Rhett & Link Interrogate Bobby Lee’s Love Life

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• 0:59Speaker 01

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• 1:09Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, Helix, man, I, my sleep has improved dramatically since I've been sleeping on a Helix mattress. Improvements, A-OK, number one. Has your Helix mattress upgraded your bedroom home? Yes, it has. Every room in my house is elevated to a beautiful, comfortable sleeping place. For one, human beings and other living beings can sleep on, you know? You can personalize it, can you not?

• 1:32Speaker 03

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• 2:02Speaker 00

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• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you, how did you enjoy this podcast today? You wanna scale on one to 10? No, I don't wanna scale, but did you have fun? Yeah, I had a lot of fun. I'm gonna give it a... I'm gonna give it an 8. Oh yeah? An 8 out of 10. Okay, good. I mean, have you... What's a... What's a 9 or 10 that you've been on?

• 2:39Bobby Lee?

  I don't think we've had one yet.

• 3:16Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um... You're dead? I don't know. I didn't know what to say there, so I just commit to whatever the thought comes. Yeah. You wanna try one? I'm sorry to hear that. You'd like to try one? Yeah. Put your earphones on. Because you gotta hear them.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  We just talked about that for like 20 minutes. Just because you look like you're in the movie The Northman, doesn't mean that you can come in with your axes, with your shoulders all like this.

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I'm not a village guy. Wait, hold on. Like what? You walk around like this. Oh, is it a posh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You do. And you have a silly look. No. Yeah, yeah. I mean, if you wanna get real, let's get real. You're singling me out for being silly. Look at this guy. That man right there is perfection. No, this guy is perfection. What, EJ?

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  I'm with you on this, Bobby. Even though you gave me the worst hug I've ever gotten from an individual. Well, if it's not on camera, I don't dig... Let's do it on camera. Alright.

• 4:14Speaker 05

  Alright, here we go. Oh, over and under? There we go.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do the pat. I'll give you from behind. Oh, that's very nice. Wow. We're getting a lot of mixed signals, aren't we, Red?

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  We shall see. Red and Link from Good Mythical Morning. And give them a round of applause, everybody.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much for being here, boys. Oh, God. Um. I'm glad to be here. Yeah, me too. Me too, Link. We thought. I gotta, I gotta tell you this right off the bat.

• 4:48Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  Well, back in August, we got really excited because your team invited us.

• 4:54Speaker 06

  I have an email.

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  We got an email from your team. Liam. Oh, Liam. Yep.

• 5:01Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  Yep. Read it. Who's Liam? Read it, right?

• 5:06Speaker 06

  He said, um, "I'm reaching out because Bobby Lee, the show's host, is a huge admirer of your creative genius."

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  Already? Already, I know. I'm not a fan, so, you know what I mean?

• 5:17Speaker 06

  So, we thought.

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  We could, like I said, mix signals.

• 5:20Speaker 06

  We, we were like, ah, I think this might be a scam.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But it's sent to our business address.

• 5:26Speaker 06

  Here's the quick pitch. Fun and relaxed chat with Bobby. Freedom to choose topics you'd like to discuss.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  That never happens.

• 5:35Speaker 06

  Five thousand dollars.

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  Pussy, baby.

• 5:37Speaker 06

  Five thousand dollars guest appearance fee.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 5:42Speaker 06

  And a flexible recording schedule. So, we want to know which part of this is not true.

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  We don't know Liam. We get these all the time where they go, "Bad friends or Tiger Belly." You know what I mean? It's some scam artist out there. And. Let's track this guy down. You want to defeat him? You, you, let's. Well, yeah, we got our hopes up. You guys are wizards, right? We spent the five grand immediately. Did you really? Yeah, we were like, oh, we're gonna, we're gonna upgrade.

• 6:06Speaker 06

  We gave this guy all of our banking information so he could wire us the fee.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:11Speaker 06

  He emptied our bank account.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow. You know what? I'm beginning to like you more now. We're so. I see, that's what I'm trying to do. You know why I observed on, um, Link? And Link, don't get offended, right? Yeah, go ahead. But I don't think you're fully baked in the oven.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  Why would you say that, Bobby Lee? Because the upper lip is, there's nothing.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  And I don't like it when it's nothing. Get back in the fucking oven. Are you talking about mustache? No, your upper lip. Like I don't have a complete upper lip?

• 6:45Speaker 06

  I've thought about it.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  It's underdeveloped. Can I say that? Is that rude? Like it needs to be longer? You know what? I think I'm starting, you know, they're guests. Get a new song. Yeah, yeah, and I believe that I'm being attack, attack, attack. Right. And I don't think that's right as a whole. So let me, let's do positive talk.

• 6:59Speaker 06

  Okay, positive talk.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  Right. Your eyes are stunning blue. Like I'm in the deep Pacific. I might find Atlantis in there. Aquaman. Thank you. I'm gonna give you a 10 minute detention. No, I'm sorry, all right? You gotta explain to them who he is. You don't need to know.

• 7:17Speaker 06

  He's excited about the crunch wrap. No, the snack wrap.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know, we know. All right, so you have a very beautiful, are you offended already, Link? I'm just, I'm trying to play it cool.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm staying on the edge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you know, life begins on the edge of your comfort zone. That's it, that's it. So that's a little tidbit that I didn't make up. Anyway, um, you, my god. So ridiculous. You know what? Why is it ridiculous? The my god was so beautiful. Right, let me say something.

• 7:56Bobby Lee?

  That's Italian. Yeah.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  You know, what I'm saying to you is, pretty good, from top to bottom. You know what I mean?

• 8:06Speaker 06

  Pretty good.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  The face, like, give me a profile.

• 8:09Speaker 06

  You don't wanna see my profile.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wanna see it. Oh, he's a president. His face on a coin, bro? Baby, what's up? I'm not spending that coin.

• 8:19Speaker 06

  You're holding on to that.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm holding on to that. And I know you guys are Christians, right?

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  You guys are Christians, correct?

• 8:27Speaker 06

  Famously not.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, I heard on the internet that you're Christians. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I feel. There was a time. Yeah, I would bet a million dollars on this, that you have a.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  Shh. Boosh. You dick's big.

• 8:43Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:44Speaker 05

  Dick pick?

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  No, he has a big penis.

• 8:47Speaker 06

  Big.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  Peace.

• 8:47Speaker 05

  Oh, big dick.

• 8:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:50Speaker 06

  Is it, is?

• 8:50Speaker 05

  No, he doesn't.

• 8:51Speaker 06

  That kind of show.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't?

• 8:52Speaker 05

  Uh-uh.

• 8:52Speaker 06

  Oh, I'm a grower, not a show.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  No, that's a, I don't like that. Everyone's a grower.

• 8:58Speaker 06

  Hmm.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 8:59Speaker 05

  He told me the other day that when you can stretch it.

• 9:02Speaker 06

  Yeah, this is true.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 9:04Speaker 05

  He said that you can stretch it and that's how long it can be.

• 9:07Speaker 06

  You're the.

• 9:09Speaker 05

  That's why.

• 9:10Speaker 06

  The, no, scientifically.

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  It, no, no.

• 9:13Speaker 06

  The length of your stretched flaccid penis.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:16Speaker 06

  Is the length of your erect penis.

• 9:19Speaker 05

  And I.

• 9:20Speaker 06

  If you're functioning proper.

• 9:21Speaker 05

  I agree, I guess.

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 9:22Speaker 06

  Do this, hey, guys, do this experiment at home. Stretch your dick as far as you can.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:29Speaker 06

  When it's flat.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  What if it rips off?

• 9:31Speaker 06

  It won't.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, I'm very strong.

• 9:34Speaker 05

  I could, yeah, I could.

• 9:36Speaker 06

  It won't.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 9:37Speaker 05

  It won't. Then you don't, you don't deserve it.

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  I don't deserve what? You know what you're attacking since you've been here? Okay? And I, I can go to war, pal.

• 9:46Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  I love you, thanks for doing the podcast, by the way.

• 9:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, we love you.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much for being here, I'm being real. Thank you so much for being here.

• 9:52Speaker 06

  It's an honor to be here and I'm being real about that.

• 9:54Speaker 05

  I'm sore about the five grand, but I am happy to be here.

• 9:58Speaker 06

  Because we wanted this to be the first ever podcast that we got an appearance.

• 10:03Speaker 05

  I was like.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:04Speaker 06

  How the hell are these guys?

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  You guys are suckers, man.

• 10:06Speaker 05

  Five grand is a lot.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:09Speaker 06

  I mean, yeah.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  You're not a sucker.

• 10:10Speaker 06

  Overpromised.

• 10:11Speaker 05

  But what he was telling me was, what I asked was, how do you go about getting your wiener tattooed?

• 10:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 10:21Speaker 05

  And he said, well, I was like, there's no way to maintain an erection in, to get.

• 10:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, they don't, they don't tattoo the erection.

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  Here's the trick, I have a tattoo on my penis, it's a tattoo of a bigger penis. Yeah, it, it works, it's an illusion.

• 10:36Speaker 06

  But it's not to scale.

• 10:38Speaker 05

  So it is.

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  No. Shaquille O'Neal's penis. What I'm saying to you, I wanna just, this is, watch me.

• 10:48Bobby Lee?

  What am I doing?

• 10:49Speaker 05

  You're, you're-

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm swimming your eyes, baby. And I love it.

• 10:54Speaker 05

  I like it.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  Can I go negative now or no?

• 10:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 10:56Speaker 05

  As long as you're balanced.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:58Speaker 05

  I know what's happening.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  Well, how about this? Go, go positive with me then.

• 11:05Speaker 05

  You are sweet-faced.

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 11:10Speaker 05

  Right now.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 11:12Speaker 05

  You have the capability of doing a sweet face.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  What do I know? Still. Oh, really?

• 11:18Speaker 05

  That's pretty sweet. That's cute.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  I am Kim Jong-un.

• 11:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Still cute?

• 11:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:27Speaker 05

  Yeah. It's, it's cute.

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  You could have been a priest, I think. You just have one of those faces. What, what's so funny about that? Don't write?

• 11:37Speaker 05

  No.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:38Speaker 05

  Because there's no judgment in it? Or there's a lot of judgment in it? What kind of priest am I?

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  Or you're not like Catholic?

• 11:46Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:46Speaker 05

  Episcopal.

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  Episcopal?

• 11:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  It's not negative.

• 11:50Speaker 05

  I'm a lesbian priest.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  You could be. You could be.

• 11:53Speaker 05

  Go just say it.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Are these your wives?

• 11:54Speaker 05

  I'm a Methodist.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  Uh, nope. Okay. Who are they?

• 11:58Speaker 05

  These are, these are, these are the professional people.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Publicists?

• 12:01Speaker 05

  That we travel with.

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Babysitters.

• 12:03Speaker 05

  Yeah. Jenna is our assistant, longtime assistant. She's put up with us and, um-

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  I love it. I love it all. And who's that young lady in there?

• 12:12Speaker 04

  Megan.

• 12:13Bobby Lee?

  Megan?

• 12:14Speaker 05

  Megan.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  All right, Megan, nice to see you. Is it really Megan?

• 12:18Speaker 06

  It is.

• 12:18Speaker 05

  It's really Megan, yeah.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay. How do you know that so quickly?

• 12:21Speaker 04

  Hmm, the blonde, you know?

• 12:23Speaker 05

  They were hanging out.

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're, you're a perv and I don't like it.

• 12:26Speaker 06

  Oh, no.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's pervy shit then.

• 12:28Speaker 04

  No, he could be a science teacher.

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true too. Yeah. What, what, what about this guy?

• 12:34Speaker 04

  Uh, an ad for, uh, Old Spice.

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Get on. Or a joust at the Renaissance Fair.

• 12:42Speaker 06

  Yeah?

• 12:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  You do jousting. Is he, you call him a joust?

• 12:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:44Speaker 06

  Well, I recently got into archery.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  I can tell, dude.

• 12:47Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  I can really tell.

• 12:49Speaker 06

  Yeah. Longbow.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You look like you clip trees.

• 12:54Speaker 06

  You're directing that.

• 12:55Speaker 05

  Topiary?

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:56Speaker 06

  What?

• 12:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:58Speaker 05

  I tote.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  I really do like you and I, I don't know why I'm attacking you. I apologize. Let's start over.

• 13:02Speaker 05

  It's an honor.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh-

• 13:03Speaker 05

  I'm, I'm really, I'm really good at it.

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  Mythical, morning magic, um-

• 13:09Speaker 05

  But what, but you do need to understand. You do. That we kinda have this chip on our shoulder, you know? We're like from a different world than you. You know, we're not from your comedy world. We're from YouTube.

• 13:26Speaker 06

  Internet world.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm from YouTube as well.

• 13:28Speaker 05

  So, but are you?

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  I am.

• 13:31Speaker 05

  Like, what kinda YouTuber are you from?

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Or like, I'll tell ya. I'm a YouTuber that, yes, I've done a ton of movies.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  The Dictator, you know what I mean? I do Harold Kumar movies, Borderlands.

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  Sweet Dreams. Sweet Dreams, yeah. I've done some sitcoms. I was on a series for eight years, Mad TV. You know, I did two series regulars and two shows. Guest Star on Sex and the City, Reservation. On and on, Magnum P.I., on and on, right? But I do dabble in the, you know, the Youtubes. You know what I mean, so I can.

• 14:04Speaker 05

  What do you think about it?

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  I love it. I think it reinvented me as a performer. I can go direct to my audience. And I think this is the, you guys were smart enough to get in early.

• 14:16Speaker 05

  It was our only option.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  Sorry. Yeah, he's on Zypick. I'm on a Zypick, yeah, yeah.

• 14:23Speaker 05

  And it makes that, you make that noise?

• 14:27Speaker 06

  Hold on, was it coming up?

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  I sometimes vomit.

• 14:32Speaker 06

  Cool.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, let's move on.

• 14:33Speaker 06

  That's the side of it.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, one of them, yeah.

• 14:36Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But the mythical part, can I just be honest with you? I'm aware of, oh my god, this is so embarrassing.

• 14:42Speaker 05

  No, just say it.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm, I know your names, I just haven't, shut the fuck up. Let me try to ease into this, alright? I, what are you doing?

• 14:53Speaker 06

  I just.

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  You're leaving?

• 14:57Speaker 06

  I'm done.

• 15:03Speaker 05

  I'm still here.

• 15:03Speaker 06

  If you start playing music, I'm gonna pick the headphones.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, so what I'm gonna say is, is that I'm aware of you guys. I know you got a big following, you know what I mean? But I'm not particularly the origin of the podcast and all that. Which is exciting for me, so I can learn more. But I've seen clips and stuff like that, and I think you guys are very great. And thank you for being here. But the mythical part.

• 15:25Speaker 05

  But somebody had to tell you something. I mean, do you say yes to people coming on, or are you?

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you wanna be real?

• 15:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I can go real.

• 15:34Speaker 06

  It was Liam, wasn't it?

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 15:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're banking on our $5,000.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, I get this, which is a history and all that stuff. Okay, okay. But I'll be honest with you, let's just be real then, if you, if you, we wanna go there.

• 15:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  Is I go with the best people I can get. So what, we, last week we had George Lopez, we've had Joe DiCapito, Jordan Peele, I mean, I get the best I can get, okay? And you guys are the cream of the crop. It doesn't feel good? That's, is that what you want? Oh, wow. I thought you were going in a different direction.

• 16:12Speaker 05

  I was bracing for it.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I.

• 16:14Speaker 05

  We know, we know how it goes.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  No, we look at all those factors and you guys fit, check all the boxes. You know what I mean? So it's like, um, did that feel good?

• 16:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so that's why you're here. You know, and welcome.

• 16:28Speaker 05

  I do feel like we've made it. We're bringing all of our fans over here and they're gonna hate you, I have to say.

• 16:36Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 16:37Speaker 05

  He's so nervous. Uh, yeah, I think so.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  Why, why then? Tell me why.

• 16:42Speaker 05

  We can talk directly to them.

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell me why. I think I, I feel like I burned a bridge.

• 16:47Speaker 05

  He's just funny.

• 16:48Speaker 06

  No, listen.

• 16:49Speaker 05

  He's just great.

• 16:49Speaker 06

  Where's the, what cam?

• 16:51Speaker 05

  Where's the camera that's just for our fans?

• 16:53Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 16:53Speaker 05

  Who came over here?

• 16:54Speaker 06

  Here's the thing, guys.

• 16:55Speaker 05

  We know that you don't understand.

• 16:57Speaker 06

  We, we try to tell you about this kinda thing, that there's, you know, comedians, they, um, they like to bust each other's balls, it's kinda what they do, right? I mean, he, this guy has a whole nother podcast with another guy and they just bust each other's balls the whole time. It's ki, it's a way of showing love to one another.

• 17:14Speaker 05

  Right. He's educating his audience.

• 17:16Speaker 06

  You know, and so it doesn't mean that he's an asshole, like, I'm being serious right now.

• 17:23Speaker 05

  He's entertaining. It's, it's flatter, we're flattered. We're glad to be here.

• 17:27Speaker 06

  He's taking the time to say these things about us and especially Link.

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:32Speaker 05

  Right.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  We're starting over.

• 17:33Speaker 05

  No, no, no!

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're starting over, we're starting over.

• 17:36Speaker 05

  No!

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:37Speaker 05

  No!

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:38Speaker 05

  We do come from a world where we're taught to be nice. We have different rules that we play by, but now, we're on the same page.

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  Good mythical morning to you. Welcome. Wow, I'm a huge fan.

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  Honestly, like, and so it's just like, wow, you guys are both so handsome, too. I'm actually intimidated by it, you know what I mean? And you're both- Just cope with comedy. What do you mean, guy? Oh yeah, now I need to say- That already sounded hostile, right? Yep, yep, now I forgot you started over.

• 18:17Speaker 06

  It's gonna keep coming back, it's just, it's part of it, it's beautiful.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  I think we're all on the same page now. Okay, I'm just gonna say, I come from trauma. It's a defense mechanism, you know what I mean? And I just don't know any other way. But I tell you this, I have empathy and I really care for the world. I think you're a good person, deep, deep, deep, deep down. I'm not a tariff, I'm not a tariff fan.

• 18:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's talk about that.

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm against, I'm against it. Yeah, yeah, so let me ask you something, how do you just start, um, Good Mythical Morning?

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

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• 20:48Bobby Lee?

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• 21:22Speaker 00

  What did the lady say?

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  The one lady I was with, she goes, wow.

• 21:27Bobby Lee?

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• 22:10Bobby Lee?

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• 22:31Speaker 00

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• 22:57Speaker 00

  Chubbies. Chubbies. Chubbies. Dress like it in Chubbies.

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm against. I'm against it. Yeah, yeah. So let me ask you something. How do you just start, um, Good Mythical Morning?

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  How do you start Good Mythical Morning?

• 23:22Speaker 06

  There's a number of ways that we could explain this.

• 23:24Speaker 00

  Try to.

• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  You know, maybe.

• 23:26Speaker 00

  Fun. Try to keep him engaged.

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  You know what?

• 23:29Bobby Lee?

  Bro! I'm gonna.

• 23:31Speaker 06

  Again, again. Here's what I'm gonna do.

• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  Hold on.

• 23:33Speaker 00

  Just here.

• 23:34Bobby Lee?

  If I'm, guys, you're my team, right?

• 23:36Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's the team.

• 23:37Bobby Lee?

  Pull me back.

• 23:38Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 23:38Speaker 00

  Alright.

• 23:39Bobby Lee?

  Alright? You never do that. Put a leash on me and just pull me back.

• 23:41Speaker 06

  Alright.

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  And let's have a code word, why not?

• 23:44Speaker 00

  Snack wrap.

• 23:44Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 23:45Speaker 06

  Snack wrap.

• 23:46Speaker 00

  He really wants to talk about the snack wrap.

• 23:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So we're not bringing up snack wrap again.

• 23:51Speaker 00

  Well, he, right, wants to talk about snack.

• 23:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, we're gonna do, how about this? We're gonna do it in 20 minutes.

• 23:54Speaker 06

  Alright, okay.

• 23:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay? Snack wrap is the code word. Alright? Tell me more.

• 23:58Speaker 06

  I'm gonna tell you the parts that I think you'll care about.

• 24:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 24:01Speaker 00

  You hated it, right? It's not bad.

• 24:04Speaker 06

  In 1984.

• 24:06Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, hold on.

• 24:10Speaker 06

  1984.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 24:11Speaker 06

  Buies Creek, North Carolina.

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  Love it.

• 24:13Speaker 06

  Miss Locklear's class.

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  She's great.

• 24:18Speaker 06

  I just moved there.

• 24:20Bobby Lee?

  As one does.

• 24:23Speaker 06

  We were both held in from recess for writing profanity on our desks.

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  Here we go.

• 24:28Speaker 06

  And we colored pictures of mythical beasts. And so everything that we've ever done has included this mythical branding.

• 24:38Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 24:39Speaker 06

  Then later.

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  Well, are you into mythology is what I'm asking?

• 24:41Speaker 00

  No.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 24:42Speaker 00

  Not at all.

• 24:43Speaker 06

  No, it has nothing to do with that.

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  It has nothing to do with mythology.

• 24:45Speaker 06

  No, it has to do with the fact that it was like.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  What's a centaur?

• 24:47Speaker 06

  Paul.

• 24:48Bobby Lee?

  What's a centaur?

• 24:49Speaker 06

  That's a, that's a half horse, half man.

• 24:52Speaker 00

  I think it's a bull. What's the bull man?

• 24:54Speaker 06

  The bull is, um.

• 24:56Bobby Lee?

  Minotaur.

• 24:57Speaker 05

  Minotaur.

• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:59Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  What's a siren?

• 25:00Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You don't know anything about mythology.

• 25:03Speaker 06

  Right.

• 25:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, very good.

• 25:04Speaker 05

  But, yeah, very little.

• 25:05Speaker 06

  There's a diagram.

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  There's a diagram, yeah, yeah.

• 25:07Speaker 05

  Okay, here we go.

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So, um, you know, you know Pegasus?

• 25:12Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay. That's enough. I don't know why you brought that up, but-

• 25:14Speaker 05

  Because you started asking them, you started testing them.

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  I was testing their mythological knowledge.

• 25:18Speaker 06

  But yeah, it has nothing to do with that.

• 25:19Speaker 05

  Has nothing, nothing at all to do with it.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So, um, when you initially started, it was a podcast-

• 25:25Speaker 05

  It's all real.

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  It's about real things, like, oh my god, I was molested or whatever.

• 25:30Speaker 06

  Right.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Or wherever I might be, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

• 25:32Speaker 06

  That's how it started.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:34Speaker 05

  Right.

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  And so, you talk about real things?

• 25:38Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, we, we, we're, we're as real as we can be.

• 25:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:43Speaker 05

  You know?

• 25:43Bobby Lee?

  Well, give me an example, because, you know, I come from this country, right? So it's like, if I was, let's say my, my name was Bo Little. And I was from your town, from North Carolina, right?

• 25:54Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 25:54Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, which one, Anchor, what's it called?

• 25:56Speaker 05

  Booey's Creek.

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  Booey's Creek. You still live there now?

• 25:58Speaker 05

  No.

• 25:58Speaker 06

  No, no.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  Where do you live now?

• 25:59Speaker 06

  Here.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  In LA?

• 26:01Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 26:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck. Oh, anyway, so if I was-

• 26:05Speaker 05

  Wait, you think we flew here for this?

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  People have. That's in your face.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  Crunchwrap, crunchwrap, what is it?

• 26:15Speaker 05

  Crunchwrap.

• 26:16Speaker 06

  Snack wrap.

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  Snack wrap, sorry.

• 26:18Speaker 05

  Snack wrap.

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So what I'm saying is, is that I'm, I don't know why I just did this, but like, if I was Bo Little, like, some guy, and it came, and I was like, what kind of guests do you get?

• 26:29Speaker 05

  Uh, no guests.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 26:32Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 26:32Speaker 05

  Rarely there are guests, but sometimes-

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  So let's say I'm a producer, like, what do you want to talk about today, guys, boys?

• 26:37Speaker 05

  Like, one time a month, there might be a guest.

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  The what? You fucking lied to me, guy?

• 26:42Speaker 05

  Well, it's practically no guest.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 26:44Speaker 05

  I mean-

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  What kind of guests do you get?

• 26:45Speaker 05

  There's twenty episodes a month.

• 26:47Bobby Lee?

  Right. Twenty?

• 26:48Speaker 05

  Yeah. It's every day. And it's not a podcast.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 26:53Speaker 05

  It's just a show.

• 26:54Speaker 06

  It's just two guys sitting down and talking.

• 26:55Speaker 05

  It's an internet show.

• 26:56Speaker 06

  It's a podcast.

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  It's a podcast.

• 26:59Speaker 05

  It's not a po- it's a video po- it's a video, it's a, it's not a podcast.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  You have beautiful-

• 27:04Speaker 05

  It's not wherever you get your podcasts. It's not.

• 27:07Speaker 06

  Right.

• 27:07Speaker 05

  If you, if you search where podcasts are-

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  Is there mics?

• 27:10Speaker 05

  You want-

• 27:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, well, there's one.

• 27:11Speaker 05

  Well, there's one mic.

• 27:11Speaker 06

  See, that's the difference, there's one mic.

• 27:13Speaker 05

  We have a podcast.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  You guys talk each other-

• 27:15Speaker 05

  That's not what we're talking about.

• 27:16Speaker 06

  Name a podcast where there's two guys that are talking to one mic.

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  That's a good point.

• 27:20Speaker 06

  See, there's a difference.

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  Good one, Northman.

• 27:25Speaker 05

  So every day, we release one of the, every weekday.

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  So what's the topic, man?

• 27:30Speaker 05

  Uh, food.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's talk about food.

• 27:34Speaker 05

  Bullshit.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  Let's talk about food.

• 27:35Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  What's your favorite restaurant in L.A.?

• 27:37Speaker 05

  Uh, I, well, McDonald's, they got the, uh...

• 27:40Speaker 06

  They got this snack wraps. It's coming back.

• 27:42Speaker 05

  Coming back.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Alright, we'll go to snack wraps now!

• 27:45Speaker 05

  We would, we would...

• 27:46Bobby Lee?

  We'll go to snack wraps now!

• 27:47Speaker 05

  We would probably eat all the snack wraps, blindfolded, in order to try to figure out which one makes us horniest.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh!

• 27:58Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  So, uh, how many snack wraps are there?

• 28:02Speaker 05

  Three.

• 28:02Speaker 06

  I think there's only two, there's three?

• 28:04Speaker 04

  There's three.

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  Give me the three flavors.

• 28:06Speaker 04

  There's grilled chicken, crispy, and then there's a new ranch coming out.

• 28:11Speaker 05

  Mmm.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  But it's all chicken, then.

• 28:13Speaker 05

  That's a new one.

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:14Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  So crispy chicken snack wrap.

• 28:17Speaker 05

  And a grilled.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  And grilled. If I went to McDonald's right now, and go, "Can I have a snack wrap?", would I be pleasured?

• 28:23Speaker 04

  They're not out yet.

• 28:24Speaker 06

  Well, it depends on the...

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 28:25Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 28:26Speaker 04

  They're not out yet.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Any of the snack wraps?

• 28:29Speaker 04

  No.

• 28:29Speaker 06

  They're coming back.

• 28:30Speaker 04

  They're coming back.

• 28:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, well, how long has it even gone?

• 28:35Speaker 06

  Oh, years.

• 28:36Speaker 04

  Years.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's like Kilmar Obrigo Garcia.

• 28:40Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  He was the guy that sent the Elso award.

• 28:42Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:43Speaker 05

  Current, we don't do current events.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 28:46Speaker 05

  Thank God.

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  That's why I got nothing, but, uh... So you talk about, like, food, like, what's your favorite restaurant in L.A., though?

• 28:54Speaker 06

  Favorite restaurant in L.A.?

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 28:58Speaker 06

  You gotta have a favorite...

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  Let's go category, let's go category.

• 29:00Speaker 06

  A favorite type of restaurant.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  How about, your favorite, I'll do it in the accent. Italian.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  What can I tell you?

• 29:09Speaker 04

  Italian.

• 29:09Speaker 06

  Uh, Donna's.

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  Donna's is good.

• 29:13Speaker 05

  Have I been to Donna's? I don't know.

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  No, you haven't.

• 29:18Speaker 05

  I don't have a favorite Italian restaurant.

• 29:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, god damn it, fuck, man.

• 29:22Speaker 05

  What's yours?

• 29:22Speaker 04

  Mexican.

• 29:23Bobby Lee?

  No, we're not done.

• 29:26Bobby Lee?

  Let's go Mexican.

• 29:29Speaker 05

  Salsa and beer in the valley.

• 29:31Bobby Lee?

  Ooh. Ooh.

• 29:32Speaker 05

  I don't know what it is.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:34Speaker 05

  Good though.

• 29:35Bobby Lee?

  Udelvato.

• 29:37Speaker 05

  That's.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good?

• 29:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 29:39Bobby Lee?

  Anybody?

• 29:39Speaker 05

  I don't, I don't think I'm to say.

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're one of those.

• 29:43Speaker 05

  But I already said, yeah.

• 29:45Bobby Lee?

  Are you one of those that won't do a Mexican accent?

• 29:47Speaker 05

  Just try it.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Just try it with me. Yeah, get in line.

• 29:53Speaker 05

  He wants to.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:54Speaker 05

  He wants.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  What about this one? What's up, man? No, nothing?

• 29:58Speaker 05

  I feel like I could do, what's up? There we go.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  That's.

• 30:01Speaker 05

  Not the man.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  Chris Tucker.

• 30:03Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  You're doing Chris Tucker. That's very racist.

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm kidding. Uh, it's not, and it was fun. So, um, you don't have a favorite Mexican? Same thing?

• 30:15Speaker 06

  Uh, what's the one, uh?

• 30:16Speaker 05

  Salsa and beer.

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, you said that. Yeah, yeah.

• 30:18Speaker 06

  There's an upscale one.

• 30:20Speaker 05

  I'm the one who said that.

• 30:21Speaker 06

  Over in, uh, well, okay, but here.

• 30:23Speaker 05

  He looked right at me.

• 30:25Speaker 06

  Here's an example of something. Here's an example of something. You would be into this idea. We, we've done this on the show. You take.

• 30:33Speaker 05

  Is this gonna?

• 30:33Speaker 06

  An old Mexican place. And like, that, there's a classic, like, El Coyote.

• 30:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love it.

• 30:40Speaker 06

  And then you take a new place, which I can't even remember the place that we did on the show. But you take like, this is the trendy.

• 30:47Bobby Lee?

  The trendy.

• 30:48Speaker 06

  This is the old.

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:49Speaker 06

  You take a dish from each place. And we sit down, we eat both of them.

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 30:53Speaker 06

  And we say, this one's actually better.

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Right. I like that a lot.

• 30:57Speaker 06

  We're going through different categories right now.

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, do you ever go to that old school place, El Cholo?

• 31:04Speaker 05

  Mm-mm. Is it good?

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  Look at you, you guys look so good.

• 31:06Speaker 06

  Oh, look, oldest versus newest Mexican restaurant.

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 31:09Speaker 05

  See, that's it.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  That's fun. Yeah. Who plays the guitar?

• 31:14Speaker 06

  That would be me.

• 31:14Speaker 05

  He does.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  What do you play?

• 31:18Speaker 06

  Uh, chords.

• 31:21Speaker 05

  What are you playing?

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that was fast. That's comedy, dude.

• 31:24Speaker 06

  See that bass?

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:25Speaker 06

  On my, over my shoulder, you know, that bass is from. The bassist from the band Alabama.

• 31:32Bobby Lee?

  I love Alabama.

• 31:34Speaker 05

  They're good.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:36Speaker 05

  Really, though?

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  The state.

• 31:37Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Uh, no, I like Alabama. I like, I'm a classic rock guy. I mean, I grew, I mean, I'm probably older than you guys.

• 31:44Speaker 05

  Forty-six.

• 31:44Speaker 06

  Forty-seven.

• 31:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm fifty-three.

• 31:46Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 31:47Speaker 05

  Good.

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  So I grew up with like, really just like, like hipster shit, like the Velvet Underground, Roxy Music, you know what I mean? These types of bands, but I, I prefer listening to musics from the seventies and eighties. I think there's some modern music that's pretty good. I think Billy Alice is pretty cool, but, um,

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  but anyway, I, you know, I do, I'm a fan of music, you know?

• 32:09Speaker 05

  But you.

• 32:14Speaker 05

  Snack.

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  We're getting there, dude.

• 32:16Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  I feel like, yeah, I feel like.

• 32:18Speaker 05

  I feel like there's like a core that's about to.

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  What? Were you there? What?

• 32:23Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I love it.

• 32:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's good. So you, so you compare things and then, but you guys have been friends since you were in elementary school, so.

• 32:31Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  You have, you guys are brothers.

• 32:34Speaker 05

  It's like an old married couple banter, I think.

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  Uh.

• 32:37Speaker 05

  More so, because we're, we're still here by choice.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 32:41Speaker 06

  You got anybody from that time in your life that you stay in touch with?

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  My mom.

• 32:46Speaker 06

  She doesn't count. Like, do you?

• 32:48Speaker 05

  That's the longest friend you've ever had.

• 32:49Speaker 06

  We've actually been thinking about this, like.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you, be real.

• 32:52Speaker 06

  If, if you,

• 32:55Speaker 06

  could you, could you think of somebody from back then that you were like, you were close with in first grade? Like, could you remember the, like, first name and last name of somebody like that?

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't know people from three years ago.

• 33:06Speaker 06

  Really?

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I'm, uh.

• 33:09Speaker 05

  I mean, he was doing meth early on in his life, so he can't.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  When I was twelve, I was a meth addict.

• 33:13Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  I went to a bunch of rehabs in high school and, um, I was sober young, you know what I mean? So I got sober at seventeen, stayed sober for thirteen years, relapsed, stayed sober for seventeen years. So I, I've always had that, but I don't.

• 33:26Speaker 05

  That's how you find out who your true friends are, they say.

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then none of them stuck around.

• 33:31Speaker 05

  Do meth. So, nobody stood by you?

• 33:36Bobby Lee?

  In high school, I have some friends, like I did a show with Andrew in San Diego. And a bunch of high school friends showed up.

• 33:42Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  And it was super fun, you know what I mean? But it's not like, you know, I call them on their birthdays.

• 33:47Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 33:48Speaker 06

  It's unusual, for sure.

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is an anomaly, you know that, right?

• 33:51Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 33:52Speaker 05

  And if we weren't working together, I wouldn't call him on his birthday.

• 33:58Speaker 05

  I mean, I mean, we wouldn't.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Explain, explain.

• 34:03Speaker 05

  I think we remained, I mean, I have other friends and I don't, I might send him a text, happy birthday if somebody tells me it's his birthday.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Hey dude?

• 34:10Speaker 04

  But that's your best friend.

• 34:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:12Speaker 05

  But I'm saying he wouldn't be my best friend if things didn't work out the way that they did.

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  You know, I believe this already, based on what I know, okay? If you died.

• 34:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  He would cry super hard.

• 34:23Speaker 04

  Would you cry?

• 34:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  But if, but the opposite?

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  Dude, he's gonna be like this.

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're that kind of guy.

• 34:35Speaker 06

  He's gonna check his watch.

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You're gonna be like, fuck, you know?

• 34:39Speaker 05

  It's not, it's not entirely false.

• 34:44Speaker 05

  But the reason is.

• 34:45Speaker 06

  It takes a lot to make you cry.

• 34:47Speaker 05

  It takes a lot, and I'm prepared for your death. I do think about it a lot.

• 34:51Speaker 06

  We had to go, we had to go through a whole thing about what, what happens.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's gonna take 100% of the money.

• 34:59Speaker 06

  It gets complicated.

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:01Speaker 06

  Cause we've got wives.

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, are they friends?

• 35:04Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, we've, we've.

• 35:05Speaker 05

  They're friends.

• 35:05Speaker 06

  He's celebrating 20.

• 35:08Speaker 05

  I mean, they're not like us friends, but they're friends.

• 35:10Speaker 06

  He's celebrating 25 years, and I'm celebrating 24 years, and we've known each, we've all known each other for that.

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  You have children?

• 35:17Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  Both of them?

• 35:18Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's amazing. I've never heard of that before.

• 35:22Speaker 05

  I have.

• 35:22Speaker 06

  You never heard of children?

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  No, I've heard of.

• 35:24Speaker 05

  Staying together.

• 35:26Bobby Lee?

  But I've never heard of two guys, that, excuse me, Ozempic alert.

• 35:33Speaker 06

  They're not gonna sponsor you.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  It's so expensive.

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  You are comedic, both of you.

• 35:45Speaker 05

  We never said we weren't comedians, Bobby. We just said that we were from a different place.

• 35:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what you're implying is that, um, most comedians.

• 35:55Speaker 05

  We didn't have to be as funny, that's true.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  But most comedians on podcasts aren't funny. There's only a few.

• 36:01Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 36:02Speaker 06

  But they, but only have to be funny in short bursts that get exported to TikTok, right?

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  Yes, that's true. So, um, I've never seen this, though. Two guys that met in elementary school had been married that long. So, like, the lives are, you guys are so interwoven and

• 36:20Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  You know, there's so many connections and threads.

• 36:22Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  Right? It must feel, that sounds like magic, dude. That's incredible.

• 36:27Speaker 05

  It's, I, I would say it is.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:30Speaker 05

  I would say we're, we're living this dream that we kinda, we, we talked about in middle and high school. And so you get to this point now where, yeah, our, our kids are like cousins to each other.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 36:45Speaker 05

  It's not like they, if, if they're put, they, they don't hang out all the time. I mean, a lot of them are going off to college.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 36:52Speaker 06

  Whoa.

• 36:52Speaker 05

  Like, um, three out of the five of them are in college.

• 36:56Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 36:57Speaker 05

  But like, they, they still kinda, it's like, alright, if there's a sort of a reunion, it's kinda, it's kinda like we have a little family reunion.

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  When they meet.

• 37:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's like cousins getting together.

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  Do they hug and like?

• 37:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:08Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  Giggle like kids do.

• 37:09Speaker 06

  Lots of hugging and giggling.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And so, and they, and if, like, if someone was, God forbid, is in trouble or has an ailment, that's a terrible analogy.

• 37:20Speaker 05

  The other cousins talk shit about him.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  No, they would be there for that other person.

• 37:24Speaker 05

  And be there for you.

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay. That's amazing. You know, I'm gonna die alone. So that's amazing.

• 37:30Speaker 05

  I think we'll be there for you after this. You can count on us.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you this. Do you think we could be friends?

• 37:37Speaker 05

  I think we could.

• 37:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, I believe so.

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  I believe so too.

• 37:40Speaker 06

  You know, weird way.

• 37:40Speaker 05

  I, I love, I, I love getting my balls busted.

• 37:46Speaker 05

  Clip it.

• 37:47Bobby Lee?

  You know, honestly, I don't think called it ball busting. I was just being truthful.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  About your upper lip. It was an observation. How's that ball busting?

• 37:58Speaker 06

  The best ball busting is based in truth.

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 100% true.

• 38:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  Don't do that with your lips.

• 38:07Speaker 06

  What about this?

• 38:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're good at that.

• 38:12Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:13Speaker 06

  Okay, we have to, I mean, now that you're doing that.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:16Speaker 06

  We have to tell you about this. We were, um...

• 38:18Speaker 05

  Our first manager did that.

• 38:19Speaker 06

  We, he did, he did. Yeah, our first manager did that.

• 38:22Speaker 05

  Could not stop.

• 38:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  He got a job. Uh, okay, there you go.

• 38:26Speaker 05

  I mean, it was, it was, it was like a very tubular...

• 38:32Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 38:33Speaker 05

  Tongue.

• 38:33Speaker 06

  It was when he got excited, though.

• 38:34Speaker 05

  It didn't come out really far.

• 38:36Speaker 06

  So it was a good thing.

• 38:37Speaker 05

  He would just...

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  Can you stop doing that, please?

• 38:39Speaker 06

  Okay, listen to this.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  It's really bothering me.

• 38:41Speaker 06

  We, uh...

• 38:42Speaker 05

  That's what we're talking about.

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:43Speaker 06

  We, we, we had a meeting yesterday and, um... With this guy who was talking to us. I'm not gonna go into any details.

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  The business, show business.

• 38:54Speaker 05

  It was a show business meeting.

• 38:56Speaker 06

  Kind of, kind of. He's talking. We're looking at him.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:59Speaker 06

  And I, there was like a flash that came from his mouth. I looked down and spit was going... He got a string of spit.

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:08Speaker 06

  In his teeth, right?

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:09Speaker 06

  As he's opening. And it was like the size of like a spider web. But then it started growing.

• 39:14Bobby Lee?

  Looked like silver or something.

• 39:15Speaker 06

  It started growing.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 39:17Speaker 06

  Started getting bigger.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:19Speaker 06

  Getting concentrated.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:21Speaker 06

  And then it migrated from his teeth.

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:23Speaker 06

  To his lips.

• 39:24Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, what do you say?

• 39:26Speaker 06

  Nothing.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:27Speaker 06

  So, and this was an unbroken monologue, 20 minutes.

• 39:31Bobby Lee?

  If I was there?

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  That's where I'd go. Hey, bro, what the fuck?

• 39:36Speaker 06

  I don't think, I don't think you can say anything.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you can?

• 39:38Speaker 06

  So, but I'm not done.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 39:40Speaker 06

  Because it's getting thicker.

• 39:40Speaker 05

  He was the power broker, or she, they, were a power broker.

• 39:46Speaker 05

  In the, in this meeting.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:48Speaker 05

  You know?

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was. Okay, so, uh...

• 39:50Speaker 05

  It would have been very clear, like a power play, to say, there's, you're chewing spider webs right now.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  You gotta own your worth.

• 39:59Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 40:00Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 40:00Speaker 06

  But hold on, I didn't want it to end.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 40:03Speaker 06

  I was intrigued by-

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  The growth of it.

• 40:05Speaker 05

  I was grossed out.

• 40:06Speaker 06

  Cause it was evolving.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it was evolving.

• 40:08Speaker 06

  And it got bigger and bigger, and then it snapped into a little white ball on his bottom lip.

• 40:14Speaker 05

  No way.

• 40:15Speaker 06

  How much detail is this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  It's like a mag wand.

• 40:18Speaker 06

  And then it-

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  Change.

• 40:20Speaker 06

  And then it was on his bottom lip, and it went to the top lip.

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:23Speaker 06

  Went back to the bottom lip.

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  It's like pong!

• 40:25Speaker 06

  And then-

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow!

• 40:27Speaker 06

  And then it- He, I think-

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  Sucked it back in.

• 40:30Speaker 06

  He tongued it. He sucked it back in onto his tongue.

• 40:32Speaker 05

  Never felt it.

• 40:33Speaker 06

  And he ate it.

• 40:34Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  Uh, well, it came from there, what? You know what I mean?

• 40:39Speaker 05

  This was over the course of-

• 40:40Speaker 06

  Twenty minutes. That was it. I just condensed the twenty minute process.

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  Did he know that it was there?

• 40:45Speaker 06

  I hope not.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  Did he go? Like that?

• 40:48Speaker 06

  No.

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 40:49Speaker 06

  I think I would feel it, though.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 40:51Speaker 06

  I think if it was happening to me, I would feel it.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  If your wife had that, would you say something?

• 40:55Speaker 06

  Oh, I'd lick it right off her lips.

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  I love it. Wow, that's sexual.

• 40:59Speaker 06

  I did say that if this was a- I was like, if this was a beautiful woman, this might be fun to watch, but it was not.

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 41:06Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 41:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would have laughed the whole time, buddy. I would have said something. Hey, bro, what the fuck, bro? I'm eating. Was it, you were eating?

• 41:14Speaker 05

  I was eating.

• 41:15Speaker 06

  I had chosen not to eat. And I was glad.

• 41:18Bobby Lee?

  And how did the meeting go?

• 41:20Speaker 05

  There was a drink there. All he had to do was drink from it.

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  Right, right.

• 41:23Speaker 05

  I kept waiting for him to drink. I was like, I was licking my lips. You know how when you-

• 41:28Speaker 06

  Sending signals.

• 41:29Speaker 05

  When you see somebody with something, you start-

• 41:32Speaker 06

  I kept picking up-

• 41:32Speaker 05

  I start thinking, maybe I have it too.

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, to give him a hint?

• 41:36Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 41:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that was good.

• 41:37Speaker 06

  And also because I was like, I hope that's not happening on me.

• 41:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  That never happens to you. You're perfect.

• 41:45Speaker 06

  Spice.

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  Alright, you're the north of whatever. But yeah, um, how did the meeting go, though?

• 41:51Speaker 06

  Very well.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Now, do you guys have agents?

• 41:53Speaker 06

  Now I'm leaving.

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not.

• 41:56Speaker 06

  I'm just taking these off.

• 41:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay. It was bothering you?

• 41:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 41:59Speaker 05

  Not used to it. I don't really need it.

• 42:00Speaker 06

  We used to wear these on our podcast, and then we got rid of them.

• 42:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay. Do as you will.

• 42:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, I mean, it's okay.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, do you guys- Do you guys act too, or no?

• 42:13Speaker 06

  Only for the stuff that we do.

• 42:15Bobby Lee?

  Alright, but you never like, you know, got a Sony call, they want you in this movie, or anything like that?

• 42:20Speaker 05

  No.

• 42:20Speaker 06

  No.

• 42:21Bobby Lee?

  You have agents, though?

• 42:22Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. Yeah. Why don't you wanna act? Just curiosity.

• 42:27Speaker 05

  We do wanna act.

• 42:29Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 42:29Speaker 05

  But like you said, in our, in our own stuff.

• 42:32Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 42:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but why not in other, like if Tarantino called and goes, hey, I have a line, a couple lines.

• 42:35Speaker 05

  I would probably say yes.

• 42:37Speaker 06

  Probably say yes.

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so, oh, really? Tarantino, you're on the fence? What the fuck are you talking about? Okay, okay, I'm gonna see some directors.

• 42:44Speaker 05

  I don't think it would be a good look for either one of us, actually.

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 42:48Speaker 05

  I just don't think I would be a good fit.

• 42:50Speaker 06

  Hmm. For any of his movies?

• 42:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, for none of his. They have a great evolution. Oh, but look at.

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 42:56Speaker 05

  I mean, yeah.

• 42:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, let's go from the beginning here, of time.

• 42:59Speaker 05

  Did you make this montage? Yeah. Is this a collage that you constructed?

• 43:02Bobby Lee?

  You made that, you did it?

• 43:03Speaker 05

  No, the internet made it.

• 43:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the internet made it?

• 43:05Speaker 05

  Okay, yeah.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 43:06Speaker 05

  So that's first grade on the left.

• 43:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, let's go to the first picture, okay? Who's cuter?

• 43:13Speaker 05

  Oh, it's one of their games on their show.

• 43:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so I think that, um, I'm sorry, but I think, um, I think Link has it.

• 43:20Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, I, I was, uh.

• 43:22Bobby Lee?

  Those eyes, what the fuck is going on?

• 43:24Speaker 06

  You gotta understand.

• 43:24Speaker 05

  I'm so sincere.

• 43:25Speaker 06

  You gotta understand that I was an incredibly late bloomer. I mean, even if you look at my high school picture there with, I don't know what's happening with my shirt there.

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  Second photo, Link has your beat.

• 43:35Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 43:36Speaker 05

  Yep, two for two right there.

• 43:37Bobby Lee?

  Third photo, definitely, no, wait.

• 43:40Speaker 05

  Link.

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  What happened?

• 43:41Speaker 05

  Sorry, it's coming back.

• 43:44Bobby Lee?

  The third photo.

• 43:46Speaker 05

  Third photo we both got.

• 43:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no. Link has your beat.

• 43:48Speaker 06

  No, you've pulled away significantly.

• 43:50Bobby Lee?

  But now, here we go.

• 43:50Speaker 05

  I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not raising my eyebrow, it's just that much higher than the other.

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but the fourth one is the evolution. You destroy Link then.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  That's, you know, you killing the game there.

• 44:06Speaker 06

  Oh, god.

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  But then I think in the fifth one, it's almost a tie.

• 44:11Speaker 05

  Toss up, yeah.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's almost a tie. I don't know, well, how old were you in the, in the fourth floor photo? What year was that? How old were you?

• 44:19Speaker 06

  It's probably 2018.

• 44:21Bobby Lee?

  2018, yeah.

• 44:22Speaker 06

  Well, no, you had that hair. So when did you change your hair?

• 44:25Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, explain to me that hair.

• 44:28Speaker 05

  Which hair?

• 44:29Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  No, the fourth front of Link.

• 44:31Speaker 05

  The helmet?

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:32Speaker 05

  It's like an emo helmet.

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 44:34Speaker 05

  Uh, was never emo.

• 44:36Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 44:37Speaker 05

  Or rode a motorcycle, but...

• 44:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can you zoom in on that photo, please?

• 44:41Speaker 05

  It's just, it's, uh, it has wings.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  Can you zoom in, please, Gil?

• 44:45Speaker 05

  It covers up the forehead.

• 44:46Speaker 06

  I don't think you quite realize what was happening.

• 44:47Bobby Lee?

  A little further? A little further?

• 44:50Speaker 05

  As far as we can go.

• 44:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 44:52Speaker 05

  Trying to go to the lip?

• 44:56Speaker 05

  How you trying to see him?

• 45:01Bobby Lee?

  I love it when I'm right.

• 45:05Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. Thank you, Gil.

• 45:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 45:07Bobby Lee?

  Um, wow.

• 45:09Speaker 04

  How long have you been growing your hair?

• 45:12Speaker 04

  I'm just curious, cause...

• 45:13Bobby Lee?

  It's out of nowhere. I love it.

• 45:15Speaker 06

  This was a, this was a COVID, COVID thing.

• 45:18Speaker 05

  Oh, shit.

• 45:18Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 45:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 45:20Bobby Lee?

  Do you guys ever go on the road live?

• 45:22Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 45:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. And you guys play like theaters or what is it?

• 45:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, we, yeah, we, uh, we've done a few tours for a couple of things. Most recently, it was Good Mythical Morning Live. So it's basically the show, not like doing a podcast on the road, but it was like a theatrical version of the show.

• 45:39Bobby Lee?

  That's what me and Andrew do. You, you can't do just two guys talking.

• 45:43Speaker 06

  Right.

• 45:43Bobby Lee?

  We play games with the audience.

• 45:44Speaker 06

  Yep, exactly.

• 45:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we run amok.

• 45:46Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 45:47Speaker 05

  Um, give them their money's worth.

• 45:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do your wives go on the road with you guys?

• 45:51Speaker 05

  No, we...

• 45:52Speaker 06

  They usually like would like meet us at a certain show, you know, like if we're back at home in North Carolina or whatever.

• 46:00Bobby Lee?

  If they're not there, your wives have sexy women go, "Hey."

• 46:05Speaker 05

  There was, it happened once in a, uh...

• 46:08Speaker 06

  Snack wrap?

• 46:14Bobby Lee?

  Yes, snack rap.

• 46:15Speaker 05

  Well, now that I said it happened once,

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:17Speaker 05

  I actually have to keep going.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, okay, okay. Snack rap, snack rap.

• 46:21Speaker 05

  You snack wrapped a little.

• 46:22Bobby Lee?

  A little too late.

• 46:23Speaker 05

  My bad, my bad.

• 46:24Bobby Lee?

  And you, question mark. You gotta be firm with a snack rap.

• 46:28Speaker 05

  Snack rap.

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, thank you.

• 46:29Speaker 05

  But what I meant to say was,

• 46:30Speaker 06

  Not you.

• 46:31Speaker 05

  It happened once to Rhett.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  I see, I see.

• 46:39Speaker 05

  Tell me about it. It was, I think it was in a gas station.

• 46:42Speaker 06

  Wow. In a gas station?

• 46:44Speaker 05

  We were on tour and there was something, there was a couple in a gas station.

• 46:49Speaker 06

  I think you're getting the details wrong.

• 46:51Bobby Lee?

  I think it happened to you, dude.

• 46:53Speaker 05

  Somebody was sitting on you in a gas station with their boyfriend there.

• 47:00Speaker 06

  No, it was, uh, it was.

• 47:02Bobby Lee?

  You're asking for directions.

• 47:03Speaker 06

  It was a, um, it was like a CVS or something.

• 47:07Speaker 05

  Okay, CVS.

• 47:08Speaker 06

  And she was like, "I'm coming to the show, I'm coming to the show tonight." And it was like more, it was, this isn't, I, I'll be, this is not typical. This is definitely not typical. But it was a little forward.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  Ah, you get half hard, I don't know.

• 47:25Speaker 05

  But the, but.

• 47:26Bobby Lee?

  Snack rap?

• 47:26Speaker 05

  And the boyfriend was there.

• 47:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, okay.

• 47:30Speaker 05

  So that made it weird.

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on. Sometimes you go a direction and it feels uncomfortable and then we move forward.

• 47:35Speaker 05

  I'm ve- I'm very comfortable with this.

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because to me, I'll be.

• 47:39Speaker 05

  It wasn't a threesome.

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:41Speaker 05

  He didn't, well, I think we have to finish it. Nothing happened.

• 47:44Bobby Lee?

  Nothing happened? But I'm just saying that, no, it doesn't happen that often.

• 47:47Speaker 05

  He bought his, I don't know, his test at CVS. You went home, you took it.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right.

• 47:52Speaker 06

  COVID test? I don't know what you're implying.

• 47:55Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  I feel resentment brewing. I like it.

• 48:02Speaker 05

  We keep each other out of trouble.

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• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  We keep each other out of trouble. Can I ask you some advice, if I may ask? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. My problem is, I think, I'm 53, and I'm re... Who said that?

• 49:44Speaker 04

  Why did I say nothing?

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm 53 years old, and, you know, I'm ready for something real. Okay? So how did that... I mean, what do I do here? Do I... I've been trying to meditate. You mean, love? Yeah, trying to manifest to meet a partner. You know what I mean? And it's like, how did you guys know when you first met your wives? Because that's the knowledge I want to know.

• 50:10Speaker 06

  Listen.

• 50:11Speaker 05

  I was seventeen.

• 50:12Speaker 06

  We were, we were so young.

• 50:14Speaker 05

  Eighteen.

• 50:15Speaker 06

  And we were both very, very strong evangelical Christians.

• 50:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 50:20Speaker 06

  Who believed.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:22Speaker 06

  That the only way that we could have sex with these women was to marry them.

• 50:25Bobby Lee?

  Ah, but, but obviously love developed.

• 50:28Speaker 06

  But.

• 50:28Speaker 05

  But that does change the complexion of the equation.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  It does.

• 50:31Speaker 06

  So what I'll say is that.

• 50:32Speaker 05

  When you're eighteen years old.

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 50:36Speaker 06

  Yeah, so I would say there was a lot of momentum.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 50:40Speaker 06

  And a lot of times that doesn't work out when you get married that young. My wife was twenty, I was twenty-three.

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 50:47Speaker 06

  And so it's, but, so we both changed a lot, you and your wife have changed a lot.

• 50:53Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 50:53Speaker 06

  And I think we've like rediscovered it over and over again.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 50:57Speaker 06

  You know what I mean?

• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  I see, I think that's.

• 50:59Speaker 06

  But I don't think that like, I couldn't imagine dating right now.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 51:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't think, I, there's no way we could give you any advice, but how, how much, what, how much is sex part of the equation? Are you sex-starved? Because we, we might be able to help.

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  No, so I was on.

• 51:15Speaker 05

  There.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, when I, I, you know, I dated, you know, my, my friend, um, Khalyla, that's, that does this podcast. So after that relationship, ten years, I went on a little rampage. And I just tore through it. And then the last couple of ones, I was just kind of laying in bed going, it doesn't feel right. I feel lost.

• 51:36Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  I feel empty and I'm ready to find something real. So then now I'm not doing that. And I'm not even watching porn or anything like that. I'm just kind of just ready. But I just find that I'm not meeting anybody right now.

• 51:51Speaker 06

  How do you meet people?

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  Variety difference, live, old school. You know what I mean? Like in, meeting in the streets.

• 52:00Speaker 05

  I think they got it. I think they got that.

• 52:02Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, they were looking at me like, live.

• 52:05Speaker 05

  Well, first you.

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  Live or dad.

• 52:06Speaker 05

  Variety, and I thought by reading the magazines, variety. I literally was trying to figure out.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I meet them.

• 52:14Speaker 05

  But you're walking down the street.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  In the wild.

• 52:16Speaker 05

  Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  Dating apps. And then, you've never tried it, come please.

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you've never tried please?

• 52:26Speaker 05

  Mm-mm.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  You would.

• 52:29Speaker 05

  If I had to.

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  If you had to, you would?

• 52:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, I would.

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then DMs.

• 52:34Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, DMs are a little weird because they're fans.

• 52:38Speaker 05

  That's a, it can be a lot weird.

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. Yeah, so, um, those are the three ways I've been doing it. I think those are the only ways, right?

• 52:46Speaker 05

  Live.

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a lot, yeah, or you can do like your parents set you up, kind of like, uh, Indian style, you know?

• 52:53Speaker 05

  And do they wanna? Crisscross applesauce, do they wanna meet you in a?

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  That was very funny, dude. That was very, yeah.

• 53:03Speaker 05

  He saved it, he saved it.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  Nah, you didn't save it.

• 53:05Speaker 05

  He saved it.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 53:06Speaker 05

  You said Indian style.

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  In terms of not sitting, in terms of like, you know what I mean?

• 53:13Speaker 05

  We know the radio.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know, we know.

• 53:15Speaker 05

  We know.

• 53:17Bobby Lee?

  We know. Yeah, I, I just, oh, you're not, okay. So anyway, let's move on from that. But I just had to make my point.

• 53:23Speaker 05

  Are they? Are they meeting you in a neutral place?

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 53:28Speaker 05

  Like?

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  Like, the equator?

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we go to the equator to be, what are you talking about?

• 53:36Speaker 05

  What's neutral about the equator?

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 53:38Speaker 05

  Like, it's neutrally charged in terms of latitude.

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I mean.

• 53:43Speaker 06

  The jet streams.

• 53:43Speaker 05

  Latitude neutral.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  It gotta laugh!

• 53:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  So yet, no.

• 53:49Speaker 05

  I'm still laughing.

• 53:49Bobby Lee?

  So what is, what is it?

• 53:50Speaker 05

  I think I'm laughing at myself, though.

• 53:51Speaker 06

  Okay, but the DMs.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:53Speaker 06

  This is interesting, right?

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:55Speaker 05

  That scares me for you.

• 53:56Speaker 06

  Do you, do you think, like? Do you have friends where that's worked?

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:03Speaker 06

  Yeah?

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I know that, um, um, dating apps work too, because my friend Jim Jeffries met his wife, you know, I mean, on Raya, and they're together and happy, so it does work.

• 54:15Speaker 05

  So you, your preference is for somebody to know your, your work?

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  No. What I'm saying, it's just something that happens where... Sometimes they do this, if they're like, they go, I think you're hot. And then their account is private. So I have to screenshot that little fucking profile photo. And then zoom it in. Is the only way I can see them, you know what I mean? Sometimes that happens, but anyway, um. I've done that.

• 54:43Speaker 04

  Why did you share that detail?

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, because it's so weird being. I have so many photos like that on my phone right now.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  Where you have to zoom it in. And then you're like, oh no, you know what I mean? But, um.

• 54:55Speaker 04

  But then again, I wouldn't recommend like dating apps at all, man. Oh, you wouldn't? No, not Tinder. There's a bunch of Liam's on there. What? Liam's? Liam's. Oh. Yeah. Fakers.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Catfish, maybe?

• 55:10Speaker 06

  But that's the thing, though, is like, okay. Because even, even in this town, right? Like, how often do you go to any sort of social gathering? Where your reputation doesn't precede you? Right?

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  Like the CAA Christmas party.

• 55:26Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? But don't. Jennifer Anso, you know what I mean? But don't. What are you talking about?

• 55:29Speaker 06

  But don't you enjoy? I, I find that I enjoy those connections. I'm just talking about with people in general in this town. When they have no idea what I do. And I can just be like, I. I run a production company, or I don't have to tell, they don't. But when you're, somebody's coming through your DMs. The, the you that they are interested in is the you that you have curated for entertainment purposes.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but like all things, you get to know each other as well.

• 55:57Speaker 06

  Right, but it starts in a weird way.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but let's be real then, if you're being real, I'll be real, right? If you're single, if you're single.

• 56:07Speaker 06

  I'm saying this as a guy who's been married for 24 years.

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  If you're single and you have a DM from a 10. You're gonna respond.

• 56:15Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 56:16Bobby Lee?

  Right? Send me a photo, whatever, you know what I mean? But it's like.

• 56:21Speaker 06

  Hold on, is it, you wink, so is it a GIF?

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  That's not GIF, what do you mean? Jiffy Lube, like the fucking?

• 56:26Speaker 06

  I mean, you said, send me a photo, and you winked, and I thought you sent you a GIF.

• 56:30Bobby Lee?

  A titty thing, you know what I mean? Send me a photo on there, you know.

• 56:35Speaker 06

  Right.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  You know titties.

• 56:36Speaker 06

  Yeah, I know titties.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  Is that weird? I feel like, let's be real for a second. I feel like I'm crossing lines where I never thought I would cross.

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  Because of you two. I'm like, oh, that's wrong. Can I get cancelled?

• 56:51Speaker 00

  Interesting how they're.

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  Your fans are gonna hate me. I can't do it.

• 56:55Speaker 00

  They're eliciting a very interesting version of you right now.

• 56:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 56:59Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 57:00Speaker 05

  This is our fault?

• 57:01Speaker 06

  This is fun for you guys.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you like it? You see me tip tapping around, tiptoeing around. I mean, not tip tapping, what the fuck am I saying?

• 57:10Speaker 00

  We're putting you on edge.

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  A little bit because I already now know that half of your fans are gonna find me disgusting.

• 57:19Bobby Lee?

  I'm like, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know what to do, you know what I mean? Because it's like.

• 57:23Speaker 06

  Just be yourself.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  I can't.

• 57:24Speaker 06

  Yeah, and I think that's one of the differences in coming up in the, like, coming up in the stand-up world and coming up in the YouTube space is like there were these like, sort of, guardrails. You know what I mean?

• 57:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, early in my comedy career, there were, it was a free-for-all. And you could literally see anything you wanted and you couldn't get in trouble. And then society changed.

• 57:47Speaker 00

  Well, I will say these guardrails got them number two on Rolling Stone.

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 57:52Speaker 00

  Maybe there is something to that.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  That is. I mean, look at the subscribers on YouTube. That's insane.

• 57:58Speaker 00

  So guardrails are good.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, keep the guardrails.

• 58:00Speaker 00

  Keep the guardrails.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, rails.

• 58:02Speaker 05

  I just, you know, I think we've built a, it's a, we have a nice community.

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:10Speaker 05

  And we're inclusive.

• 58:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:11Speaker 05

  So we don't, you know, and I think that when you have a lot of nice fans, it's wonderful. But, yeah, you gotta, they'll let you know if they feel a little uncomfortable about something.

• 58:24Speaker 06

  Right.

• 58:25Speaker 05

  So we're, and that's the coming up on. The internet where the the level of feedback that you've had to adjust to on a society level, I think is something that was happening a lot earlier coming up on YouTube.

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• 59:15Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 59:16Speaker 05

  So we are, we're just a lot, we were shaping our brand.

• 59:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:19Speaker 05

  In a, when we were reshaping, we were coming from a very religiously conservative place and loosening up, but, and we were developing an audience that was.

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 59:30Speaker 06

  So it's not like we had a brand that we felt like we needed to be modified. Like if you're like, I, well, I wanna, I just wanna be myself and now I gotta go and edit it before I put it on live.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 59:40Speaker 06

  You know, like, it's just a different process.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  Like, when I was a kid doing stand-up, I'd just walk on the stage and pull my pants down.

• 59:46Speaker 05

  And then what?

• 59:47Bobby Lee?

  Nothing, I would just flap it, you know what I mean, or whatever. I mean, I was closing. And then people would go, ah, right? And I go, that's right.

• 59:56Bobby Lee?

  And no one said anything, it was fine, you know what I mean? I mean, some clothes would be like, hey, don't do the flapping dick thing. And I go, oh, why not? What, are you in Soviet China? You know, whatever, you know what I mean?

• 1:00:07Speaker 05

  And they would back off?

• 1:00:08Bobby Lee?

  But then now you, you have to literally like, not do that.

• 1:00:13Speaker 06

  You gotta keep your pants on.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  I got $10,000 fine at, in Atlanta for showing the audience the inside of my butthole.

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  Apparently you can't do that.

• 1:00:23Speaker 06

  With a camera?

• 1:00:25Bobby Lee?

  No, from thousands of people.

• 1:00:27Speaker 06

  Because we've shown the insides of our buttholes to millions of people.

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  No, I did it live.

• 1:00:31Speaker 05

  Okay, cool.

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  Maned over, pulled my cheeks apart.

• 1:00:34Speaker 05

  We didn't do that.

• 1:00:35Speaker 06

  But see, but hold on, but isn't, this is interesting, right? Because we got, so we got vasectomies together, then we got colonoscopies together.

• 1:00:42Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:00:42Speaker 06

  And so, you know, there's a camera that goes in your asshole and then you can, and then, and then that's, that was, that was part of the video, right?

• 1:00:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, right.

• 1:00:49Speaker 06

  And while I was going under, so they put us under this, like Twilight sedation.

• 1:00:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:56Speaker 06

  And the guy was like, well, typically we would have you completely under. And we said, well, we are trying to make a funny video, so can you bring us out of sedation while you've got the camera in us so we can be funny? So.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  That's insane!

• 1:01:09Speaker 06

  So in my mind, I had this bit.

• 1:01:12Speaker 05

  I was sitting right next to him.

• 1:01:13Speaker 06

  And the bit that, in my mind was, why is it that we are offended by the outside of someone's asshole? But as soon as we get just inside it, it's okay.

• 1:01:23Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:01:24Speaker 06

  Right? And I wanted to talk about that while I had a camera in my asshole.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  Praise the Lord.

• 1:01:29Speaker 06

  But I could not get that thought together under sedation.

• 1:01:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:01:34Speaker 06

  So what did I say? Cause you, you, you remember this.

• 1:01:37Speaker 05

  It seemed like you were just talking about how fond you were of butt stuff.

• 1:01:40Speaker 06

  Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  Is that you?

• 1:01:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, so that's me.

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God.

• 1:01:45Speaker 05

  Oh dude, you look out of it.

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  You look out of it.

• 1:01:47Speaker 05

  How is my butthole? So you wanted to know.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You've seen a lot of buttholes?

• 1:01:53Speaker 06

  Yeah, right.

• 1:01:55Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:01:56Speaker 05

  I mean, the anesthesia, the guy in the back.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that's so funny. That's butthole. Is it nice your butthole?

• 1:02:11Speaker 06

  Uh, I, I think it's okay.

• 1:02:13Bobby Lee?

  I think, I think I'd like it.

• 1:02:14Speaker 06

  He said it was good.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  Not in a sexual way.

• 1:02:16Speaker 06

  I would've thought it was like a five out of 10, but that doctor, maybe he's just flattering me, I don't know.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Do you, do you feel safer when it's an Asian doctor?

• 1:02:26Speaker 05

  Well, when I made eye contact with that guy and he just, he had this syringe and he just got this look on his face. He just gentle nod.

• 1:02:35Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:02:36Speaker 05

  And it was the best feeling.

• 1:02:37Speaker 06

  He said, "I'm gonna give you a taste."

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh wow.

• 1:02:40Speaker 06

  And it was, uh, it was the stuff that he used was, um...

• 1:02:46Speaker 05

  Polyproph?

• 1:02:47Speaker 06

  It was the stuff that Michael Jackson used to sleep each night.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, D, it says with a D, um, right?

• 1:02:55Speaker 05

  Good juice.

• 1:02:55Bobby Lee?

  I've always wanted to try that.

• 1:02:58Speaker 05

  Might just get a, just make a video of your colonoscopy.

• 1:03:00Speaker 06

  Have you had a colonoscopy?

• 1:03:02Bobby Lee?

  It's been years.

• 1:03:04Speaker 05

  You need to get an L.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  I think I need to get, I'm so scared of it though.

• 1:03:07Speaker 06

  Oh, it's not bad.

• 1:03:08Speaker 04

  You know, you know what else I hate? When you go to hospital? When you got like, because I had appendicitis and then I woke up with the tube in my, you know, my, uh...

• 1:03:19Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I mean, I don't know what you're saying.

• 1:03:22Speaker 05

  Catheter, you had a catheter.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  You felt it?

• 1:03:25Speaker 04

  Yes. But I'm like, when they yank it out, that's a bitch.

• 1:03:29Bobby Lee?

  They go through the little pee hole?

• 1:03:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. They do?

• 1:03:32Speaker 06

  Yeah, I haven't had that yet.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:34Speaker 05

  Haven't had that.

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  How big's the tube?

• 1:03:37Speaker 05

  Big as it needs to be.

• 1:03:38Speaker 04

  Big, yeah.

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:03:40Speaker 04

  And then when they pull it out, they say, "One, two, three, buzz, beep."

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  And you screamed?

• 1:03:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was, I was like, sixth grade.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. You're a little tiny one though, like, like a little frehole.

• 1:03:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:55Bobby Lee?

  You like freholars, it's good, right? Yeah, yeah. What's up?

• 1:03:59Speaker 05

  So you, what was, what was the bit that you were spreading? Was it just like the flapping? You're just like flap, you showed your butthole and...

• 1:04:08Speaker 04

  The audience, they wanted to hear it.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? I, I, I'm lost.

• 1:04:12Speaker 05

  Was there anything that you said to accompany the exposing of your anus?

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  You don't get to say anything.

• 1:04:20Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  You just do.

• 1:04:22Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:04:22Bobby Lee?

  And the Lord will...

• 1:04:24Speaker 06

  And how did they react?

• 1:04:25Speaker 05

  Leave it to them.

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  Killed.

• 1:04:29Speaker 04

  The audience.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  Like, the whole audience was in just chaos.

• 1:04:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:33Speaker 06

  And you got fined for it.

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, me, there's a video of me and Andrew begging. And say, well, because we had another show there or something, and they, and they go, alright, but don't do it again. And I, the second show was like, I had to resist it. You know what I mean, like?

• 1:04:49Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. You can't be doing that.

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:04:51Speaker 06

  You can't be doing that because you have to pay $5,000 to every guest on this podcast.

• 1:04:54Bobby Lee?

  Right. You're gonna dry up. I'll dry up.

• 1:04:58Speaker 06

  It really starts.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  But you know, but be honest with though, I think, um, I'm much like, who said that the, oh, when Brent Weinback was here? Okay. And he goes, dude, 20 years ago, you were fucking wild. So, the version that you're seeing now is just, I'm like, I've changed in so many different ways, you know what I mean? Like, I show up on time on sets. Mm-hmm. I know everyone's name, you know what I mean, I, um, I'm very respectful, you know, in comedy, you know what I mean? And I try to help people. I'm just a completely different person. But it's every once in a while, those old habits slip out, like, I'll show you my butthole, you know?

• 1:05:36Speaker 06

  So, dating?

• 1:05:37Bobby Lee?

  Yes, we have to go back to that real quick.

• 1:05:39Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 1:05:42Speaker 04

  I was just asking him a question, but go ahead.

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  What was the question? Oh, I want to see you. I want to see you too. Oh, thank you.

• 1:05:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  So, what's your advice then?

• 1:05:50Speaker 06

  Well, let's, okay, so let's bring all these things together. You've got, let's just imagine that your future partner was in the audience that you showed your asshole to. So, in terms of like, the order of operations. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, because at what point in a relationship do you show a woman your asshole?

• 1:06:11Bobby Lee?

  No point. Oh, interesting. No point. No point at all. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:16Speaker 04

  But like he said, it's out of the way.

• 1:06:20Speaker 06

  But no, I just.

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  Not if he's ever gonna do it. That's not what he said!

• 1:06:23Speaker 04

  What did he say?

• 1:06:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't know! You're the one that fucking said it!

• 1:06:26Speaker 06

  What I'm saying is that.

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  But I did say it.

• 1:06:28Speaker 06

  I think that that, I think, I think a fan seeing your asshole before they're in a relationship with you is like a microcosm of just this dynamic that happens when somebody falls in love with the Bobby that they see on the internet.

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a really good point.

• 1:06:46Speaker 06

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:06:47Bobby Lee?

  Because that's not really who I am.

• 1:06:49Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:06:49Bobby Lee?

  It's all performative.

• 1:06:50Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my persona.

• 1:06:52Speaker 06

  And I'm not saying that they're, obviously, they're gonna love you for your ability to

• 1:06:59Speaker 06

  to be charming and to be funny, like, that's gonna be something that makes you attractive.

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you a story. I was in Spokane, Washington, a couple of years ago. And my opener, Jesse, everyone knows Jesse. Me and Andrew, Andrew didn't want to go, but Jesse goes, well, Jesse and I brought me to this fucking tea place. I want you to go. So we walked into a tea store. It was during the day. It was raining. And the lady behind the counter at the tea store thought we were homeless. She goes, you want some free water? And we go, what, why? They're like, well, I know it's cold out there, or whatever. And I go, we're not homeless. Oh, she goes, oh, my God, my bad. Because we looked disheveled. We're on the road. And so she was beautiful. Like,

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  it was like one of those moments where it was like, it just, she glowed. Right? And she goes, what do you do? And I go, oh, I'm a comedian, you know, she goes, oh, yeah, I'm not, I don't know about that. Like, I'm just, I don't watch comedy.

• 1:07:58Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:07:59Bobby Lee?

  And I go, oh, I'm a podcast. She goes, yeah, I don't watch the podcast. She had no idea who I was. And then she DM'd me. And she goes, it was good meeting you, you know, you wanna hang out, you know, while you're still in town. I go, I'm, but then we developed a relationship. And then I would fly to Spokane to see her.

• 1:08:18Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 1:08:18Bobby Lee?

  And then she would fly to my, here, to this house, you know what I mean?

• 1:08:21Speaker 06

  And she remained having no point of reference for your professional life?

• 1:08:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, then she saw me perform.

• 1:08:28Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  Right, right. And then she goes, oh, you're very funny, you know what I mean? But she had no

• 1:08:33Speaker 06

  Taste.

• 1:08:33Bobby Lee?

  Pre-knowledge. And we we really got along a lot, you know what I mean? The problem is, um, she had a child. And I wasn't ready for that, or something, you know?

• 1:08:46Speaker 06

  But that, but separate from that, the way that that unfolded, that sounds like that's a healthy way for it.

• 1:08:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think that's the dream way of it happening. I think that's only happened once. That's the only time that's

• 1:08:56Speaker 06

  It's hard, it's hard for that to happen.

• 1:08:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was one of those cosmic things where I was like, oh, it can't happen. Because the reason why I did comedy in the first place is because I was an incel.

• 1:09:08Speaker 05

  What does that mean?

• 1:09:09Bobby Lee?

  You don't know what incel is?

• 1:09:11Speaker 06

  He doesn't read a lot.

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  Do you know what incel is? Well, explain to-

• 1:09:14Speaker 05

  Tell me what that means.

• 1:09:15Speaker 06

  This is like a man who is so down on himself for his bad luck with women that he begins to almost hate himself and hate women at the same time. And stays by himself.

• 1:09:27Bobby Lee?

  Well, I wouldn't go-

• 1:09:28Speaker 06

  Isolate.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, I was the kind of incel was like a guy who's celibate unintentionally. Like, I wanted to be with women, but there's no one liked me. Even since I was a kid, you know what I mean? So it's like, I was like, if I do comedy, maybe that I'll be seen that way. And that's why I did it, you know what I mean? So it's like, um, so meeting this girl in Spokane, it was shocking because I was like, oh-

• 1:09:54Speaker 05

  He just thought you were homeless.

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, yeah, but it's-

• 1:09:57Speaker 05

  Let's not forget that.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  But like a hipster homeless.

• 1:10:01Speaker 05

  Okay, yeah.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Like, um, anyway, um, she liked me just for my vibe, because once we started talking, she really liked my vibe, you know what I mean? And she was half Korean, too.

• 1:10:12Speaker 05

  So it didn't work out for the reason, but it doesn't sound like you want that's experienced stuck. That's not the type of thing that you want to do again. You'd rather have a fan.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  I think, no. Okay, what?

• 1:10:24Speaker 05

  I'm asking about the fan part, like the fact that she had no point of reference.

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I'm saying it does work that, I like that, but then, but mostly it's fans. Because those are the easiest access to, you know what I mean? Those things-

• 1:10:37Speaker 05

  Isn't that a power dynamic thing, though?

• 1:10:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god, here we go. You want to start a war, we'll go on a war. What do you, what do you mean, guy?

• 1:10:47Speaker 05

  I just don't-

• 1:10:48Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why I'm getting so angry.

• 1:10:49Speaker 05

  I don't think-

• 1:10:50Bobby Lee?

  Say the word.

• 1:10:50Speaker 05

  Snack rap.

• 1:10:51Bobby Lee?

  Snack rap, thank you.

• 1:10:52Speaker 05

  I'm, I ask a question.

• 1:10:54Bobby Lee?

  There is-

• 1:10:55Speaker 05

  Isn't it fraught?

• 1:10:59Bobby Lee?

  I've never heard that.

• 1:11:01Speaker 05

  Tell them what it means.

• 1:11:02Bobby Lee?

  I know what it means, it just never, and I play Skyrim. The language that they use in that game. You know what I mean? But I've never heard like a modern person say that.

• 1:11:13Speaker 05

  What does it mean?

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  What? I don't know.

• 1:11:17Speaker 05

  It's a mind ill.

• 1:11:18Bobby Lee?

  Also, can I say something? I, I, don't do that.

• 1:11:21Speaker 05

  I wanna know what it means.

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  I know, but don't look at me, cuz you, you questioned me cuz you knew that I didn't know what it meant.

• 1:11:25Speaker 05

  I thought you knew.

• 1:11:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So, it's fraught?

• 1:11:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, it is.

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:30Speaker 06

  But it might be unavoidable.

• 1:11:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:32Speaker 06

  I mean, I'm, I'm just saying as-

• 1:11:34Speaker 05

  You can pull-

• 1:11:35Speaker 06

  As someone who, cuz we can just sit here-

• 1:11:37Speaker 05

  But you need to shape up a little.

• 1:11:39Speaker 06

  We can just sit here-

• 1:11:40Bobby Lee?

  I need to shape up?

• 1:11:41Speaker 05

  I, your approach.

• 1:11:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 1:11:43Speaker 05

  You'd only be going for fans.

• 1:11:46Speaker 06

  No, but what if fans are coming for you?

• 1:11:48Speaker 05

  Which is know your worth. As an individual.

• 1:11:51Bobby Lee?

  I think you're right.

• 1:11:52Speaker 05

  I'm sitting there not talking, we're not, the guy's got spiders in his mouth.

• 1:11:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:57Speaker 05

  Well, that's what you need.

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  A spider in my mouth? Like a ball of white thing that changes?

• 1:12:03Speaker 05

  Colloquially, yes.

• 1:12:05Bobby Lee?

  Colloquially. I'm like, what?

• 1:12:07Speaker 05

  I'm elevating your game, Bobby.

• 1:12:09Bobby Lee?

  In every way, even language, why?

• 1:12:11Speaker 05

  Alright, you step up.

• 1:12:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know any fancy words?

• 1:12:14Speaker 06

  Uh, he said most of them so far.

• 1:12:20Bobby Lee?

  Right, I think, I, I am beginning to know my worth, and also, I-

• 1:12:24Speaker 05

  Pursue someone who doesn't know you from Adam. And then, they'll know it's all about them.

• 1:12:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:32Speaker 05

  You can even do it in a creepy way.

• 1:12:36Bobby Lee?

  Like, what's that way?

• 1:12:37Speaker 05

  Like, get in their DMs.

• 1:12:40Speaker 06

  Well, okay, well, how-

• 1:12:40Speaker 05

  I think they do need to be famous.

• 1:12:41Speaker 06

  How does the Raya thing work?

• 1:12:43Speaker 05

  Need to get something out of the equation.

• 1:12:43Speaker 06

  Cuz is the, I, I don't, I've got, have friends who are on Raya, and they're like, well, it was this way when it started, and now it's like, anybody can get, I don't know what the status is at this point.

• 1:12:53Bobby Lee?

  It took me three weeks to get Jim Belushi on. But he finally got in.

• 1:12:57Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:12:58Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 1:12:59Speaker 06

  So-

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  He's a great guy, by the way, I love him.

• 1:13:01Speaker 06

  So you know that-

• 1:13:02Bobby Lee?

  Shout out to Jim Belushi.

• 1:13:03Speaker 06

  So, so ostensibly, hey, that's a pretty big word.

• 1:13:09Speaker 06

  The women on there-

• 1:13:10Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 1:13:10Speaker 06

  The women on there are like, okay, there's something, is it just they're really good looking, or they've done something?

• 1:13:16Bobby Lee?

  They don't like me.

• 1:13:18Speaker 06

  They don't like you?

• 1:13:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have a stand-up joke, you know what I mean, that talks about that, they don't like me. I'm not gonna do the joke, but, you know what I mean? Well, the joke is, is like-

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  No, forget it. But anyway, um, yeah, they don't like me. And if, when I do, like, I met a girl three weeks ago on it, and as soon as I met her, I was instantly in love. Like it was limerence. It was unhealthy. She was just stunning. Right? And then she was kind of funny too. Like, she was funny. So, I mean, we, and then I took her out five times. But each time, in my mind, I'm like, I think this is friend zone. Not by what she says, but how her body reacts to me. Like, for instance, put your hand right here. Like, if she would, we'd be laughing, I'd go like this, right? She'd pull away. Not, or she would stiffen up. Oh.

• 1:14:13Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? She'd get the claw hand? Yeah, like, she would grip the fucking, you know what I mean, table. That's if she was on a cliff.

• 1:14:20Bobby Lee?

  Or, or she would say something like, you know, I can see, you know, but then we hug, you can see her body stiffen. Ah. You know what I mean? And every time I'd try to go in for a kiss, she would like, do something abrupt. But she kept, but she kept going out with you. It's so sad. But she kept going out with you.

• 1:14:35Speaker 05

  They're like, what a loser.

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  But you have to, you have to understand, she was a ten. Like, in my mind, I'm like, is this real? It wasn't.

• 1:14:47Speaker 05

  It wasn't.

• 1:14:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:48Speaker 05

  Were, you were taking her to nice spots?

• 1:14:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. And then the last time, which was this week, I, I just, and I did something very grown up. I, I looked at her and I go, what? No.

• 1:15:02Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck, dude? Friend zone him. Yes. I go, hey, can I be honest with you? This feels like a friend zony situation. And she goes, I don't know, I just got out of something. I go, I, it feels friend zony. And she goes, why do you, and I, I told her some of these things I was expressing to you. Right. And then she goes, yeah, probably. And I go, then she goes, are you gonna ghost me? And I go, oh.

• 1:15:32Speaker 05

  Here we go.

• 1:15:40Bobby Lee?

  I instantly took it in a ghost. But, um, yeah, so.

• 1:15:45Speaker 06

  But you, but you did the opposite of ghosting, by the way, because you actually.

• 1:15:49Speaker 05

  Spoke to her.

• 1:15:49Speaker 06

  You, you, you said what you were feeling.

• 1:15:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was growing up and, um, I, um, it hurt. I mean, I really thought she was the one.

• 1:16:01Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing with your eyebrows? You met a girl at 18 and married her.

• 1:16:09Bobby Lee?

  You silly man. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:11Speaker 05

  You thought she was the one because.

• 1:16:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm sorry. May I educate you for a second?

• 1:16:20Speaker 05

  Oh, God, the way you drank that.

• 1:16:27Speaker 05

  She was hot and frigid.

• 1:16:32Speaker 05

  That's all I've heard. So that's the one.

• 1:16:34Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're so good. Yeah, so I'm just saying, based on not the frigid. But just based on her appearance and how easy she was to talk to and, um, she, she was very funny. She'd say very funny things.

• 1:16:51Bobby Lee?

  So, um, no, my bad. But.

• 1:16:54Speaker 05

  Come on, Bobby. She needed, she said she needed time.

• 1:16:57Bobby Lee?

  I know. Once the frigid happened, then it became like, uh, and then, so I was getting bummed out.

• 1:17:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:17:04Bobby Lee?

  To the point where I was like, I think I grieved for like a week. And then after I said that to her, I was proud of myself for being, you know what I mean? Just upfront and being real and, you know what I mean, and asking what's going on here. Cause normally, um, well, when I was tw- early my, early twenties, I waited tables with another girl named Anna. And I fell in love with her in that same way. She was beautiful and all that stuff. And I hung out with her for every day for two years and not had any kind of conversation with her. You know what I mean? Why are you laughing? Every time I say these sad things, you're laughing like a.

• 1:17:45Bobby Lee?

  It really hurts me. I'm kidding. But I, you know, I wish I had the skill set then.

• 1:17:51Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:17:51Bobby Lee?

  Two weeks, three weeks, I would have been like, hey, what's going on here? Oh, you don't feel the same way? Or I'm out. You know what I mean?

• 1:17:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:17:57Bobby Lee?

  And I'm, you know, I'm doing more of this, you know, so I don't waste my life. But she was so, I was so attracted to her, but that can't be it.

• 1:18:07Speaker 06

  I mean, as a, as an observer, based on what you've told me, I think you're doing the right thing. You are, you're putting yourself out there.

• 1:18:15Bobby Lee?

  I love you so much.

• 1:18:16Speaker 06

  You're putting yourself out there.

• 1:18:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:18Speaker 06

  You are, it's not like you're just like not dating at all. You're, and you're, you're seeing if the vibes are right, if they're not, you're, you're pulling back.

• 1:18:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I'm going on a date, second date tomorrow with a girl. I'm taking her to something and then, um, I think she's nice. She's great. So, I mean, I'm, it's not, it's not all lost, you know what I mean?

• 1:18:39Speaker 05

  Good, because the clock is ticking.

• 1:18:45Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:18:46Speaker 05

  Stick with it. Like.

• 1:18:48Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, dude?

• 1:18:49Speaker 05

  Like.

• 1:18:50Bobby Lee?

  I think there's, there is no clock. I'll tell you this right.

• 1:18:52Speaker 05

  On to the next.

• 1:18:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, you're right.

• 1:18:53Speaker 05

  Like, keep it, keep it going.

• 1:18:55Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying is, is I can have babies older.

• 1:18:58Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:18:59Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 1:18:59Speaker 06

  De Niro.

• 1:19:01Bobby Lee?

  Not just De Niro, like Theo Von's dad.

• 1:19:03Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:19:04Bobby Lee?

  He was 70 and his mom was like.

• 1:19:05Speaker 06

  But you might need to think about freezing your sperm right now. Because they are getting older and slower. Hey, have you heard about sperm racing?

• 1:19:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we were talking about that already. And let me just say something. I, I had, I have a microscope upstairs and my sperm are fine.

• 1:19:21Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:19:21Bobby Lee?

  They have goggles and they have swim trunks. They're, they shave their legs. They're.

• 1:19:25Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:19:26Bobby Lee?

  Fast. They're like little Michael Phelps.

• 1:19:29Speaker 06

  But they are faster now than they were, will ever be.

• 1:19:33Bobby Lee?

  No, they're faster than they ever were.

• 1:19:35Speaker 05

  Ooh.

• 1:19:36Speaker 06

  How do you know that?

• 1:19:38Bobby Lee?

  Because I, every year I check them out. And I have a.

• 1:19:41Speaker 06

  Hold on.

• 1:19:41Bobby Lee?

  Stopwatch.

• 1:19:42Speaker 06

  You haven't peaked yet?

• 1:19:43Bobby Lee?

  No, dude.

• 1:19:44Speaker 06

  My sperm is, they're Asian.

• 1:19:49Bobby Lee?

  They're fast, they're sneaky. You know what I mean?

• 1:19:51Speaker 06

  Okay, well, if you're monitoring it, but the moment that they they peak, freeze them.

• 1:19:58Bobby Lee?

  Now you're giving me a new paranoia, really? You think I should?

• 1:20:01Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:20:02Bobby Lee?

  Do you have your tubes tied?

• 1:20:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:20:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:05Speaker 04

  Vasectomy.

• 1:20:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can bust a nut now, baby, what's up?

• 1:20:09Speaker 06

  Yeah, right.

• 1:20:09Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, that was rude.

• 1:20:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:20:11Speaker 00

  That was okay.

• 1:20:12Speaker 06

  That was good.

• 1:20:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I felt like, you know what I mean, like that would be a normal thing, I would say, you know what I mean? Elder gas.

• 1:20:18Speaker 00

  I don't think you would, that's why.

• 1:20:19Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:20:20Speaker 00

  It's funny that you keep doing these weird things.

• 1:20:25Speaker 00

  I'm like, where is this all coming from?

• 1:20:26Speaker 05

  I love this. I love it.

• 1:20:32Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? What are you gonna say?

• 1:20:34Speaker 04

  Just have a vasectomy and freeze your eggs and, I mean, freeze your sperm and...

• 1:20:40Speaker 00

  Are you okay?

• 1:20:41Speaker 04

  Find a nice girl at a coffee shop.

• 1:20:43Bobby Lee?

  Are you high?

• 1:20:44Speaker 04

  Me?

• 1:20:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:45Speaker 04

  Oh, man, I'm in California.

• 1:20:50Bobby Lee?

  When'd you smoke weed?

• 1:20:51Speaker 04

  I'm not from here.

• 1:20:52Bobby Lee?

  When'd you smoke weed?

• 1:20:53Speaker 04

  I took an edible.

• 1:20:54Bobby Lee?

  When?

• 1:20:55Speaker 04

  In the restroom.

• 1:20:58Speaker 00

  You're all working right now, dude.

• 1:21:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:21:01Speaker 06

  It kicked in?

• 1:21:02Bobby Lee?

  It kicked in?

• 1:21:03Speaker 04

  I'm not from here, guys, I'm from Texas.

• 1:21:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I love it when you're, I've never seen you this high before, so let's ask you some questions about...

• 1:21:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, here we go.

• 1:21:12Speaker 04

  That's why I brought snack cups.

• 1:21:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right.

• 1:21:17Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about Honey Badgers.

• 1:21:19Speaker 04

  Honey Badgers?

• 1:21:21Bobby Lee?

  You're high.

• 1:21:22Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:21:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell me about them.

• 1:21:24Speaker 04

  What about them? What do you want to know about them?

• 1:21:26Bobby Lee?

  I'm just saying, make it up if you have to.

• 1:21:29Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:21:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:30Speaker 04

  I'm a stand-up comic too. Well, in the working, so... He's, he's teaching me about stuff.

• 1:21:39Speaker 05

  They're tenacious. They're tenacious.

• 1:21:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:41Speaker 04

  Yeah. Honey badger.

• 1:21:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're tenacious.

• 1:21:44Speaker 04

  They're tenacious, um, they're feral, um, rabies.

• 1:21:50Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:21:51Speaker 04

  They have rabies.

• 1:21:52Bobby Lee?

  They have rabies?

• 1:21:52Speaker 04

  They have rabies.

• 1:21:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:54Speaker 04

  All that's, all that stuff, man.

• 1:21:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. They're one of the fiercest, fiercest mammals on planet earth, I think. In terms of their size, capita, is that the right word?

• 1:22:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:22:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:22:08Speaker 05

  Pound for pound, we might.

• 1:22:08Bobby Lee?

  Pound for pound, yeah, yeah. They're vicious. I think honey badger, who called them honey badger? Because they like honey?

• 1:22:14Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:22:14Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 1:22:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:22:16Speaker 05

  Is it their color?

• 1:22:16Speaker 04

  I've never seen one before.

• 1:22:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're in America.

• 1:22:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:22:20Speaker 04

  Oh, they're not? Right, Texas, in Texas, if you guys didn't know this, we have a lot of hogs out there right now.

• 1:22:26Speaker 05

  All right.

• 1:22:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:27Speaker 04

  We go hog hunting.

• 1:22:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, feral hogs.

• 1:22:31Speaker 04

  Feral hogs.

• 1:22:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 1:22:33Speaker 05

  Hey, Jaime, did you have a question about maybe I count, you have a podcast with your best friend?

• 1:22:37Speaker 04

  I did have a question because he's talking about his dating life. Um, so I do have a little best friend that we've been friends since like fourth grade.

• 1:22:46Bobby Lee?

  Tell them about him.

• 1:22:47Speaker 04

  And we're comics and.

• 1:22:50Bobby Lee?

  Tell him his name.

• 1:22:51Speaker 04

  Ralph Barbosa.

• 1:22:53Speaker 05

  Ralph?

• 1:22:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:22:54Bobby Lee?

  You know him?

• 1:22:55Speaker 05

  Uh-uh.

• 1:22:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:22:57Speaker 04

  He's a stand-up comic and we're on tour right now and we have our own podcast too and it is beautiful to have a best friend and you get to grow up in a work group. You have any advice for like?

• 1:23:09Bobby Lee?

  Have you always been friends with him or did you reunite?

• 1:23:13Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:23:13Speaker 04

  Um, we took a break two years, about like a couple of years ago.

• 1:23:19Bobby Lee?

  Because there was a falling out?

• 1:23:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:23:21Bobby Lee?

  Whose fault was that?

• 1:23:22Speaker 04

  Mine.

• 1:23:22Speaker 05

  What happened?

• 1:23:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:24Speaker 04

  Uh, he was into comedy full-time and then I was into like photography.

• 1:23:29Bobby Lee?

  They don't mix.

• 1:23:30Speaker 04

  No. Yeah, I can see where this is going. Oh, my god.

• 1:23:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, very good.

• 1:23:36Speaker 04

  And, um, uh, there was one night, he had a big show, he needed taping. And I prioritized my photography and that he wasn't there to film his set. Oh. And so we just went at it. Hmm. And then. Did you tell him you were gonna show up, or? Yeah, but I brought the, like, the wrong equipment.

• 1:23:57Speaker 06

  This is an interesting story.

• 1:23:59Speaker 04

  Hold on, so you did show up? But you just. Not the right equipment.

• 1:24:04Bobby Lee?

  So that's not your bad?

• 1:24:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:24:06Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:24:07Speaker 04

  His bad. No, I think it is. He brought the wrong.

• 1:24:09Bobby Lee?

  He made a mistake.

• 1:24:10Speaker 04

  Right, oh, yeah.

• 1:24:11Bobby Lee?

  Right, so it's like, I don't think it would cause like a two-year, what, it was a two-year hiatus, or how long was it?

• 1:24:16Speaker 04

  Two years. I thought you were saying you chose not to go because you had another gig, and that kinda made sense. But when you show up with the wrong stuff. Is it because you had the stuff for the other gig? And you just showed up to this gig? Yeah, I didn't put in too much care, because we've been talking about it all day.

• 1:24:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:24:33Speaker 04

  So, yeah.

• 1:24:34Bobby Lee?

  And this, who called who first? After two years?

• 1:24:37Speaker 04

  He did.

• 1:24:37Bobby Lee?

  What'd he say?

• 1:24:38Speaker 04

  He's like, it was like a month before his Netflix special. He's like, hey, what are you doing, um, August 4th? I said, nothing. So, oh, come to my Netflix special. And I was like, okay.

• 1:24:50Bobby Lee?

  And where did he shoot it?

• 1:24:51Speaker 04

  In Texas.

• 1:24:52Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:24:52Speaker 04

  I was like, okay.

• 1:24:53Bobby Lee?

  And you hung out backstage with him?

• 1:24:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:24:55Bobby Lee?

  And then when did you start doing stand-up after that?

• 1:24:57Speaker 04

  Uh, like, two months after that.

• 1:24:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:24:59Speaker 06

  Did you ever talk about that, or was it just, because guys sometimes will just be like, hey, just come to this thing, and then it just picks up where it left off?

• 1:25:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:25:06Speaker 06

  They don't ever talk about the details.

• 1:25:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's just like, hey, just come to my special, and we get dinner, and then that's it, we just picked up where. Wow. Just picked up where we left off. It's simple that way sometimes.

• 1:25:18Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:25:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And also, you know, that means there's really love there.

• 1:25:24Speaker 04

  Cause we're in the business now, so.

• 1:25:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's it's it's a cringe on my butt when you say that, but okay. I mean, you do 10 minutes before I'm on stage, but okay.

• 1:25:33Speaker 06

  And now you don't ever have to worry about equipment in general, right? That's not something you think about now.

• 1:25:37Bobby Lee?

  He's now in the mix of like, like, I'll see him in Texas with like really credible guys that he's doing it with. You know what I mean? I I think that you, and because, cause he's on this podcast a lot. I think he's risen, you know what I mean? Which is very exciting to see. I like, everyone knows you now. Like in the green room last night, the show in the ballroom, and people were like talking about you.

• 1:25:59Speaker 04

  No, they, okay.

• 1:26:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, they did. We really like him, yeah.

• 1:26:03Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:26:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:04Speaker 04

  Ralph or?

• 1:26:05Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:26:06Speaker 04

  Oh. Ralph's, he's out there already. But I'm just.

• 1:26:10Bobby Lee?

  What, dude?

• 1:26:11Speaker 04

  Cause they don't know.

• 1:26:12Bobby Lee?

  That's okay.

• 1:26:13Speaker 04

  They're YouTube and we're in a comic.

• 1:26:15Speaker 06

  It's like comedy and photography.

• 1:26:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway. You get the question, huh?

• 1:26:20Speaker 04

  I don't know, just any advice of going in business with your friends?

• 1:26:30Speaker 04

  Like, do you like have moments where like, okay, hey, let's just, let's talk straight business and then just like, hey, let's just like shoot the shit?

• 1:26:39Speaker 06

  You have to have, okay, so sometimes you're gonna, you're gonna come through, there's gonna be a disagreement, right? Where there's just two equal wills.

• 1:26:52Speaker 06

  And you're like, what do you do when you get to that place, right?

• 1:26:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:26:55Speaker 06

  And so I have a thing that I can do where I'm a lot, I'm, I weigh 215 pounds, he weighs like 160. And ever since we were kids.

• 1:27:03Bobby Lee?

  You look great.

• 1:27:04Speaker 06

  I will lay on top of him. And I let's lay on top of him, put all my weight on top of him, and I say, I'm dead.

• 1:27:13Speaker 06

  I'm dead.

• 1:27:15Speaker 06

  I'm dead, and he can't.

• 1:27:16Bobby Lee?

  He can't move.

• 1:27:17Speaker 06

  He can't move.

• 1:27:17Bobby Lee?

  That's a fun game. What's it called, I'm dead?

• 1:27:21Speaker 06

  That's what I'm dead.

• 1:27:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Yeah. I don't, I don't like it. Oh, yeah.

• 1:27:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:27:27Bobby Lee?

  And you used to, yeah, get a panic attack probably, cause you're bigger. I, it compresses the lungs, yeah. Yeah, yeah, but yeah.

• 1:27:36Speaker 05

  I don't like it.

• 1:27:37Bobby Lee?

  No. Did it seem, you know, erotic to you?

• 1:27:40Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:27:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay. What, what if you got a little trouble?

• 1:27:44Speaker 06

  Hey, hey, hey, I will, I will say, I will say.

• 1:27:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:47Speaker 06

  I was, we, I was, uh, I was doing that to you while we were in college.

• 1:27:53Speaker 05

  Yeah. And we were just in our underwear.

• 1:27:55Speaker 06

  And it was just, it.

• 1:27:57Speaker 05

  We were having a fight in our underwear.

• 1:27:58Speaker 06

  And, and it was in the middle of that, in the middle of our dorm room, and we left our door open all the time. So people, whoever wanted to come in. And this, a guy, a suite mate, just like.

• 1:28:09Speaker 05

  It was like, open that much.

• 1:28:10Speaker 06

  He just kinda pushed the door open.

• 1:28:12Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:28:12Speaker 06

  And he saw me like mounting.

• 1:28:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow.

• 1:28:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:28:16Speaker 06

  And then he just slowly closed the door.

• 1:28:19Bobby Lee?

  And he never brought it up again.

• 1:28:20Speaker 05

  Never brought it up.

• 1:28:21Speaker 06

  And we were like, there's no reason to clarify.

• 1:28:23Speaker 05

  Things are simple like that with guys.

• 1:28:24Speaker 06

  Yeah, right.

• 1:28:25Bobby Lee?

  You know what I would've done? Went in, and then I'd be dead too on top of you.

• 1:28:31Bobby Lee?

  That'd be funny. And we both said, I'm dead, I'm dead too.

• 1:28:34Speaker 06

  That's right. Oh, yeah, I've never, we've never done that.

• 1:28:36Bobby Lee?

  And then, hi me, you on top of me?

• 1:28:38Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:28:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you wanna do it?

• 1:28:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:28:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:28:41Speaker 06

  I like that.

• 1:28:41Speaker 05

  I don't wanna do it right now.

• 1:28:43Bobby Lee?

  We're not even gonna do it today.

• 1:28:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, let's not do it.

• 1:28:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll go camping or something.

• 1:28:46Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:28:47Bobby Lee?

  You guys, so I wanna.

• 1:28:48Speaker 05

  Bring your girlfriend.

• 1:28:50Bobby Lee?

  I will.

• 1:28:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:28:51Speaker 05

  You know what?

• 1:28:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Thank you, give me positive energy in your life, okay?

• 1:28:55Speaker 05

  Bring that girlfriend, that you're hitting it off with.

• 1:28:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:58Speaker 05

  She was a fan.

• 1:29:00Bobby Lee?

  No, she wasn't.

• 1:29:01Speaker 05

  But, yeah, I think she was.

• 1:29:02Bobby Lee?

  No, this new one, the, the second date tomorrow?

• 1:29:05Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:29:05Bobby Lee?

  No, she's not a fan.

• 1:29:06Speaker 06

  Perfect.

• 1:29:06Speaker 05

  That's not the one.

• 1:29:07Speaker 06

  That's what you want.

• 1:29:08Bobby Lee?

  The five, the one.

• 1:29:09Speaker 05

  I think you're gonna have to go with a fan.

• 1:29:13Speaker 05

  And.

• 1:29:14Bobby Lee?

  Why, why?

• 1:29:14Speaker 05

  Bring her around.

• 1:29:15Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:29:17Speaker 05

  Well, all I know is what we've talked about.

• 1:29:21Speaker 05

  All I know is what we've talked about.

• 1:29:22Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:29:23Speaker 05

  And I'm just, you wanna be real right now?

• 1:29:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:27Speaker 05

  I know that's your catchphrase.

• 1:29:31Speaker 05

  I just think when you-

• 1:29:33Bobby Lee?

  This fucking guy.

• 1:29:34Speaker 05

  It needs to be a, it's gonna need to be a fan, but then you gotta set some boundaries up top. Which the power dynamic, stay with me. Just, you know, give her the power.

• 1:29:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:48Speaker 05

  Right at the beginning, say, "Hey, listen, I know you were a fan, but if we're gonna date, you have all the power." That's a good line, too.

• 1:29:56Bobby Lee?

  That's a very good one. And I wanna say something that you proved to me today, right? I believe, and I really do believe this, right? That when God was making white people, right? I think there's a 15-set mold that he uses.

• 1:30:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:30:12Bobby Lee?

  Alright?

• 1:30:13Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 1:30:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it's like, you know, you was like the Northman, that guy that started, that's the mold that you had.

• 1:30:18Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 1:30:18Bobby Lee?

  So there's a guy that I know, he's a guy that's always helped me, he's a good friend of mine, his name is Ted Newsom. He's in the skateboarding world. I think you have his mold.

• 1:30:28Speaker 05

  Okay, yeah.

• 1:30:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Can you look up Ted Newsom? He's a, he's a good-looking guy.

• 1:30:33Speaker 05

  I'm one of 15. Oh, wow!

• 1:30:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:35Speaker 05

  Oh, wow!

• 1:30:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there is a Ted Newsom, if, without the beard and all that stuff and the stuff. But you're a part of that mold. He's a really dope dude.

• 1:30:44Speaker 05

  I'm that ilk of white man.

• 1:30:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Also, I'll tell you why, when I look at your clothes-

• 1:30:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:30:50Bobby Lee?

  From fucking glasses down.

• 1:30:54Speaker 05

  Like, Papa like.

• 1:30:57Bobby Lee?

  That's not cheap. You know what I mean? You go to self, uh, self-what?

• 1:31:02Speaker 05

  Solvang.

• 1:31:03Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:31:04Speaker 05

  I get all my clothes in the town. Yeah, the Dutch town of Solvang.

• 1:31:08Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. You get it at a high-end store.

• 1:31:12Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, I like, I like the shop, thank you for noticing.

• 1:31:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, but Ted's like that, too.

• 1:31:17Speaker 05

  White t-shirt.

• 1:31:18Bobby Lee?

  Like, that, that shirt is like a Japanese, you get it at a Japanese denim shop, that shirt. Is it Japanese, that shirt? The t-shirt.

• 1:31:26Speaker 05

  The-

• 1:31:26Bobby Lee?

  It's thick, yeah, yeah. Can I read the brand? I wanna look at the brand.

• 1:31:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, you can look at the brand.

• 1:31:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I wanna look at the brand.

• 1:31:32Speaker 05

  Look at the brand, homie.

• 1:31:35Speaker 05

  We'll go shopping together.

• 1:31:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he loves. Yeah, yeah, that's expensive.

• 1:31:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's not, that's, that's like, a couple hundred bucks, bruh.

• 1:31:45Speaker 05

  Before we go, Bobby, would you, uh, would you guys be cool to maybe do a blind taste test with Bobby and Jaime?

• 1:31:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:52Speaker 05

  You don't wanna eat.

• 1:31:52Bobby Lee?

  But before, before we do that, I'd like, I'd love to do it. EJ, I know you're ready. I have to implore with your audience, though.

• 1:31:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:31:59Bobby Lee?

  Because I'm paranoid through this whole thing.

• 1:32:00Speaker 05

  I, I think, I think whatever.

• 1:32:02Bobby Lee?

  It fucking.

• 1:32:02Speaker 05

  However, we need to unpack this, it needs to happen on the show.

• 1:32:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, well.

• 1:32:06Speaker 05

  We don't need to be having some conversation after this. About, yeah, we need to do it now. Talk to.

• 1:32:14Bobby Lee?

  I need to do it now.

• 1:32:15Speaker 05

  Talk to their audience.

• 1:32:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:32:16Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 1:32:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:17Speaker 05

  Over there.

• 1:32:17Bobby Lee?

  Hello, audience, this is good.

• 1:32:19Speaker 05

  Mythical beasts.

• 1:32:20Bobby Lee?

  Myth, mythical beasts.

• 1:32:21Speaker 05

  They call themselves the mythical beasts.

• 1:32:25Bobby Lee?

  Mythical beasts.

• 1:32:26Speaker 05

  There we go.

• 1:32:27Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good opening, right? Yeah. Right? It's like a hat. Mythical beasts. No, but let's be real. Um.

• 1:32:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, let me open with that. I, I apologize, you know, um, a lot of people don't like the way I do it. You know? Sometimes I'm aggressive. Sometimes I don't know how to pronounce certain things, or, you know what I mean? And sometimes I go on tangents. What are you doing during my apology? I'm looking at the camera, too. Oh, okay.

• 1:32:55Speaker 05

  He's mouthing, he's mouthing what you're saying.

• 1:32:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's giving you an edit point. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:33:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, we definitely gonna have to clean this.

• 1:33:15Bobby Lee?

  No, but, uh, uh, yeah, but, you know, my heart says, um, that, um, I really love you guys. I think you guys are, um, so fun. I can tell you guys are just nice guys. And, um, I think that you have, um, empathy and, um, I, I feel like you're good fathers. And, um, I aspire to be like them. I do. I wanna get my shit together. And I think that this meeting, um. It's not a meeting, it's a podcast.

• 1:33:47Speaker 00

  Edit point, it's just an edit point.

• 1:33:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. If you do that again, I am gonna lose my fucking mind. Like, you'll never see anything like it. Okay? Anyway, um, I look up to these guys and I think, um, this, this podcast was important for me. Something that I can strive to. You guys are very funny, very likeable. And I'm sure your audience is like that too. I really apologize for my style of doing it, you know, and, um, the things that I say and the things I do, they're all meant for humor, strictly. So, um, bon voyage, um, take care, and good night.

• 1:34:32Speaker 05

  Good morning.

• 1:34:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so let's do the food.

• 1:34:34Speaker 06

  That was, that was good, that was very good.

• 1:34:36Speaker 00

  Apology accepted. Not, not necessary.

• 1:34:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:34:40Speaker 00

  Could you guys maybe explain for our audience and to Bobby what blind taste tested?

• 1:34:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:44Speaker 00

  We're gonna be doing, uh, fast food burgers.

• 1:34:46Speaker 06

  You're gonna know what, what you're choosing from.

• 1:34:48Bobby Lee?

  They're cold.

• 1:34:49Speaker 06

  And you're gonna, we're gonna taste them blind and you're gonna be saying two things. One, what restaurant you think it's from. And the second thing is, on a scale of one to 10, how good it is.

• 1:34:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's gone.

• 1:35:00Speaker 05

  But what you're not gonna do is you're not gonna talk about how cold it is. Or any of that.

• 1:35:04Speaker 06

  Now, when we do it on our show, we have a heat lamp.

• 1:35:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where's our heat lamp?

• 1:35:08Speaker 00

  Oh, we don't, we can't afford it.

• 1:35:09Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:35:10Bobby Lee?

  We don't have 17 million subscribers.

• 1:35:13Speaker 06

  And you just want, all you wanna know is the different choices. I'm assuming it's gonna be McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Carl's Jr. and

• 1:35:19Bobby Lee?

  Wendy's?

• 1:35:20Speaker 06

  Wendy's.

• 1:35:20Bobby Lee?

  McDonald's?

• 1:35:21Speaker 06

  McDonald's.

• 1:35:21Bobby Lee?

  Carl's Jr. and For the Win.

• 1:35:23Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:35:23Speaker 00

  All right, let's bring out the first burger.

• 1:35:25Speaker 05

  All right, now, fast though.

• 1:35:27Speaker 00

  In order to guess, we gotta do a three, two, one. We have to guess at the same time.

• 1:35:31Speaker 06

  Yeah. You don't wanna give too much information away as you talk about it.

• 1:35:35Speaker 00

  This is the first burger. Uh, feel free to speak as you do this, Bobby.

• 1:35:38Bobby Lee?

  How do you open it?

• 1:35:39Speaker 00

  Talk into the mic though.

• 1:35:40Speaker 05

  I would not, I, I don't love the fact that I'm not being fed because

• 1:35:44Speaker 00

  That's what they typically do.

• 1:35:45Speaker 05

  It's too much work.

• 1:35:47Bobby Lee?

  Ooh. Do you bite into it yet?

• 1:35:49Speaker 05

  Too much information.

• 1:35:50Speaker 00

  One, two.

• 1:35:51Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't know, I haven't bitten into mine.

• 1:35:53Speaker 00

  That's why I'm counting.

• 1:35:53Speaker 05

  We don't have to bite at the same time.

• 1:35:54Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:35:55Speaker 05

  We just have to guess at the same time.

• 1:35:56Bobby Lee?

  And then we'll guess at the same time.

• 1:35:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:35:58Bobby Lee?

  Sorry for yelling.

• 1:36:00Speaker 06

  Hmm. If it was warm, it'd be easier.

• 1:36:06Bobby Lee?

  I already know this one. Ready?

• 1:36:09Speaker 05

  Well, hold on. It's horrible.

• 1:36:11Bobby Lee?

  You gotta describe it.

• 1:36:12Speaker 05

  Describe, describe your experience. You gotta give it to the viewer, the listener. It's thin.

• 1:36:21Bobby Lee?

  It's thin.

• 1:36:22Speaker 05

  There's no cheese on it. Is there cheese?

• 1:36:24Bobby Lee?

  Mine had cheese, yeah.

• 1:36:25Speaker 05

  Mine has cheese.

• 1:36:25Speaker 04

  Mine has cheese.

• 1:36:26Speaker 05

  I just didn't taste it.

• 1:36:28Bobby Lee?

  It reminds you of food-

• 1:36:30Speaker 05

  No toppings, though.

• 1:36:30Bobby Lee?

  Food that I ate when I was like, struggling.

• 1:36:33Speaker 05

  Oh, memories, okay.

• 1:36:36Bobby Lee?

  Are you guys ready?

• 1:36:37Speaker 05

  Our choices are-

• 1:36:37Bobby Lee?

  It's dry. It's dry.

• 1:36:39Speaker 05

  McDonald's Burger King Carl's Jr. Or For the Win.

• 1:36:42Bobby Lee?

  For the Win, yeah.

• 1:36:44Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:36:45Bobby Lee?

  Do one, two, three, and then go?

• 1:36:47Speaker 05

  Well, the three, two, one, usually.

• 1:36:48Bobby Lee?

  Or, okay, well- It's the same fucking thing, man. Three, two, one. McDonald's!

• 1:36:54Speaker 05

  Junior.

• 1:36:55Speaker 04

  Carl's Jr.

• 1:36:56Bobby Lee?

  McDonald's!

• 1:36:56Speaker 05

  So, we're in agreement, and they're in agreement.

• 1:36:59Speaker 06

  Yeah, so I said Carl's Jr.

• 1:37:00Speaker 05

  We can't be told yet, because-

• 1:37:02Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:37:02Speaker 05

  We gotta keep going.

• 1:37:03Speaker 06

  Because you don't want that to influence, "Oh shit!"

• 1:37:05Speaker 04

  It's Carl's Jr. because of the meat.

• 1:37:08Bobby Lee?

  Alright. Alright. But you think- Leave your plate there. You can't say whatever you said ago. Or, what do I do with this?

• 1:37:13Speaker 04

  Me?

• 1:37:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:37:15Speaker 04

  It's Carl's Jr.

• 1:37:16Speaker 06

  Yeah, and I said it too.

• 1:37:17Speaker 05

  Why is it?

• 1:37:18Bobby Lee?

  It's not big enough to be Carl's Jr.

• 1:37:19Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:37:20Speaker 06

  It's the Star Burgers, the small.

• 1:37:21Speaker 04

  Yeah. And then the paper is too, it's too expensive for McDonald's. The box, the wrapper.

• 1:37:27Speaker 05

  I think they're probably right, Bobby.

• 1:37:30Bobby Lee?

  What? There's no way.

• 1:37:32Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:37:32Bobby Lee?

  I know 100%.

• 1:37:33Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:37:34Bobby Lee?

  There could also be fake outs.

• 1:37:37Speaker 06

  You saying you could put different ones in different packages?

• 1:37:39Bobby Lee?

  There could have been.

• 1:37:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, I hope you can.

• 1:37:41Bobby Lee?

  There could have been.

• 1:37:41Speaker 05

  This packaging is quite a hint.

• 1:37:43Bobby Lee?

  I already know this one. But remember, we could have taken burgers out. I know this one.

• 1:37:48Speaker 05

  I think you might have done that.

• 1:37:49Bobby Lee?

  I know this one. Take it away, please.

• 1:37:51Speaker 04

  I'm a big guy. I'm a big guy. Oh, this one's easy.

• 1:37:58Speaker 05

  Mmm. Mmm. Bobby, what does it taste like? Describe it. Same as the first one?

• 1:38:03Bobby Lee?

  No, it's very good.

• 1:38:04Speaker 05

  This one's a lot better.

• 1:38:05Bobby Lee?

  Lot better.

• 1:38:06Speaker 05

  On a scale of 1 to 10,

• 1:38:09Speaker 05

  I might be pushing a...

• 1:38:10Speaker 06

  It's a great burger.

• 1:38:11Speaker 05

  I might be pushing a niner with this one.

• 1:38:12Bobby Lee?

  It's a 8 or 9, or maybe even close to a 9.5.

• 1:38:17Speaker 06

  It's a great burger. I would give it

• 1:38:20Speaker 06

  a 10 if it was hot.

• 1:38:21Speaker 05

  It's got sharp meat coming out the edge.

• 1:38:24Bobby Lee?

  Ready?

• 1:38:25Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 1:38:26Speaker 05

  3, 2, 1.

• 1:38:28Bobby Lee?

  For the win!

• 1:38:29Speaker 05

  Absolutely. Jaime?

• 1:38:31Speaker 04

  For the win.

• 1:38:32Speaker 05

  Good.

• 1:38:34Speaker 04

  I said it, but...

• 1:38:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:38:36Speaker 05

  Did you?

• 1:38:37Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:38:37Speaker 05

  It's got a secret sauce on it. It's a little bit of...

• 1:38:40Speaker 06

  Hold on.

• 1:38:41Speaker 05

  A little bit of kick. I didn't know it was there.

• 1:38:42Speaker 06

  Oh, that's a good burger, man.

• 1:38:44Speaker 05

  Alright, we have the next burger.

• 1:38:45Speaker 06

  It's got the lattice. Okay.

• 1:38:49Speaker 05

  If that's for the win, we agree that that's the best mashed burger in Los Angeles.

• 1:38:53Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:38:54Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:38:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:38:55Speaker 05

  Have you had heavy-handed?

• 1:38:56Speaker 06

  Heavy-handed is...

• 1:38:56Speaker 04

  Have you had heavy-handed?

• 1:38:57Speaker 06

  Slightly behind it. But really good.

• 1:39:00Speaker 05

  I haven't had it.

• 1:39:00Speaker 06

  Heavy-handed is really good. They're like almost neck and neck.

• 1:39:03Speaker 05

  Alright, here's the next burger.

• 1:39:05Speaker 04

  Hey, can I get a water?

• 1:39:07Speaker 09

  Yeah.

• 1:39:08Speaker 04

  Oh, I know this one.

• 1:39:12Speaker 05

  You know this one? Oh, this one's, this one's, um...

• 1:39:15Speaker 06

  Uh-oh.

• 1:39:15Speaker 05

  This one's, it's like, the bun is a cloud. It's very smushy.

• 1:39:20Speaker 06

  Now, I'm having doubts about my first guess.

• 1:39:23Speaker 04

  Ready? I'm with you, Rhett.

• 1:39:25Speaker 05

  Do you like it?

• 1:39:26Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. I don't like it. I know what this is.

• 1:39:30Bobby Lee?

  I don't either.

• 1:39:31Speaker 05

  What do you give it? On a scale of 1 to 10?

• 1:39:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, I had one of these near my house growing up. At the time, it was like, high up, but I think it's a

• 1:39:46Bobby Lee?

  4.

• 1:39:47Speaker 05

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:39:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:39:50Bobby Lee?

  I'll give a five.

• 1:39:51Speaker 05

  It gets the job done.

• 1:39:52Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:39:52Speaker 05

  It's below Ave. Five, okay.

• 1:39:55Bobby Lee?

  A five.

• 1:39:55Speaker 05

  Alright, you guys ready?

• 1:39:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:39:57Speaker 05

  Okay, Jaime.

• 1:40:00Speaker 05

  Here we go, three, two, one.

• 1:40:02Bobby Lee?

  Carl's Jr.

• 1:40:03Speaker 05

  Oh, we all agree, and now you guys have admitted your error.

• 1:40:08Speaker 05

  I mean, from round one.

• 1:40:09Speaker 06

  I gotta say.

• 1:40:10Speaker 05

  Double guess.

• 1:40:11Speaker 04

  No, right, it's Burger King.

• 1:40:14Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:40:15Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:40:18Bobby Lee?

  You can't say Carl's Jr. when you said it already.

• 1:40:20Speaker 06

  Here's the thing, Carl's Jr. and Burger King, their burgers taste very similar.

• 1:40:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:40:25Speaker 06

  That char, the like flame broiler.

• 1:40:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:40:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, so that's definitely Carl's Jr.

• 1:40:29Bobby Lee?

  But you were wrong the first time.

• 1:40:30Speaker 06

  Totally wrong on the first.

• 1:40:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:40:31Speaker 05

  That means only you and I.

• 1:40:34Bobby Lee?

  Are gonna win the whole thing.

• 1:40:35Speaker 05

  Could get a queen sweep.

• 1:40:37Bobby Lee?

  Give me the next, I already know this is what this is.

• 1:40:40Speaker 05

  Are you sure?

• 1:40:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm sure, dude.

• 1:40:42Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 1:40:43Bobby Lee?

  Like, I'll tell you why. Watch what I do here. Okay?

• 1:40:47Speaker 05

  The thing I don't love about the fact that we're doing this is that we're proving how easy our jobs are.

• 1:40:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:40:54Speaker 05

  Like, this is what we do. Every day.

• 1:40:59Speaker 04

  Oh, this one's easy.

• 1:41:01Speaker 05

  What do you, why Jaime, why do you say that?

• 1:41:03Speaker 04

  Small.

• 1:41:04Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:41:05Bobby Lee?

  I, you know, I could have been, I could have made a mistake.

• 1:41:07Speaker 05

  Oh, here we go. I'm gonna give this one a seven.

• 1:41:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:41:11Speaker 05

  I think the meat is good here.

• 1:41:13Speaker 06

  I don't think he made a mistake.

• 1:41:18Speaker 05

  He's getting into.

• 1:41:18Bobby Lee?

  I think it's a six.

• 1:41:20Speaker 05

  When's the last time you were blindfolded, Bobby?

• 1:41:22Bobby Lee?

  Well, the Japanese internment camps. In the forties, late forties.

• 1:41:28Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:41:29Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:41:30Speaker 05

  Alright, here we go. Let's have a guess, final one, three, two, one.

• 1:41:34Bobby Lee?

  Wendy's.

• 1:41:36Speaker 05

  Jaime?

• 1:41:37Speaker 04

  Wendy's?

• 1:41:37Speaker 05

  Okay, you gotta say.

• 1:41:38Speaker 06

  You can't do that.

• 1:41:39Speaker 04

  No, they say Wendy's, I'm talking louder.

• 1:41:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:41:42Speaker 05

  Oh, you can take your blindfolds off.

• 1:41:43Speaker 06

  Bobby, you got a queen sweep.

• 1:41:45Speaker 05

  You guys have it correct, first was McDonald's, second for the win, third Carl's Jr., fourth Wendy's.

• 1:41:51Bobby Lee?

  That's us, right?

• 1:41:52Speaker 05

  We did it.

• 1:41:56Speaker 05

  It's usually not that easy. I don't know. I think, I think that-

• 1:41:59Speaker 06

  Well, because usually we just have a, just a single bite, cut exactly the same from each one. Which makes it a little bit harder, but-

• 1:42:06Bobby Lee?

  That was a fun game, man.

• 1:42:07Speaker 06

  McDonald's usually is easier, I, you guys got it, but like, I was, it's so specific McDonald's taste that it wasn't coming through in the coldness for me.

• 1:42:15Speaker 05

  The thing that we do now that we more often than this, is we'll get a dish at different price points around town. So we're like, we'll get the real fancy version of something, and then the like frozen version, and then like one more version in the middle. And we'll taste, without a blindfold, to see which one we actually like.

• 1:42:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see, I see.

• 1:42:35Speaker 05

  And then you can put a price tag on what your tastes are. If you have an expensive taste, or, you know.

• 1:42:42Bobby Lee?

  Well, let me ask you, how, how did you enjoy this, um, podcast today?

• 1:42:47Speaker 06

  You wanna scale it one to 10?

• 1:42:49Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't wanna scale, but did you have fun?

• 1:42:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, I had fun. I'm gonna give it a I'm gonna give it an eight.

• 1:42:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:42:55Speaker 05

  An eight out of 10.

• 1:42:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. I mean, have you, what's a, what's a nine or 10 that you've been on?

• 1:43:05Speaker 06

  I don't think we've had one yet.

• 1:43:07Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 1:43:08Speaker 06

  Have we had a perfect podcast yet?

• 1:43:09Bobby Lee?

  No, that you've guessed it on, on other.

• 1:43:11Speaker 05

  Oh, what about when we, you know, he cooked for us.

• 1:43:14Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 1:43:15Speaker 06

  Oh, Bert.

• 1:43:16Speaker 05

  Bert, right?

• 1:43:16Speaker 06

  Yeah, Bert, yeah, Bert.

• 1:43:17Speaker 05

  I'm saying Bert, Bert cooked for us.

• 1:43:19Speaker 06

  He cooked for us.

• 1:43:20Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:43:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so that's a nine?

• 1:43:22Speaker 06

  That's a nine.

• 1:43:22Speaker 05

  That made that a nine.

• 1:43:23Speaker 06

  He made burgers in little-

• 1:43:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've done that too, a couple of times. Thank you, okay.

• 1:43:28Speaker 06

  Uh huh.

• 1:43:29Bobby Lee?

  Done, performed stadiums with him.

• 1:43:33Speaker 05

  I think this has been, this has been very challenging, and I, I don't think, um, I don't think I brought my A game, but-

• 1:43:39Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? You were killing it!

• 1:43:41Speaker 05

  I'm really, I'm, I'm proud of-

• 1:43:42Bobby Lee?

  It was great!

• 1:43:43Speaker 05

  Proud of my showing.

• 1:43:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you killed it!

• 1:43:46Speaker 06

  That's what I need to hear.

• 1:43:47Bobby Lee?

  You guys killed it! It was like having any other great comic on.

• 1:43:51Speaker 06

  Here's the thing.

• 1:43:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 1:43:53Speaker 06

  You said earlier.

• 1:43:54Bobby Lee?

  You didn't have fun?

• 1:43:55Speaker 06

  No, could we be friends? And every, you know, you always do this, you have people on, it's like, oh, yeah, listen. We should be friends.

• 1:44:03Bobby Lee?

  I think you and I specifically, yeah.

• 1:44:07Speaker 05

  I think we need to put in the work.

• 1:44:08Speaker 06

  Everybody else in this business is, I mean, we're six years apart.

• 1:44:12Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you what, this is, what you guys need to do is when you're having a gathering. You know what I mean?

• 1:44:20Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:44:20Bobby Lee?

  If I get an invite, I think that's the first step. Cause I'm a, I, I, I, I, I isolate.

• 1:44:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I isolate, I don't have gatherings, I don't know what that is. You know what I mean, so it's like, once that happens, I'd be like, okay, this is something I can take a risk on. You know what I mean?

• 1:44:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:44:44Bobby Lee?

  I like that.

• 1:44:50Speaker 05

  They're nominated for an Emmy.

• 1:44:52Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:44:52Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:44:53Speaker 05

  Yes, we should keep playing the song.

• 1:44:54Speaker 06

  We're not nominated, Variety says that we are likely to be nominated.

• 1:44:57Speaker 05

  Which means you are.

• 1:45:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'll take it.

• 1:45:09Speaker 05

  It's almost over. Or is it already over?

• 1:45:15Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's been over for a while.

• 1:45:19Speaker 05

  Oh, what a relief.

• 1:45:23Bobby Lee?

  Wow. That's insane. Honey, guys, um, honestly, um, one day you'll be back on this. And, um, I really had, you know, I'll be honest with you, didn't know much.

• 1:45:38Speaker 05

  Alright, full circle.

• 1:45:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the first circle. But, I'm kinda glad I didn't.

• 1:45:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:45:44Bobby Lee?

  Because I was able to really, um, fall in love with you guys during a process.

• 1:45:49Speaker 06

  Ooh.

• 1:45:50Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:45:51Speaker 09

  It's the best way to fall in love, right?

• 1:45:52Bobby Lee?

  It's the best way to fall in love, yeah, yeah, um, you guys aren't fans, am I?

• 1:45:56Speaker 06

  Yeah, see, see, see.

• 1:45:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and I've been fans of years.

• 1:45:59Speaker 06

  This is a picture of what love could look like for you.

• 1:46:01Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, right, these are two strangers getting together and finding it.

• 1:46:04Speaker 06

  Uh huh.

• 1:46:04Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, through, um.

• 1:46:06Speaker 05

  The fake you that slid into our DMs.

• 1:46:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, Liam. That's really how this started. We owe this all to Liam.

• 1:46:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:46:14Speaker 05

  I mean, I do think that that is the reason why we're here. I think then we reached out. We're like, what the hell?

• 1:46:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. Wow.

• 1:46:22Speaker 05

  I think that's why we're here.

• 1:46:23Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:46:24Speaker 05

  Which is great.

• 1:46:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm glad you did.

• 1:46:25Speaker 05

  This is our new way, I guess.

• 1:46:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:46:27Speaker 05

  Thank you, Liam.

• 1:46:28Bobby Lee?

  Invite me to a...

• 1:46:29Speaker 05

  You're welcome.

• 1:46:29Bobby Lee?

  You're welcome.

• 1:46:29Speaker 05

  Also, fuck you, Liam.

• 1:46:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, fuck you, Liam. Um, thank you for doing it. And, um, I just feel like there's gonna be a relationship here. And, um, I really enjoyed it. That was interesting and fun. I was a little nervous of the whole thing because I was like, am I doing the wrong thing? You know what I mean? Am I saying the wrong things? Am I the devil? You know what I mean? But, um, I don't think so.

• 1:46:53Speaker 05

  I don't think so either.

• 1:46:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so anyway, um...

• 1:46:55Speaker 05

  For the record.

• 1:46:55Bobby Lee?

  Give them a round of applause, everybody. Thank you so much. Woo!

• 1:47:20Speaker 10

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