Trevor Wallace & The Dr. Dre Conversion

Comedian Trevor Wallace is back and wastes no time trying to mentally dismantle Bobby Lee. We chat dropping the egg, braille nose, bombing memories, NPCs (Non-Playable Christians), raw denim experiments, open mic trauma, fake kickflips, Lexapro, and Michael Blackson vs Blaustein. We’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code BELLY. That’s promo code BELLY. Visit www. BlueChew.com https://www. BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. Download thePrizePicks app today and use code BELLY to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to www.zocdoc.com/belly https://www.zocdoc.com/belly to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  Hi, I'm Bobby Lee, and I created a graphic novel with my friend Matthew here. It's called Deadweight. Look at how beautiful this is. Wow. Wow, amazing. Dude, this looks great. Look at that. Oh my God, dude. You can get it everywhere books are sold. Barnes & Noble, Amazon, and gunnerbooks.com.

• 1:47Speaker 03

  It's rated R Kung-Fu Panda meets Kick-Ass.

• 1:49Bobby Lee?

  It's from my heart. And so, please check it out.

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  This is a good combination, these two.

• 2:21Speaker 04

  Would you?

• 2:21Speaker 00

  We'll see. I want them to debate 10 a.m. open mics. If it's worth the time.

• 2:26Speaker 05

  Ramsey's gonna win every debate.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  Where's Trevor at?

• 2:28Speaker 05

  Even if he's like...

• 2:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay, fine. I was speech and debate champion in college.

• 2:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know. I can just feel it. Even if it's like about periods and stuff. I feel like he'd win.

• 2:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, you should debate or say why periods are bad and women should stop.

• 2:41Speaker 04

  I'm trying to navigate Bobby right now.

• 2:44Speaker 00

  10 a.m.

• 2:45Speaker 05

  Do you want to start with piano?

• 2:46Speaker 00

  10 a.m.

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  I haven't been starting with the piano as of late. But maybe you, I will. Maybe I will.

• 2:53Speaker 00

  Protect your nose, Ramsey.

• 3:01Speaker 00

  Oh, he's covering his nose. Nice.

• 3:18Speaker 05

  And beef.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  Beef and salami and baloney. What's going on with your nose?

• 3:27Speaker 04

  I was just covering it up.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 3:29Speaker 04

  I just don't want, I don't want it to be any inspiration for your... Anything.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  Because if it was, I would start with holes in the nose. I'm not talking about nostrils.

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  Like, how, are you trying to win a competition?

• 3:45Speaker 04

  I talked to a doctor. They said it was normal.

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 3:48Speaker 05

  What is wrong with your nose?

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  He's got 10,000 pores inside his, on the nose.

• 3:54Speaker 04

  Which is natural, according to my dermatologist.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  I've just never seen it. Natural amongst what, sand people?

• 4:00Speaker 04

  She did not.

• 4:01Speaker 05

  That's not a very nice word, he's Muslim.

• 4:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, thank you very much.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm talking about Star Wars reference. Oh. Yeah, yeah, so, cause if you, I know they were wearing masks in the movie.

• 4:12Speaker 05

  And they're going la la la la la la la.

• 4:14Speaker 04

  Damn, Cat.

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  Goddamn, Cat.

• 4:16Speaker 04

  Crazy. This is crazy.

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  Pores in the nose.

• 4:21Speaker 04

  Normal holes.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  Normal holes. You know, but women find you attractive.

• 4:26Speaker 04

  They do.

• 4:26Speaker 05

  Very.

• 4:27Bobby Lee?

  And there was one girl, I told you who it was, that went, is Ramsey single? And in my mind, I'm like, it was the first time where I went, oh, he could be attractive.

• 4:39Speaker 04

  What do you mean, could be? Could be attractive.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Cause when I look at you, I don't see it. I can only see it through other people's eyes.

• 4:46Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, would you find him attractive?

• 4:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think so.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:50Speaker 04

  Thanks, Catbird.

• 4:51Speaker 05

  But do, but do you see like your openers on stage and you're like, oh, there's no way that they're hot?

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:57Speaker 04

  Well, is that why I go?

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 5:00Speaker 04

  Is that why you take me?

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 5:01Speaker 04

  Because there's no way that you think I can get any of the women?

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why I take you. I haven't really thought about why.

• 5:07Speaker 04

  Let's not get, let's not get too much in this conversation.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  Although, although, somebody on my DMs said, um, can you bring Catbird to San Jose?

• 5:15Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 5:16Speaker 04

  Interesting.

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:17Speaker 04

  Now, we did have a-

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  But I don't know if I can use her because, you know, Santino uses her.

• 5:21Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 5:22Speaker 04

  Wait.

• 5:23Speaker 05

  But I don't have pores in my nose.

• 5:25Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 5:27Speaker 04

  I, I take a porous guy who's loyal.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  You have pores on your vag. Oh.

• 5:33Speaker 05

  How do you know that? Oh.

• 5:35Speaker 04

  Oh, that's kinda weird.

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What?

• 5:41Speaker 04

  I don't, I don't care for the disloyalty. I stay loyal.

• 5:44Speaker 05

  Well, I'm loyal.

• 5:45Speaker 04

  Unless Santino's interested, then we'll talk.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  You did a really good job at my special.

• 5:50Speaker 04

  Did I?

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  I think you were running around and you really did, you know, because did you see my assistant there?

• 5:56Speaker 04

  Bro, I was there.

• 5:57Speaker 05

  You had an assistant there?

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:58Speaker 04

  Who was there?

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  Melanie.

• 5:59Speaker 04

  At the after party.

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she was at the after party.

• 6:01Speaker 05

  She was eating Taco Bell.

• 6:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But, um, yeah, you, you know, I mean, you really did work hard.

• 6:08Speaker 04

  Some would say-

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  You were there.

• 6:09Speaker 04

  Some would say secured a spot in your tour.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think so. I think you're right.

• 6:14Speaker 04

  Some were saying that.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  Some would say.

• 6:15Speaker 05

  Some would also say, um- I could do maybe five minutes at the top.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  You could host the show.

• 6:22Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  You can host San Jose, you can feature, and I can, I can headline.

• 6:26Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  What do you think?

• 6:27Speaker 04

  Deal.

• 6:27Speaker 05

  You can headline, that's okay.

• 6:29Speaker 00

  That's, we'll allow it.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Can I headline?

• 6:32Speaker 05

  You can headline, that's okay.

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much.

• 6:34Speaker 05

  La la la la.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  For letting me, la la la la.

• 6:35Speaker 05

  La la la la.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:36Speaker 04

  Have you done stand up?

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  Is that your favorite character in Star Wars, though, the sand people?

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  Or Jawas? I mean, anyone, anybody on Tatooine probably you love.

• 6:46Speaker 04

  I, I like the little guys with the hoods.

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, they're all Tatooine.

• 6:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, I like those guys, those guys are.

• 6:50Speaker 05

  Jawas, what you call me? Houdini!

• 6:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, I like those guys.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  He said that a lot in the movie. I don't know what Houdini means.

• 6:56Speaker 00

  Is it Houdini?

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  No, they go, "Houdini!"

• 6:58Speaker 00

  Oh, interesting.

• 6:59Speaker 05

  Are they like little Italians?

• 7:00Speaker 00

  These are the, they're called Tuscan Raiders, not sand people.

• 7:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:04Speaker 00

  But they're the Tuscan Raiders.

• 7:05Speaker 04

  I did relate to them.

• 7:06Speaker 05

  They look like the Raiders of Oakland a little bit.

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but Luke, Luke never calls them Tuscan Raiders.

• 7:11Speaker 00

  He does, yeah.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  In the movie, he calls them sand people.

• 7:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  And so does Obi-Wan, I think.

• 7:15Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  But you saw the movie, right?

• 7:17Speaker 04

  I loved it.

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  That, that part, yeah.

• 7:19Speaker 04

  So good.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so good.

• 7:21Speaker 04

  Classic Star Wars.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  So did you finish, uh, episode one of, uh, Game of Thrones?

• 7:26Speaker 04

  I got pretty close.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  You know, you never, since we last talked, though.

• 7:29Speaker 00

  You just started?

• 7:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  You never saw it?

• 7:31Speaker 03

  You're talking the original, not the new thing that's out, the.

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, you never saw the original?

• 7:34Speaker 03

  It just came out three weeks ago.

• 7:35Speaker 05

  I've never seen it either.

• 7:37Speaker 04

  It was great.

• 7:37Speaker 00

  Whoa.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 7:38Speaker 04

  Guy, and he cut off the guy's head, and did all that stuff.

• 7:41Speaker 00

  Hey, man.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  Hey, man.

• 7:42Speaker 00

  Spoiler alert. For Kat, who hasn't seen it.

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:45Speaker 05

  Is there a lot of?

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  Why haven't you s- let, let, let, uh, let's get down to this.

• 7:47Speaker 03

  Get down to it.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  Why haven't you seen it?

• 7:50Speaker 05

  Because I think I tried to see it in the beginning, and I was like, okay.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what? I know what this is about.

• 7:57Speaker 00

  I know the political?

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:59Speaker 05

  And I think it's, my ex-boyfriend at the time was like, "You gotta see it," and I just didn't like that. I just didn't want to see anything that he was seeing.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 8:07Speaker 04

  You know what? I think I have the same reason.

• 8:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 8:09Speaker 04

  Not the boyfriend, but the girlfriend thing.

• 8:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's why I, I don't really watch, like, basketball anymore. Like, I stopped watching football with Tim Tebow, when he was on deck.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 8:18Speaker 05

  Or whatever you say.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 8:20Speaker 05

  Cause that was it for me.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  Can we good, stick, stick with, uh, Game of Thrones? Please. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:25Speaker 05

  Tim Tebow, you know?

• 8:26Speaker 00

  You dated him?

• 8:27Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no, he wouldn't, he wouldn't want to.

• 8:31Speaker 05

  Um, no, I didn't date Tim Tebow. No, no. Cause wasn't he a virgin for a long time?

• 8:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think he was like a famous Christian.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. We go back to, um.

• 8:40Speaker 06

  Why would you?

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  So those, that's the only reason why you haven't seen it.

• 8:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  You're not a TV guy?

• 8:45Speaker 05

  No.

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  Girl, I mean.

• 8:47Speaker 05

  Thanks.

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  So, are you gonna finish episode one or no?

• 8:51Speaker 04

  I'm thinking about, I'm thinking about it.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you will. I don't think you're a TV guy.

• 8:56Speaker 06

  No. You didn't like it at all?

• 8:58Speaker 04

  It's fine.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  It gets, I thought you said you're gonna watch it until the, uh.

• 9:02Speaker 04

  I'm gonna watch The Red Wedding. I, that, I'll give you my word.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  But you, then you have to watch, finish one first.

• 9:07Speaker 05

  But that's the thing about it. I don't like.

• 9:09Speaker 06

  Wow, Trevor Law.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 9:11Speaker 04

  Thank God. Thank God.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Side Hawks here.

• 9:15Speaker 06

  A star. Side Hawk?

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:17Speaker 06

  Do you say that because I'm in the Super Bowl?

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  No, from this, your profile, you look like a hawk to me.

• 9:21Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  That's why I call you Side Hawk.

• 9:24Speaker 06

  From the side, you kinda look like a, a Haribo gummy bear. Here we go.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  You know what?

• 9:28Speaker 04

  And I'm not saying Haribo because it is a, um.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  It's the best brand.

• 9:33Speaker 04

  It's the best brand.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  Haribo, uh, gummy bears are the best.

• 9:35Speaker 05

  I love it.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But you know how confident you've gotten? I think a year ago, you would have never slammed me back.

• 9:40Speaker 04

  Because I've done this show and I know that you, you like zingers. You, you zip zap zop on this show.

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Zing, zing, zing.

• 9:45Speaker 04

  I can't yes and.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:47Speaker 04

  You gotta come in with heat.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:48Speaker 05

  You're big on the nose train today.

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, yeah, I am on a nose train, yeah.

• 9:53Speaker 06

  What was he talking shit about? You guys know this?

• 9:54Speaker 04

  It's not my mind.

• 9:55Speaker 06

  Can I see your side profile?

• 9:56Speaker 04

  It's not the profile he has an issue with, it's the pores level.

• 10:00Speaker 06

  What, what does that, what does that mean?

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Look closely at his nose and look at all the pores in his nose.

• 10:04Speaker 04

  Trevor, you don't have to.

• 10:05Speaker 06

  Oh yeah, that's a Braille man's.

• 10:08Speaker 06

  You got Schindler's List written on your nose, dude. I was writing that.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  It's a Dead Sea Scrolls that you can read through his nose. Yeah, yeah, wow.

• 10:18Speaker 06

  I would have never noticed that unless Bobby brought it up.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but now you do notice that, right?

• 10:22Speaker 05

  Can you unsee it now?

• 10:23Speaker 04

  Please don't. Let's, let's not.

• 10:25Speaker 06

  Um. Yeah, I can unsee.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:27Speaker 04

  Thanks, Trevor.

• 10:28Speaker 06

  Yeah, Rams is a great guy, so I'm not gonna.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  He's a great comic, great guy.

• 10:32Speaker 06

  Great guy.

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you know Kat much or no?

• 10:34Speaker 06

  Seen at the store, but never met officially.

• 10:36Speaker 05

  Nice to meet you.

• 10:37Speaker 06

  Kat, Trevor.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:38Speaker 06

  Great nose, by the way.

• 10:38Speaker 05

  Thank you so much.

• 10:39Speaker 06

  Can I see the side profile?

• 10:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh!

• 10:42Speaker 06

  Is it German?

• 10:43Speaker 05

  Uh, French.

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:44Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:46Speaker 06

  What is the stereotype of a French person?

• 10:47Speaker 05

  Um, kinda like...

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  Bad smells in the pits?

• 10:50Speaker 05

  Smelly, yeah.

• 10:51Speaker 04

  Hairy, hairy armpits.

• 10:52Speaker 05

  Okay, well, spot on.

• 10:54Speaker 04

  Sluts.

• 10:54Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  Rude.

• 10:55Speaker 05

  It's not, not true.

• 10:57Speaker 06

  Are French sluts?

• 10:58Speaker 05

  Menage à trois.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  They're very...

• 11:00Speaker 06

  What does that mean?

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  You know, they're very sexual people.

• 11:02Speaker 04

  They're open.

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  They're open sexually, yeah. Like, I feel like I could get laid there.

• 11:06Speaker 04

  Oh, big time.

• 11:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  You think?

• 11:07Speaker 05

  Maybe once.

• 11:08Speaker 06

  I think Irvine.

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  You think Irvine, California?

• 11:12Speaker 06

  I think you clean up in Irvine.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, wait, let me tell you, what, what parts of the country do you think I do well in, then?

• 11:16Speaker 06

  Um, Irvine.

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Irvine, yeah, Irvine, yeah, yeah.

• 11:19Speaker 06

  K-Town.

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, K-Town, obviously.

• 11:21Speaker 06

  Um, San Francisco. San Francisco.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  San Francisco, good.

• 11:25Speaker 05

  Korea?

• 11:26Bobby Lee?

  No, in this country.

• 11:27Speaker 06

  North or south?

• 11:28Speaker 05

  North.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Hawaii?

• 11:29Speaker 06

  Uh, destroy.

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  Destroy Hawaii.

• 11:31Speaker 06

  Destroy.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  Hawaii, where else?

• 11:34Speaker 06

  I think that's it.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:36Speaker 04

  Five places.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll tell you.

• 11:37Speaker 06

  No, I, I think anywhere, I think, I really think anywhere.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  I don't think ever, anywhere.

• 11:40Speaker 05

  How about San Jose?

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  Like Lubbock, not, not, I don't do so well. Yeah, I don't do so well, Lubbock. Peoria, Illinois, not, I don't do so well.

• 11:48Speaker 06

  But who does well out there?

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:50Speaker 06

  Do you wanna do well out there?

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Jacksonville, Florida.

• 11:52Speaker 06

  You don't wanna do well out there?

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 11:54Speaker 06

  Jacksonville, Florida.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  I did, actually, I did do one there.

• 11:58Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 11:59Speaker 05

  Do one?

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did one there, and she was hot!

• 12:03Speaker 04

  I, yeah, I feel like the woman in Jacksonville who wants to fuck you is gonna be really hot.

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  That's a good compliment.

• 12:09Speaker 04

  The one there is gonna be really hot.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the one?

• 12:12Speaker 05

  The one is a ten.

• 12:13Speaker 04

  She's the Jacksonville.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the one there. Only one.

• 12:17Speaker 04

  Well, if there is one, she's...

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  There is one! There is one!

• 12:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:21Speaker 06

  And you did? Can we pull her up?

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  I did, I did.

• 12:24Speaker 05

  The one?

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I did one.

• 12:25Speaker 06

  Well, yeah, let's pull her up.

• 12:26Speaker 05

  Let's see.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Well, I got to get my phone back and show you.

• 12:29Speaker 06

  Oh, really?

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:29Speaker 06

  You don't record with your phone in here?

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 12:31Speaker 06

  You don't record with your phone in here?

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  I just forgot it upstairs, guy.

• 12:34Speaker 06

  It's like a 5G thing?

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, I mean, usually I do have my phone down here, I just don't have it right now.

• 12:39Speaker 04

  Oh, here's what girls in Jacksonville... Look like.

• 12:41Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 12:41Speaker 04

  One of those.

• 12:42Speaker 06

  The one's like a, a, a, a history book.

• 12:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:46Speaker 06

  And also that's not accurate. There's not one gold grill. There's not one white girl saying the word white people can't say on there.

• 12:52Speaker 04

  I don't see an invincible tattoo anywhere.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I don't, explain that joke.

• 12:56Speaker 04

  Well, like, kind of a white trashy kinda tattoo, cursive.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  Invincible, invincible, okay.

• 13:04Speaker 05

  With Mark Wahlberg?

• 13:05Speaker 04

  Yeah. You know, let's just move past the joke.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I want to analyze it.

• 13:08Speaker 04

  It was an attempt.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:10Speaker 04

  That's what I'm here for.

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  Invincible tattoo. Okay.

• 13:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Can we come up with something else? Maybe that's, yeah, I don't see a.

• 13:16Speaker 05

  How about backdoor babe?

• 13:18Speaker 04

  I like that.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  That was pretty good.

• 13:20Speaker 04

  Maybe?

• 13:20Speaker 06

  Tap out logo? Whoa.

• 13:22Speaker 04

  Tap.

• 13:22Speaker 06

  Oh, me on the nose? Speaking of on the nose, Jacksonville, you can find it right there. It's above, it's Dade County.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  Orlando? Orlando's so, so big.

• 13:33Speaker 06

  For once, the nose jokes aren't on me, which is awesome. This is great.

• 13:37Speaker 04

  That was a tit for tat. We're even right now.

• 13:38Speaker 06

  We are even. We are even.

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very good. Good callback.

• 13:41Speaker 06

  Hey, thanks, man. Appreciate that. Thank you. Why, why isn't Steve on the show more often?

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  Steve who?

• 13:46Speaker 06

  Your brother.

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  He hasn't been on in years. Man, like 20?

• 13:49Speaker 06

  He's, he's probably number one Lee, I'd say.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  Ooh. A lot of the Lee clan.

• 13:54Speaker 06

  Out of the Lees.

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? I would say he's number one as well.

• 13:59Speaker 05

  That's nice.

• 14:00Speaker 06

  You know, I was really trying to rile you up and I got nothing. You know what it was?

• 14:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, I just feel like people in the comments are like, where's Bobby's brother?

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I, I agree. Yeah. Um, you're not going to rile me up today.

• 14:11Speaker 06

  Good. Cause you know why? I texted Santino. I said, what can I do to piss off Bobby before we're on the show?

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:16Speaker 06

  And he literally said, bring up Steve and the fact that he's not on the show.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:22Speaker 06

  So shout it to Santino, but it didn't, I like this mood you're in today.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  It's a pretty good mood because I'm on, uh, Lexapro now.

• 14:27Speaker 06

  Nice.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So I think it's.

• 14:30Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, do you well?

• 14:32Speaker 05

  What, since when?

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  A couple weeks.

• 14:35Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 14:35Speaker 04

  Congratulations.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  What do we, congratulations?

• 14:38Speaker 06

  How do you feel?

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  Uh, ruminating thoughts are not as intense.

• 14:44Speaker 06

  Nice.

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  Because I, I, I go into these loops. You know, and I start thinking about something and it just gets super depressed because I'll just think of negative things constantly. Even after the special, that week was terrible.

• 14:58Speaker 06

  Why's that?

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  Because I think it was just like, I worked on it for so long, it was done. And I had so much anxiety over the year, just even, you know, getting ready for it. And then, once it happened, it went fine, but, um, I got, I just went, I went into a depression. I think mainly because I have to write another hour.

• 15:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's hard.

• 15:19Speaker 04

  Hmm. Not for a while, though. You have like a year.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:22Speaker 06

  Put it down in five years, I think.

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:24Speaker 06

  You can still run the same hour.

• 15:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I think, you know, honestly, I'll probably do another one in three years.

• 15:29Speaker 04

  Really? Ooh.

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:30Speaker 04

  I like that.

• 15:31Speaker 05

  That's not that long, three years.

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  I think in three years, I'll have one. I'll tour it and then do another one. How many have you done?

• 15:37Speaker 06

  One.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:38Speaker 06

  Shooting another one in March, so, March 13th, 14th.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  For who?

• 15:41Speaker 06

  For me. I, oh, I don't know.

• 15:43Speaker 05

  Was it pterodactyl?

• 15:44Speaker 06

  Pterodactyl was the first one, yeah.

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  Why don't, what was the first one?

• 15:47Speaker 06

  What was the first one?

• 15:48Bobby Lee?

  Prime, Amazon Prime. You sold it there?

• 15:52Speaker 06

  Yes, Prime. I don't have a buyer yet, but we're just gonna shoot it and see what happens. I don't even care if it goes on YouTube. I feel like that's almost like second, that's like, might be best case scenario, because I already have the audience there.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 16:00Speaker 06

  And you can just drive so many clips to it on there that I don't really know.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:05Speaker 06

  I'm honestly surprised you got a 4.3 out of 5. I'll take that all day. That's not bad.

• 16:08Speaker 05

  That's what I'm scaled usually at, 4.3 out of 5, so.

• 16:11Speaker 06

  But that's an 8.6.

• 16:12Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 16:13Speaker 06

  That's 86%.

• 16:14Speaker 05

  That's not bad.

• 16:14Speaker 06

  That's good. That's great.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  Did you choo, oh, I like the whole 80s. Did you choose the background?

• 16:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, I chose everything.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 16:21Speaker 06

  I was super hands-on with it.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's dope.

• 16:24Speaker 06

  It is. How did you, your set design you showed me at the store, really sick.

• 16:28Speaker 05

  It was so cool.

• 16:29Speaker 06

  You guys were both at the taping?

• 16:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:31Speaker 06

  How'd it go?

• 16:31Speaker 05

  It was awesome. He killed it.

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  God, wow.

• 16:34Speaker 06

  So good.

• 16:35Speaker 05

  It did.

• 16:35Speaker 06

  Did you show your cock and balls?

• 16:36Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 16:37Speaker 05

  Butthole, butthole a little bit.

• 16:38Speaker 04

  He didn't do anything naked.

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  I didn't do anything naked.

• 16:41Speaker 04

  Isn't that crazy?

• 16:42Speaker 05

  There was a little pub shot at the end, last one.

• 16:44Speaker 06

  That's where the credits are?

• 16:45Speaker 04

  Oh, actually, it is.

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  I did one pub shot at the final shot, yeah. Just for funsies.

• 16:51Speaker 06

  That's gotta be the hook.

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:53Speaker 06

  That should be the thumbnail.

• 16:54Speaker 04

  I genuinely believe that's true, yeah.

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  No, because for many years, people were like, you know, oh, you get naked, you know, you do all these weird things. And I wanted to show that I don't have to do those things, I just do it for funsies.

• 17:06Speaker 06

  I think that's beautiful.

• 17:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:07Speaker 06

  But let him see a little cock and balls, especially now it's on Disney Channel.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:11Speaker 06

  With Hulu, they're like, we have one note, no penis, please.

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. They had no notes too, which is weird.

• 17:18Speaker 04

  Really? Really? Nothing?

• 17:18Speaker 06

  It's already, the edit's already done, or they were there?

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  No, but they were all there, and I asked, you know, is there any notes? And they're like, they don't have any.

• 17:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, the word of next Marvel movie.

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  Which makes me feel like they're gonna go, oh, we're not airing this.

• 17:35Speaker 06

  No, no.

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  They go, whatever, whatever.

• 17:36Speaker 06

  Throwing away.

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We fucked up, give you a deal, but yeah, yeah, we're not airing this.

• 17:40Speaker 06

  What's the name? Have you said the name yet?

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean.

• 17:43Speaker 04

  I think you said it here.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  I might, I might change it.

• 17:46Speaker 04

  What's the working title, though?

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  Finally.

• 17:48Speaker 05

  Finally.

• 17:49Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's great.

• 17:49Speaker 04

  Oh, finally.

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 17:51Speaker 05

  It's spelled L E E.

• 17:53Speaker 06

  Is it?

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 17:55Speaker 05

  Oh, it should be, right?

• 17:56Speaker 06

  I feel like that's good SEO, good search engine organization, you should do finally.

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  Finally.

• 18:00Speaker 05

  L E E.

• 18:01Speaker 04

  I'm a no on that one.

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm a no on that.

• 18:03Speaker 06

  Fun in the name's a little tough.

• 18:05Speaker 04

  It's a tough one.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  Fellas, you already know what time it is. What time is it, Blue? I mean, you?

• 18:24Speaker 04

  It's time.

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  Ramsey?

• 18:25Speaker 04

  It's time to chew.

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's time to level up, too. And Blue Chew just dropped something crazy. I'm talking next level championship belt, gold planet energy, dude.

• 18:34Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Blue Chew Gold is the newest innovation from the number one chewable ED brand.

• 18:39Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 18:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm telling you right now, guys, I use this stuff.

• 18:42Speaker 04

  It's the best.

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  And I, you don't need to use it.

• 18:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, but sometimes you wanna.

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  Give you a high five.

• 18:48Speaker 04

  Hard.

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes you have to.

• 18:49Speaker 04

  Want to.

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  But the reception has been 100% like Rotten Tomatoes.

• 18:53Speaker 04

  Oh, wow.

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  It's been great, you know? And this ain't your grandpa's little blue pill. This is a four-in-one beast that's setting the gold standard for performance. We're talking two ingredients for blood flow to keep that rocket pumping. Mixed with amorphophine and oxytocin.

• 19:12Speaker 04

  That's the love hormone.

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. To turn up the arousal and connection in your brain and body.

• 19:19Speaker 04

  BlueChew Gold dissolves under your tongue and works in as little as 15 minutes. That means you can get it on quicker and stay in the game longer. Elevation without hesitation.

• 19:28Speaker 00

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• 19:43Speaker 04

  Thank you, BlueChew.

• 19:51Bobby Lee?

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• 20:08Speaker 04

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• 20:14Speaker 00

  Wow. Are you copying Bobby's lineup, Ramsey?

• 20:16Speaker 04

  I got a couple guys I follow, but Bobby's one of them.

• 20:19Bobby Lee?

  Well, my lineup has the Jets in it, and I don't think they're in the Super Bowl, so I don't think you should. But anyway, find your community on PrizePicks, right? You need community, right, Ramsey?

• 20:27Speaker 04

  It's a very important thing.

• 20:27Bobby Lee?

  With the new social feeds feature, you can share PrizePicks with your friends and copy lineups for winners with a single click. Copy lineups you like or use them as inspiration for your own picks. You can even follow PrizePicks partners like us and tail or fade our picks with just one click.

• 20:46Speaker 03

  All right, so the big game is coming up. Do we like Drake May for more or less than 220.5 pass yards?

• 20:53Speaker 04

  I go less.

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  I go more, dude.

• 20:55Speaker 04

  It's a big game.

• 20:55Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm going more for Bobby, okay? Let's go, Sam Darnold, more or less than 1.5 passing touchdowns?

• 21:03Speaker 04

  I go more.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  I go less.

• 21:05Speaker 03

  Oh, come on, okay. Finalize the lineup, it's that simple.

• 21:09Speaker 00

  Yeah. Download the prize.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  Do one more.

• 21:10Speaker 03

  Okay, do we like Kenneth Walker for more or less than .5 rush or reception touchdowns?

• 21:17Speaker 04

  Oh, I think it's gonna be more, because that's a lot, that's very few yards.

• 21:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I think less. He's gonna have a bad good day that day. He has an ankle of vibrations. He has ankle vibrations, and I don't think that's good for the Super Bowl.

• 21:32Speaker 06

  Ankle vibrations?

• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:33Speaker 03

  Finalizing it right now. That easy.

• 21:36Speaker 00

  Download the PricePix app today and use our code BELLY to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. That's code BELLY to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. PricePix, it's good to be right.

• 21:52Speaker 06

  A little tough.

• 21:53Speaker 04

  It's a tough one.

• 21:53Speaker 06

  Did you ever have comedy merch coming up that was like the pun or like quirky, like, like it's like you flipped the shirt up and there's a punchline? I think that was popular early on with Road Dogs. Did you ever have that?

• 22:03Bobby Lee?

  No, I never.

• 22:04Speaker 06

  You were just always.

• 22:04Bobby Lee?

  I never did merch.

• 22:05Speaker 06

  Really? Wow.

• 22:06Bobby Lee?

  Never sold merch in my life, in my life.

• 22:09Speaker 06

  Not even a pub?

• 22:10Speaker 05

  But you've had.

• 22:10Bobby Lee?

  No, oh, that's a good.

• 22:12Speaker 06

  One single Bobby Lee pub?

• 22:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:14Speaker 05

  That would go for a lot of money.

• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  You know, DNA.

• 22:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 22:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm scared of that.

• 22:19Speaker 05

  Me too.

• 22:20Bobby Lee?

  Because I do glue thumbs.

• 22:21Speaker 06

  What? What is this?

• 22:23Bobby Lee?

  Glue thumbs.

• 22:23Speaker 06

  What is this?

• 22:24Bobby Lee?

  See that wall?

• 22:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:26Bobby Lee?

  See all the glue? Yeah. Well, I'm obsessed with glue.

• 22:29Speaker 06

  Oh, I think.

• 22:30Bobby Lee?

  And I used to make glue thumbs.

• 22:32Speaker 05

  So you put glue and then you peel it off?

• 22:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you have to do like 20 layers.

• 22:35Speaker 05

  In order for it to get.

• 22:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so.

• 22:37Speaker 06

  Thank God you found Lexapro.

• 22:40Bobby Lee?

  And I used to peel it, right, and draw on it. And I used to, I thought to myself, should I sell this as merch? But I don't want a murder to happen to have them putting like thumbprints all over the house. You know what I mean? So it's like.

• 22:53Speaker 06

  Do you still do it or no?

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  Cubes, ah, I made a complete glue hand maybe a month ago on the road. I'm in Pittsburgh.

• 22:59Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 23:00Speaker 05

  What inspired you to, to get into glue?

• 23:03Speaker 06

  Depression.

• 23:05Bobby Lee?

  No, uh, headgear.

• 23:08Speaker 06

  Headgear?

• 23:11Speaker 06

  I think it's, it's gotta be a middle school thing though.

• 23:13Speaker 00

  That's you putting glue while driving.

• 23:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 23:16Speaker 00

  And then you just do that.

• 23:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. I used to put glue and then.

• 23:18Speaker 06

  It's like somebody's filming their Uber driver.

• 23:20Speaker 04

  Truly.

• 23:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:21Speaker 06

  And he's got a DoorDash order too.

• 23:23Bobby Lee?

  How long ago was this?

• 23:24Speaker 00

  Uh, this is our 11th.

• 23:26Speaker 04

  Blog, so this means it was probably nine years ago.

• 23:28Speaker 06

  Nine years.

• 23:28Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 23:29Speaker 05

  Is it like a texture thing for you?

• 23:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:32Speaker 06

  Oh, wow.

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know what I also used to do?

• 23:34Speaker 04

  So you just?

• 23:36Bobby Lee?

  I used to take, buy brand new, this is back in that time, brand new Converse's? And I should tie them to the back of my car.

• 23:44Speaker 06

  Like you just got married?

• 23:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I would drive it from Phoenix to LA, dragging on the freeway, so they'd get weathered.

• 23:53Speaker 06

  Oh, and then you'd wear them?

• 23:54Bobby Lee?

  Then I would wear them, yeah.

• 23:55Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 23:55Speaker 06

  I did that shit in middle school. I wanted to be a skateboarder so bad and they all had the, um, did you guys skate growing up?

• 24:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:00Speaker 06

  They all had like the tear right here from doing kickflips and I couldn't kickflip, so one night I just grind it in my shoes. On the, uh, on the skateboard.

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:09Speaker 06

  And then like one day they're brand new, the next day they're just torn up and they're like, oh, you must've skated hard last night.

• 24:15Speaker 06

  Pretty crazy on that grip tape, but yeah, it's true. I was such a poser, man. I just wanted to fit in.

• 24:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I just, I've done a lot of posy stuff. Well, it's, it's like also buy, so, you know, I, I wear Japanese raw denim.

• 24:27Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:28Bobby Lee?

  God, I don't know if I.

• 24:29Speaker 06

  Cut it.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  No, but I'm gonna say, when I'm gonna say it.

• 24:33Speaker 04

  The end sound.

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and Christine Noem, you know, I mean, really like, no, um.

• 24:38Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:39Speaker 04

  We call them freedom jeans now.

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:42Speaker 04

  I liked it, George. Bob was ready to go in.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  Explain it, explain it.

• 24:48Speaker 05

  It's like freedom fries, but for jeans.

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but explain why it's funny.

• 24:53Speaker 04

  You don't have to, George.

• 24:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh, uh, okay. Yeah, um, so, uh.

• 24:57Speaker 06

  But you like the shoes now.

• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  No, but what I would, I would do is I would, I go to APC.

• 25:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:03Speaker 06

  What is that?

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  It's a, it's a clothing store.

• 25:05Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  And they have raw denim, they, they rent them out, so they'll get brand new raw denim, have people wear them for years. And then they buy them back and they resell them.

• 25:17Speaker 06

  It's like a surrogate.

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a surrogate, yeah. And I, I buy them and they're more expensive.

• 25:21Speaker 05

  After they've been worn?

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 25:23Speaker 05

  How does that work? They're more expensive after?

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because they're perfectly distressed.

• 25:28Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:30Speaker 05

  So who has?

• 25:31Bobby Lee?

  You look up APC pre-worn, sold at the store.

• 25:34Speaker 06

  That's like that experiment in middle school when they're like, you have to watch this egg for like a week and you return it. Like, somebody has to take care of these jeans to the perfect level, then return it.

• 25:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:43Bobby Lee?

  Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Explain the egg. Explain the egg.

• 25:47Speaker 06

  So a chicken.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  Biology.

• 25:49Speaker 06

  Biology. A chicken, but they'd make you, I don't think they, did they ever do this, this placebo effect?

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  I know, I was just gonna say something, I know what an egg looks like, so stop doing this.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I know what an egg looks like, okay, yeah, thank you.

• 26:02Speaker 06

  So we're gonna lose.

• 26:05Speaker 06

  But I feel like, maybe it was just a placebo effect, or like, it never really happened, but I think in middle school, you'd have to watch an egg for a week to show that you'd be a good parent, which is not a good, is this real?

• 26:13Speaker 04

  You're right.

• 26:14Speaker 05

  We had to drop an egg off of like, the third balcony, to see if it would crack, like, we'd have to wrap it up and then it would.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  Would you look, work for the Ford Motor Company?

• 26:24Speaker 05

  No, it's just.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  You know how they used to do that with skulls and stuff to test, like, seat belts and stuff, like, how to, anyway.

• 26:31Speaker 05

  That's what we did, yeah.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  I actually, that was, that, that was a bad one, too.

• 26:35Speaker 06

  Explain it.

• 26:35Speaker 05

  No, cause it's.

• 26:37Speaker 06

  Like, damn.

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  God damn.

• 26:38Speaker 06

  Damn.

• 26:39Bobby Lee?

  Damn, we're all failing, huh? Yeah, we all, they explain our shit. Yeah, I don't wanna explain, you're right, I dropped the ball on that one.

• 26:46Speaker 04

  You dropped the ball.

• 26:47Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't a reference.

• 26:50Speaker 06

  I was thinking.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Drop the egg?

• 26:51Speaker 06

  Glad you said it, I was thinking it.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you were?

• 26:52Speaker 06

  I was thinking.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you didn't say it, you know why? It wasn't that funny. When she threw it out there, explain it.

• 26:58Speaker 04

  Are we explaining somebody's?

• 27:02Speaker 06

  Explain it, you slept with the girl in Jacksonville, explain it.

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you something that happened the other day at the Comedy Store?

• 27:10Speaker 06

  Please.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  That was, uh.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  I wanna see what the correct reaction would be.

• 27:17Speaker 06

  Good, good, good.

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  And I wanna see, um, if this person was out of pocket, because I don't think they were, you know what I mean? But I didn't know how to react. So I was at the Comedy Store, and, like, you don't know Cat Bird, right? I mean, you've seen her around, but you really never talked to her. There's several people like that at the Comedy Store, where I, I'm nice to them, I just never, I don't know their real names necessarily, and.

• 27:38Speaker 04

  You have fake names for them?

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 27:40Speaker 04

  He does have fake names.

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do, so, yeah, sometimes, yeah, if I give, well, give me some of the fake names?

• 27:45Speaker 06

  There was No Neck.

• 27:46Bobby Lee?

  No Neck?

• 27:46Speaker 06

  Who's No Neck?

• 27:47Speaker 04

  Uh, I'll tell you after, I'll tell you.

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:50Speaker 06

  Cause he doesn't know that he's called No Neck?

• 27:51Speaker 04

  He doesn't know he's called.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  Ah, yeah, Minion.

• 27:53Speaker 04

  No Neck, there's Minion.

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:55Speaker 05

  Aren't they the same people?

• 27:56Speaker 06

  This would be a fun game to see if I can guess.

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  No Neck and Minion are not the same people.

• 27:59Speaker 05

  They sure are not.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what else?

• 28:00Speaker 04

  Uh, I was Holes for a while.

• 28:02Speaker 06

  Holes?

• 28:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:03Speaker 06

  From your nose?

• 28:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:04Speaker 06

  Damn.

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  Joey is Muppet.

• 28:05Speaker 04

  Muppet, yes, yes.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so if I don't know somebody's name, I'll just throw out a nickname, I'll just call them that. Like Rick Ingram, for years I didn't know his name, so I used to call him White Lightning.

• 28:17Speaker 05

  Oh, that's great.

• 28:17Speaker 06

  Honestly, even better than Rick Ingram. It's like a downgrade to go to your actual name.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:22Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  At the Comedy Store the other day, there was a outdoor man that walked up to me. I don't know his name, I've seen him around, just don't know anything about him. He goes, "Hey, uh, could I talk to you, buddy?" And I go, "Sure." I thought he was gonna, you know, when a young comic wants to talk to you, what do you think it's about?

• 28:41Speaker 06

  Comedy.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  It's about comedy, or...

• 28:44Speaker 05

  Can I open for you?

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  Can I open for you, or like, I need some advice?

• 28:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  And he goes, "Hey," this guy goes, "Hey, if you want to know about Jesus Christ, we should get together and we should talk." Like, "Excuse me?" Yeah, but like...

• 29:00Speaker 06

  This was at the store?

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:02Speaker 06

  This gives like flappers energy.

• 29:05Speaker 06

  Burbank, Ice House.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:08Speaker 05

  Comedy Chateau.

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  Ha, ha, ha, ha.

• 29:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and...

• 29:11Speaker 06

  That's Jesus at the hall.

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. And I go, "Excuse me?" And he goes, "Yeah, but, you know, because I heard you on a podcast, talking to a Christian." And he's like, "If you want to ever get together and talk about it, you know, I'd love to do that." And I go, "Thanks, dude." "See you later."

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  And we kind of walked away from each other, and, um...

• 29:33Speaker 06

  Is he new there?

• 29:34Speaker 05

  No.

• 29:35Speaker 04

  No.

• 29:35Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 29:36Speaker 04

  I've been there a while.

• 29:36Bobby Lee?

  And you guys are super nice.

• 29:38Speaker 04

  Yeah. By the way, in earnest, he's being really earnest.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  He's being earnest about it.

• 29:41Speaker 04

  He's not joking at all.

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  He's not joking.

• 29:43Speaker 04

  Deeply Christian young man.

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:44Speaker 06

  Can we say the name and bleep it?

• 29:46Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 29:46Speaker 04

  I don't even think you know.

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  You don't know, there's no way, there's no way you know.

• 29:49Speaker 04

  Removed from you.

• 29:50Speaker 05

  Can I ask you a question? Were you coming from like a set, were you in a good headspace when he asked?

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I killed.

• 29:56Speaker 05

  Okay, okay.

• 29:57Speaker 06

  That's the worst time to talk about Christ.

• 30:00Speaker 04

  I'll accept it.

• 30:01Speaker 06

  Talk to me after I bomb.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  Kyrie goes wrong.

• 30:06Speaker 06

  It's like being coked out, like, "Do you want to sober up?" You're like, "I want to keep this train going, dude." The fuck?

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm in a good mood, killed.

• 30:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:14Bobby Lee?

  And also like, you know, I'm on a new medication, I feel, I feel, you know, not ruminating, right?

• 30:19Speaker 05

  You're the best place.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  And when he brought it up, I got trapped in my mind. You know what I mean? And there were so many different things that were going on.

• 30:26Speaker 06

  And did you try to get him fired?

• 30:30Speaker 05

  The thought crossed your mind.

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  It did.

• 30:32Speaker 05

  It did.

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  It did.

• 30:34Speaker 04

  I need to.

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:35Speaker 04

  Can I see a photo of this?

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  Because I'll tell you why. I'm gonna tell you why, okay? Is, um, the younger generation now, they don't know rules.

• 30:47Speaker 00

  Too confident, you feel like?

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  Way too confident, and it's like, when I was a doorman.

• 30:53Speaker 04

  Just showing him a photo, so he can really absorb.

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen him before?

• 30:57Speaker 04

  I think so.

• 30:57Speaker 05

  He's not really around as much, because he's a student, I think.

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  Like, if I would have said hi to like Martin Lawrence in the 90s, or Chris Rock, I would have got fired.

• 31:09Speaker 00

  Is that really how it was?

• 31:10Speaker 04

  I still don't.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  No, but it was like, I don't think that it would, they would have completely ignored me.

• 31:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Like, hey, you know what I mean?

• 31:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  Joe Rogan.

• 31:19Speaker 04

  Did he have to park your car? Do you think he's putting like a rosary everywhere? Like, they're the demons?

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, then also, do I, am I evil? That's another thing that you go, I might be, because he doesn't do that, he would never do that with Sebastian.

• 31:35Speaker 05

  He might, though.

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  There's no way.

• 31:37Speaker 05

  You don't think so?

• 31:37Speaker 00

  Did Sebastian get married in the largest Catholic church?

• 31:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's done.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:43Speaker 04

  You're approachable to a, to somebody who wants to convert you.

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:46Speaker 04

  To a religion.

• 31:47Speaker 05

  But I also.

• 31:47Speaker 04

  You have a vulnerability.

• 31:48Bobby Lee?

  You're convertible.

• 31:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm not convertible, I just think I'm open, though.

• 31:52Speaker 04

  Okay. Yeah.

• 31:54Speaker 04

  I think five minutes with my uncle, you'd think about Islam.

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  Five minutes?

• 31:59Speaker 04

  Five minutes.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  All right. I think 10, but 5? Okay, okay.

• 32:02Speaker 00

  10 minutes, I'm in.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 10 minutes, maybe, yeah, yeah.

• 32:04Speaker 04

  You didn't say anything, you just left?

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  No, I go, thank you. I didn't know what to say, I was shocked.

• 32:09Speaker 00

  That was nice, you weren't mean.

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  I was in shock, no, I go, thanks, I didn't know this, uh, guy, thank you so much, guy, you know what I mean? And I walked away, and he was the first guy I called.

• 32:19Speaker 04

  Do you avoid him now? Or have you seen him?

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  I haven't seen him since.

• 32:22Speaker 04

  Will you be avoiding him?

• 32:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, how if he comes up to you?

• 32:25Speaker 04

  I want to know how you're gonna follow up with this, because this is pretty, this is.

• 32:29Speaker 05

  I think he'll be nice, I think he'll pretend like nothing happened.

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, I know his name now.

• 32:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  So now I'll go, hey.

• 32:35Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 32:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck, bleat that.

• 32:38Speaker 00

  We spent this whole time trying.

• 32:39Speaker 04

  If you didn't know his name, what would you call him? What nickname would you give? Yeah, that's what I wanted to know in the beginning, what was his nickname before?

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  I, gee, that's another thing.

• 32:46Speaker 05

  I think it's probably.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  He wasn't even in the realm of.

• 32:49Speaker 00

  Nickname.

• 32:50Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? He was NPC for sure.

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  It's like saying

• 32:56Speaker 06

  Non-playable Christian.

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was a non-playable Christian.

• 33:07Speaker 04

  That's tough.

• 33:07Speaker 06

  But funny, is funny?

• 33:08Speaker 04

  He's a funny guy, very funny, very funny.

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  I looked him up online.

• 33:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And he's got potential.

• 33:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but um, but there is a part of me that was founded offensive.

• 33:20Speaker 05

  I don't think it's a

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  He, he never even said hello.

• 33:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:24Speaker 06

  As a first conversation, it's a little interesting.

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  To open with that, to me was

• 33:28Speaker 06

  But God, God people, and listen, I love God and Jesus and all that, but uh, they're, they're, they'll stand out front of crypto.com with a megaphone. They're not asking for like, hey, what's your name? Where are you from? I've heard about our Lord and Savior. They're just in it.

• 33:42Speaker 05

  They don't have any like social regulation. They're just like, here, let's talk about Jesus.

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 33:49Speaker 04

  I want to know, Kat Ramsey, has, has he approached you to try to convert you guys?

• 33:54Speaker 05

  No.

• 33:54Speaker 04

  He knows I'm steadfast in Islam.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  But he's never come up to you.

• 33:58Speaker 05

  He's never, no, which is actually really offensive.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, yeah. He doesn't want to save your soul.

• 34:03Speaker 05

  What the heck?

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm going to give you an example of why it's weird. Okay? So many, many years ago, when I was living in San Diego, I had met the shores. Okay? And um, I was also heavily in AA, right? And um, Mitzi said something, I forgot what she said, but it really hurt my feelings. Yeah. And I went to my sponsor, my A sponsor, and I go, no, granted, I'm a doorman in La Jolla. At that time, I had probably had one conversation with her. You mean, I had just gotten passed. She was super intimidating.

• 34:47Bobby Lee?

  And I was just saying, relaying this to my, like, it hurt my feelings, to my sponsor. My sponsor, you know what you need to do then, because this is what we do for, as an active member of Alcoholics Anonymous, is sit down with her and say that you have a resentment, you know what I mean? And that that really hurt your feelings, you know what I mean? And I looked at her, I'm like, the same rules don't apply to show business. You can do that at Home Depot, or any other place, you know what I mean? But that does not apply to go to Mitzi Shore and to do that, that just, there's just no way.

• 35:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  So I never did that. I think the same rule applies to this situation.

• 35:22Speaker 04

  He shouldn't come up to you.

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so.

• 35:24Speaker 04

  You're Mitzi in this situation.

• 35:27Speaker 04

  I'm just...

• 35:28Speaker 00

  Hold?

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Hold?

• 35:33Speaker 04

  Piecing this together.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  No, I think the rules have changed and maybe it's different now, but I'm just saying, at that time...

• 35:41Speaker 00

  Would you say that you're also more accessible than most comics?

• 35:43Speaker 04

  That's what I want to say.

• 35:44Speaker 00

  You're so friendly with everyone.

• 35:45Speaker 04

  Bobby's very nice to the...

• 35:46Speaker 06

  I don't know if friendly's the word.

• 35:49Speaker 00

  Right. Available?

• 35:51Speaker 06

  You smoke more cigarettes than most, thus you're on the patio, thus approachable.

• 35:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're most available.

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm available. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not the friendly.

• 36:02Speaker 06

  Because I've known about you for my whole career, but I feel like I would see you, and I didn't approach you until I heard you say something nice about me on this podcast or Bad Friends, but up until then, I just head nod and move on.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:13Speaker 06

  As like a sign of respect.

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  But that's, that's, it's... But that's, that's how I'm like with other people. Like, I didn't talk to Spade until he talked to me.

• 36:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, and you had to put a wig on and wear a bra.

• 36:30Speaker 00

  You doubt fired that?

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I doubt fired her, yeah. No, you're quick today. Very good. You don't have to explain that, I got it. Good one. Doubt fire.

• 36:38Speaker 04

  Don't explain?

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  Don't explain. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:41Speaker 06

  Is there anybody you would take that advice from? Like, if Santino said, like, hey, seek God, would you? Or you think it's a bit?

• 36:46Bobby Lee?

  That's another thing, right? In my mind, I was like, who else, who could do it? And I think God knows that the only way that I could get converted is if it was like, DiCaprio.

• 36:59Speaker 04

  That's hilarious.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  If he used DiCaprio.

• 37:01Speaker 06

  He might be at a different church if we're.

• 37:04Speaker 06

  Such as Scientology.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  But you know what I mean? It's gotta be like Barack Obama. Like if Obama came up to me, hey, you know what I mean?

• 37:12Speaker 05

  What, so like 2010's celebrities kind of thing?

• 37:15Speaker 06

  No, you just need the credits.

• 37:17Speaker 05

  You need a good I M D.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not credits. It's gotta be something that's like, um.

• 37:21Speaker 06

  Simon Cowell.

• 37:22Speaker 05

  Randy Jackson.

• 37:23Speaker 04

  Let's go through the list. What's the lowest celebrity that could get is now what I'm interested in.

• 37:26Speaker 05

  Quentin Tarantino.

• 37:28Speaker 04

  Quentin Tarantino.

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  Maybe I'm shallow. Do you think I'm shallow?

• 37:30Speaker 04

  I think that's what.

• 37:31Speaker 06

  No, but it feels like an attack. It feels personable. Cause it's not even about the religion at that point. It's like, he looked at me and saw that I needed help in some regard. So now it's about you versus the religion in my perspective.

• 37:41Bobby Lee?

  No, the reason why he did it, it wasn't because that he said, mentioned, well, I heard you on George Janko's podcast.

• 37:48Speaker 06

  What's a God podcast?

• 37:49Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 37:50Speaker 06

  Isn't that a God podcast?

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So that's why he got, I heard you on that. So if you ever want to talk about Jesus, you mean, let's get together is kind of a thing.

• 37:59Speaker 05

  This all feels very friendly.

• 38:00Speaker 04

  Now it started, the more you keep explaining.

• 38:02Speaker 05

  It feels like very genuine that he's just like.

• 38:04Bobby Lee?

  No, you guys are understanding what I'm saying.

• 38:06Speaker 04

  Stop giving more details. Keep more.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is if I'm working at an Apple store.

• 38:13Speaker 05

  Okay, here we go.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  Right, right. If I'm working at an Apple store.

• 38:15Speaker 04

  I like this.

• 38:16Bobby Lee?

  Right. And I was a Christian. And when Steve Jobs was alive, he just happened to like visit, be visiting the store.

• 38:22Speaker 05

  Are you Steve Jobs in this situation?

• 38:24Speaker 04

  Steve, Mr. Show, Steve.

• 38:25Speaker 06

  You're Steve Jobs.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  Dude, it's an extreme, but no, it's a screaming, it's a screaming example, right? But I don't think an employee would walk up to Steve Jobs and goes, hey, you know what I mean? Do you want to talk about Jesus?

• 38:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, for sure. They wouldn't.

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:38Speaker 06

  Yeah. He might walk up to Bobby Lee though.

• 38:41Speaker 04

  Maybe their manager.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  All right. So what you're saying is that I have no power.

• 38:44Speaker 04

  I'd say he's an.

• 38:45Speaker 06

  That's not true.

• 38:45Speaker 04

  He's an employee and you're at the genius bar. It's not, you know, that's the.

• 38:51Speaker 06

  You're a shift leader at Apple store. But like Palo Alto, Palo Alto, like where it all started. Palo Alto, Palo Alto, Bobby.

• 38:59Speaker 04

  Oh, headquarters, headquarters.

• 39:01Speaker 06

  That's like you being like, I'm Martin Luther King Jr. We're already.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay. All right. So, so in that situation.

• 39:09Speaker 06

  I'm Jesus Christ himself.

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 39:13Speaker 06

  I'm pinned to the cross and you're gonna come up to me?

• 39:15Speaker 04

  And tell me about myself?

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. I think you're right. I think you're right. Maybe you're right. You were gonna say something, George? Yeah, you were. Let your hand up. A long time ago, okay.

• 39:27Speaker 06

  I do think it is weird that he approached you if that's the first thing he ever said to you, but I do think he was trying to help. Cause he heard you on a podcast.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  He was trying to help. Know what to do, what to do.

• 39:35Speaker 06

  What did you say on George Janko's podcast that maybe sparked?

• 39:38Speaker 05

  I wanna find Jesus, someone help me.

• 39:43Speaker 06

  Some younger voice from the comedy scene, please seek out to me.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  But I also thought this, is that if I do die, right, I'm in like judgment, right? And they go, you're going to hell. And I go, why? Well, we sent people down, right? And my mind is, oh, that was my way.

• 40:03Speaker 04

  Cause he would be the guy. He's a pure soul, this guy.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  I think God would do, yeah, there's no way.

• 40:09Speaker 05

  You think God's coming down as Leonardo DiCaprio?

• 40:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:11Speaker 06

  But if you really wanna get to Bobby, it's not through a comedian. You gotta send like some riot chick, big rack, that's like, have you heard about the Lord? And you're like, go on.

• 40:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe, maybe, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:23Speaker 06

  Like if God were to send somebody down to you, it'd be through the form of a female.

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  You would think that God would send a messenger that I would listen to.

• 40:30Speaker 04

  Sydney Sweeney.

• 40:31Speaker 03

  He did, didn't he? Didn't he send exactly this person?

• 40:33Speaker 06

  He's like, I tried in Jacksonville, it couldn't work.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:37Speaker 03

  Didn't you date a lady who went to church?

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 40:38Speaker 04

  Oh my God.

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  I did, I did.

• 40:40Speaker 04

  He dated a worship leader.

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 40:42Speaker 05

  A worship leader?

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  No, it was a worship.

• 40:45Speaker 04

  A worship?

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a worship leader.

• 40:47Speaker 06

  It was a horse girl?

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:48Speaker 05

  It's weird that we're just saying people can convert you based on their IMDBs, like, or like how popular they are.

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  No, but what I'm saying is, is that if it was like, uh, you know, Mike Tyson probably could convert me.

• 40:57Speaker 04

  Oh, 100%. Another 100%.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give me, give me some names and I'll tell you who.

• 41:01Speaker 06

  We have to find the Lord.

• 41:02Speaker 05

  Trevor Wallace.

• 41:03Speaker 04

  Trevor Wallace.

• 41:04Speaker 05

  Trevor Wallace.

• 41:05Speaker 06

  I'm Jewish, welcome aboard, we're not here in a while.

• 41:08Bobby Lee?

  No, but what I'm saying is, I would, I would be, I would have a conversation with him though. You know what I mean?

• 41:14Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 41:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he, he, if he really tried to convert me, Trevor, you'd do it.

• 41:18Speaker 06

  Well, you would listen.

• 41:18Bobby Lee?

  I would listen, alright, so what I'm saying is, give me some names, I'll tell you if I would or not.

• 41:22Speaker 04

  Where it stops, okay.

• 41:23Speaker 00

  Uh, Jake Johnson, you girl.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  Jake, yes.

• 41:26Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 41:27Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 41:27Speaker 05

  Annie Letterman.

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  Nope.

• 41:29Speaker 04

  Uh, Josh Peck.

• 41:31Speaker 00

  There we go.

• 41:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, you.

• 41:33Speaker 04

  Well, see, this is, this is where I'm interested in, the line. Where's the line where we go, nah, I'm not listening to that guy?

• 41:38Speaker 00

  You love him, man.

• 41:39Bobby Lee?

  I do love, I, maybe I would.

• 41:40Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe I would.

• 41:41Speaker 06

  Gypsy Rose.

• 41:42Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 41:43Speaker 06

  Gypsy Rose.

• 41:43Bobby Lee?

  Nope. That's a good one, though. There's no way, no.

• 41:47Speaker 05

  Craig Robinson.

• 41:49Speaker 06

  You have to, he was on The Office.

• 41:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:51Speaker 06

  Do you see those stats?

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if he likes me.

• 41:55Speaker 06

  Why do you say this?

• 41:55Speaker 05

  So it's only people that.

• 41:56Speaker 04

  And like, and have credits?

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you have, yeah, I can't imagine him doing it.

• 42:02Speaker 06

  Do you have a, a dream person who you kinda hope speaks to you about this?

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, cool, yeah. I mean, if it was like Dr. Dre.

• 42:13Speaker 05

  Anyone from NWA?

• 42:15Bobby Lee?

  Anyone from NWA, Ice Cube, any of those guys.

• 42:17Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:18Speaker 00

  Candace Owens.

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, Candace Owens for sure.

• 42:20Speaker 05

  How about Puff Daddy?

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 42:23Speaker 04

  Erica Kirk.

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 42:24Speaker 00

  No.

• 42:25Speaker 05

  Jay-Z.

• 42:25Speaker 04

  You have to listen, he's got the fireworks and everything, you gotta listen.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  Dr. Dre.

• 42:29Speaker 04

  That's, that's why.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he has to do it.

• 42:32Speaker 05

  Eazy-E.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  His ghost?

• 42:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:36Speaker 04

  Or spirit, yeah.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it just depends. How about you?

• 42:39Speaker 06

  Who could convert me?

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  From Ju- Judaism to Christianity.

• 42:42Speaker 06

  What's funny is, when my dad proposed to my mom, he was Christian, and when he proposed, my mom, before saying yes, said, will he convert to Judaism for me? And he said, yeah. But before saying yes to the ring, she asked that.

• 42:54Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 42:54Speaker 06

  But like, what a pressure moment.

• 42:56Speaker 04

  That's a lot.

• 42:57Speaker 06

  Is he gonna back out then?

• 42:58Speaker 04

  I've already got the ring.

• 42:58Speaker 06

  You're signing the lease in Fort Dry, it's like, hey.

• 43:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:01Speaker 06

  That is real love, though.

• 43:02Bobby Lee?

  For, for your girlfriend, would you?

• 43:04Speaker 04

  No, absolutely not.

• 43:05Speaker 05

  Would you what?

• 43:06Speaker 04

  Convert.

• 43:07Speaker 06

  Convert?

• 43:07Bobby Lee?

  So you don't love her?

• 43:09Speaker 04

  No, I'm just not gonna, I'm not.

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  See, that's what, that's real love. What he did was real, his parents, real love.

• 43:13Speaker 04

  My girlfriend is Jewish as well.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 43:15Speaker 04

  Converting to Judaism is so much work. It's not.

• 43:18Speaker 00

  It's the full government.

• 43:19Speaker 04

  It's a whole, full thing.

• 43:20Bobby Lee?

  Is it?

• 43:21Speaker 00

  Judaism.

• 43:21Speaker 06

  I'm in it, and I don't even know, is it hard?

• 43:23Speaker 04

  You gotta study, you gotta go to stuff.

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  Are you sure? You just get dunked in water or something?

• 43:27Speaker 04

  Trust me, if anybody-

• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  This is what I would say, do I have to study?

• 43:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, you do.

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  No, but if they said no?

• 43:32Speaker 04

  Sign on the dotted line?

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  I would say, I'm not studying, I'm not reading any of the books, right? I'll do it just to do what?

• 43:39Speaker 05

  What would you do then? Just sign up, kind of?

• 43:42Bobby Lee?

  No, I would just convert. What does it matter? I just don't want to do any work.

• 43:47Speaker 04

  I don't even know how it works, honestly, I have no idea.

• 43:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm not doing any work. Yeah, man? Like, what do they read, the Quran?

• 43:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:53Speaker 06

  Uh, Torah.

• 43:54Speaker 05

  Torah, yeah.

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  Is that yours?

• 43:55Speaker 04

  I'm the Quran.

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, your Quran, your Torah, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I won't read any of them.

• 44:01Speaker 04

  Oh, now that-

• 44:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:02Speaker 04

  Now you're just being hurtful.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, I would read like a note from that wall.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  Zocdoc. You know, oh, oh, my ankle hurts.

• 44:24Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, big time, that's a big problem for you.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  What do I do?

• 44:27Speaker 04

  I guess you could try to go to a doctor, but that might take forever, it'd be so expensive.

• 44:31Bobby Lee?

  Then what would I do?

• 44:33Speaker 04

  I think you gotta, you gotta go to Zocdoc.

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, because why wouldn't you do that? You do that with everything else, right?

• 44:37Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 44:38Bobby Lee?

  You read reviews on what restaurant, you don't go blindly to a restaurant, I mean, you probably do.

• 44:41Speaker 04

  No, no, no.

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if it says halal guys, you'll go, but, um... Yeah, but, but most of us, you know what I mean?

• 44:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  We read reviews.

• 44:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and I do that with my health as well.

• 44:51Speaker 04

  You got to.

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  And don't go, stop going to the halal guys for your heart and your body, okay? Zocdoc is a free app and website that helps you find and book high-quality in-network doctors so you can find someone you love. We're talking about booking in-network appointments with more than 150,000 providers across all 50 states.

• 45:10Speaker 04

  Whether you're looking for a dermatology, dentistry, primary care, eye care, or one of the 200-plus specialties offered on Zocdoc, you can easily search by specialty or symptom to build the care team that's right for you.

• 45:20Bobby Lee?

  I really did use this, I, you know, I had a skin problem.

• 45:24Speaker 04

  I swear to God, I use this too.

• 45:25Bobby Lee?

  You really? And you're with Zocdoc?

• 45:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and they found a great dermatologist for me, and it really worked out. It was so easy too, and I read the reviews, and now this guy's my guy for life.

• 45:35Speaker 04

  Oh, it's convenient.

• 45:36Bobby Lee?

  It's convenient, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:37Speaker 04

  Pick the time.

• 45:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You did, you did one for your nose?

• 45:40Speaker 04

  Not my nose.

• 45:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 45:41Speaker 04

  Stop putting off those doctor appointments.

• 45:43Speaker 00

  Go to zocdoc.com/belly to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. That's z o c d o c dot com slash belly, zocdoc.com slash belly. Thanks zocdoc for sponsoring this message.

• 46:00Speaker 04

  Now you're just being hurt, Paul.

• 46:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, I would read like a note from that wall.

• 46:06Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 46:06Speaker 05

  What about mine?

• 46:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:08Speaker 06

  There, there. I don't know the name, but I know there's a wall.

• 46:11Bobby Lee?

  I went to that, I went to that wall.

• 46:12Speaker 06

  Did you? What the hell were you doing there?

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 46:14Speaker 01

  Jerusalem, right?

• 46:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  Show them the photo.

• 46:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:16Speaker 06

  What?

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  I went to the wall and I stuck a note in there.

• 46:19Speaker 06

  The Great Wall?

• 46:20Speaker 01

  Of China.

• 46:22Speaker 06

  What were you doing in?

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was the Great Wall of China.

• 46:24Speaker 06

  What were you doing in Israel?

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  And there's so much wall to do it, so it's a lot of wall.

• 46:30Speaker 06

  What were you doing in Israel?

• 46:33Speaker 06

  Doing a funny bone out there? What, what is going on here?

• 46:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I went, that's the wall.

• 46:37Speaker 06

  And you have these photos pulled up so quickly, this is crazy.

• 46:41Bobby Lee?

  I did a little note and I stuck it in the wall.

• 46:43Speaker 06

  Do you remember what you wrote?

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  It was about pussy.

• 46:47Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hey, God, can you get me more pussy? I don't know, something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was about a girl, like, can you get Sabrina to like me or whatever? It was like something.

• 46:56Speaker 06

  I bet the majority of those notes are that.

• 46:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:58Speaker 06

  Oh, was it a?

• 46:59Bobby Lee?

  It was that, me, Greenberg and Bern.

• 47:02Speaker 06

  Did you do some for the IDF?

• 47:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:04Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 47:07Bobby Lee?

  What's that shirt that I'm wearing?

• 47:10Speaker 01

  Bob Dong.

• 47:11Speaker 06

  Bob and Doug.

• 47:11Speaker 01

  Doug McKenzie.

• 47:12Speaker 06

  McKenzie.

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, from Bruce, Brewster's.

• 47:17Speaker 06

  You went out there to perform for the troops or no? Or you were just on birthright?

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that was, oh, that was us again.

• 47:23Speaker 01

  Jamie Chung.

• 47:23Speaker 06

  It was.

• 47:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Jamie Chung went.

• 47:25Speaker 01

  Wait, is that who I think that is?

• 47:27Speaker 06

  It was just a free trip from Israel, right? Did you see Epstein in the back?

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  What it was, was they used to bring groups of celebrities out there. Free and you get to, you know, the first class, five star hotels. Pretty, all the meals paid for, they give you big tours of everything. But everything you have to tweet positive things about Israel. And it was, uh.

• 47:53Speaker 05

  Did you know that before going?

• 47:54Bobby Lee?

  Not really.

• 47:55Speaker 05

  Oh, so you're in Israel and then you're like, wait, what do I have to tweet?

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  It was hard to tweet because I did the first tweet and it was, um, bad.

• 48:03Speaker 06

  It was in German.

• 48:04Speaker 05

  What was the tweet?

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  It was, what?

• 48:07Speaker 05

  What was?

• 48:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this is beautiful out here. Thank you for the, you know.

• 48:10Speaker 05

  Like hummus and stuff?

• 48:11Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  BB is great.

• 48:14Speaker 06

  Yeah, nothing weird going on here.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, stuff like that, you know.

• 48:17Speaker 06

  Everybody seems happy.

• 48:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then the comments were, oh my God.

• 48:21Speaker 06

  It's a hornet's nest you don't need to rattle.

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  It's a hornet's nest I don't need to rattle.

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  You said, yeah.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  It's a hornet.

• 48:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, let's talk about Groundhog's Day, huh? Hugs at Tony Phil. You think he gets pussy?

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  You don't do politics in your act?

• 48:36Speaker 06

  No.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You don't talk about politics in podcasting either, right? You and Michael still do it?

• 48:41Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  What a great guy.

• 48:43Speaker 06

  Great guy, really moving tickets, very funny man.

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  He's so funny, that guy. He really is.

• 48:48Speaker 06

  His energy's.

• 48:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:49Speaker 06

  Uh, electric.

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's, it's hard to get two guys at the same level, uh, almost in terms of talent.

• 48:56Speaker 05

  You guys meet a lot of porn stars, don't you?

• 48:58Speaker 06

  We stopped doing that a while ago. It just got weird when you're like at an airport and some drunk guy's like, what does Bonnie Blue sound like?

• 49:06Speaker 06

  Yes, latex.

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. We got, we had Bonnie Blue too.

• 49:09Speaker 06

  We, yeah, so we had Lily Phillips and Bonnie Blue on and Lily was super funny and like good riff and, and then Bonnie was kinda just more like, like you'd make a joke and she'd be like, no, I, I like getting railed by a thousand guys.

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, not playful.

• 49:23Speaker 05

  She wouldn't like yes.

• 49:24Speaker 06

  Where was that doorman when she was there?

• 49:27Speaker 06

  I think after that we were like, okay, we, we hit the Mount Rushmore of people who do porn.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:33Speaker 06

  We just, we, we kinda stopped. We just thought it'd be funnier just to be ourselves or just like have other comics in and whatnot.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I, I, I mean, I support people that are in the adult, uh, entertainment industry. But would I, like, when I have porn stars, would I date them? I don't think I would.

• 49:48Speaker 05

  Why not?

• 49:48Bobby Lee?

  Have you never? No, I've never have.

• 49:51Speaker 05

  Is that just because you've?

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 49:57Speaker 05

  Explain yourself.

• 49:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, um, I haven't.

• 49:59Speaker 06

  But you've never hooked up with one?

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  I, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah.

• 50:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jacksonville for sure.

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I have.

• 50:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  But more, um, OnlyFans fan, uh, people.

• 50:13Speaker 06

  But where does the line blur? Because you go to OnlyFans and they're doing the same shit, just different website. They're showing butthole and everything.

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 50:19Speaker 06

  Usually you're like, oh, it's probably just lingerie. You go to one Reddit thread, you're like, why is there a lot of lamp in there?

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But some OnlyFans only show, they don't show sexual.

• 50:28Speaker 06

  But it gets there.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  You think, once you do, like, I'm only gonna do nudes, you think eventually one does?

• 50:34Speaker 06

  I literally think it's a gateway drug to porn.

• 50:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 50:37Speaker 06

  Once you start the, even all the comics that are doing like OFTV, I'm like, they're showing cocks soon.

• 50:43Speaker 05

  Like, one dark joke turns into anal pretty quick.

• 50:45Speaker 06

  Right, exactly. I, I just think it is slippery. It starts with like lingerie, then people get bored of lingerie, then you're like, fine, one nip.

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, if I could get views on OnlyFans using my butthole, and, you know, it was, I was making Bonnie Blue money, or these kind of people's money.

• 51:00Speaker 06

  They're making so much money.

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  Then I would probably do it. I, me and Ramsey would do sexual things.

• 51:04Speaker 04

  I would do it 100%.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  If we, okay, if.

• 51:07Speaker 06

  Which hole?

• 51:11Speaker 06

  Sorry, I've known this guy for like a decade plus.

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  God, thank you for being here.

• 51:14Speaker 06

  Great guy.

• 51:15Speaker 04

  Pat, pat, bro.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was really quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 51:20Speaker 04

  I think we're out of this bit.

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, it's not. I was thinking about which hole in the nose. Probably the one that's like, uh, 90th, 90th out, you know what I mean?

• 51:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  Nine, 2000th to the right.

• 51:31Speaker 06

  Send me the coordinates later.

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I should've been coordinated, that would've been funny.

• 51:36Speaker 05

  Longitudinal.

• 51:38Speaker 06

  Edit it in, say it in, edit it in.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  That would've mattered. Like 2000, that was not good. Yeah, yeah. Why am I so analyzing everything today, right?

• 51:47Speaker 05

  Something.

• 51:48Bobby Lee?

  But would you, like, so, uh, how about this? Us four, right? If we even all made $250,000 a month, right? And we all four, and we had to quit comedy, and we just all four had to have sex with each other, would you do it?

• 52:07Speaker 06

  Cat's face almost died.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:08Speaker 05

  I'm just confused on like, what the mission statement there was, so we just quit comedy and we just...

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  How about you? You're not involved, you're just directing, but you have to quit comedy, you have to direct these things.

• 52:18Speaker 06

  Full time.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  But it's us three. I don't think you would do it based on your face, but...

• 52:21Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I might go down even to 10K. I'll be reverse on the negotiation.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  But that's because right now, you're not there yet. What I'm saying, no, no.

• 52:30Speaker 06

  No, no.

• 52:30Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying...

• 52:31Speaker 06

  You need to find Christ in your life.

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying is that, you, in two or three years, you're gonna be making great money.

• 52:40Speaker 05

  That's awesome.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  Because you were once at his level.

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  No?

• 52:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, I mean, I've known Ramsey for like...

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  He's a talented guy. No?

• 52:49Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:51Speaker 06

  This is, this is getting weird. I don't know why.

• 52:54Bobby Lee?

  I think for both of you, I think that you guys are a couple of years away from making pretty good money in the business.

• 52:59Speaker 06

  Okay. I love you going from really good to pretty good. Yeah.

• 53:02Speaker 05

  Kind of an average about.

• 53:03Speaker 06

  Two to three years, you'll be getting, you know, bare minimum.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  No, but you'll be making the $10,000 a month.

• 53:11Speaker 05

  So why, so we have to have sex with each other now?

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm saying, no, I'm just, forget that, okay? Let's move on from that, okay? I'm now gonna do more of a positive thing.

• 53:21Speaker 06

  Okay, there we go.

• 53:22Speaker 05

  That's the Lexapro talk.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  All three of you are zinging today. Some failures, but I think we're all in the pocket. What do you think?

• 53:33Speaker 06

  Doing great, it's a batting average thing.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  It's a batting average.

• 53:35Speaker 06

  Either strike out, you get a grand slam.

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  I just throw it out there.

• 53:38Speaker 06

  Absolutely. Volume shooter, as they say.

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  It's a volume shooter.

• 53:41Speaker 06

  Volume shooter.

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  You edit out the...

• 53:42Speaker 06

  But when you hit, you hit.

• 53:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You've got some good singers today.

• 53:46Speaker 06

  Thanks, Bobby. No, I'm being genuine, I'm genuine. I love doing this show.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you two don't do worry, I think. What do you think?

• 53:56Speaker 06

  I agree.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:57Speaker 05

  Trevor, nice.

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  Trevor's like hesitating.

• 54:00Speaker 06

  I've never seen Kat go up, but I've heard great things. And you just had a Don't Tell special drop, correct?

• 54:05Speaker 05

  Yes, I did, yeah.

• 54:06Speaker 06

  Plug it.

• 54:07Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 54:08Speaker 06

  But.

• 54:08Bobby Lee?

  Plug it?

• 54:08Speaker 05

  I have a Don't Tell special out right now.

• 54:10Speaker 06

  Bleep that out.

• 54:13Speaker 06

  But yeah, I haven't seen you go up, but I'm, I hear great things.

• 54:15Speaker 05

  Thank you, that's really nice.

• 54:16Speaker 06

  Yeah. And now Ramsey.

• 54:17Speaker 00

  How long have you been on Ramsey?

• 54:19Speaker 06

  Oh, through open mics on like the west side. Old school days. For like 2016.

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  Were you guys friends in the open mic?

• 54:25Speaker 00

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• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  Times or no?

• 56:28Speaker 04

  We were definitely not, I wouldn't say we're not, we were not friends. We weren't enemies. But I remember doing it, hosting an open mic and I drew Trevor last in the West Side. And I literally just, the only person in the audience was me. So I just went and sat in the audience of the West Side Comedy to watch you do three hits.

• 56:43Speaker 06

  Damn, wow. Those 1 a.m. bucket pulls.

• 56:46Speaker 04

  Yes, dude.

• 56:46Speaker 06

  Because the West Side, they pulled 25 names out first. So you're so excited.

• 56:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:50Speaker 06

  And then throughout the night, you realize that you could be that last spot. It's almost worse than if you got, didn't get pulled.

• 56:56Speaker 05

  That was my first ever open mic was being the last slot at the West Side Comedy. Ever.

• 57:01Bobby Lee?

  Well, why do you stay?

• 57:03Speaker 05

  Because you're...

• 57:04Speaker 04

  You don't know. So you pulled, you pulled 25 names.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but by the, the second to the last guy, you know.

• 57:10Speaker 00

  But you would leave, right?

• 57:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would leave.

• 57:11Speaker 04

  Well, you've waited so long.

• 57:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, exactly.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  I left when, the other night where I was, I saw Sebastian go up. And then Ally was, but then I saw that Sebastian had a 30 minute spot and I just went home. I think I would leave in that situation. The West Side situation.

• 57:26Speaker 05

  I had to stay.

• 57:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:27Speaker 06

  Well, they don't tell you when you're going to be out of the 25. So like 50 people signed up. Then they pulled 25 up top. So there's hope in that 25.

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  No, I see.

• 57:33Speaker 06

  You're going up for sure. But you don't know if you're going to be the very last or one through 25.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, I see.

• 57:37Speaker 06

  You have hopes because you go up through like one through 10. You're like, this is a packed house.

• 57:40Speaker 05

  That's nice.

• 57:41Bobby Lee?

  Is it, it's packed?

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• 58:12Speaker 06

  Yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 58:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 58:13Speaker 06

  It was great. It was a great mic.

• 58:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. It's still going on?

• 58:17Speaker 06

  I think so.

• 58:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:18Speaker 05

  And the Booker is there too, so sometimes he helps you get into the club.

• 58:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. What's the club? West Side? It's on Santa Monica, right?

• 58:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  I, I, didn't Neil Brennan have a show there?

• 58:26Speaker 06

  Yeah. I used to play there. Tuesdays there a lot.

• 58:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:29Speaker 06

  It's a, it's a great spot.

• 58:30Bobby Lee?

  I like that spot.

• 58:30Speaker 06

  But yeah, you are sometimes going up very last one in the morning.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 58:34Speaker 04

  Just me cross-armed watching Trevor Wallace. Like, this kid is cooked.

• 58:38Speaker 06

  Probably wasn't good, I'll say that, but um, yeah, I remember there was a, there was a outside mic somewhere in like Marina Del Rey. It was like in a shack behind a coffee shop.

• 58:47Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Venice Grind.

• 58:49Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 58:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:50Speaker 06

  That's where I heard the McChicken antibiotics joke.

• 58:55Speaker 05

  Hell, yeah.

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  Is that your joke?

• 58:56Speaker 04

  That's my joke.

• 58:57Speaker 06

  Oh, wow. Remember any of my jokes from the night I went up at West Side? I remember all this about you. I thought we were tit for tat, this bitch.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:03Speaker 04

  I'm not, I'm not, I'm, I'm a little moved right now, Trevor. I'm really moved.

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:07Speaker 06

  Well, you see a lot of people out there and then you start to see the same faces and so many people kind of like fall in and out of it. But like, when you just see the same exact faces, there's a trust in your head where you're like, okay, I don't, I might not know this person, but I like know that they're dedicated and about it.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow. So now, eh, cause I haven't done, oh, but I mean, I don't wanna.

• 59:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm not bragging, I'm just saying, I'm old.

• 59:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  Right? But I used to do it, like, all this stuff reminds me, cause we used to have a brew house in Westwood that was that kind of thing. Where you're there, like, I remember Barry Sobel being there and just.

• 59:37Speaker 04

  I feel like this mic was legendary.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 59:39Speaker 04

  People talk about this mic.

• 59:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was like, you know, it was still a mic.

• 59:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  And it was, you had to wait there for sometimes hours to go up.

• 59:46Speaker 06

  Was there a room that isn't around anymore that you like miss? It was like the Mecca. I know people talk about.

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  Dublin's.

• 59:50Speaker 06

  The parlor used to be like, great. Was that?

• 59:52Bobby Lee?

  Parlor was okay, but Dublin's was the greatest room.

• 59:54Speaker 05

  Where was that?

• 59:56Bobby Lee?

  You don't know about Dublin?

• 59:57Speaker 06

  And what is it now? Like an Alfred Coffee?

• 1:00:00Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I think, I think it's empty.

• 1:00:02Speaker 06

  I hear places, there was like two places that like J. Davis ran, that's like where Dane Cook grew up.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's, that's Dublin.

• 1:00:06Speaker 06

  Was it Dublin?

• 1:00:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:07Speaker 06

  And it was a good room?

• 1:00:08Bobby Lee?

  Tuesday night, Dublin's, it was, oh my God, can I tell you about this room?

• 1:00:12Speaker 04

  Is it downtown?

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  No, it's right across the street from the Comedy Store. It's between the Comedy Store and the Laugh Factory.

• 1:00:17Speaker 06

  The little goon show comedy?

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:19Speaker 06

  What, like?

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  So, um, it was Tuesday nights upstairs and, um, Dane was sort of the focal point of the show.

• 1:00:29Bobby Lee?

  But you would walk into this packed room and it was, there's Justin Timberlake.

• 1:00:34Speaker 06

  Oh shit.

• 1:00:35Bobby Lee?

  Cameron Diaz, I mean, everyone was there.

• 1:00:37Speaker 06

  All people who could convert you.

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, all, all, all convert, everyone in there.

• 1:00:42Speaker 06

  To every religion.

• 1:00:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  But you'd also have every agent and manager, like game back key, I mean, just everybody was there.

• 1:00:48Speaker 05

  At the open mic?

• 1:00:49Bobby Lee?

  No, it was, it was kind of a book.

• 1:00:50Speaker 06

  Book show.

• 1:00:51Speaker 05

  Book show.

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  And you would perform and if you killed, you would walk off stage, I'm not kidding you. And people, you would just see business cards from everyone.

• 1:01:00Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:01:00Speaker 06

  Damn, you're old.

• 1:01:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, pretty old, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:04Speaker 06

  I can't get you off today.

• 1:01:05Speaker 05

  It was a quilt.

• 1:01:06Speaker 06

  I can't piss you off, I love this energy.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  I think it's wrong. I think the Lexapro maybe is wrong because I'm like, because normally when you say, you would have said these things, I would have gotten angry.

• 1:01:16Speaker 06

  We also brought the door guy here to convert you.

• 1:01:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:21Speaker 06

  And what year was this bar, this, this show, like what years were like in prime?

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  No, this is two, in the early 2000s.

• 1:01:29Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 2004, 2005.

• 1:01:32Speaker 06

  That, that used to be something that aren't?

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Uh, why are these, why so many questions about it?

• 1:01:37Speaker 05

  We're just, we're just interested in the history.

• 1:01:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, you're our elder.

• 1:01:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:40Speaker 06

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  You're, you're trying to question us if I did open mic.

• 1:01:43Speaker 06

  No, we know you did.

• 1:01:44Speaker 05

  We know.

• 1:01:44Speaker 06

  No, but like, these were good shows back then.

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there were.

• 1:01:48Speaker 06

  Questioning whether you did open.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  But a lot, a lot, you guys know who Geordie Fox is or Geordie Elder?

• 1:01:53Speaker 06

  Uh-uh.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, um.

• 1:01:56Speaker 01

  Explained.

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  No, because he worked for ATC for a very long time, he's an executive.

• 1:02:01Speaker 06

  Oh, okay.

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  He worked at Comedy Central as an executive, but he was a stand-up at one point and him and I have had many war stories about certain gigs that we would just sit there for hours, there'd be no audience. And we would still go up in front of nobody and this is for years we did that.

• 1:02:16Speaker 06

  You ever bomb in front of somebody really important?

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, yeah, all the fucking time, man, what are you talking about? Can I tell you the worst story?

• 1:02:23Speaker 06

  Please.

• 1:02:23Speaker 05

  Yes, we would love that.

• 1:02:25Bobby Lee?

  And, um. One day my manager, and I almost fired her for this. I should have fired her. I go, uh, I had a Montreal showcase, but she set it up at Freaky Mondays or something. It was like Chocolate Sundays. Now, back then, we had like these black nights, you know, Chocolate Sundays.

• 1:02:44Speaker 05

  Munderays.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:02:45Speaker 05

  Munderays.

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no. They were called, one was called Freaky Mondays, Fat Tuesday, right? Chocolate Sundays.

• 1:02:52Speaker 05

  Chocolate Sundays.

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, there was all these rooms. I don't know what, you know what I mean? Chocolate one I did.

• 1:03:00Speaker 04

  One of them chocolate ones.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know, uh, you know, of the flavored ones I did, but.

• 1:03:04Speaker 06

  There you go.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  Is that better?

• 1:03:06Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  But it was, so not only did Montreal come out, but Abby goes, I called everybody. Will Smith's production company, I mean, all these fucking people.

• 1:03:16Speaker 05

  Why Will Smith?

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, because he had a big production company back then.

• 1:03:20Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  And she invited like half the town. And, um, I was on, I was about to go up, but then somebody comes up to me and go, it's an all-black room. And, and I don't generally do good in, you know what I mean? Because what happens is I have a Southern California kind of a vibe. But for some reason, when I'm around Mexicans or, or a black room, I change my accent.

• 1:03:43Speaker 06

  Code switch a little bit.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  I code switch.

• 1:03:45Speaker 04

  You do code switch.

• 1:03:45Bobby Lee?

  Hey, bro, how you doing? You know what I mean? Like, that's a Mexican, yeah?

• 1:03:49Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  What's up? You know what I mean? I try, you ever do that?

• 1:03:52Speaker 06

  All the time.

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you code switch.

• 1:03:53Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:54Speaker 06

  But I'll never code switch in front of like a Korean, though.

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no.

• 1:03:57Speaker 06

  That feels the worst.

• 1:03:58Bobby Lee?

  That feels it, yeah. Hey, what are you doing?

• 1:04:00Speaker 06

  You can't.

• 1:04:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:02Speaker 06

  I want to be, I want to be in the same environment as everybody. I want to be on the same wavelength.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  I love white rooms.

• 1:04:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  What's up, everybody? Good to see you.

• 1:04:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  Dag nabbit, what a great show. Okey dokey. All that stuff.

• 1:04:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:13Speaker 04

  Hope you filed your taxes.

• 1:04:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, so anyway, um, so some guy came up to me and goes, um, listen, these two kids are gonna go up before you. And I go, who are they? They're like seven, eight-year-old rappers.

• 1:04:27Speaker 06

  What?

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I go, alright.

• 1:04:30Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:04:31Bobby Lee?

  And they go up and say, this was doing one song. They're on their third songs, and they're getting standing ovation.

• 1:04:36Speaker 06

  Oh, no.

• 1:04:37Bobby Lee?

  And then the host goes up and goes, you guys have to leave because we have other comics, right? And they never left the stage, and what the host did was, brought me up while the kids were still on stage.

• 1:04:47Speaker 06

  Oh, god.

• 1:04:48Speaker 05

  Were they rapping to your set?

• 1:04:49Bobby Lee?

  No, but they were like, you know what I mean, doing, in the background.

• 1:04:53Speaker 06

  Interpreted dancing to your joke?

• 1:04:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and as soon as I opened my mouth, I fucking.

• 1:04:58Speaker 05

  Said the N word?

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  Bomb.

• 1:05:01Speaker 06

  You Kramer?

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it was bomb, and my friend Jonathan Gottsech, right? He was at the improv, and I could see him, you know, at that doorway area?

• 1:05:09Speaker 06

  Of course I.

• 1:05:10Bobby Lee?

  And I could see his face, and I could see him go, shake his head like that. And go, like, we locked eyes, and I almost started to cry.

• 1:05:21Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  I bombed that hard.

• 1:05:23Speaker 06

  Do you remember your first sentence out when you're on stage, like, to make you bomb?

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  The first, here's, my opening line didn't work.

• 1:05:30Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:05:31Bobby Lee?

  So I used to, I used to mess my hair up.

• 1:05:34Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:05:35Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:05:35Bobby Lee?

  And my opening line was, I'm not really Asian, I just woke up.

• 1:05:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, on paper, that should work.

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  No, that normally don't work, that normally work.

• 1:05:48Speaker 06

  I'm dying.

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  But if it doesn't work, I'm fucked. I used to get in my head.

• 1:05:53Speaker 05

  What's your backup?

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  There is none, right? So I'm like, if that doesn't work, because that's like a strong, back then was my strong opening.

• 1:05:59Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  Right? So I said it, I go, but I said it more of a, you know what I mean?

• 1:06:03Speaker 05

  A black set?

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not really Asian, I just woke up.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  And it ate it, and then I see Jonathan shake his head.

• 1:06:16Speaker 06

  Did you ever see somebody get booed offstage?

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:06:19Speaker 06

  I saw it once in Sacramento, it was riveting to see.

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  It's, have you ever been booed?

• 1:06:24Speaker 06

  Because I said like the wrong football team or something.

• 1:06:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 1:06:27Speaker 06

  The Bills suck and then all their testosterone comes gargling out.

• 1:06:30Speaker 04

  You saw a comic in Sacramento get booed offstage?

• 1:06:32Speaker 06

  Yeah, this was, uh, this guy Lance Woods, Sacramento comic. I was doing shows at the Punch Line years ago. He was like, dude, come to this room. It's, it's, it's a urban room. You should do it. And, um, the guy in front of me, I'll never forget this picture. He's a white guy in shorts and he starts talking about his, getting his ass ate by his girlfriend. And the crowd was not having it.

• 1:06:51Speaker 05

  White guy in shorts?

• 1:06:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, white guy in shorts. And you hear a guy in the back, oh, hell no.

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:55Speaker 06

  Next, next starts jiggling the keys and they go, get him offstage. Get him up. And I was up next, so white on white already.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 1:07:04Speaker 06

  But threw him under the bus and immediately got a pop. I was like, I'm white, but I'm not that white. And they're like, ah. But it was, yeah.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

• 1:07:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, you had to take your shorts off and be like, oh, fuck.

• 1:07:16Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, they're George, they're George. But, yeah, that, that was the first time.

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  Did you see, did you consult him afterwards, this guy or no?

• 1:07:23Speaker 06

  Fuck, no, I didn't associate with him at all. I, I was like, I was like, what? The audacity of white people, man.

• 1:07:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:29Speaker 06

  I said I was mixed or, or something.

• 1:07:34Speaker 06

  Like part Russian or Welsh or some shit.

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:36Speaker 06

  But seeing a guy before you getting booed to get offstage. Cause you hear about this shit, like the deaf jingling keys, get offstage, boo. And when you're next in that, not a fun environment to be in.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:49Speaker 06

  But, uh.

• 1:07:50Speaker 05

  And did, so did he just leave? He's like, okay, I gotta get out of here.

• 1:07:53Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, he didn't stick around.

• 1:07:54Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 1:07:55Speaker 06

  He went straight to Reddit and was like, well, I got a piece of my mind.

• 1:07:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:08:00Speaker 06

  I don't know what he did, but, um.

• 1:08:01Bobby Lee?

  I hate when people double down on their bomb.

• 1:08:03Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  And they defend it. When I bomb, I go inside myself and I destroy myself.

• 1:08:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  So I can rebuild.

• 1:08:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:10Bobby Lee?

  Right? I never go, no, man, that audience, I was good. That, I'm never like that. Should I kill myself tonight?

• 1:08:16Speaker 06

  Yeah, same.

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  Is that you?

• 1:08:17Speaker 05

  That's even when you have an amazing set.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  I do that too, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I never go, you know what I mean, go, oh, you know what I mean? It was them.

• 1:08:25Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, yeah. I stick around to see the next comic to see, was it truly them?

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Or before you go, you ask, sometimes like, I'll be at the store and I'll see. Really great guys not getting big laughs and then I know.

• 1:08:36Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:08:37Bobby Lee?

  I'll even ask him, I go, was it they tough? They're fucking tough.

• 1:08:40Speaker 06

  You need that second person.

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  I do, I do, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:43Speaker 05

  I just sat in the OR a few weeks ago and Tim Dillon was next and I was bombing so bad. I saw him put his hands on his head. And then I had to introduce him and he goes up and he does not as well as Tim Dillon. Well, he does it. He. I'm like so embarrassed. So I wanted to watch and be like, okay, I think it was me, but the audience was really bad. And then he comes up to me, he goes, those guys fucking sucked, huh? I was like, okay, that's okay.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes they just suck there.

• 1:09:13Speaker 06

  Tim doesn't bomb a lot, but one time I saw him go up on a Girls Gotta Eat show. And it was, it was me, him and one other person. He just wasn't connecting with them for about 10 minutes. And it's like pretty quiet and I loved him. I'm in, I'm in the bag dying. And then he just flips and he goes, you know what? Fuck all of you. I have a Bentley out front.

• 1:09:34Speaker 06

  Hollywood Hills while you low miserable fucks are paying for comedy. For a woman's podcast, like this five minute like. Bill Burr Philly ass speech. Like it was one of the best things I've ever seen.

• 1:09:44Bobby Lee?

  I like when Tim bombs because he doubles down.

• 1:09:48Speaker 06

  Got out of it. It was great.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  He's the best.

• 1:09:51Speaker 05

  He doesn't back down, which is amazing. He just keeps it.

• 1:09:56Speaker 06

  I once at the improv saw somebody walk out. They see me in the hallway. They're like, oh, what's up Trevor? I was like, dude, Tim Dillon's on. You gotta go watch him. He goes, I'm on shrooms right now. It is just too much.

• 1:10:06Speaker 06

  Which I totally. I don't need to think about the Federal Reserve.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He's, he literally is one of my favorites to watch. So goddamn good. He's so good. What?

• 1:10:20Speaker 05

  No, I just agree. I saw him in the main room a few nights ago.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  We've seen him too many times.

• 1:10:24Speaker 05

  Okay, I was just.

• 1:10:27Bobby Lee?

  Have we not?

• 1:10:28Speaker 06

  Have you guys ever kissed?

• 1:10:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we have.

• 1:10:30Speaker 05

  Actually, have we?

• 1:10:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we have, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:32Speaker 04

  Don't say why. We can't say why.

• 1:10:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:35Speaker 06

  What the, you have to say why, or else this is...

• 1:10:36Speaker 05

  I got paid to do it.

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she got paid to kiss me.

• 1:10:40Speaker 06

  Sort of a...

• 1:10:41Bobby Lee?

  Like a Make-A-Wish thing? That was an acting thing.

• 1:10:43Speaker 05

  It was an acting thing.

• 1:10:44Speaker 04

  Kind of an island situation. We'll talk about it later.

• 1:10:46Bobby Lee?

  It's an acting thing.

• 1:10:47Speaker 06

  How much did you get paid?

• 1:10:49Speaker 05

  Not a lot.

• 1:10:50Speaker 06

  Under a hundred or over?

• 1:10:51Speaker 05

  Over. Actually, yeah, over.

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you know what? I know you didn't get paid a lot, but you're doing me a big favor. And, um, the benefits outweigh the money.

• 1:11:01Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  She finds me disgusting.

• 1:11:04Speaker 05

  I do not find you disgusting.

• 1:11:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you find me disgusting.

• 1:11:06Speaker 05

  You find me disgusting.

• 1:11:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't find you disgusting.

• 1:11:08Speaker 05

  I don't find you disgusting.

• 1:11:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You said that.

• 1:11:10Speaker 05

  No, I didn't.

• 1:11:11Bobby Lee?

  You told me I was disgusting.

• 1:11:12Speaker 05

  No, I never said that.

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:11:13Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 1:11:14Speaker 06

  How did you get pitched for this opportunity?

• 1:11:16Bobby Lee?

  I love Cat Bird. I think that she is out of the segment of what's at the Comedy Store right now, that she's a rising star. I believe that with Ramsey. Um, there's a couple of people I feel that about at the store.

• 1:11:28Speaker 04

  Did you believe that with Trevor?

• 1:11:29Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes I'm wrong.

• 1:11:30Speaker 04

  Were you right about him?

• 1:11:31Bobby Lee?

  He already is. By the time I met Trevor, he was already doing well.

• 1:11:36Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 1:11:37Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying is that, because I don't do the other shows. I only do club shows.

• 1:11:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:11:42Bobby Lee?

  So, as soon as you started showing up at like the promoted shows, like the Monarchs, these other things, right? That's when I would watch you and go, oh, this guy's great.

• 1:11:54Speaker 06

  Oh, okay.

• 1:11:54Bobby Lee?

  But I didn't watch The Struggle.

• 1:11:57Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  You were already established. Same with your Michael Blaustein.

• 1:12:01Speaker 06

  Close enough.

• 1:12:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:02Speaker 05

  Blaustein? He's a mixed...

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  What's his name?

• 1:12:08Speaker 06

  Michael Blaustein.

• 1:12:09Bobby Lee?

  Blaustein?

• 1:12:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:12:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:11Speaker 05

  Blaustein is...

• 1:12:12Speaker 06

  I think one time he was, he took over a weekend for Michael Blaustein.

• 1:12:16Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. That's a crazy...

• 1:12:18Speaker 06

  And people canceled, but saw Blaustein and didn't like read it again, and they showed up thinking it was gonna be him.

• 1:12:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:12:25Speaker 06

  Which is very funny.

• 1:12:26Speaker 04

  It's hilarious.

• 1:12:27Bobby Lee?

  Did they get refunds, or?

• 1:12:30Speaker 04

  They probably enjoyed themselves.

• 1:12:30Bobby Lee?

  I imagine.

• 1:12:32Speaker 06

  Can we get a side by side?

• 1:12:33Speaker 04

  I feel like Michael might have a slight crossover. I feel like they probably like this.

• 1:12:37Speaker 06

  A little bit.

• 1:12:38Bobby Lee?

  Both funny.

• 1:12:38Speaker 06

  Michael does well in all rooms, but Michael Blackson is one of the funniest guys.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God.

• 1:12:44Speaker 04

  Did he come out wearing like a dashiki?

• 1:12:46Speaker 06

  I hope so. Similar jaw structure, if you think about it.

• 1:12:49Bobby Lee?

  Wait, now, they must have walked into the club, saw Michael Blaustein's photo, because sometimes photos are up.

• 1:12:56Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:12:56Bobby Lee?

  And they probably would, they weren't surprised in the room, probably, no?

• 1:13:01Speaker 04

  They probably were.

• 1:13:02Speaker 06

  Yeah, I would imagine they were.

• 1:13:04Bobby Lee?

  Some of them, yeah, wow. That's crazy.

• 1:13:06Speaker 06

  But maybe they're like, oh, maybe I read it wrong. But he filled in a weekend for him and people didn't read it.

• 1:13:11Bobby Lee?

  I got booked for a Henry Cho gig.

• 1:13:13Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:13:14Bobby Lee?

  People thought that I was Henry Cho, right?

• 1:13:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:18Bobby Lee?

  And the day I was flying out, it was a corporate gig, him, right, the guy called me, goes, hey, I just wanted to let you know, you're not the southern guy, right?

• 1:13:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  And I go, oh, no, you're thinking about Henry Cho. And they go, yeah, yeah, don't come.

• 1:13:34Speaker 04

  Don't come.

• 1:13:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm like, oh, okay, yeah.

• 1:13:38Speaker 04

  Damn.

• 1:13:38Bobby Lee?

  Do you know Henry?

• 1:13:40Speaker 04

  I know of him. I don't know.

• 1:13:41Bobby Lee?

  I love him.

• 1:13:42Speaker 04

  I feel like I used to.

• 1:13:43Bobby Lee?

  He's a legend.

• 1:13:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, I used to really, I enjoyed his Comedy Central half hours, like one of the first ones I ever saw.

• 1:13:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:48Speaker 04

  He's great.

• 1:13:48Speaker 05

  I like the denim.

• 1:13:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and he is Korean. You guys know Korean comics?

• 1:13:56Speaker 04

  I'm a big fan.

• 1:13:56Speaker 05

  A few.

• 1:13:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  Can you give me three Korean comics?

• 1:13:58Speaker 04

  Joel Kim Booster.

• 1:13:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:14:00Speaker 06

  Joe Coy.

• 1:14:03Speaker 06

  He's Filipino, right?

• 1:14:05Bobby Lee?

  Look at this. Oh, my God. Oh, I guess you did the hair thing. Yeah, I'm, yeah, that's what, that was, I did that on that show. I'm not, I'm.

• 1:14:11Speaker 04

  I'm not gonna lie, if you came out today and did that opener, I'd still die.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  It would work.

• 1:14:15Speaker 04

  I'd still die.

• 1:14:16Speaker 05

  Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

• 1:14:18Bobby Lee?

  Well. Yeah, I would, do you notice my voice in that? It's crazy. It's very hype. You guys want to hear a little bit of his voice? No, no, no, please don't, please don't. Just so they know, just so they know. Okay, please. Just look how high, high.

• 1:14:28Speaker 06

  All right, that's enough.

• 1:14:28Speaker 04

  I grew out my hair like this. I'm going to get this out of the way. Because Asian people look alike.

• 1:14:34Bobby Lee?

  And I wanted to look a little different.

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  But Asian people don't even know I'm Asian now.

• 1:14:41Speaker 05

  That's the best.

• 1:14:42Bobby Lee?

  Your voice is so different. I know, you stuck like this. Do you know why?

• 1:14:45Speaker 06

  You're putting it on.

• 1:14:46Bobby Lee?

  Chris Tucker.

• 1:14:47Speaker 06

  Oh. His Def Jam 10 Minute Set, I think is like one of the best.

• 1:14:51Bobby Lee?

  Cause then, that's when Chris Tucker blew up. As a standup, so I'm like, oh, I'm gonna do a high bitch. It's fucking stupid. And then later I realized, oh, just be yourself.

• 1:15:01Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:15:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:15:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:02Speaker 06

  You trying to be an Asian Chris Tucker is hilarious.

• 1:15:04Speaker 05

  That's Jackie Chan.

• 1:15:08Speaker 06

  Many movies on it.

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the things that I went through, changes, you know what I mean? Did you change a lot? Or were you always you?

• 1:15:18Speaker 06

  No, I think I had my changes. I think that there's times where there was, when I got really big was when like Delia was really big.

• 1:15:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 1:15:24Speaker 06

  Not when I got really big, sorry. When I first started and you'd see so many people have mics, kinda like the mannerisms, how they hold the phone and, or not the phone, the, the mic and a lot of that. And then like, I get, a lot of people would do like Burr and stuff like that, but I, I think you try it all on and you see what fits the best.

• 1:15:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:39Speaker 06

  But I think every guy is like, you know, parts of little pieces.

• 1:15:42Bobby Lee?

  You do it long enough to find yourself.

• 1:15:44Speaker 06

  Right. And it all chisels away.

• 1:15:46Bobby Lee?

  Cause we all had a different, a specific cadence that we, you know, we just watched on TV, oh, this is how you're supposed to do it. Well, I like Dave Attell, so I'll do.

• 1:15:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's like wine, there's notes of other people that you could see in there.

• 1:15:59Bobby Lee?

  But then one day you're just kinda, I mean, do you, when you, cause when I look at you, all three of you, I see you. I don't see other people.

• 1:16:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. Early days, I, I put on a voice. I had like a weird raspy, I was like, hey, what's up?

• 1:16:16Speaker 04

  It's really bad.

• 1:16:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, like a Roddy Danes?

• 1:16:18Speaker 04

  I don't know, I was trying to sound grittier, I think. I don't know, I thought I supposed to.

• 1:16:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:22Speaker 04

  I'm from, I'm from the east.

• 1:16:23Speaker 05

  I'm Dave Attell.

• 1:16:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 1:16:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:26Speaker 04

  Really bad.

• 1:16:26Bobby Lee?

  Take my wife, please. She has a job.

• 1:16:30Speaker 04

  Take my wife.

• 1:16:32Bobby Lee?

  Whatever, whatever, what do they wear?

• 1:16:34Speaker 04

  A hijab.

• 1:16:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, exactly.

• 1:16:35Speaker 05

  She's got a hijab.

• 1:16:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hijab. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Beautiful wear though.

• 1:16:40Speaker 04

  Thank you for saying that. I appreciate that.

• 1:16:43Bobby Lee?

  What's the point of a hijab?

• 1:16:45Speaker 06

  To protect a woman's modesty.

• 1:16:46Speaker 05

  Sexism.

• 1:16:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is that what it is?

• 1:16:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:16:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:16:49Speaker 06

  Are they breathable?

• 1:16:51Speaker 04

  Nike.

• 1:16:52Speaker 06

  Nike, how is Under Armour not been like, we got plans for this?

• 1:16:55Speaker 04

  They already do.

• 1:16:56Speaker 06

  They do?

• 1:16:57Speaker 04

  Bro, my mom's got some Nike hijabs.

• 1:16:59Speaker 05

  Well, the Olympics too, right?

• 1:17:00Bobby Lee?

  Can you know a woman's hot just by this area?

• 1:17:03Speaker 04

  Okay, Bobby, this is.

• 1:17:04Bobby Lee?

  No, can you?

• 1:17:05Speaker 04

  Can I? Yeah, I could.

• 1:17:06Speaker 05

  Well, Ray Charles.

• 1:17:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, that hijab is the whole thing.

• 1:17:08Speaker 06

  Oh, shit.

• 1:17:09Bobby Lee?

  It's not the eye thing.

• 1:17:10Speaker 06

  But that's a shystie. That's like what they're wearing O blocks.

• 1:17:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, does it Nike hijab?

• 1:17:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, forty bucks. I think Kanye makes.

• 1:17:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, dope.

• 1:17:18Speaker 06

  That shit is hard.

• 1:17:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You can tell she's beautiful.

• 1:17:22Speaker 05

  Well, yeah, you can see her face.

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:27Speaker 04

  I'd like to be blurred out during this part if possible.

• 1:17:30Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 1:17:30Speaker 04

  No, I'm kidding.

• 1:17:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:32Speaker 05

  You know Ray Charles used to like, uh, touch the wrists of women to see if they were pretty.

• 1:17:39Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:17:40Speaker 04

  I could tell a woman.

• 1:17:40Bobby Lee?

  Can you tell?

• 1:17:41Speaker 04

  I could, absolutely.

• 1:17:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:43Speaker 04

  Just on wrist alone.

• 1:17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:44Speaker 04

  I would think Trevor's a beautiful woman if I felt his wrists.

• 1:17:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think I'm big on my wrist now.

• 1:17:48Speaker 04

  I would, no, I would be like, you know, I'd go with you, I'd go, maybe if I can't find anybody else.

• 1:17:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:53Speaker 04

  After your wrist.

• 1:17:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like I'm a 2 a.m. joint.

• 1:17:56Speaker 04

  A hundred percent.

• 1:17:57Speaker 06

  Can I feel your wrist?

• 1:17:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, go ahead, close your eyes up.

• 1:17:59Speaker 05

  Pretend you're blind.

• 1:17:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, I would get a pacemaker on this.

• 1:18:04Speaker 06

  I would lower your cholesterol immediately.

• 1:18:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:07Speaker 04

  How much you sleep a night?

• 1:18:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:10Speaker 06

  Well, good wrist, smooth.

• 1:18:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm getting older, man. I have high blood pressure. I'm just trying to do better. Oh, by my eating. Ray Charles, do you think people lied to him a lot?

• 1:18:20Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, of course.

• 1:18:21Speaker 05

  Like him particularly or just black?

• 1:18:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, like, like if I was Ray Charles, like assistant or whatever, and Ray's like, hey, that girl I met last night, is she hot? I go, yeah, even if she wasn't?

• 1:18:32Speaker 06

  It was a dude.

• 1:18:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:35Speaker 06

  Probably, you probably stretch the truth a little bit more.

• 1:18:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I would want specifics if I was blind.

• 1:18:41Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh.

• 1:18:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's see, okay.

• 1:18:43Speaker 06

  Especially when he's paying me.

• 1:18:44Bobby Lee?

  You guys are my team.

• 1:18:45Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 1:18:45Bobby Lee?

  All right?

• 1:18:45Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:18:47Speaker 04

  Hey, boss.

• 1:18:51Bobby Lee?

  Hey.

• 1:18:51Speaker 04

  Hey, what's going on?

• 1:18:52Bobby Lee?

  What's going on?

• 1:18:53Speaker 05

  His eyes are.

• 1:18:54Speaker 04

  You got a 2 p.m. today, just so you know?

• 1:18:56Bobby Lee?

  A 2 p.m.?

• 1:18:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, just telling you about your meetings and stuff like that.

• 1:18:59Speaker 05

  You also, oh.

• 1:19:00Bobby Lee?

  What's the weather like?

• 1:19:01Speaker 04

  It's, it's pretty good.

• 1:19:02Speaker 06

  That doesn't matter for you.

• 1:19:06Bobby Lee?

  Hey, who said that?

• 1:19:08Speaker 04

  It's your wife. Trevino.

• 1:19:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, no, that's Trevor, that's Trevor. That's very funny, Trevor. Anyway, after the show last night, I met that woman.

• 1:19:16Speaker 05

  Is this Chris Tucker again?

• 1:19:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I met that woman, you know?

• 1:19:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:19:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:21Bobby Lee?

  Cataliana.

• 1:19:22Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 1:19:22Speaker 06

  She was hot.

• 1:19:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:23Speaker 04

  So hot.

• 1:19:24Bobby Lee?

  What did she look like?

• 1:19:25Speaker 06

  Oh, man.

• 1:19:26Speaker 05

  Asian?

• 1:19:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm not, I'm okay with that. I don't know what that means, really. I don't know what that means.

• 1:19:32Speaker 04

  Oh, it's just exotic, you know, beautiful.

• 1:19:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you mean the eyes. I could touch the eyes.

• 1:19:38Speaker 05

  Didn't touch her.

• 1:19:39Bobby Lee?

  When I touched her eyes, I knew she was Asian. She was either sleeping, or she was Asian.

• 1:19:44Speaker 04

  He stared directly at Trevor.

• 1:19:46Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, because I'm Asian, right? I touch my own eyes, I don't know. Yeah, so she's Asian. What else?

• 1:19:51Speaker 04

  Great face.

• 1:19:53Bobby Lee?

  What kind of, can we describe the face?

• 1:19:57Speaker 04

  Slender, good nose.

• 1:19:59Speaker 05

  Nose, no holes.

• 1:20:00Speaker 04

  No holes.

• 1:20:00Bobby Lee?

  No holes, not like yours. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:03Speaker 04

  Wrong guy, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:05Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah. Give me your nose, I want to read a book.

• 1:20:09Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, thank you, Ramsey. And what else? What's the body like?

• 1:20:14Speaker 05

  Great, uh, abs.

• 1:20:16Speaker 04

  No hair on her tits?

• 1:20:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you know, I don't like that.

• 1:20:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:20:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:21Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 1:20:22Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh. I could touch the breasts, yes.

• 1:20:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I know what they seem like.

• 1:20:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay, yeah.

• 1:20:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the body?

• 1:20:28Speaker 05

  The body was, it was, uh, probably a seven out of 10.

• 1:20:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:20:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is that good?

• 1:20:34Speaker 04

  It's good, it's good. Oh, it's good.

• 1:20:35Bobby Lee?

  Bruises?

• 1:20:36Speaker 06

  Great, yeah.

• 1:20:37Bobby Lee?

  Bruises?

• 1:20:37Speaker 04

  A few. We were in Jacksonville.

• 1:20:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:40Speaker 04

  That's okay, it's normal over there.

• 1:20:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where are the bruises? On the knees?

• 1:20:44Speaker 04

  Couple were sort of under the armpits.

• 1:20:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, okay.

• 1:20:47Speaker 04

  Weird place.

• 1:20:48Bobby Lee?

  What about skin?

• 1:20:50Speaker 05

  Black.

• 1:20:51Speaker 06

  Dark, like your vision.

• 1:20:54Bobby Lee?

  Real good. I see. So it doesn't, it could be anybody.

• 1:20:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:20:58Bobby Lee?

  What do you care if you're blind anyway?

• 1:21:00Speaker 06

  What do you carry?

• 1:21:01Bobby Lee?

  No, what do you care?

• 1:21:02Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 1:21:03Bobby Lee?

  Like, vision really?

• 1:21:04Speaker 05

  So if you were blind and some door guy came up to you and was like, "Do you want to talk about Jesus?", what would you say?

• 1:21:11Bobby Lee?

  I'd be like, "No, Jesus, fuck me."

• 1:21:15Bobby Lee?

  Bull with no eye. Blind, you know.

• 1:21:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, I want to talk about Satan.

• 1:21:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want to talk about Satan, yeah. But you know, if you're blind, you know, just as long as they smelt good.

• 1:21:24Speaker 04

  And sound good.

• 1:21:25Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. And they sounded good.

• 1:21:26Speaker 04

  To Titan.

• 1:21:27Bobby Lee?

  And they were nice, right? And then it just kind of felt.

• 1:21:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:21:30Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? They could look like anybody.

• 1:21:32Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. They gotta feel good.

• 1:21:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they gotta feel good, I think. It's more about that sensation.

• 1:21:36Speaker 05

  That would just be crazy to, to, to have someone just touch you immediately, just, just to pet you, to see if they like you.

• 1:21:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that, that is weird, yeah?

• 1:21:44Speaker 05

  Right?

• 1:21:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And you have to be Ray Charles.

• 1:21:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:21:47Bobby Lee?

  You can't be just like.

• 1:21:48Speaker 05

  Be like the guy.

• 1:21:48Bobby Lee?

  I make keys. You know what I mean? I'm a key maker. Not, not that guy, you know what I mean?

• 1:21:53Speaker 06

  Also, a wild profession for a blind man, key maker.

• 1:21:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 1:21:58Speaker 06

  A locksmith is blind?

• 1:22:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:03Speaker 06

  Heavy machiner.

• 1:22:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what would be a good, good blind, uh?

• 1:22:07Speaker 05

  Lifeguard.

• 1:22:08Bobby Lee?

  Pottery. Pottery.

• 1:22:10Speaker 04

  Why?

• 1:22:11Bobby Lee?

  Because you, you, you, you're self-touched.

• 1:22:13Speaker 04

  Oh, it's self-touched.

• 1:22:14Bobby Lee?

  It's touch.

• 1:22:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

• 1:22:16Speaker 06

  Masuse?

• 1:22:17Bobby Lee?

  Masuse is a good one.

• 1:22:18Speaker 06

  But then that gets a little tricky.

• 1:22:19Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:22:20Speaker 06

  You go a little too low.

• 1:22:21Speaker 05

  Happy ending.

• 1:22:22Speaker 06

  Third leg.

• 1:22:22Bobby Lee?

  Ah, I see, I see. I see, I see, very good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a, at, at Burke Williams, the most sought-after masseuse person was a blind Russian. And I had him a couple of times. And he was amazing.

• 1:22:36Speaker 06

  You prefer a guy?

• 1:22:37Bobby Lee?

  He was the best because he was blind.

• 1:22:40Speaker 06

  So.

• 1:22:41Bobby Lee?

  I know, he was just good. I think because his senses.

• 1:22:44Speaker 05

  So high.

• 1:22:44Bobby Lee?

  With his hands.

• 1:22:45Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 1:22:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he, it's more.

• 1:22:47Speaker 04

  Oh, shit.

• 1:22:47Bobby Lee?

  No?

• 1:22:48Speaker 06

  Did they have somebody like walk him into the room?

• 1:22:50Speaker 04

  Oh, that's awesome. He, they take off his robe?

• 1:22:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, no, no.

• 1:22:54Speaker 05

  He's naked for some reason.

• 1:22:55Bobby Lee?

  We play Marco Polo.

• 1:22:58Bobby Lee?

  Like Marco Polo, he's in a different room. And that took about two hours.

• 1:23:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:23:03Bobby Lee?

  That was fun.

• 1:23:03Speaker 06

  That was the whole time?

• 1:23:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:04Speaker 06

  Is this, you got a really, you got a blind, uh, masseuse?

• 1:23:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:08Speaker 06

  And what is this?

• 1:23:09Bobby Lee?

  Blind eyes, working hands, a, yeah, perception massage.

• 1:23:12Speaker 05

  I don't know about this. It feels weird, this ad, for some reason.

• 1:23:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:16Speaker 05

  Cause she's just like.

• 1:23:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:18Speaker 04

  As long as he's Thai, I'd be, I'd be okay with it.

• 1:23:21Speaker 05

  Do they?

• 1:23:21Speaker 04

  Russian is a bit.

• 1:23:22Speaker 05

  Know that picture's been taken?

• 1:23:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:24Speaker 04

  Is everybody blind?

• 1:23:26Speaker 06

  The person gave a thought.

• 1:23:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, they're all Asian, dude.

• 1:23:31Speaker 00

  You're Asian.

• 1:23:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. The person laying down is-

• 1:23:34Speaker 06

  Blind person's on the right, asshole.

• 1:23:36Bobby Lee?

  What? Yeah.

• 1:23:37Speaker 04

  Oh, I thought they were all blind.

• 1:23:39Bobby Lee?

  No, the ones that are doing the massaging are blind.

• 1:23:41Speaker 05

  All blind, that's the massage.

• 1:23:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, you think it's a blind place for blind people, too?

• 1:23:48Speaker 06

  I thought- Well, what's also crazy- Can we flag this, there's a Braille photo in the background, like they can see that.

• 1:23:56Speaker 06

  But there's not Braille on it. So why are they putting Braille in there?

• 1:23:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:00Speaker 04

  Who is that for?

• 1:24:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:02Speaker 04

  It's for the-

• 1:24:03Bobby Lee?

  It's, yeah.

• 1:24:04Speaker 04

  To feel good about themselves. Oh, look at me, I'm helping blind people.

• 1:24:06Bobby Lee?

  What else are you gonna put there?

• 1:24:07Speaker 05

  Also, why does she have a wa-

• 1:24:08Bobby Lee?

  Anything?

• 1:24:09Speaker 05

  -watch on? Why does she need to know the time?

• 1:24:11Bobby Lee?

  Damn. Damn, dude.

• 1:24:13Speaker 06

  Maybe it vibrates after the time is up?

• 1:24:15Speaker 05

  Maybe.

• 1:24:15Speaker 04

  Definitely one bad masseuse went in there and pretended to be blind. There's no question.

• 1:24:19Bobby Lee?

  I would do that watch, the right time's not right, though, I'll tell you that right now.

• 1:24:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Real fun jokes about the blind. That's crazy. Yeah, but yeah, I think your senses, right, when you're blind-

• 1:24:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:24:33Bobby Lee?

  Is more, um-

• 1:24:35Speaker 05

  Heightened.

• 1:24:36Bobby Lee?

  Heightened.

• 1:24:36Speaker 05

  Amplified.

• 1:24:37Bobby Lee?

  Other, like your sense of smell and taste, do you think, or no?

• 1:24:41Speaker 06

  Absolutely.

• 1:24:42Bobby Lee?

  Daredevil. You remember Daredevil?

• 1:24:44Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:24:45Bobby Lee?

  The superhero?

• 1:24:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:24:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:47Speaker 05

  Blind chef would be interesting.

• 1:24:50Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, blind chef one.

• 1:24:51Speaker 04

  Tasting so good.

• 1:24:52Speaker 06

  Master chef. Has TLC done anything with the blinds?

• 1:24:54Speaker 04

  It's a good question.

• 1:24:55Speaker 06

  I feel like TLC loves a-

• 1:24:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:57Speaker 04

  A good disability?

• 1:24:58Speaker 06

  Something, yeah.

• 1:24:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:24:59Speaker 06

  That's how they pitch shows, they're like, yeah, it's cooking, but what if they couldn't see?

• 1:25:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:04Speaker 06

  Chopped, but we chopped their vision.

• 1:25:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, there's the blind photographers, you know that, right?

• 1:25:08Speaker 06

  What?

• 1:25:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there was a documentary on HBO about blind, there's a couple of professional blind photographers.

• 1:25:13Speaker 06

  It's like, this is a photo I got in the women's restroom.

• 1:25:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:18Speaker 06

  No, I didn't know about that.

• 1:25:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:19Speaker 06

  And it's, they can just sense based on the environment?

• 1:25:22Bobby Lee?

  I think somebody tells them what to shoot.

• 1:25:24Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:25:25Bobby Lee?

  They have like an assistant.

• 1:25:26Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 1:25:26Speaker 06

  So they have eyes?

• 1:25:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, is this good?

• 1:25:29Speaker 06

  But they're just-

• 1:25:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, John, I think that's it.

• 1:25:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, John.

• 1:25:33Speaker 04

  More of a camera operator.

• 1:25:34Bobby Lee?

  Can you look it up, the famous blind photographer?

• 1:25:36Speaker 00

  But this one is, uh, the winner of Master Chef, season three, was a blind woman.

• 1:25:40Speaker 06

  Oh, if you lose to a blind woman, you gotta get out of a restaurant immediately. You gotta quit that day.

• 1:25:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, but you feel, how do you feel about yourself when you, when you demolish a blind woman in Master Chef?

• 1:25:48Speaker 06

  Good, she's blind, I should be there.

• 1:25:53Speaker 05

  Job well done.

• 1:25:54Speaker 06

  I wouldn't beat her by like a lot, but like a parson.

• 1:25:56Speaker 04

  You'd have to go, listen, I will.

• 1:25:58Speaker 06

  We'll go fifty fifty on that, but she's blind.

• 1:26:02Speaker 04

  Fair.

• 1:26:03Bobby Lee?

  Did she chop her own vegetables?

• 1:26:04Speaker 00

  Uh, she has someone that tells her where to chop.

• 1:26:07Bobby Lee?

  Cheating. Yeah, she's gotta chop her own vegetables.

• 1:26:09Speaker 04

  I'm with you Bobby.

• 1:26:10Bobby Lee?

  No, you think?

• 1:26:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:26:11Speaker 06

  She was the blind one?

• 1:26:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:26:12Speaker 05

  She's so cute.

• 1:26:13Bobby Lee?

  She's cute too.

• 1:26:13Speaker 00

  She won, yeah.

• 1:26:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:14Speaker 04

  Definitely helps that she's cute, yeah, for sure.

• 1:26:18Bobby Lee?

  If I was blind, would you say that I was cute or no? Would you lie to me?

• 1:26:21Speaker 04

  Uh, where are we? Where are we on the tour?

• 1:26:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, are you trying to cross the street? Then you're a cute man.

• 1:26:26Bobby Lee?

  But we're friends, one day we're just hanging around and I'm a stand, a blind stand up.

• 1:26:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:26:30Bobby Lee?

  Right, I go, hey guys. FYI, I just wanna ask, I mean. Would you guys consider me hot? I don't know, I've never seen myself.

• 1:26:39Speaker 04

  Am I opening for you at the time?

• 1:26:40Bobby Lee?

  Yes, you are.

• 1:26:41Speaker 04

  Yes, I would say you look beautiful.

• 1:26:43Bobby Lee?

  You're not opening for me.

• 1:26:45Speaker 04

  I'm not opening for you?

• 1:26:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what would you say?

• 1:26:46Speaker 04

  I'd say, you look nice.

• 1:26:48Speaker 05

  Can I open for you?

• 1:26:51Bobby Lee?

  So you wouldn't say that, so I'm not attractive?

• 1:26:54Speaker 04

  What do you mean? You're attractive.

• 1:26:55Speaker 05

  I think you're attractive.

• 1:26:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, then just say that.

• 1:26:59Speaker 04

  But if you were looking rug, if you were looking bad. If you were looking particularly bad that day, I wouldn't tell you is what I'm saying.

• 1:27:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:27:06Speaker 04

  I'd let you live with that.

• 1:27:06Bobby Lee?

  But in general, you would say that I'm decent looking?

• 1:27:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, I would, I would say you're a decent looking guy Bobby.

• 1:27:10Bobby Lee?

  Interesting, okay.

• 1:27:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:27:13Speaker 06

  I think you're.

• 1:27:13Bobby Lee?

  I would say that about all three of you probably.

• 1:27:16Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:27:17Speaker 05

  Should we start our OnlyFans now?

• 1:27:19Speaker 06

  What do you think has been the hottest era of Bobby? Is it right now? Is it ten years ago? Mad TV?

• 1:27:24Speaker 04

  Cause now, now is better than the photo that we, or the video that we saw earlier.

• 1:27:28Bobby Lee?

  What's this?

• 1:27:29Speaker 00

  The blind photographer.

• 1:27:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:31Speaker 04

  Seja Korn?

• 1:27:32Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 1:27:33Speaker 04

  Like, uh, Korn the Band spelled? That's cool.

• 1:27:36Speaker 05

  Bakersfield, I think.

• 1:27:37Speaker 00

  What is she taking photos of though?

• 1:27:38Speaker 04

  Oh, she's feeling it.

• 1:27:39Bobby Lee?

  She feels it first.

• 1:27:40Speaker 06

  The lens cap is on the whole time?

• 1:27:44Speaker 04

  I want to show the world.

• 1:27:45Speaker 06

  It looks like my vision.

• 1:27:46Speaker 04

  What I see, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:49Speaker 06

  I kind of fuck with this. This is kind of sick.

• 1:27:51Speaker 05

  It kind of feels erotic, the way she touches someone.

• 1:27:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:55Speaker 06

  She does like the portraits from middle schoolers. She's like, hold still.

• 1:27:59Speaker 04

  She's photographing herself, like thinking she's looking at you.

• 1:28:01Speaker 06

  Self style.

• 1:28:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so she, she does preparation.

• 1:28:04Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:28:05Bobby Lee?

  Right. She feels things out, right, and, uh...

• 1:28:10Speaker 06

  Oh, that's fu- that angle is awful.

• 1:28:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:12Speaker 06

  She's supposed to be looking at the camera.

• 1:28:15Speaker 06

  That's the most fucked angle in the world.

• 1:28:17Bobby Lee?

  She's looking at her, the photo.

• 1:28:18Speaker 04

  They fix.

• 1:28:18Speaker 06

  How do you know that?

• 1:28:19Speaker 05

  I don't think so.

• 1:28:20Bobby Lee?

  Is that good?

• 1:28:20Speaker 06

  She's like, I'm at Disneyland, right?

• 1:28:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:25Speaker 06

  Oh, my god.

• 1:28:26Bobby Lee?

  That's her husband, yeah.

• 1:28:26Speaker 05

  The guy is weird. Oh, that's her husband.

• 1:28:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, that guy rocks.

• 1:28:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, let's move on from this.

• 1:28:31Speaker 06

  She would rip on Kill Tony, but...

• 1:28:34Speaker 04

  Golden ticket winner.

• 1:28:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:35Speaker 04

  Golden ticket winner.

• 1:28:37Bobby Lee?

  Have you guys ever done Kill Tony?

• 1:28:39Speaker 04

  I, I think when it first became a show, I did in the Belly Room, way back in the day.

• 1:28:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you would do it now?

• 1:28:44Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:28:45Bobby Lee?

  You would draw now. Would you draw?

• 1:28:47Speaker 05

  Um, I don't think so.

• 1:28:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why?

• 1:28:51Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 1:28:51Bobby Lee?

  It's a lot of exposure.

• 1:28:52Speaker 05

  It's a lot of exposure, but I don't know if I'm in, I don't know. I guess if it were to... It just doesn't seem for me.

• 1:28:59Speaker 04

  You're Bobby Lee. You have nothing going on in your life. Let's say, would you do, is that something you would do?

• 1:29:03Speaker 06

  Well, he already has nothing on.

• 1:29:05Bobby Lee?

  I have nothing going on now.

• 1:29:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:29:07Bobby Lee?

  I would not do it.

• 1:29:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:29:09Bobby Lee?

  Um, anything to promote?

• 1:29:13Speaker 06

  I'm shooting a special in Arizona, March 13th and 14th.

• 1:29:16Bobby Lee?

  Where you playing?

• 1:29:16Speaker 06

  The Orpheum.

• 1:29:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, nice theater.

• 1:29:19Speaker 06

  And then I'm on, uh, tour, a whole Texas run, doing a bunch of places, St. Louis, Kansas City, Memphis.

• 1:29:24Speaker 05

  That's awesome.

• 1:29:25Speaker 06

  I already did Jacksonville, great city, Alabama, Texas, Wyoming.

• 1:29:27Speaker 05

  Did you meet anyone in Jacksonville?

• 1:29:29Speaker 06

  Uh, I met a guy who was smoking a joint and as I approached him, he put it out and stomped it out with the feet because he said, oh shit, I thought you were a cop. On brand for my face.

• 1:29:39Bobby Lee?

  Are these all theaters that you're playing or?

• 1:29:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:43Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:29:44Speaker 06

  Yeah, man, I'm in the middle of a tour right now and it's been, it's been a lot of fun.

• 1:29:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow. You prefer that over the clubs?

• 1:29:49Speaker 06

  Yes and no. I mean, it just depends based on, I think music venues kind of suck for comedy because they're dense for, so the laughs kind of go up and down.

• 1:29:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:57Speaker 06

  But traditional theaters are fucking incredible, so much fun.

• 1:29:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:00Speaker 06

  Uh, but there's just certain clubs that are just, you know, better than some music venues.

• 1:30:03Speaker 05

  Oh, that's, that's the merch?

• 1:30:05Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:30:05Speaker 05

  Oh, that's.

• 1:30:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, I hired a really cool, like, merch, like, downtown LA, like, you know, like.

• 1:30:10Bobby Lee?

  That's cool.

• 1:30:11Speaker 06

  Guy and he, he's great. He, he just knows the vibe.

• 1:30:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:14Speaker 05

  Unemployed kind of guy.

• 1:30:15Speaker 06

  Oh, he's the best dude. He's so good.

• 1:30:17Bobby Lee?

  Good vibes.

• 1:30:18Speaker 06

  Um, but yeah, I'm on tour right now at TrevorWolfe.com and I'm, I'm so excited for your special to come out. Just hearing what you did for yours with the effects is really cool. Now I'm like, fuck, I gotta up my game.

• 1:30:27Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how it's gonna turn out, but thank you.

• 1:30:29Speaker 06

  It's gonna be great, bud.

• 1:30:30Speaker 05

  It's gonna be great.

• 1:30:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. It's gonna be.

• 1:30:31Bobby Lee?

  Everyone says it's gonna be great.

• 1:30:32Speaker 06

  Well, there's, you've been edging everybody for 30 years.

• 1:30:35Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:30:35Speaker 06

  This nut is gonna be tremendous.

• 1:30:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:30:39Bobby Lee?

  I love.

• 1:30:40Speaker 05

  Just practicing your blind face?

• 1:30:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Give Trevor a round of applause.

• 1:30:46Speaker 06

  Thanks for having me. Always a pleasure coming on.

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