Adam DeVine & The Spicy Spleen

Adam DeVine is back for his 2nd time and recalls audition fails Bobby. We chat Workaholics origin, PA mistake, halibut fishing, Denzel Wikipedia, Richard Gere rumors, and blunt force trama. https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-launch-melanies-day-program For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/belly https://www.hims.com/belly Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at www.shopify.com/tigerbelly https://www.shopify.com/tigerbelly See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:09Bobby Lee?

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• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  Hey Portland, Oregon. I'll be at Spirit Mountain Casino. November 8th, 2025.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  I'm in the bear. Yeah, yeah.

• 3:11Speaker 04

  Wow, sick.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  You get a couple of lines, right? I'm in the season. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:15Speaker 04

  Damn, son, you're basically Joel McHale.

• 3:22Speaker 04

  He's Joel McHale now. He's in that show a little bit.

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  Is McHale's in it?

• 3:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  He's so good in it. What does he play, what does McHale play in it?

• 3:31Speaker 04

  Oh, you're Zach Galifianakis now. Oh, jeez, I didn't realize you have talent.

• 3:40Speaker 04

  I never knew that. Bobby?

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  Adam Devine is here.

• 3:46Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  Again.

• 3:49Speaker 04

  The second, third time, maybe, second, I don't know. Something like that.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're gonna take a verse, or what, Adam? I mean, or Andrew? No, no, no, I mean, I mean. What, you don't sing? Filipinos can sing. I know, I got, that's the white part of me is I can't sing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:03Speaker 04

  Really? Cause that's, that's, that is a.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  That's a sad.

• 4:05Speaker 04

  That is a, that's so sad.

• 4:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:07Speaker 04

  Those are some of my favorite videos. You're like.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 4:10Speaker 04

  Well, just in your, you're in the Philippines. And then it's just like some guy who's just chain smoking cigarettes, who looks like a melted candle.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:19Speaker 04

  And then he sounds exactly like Rihanna.

• 4:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:24Speaker 04

  He's like, please don't stop the music.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know. So you didn't get any of the singing skills? How about the boxing skills? I did get those. Okay.

• 4:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, throw them hands, boy, yeah.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  Well, you think you could beat me in a round? I don't, actually. Oh, all right, well, I've never even taken a class.

• 4:44Speaker 04

  I bet you could.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think so?

• 4:46Speaker 04

  Bobby?

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  First of all, first of all, bro, let me just say something, okay, bro?

• 4:53Speaker 04

  No, you, nah.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  No, no, let me, let me get, alright? Everybody that kinda does a little grapple-grapple with me, dude, always goes, "God, you're stronger than I thought you were."

• 5:00Speaker 04

  It's the low center of gravity. I got it too.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's right. And also, another thing is, another thing is that, um, when, you know, women make, sometimes when they make love to me, right?

• 5:10Speaker 04

  Oh, sometimes.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes, right? They go, "That was legit." So that's, yeah, those are my skill sets, you know what I mean? That's what I bring to the table.

• 5:18Speaker 02

  Is that what they say? Is that what they say? "That was legit."

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, you had sex with me before.

• 5:22Speaker 02

  That's not what I said.

• 5:24Speaker 04

  I never said it was legit.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  What did you say?

• 5:26Speaker 02

  I can promise you that's not what I said.

• 5:28Speaker 04

  What was that?

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what was it? What did you say?

• 5:30Speaker 04

  Why? Why?

• 5:34Speaker 04

  Why was that?

• 5:39Speaker 04

  You're sure it's not what they're eating afterwards, saying, "Oh, this, this sandwich was legit."

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Oh my God, it's so humiliating. That was really funny, Adam, but, okay, anyway, um, um, you, uh, you have beef?

• 5:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, I got beef with Bobby. I got beef with Bobby because he's doing our cruise. We have a cruise with, uh, that, me and the Workaholics guys, uh, This is Important is our podcast, and we're doing a cruise called This Cruise is Important. And then Bobby said, I don't know if he was on this show, or if he was on his other podcast, Bad Friends, but he was saying, "I never wanna go on a cruise. I'm never going to go on a cruise." And then multiple people are hitting me up, being like, "Bobby's not going on your cruise."

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:25Speaker 04

  What's up, Bobby?

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I'll tell you this.

• 6:27Speaker 04

  You're contractually obligated to go on the cruise.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Go down.

• 6:32Speaker 04

  Scroll down.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Scroll down, scroll down.

• 6:33Speaker 04

  Bobby Lee!

• 6:36Speaker 04

  First one after, after the, the three main studs.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  Adam, right, next one. Wow.

• 6:41Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  Well, of course I'm doing it.

• 6:43Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  Obviously, I'm doing it. I'm on a flyer, dude.

• 6:47Speaker 04

  You're on the flyer. You gotta show up. It's gonna be fun.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  I know. It's gonna be fun. It's in Feb. When is it?

• 6:52Speaker 04

  February 22nd through the 26th.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Well, let me ask you some questions, guy.

• 6:56Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  Number one, what do we gotta do when I'm there?

• 6:59Speaker 04

  Standup comedy, probably.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so we're gonna do a couple of shows?

• 7:03Speaker 04

  We're gonna do some shows.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 7:05Speaker 04

  We're gonna get, we're gonna do water slides, belly flop competitions.

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 7:09Speaker 04

  Some classic stuff.

• 7:10Speaker 02

  I think, you know what's been going, my algorithm has gotten into the dark side of cruises.

• 7:16Speaker 04

  See, I don't wanna hear about dark side.

• 7:20Speaker 04

  Right now, because when we first started to promote this, was right when the poop cruise got to the internet.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:27Speaker 04

  And everyone's like, ah, poop cruise. I'm like, that was one cruise out of the millions of cruises that have happened.

• 7:33Speaker 02

  Well, they, don't they say that they add?

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Just throw it out.

• 7:39Speaker 02

  They, they add stuff to the food, like a laxative, so it gives a laxative effect so that the plumbing doesn't go awry.

• 7:46Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 7:47Speaker 04

  Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna request, it's my cruise, so I'm saying, let's go laxative. Let's clog these pipes.

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I poo a lot.

• 7:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, me too.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:58Speaker 04

  I just did it here in your bathroom.

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  I know, we were in there for a while.

• 8:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was. You just had to smoke a cigarette.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:04Speaker 04

  It was taking some.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  Well, then, no, yeah, well, I went in, I was in the fucking waiting room, and I go, hey, that's not a pee. So I went out, had a cigarette, came back in, and you're still, that's not a pee.

• 8:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  In my mind, you know what I mean?

• 8:15Speaker 04

  But then you did another cigarette?

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did two.

• 8:18Speaker 04

  That's cool.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, does it smell weird in there?

• 8:22Speaker 04

  No, it didn't. It was, yeah, I don't wanna get into my poo.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  We don't have to. We can let it go.

• 8:28Speaker 04

  Really smell that though. Let's guess that doo doo. You know, I don't really know. We didn't make this flyer. They just put this out, you know, and, uh, and they, it's like a cool kids only kickback. I'm like, that sounds fucking stupid. Like, everyone's invited to do the kickback if we're doing kickbacks, but, uh, also I don't say kickback. And I just said it like 12 times. So I don't know. The flyer's stupid. Um.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, if I'm a single guy, let's, do I bring a girl onto it or do I just go?

• 8:59Speaker 04

  Uh, it's, it's 64 girls right now. So we're leaning heavy on. Thank you. Thank you, ladies. Thank you for coming. Yeah, cuz they know Blake's gonna be all shirtless.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 9:09Speaker 04

  Nipple hair.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:11Speaker 02

  How many days?

• 9:12Speaker 04

  It's, I think it's four days.

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my.

• 9:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, 22nd through the 26th.

• 9:16Speaker 02

  And then where are you guys?

• 9:17Speaker 04

  Back to 26th.

• 9:18Speaker 02

  Oh, my God, to, all the way to Cosmo.

• 9:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're going to Cosmo. You're gonna spend a day on Cosmo.

• 9:22Speaker 05

  I'll tell you what, I'm going.

• 9:23Speaker 04

  What's that?

• 9:24Speaker 05

  I'm buying tickets.

• 9:25Speaker 04

  I love it.

• 9:25Speaker 05

  I'm buying tickets.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  Are you really gonna go?

• 9:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, are you gonna go?

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah, I'm.

• 9:30Speaker 04

  We're making sure, we're making sure.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're going, I'm gonna go. Are you going?

• 9:35Speaker 00

  I'm going, dude.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  Are you going?

• 9:36Speaker 04

  A hell of a lineup.

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys have to go, dude.

• 9:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Also, you know, if there's, you know, I don't have a lot of friends there. Keep me company, maybe.

• 9:43Speaker 00

  One of your friends is sitting right next to you.

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  I know, but he's, it's his thing.

• 9:46Speaker 04

  You're gonna be.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  He's getting with Anders and that guy Blake.

• 9:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're gonna be, uh, you're gonna, you know, you know, you know, everybody on this list, you know.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Let me see. Let me see.

• 9:56Speaker 04

  It's right there.

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  I know, I'm reading it now.

• 9:57Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I'll just tell you my relationship with them.

• 10:00Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Go back, please. Thank you.

• 10:03Speaker 04

  That was beautiful.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  All right, um, Adam Ray. Close.

• 10:07Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, you know him.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Swartson. Pretty close.

• 10:10Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 10:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Sam Jay, not so.

• 10:12Speaker 04

  Hey, not so.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:13Speaker 04

  Maybe this is the time you get a little closer.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  Maybe so, yeah.

• 10:16Speaker 04

  Closer.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Um, she, she's black, right?

• 10:18Speaker 04

  That's correct.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. Hey, nailed it.

• 10:22Speaker 04

  The first test, the first test to friendship is being able to identify the color of their skin.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll go with Annie Letterman, googly monster. Yeah, she, is she not a googly?

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  Jiggly, jiggly, googly.

• 10:34Speaker 04

  I love it.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  She's a jiggly, jiggly, googly monster, guys.

• 10:37Speaker 04

  And I want you to, uh, to say that on stage. Maybe you bring her up, I don't know how it's gonna work exactly.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, when I greet Annie, I go woo hoo hoo hoo, you know, because of jiggly.

• 10:47Speaker 04

  I love it.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Annie, Annie, was that me?

• 10:49Speaker 04

  I don't know. I don't know exactly what that was, but...

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  Beth Stelling.

• 10:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  Sweetheart.

• 10:54Speaker 04

  She's sweet.

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  Sweetheart.

• 10:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  Catherine Blanford.

• 10:57Speaker 02

  She's fun.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 10:58Speaker 02

  Catherine.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  I know her.

• 10:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:00Speaker 02

  She's a fun girl, she's a wild fun girl.

• 11:02Speaker 04

  Excited to have her, she's very funny.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  Cuckoo.

• 11:05Speaker 04

  We're, we're all a little cuckoo, I think.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're all a little cuckoo. Eric Griffin, dear friend.

• 11:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  Also, okay, hairy. He's a hairy, knuckles, on the knuckles.

• 11:15Speaker 04

  Those knuckles are atrocious.

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  Wax him, do something.

• 11:18Speaker 04

  Do something with those knuckles.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  I've never, have you ever seen his feet?

• 11:21Speaker 04

  I haven't. I've seen his whole body. I've seen his whole body.

• 11:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so, uh...

• 11:27Speaker 04

  Weirdly hairless, once you...

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 11:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 11:30Speaker 02

  Oh, that's even scarier.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, it's a really good lineup, dude, I can't wait to go, you know?

• 11:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  And then you live, um, not in this area, and I'm not gonna tell you exactly where, but you live in a coastal region.

• 11:41Speaker 04

  I do, I live, I live at the beach.

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:43Speaker 04

  I'm a little beach boy now.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  Um, I, I, I'm, you know, being inland.

• 11:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  I do miss the, get out there, borrow a whispering. Treat yourself to a little beach place.

• 11:56Speaker 04

  I really like the waves. Yeah, me too, I like the sound of it, I got a couple little boats, I go on little boat rides, yeah.

• 12:03Speaker 02

  What do you do, what do you do on the boats?

• 12:05Speaker 04

  Just hang out on boats. It's fun to go on boats, you know, I wanna, uh, fish, but I don't know how to fish.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  Amir Kay. You know Amir Kay?

• 12:14Speaker 04

  I do.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  He's in boats, out there.

• 12:16Speaker 04

  Does he fish on the boat?

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he fishes.

• 12:18Speaker 02

  Does he fish?

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he gets yellow tails to an array.

• 12:20Speaker 04

  Oh, I'd love that, I would love to be able to do that.

• 12:22Speaker 02

  I got the best fisherman for you, but we'll talk later.

• 12:24Speaker 04

  Really, okay, yeah.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  What? You know what, that's fucking...

• 12:27Speaker 02

  You're sensitive, you know?

• 12:28Bobby Lee?

  That's so stupid.

• 12:30Speaker 04

  What? I know the best fisherman.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, maybe she knows a great fisherman, why are you shitting on her ability to know fishermen?

• 12:35Speaker 04

  I know a good deer hunter.

• 12:37Speaker 02

  Who?

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  What? What's his name? Joe Rogan.

• 12:41Speaker 04

  Okay. Yeah, I'll check it out.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  He's the best of them.

• 12:44Speaker 04

  Look at him, look at that big ass fish.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:46Speaker 04

  That's an ocean fish, you can tell.

• 12:48Speaker 02

  What is that Bobby?

• 12:48Speaker 04

  Ocean fish are just...

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  That's gotta be tuna.

• 12:50Speaker 02

  That does not do...

• 12:52Speaker 04

  It's gotta be.

• 12:53Speaker 00

  It's gotta be though.

• 12:54Speaker 04

  It has to be.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  No, it's gotta be.

• 12:56Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 12:57Speaker 04

  Oh, no way to tell what kind of fish that is.

• 12:59Speaker 02

  I gotta look, you guess, you guys guess, I'll tell you.

• 13:01Speaker 04

  Is that a ye- a... Yellow, it's a yellowish tail, so is that a yellow tail?

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  Is it a yellowish tail?

• 13:07Speaker 02

  It's not a yellow tail.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 13:08Speaker 04

  It's not.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  You know, do you...

• 13:10Speaker 02

  I do, I see the fish.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:11Speaker 04

  Oh, sick.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  She's one of the Philippine, she's half Filipino as well.

• 13:15Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 13:15Bobby Lee?

  And she's a Swede, Swede.

• 13:18Speaker 00

  Swede, just a Swede.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  She's a Swede. No, she's a, she's a sea dweller. She loves the sea.

• 13:23Speaker 04

  Oh, okay, sea dweller.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, yeah, yeah.

• 13:27Speaker 04

  For a comic, sometimes you can't say words, and I love that. It's one of my favorite things about you.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 13:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's just how you said sea dweller.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know what, here's the thing.

• 13:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what I'm saying at the time.

• 13:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean to.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  I know, but here, let me just defend myself.

• 13:41Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  Divine.

• 13:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Is that your real last name? That can't be.

• 13:45Speaker 04

  It is.

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well Divine, um... I, I, sometimes I don't know what I'm saying, right? But I commit to the beginning.

• 13:53Speaker 04

  I...

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  Most people go, oh, I know what I'm gonna say, and then they frenetically, is that the right word?

• 13:59Speaker 02

  Go ahead.

• 13:59Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  They, they process. Go ahead.

• 14:03Speaker 04

  Uh, I understand what you're saying, a lot of times though.

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well Jesus, well spit it the fuck out!

• 14:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  And then they say it, but I go, I'm gonna commit to it, and then when it's coming out, I go, uh-oh.

• 14:13Speaker 02

  Oh, you meant to say frenetic, instead of, you said frenetic.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

• 14:17Speaker 00

  Go ahead Bobby, your game. What fish is that Bobby?

• 14:20Speaker 04

  That's the exact fish.

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, that's a, um, bass.

• 14:23Speaker 02

  No.

• 14:23Speaker 00

  No, this one, Clala.

• 14:25Speaker 02

  It's not a bass.

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  What is that, what is that one, what is that?

• 14:28Speaker 02

  But you know, you're not...

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  Halibut.

• 14:29Speaker 02

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  That's halibut?

• 14:31Speaker 04

  Oh, that's a halibut.

• 14:32Speaker 02

  The white sea bass, kale looks similar, but...

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  Do you want, do you know, Adam, do you know why I know, based on that photo?

• 14:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  Roblox or something?

• 14:41Speaker 04

  Are you a, a nine-year-old?

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  No, what, I play a game called Stardew Valley.

• 14:50Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  And there's a lot of fishing in the game.

• 14:52Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  And the graphics look like that? Yeah, yeah, and the, yeah, that's the graphic.

• 14:56Speaker 04

  Uh, you know that there's video games with really good.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 15:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, graphics.

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  Don't, please don't, please, it's the greatest game, look.

• 15:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, I, I mean, I like Ms. Pac-Man.

• 15:05Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that's not what it is, I'm obsessed with the game.

• 15:07Speaker 04

  Yeah. And that's the game?

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  That's what it looks like, right, no, but that's the, a recipe, because you can cook in the game. So there's.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  But see, right there, that's what fishing looks like.

• 15:17Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  And when you get a fish, I can identify the fish if it's in the game.

• 15:23Speaker 04

  We need to get you out in the, in the real world.

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:26Speaker 04

  And, yeah.

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  That's a halibut.

• 15:28Speaker 04

  That's halibut, yeah.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'd go fishing with Amir, I like Amir, yeah.

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  He's a very funny man.

• 15:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, gotta throw him on the cruise, maybe he'll catch something.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 15:37Speaker 04

  Shit.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  But he lives by the beach too, anyway, um, a lot of comics live by the beach, Craig Conant? You know him?

• 15:43Speaker 04

  I don't.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 15:45Speaker 04

  He's a guy?

• 15:48Bobby Lee?

  He's a guy, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, uh, do you take walks on, on the beach with your family?

• 15:52Speaker 04

  I do, I go on, uh, morning, morning walks with the sun. I love it, I love, he, uh, he sees butterflies, and now, this cute little fuck.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  How old is he now?

• 16:02Speaker 04

  He's, uh, twenty-two, no, he's, uh, eighteen months, some seventeen months, something like that.

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 16:09Speaker 04

  And, and when I, when he sees butterflies, he goes.

• 16:15Speaker 04

  Stop, you cute little bugger.

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 16:18Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  Now, is it true, cause I've heard comics say this, that when they go on the road?

• 16:25Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  And when they're coming back home, they can't wait to see their kid?

• 16:29Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  Is that true?

• 16:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's true.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we just can't, you're like, I wanna, I gotta get home, you know what I mean?

• 16:35Speaker 04

  It is, it's way, you know, I thought I would like it, and I love it so much more than I even thought that I would.

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 16:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's, uh, yeah, it's just incredible, I mean, obviously, there's some parts that suck, you have to wake up so early. Uh, and then he's just, you know, he's probably shit his pants, so you gotta take care of that.

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  You can't get a night nurse?

• 16:56Speaker 04

  Uh, well, for his whole life?

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:01Speaker 04

  He's a year and a half now.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  Like five years.

• 17:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay, maybe the first five years.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  You can't get that?

• 17:06Speaker 02

  At some point, you gotta be the nurse.

• 17:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, at some point, you gotta, yeah, step up.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, the poo thing, though, right? I mean, you can't help that, can you?

• 17:13Speaker 04

  No, I mean, you get so desensitized to it. At first, I'm like, man, I'm seeing this little guy's butthole a lot. And then now you're just like, schlip, schlip, schlip, schlip.

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see.

• 17:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, and you're just done with it.

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  What, what, what age do they go, daddy? I'm gonna go to the bathroom. And they go to the bathroom themselves?

• 17:31Speaker 04

  I think that's like two-ish, two and a half.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  Two and a half, right.

• 17:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think he now is saying dada.

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's great.

• 17:38Speaker 04

  Which is adorable, but then he likes to fuck with us. He'll say, dada, and then point to mom.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:45Speaker 04

  Mom is like, no, no, no, mama. And he goes, mama.

• 17:51Speaker 04

  All right. No, no, no, and then he'll laugh.

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 17:54Speaker 04

  Cause he knows he's fucking with us.

• 17:55Bobby Lee?

  He's a comedian.

• 17:56Speaker 04

  I hope so, man.

• 17:57Bobby Lee?

  You, you would support it?

• 17:58Speaker 04

  I would.

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 17:59Speaker 04

  Wouldn't you? I feel like we have pretty cool lives.

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  But with what?

• 18:03Speaker 04

  Like, look at, this is your job, dude. Like, my dad worked on this in a railroad. You know what I mean?

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know.

• 18:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:11Bobby Lee?

  Your dad in railroad?

• 18:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, he worked for the railroad.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow.

• 18:14Speaker 05

  Was he supportive when you wanted to become a comedian?

• 18:17Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, it's cut.

• 18:25Speaker 04

  Hims for your hair.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  For your hair.

• 18:28Speaker 04

  For your hair, for your hair, baby.

• 18:34Speaker 04

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• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 18:38Speaker 04

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• 18:54Speaker 02

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• 19:09Bobby Lee?

  You shouldn't have to go out of your way to feel like yourself. I'll tell you that, golly gee.

• 19:13Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:13Bobby Lee?

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• 19:22Speaker 02

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• 19:27Speaker 00

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• 19:42Speaker 06

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• 19:51Speaker 00

  Shopify, Shopify, Shopify.

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  Shopify is the e-commerce commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the world and 10% of all e-commerce in the US. From household names like Mattel and Jimm Shark to brands just getting started. Get started with your own design studio. With hundreds of ready-to-use templates, Shopify helps you build a beautiful online store to match your brand's style.

• 20:21Speaker 02

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• 20:32Bobby Lee?

  Get the word out like you have a marketing team behind you. You can create email and social media campaigns wherever your customers are strolling or scrolling.

• 20:39Speaker 02

  It's what we use to sell our merch. Here, throw it over here.

• 20:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, throw it.

• 20:44Speaker 02

  This is what George was trying to get before he got yelled at.

• 20:47Speaker 00

  They will be selling these shorts and using Shopify.

• 20:49Speaker 02

  See these cool basket, old-school retro basketball shorts, these PE shorts?

• 20:52Bobby Lee?

  That's us.

• 20:53Speaker 02

  We're using Shopify.

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  We are.

• 20:55Speaker 00

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• 21:17Speaker 04

  Wow, wow.

• 21:18Speaker 05

  Was he supportive when you wanted to become a comedian?

• 21:21Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah. Cut. See that line again?

• 21:25Speaker 05

  I got so nervous. I looked at Adam Devine, I was like, I can't believe I'm sitting next to him.

• 21:31Speaker 04

  You deliver like that on the bear?

• 21:34Speaker 05

  I'm gonna cut all my scenes.

• 21:35Speaker 04

  Is that bear acting?

• 21:36Speaker 00

  Or platonic season two?

• 21:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, platonic season two.

• 21:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's, hey, we got to get to the end.

• 21:40Speaker 04

  Have that again. And action, Andrew.

• 21:42Speaker 05

  That's why I'm on montages only. That's why.

• 21:44Speaker 04

  And action, Andrew?

• 21:45Speaker 05

  Um, was your parents fuck?

• 21:50Speaker 05

  I forgot the line.

• 21:52Speaker 04

  It wasn't even a line, it just came to your brain. And, and, wait, the director?

• 21:57Speaker 05

  Okay, okay, got you, got you.

• 21:59Speaker 04

  Everyone ready? Okay, and action.

• 22:02Speaker 05

  Were your parents supportive when you wanted to become a comedian?

• 22:04Speaker 04

  Ooh, stuck the landing.

• 22:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:07Speaker 04

  And also, so serious.

• 22:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, you, you didn't put any fun.

• 22:14Speaker 05

  I want you to know that I'm freaking out in my head that that was bad.

• 22:18Speaker 04

  You nailed it, you nailed it. Uh, they were, I would say, you know, I've told you guys before, but I was hit by a cement truck when I was a kid. So I was like, you know, you almost die.

• 22:28Speaker 05

  I'm sorry.

• 22:28Speaker 02

  Wait, how old were you?

• 22:29Speaker 00

  What the fuck are you laughing at?

• 22:31Speaker 04

  I don't know, it's, it's like, I got, you know, a piano landed on my head when I was a kid.

• 22:36Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 22:36Speaker 04

  It's like, kinda.

• 22:37Bobby Lee?

  It is funny.

• 22:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:38Bobby Lee?

  It is funny.

• 22:38Speaker 04

  I apologize.

• 22:39Bobby Lee?

  I was like, yeah.

• 22:39Speaker 04

  It was traumatic.

• 22:40Bobby Lee?

  I apologize.

• 22:40Speaker 04

  It was a funny, you know, if I was hit by a regular truck, who gives a shit?

• 22:45Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 22:46Speaker 04

  But I'm hit by a cement truck?

• 22:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:47Speaker 04

  That's kinda funny. Maybe you should be a comedian.

• 22:49Speaker 02

  Did you get money for it?

• 22:51Speaker 04

  I got like 25 grand or something.

• 22:53Speaker 02

  That's it?

• 22:53Speaker 04

  That's it? Uh, and then I invested. My dad's like, you gotta throw it in the stock market. My dad knows nothing about the stock market. Uh, ooh, I look like that? God damn.

• 23:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you were.

• 23:05Speaker 04

  I was. Wow. I weirdly was older in that photo right there than I am now.

• 23:13Speaker 04

  I look like shit there. Uh, yeah, I was 11 years old.

• 23:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. Traumatic.

• 23:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, there I am. There I am. What were you doing? Uh, walking across the street. Yeah, I was, I was going to the, uh, gas station to get candies and also we would rip out pages out of the, the Playboy magazines.

• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:34Speaker 04

  As kids do and as kids do.

• 23:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:36Speaker 04

  And I don't know why we didn't just take the entire magazine, but we would rip pages out.

• 23:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:41Speaker 04

  And one kid would be like, hey, where's your razzmatazz suckers? And then another kid's just.

• 23:47Speaker 04

  Just ripping, ripping pages. But, uh, yeah, so my friend yells like, come on. And I took that as like coast is clear. And he meant it as, as come on, I'm just excited to go to the convenience store.

• 24:01Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 24:01Speaker 04

  So I took it as like, oh, it's, it's, but three cement trucks growing up the hill at the same time that two were coming down. And, cause I grew up, uh, in the suburbs. So new houses were being built every day.

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:13Speaker 04

  I grew up in that shitty video game that Bobby plays.

• 24:18Speaker 04

  Where there's just cement trucks and shit everywhere. Uh, it was Roblox. So there's three were going up, two were coming down. He yells, come on. I walk out with my bike, kablammo underneath the wheel. And then I couldn't walk for like two years.

• 24:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 24:32Speaker 04

  Yeah. So essentially to add, to answer your very well-delivered question, uh, my, my parents were like, oh, you're not dead. So you can do whatever you want. And I'm like, I want to be a comedian. And they're like, do you have any other dreams? Do you want to do anything else?

• 24:48Bobby Lee?

  But you were good, you were good early on, though.

• 24:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:51Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 24:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was.

• 24:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you were good. Yeah. I saw you in the belly room. I already think I've already told you this, but I saw you in the belly room many, many years ago and you were just starting and you were good then.

• 25:02Speaker 04

  It meant a lot. I remember you saying something to me and I was like floating.

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:06Speaker 04

  Cause I was, uh, you know, I started when I was eighteen years old, so.

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 25:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  And you started where? What town?

• 25:12Speaker 04

  I started here. I started in LA.

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh my, that's the hardest place to start.

• 25:16Speaker 04

  It really sucked and I was doing a lot of, uh, really shitty clubs and rooms and, you know, bowling alleys and Chinese restaurants and the Haha Cafe.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:26Speaker 04

  There a lot.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:28Speaker 04

  Uh, haha.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:30Speaker 04

  I was at the haha, uh, every, uh, it was, remember that song, Gasolina? Someone on Gasolina. That song was very popular at the time and I feel like that's, when I think back of when I started comedy, I only think of the Gasolina song.

• 25:45Bobby Lee?

  Cause it was playing outside or something?

• 25:48Speaker 04

  No, that's just the song they brought everyone up to. It's a different fucking song than Gasolina.

• 25:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:53Speaker 04

  I'm like.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  Andrew, did you play there?

• 25:56Speaker 05

  Uh, no, I never, I've never played there.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  Cause you're an east side.

• 25:59Speaker 05

  Woo.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  High class.

• 26:01Speaker 05

  I was.

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  Alternative comic.

• 26:02Speaker 05

  That, that room though too, it's like, that's like the diverse room now. It's like the only room that I think does like Latino and black shows.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 26:09Speaker 04

  With the, the improv and the.

• 26:13Speaker 05

  But I think.

• 26:13Speaker 04

  Laugh factor.

• 26:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, I guess.

• 26:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, I guess. Monday night, uh. Yeah, they do. Was a little better.

• 26:17Speaker 05

  But like, I, yeah, like I, I wanna play there.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:20Speaker 05

  Get me in?

• 26:20Speaker 04

  I bet you can.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I, I wouldn't even know how to even play that room. I've, I played it one time.

• 26:26Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  I don't know who to call.

• 26:27Speaker 04

  Did you start, were, did you, were you like just at the Comedy Store, like out the gate?

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:31Speaker 04

  That's a good. The Comedy Store scared me. I, cause I was like eighteen, nineteen years old.

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:36Speaker 04

  And I'd go there and I'm like, man, I, I, either I have to start smoking crack or I can't. Like, it was like a scary, and then, and then you remember like the, the Sunset Jesus was always.

• 26:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:48Speaker 04

  Kevin? That Kevin.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:50Speaker 04

  I mean, alright.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever know Chewie or no?

• 26:52Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  He had this four hundred pound man in like a three piece suit. And a top hat, Mexican dude named Chewie, and he was hardcore.

• 27:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, the comedy store scared me.

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  It was scary.

• 27:05Speaker 04

  The improv was much more welcoming. And then I, uh, and then I became the door guy there.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  At the improv?

• 27:11Speaker 04

  At the improv.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:12Speaker 04

  And was a door guy there for two years and then.

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  But those were the dark ages of the store. I think it's changed.

• 27:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's much cooler.

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:19Speaker 04

  It's very welcoming, very awesome now.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's cool now.

• 27:21Speaker 04

  It's, I feel like if you start now, it's a very welcoming place to start.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's hard to get into.

• 27:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, uh, yeah, and then I was at two years at the, uh, improv. And then I booked the Montreal Comedy Festival, New Faces.

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 27:36Speaker 04

  I like a year and a half in or so. And then I remember some NBC executive was like, "What are you doing working here?" And I'm like, "Oh, I, it was after the festival." And he's like, "You can't work here." And I'm like, "This is how I make money here." I'm like, "I make no money doing comedy." And it's like, "You have to quit. You have to live in the valley and just work at the Best Buy there and then do stand-up because the industry can't see you." Just working at the comedy club. And I'm like.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 28:02Speaker 04

  So I went upstairs and I told Rita, the manager, I'm like, "I ha- I think I have to quit." I was waiting for you to quit, Pete's.

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:10Speaker 04

  I knew you were gonna quit.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  She's still there. I love her.

• 28:13Speaker 04

  I love her too.

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's the fucking best. She calls me all the time.

• 28:17Speaker 04

  She, she always like cries when she sees me.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 28:20Speaker 04

  Because I was so young when she, she hired me there, you know? And I'm like nineteen, twenty years old, something like that.

• 28:25Speaker 05

  When you moved here, did you know anybody in LA? Or did you start completely like blank slate?

• 28:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, I didn't know anybody.

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  Damn.

• 28:32Speaker 04

  I got the LA Weekly. Remember the LA Weekly?

• 28:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:35Speaker 04

  Find the open mics and would highlight them and then.

• 28:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 28:38Speaker 04

  Carry that around. I have my Thomas Guide.

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  Do you, did you have, uh?

• 28:42Speaker 04

  I'm sixty-eight years old.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  Did you have guys you started with that were pricks?

• 28:48Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, I mean, for sure.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I had, I wrote them down.

• 28:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, I have a little.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  I still see them.

• 28:55Speaker 04

  I, yeah, I have a little list of people.

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  They're still at open mics. I go, "Hi."

• 28:57Speaker 04

  "Hi, bye sucker. Bye, I'm headlining." Uh, yeah, there's some guys that have, you know, that, they're like very funny, but they were just assholes. And now that I'm in a position that I hire people, uh, for television shows and movies and stuff, that I've gone, "Not them." And everyone else was like, "They had the funniest audition." I'm like, "I don't fucking care."

• 29:22Speaker 04

  I know, they are funny, but fuck them.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you ever been in a room where you're auditioning, like it's your project? And your friends come in?

• 29:31Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  And you have to watch them read?

• 29:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  It's the worst.

• 29:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, especially if they, I mean, sometimes they crush, and you're like, oh, thank God.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:39Speaker 04

  But then every once in a while, you're like, oh buddy, and then you have to be like, dude, really good stuff. Are you in classes?

• 29:48Speaker 04

  Uh, are you trying to get better at all? Or you're just winging it?

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  One time Neil Brennan was directing a movie with Piven and, you know what I mean?

• 29:56Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, the, the.

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  The dealership.

• 29:57Speaker 04

  Car movie.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Car movie, right? And I was in the room audition, and then after my first take, Neil Brennan stands up, comes to me, whispers in my ear, and he goes, "No one can understand what you're saying."

• 30:11Speaker 00

  He whispered it?

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  I go, "What do you mean?" He goes, "It just doesn't seem like English."

• 30:18Speaker 04

  It doesn't seem like.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  Cause I was so nervous.

• 30:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:21Bobby Lee?

  He's like, "Just slow it way down, man."

• 30:23Speaker 04

  I remember when we hired Eric Griffin, cause Eric, he was never like a dick, but Eric would always like sun me. He'd be like, "You'll get good someday, little man." And I'm like, "Fuck you, you big hairy buffoon."

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:37Speaker 04

  I'm like, and then when I, when we sold Workaholics and we were just starting the show,

• 30:44Speaker 04

  he came in and crushed the audition.

• 30:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 30:47Speaker 04

  And thought that I was a P A working on the show. And I, and I read with him.

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow.

• 30:55Speaker 04

  He was like, man, very, uh, it's cool that they're letting you read and do all the readings. And I'm like, "Motherfucker, it's my TV show." So I actively, he actually came the day before, he got the days wrong of his audition, came the day before. And was just like, and Blake comes in and was like, "I think I just met Armand Tez."

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:13Speaker 04

  He was, this guy's hilarious, he looks goofy, he's got hairy knuckles. And I'm like, "Looks goofy, hairy knuckles."

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:20Speaker 04

  He's like, "Does he look like Mr. Potato Head?" And I'm like, "He does." And I'm like, "Is Eric Griffin?" He's like, "That's the guy." And I'm like, "We can't, we cannot hire him." And I actively was like. We can't, and then he crushes audition, I'm like, oh fuck, I think we gotta hire. This is gonna suck. And then it ended up being great, and he was great on the show, but I, I wrote in the show that my character just unexplainably hates Eric's character. So I got to be like wildly mean to him. Seven seasons of the TV show, which was very.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  But you guys got close.

• 31:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, well that's. He's a great, he's a great friend of mine, but uh, he's the worst.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  I remember Candace Burgen.

• 32:07Speaker 04

  Bergen?

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Is that her name?

• 32:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  Candace Burgen.

• 32:09Speaker 02

  Murphy? Murphy Brown?

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  Murphy Brown.

• 32:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  What? I said it wrong?

• 32:15Speaker 04

  It's Bergen, I think.

• 32:16Speaker 02

  It's Bergen, I think.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  Whatever!

• 32:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, whatever, she's not here. Candace, come on out.

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But she thought that I was makeup hair, right? And then even when we were like rehearsing, I was like doing lines with her. She thought I was makeup hair, and then when we're actually shooting, she'd be like, sweetie, you're an actor? And I go, yeah, I'm in the show, and she's like, you don't look like an actor.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Like an actor? And I go, well, I look like this.

• 32:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  Like, you know, my own form of Googly Monster, you know what I mean?

• 32:47Speaker 04

  No.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I had this one guy come in, I had a Comedy Central pilot, can you hand me that real quick?

• 32:52Speaker 04

  Which one, what? This?

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  No, the, the, the, the.

• 32:56Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  What are you pointing? That, that, that, thank you.

• 32:58Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  Um, and, good friend of mine, he came in, and I go, this guy's great, this guy's really funny, right? And he has his sides like this, over his face, and he goes.

• 33:12Bobby Lee?

  He was so nervous.

• 33:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  Shaking, shaking the thing, and I didn't know, I just let him keep doing, I didn't give him a notes or anything. Cause I just wanted him to get out of the room.

• 33:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It was like a point where there was nothing that I could have said that was gonna like, you know what I mean, make him calm. Cause he had never auditioned before. I know. And then later I go, you did good. He goes, no I didn't.

• 33:36Speaker 04

  One of my. Fucking liar.

• 33:39Bobby Lee?

  Auditions was.

• 33:41Speaker 04

  Straight to producers in front of Judd Apatow, Jason Segel, and a ton of other people. And it was like a huge audition. And I was so nervous, I'm acting opposite Jason Segel, that I went completely off book and just started improv-ing and got up out of my chair and decided like, I'm gonna bring so much energy to this that the words won't matter. And then afterwards, I remember Judd Apatow looks at me and goes, well, we wanted some improv.

• 34:15Speaker 04

  And then

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  Did you blush?

• 34:16Speaker 04

  And then I go, I could do it again. And he goes, I think we're good.

• 34:22Speaker 04

  And I left. And I brought it up to Judd before and I'm like, I'm sure you remember that. And he's like, I don't remember that at all.

• 34:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:27Speaker 04

  I'm like, okay. Meant nothing to you, but for me, it was the worst day of my life.

• 34:32Speaker 05

  Was this pre-Workaholics?

• 34:34Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:35Bobby Lee?

  But I don't know if I've told this story in a while, but remember the one that I, I don't audition, this is the worst audition I've ever had. So it was, um, not Ridley Scott, but his brother Tony Scott.

• 34:47Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. Huge director.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  Huge director. He was doing a movie. And this is, CA first signed me.

• 34:53Speaker 04

  Cool.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  And they're like, we got you a real special audition.

• 34:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  I go, what is it? And they're like, just know your lines. Of course, I never read it.

• 35:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  I read it the night before, whatever.

• 35:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  And they came in on a Saturday, which is like, at the time, I didn't know that that was a big deal.

• 35:11Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  But Saturday was, and I walk in and I knew something was up because there was no one else there. And I remember they handed me a glass of water. You know what I mean? Usually there's no water. You're in these like, you know, we fold chairs with thirty guys.

• 35:25Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 35:25Bobby Lee?

  And then, then they lobbed me.

• 35:28Speaker 04

  You feel kinda fancy.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I feel, but then they lobbed me and then I'm, in my mind, I'm like, uh-oh, I'm fucked.

• 35:33Speaker 04

  Why?

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  Because I don't know the lines. I don't know what I'm even, barely know it.

• 35:38Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  And I was having a panic attack.

• 35:40Speaker 04

  And he's known as being like a, or was, R.I.P., but he was known as being like a true hard ass.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Hard ass.

• 35:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  And I walk into this thing, there's cameras set up and the casting director and everyone. And I swear to God, in my mind, I'm like, there's no way I can do it.

• 35:55Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  I can't even say it. So I gotta get out of this.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I had the first line, and so Khalyla, you're the castor inter. And you say, are you ready Bobby?

• 36:08Speaker 02

  Are you?

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  And you say, go ahead.

• 36:10Speaker 02

  Go ahead.

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  Bye. And I left.

• 36:18Speaker 04

  Oh. That one.

• 36:21Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember that one?

• 36:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:23Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  And I leave.

• 36:24Speaker 04

  What did you, did C A immediately drop you?

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  Immediately cut, you're out. You're done, you're done.

• 36:29Speaker 04

  They fired you, they.

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  But then, cause I'm, cause I'm friends with Matt, cause Matt Blake brought me over from Gersh.

• 36:35Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  Blake was like, listen, those guys, the head guys that got you the audit, they're not gonna rip you wrapping you. We got, we got some younger agents that are willing to take your life.

• 36:45Speaker 04

  A new team with no, with no power.

• 36:50Speaker 04

  They got, we've just brought them up from the mailroom. They don't know what they're doing yet.

• 36:54Speaker 00

  What was the movie? Was it Man on Fire?

• 36:56Bobby Lee?

  I, I forgot what the movie was called, but um, it's something else like.

• 37:00Speaker 04

  Oh, he did Man on Fire?

• 37:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think so.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  I don't think it was Man on Fire. But I remember also then I ran into Whitney Cummings. And she goes, oh, that happens to me. Panic attacks.

• 37:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  And she, she got me on beta blockers.

• 37:14Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then that seemed to help.

• 37:16Speaker 04

  But then are you so calm that you don't have the energy to like? Like I would hate to do beta blockers and then you have a show and you're just like telling your jokes, but you have nothing behind it, you're like, I don't know.

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, the, the problem is the moisture gets sucked out of your mouth.

• 37:32Speaker 02

  Cause your blood pressure drops.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is that what it is?

• 37:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so you, you, you.

• 37:37Speaker 02

  Cotton mouth?

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cotton mouth, in there, yeah.

• 37:40Speaker 04

  Do you, you don't remember what movie it was?

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, look up his thing, I can do it. It, it's, I know that the, it starts with a C.

• 37:49Speaker 00

  Crimson Tide.

• 37:50Bobby Lee?

  No, not Crimson, it's, no, I think it's Domino.

• 37:53Speaker 02

  I love Domino.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  I think it's Domino.

• 37:55Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 37:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was the movie.

• 37:58Speaker 02

  With Edgar Ramirez and Keira Knightley.

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was Domino.

• 38:01Speaker 00

  Mickey Rourke.

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, uh.

• 38:02Speaker 04

  I am a bounty hunter.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  My first ever, um, uh.

• 38:07Speaker 04

  Like resume, I didn't have, or like bio, I had nothing to say about myself. I was doing shows at the Second City. And they're like, give, give us a bio. But I just like graduated high school, you know, I have like nothing to say, like I did a play in high school. And so I just cut and pasted Denzel Washington's entire biography. And I like, this is kinda funny.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:26Speaker 04

  And I, I put it, and for some reason, that stuck with me. Someone took that and put it on my Wikipedia page. And so my Wikipedia page was just the fact that I was Denzel Washington. And then throughout the years, people took stuff away, but the one thing that stuck was I'm the star of Man on Fire.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  No way, see if that's.

• 38:50Speaker 04

  And I went to Fordham University. And so people were like, in, in New York, there, there's the, I mean, it's changed now at this point, but.

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  That photo right there.

• 38:59Speaker 04

  Oh dude.

• 39:00Bobby Lee?

  Did you choose that?

• 39:01Speaker 04

  I didn't.

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  You chose that?

• 39:04Speaker 04

  Dude, I did not choose it.

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  This is the photo.

• 39:07Speaker 04

  Dude, I don't know how, by the way, this is the worst I've ever looked.

• 39:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:11Speaker 04

  No, besides the last photo you brought up.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:15Speaker 04

  Like they put a blue scarf on me. I'm like, I don't wear scarves. This is, but I've talked about this photo before.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:21Speaker 04

  On, on podcasts. And I'm like, uh, I'm like, I hate the photo. Like I used to have a cool photo of me when I was on, doing a USO tour and like there's troops all around and I look kinda good.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:33Speaker 04

  And actively people, I, I like tried to get it to change back and then people will just put that back.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so they control.

• 39:40Speaker 04

  Oh, you, Wikipedia, like anyone can do it.

• 39:42Speaker 02

  This is what happened with your IMDb, remember?

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  I hate that IMDb photo.

• 39:46Speaker 02

  I went out of my way to get it changed and then it got changed back to that one.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  That photo.

• 39:51Speaker 04

  Oh, there, this will be the photo for the rest of time because the internet knows that I don't like it. So.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so they do it?

• 39:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  So no matter how many times I do it, okay, what's this?

• 40:02Speaker 04

  I don't know, maybe, maybe put one of those photos.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  Is that IMDb?

• 40:06Speaker 00

  That's just a generic shirtless photo.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, see what my IMDb photo is now.

• 40:10Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  God, that same, it's, I think it's me on a red carpet at VH1 Awards or something.

• 40:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was terrible.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I, and during this, and I have like fucked up.

• 40:19Speaker 02

  Well, I successfully changed it.

• 40:22Speaker 00

  Why is that still there?

• 40:23Speaker 04

  And also that is, I mean, that's a while ago now. I feel like we could update that.

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That seems like 30 years ago. Anyway, let's get out of that, thank you.

• 40:33Speaker 04

  I have a cartoon coming out this week.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  That's why we're here.

• 40:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, fixed.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  Fixed on Netflix?

• 40:39Speaker 04

  There it is. I'm the, I'm the dog in the middle there.

• 40:42Speaker 02

  Oh, so cute.

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's so cute.

• 40:43Speaker 04

  It's a great cast. It's Catherine Hahn and Idris Elba and Fred Armisen and Bob Marjan. Beck Bennett, a bunch of funny people and this guy, Gendy Tartofsky, directed it and, and did a lot of the animation. He's a fucking genius dude.

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, he did Dexter's Laboratory and Primal and a bunch of cool shit.

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  It looks artsy.

• 41:06Speaker 04

  It's, uh, it's 2D animation, so it's all hand drawn, which takes

• 41:10Speaker 02

  Oh, I love that.

• 41:11Speaker 04

  So long and is so expensive, but, uh, and he did all the Hotel Transylvanias and all that shit. But yeah, he's a genius. The, the movie is insane. It looks like, it's like Ren and Stimpy-esque where it's like kinda makes you uncomfortable. You see a lot of dog buttholes.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:26Speaker 04

  But the premise is I, uh, find out that I'm gonna be neutered and I decide to have like one crazy night.

• 41:34Speaker 04

  And I escape and we go to like a dog brothel house.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:38Speaker 04

  You know, just get in all kinds of trouble. It's really funny.

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  So it's not a kids movie?

• 41:41Speaker 04

  No, no, it's very, very R rated.

• 41:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it is?

• 41:44Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 41:44Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Are you good in a booth?

• 41:47Speaker 04

  I love it. I, I would like, oh man, if I could just do this.

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:51Speaker 04

  You know how hard it is to like shoot a movie or a TV show? You're there for like 14 hours a day. You're sweating. I'm usually like wearing a wool sweater or something and you're in South Carolina in August. You're like, what the fuck am I doing, man?

• 42:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:04Speaker 04

  Can't we get me in a t-shirt or something?

• 42:06Bobby Lee?

  And the waiting around.

• 42:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, and just hanging out, waiting and waiting and waiting to shoot. And then when you finally do shoot, they're like, hurry up, we gotta turn around. We only got two takes. And I'm like, we just waited for an hour and a half.

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:18Speaker 04

  Like, why don't we hurry up the camera, the lighting guy?

• 42:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:21Speaker 04

  And don't hurry up me, the actor.

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  But you're in the top three of the call sheet probably, right?

• 42:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:26Bobby Lee?

  When you're 40th like me?

• 42:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  You wait long. You wait eight hours, bro.

• 42:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll get to you.

• 42:34Speaker 04

  We'll get to you.

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:35Speaker 04

  Don't worry.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  I've been on

• 42:36Speaker 04

  But keep the wool sweater on.

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I've been on sets where I go, I'm leaving. They go, no, we need you. I know, I've been around long enough.

• 42:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  I'm looking at the shot list here.

• 42:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'll be back in-

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  Leaving.

• 42:48Speaker 04

  Two hours.

• 42:48Bobby Lee?

  Two hours.

• 42:49Speaker 04

  And-

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  You have my cell.

• 42:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  And I'll be, I'll be here in five minutes. I'll run on the-

• 42:54Speaker 04

  They hate that. They absolutely-

• 42:56Bobby Lee?

  Why though?

• 42:57Speaker 04

  I know. I, I also don't get it, where, cause you're like, I'm an adult. I'm gonna go three minutes away. I'm gonna go, there's a restaurant there that I can point to. I'm gonna go sit there instead of sitting in my shitty trailer.

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 43:11Speaker 04

  Eating this shitty craft service.

• 43:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:13Speaker 04

  But they hate that. They don't like it.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because when, when, I've never been to a city in an area where like, where is he?

• 43:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's at the Applebee's. That's never happened.

• 43:22Speaker 04

  That's never happened.

• 43:23Bobby Lee?

  Ever. In the, I don't think this has ever happened in the history of fucking showbiz.

• 43:26Speaker 04

  Yeah. I'm gonna throw that out there. There is a story where, uh, um, uh, oh, I'm blanking, what, um, Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis was like nowhere to be found. And then they found him, um, at a baseball game. They, they were like, let's look at all the, the bars in the area, cause you know, he like, see, like, say, have a drink. And so they're like, looking at all the bars, and then they look up and on the television screen, and they're like, we've got Bruce Willis in the audience. And he just up and went, he was like, sick of waiting, so he just went to a baseball game.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 43:57Speaker 04

  And then, they're like, hey, that cost us a million dollars or whatever, because we had to burn the entire day. And he just goes, I got you. And paid back a million bucks.

• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 44:09Speaker 04

  How cool is that?

• 44:09Bobby Lee?

  I would love to do that.

• 44:10Speaker 04

  I would love to do that.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:11Speaker 04

  When you're a lead of a- Thirty, thirty more seasons of, uh, Tiger Belly.

• 44:17Speaker 04

  When you're a lead of an animated-

• 44:18Bobby Lee?

  Slow it down, Andrew, slow it down.

• 44:21Bobby Lee?

  You got it, you got it.

• 44:22Speaker 04

  Don't get a minute, Zed.

• 44:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm so in my head right now. This zen is not helping.

• 44:28Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, the zen fucks-

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm freaking out. And then I took one of your sponsor things and it's fucking working. Yes, please, oh my god. I shit my pants earlier. Okay. Um, when you're a lead of an animated show or an animated movie, like, how long is like the shooting process or like recording process? Like, like-

• 44:43Speaker 04

  Oh, it's sometimes, I've done one, uh, Ferdinand the Bull. I was the, I was Ferdinand the Bull.

• 44:48Speaker 02

  I love Ferdinand. You were Ferdinand?

• 44:51Speaker 04

  Hang on.

• 44:54Speaker 04

  I recorded for years, dude. I did like fifteen, twenty recording sessions. And they're like four or five hours a piece. And I'm Ferdinand the Bull and it's been years and they're basically it's fully animated at this point. And I'm the voice and they're showing it to me and I'm like, that's my voice. So I'm like, I think it sounds good. And the director's like, I don't think it sounds good. And then I get a call from all of my agents at one time. And they go, oh, here it is. They call and usually when you get a call from all of your agents, it's awesome news. Cause they all wanna be on.

• 45:29Bobby Lee?

  Not for me, yeah, okay.

• 45:30Speaker 04

  They all wanna be on to be like, hey, we got you this huge thing. Aren't you excited? We're all taking credit for it. But this, so it's like, hey, we got all the agents on the line. I'm like, huh? And they're like, they're letting you go from Ferdinand the Bull? Your voice doesn't sound sweet enough. It has too much bite. Which I think I have a pretty sweet sounding. Thank you, Bobby.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's beautiful.

• 45:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's beautiful.

• 45:52Speaker 04

  And so they fired me, immediately hired John Cena. The movie came out in like two months. It was like, it was just like ready to be done.

• 46:03Bobby Lee?

  When you got that call, did it hurt?

• 46:05Speaker 04

  Oh, I was dev- I was weirdly devastated. I mean, I still got paid and everything, it was fine, but it, uh, it was, it was very, yeah. Ferdinand the Bull. Could've, could've, would've, should've.

• 46:20Bobby Lee?

  Help launch Mel's program for adults with disabilities.

• 46:29Speaker 02

  You guys, Bobby's assistant Melanie, who's a really good friend of mine as well, has worked in special education her whole career, her whole life. And she is raising money to hopefully start a program for kids who have aged out of the system. And I don't know if you know, but after 22.

• 46:46Bobby Lee?

  I understand that.

• 46:47Speaker 02

  These kids with disabilities have nowhere to go. I mean, they have few programs here and there, but it's very hard to get in. And a lot of their parents are kind of left with no recourse. So what Melanie's trying to do is she's trying to raise money to hopefully start a program for the kids in Pasadena. Where she currently works to, you know, be amongst their peer group, be amongst the kids that they grew up with. And, you know, have a place to continue to like, learn.

• 47:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, we were, we were helping her and then in my mind, I'm like, you know, this has got to be on a broader scale. So, um, that's why we're talking now. It's very important to me, it's very important to Melanie and Khalyla and the team. So, um, we've already raised $4,000, but we need more. And we, our goal is 20 and please help.

• 47:37Speaker 04

  Let's do it.

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  Every dollar counts.

• 47:38Speaker 02

  Description is down below for her GoFundMe and I'll be posting it on my Instagram story as well. So will Bobby.

• 47:49Speaker 04

  Could've, would've showed it. But this one was great. Uh, the director, Gendy, like knew exactly what he wanted. And it took like two, maybe three sessions and they were like, nailed it!

• 48:00Bobby Lee?

  But you do what I do though, is I don't really, you don't memorize it, right?

• 48:05Speaker 04

  No.

• 48:05Bobby Lee?

  I just show up and I'll highlight it. I'll put lines between the lines or I slow it down. That's just my own style, right? But you don't memorize it.

• 48:12Speaker 04

  No, no, no. Yeah, in fact, like I don't even, I'll read it once to see if I want to do the project. Uh, and then I'll just show up.

• 48:21Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 48:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  Now let me ask you this, because I have, I'm doing a show, a couple of things with Andrew Santino.

• 48:27Speaker 04

  Nice dude.

• 48:28Bobby Lee?

  Animated shows.

• 48:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 48:30Speaker 04

  You're doing a few animated shows with Andrew?

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, we have a Hulu pilot we did.

• 48:33Speaker 04

  Oh, cool.

• 48:34Bobby Lee?

  For the Bad Friends, um, animated show.

• 48:36Speaker 04

  Oh, sick.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then we have, uh, we're in that other thing. And, um, and so they always put us together.

• 48:42Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 48:43Speaker 02

  Wait, are you this guy?

• 48:44Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:45Speaker 02

  Oh, he's so cute!

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Khalyla, what can I tell my story?

• 48:50Speaker 02

  Sorry, I just saw the picture.

• 48:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:52Speaker 02

  You look like Droopy.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:54Speaker 04

  Oh, he's cute.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  There's my butthole.

• 48:55Speaker 04

  He is cute.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you see that a lot.

• 48:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:57Bobby Lee?

  But if you're in there with your best friend and he gives you line readings, would you be mad?

• 49:03Speaker 04

  No dude, me and the Workaholics guys would do it all the time. Well, just because you know each other so well and you're delivering it.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, good, good.

• 49:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, good, good.

• 49:11Speaker 04

  And you're delivering it one way and you're like, I mean, I'll do it with Honors and Blake all the time where I'm, I'm like, dude, if you say it how you say this and you'll crush it. And then they do it and then you're a fucking genius and you just save the movie.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's good then.

• 49:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, so, because you, are you giving Andrew line readings?

• 49:31Bobby Lee?

  Never. He's always perfect.

• 49:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay.

• 49:36Bobby Lee?

  And he also experiments and they're like, yeah, we never thought of it that way.

• 49:39Speaker 04

  And then you're the one that's struggling.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  Me, it's like, you know what I mean? We didn't really understand, you know what I mean?

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they go, and then, look at me dude. He'll go, look at me dude, alright? You know when you go to watch your Arsenal FC play? I go, yeah. You know how when, you know, there's tension and then all of a sudden they score? That's the feeling. And I go, okay. And then he says, say it like this.

• 50:01Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  And I say it like that and then, and then they're like, that's it!

• 50:05Speaker 04

  Well, see, he's, he's helping you out.

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, by every line?

• 50:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, well.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm getting out of it. Sometimes I nail it, sometimes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, so are you in class or are you taking?

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  I don't need a class, dude. You know what I mean? You know, I'm not, you know, I'm good at acting when it's a conversational piece. If you and I are 101 at a table.

• 50:27Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? In Spectre Clisol.

• 50:28Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  You know, where was the mermaid's body? Whatever it might be.

• 50:32Speaker 04

  That was really, wow, I was just taken, yeah, I was taken on a ride there. That was wild.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  But what I'm not good at, if I have to do some sort of fucking, I have to jump in. Like, two people are talking and I have to jump in and say 10 things?

• 50:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  And also when it-

• 50:48Speaker 04

  It's acting.

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can see how that could be an issue where you have to act in the scene.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I'm saying.

• 50:58Speaker 04

  No, I know, I know, I know.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 50:59Speaker 04

  No, no, no.

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, guy.

• 51:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Have you ever done a procedural show?

• 51:05Speaker 04

  I haven't, no.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Have you?

• 51:07Speaker 04

  No.

• 51:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. When you have to be a scientist? Those are hard.

• 51:10Speaker 04

  You've been a scientist?

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 51:12Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever done a procedural?

• 51:15Speaker 04

  I watched The Pit. You guys watched The Pit?

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:18Speaker 04

  It's a cool show, but I'm like, oh, I could never. I think if they offered me, they're like, hey, we have a huge arc for you on The Pit, season two, I would have to say, I, uh, I'm gonna have to pass.

• 51:29Speaker 02

  Can you pull up a couple lines from The Pit?

• 51:31Speaker 04

  Because it's so jargon-heavy, like, you just, um...

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 51:36Speaker 04

  Medical stuff that I'm like...

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 51:38Speaker 04

  My brain doesn't work like that at all, and I wouldn't be able to do this justice.

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what...

• 51:44Speaker 04

  I'm not a good enough actor.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  It's not about acting, it's about being able to memorize mundane things.

• 51:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  If you say a word I've never heard of...

• 51:54Speaker 04

  They're saving lives, but...

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  If they are saving lives, I know people that are, like, people that are in the medical field that also act, and they do those parts fine because they know all the words.

• 52:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  I just never heard of these words before.

• 52:06Speaker 04

  You've never heard the words, you don't know how to pronounce them.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:09Speaker 04

  It's like you're speaking another language while trying to act.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying, and I have been in...

• 52:14Speaker 02

  Let's try it out.

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, god damn it. Holy shit.

• 52:18Speaker 02

  Well, I'll take a turn.

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah.

• 52:20Speaker 02

  We're in The Pit.

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  We're in The Pit.

• 52:21Speaker 04

  Okay, we're in The Pit.

• 52:22Speaker 00

  I got a script similar to The Pit.

• 52:24Speaker 02

  We can't even read any of it.

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I'm blind, but let's, can you zoom it in real good?

• 52:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 52:29Speaker 02

  Dr. Keller.

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  God.

• 52:30Speaker 00

  Dr. Keller.

• 52:31Speaker 02

  Moving fast.

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  You gotta zoom in really good.

• 52:33Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 52:34Speaker 00

  That's his...

• 52:34Speaker 04

  And by the way, you have to say it very fast.

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:38Speaker 04

  This is the ER, okay, baby? We're in The Pit. You gotta hit 'em with it.

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what are you doing there?

• 52:43Speaker 04

  High energy. Let's go!

• 52:45Speaker 00

  I'm gonna text it to you so you can read off your phone.

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, anyway, I have done procedural shows. Okay.

• 52:49Speaker 04

  Which one?

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  I did 12 Magnum PIs.

• 52:52Speaker 04

  Oh, wow. Sick.

• 52:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and I did, uh, a couple of, um, NCIS.

• 52:58Speaker 04

  That show's been off the... For like forty five years.

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  The new one.

• 53:02Speaker 04

  Okay, alright, alright.

• 53:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, Hernandez.

• 53:04Speaker 04

  I was like, Jesus Christ, Bobby.

• 53:06Speaker 05

  You know what's really scary is when you, when you get cast in something and you only have like one sentence in the whole thing? That's like the hardest thing for me. You have to show up and like hit that.

• 53:13Speaker 04

  The word, I, I find it the same way where if, if you just have one thing to say, then you put way too much pressure on the one line.

• 53:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 53:21Speaker 04

  And you're like, I'm gonna say it. It's gotta be good when I say it.

• 53:26Speaker 02

  Okay, Bobby, here's the scene, okay?

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  Who am I?

• 53:28Speaker 02

  You're Dr. Keller.

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  And have to see all this shit?

• 53:31Speaker 02

  And you are announcing what's happening to the room, to your whole trauma team.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck, here we go, dude. Alright.

• 53:36Speaker 02

  You're moving fast and this is to your team.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  Yep. Alright, just give me a second, okay?

• 53:40Speaker 04

  We're the team.

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  Alright. One, two. Everyone's gonna do this?

• 53:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  Alright, good. Bun force trauma, open femur fracture.

• 53:50Speaker 00

  Cut. Hey, let's take it back one more time and let's say femur?

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  Alright, let me give it another shot, alright? Sorry, guys. Yeah. Bun force trauma, open femur fracture, probable compartment syndrome, BP seventy over pop, map.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  Maps tanking, he's circling the drain. Give me two units, zero neg on the rapid infuser, stat.

• 54:11Speaker 04

  O neg, o neg.

• 54:12Speaker 00

  O neg.

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  Don't, don't give me a line reading.

• 54:15Speaker 04

  It's not a line reading. We're the script supervisor.

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  I understand that. No, I'm not done.

• 54:21Speaker 00

  He's script supervisor.

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  And let me finish the fucking.

• 54:24Speaker 06

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• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  Let me give you my take, let me get it out.

• 54:59Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 55:00Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so anyway, let me.

• 55:02Speaker 04

  That's how acting works.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:03Speaker 04

  You butcher something.

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  Give me two units, o neg on the rapid infuser, stat, cross match later, white morph IVs, sixteen gauge, both arms, push, push one EP, one MG IVP, follow one gram, TXA, load now. We got dimensioned?

• 55:21Bobby Lee?

  Breath sounds on the left, prep for chest tube, fifth intercoastal, mid exhilarating present, no time for plavriac.

• 55:33Speaker 04

  I'm not even making fun because I would do that.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  That's pretty, I can't do it anymore.

• 55:37Speaker 02

  My favorite is intercoastal.

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  Alright, you're gonna get a shot, you're gonna get a shot too, okay?

• 55:43Speaker 05

  If I was the casting director, I'd be like, he'd be great as the patient.

• 55:46Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, you'd make a great.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 55:48Speaker 04

  No, and that's, you can't even, you can't even say, what did your parents think about you?

• 55:52Speaker 02

  This is really hard.

• 55:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's, that's a lot.

• 55:54Speaker 02

  This is a lot.

• 55:55Bobby Lee?

  And, are you ready?

• 55:57Speaker 02

  Oh, me?

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're next, right?

• 55:59Speaker 02

  Okay, here we go.

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  Eh, fast.

• 56:02Speaker 02

  It doesn't have to be fast, I'm announcing loudly, I'm moving fast.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  I did it fast!

• 56:07Speaker 02

  You, you're not, no, you, I'm saying it loudly and clearly to my team.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 56:11Speaker 02

  I'm moving fast, but being clear.

• 56:13Speaker 05

  This feels like an episode of The Pit right now.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  This is The Pit right now. We're the showrunner.

• 56:19Speaker 02

  Okay, here we go.

• 56:20Speaker 04

  It does have to be kinda fast.

• 56:21Speaker 02

  Okay, because this is happening fast.

• 56:23Speaker 04

  Circling the drain.

• 56:23Speaker 02

  Circling the drain.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  And, action.

• 56:26Speaker 02

  Blunt force trauma, open femur fracture, probable compartment syndrome, BP 70 over pulp, MAPs tanking, he's circling the drain. Get me two units O neg in the rapid infuser, stat, cross match later, wide bore IV, 16 gauge, both arms, push one of epi, one MG IVP, follow with one gram TXA, load now.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  Get him!

• 56:49Speaker 05

  Bob, you get one more.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, hot, no, no, everyone gets a shot. And, and, and, action.

• 56:57Speaker 04

  Blunt force trauma, open femur fracture, probable compartment syndrome, BP 70 over pulp, MAPs tanking, he's circling the drain, get me two units O neg on the rapid infuser, stat, cross match later, wide bore IVs, 16 gauge, both arms, baby, push one of the epi, one MG IVP, follow with one gram TXA, load now.

• 57:25Speaker 04

  See, and by the way, fire, that wasn't the right energy. I was having too much fun with it. I said baby.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so I didn't, I was not having fun with it.

• 57:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, and I had too much fun with it. And she nailed it.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  She nailed it, she nailed it. And then we want to get our shot?

• 57:38Speaker 02

  I was a little too loud. Go ahead, go ahead, Andy.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  Do the bear, this is the bear.

• 57:41Speaker 00

  Do bear style montage.

• 57:42Speaker 04

  We're doing it bear style. You're Jeremy Allen White.

• 57:47Speaker 04

  Tight white tee with the slightly rolled up to show those triceps. And action.

• 57:54Bobby Lee?

  We got blunt force trauma, open femur fracture, parvocal commetosis syndrome, BP 70 over palp, MPAA is taking, circling the drain. Get me two units O neg on the rapid diffuser stat. Craft match later, coil bore IV, 16 gauge both arms. Push one of the Epi, one IVP, and follow with one gram TXA.

• 58:15Speaker 04

  Alright.

• 58:16Speaker 00

  It's a hard show.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  That was hard.

• 58:18Speaker 04

  That was, I mean, and the whole show's like that. It's like, it's insane. And the fact that these guys can do it, I'm like, just give them the Emmys. Like, these guys are actors, they're not doctors.

• 58:29Bobby Lee?

  But can I get, the next episode, we ever do one together, I'm gonna memorize it.

• 58:34Speaker 00

  Wow. This script?

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna memorize this script.

• 58:37Speaker 00

  For a different show.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  No, I want to prove to you.

• 58:40Speaker 04

  So I'm gonna come back, do Tiger Belly the next time I'm...

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  A year from now.

• 58:44Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 58:44Bobby Lee?

  Whenever you're promoting something else.

• 58:45Speaker 04

  Fix Two.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  Fix Two.

• 58:47Speaker 04

  It's such a hit on Netflix.

• 58:48Bobby Lee?

  And I'm gonna go check it out, dude, remember that thing? Right? I have it memorized, fully memorized.

• 58:52Speaker 05

  I love that you won't memorize for Tony Scott, but you'll memorize to make you look better than Khalyla.

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm just saying, bro.

• 59:02Speaker 04

  Real, too real.

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was young, man. I was young scared, you know what I mean? Panic attacks, you know what I mean?

• 59:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  But yeah, I mean, yeah, only a specific kind of actor that can do. I think, Khalyla, you could act in a show like this.

• 59:16Speaker 02

  Only because I went to nursing school.

• 59:19Speaker 04

  Okay, well, that helps. That helps.

• 59:21Speaker 02

  Like, I know what Epi is, I know everything here.

• 59:23Speaker 04

  See, what is it, IVP followed by one gram TXA?

• 59:26Speaker 02

  IVP is IV push.

• 59:28Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 59:28Speaker 02

  So it's basically, instead of a drip IV, you're pushing it straight to the, yeah, fast. Yeah, and epinephrine, epi is epinephrine. Basically, it's to, if their blood pressure's dropping, it's just.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think people, do people really, like, let's suppose I was shot.

• 59:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  And I'm in a, you know.

• 59:45Speaker 02

  They call it a GSW.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and I'm like being rushed into the emergency room.

• 59:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  Do people talk that fast?

• 59:51Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 59:51Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, because you're dying, someone's dying.

• 59:55Speaker 04

  I'm gonna be like, oh, okay. One epi, empty, push.

• 1:00:00Bobby Lee?

  No, but what I'm saying is it's instinctual. It's like, I already know what to do, so why do I have to say it out loud?

• 1:00:06Speaker 04

  Because you're telling everyone, so everyone's on the same page.

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, what, can, why can't, let me, let me restructure the emergency room then.

• 1:00:13Speaker 02

  Go ahead.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  All right, you're the epi guy from now on.

• 1:00:17Speaker 02

  You're pushing on the nurse then.

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:18Speaker 04

  The nurse.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Everyone has their own roles, so you don't have to fucking yell out a bunch of shit.

• 1:00:22Speaker 02

  No, but you still do, because you, you're assuming every gunshot wound is the same protocol, and it's not, because what if?

• 1:00:30Speaker 04

  No, no, no, every gunshot wound's a little.

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  A little different.

• 1:00:33Speaker 02

  Like, yeah, it's, it depends what it's looking like, and you're going to.

• 1:00:37Speaker 04

  And the doctor has to steer the ship. You can't just let a, a nurse go wild, just, you know. You gotta say, ask the doctor, like, hey, we're doing this, and she's like, and she's a good nurse, she knows.

• 1:00:47Bobby Lee?

  She knows, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, but the doctor's gotta say it.

• 1:00:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:49Speaker 04

  Right, or else, why'd you go to the 11 year.

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  I understand now, Adam.

• 1:00:53Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:00:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I fucking understand it now, all right?

• 1:00:55Speaker 04

  I'm glad you got it.

• 1:00:56Speaker 02

  You know what I heard?

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:00:57Speaker 02

  From a friend whose mom was an OB-GYN. Remember, um, back in the day, there was a rumor that Richard Gere was putting hamsters in his butt?

• 1:01:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:05Speaker 02

  Apparently.

• 1:01:06Speaker 04

  That was the best rumor.

• 1:01:07Speaker 02

  It was a fun rumor, but apparently.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, how does that rumor get started?

• 1:01:11Speaker 02

  Because her mom says.

• 1:01:13Speaker 04

  About you.

• 1:01:14Speaker 02

  I think, doesn't he seem like a hamster in the butt guy?

• 1:01:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, I could see that getting started.

• 1:01:20Speaker 02

  But apparently, because in the 90s, it was a real thing, and then in her own practice, she would get, um, people with hamsters in their butts, stuck in their butts.

• 1:01:29Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 1:01:29Speaker 04

  I bet, I bet it still happens.

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  But why Richard Gere?

• 1:01:34Speaker 02

  I don't know how it got transferred over to him.

• 1:01:35Speaker 04

  Just for dunking on Richard Gere, he was too sexy, he was too hot, gotta take him down a peg.

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  Weird thing to dunk on.

• 1:01:40Speaker 04

  You know, uh, Brad Pitt puts spiders up his dick.

• 1:01:44Speaker 02

  What is that called?

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:45Speaker 02

  Called, um.

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  That's a thing?

• 1:01:47Speaker 04

  Wait.

• 1:01:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not called docking, I just learned it, it's something where they put pencils and different things.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  I saw somebody put Christmas lights inside the penal hole.

• 1:01:57Speaker 04

  You saw someone do this?

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, on video.

• 1:01:59Speaker 04

  And that was?

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  Santa.

• 1:02:03Speaker 04

  No, it, and then they turned it on and his whole penis glowed.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  And that was Ryan Gosling.

• 1:02:10Speaker 02

  That's cute, like a lamb.

• 1:02:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, but Tom Segura showed it to me.

• 1:02:13Bobby Lee?

  That's actually a really cool thing to do.

• 1:02:16Speaker 02

  It's very like performance art.

• 1:02:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  And that's safe, for sure.

• 1:02:19Speaker 04

  I remember as a kid, my dad told, we, we had this wild dog who was just, just eating the house and was scratching everything and we had to get rid of the dog. Which was pretty devastating. And we went out to, in the middle of this, the country and this farm, and it was like a, a, a church in the middle of nowhere. And this morbidly obese pastor comes out and he's just like this huge guy and he's like, oh, beautiful puppy. And we gave it to him and I'm like, oh, that's nice. And then, like a month later.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  Don't tell me.

• 1:02:51Speaker 04

  My dad reads an article about this pastor who sits on dogs sexually and kills them and he got caught. And it was not the pastor that we gave our dog to, but my dad goes, ooh, it looks like Rusty's dead. And he said that as a joke, but I'm six. So I don't understand the joke. So until like, I'm like 28 or something, I thought that we gave our dog to this pastor who sat on our dog, our family dog Rusty, and murdered him. And I'm, I told a dozen or so people, like throughout the years, just being like, oh yeah, fucking crazy thing happened to me when I was a kid.

• 1:03:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:03:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:32Bobby Lee?

  Do you have dogs now?

• 1:03:34Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  Maybe that's what it is.

• 1:03:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, maybe I'm, I'm too scared.

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, you don't have any animals.

• 1:03:40Speaker 04

  No, well, I'm, I'm gone all the time. I can't have a dog.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  You have a wife.

• 1:03:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, I have a wife. Well, I have a kid now. It's a human dog.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You, you, you will never have a dog?

• 1:03:49Speaker 04

  No, I'd have a dog.

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:50Speaker 04

  I'm not an ACU. Yeah, I'm not.

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:53Speaker 04

  I'm not gonna sit on him. I don't find that.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying is, because of, remember Tommy?

• 1:03:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. My, so I had a cat, I may have told this story before, but my cat.

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  Really sad.

• 1:04:03Bobby Lee?

  It's a sad, where I go, I was like eight, I go, can we get, um, a, a, a pet for me? And they go, oh, okay, what, what kind? And I go, uh.

• 1:04:12Speaker 04

  Sweetie.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:04:13Speaker 04

  That's nice, yeah.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  So Tommy stayed in our garage, fenced in. Every day for a whole summer, I played with Tommy, eight hours a day.

• 1:04:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:22Bobby Lee?

  I love this guy. And then one day I came home and he was gone. And I go, where's Tommy? Mommy! Allergic, Tommy Khan.

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  And I started to cry and then they just, he goes, "Stop crying." And then he went into the house and I stayed in the garage for hours crying.

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  Well, I mean, Tommy stayed in the garage.

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:47Speaker 04

  Why, why, why is mommy so allergic she can't, I mean?

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I mean, that was an excuse maybe. I don't know what it was.

• 1:04:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, that definitely fucked you up.

• 1:04:55Bobby Lee?

  It fucked me up.

• 1:04:55Speaker 04

  That's what happened.

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  And so I never had an animal until I met her.

• 1:05:00Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  And then we got seven animals.

• 1:05:03Speaker 04

  I would, I would have, I would for sure have a dog. Like my character Bull in the Netflix hit movie, Fix.

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:12Speaker 02

  Can I tell you a similar traumatic story like I've never shared because I, I, it's so sensitive?

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit.

• 1:05:18Speaker 02

  In the Philippines we have nannies and we have, they're called yayas and these are people who are like your second mothers. And I had a yaya yaya Betty who had been with me since birth. Randomly at the age of seven, without much warning, she got let go. And this is a woman I had slept next to every day, who took me to school, brought me my lunch. She was like my mom. More so than my own mom. And one day she left, never to be heard of again, from again. No explanation, nothing. And...

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  Is it gonna go dark?

• 1:05:50Speaker 02

  No, it's not. So, for about four years ago, I get a DM. Um, this is a core wound. So think about like losing a mom. This is how I felt. I, I, for a month I cried. I was like writing songs about her, this person grieving.

• 1:06:04Speaker 04

  Parents didn't explain?

• 1:06:06Speaker 02

  I later found out that she was, might have been having an affair with my grandpa.

• 1:06:09Speaker 04

  Ooh.

• 1:06:10Speaker 02

  Um, but I don't know if that was true either. Anyways, um, about four years ago, I get a message on Facebook. And she's like, "Hi darling, it's your yaya Betty." And I like lost my shit. And I was like, "Yaya, I miss you." All of a sudden I was seven again and I was like, "Yaya, I miss you. I love you. Where are you?" And she was like, "I live in a farm now. I'm in the Philippines, this part, blah, blah, blah." And we were talking every single day. And then, out of nowhere, she ghosts me. She's like, but the last thing, she's like, you know, I'm an old lady now. And blah, blah, blah. It was like a sweet thing. She's like, happy birthday. I know that I always love you. And I haven't heard from her in the last two years. And then, maybe in January, I was like, fuck, I'm scared to ask if she like died. Cause I had plans to go visit her.

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:55Speaker 02

  And so I was like, okay, let me just write her. I was like, hi, Yaya, you there? Nothing. Nothing.

• 1:07:03Speaker 07

  How does that have to do with?

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck?

• 1:07:08Speaker 02

  Thank you for pretending. Thank you so much for being like, whoa.

• 1:07:10Speaker 04

  Oh, no, this is a traumatic event. That's a traumatic event for you.

• 1:07:14Bobby Lee?

  What's that have to do?

• 1:07:15Speaker 04

  Yeah. Well, admittedly, that is pretty.

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  I can tell some random.

• 1:07:23Speaker 04

  Well, did she find you just on, uh, on Facebook?

• 1:07:27Speaker 02

  On Facebook.

• 1:07:28Speaker 04

  Is she listening?

• 1:07:29Speaker 02

  I'm on a mission to find. No, no, not at all. She's like, what are you doing now? Anyways, I'm on a mission to find my Yaya Betty. It's a core wound like Tommy.

• 1:07:37Speaker 04

  Oh, oh, that's what it was.

• 1:07:38Speaker 02

  It's a childhood wound.

• 1:07:40Speaker 07

  Check your Facebook messages for Tommy, you know, maybe Tommy has a.

• 1:07:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're talking.

• 1:07:45Speaker 02

  What happened to Tommy?

• 1:07:45Speaker 04

  That's, that's real good, dude. You know how Tommy is dead by now? That was 50 years ago. You know that, bud, right? That's real nice, George. You fucking bastard. Yaya's still alive.

• 1:07:57Speaker 02

  We don't know.

• 1:07:58Speaker 04

  We don't know.

• 1:07:58Speaker 02

  Yaya might have passed.

• 1:07:59Speaker 05

  I do want to say that got dark.

• 1:08:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, it got dark.

• 1:08:02Speaker 05

  That's a pretty light podcast.

• 1:08:09Speaker 04

  Yaya.

• 1:08:10Speaker 02

  Well, it's not as dark as the guy sitting on dogs.

• 1:08:12Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, I guess I started it. Yeah, I started it. But by the way, it wasn't the guy who sat on the dogs. My dad just made a, a dark joke. And as a six-year-old in the backseat of, of his Buick Les Sabre. Yeah. I was like.

• 1:08:28Speaker 02

  Rusty. I love how adults could just think it's okay to not explain something.

• 1:08:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, cuz I think my, I think I was in the car with his, with my uncle and he was like, understood it was a joke, it was like.

• 1:08:42Speaker 04

  Chain smoking cigarettes, uh, with all the windows up.

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, now that you have a child, you're mindful about all these things. They do fuck people up.

• 1:08:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, I gotta worry about, uh, I, I curse Bobby. I'm not afraid to say all the Fs and the, and the S's.

• 1:08:57Speaker 02

  I feel like that's fine because if it becomes a forbidden fruit like it did in my household, then you become.

• 1:09:02Speaker 04

  Wanna say it.

• 1:09:03Speaker 02

  I'm the worst. I curse the most because I wasn't allowed.

• 1:09:06Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 1:09:07Speaker 02

  Could go the other way.

• 1:09:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, I, I think I'm not gonna, like, it's not forbidden, but you don't want your kid to go to school and be like, "Give me the fucking books."

• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or whatever.

• 1:09:16Speaker 04

  Yeah. He's like, "I'm ready to fucking read." He's like, all about school, but he's still cursing.

• 1:09:23Bobby Lee?

  Even when you look at TikTok, when the parents crack the head on a baby's head.

• 1:09:27Speaker 02

  Oh, I hate that.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the egg, I hate that.

• 1:09:29Speaker 02

  I hate the, the, the, the cheese on, when they throw like a slice of cheese. That's so not funny to me.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Funny.

• 1:09:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  The, the last one I saw is, you know, a mother was like, sticking her tongue out.

• 1:09:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  And she goes, "Pull on it, baby." And she, the baby pulls on the tongue, it's a fake tongue.

• 1:09:45Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:09:45Bobby Lee?

  Pull, takes the tongue out, and the baby's just, you're like freaking the fuck out. Do you think that's healthy?

• 1:09:52Speaker 02

  No, I don't think.

• 1:09:53Speaker 04

  I think you also gotta know your kid. I think my child would think that's hilarious. Like, I think, I think you, like, some babies, uh, you can really scare the shit out of them.

• 1:10:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:03Speaker 04

  But my child is like.

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  Depends on how sensitive they are.

• 1:10:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd be very mindful about even saying or doing the wrong thing almost, you know what I mean? Right? You're very over.

• 1:10:14Speaker 04

  You cannot put hamsters up your ass around children.

• 1:10:17Speaker 02

  You cannot.

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hamster, no, no, hamsters, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:19Speaker 02

  Hamsters up the butt.

• 1:10:20Speaker 04

  What did I say? Hamster, I said hamsters.

• 1:10:22Bobby Lee?

  Did you say hamsters?

• 1:10:23Speaker 04

  I think I did.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 1:10:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:24Bobby Lee?

  Cuz she has a baby now.

• 1:10:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, um, she's very paranoid.

• 1:10:30Speaker 04

  Well.

• 1:10:31Speaker 02

  Well.

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  Too much, too much, too much.

• 1:10:33Speaker 04

  Paranoid about what?

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  I think too much.

• 1:10:35Speaker 02

  Not, no, it's cuz when you're a new parent, you just don't really know, like, how to do it, so you're scared of everything. And especially cuz like, I don't know.

• 1:10:42Speaker 04

  Exactly right.

• 1:10:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:44Speaker 04

  No, I think my wife went through the same thing where she was just, you know, you're just kind of petrified to do certain things because you don't know until you find a good rhythm.

• 1:10:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:53Speaker 04

  And then all of a sudden, you're like, oh, it's not that big of a deal.

• 1:10:56Speaker 02

  Right. Probably the scariest thing I've ever done in my life.

• 1:10:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:59Speaker 02

  And I've been in some like fucked up like situations. Yeah.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, it's very, yeah, because you want to keep, that's your main purpose.

• 1:11:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, are you kidding me? Nothing else matters.

• 1:11:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, you very much don't want the baby to die. The main thing that you do not want to have.

• 1:11:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:15Speaker 04

  Because you also would go to prison.

• 1:11:17Bobby Lee?

  What's this?

• 1:11:17Speaker 04

  You know?

• 1:11:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is this the tongue thing?

• 1:11:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's really traumatizing, huh?

• 1:11:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:11:24Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:11:25Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, this doesn't, it's not.

• 1:11:26Speaker 00

  Look at that baby's face.

• 1:11:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:11:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's cool.

• 1:11:29Speaker 04

  And by the way, that is a thirty-two-year-old man. Yeah.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  It's not a baby, that's.

• 1:11:35Speaker 00

  Oh, no.

• 1:11:36Speaker 04

  Oh, poor guy.

• 1:11:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, poor guy.

• 1:11:38Speaker 04

  Save me.

• 1:11:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:39Speaker 04

  And then thirty years later, that baby is like pulling tongues out of dead people's mouths and like doing some weird shit. Yeah, it's just like killing hookers, pulling their tongues out. That's a psychopath. Let's go back to fair.

• 1:11:51Bobby Lee?

  And I want everyone to listen to me right now. I'm one hundred percent doing the cruise.

• 1:11:56Speaker 04

  I love that. Thank you for saying that.

• 1:11:57Speaker 00

  Glad we can.

• 1:11:58Speaker 04

  Thank you for saying that.

• 1:11:59Speaker 00

  Establish that.

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  I like to talk shit.

• 1:12:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? But I didn't, just, just to defend myself, I never said, I just said broadly, I'll never do a cruise. But that's not what I meant. I meant doing like, you know, hey, do you want to do a week of stand-up on a cruise as just a comic?

• 1:12:17Speaker 04

  Oh, no, that would be.

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  That's what I meant.

• 1:12:18Speaker 04

  Kind of miserable, yeah.

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't want to do that.

• 1:12:20Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:12:21Bobby Lee?

  But with a bunch of friends and, you know what I mean, and, you know what I mean, people.

• 1:12:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's doing, he's doing the cruise. Thank you for saying that.

• 1:12:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing the cruise.

• 1:12:28Speaker 04

  You're contractually obligated. You will get litigious. The cruise.

• 1:12:33Bobby Lee?

  Are tickets on sale right now?

• 1:12:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, I, yes, they are.

• 1:12:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:36Speaker 04

  Go to this cruise is important and get yourself a ticket to see Bobby because he's coming.

• 1:12:42Bobby Lee?

  And then, Andrew, you're gonna go?

• 1:12:43Speaker 05

  I'm gonna go.

• 1:12:44Speaker 04

  I love it.

• 1:12:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:45Speaker 04

  Come on, man.

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  Will you be nervous then too?

• 1:12:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, probably, but I am gonna win.

• 1:12:49Speaker 04

  Andrew, can I just say something?

• 1:12:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:51Speaker 04

  You're such a great comic.

• 1:12:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:53Speaker 04

  You're a great actor. You still be nervous. You get a lot of women.

• 1:12:58Speaker 05

  That's.

• 1:12:58Speaker 04

  Swimming.

• 1:12:59Speaker 05

  One of those things was true.

• 1:13:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:02Speaker 04

  And god, you're sexy.

• 1:13:03Speaker 05

  I appreciate it. I wanna say, I am like very, do you know the other reason why I'm so inspired by you? Cause I'm from Iowa too.

• 1:13:10Speaker 04

  Oh, you are?

• 1:13:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, I grew up just knowing that you were the only Iowa comic that like made it.

• 1:13:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, there's not a lot of us out there.

• 1:13:16Bobby Lee?

  There's not a lot of Iowa comics.

• 1:13:17Speaker 04

  Uh, Brooks, Brooks Nealon.

• 1:13:19Bobby Lee?

  Brooks, yeah.

• 1:13:20Speaker 04

  Uh, we're from the same town in Iowa.

• 1:13:23Speaker 05

  That's which one?

• 1:13:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, Waterloo, yeah.

• 1:13:25Speaker 05

  Did you wrestle growing up?

• 1:13:26Speaker 04

  I, yeah, when I was young, yeah, I was like eight.

• 1:13:29Bobby Lee?

  Can I make an argument though? May I make an argument?

• 1:13:31Speaker 04

  Yeah. Every town's like that.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  What do you think, did I wrestle?

• 1:13:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, like, you know, there's not a lot of stand-ups from, that made it from San Diego. That's where I'm from.

• 1:13:44Bobby Lee?

  I think there's a lot.

• 1:13:45Speaker 04

  Taylor Tomlinson? Yeah, there's probably more than Waterloo, Iowa.

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  And there's places to do stand-up.

• 1:13:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, but you, yeah, but okay, so I'm saying, I'm from Poway, can I say that?

• 1:13:55Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:13:55Speaker 04

  Okay. Not a lot of people from Poway.

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, don't make up a.

• 1:13:59Speaker 04

  I'm just saying, alright, so I mean.

• 1:14:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, these are all.

• 1:14:03Speaker 04

  Oh, look at this.

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  Nick Cannon.

• 1:14:04Speaker 04

  Just Nick Cannon, man.

• 1:14:06Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:14:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, you. There's some, yeah, there's some.

• 1:14:08Bobby Lee?

  Face on Love.

• 1:14:10Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:14:10Bobby Lee?

  Look up comics from Iowa.

• 1:14:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, comics from Iowa, Kirk Fox.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:15Speaker 02

  Wait, why weren't you in the Iron Claw movie? As one of the brothers?

• 1:14:19Speaker 04

  I'm so disappointed I wasn't. Uh, yeah, I don't know, I'm pissed. Yeah, look at this, they're all in black and white. Johnny Carson.

• 1:14:28Bobby Lee?

  Johnny Carson's huge.

• 1:14:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean, died 20 years ago, black and white photo.

• 1:14:35Bobby Lee?

  Um, let's go look.

• 1:14:36Speaker 04

  I like, I'm not even on, cause I'm considered a comedian from.

• 1:14:40Bobby Lee?

  Paul Ross.

• 1:14:40Speaker 04

  Ashton Kutcher.

• 1:14:41Bobby Lee?

  Ashton.

• 1:14:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:42Bobby Lee?

  That's where it stops.

• 1:14:43Speaker 04

  You know, the world famous comedian Ashton Kutcher. Yeah, they've given up. Uh, Chester Conklin. They don't even know when the guy is, this is so long ago, they don't even know when he was born.

• 1:14:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He died when I was born.

• 1:14:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, Harry Langdon died in 1944, that. I mean, yeah, look at this.

• 1:15:03Speaker 02

  Oh, Chloris Leachman.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Tom Arnold.

• 1:15:07Speaker 04

  Uh, we had Chloris Leachman, we ended up cutting her scene out, but uh, we had her in our movie Game Over Man that we did for Netflix.

• 1:15:14Speaker 02

  Oh, I love her.

• 1:15:15Speaker 04

  And uh, she was the best, she was so sweet and so funny, but she said a very funny thing, she goes, uh, "Who wrote this? Did you write it?" And I'm like, "Yeah, I'm one of the writers," and she goes, "I don't get it."

• 1:15:30Bobby Lee?

  Is that why you cut her out?

• 1:15:31Speaker 04

  Okay. I'm like, I have my list of people. I'm like, you're getting cut out, bitch. You don't talk to me that way.

• 1:15:39Bobby Lee?

  It must be a bummer to cut people out.

• 1:15:41Speaker 04

  It is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:42Bobby Lee?

  It just doesn't make sense in this.

• 1:15:43Speaker 04

  Well, it just, it was in the very beginning, and the very beginning just wasn't working. And we could just cut that out and just start the movie instead of this little.

• 1:15:56Bobby Lee?

  You're right.

• 1:15:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:15:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:58Speaker 04

  Sorry, Chlorus.

• 1:15:59Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:15:59Speaker 04

  R.I.P.

• 1:16:00Bobby Lee?

  R.I.P.

• 1:16:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:01Bobby Lee?

  Speaking of your projects, I want to give you your flowers for how good you were in Gemstones, dude.

• 1:16:05Speaker 04

  Thanks, man.

• 1:16:05Bobby Lee?

  Gemstones, Ross.

• 1:16:06Speaker 04

  Thanks, dude. Yeah, we're done with it. I'm a little bummed. Right now, we would be in the sweltering heat. I'd be wearing like a wool ascot or something, shooting in South Carolina, but.

• 1:16:19Bobby Lee?

  But you and Tony too, together.

• 1:16:21Speaker 04

  Another great photo.

• 1:16:23Bobby Lee?

  You and Tony together. You know, I've known Cavallaro for years.

• 1:16:26Speaker 04

  Oh, he's the best.

• 1:16:26Bobby Lee?

  I love that guy so much.

• 1:16:28Speaker 04

  He's awesome.

• 1:16:29Bobby Lee?

  He's helped me many times, Tony.

• 1:16:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's, yeah, he's like truly one of the nicest guys ever, too.

• 1:16:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but he's a really a pillar of, you know, I can't, but he's a pillar of, um, he's a trailblazer when it comes to mental health.

• 1:16:44Speaker 04

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:46Bobby Lee?

  I can say that, yeah. But he's a great guy and he's willing to help anyone, you know?

• 1:16:52Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:16:53Bobby Lee?

  And strange, you know?

• 1:16:54Speaker 04

  He's always.

• 1:16:55Bobby Lee?

  Super talented.

• 1:16:56Speaker 04

  He's always on the phone helping someone.

• 1:16:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:58Speaker 04

  And then, and then I feel like a dick because they're like calling us to set and people are like, where's Tony? And I'm like, Tony, come on, let's fucking go, dude. Like, we, let's go. And then he's like talking someone off the side of a building and I'm like, come on, man.

• 1:17:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Tony's one of those guys that if I'm really fucking on the brink of, you know, I could call him and he would pick up.

• 1:17:25Speaker 04

  Jesus.

• 1:17:26Bobby Lee?

  No, he could pick up, he'd pick up. No, he would pick up for me is what I'm saying.

• 1:17:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, he would.

• 1:17:29Bobby Lee?

  Not pew pew, but like.

• 1:17:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, I would go.

• 1:17:33Speaker 04

  I'd go, ah, yeah, I'm good. We'll text him.

• 1:17:38Bobby Lee?

  Don't you feel that about him, though?

• 1:17:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, I love him. He's a great duo, so fucking fun. Got wildly shredded this last season.

• 1:17:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you both.

• 1:17:47Speaker 04

  I was, I was a little bit like, hey, whatever is getting you this shredded, I'm gonna put $2,000 under your mat at your house. If a baggie just shows up at my house, so be it. Nothing ever came, I'm $2,000 less rich.

• 1:18:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think, oh, anyway, okay, I get it.

• 1:18:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, I pocketed it.

• 1:18:09Speaker 02

  What are the Jim Bros doing to get shredded? Are they like microdosing GLP-1s?

• 1:18:14Speaker 04

  I don't, yeah, maybe.

• 1:18:15Speaker 02

  I think they are, that's what I've heard.

• 1:18:17Speaker 04

  Is that right?

• 1:18:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, you know, you're Ozempic, they don't take it in like one big dose. They actually microdose it daily. That's how, Ozempic is where I first heard about it, was not from the diabetic community, it was from the Jim Bros.

• 1:18:30Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:18:31Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:18:31Speaker 04

  Are you, are you Zempi?

• 1:18:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:33Speaker 04

  Is it working?

• 1:18:34Bobby Lee?

  30 pounds, man.

• 1:18:35Speaker 04

  Fuck, yeah.

• 1:18:36Bobby Lee?

  You don't notice?

• 1:18:37Speaker 04

  No, you look about the same.

• 1:18:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, don't tell him that.

• 1:18:41Speaker 04

  No, but you were looking.

• 1:18:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, double dose now.

• 1:18:43Speaker 04

  But I haven't seen you in years, and you, maybe you put on the 30 pounds in the years, and yeah.

• 1:18:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, maybe that, yeah.

• 1:18:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:18:49Bobby Lee?

  I mean, the last time I saw you, I was 30 pounds heavier, but anyway. Yeah, that hurt.

• 1:18:53Speaker 04

  Hold it well, you hold it well.

• 1:18:54Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on from it, but, um, yeah, um, it's, I, I don't know where my, um, journey ends with it, but I think soon.

• 1:19:02Speaker 02

  I think that you're not doing something right.

• 1:19:05Speaker 04

  What, you dropped 30 pounds?

• 1:19:06Speaker 02

  But he's not, yeah, he's not eating protein and he's not working out, he's just wasting away, basically. He's going the Scott Disick route.

• 1:19:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:19:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:16Speaker 04

  You don't just wanna be like skin and bones.

• 1:19:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I, you know, my bones ache.

• 1:19:21Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:19:21Bobby Lee?

  So bad, like, even when I walk, my femur bones.

• 1:19:25Speaker 04

  He wants to use that word again.

• 1:19:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I mean, my.

• 1:19:29Speaker 04

  So this podcast is not gonna be a sponsor by Wegovy.

• 1:19:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:19:34Bobby Lee?

  But I, I should eat more protein and drink water.

• 1:19:36Speaker 02

  And work out.

• 1:19:37Bobby Lee?

  And work out.

• 1:19:38Speaker 02

  And build your muscle.

• 1:19:38Speaker 04

  It sounds awesome, I'm like, I feel like I should, if you gotta.

• 1:19:42Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:19:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, if you gotta, I.

• 1:19:43Bobby Lee?

  How tall are you?

• 1:19:44Speaker 04

  Like 5'8".

• 1:19:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:19:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:19:47Bobby Lee?

  What? Okay, was there a follow-up question?

• 1:19:51Bobby Lee?

  I always thought you were 5'6".

• 1:19:52Speaker 04

  Nah.

• 1:19:55Speaker 04

  No, no, no.

• 1:19:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:19:59Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 1:19:59Speaker 05

  Six one.

• 1:20:00Speaker 04

  Okay. But so. I'm five, I'm five eight.

• 1:20:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're five, you're five eight.

• 1:20:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, see?

• 1:20:05Bobby Lee?

  How tall am I on the internet?

• 1:20:06Speaker 04

  On the internet.

• 1:20:07Speaker 02

  It's a lie, the internet about, I think your height's a lie.

• 1:20:12Speaker 04

  Five five.

• 1:20:12Speaker 05

  Five. Look at that picture.

• 1:20:14Speaker 04

  Oh, that's a sick.

• 1:20:14Speaker 05

  Doctor Strange.

• 1:20:15Speaker 04

  That's actually a good picture. That's a sick photo. Doctor Strange? I don't know, mine was like, I was just shirtless for no reason. I'm like, I don't know why that was the photo that they, they took. Yeah. Wow, okay. Anyway, you, you, you look good and I'm gonna see you on the thing. Did you have fun on this pod? I always have fun. That was so fun.

• 1:20:34Speaker 00

  Can we do one more thing before Adam goes?

• 1:20:36Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:20:37Speaker 00

  I wanna give you Bobby a redemption. Got a little script. Very simple. Everyone in the room, and Bobby, you're gonna be the last line. Lock in.

• 1:20:45Speaker 02

  Okay, hang on. Hold on, I can you send it to me, Gil, cuz I can't read it from here.

• 1:20:49Speaker 00

  So you got one line. Look at yours.

• 1:20:51Speaker 02

  Oh, no. Okay, I got it.

• 1:20:53Speaker 00

  Got that right there?

• 1:20:53Speaker 04

  I can read it.

• 1:20:54Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:20:54Speaker 00

  That's you, Clal, right there.

• 1:20:55Speaker 04

  Do I have the most difficult line?

• 1:20:56Speaker 00

  Be prepared.

• 1:20:57Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:20:58Speaker 00

  All right, here we go. Interior trauma bay, night. Fluorescent lights glare. Double door slam open as paramedics rushing with Bobby Lee on a gurney, pale and bleeding. Monitor's deep and chaotic rhythm. Nurses move fast as Dr. Adam Devine steps in, gloves snapping on.

• 1:21:12Speaker 04

  GSW belly, Andrew, oh, GSW belly, Andrew IVs.

• 1:21:18Speaker 02

  Oh, wait.

• 1:21:19Speaker 04

  No, no, that, those are all your lines.

• 1:21:20Speaker 00

  Those are your directions to them.

• 1:21:22Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:21:22Speaker 00

  Your doctor. And action.

• 1:21:25Speaker 04

  GSW belly, IVs, O neg. Mask him if he drops, tube him. Or now. Or now.

• 1:21:36Speaker 00

  It's supposed to be easy for you, hard for him. I was thinking of this off.

• 1:21:40Speaker 00

  I literally waited in chat GPT, said, give Adam easy line.

• 1:21:46Speaker 04

  GSW belly, IVs, O neg. Mask him if he drops, tube him. Or now.

• 1:21:52Speaker 05

  On it.

• 1:21:52Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:21:54Speaker 04

  clot meds drip pressure.

• 1:21:57Speaker 00

  Bobby's eyes snap open. He grins faintly.

• 1:21:59Bobby Lee?

  Doctor, I'm presenting with acute transpulmonary ballistic injury causing hyperventilating shock. Probable grade five, paddic laceration, retropleural bleed, deformatic rupture, metastatal shift, paradoxical respirations, evolving disseminated infracture coagulation, multi-organ failure, subclinical electrolyte imbalance, and subtle peripheral neuroperiority.

• 1:22:28Speaker 00

  Jeff Goldblum.

• 1:22:33Speaker 00

  Beat Doctor Divine Size.

• 1:22:35Speaker 04

  He's fine.

• 1:22:39Speaker 04

  That was so hard.

• 1:22:40Speaker 00

  These were so hard.

• 1:22:41Speaker 04

  Those were so hard. You actually did better than I thought.

• 1:22:45Speaker 02

  That was terrible.

• 1:22:47Speaker 04

  That I thought he was gonna do.

• 1:22:49Speaker 02

  He didn't get one word right.

• 1:22:50Speaker 04

  That I thought he was gonna do.

• 1:22:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

• 1:22:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, he said bleed correctly.

• 1:22:57Speaker 04

  I think he said shock correctly and injury causing.

• 1:23:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, that was so fucking hard.

• 1:23:02Speaker 04

  Yeah. Anyway, give Adam Devine a round of applause.