Brad Williams and The Low Five

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• 2:01Bobby Lee?

  He's so small.

• 2:04Bobby Lee?

  It's so cute.

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I saw that first episode of that show, pretty good. Pretty good.

• 2:13Speaker 00

  Do that scene where the massacre, American medieval?

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:18Speaker 00

  That massacre scene?

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  When that girl was talking, the arrow hit her head, it was insane, dude. What show?

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  You saw the whole thing?

• 2:27Speaker 03

  Oh, limited series?

• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  It's called, um, American Primeval? It's on, um, Netflix.

• 2:34Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 2:37Speaker 03

  Tally it up.

• 2:38Bobby Lee?

  That had nothing to do with you.

• 2:39Speaker 03

  Do another one.

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  That's nothing to do with you, Dan.

• 2:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, I just like to know good shows. I like to know good shows, Bobby.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, um, well, what I was upset about was I saw the Snow White trailer, you didn't get an audition for that?

• 2:52Speaker 03

  Uh, no, no, no dwarves did.

• 2:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that is true.

• 2:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, I saw, how many are there? Eight of them?

• 2:59Speaker 03

  Uh, there, there, there's seven. There's been seven and we're all-

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  Why there's seven of them? There's seven of them in the movie.

• 3:05Speaker 03

  Once the first, once the first trailer came out for the first live action Disney, all the dwarf community was just sitting there going like, when are we gonna get our shot? When are we, when are we gonna get our movie? And then, uh, and then it happened. And then Dinklage said no.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  So what, what, Dinklage, is he the president of your people?

• 3:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  Why, why, why, why, why do you do everything that he says?

• 3:30Speaker 03

  Yes. More like a dictator. We didn't elect him.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, oh, so he-

• 3:35Speaker 03

  There was a coup and he just took over.

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  He's the pulpit of-

• 3:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  He's the pulpit of dwarves. We gotta pick him out, dude.

• 3:44Speaker 03

  Yes, we, we all are.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:46Speaker 03

  We all are, cuz here, cuz here's the thing, uh, they were all set to have dwarves play the dwarves as is good, so we could have, you know, work. And then, uh, Dinklage went on the Mark Maron podcast and said, are we still doing the Snow White dwarf thing? I can't believe we're doing that.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  That bastard, he's sabotaging your whole people.

• 4:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then, uh, and then Disney-

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  What's so funny?

• 4:10Speaker 03

  And then-

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  It's outrageous and it's gotta stop. Disney to a dwarf-

• 4:14Speaker 03

  They're not even employing. He's not even on the payroll. And they're just like, ah, Tinklin spoke. Okay, get all the dwarves out. Get them out. And then they replaced him with Snow White and the seven magical beings. Which if you, if you look this up, they, they, they look like a hacky sack circle at Chico State. It's just, it's just, it's just a bunch of loose fitting clothes, someone of every race, creed, color. There's one actual little person. Okay, cool.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 4:44Speaker 03

  In the Snow White and the Seven Magical Beings, there. So that was the original dwarves for the film, before they changed it? Yes. Does that not look like?

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  Those are dwarves?

• 4:53Speaker 03

  I know, there's one. That loo- that looks like if the rejected members of Yo Gabba Gabba. That, that is, that, sorry, I got, I got a, I got a four, I got a five year old, so it's. I got it. I got the reference. Yeah, you got it, exactly. Uh, so yeah, that, that was Snow White and the Seven Magical, um, D E I hires.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, and look at that, not one Asian.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  Wow, Snow White's Mexican. Wow.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  What is going on around here?

• 5:29Speaker 03

  And don't get me wrong, some, some, there, there were some angry white people that were like, why is Snow White Mexican? I'm like, I don't mind that one. I don't mind it.

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't mind that one either.

• 5:39Speaker 03

  One woman, living, living with seven other people, that seems pretty Mexican to me.

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you another thing. Is Gal Gadot the wicked witch of the witch, right?

• 5:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, she, yeah, she's the, uh, uh, mirror, mirror on the wall.

• 5:53Speaker 03

  And it's like, she's the fairest one!

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  How could she be the hottest one?

• 5:57Speaker 03

  And, and, and she's like, oh no.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  She's way uglier than Snow White, right?

• 6:01Speaker 03

  But, but see now, they've, they've switched it because in, in this new Disney movie, it's, uh, it's, oh, Snow White has better inner beauty. They talk about Snow White having more inner beauty than the, than the queen. And man, I, I mean, Bobby, you and I know lots of women.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  If I go to Raya, you know what I mean? They don't show you inner beauty in the Raya.

• 6:25Speaker 03

  And, and we, we all know women just will look at another woman and be like, oh, that bitch, her inner beauty is so much better than mine.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know what's crazy too is your wife is hot, right?

• 6:35Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 6:37Speaker 03

  So crazy. That's crazy. How did that ever happen?

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I didn't say anything wrong. Let me finish my statement.

• 6:44Speaker 03

  Are you mad because she's Asian? I got one of yours.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, she's half. That doesn't count for us.

• 6:51Speaker 03

  Oh, she would hit you.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  She's not half?

• 6:54Speaker 03

  No, she is, but...

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  It does not count.

• 6:56Speaker 03

  But it's a very sensitive subject there because she...

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, talk to her white dad then.

• 7:01Speaker 03

  Well, I wish I could, but no one can find him.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  They killed him, huh?

• 7:06Speaker 03

  Yeah. No, he's... No, he's gone. He's a piece of shit. He's a...

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 7:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's a deadbeat. And, uh, and yeah, he's...

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  And the mom's Asian, though?

• 7:14Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  What kind of Asian is your mom? The mom, I mean.

• 7:17Speaker 03

  Chinese.

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 7:20Speaker 03

  All right, give me your Asian rankings, Bobby. Give me your Asian rankings. Who's number one? Obviously Korean, because that's what you are.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  I don't have a ranking, but...

• 7:28Speaker 03

  No, let's get... Let's hear them. If Chinese isn't ew, let's hear your rankings. Rank the Asians, Bobby. Family Feud. Top five answers are on the board.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Filipino number one.

• 7:39Speaker 03

  Thank you so much, sir. That's good.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  It's for you, Gilbert.

• 7:42Speaker 03

  I'll take that, thank you. Is that... Is that because the Filipinos are mixed race?

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what you're getting at there. I don't know what you're getting at. I just woke up, so I don't know what you're getting at, but, um...

• 7:52Speaker 03

  The Spaniards created you.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, that's number one.

• 7:56Speaker 03

  They also created Mexicans. Spain, really like putting themselves out there. They created Mexicans.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Also, I love the movies. I love the movies, so Vietnamese too.

• 8:04Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  Platoon, Full Metal Jacket. I'm really into the movies.

• 8:08Speaker 03

  Big, big, big fan of that war?

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  I think it's my favorite war, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:14Speaker 03

  What's your favorite war? Uh, War of 1812.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  That's a pretty good one.

• 8:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a pretty good one.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  I don't know much about it, though. Tell me about the War of 1812.

• 8:21Speaker 03

  I just said it because I know the name. I know nothing about it.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  You don't know anything about it?

• 8:24Speaker 03

  I paid attention in high school.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  You know, when I watch movies like, um, say, any war movies, say, from Pirate Ryan, whatnot, right? You guys never fought in any war?

• 8:33Speaker 03

  Oh, dwarves?

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:35Speaker 03

  Not... Oh, you...

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  You never see...

• 8:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, we did.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Not one time. Here's another thing I want to say, too.

• 8:39Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 8:41Bobby Lee?

  Why aren't, why aren't you guys in the zombie, like when you guys get bitten by zombies, you guys aren't, you know guys don't turn into zombies?

• 8:47Speaker 03

  We're underground. We're hiding. We forge.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  I don't get, oh, so, wait, no, that's not, no, that's not a zombie people in.

• 8:58Speaker 03

  That's, yeah, that's like a different type of dwarf. There, there's.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  They're not even dwarves.

• 9:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  So is a hobbit a dwarf?

• 9:04Speaker 03

  Hobbit is not a dwarf, but there are dwarves.

• 9:06Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to talk, you know what, I, I woke, I can't, I woke up, in my head, I was like, don't.

• 9:11Speaker 03

  Talk about dwarves? Dude, you went hot, right?

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  I didn't realize what my rule was. I was like, don't do it because he always gets, it always comes up, the dwarves them, so don't do it. And I opened it with Snow White, that was my fault. I was confused.

• 9:26Speaker 03

  No, but I got to rant on Dinklage, so I like it.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we gotta take him out, dude.

• 9:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  Where does he live?

• 9:32Speaker 03

  I don't know, he never comes to the meeting.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you've never met him?

• 9:35Speaker 03

  I've nev- I've never met him.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there's no like meeting you guys have?

• 9:39Speaker 03

  We, we have meetings.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  No, you really, you really do have meetings?

• 9:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm going to one in July.

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, and who goes to that one?

• 9:46Speaker 03

  Little people, hopefully.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  Which ones? What are the fam- give me the famous ones. Well, okay, we'll talk about dwarves, it's a little bit longer.

• 9:53Speaker 03

  We'll break it a little bit.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  It's a little bit, a little bit longer.

• 9:56Speaker 03

  Just this once, Bobby, I'll talk about it.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  Well, let's switch gears, let's switch gears, okay? I'm so sorry.

• 10:01Speaker 03

  Whatever you want, it's okay, it's your show.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, it's our show, you know, and, um.

• 10:06Speaker 03

  I feel, I, I feel like I just woke you up.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Why, no, are those the famous ones?

• 10:11Speaker 03

  Oh, great, I'm not even on the list. We'll find you, don't worry, we'll find you. Tyrion Lannister, fucking, Dinklage's character is on the list.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  How are you not on that list?

• 10:21Speaker 03

  I should be on the list, there's multiples that are dead.

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, which ones? Who's Angelo Rosazito? Angelo Rosazito.

• 10:29Speaker 03

  Vern Troyer, dead. Billy Barty, dead. Hervé Villaché, dead.

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  Two eleven.

• 10:35Speaker 03

  Kenny Baker, dead.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, Angelo Rosazito, do you know him?

• 10:39Speaker 03

  I don't know Angelo.

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's two eleven.

• 10:43Speaker 03

  That's, that's pushing it.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  He has double.

• 10:46Speaker 03

  Of what?

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that is pushing it of what?

• 10:48Speaker 03

  That's pushing it to nothing.

• 10:51Bobby Lee?

  He's trying to be something.

• 10:52Speaker 03

  Pushing it on living.

• 10:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, what are you doing, dude?

• 10:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:55Speaker 00

  What are you doing?

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:56Speaker 00

  Get off this list.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  We want you to exist. Right? And a really good observation, Gilbert.

• 11:02Speaker 03

  General Tom Thumb.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:04Speaker 03

  Dead.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:05Speaker 03

  I'm just going down all, I'm just going down the list.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  So, I mean, what, the, the last question I have about it.

• 11:10Speaker 03

  Bridget the Midget should have been killed by a lot of black dick.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  No, what's the line? What's the line?

• 11:15Speaker 03

  What? She tried, she tried to kill herself.

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  Is there a line of height?

• 11:18Speaker 03

  A lot of black dick. Uh, four foot eleven. No, sorry, four foot ten.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  That's the line. So, but if, but if somebody doesn't have dwarvism.

• 11:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  And the person's just four foot eleven.

• 11:27Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  Would that be still considered dwarvism?

• 11:29Speaker 03

  No, it's just considered Vietnamese.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  God, that's always, I always thought that. I always thought that, I always thought that.

• 11:35Speaker 03

  They're just, they're just really small people. Yeah, they're just very, very tiny people.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  Um, I have one more last question. I don't want to be rude, but you know what I mean? We'll move on after this.

• 11:44Speaker 03

  No, you're not, no.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, we'll move after this, right?

• 11:46Speaker 03

  You're not being rude.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, you've never done doggy style, right?

• 11:52Speaker 03

  He wasn't trying to be rude.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm not trying to be rude.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  Dude, all the time.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  There's no way, there's no way.

• 11:56Speaker 03

  It's my best position.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you stand completely straight?

• 12:00Speaker 03

  Exactly! Now you're using your head!

• 12:02Speaker 00

  Don't get angry.

• 12:03Speaker 03

  I'm not angry.

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:04Speaker 03

  You'll know when I'm angry.

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  So you do, you stand completely still.

• 12:08Speaker 03

  I stand up.

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  Stand up, yeah.

• 12:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  And she, she, she chooses her position.

• 12:13Speaker 03

  Yes, she chooses her height level.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  That's real good.

• 12:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's incredible.

• 12:16Speaker 03

  It's great, it's the best position to do with a dwarf. If, if.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:19Speaker 03

  If, if any women are listening out there and they want to have sex with a little person, uh, not me, because I'm married, but if you have sex with another dwarf, uh, uh, yeah, doggy style's the best position you could do.

• 12:28Bobby Lee?

  And I'm going to say one last sexual question, and I don't want to be rude.

• 12:31Speaker 03

  Six inches.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  But you've, no, I have not.

• 12:33Speaker 00

  Oh, hey!

• 12:35Speaker 03

  The Filipino was impressed.

• 12:36Speaker 00

  Wow!

• 12:38Speaker 03

  White guy's like, eh.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  This is not.

• 12:43Speaker 03

  Very like, oh my god, amazing.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's, it's not that kind of show. I, I don't know what you're doing, but that's, it's not this kind of show. We don't talk about stuff like that.

• 12:54Speaker 03

  Thank god there's not a black guy here.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  I, this is, I'm telling you right now, I'm warning you, I'm warning you right now, don't bring it up back up again. That's the kind of show we do.

• 13:03Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 13:04Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  Penis size, crazy.

• 13:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, who needs it?

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  What I want to know is, um, and I don't want to be rude, but

• 13:15Bobby Lee?

  you've never, there's no way, like, see, I don't even know how this works.

• 13:18Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  You've never locked eyes with a girl when you're having sex?

• 13:22Speaker 03

  Of course I have.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't make any sense, because if you're doing missionary.

• 13:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:26Speaker 00

  Walk him through it, yeah.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Right, I'm the girl.

• 13:28Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  Your head is here.

• 13:30Speaker 00

  Play it out, play it out.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, get out of here.

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  Sit down, sit down, sit down right now, sit down right now. I'm not, I'm not doing role play with you.

• 13:40Speaker 03

  I'll show you how it lines up.

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to, I, I know, alright?

• 13:44Speaker 03

  Let me pull your hair.

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, you sit down there. What are you doing, dude? Get up like that?

• 13:50Speaker 03

  Let me put a finger in your.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  No, I, no, I, please, please don't stop. I don't know, why are you talking this way right now?

• 13:56Speaker 03

  It turns me on. No.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on from it.

• 13:59Speaker 03

  Alright, Bobby, Bobby. Because if you look at me, look at how we're sitting. We're at the same height, sitting.

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:06Speaker 03

  My torso is the same size as your torso. So when it's for sex.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, guy, guy, guy, I don't know what you're trying to do.

• 14:14Speaker 00

  It's a hot claim.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it, that's a hot claim, dude, and I disagree.

• 14:18Speaker 03

  We're lined up.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  We're not lined up, dude.

• 14:19Speaker 03

  That's how it works.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you, you have a regular torso, it's just your legs are incredibly short?

• 14:25Speaker 03

  Yes, legs and arms. Legs, arms are tiny.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  Alright, well, you know what, we'll have to believe you, because we're not gonna do any reenactment.

• 14:32Speaker 00

  You want to stand up?

• 14:33Bobby Lee?

  Get the fuck out of here, dude, you little guy. No, no, no, don't even, get out of here, dude, get out of here. No, no, I don't want to look in your eyes. Let's talk about other things, I don't want to talk about this anymore, okay? So, um.

• 14:44Speaker 03

  He's looking away.

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  I've looked in your eyes before, guy. So, uh, what I want to talk to you about is, do you ever talk to Carlos anymore?

• 14:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, uh, we were supposed to have dinner last week, but we had to cancel last minute.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you still see him?

• 14:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Good. I don't. I feel bad about it, but I should, huh? I always think about him, though.

• 15:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:05Bobby Lee?

  I think about him all the time.

• 15:06Speaker 03

  He's a friend.

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  He's a friend of mine, too. I love him, but I'm just saying that... So, for those of you who don't know, Brad and I went through the Carlos Mencia, um, opening academy.

• 15:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, where I was there for four years. How, how long were you?

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  Probably that long, too.

• 15:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, and so, and people have their opinions, and that's fine. I'm not here to change them. I'm, I'm here to say that, uh, uh, I'm, I'm always friends with him, and I probably wouldn't be here having, having the success currently having.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  I 100% agree with you, but...

• 15:38Speaker 03

  That I, that I, that I would not be here. You would.

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  No, me either. Me either. Me either.

• 15:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  Uh, what I find to be, um, a little strange is, is that when other comics, let's preferably, I mean, I mean, more specifically, white, um, comics, when they get accused of stealing jokes, they're in the doghouse for about six months, and they get to come back.

• 16:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  If you thought, if you think about it.

• 16:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to name names, but there are many white comics that have been accused.

• 16:11Speaker 03

  Male and female.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 16:14Speaker 03

  And they, and, and, and the videos will come out similarly, where they put jokes side by side, and it's pretty obvious that there was some influence there, and they go, "Ah, shame, shame. Bad on you."

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  Also, I also, another, I don't want to name his name because I love the guy, but, um, there's another Hispanic dude that recently was accused of stealing, you know what I mean? And he's out of the doghouse. My point being is, is that, why him specifically? Because he did a lot?

• 16:40Speaker 03

  I don't know. Uh, I, I wish I could answer that question.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

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• 17:32Speaker 04

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• 17:48Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 17:48Speaker 04

  We have blueberry muffin.

• 17:50Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 17:51Speaker 04

  We have peanut butter.

• 17:53Speaker 00

  Nice. And what are you eating there, Bobby?

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

  Cocoa, man, this is so good.

• 17:56Speaker 00

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• 18:08Bobby Lee?

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• 18:54Bobby Lee?

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• 19:13Speaker 05

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• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm willing to talk about my penis.

• 19:38Bobby Lee?

  I just don't want to visualize your penis.

• 19:39Speaker 03

  Oh, not my penis?

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because the way I visualize your penis is the way I want to see it for the rest of my life.

• 19:45Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, which is much smaller than yours.

• 19:47Bobby Lee?

  No, it looks like candy corn.

• 19:51Speaker 03

  Like, yellow, orange?

• 19:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't want, I don't want it to be...

• 19:54Speaker 03

  It's tri-colored.

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  But it's got like a little cute little candy, candy-ish shape.

• 19:58Speaker 03

  Tri-colored, it's dry, and there's a debate on if it's actually good or not.

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  Well, let's talk about candy corn, okay?

• 20:05Speaker 03

  Because I'm not a candy corn person. I think it's, I think it tastes like candle wax. I think it's horrible. And I feel like as a little person, my judgment on candy should be held in a higher regard.

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  That's interesting. Let me tell you something about candy. My little friend, okay?

• 20:22Speaker 03

  I like how I try to get high from there.

• 20:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I believe, I truly believe this, that you don't have, you don't have the cornerstone, uh, corner on candy.

• 20:35Speaker 03

  I agree.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  That came out wrong, that came out wrong. I agree, let me say that again, okay? I believe that my opinions on candy is just as valid as your opinion on candy.

• 20:44Speaker 03

  I would absolutely...

• 20:45Bobby Lee?

  Just because you're a little person doesn't mean that you have like other senses in your tongue or, you know what I mean?

• 20:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, because that's one of the weird things about being a little person is that every other race or whatever, they have some stereotypes, positive or negative, but usually they're based in some sort of, uh, truth or fact or even realm of possibility. Dwarf stereotypes are all fantastical. They're all like, we live in caves.

• 21:11Bobby Lee?

  No, I've never heard of caves.

• 21:13Speaker 03

  Leprechauns.

• 21:14Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever heard of caves?

• 21:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, because we, because we, because we're underground and we forge.

• 21:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, because you're doing the hobbit again?

• 21:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but the hobbits didn't forge. Dwarves forge. We like make swords underground and shit.

• 21:27Bobby Lee?

  That's not a cave, that's a mine.

• 21:29Speaker 03

  Yeah. Okay, so we mine.

• 21:30Bobby Lee?

  Is that not right?

• 21:31Speaker 03

  That's true.

• 21:32Bobby Lee?

  So it's like.

• 21:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  Like, you're not like a bear. You're like out down there with, like.

• 21:37Speaker 03

  We're a cub, really.

• 21:38Bobby Lee?

  If you watch, if you play like Skyrim, for instance, right? And you go into a dwarven, like, you know, ancient ruin. It's always sophisticated, um, technology and there's a lot of engineering going on.

• 21:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:51Bobby Lee?

  So it's not like a cave. It's more of like you would like to go and mine for like mithril.

• 21:58Bobby Lee?

  You know what mithril is?

• 21:58Speaker 03

  It sounds like something you've smoked.

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 22:02Bobby Lee?

  Do you know what mithril is?

• 22:03Speaker 03

  I don't.

• 22:04Bobby Lee?

  See, that's what makes me sad.

• 22:05Speaker 03

  I'm a horrible dwarf.

• 22:06Bobby Lee?

  That makes me sad.

• 22:06Speaker 03

  I don't know what mithril is.

• 22:07Bobby Lee?

  You don't know what mithril is?

• 22:08Speaker 03

  I don't.

• 22:09Bobby Lee?

  Does anyone in this room know what mithril is?

• 22:11Speaker 03

  A mithril.

• 22:12Bobby Lee?

  You know, EJ.

• 22:13Speaker 03

  Um, mythical mineral?

• 22:15Bobby Lee?

  Come to the mic and, and talk about mithril, my friend.

• 22:17Speaker 03

  Is it a mythical mineral?

• 22:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's like an ore that's usually like high level and like most like fantasy RPG games. Like if you get like a mithril sword, what?

• 22:27Speaker 03

  You know what?

• 22:28Speaker 05

  A mithril sword?

• 22:28Bobby Lee?

  Sit down, EJ.

• 22:30Speaker 03

  When I, when I walked in this room, I was wondering why there was no women. Now I know. That's rude.

• 22:38Bobby Lee?

  And I, I don't, I don't, I don't like that. Ha, ha, ha, to you, okay? I'll tell you, that may be true, EJ.

• 22:48Bobby Lee?

  But, but, you know, mithril is in the movie, The Hobbit, or The Lord of the Rings, and guess what it was?

• 22:53Speaker 03

  Which one?

• 22:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, Frodo would have died without mithril.

• 22:57Speaker 03

  Oh, what? I, I'm not a Lord of the Rings guy.

• 23:00Bobby Lee?

  You've never seen any of the movies?

• 23:01Speaker 03

  I, I've seen a few of them. I've been to Hobbiton.

• 23:04Bobby Lee?

  I know you did. You told me about it. You bragged about it. I saw the photo. That's on the photos.

• 23:07Speaker 03

  It was awesome.

• 23:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:08Speaker 03

  It was great. I went home.

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay. I've been to Seoul, Korea too. I mean, it's the same thing, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, right?

• 23:16Speaker 03

  Seoul, Korea, New Zealand.

• 23:17Bobby Lee?

  You've been there, yeah, yeah.

• 23:18Speaker 03

  Same thing.

• 23:19Bobby Lee?

  No, so that's mithril. So it's basically, um.

• 23:23Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  Bill gives it to Frodo.

• 23:25Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then, um, there's a couple.

• 23:27Speaker 03

  Is that the thing that makes him invisible?

• 23:29Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 23:29Speaker 00

  It's Harry Potter.

• 23:30Speaker 03

  Oh, visibility cloak.

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  No, I think there's a.

• 23:33Speaker 03

  Cross my nerd streams.

• 23:35Bobby Lee?

  No, there's a cloak that he wears.

• 23:37Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, uh, there's two instances where he could have died. The first, do you remember the movie?

• 23:44Speaker 03

  I remember some guys riding elephants into battle.

• 23:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's the third one, dude. I don't know what the.

• 23:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:50Bobby Lee?

  You're hopping around.

• 23:51Speaker 03

  There was a, there was a big.

• 23:53Speaker 00

  Those were trees.

• 23:54Speaker 03

  There was a big fight on a dam. I know that one.

• 23:58Bobby Lee?

  So, may I explain myself, my friend?

• 24:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:00Bobby Lee?

  Mithril?

• 24:01Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 24:01Bobby Lee?

  God. Um, well, do you remember when, um, in the first movie, when, um, what do you call those? Um, um, specters, they were like the human specters. You remember when Samwise, Gamgee and those guys were cooking bacon?

• 24:15Speaker 03

  Jedi Knights.

• 24:17Bobby Lee?

  No, you're doing a different movie, dude.

• 24:18Speaker 03

  Oh, sorry, wait.

• 24:19Bobby Lee?

  And it's a different genre, you fucktard.

• 24:21Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 24:22Bobby Lee?

  Damn it, dude. And then, um, remember, and then, um, one of them stabbed him, um, Frodo.

• 24:29Speaker 03

  Are, are these the Klingons?

• 24:31Bobby Lee?

  If you say shit like that again, I swear to God, I'm gonna kick your little guy out of here, man. And then, in the next movie, um, The Two Towers, no, it was the first movie too, when the gigantic cave troll stabbed him too, do you remember?

• 24:44Speaker 03

  Ooh, The Slytherin.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  Are you fucking around with me right now, dude? I'll be real. You don't watch any fantasy movies.

• 24:51Speaker 03

  I watch them.

• 24:53Speaker 00

  I watch them.

• 24:54Speaker 03

  I just don't make them the cornerstone of my existence.

• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you're not, that's not your favorite type of movie?

• 25:00Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  What's your favorite type of movie, Brad?

• 25:03Speaker 03

  Uh, I'd have to say thrillers or martial arts movies. I just watched a horrible one the other day.

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  A martial arts or a thriller?

• 25:11Speaker 03

  Um, martial arts movie.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  What was it called?

• 25:13Speaker 03

  It was, uh, the one, not, uh, uh, Tony Ja, but he was trying to get an elephant back.

• 25:19Speaker 00

  Does it, Ombak?

• 25:20Speaker 03

  No. The, the same guy that played Ombak, but he's trying to get an elephant back. And it's the worst movie.

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, there's an actual elephant?

• 25:28Speaker 03

  Yes, there's two.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  Somebody owned an elephant and they're like, it's gone, and now I have to get it back?

• 25:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, it was taken for elephants. So like, Tony Ja is a guy and his elephant.

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  Is he an elephant too?

• 25:40Speaker 03

  He's not an elephant.

• 25:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 25:41Speaker 00

  I think it's the protector, right?

• 25:43Speaker 03

  Yes!

• 25:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the protector.

• 25:44Speaker 03

  This was the worst movie.

• 25:46Speaker 00

  He protects elephants.

• 25:47Speaker 03

  It was so bad. Well, Quentin Tarantino.

• 25:50Speaker 00

  With Tarantino, wow.

• 25:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow.

• 25:53Speaker 03

  It was so bad.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  It was that bad, huh?

• 25:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's streaming for free on Amazon Prime.

• 25:57Speaker 00

  How do you steal an elephant?

• 25:59Speaker 03

  I don't, like, they...

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  With peanuts?

• 26:01Speaker 03

  There's a lot, there's a lot of plot holes in this movie.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  Don't they eat peanuts?

• 26:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah.

• 26:07Speaker 00

  Peanut tree?

• 26:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  And the squirrels keep stealing them, right?

• 26:13Speaker 03

  And stomping, stop, stop! Yeah, so that's him doing...

• 26:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:17Speaker 03

  We have a photo of him right now doing...

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  Exercising.

• 26:19Speaker 03

  Elephant CrossFit.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that, that right there seems like, you know, the elephant doesn't like it.

• 26:25Speaker 03

  That's gonna be in Venice in a few years.

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but look at the elephant, you think the elephant likes that?

• 26:29Speaker 03

  No.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  Hey, man, I'm just gonna go try to see... I'm just trying to get to the river to get some fresh water, what are you doing? And some guy's doing exercises on his tusk.

• 26:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Apparently those are very expensive.

• 26:40Speaker 03

  Hmm, yes.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  They used to kill them for the tusk.

• 26:42Speaker 03

  I know, they still do.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  Ivory, is that what it is?

• 26:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, ivory.

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  You know much about ivory?

• 26:47Speaker 03

  Uh, no, only that it goes well with ebony.

• 26:51Bobby Lee?

  God, that was a really crafty thing you just said, that's pretty much... You remember the song Ebony and Ivory?

• 26:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  Who sang it, sang that?

• 26:57Speaker 03

  Stevie Wonder?

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  And who else?

• 26:59Speaker 03

  A white guy?

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  Is that Michael Jackson? No, Ebony and Ivory.

• 27:05Speaker 03

  Ebony and Ivory.

• 27:08Speaker 00

  Paul McCartney.

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 27:09Speaker 03

  Stevie Wonder.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  And Stevie Wonder.

• 27:11Speaker 03

  Paul McCartney, I should have known that one. He's a Beatle for God's sakes.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. You like the Beatles?

• 27:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, who's the oldest person you've ever seen in concert?

• 27:21Speaker 03

  Cause I think Paul might be mine.

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  Ringo Starr.

• 27:24Speaker 03

  You, oh, oh, you saw Ringo?

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:25Speaker 03

  Recently?

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 27:27Speaker 03

  When?

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  One time me and my friend Craig Crawford, we were in high school, and Ringo Starr...

• 27:31Speaker 03

  High school? That was like forty years ago for you.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  And there we go.

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  Here we are. I knew this was gonna happen.

• 27:39Speaker 03

  What?

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  I knew this moment was gonna happen.

• 27:42Speaker 00

  Those you've been talking about.

• 27:43Speaker 03

  Talking about Ringo Starr.

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  I dreaded this moment, and now, alas, here it is.

• 27:49Speaker 00

  That's why we haven't had you on.

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's why I haven't had you on. Well, you've never done Tiger Belly?

• 27:53Speaker 03

  I've never done Tiger Belly.

• 27:54Speaker 00

  This is his first time?

• 27:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  How is that possible?

• 27:57Speaker 03

  I'm, dude, this, this was my birthday gift to myself. It's my birthday today.

• 28:02Speaker 00

  What?

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 28:04Speaker 00

  Let's go E.

• 28:05Speaker 03

  You see a dwarf on his birthday? You guys are all getting wishes. You caught me.

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  How old are you today?

• 28:11Speaker 03

  Forty-one, which is like sixty-five in dwarf.

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 28:16Speaker 03

  No, it's not.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  That just made me so sad.

• 28:18Speaker 03

  No, I'm good. Yeah, that's why, that's why I'm wearing a T-shirt that says Daddy of the Birthday Girl, because my, it's also my daughter's birthday today.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 28:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, she was born on my birthday.

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, I think we talked about the other day about, um, dwarves longevity in the green room.

• 28:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  Did I bring that up?

• 28:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, we're fine.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  I said, I go, how long do you guys live? And, you know, and it's not as long though, no?

• 28:41Speaker 03

  No, it's, it's fine, it's good.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I, I, let's talk about it.

• 28:44Speaker 03

  If you have my type of dwarfism, which is called achondroplasia, then for the most part, it's fine. You just stay, like, it's like, it's like everything else, stay, stay.

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, how long did R2-D2 live?

• 28:56Speaker 03

  Uh, look up.

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  Who's inside R2-D2?

• 28:57Speaker 03

  Kenny Baker.

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  Kenny Baker, yeah.

• 28:59Speaker 03

  When did, I, I have to know.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  I have to know too, I have to know when, so that I don't think it'll, it'll dictate how.

• 29:04Speaker 03

  Nineteen thirty-four to twenty sixteen, eighty-one years old.

• 29:08Bobby Lee?

  Look at that. Oh, is that the kind you have?

• 29:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, what a celebration. Oh, wow.

• 29:16Speaker 03

  Kenny Baker.

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's great.

• 29:19Speaker 03

  Wait, no, he, no, I don't have, no, he has a different type than mine. Uh, I have.

• 29:23Speaker 00

  How can you tell?

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  How can you tell?

• 29:25Speaker 03

  Because, eh, you, you, you can tell. It, it's.

• 29:28Speaker 00

  Oh, like Asians can tell.

• 29:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is that one of, yeah, we should start playing that game.

• 29:33Speaker 03

  I think he has.

• 29:36Speaker 03

  What kind of dwarfism? I believe Kenny Baker has something called pseudochondroplasia, which is a fucked up name for a type of dwarfism because pseudo means false.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:44Speaker 03

  Chondroplasia, which is like, I have a, I have achondroplasia. It's a fucked up name for.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Is there any way to Google what dwarves die faster?

• 29:53Speaker 03

  I can tell.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  That's probably a different way to frame it.

• 29:56Speaker 03

  Primordial, primordial dwarves usually don't live that long.

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 30:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  Interesting.

• 30:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, they're, they're, they're very tiny.

• 30:05Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  So, yeah.

• 30:06Bobby Lee?

  Let's not talk about, I don't know why we keep going back to.

• 30:10Speaker 03

  Ringo Starr, Ringo Starr.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  Ringo Starr.

• 30:13Speaker 03

  Oldest concert you've ever seen.

• 30:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, that's right. I said Ringo. Yeah, and then you made an old, old joke.

• 30:18Speaker 03

  Forty years ago.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then I, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

• 30:21Speaker 03

  When Ringo was thirty-nine, and that was the oldest.

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm only like twelve years older than you.

• 30:27Speaker 03

  I know, but.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's not, it's insane that you would even say something like that. Anyway, um, yeah.

• 30:33Speaker 03

  Because you're what, fifty-two?

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, whatever.

• 30:36Speaker 03

  I don't even know if I'll get there.

• 30:37Bobby Lee?

  You will. I hope so. It'll be a.

• 30:40Speaker 03

  No, here's, here's the thing about, I don't fear death, I'm just sad that I'm not gonna be able to look at Twitter the day after I die. Because I feel like the jokes will be, will be really good.

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 30:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  Or know your impact.

• 30:55Speaker 03

  And, and no, I don't care about the impact. I, I just want the jokes. Cause the, cause the jokes are gonna be like, oh, and here's his coffin, and they're gonna show a picture of a shoebox. You know, like, like, it's gonna be stuff like that.

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  I know, but they already did that with Vern Troyer.

• 31:09Speaker 03

  That's true.

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  Like, whatever was like, he killed himself, he jumped off of the kitchen table or whatever.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  And you read a bunch of those, right, and you're like, what?

• 31:17Speaker 03

  The thing about, the thing about also being a little, about being a little person, is no matter how I die, it will be funny. Like, you can make.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  I, I can come up and come up with some things that wouldn't be funny.

• 31:29Speaker 03

  Like what?

• 31:31Bobby Lee?

  The way you did, no, I mean, your death.

• 31:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:34Bobby Lee?

  Let me see if there's a death.

• 31:35Speaker 03

  What part of my death would not be funny?

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  Would be, would not be funny.

• 31:38Speaker 00

  Okay, you're at the eulogy, Brad's dead.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:41Speaker 00

  He's a ghost watching. He'll be the judge of your jokes. Go ahead.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not saying a joke, I'm just saying that there's gotta be an event that happened where it's gonna be a difficult time to like, um, um. Okay, you were, um, eaten by a shark. No, that'd be pretty funny.

• 31:59Speaker 03

  That'd be really.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  That'd be so funny, just, just wanna giggle, just.

• 32:02Speaker 03

  They would show gifs of, uh, people throwing chum in the water, be like, here they are, throwing Brad's body parts.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  That's true, that's true.

• 32:08Speaker 03

  To the shark.

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's, come on, that's really funny to be like, how big's the shark? And they're showing goldfish.

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  How do you feel about like, those videos where like, some guy's like, standing, you're right, and, um. Well, they'll show like a, of a dwarf like throwing a, you know what I mean, javelin or whatever.

• 32:24Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  And it cuts to a guy with toothpicks coming in.

• 32:27Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  Those kind of, what do you think?

• 32:29Speaker 03

  Those are funny.

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  No, they make me mad.

• 32:30Speaker 03

  They're simple, but they're funny.

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they are? They make me, okay.

• 32:33Speaker 03

  I, I think they're funny. I know the types where it's, where it's like, it, it shows a dwarf at a, at a gym working out with the ropes, like.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 32:40Speaker 03

  Doing the ropes, and then it cuts to a guy's shoelaces going up and down.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, those ones.

• 32:45Speaker 03

  That's pretty funny.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  You like those?

• 32:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 32:48Speaker 03

  I made one.

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you were in one?

• 32:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, it didn't, it, it, it didn't go as viral.

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  What was yours?

• 32:54Speaker 03

  It, it, it was my opening act, JB Ball was coming out of a shower and he was nude and I was like, ah, put on a towel. And, and I threw him a big towel and the camera cut and it was this like little hand towel that he caught and then.

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's fun.

• 33:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:09Bobby Lee?

  That's a fun one.

• 33:10Speaker 03

  It wasn't big enough to cover his, his massive dick.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, let's like, cut that out.

• 33:16Speaker 03

  Why? He's hung.

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  We're going to penis again.

• 33:18Speaker 03

  JB Ball is the very.

• 33:20Bobby Lee?

  We're not doing that to him.

• 33:20Speaker 03

  Hung comedian. We're talking about penis and dwarves again.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  We're not talking about those things again.

• 33:23Speaker 03

  Very funny, very hung comedian.

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  Um, you know what I find, and see if you can agree with this.

• 33:30Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  And I kind of have the same thing you have, not dwarvism, but like, I have this, I, I, I kind of have this thing where, um, it's a little easier on stage for us, like, especially if we're unknown, when you walk out there, it's almost as if like, they, they kind of like, already like you.

• 33:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  So when you go up on stage, you could just, even back when you, you weren't a name. You know what I mean? People were like, oh, you know what I mean? There was like a feeling of like a trust or something.

• 33:56Speaker 03

  They were.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  I had it too, where I.

• 33:57Speaker 03

  The audience was rooting for us.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  Rooting for us.

• 33:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  Now, how do you feel about that?

• 34:02Speaker 03

  About the, about the audience rooting for me?

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:04Speaker 03

  Great. I'll take it. This is a really hard business.

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:07Speaker 03

  If I can have any advantage whatsoever. Now, it, it, it's like all stand-up comedy where, and this is the same for you as it was for me, you could walk out and be the adorable teddy bear Asian that you are, and then the audience will root for you. But then, that lasts only for a minute or two, and then you have to actually have jokes. Like, it's the same, it's the same thing for me where it's like, I've, I've watched, I won't say the name, but I've watched a, a little person comedian bomb, and it is.

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 34:35Speaker 03

  Uh, no, if I say the name, he'll know.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:39Speaker 03

  Bleep it if you want. It, it, it was somewhere at a comedy club in.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  Well, don't be specific. Yeah, no, no, no. Would you do this? I'm gonna say something, okay?

• 34:48Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. We'll bleep it.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  Just, just, here's what you do when you're in a situation like this.

• 34:52Speaker 03

  Like that?

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  You make up a name, you make up a name, make up a completely different city.

• 34:56Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  And also make up a different, like, year.

• 34:59Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  Right, so let's, let's, let's, with those rules, I want you to.

• 35:03Speaker 03

  Oh, you know what? I could, I could say one because the comedy club doesn't even exist.

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  No, no, do this, no, do the game I'm playing now.

• 35:09Speaker 03

  All right. Use this technology.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  I just set up a game, dude, just do the game, dude, you know?

• 35:14Speaker 03

  Pepper.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  All right, so let's, I'm gonna go back to where we're like.

• 35:16Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so do you guys bomb?

• 35:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, I've seen a dwarf comedian bomb.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  What, what's his name?

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you make it up. You don't have to cover your mouth now because, oh, we're making it up.

• 35:27Speaker 03

  Why did we cover? Wait, why did we do that whole thing then? Wait, why were you explaining the rules of your mouth? We're like, he'll take me more serious if I'm a ninja? Is that, is that why you did that? Wait. Why'd you do this?

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  It's a secret.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  What's your laugh? Why you laughing so hard? So just now.

• 35:45Speaker 03

  I feel like. You know, you know the rules? Now, now I'm picturing Bobby as an NFL football coach, calling plays, but he's trying not to get his lips red where he's like.

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 35:55Speaker 03

  I write tight 37 all along, we can go.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so here we go, so that's, you know, so the rules I have it. So, um, do dwarves bomb in a situation?

• 36:04Speaker 03

  Uh, there was, I did a comedy club in Fairfield, California, called Pepper Bellies. It is since. Fuck. It is since shut down.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:15Speaker 03

  Pepper Bellies sounds like something you order off a Japanese menu.

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:18Speaker 03

  But it's not.

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  Don't, don't make the, don't make the, oh, don't make these little jokes in between because it's just.

• 36:23Speaker 03

  Pepper Bellies?

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  No, it just takes away from the story.

• 36:25Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, so just tell the story.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  Start over, start with something.

• 36:28Speaker 03

  Oh, so, oh, this is how we talk to each other?

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  Just, just start with.

• 36:32Speaker 03

  Without.

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  Just start, no, you don't get involved.

• 36:35Speaker 03

  You stay put.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  Are you, what are you, what are you?

• 36:37Speaker 03

  Stay put.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  What are you gonna say?

• 36:38Speaker 03

  If you cover your mouth, that's when you tell the real story.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I want a make believe one. So just.

• 36:46Speaker 03

  Make believe story.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  Ready, and it's a.

• 36:48Speaker 03

  I'm not good at making up stories.

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen a dwarf bum.

• 36:52Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  Can you tell me a story?

• 36:53Speaker 03

  Yeah. Oh, I've seen a dwarf bomb.

• 36:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, tell me.

• 36:58Speaker 03

  Pixie. There's a dwarf comic named Pixie.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 37:01Speaker 03

  Over at the, uh, Tempe Chuckle Hut.

• 37:05Bobby Lee?

  I love that room.

• 37:06Speaker 03

  It's a great room. Weird green room.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  It's a good, it's a little weird.

• 37:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  The green room.

• 37:10Speaker 03

  Weird.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  Because it's like ma- made out of marshmallows.

• 37:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's very strange.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:14Speaker 03

  But there's dwarf.

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  And in hot days, dude, it gets sticky.

• 37:19Speaker 03

  But there was a dwarf comedian named Pixie.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  Pixie.

• 37:21Speaker 03

  And her.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about Pixie.

• 37:22Speaker 03

  And her whole bit was that.

• 37:23Bobby Lee?

  It's a woman.

• 37:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 37:25Speaker 03

  She would have someone toss her on stage. Cause, cause the stage was too high. And then there.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  And then Pixie bombed.

• 37:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  After she was tossed on stage.

• 37:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, cause the guy threw her too hard.

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, knocked him, knocked Pixie out a little bit. Does that really have to happen?

• 37:41Speaker 03

  What part is real now?

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  What, what part is real? I mean.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  Did that really happen?

• 37:46Speaker 03

  I feel like.

• 37:47Speaker 00

  What part is real?

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  Did that really happen?

• 37:49Speaker 03

  Christopher Nolan sketch right now.

• 37:50Bobby Lee?

  Did that really happen?

• 37:52Speaker 03

  No. Oh. That what? You told me to make it up!

• 37:54Bobby Lee?

  No, but I want the real story, but you have to, you know what I mean? Just change the, you know what I mean?

• 37:58Speaker 03

  Details.

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  The details are on.

• 38:00Speaker 03

  Oh, the real story is that I gave a dwarf comic a guest spot.

• 38:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there we go. At, at, at the Tempe Chuckle Pot.

• 38:07Speaker 03

  At the Tempe Chuckle Pot.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  Chuckle Hut.

• 38:09Speaker 03

  And Pixie.

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  And then you gave Pixie the thing.

• 38:12Speaker 03

  Pixie.

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  And then what happens?

• 38:13Speaker 03

  And then Pixie proceeded to do jokes for my second album.

• 38:19Speaker 00

  No. What?

• 38:20Speaker 03

  And then.

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 38:22Speaker 03

  In front of me.

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, wait, wait. So let me, oh, oh, let, let, let back up. Let's back up for a second, okay?

• 38:26Speaker 03

  This is a true story.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  I know it is.

• 38:27Speaker 03

  This is very.

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  Can we just back up for a second?

• 38:29Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 38:29Bobby Lee?

  Um, had you not seen Pixie perform before? Then why would you do that?

• 38:34Speaker 03

  Because.

• 38:35Bobby Lee?

  It's just some Korean, random Korean guy that's at, at a club. I'm like, you wanna go out? Like, why would you do that?

• 38:40Speaker 03

  I've done.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  Cause he's dwarf?

• 38:41Speaker 03

  Yeah. I've done it multiple times. Cause I think, I, I, I think dwarf comics don't get enough.

• 38:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's nice.

• 38:48Speaker 03

  Spotlight, so I try to help them out. There's Pixie, there's a guy in Houston named Clinton Shorter. That's his real name. His last name is Shorter, and he's a dwarf. God's hilarious.

• 38:59Speaker 00

  I mean, the parents were assholes.

• 39:03Speaker 03

  The parents aren't dwarves, so he, their last name is Shorter.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  I knew a guy named Tom Chinkier.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  Which is interesting.

• 39:10Speaker 03

  Great con.

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:12Speaker 03

  Glad you made that.

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  And, yeah, he was, uh...

• 39:14Speaker 03

  Tom Chinkier?

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Tom Chinkier was like, really Asian. I just don't know.

• 39:20Speaker 03

  There he is!

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  Alright, Clinton Shorter.

• 39:23Speaker 03

  Clinton Shorter.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 39:24Speaker 03

  And he was in the audience of one of my shows, and I saw him.

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:29Speaker 03

  And I like made some dwarf jokes to him, and he fired back. Yeah, that's him.

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's pretty handsome for a dwarf.

• 39:36Speaker 03

  That was the show! So, he's in the audience.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:39Speaker 03

  Of one of my shows.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:41Speaker 03

  And, uh, this is kinda full circle, cuz this is also kinda how Mencia discovered me.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but this is getting confusing, so it's like...

• 39:47Speaker 03

  This is the real story, by the way.

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, I know, but we're moving on from the Pixie story?

• 39:51Speaker 03

  Okay, maybe.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  Are we moving on from the Pixie story?

• 39:53Speaker 03

  I could go back to it.

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  I wanna go back to the Pixie, and then we'll go to this guy.

• 39:56Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 39:57Speaker 03

  Alright. Pixie, uh, said, "Can I have a guest spot?", and I said, "No problem", and then, uh, she went up and proceeded to do jokes from my second album, called Hi Ho.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  And the audience knew?

• 40:10Speaker 03

  No, they didn't know.

• 40:11Speaker 00

  Brian knew.

• 40:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, I knew.

• 40:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:13Speaker 03

  And, cuz...

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  So, so Pixie killed?

• 40:15Speaker 03

  No, bombed.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  With your material?

• 40:17Speaker 03

  With my, with my material.

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's even, that's a bigger shame.

• 40:20Speaker 03

  Yes! Cuz I'm like, "I've gotten standing O's with this shit!"

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow.

• 40:25Speaker 03

  And she's bombing!

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  And now you're watching her from the back?

• 40:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  Now, do you have the, now in your mind, cuz this is what I would do.

• 40:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:34Bobby Lee?

  I would like not bring it up, and just never have that person... What's going on there?

• 40:39Speaker 03

  Sorry, things are falling.

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what happened? Who did that?

• 40:42Speaker 03

  My phone fell. They're fired.

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  Interesting, dude.

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  Interesting, dude.

• 40:49Speaker 03

  It's really cool, it's really cool to see Dustin.

• 40:51Bobby Lee?

  EJ, what are you doing?

• 40:55Speaker 03

  He's embarrassed. Wait, he just described the whole nerd-dom that he was okay with, but now this is embarrassing him. Coming on saying like, "Well, actually, the Rock Thor doesn't have the strength of Thor with the Midas metal."

• 41:10Bobby Lee?

  Who said that?

• 41:11Speaker 03

  That we talked about.

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  Who said that?

• 41:12Speaker 03

  He did.

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 41:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember. A Menthral.

• 41:15Speaker 03

  Menthral, that's what I was going for, yeah. Anyway, so, the, uh...

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  The untracked it.

• 41:20Speaker 03

  Pixie, Pixie comes offstage, and I go up to Pixie and I go, because before, uh, I gave Pixie the guest spot, Pixie told me that they were a really big fan. And when Pixie came offstage, I was like, "Big fan, huh?"

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  And then what did Pixie say?

• 41:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  And you never confronted this woman?

• 41:39Speaker 03

  Oh, I did. I said, "Yeah," because I could tell, because most of those jokes were mine off my second album.

• 41:44Bobby Lee?

  And what'd she say?

• 41:45Speaker 03

  She said, "No."

• 41:47Speaker 00

  What?

• 41:48Speaker 03

  And I was like, "Now, don't get me wrong, I am fully aware that as dwarf comedians, we're gonna hit on some of the same topics."

• 41:56Speaker 00

  What are some of the topics?

• 41:57Speaker 03

  Fully aware. Yes, we're...

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  You guess.

• 41:59Speaker 03

  We're elves.

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  Gilbert, fucking guess!

• 42:02Speaker 00

  I don't know philosophy. I'm not gonna assume.

• 42:04Bobby Lee?

  What do you think, dude?

• 42:05Speaker 00

  It's about the economy. I don't know.

• 42:08Speaker 03

  I...

• 42:08Bobby Lee?

  How long their legs are?

• 42:09Speaker 03

  Yes. There are certain things that we, that we, that we will talk about. No problem.

• 42:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 42:16Speaker 03

  Uh, and, and that's totally fine. But when you tell a specific story...

• 42:21Bobby Lee?

  Sure.

• 42:22Speaker 03

  About me on an airplane, getting thrown off the airplane...

• 42:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:26Speaker 03

  Which happened...

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:27Speaker 03

  When I flew to Salt, when I was flying to Salt Lake City, uh, uh, yeah, then I'm like, "Well, that's, that's just the story that happened to me." So, yeah.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  So this, you were in a different city, this...

• 42:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:39Bobby Lee?

  But this could have happened, though.

• 42:40Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Um, somebody could have been like, "Oh, I got some jokes I'll write for you," and they just listened to your album, and then they gave them... Now, now, let's go back to this guy now.

• 42:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, Clint Shorter.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  Shortier.

• 42:51Speaker 03

  Great guy.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:53Speaker 03

  And, uh, so, I'm onstage...

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  And you, you didn't know Shorter at all?

• 42:56Speaker 03

  No. Um, I didn't see him at the meetings. So, I'm, I'm up there, and I see him in the audience, and I started cracking some jokes to him, and he was zipping them right back at me. And I was like, "What the hell?" And I was like, "What do you, what do you do for a living?" And he goes, "I'm a comedian." And I stopped and I went, alright.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  Come up on stage.

• 43:16Speaker 03

  And I go, what's the biggest crowd you've ever performed for? He goes, like, about fifteen people. And I go, well, tonight, you're gonna do four hundred.

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  And the people went crazy.

• 43:22Speaker 03

  Yeah. And I go, get up on stage. And he goes on stage at the Houston Improv. And he does about seven minutes.

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  I love that room.

• 43:30Speaker 03

  And, yeah, it's a great room. And he crushes, crushes.

• 43:34Bobby Lee?

  Of course.

• 43:34Speaker 03

  For seven minutes.

• 43:35Bobby Lee?

  Of course.

• 43:36Speaker 03

  And then, literally after the show, um, the management from Houston Improv came up to him and they're like, hey, we wanna start booking you on some shows and shit. And they got his number and he's doing great. And I-

• 43:47Bobby Lee?

  And you did that?

• 43:48Speaker 03

  No, I mean, he did that, but I gave him the opportunity.

• 43:51Bobby Lee?

  Did that.

• 43:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:52Bobby Lee?

  You know what?

• 43:53Speaker 03

  Love this guy.

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  You're his Peter Dinklage.

• 43:58Bobby Lee?

  Did you know that? You're his Peter Dinklage. So that's really good.

• 44:04Speaker 03

  He, wait, so he hates me?

• 44:06Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 44:07Speaker 03

  For, for, for the record, internet, I don't hate Peter Dinklage. I'm just jealous.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  The joke even further, but anyway, um, anyway.

• 44:15Speaker 03

  But no, uh, I'm, I'm, I, I was happy that he got that opportunity. Even more happy that he succeeded and, uh-

• 44:22Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 44:22Speaker 03

  Hope there's more dwarf comics that succeed.

• 44:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, I think that, um-

• 44:28Speaker 03

  Like, do you, do you want other Asian comics to succeed?

• 44:30Bobby Lee?

  My god, they, they all do succeed. What are you talking about?

• 44:34Speaker 03

  They're all doing way better than me.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  There's nothing I can do about it.

• 44:38Speaker 03

  So, he's trying to stop it.

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, they're, they're all, I'm just trying to, you know, I mean, yeah, yeah. No, I, I, I, yeah, of course I do.

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

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• 45:16Speaker 04

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• 45:37Speaker 05

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• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah.

• 45:42Speaker 05

  Uh, will Patrick Mahomes pass more than 1.5 touchdowns?

• 45:45Bobby Lee?

  Nope.

• 45:46Speaker 05

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• 46:06Bobby Lee?

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• 46:17Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  And you want to be winning.

• 46:19Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 46:20Bobby Lee?

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• 46:49Speaker 04

  What happens if you don't act now?

• 46:51Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 46:52Speaker 04

  Will you regret it?

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  I think so.

• 46:54Speaker 04

  What if someone beats you to the idea?

• 46:56Bobby Lee?

  That's not a good thing.

• 46:56Speaker 04

  Don't kick yourself and you hear this again in a year because you didn't do anything now.

• 47:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm kicking myself now.

• 47:01Speaker 04

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• 47:04Speaker 00

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• 47:25Speaker 01

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• 48:01Speaker 03

  I met my wife on an app when I was doing work in San Francisco. The app is called Field.

• 48:09Bobby Lee?

  I know Field.

• 48:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's for like, it's more for like sexual, like sexual, like, um, what you call it? Fetishes and stuff.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  It's for like niches.

• 48:18Speaker 03

  Like, yeah, alternative stuff. Like, I was told. Do you want the full, do you want the full story?

• 48:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, that's why I'm here.

• 48:28Speaker 03

  Full story's fun.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  Tell me the full story.

• 48:30Speaker 03

  So I, I had to move to San Francisco to do a morning radio show. I was tired, I was burnt out from the road, and I got offered a morning radio show in San Francisco, and I was like...

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask some questions. Is it before the Las Vegas thing?

• 48:43Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  Way before?

• 48:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  This is after Mencia?

• 48:47Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go, continue.

• 48:48Speaker 03

  Okay, going through the Brad timeline?

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:51Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah, and I went to San Francisco and I was on a morning radio show, and I didn't know anyone in the city, so one of the bits we played on the show was a game called Tinder or Grindr, where I would flip a coin every day, and based on what the coin landed on, I'd have to go on either a Tinder date or a Grindr date to meet people.

• 49:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 49:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I, and I did go on one Grindr date.

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  Was it with a guy?

• 49:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:15Bobby Lee?

  What was that like?

• 49:16Speaker 03

  It was awesome.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 49:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, he paid for everything.

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  But did you, was he...

• 49:21Speaker 03

  I let him know that, hey, like, we matched, and I'm like, hey, I'm not gay, this is, this is a radio bit, and he's like, no, well, we're still gonna go out, and I was like, well, okay.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Where did he take you?

• 49:32Speaker 03

  Uh, Yolchip Saloon, which is on Battery Street.

• 49:36Bobby Lee?

  Did you get drunk?

• 49:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course, I had two.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  Two is our is they taping it?

• 49:43Speaker 03

  No.

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 49:44Speaker 03

  We we we just went and we and we and there was a game on and he was like really into sports. We watched.

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, cool, cool.

• 49:49Speaker 03

  We ate wings. We drank beer.

• 49:51Bobby Lee?

  That's great. And he paid for the whole thing.

• 49:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, he told me how hot I was. It's like seriously, the best first date ever.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, wait, what?

• 49:57Speaker 03

  It was amazing.

• 49:58Bobby Lee?

  He said that you were hot?

• 49:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 50:01Speaker 03

  You don't believe him?

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  I believe it.

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  I believe it. Of course I do.

• 50:06Speaker 03

  Nine years ago.

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:07Speaker 03

  I was hotter back.

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, you're hot.

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about the Tinder. Then what happened Tinder? You went to Tinder?

• 50:14Speaker 03

  Then we were doing the we're doing the radio bit again and someone calls in and goes Brad should get on an app. So Field at the time was called Thrinder. So he goes, hey, you should get on Thrinder. And I go, what's that? And they go, that's Tinder for threesomes.

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 50:29Speaker 03

  And that's how it was sold to me. And I was like, okay, so let me try that. And I and I got on the app and I matched with two women and we were all gonna go out. And then one of the women didn't show up on the date and the other woman did and the other woman I.

• 50:42Bobby Lee?

  She's your wife?

• 50:43Speaker 03

  Is my wife.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but the two women had they hooked up before?

• 50:45Speaker 03

  No.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 50:48Speaker 03

  So it was just three.

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  So it was you and your wife. And then what did you guys do that first night?

• 50:51Speaker 03

  Uh, we went out to this coffee shop, which was right by where she lived. And it we went on the date with the with the with the expectation of, hey, we're just gonna meet, make sure we're not psychotic, and then go bang. That's gonna be what's the date's gonna be. And that didn't happen because it was literally fifteen minutes into the date. We're like, oh shit, I like you.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. And then do you guys fuck that night?

• 51:16Speaker 03

  No.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  How long? When did that happen?

• 51:18Speaker 03

  Third date.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 51:20Speaker 03

  Yeah. Second day, we're just like, we're still trying to make sure the first date wasn't just a fluke.

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:24Speaker 03

  And the third date, we went out to this tiki bar where, yeah, it was that was a good night. And then I was doing morning radio. So when I when we went back to her place, I didn't sleep that night because I had to be up for morning radio. That next show, I must have been horrible because I had.

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  You were fucked up.

• 51:42Speaker 03

  No, no sleep. I I was wearing the clothes from the day before.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 51:46Speaker 03

  My coworkers recognized it. They're like, why are you in the same clothes?

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:50Speaker 03

  Is it laundry day or whatever? I went, no, I had a date last night. So somewhere out there is a recording of me talking about the first date with the woman that would eventually become my wife.

• 51:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow. And then, um. Did you guys like hang out with each other every day ever since then or no?

• 52:05Speaker 03

  Like not every day, but a lot.

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  A lot?

• 52:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then when you, when did that radio job end?

• 52:11Speaker 03

  Uh, I lasted about three months. And then, and then I, I couldn't do it.

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 52:16Speaker 03

  I, I can't wake up at 3:30 in the morning.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  It must be so hard, yeah.

• 52:19Speaker 03

  That and I, I missed stand-up because I couldn't do stand-up. E- even though San Francisco is such a great stand-up city.

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  It is, yeah.

• 52:25Speaker 03

  Clubs like The Punch Line, Cars.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  Too tired, too tired.

• 52:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, I, I was done. So like, I, I just quit.

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  And then you moved back, came back to LA?

• 52:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then she moved with me.

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  At that same time she moved with you?

• 52:36Speaker 03

  Couple, couple of months after that.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 52:38Speaker 03

  But yeah.

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 52:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, so that's how, that's how we met.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  What a beautiful.

• 52:41Speaker 03

  And now, and now we have a kid and she turns, uh, and she turns five years old today.

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  I've never met your kid before.

• 52:47Speaker 03

  There's a reason for that.

• 52:50Speaker 00

  So fast. It was so quick. Extremely fast.

• 52:55Bobby Lee?

  Not just fast, rude.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I don't want to meet her either.

• 53:02Speaker 03

  I would, I.

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  I honestly don't want to meet her now ever.

• 53:05Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  In fact, there's a war now.

• 53:08Speaker 03

  You know?

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, there's a war between me and your baby.

• 53:11Speaker 03

  Not me.

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  Is that, okay, is that your baby that, oh, it's, oh, so you don't put her online or anything like?

• 53:16Speaker 03

  No, I don't put her face on the internet.

• 53:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:18Speaker 03

  Well, because I used to, but then we had an incident.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, let's not.

• 53:23Speaker 03

  It, it's fine to talk about it.

• 53:25Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to talk about it, no.

• 53:26Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  Is your daughter, I forget, do you, do you, you don't have dwarfism as well?

• 53:30Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, so she is.

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  You gonna have another one after?

• 53:33Speaker 03

  No.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Just one?

• 53:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, just one.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, cuz we're, we found out that we're kid people, we love kids, we're not, we're not baby people. Babies are hard, man.

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  I bet, yeah.

• 53:42Speaker 03

  They're very, they're very difficult, especially when, I mean, my job is what it is where I have to leave. That leaves my poor wife at home and she's gotta like hold it down and she does, she's amazing at it.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:53Speaker 03

  But yeah, that's tough.

• 53:54Bobby Lee?

  Can I ask you some more personal questions?

• 53:56Speaker 03

  Um. By the way, dude.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Did your parent, or your parents, were they dwarves as well? Is there anywhere in your family history?

• 54:04Speaker 03

  I looked, no.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  None?

• 54:06Speaker 03

  Couldn't find it.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  You're the beginning.

• 54:07Speaker 03

  Yes, I'm Neo.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  You're Neo.

• 54:09Speaker 03

  I'm the one.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 54:10Speaker 03

  It was really confusing for my dad, because my dad's like, there's no dwarves in my family, there's no dwarves in you, my mom's family, she's like, and my dad's like, what the heck happened here?

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  Did you have a good upbringing though, with your parents?

• 54:23Speaker 03

  Great upbringing.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I bet.

• 54:25Speaker 03

  Love my parents. And, uh, yeah.

• 54:26Bobby Lee?

  That's so great.

• 54:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were the Beaver Cleaver family. We were like, mom, dad, sister, brother, dog, and I'm the weirdest part about the family.

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, so your brother and your sister, obviously, they don't have dwarvism?

• 54:42Speaker 03

  No.

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um, what was that like growing up though in the house? I mean, was it, were they, I mean?

• 54:49Speaker 03

  So here's the thing, my...

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  What's that question?

• 54:52Speaker 03

  Well...

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 54:53Speaker 03

  Technically, I didn't really grow, Bobby, but thank you for bringing that up. No.

• 55:00Bobby Lee?

  You did. And I'm tired of these little jokes.

• 55:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, at your expense.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  You did grow, okay? Not a lot, but you did.

• 55:08Speaker 03

  No, it was great. Um, my dad was really intelligent in terms of how he raised me, where he wasn't in denial of my dwarvism, or he wasn't overprotective. He knew that I'd be bullied as a kid, so what he would do is he would, uh, he would sit with me and write comebacks with me.

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 55:29Speaker 03

  So then when I went to school, and kids made fun of me, I would make fun of them back, and they'd be like, oh shit.

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  That's how you did it.

• 55:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then...

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love that.

• 55:38Speaker 03

  Then kids would be friends with me, because they're like, oh, he just made fun of the bully. That was awesome. So yeah, my childhood was great. I got no complaints.

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  But now we live in a different, um, era, so I don't think your daughter is going to experience the same things you did.

• 55:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't think so, and so far, so good. Like, she goes to school, the kids are meaner to me than they are to her, which, fine.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  How?

• 55:59Speaker 03

  How are kids bullying you? Because I drop, I drop her off. First time I dropped her off, there was a kid that just looked up, and he saw me, and he goes, "You're not a real dad." And I was like, so I will... Punch that kid. I will bump my foot to the...

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  So funny.

• 56:16Speaker 03

  Yes, such a good roast.

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  Such a good one.

• 56:19Speaker 03

  I had no comeback for that.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a, yeah. That was so hurtful.

• 56:24Speaker 03

  All the comebacks, my dad and I wrote, all my time as a comedian, nothing prepared me for a five-year-old walking up to me and going, "You're not real dad."

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  Was he taller than you?

• 56:33Speaker 03

  About the same size.

• 56:34Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's so funny.

• 56:35Speaker 03

  It's an even fight. If I, if I would've shaved my mustache and beard, I could fight him.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then what did you, what was your response? Were you just kinda like laughing, or?

• 56:45Speaker 03

  Uh, I did the more like, so there's this, like, kinda speech I go into with kids to kinda help them understand, like, hey.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's, I wanna, I wanna hear the speech.

• 56:56Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm a kid.

• 56:57Speaker 00

  Say the thing.

• 56:58Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 56:58Speaker 00

  He really wants to do this.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  I really wanna do this.

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  So, this is, this is. I'm salivating.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  "You're not a real dad."

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  You would laugh like that?

• 57:19Speaker 00

  Uh, can we take it back one more time? Light was off.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, I'm director.

• 57:21Speaker 03

  Oh, light was off. Okay, sorry.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  This guy is like.

• 57:24Speaker 00

  Brad, we gotta just stay, stay in the scene.

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  That's not Peter Dinklage?

• 57:27Speaker 00

  Oh, no, this is Brad Williams, sorry.

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, shit.

• 57:29Speaker 03

  Lion face, hair, lemon face, hmm.

• 57:31Bobby Lee?

  Ready?

• 57:31Speaker 03

  Lion face, hair, okay.

• 57:32Speaker 00

  Action.

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  "You're not a real dad." "You son of a bitch." That's a speech?

• 57:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's how it starts.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay. "I go, 'You son of a bitch.'" "Excuse me?" "You heard me." "I did." "Your mom's a whore." "That's the only reason why you're here." "I bet you don't even know who your real dad is." "'Cause your mom's a whore." "A filthy, filthy, Korean whore."

• 57:58Speaker 00

  Whoa.

• 57:59Speaker 03

  That's in the speech. I say Korean every time.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow, which is an odd little.

• 58:02Speaker 00

  Be a dad in there for a white kid, but, okay.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  So, you do the speech? That's, that's all it is? You're a whore, your mom's a whore?

• 58:09Speaker 00

  No. Over, over.

• 58:13Bobby Lee?

  I follow him through the school. "Just remind him."

• 58:18Speaker 03

  Alright, we're gonna play Duck Duck Goose. How about Duck Duck, your mom's still a whore?

• 58:27Bobby Lee?

  Good speech.

• 58:27Speaker 03

  I tell, I tell, I tell the kids, like, hey, you see how that kid over there has like brown hair? That one has blonde hair, girls, boys. There's some people that are really tall and some people are really small. I just happen to be, I just happen to be really small. And normally, when I say that speech, kids go, okay.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 58:42Speaker 03

  And then they move on.

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  Has there been one kid that was like, nah, fuck that?

• 58:45Speaker 03

  Oh, there's a kid. The Bobby Lee kid?

• 58:48Bobby Lee?

  Nah, fuck all that shit.

• 58:50Speaker 03

  There was a kid, uh, so, uh, for my daughter's birthday, I took, I took her to Legoland yesterday.

• 58:56Bobby Lee?

  Yesterday?

• 58:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 58:58Speaker 03

  And there was one kid. Okay.

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I wanna hear this kid.

• 59:02Speaker 03

  So, we're in line for this ride. Uh, it's like a boat thing, you hop in the boat, you drive it, it's fine. It's fun. And the kid starts looking at me and there, he has two brothers and his dad with him. And they're, and they're all in line too. And he starts kinda being like, are you a man or a boy? And just like-

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  And his dad's not saying anything?

• 59:26Speaker 03

  His dad's like, hey, hey, son, that's not, you know, he's-

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's doing one of those?

• 59:30Speaker 03

  He's nervous as hell. He's like, oh my god.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  The dad is.

• 59:34Speaker 03

  Scared out of his mind.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 59:36Speaker 03

  He's like, there's gonna be camera phones, it's gonna be horrible.

• 59:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the, oh, right.

• 59:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, so, but I give the speech to the kid and he's fine. He's good. Later-

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  And know what's your daughter during, during this?

• 59:48Speaker 03

  She's just playing, she's just-

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  She's not even he, uh, yeah, listening, okay, okay.

• 59:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, she's in her own world, she's great. And then, later I'm having this moment with my daughter and we're still in line. And we, we, we like to give each other high fives and she, and, and she goes like, daddy, high five. I'm like, yeah, boom. And I do high five. And then the kid from behind us goes, well, it's not really a high five if you do it. Damn.

• 1:00:10Bobby Lee?

  It's a low five, is that what he said?

• 1:00:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's what he's saying. Thanks for explaining the joke, Bobby.

• 1:00:17Speaker 03

  Just in case you missed it at home.

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  Wait, that's also that was a joke that you were saying that didn't really happen.

• 1:00:22Speaker 03

  No, that really happened.

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  It's not a high five when you do it?

• 1:00:25Speaker 03

  The kid behind us said it's not really a high five when you do it.

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 1:00:30Speaker 03

  So I turned to the kid and the dad's just like horrified.

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  Horrified, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:34Speaker 03

  And I turn and I and I turn the kid, I go, yeah, you're right. It's kind it's kind of like if I looked at you and went, hey, smart five.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 1:00:44Speaker 03

  What did the dad do? The dad just kind of looked at me and went, yep.

• 1:00:49Speaker 03

  He kind of just nodded with like, I'll take that one. Dude, alright, for the record, the rest of the time in the line. Yeah, you're in the. The kids were, this dad was going through it, man. I felt for this dad.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:02Speaker 03

  He had three boys and they and they were just like, the boat, the boats don't have real engines in them. Like they they're they're just like being those asshole kids.

• 1:01:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow.

• 1:01:11Speaker 03

  Like the whole time and like Legoland isn't even fun and this dad's like, I I know how much the tickets are. This dad's like out like a couple hundred bucks for take these three fucking monsters to Legoland.

• 1:01:21Bobby Lee?

  That's why I don't have kids.

• 1:01:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  I'll have one of those.

• 1:01:22Speaker 03

  Yeah. Don't.

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but like, um, what here's a shame about the whole thing though.

• 1:01:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  The shame about the whole thing is is that these kids don't know, like you have such a specific skill set of talent.

• 1:01:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:37Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And what you do is so brave and I just wish I could just like was near you and just had like an iPad and go, look at how many people go went to a show. I mean, look at his skill set. Like he's, you know what I mean? He's so.

• 1:01:52Speaker 03

  It it's kind of like, it's kind of like when those guys get into bar fights and then the guy they fight happens to be like a UFC champion.

• 1:02:00Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right.

• 1:02:00Speaker 03

  It's like, oh, you're eight and you just went up against.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:06Speaker 03

  Me and who a stand up comic who we we have this skill set.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:02:11Speaker 03

  So, yeah, and there there is a part of me that, of course, I wish I could do that as well, but then I'd be a guy going, you understand how important I am to a fucking eight year old?

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can't, yeah.

• 1:02:20Speaker 03

  I I, so that's why I need you to do it.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  But does Peter Dinklage get, I mean, is he famous enough where?

• 1:02:26Speaker 03

  He doesn't get that as much, you think?

• 1:02:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's gotta get it.

• 1:02:29Speaker 03

  It never leaves.

• 1:02:30Bobby Lee?

  It never leaves.

• 1:02:31Speaker 03

  Never.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's what a shame does.

• 1:02:33Speaker 03

  So, so it's like.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  It sucks.

• 1:02:35Speaker 03

  So it's hard to really like, some people have asked like, oh, do you have like a, have you changed with your success? Do you, do you think you have a big ego, whatever? I go, well, it's kind of hard to have a big ego where literally like almost every time I drop off my kid to school, there's a kid that just goes, what's up with him?

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  And that's still every time, every day?

• 1:02:52Speaker 03

  Not every day, the kid, the kids are getting better. Some of the kids. And this, this terrifies me, Bobby. Some of the kids know who I am and they're like in third grade and I'm like, how the fuck do you know who I am?

• 1:03:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they know, because they have the internet.

• 1:03:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're big.

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, no, I'm just saying. When we, when Andrew and I, or even when I go on the, we went on the road, there's like 12 year old, 14 year old kids in the audience. I mean, they just.

• 1:03:16Speaker 03

  Isn't that terrifying though?

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  No, because their parents are huge fans, you know?

• 1:03:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  But, um, you know, I mean, they're, I, I, when I was 12, I was way, I was watching crazy shit. You know what I mean? Like, you know, like I.

• 1:03:28Speaker 03

  Do you ever go back and watch like a PG movie in the eighties and go, oh, that's a PG 13 R nowadays?

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:36Speaker 03

  Like, there's some movies back in the day where you're like, huh, and there's the obvious ones like big, you have like an adult woman is essentially wanting to have sex with an eight year old.

• 1:03:45Bobby Lee?

  Right, that's crazy. I never thought about that.

• 1:03:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's that going on in that movie. And then there, but there's like a bunch of others where like you watch it again, you go, oh, wow.

• 1:03:56Speaker 03

  I'm, I, I think I'm growing up in a time, or my daughter's growing up in a time where she's gonna get a little less than me. I'm hoping, so far, all, all, all the kids in her class love her.

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  It's great. She has friends. It's so cool. Like, I'm so, I'm so thankful. Cause I was like, I was like nervous.

• 1:04:14Speaker 03

  You know, as any, most parents would be that she'd go to school and all the kids would look at my kid and be like, oh, she's weird looking. And then like, not want to be friends with her, but everyone's like, everyone wants to be friends with her. And I'm just like, oh, yes, did it.

• 1:04:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, um, I told, I've told, I've told this story before, but I one time, um, worked with a dwarf. And his name was Ben.

• 1:04:33Speaker 03

  We worked on a movie together. It never came out.

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  What movie did we do?

• 1:04:36Speaker 03

  Something about penguins. Is it a penguin movie?

• 1:04:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:40Speaker 03

  What happened to that?

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:04:42Speaker 03

  There was some.

• 1:04:43Bobby Lee?

  I shot it twice.

• 1:04:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:45Speaker 00

  Wait, what was it about?

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  So, you're not gonna believe this. You're right, vaguely, I remember now.

• 1:04:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  So, they did a movie. Something Penguins, but there was dwarves in it. Were you one of the dwarves?

• 1:04:55Speaker 03

  I was one of the little people.

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:57Speaker 03

  That was, that was actually when I first met you.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then what happened was, um, I shot it. And then like six months later, I'm at the Comedy Store, and these guys, the director came to the store. And he goes, hey, can we talk? And I go, yeah, what's up, man? And he goes, you know the earthquake? That just happened, I go, yeah, yeah. He goes, you're not gonna believe it, but, you know what I mean? The editing facility was right where the earthquake went off. And I go, okay. And he's like, we lost everything.

• 1:05:28Speaker 03

  Ha ha!

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  The whole, the whole movie, the whole movie.

• 1:05:32Speaker 03

  Oh, my god.

• 1:05:33Bobby Lee?

  So, I had to reshoot the show. It was a pilot.

• 1:05:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, at some point, you were like hugging a penguin doll.

• 1:05:39Bobby Lee?

  That's right, that's why I remember that, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  It was crazy.

• 1:05:42Speaker 03

  Really weird thing that.

• 1:05:43Bobby Lee?

  And that was like in the time where I was like, um, this is before podcasting and stuff. This is like the bottom of.

• 1:05:50Speaker 03

  After Mad.

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  After Mad, before Pod, when it was dwindling down to nothing. And I had to take anything that the people gave me, you know what I mean? So, um, I didn't realize that you were in that.

• 1:06:03Speaker 03

  That's, I'm proud of you, Bobby. I really am, because you did not realize I was in that. Most people would just assume I was in that because there were dwarves.

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  Was there a lot of dwarves?

• 1:06:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, there was like, I don't wanna say seven, but.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:14Speaker 00

  Probably seven.

• 1:06:16Bobby Lee?

  I remember, yeah, I remember that, wow. I wonder whatever happened to that project?

• 1:06:19Speaker 03

  I don't, I don't even remember the name of it.

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember.

• 1:06:22Speaker 03

  What's the, what, what's a, what's a project that you're like, I can't believe I'm in that? Like.

• 1:06:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I have so many.

• 1:06:30Speaker 03

  Either in a good way or a, or a bad way.

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, I made them cut me out of the Underground Comedy Movie.

• 1:06:37Speaker 03

  Underground Comedy Movie, what was that?

• 1:06:38Bobby Lee?

  So, there's this guy named Vince Offer. He sold, um.

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  scrunchies or something on the internet. I mean, I, I, no, like, late night. What was, no, he had a product that he would always, on MTV, he would, um. Look up Vince Offer.

• 1:06:52Speaker 03

  Vince Offer, okay.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  And so, what, I was, I was in the, uh. Yeah, Vince Offer, that guy. But, but don't, don't IMDb him, go to his regular, um.

• 1:07:02Speaker 03

  Oh, this is the movie, by the way.

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  That's the movie, that, yeah. But go to what he was known for, so get out of that and go to, just Google Vince Offer.

• 1:07:10Speaker 03

  Michael Clarke Duncan is in this movie?

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Stack film, why'd you wanna get cut?

• 1:07:15Speaker 03

  He looks like the Shamwow guy.

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  That is him.

• 1:07:17Speaker 03

  Oh, it is?

• 1:07:18Bobby Lee?

  That's the Shamwow. That's Shamwow, that's how, that's how, that's what I was thinking of, Shamwow. Dude, what? Yeah, yeah, so, what happened was, I was, I'm an open mic'er in La Jolla. And Vince Offer, this is when Shamwow was a big thing. And I'm like, oh my god, the Shamwow guy. And then he goes. I gotta do his movie. Hey, man, I'm doing, I'm doing this movie, and I'm like, I had no agent or manager, I go. And he, I go, I go, yeah, and he goes, I want you to in it. So I did it, it was called The Underground Comedy Movie. And, um, I played the most stereotypical Asian guy in it, where, they, it wasn't in my voice, they dubbed in my voice. Oh, really? It was karate or something like, it was.

• 1:07:54Speaker 03

  You, you couldn't do an Asian enough accent?

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  No, the joke was them dubbing it, you know what I mean?

• 1:08:00Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  And then I did a lot of karate. Look at, uh, Bobby.

• 1:08:03Speaker 03

  Bobby Lee as Chinese man.

• 1:08:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god. Yeah, Chinese man. That's how bad it was. Bobby Lee as Chinese man, and I remember, um. I, I drove up to LA to shoot it. And I was like, oh my god, this is like, um. This is how movies are made, huh?

• 1:08:21Speaker 03

  Joey, Joey Buttafuco?

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:24Speaker 03

  Is in this movie?

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  It was crazy, and then when.

• 1:08:26Speaker 03

  Now, for the, the audio-only audience, there's, on the cover of this movie, there's two women. That are just look like they're having the biggest bowel movements ever, just sit.

• 1:08:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a shit movie.

• 1:08:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  Well, see if you can find my scene in on YouTube, can you?

• 1:08:42Speaker 03

  And and it says unrated, cuz it cuz this was back before we had porn just avai- just available on our phones 24/7.

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:49Speaker 03

  So to sell movies sometimes be like, this is the unrated version.

• 1:08:53Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:08:53Speaker 03

  There might be a titty.

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:55Speaker 03

  And we would buy a movie cuz it'd be like, ah, I'm 14, I don't give a shit.

• 1:08:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:00Speaker 03

  I'll just buy anything that has a tit in it, male, female, male.

• 1:09:02Bobby Lee?

  But this, like, they released it on DVD and then they called me and then they go, and I go, I had to sign something and I didn't sign it, so they took me out of the thing. But it was just like, it was like, I mean, I've done many of those types of movie. Have you, you, you, you done any shitty things?

• 1:09:17Speaker 03

  Oh, uh, I, I don't wanna call it shitty cuz there's actually some fans of it, but, uh, a random one was a movie I did called, uh, Hercules Saves Christmas.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:09:29Speaker 03

  And you, and you would think Hercules, right?

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:32Speaker 03

  The Greek hero? Nope. Hercules is the name of a pit bull.

• 1:09:38Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:09:39Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  It was a pit bull movie?

• 1:09:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was a pit bull movie.

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  Would you play in it?

• 1:09:42Speaker 03

  Uh, an elf. It, yeah, Hercules Saves Christmas.

• 1:09:46Speaker 00

  God, that.

• 1:09:47Speaker 03

  There I am on the cover.

• 1:09:48Speaker 00

  That poster.

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  Wait, that's.

• 1:09:49Speaker 00

  That's you?

• 1:09:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 1:09:51Speaker 03

  In the front.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  No, in the middle one.

• 1:09:53Speaker 03

  Not the dog licking the lady.

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  Or the one about, well, who's the lady?

• 1:09:57Speaker 03

  I, I, I don't know that.

• 1:09:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:58Speaker 00

  That Marisa Tomei? No.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  No, but that, that's you right there.

• 1:10:02Speaker 03

  That's me.

• 1:10:02Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:10:03Speaker 03

  No beard. Yeah.

• 1:10:05Bobby Lee?

  How much you get paid for that?

• 1:10:06Speaker 03

  Not enough. Hercules Saves Christmas, uh, the, it was produced by Shorty Rossi, who, if you remember, a TV show called Pit Boss, it was about a dwarf and two of the little people that saved pit bulls that was on.

• 1:10:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:10:21Speaker 03

  Animal Planet. They made it, they made a movie. Her, uh, Hercules is the name of his pit bull and, yeah, he saved Christmas apparently.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  And what sucks about these kind of movies, you know it by being at the Comedy Store.

• 1:10:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  Is they go there, these people that are making these movies.

• 1:10:37Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  And they always corner you.

• 1:10:39Speaker 03

  Yup.

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  Hey, man, you know what I mean?

• 1:10:41Speaker 03

  Yup.

• 1:10:41Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, I got this so-and-so attached, you know what I mean?

• 1:10:45Speaker 03

  Oh, boy.

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  Is this it?

• 1:10:46Speaker 03

  Here's Bobby Lee's character in the underground. You're so skinny.

• 1:10:50Speaker 00

  Oh, my god.

• 1:10:51Speaker 03

  You have a V-cut.

• 1:10:53Speaker 00

  Yo, you, uh, damn.

• 1:10:55Bobby Lee?

  I was twenty-three years old there.

• 1:10:58Speaker 00

  Dude, you're like jacked, kinda.

• 1:10:59Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:11:00Speaker 03

  Look at your arm, it's yoked.

• 1:11:02Speaker 00

  These are classic moves.

• 1:11:03Speaker 03

  And look at you backhand that woman.

• 1:11:06Bobby Lee?

  I looked so good there.

• 1:11:07Speaker 00

  Was it sketches?

• 1:11:08Bobby Lee?

  They were sketches, yeah, yeah. They're just sketches.

• 1:11:10Speaker 03

  You're face-fucking a woman right now.

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:11:17Speaker 00

  You look great.

• 1:11:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:19Speaker 00

  Hollywood.

• 1:11:19Bobby Lee?

  This is so embarrassing. I haven't seen this in years.

• 1:11:22Speaker 03

  And now the woman was like, "Thank you for letting me face-fuck you."

• 1:11:25Speaker 00

  Is this rated R, like she gets nude?

• 1:11:27Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember.

• 1:11:28Speaker 03

  You don't remember?

• 1:11:30Speaker 00

  Oh, oh, god.

• 1:11:31Speaker 03

  Bobby Lee just ripped off her dress, but.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:34Speaker 03

  It ended up not ripping and then she fell off.

• 1:11:37Speaker 00

  Wait, you're just in a porn.

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  It's like a porn.

• 1:11:40Speaker 03

  Now, she's naked, there's some titties. Wow.

• 1:11:43Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:11:44Speaker 03

  And then.

• 1:11:45Speaker 00

  The Shamwow guy.

• 1:11:46Bobby Lee?

  The Shamwow guy did this.

• 1:11:47Speaker 00

  Is one of your first jokes?

• 1:11:49Speaker 03

  I don't know who I feel more sorry for, her or you.

• 1:11:52Bobby Lee?

  How did you find this?

• 1:11:54Speaker 00

  I don't wanna.

• 1:11:54Speaker 03

  You just dropped.

• 1:11:56Speaker 00

  Dude, you're so, like, ripped.

• 1:11:58Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 1:11:59Speaker 00

  What the?

• 1:12:00Speaker 03

  Now you're fighting.

• 1:12:00Speaker 00

  Were you working out during this time?

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  No, I was just, no food.

• 1:12:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, he was poor.

• 1:12:03Bobby Lee?

  I had no money then.

• 1:12:05Speaker 03

  That's poor bod. For the dad bod, that's poor bod.

• 1:12:08Bobby Lee?

  Hopefully, that's it, right?

• 1:12:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's the whole, that's it.

• 1:12:10Bobby Lee?

  That's the whole thing.

• 1:12:11Speaker 00

  You're just making Asian noises.

• 1:12:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole thing.

• 1:12:14Speaker 00

  Oh, my god.

• 1:12:15Bobby Lee?

  So when they were releasing that for the DVD, I go, "I cannot be in this." Because I had already been doing, like, doing things. Like, real legitimate things, I was like, "I don't want that," you know what I mean?

• 1:12:26Speaker 03

  Was that before Mad TV, then?

• 1:12:28Bobby Lee?

  That was not even just, this is the first week I did stand-up, I ran into this guy.

• 1:12:32Speaker 03

  Oh, shit.

• 1:12:33Bobby Lee?

  In San Diego, in 1995. I didn't know how any.

• 1:12:37Speaker 00

  First, yeah.

• 1:12:38Speaker 03

  First project listed.

• 1:12:39Bobby Lee?

  But that's when it came out. I did it in like ninety five.

• 1:12:44Speaker 03

  Oh damn.

• 1:12:45Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And then four years later it came out. And it's because in ninety nine is when I started getting like the Tonight Show and this and that. And that's when I was like, I don't want to be a part of it. You know what I mean?

• 1:12:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  But yeah.

• 1:12:55Speaker 03

  Because sometimes that happens, like bad movies get made and then they get scrapped. But then one of the stars like blows up and they're like, oh shit.

• 1:13:02Bobby Lee?

  It was Michael Clarke Duncan.

• 1:13:03Speaker 03

  Release this.

• 1:13:04Bobby Lee?

  It was Michael Clarke Duncan that started blowing up and that's how they got like financing to get it out.

• 1:13:09Speaker 03

  You know, but you you know what I love about that is whether it be you in this movie, me and Hercules Saves Christmas, Michael Clarke Duncan was in the movie with you. Like this shows people like you, you don't just sign up and be like, hey, I'd like to be in show business now. And then they go, oh, you want to be in show business? Wonderful.

• 1:13:25Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 1:13:26Speaker 03

  Here's your role in movies and television.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  You have to eat.

• 1:13:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:30Bobby Lee?

  And so I did a bunch of like weird shit like that.

• 1:13:32Speaker 03

  It's all the same.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  And it's also like, um, when I, I mean, I did this one pilot audition downtown.

• 1:13:41Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:13:42Bobby Lee?

  And it was like a cattle call. And I remember, and I was just moved up here from from San Diego. And the line was, I'm not even exaggerating, it was an eight hour line where I had to sit wait in line. And they were just reading people and it was just one line. And I would go in, I would say a line and then I would leave and that was it. And and they saw probably three thousand people.

• 1:14:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:07Bobby Lee?

  Right? And it was like, in my mind, I was like, oh, I'm never gonna, how do you make it?

• 1:14:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How the fuck do you make it?

• 1:14:16Speaker 03

  Like you've been, you you've, I'm sure been on the same types of auditions that I have where because you're a certain type, like you show up and you're like, oh, here's a hundred people that look like me.

• 1:14:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:27Speaker 03

  And then.

• 1:14:27Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:28Speaker 03

  It's like a commercial because I've been on the dwarf ads, the dwarf commercial auditions where I I show up. It's a bunch of little people and they go like, okay, so the only time I had like, so in the show Entourage, there was like one scene where Johnny Drama like flips out on on the casting directors. I had that. Moment in an audition because it was for, uh, I forget the commercial, but it's it called for a little person that's like, all right, must be, must have good improv comedy skills, but must have great comedic timing.

• 1:15:01Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:15:02Speaker 03

  Must, but I'm just like, holy shit. Like this is me. They're describing.

• 1:15:06Bobby Lee?

  That's you.

• 1:15:06Speaker 03

  Me.

• 1:15:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:07Speaker 03

  And then I go to the audition. There's like 30 little people there.

• 1:15:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:11Speaker 03

  And we go inside and they.

• 1:15:12Bobby Lee?

  And let me like, do you know them all?

• 1:15:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:15:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:18Speaker 03

  Or deeper voices. I love how I've been, I've been talking like this the whole time and Bobby immediately just.

• 1:15:27Bobby Lee?

  Gotta be a lot of that going.

• 1:15:27Speaker 03

  Oh, dwarf talk like this. What if I just came out and then. Yeah, so.

• 1:15:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, so Bobby.

• 1:15:33Bobby Lee?

  Like a lofi.

• 1:15:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, Bobby, you go to these auditions, right? And there's all these other Asians. You're like, uh.

• 1:15:38Bobby Lee?

  That's different.

• 1:15:41Bobby Lee?

  That's completely different.

• 1:15:43Bobby Lee?

  No, what you're doing right now is.

• 1:15:46Speaker 03

  No, that's no.

• 1:15:47Bobby Lee?

  Every role.

• 1:15:47Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:15:49Bobby Lee?

  No, because it's like if I could do now a dwarf with a little voice and also an Asian accent.

• 1:15:59Bobby Lee?

  I mean, so we could do that too.

• 1:16:01Speaker 03

  Very true.

• 1:16:02Bobby Lee?

  Very true. My bad, my bad.

• 1:16:03Speaker 03

  Point taken. Either way, I'm doing the audition and you, you go, they're like, all right, we're calling you in. And then they go, oh, then they go, okay. Stack these boxes, take these boxes and take them here and then make a stack of them. And I go, okay, like in a funny way, they go, no, just stack the boxes. And I go, okay, so.

• 1:16:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I think this is gonna make me mad, I think.

• 1:16:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, so I start just stacking the boxes.

• 1:16:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:26Speaker 03

  And then they go, okay. And I go, what, what do you mean, okay? And they're like, no, you're, you're, you're.

• 1:16:33Bobby Lee?

  That makes me so mad.

• 1:16:34Speaker 03

  You're, you're done. That's it.

• 1:16:36Bobby Lee?

  That makes me so mad.

• 1:16:37Speaker 03

  And I go, why do the auditions say must have comedic timing and.

• 1:16:42Bobby Lee?

  They're just laughing at you.

• 1:16:44Speaker 03

  And all that. And, and they're like, well, cause I mean, it, it's just important to have those types of things. And I just stopped and I went, I've been a standup comedian for 10 years. I'm on the road, I'm doing shows. I know nothing but to be funny. This is all I know.

• 1:17:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:00Speaker 03

  To be funny. So if you want a dwarf to be funny, it's me.

• 1:17:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:04Speaker 03

  That's me.

• 1:17:05Bobby Lee?

  That's what you said to them?

• 1:17:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, I said, "Respect to all these other little people."

• 1:17:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:09Speaker 03

  They're not me.

• 1:17:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:10Speaker 03

  They're not gonna be as funny as I am. So, so if you want someone funny, hire me. If you don't, it's all bullshit.

• 1:17:17Bobby Lee?

  Did they hire you?

• 1:17:18Speaker 03

  Hire whoever you want to hire.

• 1:17:19Bobby Lee?

  Did they hire you?

• 1:17:19Speaker 03

  They did not hire me. Peter Dinklage. Yeah.

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  That makes me so mad, dude.

• 1:17:26Speaker 03

  Yeah. That's what this business is.

• 1:17:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, that's what this Vince offer thing was, was.

• 1:17:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:17:31Bobby Lee?

  You know, we just need an Asian guy to do an Asian-y thing, right? And he didn't, he never saw me perform. I was an open mic'er. He just saw me in the lobby at the Comedy Store. It was just based on me being Asian, which is like, just so annoying.

• 1:17:45Speaker 03

  Yeah. And then that's.

• 1:17:46Bobby Lee?

  So annoying.

• 1:17:46Speaker 03

  That's what I love so much about these podcasts and what you guys are doing now. Because now it's like, oh, you don't have to go and audition and be like, and do the stereotypical bullshit that just, that just hurts your soul.

• 1:18:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:01Speaker 03

  You're you. You're the most successful you've ever been because you're authentic.

• 1:18:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, no, I mean, I'm.

• 1:18:07Speaker 03

  You're authentic.

• 1:18:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I agree with you. I know, but it's like, also, I mean, what happened was, I don't know about, you know, little people. Can I call you little people?

• 1:18:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:15Bobby Lee?

  Was that what you say?

• 1:18:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's good.

• 1:18:17Bobby Lee?

  But, um, younger people, you know, that are my type, put their foot down and says, "We're not doing Asian accents."

• 1:18:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, and so now you can look at, you know, it wasn't me that did it because I was a part of that generation that had to do it. Like, I talked to Getty Wonanabi when he did Magnum P.I., he did Long Dark Dong.

• 1:18:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:37Bobby Lee?

  And, you know, we were in Hawaii shooting and I was looking at him and I was like, "Dude, I just thought you were like a legend because it's like..." And he said, "Dude, that was the only audition that we all had in years."

• 1:18:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:50Bobby Lee?

  So whenever they did, you know, the audition for Long Dark Dong, they all, everyone auditioned for that because that was the only thing available.

• 1:18:57Speaker 03

  The only part.

• 1:18:57Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:18:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:58Bobby Lee?

  And all these guys had such deep skill sets in terms of acting and this and that and probably training and all that, but that's the only thing that were offered to them. You know what I mean? And then that, as generations go on. You know, you have the young kids like Steven Yeun and John Cho and Ali Wong and all these people. And it just, they changed it, you know what I mean? Where they put their foot down.

• 1:19:17Speaker 03

  So great.

• 1:19:18Bobby Lee?

  It's great.

• 1:19:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then, yeah, cuz I mean, that essentially is happening with the little people right now. Is we had that transition where it's like, I, I think we're in the middle of it. Ultimately, what Dinklage is doing in terms of taking all the dwarves out of Snow White probably is a good thing for little people. But right now, it just sucks cuz it's like, well, that's the only parts we got.

• 1:19:40Bobby Lee?

  But let's explore that. Why though? I mean, if, if it's dwarves, why can't dwarves be in it? What's his argument?

• 1:19:47Speaker 03

  It's that it's exploitive and that it's like, we're, oh, so we're just playing little people? And that's like, we're just playing dwarves.

• 1:19:53Bobby Lee?

  But not just playing little people. Sleepy has his own like specific.

• 1:19:58Speaker 03

  What's my motivation?

• 1:19:59Bobby Lee?

  Yes, his own.

• 1:20:00Speaker 03

  Got it.

• 1:20:02Bobby Lee?

  I know what I'm saying is they're all individual characters, right? What's the dusty? What's one of them? Is there dusty? Is there dusty? Yeah, grumpy. Is there grumpy?

• 1:20:12Speaker 03

  There's grumpy. Yes. Well done. That's two.

• 1:20:14Bobby Lee?

  Let's zoom in. Let me read them all.

• 1:20:16Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:20:17Bobby Lee?

  All right. So you have bashful?

• 1:20:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so not every dwarf is gonna get bashful.

• 1:20:23Speaker 03

  Correct.

• 1:20:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do bashful.

• 1:20:25Speaker 03

  Do bashful?

• 1:20:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is bashful?

• 1:20:26Speaker 03

  It's your audition.

• 1:20:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's, let's say I'm casting, I'm casting Snow White. Okay, and um, um, good to see you, Brad Williams. We saw you at the Comedy Store a couple of weeks ago.

• 1:20:37Speaker 03

  Oh, thank you.

• 1:20:37Bobby Lee?

  We're like, oh, my guy. So um, we decided you're just gonna read for everything.

• 1:20:41Speaker 03

  Oh, wonderful.

• 1:20:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we just wanna see what dwarf you could be.

• 1:20:44Speaker 03

  Can't wait.

• 1:20:44Bobby Lee?

  Um, can you do sneezy for me?

• 1:20:47Speaker 03

  Wow, that was fantastic.

• 1:20:49Bobby Lee?

  Right, don't you think? That was very good.

• 1:20:50Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 1:20:50Bobby Lee?

  Can you do sleepy, please? I don't know.

• 1:20:55Bobby Lee?

  Well, Joe earlier did a better sleepy.

• 1:20:56Speaker 03

  Bigger yawn.

• 1:20:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, better. Yeah. Anyway, happy? Okay. Yeah, no problem. I'll do happy. But there's bitterness in his eyes.

• 1:21:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think sneaky, I think sneezy's.

• 1:21:06Speaker 03

  Sneaky's bitter. That's the age of the guy.

• 1:21:09Bobby Lee?

  That's that Japanese. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we're doing, we're casting for both. We're casting. For the Asian. Okay, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:17Speaker 03

  I can be sneaky.

• 1:21:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so like, because we have a slanty. For the Japanese version, we have a slanty. Chinky. We have a chinky. Nippy. We have sneaky, we have nippy. You know what I mean?

• 1:21:29Speaker 03

  So we have. For the audio, for the audio audience, the Asians are only making those jokes.

• 1:21:33Bobby Lee?

  No, Brad said a couple, that's fine. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:35Speaker 03

  In my head. In my head.

• 1:21:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, anyway, can we do, Doc, we got cast, that Peter Dinklage is doing Doc. Yeah, we're giving him Doc. We offered him Doc.

• 1:21:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's a leader.

• 1:21:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, grumpy.

• 1:21:49Speaker 03

  What the fuck, man? Really? Grumpy, grumpy. You want me to be grumpy? That's it. It's just grumpy. Oh, yeah, my, my first audition in four, in four fucking years, and it has to be for the little people. Okay, and you just gave the part to Dinklage?

• 1:22:02Bobby Lee?

  It's cut. When does the audition for grumpy start? We, that was it. You got the part.

• 1:22:08Speaker 03

  Oh, alright.

• 1:22:09Bobby Lee?

  Although, we just talked and. Yeah, let's have him move these two boxes. No, no, no. No, no. That's not what it is.

• 1:22:16Speaker 03

  But can he move boxes?

• 1:22:17Bobby Lee?

  You know, what we decided is that we would like to read the Japanese version.

• 1:22:23Bobby Lee?

  Let's try, hey, let's try slanty for that. Oh, boy. Can we do slanty? We're gonna go on livestream as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:31Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 1:22:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:33Speaker 03

  Goodbye, S and L. It's never gonna happen. Here we go.

• 1:22:36Bobby Lee?

  That's great. So, and we're done. So, what I'm saying is as though that why, it's more offensive to have, you know, regular, how do you, what do you call? Average size. Average sized people.

• 1:22:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, we call you reachers.

• 1:22:49Bobby Lee?

  Reacher.

• 1:22:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:51Bobby Lee?

  To be, because it's like, to me, it's like, it's like, if they were casting a live action Mulan, and then they didn't put Asians in it.

• 1:22:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:23:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, they put Tom Cruise as the samurai.

• 1:23:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's another thing. Why does the last of every people in a movie is a white guy?

• 1:23:09Speaker 03

  Last of the Mohicans, white guy. Last Samurai, white guy.

• 1:23:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man. Similar, but the Great Wall.

• 1:23:15Speaker 03

  Starting Matt Damon.

• 1:23:17Bobby Lee?

  As the man that saves China. Yeah.

• 1:23:19Speaker 03

  Is that Pedro Pascal?

• 1:23:21Bobby Lee?

  I think early on, yeah.

• 1:23:22Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:23:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why is that? Why is the last guy the savior have to be a white guy?

• 1:23:28Speaker 03

  Okay, uh, was the last airbender white?

• 1:23:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I don't, I don't know.

• 1:23:32Speaker 03

  I'm not.

• 1:23:32Bobby Lee?

  He's Asian.

• 1:23:33Speaker 03

  Uh, the la- the last, the last action hero, white guy.

• 1:23:36Bobby Lee?

  White guy.

• 1:23:37Speaker 03

  Uh, the last.

• 1:23:38Bobby Lee?

  No, but that last action hero could be a white guy. I'm just saying the last samurai should be an Asian person.

• 1:23:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:23:43Bobby Lee?

  The last Mohikum should be a native person.

• 1:23:45Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:23:46Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, let's go, let's, that's a different conver- conversation, but, but, um, I, you know, I just, I just think that, um.

• 1:23:53Speaker 03

  Now, now.

• 1:23:54Bobby Lee?

  What about the, what, the movie, I, I read for, um, the, the Time Bandits.

• 1:24:00Speaker 03

  Oh, Time Bandits, yeah, yeah, yeah. There, yeah, there's a little person in that one.

• 1:24:03Bobby Lee?

  I know, I don't think they cast, did they cast all little people? Look up the cast, cause, cause the original Time Bandits was all dwarves, right?

• 1:24:10Speaker 03

  Oh, there's a remake?

• 1:24:11Bobby Lee?

  There's a remake.

• 1:24:12Speaker 03

  Oh. Those are some.

• 1:24:14Bobby Lee?

  Those are, that's, yeah, that was the old ones. Give me the, give me the, um, remake. The Apple one, right? The Apple Time Bandits, yeah.

• 1:24:20Speaker 03

  Oh, there's an Apple Time Bandits?

• 1:24:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You didn't get the, uh? Yeah, I got it. I auditioned.

• 1:24:25Speaker 03

  Oh, so that's.

• 1:24:25Bobby Lee?

  And I asked my agent, I go, is there gonna be, um?

• 1:24:29Speaker 03

  They replaced us with Asians?

• 1:24:30Bobby Lee?

  I think they did. Oh, they're just, oh, they're just regular people. They're, they're average size. They're Reachers.

• 1:24:35Speaker 03

  So now, so now I, now I feel like a fucking worker in, in the Midwest.

• 1:24:40Bobby Lee?

  Like Lisa Kudrow is one of the.

• 1:24:42Speaker 03

  Lisa Kudrow?

• 1:24:42Bobby Lee?

  Like, that's them. That's, yeah, those are the Time Bandits.

• 1:24:44Speaker 03

  No dwarves!

• 1:24:45Bobby Lee?

  A bunch of Reachers.

• 1:24:47Speaker 03

  Taika Waititi?

• 1:24:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he did it, yeah. That's cool, though.

• 1:24:50Speaker 03

  I could have been in a Taika Waititi thing?

• 1:24:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:53Speaker 03

  No, I don't see any dwarves.

• 1:24:54Bobby Lee?

  There's a kid, yeah. Doesn't, yeah. Yeah, I think that's bullshit.

• 1:24:57Speaker 03

  It's a kid.

• 1:24:58Bobby Lee?

  Is it bullshit or not? Be honest with me. Is that, like, look, that's. How do you feel about it?

• 1:25:01Speaker 03

  I think it's bullshit. It, the, the thing is, is I don't mind if you don't do dwarves in Snow White, as long as there's other parts that we're able to play. Like, if you want us to audition and for things and just like, and, but it's not a dwarf role, it's just like, hey, let's just find an actor. Let's just find a, let's just find a good person.

• 1:25:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:24Speaker 03

  That's fine, but like, if there's other options, but there's just not all those options out there for little people to play, and if you say like, there's oh, there's no good dwarf stories, bullshit. I could tell you three off the top of my head, uh.

• 1:25:37Bobby Lee?

  Tell me, tell me a dwarf story.

• 1:25:39Speaker 03

  I will tell, I will tell you a dwarf story. You want a happy one or a sad one?

• 1:25:42Bobby Lee?

  Tell me a sad dwarfs.

• 1:25:43Speaker 03

  Oh, boy. Okay. So, this is.

• 1:25:46Bobby Lee?

  This is a true story?

• 1:25:47Speaker 03

  This is true.

• 1:25:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:25:49Speaker 03

  This is.

• 1:25:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:50Speaker 03

  True story.

• 1:25:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:53Speaker 03

  In the Holocaust.

• 1:25:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:25:57Speaker 03

  That got dark.

• 1:25:57Bobby Lee?

  Already. Let's green light that. I don't need to hear more. Tell me the story.

• 1:26:03Speaker 03

  Real story.

• 1:26:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, real story.

• 1:26:05Speaker 03

  Is there was a fa- is there was a family of little people.

• 1:26:08Bobby Lee?

  That were Jewish.

• 1:26:09Speaker 03

  That were, I don't know if they were Jewish or not, uh, but they were, uh, captured by the Nazis. And they were brought to one of the camps, I'm not sure which one, and they were, uh, experimented on. There we go. There they are.

• 1:26:20Speaker 05

  Family right here.

• 1:26:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:21Speaker 03

  Dwarves of Auschwitz. And they were experimented on.

• 1:26:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:25Speaker 03

  By the Nazi doctors. And that's, that's the movie I want to make.

• 1:26:32Bobby Lee?

  And did they survive?

• 1:26:35Speaker 03

  Wait.

• 1:26:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, the dwarves who survived Auschwitz?

• 1:26:38Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:26:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:26:40Speaker 03

  Warwick Davis and the Dwarves of Auschwitz premieres. Premieres? You missed that. Someone's already made this movie.

• 1:26:47Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you missed it.

• 1:26:48Speaker 03

  Why do you miss?

• 1:26:49Bobby Lee?

  You missed everything, dude.

• 1:26:50Speaker 03

  Call your agent. Willow made this? What the fuck?

• 1:26:54Bobby Lee?

  Who made it?

• 1:26:55Speaker 03

  Davis tells the incredible story of seven, oh, so we're Jewish. Uh, is it a doc, though? Maybe you can do the. Obits family. Oh, I think it's a doc. It's a doc. Yes.

• 1:27:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:02Speaker 03

  It's a doc. You can. Still alive.

• 1:27:03Bobby Lee?

  They were Jewish.

• 1:27:04Speaker 03

  Still alive. Okay, we can still make this movie.

• 1:27:07Bobby Lee?

  Of course they were Jewish.

• 1:27:08Speaker 03

  Well, I don't know.

• 1:27:09Speaker 05

  They're not gonna be like, hey, man, we're just, we're not Jewish.

• 1:27:13Speaker 05

  Hey, man.

• 1:27:16Speaker 05

  Eight, you know?

• 1:27:17Speaker 03

  Whatever. Why is the doc called Giants? The dwar- the dwarves.

• 1:27:21Bobby Lee?

  That's gonna be, that's gonna be great.

• 1:27:23Speaker 03

  Oh, no, that's a book?

• 1:27:24Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:27:24Speaker 03

  Board?

• 1:27:25Bobby Lee?

  So that's a sad one, but they, they lived.

• 1:27:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:27:28Bobby Lee?

  Alright, give me another story. Tell me another dwarfs.

• 1:27:31Speaker 03

  Uh, Scaramonolu.

• 1:27:33Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:27:33Speaker 03

  Scaramonolu.

• 1:27:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, that seems scary.

• 1:27:35Speaker 03

  No, he's, uh, I know it's sad, I don't, now that I'm saying that out loud, it's, it sounds like a troll that lives in a mountain. I don't know how you spell Sc- uh, Sc- Scaramonolu, but, uh, he was a weightlifter. Uh, his nickname is Pocket Hercules, and he made.

• 1:27:51Speaker 03

  All comes back to Hercules. It, uh, he made, I think it's the Turkish Olympic team, but not as, like, not the Special Olympics. He made like the actual Olympic team as a weightlifter. Damn.

• 1:28:06Bobby Lee?

  And he's a little person.

• 1:28:07Speaker 03

  Yeah. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:09Bobby Lee?

  Can you look up, see what he looks like?

• 1:28:10Speaker 03

  I don't know how to spell Scaramonolu, but. This story, this story. Dwarf, dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant. Interesting. On her head night. That is, uh, not, that is not me.

• 1:28:20Bobby Lee?

  That's cool.

• 1:28:21Speaker 03

  We had the abort.

• 1:28:21Bobby Lee?

  Can we go to the Olympic thing or, um, I don't know why you were going with that.

• 1:28:24Speaker 03

  I'm trying to find the guy.

• 1:28:25Bobby Lee?

  Very interesting.

• 1:28:26Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, nickname Pocket Hercules.

• 1:28:28Bobby Lee?

  Pocket Hercules.

• 1:28:29Speaker 03

  May have been Turkish, just pop, yeah. Pocket Hercules, weightlifter.

• 1:28:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:34Speaker 03

  And you should find it. But yeah.

• 1:28:36Bobby Lee?

  There's another story. You want to play that guy?

• 1:28:37Speaker 03

  I want, I want to fucking play that guy.

• 1:28:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:40Speaker 03

  There he is.

• 1:28:40Bobby Lee?

  Let me look at him.

• 1:28:41Speaker 03

  Is he? Scaramonolu?

• 1:28:43Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 1:28:43Speaker 03

  Oh, wow.

• 1:28:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, dude.

• 1:28:45Speaker 03

  Yeah. Bob's like, that's.

• 1:28:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:50Speaker 03

  Look at that.

• 1:28:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:51Speaker 03

  Bam! Dwarf story.

• 1:28:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:55Speaker 03

  These are stories that should be told. These.

• 1:28:57Bobby Lee?

  Gilbert, I want you to make the noise what he's doing right now.

• 1:28:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, I will.

• 1:29:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so, dude.

• 1:29:05Speaker 03

  What is your, what is your interpretation? Thank you for making it Andre the Giant. Here we go.

• 1:29:12Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's, that's the noise.

• 1:29:16Bobby Lee?

  That's the noise he was making. Now go accurate.

• 1:29:23Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 1:29:24Speaker 03

  Yeah. Brad, so. Three time.

• 1:29:26Bobby Lee?

  I want you to make that. I want you to make that movie, dude.

• 1:29:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's a cool movie.

• 1:29:31Speaker 03

  That's a cool movie.

• 1:29:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I think the.

• 1:29:33Speaker 03

  You're telling me.

• 1:29:33Bobby Lee?

  Oscar.

• 1:29:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29:34Bobby Lee?

  I think the Auschwitz one is.

• 1:29:36Speaker 03

  Oh, the, oh.

• 1:29:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:37Speaker 03

  The Dwarves of Auschwitz?

• 1:29:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:39Speaker 03

  That's winning.

• 1:29:39Bobby Lee?

  Now, would you be mad if they cast average people to do?

• 1:29:44Speaker 03

  In The Dwarves of Auschwitz?

• 1:29:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:45Speaker 03

  Yes, I'd be furious.

• 1:29:47Bobby Lee?

  But you think Peter Dingles would be mad?

• 1:29:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, he'd be mad because he'd, he'd want that part.

• 1:29:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he'd have to be in that.

• 1:29:53Speaker 03

  That's all. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:54Bobby Lee?

  Dude, we have to make that movie.

• 1:29:56Speaker 03

  Dude, I.

• 1:29:56Bobby Lee?

  That'd be so fun.

• 1:29:57Speaker 03

  I've.

• 1:29:58Bobby Lee?

  I mean, tragic too.

• 1:29:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29:59Bobby Lee?

  It'd be fun and tragic.

• 1:30:00Speaker 03

  It, it, it's fun, it's tra, it's tragic, it's inspiring.

• 1:30:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:03Speaker 03

  Because they live.

• 1:30:04Bobby Lee?

  Spoiler alert.

• 1:30:05Speaker 03

  But they live, so.

• 1:30:07Bobby Lee?

  Let's make a new rule, you and I. No more jokes about my race or your height.

• 1:30:12Speaker 03

  Height.

• 1:30:17Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 1:30:18Bobby Lee?

  Goddamn, dude. That didn't last long, did it?

• 1:30:23Bobby Lee?

  As soon as I said it, he did it.

• 1:30:25Speaker 03

  Well, you don't know who I was making fun of.

• 1:30:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I didn't.

• 1:30:29Speaker 03

  Cause I, cause I could say hi like it's too high, like I can't reach.

• 1:30:32Bobby Lee?

  Ah, oh, that's good.

• 1:30:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:35Bobby Lee?

  So, um, you think you and Adam will ever do your podcast again?

• 1:30:39Speaker 03

  Uh, we, uh, Adam Ray, yes. Uh, we might. I don't know. I love going on the, the show now as a guest and, uh...

• 1:30:48Bobby Lee?

  What show?

• 1:30:49Speaker 03

  About Last Night, whi- whi- which is the podcast.

• 1:30:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he still does it?

• 1:30:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, he still does it.

• 1:30:54Bobby Lee?

  He does it without you?

• 1:30:55Speaker 03

  So, yeah.

• 1:30:56Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:30:57Speaker 03

  I stopped because I had the kid and I wanted more time. Uh, it was a lot, it was a lot of work.

• 1:31:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:03Speaker 03

  And I didn't...

• 1:31:05Bobby Lee?

  But I think it's, would be a bigger thing, cause you're both bigger now.

• 1:31:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:31:08Bobby Lee?

  I mean, in terms of your reputation is what I meant to say.

• 1:31:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, not size.

• 1:31:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:14Speaker 03

  Haven't grown.

• 1:31:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:31:15Speaker 03

  Still haven't grown.

• 1:31:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, I mean, I, because I remember I did it, I did it once.

• 1:31:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:31:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:31:20Bobby Lee?

  I, I would revisit it.

• 1:31:22Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:31:22Bobby Lee?

  Um, how do you feel about his success now?

• 1:31:25Speaker 03

  Love it. It's great.

• 1:31:26Bobby Lee?

  Love it.

• 1:31:27Speaker 03

  Yeah. There, there's certain people, cause we live in a business, we work in a business where sometimes people get famous and then we're like, as comedians, we're like, uh, like, like, we get jealous, we get mad, we get, we get upset about it. But now, there you go, Bobby Lee on About Last Night, uh, episode number 403, all-time classic.

• 1:31:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:31:46Speaker 03

  Um, but, but Adam's one of these guys where he's worked so fucking hard for so long.

• 1:31:51Bobby Lee?

  So hard.

• 1:31:52Speaker 03

  And now he's finally getting the credit that he deserves. He's selling out theaters. It's, it's so cool. Like, to, to, to see you get yours, to see Andrew Santino get his, like, it, it's just really, I, I, there are certain comedians I wanna like manifest their, uh, their success now. Like, I now want them to get that, like, I want, I want Fahim to fucking start playing theaters.

• 1:32:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, who else?

• 1:32:17Speaker 03

  That guy is so good. Laura Peake.

• 1:32:19Bobby Lee?

  Amir, Amir Kay.

• 1:32:20Speaker 03

  Am- Am- Amir, holy shit.

• 1:32:22Bobby Lee?

  Amir Kay.

• 1:32:22Speaker 03

  So good.

• 1:32:23Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why Amir has never done this. He's, we're so close.

• 1:32:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:32:26Bobby Lee?

  Why has Amir Kay not done Tiger Belly?

• 1:32:28Speaker 03

  Let's get...

• 1:32:29Bobby Lee?

  That's a shame.

• 1:32:29Speaker 03

  Let's get Amir Kay.

• 1:32:30Bobby Lee?

  It's a real shame.

• 1:32:31Speaker 03

  Amir, come on out.

• 1:32:33Bobby Lee?

  Because Amir and I are very close, you know what I mean? And him and I have good chemistry.

• 1:32:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:32:38Bobby Lee?

  It's shocking that Brad is the first time this year, because you know, we know each other.

• 1:32:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, but it's, there's so many great comedians out there and now I think there's so many avenues for people to discover them. And I think it's, I think it's fantastic because it's no longer like, it used to be there was like one comic that was doing stadiums, one. And now like we could each name at least five that are doing stadiums, which is incredible. So yeah, oh, yeah, there's my most recent special, Starfish.

• 1:33:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow, look at that, it's insane.

• 1:33:09Speaker 03

  Please watch.

• 1:33:10Bobby Lee?

  Incredible.

• 1:33:10Speaker 03

  But yeah, I'm booked until New Year's Eve of 2025, so yeah.

• 1:33:16Bobby Lee?

  It's incredible.

• 1:33:17Speaker 03

  Go to the tour schedule and get some tickets.

• 1:33:19Speaker 00

  Starfish has 3.8 million views.

• 1:33:22Speaker 03

  Let's get it to four, people.

• 1:33:23Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:33:24Speaker 03

  Let's get the tiger belly boost, let's get it to four.

• 1:33:27Bobby Lee?

  Well now, how did you release that, through YouTube?

• 1:33:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:33:29Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's the way to do it. For the next one you're gonna do, a streaming, right?

• 1:33:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:33:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:33:35Speaker 00

  Already locked in?

• 1:33:36Bobby Lee?

  You're locking one in?

• 1:33:37Speaker 00

  You can cover your mouth if you want.

• 1:33:39Bobby Lee?

  Is there anything?

• 1:33:42Speaker 03

  We got, we got some, we got some offers.

• 1:33:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:33:45Speaker 03

  So we're good.

• 1:33:45Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 1:33:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, things are really great right now. It's, it's like when I started doing comedy, I don't know what your goals were in the beginning, but like my goal when I started comedy is, I, and I'm telling myself this, I just wanted to be a headliner comedian, a touring headliner, club comic, making, you know, three grand a week, awesome. Done, I'll live on that for the rest of my life. So anything after that is a great bonus and now that we're doing theaters, it's just incredible. Never thought I'd get to this point.

• 1:34:17Bobby Lee?

  Hallelujah.

• 1:34:18Speaker 03

  Hallelujah, praise.

• 1:34:20Bobby Lee?

  So, um.

• 1:34:21Speaker 03

  Praise prior.

• 1:34:21Bobby Lee?

  Follow Brad Williams on everything that you see, his Instagram handle, everything. Um, we're gonna have you back on here, your regular here.

• 1:34:29Speaker 03

  Hell yeah.

• 1:34:30Bobby Lee?

  And um, thank you so much for making it such a joyous, informative hour.

• 1:34:34Speaker 03

  Thank you for waking up.

• 1:34:35Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:34:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:34:36Bobby Lee?

  Give Brad a round of applause.

• 1:34:38Speaker 03

  Yeah! Oh, we got cupcakes! Last minute cupcakes.

• 1:34:43Bobby Lee?

  Let's go. Did you buy these for him?

• 1:34:46Speaker 06

  I think we just did it in the middle.

• 1:35:08Speaker 01

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