Mark Normand & The Confusion and Chaos

Comedian Mark Normand returns for his third time and does not know Jamie. We chat pizza addiction, bombing on stage, weird hookups, anxiety tricks, skating culture, celebrity age gaps, method acting, and Mark’s new special. We’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code BELLY. That’s promo code BELLY. Visit BlueChew.com http://www. BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com http://www. Lolablankets.com by using code BELLY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  The Bobby Lee, the finally tour is up for sale 2026. You know, I'd shot a special for Hulu, and I'm gonna go one strong tour before the special airs. I'll be in Detroit, Indianapolis, Montclair, Atlantic City, Medford, San Antonio, Houston, Dallas, et cetera, et cetera. Go to bobbylee.live to get your tickets.

• 1:49Bobby Lee?

  Dude, honestly, dude, honestly, since you've been back, dude, there's an air of confidence I don't like.

• 1:56Speaker 02

  I just opened for Dan Soder.

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I understand, but I have credits as well. I did so much this week, I would never tell you what I did.

• 2:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just.

• 2:04Speaker 03

  I opened for Kathy this week.

• 2:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's like, I wouldn't yell that stuff out.

• 2:10Speaker 02

  I'm not yelling it out, I'm just saying.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  It's, you're sort of like name dropping.

• 2:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, I opened for Dan Soder.

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 2:18Speaker 02

  Shout out to Dan Soder, he's on tour.

• 2:22Speaker 02

  Who else have you opened up for?

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, who have you opened up?

• 2:24Speaker 02

  Um, Amir Kay.

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:27Speaker 02

  Um, I don't know, Ralph. My boy Ralph.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:32Speaker 02

  He's on tour right now.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Also, who else?

• 2:35Speaker 02

  Who else have you opened up for, man? And, uh, one and only, Mr. Robert Ely. No, Bobby, I opened up for you, Bobby.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:43Speaker 02

  I text you, I can open the Texas shows.

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:46Speaker 02

  But it just went green. I was like, oh, he might change his number.

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I changed my name, yeah. I put you on block.

• 2:53Speaker 02

  You did?

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:54Speaker 02

  On the block? Like the cholos, you know? Like the...

• 3:00Bobby Lee?

  Well, comedy hasn't improved since I've been here.

• 3:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:04Speaker 03

  Like the wall.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:06Speaker 02

  Like the wall, just the wall, man.

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:08Speaker 02

  I do use a microwave.

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so do we.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, but you actually use it?

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  Let me think about that, let me think about it. I said that I use it, but do I actually use it?

• 3:19Speaker 02

  No, your people use it, but do you use it?

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  Have I used a microwave historically in my life?

• 3:25Speaker 02

  Have you? In recent times?

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  In recent times, uh...

• 3:28Speaker 02

  When's the last time you woke up at two in the morning?

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  Not two, well, now that's a specific time.

• 3:32Speaker 02

  He's adding different variables.

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  When's the last time, April, oh, no, April 12, two in the morning, you know what I mean? You know, half moon, half moon, half moon, have you? No, I've, probably two weeks ago, I used a microwave?

• 3:42Speaker 02

  For what?

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  I heated up a sandwich.

• 3:44Speaker 02

  A sandwich from where?

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  From, um, uh, from, um, Patsy's.

• 3:49Speaker 02

  What kind of sandwich?

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  It was a grilled cheese, I wanted the cheese to be melted more.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  He's trying so hard to poke holes in this. Yeah, why?

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:56Speaker 02

  That position is this.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, why are you challenging me? You don't believe me?

• 4:01Speaker 02

  It's like, I don't think you poop on airplanes.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 4:05Speaker 03

  It's hard to poop on airplanes.

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I have.

• 4:07Speaker 02

  Why?

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  Because I have to take a shit!

• 4:10Speaker 02

  Can't you just wait?

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  No, I can't, I have to take a shit.

• 4:13Speaker 02

  You're a crazy lawyer, man.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, you're a bad lawyer, man. Yeah.

• 4:18Speaker 02

  I was talking about, um, I forget who I was talking to this about.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  Maybe Dan Soder?

• 4:24Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, it was Dan.

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  Is it really? Is that really Dan?

• 4:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was like, would you trust your lawyer if he like was in the case and then he tells a judge, "Hey, he's innocent. Am I right?"

• 4:38Speaker 03

  I don't think I'd trust him.

• 4:39Speaker 02

  I don't think I'd trust a lawyer.

• 4:40Speaker 03

  No, I wouldn't do that.

• 4:41Speaker 02

  Would you trust your lawyer?

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Yodeler? I think a yodeler I would. A lawyer, no. A lawyer, no, but I...

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no.

• 4:50Speaker 02

  Would you trust your lawyer? If he tells a judge, "Am I right?"

• 4:56Speaker 03

  This is gonna be a fun pod.

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  I think the rhythm is off.

• 4:59Speaker 03

  It's off.

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:02Speaker 02

  Why?

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  You can't read rhythms?

• 5:05Speaker 02

  No.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Are you rhythmless? Are you rhythmless?

• 5:11Speaker 02

  Rim?

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  Dude, what is going on with you? You can't even understand words anymore?

• 5:15Speaker 02

  I do.

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, rhythmless.

• 5:18Speaker 03

  I actually was in it.

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  Say it.

• 5:20Speaker 02

  What?

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  Rhythmless.

• 5:21Speaker 02

  Rim?

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Rhythmless.

• 5:24Speaker 02

  Rimless.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 5:25Speaker 02

  I can't say it.

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  You can't say rhythm. It's okay, though.

• 5:28Speaker 02

  Nah, it's too fast for me.

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  Go slow.

• 5:31Speaker 02

  Slow rhythm?

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  There you go. There we go, so go rhythmless.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  Rimulus.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Like Romulus.

• 5:38Speaker 02

  Romulus.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  Expelliarmus.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  Can you say Romulus?

• 5:40Speaker 02

  Romulus, Alien, that was a good movie.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, for Alien, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:46Speaker 02

  Your mind's going blank, too.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  I'm not, because Romulus is also a planet for Romulans, right from Star Trek.

• 5:56Speaker 02

  You owe me coke.

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't.

• 5:58Speaker 02

  Yes, I do.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  All right, well, I got what you wanted there.

• 6:00Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  There you go.

• 6:01Speaker 02

  See, I know stuff.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  We haven't seen, what else have you learned? We haven't seen you in a while. Yeah, I wanna know what you've learned for like, well, a month? It's been a month. It's been a month. Yeah.

• 6:11Speaker 02

  Has it been a month?

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  I know, man.

• 6:14Speaker 02

  I don't know, what have I learned?

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  Cat, what has I learned? Yeah, Cat, what has I learned? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, now look at me, look at me. What have you learned?

• 6:22Speaker 02

  What have I, I don't know, man.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  You have learned nothing this last month.

• 6:24Speaker 04

  Dan, what did Dan Soder teach you?

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  Huh?

• 6:27Bobby Lee?

  What did Soder teach you?

• 6:28Speaker 03

  Someone said I looked like Dan Soder. Is that true?

• 6:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a little bit.

• 6:34Speaker 02

  That's good.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  That's, she's a woman.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  Haircut? That's what you learned? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, what have you learned about life, about like, you know, how to, do you have learned anything about like maintaining your anxiety and um?

• 6:52Speaker 03

  I learned a lot this weekend.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what'd you learn?

• 6:54Speaker 03

  Oh, I learned about Israel. I learned about Iran.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:58Speaker 03

  I learned about a lot of news.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  History?

• 7:02Speaker 03

  History, Comedy Store history.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  A lot of Comedy Store history.

• 7:05Speaker 03

  Uh huh, I learned.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  What kind of comedy is sore history? I can't, stuff that, yeah, cuz I told her that it's over her, my dead body.

• 7:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:13Speaker 03

  He told me he would murder me if I.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  I would murder me cuz I told her deep dark secrets.

• 7:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  Of the Comedy Store. Positive stuff though, guys.

• 7:19Speaker 03

  All good stuff.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  All the good stuff.

• 7:21Speaker 03

  All positives.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  All the good stuff, yeah.

• 7:23Speaker 03

  I learned um about um you can get Shake Shack ordered late.

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a, that's a good thing to learn.

• 7:33Speaker 03

  And I learned that you should always listen and.

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:36Speaker 03

  Be quiet.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  Yes. Real advice. Real advice.

• 7:40Speaker 03

  And be nice.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  And also the, the holding method.

• 7:45Speaker 03

  Which one, the holding, oh, the holding method?

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  Did you hear, I told you, I taught you about the holding method?

• 7:50Speaker 03

  Holding method?

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  Of not going on stage.

• 7:52Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The holding method where you just sit in your chair and then Bobby holds you down.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't hold you down.

• 7:59Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll hug you.

• 8:00Speaker 03

  He hugs you.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:01Speaker 03

  Hugs you down.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't hold you down.

• 8:02Speaker 03

  And then.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about?

• 8:04Speaker 03

  And then you go, I really gotta go, and he goes, no, no, no, no, no.

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that method. Yeah, but then what did I teach?

• 8:09Speaker 03

  And then you stayed there.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  So they said my name, and how long did I stay, sit down?

• 8:13Speaker 03

  Too long.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  I've seen you do this before. How long did you do this?

• 8:17Speaker 03

  It was wild, like, no, he's to, cool calm collected, could have gone, got away, come back. You were just in your zone, probably maybe three minutes, three or four.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  And who was hosting? Kathy. Oh, you, oh my god. She goes, Bobby, we, right, and then I just sat there and I just talked to people.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  To teach you a lesson.

• 8:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:40Speaker 03

  So cool.

• 8:41Speaker 00

  And what was that lesson, Kat?

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't think you got the lesson. But try to explain the lesson, though.

• 8:46Speaker 03

  I think it's about, um, being in control and showing like resilience and, right? Or just like not letting it overcome you, stress? And saying, this is my show. Right?

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 9:05Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 9:06Bobby Lee?

  No, it's, it's about, um, um, handling anxiety. Yeah, and also, um, the panic.

• 9:13Speaker 03

  Panic.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  And it also teaches you, um, it gives you a little bit more of a challenge on stage.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 9:24Speaker 03

  Just a little. Did they do that to you when you were?

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:27Speaker 03

  All the time?

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:29Speaker 03

  How, how long would someone like?

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  Five minutes.

• 9:31Speaker 03

  Five minutes?

• 9:32Speaker 00

  Five minutes where you went up?

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:35Speaker 00

  Who?

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  I can't tell you that.

• 9:37Speaker 00

  It's, well, it's either Polly or.

• 9:39Speaker 03

  You must have been squirming, right? You could have.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  No, I learned it.

• 9:42Speaker 03

  Do you, you just?

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  So I just sit there instead of struggled.

• 9:45Speaker 00

  What would be your opener when you walked out?

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  I go, they, they made me see.

• 9:49Speaker 00

  Oh, just tell the truth.

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, they locked me in a room.

• 9:53Bobby Lee?

  They locked me in a room and they wouldn't let me come out for five minutes.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  I swear to God.

• 9:58Speaker 03

  Did they really lock you in a room?

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  They locked me, but like, you know, they're teaching me patience.

• 10:03Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:05Speaker 00

  So what did you do when you were?

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  I didn't do it to her.

• 10:08Speaker 03

  He didn't do it to her.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  I don't do it to women.

• 10:09Speaker 03

  Yeah. Not yet, I don't.

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no women.

• 10:15Speaker 03

  But I would like to, I'd like you to do that.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Are you sure?

• 10:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 10:20Speaker 03

  I want to try it.

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  Try it.

• 10:21Speaker 03

  I want to see what that feels like.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:24Speaker 03

  Cause it's.

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't feel good.

• 10:25Speaker 03

  I know it doesn't feel good, but maybe that's part of it.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  I, actually, when I did it, um, over the weekend, it felt pretty good. Cause I didn't want to go up.

• 10:34Speaker 03

  I know.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did not want to, I mean, I got in the rhythm of being there, but it was, I had the busiest week of my lifetime, so it was like, and I'm so tired and I, I'll be honest with you, I don't know how I'm going to get through this podcast, but, um.

• 10:48Speaker 00

  How many places you traveled to?

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  Saturday.

• 10:52Speaker 00

  That was so good, brother.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:53Speaker 00

  I like that.

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  Do you like that?

• 10:55Speaker 00

  Sounded good.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:00Speaker 02

  Saturday, what happened? You flew in?

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Dude, don't talk to me like that!

• 11:06Speaker 00

  That energy, I love that. I love it.

• 11:09Speaker 00

  Jaime. Jaime's great, but...

• 11:11Speaker 02

  That's good rhythm Jaime. I love that rhythm.

• 11:13Speaker 04

  That's really good rhythm.

• 11:14Speaker 02

  He doesn't know what he's doing.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  You don't even know the... You didn't feel the rhythm there?

• 11:17Speaker 02

  You know what I learned?

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, yeah, tell me, yeah, yeah, yeah. It took me that long to learn? To figure out what you learned. Go ahead.

• 11:23Speaker 02

  I did a couple of shows and like, people come up to me and like, like, "Bro, you're like, the funniest guy I've seen." I'm like, "I don't know..."

• 11:32Speaker 00

  He's learning... Hey, hey, Bobby...

• 11:33Speaker 02

  Wait, Bobby like...

• 11:34Speaker 00

  Let him go, Bobby.

• 11:34Speaker 02

  I don't get it. Cook.

• 11:36Speaker 00

  Let him cook.

• 11:37Speaker 02

  I don't get why. I don't... So when you say, "Hey, sorry..."

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  That's the same thing he did with the Dan Soder thing. Is that what you learned? You got recognized? And complimented? Complimented? And then what happened?

• 11:50Speaker 02

  I'm like, "Oh, thank you." But like, I, I think to myself, like, "I don't get what I have." Like, I don't...

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, it's the grossest thing you've ever said. Oh, I love it.

• 11:59Speaker 02

  That? That's the grossest thing I've ever said.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  It's not the, "I'm coming." Remember that one?

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the second thing, grossest thing you've ever said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that was really... Yeah, that was bad. Yeah, yeah. That's not, you learned that? About yourself. Humility?

• 12:20Speaker 02

  Humility?

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  You learned humility.

• 12:22Speaker 02

  Humility, yeah.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  Humility.

• 12:24Speaker 02

  No, I don't know. I don't know what I have, you know?

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, can I guess what you have?

• 12:30Speaker 02

  So I can tell you.

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  Can you tell me what?

• 12:34Speaker 02

  Well, in special ed...

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's not... You can't lie. My bad, my bad, man. I didn't know.

• 12:40Speaker 02

  No.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  You weren't in special ed?

• 12:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I didn't know that.

• 12:43Speaker 02

  That's the same response whenever my PE teacher found out.

• 12:47Speaker 03

  I was in special ed too.

• 12:48Speaker 00

  Were you really?

• 12:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:50Speaker 00

  Is it, is it special ed or a different type of class?

• 12:52Speaker 02

  It's a department.

• 12:53Speaker 03

  I was just slow.

• 12:54Speaker 00

  I was in a class two.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was in a class two.

• 12:56Speaker 00

  With two people.

• 12:57Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was in a cla... I was at, um, an alternative school at one point.

• 13:01Speaker 03

  Really?

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:02Speaker 03

  For what?

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  For like being slow.

• 13:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was slow. I couldn't read very fast.

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I couldn't, I couldn't read backwards either.

• 13:09Speaker 03

  I couldn't. I still can't.

• 13:12Speaker 00

  Couldn't read Japanese, man.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Japanese or Latin or anything.

• 13:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, me neither.

• 13:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:16Speaker 02

  On my last day, sixth grade, my special ed teacher, one of them, she was like...

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  Why are you smiling, Gilbert?

• 13:22Speaker 00

  I'm not, bro.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you want to, do you?

• 13:24Speaker 02

  Why are you smiling?

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  Dude, yeah, you are.

• 13:26Speaker 00

  Happy to see everyone here.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  I know you're happy to see us, bud, but don't smile at that.

• 13:30Speaker 00

  Okay, sorry, sorry. One more time.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're smiling now.

• 13:34Speaker 02

  On the last day of school, sixth grade, my special-

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  What kind of school?

• 13:37Speaker 03

  Special ed school.

• 13:38Speaker 02

  No, it was a regular school.

• 13:40Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is it?

• 13:41Speaker 02

  They had a different building.

• 13:44Speaker 02

  My special ed teacher told me-

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  Wait, they have special ed teachers at regular school?

• 13:49Speaker 02

  Yes. You know how much of a waste would that be? To have two different schools?

• 13:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:55Speaker 02

  Just putting everybody in one.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. They're saving money. In your town.

• 14:01Speaker 02

  Mesquite Texas.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  All, yeah, all types of teachers comes, comes in. Yeah. You're phys ed, you're doing biology.

• 14:11Speaker 02

  That's what it is. Mesquite Texas, uh, fix yourself, um.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  I wanna fucking sit there and talk to these fucking people.

• 14:20Speaker 02

  Cause we're in special ed?

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Fucking daddy, dude. What are you fucking even talking about, dude?

• 14:25Speaker 02

  Man would.

• 14:27Speaker 04

  Ayyyy!

• 14:33Speaker 02

  Helm?

• 14:33Speaker 05

  How cute are you?

• 14:34Speaker 02

  Hey, what's up?

• 14:36Speaker 05

  Hey, Mark.

• 14:39Speaker 02

  Great, Mark.

• 14:42Speaker 05

  Alright. Just messing with you.

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's, what's his name?

• 14:47Speaker 05

  Hey, it's Umberto.

• 14:50Speaker 05

  Jimmy Kimmel, right?

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever remember meeting him?

• 14:55Speaker 05

  Uh, at the what, the last one?

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. Anywhere outside of this place.

• 15:02Speaker 02

  Can I refresh his memory?

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, you can't refresh, you can't refresh.

• 15:06Speaker 00

  You were very confident that Mark Norman would know who you are, bro.

• 15:08Speaker 05

  Oh, God, you've already started, huh?

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:11Speaker 05

  Oh, shit. Uh, wait a minute.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:15Speaker 05

  Carneys.

• 15:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, with who?

• 15:18Speaker 00

  What does that mean?

• 15:19Speaker 05

  I thought you were working the grill?

• 15:23Speaker 02

  Not that night.

• 15:24Speaker 05

  No, what's up? Give it to, I don't remember anybody. Have we met?

• 15:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  Can you guess? Can you guess?

• 15:31Speaker 02

  She wasn't confident though.

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she wasn't that confident though. Can you guess?

• 15:34Speaker 05

  Uh, the comedy club?

• 15:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  Which one? Which one though? That, that even there.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  No, don't.

• 15:40Speaker 02

  She doesn't have headphones in.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he doesn't? He already heard it.

• 15:43Speaker 05

  I didn't hear anything.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  Did you really?

• 15:45Speaker 05

  Oh wait, I saw it. Oh, I met you with Ice.

• 15:48Speaker 04

  Yes!

• 15:50Speaker 05

  We got rid of a guy.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we got rid of a guy together.

• 15:53Speaker 05

  And you're Jimmy Oh Yang. That's gonna be back. You've never heard that, I'm sure.

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  You do headphones or no?

• 15:59Speaker 05

  No, I never touch them.

• 15:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't touch them, okay.

• 16:00Speaker 05

  Uh, do we do calls or anything?

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  No, we don't do calls.

• 16:03Speaker 05

  Alright, great.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, we're not doing calls. No, no, we don't do calls.

• 16:06Speaker 05

  You changed it up.

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  We did?

• 16:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we changed it up a little bit. Yeah, I change it up every couple of years, you know? A little bit, yeah. It's funny because before you got here, Mark, Jaime was saying like, you know, we go way back, you know what I mean?

• 16:19Speaker 02

  Oh, I was not saying that.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  He'll definitely know me, we've hung out, this and that.

• 16:24Speaker 05

  I opened up for Dan Soder.

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Soder, he's a Dan So. And I made a bet that he wouldn't remember. And I won that bet.

• 16:33Speaker 05

  There you go.

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  I, um, Kat wasn't as confident. Yeah, yeah, so, um, Kat was like, I don't think he'll remember. But you, she opened for you at the Ice House.

• 16:42Speaker 05

  Okay, oh, I do remember that.

• 16:44Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  Do you really?

• 16:45Speaker 05

  I remember that, yes.

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a very funny new comic and, um, sorry, I'm sorry, I apologize.

• 16:51Speaker 05

  Oh, go nuts, I'm the burp king.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, I know. You fart too a lot, huh?

• 16:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:56Speaker 05

  I already farted on this guy.

• 16:59Speaker 05

  Jaime. Yeah.

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We already said it?

• 17:02Speaker 05

  Oh shit, did you say it?

• 17:04Speaker 02

  I don't remember.

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, really? You do remember Jaime then? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And do you know the comic that he's best friends with?

• 17:10Speaker 05

  Soder.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  No. It's, tell him.

• 17:15Speaker 02

  You know my boy Ralph?

• 17:16Speaker 05

  Barboza?

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:17Speaker 05

  Yeah!

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's how.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  He said, "What's up?"

• 17:20Speaker 05

  Hey, Ralph's gonna think.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no, he doesn't. No, he doesn't!

• 17:23Speaker 05

  Wait, you really said, "What's up?"

• 17:25Bobby Lee?

  What's up?

• 17:26Speaker 02

  He said, "What's up and congrats on your new special."

• 17:28Speaker 05

  Thank you! Appreciate it.

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  He really did say that.

• 17:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, thank you, Jaime.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  No, I believe you now.

• 17:34Speaker 02

  Can I call him?

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, don't call him.

• 17:36Speaker 05

  Call him!

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't want you, no, don't call him. Please don't call him. I don't want to talk to that guy.

• 17:40Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to talk to that guy.

• 17:41Speaker 02

  He wants to talk to Mark.

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but then have, book, book a thing.

• 17:45Speaker 02

  I call him right now.

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, don't.

• 17:47Speaker 02

  Cause last time you didn't believe me.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  No, I believe, I just said I believed you. I just fucking said I believed you. No, no, if you call him, dude, you're leaving.

• 17:56Speaker 00

  Whoa, please call him.

• 18:01Speaker 00

  Is he doing alright?

• 18:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  Alright, call him, call him.

• 18:03Speaker 00

  He's so young and rich, I'm worried about him.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  Call him.

• 18:05Speaker 02

  Call him, Luke.

• 18:06Speaker 00

  Alright.

• 18:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  You guys, I'm 54 years old.

• 18:21Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  Yes, ma'am, and I love, dude, I love, um, BlueChew because, you know, a lot of time when you get older, it's, it's harder to get the party going.

• 18:33Speaker 03

  I understand.

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  Right, and sometimes, what?

• 18:36Speaker 02

  You can say that again.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  It's hard to get the party going and, um, you know, I'm telling you right now, dude, um, I'm on a date, right? I know we're gonna hook up, right? She comes over to the house, right? About 20 minutes, 30 minutes before you take, you chew on a, you can even chew it.

• 18:52Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why they call it BlueChew.

• 18:54Speaker 03

  Oh, it's chewy.

• 18:55Bobby Lee?

  Right? I chew chew it one down, dude, and I am on, and it's party time USA. BlueChew Gold dissolves under your tongue. They're BlueChew Gold now.

• 19:03Speaker 03

  Oh, wow.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  Right, and it works in as little as 15 minutes.

• 19:06Speaker 00

  So fast.

• 19:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that means you can get it on, Jaime, quicker and stay in the game longer. Elevation without hesitation.

• 19:13Speaker 03

  This is peak passion and peak performance in a single tablet.

• 19:16Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Catherine, for saying that.

• 19:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:18Speaker 00

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• 19:38Bobby Lee?

  Lola, right now, dude, I have a Lola blanket on me.

• 19:40Speaker 00

  You look cute, man.

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  And I got this as a gift, dude. It's, it honestly, dude, it's soft, touch it.

• 19:45Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  Soft and also what? Cool.

• 19:47Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 19:48Bobby Lee?

  Lola is the world's number one blanket. I'm telling you right now, I sleep with Lola, dude. Uh, crafted with ultra soft luxury. Flow fur and a signature four-way stretch, the kind of quality that instantly feels gift worthy.

• 20:00Speaker 00

  Great gift.

• 20:01Bobby Lee?

  It's it's machine washable, Catherine, double hemmed and built to last for years, making it truly meaningful. It's a long-term gift, actually, is what I'm trying to say.

• 20:10Speaker 03

  Yes, and it stays flawless, no shedding, no pilling, no delicate care worries, which makes it a gift people can actually enjoy every day.

• 20:19Speaker 02

  It works for everyone, family, friends, partners, coworkers, hosts, new parents, and even those I have no idea what to get to people.

• 20:28Bobby Lee?

  Right, because sometimes you don't know what to get.

• 20:29Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 20:30Bobby Lee?

  Is that what you're saying?

• 20:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and Lola isn't just a blanket. Hi me, look at me right now. It's a home upgrade gift. It instantly elevates any space, making it feel warm, cozy, and stylized.

• 20:40Speaker 02

  You look cute.

• 20:41Bobby Lee?

  Lola Blankets has collabed with a number of amazing designers. They've done limited editions with Teza, Harmony Bios, Rachel Parcet. But you've got to move fast. These drops always sell out.

• 20:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, Lola also makes weighted blankets for calming and therapeutic vibes.

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I feel so therapeutic right now, dude.

• 20:58Speaker 03

  You look therapeutic, yeah. Don't miss the matching pillows. They look amazing and you save when bundling.

• 21:05Speaker 02

  I have the large. It is perfect for cozying up solo or someone else.

• 21:10Speaker 00

  Is it solo or are you with someone else?

• 21:12Speaker 02

  Oh, with someone else.

• 21:13Speaker 03

  Nice.

• 21:13Speaker 02

  With Bobby.

• 21:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so.

• 21:15Speaker 00

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• 21:33Speaker 03

  Lola.

• 21:38Speaker 02

  All right.

• 21:39Speaker 00

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• 22:39Bobby Lee?

  But you get one shot at this. If he doesn't pick up, dude. Louder, louder, louder.

• 22:46Speaker 02

  Hey.

• 22:47Speaker 04

  Yo.

• 22:48Speaker 02

  I'm here with Bobby and guess who else?

• 22:54Speaker 04

  Jimmy O'Yang?

• 22:59Speaker 02

  Wait, wait, no. Guess who else?

• 23:01Speaker 04

  It's Mark, it's Mark Norman.

• 23:03Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, how'd you do that? Yeah. And then, um, did you want to say something to Mark Norman, Ralph?

• 23:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, congrats on the special.

• 23:15Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, man. I miss ya.

• 23:18Speaker 04

  I miss you too. Heimann paid me 50 bucks to say this.

• 23:22Bobby Lee?

  Heimann doesn't have 50 bucks.

• 23:25Speaker 02

  Bye.

• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  All right, all right. All right, Heimann, you got it. You got it. Thank you, thank you, Heim. Thank you, Heim. We believe you.

• 23:31Speaker 02

  Heimann.

• 23:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, I think I believe this to be true, that, uh, Mark probably will not forget about you ever again. Never again. Never again. Not that face. Not that face. And I think Kat probably not either.

• 23:44Speaker 03

  Really?

• 23:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:45Speaker 03

  Oh, that's.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  No, I remember the teeth.

• 23:47Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 23:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Great teeth.

• 23:49Speaker 03

  Oh, thank you.

• 23:49Bobby Lee?

  Big teeth? No, nice teeth. Good teeth. But do you think they can be smaller? No. Okay.

• 23:57Speaker 05

  What are you doing to me here?

• 23:59Speaker 05

  What is this now? Are you on the ones and twos these days?

• 24:02Bobby Lee?

  No, you know, sometimes I, sometimes I, you can't hear it because you, but it's okay. We'll play later.

• 24:07Speaker 05

  All right, all right. I didn't know you played.

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  I did, but you don't have the headphones on.

• 24:11Speaker 05

  Oh, all right, well, I'll put them on if you're gonna play.

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna play.

• 24:13Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:16Speaker 05

  So this is just a weird setup. I've never.

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, it's so funny, sometimes I don't play it, and why is it there?

• 24:22Speaker 05

  I don't know, it's a thing now.

• 24:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, is there, is there a thing where it could be off to the side?

• 24:26Speaker 00

  It's pretty difficult.

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  It's a difficult apparatus? Okay, all right, so, um, yeah, this is a.

• 24:33Speaker 05

  Just let him, just in case.

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well, I mean, you know, I can't get, um.

• 24:38Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  McDonovan's in town. He's in town, anyway, um.

• 24:49Speaker 05

  Yo, yo.

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  He has a new special called Non-Two Please. Where is that at?

• 24:53Speaker 05

  Uh, shot it in Boulder, it's on Netflix.

• 24:55Bobby Lee?

  It's on Netflix? And when does it come, is that already out?

• 24:58Speaker 05

  It's out, man.

• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's out, wow, wow, wow.

• 25:00Speaker 05

  We're in the top 10, so we're trying to keep it that way, that's why I'm here.

• 25:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow, it's nice and tan as well.

• 25:05Speaker 05

  That's all photo.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 25:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, that, look at me, I'm on AI.

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  I know, but is that a shot from your special? Or did you take another photo?

• 25:12Speaker 05

  That's from the special.

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 25:13Speaker 05

  And then they cleaned it all up with stuff.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I have a special coming out, and I, I don't know how that works. You know what I mean?

• 25:19Speaker 05

  Hulu?

• 25:20Bobby Lee?

  Hulu?

• 25:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do, I mean, do you, so they, they gave me, um, a thousand photos or whatever.

• 25:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then you go, which ones do you like?

• 25:29Speaker 05

  I know.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Right, so then you pick out the ones you like.

• 25:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  Right, but are there ones on there that are just so bad? I mean.

• 25:35Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, there's some in there that's like, why would you even shoot it from that angle?

• 25:39Speaker 05

  I know, and they, they sent me a bunch, they said, pick three or whatever, I picked three, and they didn't even use the three I picked. So I had to go back in and redo it, they don't even listen.

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  They don't even listen?

• 25:48Speaker 05

  No.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  And then, like, go back to the poster real quick?

• 25:50Speaker 05

  There it is.

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  There it is.

• 25:51Speaker 05

  Let me look how AI'd that is.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Now, do you, I had a problem with fonts.

• 25:56Speaker 05

  Ah.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? That was a whole two-week thing of like, what fonts, I go, I don't know.

• 26:01Speaker 05

  So you're particular?

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  You're, you don't care?

• 26:04Speaker 05

  I care a little, but I'm not going two weeks on a font.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't do two weeks on a font?

• 26:09Speaker 05

  No.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:10Speaker 03

  Did you pick that font?

• 26:12Speaker 05

  Uh, no, I picked the colors, but they sent me a couple and I just went with that one.

• 26:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so that's what I should do?

• 26:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, let them do the work and then choose out of the three.

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  And then I'll pick five, one of five.

• 26:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:23Speaker 05

  I just wanted to hear you pronounce Hulu.

• 26:26Speaker 05

  That's why I'm here to this.

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that what you're here for?

• 26:28Speaker 05

  That's it.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:29Speaker 05

  I'm so proud of you for doing this.

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, thanks, man.

• 26:32Speaker 05

  This is exciting.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, I guess it is.

• 26:34Speaker 05

  Oh, what are you kidding?

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:35Speaker 05

  Fifty years in the making.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not that good, I mean.

• 26:40Speaker 05

  Oh, it's gonna.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I saw it the first time.

• 26:43Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  Right, the first cut, and I was sat back, and I, and I was just taking it all in, I was like, that was okay.

• 26:49Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  The second time, oh my god, I said, I can never come back in here again.

• 26:54Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  I could not watch it again.

• 26:56Speaker 05

  Oh, watching it?

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  The whole thing from beginning to end.

• 26:58Speaker 05

  It's a nightmare.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  It's, well, why were you going, whoa?

• 27:01Speaker 05

  I thought you meant doing a second set, and I was.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, I'm, I'm talking about one, you know, in the editing booth.

• 27:07Speaker 05

  Oh, it's hell on earth.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  It's, is it not?

• 27:09Speaker 05

  It's brutal.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  It's brutal, why, now tell me why it's brutal.

• 27:12Speaker 05

  Cause you don't wanna see yourself, you see every dumb movement you make, you hear your my dumb voice, it's a nightmare. That's why I don't get these sex tape guys. Those guys that film themselves fucking, I'm like, are you kidding? Like, watching my stand-up is bad enough.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm noiseless.

• 27:27Speaker 05

  Same.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:28Speaker 05

  Same, you don't want this voice.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but are you quiet in sex?

• 27:31Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:33Speaker 05

  My wife, my wife likes, like, me to make fun of her, she likes being insulted.

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:36Speaker 05

  So I'm like, ah, you're a retard, you know, I don't know what to say.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've, I've been told that, are you dead? That's how quiet I've been. You know what I mean?

• 27:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  With my eyes closed.

• 27:48Speaker 05

  Not moving.

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is me having sex.

• 27:51Speaker 05

  Top or bottom?

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  Both, both, yeah, every position.

• 27:54Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  On the side with the carrying.

• 27:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  The leg.

• 27:58Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  You know that move?

• 28:00Speaker 05

  Oh, I love that move.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  What do you call that move?

• 28:03Speaker 03

  Wait, the leg's up here?

• 28:04Speaker 02

  One leg?

• 28:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, one leg.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, one, yeah, not both legs.

• 28:07Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  I've done both legs.

• 28:09Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm not a lumberjack, so this is harder. You know what I mean, it makes me feel like I'm in North Korea.

• 28:14Speaker 05

  So who is this guy?

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  But the, but the one leg, you, I have made, but it's more of like, I'm exercising kinda sounds.

• 28:24Speaker 05

  I used to sleep with a woman who had one leg.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:26Speaker 05

  She had a fake. And, uh.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 28:29Speaker 05

  Crazy, so she had the legs up.

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:31Speaker 05

  And she was laying down, I was standing up.

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:33Speaker 05

  And I went to, we finished, and I went to pee and the leg was still on me.

• 28:38Speaker 05

  True story. They call her Peg.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, no, no. Are you really? That was a true story?

• 28:43Speaker 05

  That's a true story. Years and years ago.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you purposely carry it as a joke?

• 28:47Speaker 05

  No, I was just so drunk and in the moment, I walked to the bathroom and I had a leg on it.

• 28:53Speaker 05

  They call it Eileen.

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  Eileen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you had the leg on it. Are they heavy?

• 29:02Speaker 05

  No, they're very light.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:03Speaker 05

  They're, what is it? They're hollow.

• 29:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're hollow.

• 29:06Speaker 03

  Like silicone.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and imagine the new legs now are probably lighter even.

• 29:09Speaker 05

  Probably titanium or something.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  Titanium and very light and durable, I expect. Yeah, yeah.

• 29:15Speaker 05

  You'd imagine, yeah.

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  And realistic almost.

• 29:17Speaker 05

  Sure, pull them up. I'm sure we can get a new leg.

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, you don't have to?

• 29:21Speaker 05

  You're gonna need a foot at some point with your diabetes.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  Wait, say that again?

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  I'll, I'll repeat it, if I may. You might need a foot one day because you have diabetes.

• 29:32Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you know how? I don't have diabetes.

• 29:35Speaker 05

  I'm just joking. I know.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  Comedy show.

• 29:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 29:39Bobby Lee?

  We're talking about the rhythm.

• 29:40Speaker 05

  Pretty realistic.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  Whoa!

• 29:42Speaker 05

  Actually realistic.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  Dude, if the white wasn't exposed there, I would not know that that's the fake one.

• 29:46Speaker 05

  Hundred percent.

• 29:47Speaker 03

  I'd like to get some of those boobs. Do you think they do those?

• 29:50Speaker 05

  Oh, look, they're big tits.

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  Just get them done.

• 29:53Speaker 03

  No, no, no, but I don't want them to go inside. I would just like to have them outside.

• 29:56Speaker 05

  Take them off.

• 29:57Speaker 03

  They're just, yeah, so you can take them off.

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  Don't bras do that?

• 30:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, I guess so.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because if, if I'm with you, like, you know what I mean, and you had the fake ones on, I would be able to see the line.

• 30:07Speaker 03

  Well, maybe they, maybe they blend them in now. I don't know. Maybe they can be part of the net.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  Make, like, make up them in?

• 30:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, I, like, you're gonna Star Trek it?

• 30:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, but Star Trek.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna play Klingon and, you know, and get makeup and hair and the whole thing.

• 30:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:21Speaker 05

  Remember the three tits from, uh, Total Recall?

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I do. Do I remember?

• 30:24Speaker 05

  Come on.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  Did you ever pause on that?

• 30:26Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What'd you do when you paused on it?

• 30:29Speaker 05

  Well, you rub one out.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  Of course you did.

• 30:31Speaker 05

  It was free internet porn. Both the three tit ladies.

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:34Speaker 05

  If they could do that then, they can do yours.

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's Hollywood magic, too.

• 30:40Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's editing. I think there's post.

• 30:42Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  That's the new one. That kinda looks like me.

• 30:45Speaker 05

  No, that's not new.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, because there was two total recalls.

• 30:48Speaker 05

  I know that, but...

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so that's the second total recall.

• 30:51Speaker 05

  So they re...

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  Is it this one?

• 30:53Speaker 05

  That's the new one.

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 30:55Speaker 05

  That's old.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:57Speaker 05

  That looks old.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're right. That's the old one. That's the old one. Yeah. Give me the... There's a new and old, and that's the old one.

• 31:02Speaker 05

  Look at back there, a little ball baggie.

• 31:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:04Speaker 05

  Actually, I don't care for him as much as I remember.

• 31:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:07Speaker 05

  But it was pre-internet porn. That's what we had.

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, yeah, I remember that. I remember pausing that. There was another movie called, oh my god.

• 31:13Speaker 05

  I bet she gets stopped in the street all day long.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  Of what?

• 31:16Speaker 05

  As like, oh, you're the three tit whore.

• 31:20Speaker 05

  I'm sure she gets stopped in the street.

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:22Speaker 05

  What a claim to fame, sorry.

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  There was another movie that, this is pre-porn, called Re-Animator. And there was a quick brush shot there. I used to pause there, too.

• 31:31Speaker 05

  Oh, I don't know Re-Animator.

• 31:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was a horror movie, very B movie, a horror movie in the early 80s.

• 31:37Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  It was called Re-Animator, and there was a brush shot in it.

• 31:40Speaker 05

  Who did it first?

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  I think Re-Animator did it first.

• 31:43Speaker 05

  Ah.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  And it was still an R-rated movie. That was the movie. Look at how old it looks.

• 31:48Speaker 05

  Oh, that looks cool.

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  You can't find a brush shot in there?

• 31:50Speaker 05

  I'll look for brush shot.

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you. Please, please. Brush shot. Yeah, yeah. It was a terrifying movie.

• 31:56Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah?

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  And I think in the movie, she had no head.

• 31:58Speaker 05

  Whoa, even better.

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  And I still paused.

• 32:01Speaker 05

  All right, it's like my wife, no head.

• 32:05Speaker 05

  Hey, I can hide me.

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:08Speaker 05

  I'll take that.

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  How is that going?

• 32:10Speaker 05

  It's going great. We got a little baby now.

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow.

• 32:12Speaker 05

  One years old. He's walking. He's cute.

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it worth it?

• 32:18Speaker 05

  It is now. The first four months are hell on earth. It's like boot camp. He's just shitting, he's crying, you get no sleep, you wanna kill yourself. And now, he's cute. When you walk in, he goes, "Hey, what's shakin', bitch?"

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:29Speaker 05

  We high-five and...

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 32:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, now it's fun.

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  It's fun now.

• 32:33Speaker 05

  I didn't realize how much of a kid is ego, because you walk in, the kid's like, "Oh, shit." And you're like, "Hey, that feels good."

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:39Speaker 05

  It kinda hits your ego, which no one confesses to.

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  Wow, well, do you think it's because, uh, were you like that as a little baby, you think?

• 32:45Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Confident?

• 32:47Speaker 05

  Not confident, but I was very happy to see people. I was always jumping up and down.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 32:51Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so it's hereditary?

• 32:53Speaker 05

  Maybe.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:54Speaker 05

  I'm sure. You're a happy goat.

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  No, I was. I've always had a thought, this is the thought I've always had, like, why am I here?

• 33:02Speaker 03

  As a baby?

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  Even as a kid. Come on. Oh, the longest I can remember is like, what is this? Oh, a sad Asian baby. Worst thing I can think of.

• 33:10Speaker 02

  Yuck.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Yuck. What Korea were you, north or south? North. Oh, there you go. Well, that makes sense. You're in under a dictator's shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was terrible. Terrible. I worked at a meth lab. It was terrible. Yeah, yeah, meth is a...

• 33:23Speaker 03

  It's the meth lab, yeah.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 33:24Speaker 03

  Remember you had that funny joke about the meth lab and how they pay them?

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. So, well, I mean, I, I, I just deep web, I went. And they have meth labs in North Korea, and the way they pay the North Koreans is with more meth. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm gonna work for more hour.

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  And they're like, you know what I mean, it's been 86 hour. Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's a really good way to pay your workers, I think. Sure, but I mean, I used to work at a pizza shop, and after a while you get sick of pizza. You think you get sick of meth? Yeah, but, but pizza doesn't like make you... Addiction. Addiction. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good point. Oh, I'll tell that to Fluffy.

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  I love you, Fluff. We love you, Fluff. Yeah, yeah, lose some, you know?

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  If he loses some, he'll lose his career, I guess. I don't know. I think he has a big enough audience where people will be like, oh, he's gonna live. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because that pick is big now. Everybody's on it.

• 34:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  But I can't imagine, uh, I mean, I don't wanna, I don't, you know, me on this podcast, you know, I don't like shaming anybody. No, no, except Jaime. Except Jaime. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's fair. I think that's fair. When are you getting on the hozemp?

• 34:36Speaker 02

  Never.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  Come on. Really?

• 34:38Speaker 02

  Can't afford it.

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  It is expensive. It is expensive. You're right, you're right. But if you could afford it, would you get on it?

• 34:43Speaker 02

  No.

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  Good for you. Good for you. Ride it out. You think you could lose it? Oh, you like being hefty?

• 34:48Speaker 02

  No, I'm gonna, I'm trying to lose it.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you are? The real way.

• 34:51Speaker 02

  The real way.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  I respect that. Yeah, what are you doing? One less to keep up?

• 34:55Speaker 02

  Not like these gas prices.

• 34:58Speaker 03

  I think they're going up.

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  That didn't make any sense. I didn't get it. Yeah, I didn't get it.

• 35:02Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  No. No, wait, wait, wait, wait. I understand. Okay. Explain the joke.

• 35:09Speaker 02

  There was no joke.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  No, no, explain.

• 35:10Speaker 02

  I'm new to comedy, I don't know.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, okay. I know, but can you explain the joke?

• 35:16Speaker 02

  Economy, hey, these guys presses, hey.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, okay. In this economy, you know, I get it.

• 35:22Speaker 02

  Am I right?

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, am I right? All right. Okay, really good stuff, Dave.

• 35:26Speaker 02

  Okay, but, uh, yeah, I'm trying to lose weight. I don't drink anymore, so that's good.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  That helps. That helps a lot, that helps a lot.

• 35:32Speaker 02

  But I pick up food now, so.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, all right.

• 35:35Speaker 02

  I eat when I'm bored and I eat when I'm not bored.

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  I thought you were losing weight.

• 35:40Speaker 02

  I'm trying to lose weight, but I can't help it.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  By eating more.

• 35:43Speaker 03

  Are you eating salads?

• 35:45Speaker 02

  No.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's very particular, like, he, the first time he ever ate sushi was here. Hey! Yeah, yeah.

• 35:51Speaker 02

  I hated it.

• 35:52Bobby Lee?

  What? Yeah, he didn't like it. He grew up. You're a sushi guy, right? Loves it, I like all those foods. Yeah, yeah, you do. Bring them on. Well, you're a skater. Sure, not anymore, but yeah. What does that have to do with food?

• 36:03Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, how, what?

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  Well, may I explain?

• 36:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, I'm not like him, where I don't have explanations. You know what I mean?

• 36:11Speaker 02

  If you get it, you get it, right?

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't have a catchphrase.

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  He's not even punchlines. That's what I'm saying.

• 36:24Speaker 02

  You can say that again.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you talk about the gas prices, though, um, Mark did a thing where I've never seen Mark do this. I saw that. Where he actually scratched his head a little bit. Oh, wow. Yeah, I've never seen you scratch your head. I was trying to figure out the joke. There is no figuring out, that's the thing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it makes no sense. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought if you were on this pod, you were good. That's what I was assuming. So I was like, maybe it's me, I must have missed it.

• 36:52Speaker 05

  But now I know.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know. You know why he's here.

• 36:55Speaker 05

  I don't.

• 36:57Speaker 05

  Why are you? What's going on?

• 36:58Bobby Lee?

  It's this. You know what I mean? The confusion.

• 37:00Speaker 05

  Oh, you like the confusion?

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like the confusion.

• 37:02Speaker 05

  Alright, alright. You want the chaos?

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the skater thing, back to the skater thing.

• 37:06Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  My belief is that, um, um, they're world traveled.

• 37:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's true.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  They go to Brazil, right? They go to Japan probably a lot.

• 37:14Speaker 05

  Now, I think. Back in our day, it was a bunch of white trash.

• 37:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but still, there was like, really good blacks skaters. You have Daywon Song, you have, you have, um...

• 37:24Speaker 05

  Is he black?

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  No, but he's Filipino-y Asian.

• 37:27Speaker 05

  Oh, we had like diversity.

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, diver- you had diversity, right? And it's also, some Asian food's probably cheaper. Let's go get some Chinese food.

• 37:36Speaker 05

  Oh, I see what you're saying.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  I always think that like, you know, um, in my mind, skaters are more liberal.

• 37:43Speaker 05

  I could see that. We're punky.

• 37:44Bobby Lee?

  It's punky, it's, you know what I mean? I knew a lot of, um, skaters that were like, even anti-drug, you know what I mean?

• 37:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. It's very artsy-fartsy. We were drawing a lot, paint, spray painting shit.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Ed Templeton and his paintings. Am I now right?

• 37:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, alright. Good point.

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  And, what?

• 38:01Speaker 05

  You're right.

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So to me, it's like, you know what I mean? I wouldn't, I couldn't hear myself a skater say, "I don't like sushi."

• 38:09Speaker 05

  Right.

• 38:09Bobby Lee?

  It's what I meant by it.

• 38:10Speaker 03

  But maybe they would be vegan. Do you think that?

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  So I, I, you know, yeah, I believe that some even skaters would be even vegan. I mean, we could talk about, right now, the pros and cons of what skaters are like.

• 38:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, sure.

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  If you want to, but it's like, um, I think that skaters are, um, risk takers.

• 38:28Speaker 05

  Big time. You have to be. You're jumping downstairs for goodness sake. You know, who I would say is the kind of, and this is gonna, you're not gonna agree with me.

• 38:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:35Speaker 05

  But I think UFC, I don't know if you watch it?

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 38:39Speaker 05

  It's similar. It's the most diverse. It's like, a guy from Korea, and then a guy from Brazil, then a white guy, then a Russian guy, then a Japanese guy?

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  We know all of them.

• 38:49Speaker 05

  Okay. What's all the race?

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  You wanna go through all of them?

• 38:52Speaker 05

  Keep going, but...

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  There's no Eskimo.

• 38:53Speaker 05

  It's also weird, because it's like the most right-wing.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen an Eskimo?

• 38:56Speaker 05

  There might be. There might be.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've never seen, well, let's talk about the ones that we haven't seen.

• 39:01Speaker 05

  Okay, there's a lot of whines.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  Eskimo, yeah, um...

• 39:03Speaker 05

  Samoan.

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen a Samoan?

• 39:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, there's Samoan.

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  Fijian.

• 39:08Speaker 05

  Nobody lives there.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  You know about, you know...

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  You know about UFC, right?

• 39:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, Mark Hunt, he's got that like, you know.

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:16Speaker 05

  He's Polynesian or something.

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I guess that's the same umbrella. Trans?

• 39:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, there was a trans.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  There was a trans, there was a trans.

• 39:24Speaker 05

  And beat the shit out of a lady, broke her orbital socket.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 39:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that guy, that's a little weird.

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  There was also a guy with no chest.

• 39:32Speaker 05

  Huh?

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  What? Do you remember that guy? He had like one chest missing.

• 39:36Speaker 05

  You're talking about Cat? Alright. You said you wanted to...

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  No, no, do you, do you remember? What was his name?

• 39:43Speaker 05

  Oh, he was missing, it was old UFC.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  There was like, the old UFC where he had a complete chest missing.

• 39:49Speaker 05

  Missing a pack.

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  He was, yeah, missing a pack. Look that dude up, yeah.

• 39:52Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  You have that, you have that.

• 39:54Speaker 05

  Gregory No Peck. Whoa!

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Yes, what was his name? Yeah, so he had, yeah, so we've had chestless.

• 40:02Speaker 05

  Chestless, yeah, yeah. Michael Bisping has a fake eye.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so blind, half-blind.

• 40:07Speaker 05

  Disability.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:08Speaker 05

  I guess you could say.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so we have the disabilities.

• 40:10Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  No midget, dwarf, I mean, little people.

• 40:13Speaker 05

  And I think, oh, that's true.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no little people.

• 40:16Speaker 05

  There's a guy called Mighty Mouse, who's very little, but I wouldn't say.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  Demetrius Johnson.

• 40:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, wow, you know your stuff.

• 40:20Bobby Lee?

  Well, I know at UFC.

• 40:22Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  You asked me.

• 40:23Speaker 05

  Alright, but then the women UFC, I feel like almost at par with the men's, where like WNBA and other stuff, people don't take it seriously, whereas UFC they do.

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, I think, you know, Joanna Jankic, when she first came around, that the precision of her punching was like very accurate.

• 40:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  That's always a huge fan.

• 40:41Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:42Speaker 05

  The Stranger Things lady with the shaved head. Rose.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  Rose, Nami Yunus, yeah, yeah, and then, um, yeah.

• 40:49Speaker 05

  Cyborg?

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  Shevchenko with her kicks.

• 40:52Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  Break any man's ribs.

• 40:55Speaker 05

  Uh-huh.

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think, Shevchenko?

• 40:56Speaker 05

  And now Ronda Rousey's fighting.

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she's, she's coming back.

• 40:59Speaker 05

  Coming back with Gina Carano.

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there was one fighter that, to me, and I'm, she's very skillful, but she seemed a little clumsy, is Holly Holm.

• 41:10Speaker 05

  Ah, yeah. She did knock out Rousey, though.

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  She did knock out Rousey with a kick. Oh, was it a kick? I think it was a kick to the face when Rousey was doing a little turnaround. Ah, oh wow. Yeah, she was like a little confused and then it was like, it was sort of like a Stephen Thompson. You know what I mean? Wonder Boy. Yeah, Wonder Boy, Stephen Thompson, you know, invisible kick. Got it. You know what I mean? Where you can't see it coming almost. Uh huh. I mean, are you impressed that I know what I know or no? You remember a lot of this stuff, huh? What do you even remember? I'm still now caught up now. Oh. Yeah. I'm caught up now, ask me now. Who's the current heavyweight champion? Exactly, dude.

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly what I'm saying. You're right, my bad, dog. I mean, technically, Jon Jones should be. He should be, but he's a, he likes the coke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but technically, he's the heavyweight champion. He's very good. He's not? No, technically, he's not anymore. But, but, well, he hasn't lost, did he lose his belt? No, he just would not fight the new interim champion. Who was that? Tom Espinal. Okay. He's a British guy. Okay. Why wouldn't he fight Tom? Tom's good.

• 42:13Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 42:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you think that if Tom Espinal fought Jon Jones, that? I think you should go into deep dive, I think you'll... You think Tom Espinal would win? He's pretty good. Jon Jones is the go, but Tom's like in his early 30s, Jon's like close to 40 now.

• 42:26Speaker 00

  Mmm.

• 42:27Speaker 05

  And Jon's put on a couple LBs.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 42:31Speaker 05

  You know what I'm talking about.

• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  Doing your move. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Am I right?

• 42:38Speaker 05

  Saying that again.

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in terms of skating, you think that the Japanese now? Unbelievable. I think they have, you know, there's a kid, um, Jin Woo, is it Jin Woo? Jun Woo.

• 42:51Speaker 03

  The girl?

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  Jin Woo, he's a boy, he wears socks up to his ankles. Oh, I've seen him. Yeah, yeah, Jin Woo. Does he have long hair? He has long hair. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this kid, dude. I think they have smaller, uh, they have like hollow bones, like a bird. The Japanese, they're just lighter somehow. Oh, you think it's light? Something's going on with this. I think it has to do with like their... Their diet? No, you have to be precise. Oh. Perfecto. That makes sense. You know what I mean? Yeah, well, they kill the dogs. What?

• 43:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, they-

• 43:23Speaker 05

  Isn't that Japanese?

• 43:24Speaker 03

  Chinese, I think.

• 43:25Speaker 05

  Chinese.

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the Chinese. Yeah, the Chinese. I can't think of a Chinese skater.

• 43:28Speaker 03

  The one child policy.

• 43:29Speaker 05

  There's gotta be a Chinese.

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you, you have, um, um, who do you have?

• 43:35Speaker 03

  Steve Aoki?

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  Steve Aoki is a DJ?

• 43:37Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 43:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:38Speaker 03

  Sorry.

• 43:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Uto Horagomi?

• 43:41Speaker 05

  That's the one.

• 43:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Horagomi.

• 43:43Speaker 05

  He's incredible. He's Air Jordans.

• 43:45Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 43:45Speaker 05

  He wears the Jordans.

• 43:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he wears the Jordans. Yeah, Uto Horagomi, you know what I mean? With that hurricane flip.

• 43:51Speaker 05

  Crazy.

• 43:52Bobby Lee?

  Crazy shit.

• 43:52Speaker 05

  And he's little. They're all little.

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  They're all little, yeah. You think size has something to do with it then?

• 43:56Speaker 05

  I think so, yeah.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm dieting. Yeah.

• 44:00Speaker 05

  I was about to diet with you.

• 44:01Bobby Lee?

  I know. I know. But there are bigger skaters, like, um, Jamie Foyle is kind of bigger.

• 44:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's, she's shorter, but yeah, he's, he's thick.

• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  He's thick. You know what I mean? So it's not, it's not against, you know, you could still do it.

• 44:12Speaker 05

  That's true. Tony Hawk's 6'5".

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 6'5" and not a street guy, though.

• 44:16Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 44:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:17Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 44:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not a street guy.

• 44:18Speaker 05

  You met him?

• 44:18Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 44:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, man, he's been here.

• 44:20Speaker 05

  Whoa!

• 44:21Bobby Lee?

  You never met him?

• 44:22Speaker 05

  No, I did his pod and he let me go on his ramp.

• 44:24Bobby Lee?

  I did his ramp too.

• 44:25Speaker 05

  Oh, it's huge.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  Not the, the little one.

• 44:27Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 44:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You wait, you dropped in on that big birdhouse ramp?

• 44:31Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, I was terrified. I couldn't let him down. I had to do it in front of him. It was, it was Tony.

• 44:35Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait. You can drop in on that gigantic ramp?

• 44:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, I could drop in. I can't do anything else.

• 44:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, can you go around?

• 44:43Speaker 05

  What do you mean?

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  Like, drop in, hit the other lip and come back around?

• 44:47Speaker 05

  I went up and then came, I didn't hit the lip.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  You didn't hit the lip, but you did come back around.

• 44:50Speaker 05

  I came back around.

• 44:51Bobby Lee?

  Standing.

• 44:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's huge!

• 44:54Speaker 05

  Well, it's a, it's a-

• 44:55Bobby Lee?

  It's huge!

• 44:56Speaker 03

  That's awesome.

• 44:57Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 44:58Speaker 05

  Thanks.

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  I did the tiny ramp and he just told me to go up it and down.

• 45:02Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But for me, I, I slipped a couple of times. But I finally did it. And then he taught me how to ollie.

• 45:08Speaker 03

  Whoa!

• 45:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's on tape. Yeah, yeah. So he taught me how to ollie. But I'm a huge skate fan, though.

• 45:14Speaker 05

  Same, same. It's getting crazy. These kids are unreal.

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  Unreal, yeah. I think Japan, Brazil, that one French guy I like.

• 45:21Speaker 05

  Oh, he's hot.

• 45:22Bobby Lee?

  What's his name?

• 45:23Speaker 05

  O, Orolia?

• 45:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he's so hot dog. Oh, my God.

• 45:25Speaker 05

  He's great.

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  Suck his dick?

• 45:27Speaker 05

  I mean, eh.

• 45:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:29Speaker 05

  He's so young and sexy. Uh, not after a session, maybe, but before.

• 45:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe after, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:34Speaker 05

  Well, Whitney Cummings is banging that, uh-

• 45:36Bobby Lee?

  Chris Cole.

• 45:37Speaker 05

  Chris Cole.

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're, no, they're engaged, I heard.

• 45:39Speaker 05

  I heard that too.

• 45:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:41Speaker 05

  Good for them.

• 45:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I've been, I've been to her house and it was like, what am I at? And they were all in a pool. I go, shouldn't this pool be empty?

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? It was, yeah, P-Rod, you know what I mean? Really? Oh, yeah, they were all just swimming in the pool. And I was, and I was like, all, all the ledges are here, dude. Is Whitney like the mom? She comes out with orange slices and Capri Sun? I don't know, but it's, it's kinda cool. Very cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn. And to see all, you know, my faves, you know, in the water, you know what I mean? I was like, you know, I was like, wow. That's crazy. Yeah, I want my, like, I want my friends to date, um, somebody that, um, a sport that I like. Right, right. Wouldn't that be cool? Like, if, like, um, I don't know if you're, are you a soccer fan? Eh. But if, like, Kat started dating Thierry Henry?

• 46:28Speaker 03

  That would be great.

• 46:29Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And all of a sudden I go to Kat's house and it's like all the legends. Ronaldo, Messi. Yeah, they're all just swimming. Wow, that's good. Now, let me ask you, you're a lady.

• 46:37Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  What is the hottest sport for a guy?

• 46:41Speaker 03

  For me, it's skateboarding. I dated a skateboarder.

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  Get out of here! Yeah, I don't skate. Wow, we don't.

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:48Speaker 03

  I think skateboarding or, um, uh, I like track and field.

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  Track and field. When did you ever watch?

• 46:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't know, the 100 meter dash is kinda hot.

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  No, she loves those Nigerian guys that do it, that 3,000 miles. Gao Gao. Gao Gao? Gao Gao. Goo Goo, whatever? What's a goo goo? That's the guy's name. I had that two years on my nutsack.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was goo goo. Goo Goo? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's, he's just the fastest guy ever.

• 47:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:14Bobby Lee?

  Cause remember that guy that just won, who was like a teacher or something and? What? What? Teacher? Yeah, he was a guy.

• 47:21Speaker 03

  Oh, the marathon runner.

• 47:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the marathon runner.

• 47:22Speaker 03

  Oh, this was really cool.

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, and the other guy fell.

• 47:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he came up from behind him, right?

• 47:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he came up from behind him, yeah, but he wasn't like ranked or anything?

• 47:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  He did, just through deter- deter- deter- deter- determination. Ah, there you go. What do you mean? You got it out.

• 47:38Speaker 03

  Through determination.

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  Wait, what is, do you win anything? Oh, look out. Yeah, who's Gao Gao? Tell me about Gao Gao. He's the fastest man on the wor- on the planet. Yeah, who has bigger teeth, Kat or Gao Gao?

• 47:51Speaker 03

  Who's black or cat or?

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Cat or Ga Ga. Yeah, I think probably even.

• 47:57Speaker 03

  Oh, I come on, those are great teeth.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  They're I did not, I'm not making fun of your teeth or Ga Ga's teeth.

• 48:02Speaker 03

  You called me the mask for a long time.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you mean the mask?

• 48:07Speaker 03

  The mask, because I have my teeth like the mask, Jim Carrey.

• 48:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, that wrong movie.

• 48:11Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  The Eric Stoltz one.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's hilarious. Yeah, the Eric Stoltz movie, no. You're not thinking of the mask? No, no, go Eric Stoltz mask. But your teeth are great. No, go Eric Stoltz mask. That's what I was saying, I don't want you to think I'm saying it's um. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Rock? Yeah, yeah, I was thinking about.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  That's what you meant? That's what I meant, yeah. I'm so sorry, Cat.

• 48:34Speaker 03

  You can't even see his teeth in this one.

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  I thought that was Jordan Jensen. It's not about the teeth, I'll tell you that right now.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  Facial structure, et cetera, et cetera, so that's what I meant, Cat.

• 48:44Speaker 03

  Okay, great, thank you so much for calling me.

• 48:47Bobby Lee?

  That's what I meant. Can we go back to Ga Ga, please? Look at that, oh, he's like a. He's, he's the, is he greatest of all time? I think so, I think he passed Bolt. Oh, wow, so he'll be in the Olympics for sure. Oh, he's gonna win everything. Oh, he is. Yeah. Ga Ga, yeah. Ga Ga. And is Ga Ga his first name? Good question.

• 49:07Speaker 03

  I think it's first and last, right?

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It can't be. No.

• 49:10Speaker 03

  Ga Ga.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Look, it just says Ga Ga. It's like Duran Duran.

• 49:15Bobby Lee?

  Your name is Mark Mark.

• 49:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. They couldn't change it? Yeah, right? As a kid, is it laziness or you think it's funny? Well, his mom's name is Dinka, I mean, this just keeps getting better. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:30Speaker 05

  Oh, it's an ethnic group, Mark.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Huh?

• 49:32Speaker 05

  Dinka is.

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, sorry, Dinka.

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. His mom's name is Australia.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  I love Orlando.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow, so Dinka. But do you think that's a laziness on the parents' fault? Or you think it's a funny thing?

• 49:51Speaker 03

  I think it's just a tease.

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  Like, the baby's coming out, right? They haven't named it yet, right? And they're like, okay. The doctor goes, Mr. Gout, Mrs. Gout. What would you like to name the...

• 50:01Speaker 05

  Mr. and Mrs. Gout.

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  Mr. and Mrs. Gout.

• 50:03Speaker 05

  Maybe the doctor was giving someone else, uh, "Sir, you have the gout." He's like, "I like that."

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, yeah.

• 50:08Speaker 05

  "I like that."

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  The thing that Bobby Lee has.

• 50:09Speaker 05

  Yeah. "Oh, you have gout?"

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, no, I'm gout.

• 50:13Speaker 05

  Oh, okay. I didn't know.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  What is gout?

• 50:16Speaker 05

  It's the king's disease. Kyle Kenehan has it, I believe.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he does?

• 50:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  And what does it do?

• 50:20Speaker 05

  It's from drinking a lot of booze and eating a lot of meat.

• 50:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:23Speaker 05

  And I think it makes your legs hurt or your extremities tingle.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see.

• 50:28Speaker 05

  It's not good.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  Would you rather have that or spinal bifida?

• 50:32Speaker 05

  Ooh.

• 50:33Speaker 03

  What is spinal bifida, exactly?

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  Google it, Google, please.

• 50:35Speaker 05

  Is that a Stephen Hawking?

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't think that, yeah, I don't think Stephen Haw- he had MS.

• 50:41Speaker 05

  Did he?

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  Multiple sclerosis.

• 50:42Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  Did he? I don't know.

• 50:43Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 50:44Speaker 05

  That's what Pryor had.

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, then what does Stephen Hawking have? I'm not a doctor, I don't know much.

• 50:48Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't want it.

• 50:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:50Speaker 05

  No.

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't want it, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:52Speaker 05

  But you gotta handle it. That guy lived till he was on Epstein's Island.

• 50:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:55Speaker 05

  He went till the end.

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:56Speaker 03

  And wasn't he having a lot of sex? I feel like Stephen Hawking was getting...

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  I don't think his penis...

• 51:00Speaker 05

  I Googled it, it works.

• 51:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, it works.

• 51:02Speaker 05

  I checked.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 51:03Speaker 05

  It worked.

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  So, did you check?

• 51:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:05Speaker 03

  Why else would he go to Epstein's Island?

• 51:07Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 51:08Speaker 03

  Why else would he go to Epstein's Island?

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Maybe it's like, it's like, you know, when people, um, uh, uh, let me try to, let me try to defend it.

• 51:15Speaker 03

  Defend it.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  All right. So, it's like, you know, when you have a married couple, right? And the, and the hu- what? Like yourself, right? And the husband gets in a terrible motorcycle accident.

• 51:27Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  Where he's paralyzed from the neck down. Where his penis doesn't work anymore.

• 51:31Speaker 05

  Uh-huh.

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  But the woman stays, you know what I mean? Out of empathy and love, right?

• 51:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  But also, he can still go down on her.

• 51:38Speaker 03

  Oh, that's nice.

• 51:38Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  Right, so he could, and, and the, and probably the thrill of her orgasm is good enough. Like, cause I'm on Lexapro and I can't come anymore.

• 51:48Speaker 05

  Really?

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  I haven't come in months.

• 51:50Speaker 05

  What? Wait a minute. Patreon, let's do it. We're gonna get it to happen.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, I can get a rec, you know what I mean, through BlueChew.

• 51:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  BlueChew Gold, right, really good product.

• 52:01Speaker 05

  Use promo code Belly.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, use promo code Belly, but, um, I can't get there, but the whole idea of her getting there still turns me on.

• 52:10Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  Right, so maybe there's something like that going on, so that's on, I don't know why I went down this rabbit hole, but, um...

• 52:15Speaker 05

  Gawk Gawk, huh?

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Gawk Gawk, great runner.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, uh, so, um, that's why I asked about Stephen Hawking, that I thought, you know, cause he was married before that too, right?

• 52:29Speaker 05

  That's right.

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  So in my mind, I was like, I assumed that it didn't work, but he was like, he liked to get girls off.

• 52:35Speaker 05

  Maybe.

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, but then when you Googled that he does, that's very interesting to me.

• 52:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:40Speaker 03

  Well, he had a lot of kids, I think he had a few kids.

• 52:42Speaker 05

  Oh, did he?

• 52:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:43Speaker 05

  Oh, I didn't know that.

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he did?

• 52:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, he had some kids.

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 52:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  But is there any way, I'm not a doctor again, you know what I mean, I want everyone on the internet to fucking know that I'm not a doctor.

• 52:51Speaker 05

  We know you're not a doctor.

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Is there any way, let's suppose, I was paralyzed from the neck down, right, but, does your, does your, um, sorry about that.

• 53:02Speaker 05

  No, you're good.

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that was weird.

• 53:03Speaker 05

  A little bit.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  I was...

• 53:05Speaker 05

  We touched feet.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  I know, but that was, I understand, but that was literally by accident.

• 53:09Speaker 05

  I know.

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you did a reaction.

• 53:12Speaker 05

  Well, I didn't wanna be in the way.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  It was like this.

• 53:16Speaker 05

  I know. I thought I was going into your territory.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't like we touched for like a two seconds and drifted away, it was a quick like that.

• 53:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  And then you had like a really weird reaction.

• 53:26Speaker 05

  Well, you're talking about Stephen Hawking's dick. I'm hard, I didn't know what that was.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:33Speaker 05

  All right.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  I'll just, it's this way then.

• 53:34Speaker 05

  All right.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, you, you have OCD?

• 53:38Speaker 05

  No.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 53:40Speaker 05

  Keep, keep going. What were you talking about? You were saying about Stephen Hawking.

• 53:44Speaker 03

  You're saying paralyzed from the neck down.

• 53:46Speaker 05

  Yes. KCS. He can't drive, but he loves trafficking.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:52Speaker 05

  That's a good one.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  No, so, no, no, no, that's not what I was saying. What I'm saying is, is that if, that's not what I was saying.

• 53:59Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  All right, my next thought was-

• 54:00Speaker 05

  Oh, he has kids?

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I already know what it is.

• 54:03Speaker 05

  All right.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:04Speaker 05

  Sperm count.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it, it, what? So, I, I'm saying, if you're paralyzed from the neck down, does your-

• 54:10Speaker 05

  Sperm count?

• 54:11Bobby Lee?

  Yes, still generate.

• 54:12Speaker 05

  Oh, I would assume.

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  So, is there any way that you can extract that, not through the orgasm, but through needles or whatever, and then like impregnate somebody is what I want to-

• 54:25Speaker 05

  I think so.

• 54:25Speaker 03

  I think so.

• 54:26Bobby Lee?

  I, I think you have the technology to do that.

• 54:28Speaker 05

  I believe so. Artificial insemination.

• 54:30Speaker 03

  Totally.

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but not through the tip?

• 54:32Speaker 05

  No.

• 54:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's gotta be a way to do it.

• 54:36Speaker 05

  Isn't that what IDF is? Or is it sex?

• 54:38Speaker 03

  IDF?

• 54:38Speaker 05

  IDF is the Israeli-

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  Those, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:43Speaker 03

  They're impregnating some of us.

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:45Speaker 05

  IVF?

• 54:45Speaker 03

  I, uh, um-

• 54:47Speaker 05

  What am I thinking of?

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, let's try to guess. I know what you're talking about. The Iranian thing, right?

• 54:50Speaker 03

  No.

• 54:51Speaker 05

  No.

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  What's that?

• 54:52Speaker 05

  Well, you're making a baby.

• 54:54Speaker 03

  It's, it-

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  What's, what's, what's the Iranian, uh, this real thing? IRGC. IRGC, okay, yeah, yeah.

• 54:59Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, it's in, uh-

• 55:01Bobby Lee?

  HD, HD?

• 55:02Speaker 03

  No.

• 55:02Speaker 05

  No, that's TV.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  High definition, oh, yeah, yeah.

• 55:07Speaker 03

  Interven- in, uh, no, uh-

• 55:09Speaker 05

  You're close, close.

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  Intervenus?

• 55:11Speaker 05

  So, it's IVF?

• 55:12Speaker 03

  Intervenus fertilization.

• 55:13Speaker 05

  Okay, okay, IVF. And vitro.

• 55:15Speaker 03

  Fertilization. In vitro, in vitro.

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  In vitro.

• 55:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:17Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:18Speaker 05

  That's what Schultz did.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 55:21Speaker 05

  He couldn't get a, couldn't get his wife pregnant, so they did IVF.

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 55:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, a lot of people doing it.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:27Speaker 05

  I think white people wait a while to have kids and it's fucking them up.

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think-

• 55:32Speaker 05

  Yeah. That's my theory.

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  That's your theory?

• 55:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, 'cause, uh, every other group is fornicating immediately.

• 55:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they do it young.

• 55:39Speaker 05

  Young.

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:40Bobby Lee?

  Well, are you glad that you did it? Uh, how old were you when you had the baby?

• 55:44Speaker 05

  Thirty-nine, forty?

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, are you glad you did it then?

• 55:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, you know, I wish I would've done it. I heard Bill Burr say he should've done it ten years earlier. And when I heard that, it got in my head. And I was like, I better get on this.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, 'cause he had it when he was fifty?

• 55:56Speaker 05

  Something like that, yeah.

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:58Speaker 05

  And my wife is younger, so it worked out.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um, well, I'm too late for me then.

• 56:03Speaker 05

  No, no, no, you could be, I mean, Al Pacino just had a kid.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  I know, but he's not doing much. Waddling.

• 56:08Speaker 05

  Well, what are you doing?

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  I've seen the photo, he's just waddling, you know what I mean?

• 56:14Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  They're getting frozen yogurt and he waddles back.

• 56:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:17Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if that's a good life experience for the kid.

• 56:20Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  Thirty years later, I used to waddle with my dad to the frozen yogurt corner. You know what I mean? I don't know if that's a good, poor memory.

• 56:27Speaker 05

  Well, it's better than your dad beating the shit out of you.

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  That is true.

• 56:32Speaker 05

  It's something.

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is something, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:34Speaker 05

  You get some froya with your dad.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:36Speaker 05

  And people go, "Hey, Al Pacino," I'm a big fan.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  Have we talked about the age difference between Al Pacino and his girlfriend?

• 56:41Speaker 05

  Pull it up.

• 56:42Bobby Lee?

  It's, well, it's fifty-four years.

• 56:44Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  That would mean, I told you this, that would mean that if I was going to the hospital and you're like, "Where are you going, Bobby?" "Oh, my wife's about to be born. I'm fifty-four."

• 56:53Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's how crazy that age difference is.

• 56:56Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  Wow, think about that.

• 56:57Speaker 05

  That is wild.

• 56:58Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 56:59Speaker 05

  So you think she's attracted to him, or?

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  The baby? No, I mean, she could, here's my theory, okay? She could be a huge, like, film fan.

• 57:12Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  Right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, cat, let me just finish.

• 57:16Speaker 05

  It's called cinephilia, cat.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, so there he is with his-

• 57:21Speaker 05

  Oh, he's hanging in there.

• 57:22Bobby Lee?

  He's hanging in there, right. Oh, he's kinda cute in a way. He's cute in a way, right, yeah.

• 57:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:26Bobby Lee?

  Look at his shoes. In a deathly way.

• 57:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  I love his shoes. He's cute in a deathly way.

• 57:30Speaker 05

  He's almost Ayatollah. He's like, getting there. Almost seventy percent.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:36Speaker 05

  Ayatollah.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he's Ayatollahing it. But, uh, that's so funny. But so, what if, Kat, just hear me out. Okay. And see if you can back me up on this.

• 57:45Speaker 05

  Alright, I got you.

• 57:45Bobby Lee?

  Alright. That she grew up, right, watching, um, Dog Day Afternoon?

• 57:50Speaker 05

  Sure, Serpico.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  Serpico, all that shit, right? And that's all her dad gave her, man, is, "Kid, you're only gonna watch Pacino movies."

• 57:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, the, well, how old is she? Because the problem is, younger ladies, I know.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  She's 32.

• 58:02Speaker 05

  Alright, and my wife is 35.

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:05Speaker 05

  She has not seen anything before 1990.

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 58:09Speaker 05

  It's fucking fresh.

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  It's so, yeah.

• 58:10Speaker 05

  "Gonna need a bigger boat." She's like, "What do you mean?" I'm like, "Uh, you know, Jaws." I'll even go like, "I'll be back." And she's like, "What, you haven't left yet?" And I'm like, "No, it's a movie, you retard."

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  What about, "Life is like a box of chocolate."

• 58:25Speaker 05

  Nothing.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  Nothing?

• 58:25Speaker 05

  Nothing, no.

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow.

• 58:28Speaker 05

  So, it's, like, we went back and watched some 70s.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  Wilson, Wilson?

• 58:31Speaker 05

  Wilson, she knows, because it's on Netflix now.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Wilson, she knows, Wilson, she knows.

• 58:35Speaker 05

  Actually, Forrest Gump is too. So I think she might know Forrest Gump, because it's on Netflix.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 58:39Speaker 05

  But...

• 58:40Bobby Lee?

  But "I'll be back," nothing, huh?

• 58:41Speaker 05

  Nothing, nothing.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:43Speaker 03

  How about Mike Slawski, Mike Slawski?

• 58:45Speaker 05

  That's Monsters, Inc.?

• 58:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, Monsters, Inc.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  That's not one.

• 58:48Speaker 05

  Nah, that's a cartoon.

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  That's a cartoon, yeah.

• 58:51Speaker 05

  We're talking about great films.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  Great film.

• 58:53Speaker 05

  Oh, the 70s, the 80s.

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:56Speaker 05

  That is a good movie. Pixar is very good.

• 58:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Pixar, no, we're not making fun of Pixar's, but I wouldn't say that that was an evergreen.

• 59:02Speaker 05

  Holy story. That's not...

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't think that's, that's an evergreen, like, thing.

• 59:06Speaker 05

  Not iconic, cinema classic.

• 59:07Speaker 03

  Okay, Paul.

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  Hey, I'm walking here!

• 59:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, there you go, there you go, Midnight Cowboy.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Midnight Cowboy.

• 59:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, now we're talking.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  You understand what I'm saying?

• 59:14Speaker 05

  "I'm your father, Luke, I'm your father," you know?

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a good one.

• 59:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, that would not...

• 59:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

• 59:21Speaker 05

  Apocalypse Now?

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  Hey!

• 59:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  Now you.

• 59:25Speaker 03

  Okay, um, uh, "I'm getting into Harvard."

• 59:29Speaker 05

  Uh, I think it went, honey? Is that Legally Blonde?

• 59:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  Is that one?

• 59:33Speaker 05

  I passed the gay test.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I passed the gay test. You got one? "You are a toy."

• 59:40Speaker 05

  Why does it just keep going?

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't know Pixar.

• 59:42Speaker 05

  No.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, try doing a movie, a movie.

• 59:45Speaker 05

  Here's a harder one.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  Alright, let me see.

• 59:46Speaker 05

  I got one. "What we have here is a failure to communicate."

• 59:50Speaker 03

  Oh, dodgeball.

• 59:51Speaker 05

  No. Oh, you thought he was playing? Dodgeball.

• 59:56Speaker 03

  Do you know what he's like?

• 59:57Speaker 05

  Tor.

• 59:57Speaker 03

  Damn, duck, Dodge.

• 59:59Bobby Lee?

  No, wait, wait, I know this one.

• 1:00:01Speaker 05

  I don't know, this is old.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:02Speaker 05

  This is old, but it's a, it's a great movie.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  What we have here is a failure to communicate.

• 1:00:06Speaker 03

  Is it an army movie?

• 1:00:07Speaker 05

  No, it's southern accent. October Sky. Oh, Red October. Older, older.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 1:00:12Speaker 05

  Cool Hand Luke.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  Ah, that's a deep cut.

• 1:00:16Speaker 05

  Paul Newman. Yeah. I got one.

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 1:00:19Speaker 05

  How you like them apples? There we go.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  There we go, that's a good, alright, okay.

• 1:00:24Speaker 05

  Alright, I'll give you an easy one, Cat.

• 1:00:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:26Speaker 05

  Here we go. Welcome to the rock. He even did the accent.

• 1:00:31Speaker 03

  Welcome to the rock.

• 1:00:32Speaker 05

  Oh, man, if you don't get this one, you're, you're fired. You're off the show.

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:38Speaker 03

  Welcome to the rock?

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:39Speaker 03

  Um, okay, uh, Jumanji?

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Is it The Rock?

• 1:00:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  The, the Michael Bay movie?

• 1:00:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, I put the title.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  I went, so Mike, I went to his Thanksgiving, to his house.

• 1:00:54Speaker 05

  Michael Bay?

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:55Speaker 05

  Whoa. Ridiculous story.

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  It's a story, so, uh, he goes, hey, come down, you bored? I go, I'm just sitting here this year.

• 1:01:01Speaker 05

  You're bored?

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, I'm not, I'm bored, I'm excited.

• 1:01:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  Come down, I want to show you some stuff, right? And he showed me.

• 1:01:07Speaker 05

  Really quick, just for the record, he denied going to Michael Bay's house.

• 1:01:10Bobby Lee?

  The year before.

• 1:01:10Speaker 05

  The year before, he invited him to his house.

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  I never showed up.

• 1:01:13Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  Because you understand, you understand.

• 1:01:15Speaker 05

  I get it, I get it.

• 1:01:16Bobby Lee?

  Well, what is it?

• 1:01:16Speaker 05

  Well, it's, you're an introvert. And it's gonna be a lot with celebrities.

• 1:01:20Bobby Lee?

  It's a lot, it's a lot.

• 1:01:20Speaker 05

  And we have low self-esteem.

• 1:01:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, I get it.

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  But this one, it was just me and his family.

• 1:01:25Speaker 05

  Whoa. That's even weirder.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great guy, I love him, right?

• 1:01:29Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  And so, um, and I, he goes, check that out. And he has the green bald thing from The Rock.

• 1:01:36Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:01:37Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I held it, you know with the green, like, uh, Michael Warfield bald?

• 1:01:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, that, it made you sick and die.

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it made you sick and die, dude, I held it.

• 1:01:44Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  It was so fucking cool, dude, and I said that. He has a bumblebee in there.

• 1:01:49Speaker 05

  Oh, the transformer.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That, he has literally that.

• 1:01:54Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  And I fucking held that, dude.

• 1:01:56Speaker 05

  That's wild. Crazy.

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  Isn't that crazy? The green wasn't in it.

• 1:02:00Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:02:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:01Speaker 03

  Oh, so what was it?

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  It was just empty glass ball.

• 1:02:04Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 1:02:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I think maybe they put that in post?

• 1:02:08Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't know, but the green, I don't remember the green being in it, yeah. But the cylinder and the whole thing, that whole thing that he's picking up there, I picked up.

• 1:02:17Speaker 03

  It's kind of like a butt plug a little bit.

• 1:02:19Speaker 05

  Yeah. Oh, yeah, I could see that.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Can you really though?

• 1:02:21Speaker 05

  It's not brown.

• 1:02:23Bobby Lee?

  Later it will be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was gonna ask that before the, the, before the, um, sayings, there was another thing that we were talking about that I forgot. It was a segue. Hawking movies.

• 1:02:37Speaker 02

  Steven Hawking.

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Pacino. Oh, yeah, the Pacino. Oh, yeah, let's go back to that, or real quick. Very good. He got you. That was really good, right?

• 1:02:44Speaker 02

  That was really good.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  So, so Kat, could it be that she's just a gigantic Pacino fan and that's why she's with him?

• 1:02:52Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, tell me why.

• 1:02:54Speaker 03

  Because we just, we, I mean, I'm thirty-four. I don't know all the Al Pacino movies.

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, but that's why you wouldn't date him. Mmm.

• 1:03:03Speaker 03

  But do you think that, okay, you, you think that she could be, can I see a picture of her?

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's pretty attractive. She's very attractive.

• 1:03:11Speaker 03

  So I don't think she's a big.

• 1:03:12Bobby Lee?

  You like Monsters, Inc., right? What if you met the head animator of all Pixar films and he's seventy? Oh, no, or the gigantic blue monster.

• 1:03:19Speaker 03

  The, oh!

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  Monsters. That furry blue monster. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I think it's John Goodman. It is John Goodman. It is John Goodman, yeah, yeah, yeah. Billy Crystal was the little one, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:31Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:03:32Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, um. Back in the day. Yeah, and that's, now, now, that's her. She's thirty, what? Thirty-two. Thirty-two. Wow. But he's holding up, I'm telling you. He looks all right. Standing up. Yeah. That's a good. Looks like a designer outfit. Yeah. Got some hair still. She could be a gigantic Pacino fan. Sure. I can't, I'm.

• 1:03:51Speaker 03

  She does have like a mob wife kind of vibe to her.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, very good.

• 1:03:55Speaker 03

  So maybe that could be a vibe, yeah.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  Here's also a, a reason why I say this is because you're not a fan of anything.

• 1:04:01Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:04:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I asked you, have you seen Lord of the Rings? You haven't seen it. You don't, you, you told me over the weekend, because she just opened for me in San Jose. Okay. Right? And she's like, she hasn't seen anything. You don't, you're not fans of things.

• 1:04:13Speaker 03

  I am fans of things. I'm.

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, give me your favorite actor that you grew up with.

• 1:04:17Speaker 03

  Um, okay, probably, uh, the, um, Daniel Day-Lewis.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, all right, that's a good one. That's a very good one, right? Good one. Yeah. If he asked you out, would you date him?

• 1:04:28Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Well, then, what, what are we doing here? There you go. What are we fucking doing here? He's sixty-eight years old. He's seventy years old. He's seventy years old! Oh, all right. All right, here we go! I drank your milkshake!

• 1:04:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there he is. Look at him.

• 1:04:46Speaker 05

  You can go down on that guy.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He's pre-Iatola right there.

• 1:04:51Speaker 03

  He's not bad.

• 1:04:52Bobby Lee?

  He's like two years away from Iatola, dude.

• 1:04:54Speaker 05

  He's gotta be a nightmare to hang out with.

• 1:04:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. So particular.

• 1:04:57Speaker 05

  Oh, he's really an actor, but he goes meta or whatever.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:01Speaker 05

  Nightmare.

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, you couldn't hang out with him when he's preparing for a movie.

• 1:05:05Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:06Speaker 05

  No way.

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Like when he did the Gangs of New York. There's nowhere, right?

• 1:05:10Speaker 05

  Yes, yes. You're like, should we get Takeout? He's like, I do not want Takeout! You're like, alright asshole! Try to get some Shake Shack! He's psycho? Imagine Last of the Mohicans, he's running around like, woo!

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  At dinner, he has an axe for some reason.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  Dad, can you pass the mayonnaise? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:30Speaker 03

  I actually liked him in Gangs of New York. I thought he was really hot.

• 1:05:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:33Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. Bill the Butcher.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  He was great, but you heard about, I don't know if this is a true story, but this is what I heard. That Liam Neeson, right, went to a hotel and he goes, hey, where's Daniel? Because he's friends with Daniel.

• 1:05:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  And somebody said, he's up there, they converted the gym into something.

• 1:05:53Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 1:05:53Bobby Lee?

  And he's like, they're like, I wouldn't go up there. And Daniel Day-Lewis was throwing axes against a wooden board.

• 1:06:00Speaker 03

  Preparing for The Butcher?

• 1:06:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but this is like weeks before production and also he was in character.

• 1:06:07Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:06:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's like when, it's like when Jared Leto threw the pit pig on the table of the table read.

• 1:06:16Speaker 05

  Oh, for a suicide squad?

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  For suicide squad.

• 1:06:19Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Apparently he brought some dead animal and threw it on the table read.

• 1:06:24Speaker 05

  And he mailed cast members, I think, dead rats.

• 1:06:26Bobby Lee?

  Dead rats or something. Like, they become methed, so you can't date a methed actor.

• 1:06:30Speaker 05

  No, you cannot.

• 1:06:31Speaker 03

  But it might be fun, because then you get like different characters every time you have sex with him.

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 1:06:35Speaker 03

  Come on, you get Butcher, you get Lincoln.

• 1:06:38Bobby Lee?

  Hey, honey, what are you gonna play next? Hannibal Lecter?

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  You would like that?

• 1:06:44Speaker 03

  Okay, yeah.

• 1:06:45Speaker 05

  You know, you don't hear them doing that as porn stars. They're not like, "I'm gonna deliver pizza for a while." "I'm gonna get ready for my role."

• 1:06:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you don't see that.

• 1:06:55Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 1:06:56Bobby Lee?

  There's no method in, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:58Speaker 05

  Learn to clean a pool.

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:00Speaker 03

  Be a real estate agent.

• 1:07:01Speaker 05

  Right, right, exactly.

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  So Daniel Day-Lewis is your, the older guy that you would probably be?

• 1:07:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:08Bobby Lee?

  Right. So now, do you better understand the Al Pacino debate?

• 1:07:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, um, so seventy, okay, and then Al Pacino, what was his age again?

• 1:07:16Speaker 00

  Eighty.

• 1:07:17Speaker 05

  It was like a fifty-four year, fifty-

• 1:07:18Speaker 00

  Eighty-five.

• 1:07:19Speaker 05

  Eighty-five.

• 1:07:19Speaker 00

  Eighty-five.

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  That's a lot, it's old.

• 1:07:22Speaker 05

  That's old, that's old as Trump and Biden.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  Put together.

• 1:07:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:27Speaker 03

  I mean, do you think it's a money thing? Is that the other argument? That she's just in it for the money?

• 1:07:32Speaker 00

  I think so.

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  I think, I think that's what you were kinda getting at before, and you could be right as well.

• 1:07:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, I, but if she's a fan, then I guess, I, yeah, I would, I would have sex with him.

• 1:07:41Speaker 05

  Okay, you could do where, I mean, look at, there will be blow at the stash. He's looking, looking all right on the right side.

• 1:07:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:46Speaker 03

  That's what your, um, special, kind of, picture looks like.

• 1:07:49Speaker 05

  He's a, he's a handsome man.

• 1:07:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, you know what I, you know what I love, uh, women that date old men? It's cause they want them to die, right?

• 1:07:56Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  You know who I feel so, I said, I think over the weekend, off, off, offstage, I go, "I feel bad for Dick Van Dyke's wife, because he won't die." I feel like every photo is sort of like, you know, he's-

• 1:08:08Speaker 05

  Is he a hun, he's a hundred?

• 1:08:09Bobby Lee?

  He's a hundred. How, what's the age difference between Dick Van Dyke and his wife?

• 1:08:13Speaker 05

  Good question.

• 1:08:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:15Speaker 04

  Bobby's not dead yet.

• 1:08:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:21Speaker 05

  She's, uh, fifty-four.

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:23Speaker 05

  Whoa!

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so what I'm saying is, is that, and then how long have they been married?

• 1:08:27Speaker 05

  Since twenty, uh, twenty-twelve.

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  See, that smile is like, is not a real smile.

• 1:08:32Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:08:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:33Speaker 05

  He doesn't know where he is.

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  No, her.

• 1:08:35Speaker 03

  Hers.

• 1:08:36Speaker 05

  Oh, her?

• 1:08:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, she's like, "He's not..."

• 1:08:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  "Who's breathing behind me?"

• 1:08:43Speaker 03

  Great teeth, though. The teeth are pretty good.

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  He could be a great guy.

• 1:08:47Speaker 05

  I'm sure he's fun.

• 1:08:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's fun.

• 1:08:48Speaker 05

  He's a lot of fun.

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if she did marry him for money, right? In 2012, right? Maybe there is like, what's up?

• 1:08:59Speaker 05

  Right, true.

• 1:09:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:01Speaker 03

  But so this is a less scary age gap than the Al Pacino age gap, though. Because she's older, right?

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  What is this age gap?

• 1:09:07Speaker 00

  Well, he's 100 and she's 54.

• 1:09:09Bobby Lee?

  I can't do the math.

• 1:09:11Speaker 05

  46?

• 1:09:12Speaker 00

  46.

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  46.

• 1:09:12Speaker 03

  But society says that's okay versus the Al Pacino one, right?

• 1:09:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why? Because she's 32?

• 1:09:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think so. I'm curious.

• 1:09:21Speaker 00

  Okay, I see.

• 1:09:22Speaker 05

  And she could have watched the Dick Van Dyke Show growing up.

• 1:09:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:26Speaker 05

  No, really?

• 1:09:27Speaker 03

  She could have.

• 1:09:28Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:09:28Speaker 05

  I watched it.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  You think she's that big of a Dick Van Dyke man?

• 1:09:34Speaker 05

  Wait a minute, look at his nails. He's got pointy nails.

• 1:09:36Bobby Lee?

  That's what always happens.

• 1:09:38Speaker 03

  Oh, scary.

• 1:09:39Speaker 05

  Nosferatu.

• 1:09:40Speaker 03

  I was gonna say Nosferatu.

• 1:09:42Bobby Lee?

  I have a, I don't know if we should cut this out, but I have a very pointy nail story. It's not even funny. It was like weird.

• 1:09:48Speaker 00

  Then, yeah.

• 1:09:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:49Speaker 00

  We're good.

• 1:09:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're good.

• 1:09:52Speaker 00

  It's not funny. It's disgusting. It's scary. I'm like, we're okay.

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  We're good, we're good.

• 1:09:57Speaker 05

  We're good.

• 1:09:58Speaker 00

  We're good.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna say it anyway.

• 1:10:02Speaker 05

  We're talking about going meta. Did you see Jim Carrey, Doc, where he was Andy Kaufman?

• 1:10:07Speaker 03

  Mm.

• 1:10:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:08Speaker 05

  That was freaky.

• 1:10:09Bobby Lee?

  That was freaky. All in terms of like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:11Speaker 05

  He wouldn't turn it off.

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he wouldn't turn it off, yeah.

• 1:10:13Speaker 05

  And everybody on set hated him.

• 1:10:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, now what do you think of method acting?

• 1:10:17Speaker 05

  I mean, look, Daniel Day-Lewis is amazing. He's great, so we get the perks, but I wouldn't want to hang out with a guy like that.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there are great actors that like, that don't do it.

• 1:10:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so is it necessary to?

• 1:10:30Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:10:31Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? To win an Oscar to do?

• 1:10:34Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so.

• 1:10:35Speaker 05

  But I think everybody's got a different process.

• 1:10:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, everyone's got their process.

• 1:10:38Bobby Lee?

  These are all method people.

• 1:10:39Speaker 00

  They're, it says some of the stuff they did. For example, Leonardo DiCaprio slept in an animal carcass for the Revenant.

• 1:10:45Speaker 03

  Oh, I heard about that, the buffalo.

• 1:10:46Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, okay, so that's a big, that's huge.

• 1:10:49Speaker 00

  Like Adrian Brody lost 30 pounds and gave up his home for the pianist.

• 1:10:52Speaker 05

  Gave up his home?

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:53Speaker 03

  Heath Ledger died.

• 1:10:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's right.

• 1:10:56Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, Joaquin Phoenix, when he did the weird.

• 1:10:58Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, that's supposed to be a joke?

• 1:11:00Speaker 03

  Nope.

• 1:11:01Bobby Lee?

  We're not cutting it out, we're not cutting it out, we're not cutting it out. We're not cutting it out, yeah, yeah, yeah. He died for the movie, The Joker? I mean, I mean for The Dark Knight.

• 1:11:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. What did Shia do?

• 1:11:14Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, and he pulled his tooth out for Fury.

• 1:11:17Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 1:11:18Speaker 00

  Brad Pitt.

• 1:11:19Speaker 03

  And real, a real tooth he pulled out?

• 1:11:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think Brad Pitt was like so confused. He's like, why did you do that? And he's like, I wanted to pull my tooth out.

• 1:11:27Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 1:11:28Speaker 05

  Well, what's he preparing for now? A drunk guy on burp?

• 1:11:32Speaker 05

  Articrod? He's, uh, he's, he's really slipping, that guy.

• 1:11:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a friend.

• 1:11:38Speaker 05

  Oh, sorry.

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's okay.

• 1:11:40Speaker 05

  I mean, he's, he's a great actor and he's, uh, seems like a good part.

• 1:11:43Bobby Lee?

  I feel just so much empathy for him.

• 1:11:47Speaker 05

  Same, same. Something's off.

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, something's going on, but I think Christian Bale's, um, transformation is the worst for The Machinist.

• 1:11:54Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:11:55Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember that?

• 1:11:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:56Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever seen that? Christian Bale in The Machinist?

• 1:11:59Speaker 05

  Wild.

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you gotta look at the photo. Look at, look at the photo.

• 1:12:01Speaker 03

  But it's kinda crazy that you just have to lose weight and that's considered being a method actor.

• 1:12:05Bobby Lee?

  Watch this.

• 1:12:06Speaker 05

  Tell that to Jamie.

• 1:12:09Bobby Lee?

  They're doing Machinist Mark 2 at Haimay.

• 1:12:12Speaker 00

  What is the?

• 1:12:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get off the churros.

• 1:12:17Speaker 05

  Wow. That's full Holocaust. That's crazy.

• 1:12:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He went full Holocaust.

• 1:12:21Speaker 00

  And then he played Batman right after this.

• 1:12:23Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:12:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:27Speaker 03

  Jeez, and that, that's not like makeup or anything?

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. He watched the movie.

• 1:12:31Speaker 05

  He's playing Ally McBeal.

• 1:12:35Speaker 05

  That's an old reference.

• 1:12:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cause it's a false lock art.

• 1:12:38Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 1:12:40Bobby Lee?

  Karen Carpenter.

• 1:12:42Bobby Lee?

  Older, let's go older.

• 1:12:45Speaker 03

  Harrison Ford, right?

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. There he is again.

• 1:12:47Speaker 05

  What did he do?

• 1:12:48Speaker 03

  Ally McBeal and Harrison Ford.

• 1:12:49Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, they dated.

• 1:12:49Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:12:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:50Speaker 05

  Or got married. Jeez, man.

• 1:12:52Bobby Lee?

  Jesus Christ, man.

• 1:12:53Speaker 05

  That's wild. Is that Kirk Fox?

• 1:12:58Speaker 05

  Three people will get that.

• 1:13:00Speaker 00

  Old heads.

• 1:13:01Speaker 03

  Kirk Fox.

• 1:13:02Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:13:03Bobby Lee?

  Do you have a joke or?

• 1:13:04Speaker 00

  Huh?

• 1:13:04Bobby Lee?

  You have a jo-

• 1:13:05Speaker 00

  No, I just said old heads.

• 1:13:06Speaker 03

  It's just, I mean, that.

• 1:13:08Speaker 05

  He just made fun of them.

• 1:13:10Speaker 00

  Much of old heads, man.

• 1:13:11Speaker 03

  That kinda looks like Kevin Federline a little bit.

• 1:13:13Speaker 05

  Oh, I can see it. I can see it.

• 1:13:15Speaker 03

  Where's he now, I wonder?

• 1:13:16Speaker 05

  I have no idea. He got her, he got a lot of her money.

• 1:13:19Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 1:13:19Speaker 05

  Yeah. She just got a DUI, I believe.

• 1:13:22Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:13:23Speaker 05

  Brittany.

• 1:13:23Speaker 00

  Woman, am I right?

• 1:13:25Speaker 05

  What is it?

• 1:13:25Speaker 00

  Woman, am I right?

• 1:13:26Speaker 05

  Ah, there you go.

• 1:13:27Bobby Lee?

  Dude, if you, if you do the MRI thing again, I, I'm gonna lose my mind.

• 1:13:32Speaker 00

  Know what?

• 1:13:35Bobby Lee?

  Never mind.

• 1:13:35Speaker 02

  What's the machinist about?

• 1:13:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember.

• 1:13:39Speaker 05

  I don't remember either, because you're just so blown away by the weight loss.

• 1:13:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's all you're watching, is the weight loss.

• 1:13:44Speaker 05

  Right.

• 1:13:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't even have to read the Robert De Niro thing. I know that one, that the taxi driver, he drove taxi.

• 1:13:49Speaker 05

  Got a license.

• 1:13:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Got a license and drove around.

• 1:13:52Speaker 05

  That's not so bad.

• 1:13:53Speaker 03

  I know.

• 1:13:53Bobby Lee?

  I don't think that's bad.

• 1:13:54Speaker 03

  He's just an Uber driver, basically.

• 1:13:57Speaker 00

  Remember walking Phoenix, I'm Still Here, what he did?

• 1:13:59Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:14:00Speaker 00

  It's that like fake documentary.

• 1:14:02Speaker 05

  Oh, I do remember that.

• 1:14:03Speaker 00

  Said he was gonna become a rapper, but he stayed a character for a year and a half.

• 1:14:06Speaker 05

  A letter reading, yes. Spot, yeah.

• 1:14:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:08Bobby Lee?

  And what was he, that was for a documentary?

• 1:14:11Speaker 00

  Right, like some kind of, yeah, doc, like, I'm capturing my life becoming a rapper.

• 1:14:15Speaker 03

  It was like a faux documentary, right?

• 1:14:17Speaker 00

  Just never broke it for a year and a half.

• 1:14:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it didn't do well, the documentary, did it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:21Speaker 00

  People thought he was losing his mind.

• 1:14:22Speaker 03

  Because he had all the beard.

• 1:14:23Bobby Lee?

  You can't do that if you're too good of an actor.

• 1:14:26Speaker 05

  Right.

• 1:14:29Speaker 00

  Scary.

• 1:14:29Bobby Lee?

  I think that's the point, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:31Speaker 03

  People will believe you.

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  If you're too good of an actor, you can't do a prank like that, because people will start believing you.

• 1:14:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:36Bobby Lee?

  Like, because Shia could really pull out of this, you know what I mean?

• 1:14:39Speaker 03

  Maybe he's not an alcoholic.

• 1:14:40Bobby Lee?

  And go, I'm preparing for this movie.

• 1:14:42Speaker 05

  Right.

• 1:14:43Bobby Lee?

  And we're all like, I don't, I think it was real.

• 1:14:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:14:47Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:14:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:48Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 1:14:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:49Speaker 05

  Now, where did Leo get the carcass? What are we talking here?

• 1:14:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:53Speaker 05

  How do you acquire an animal carcass that you can get inside?

• 1:14:56Speaker 03

  Jared Leto, I guess, right?

• 1:14:58Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, he brought one. Hey.

• 1:15:01Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:15:03Speaker 05

  I like it.

• 1:15:05Bobby Lee?

  Jared Leto.

• 1:15:06Speaker 00

  Bobby hates all.

• 1:15:07Speaker 02

  Well, he's not on there, so.

• 1:15:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, I liked it. It was because it's jealousy.

• 1:15:12Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:15:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:13Speaker 03

  Oh, wow.

• 1:15:15Speaker 05

  You're very open.

• 1:15:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very open.

• 1:15:17Speaker 05

  I respect that.

• 1:15:17Bobby Lee?

  It was, sometimes you don't laugh when you go, I wish I had that.

• 1:15:21Speaker 03

  Oh, wow.

• 1:15:22Bobby Lee?

  Did you do that?

• 1:15:23Speaker 05

  Uh, sometime, but I like to laugh.

• 1:15:26Bobby Lee?

  Me too.

• 1:15:26Speaker 05

  You're a good laugh.

• 1:15:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm a laugh, I'm a laugh, I do, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:29Speaker 03

  Oh, man.

• 1:15:30Bobby Lee?

  What do you do? Are you Googling anything?

• 1:15:32Speaker 00

  No, you want me to?

• 1:15:33Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I don't know what you were doing.

• 1:15:35Speaker 00

  You're having a full conversation, you're going, you see Google this?

• 1:15:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, here's the thing, I'm hyper aware of my surroundings.

• 1:15:41Speaker 05

  You are the best podcaster, I've always said it.

• 1:15:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:46Speaker 05

  Oh, my god.

• 1:15:49Bobby Lee?

  Are you hyper vigilant? No, I'm very hyper vigilant. Uh huh. Also, can I say something right now? What's that? I don't believe that I'm the best podcaster, but I do believe. I am not laughing at that. But I do believe that I'm in the top hundred. Okay.

• 1:15:59Speaker 03

  I think you're in top.

• 1:16:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I believe, in terms of comedy posting, I think I'm in the top hundred. Maybe shorten that? No, no, no. Yeah.

• 1:16:05Speaker 04

  According to Forbes, you're the 17th biggest podcast guest.

• 1:16:09Bobby Lee?

  Yes, so you, any podcast you go on. What about host? I'm talking skill, though.

• 1:16:13Speaker 04

  No, but as a guest, this is a verifiable.

• 1:16:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Who's one?

• 1:16:18Speaker 04

  Uh, Trump.

• 1:16:20Bobby Lee?

  Uh, he's pretty good. He's pretty big, big, big, big numbers, big numbers, big numbers.

• 1:16:24Speaker 03

  Does Trump go on podcasts?

• 1:16:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, let me see, not a lot, maybe Logan Thea.

• 1:16:30Bobby Lee?

  One verse about it. Heard that. He went on Call Her Daddy.

• 1:16:36Bobby Lee?

  Not here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. NPR. Not here. Yeah, we couldn't get him. Yeah, we got one, who did we get? RFK? RFK, we got RFK Junior. There you go. We really did.

• 1:16:47Speaker 03

  Did you really?

• 1:16:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we got RFK Junior and Cheryl Hines. Oh, I like her. Yeah, I do too, yeah. When it was reversed, right? Oh, we were in that room. No, this room. Different table. It was a different position.

• 1:16:58Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 1:16:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How is this performance?

• 1:17:02Bobby Lee?

  He's the voice of a generation. Yeah, I know. Yeah, it was when he was running for Democratic office. Whoa. Yeah, yeah, for president. Even Bobby wore the hat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Kennedy 2024. Oh, wow. Yeah, look how fat I was.

• 1:17:19Bobby Lee?

  But I did it because. I look like Stavros.

• 1:17:29Bobby Lee?

  I didn't even notice how much weight you lost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look good. This is weight, yeah, yeah. Based on that photo, what the fuck? This guy looks like shit. Let's post a photo of Jaime now and maybe he'll lose it. Yeah, yeah. So, uh, when he came here, he was running for, you know, president.

• 1:17:47Speaker 03

  Was RFK funny, other than his voice?

• 1:17:49Bobby Lee?

  Well, Cheryl Hines, okay. Okay.

• 1:17:53Speaker 05

  It was pretty funny.

• 1:17:55Bobby Lee?

  It was pretty funny, number one, and number two, it's like, I'm a huge Kurt fan.

• 1:17:59Speaker 05

  Same.

• 1:17:59Bobby Lee?

  Right, and Cheryl's a comedian.

• 1:18:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:02Bobby Lee?

  So I thought, having both on at the same time would probably work, and it did.

• 1:18:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:09Speaker 03

  Oh, cool. Can I ask you a question?

• 1:18:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Blow me.

• 1:18:11Speaker 03

  So, would you, who was an actress growing up that, with the same age gap that you would?

• 1:18:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a really good question.

• 1:18:19Speaker 05

  Good one, good one.

• 1:18:21Bobby Lee?

  Uh.

• 1:18:21Speaker 05

  I was a big Marisa Tomei, that was like my childhood crush.

• 1:18:25Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:18:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, do you know who that is?

• 1:18:26Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 1:18:27Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:18:27Bobby Lee?

  I know who that is.

• 1:18:28Speaker 05

  How about Spider, Spider, Spiderman's aunt?

• 1:18:32Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:18:32Speaker 05

  Pull her up!

• 1:18:33Speaker 03

  Oh, wow.

• 1:18:33Speaker 05

  She was in My Cousin Vinny and I had a huge crush on her.

• 1:18:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she's great, Marisa Tomei is great.

• 1:18:38Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:18:39Speaker 05

  And she's still hanging in there, by the way, she looks great now.

• 1:18:41Speaker 03

  That's amazing.

• 1:18:42Bobby Lee?

  She's sixty-one.

• 1:18:43Speaker 05

  Oh, I thought she was older, alright.

• 1:18:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, uh, me?

• 1:18:46Speaker 03

  She's gorgeous.

• 1:18:48Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, I'm gonna say Judi Dench.

• 1:18:52Bobby Lee?

  It's not a joke, it's not a joke.

• 1:18:53Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:18:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:18:54Speaker 05

  In what?

• 1:18:55Bobby Lee?

  In the seventies, in the seventies.

• 1:18:58Speaker 05

  What era? I mean, like James Bond, Pierce Brosnan?

• 1:19:00Bobby Lee?

  I think in the seventies, I saw Judi Dench in something, and I went, oh, that's a beautiful lady.

• 1:19:05Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:19:06Speaker 03

  Free Dame.

• 1:19:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look, look up Ju- Judy Dench in the seventies.

• 1:19:09Speaker 05

  Pretty.

• 1:19:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:19:10Speaker 05

  Ah, she looks like Tiana Taylor. She's white Tiana, she's white Tiana Taylor.

• 1:19:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:16Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:19:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, then she does.

• 1:19:20Speaker 05

  She looks like white.

• 1:19:20Speaker 03

  That's one battle after another.

• 1:19:21Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, the first one, is that with, um, Gandalf? The very first Gandalf.

• 1:19:24Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:19:25Bobby Lee?

  Let me look at that photo.

• 1:19:26Speaker 05

  Ian McKellen? Wow.

• 1:19:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's her and Gandalf.

• 1:19:30Speaker 05

  Damn.

• 1:19:31Bobby Lee?

  I was kidding with Judi Dench, let me think of.

• 1:19:32Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 1:19:35Speaker 03

  It's pretty good, though.

• 1:19:36Bobby Lee?

  Um, who did I have a crush on?

• 1:19:38Speaker 03

  Why is it all black and white for her pictures?

• 1:19:40Bobby Lee?

  Cause she died.

• 1:19:40Speaker 05

  She's very old.

• 1:19:41Bobby Lee?

  She was old, no, and she's old, she's not dead. She's not dead?

• 1:19:44Speaker 05

  No, she's going.

• 1:19:45Bobby Lee?

  She's still going, dude.

• 1:19:46Speaker 05

  Oh, sorry about that.

• 1:19:48Bobby Lee?

  It's okay. I think they're both knighted, by the way. They're both knighted, yeah.

• 1:19:51Speaker 03

  She's a dame.

• 1:19:52Bobby Lee?

  I gotta think of who I liked growing up. Do you guys know Rene Russo? Yeah. I remember as a kid watching this. Oh, love Rene Russo. Fricked up the entire. Oh, Rene Russo. Just like, ooh, heist, ah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:08Speaker 03

  Oh, Chris Brosnan, he's pretty, too.

• 1:20:10Bobby Lee?

  He's a handsome guy. He's a good one, yeah. You know who's the new Thomas Crown?

• 1:20:14Speaker 03

  Uh-uh.

• 1:20:14Bobby Lee?

  Michael B. Jordan. Oh! There you go. I didn't know. He's directing and being Thomas Crown. Really? I don't even know what a Thomas Crown is. Oh, that's the movie. Have you ever seen this movie? No. Nah, I don't wanna, they don't. You watch, oh, yeah, that's another thing. One of the girls asked me, did I see? It's a real European female movie. It's called, um... Two Girls One?

• 1:20:39Bobby Lee?

  Hostel. No, it's a famous, all women like it. You know what I mean? It's European. What era? House of Wax. No, not House of Wax. It's probably 90s. And it's, fuck, what's it called? Hmm.

• 1:20:55Speaker 03

  All European.

• 1:20:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna have to call this girl that I'm saying. No, we can find it. Unless you wanna call her. No, I don't wanna call her. Yeah, call her. Oh, you're dating her? Yeah, yeah. Ooh, how about that? You're still not nothing?

• 1:21:08Bobby Lee?

  No come? Oh, poor lady. She's like, down there for hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah! So, let's just move on from it. Alright. Yeah, let's move on from it, um... All that work and no kimchi?

• 1:21:22Bobby Lee?

  You gotta give her something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No Guo Jijiang. Do you know what that is or no? No.

• 1:21:29Bobby Lee?

  Sounded funny. It sounded funny, yeah.

• 1:21:32Bobby Lee?

  Bob, is this? What? No, it's not, it's, it's, no, it's even, I, I, I... I, I, I, you, listen. Alright, alright, alright. Let me do it, let just, let me do it. She's not a comic. Ocean's a lady. She's not a comic, she's a, she's a regular person. Great, great. And she, uh...

• 1:21:47Speaker 04

  Antonia's line, Queen Margot, under the skin.

• 1:21:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.

• 1:21:50Speaker 04

  Three colors, no.

• 1:21:51Bobby Lee?

  And there's, and there's probably...

• 1:21:52Speaker 04

  Stealing beauty.

• 1:21:53Bobby Lee?

  Hon- honestly, what?

• 1:21:54Speaker 04

  Stealing beauty.

• 1:21:55Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:21:55Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:21:56Bobby Lee?

  And there's probably no comedy to be gained for this either, but... Is it French, British?

• 1:22:01Speaker 03

  Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?

• 1:22:02Bobby Lee?

  No. Oh my god, Cat. Fuck off, hold on.

• 1:22:07Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna, I'm just gonna... Uh, Moana 2? Aye. Hopefully she'll, she's gonna pick that.

• 1:22:12Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:22:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You like her?

• 1:22:16Speaker 02

  No, it's a question, right?

• 1:22:19Speaker 05

  He likes her.

• 1:22:20Speaker 02

  You like your wife?

• 1:22:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, sure. She's listening.

• 1:22:26Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's like, there, there are women, there are, fuck it, no. There are movies that women really gravitate to, and they really like, but I just, I watch them, but like, you know, like for instance, heated rivalry.

• 1:22:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:22:38Bobby Lee?

  I saw a couple of episodes because this girl that I'm dating is like, you know what I mean?

• 1:22:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:22:42Bobby Lee?

  You really got, and my manager was like, you gotta watch it. And I tried to watch it, but I just can't get into it.

• 1:22:47Speaker 05

  It's not great. It's not, the writing sucks.

• 1:22:50Speaker 03

  Oh, that's so.

• 1:22:51Speaker 05

  You know, and people go, what are you homophobic? I'm like, no, it's a bad show.

• 1:22:56Speaker 05

  It's like, gay porn with a little hockey.

• 1:22:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:58Speaker 05

  That's all it is.

• 1:22:59Bobby Lee?

  Did you see it?

• 1:22:59Speaker 05

  I've seen a few episodes.

• 1:23:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:01Speaker 05

  It's boring as hell.

• 1:23:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Did you see, did you like it?

• 1:23:05Speaker 03

  No, I didn't watch it.

• 1:23:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you didn't watch it?

• 1:23:06Speaker 03

  Cause I also heard the writing was bad and it kinda takes me out.

• 1:23:09Bobby Lee?

  All, all right. But is there a, um, a, a movie that, that's like, um, that females, like The Notebook for instance?

• 1:23:16Speaker 05

  There you go.

• 1:23:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, do you like it?

• 1:23:18Speaker 05

  The Notebook?

• 1:23:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:19Speaker 05

  It's okay.

• 1:23:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:21Speaker 05

  Not for me, but I can see what they like.

• 1:23:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so we, you, you can do that?

• 1:23:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's like comedy. I don't, I don't like that comic, but I can see why you would like them.

• 1:23:28Speaker 03

  Ah.

• 1:23:29Bobby Lee?

  It's not for me, it's not my cup of tea.

• 1:23:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:23:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:23:33Bobby Lee?

  But I can see that, oh, you know, I mean, there's a story structure.

• 1:23:36Speaker 05

  Right.

• 1:23:36Bobby Lee?

  And I understand, you know what I mean?

• 1:23:37Speaker 02

  Kinda like Ocean's Eight? That was...

• 1:23:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, I never saw that. That's a remake.

• 1:23:42Bobby Lee?

  That's not what we're talking about.

• 1:23:44Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:23:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:44Speaker 02

  I think I'm about female movies.

• 1:23:46Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:23:47Speaker 02

  Ghostbusters, that one, that was horrible.

• 1:23:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, you're not getting it.

• 1:23:51Speaker 02

  You're not getting it.

• 1:23:55Speaker 02

  Ocean's Eight was horrible.

• 1:23:56Speaker 05

  It feels like you adopted a kid and yet you regret it.

• 1:24:01Speaker 05

  What the hell's going on here?

• 1:24:02Bobby Lee?

  Like from Russia or something.

• 1:24:03Speaker 05

  Yeah. Here, Notebook was number one, but this is like...

• 1:24:06Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:24:08Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, oh wait, she just texted me, I go, hold on, I go, what's that movie? What's that?

• 1:24:11Speaker 03

  Did you ever watch Pride and Prejudice?

• 1:24:13Speaker 05

  Uh, I've seen the

• 1:24:14Bobby Lee?

  That's it!

• 1:24:15Speaker 05

  Original.

• 1:24:15Bobby Lee?

  That's it!

• 1:24:16Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:24:16Bobby Lee?

  That's it!

• 1:24:17Speaker 05

  Ow.

• 1:24:18Speaker 03

  There it is.

• 1:24:18Speaker 05

  And they just remade it, I think.

• 1:24:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Pride and Prejudice.

• 1:24:21Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:24:21Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. It's not European?

• 1:24:22Speaker 02

  It's not a European?

• 1:24:23Bobby Lee?

  It's not European?

• 1:24:24Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:24:24Speaker 03

  No, it's British.

• 1:24:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:26Speaker 05

  Oh, it's British, okay, okay.

• 1:24:27Bobby Lee?

  It is, but, that's A.I.

• 1:24:28Speaker 05

  Okay, you're right.

• 1:24:28Speaker 02

  It didn't sound like it was...

• 1:24:30Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 1:24:30Speaker 05

  Like avant garde, like European.

• 1:24:32Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. It's a British movie that women really love. They're like, have you seen Pride and Prejudice?

• 1:24:38Speaker 05

  Very good.

• 1:24:38Bobby Lee?

  And she is wanting me to watch Pride and Prejudice.

• 1:24:42Speaker 03

  Mr. Darcy.

• 1:24:42Bobby Lee?

  And I can't get myself to do it. Have you seen it?

• 1:24:45Speaker 05

  I've seen the original. There's a one before that.

• 1:24:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you saw the original one?

• 1:24:49Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:24:49Bobby Lee?

  What? No, tell me about it. You like it?

• 1:24:51Speaker 05

  Uh.

• 1:24:52Bobby Lee?

  Not your cup of tea?

• 1:24:52Speaker 05

  Not my cup, but it's a good movie.

• 1:24:53Bobby Lee?

  It's a good movie. Okay, all right, all right. So that's all I was getting at.

• 1:24:56Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:24:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:57Speaker 03

  I liked it.

• 1:24:58Speaker 05

  Gone with the Wind, another popular female.

• 1:25:01Bobby Lee?

  Female movie. Yeah, love story.

• 1:25:02Speaker 03

  Oh, that's so sad. I walked to remember to you.

• 1:25:05Speaker 05

  Did you guys like Titanic?

• 1:25:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, because there's, I'll tell you why. Because there's a disaster movie element to it.

• 1:25:11Speaker 05

  True.

• 1:25:11Bobby Lee?

  And I love disaster movies. So yeah, I really did like Titanic.

• 1:25:14Speaker 05

  And it really happened, you know?

• 1:25:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And also there's a historical value to it, right? So in Pride and Prejudice, there was some sort of hurricane or. You know what I mean?

• 1:25:24Speaker 05

  Earthquake.

• 1:25:24Bobby Lee?

  Like a twister in the middle of it, right? And British people go, woo, woo. You know what I mean? Or something there, yeah.

• 1:25:31Speaker 05

  You know what we need? We need a 9/11 love story.

• 1:25:35Speaker 05

  Oh, wait, there is one.

• 1:25:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:37Speaker 05

  There is? With Robert Pattinson.

• 1:25:39Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:25:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? Oh.

• 1:25:42Speaker 05

  I didn't know that.

• 1:25:42Bobby Lee?

  So I'll watch it.

• 1:25:45Bobby Lee?

  There has to be some sort of like, you know what I mean?

• 1:25:47Speaker 03

  Disaster.

• 1:25:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like in Shakespeare and Love, there's also an alien vision.

• 1:25:51Speaker 05

  Whoa, right, right.

• 1:25:52Bobby Lee?

  So have the same story, right? But also beep, beep, bop, bop. You know what I mean? All that stuff.

• 1:25:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's a good call.

• 1:25:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so.

• 1:25:58Speaker 03

  The Notebook would have a school shooting or something.

• 1:26:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, there you go.

• 1:26:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that's not what I was saying. Yeah. I was saying a natural disaster.

• 1:26:06Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 1:26:06Bobby Lee?

  Riffic.

• 1:26:07Speaker 05

  We're talking about incels.

• 1:26:08Speaker 03

  But you said 9/11. 9/11 wasn't a natural disaster.

• 1:26:11Speaker 05

  Twister?

• 1:26:13Bobby Lee?

  I already said, I already said that. All that.

• 1:26:15Speaker 05

  No, you didn't.

• 1:26:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:16Speaker 05

  All right, all right. How about this? How about this?

• 1:26:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:18Speaker 05

  Love story during the Malibu fires.

• 1:26:21Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:24Speaker 05

  They're shooting a podcast in the hills.

• 1:26:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Two lovers.

• 1:26:29Speaker 05

  And then the house gets too far.

• 1:26:30Bobby Lee?

  Two different podcasts.

• 1:26:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, there we go.

• 1:26:33Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, so watch Mark's special on Netflix. He's one of the funniest guys on planet Earth, in my opinion.

• 1:26:39Speaker 05

  Ah, gee.

• 1:26:40Bobby Lee?

  And.

• 1:26:40Speaker 05

  Top 100, as you would say.

• 1:26:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And non too pleased. How long does it take you to write another hour?

• 1:26:45Speaker 05

  It's, I write short jokes, so it's gonna be a while. I'm talking two and a half years.

• 1:26:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:26:50Speaker 05

  Like that.

• 1:26:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:26:51Speaker 05

  You know, watching Bobby Lee time is a week. But. Well, how long you been doing stand-up?

• 1:26:57Bobby Lee?

  Thirty years.

• 1:26:59Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:26:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it's the opposite.

• 1:27:01Speaker 05

  Right.

• 1:27:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in Bobby Lee's time, it's 3,000 years.

• 1:27:05Bobby Lee?

  That's what the joke was.

• 1:27:06Speaker 05

  Good, thank you.

• 1:27:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Go ahead.

• 1:27:09Speaker 03

  I was gonna say, I saw you workshopping it all at the Black Cat. Was it the Black Cat in New York? Or the Pussy Cat?

• 1:27:14Speaker 05

  Oh, Black Cat Pussy Cat?

• 1:27:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:16Speaker 05

  Oh, Fat Black Pussy Cat.

• 1:27:17Speaker 03

  Fat Black Pussy Cat.

• 1:27:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, the Comedy Cellar. Oh, wow, thank you.

• 1:27:19Speaker 03

  That's really cool.

• 1:27:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and when you're trying out new stuff, and are you good at science?

• 1:27:25Speaker 05

  No. It's bad, it's really bad. So that fear kinda motivates me to work harder.

• 1:27:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:27:30Speaker 05

  Cause I'm so scared of bombing. I did the store last night, I'm eating shit.

• 1:27:33Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 1:27:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, but you gotta do it.

• 1:27:35Speaker 03

  Totally.

• 1:27:35Bobby Lee?

  You gotta do it. All right, give Michael a round of applause.

• 1:27:37Speaker 05

  Hey! Thank you, thank you.

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