Fortune Feimster Talks Arnold, Will Ferrell, and Hula Hoops

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• 1:27Speaker 00

  You can do all this at sleepkingdom.com. Enjoy the show.

• 1:58Bobby Lee?

  You know, you really made it.

• 2:00Speaker 02

  I made it, Bobby.

• 2:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:02Speaker 00

  I want to hear all the stories.

• 2:02Speaker 02

  Are you playing me a love song?

• 2:03Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, I just, you know.

• 2:05Speaker 00

  He's not very good.

• 2:07Bobby Lee?

  What? What'd you say?

• 2:09Speaker 00

  He's very good at it.

• 2:16Speaker 02

  Did you bring me here to turn me straight? Just an intervention?

• 2:22Bobby Lee?

  Can you please be straight? So we can date. Forever.

• 2:29Speaker 02

  Forever.

• 2:30Bobby Lee?

  Fortune Feimster, ladies and gentlemen, give her a round of applause, everybody.

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  This is a long time coming because we've had you booked a couple of times, right? And because of schedule and call things and my, um...

• 2:44Speaker 02

  Your lack of commitment.

• 2:45Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, that's not what it is! No, just my crazy schedule.

• 2:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  You know, but, um, I'm so glad that you came today.

• 2:53Speaker 02

  I'm so happy to be here.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, um, this is a long time coming and I've always been a very big fan. I have some gripes that I have towards you, like I always do.

• 3:01Speaker 02

  We'll get into it.

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  But it's not your fault.

• 3:03Speaker 02

  Okay. I didn't do anything?

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  You didn't do anything wrong. You were just being funny.

• 3:08Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  And being your true authentic self.

• 3:10Speaker 02

  I can handle that.

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, one time...

• 3:13Speaker 02

  Oh, we're getting right to it?

• 3:16Bobby Lee?

  I have to get out these things first, you know what I mean? Because it's all in my own head.

• 3:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  And you did nothing wrong.

• 3:21Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  You were just being funny.

• 3:23Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  And you, okay? And I was being not me, okay? So we're doing Chelsea Lately.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 3:30Speaker 02

  Oh wow, this goes back, back...

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  It goes back, back, back.

• 3:32Speaker 02

  You've been holding on to this for a minute.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  Vietnam, yeah, Vietnam, like Vietnam. And, um, so I was doing, and I had a joke bomb so hard. You weren't there.

• 3:42Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  Yet, right? So they go, you know, you know how Chelsea Lately works is that, you know, everybody has a joke.

• 3:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  I did mine third. It got nothing in the thing, right? And then out of nowhere, Chelsea goes, "Here's Fortune Feimster!" And you came out with a hula hoop.

• 4:00Speaker 02

  Oh yeah.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  You remember that?

• 4:01Speaker 02

  That's a real crowd pleaser.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and you were crushing! You were, you were, the laugh that you got, right? And the cheer is what I thought I was gonna get from the joke.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  Right.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  And I got nothing, and then when you did that, I kinda side-eyed you like this. And I literally thought, "I think my career's over."

• 4:17Speaker 02

  From that one moment?

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is the bottom of me, you know what I mean? I was so happy for your success.

• 4:23Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 4:23Bobby Lee?

  Because you're so just funny and, um, likeable and the whole thing. And you're doing big shit now.

• 4:30Speaker 02

  I'm doing some fun, cool things.

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you work with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

• 4:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  Did I say that right?

• 4:34Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  We'll just dub it AI. Yeah, AI it. And then, you know, who else have you worked with since then? Will Ferrell or no?

• 4:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, I was a tiny, tiny part in his latest movie.

• 4:48Speaker 02

  Some of my scenes got cut, you know, it happens.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  All the time.

• 4:51Speaker 02

  But he's awesome. Yeah, I'm on tour.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 4:54Speaker 02

  Doing some really cool theaters and just put up my third hour on Netflix.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 5:00Speaker 02

  So, yeah, cool stuff.

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  You're on the top of your game.

• 5:04Speaker 02

  I've very happy with, you know, where things have headed. I've been out here 21 years.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I remember when you were young.

• 5:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, when I was a baby.

• 5:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and we knew then, though. We knew then.

• 5:17Speaker 02

  We knew then.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  We knew then she was gonna be a thing.

• 5:20Speaker 02

  I met you at the store probably around 2007.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  2007, right? And then, when did you become a regular there?

• 5:25Speaker 02

  2010.

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  2010. So you did like Friends and Family and all that stuff?

• 5:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, I started in the Belly Room, Adam Barnhart shows.

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  With my ex?

• 5:35Speaker 02

  With Sarah Hyland, yeah. We both did it every Sunday night.

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 5:39Speaker 02

  Like a year.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  And was I dating her then?

• 5:41Speaker 02

  You were, you guys were not together.

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  We had been together?

• 5:44Speaker 02

  You had dated.

• 5:45Bobby Lee?

  I had dated when you did that.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man. She's now a lesbian.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  I know. It happens.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:53Speaker 02

  Does that happen often after?

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  Probably my sixth one. I don't know if it's a sign yet or a problem, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? But I always feel that women think that I'm feminine in some ways.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, you know, they think that maybe my penis could be a clit. I don't know what it is.

• 6:12Speaker 02

  I do think I've seen your pubes more than any man's.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 6:15Speaker 02

  Ever, yeah, just on stage.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  What an honor, wow. Yeah, based on, you've seen, is it good pubes or anything?

• 6:21Speaker 02

  I mean, sure, yeah.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  Are yours curly?

• 6:28Speaker 02

  No, they're regular.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  They don't curl, they just shoot straight out?

• 6:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  Stop sighing.

• 6:36Speaker 02

  All the guys right now are like, bleh.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  No, mine are generally. Curly. Thank you. How do you know? Yeah, how do you know?

• 6:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, have you seen Bobby's? Yeah. A lot of people have, because you're always whipping it out on stage.

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  You know what it is? It's a old habit that's not good.

• 6:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  There's certain habits that I do on stage. When I do them, I feel guilty, like, oh, my God, you've been doing this for 30 years. Stop this.

• 6:59Speaker 02

  That's a crowd pleaser, too. Yeah, I'm gonna all the hoop.

• 7:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have the pubes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I ask you a personal question? Cause I don't, I don't think you get asked, get asked these questions.

• 7:11Speaker 02

  Is it more personal than my pubes?

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  It's in the same region of it.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  And if you, if you, how about this? We'll do a code word. Can we come up with a code word where you're like, it's too uncomfortable?

• 7:22Speaker 02

  Okay, sure.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  What do you, you come up with the code word.

• 7:25Speaker 02

  Kitty cat.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  Kitty cat, okay. Kitty cat, kitty cat, right? Do, I mean.

• 7:35Bobby Lee?

  Do you shave your hair?

• 7:37Speaker 02

  You gotta just trim it up.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  You trim it up?

• 7:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I need something dumb, man.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you need something dumb?

• 7:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  Is it trimmed to like a design or?

• 7:43Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, it's a star.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's what it is. You're manifesting through your pubes.

• 7:48Speaker 02

  Five sides.

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right, right, right. Cause I have a star on my butt, you know?

• 7:52Speaker 02

  Oh, he does?

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  I'll just show you briefly.

• 7:53Speaker 02

  You have one on your face right now? I know. I knew I was gonna see something of your, oh, yeah.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  And I think it's a manifestation.

• 8:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, that you're a star?

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I got this, once I got this, I booked something.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  Oh. Look how simpatico we are, a star dog.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I got one on my ass, I booked something. I should get more stars, maybe I'll be like Ken Jeong or something.

• 8:15Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:15Speaker 02

  Hosting five shows.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but yeah.

• 8:19Speaker 02

  I can't hire you, you have too many tattoos.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right, right, right. But, um, do you prefer acting over standup and podcasting all that?

• 8:26Speaker 02

  Oh, what a transition.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I felt like, okay, I felt like there was a kitty cat, you know what I mean, that you were gonna say?

• 8:33Speaker 02

  You did.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  Or maybe, I did, did I overly commit to it?

• 8:37Speaker 02

  No, I just committed.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:38Speaker 02

  Um, I like them both, cause you know, you get tired of one, I love standup, but the travel's daunting. And then after like a, I, most of my tours are like a year and a half. I do a hundred cities, a hundred and fifty shows.

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 8:51Speaker 02

  So then I wanna pivot, so then.

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  You gotta pivot, yeah.

• 8:53Speaker 02

  I, I, then I filmed Fubar, the show with Arnold, uh, for like five months in Toronto.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  What, what's he like?

• 9:00Speaker 02

  He's great. He's super cool.

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  He would say good morning to you?

• 9:04Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, he's a very personal guy, very motivational, shaking hands.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 9:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, we went on bike rides.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  You and Arnold?

• 9:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, me and some of the cast, we go.

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 9:13Speaker 02

  I've been to his house a bunch.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 9:16Speaker 02

  Smoked cigars with him. I've been to Oktoberfest with him in, uh, Munich.

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 9:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 9:22Speaker 02

  He's cool.

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  I've never hung out with anyone that big.

• 9:24Speaker 02

  I'm sure you have.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  The only one I know is you.

• 9:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  Chelsea Handler, Chelsea Handler.

• 9:29Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  No, I know some big.

• 9:31Speaker 02

  Santino.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I know. But in my, like, but like, I've always wanted to, like, maybe hang out with Randy Quaid, or, you know what I mean?

• 9:38Speaker 02

  Randy Quaid.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  Or, you know, or Nick Nolte.

• 9:42Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, Bert and I filmed a thing with Arnold.

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 9:45Speaker 02

  When he was doing the machine.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. In a, because he's older now. How old is Arnold, do you think?

• 9:50Speaker 02

  Uh, he's almost eighty.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 9:53Speaker 02

  Seventy-nine, yeah.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Do you think in a MMA match, you'd be able to beat him? No.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  Oh, no, he would, he's very, look at that, those guns are still.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but is it all?

• 10:02Speaker 02

  I could probably outrun him at this point.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 10:05Speaker 02

  What, that picture looks like he's.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  A little, uh, broken. I feel like there's something going on there, you know what I mean? Yeah.

• 10:12Speaker 02

  Uh, no, he's so fun. We, uh, he likes comedians, so we joke around a lot.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he does?

• 10:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:18Speaker 02

  He was like besties with Milton Berle back in the day.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 10:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  He's a true Hollywood star. Who, and what's Will like? I've never met him either.

• 10:26Speaker 02

  Awesome.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Super nice.

• 10:27Speaker 02

  As like funny as you and me.

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:30Speaker 02

  It's hard to like, have a real conversation with him, because you, even when he's being sincere, you want to start laughing.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 10:36Speaker 02

  Because he commits so hard to everything, that you're like, is this a bit?

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Will?

• 10:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like at lunch or whatever?

• 10:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  We were at dinner one night, uh.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  Were you at dinner with him too?

• 10:47Speaker 02

  Well, it was like the whole, it was like some of the cat.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  I've done some of that.

• 10:50Speaker 02

  And then, uh. It was in this little lake town, and like, half the town showed up to this restaurant in the hotel. And they're just like staring at him. And I'm like, you're not gonna be able to get out of this restaurant, like.

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 11:02Speaker 02

  People are gonna mob you. And, uh, he goes, watch this, and he, he got his cellphone out, and he was like, what's that? What happened to the cat? Oh, no!

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow.

• 11:13Speaker 02

  And then he stands up, and he's like, sorry, I thought something's went wrong with the cat. And everyone's like, we hope the cat's okay.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Really? That's a, why do that at malls? Do you do that?

• 11:22Speaker 02

  I've never done it, but it works like a charm.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you like getting recognized?

• 11:26Speaker 02

  I mean, people are, people say hi to me all the time, because I have a very distinct look.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:33Speaker 02

  And beautiful face.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:34Speaker 02

  Uh, so when I'm, especially when I'm touring, I, people say hi like all day. But they're always super nice.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  Mine, not so much.

• 11:42Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  I have some agrows. They get aggressive with him. They get aggressive with him.

• 11:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, we put out some stuff that could. You put out some stuff.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 11:50Speaker 02

  You can put out some, you put out some.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Energy.

• 11:52Speaker 02

  An energy that could.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I, I, I bring out, I bring out chaos.

• 11:55Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  You, oh, so when you were at the, you've always felt that from me?

• 11:59Speaker 02

  No, you are just eccentric.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Where did you guys, like, how, where did you guys meet? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Save that question.

• 12:06Speaker 02

  You are eccentric.

• 12:06Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that, that question.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  I just saw your asshole two, two minutes ago.

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  How is that eccentric?

• 12:11Speaker 02

  That, you don't think that's.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  Doctors see that all day. It's okay. Are all the patients eccentric?

• 12:16Speaker 02

  So you're gonna, you're gonna attract people that are like, hey, also, like, hey, Bobby, let me show you my asshole.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 12:26Speaker 02

  That kind.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I gotta put out Christian vibes. Yeah, sure.

• 12:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, a lot of Bible beaters.

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever been converted? Like, I, they won't even, no one's ever tried to convert me into Christianity. Evangelize you. Evangelize.

• 12:39Speaker 02

  I think that.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  Evangelize or evangelize? Evangelize. Yeah, yeah. Evangelize. I've been vaginalized.

• 12:44Speaker 02

  Well, I'm in the South, so everyone's.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But do you ever go, hey, can I talk to you about the Lord?

• 12:49Speaker 02

  I've had that happen, yeah.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  And do you listen?

• 12:51Speaker 02

  Um, back in the day, now I'm like, I'm busy.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

• 12:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, Arnold, I gotta go work out.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  That's when you pull out the phone.

• 12:59Speaker 02

  That's right. What?

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, so, um, yeah, I've never, I think people just look at me and they go, yeah, he's lost.

• 13:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, I could see that.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  No, I've had people, I'm with other people, come up to my friend or whatever, and go, can we talk about the Lord? But they won't even look my way. I want them to know about the Lord. You know what I mean? But they won't do it. I think I'm too lost.

• 13:23Speaker 02

  Oh, they, they feel like you're not open to hearing about the Lord.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  They're like, we want to, but his asshole's out. Well, do you know about the Lord?

• 13:31Speaker 02

  I mean, I know of him.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  What do you know about the?

• 13:33Speaker 02

  I'm familiar.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  What do you about, know about the Lord? Tell me what you know about the Lord.

• 13:37Speaker 02

  I mean, I don't know. He, he, didn't he die for our sins?

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's, good. Yeah, good. And then what else?

• 13:44Speaker 02

  Son of God.

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  He's the son of God, or he is God.

• 13:47Speaker 02

  He's the reason why we get Christmas presents.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  That's true. That's another truth then, yeah, yeah.

• 13:51Speaker 02

  That's when he was born.

• 13:53Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 13:54Speaker 03

  And we eat crackers.

• 13:55Speaker 02

  We eat crackers?

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Did you say cookies or crackers?

• 13:57Speaker 03

  Crackers, cookies.

• 13:58Speaker 02

  There's definitely different.

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Fortune, I want to excuse him.

• 14:03Speaker 02

  No, it's all good.

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  He's my sidekick. Sometimes he'll just bust out bakery treats.

• 14:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  Randomly.

• 14:10Speaker 02

  I like treats, though.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 14:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  But it's like, is that all you wanted to say about Jesus?

• 14:16Speaker 03

  Oh, I had questions, but I'm gonna let you finish.

• 14:17Speaker 02

  He was born.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  Do you have questions about Jesus or Fortune?

• 14:21Speaker 03

  No, I know Jesus.

• 14:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, what are your questions?

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell us about, no, tell us about Jesus.

• 14:24Speaker 02

  What if suddenly we just start?

• 14:25Speaker 03

  He's my cousin, and he's a gardener.

• 14:27Speaker 02

  Oh, Jesus.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  Jesus, very good.

• 14:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  An old joke, but a real true zinger. Wow, it's an old zinger, dude. Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have a question for Fortune?

• 14:40Speaker 03

  No, I mean, for both of y'all.

• 14:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, give it to us, we know a lot of.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't know anything, Fortune.

• 14:46Speaker 03

  If you guys were able to switch an emotion for food, which emotion and what food would it be?

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea what that question is. This is James Lipton. This is James Lipton. This is the actor studio.

• 14:59Speaker 02

  What is your favorite curse word?

• 15:02Speaker 03

  So like.

• 15:02Speaker 02

  Um, what do you mean, like?

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Give us an example.

• 15:05Speaker 02

  Like forever?

• 15:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, if you're horny, what food would it be?

• 15:08Speaker 02

  Oh, that's different.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so.

• 15:11Speaker 02

  That's different.

• 15:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:13Speaker 03

  Is that way different?

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're just saying.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  So ask me first, horny? Blue chew. Promo code. Promo code, what's the promo code? Tiger belly. Tiger belly.

• 15:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, might as well make some money.

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, might as well, yeah.

• 15:27Speaker 03

  Food.

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  Sex food, um, like Starburts? No, no, don't feed stuff into my head, I gotta think about it.

• 15:34Speaker 02

  But you're replacing the emotion with a food?

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Gravy, cuz, I don't know.

• 15:39Speaker 02

  That made you think of, yeah, I get it.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  Think of what?

• 15:41Speaker 02

  You know.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't know. I don't know, you don't want to say it, do you?

• 15:45Speaker 02

  No.

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  Kitty cat.

• 15:46Speaker 02

  Kitty cat.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the kitty cat, kitty cat, kitty cat.

• 15:49Speaker 03

  Wait, why a brown gravy?

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, brown. Yeah.

• 15:54Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 15:54Speaker 02

  Like a turkey gravy.

• 15:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like a turkey gravy, yeah. What is your?

• 15:57Speaker 02

  Um, I don't know, uh. God.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  It's a hard one.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  What a hard, I didn't think.

• 16:02Bobby Lee?

  Let's go to happiness.

• 16:02Speaker 02

  Such a hard hitting question.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  Let's go joy, let's go joy.

• 16:05Speaker 02

  Instead of happiness?

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, joy for me would be.

• 16:07Speaker 02

  Crab rangoon.

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 16:09Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 16:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 16:10Speaker 02

  Those are so good.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, mine is spaghetti bolognese.

• 16:14Speaker 03

  Really?

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Give me another emotion.

• 16:17Speaker 03

  Depression.

• 16:18Speaker 02

  Oh, that's like a.

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 16:20Speaker 03

  I'm sorry.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  That's a tough one.

• 16:21Speaker 02

  Something.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  Burbin, I don't know.

• 16:24Speaker 03

  Relapsing.

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna relapse, no. What food?

• 16:27Speaker 03

  Delightful.

• 16:29Speaker 02

  Delightful.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, you can't, what?

• 16:31Speaker 03

  The emotion delightful. But give them time to answer.

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cake pops. I don't like this game. I don't like this game anymore, it sucks. It sucks, because we've never thought about this.

• 16:41Speaker 02

  He's just bragging about how many emotions he knows.

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  Also, he only knows five emotions, like, trust me.

• 16:48Speaker 03

  Actually, test him.

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  He can't go past five.

• 16:49Speaker 03

  Test him.

• 16:50Bobby Lee?

  Alright, how about this, let's play a game, we'll all go around to see what emotions, and we can't use the same one. So, Anne, go.

• 16:56Speaker 03

  Anxiety.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 16:59Speaker 02

  Um, stress.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, joy.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 17:03Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 17:04Speaker 03

  Sadness.

• 17:05Speaker 02

  Um, uh, elate, elated.

• 17:08Speaker 03

  There we go.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  Rage.

• 17:10Speaker 03

  Ooh, that's a good one.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  Keep going.

• 17:13Speaker 03

  Delightful. He's ready to go.

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  That's it.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  That was the line, I knew we were gonna get to the line, that was the line.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  Because I was like, God, this could go on forever.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  No, it can't.

• 17:23Speaker 03

  And vicious.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can I go to another personal question?

• 17:26Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  And you can say kitty cat.

• 17:27Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 17:36Speaker 00

  Touchdown!

• 17:38Speaker 03

  Three pointers!

• 17:41Speaker 03

  Soccer goal! Field goal!

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  Prize picks, baby.

• 17:48Speaker 03

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• 17:49Bobby Lee?

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• 17:54Speaker 03

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• 17:55Bobby Lee?

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• 18:30Speaker 03

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• 18:38Speaker 04

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• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  Russ is my man for sure more.

• 18:53Speaker 04

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• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, down.

• 18:56Speaker 04

  Less than 32.5 points?

• 18:57Bobby Lee?

  No, up.

• 18:58Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 18:59Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know the parameters.

• 19:00Speaker 04

  How about Aaron Gordon? More or less than 5.5 field goals made?

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, he's one of the best in the business.

• 19:07Speaker 04

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• 19:27Speaker 00

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• 20:07Bobby Lee?

  Built, you know what, guy? You pay rent?

• 20:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  You gotta join Bilt then.

• 20:12Speaker 03

  Why?

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why. Just by paying rent, you unlock flexible points with Bilt that can be transferred to your favorite hotels, Hyatt and airlines, and future rent payment, your next Lyft rides, and much, much, much more. When you pay rent through Bilt, you unlock two powerful benefits.

• 20:30Bobby Lee?

  First, you earn one of the industry's most valuable points on rent every month.

• 20:35Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  No matter where you live or who your landlord is, your rent now works for you.

• 20:39Speaker 03

  Second.

• 20:44Speaker 03

  Second, you gain access to exclusive neighborhood benefits in your city.

• 20:48Bobby Lee?

  Built's neighborhood benefits are things like extra points on dining out, complimentary post-workout shakes, free mats or towels at your favorite fitness studios, and unique experiences that only Bilt members can access.

• 21:00Speaker 00

  And when you're ready to travel, Built points can be converted to your favorite miles and hotel points around the world, meaning your rent can literally take you places. So if you're not earning points on rent, my question is, what are you waiting for?

• 21:11Speaker 04

  Hey, for a lot of us, rent is our biggest expense of the month, so why not get points on it?

• 21:15Bobby Lee?

  I say the same.

• 21:16Speaker 04

  Start paying rent through Bilt and take advantage of your neighborhood benefits by going to joinbilt.com/belly. That's J-O-I-N-B-I-L-T.com/belly. Make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you. joinbilt.com/belly to sign up for Bilt today.

• 21:31Bobby Lee?

  B-I-L-T, B-I-L-T, B-I-L-T, Bilt.

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• 22:20Bobby Lee?

  Will you ever, um...

• 22:24Bobby Lee?

  Because I've known you for so long, this is difficult, but I don't know this about you, so. Did you always know that you were that?

• 22:33Speaker 02

  A lesbian?

• 22:34Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, I want to say in a more political way. Oh, like she was a comic?

• 22:40Bobby Lee?

  Trying to say? No, lesbian.

• 22:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, did you always know?

• 22:44Speaker 02

  Um, in hindsight, for sure.

• 22:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, but at the time?

• 22:48Speaker 02

  At the time, absolutely not, which is wild, because I've had this haircut, literally.

• 22:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:56Speaker 02

  I mean, I'm so gay when I look back, but I didn't come out till I was 25.

• 22:59Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 23:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:00Bobby Lee?

  You didn't know until you were 25?

• 23:02Speaker 02

  I did it, I did it, I think I knew subconsciously.

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:07Speaker 02

  I had crushes on friends. Um, but I just kind of, it was like a fantasy, I didn't really picture it as me. Does that make sense?

• 23:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:15Speaker 02

  Kind of pictured it as like, somebody else liking them, it's weird, like a dissociation.

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  Is it because you were upbringing?

• 23:21Speaker 02

  I think because growing up in the South, I did not know a single out gay person.

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that you, oh, so cute.

• 23:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:29Bobby Lee?

  It's so cute.

• 23:30Speaker 02

  See, they were trying to make me into a homemaker.

• 23:35Speaker 02

  Little oven kitchen situation.

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  And you went out to your parents first?

• 23:39Speaker 02

  I came out, I was, I moved out here when I was 23, which is crazy that it took me two years in LA to still not know.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  Wow, you were at the Abbey, like, what am I doing? What am I doing?

• 23:52Speaker 02

  I'm just looking for a nice guy. Um, and, uh, yeah, I just, uh, started meeting gay people, and that makes a difference, I watched the L Word, that made my mind explode.

• 24:04Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right, right.

• 24:05Speaker 02

  Um, and then eventually just kind of came to terms with it, and I, so I came out to my roommates first, in LA. And, and spent six months just sort of getting comfortable with that.

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  With that, yeah.

• 24:15Speaker 02

  And then told my family.

• 24:16Bobby Lee?

  And what was the response, can I ask?

• 24:18Speaker 02

  Uh, my mom, my mom just was worried, uh, my life would be harder, like, you know, parents are already like, life is hard, I don't want this to be another. Hard.

• 24:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I have to say something. It's like, you know, people back when I started comedy go, "It would have been easier if you were a white guy in the business." And I would, I don't think of that now. I think that being Korean and being exactly who I am is what helped me, propel me through this business because I'm different. I'm, you know, there's no one out there like me, I don't think, you know, and I think that's what people like, you know, and I think, you know, your sexuality and other things make you who you are.

• 25:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:00Bobby Lee?

  And I think it helped almost, don't you think?

• 25:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, you know, it's funny because I, I kind of fit right in with the male comics when I started.

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 25:10Speaker 02

  Maybe because there was no, um, question of like sex.

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 25:16Speaker 02

  We just got right to the friendship.

• 25:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:19Speaker 02

  And, uh, and they treated me kind of like one of the guys.

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:23Speaker 02

  Um, so I felt like in comedy at least, it, it was a way to just sort of break some barriers that some of my straight female counterparts had a tougher time with.

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 25:33Speaker 02

  Um.

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, I have to say that even for me, even if like any female comic, I always viewed them as just regular comics.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 25:43Bobby Lee?

  You mean, I never really, I've never, aside from Sarah, but Sarah had just started.

• 25:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:49Bobby Lee?

  And I knew her from something else.

• 25:50Speaker 02

  Right.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? So it's like, I think that's what, but I think Sarah was the only real comic that I ever dated.

• 25:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  The rest of them, I've had female openers. I just never had even a inkling, even the, you know, attractive people. I just don't have a, I just view them as the same old, you know what it is? It's like you and I in Vietnam.

• 26:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  If you're in the war with me. I don't think I would view like, oh, there's, you know, Fortune, the lesbian comp, uh, soldier next to me.

• 26:16Speaker 02

  Look at that lesbian soldier.

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And her pink bandana, like they can, the enemy can see that, you know.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  But my point is is that like I would view you more like we're in this together.

• 26:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, which is how it should be, you know, like.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I mean, but that's not the case with male comics.

• 26:35Speaker 02

  No.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  That really isn't.

• 26:37Speaker 02

  It's not, it's, you know, there's a lot of, a- a- and I see that happen again with the my straight female counterparts have to deal with some of that, but I'm not, this has not been my journey.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right.

• 26:48Speaker 02

  You know, because I'm a lesbian, but, um, but yeah, I think, uh, especially in today's time, being unique is celebrated.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 26:57Speaker 02

  It was a bit harder back when we first started.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  Remember that?

• 27:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  It's so hard.

• 27:01Speaker 02

  People were like, we don't know what to do with you.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  That was every, yeah, or it would be like, um, my, I get this, they're not, they would look for a white guy or a black guy, and then I was always other.

• 27:12Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  So I would show up at a lobby of an audition, and there's like a nine foot Nigerian guy, a Puerto Rican guy who's four seven, who's blind, you know what I mean? Like they, I was lumped into that.

• 27:23Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, Brad Williams for some reason was there, you know what I mean? And I'm like, oh, I'm, this is my, this is my casting group?

• 27:30Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And now it was like, now it's more specifically, oh, there's Ronnie Chang or, you know, Steven, you know, whatever, but back then it was like other.

• 27:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  Like freaks in their view. Anyway, I'll, I want to talk about my own bullshit, but, um.

• 27:43Speaker 02

  Well, you know, you, it's like I worked, I work really hard, you know, there's not a lazy bone in my body.

• 27:48Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 27:49Speaker 02

  And I do all this stuff, so you want the people working, you know, at these agencies to work as hard as you do, you know, and meet you in the middle. Uh, so that everybody wins, that's, that's the whole point, is that they win, you win, we all win.

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want to win.

• 28:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  Ah, that's bad.

• 28:08Speaker 02

  Are you okay?

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  Not really, but, um, when I am on dates, um, I look for, can you put your arm out for a second? Let's see, we're talking like this, right?

• 28:19Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 28:19Speaker 00

  Just two hands that close?

• 28:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, two plats of each other, like this, yeah.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  Guess what our hands are? Our hands are on the check.

• 28:28Speaker 02

  I got it.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I got it.

• 28:29Speaker 02

  No, I got it.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  And if I, if a girl does this, like laughs at something and touches me, that's a real sign.

• 28:36Speaker 02

  That's nice, yeah.

• 28:37Bobby Lee?

  But if they don't touch you at all.

• 28:38Speaker 02

  It's, it's tricky to know.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  You can't, you don't know.

• 28:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:42Speaker 02

  That, when I was single, I appreciated if I liked a girl when she was forward. I liked that.

• 28:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:49Speaker 02

  She just like, was I like you or made a move or something? I was like, oh, thank God.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:54Speaker 02

  Cause I hated making the first move.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it, it, well, apps make it easier.

• 28:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  You were never in the app game, though.

• 29:00Speaker 02

  Not really. Uh, match.com wasn't around and I, I wrote two girls and they were dating and didn't tell each other that they were still on the app. And I was like, I.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you were in a.

• 29:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was like, how did I only email two people and they're dating?

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 29:16Speaker 02

  Yeah. So I was like, I'm a.

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  But they both thought you were hot.

• 29:18Speaker 02

  No, they both ended up just wanting to be friends with me. I was like, I got rejected by both of them.

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  No, no, really?

• 29:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:26Bobby Lee?

  Friendzoned.

• 29:27Speaker 02

  Friendzoned.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  From a match.com. Oh, my gosh.

• 29:29Speaker 02

  I think they were like fishing for some, something else and I wasn't it. So they were like, well, we can be friends. I'm like, is this a dating app?

• 29:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know. So I matched with a girl on Raya. And you, you guys know this, but, um, and she, she goes, let's FaceTime. She's gorgeous. And on the FaceTime, she just said, off, her first thing was, listen, I'm not attracted to you.

• 29:50Speaker 02

  She came out.

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right off in FaceTime. And I just wanna be friends. I wanna make that clear.

• 29:57Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  That was her opening line.

• 29:58Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  And then now I'm like, like, do I hang? I didn't know what to do.

• 30:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  Like an idiot, I stayed on for like 45 minutes. What's your life like?

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? Your parents are divorced, what's going on? You know what I mean? Like, it was like 45 minutes of hell.

• 30:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, you can't. Yeah, you can't friendzone a guy right away and expect him to wanna pay attention.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I did like an idiot.

• 30:20Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 30:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, farewell, I said.

• 30:23Speaker 02

  Farewell.

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  What do you say to a, like, you know what I mean? Farewell, my friend.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  Farewell.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then I hung out with her one more time.

• 30:30Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 30:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Because she was, she, I'll tell you why, though. Why? Can I tell you why?

• 30:35Speaker 02

  You were hoping that she'd change her mind? That your personality would win.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  I'm gonna get her, I'm gonna get her on the second one.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  She'll see.

• 30:47Speaker 02

  She'll see. Just wait till she hears what I have to say.

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  But dude, I think that's what it is. I was like, you know, because I'm charming.

• 30:57Speaker 02

  You are.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  I can be charming, right? So I'm with my charm is gonna get to that. You know what I mean?

• 31:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:03Bobby Lee?

  The vag and, um, and.

• 31:06Speaker 02

  I hope you said that to her. My charm is gonna.

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  Gonna get to your vag.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  No, but that's subconsciously in my mind, you know what I mean? And so, or consciously, right? And so, um, but no, it was still friends.

• 31:17Speaker 02

  Still friends, yeah.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:18Speaker 02

  When anybody that's that bold, uh, right off the bat is not being swayed.

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  But then why go on a Danny app? That's weird, Dan.

• 31:25Speaker 02

  Well, no, she's on there to meet.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  The one.

• 31:29Speaker 02

  To meet a guy, not to be friends with, but.

• 31:31Bobby Lee?

  But why, then what?

• 31:32Speaker 02

  I mean, she thought you were cool and wanted to be friends with you.

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's like, I have so many friends.

• 31:39Speaker 02

  I know, but you're famous. She wanted to.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  You have a famous guy friend?

• 31:44Speaker 02

  Guy friend, yeah.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God. Your heart looks broken. It's still broken right now. No, because I don't know why I thought that my personality could win or over. I think you're right about that.

• 31:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:54Speaker 02

  I mean, we all knew that.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  I was blind to it. Oh my God.

• 32:00Speaker 02

  But I love that you tried.

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then a couple of them, also on Ry, I was, I gotta make a read you, but, uh, uh, uh, the real, can you hook me up with Theo?

• 32:09Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Man, these girls.

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  They're brutal.

• 32:13Speaker 02

  They are brutal.

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  No, I've had a, I've smashed a lot. We got that.

• 32:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  Right, right. So let's just get thorough out there.

• 32:19Speaker 02

  We hear you, bud.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  Come on, man. You know what I mean? I'm a winner, dude. You know what I mean? But a couple of times I've had that, you know what I mean? Yeah, where they're like, hey, I'm not interested in you. I'm interested in Theo. Can you hook us up? I'm like, I just say, fuck off.

• 32:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, what do they think you're gonna do?

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  Do you want to meet in person maybe and I can charm you?

• 32:40Speaker 02

  They're like, can you get Theo on the phone?

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, you know, but, um.

• 32:45Speaker 02

  He's like, yeah, man.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  But it's also, it's like, you know, I love Theo is one of my best buddies in the whole world. But, you know, it's like, why would I, would any guy do that?

• 32:56Speaker 02

  No, I don't think so, guys.

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:01Speaker 00

  Would you, would you do that if somebody hits you up on a dating app and said, can you hook me up with?

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  Bobby.

• 33:06Speaker 02

  No.

• 33:06Speaker 00

  Bobby Lee.

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  Alan DeGeneres.

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  But with somebody, you would do that.

• 33:12Speaker 02

  I think you'd be like, like, if my, say my, I do this handsome podcast. If somebody wanted me to like hook them up with May, I would, I would maybe tell May, but I don't know that I would be like, let me give your phone number or something like that.

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right, right.

• 33:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Well, Andrew did one, oh handsome, yeah. I love Tig so much.

• 33:31Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  I don't know the, what's, that's May?

• 33:33Speaker 02

  That's May Martin.

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's very pretty, yeah.

• 33:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  I love Tig so much. Well, Andrew today texted me a girl that direct messaged him going like, I, I can't get on Raya, but I want to meet Bobby.

• 33:45Speaker 02

  That's nice.

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  And then Andrew shot me over to her Instagram.

• 33:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  She's very attractive, you know what I mean? So it's like, my real bros.

• 33:52Speaker 02

  Well, I think a taken bro would do that for.

• 33:55Bobby Lee?

  Taken bro, it's okay with a taken bro doing it.

• 33:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  But with somebody that you're trying to meet saying it, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, cause your ego's like bruised a little bit.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  You're so lucky you're not in that, you're, you're.

• 34:05Speaker 02

  I know.

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  You're so lucky.

• 34:06Speaker 02

  It seems really hard out there.

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  It's fun.

• 34:09Speaker 02

  I'm sure, yeah.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  But here's the thing, I'll tell you, Fortune, and I hate being vulnerable on this podcast, as you know.

• 34:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, but we like it.

• 34:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wait, side question real quick. Does it have to do with emotions?

• 34:23Speaker 02

  Bobby was in the zone.

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the worst time to interrupt me, dude.

• 34:29Speaker 02

  Bobby was like, eyes were like watering.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna forget it, but go ahead. No, go ahead. No, no, no, don't do that and do that. Do it now. No, go ahead.

• 34:39Speaker 00

  He's like, vulnerable like a hamburger to you? Like, what's your?

• 34:45Speaker 03

  No, it has something to do with it.

• 34:45Speaker 02

  Describe your emotion, describe your vulnerable.

• 34:50Speaker 03

  Uh, no, you go ahead. I was gonna say something, but.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  You should just say it, Jaime. Yeah, just say it, because I will say, I remember what I'm gonna say. Be confident. Be confident.

• 34:57Speaker 03

  I just forgot. Oh, okay, so the girls, how they say, oh, can you get me through the wrong?

• 35:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:04Speaker 03

  And then you said fuck off. Um, and then, you know, they have the audacity for those girls to be like, oh, you're just mad. I hate when they say that.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, okay. You know what I'm talking about? No, no, no, we don't know. Number one. No, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

• 35:21Speaker 02

  I just remember when you said that.

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't know. Number one, we don't know, and number two, we don't care.

• 35:26Speaker 03

  No.

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but those girls were. We don't even understand what the fuck you're saying.

• 35:30Speaker 02

  Bobby, Bobby, you remember when you said that?

• 35:34Speaker 03

  No.

• 35:35Speaker 02

  Have it at times.

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  Can you be clearer about what you're saying? If you were confused.

• 35:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, go ahead. Okay, you said fuck off.

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I remember, I, I wrote it, yeah, so that part I understand.

• 35:49Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  Cause I did that. Yeah, yeah.

• 35:51Speaker 03

  Okay, and then that girl would be like, screenshot it and then like, post it on her story. And then be like, oh, he's just mad because he couldn't get to me.

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 35:59Speaker 02

  Oh, he doesn't actually say fuck off, right?

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 36:01Speaker 02

  Oh, you actually say fuck off?

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I, I believe, I, yeah, I believe if, what's so funny about that? It's so insulting. Fuck off.

• 36:11Speaker 02

  I thought you just didn't write him back.

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I say fuck off.

• 36:14Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  So let me say something to you.

• 36:15Speaker 03

  Cause girls my age, they say, oh, you're just mad because you couldn't get.

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  I think that if she, if everyone saw the context of what that was, right? That that 99.9% of the people would back me up.

• 36:25Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  That's rude.

• 36:27Speaker 02

  Right.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  Right? So it makes me feel ugly.

• 36:30Speaker 02

  There it is.

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  There it is.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  And I know that, I know that I'm handsome.

• 36:34Speaker 02

  Back to the vulnerability.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and now, all right, we're going back to what I was gonna say. And if you interrupt me again right now.

• 36:41Bobby Lee?

  I think we're gonna have a problem, okay?

• 36:43Speaker 02

  I'll put a piece of pizza.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  Tell me your emotions. No, we're not doing it.

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um. Sorry Fortune. There are, there are, please. I beg of you, please. Okay, I'm sorry. All right, don't say another word, "I'm sorry," any sound or anything, okay? Even this, it was crazy. So, there are times when, um, you just get lonely, really, and you feel kind of a lo-, you know, as comics, we just generally feel that way, you know what I mean? But, you know, I was in a relationship with Khalyla and I miss her in many ways, you know what I mean? Cause we had just, you know, um, just when you're down and alone, you're just gonna be with someone that understands you.

• 37:26Speaker 02

  Right.

• 37:27Bobby Lee?

  And it just seems to help.

• 37:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a comfort.

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  It's a comfort, you know what I mean? And, and also, I just feel like, I don't know what happened, but a lot of people are, men and women are very delusional out there. You know what I mean?

• 37:39Speaker 02

  About what they're bringing to the table.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  What are you laughing?

• 37:45Speaker 03

  I mean, he's being vulnerable.

• 37:49Bobby Lee?

  Let's see what high video, what is he, what's going on? I'm sorry.

• 37:52Speaker 02

  Is it weird, is it weird that he's being vulnerable? Yeah.

• 37:56Speaker 03

  It's the way he's talking.

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, be being vulnerable. You mean, vulnerability? Me being vulnerable, be talking.

• 38:03Speaker 02

  This is hilarious!

• 38:07Speaker 03

  You just did like a Robert De Niro face, but, uh, no. Men and women.

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  I went like that?

• 38:12Speaker 03

  That's Robert De Niro.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  No, I was just being vulnerable and it really hurts my feelings that you did that. Yeah, yeah. Don't blame Gilbert, dude.

• 38:23Speaker 03

  He was making faces?

• 38:23Bobby Lee?

  No, no, he was not.

• 38:24Speaker 03

  Laughing?

• 38:25Bobby Lee?

  No, he was, what the fuck are you talking about, dude? Play the camera back. What the fuck are you doing?

• 38:31Speaker 03

  He's making faces.

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  Stop, it's, you're not, it's not about you, it's about her, dude.

• 38:34Speaker 03

  I know, but.

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, but don't blame him, stop. Okay, I'm so sorry Fortune, with him.

• 38:39Speaker 02

  No, no, I'm, I'm involved in all the conversations.

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what's going on.

• 38:43Speaker 02

  I can multitask.

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, and so, um, so, you know, you know, um, I'm glad that you find, are you gonna have children?

• 38:50Speaker 02

  No.

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  Why not?

• 38:52Speaker 02

  I don't wanna ruin this body.

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  That was a funny joke, really good. That was really good. It was a little self-deprecating, but yeah, yeah, I like it, yeah, yeah.

• 39:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, I-

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  No, adopt, what I meant.

• 39:08Speaker 02

  I mean, listen, never say never.

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:10Speaker 02

  That, I'm of that, um, that's always my motto, like, who knows?

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:15Speaker 02

  If there's ever a kid that needed a home, you never know. Uh, but it's not in the plan.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 39:20Speaker 02

  Um-

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  You've never felt like being a mother?

• 39:23Speaker 02

  Um, no, I'm just so, like, career-focused, you know?

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Is there technology now, I don't know, and please be very gentle with me, because I don't know about-

• 39:33Speaker 02

  Be gentle?

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  Just be gentle with me, right? Is there a way-

• 39:37Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  -to take your genes-

• 39:40Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  And bring them-

• 39:41Speaker 02

  No, thanks.

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  You think I was gonna drink it? I'm gonna take your genes?

• 39:46Speaker 02

  No, like, put my, have my genes as a child, that's what I'm saying, no.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  No, but put your genes and create a embryo. Is there, is there a way to do that? I think you can, actually. Yeah.

• 39:57Speaker 02

  I don't know, I've never looked into it, but I would want, if I had a child, I would want them to have her genes.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  No, are you, are you fucking mind?

• 40:06Speaker 02

  I, but I would like, I would help-

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about?

• 40:09Speaker 02

  Bold their personalities, but they don't need to have my genes.

• 40:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they need your genes because it's, you're so special.

• 40:15Speaker 02

  Aww.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  No, but you know you are, you're so likeable and nice and funny and-

• 40:20Speaker 02

  But I think I could-

• 40:20Bobby Lee?

  Creative.

• 40:21Speaker 02

  I think I could teach a kid that.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  No, you can't, no, that's born.

• 40:23Speaker 02

  Really?

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's born.

• 40:24Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's the born shit.

• 40:26Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's genetic.

• 40:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think or no? Yeah. Yeah. Look at Ben Stiller. What about him? He's, what? Jerry Stiller, right? Amazing guy. And his wa, and his mother, what's her mother's name? She's very funny, what?

• 40:39Speaker 02

  And, um, and-

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's very funny.

• 40:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  Um, yeah, you could pass that along.

• 40:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 40:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just, we just, I don't think you're going to.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay. A comic once told me recently that you don't understand, like, when I'm on the road, I can't wait to get home.

• 40:58Speaker 02

  Aww.

• 40:58Bobby Lee?

  And I go, why? Because I can't wait to see my kid.

• 41:01Speaker 02

  That's amazing.

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And that's a feeling that I'll never experience.

• 41:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, you don't want kids?

• 41:06Bobby Lee?

  I do want ones.

• 41:07Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 41:09Speaker 02

  But, but, but.

• 41:10Bobby Lee?

  Hook him up with some origin, please.

• 41:12Speaker 02

  I know. A man can do that later. You're not on a time clock like a.

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think that's true. I think that's true. Yeah. But I think that's, I'm putting that in the universe.

• 41:19Speaker 02

  So that, yeah, that's not out of the cards for you. It's still.

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  It would be stressful, though.

• 41:24Speaker 02

  I mean, it's a lot of work.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And you couldn't do it alone.

• 41:27Speaker 02

  You would have to find a good woman that wants to really be a mom.

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  That's right. Yeah.

• 41:32Speaker 02

  I think there's hope for you.

• 41:33Bobby Lee?

  Cause I know a female comic that adopted one. We just don't see her anymore.

• 41:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  She's a single mother.

• 41:39Speaker 02

  Well, a single mom, that's a lot of work. Yeah.

• 41:42Bobby Lee?

  It's tough, you know what I mean?

• 41:43Speaker 02

  It's hard, it's hard enough with two people, with one, that you're everything.

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  You seem like a snorer.

• 41:50Speaker 02

  How dare you.

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  I did it in the nicest way possible.

• 41:54Speaker 02

  How dare you call me fast?

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  I did, I did, what? What?

• 42:02Speaker 02

  What?

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  Look how panicked he is. What? Are you out of your mind? You just look like you have sleep apnea.

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  That's all. Sneeze apnea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Rogan has sleep apnea. He's not, you know?

• 42:14Speaker 02

  That's true. I will say, I, I'm down 40 pounds. So when I drop.

• 42:19Bobby Lee?

  Are you on something?

• 42:20Speaker 02

  No, I'm just like working out like crazy.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh. She's doing it that way.

• 42:24Speaker 02

  And, but it's, yeah, it's been over like a year and a half.

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I've never, come on, what are you talking about?

• 42:29Speaker 02

  What's that?

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  About your, what, I, I'm not, I wasn't referring, you just look like a snorer is what I'm saying.

• 42:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, for sure.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:36Speaker 02

  But I snore less when I'm down weight. For, the weight definitely affects it.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I, I, I think I snore less now. Yeah. You mean, um. Adam wouldn't know. You know, what, what? I said, yeah, but I wouldn't know. Yeah, but I'm just saying.

• 42:51Speaker 02

  When we cuddle in bed, I hear you snore.

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  A couple of months ago, I was sleeping next to a girl overnight.

• 42:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:57Bobby Lee?

  And I warned her, I always do this, here. And they go, what? I go, it's earplugs.

• 43:02Speaker 02

  Oh, that's nice.

• 43:03Bobby Lee?

  She goes, why? Because you're gonna hear a zoo tonight. Baa!

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  All kinds of shit, right? And she goes, no, I can't sleep with those on.

• 43:14Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  And the next morning she goes, I didn't hear anything.

• 43:17Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, really?

• 43:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and she goes, I'm a light sleeper.

• 43:19Speaker 02

  That's nice.

• 43:20Bobby Lee?

  I think it's because I'm on Wegovy and I lost over 20 pounds.

• 43:23Speaker 02

  Oh, nice.

• 43:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so I think that does help.

• 43:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  Do you snore? Yeah. Yeah, I can tell.

• 43:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think a lot of people snore these days.

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And then, are you, you're a morning person, I can tell.

• 43:34Speaker 02

  Um, I prefer the night, actually.

• 43:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I was getting at.

• 43:38Speaker 02

  Yeah. I'm a woman of the night. I think that's the comic in me.

• 43:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, what time do you sleep?

• 43:47Speaker 02

  Um, I mean, I'm usually, I usually go to bed between like midnight to like 8:30.

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  In the morning?

• 43:54Speaker 02

  No, I go to bed at midnight and wake up around 8:30.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, midnight, 8:30 is your thing?

• 43:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 44:00Speaker 02

  Or 8:45.

• 44:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But when you're, like, sometimes I was just, I just did the road this weekend.

• 44:04Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 44:05Bobby Lee?

  And, you know, I'm doing clubs right now, so you do a second show.

• 44:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:09Bobby Lee?

  That's like at 10:30.

• 44:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  You know, and then you have to eat afterwards.

• 44:13Speaker 02

  Don't you sleep till like 4 or something? I've heard that about you.

• 44:16Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes I do.

• 44:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, today I woke up at 12:45 because I had to do podcasts. At 1 o'clock. At 1 o'clock.

• 44:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, even like, I, tomorrow I have an animation studio thing I have to do, voiceover. And they're like, can you push it till 3? They go, it's, they go, it's at 2.

• 44:36Speaker 02

  What time do you go to bed?

• 44:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 44:39Speaker 02

  Like, 4 or 5 in the morning.

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  I gotta say hi to my friends, the birds.

• 44:43Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  When I hear the birds chirping, I go, okay, goodnight. And I go to bed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think it's healthy.

• 44:50Speaker 02

  No, I mean, what, if you were to find a person to be in a significant relationship with, maybe have kids, you would have to adjust that.

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I will.

• 44:58Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 44:59Bobby Lee?

  But you know what? Exercising doesn't help.

• 45:02Speaker 02

  It doesn't?

• 45:02Bobby Lee?

  No, one time I, two weeks ago I ran five, not ran, but I walked five miles on a hike. Yeah. I barely made it back home. No, it was like the Revenant, like, I was like frozen, half frozen solid, yeah, yeah. By yourself? By myself. Yeah, I barely made it back home. And then, and then I laid in bed till 5 in the morning.

• 45:21Speaker 02

  Right away, yeah. I mean, yeah, it would be good for you to like try to start transitioning towards going to bed earlier if you could.

• 45:29Bobby Lee?

  Do you bleach your teeth?

• 45:30Speaker 02

  No, they're, they're just.

• 45:32Bobby Lee?

  They're not even human teeth.

• 45:34Speaker 02

  I do have pretty good teeth.

• 45:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  You don't put white? You don't put white strips on them?

• 45:40Speaker 02

  I brush them a lot, but that's it.

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:42Bobby Lee?

  Do you brush? Can I see your teeth?

• 45:45Speaker 02

  I've only ever had one cavity in my whole life.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's insane.

• 45:48Speaker 02

  I just have, I've always had good teeth.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's insane.

• 45:52Speaker 03

  And blue eyes, right?

• 45:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:53Speaker 02

  For, not bad for a snorer.

• 45:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but um, well, I, I, I want to show you something.

• 45:59Speaker 02

  Okay, uh oh.

• 46:00Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 46:00Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not, it's not, it's not one of those.

• 46:02Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  But look on this side of my mouth, okay?

• 46:04Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 46:04Bobby Lee?

  Right, maybe not, I might have to cut this part out because I want people to know, know that I have, all my teeth are missing. Oh, we've talked about it so many times. Okay, okay, but look, down here.

• 46:14Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  It's hard.

• 46:17Speaker 02

  What is it?

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  All gone.

• 46:20Speaker 02

  Wait, why are you going down this way? He's like, oh yeah, yeah.

• 46:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're all gone.

• 46:25Speaker 02

  Just from.

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  Cavities. He can't, he can't chew. I love chewing candy.

• 46:28Speaker 02

  You didn't brush your teeth?

• 46:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like chewing candy a lot.

• 46:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:31Speaker 02

  I like candy.

• 46:34Bobby Lee?

  I like candy. I like candy.

• 46:35Speaker 02

  I like candy.

• 46:36Bobby Lee?

  What's that from, is that from? Waterboy, I don't know. I know, I don't know, that's from, yeah, yeah.

• 46:41Speaker 03

  I don't get dental implants. Cause that's one.

• 46:44Speaker 02

  Cause they're in the back, you can't really.

• 46:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and also I feverishly now clean them.

• 46:49Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm, your gums?

• 46:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my, I do, I have. They're bleeding from brushing.

• 46:57Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying is I've never flossed growing up.

• 47:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:00Bobby Lee?

  I floss like a motherfucker, right? Hydrogen peroxide rinse. Oh. With, with water, with water.

• 47:06Speaker 02

  I don't do that.

• 47:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, brush them two times.

• 47:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  And um, yeah, I'm like, you know, I'm pretty good. In fact, if I did this as a kid, I wouldn't have, I don't think I would ever have a cavity.

• 47:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I want to save the ones I have.

• 47:19Speaker 02

  You just didn't brush as a kid?

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  My parents were like, Bobby, brush teeth, you know what I mean? They're just go to bed, you know what I mean? We're like, okay, we go to bed, you know what I mean? Flossing was another thing at our house.

• 47:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but a lot of dental um, money going to my brother's and I teeth.

• 47:36Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:36Bobby Lee?

  It was, it was a problem, you know?

• 47:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  But um.

• 47:38Speaker 02

  But you, you've corrected it and.

• 47:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I don't want to talk about my teeth, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, do you, are you, wha, wha, wha, what are you doing this year, like, do you have any movies lined up?

• 47:48Speaker 02

  Um, I am, my tour just started two, two weekends ago, so this is taking up a big chunk of my time, I'm going.

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  You're doing theaters, right?

• 47:58Speaker 02

  Doing theaters, yeah.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  Why do you like those versus clubs? Aside from the fact that you're only doing one show per city?

• 48:03Speaker 02

  I'm doing two shows in some cities as well.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me, Jesus.

• 48:08Speaker 02

  Uh, I just, you know, I'm, I like to tell long stories and they're, they're just, um, it's just easier in a theater.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 48:17Speaker 02

  And I, I, I'm kind of prefer hitting as many cities I, as I can in a weekend, instead of like four shows that, in one city.

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 48:24Speaker 02

  So, yeah, I'm doing a, a butt ton of,

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  Lot of shows.

• 48:27Speaker 02

  A lot of shows.

• 48:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:29Speaker 02

  Um, but yeah, I just, I really love the theaters.

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  Who's your opener?

• 48:33Speaker 02

  Uh, I take different people, but Caitlin Paluffo.

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah?

• 48:36Speaker 02

  She's out of New York. Zach Noytowers is a funny guy. Sarah Tiana just did some shows with me.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  I've used her so many times.

• 48:43Speaker 02

  She's really great.

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  If you want like a guaranteed comic that's gonna do well and is easy to work with in the green room.

• 48:51Speaker 02

  And a great writer.

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  And a great writer, Sarah Tiana is the one.

• 48:54Speaker 02

  She's awesome.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  She's the best. Yeah, yeah. I've had openers that were just tragic.

• 48:59Speaker 02

  Really?

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Like one time Sandy Dantel, you know Sandy?

• 49:02Speaker 02

  I know Sandy.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:04Speaker 02

  What did Sandy do?

• 49:06Bobby Lee?

  I was in the green room and then I just hear chaos, like tables, tables being thrown against the wall, chaos.

• 49:12Speaker 02

  What?

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  It was at the Ontario Improv. I walk out and there's a guy, he looks MS-13, he had tattoos on his face.

• 49:19Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  You know, typical, you know, cholo, you know, with the, you know, I mean, white, cut, they call him wife beater, I don't wanna call him that, what do they call him? White tank top? Yeah, white tank top, right?

• 49:28Speaker 02

  Wife abuser?

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh yeah. The wife abuser. Yeah, the wife abuser. And, "Hey Putin, I'll kill you!" And there was like, people pulling him back.

• 49:36Speaker 02

  Like a fight?

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  It was a full-blown fight.

• 49:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:39Bobby Lee?

  And Sandy's up there with his beanie and a suit, you know what I mean, just shaking, you know what I mean? Oh no!

• 49:43Speaker 02

  God!

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  That's like, you know, that's my experience with openers.

• 49:47Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Where, you know, I've said this before, I had an opener after he did okay.

• 49:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:53Bobby Lee?

  Come by me and he goes, "Follow that."

• 49:55Speaker 02

  No, that's wild.

• 49:58Bobby Lee?

  Like if you, okay, if some, an opener said that to you, what, what, what would you do?

• 50:03Speaker 02

  Well, you're paying them.

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  I know!

• 50:05Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  I flew him out there and I paid him, what would you do?

• 50:08Speaker 02

  I would just not hire them again.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 50:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, I wouldn't be, I wouldn't be like confronting them, I just, that would be the last I would hire them.

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 50:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  Even if they were your friend?

• 50:19Speaker 02

  Um.

• 50:20Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, that's.

• 50:21Speaker 02

  Oh, I didn't, well.

• 50:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's your friend.

• 50:23Speaker 02

  That's tougher.

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then you would have to have that conversation.

• 50:26Speaker 02

  I mean, you're just like, what the fuck was that?

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's do it.

• 50:28Speaker 02

  If it's a friend.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so it's, okay, I did that.

• 50:31Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  My name is Joey Bongo.

• 50:33Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  I just made that up. Porch's best friend. I'm your best friend.

• 50:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  Joey Bongo.

• 50:38Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then you went up, right? And afterwards, I'm like, good set, man.

• 50:43Speaker 02

  You follow that.

• 50:47Speaker 02

  Am I saying that?

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. This was after, I already said, follow that.

• 50:50Speaker 02

  Oh, you, you said it.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  So I already said, follow that, you went up on stage.

• 50:54Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  And let me tell you something, right? When a feature says that to you, right? You don't have a good set.

• 51:00Speaker 02

  Right.

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  Right? It's in your head the whole time.

• 51:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:02Bobby Lee?

  Follow that, follow that, follow that. Right, right? And also, I couldn't follow it, I don't think.

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  I think I was doing worse than him.

• 51:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  Because it was in my head, right?

• 51:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, you come up the stage, you're like, hey, what the fuck was that?

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's like, oh, sorry, I mean, I just thought I had a good set and that you'd have a hard time following it.

• 51:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, but that. I would be like, I paid you to make it easier for me.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because we're friends.

• 51:23Speaker 02

  Yeah. And then it'd be like, don't, I would just be like, don't do that, it gets in my head.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:27Speaker 02

  It doesn't make me feel.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  But you use them again.

• 51:29Speaker 02

  I mean, if there were, if it's a friend, yes, then I would be like, listen, that, that messed me up. It got in my head, and just don't do that.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  No, that destroyed my friendship with this person.

• 51:38Speaker 02

  Really?

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:39Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  There's no way. That, it's, it, it shows a lot.

• 51:43Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, it's like, that's definitely a character flaw.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What about, I'm gonna give you another scenario.

• 51:48Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  That happened to me once. So, you know how sometimes you do a club, and you bring your own feature?

• 51:53Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  But there's a local host.

• 51:55Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 51:56Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't do the local host, no.

• 51:59Bobby Lee?

  I know, but back in the day when you had, you did, right?

• 52:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  A local host?

• 52:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that you didn't know, the club just gets them.

• 52:05Speaker 02

  Right.

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  Right? So, I'm the, so this is the first day, right? I'm your host, right? And I'm walking up to you, you're Fortune, what's up?

• 52:14Speaker 02

  Hey, what's up?

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You want me to let you know, I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing here, man, I'm a fucking headliner.

• 52:20Speaker 02

  Oh, uh, yeah, I don't know, well, that's, they'll enjoy you then.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's, that's the way you say it.

• 52:30Speaker 02

  Handles it very well.

• 52:30Bobby Lee?

  That's how you handle it.

• 52:31Speaker 02

  He handles it, yeah.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:32Speaker 02

  Who wouldn't?

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  I was like, what?

• 52:34Speaker 02

  What did you do?

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  I go, what the fuck you say?

• 52:36Speaker 02

  What the fuck you say?

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  I go, then don't fucking do it.

• 52:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:39Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? If you don't know why you're doing here,

• 52:42Speaker 02

  Right.

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  don't do it.

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• 53:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, I had a local opener at a club who just like screamed at the audience, screamed.

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 53:25Speaker 02

  I've had a couple of those.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 53:27Speaker 02

  And I'm like, you know, I'm like, hey, guys.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  What are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:34Speaker 02

  And I'm just like, oh, my God.

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  So what'd you, what'd you do?

• 53:37Speaker 02

  I mean, it, I, you know, you just tell the club or your manager, like, get this guy off the show the next night. I don't want him.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he was gone?

• 53:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Wow.

• 53:47Speaker 03

  Why do you think he is, is that? Why do you think they do that?

• 53:51Speaker 02

  Well.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  Fortune, please don't answer that.

• 53:53Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 53:53Speaker 03

  It's a serious question.

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  It's not a serious question because.

• 53:56Speaker 03

  Cause what got them in that thing in their head?

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  I don't know them personally.

• 54:00Speaker 02

  That's, yeah, that's like a personal thing that.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  It's a personal thing.

• 54:03Speaker 02

  They clearly have issues they need to work through, right?

• 54:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't know the trauma they went through.

• 54:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't, you know, some people are just assholes.

• 54:10Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 54:11Bobby Lee?

  Right? I flew, so I'm gonna say the name and maybe I'll bleep it out, but we'll figure it out.

• 54:17Speaker 03

  It wasn't me.

• 54:18Speaker 02

  Are you about to start beef with someone?

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  I always do.

• 54:20Speaker 02

  Okay, let's see.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  So, um, you know.

• 54:24Speaker 02

  Oh, that's right. I've seen this stuff. He's done some Arnold things.

• 54:28Bobby Lee?

  Right, Arnold stuff, yeah. So, um, I flew him somewhere.

• 54:31Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  Cause he was, kept going, you know, at the shows. Oh, come on, man. Yeah, I put you on my shows.

• 54:36Speaker 02

  Right.

• 54:36Bobby Lee?

  Feature, right? So I flew him out. He wasn't doing well.

• 54:40Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  So I flew him home.

• 54:43Speaker 02

  Oh no.

• 54:45Speaker 02

  Early?

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  After one show, I think.

• 54:47Speaker 02

  Oh no.

• 54:48Bobby Lee?

  What did you say? How did that conversation go? I go, it's not good.

• 54:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  It's not that you're funny, it's just too depressing as a host.

• 54:55Speaker 02

  You mean not funny?

• 54:56Bobby Lee?

  No, no, as a host.

• 54:57Speaker 02

  Right, right.

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't have host energy.

• 54:59Speaker 02

  A hosting thing is a different vibe, for sure.

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you want Ian Faidan.

• 55:03Speaker 02

  You're the party planner, you're the party person.

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:06Speaker 02

  Who's ready to have a good time?

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  Darren Carter.

• 55:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  Great house.

• 55:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Sound effect.

• 55:11Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  Whatever he does, you know what I mean?

• 55:14Speaker 02

  Hopefully it's a lot of woo.

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he does it.

• 55:17Speaker 02

  Oh, we're about to have a good time.

• 55:19Bobby Lee?

  Well, they call them Darren Carter, the party starter.

• 55:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, that's what you want.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:23Speaker 02

  Cause you gotta set the, they have to set the tone.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. I want a party up there.

• 55:28Speaker 02

  Right.

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  I don't want, hey guys.

• 55:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  Man, I'm gonna kill myself. With no punchline?

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just, it didn't feel right for my show, and I think that it's like, um, you know, I hate to say this, but, refer that, if you're a draw.

• 55:46Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  But you, you're a draw, right?

• 55:49Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You are. I mean, you're an A-list draw.

• 55:52Speaker 02

  I'm not an A-list.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  You're a draw.

• 55:54Speaker 02

  But I draw.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's so funny that you say that, cause you are. That's silly that you would say something like that.

• 55:59Speaker 02

  Well, no.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  You're an A-list star.

• 56:01Speaker 02

  No, that's like, uh, no, that's like, um, like a Jennifer Aniston. I'm, I'm doing-

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  She does, oh, Jennifer does the Houston improv?

• 56:11Speaker 02

  Are you talking about in standup?

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  In comedy.

• 56:13Speaker 02

  Okay, in standup.

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  In comedy, you're an A-list.

• 56:15Speaker 02

  Sure, sure.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  You're like, you do A clubs, right?

• 56:17Speaker 02

  Yes, yes.

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  That's what I mean.

• 56:18Speaker 02

  I got it. I thought, I was like-

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  Are you doing the Hyena Circuit or something?

• 56:22Speaker 02

  No.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Hyena's a great club, by the way, and I love the owner, and I'm not dissing it, but, you know what I mean? But, you know, there's the, you know-

• 56:30Speaker 02

  I got you.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  You get it, okay, what I'm saying, right? So it's like, in that scenario, if you're headline, and you're also selling out rooms.

• 56:36Speaker 02

  Right.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  I feel like that, you know, I should be able to choose who goes up before me and have notes.

• 56:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 56:44Speaker 02

  You're hiring the person for the weekend or night or whatever, so yeah, you get to make those calls.

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  But you know what? Um, and I think it's also growth, setting a boundary with somebody.

• 56:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, it is.

• 56:55Bobby Lee?

  Because my natural instinct is just to go, okay, just do whatever you're gonna do.

• 56:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, no.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, I've had, you know, I've had openers go up and run the light for 45 minutes.

• 57:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 57:06Speaker 02

  And that's not okay. And yeah, you just, and you just don't hire them again, you know?

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, mine was Dean Del Rey.

• 57:13Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Look at you just.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  You could throw that in there.

• 57:17Speaker 02

  I know all these guys. I'm gonna be coming up to.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 57:21Speaker 02

  This is lobby, by the way.

• 57:25Speaker 02

  Brian and Dean.

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know it's bad when you have to get your iPhone out and use that light to light your friend.

• 57:34Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  I was like.

• 57:35Speaker 02

  I had to slam a door, I had to slam a door to get this person off stage.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 57:39Speaker 02

  Yeah. Forty minutes? Forty-five, almost.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 57:43Speaker 02

  And it was.

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  Was it Paul Rodriguez?

• 57:45Speaker 02

  It was a second show. It was a second show and of the night and they were, you know, it started an hour late because, you know, the second shows always take a while. They were so tired and by the time I got out there, I had to work so much harder. I'm like, I paid you like three times the rate of a club.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  It's something that you knew.

• 58:04Speaker 02

  Yeah. Just to like, I was trying to get, I paid you three times the rate to do this to make my job easier. And now I'm working three times harder and I was sick and.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, wow, wow.

• 58:14Speaker 02

  Oh, it was just like, it was just a mess.

• 58:16Bobby Lee?

  It's funny when you're, because I've done, I've had to do weekends when I'm deathly ill.

• 58:21Speaker 02

  Ah, so hard.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  It's the worst.

• 58:23Speaker 02

  So hard, just like, I had a bronchitis like a few weeks ago or a month ago and I was doing the clubs to build my act and just like popping like things to, I was on antibiotics, so it wasn't contagious.

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:37Speaker 02

  Um, but I was just, it's so hard to be up there for an hour and not like coughing your brains out.

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I don't do an hour when I'm in that situation.

• 58:45Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah?

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do what I do.

• 58:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:48Bobby Lee?

  One time, I had a girlfriend named Christine Portillo and I was 105 temperature. And it's Ontario Improv again and she had to put me in the car, drive me there.

• 58:59Speaker 02

  Dang.

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  And I had people working in the club carry me in, that's how sick I was.

• 59:03Speaker 02

  Oh, my, I would, that you could have probably.

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  No, I had to do it. I needed the money.

• 59:06Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I needed the money back then.

• 59:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, put me in the car.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:09Speaker 02

  You're like, weekend at Bernie's.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He propped me up on stage and then he had strings and I was like. And he did this for 45.

• 59:21Speaker 02

  Someone pull my pants down now.

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  That's enough, that's enough, that's enough out of you. About that, okay? That's enough out of you. I'm a little loud now. Yeah, it's good, it's good, yeah. But it was, but I did it, you know what I mean? Something about like, just when, when you're called up to do it, it's just like, just, what, motor skills, not motor skills, it's...

• 59:43Speaker 02

  Something takes over.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 59:44Speaker 02

  Motor memory.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  Motor memory.

• 59:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  Motor memory. Like riding a bike.

• 59:48Speaker 02

  Right.

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah. Do you get nervous when you, because I was gonna ask you this? Because I see you do high level shit.

• 59:56Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Because we follow each other on the...

• 59:58Speaker 02

  That's right, on the socia ls.

• 1:00:00Bobby Lee?

  On the socia ls.

• 1:00:00Speaker 02

  And in, and at the clubs.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  At the clubs, we see each other.

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  See each other.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  And then, when you're on a set, do you get nervous?

• 1:00:07Speaker 02

  Um, for the acting stuff?

• 1:00:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:11Speaker 02

  Um, like in the very beginning, like when I started FUBAR with Arnold, I was like a little nervous because I didn't know him and didn't know like if he would get my sense of humor.

• 1:00:20Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:00:21Speaker 02

  Um, and you just don't want to look like you don't know what you're doing.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:00:25Speaker 02

  My day one of meeting like Jennifer Garner, I have to drive her in an ambulance. You're just like, oh my god, I have to like remember, like, say my lines and drive her in an ambulance?

• 1:00:35Bobby Lee?

  That's the worst. When you have to do two things?

• 1:00:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, and you're just like, ugh. That Will Ferrell movie, I had to drive a boat. I think you had me driving a bunch of shit.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:00:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:44Speaker 02

  So it's like...

• 1:00:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, you look like a bus driver.

• 1:00:46Speaker 02

  Thank you. Who snores?

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, I'm kidding.

• 1:00:52Speaker 02

  No, I can definitely, uh, handle a, a vehicle.

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm always like a guy behind the desk.

• 1:00:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  Like, yeah, welcome to Sabo, whatever, or whatever, you know what I mean? Like, or like, is Miss Wrong Missy? I was the hotel guy, I've done so many like hotel-y, yeah, behind the counter kind of thing.

• 1:01:10Speaker 02

  Right, right. But after the first day, I'm usually pretty good.

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:14Speaker 02

  I'm just like, I get to know them a little bit, but I don't, I don't bug those big stars like too much. I like, I'm just normal and like, and nice, and then kind of let them decide if they want to come to me sort of thing.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I just get like, so when I did Sex and the City, and there was a couple of times I was just next to SJP, and during, you know, setups, you know what I mean? And just sitting there, just not know... Oh, god.

• 1:01:38Speaker 03

  I have never met anybody who said SJP.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  Sarah Jessica Parker. He got you, bro. I've never.

• 1:01:50Speaker 02

  Was that your nickname for her?

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  You've never, yeah, you've never heard anyone since called her SJP?

• 1:01:54Speaker 02

  Um, I've seen it like written out.

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:01:59Speaker 02

  Like the.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  Dead Sea Scrolls? What are you talking about?

• 1:02:01Speaker 02

  Like on the internet.

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  On the internet.

• 1:02:02Speaker 02

  They don't want to write out the whole name.

• 1:02:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:04Speaker 02

  SJP.

• 1:02:05Bobby Lee?

  People call her that.

• 1:02:06Speaker 02

  Yeah. Sure.

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:02:09Speaker 02

  I don't know. I don't know her.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Sarah Jessica, it's harder to.

• 1:02:12Speaker 02

  Like Sarah, yeah, it's a.

• 1:02:13Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, anyway. Hi, May. Hi, May. Okay. It's just that like, and I'm sitting there and there's, sometimes you're there for 45 minutes.

• 1:02:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  And you just want to say something, but I just, in my mind, I was like, you're gonna fuck it up.

• 1:02:27Speaker 02

  Did you not talk at all?

• 1:02:28Bobby Lee?

  No, she would give me a hug in the mornings.

• 1:02:31Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  And sometimes she would go, we would rehearse in my trailer.

• 1:02:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:02:35Bobby Lee?

  She would just sit next to me and we'd just go over the lines and stuff like that, but um, it was never like, let's have dinner or, I never had that kind of experience with her, but she's very sweet.

• 1:02:43Speaker 02

  And y'all weren't, y'all weren't talking about fashion or anything?

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  I think that's what it is. It's like, if I did it with like Benicio del Toro, I could talk about maybe jeans.

• 1:02:52Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Or like, you know what I mean, restaurants or something with him.

• 1:02:55Speaker 02

  You have to have some things.

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  Like a commonality or something, or like, you know what I mean, but um.

• 1:02:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, you and SJP.

• 1:03:03Speaker 02

  Um, don't probably have as much.

• 1:03:04Bobby Lee?

  She's so sweet.

• 1:03:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, which is what you want.

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  That's all I want.

• 1:03:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know, I, I don't want to fuck it up. I look like.

• 1:03:11Speaker 02

  Oh, my God. What is his face?

• 1:03:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is that face? I, this is me doing lines.

• 1:03:17Speaker 02

  That is hilarious.

• 1:03:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do. Dude, I look so Asian there. Crazy, dude. Look at how fat I was. SJP. Oh, my God. Yeah. I mean, you know, and let me tell you about that scene. That was the worst day of my life.

• 1:03:33Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  Because that, this is the one the New York Post wrote about.

• 1:03:37Speaker 02

  Oh, what? Oh, they.

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  So I was, I had relapsed.

• 1:03:40Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  And I was, I was, so this is what happened. I was in Mexico. And um, they're like, you have to go to New York, straight from here. On a Sunday. So I go, okay, so I flew to, right, and I'm thinking, in my mind, I'm thinking, we're shooting on a Monday.

• 1:03:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  So I just get drunk on the plane. And then the car picks me up and I'm like, I know where the hotel is and it's like, where are we going? He goes, oh, to set.

• 1:04:05Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  I go, we're shooting right now?

• 1:04:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:08Bobby Lee?

  They go, yeah. And I was completely drunk.

• 1:04:10Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  It was terrible.

• 1:04:12Speaker 02

  And that was that day?

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  That was that day. And so what was, what the bad part about this is, I don't know if you know this, but when you're in.

• 1:04:20Speaker 02

  They just zoomed in on your eyes.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. When you're in Manhattan.

• 1:04:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  In a busy street.

• 1:04:26Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  And you're with Sarah Jessica Parker.

• 1:04:28Speaker 02

  People going insane, right?

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  It was like windows opening, taking photos.

• 1:04:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  It was the whole thing. Now, you know what I mean? You know, there's a guy standing there because you can only cross when it's green.

• 1:04:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  So I had, the only times I can do this is crossing the street.

• 1:04:46Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I was so fucked up.

• 1:04:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:48Bobby Lee?

  And had so many lines. It was the most difficult day of my, oh my God.

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  And they wrote about that, that scene or something?

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I talked about it on this podcast.

• 1:04:59Speaker 02

  I was like, how do they know?

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do I talk too much?

• 1:05:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I talk too much. I talk way too much. You know what I mean? The whole DM陈雷, I shouldn't have threw his name on, because I start wars. I gotta stop.

• 1:05:11Speaker 02

  I know. Now you're gonna have these guys being like, what the fuck?

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  It's fun. It's fun. Why not?

• 1:05:17Speaker 02

  Why not?

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? It's gossip.

• 1:05:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I feel like you have no beefs, right? You've never had Hollywood beefs?

• 1:05:23Speaker 02

  I try not to. I don't like beefs.

• 1:05:26Bobby Lee?

  She has no enemy.

• 1:05:28Speaker 02

  I'm the person that likes everyone to be happy. But who do you secretly dislike? There's honestly.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  There isn't one person in the business that.

• 1:05:38Speaker 02

  There's a lot, even if someone has done something that's shitty, I can find the silver lining. Wow. I don't know why.

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  You're so healthy.

• 1:05:45Speaker 02

  I don't know. Maybe, or I don't know, am I avoiding something? I don't know.

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I think that's a good way to.

• 1:05:51Speaker 03

  You give like the benefit of doubt.

• 1:05:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm just like, hey, that sucked, dude. I didn't like that, but like. Whatever, moving on.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:00Speaker 02

  Or I just will create a boundary. And like if somebody did the thing that upset me, or I would just be like, so now we won't have this, but we can continue on with this. You know what I mean?

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, I um, when, I think was because I, my upbringing was so traumatic and abusive that I hold on to resentments.

• 1:06:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, that, I used to do that back in the day.

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:26Speaker 02

  Um, and then I saw how it was affecting relationships, try, that were trying to get to a better place. You can't.

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  You're right.

• 1:06:35Speaker 02

  Move forward.

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's why I have a therapist. I'm working on it. You know what I mean? That's why I, when I behave in a certain way, I stop myself.

• 1:06:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Like, you think at restaurants, I behave the way you still behave? No.

• 1:06:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:48Bobby Lee?

  I wait. You know what I mean? You know, the times, like, let me ask you this.

• 1:06:53Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:06:53Bobby Lee?

  You're Fortune Feimster, okay?

• 1:06:55Speaker 02

  Okay. She's like, okay, cool.

• 1:06:57Bobby Lee?

  You're in San Francisco.

• 1:06:57Speaker 02

  I'll play this part.

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you're in San Francisco. And you're doing a beautiful theater. But before the show, you um, want to eat at a restaurant.

• 1:07:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  You come in, right? And you go, hi, can I get a seat here? It's just me.

• 1:07:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  And they go, yeah, it's an hour wait.

• 1:07:13Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 1:07:14Bobby Lee?

  And then you go, well, no, because I'm playing the whatever theater. Can I get a table now?

• 1:07:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  Nope. Right? Then you sit down. You'll go, I'll wait the hour.

• 1:07:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  But then you hear other people going, hey, we don't have a reservation. Can we come? And they send them right away.

• 1:07:28Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 1:07:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How would you react?

• 1:07:31Speaker 02

  Um. That's a good one. I would have, I would probably have just left.

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, you don't tweet about it.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  You don't tweet about it?

• 1:07:44Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:07:45Bobby Lee?

  You don't show the host your followers?

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  You just leave.

• 1:07:50Speaker 02

  You just leave.

• 1:07:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you just leave.

• 1:07:52Speaker 02

  If they don't want me, I don't want you.

• 1:07:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God. That's what I'm learning. I leave.

• 1:07:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, leave. They don't want you. You don't want, bye.

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But also, this is what I do. I go outside and I take a breather.

• 1:08:05Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:08:06Bobby Lee?

  Before I.

• 1:08:06Speaker 02

  And you try to get people to recognize you.

• 1:08:11Bobby Lee?

  That's, you've done that then before. If you know that, then you've done that.

• 1:08:16Speaker 02

  I have done that every now and then.

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  Right, right.

• 1:08:18Speaker 02

  Be like, oh, what? What'd you say? What did he say? You, you know me from what?

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's the gross part. And I've been, have I admitted this on this podcast before? Uh, yeah. I think I have. Where it's like, I remember my brother and I used to go to, uh, my, my mom lives in Phoenix. And there was this cookie shop that's so rude to me. I don't know what, by my mom's house. I don't know what it is.

• 1:08:42Speaker 02

  What employer, all of them?

• 1:08:43Bobby Lee?

  All of them. They're just like, just so rude. You know what I mean? And they're nice to everybody. So one time I was like, wait, before we order, wait.

• 1:08:51Speaker 02

  I love that you keep going back.

• 1:08:53Bobby Lee?

  I, it was so good, the cookies. Yeah, yeah. And, and my brother's like, why do you have to wait? I go, I gotta wait until somebody recognizes me. So maybe it'll help with the, but no one did. We were there for two hours, no one did. So I finally got the, I got, I got the abuse and got the cookie.

• 1:09:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:08Speaker 02

  You just put up with it. I just stopped going back if people are mean to me.

• 1:09:13Bobby Lee?

  That's, like, write that down for me. Yeah.

• 1:09:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, write that down.

• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  Don't go back. Yeah, yeah, don't go back. Wow, wow, wow.

• 1:09:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think it's, um.

• 1:09:20Speaker 02

  I'm not in the business of trying to convince people to like me. They either do or they, they either do and it's, and great. If they don't, I move on.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  You hit a, you hit a string, a chord.

• 1:09:31Speaker 02

  You know?

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  But I think the reason why I started doing it in the first place is to be accepted.

• 1:09:36Speaker 02

  I get that. I get that. And that, that comes from your childhood stuff.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just want to be accepted by people.

• 1:09:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:42Bobby Lee?

  And then you're like, you're finally like, oh, I have a little following. You know what I mean? I've done some stuff.

• 1:09:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:47Bobby Lee?

  And then when people treat you the way you have always been treated, right? It burns.

• 1:09:52Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  And then my, you know, my child comes out.

• 1:09:55Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:09:56Bobby Lee?

  That hurt child.

• 1:09:56Speaker 02

  The inner wounds.

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  With the inner wounds come out.

• 1:09:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:58Bobby Lee?

  And I'm trying to recognize that.

• 1:10:00Speaker 02

  That's good.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  Through my, you know, do you have any inner wounds, Kai May? Hmm. Didn't worry, talked about that. Okay, well, let's move on then. Okay.

• 1:10:10Speaker 02

  Like, don't want to feel feelings anymore.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  Emotions. When you go back to, let me ask you a quick, when you go back, what, what town did you grow up?

• 1:10:19Speaker 02

  Uh, it's called Belmont, it's outside of Charlotte, North Carolina.

• 1:10:22Bobby Lee?

  So, probably good barbecue out there, right?

• 1:10:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, really good.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  So, Charl- uh, Belmont?

• 1:10:27Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  When you go, your parents still in Belmont?

• 1:10:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:10:30Speaker 02

  They're not together, but they both still live there.

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  They live there?

• 1:10:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:33Bobby Lee?

  And when you go there, are you their hometown hero?

• 1:10:36Speaker 02

  Um, y- yes, but like, they've been rooting me on since the day I moved to LA. Uh, they, it's just a town of really lovely people who are like, you're doing it. Like, even when I wasn't do- I was just there, here, struggling. They were like, you're trying though, you're like, you're pursuing your dreams, that's amazing. So, they were like, uh, coming to see me do stand-up before I could get headliner gigs.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  Your family or the town?

• 1:11:04Speaker 02

  The town, like, they would let me do shows in the bars around town. I would come back from LA and they would pay five bucks and like, 300 people would show up, which for me is a non-headliner, was huge. And they would pay me five bucks, it would help me pay my rent. It was, they were, so they've been like, amazing from day one.

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  Let me talk about my hometown, Highway.

• 1:11:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can't even get in the high school wall of fame.

• 1:11:28Speaker 02

  I'm not on a wall of fame, I think.

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  You're, you gotta be in the hall of fame at that high school. You're not?

• 1:11:33Speaker 02

  I don't think they have a hall of fame.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  But when you go, well, that's, why you're not on it. But when you go there, is it, "Hi, Fortune?", like, that kinda thing or not?

• 1:11:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, for sure.

• 1:11:43Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I want that!

• 1:11:45Speaker 02

  It's a cute town, it's like, only like 12,000 people.

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:11:49Speaker 02

  It's very small, yeah.

• 1:11:49Bobby Lee?

  Wow, is there a strip club?

• 1:11:52Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 1:11:54Bobby Lee?

  Can I open one there?

• 1:11:55Speaker 02

  No, don't ruin it, no.

• 1:11:56Bobby Lee?

  How is it gonna ruin it?

• 1:11:57Speaker 02

  They're so innocent and...

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  There's no porn store or anything?

• 1:12:00Speaker 02

  No, it's, it's like a rare breed of like...

• 1:12:04Bobby Lee?

  Lot of churches.

• 1:12:05Speaker 02

  Lot of churches, yeah.

• 1:12:07Bobby Lee?

  So, if I'm in Belmont, what do they wanna call it?

• 1:12:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's the best hotel I stay at?

• 1:12:12Speaker 02

  Uh, there's no like, nice hotel, it's like a, I mean, it's like a Hampton Inn.

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm at the Hampton Inn, right?

• 1:12:19Speaker 02

  Which I'd stay at.

• 1:12:20Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:12:20Speaker 02

  I've stayed at there.

• 1:12:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, not by a shame in it. I wake up and I go, "Ohhh", I wake up in the morning, right?

• 1:12:26Speaker 02

  Ohhh.

• 1:12:26Bobby Lee?

  Ohhh, right? And I go, "I'm gonna hit a breakfast spot, where do I go?"

• 1:12:31Speaker 02

  Oh gosh, uh Bojangles is a fast food chain.

• 1:12:34Bobby Lee?

  Do they have good breakfast there?

• 1:12:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, like a chicken biscuit situation.

• 1:12:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love chicken biscuits. And then for lunch, where do I go?

• 1:12:41Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 1:12:41Speaker 03

  Bojangles again.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  Bojangles again.

• 1:12:44Speaker 02

  Uh, gosh, uh, I don't go there. Well, there's this really amazing place where kids with Down syndrome work. Um, called Holy Angels. That's a really cute lunch place. You know, like Shane Gillis opened the coffee shop.

• 1:12:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's good.

• 1:12:59Speaker 02

  It's that, but with the, it's a lunch place.

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 1:13:02Speaker 02

  It's really cute.

• 1:13:02Bobby Lee?

  I bet it's so cute. I gotta go there.

• 1:13:04Speaker 02

  My mom taught kids with Down syndrome for 30 years, so she's, she's a patron.

• 1:13:09Bobby Lee?

  I love them too.

• 1:13:09Speaker 02

  But there's like, there's like a restaurant, like, uh, little bars and pizza places downtown that have good lunch.

• 1:13:15Bobby Lee?

  The real question is, would you think that if I moved to Belmont, hypothetically, um, that I'd be able to meet somebody there?

• 1:13:22Speaker 02

  Maybe, but you would get bored. I think you need a city.

• 1:13:26Bobby Lee?

  Why do I need a city?

• 1:13:27Speaker 02

  I think you're a city guy.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  How do you know?

• 1:13:29Speaker 02

  I don't, you guys think he's a city guy?

• 1:13:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm not a city guy!

• 1:13:32Speaker 03

  You just mentioned a strip club.

• 1:13:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, you would be driving to Charlotte for all that stuff.

• 1:13:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right. How far is Charlotte from there?

• 1:13:38Speaker 02

  30 minutes.

• 1:13:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah! I can live in Belmont. Belmont, then?

• 1:13:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:43Bobby Lee?

  You're 30 minutes.

• 1:13:43Speaker 02

  I think you would get bored in Belmont.

• 1:13:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think so?

• 1:13:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:47Bobby Lee?

  Is there a coffee shop?

• 1:13:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:48Bobby Lee?

  Like a mom and pop one?

• 1:13:50Speaker 02

  Yep, there's a couple of those.

• 1:13:51Bobby Lee?

  Do some writing, reading there, right?

• 1:13:53Speaker 02

  Go visit it first, then decide.

• 1:13:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna fucking move that in your fucking mind! Yeah, but just hypothetically.

• 1:14:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  You don't think I'd be happy there?

• 1:14:01Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:14:02Bobby Lee?

  Could I buy property there?

• 1:14:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:05Bobby Lee?

  Why? Have you bought it?

• 1:14:06Speaker 02

  You can buy property anywhere.

• 1:14:07Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:14:11Bobby Lee?

  That's true. Maybe go to Hawaii first, but...

• 1:14:13Speaker 02

  I know, I could see you totally in Hawaii.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Um, what, did you buy something there?

• 1:14:17Speaker 02

  I used to have a house there. I had it there for about five years, but I just couldn't get back enough, so I sold it.

• 1:14:23Bobby Lee?

  You sold it?

• 1:14:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:24Bobby Lee?

  And, and did you buy here?

• 1:14:26Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah. Uh, my first house I sold two years ago. I loved that house so much, but it was really small.

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, cause I bought this years ago, but, um, I feel like I'm gonna stay here forever.

• 1:14:36Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:14:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:37Speaker 02

  I, this house I'm in now is not my forever home.

• 1:14:40Bobby Lee?

  You know this.

• 1:14:41Speaker 02

  I know this, yeah.

• 1:14:42Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:14:42Speaker 02

  So I, I don't know.

• 1:14:43Bobby Lee?

  Give me your dream, that's, your dream situation.

• 1:14:47Speaker 02

  My old house was my dream house, but it would have had to have been bigger. Like, I want a ranch style house, which is hard to find in LA.

• 1:14:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:54Speaker 02

  Uh, but that has been made over, so it's not, like, it has the charm of an older house, but it's, like, been updated.

• 1:15:01Bobby Lee?

  Modern interior.

• 1:15:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:15:02Bobby Lee?

  Design.

• 1:15:03Speaker 02

  Uh, a nice, like, real fireplace, not, um, it's still, um, it's still gassed, but it's real. It's not one of those, like, ones with the glass behind it.

• 1:15:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:12Speaker 02

  Or in front of it.

• 1:15:12Bobby Lee?

  TV screen that has a fireplace.

• 1:15:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I like, I had the most amazing fireplace in my last house.

• 1:15:18Bobby Lee?

  Like, real wood?

• 1:15:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, uh, well, it was gas, but it was, um, real flame.

• 1:15:22Bobby Lee?

  Real flame, okay, you like that.

• 1:15:24Speaker 02

  And, um, and then, uh, you know, some privacy, the, like, a nice private front yard with hedges.

• 1:15:29Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:15:31Speaker 02

  Because I don't know.

• 1:15:32Bobby Lee?

  You go nude back?

• 1:15:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm nude in a lot.

• 1:15:35Bobby Lee?

  You go lay out nude in your backyard? Why, there's?

• 1:15:38Speaker 02

  Why do I need my body?

• 1:15:38Bobby Lee?

  You have hedges, you have hedges.

• 1:15:39Speaker 02

  Why do I need my body tanned? For who?

• 1:15:43Speaker 02

  No one's seeing this star down here.

• 1:15:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. TMZ wants.

• 1:15:48Speaker 02

  I, this, I, I burn, I have really fair.

• 1:15:51Bobby Lee?

  You really do?

• 1:15:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:15:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I feel like you have a tan now.

• 1:15:53Speaker 02

  Nate, well, I have been, this sounds so stupid, I tread water, uh, I have a pool, and so I tread water for exercise.

• 1:16:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:16:01Speaker 02

  For like, an hour, three times a week.

• 1:16:04Bobby Lee?

  That's nice.

• 1:16:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you just tread there by yourself?

• 1:16:07Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 1:16:07Bobby Lee?

  What is tread mean?

• 1:16:08Speaker 02

  I listen, I listen to podcasts, like, like, without touching your, without your feet touching.

• 1:16:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:16:13Speaker 02

  For an hour, I'll use my muscles and legs to stay afloat.

• 1:16:17Bobby Lee?

  I have a, I've never done that.

• 1:16:18Speaker 02

  You float, though.

• 1:16:19Bobby Lee?

  I'm a floater, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:21Speaker 02

  But it's great exercise.

• 1:16:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:23Speaker 02

  Um, and so, uh, I probably get sun from that, I put on sunscreen, but.

• 1:16:27Bobby Lee?

  I see a little tan or something, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:29Speaker 02

  Uh, but yeah, just something like that, that's like, like, something that feels like home, that's big enough that you can store stuff, but it's cozy.

• 1:16:37Bobby Lee?

  Do you have animals?

• 1:16:37Speaker 02

  I have a little Pomeranian, he's, uh, how old is he, eleven?

• 1:16:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:16:42Speaker 02

  He's so cute.

• 1:16:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:44Bobby Lee?

  I have four dogs here.

• 1:16:45Speaker 02

  You do?

• 1:16:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:46Speaker 02

  They haven't made a sound.

• 1:16:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, they're in a freezer. I'm gonna eat them over the weekend.

• 1:16:53Speaker 02

  Kitty cat. Don't do that.

• 1:16:54Bobby Lee?

  What? Straight from Yulin, China.

• 1:16:59Bobby Lee?

  No, I've got four regular dogs that are alive that are very happy.

• 1:17:02Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:17:03Bobby Lee?

  Let me say something to you, Fortune. You and I have opposite careers.

• 1:17:06Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 1:17:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm so, like, I'm so, like, not controversial, but... Yeah, controversial. You think controversial?

• 1:17:14Speaker 02

  Well, you just say, you just say whatever comes to your mind.

• 1:17:18Bobby Lee?

  My mind, yeah, but what I'm saying is, I've never, like, I did The Tonight Show in nineteen ninety or two thousand. Leno, I did a good set, couched it. I've never been on a talk show since then.

• 1:17:28Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:17:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I don't get invited to those. Even if I'm in a big movie or a series or a TV show, they're always like, nah, they don't want you.

• 1:17:35Speaker 02

  Do you have a publicist? That helps.

• 1:17:38Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:17:38Speaker 02

  They're so expensive, though.

• 1:17:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You have one?

• 1:17:41Speaker 02

  I have one, but, you know, usually you hire them for a certain amount of time and then take them off for a while.

• 1:17:46Bobby Lee?

  Why would I need one, though?

• 1:17:48Speaker 02

  To get on.

• 1:17:52Speaker 02

  That's who...

• 1:17:52Bobby Lee?

  I know, oh, that's what happens?

• 1:17:54Speaker 02

  That's who facilitate.

• 1:17:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, because I get mad at, like, Jimmy Fallon. Like, fuck Jimmy Fallon. He's never asked.

• 1:17:58Speaker 02

  But usually...

• 1:17:59Bobby Lee?

  You think he's, like, calling? Oh, they don't do it.

• 1:18:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're not calling.

• 1:18:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Seth Meyers doesn't do it?

• 1:18:03Speaker 02

  The publicist is calling.

• 1:18:04Bobby Lee?

  I've been to his birthday party, Seth Meyers.

• 1:18:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're not, those guys aren't...

• 1:18:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I could take them off my resentment list.

• 1:18:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, get them off the list.

• 1:18:11Bobby Lee?

  Letterman, all those guys.

• 1:18:12Speaker 02

  You have to pay someone a bunch of money.

• 1:18:15Bobby Lee?

  Right, to promote it, right.

• 1:18:16Speaker 02

  A month to go call people for you.

• 1:18:18Bobby Lee?

  And sometimes a movie will do it.

• 1:18:19Speaker 02

  Sometimes, but...

• 1:18:20Bobby Lee?

  Will have a publicist, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:21Speaker 02

  But again, they're, you know, they're usually focused on the Will Ferrells, the Reese Witherspoons.

• 1:18:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:27Speaker 02

  You know?

• 1:18:27Bobby Lee?

  But let me ask you something.

• 1:18:29Speaker 02

  Okay, bud.

• 1:18:29Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think our ecosystem's getting there?

• 1:18:32Speaker 02

  I mean, listen, your podcasts and all, every, all these guys' stand-ups.

• 1:18:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:39Speaker 02

  Shows and acts are so huge.

• 1:18:42Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I'm, I bet you money that Handsome does better numbers than most TV shows.

• 1:18:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're a year and a half in and I'm thirty million, we have thirty million downloads.

• 1:18:52Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:18:52Speaker 02

  I mean, that's...

• 1:18:53Bobby Lee?

  So you're the biggest, you're, you do more than most TV shows.

• 1:18:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:57Bobby Lee?

  Probably, right, or all of them.

• 1:18:59Speaker 02

  Or not all, I mean, there's plenty of huge TV shows, but

• 1:19:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean.

• 1:19:02Speaker 02

  These days, yes.

• 1:19:03Bobby Lee?

  Like Bad, like Bad Friends is top sometimes 15 comedy, right?

• 1:19:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:19:08Bobby Lee?

  And we can say that we do better than most TV shows.

• 1:19:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:19:11Bobby Lee?

  Right? And it's like, um, I wish Hollywood would recognize that.

• 1:19:15Speaker 02

  They would, it's, it's starting, don't you think?

• 1:19:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's starting, it's starting, it's starting, I'm working on it, I'm working on it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're seeing it.

• 1:19:22Bobby Lee?

  Look at her, killing it.

• 1:19:23Speaker 02

  Look at that.

• 1:19:24Bobby Lee?

  So Fortune Feimster has a Netflix special called Crushing It.

• 1:19:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:19:28Bobby Lee?

  It came out already, right?

• 1:19:30Speaker 02

  It's on Netflix?

• 1:19:31Bobby Lee?

  It's on Netflix, go fucking check it out, man.

• 1:19:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was awesome.

• 1:19:34Bobby Lee?

  And you're proud of it?

• 1:19:35Speaker 02

  I'm really proud of it. It's my third hour.

• 1:19:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:19:39Speaker 02

  I'm proud of all of them for different reasons.

• 1:19:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:42Speaker 02

  But they all kind of follow a timeline in my life. A lot of fun stories.

• 1:19:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:47Speaker 02

  This one's probably the most elevated version, just wearing a suit and the shininess of it.

• 1:19:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:52Speaker 02

  Um.

• 1:19:53Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow.

• 1:19:54Speaker 02

  Put a lot of time in.

• 1:19:54Bobby Lee?

  Do you get nervous? Cause I'm shooting my first one soon. Is you get nervous?

• 1:19:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, for sure.

• 1:19:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm so nervous about now.

• 1:20:00Speaker 02

  I don't get nervous about just regular shows, but filming for sure.

• 1:20:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm like, it's now I have to like, oh, like this joke, this guy, I gotta go here, you know what I mean? And what do I try to say here?

• 1:20:09Speaker 02

  Well, you have to remember you get two shots at it, right? You're doing two. Oh, see.

• 1:20:13Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna do four.

• 1:20:14Speaker 02

  That's amazing. Then you'll have so many chances to get it right.

• 1:20:17Bobby Lee?

  And one of them, I'm gonna, my last one, I'm gonna give my, the, give myself the, the, the opportunity to just go crazy.

• 1:20:25Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, I was gonna say, like, do one where you're like, by the book.

• 1:20:28Bobby Lee?

  By the book.

• 1:20:29Speaker 02

  Like, this is all the joke.

• 1:20:30Bobby Lee?

  I think the first two, by the book, the next two, crazy.

• 1:20:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, because you want, you want the baseline.

• 1:20:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:35Speaker 02

  To always come back to.

• 1:20:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:37Speaker 02

  And then, and then let yourself.

• 1:20:38Bobby Lee?

  And you wear the, you get a different, the same suit a bunch of times.

• 1:20:42Speaker 02

  That I had, yeah, I had one suit, two different shirts, but I only filmed two shows.

• 1:20:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:20:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:20:47Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 1:20:48Speaker 02

  In the same night.

• 1:20:49Bobby Lee?

  Well, how did you feel about this podcast?

• 1:20:51Speaker 02

  I felt it went great. How did you feel?

• 1:20:54Bobby Lee?

  I thought the time flew by.

• 1:20:56Speaker 02

  It sure did.

• 1:20:57Bobby Lee?

  I thought that we, a lot of times, I struggle with it.

• 1:21:00Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:21:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:21:01Speaker 02

  I didn't.

• 1:21:02Bobby Lee?

  No, this was the opposite. He doesn't have fun with the guests. Yeah.

• 1:21:05Speaker 02

  Oh, look at us. That would have been our Chelsea Lately Day.

• 1:21:08Bobby Lee?

  Our Chelsea Lately Day.

• 1:21:08Speaker 02

  Look at my boob. My one boob is really popping.

• 1:21:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why is my head on your boob?

• 1:21:13Speaker 02

  I don't know, but it looks like I have giant knuckles. And I really, and I don't, though.

• 1:21:19Bobby Lee?

  You don't?

• 1:21:20Speaker 02

  No, that was, maybe that was a push-up bra.

• 1:21:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:23Speaker 02

  Wow. You seem very happy to be resting on my boob.

• 1:21:28Bobby Lee?

  No, I was just like, this is a future star. I want to get close.

• 1:21:30Speaker 02

  We look, we look like a couple.

• 1:21:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:21:34Speaker 02

  Aww.

• 1:21:35Bobby Lee?

  We look so different now.

• 1:21:36Speaker 02

  We look young.

• 1:21:37Bobby Lee?

  So young. That's Chelsea Handler?

• 1:21:38Speaker 02

  That would have been Chelsea Lately Day, yeah. That was probably 2013.

• 1:21:43Bobby Lee?

  How many did you do of those? Hundreds.

• 1:21:45Speaker 02

  Well, I was a writer on there, you know?

• 1:21:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:47Speaker 02

  So I did so many.

• 1:21:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I think I did about 60 of them.

• 1:21:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:51Speaker 02

  I think I wrote for like a thousand shows.

• 1:21:53Bobby Lee?

  Wow. And I thank Chelsea because at that time, you know, I had nothing going on. Like, there was no podcast. It was hard, dude. And I asked her, I go, just kind of promote, and she would let me on anytime I wanted to. So I really have a deep love for Chelsea Handler. Don't you?

• 1:22:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 1:22:12Bobby Lee?

  He broke a lot of stars.

• 1:22:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just talked to her a couple of weeks ago about that, that she gave me my big break.

• 1:22:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:18Bobby Lee?

  Zoom in on that.

• 1:22:19Speaker 02

  That was the last episode.

• 1:22:21Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Like, who's in that? Joe, boys in the back? Oh, Brody's there. There's me, Whitney, Josh, Ron Funches. Michael Yo. Natasha Leggero.

• 1:22:33Speaker 02

  Ross Matthews. Look, Joe Coy up there.

• 1:22:36Bobby Lee?

  In the back, yeah. Wow.

• 1:22:40Speaker 02

  Sarah Colonna.

• 1:22:41Bobby Lee?

  That was the core group, right?

• 1:22:43Speaker 02

  Uh, that's a lot of us, yeah. It was fun.

• 1:22:47Bobby Lee?

  And then there's a guy that I should mend it with. There's a guy. Anyway, um.

• 1:22:50Speaker 02

  Another, another version?

• 1:22:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, another version. Yeah, I can tell you.

• 1:22:53Speaker 02

  That's gonna be your thing is just mending fences?

• 1:22:57Bobby Lee?

  I think I've mended most of them.

• 1:22:58Speaker 02

  Okay, good.

• 1:22:59Bobby Lee?

  On here, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I've, yeah, I've, I've brought people that I've talked shit about.

• 1:23:02Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah? And you mended it here? Oh, that's good.

• 1:23:05Bobby Lee?

  Like Ari Spears and, yeah, that was a big one.

• 1:23:07Speaker 02

  Oh, I, yeah, I remember that.

• 1:23:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now him and I are very close.

• 1:23:10Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:23:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's gonna come back next week. Yeah. Anyway, hey Fortune, you wanna, you wanna promote anything? Handsome podcast.

• 1:23:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:23:17Bobby Lee?

  Your special. What else?

• 1:23:18Speaker 02

  Uh, I'm on tour doing.

• 1:23:19Bobby Lee?

  Everyone check her out on her tour, guys.

• 1:23:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm on tour, uh, so many, so many cities, Fortune Feimster.

• 1:23:25Bobby Lee?

  Everything. Taking care of biscuits.

• 1:23:27Speaker 02

  That's the one.

• 1:23:28Bobby Lee?

  All right. All right, give Fortune a round of applause, everybody.

• 1:23:31Speaker 02

  Oh, and, uh, my, uh, radio show with Tom Papa on Sirius.

• 1:23:34Bobby Lee?

  Love Tom Papa. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.