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• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  It's about Jaime. It's about Jaime specifically. Welcome to another Christmas episode of Tiger Belly. How many Christmas episodes have we done? Eight. Eight Christmas. Nine years, eight years, George? Eight Christmas. You sing one, Jules.

• 2:31Speaker 03

  Go ahead, Jules. Eight Christmas. We love Christmas.

• 2:40Speaker 03

  Eight.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Christmas. We love Christmas. You got one, Jaime?

• 2:49Speaker 03

  Oh, it's not on.

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  It's not on. Ready?

• 2:52Speaker 04

  Hello.

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  Hello, do you?

• 2:54Speaker 04

  Merry Christmas.

• 2:55Bobby Lee?

  Merry Christmas, hello.

• 2:57Speaker 04

  Is the mic?

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  It's on.

• 2:58Speaker 04

  It's on.

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 3:00Speaker 04

  It's Christmas.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  It's Christmas.

• 3:02Speaker 04

  And everybody's happy. And everybody can get some Christmas presents. If you've been nice or naughty.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  Woo!

• 3:13Speaker 04

  Maybe some eggnog. Maybe a little boob touch.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  No boob touch, dude, no boob touch. And that's your perversion coming out in Christmas. And I don't like it, dude. It's negative, it's not Christmas feeling, and we're not touching any boobies.

• 3:30Speaker 03

  Gilbert, will you stop looking at me?

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Over the whole time, all I just, all I see is this. Face paralysis. Face? On your face. It looks so weird. Did you get a stroke? Or are you just half happy to see me?

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's like you're two-faced. Now, what's going on there? What's going on there with your face?

• 3:54Speaker 03

  Can you be warm?

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't want to be warm with you, yeah. I'll be warm to half of you.

• 3:59Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  Because half of your face is warm to me, all right? What happened there? With your face?

• 4:05Speaker 03

  So, apparently, high stress can bring about something called Bell's palsy.

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you have Bell's palsy.

• 4:13Speaker 03

  One day I woke up and half of my face was frozen, and it's been this way for, uh, months now.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  To make Khalyla feel more comfortable, we should all do her face throughout the episode.

• 4:27Bobby Lee?

  So everyone, I want everyone to do the face. Is Hybe already doing it?

• 4:30Speaker 04

  My face is already like.

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  I always thought that you had both positively in your face, yeah.

• 4:36Speaker 04

  Never got treated for it.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  Do the face? Yeah.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  You look like a pirate almost. Yeah, yeah, or you're doing an Elvis impression. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

• 4:48Speaker 03

  Did you watch the Elvis documentary?

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  No, I know everything about him, ask him.

• 4:53Speaker 03

  The rise and fall of him?

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  The rise and fall?

• 4:57Speaker 03

  I can't speak.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. She's like, I didn't know.

• 5:01Speaker 03

  This is one of the reasons why I haven't been back on, like, I literally have a speech impediment now.

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  I know, yeah.

• 5:06Speaker 03

  Like, I couldn't say the letter P.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:08Speaker 03

  Or F.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:09Speaker 03

  Like, stop looking at me like that.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  Your lips are so thick, though, what happened? Does that, does that fuck with your lips?

• 5:15Speaker 03

  No.

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  Your lips are so thick, on both sides, I mean, up and down, I mean. Anyway, um.

• 5:21Speaker 03

  You're so skinny.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  No, there's no way.

• 5:25Speaker 03

  Your, like, shoulders are, like, sloping, it's so weird.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  You, do you really see the thinness of it?

• 5:30Speaker 03

  I do, and I don't like it.

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:32Speaker 05

  You look smaller.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  I look smaller.

• 5:33Speaker 03

  But you know, you don't look skinny, you look small.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, that's the thing. I still look fat, but I'm smaller.

• 5:39Speaker 03

  You know why?

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  Why? And I don't think, I think it's not working, I don't think it's working.

• 5:43Speaker 03

  You have the phenomenon of, like, the rapper Eve. Your face is always gonna be chubby.

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:48Speaker 03

  So, like, you're, you're never gonna look skinny, like, ever.

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  I don't want that phenomenon. I have the Eve phenomenon?

• 5:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, she's always going to, but it's so cute, because you're never gonna age, because you have fat in your face.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get those in big face, eventually.

• 6:02Speaker 03

  Please don't.

• 6:02Bobby Lee?

  I do, I really want it. I wanna look like Karen Carpenter.

• 6:05Speaker 03

  No, you wanna look like Jessica Simpson?

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, baby.

• 6:10Speaker 03

  Or Scott Disick, have you seen him?

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Scott Disick. He's very skinny. Very, very skinny.

• 6:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, how scary, please don't do that, I'm happy to see you.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  It's good to see you. See you too. It's really good to see you too. I so miss you, you know? Really nice for the holidays. I really like it, the feeling. Joel's, like, dying there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a really good feeling, don't you think, when people get together? So, that's really, I like it. Anyway, Happy Merry. Happy Merry. Christmas to everybody, um.

• 6:40Speaker 03

  Oh my.

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You're gonna look like.

• 6:43Speaker 04

  Like that if you keep doing.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  I can't wait, dude.

• 6:45Speaker 03

  What?

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:46Speaker 03

  Are you really going for like super skinny? What's the, what's the look, the final look you're going for?

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  Uh, eleven year old Steven Yeun.

• 6:55Speaker 03

  Can we pull that up?

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't think there's any photos, but I'm just making assumptions that he's, he looked very skinny.

• 7:00Speaker 03

  You're gonna need the face.

• 7:02Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 7:03Speaker 03

  I mean, like, the gen- ah, sorry, nevermind.

• 7:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 7:06Speaker 03

  That's okay.

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:08Speaker 03

  And it's not gonna happen, that's all I'll say.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  You don't think I'm gonna look that skinny?

• 7:11Speaker 03

  You're not gonna look like Steven Yeun, no.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  That's, you know, that's the worst thing I've ever heard. What are you talking about? Of course I am gonna look, of course I am. Yeah, why you, so you don't, you don't genetically, you don't think genetically I can do it?

• 7:25Speaker 03

  Not genetically.

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  That's gonna be me, dude, watch.

• 7:27Speaker 03

  Look how cute he was.

• 7:28Speaker 05

  He's so cute.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 7:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  You, I'm never gonna look like that.

• 7:32Speaker 03

  No, never.

• 7:33Speaker 05

  No.

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 7:34Speaker 03

  Sorry, sweetie.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  All right, well, you know, who am I gonna look like then? Let's go there.

• 7:38Speaker 05

  The guy from-

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? That was frustrating?

• 7:42Speaker 04

  No.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  Phew. Yeah, tell me.

• 7:45Speaker 04

  Can name like two guys right now?

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Tell me now.

• 7:47Speaker 04

  You go first.

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you go first, Jules.

• 7:51Speaker 05

  The guy from Old Boy.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  Mixic Choi.

• 7:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, you look like him.

• 7:56Bobby Lee?

  That's a good thing.

• 7:57Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  You, you give me one.

• 7:59Speaker 04

  Um, that guy from, um, that one movie? Great, Jaime.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:04Speaker 04

  What's the movie?

• 8:05Speaker 03

  Jaime.

• 8:06Speaker 04

  Well, hold on, eh, eh. That movie that we're watching, um- You guys watched the movie? No, no, no. I mentioned the movie about her, I mean, about him to her. It's, um, the show. The show, Squid Games.

• 8:23Bobby Lee?

  Wow, it took you that long to get that, huh?

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  It took you that long to get there?

• 8:29Speaker 03

  Which one? It's a cast full of Koreans.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's a lot of Koreans.

• 8:32Speaker 05

  The main one?

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  You mean the Star Wars one? The guy that was in Star Wars?

• 8:35Speaker 04

  One of the big guys.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh, oh. So the fat guy from Squid Games?

• 8:41Speaker 04

  Oh, that one in the Train to Busan. Oh, Busan, is it Busan?

• 8:45Speaker 03

  Busan.

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that guy, he's almost girly.

• 8:48Speaker 03

  Wait, there's a really hot guy in the Train to Busan.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  Not the lead, but he's talking about the guy with the wife.

• 8:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, that's good. That's not a bad thing.

• 8:56Speaker 04

  No.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, dude. You know what you look like? If Esai Morales was at a marshmallow eating contest.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's a good one. But he, you know, he did it for a year. He did every, he did a com- marshmallow eating contest every year for a year.

• 9:11Speaker 04

  Who did?

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  Isai Morales.

• 9:13Speaker 04

  Who's that?

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  He should be one of your idols.

• 9:15Speaker 00

  He's very handsome.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  He's one of the best Hispanic actors in the business. Look at him.

• 9:19Speaker 04

  Oh, him?

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:20Speaker 04

  From Ozark.

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  Was he in that?

• 9:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's Dale.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But you know, do you remember from the past?

• 9:26Speaker 04

  No.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  You ever saw La Bamba?

• 9:28Speaker 04

  Yes, yeah.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  He's a brother.

• 9:30Speaker 04

  Oh, that, oh, yeah.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  I had a dream too Richie.

• 9:33Speaker 04

  And he, at the end, he's like, Richie!

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  God damn, you're so good at impressions. Do it again, dude. Let me get, let me get the cameras out.

• 9:41Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  Action.

• 9:43Speaker 04

  He's walking on the bridge.

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, you do, uh, listen. Isai? Isai, we're already on the bridge. That was in the script as, you know, I mean,

• 9:52Speaker 04

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 9:53Bobby Lee?

  Stage directions, but you don't have to actually say it.

• 9:54Speaker 04

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, um, yeah, there was Isai then. And action.

• 10:02Speaker 04

  Richie!

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  And cut. I think, I don't think we need another one.

• 10:07Speaker 03

  No?

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  That's, we're moving on.

• 10:09Speaker 03

  We're moving on.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow, what? Get me a different actor.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  He, he's been around for a long time. He used to hang out at the Comedy Store. I met him a couple of times.

• 10:18Speaker 03

  Was he comic?

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  No, he used to just be hang out.

• 10:20Speaker 03

  He's so hot.

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  He's a great guy. Well, for money, no.

• 10:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  Seems very nice. What have you been doing the last couple of months?

• 10:27Speaker 03

  Who are you talking to?

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  You, you.

• 10:29Speaker 03

  I've honestly been such a recluse because I'm so afraid to step out or have conversations with anyone because I'm so conscious about my face and it's been like, I mean, I know it's Christmas and we're all happy, but it's like super depressing. And I, I keep having this like reoccurring fear that like it'll never go back and I'll be like stuck like this for a while because it can happen.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Now you can know what Harvey Dent felt.

• 10:49Speaker 03

  Honestly, though, can I say that like,

• 10:53Speaker 03

  I know that you wanted me to go as Harvey Dent for Halloween.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 10:56Speaker 03

  And, um, I feel like I missed that opportunity.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  I think you did, yeah.

• 11:00Speaker 03

  Um, but it was- I, I don't know, I've just been sad. Can I be sad?

• 11:05Bobby Lee?

  Well, we feels bad for you, Sack, too, for you.

• 11:08Speaker 03

  You don't mean it.

• 11:08Bobby Lee?

  No, I'll be real, no, that's what's

• 11:10Speaker 03

  You don't mean, every time I FaceTime Bobby, he like literally cannot hold back his laugh, like, he keeps laughing at my face.

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  I feel like you're doing an app or something, like a, a funny filter.

• 11:20Speaker 03

  Oh, like a filter?

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Like a funny filter, yeah, yeah.

• 11:22Speaker 03

  Like a facial paralysis filter? What kind of fucking filter would do this?

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, what are you doing?

• 11:26Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 11:28Speaker 03

  Not, not yet, Jaime, not yet.

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is that?

• 11:29Speaker 03

  That's a, that's my Christmas gift to them.

• 11:32Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 11:32Speaker 03

  He just opened my Christmas gift.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  Did you drink one already?

• 11:34Speaker 04

  No, she didn't let me.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Is it alcohol?

• 11:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:38Speaker 04

  Is it?

• 11:39Speaker 03

  Yes, it is. I'll, I'll distribute in a second.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  What is that?

• 11:43Speaker 03

  Um, it's a Filipino beer, it's called Encanto, and they have an ube flavor, a honey and a mango, and it was my gift to everyone but you, since you and I don't drink.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  We don't drink, yeah.

• 11:52Speaker 03

  But it's from, um, from Cebu, it's from my island. Jules and I are very proud to represent Encanto Beer.

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  Encanto, is that like the Disney movie?

• 12:01Speaker 03

  Encanto?

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:02Speaker 03

  Encanto means, um, fairy, right?

• 12:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, or like something like mythical.

• 12:07Speaker 03

  Mythical, yeah.

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 12:09Speaker 04

  Um, you seen, uh, Home Alone?

• 12:13Speaker 04

  That's a Christmas movie. Home Alone, once again.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 12:19Speaker 04

  Home Alone, once again. Three is a company.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  Once again.

• 12:24Speaker 04

  Once again.

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  Barney Miller.

• 12:27Speaker 04

  Cheers is a good show. You need to watch it, once again. Four is a company.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  What? That was a show?

• 12:36Speaker 04

  No.

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Anyway.

• 12:38Speaker 04

  Home Alone. That's a good movie.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  What do you, what do you know about Home Alone?

• 12:43Speaker 04

  I was, I watched it last night, again.

• 12:45Speaker 03

  Which one?

• 12:46Speaker 04

  This, the first one.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 12:48Speaker 04

  And then the second one.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:49Speaker 04

  But not the third one. You seen the third one?

• 12:52Speaker 03

  I didn't see the third one either. I think Esther's in the third one. What's your favorite Christmas movie?

• 12:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit, that's a really good one. It's a really good question. You know, I've never seen them much.

• 13:04Speaker 03

  No way.

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I've seen Elf in passing.

• 13:07Speaker 03

  So good.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good. Um, you know, any of the fucking, what's the Home Improvement guy? I've never seen any of those.

• 13:13Speaker 03

  Those are eh.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 13:14Speaker 03

  The best one, the best, best one still, that's still so funny.

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  It's Wonderful Life.

• 13:18Speaker 03

  No, yes, yes.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  It's a great one.

• 13:20Speaker 03

  No, but it's Christmas Vacation.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  That's a fun, I've seen that one, yeah, that's a fun, that, you can see that all year round.

• 13:25Speaker 03

  Clark is, is so funny.

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like the, um, um, Randy Quaid's character.

• 13:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  And how you can see, um, through his turtleneck, the, um, right, can you see through and see his like, um, how do you call it, wife beater or whatever?

• 13:41Speaker 03

  You call it that.

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:43Speaker 04

  What about Jingle on the Way?

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Never seen, tell me about that one.

• 13:46Speaker 04

  Anybody seen Jingle on the Way?

• 13:47Speaker 03

  Who's that one?

• 13:48Speaker 04

  With Arnold, uh, I can't say his last.

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Try it.

• 13:51Speaker 03

  Try it, say it.

• 13:52Speaker 04

  I'm not gonna say it, nope.

• 13:53Bobby Lee?

  You have to learn.

• 13:53Speaker 04

  No, yeah, I know who I'm talking about.

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I don't know what you're talking about, please.

• 13:56Speaker 04

  Arnold, he was a governor.

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I know, tell me the last, don't be a jerk.

• 14:00Speaker 04

  Oh, I'm not gonna say the last name, cuz I mess it up.

• 14:02Speaker 03

  I thought we all messed it up.

• 14:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you try it first and then we'll try one. Everyone say it around the table.

• 14:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, Jules goes next.

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:08Speaker 04

  Okay, Arnold.

• 14:10Speaker 03

  I don't think you can even say Arnold.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, work on Arnold first.

• 14:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, Arnold.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  You got it.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you got it.

• 14:18Speaker 04

  Swish.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, guess your guess. Yeah, very good.

• 14:21Speaker 04

  Swish.

• 14:22Speaker 03

  Got it, almost, you're close.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And Jules, you're.

• 14:25Speaker 04

  No, I'm not gonna say it.

• 14:26Speaker 05

  Arnold Schwarz. Hmm, Schwarz, hmm.

• 14:32Speaker 03

  Oh, I think it's the N-word?

• 14:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's not, no, it's not the N-word.

• 14:36Speaker 04

  No, I know.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  I was scared they were both gonna pause a long time and say it, like, why are you pausing? Just say it. Yeah, when you pause it, it's a problem.

• 14:46Speaker 05

  Schwarzenegger.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  Maybe she shouldn't have said that. Maybe you shouldn't have said that.

• 14:53Speaker 05

  How do you say it?

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  I think it's Arnold Schwarzenegger.

• 14:56Speaker 05

  Schwarzenegger?

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:58Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  Arnold Schwarzenegger, right? I'm not gonna say it. It's not Schwarzenegger. That's insane. The pause is crazy. The pause, yeah. Just, you don't, you know, don't put so much force, uh, I mean, um, focus on the second half last name.

• 15:13Speaker 00

  First part.

• 15:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, just say it as Schwarzenegger.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:16Speaker 05

  Schwarzenegger.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. There we go.

• 15:18Speaker 04

  Schwarzenegger.

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  So you say Arnold what? Arnold, say the whole thing.

• 15:21Speaker 04

  I can't even say.

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  You just did it!

• 15:24Speaker 04

  Schwarzenegger.

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. There's a Schwarzenegger, that's all. Yeah.

• 15:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, the governor.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah. This is what I'm saying. I'm the governor, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, jingle all the way.

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  Jingle all the way.

• 15:41Speaker 04

  It's a 90's movie, see?

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, I know the movie, I haven't seen it.

• 15:44Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:45Speaker 04

  Okay, so basically he's supposed to get that toy, Trouble Man. Uh, but he gets it on Christmas Eve and he goes through these, uh, shenanigans, um, to get the toy. And he's, uh, co-stars Sinbad.

• 16:00Speaker 03

  Oh, I think I actually have seen this.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Sinbad the comedian.

• 16:04Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:05Speaker 04

  Comedian.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  Big fan of his.

• 16:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, he is.

• 16:07Speaker 03

  What's your favorite, Jules?

• 16:09Speaker 05

  I like Holiday.

• 16:11Speaker 03

  Oh, hey, Holiday? Or The Holiday with Cameron Diaz and Jude Law?

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's the holiday?

• 16:15Speaker 03

  And Kate Winslet and Jack Black.

• 16:17Speaker 05

  Is it the one with Cameron, is it Holiday or?

• 16:20Speaker 03

  The Holiday.

• 16:20Speaker 05

  Oh, The Holiday.

• 16:22Speaker 03

  That's a really good one.

• 16:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:24Speaker 03

  It's a rom-com.

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen an Asian Christmas movie.

• 16:30Speaker 03

  You know what's so weird? Can I tell, okay, let's talk about this because when Easter Sunday came out with Joe Coy's movie, I thought that was such a missed opportunity.

• 16:38Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 16:39Speaker 03

  Because for Filipinos, like, Christmas is our Super Bowl. Why did you choose Easter Sunday? Like, that's so incon- eh, yeah, okay, whatever, we take a week off in the Philippines, but Christmas starts in July for us.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 16:49Speaker 03

  So it's like, a Filipino Christmas family movie would have been so much better, I think. But no, no hate, whatever.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Did you see it?

• 16:58Speaker 03

  What? Easter Sunday?

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:59Speaker 03

  No, I actually have never seen it.

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible, you, you, a Filipino, you know what? That, that's outrageous!

• 17:05Speaker 03

  I bought it.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  No, no, stop! That's outrageous!

• 17:08Speaker 03

  I bought it.

• 17:08Bobby Lee?

  I wanna say something right now, number one, right? This is outrageous, number one, right? Joe Coy has been on this podcast how many times? How many times? Three or four times, right? Dear family friend of ours, right? He finally gets a movie, right? A Filipino movie, and the fucking Filipinos that are his friends don't even watch it? That's outrageous!

• 17:28Speaker 03

  I bought it!

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  Watch it! Do you see Borderlands?

• 17:34Speaker 03

  Honestly?

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:35Speaker 03

  I've talked, we've talked about this.

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen it?

• 17:38Speaker 03

  I honestly, I can't do it.

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• 18:11Bobby Lee?

  That's outrageous as well.

• 18:13Speaker 03

  You know why?

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  I think that's outrageous as well.

• 18:15Speaker 03

  You know why?

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:16Speaker 03

  Because you told me not to.

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  No, I never said that. Oh, real, I like your comedic laugh right there.

• 18:21Speaker 00

  I haven't watched it either.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm telling you right now.

• 18:23Speaker 03

  You said, you called me right after the premiere and you said, "Sweetie, please don't watch it."

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  No, I never said that. That's insane. I said, "Watch it."

• 18:28Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 18:29Bobby Lee?

  I want everyone to watch my work.

• 18:30Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And it's outrageous. Did you see it?

• 18:33Speaker 03

  No.

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  It, my brother hasn't seen it, my mom hasn't seen it, no one's seen it.

• 18:37Speaker 03

  But I don't, I've never seen posters about it or ads, so I didn't even know that was out.

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 18:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  That's insane. On every airplane, it's on, it's on the airplane thing, right?

• 18:48Speaker 03

  Really?

• 18:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, I've seen people watch it.

• 18:52Speaker 03

  It's not even on TikTok.

• 18:53Speaker 00

  Do you tell people like, "Hey, I'm in that," next to them on the plane?

• 18:56Speaker 03

  Do you nudge them like this?

• 18:57Speaker 00

  I would. That's funny.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  No, the one time a lady was like, reading this description of Sweet Dreams right next to me.

• 19:04Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, you know, I did see Sweet Dreams on a plane. I did see it.

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

  What was my name in it?

• 19:09Speaker 03

  I don't remember.

• 19:10Bobby Lee?

  It's

• 19:11Speaker 03

  No, I saw it on the list of movies. I didn't actually watch it.

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  I never saw it, yeah. Like, nobody watches anything that, you know, we do.

• 19:17Speaker 03

  Are you crazy, Bobby?

• 19:19Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy.

• 19:19Speaker 03

  You know what? You're such a fucking victim right now because I have literally watched everything you've been, even your Magnum P I episodes I've watched. You haven't watched them.

• 19:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not talking about you right now.

• 19:29Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 19:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm talking about this one right here.

• 19:31Speaker 03

  I've seen the, the ramen one.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a YouTube five minute short. You saw that? Oh, thank you.

• 19:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, but that was so cool.

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's thank you. Appreciate it. Let me say something right now to you, Jules, okay? If you were in like, um, um.

• 19:47Speaker 00

  Wicked.

• 19:48Bobby Lee?

  No, not, not, not, no, that's not what it is. Let me think of something else. If you're watching.

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  Like Wicked.

• 19:58Bobby Lee?

  I would see it.

• 19:59Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:00Speaker 03

  Have you seen Wicked?

• 20:01Bobby Lee?

  I heard it's great.

• 20:02Speaker 03

  It's so good.

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  You saw it? I heard it's great.

• 20:04Speaker 03

  You watched Gladiator?

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  And I didn't want it to be good.

• 20:07Speaker 03

  Why?

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  Please don't ask me that. But I'll answer.

• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  Please don't. Um. And I want, I want to tiptoe my way around it. It's the poster. Some guy remade the poster.

• 20:23Speaker 00

  That one pissed a lot of people off.

• 20:24Bobby Lee?

  Right, and, and then it has, um, the green witch, right, and the hat is over the face. And there's a little smirk.

• 20:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:33Bobby Lee?

  Right? And the reason why this green witch has a smirk because she's, she's up to something.

• 20:37Speaker 03

  Right.

• 20:37Bobby Lee?

  Right? Um, she's, you know, it, it gives the charac, you, you have some insight into the character's motivation, who she is, right?

• 20:44Speaker 00

  So that's the original?

• 20:45Bobby Lee?

  That little, that little original, right?

• 20:46Speaker 00

  So no eyes?

• 20:47Bobby Lee?

  And then she puts out a poster with just her whole face with no smirk. So some fan goes, you know what? I want to put, I want to make the poster and

• 20:57Speaker 00

  Like a fan, like a fan of Wicked is like

• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she went crazy. You know what I mean?

• 21:02Speaker 00

  Good edit right there. Don't worry, guys.

• 21:03Speaker 03

  I should leave.

• 21:03Bobby Lee?

  Why? Why?

• 21:05Speaker 00

  I haven't been here in a while.

• 21:05Bobby Lee?

  You haven't been in a while? Yeah, I'm on hands, I'm on, I'm on hands. I'm on hands. No, but no. And then, you know

• 21:11Speaker 03

  Crazy in what way? Like, was she upset about it?

• 21:12Speaker 00

  She, like, so the fan did it as like a fan thing, like, I love Wicked. I want to turn like the original poster and use the actual actors so like, you know, covered the eyes. And she kinda Went off on like

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  I wanna, you wanna

• 21:24Speaker 00

  It's an erasure of my, uh, like my, my BIPOC nature. I'm like, like it's a, it's an erasure of my identity.

• 21:33Speaker 03

  I see.

• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:34Speaker 00

  So people felt it was a little like, oh, out of touch, almost out of touch.

• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  And to me, I was just like, ah, ah, no, no. Number one, I love it when, you know, um, I've, I've said it on stage. Um, I love black hobbits.

• 21:48Bobby Lee?

  What's, what?

• 21:50Speaker 04

  What?

• 21:51Bobby Lee?

  What, what was that little laugh about?

• 21:53Speaker 04

  No, go ahead, black cobbits.

• 21:57Bobby Lee?

  Do you even know what I'm saying?

• 21:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, you said black cobbits.

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what I'm referring to.

• 22:02Speaker 04

  Um, in what terms?

• 22:05Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 22:10Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, Jaime. I don't think you have no idea what the hell I'm talking about.

• 22:14Speaker 04

  Right now, a little bit.

• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:16Speaker 04

  Cause I have the scab and it's opening, so.

• 22:18Speaker 03

  Let me see.

• 22:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:19Speaker 04

  I don't know about any stitches.

• 22:21Speaker 03

  Let me, turn it to me. Oh, that's deep, Jaime.

• 22:24Bobby Lee?

  How did that happen?

• 22:26Speaker 04

  I was cutting myself, um, washing dishes.

• 22:29Speaker 00

  Oh, okay.

• 22:29Speaker 03

  Wait, you were cutting yourself washing dishes?

• 22:32Speaker 04

  I cut myself washing the dishes.

• 22:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how, you, there was a knife in the dish, in the sink?

• 22:36Speaker 04

  And then I was like scrubbing.

• 22:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, like that?

• 22:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 22:40Speaker 00

  You clean a knife like that?

• 22:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you clean your knife like that, huh?

• 22:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, don't you?

• 22:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:43Speaker 04

  With the sponge?

• 22:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:44Speaker 05

  I do that.

• 22:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. A little mindful and careful, though, so that I don't cut myself, but that's fine.

• 22:49Speaker 03

  You don't wash dishes.

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

  It's, this is, this is the anti-holiday feeling.

• 22:55Speaker 00

  Do you love it?

• 22:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm talking about, I don't like it. Yes, I have.

• 22:58Speaker 03

  And what are you doing for Christmas?

• 22:59Speaker 05

  Nothing.

• 23:00Bobby Lee?

  Like I did Thanksgiving, nothing.

• 23:02Speaker 03

  Really?

• 23:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:03Speaker 03

  I didn't do anything either.

• 23:04Bobby Lee?

  You had a family get together.

• 23:05Speaker 03

  No, we didn't.

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

  That's what she said.

• 23:07Speaker 03

  We had dinner.

• 23:08Speaker 05

  Dinner!

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, with everyone.

• 23:09Speaker 03

  No, not everyone.

• 23:10Bobby Lee?

  Who was there?

• 23:11Speaker 03

  Just me, my mom, Jules, my sister.

• 23:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and there's not a big entity there either?

• 23:18Bobby Lee?

  Was there a big entity there or not?

• 23:19Speaker 03

  Here's why I don't wanna talk about the big entity.

• 23:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:23Speaker 03

  Because every time I wanna talk to you about the big entity, you shut it out. You're just like, "I don't wanna talk about the big entity."

• 23:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:29Speaker 03

  You like wanna pretend that...

• 23:30Bobby Lee?

  Well, there's an entity, okay, let me just say something, okay? When there's entities around, alright? In my house or anywhere, right? I always like call it out, I go, "There's the entity," you know what I mean? But you don't bring up the entity.

• 23:43Speaker 03

  No, you don't, you don't...

• 23:44Bobby Lee?

  The reason why I don't come to the dinner, because the entity's there. I'm scared of entities.

• 23:47Speaker 03

  Check your check. What does your text message say? Do you want to go to dinner with the big entity?

• 23:52Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna, no, I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be around the entity. Google entity, what does it mean?

• 23:57Speaker 00

  I may, please read it.

• 23:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, read, read entity.

• 23:59Speaker 04

  Oh, god.

• 24:03Speaker 04

  Uh, thing with entity, a definition, is a thing with distinct and independent existence.

• 24:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't like independent existence. You know what I mean? It's, it, they just run so freely.

• 24:17Speaker 03

  Bobby, it's been years.

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 24:19Speaker 03

  Can we just, like, get on with it?

• 24:21Bobby Lee?

  I can't.

• 24:22Speaker 03

  I've met so many of your girlfriends.

• 24:23Bobby Lee?

  It's, because... Oh, what?

• 24:26Speaker 00

  It's like, it's like the Black Hobbit.

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  It's like the Black Hobbit thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do you know, what is going on?

• 24:31Speaker 04

  Uh, now, when she's like girlfriend, I put context clues.

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 24:35Speaker 04

  One on one.

• 24:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 24:36Speaker 04

  Big entity means, uh...

• 24:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What, are you Sherlock Holmes all of a sudden?

• 24:39Speaker 00

  He goes, "Ah!"

• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  That would be the worst Sherlock Holmes. "Ah, what? Nothing."

• 24:48Bobby Lee?

  God, Moriarty would go crazy if you were fucking Sherlock. He would never get caught. You knew Moriarty is?

• 24:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:54Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 24:55Speaker 04

  Um, what's that, that story?

• 24:58Speaker 00

  You have that guy in the movie?

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell us the story.

• 25:00Speaker 04

  Heiko, Heikle? What's that story, guys, come on?

• 25:04Speaker 00

  Well, I'll help you.

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, let, let, let...

• 25:06Speaker 03

  I'm trying.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  I want you to solve things on your own.

• 25:09Speaker 00

  Like Sherlock.

• 25:09Speaker 04

  The great, oh, damn it. The hey, what's that story? Hank, Hank?

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  Hank Gisleria? What are you talking about?

• 25:16Speaker 04

  That story was like, you know, you read books in high school?

• 25:19Speaker 03

  She reads a lot of books, okay.

• 25:20Speaker 04

  Heiko, Hyde?

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  It's Jekyll and Hyde.

• 25:23Speaker 03

  Oh, Jekyll and Hyde.

• 25:24Speaker 04

  Jekyll and Hyde.

• 25:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:25Speaker 00

  What about it?

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  What about Jekyll and Hyde?

• 25:26Speaker 04

  I thought that's what you were referring to.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  Moriarty?

• 25:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, the... Is that what it is?

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  You tell me dude.

• 25:35Speaker 04

  Well, I thought Sherlock Holmes takes place in that sense.

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  On that time period?

• 25:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 25:41Speaker 04

  Jake Owen Hyde.

• 25:43Bobby Lee?

  Jake Owen Hyde. Is that the Mexican version of it?

• 25:46Speaker 04

  Jake Owen.

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  Hey Jakeo! Hey Jakeo!

• 25:48Speaker 04

  And Hyde.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  Where the fuck's Hyde, bro?

• 25:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man?

• 25:54Speaker 04

  I'm sorry.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:56Speaker 03

  Gift that keeps on giving.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, yeah. So, um, no, Moriarty is, uh, Sherlock Holmes' nemesis.

• 26:03Speaker 04

  The villain.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  The villain.

• 26:05Speaker 04

  Played by Robert Dunne Jr. and...

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  No, Robert Dunne Jr. was actually Sherlock Holmes.

• 26:09Speaker 04

  And his co-star is...

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  Is, um, what's his name, the, his sidekick?

• 26:15Speaker 00

  Drew Law.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  Drew Law. Watson. Watson, yeah. Anyway, uh...

• 26:22Speaker 04

  You guys ever, like, kiss somebody under the mistletoe?

• 26:26Speaker 04

  Is that like a thing, uh, in Philippine?

• 26:27Speaker 03

  No.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  No, no, it's a thing all over the world.

• 26:30Speaker 04

  Well, I know, but have you guys ever done it to yourselves? Not to yourselves, but like with somebody?

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  Would you even know what mistletoe looks like?

• 26:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's the two little leaves and the little red ball.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude. Wow, I didn't know that.

• 26:40Speaker 04

  That's some...

• 26:40Speaker 03

  Have you, Hymen?

• 26:41Speaker 04

  I, I want to. I want to share that this year.

• 26:44Speaker 03

  Wait, are you still seeing that same girl?

• 26:46Speaker 04

  From when? It's been a lot.

• 26:51Bobby Lee?

  That's my boy.

• 26:52Speaker 04

  It's been a lot.

• 26:52Speaker 03

  Wow, really? Are you getting serious with anyone?

• 26:55Speaker 04

  I try to, but they don't. Right now, I'm, I'm seeing this one girl. She's a chiropractor.

• 27:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 27:01Speaker 03

  Is this a new one?

• 27:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 27:03Speaker 05

  Oh, so you left the other one?

• 27:05Speaker 03

  And then it...

• 27:06Speaker 04

  I didn't leave her, she left me.

• 27:07Speaker 03

  She get, um, are you guys getting serious?

• 27:10Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 27:10Speaker 03

  Does she work on your body?

• 27:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, she gave me a, what's that thing I brought last time? The back brace?

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 27:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, cause she...

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  He came here with the remember?

• 27:19Speaker 03

  Wait, she...

• 27:22Speaker 04

  Trying to fix her posture.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  I never saw that.

• 27:25Speaker 03

  She gave you...

• 27:25Speaker 04

  I showed you.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  No, you didn't show me, dude.

• 27:27Speaker 04

  She gave me a back brace.

• 27:28Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Is it on now or not?

• 27:31Speaker 04

  No, it's not.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:32Speaker 04

  It's too much.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  How is your back?

• 27:35Speaker 04

  Same as every twenty-year-old, twenty-eight-year-old.

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  Wow. When you dream, what do you dream about?

• 27:41Speaker 04

  Last night, I had a dream. Um... What was it about? I was at a restaurant with a group of friends.

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  I, I bet a lot of your dreams are in restaurants.

• 27:53Speaker 04

  Does I eat a lot?

• 27:56Speaker 00

  It's an assumption.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm just assuming.

• 27:57Speaker 04

  We're at a Taco Bell.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  Of course.

• 28:00Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:01Speaker 04

  You can eat Taco Bell.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  Do you know what you ordered?

• 28:03Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  In the dream?

• 28:05Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 28:05Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 28:06Speaker 00

  I don't remember those.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  So, uh, yeah, in the dream, what did you order?

• 28:08Speaker 04

  Three crunchy tacos.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  Would that, would you, would you order that in real life too?

• 28:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 28:12Speaker 04

  And then a cheesy gordita crunch.

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 28:15Speaker 04

  Right? That's good, right?

• 28:16Speaker 03

  That's good.

• 28:16Bobby Lee?

  That's pretty good. Combination. Very good.

• 28:18Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 28:18Speaker 03

  What have you been dreaming about?

• 28:21Bobby Lee?

  Um, I'm trapped. Like, I'm, I'm always trapped in someplace where I can't get out. Like a well.

• 28:28Speaker 03

  A well?

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, a well, can't get out. Yeah, there's always like, I'm always stuck somewhere.

• 28:34Speaker 03

  That's really like dark and scary.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but in the well, there's balloons, there's all kinds of stuff happening.

• 28:39Speaker 03

  That's like the Silence of the Lambs, is that why?

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, there's no like fingernails in the wall. It's like, you know what I mean? You know what I mean?

• 28:44Speaker 03

  You just fell in there?

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sometimes Andrew's down there with me. You know what I mean? And we laugh.

• 28:49Speaker 00

  It's this trap, not being, if you have a dream of being trapped, it's not being able to leave a dark place is commonly connecting to your unconscious mind behaviors, urges and emotions that are not understood. Wow. What is not understood?

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I have no idea what you're saying. You know what I mean? I don't even know what you're reading to me, but it's like, that's it, you know?

• 29:11Speaker 03

  Have you had like, when you look back at 2024, are you really happy with how it went?

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  Well, that, okay, well, that's a very good question. You know, I, I think my 2024 was in terms of, um, my career, the best year I've ever had. In terms of my personal life, it's been the worst. Yeah, so you know, it's a combination of two things.

• 29:30Speaker 03

  But kind of fun?

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  It's, there, there's been moments of levity and, and joy and, and fun where I'm like, oh, this is cool. Um, like, you know, it started, the beginning of the year started with, you know, doing that big show with Gillis and, um, Tom and Bird at the Vegas, that was fun. And then, you know, um, the tour in Australia was fun.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  Even that Hulu thing that I just went to was pretty fun.

• 29:57Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, I saw that.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:58Speaker 05

  You said, you texted me that New Zealand's like the best place you've ever visited.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  It, it, the show was the worst, but the, the, um.

• 30:05Speaker 00

  The worst, why?

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they just wouldn't let me tell my jokes. They were like heckling so much.

• 30:10Speaker 05

  Really?

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, they were so rowdy, yeah. I, I, I've never ended my show going, okay, I'm done.

• 30:16Speaker 05

  No way.

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. I can't do this. I'm done. The first show I did that, I go, I'm done. And then, um, but, you know, me and Andrew on our, um, scooters going around Auckland was the most, I think my best human experience with him, because we were like little kids.

• 30:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Every corner was like, oh my god, look how beautiful. And then we went to this coffee shop, you know what I mean? And there was like a Chinese family that ran it, you know what I mean? And, um, we were just laughing, you know what I mean? And, um, it was beautiful. It was a beautiful day. So, you know, there's moments, you know, I think my, um, relationships with them, my friends have been strengthened. I think I've been nicer to people. Do you guys think or no?

• 30:59Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. A little nicer to people. Um, yeah. How about you?

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  How was your year?

• 31:10Speaker 05

  Weird. But no, you know what? It's been honestly, I think.

• 31:14Bobby Lee?

  A miracle.

• 31:15Speaker 05

  The best year of my life.

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a miracle.

• 31:18Speaker 05

  But even though it's ending a little bit strange with my face being this way.

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:23Speaker 05

  I think for the most part, it's been, you know, not, um, it's been great.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  Now, you're gonna come back now and do the shows, right?

• 31:30Speaker 05

  That's what I was gonna ask you guys. I really have so much anxiety and insecurity about like talking to guests with my crooked face. And even with Trash Tuesday, it's like I've been having like Jenna on and I've been, I wanted David So, Gilbert, Thumfound, and people that I already like know personally.

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 31:48Speaker 05

  Because I don't, I just feel really like, I, I don't, I feel anxious about having to like explain why, you know, and my eye, my left eye is still not closing.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:57Speaker 05

  I miss you guys. I genuinely, like, I could cry thinking about just being here and being around you guys. It's like, I, I know it's been like however long a decade since we've been doing this, but like, this is such a part of like who I am and it's such a part of like my week to week that I've felt a huge void, honestly, like, it's been. It's been kind of like, I want my face to get better, but also it's been eye-opening in that, like, there's a relief in being ugly.

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  Please explain.

• 32:29Speaker 00

  Pause, was that a?

• 32:31Bobby Lee?

  No, you know what, that was a relating, a relating pause, that you related to her.

• 32:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, I heard what she said.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and what did she, what did she say?

• 32:41Speaker 04

  That it's a relief to be ugly?

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you made a little noise.

• 32:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  Explain to us what this noise is.

• 32:47Speaker 04

  Well, I'm gonna let her explain first, and then maybe I know what I'm talking about.

• 32:53Speaker 00

  Maybe?

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you need your own talk show, I think. Yeah, that's our next goal.

• 32:58Speaker 00

  Oh, God.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so what is it?

• 33:00Speaker 05

  The relief is that like my whole life, I've been so conscious about the way I look on camera, like, my makeup, my hair, my this and that, even if I like always wear sweatpants, like, I really always cared about like my body and shit, right? I literally cannot care about it because it's not in my control.

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  Sure.

• 33:15Speaker 05

  And there's a level of like, oh, alright, like, give up, like, this is just how it is, and like, and honestly, like, I don't care so much.

• 33:22Speaker 04

  Oh, what I heard was, it's a relief to be ugly?

• 33:29Speaker 00

  It resonates with you?

• 33:29Speaker 04

  I think so, maybe, because I'm very self-conscious whenever I'm on camera and like, the guy takes, Alex takes a picture of me.

• 33:36Speaker 05

  What are you self-conscious about? Like, what parts of you?

• 33:39Speaker 04

  My double chin right here.

• 33:40Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 33:41Speaker 04

  And my lip.

• 33:42Speaker 05

  What about your lip? You, I think, can I just say something? The cutest part about you is your mouth.

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  Khalyla, Khalyla, please don't lie.

• 33:48Speaker 05

  I swear to God, I-

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Khalyla, just think about what you're saying, because I don't like it.

• 33:55Speaker 05

  Jaime, I promise you-

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Look at me right now, look at me right now, okay? Go easy.

• 34:00Speaker 05

  Jules, back me up.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Look at Jules, Jules-

• 34:03Speaker 05

  No, I also have something to say.

• 34:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you say it first. Okay, go ahead, I have something to say, go ahead.

• 34:09Speaker 00

  We'll be the third.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:11Speaker 05

  My favorite thing about your face is your lips, your crooked smile, it is so endearing, and it's so memorable, it's like, anytime I see you, it like, makes me kind of like, it's so cute to me, so, that's all I wanted to say. Jules? Okay. She has a crush on Ralph. Sorry!

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 34:34Speaker 05

  Don't stop.

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 34:35Speaker 00

  No, hey.

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 34:37Speaker 00

  Call him right now.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  You have a crush on my friend Ralph?

• 34:39Speaker 05

  No.

• 34:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:40Speaker 05

  No, I don't.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 34:43Speaker 04

  He's my best friend.

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 34:46Speaker 04

  You have a crush on my best friend?

• 34:49Speaker 05

  No, I don't.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do.

• 34:51Speaker 05

  I just think-

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  We'll let him know.

• 34:52Speaker 00

  Interrogate him.

• 34:53Speaker 05

  I just thought that he was super cute when he came here.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  He is cute.

• 34:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, I had to tell Tikalai about it.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, so give him the compliment.

• 35:01Speaker 00

  Okay, now talk about his other friend, Ralph's friend.

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  And Jill, do you have a compliment?

• 35:05Speaker 05

  Your nose is my favorite part because it looks like Pedro Pascal's nose, which is-

• 35:10Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's a good compliment.

• 35:12Speaker 03

  Can we pull that up, Gil?

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Well, can I do mine first?

• 35:14Speaker 04

  That's self.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  My compliment?

• 35:16Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, even from the side.

• 35:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  You know how?

• 35:22Speaker 03

  Wow, high man, fuck.

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, dude, you know what? You do have his nose. Congratulations.

• 35:29Speaker 03

  Look, you've got exactly it.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 35:31Speaker 00

  Put your head to the side.

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:32Speaker 03

  He's daddy.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. The only problem is you have Rosie O'Donnell's face.

• 35:39Speaker 00

  Holy shit.

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:41Speaker 00

  Now you want to say it?

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not what I wanted to say, but, um, that's the only problem, um.

• 35:50Bobby Lee?

  You know how the universe just goes on and on? You know?

• 35:54Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's just like your cheeks.

• 35:56Speaker 00

  They just go on and on.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know, that was not good, that was so mean.

• 35:59Speaker 03

  Wait, wait a second.

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  That was so mean, that was not good.

• 36:02Speaker 03

  You don't think you have cheeks? I have cheeks, you have cheeks, we're all cheeky.

• 36:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  Hey, that was a made-up compliment.

• 36:08Speaker 03

  We're the cheekiest pod, look at Gilbert's face, look at Alex.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Anyway, um, I think you're a very cute guy. Yeah, yeah. And I, um, you know, it's been a real blessing having you here.

• 36:21Speaker 04

  Thank you for having me.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  And, uh, you know, I view you as, uh, you know, who's been asking about you a lot is Andrew.

• 36:29Speaker 04

  Get out of here.

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  I swear to God, he's been mentioning you. He's like, oh, that kid that you have, he's very funny.

• 36:33Speaker 04

  Oh, he yelled at me at the Comedy Store.

• 36:36Speaker 03

  Why?

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  As a joke though, right?

• 36:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:38Speaker 04

  I knew it was a joke.

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's joking, right? No, he, uh, he really likes you. And I think a lot of people do, and congratulations.

• 36:45Speaker 04

  Thank you. I think he only likes me because of Ralph, right?

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 36:49Speaker 03

  No, don't say that.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't even, he doesn't even really kind of put that two and two together, really.

• 36:54Speaker 03

  But you think that people only like you because you're associated to Ralph? Because that's just not the case.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  No, I think you're associated, I think you're more associated with this podcast now.

• 37:03Speaker 04

  And Ralph.

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  No, but mostly here now. Because, because I, I think that, um, you know, you've done how many of these?

• 37:12Speaker 04

  How many?

• 37:12Speaker 00

  Probably four months worth. Yeah. Yeah, four months worth.

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  A bunch of episodes.

• 37:16Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think people now, you know, when they think of you, they don't necessarily think of Ralph. Think of me.

• 37:24Speaker 04

  Oh, God.

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's a good thing too, no?

• 37:29Speaker 04

  I guess, yeah, yeah.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 37:31Speaker 04

  It's a little Bobby. They call me little Bobby.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:34Speaker 04

  Some people do.

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  She's been a real blessing, that's all.

• 37:37Speaker 04

  Thanks, man.

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  You're welcome. Anyway.

• 37:39Speaker 04

  Anyways.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  Have you been watching anything good, guys? Wait, let's talk about, um, The Great British Bake Off. Do you know the?

• 37:44Speaker 03

  Oh, gosh, I didn't, I haven't finished the season yet, but I just saw that, um, what's her name? The Big Lady is Gone.

• 37:52Speaker 03

  The...

• 37:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the Russian one?

• 37:54Speaker 03

  No, she was like German or something.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, German, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:56Speaker 03

  She was so funny.

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  Who do you think the best one is so far?

• 37:59Speaker 03

  Um, gosh, why am I blanking on their names? But, um, I think the, the young Indian girl.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  You think she's the best?

• 38:08Speaker 03

  I think she's good. Um, wait, who do you think?

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  Dylan.

• 38:13Speaker 03

  Which one's Dylan?

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  He's like the good-looking little Hawaiian-looking kid.

• 38:16Speaker 03

  With the thick eyebrows and everything?

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:18Speaker 03

  Really?

• 38:19Speaker 00

  He looks like an American Idol.

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  That guy in the middle.

• 38:21Speaker 00

  Star.

• 38:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, he has a really cool-looking face.

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that kid is so good.

• 38:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, anyway, um.

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 38:31Speaker 03

  Nothing.

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  How many episodes are you in?

• 38:33Speaker 03

  Um, right after the one where she leaves.

• 38:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:36Speaker 03

  The lady on the right.

• 38:36Bobby Lee?

  So yeah, keep watching.

• 38:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think I stopped at like pastry week or something.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  Did you guys watch The Penguin?

• 38:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, we've been watching The Penguin.

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Finished it?

• 38:44Speaker 03

  Not yet. I think we're like one episode.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  Nothing?

• 38:47Speaker 03

  Should we do Christmas, um, gifts?

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:49Speaker 00

  Sure.

• 38:50Speaker 03

  Well, they already.

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  I don't have any.

• 38:52Speaker 00

  Me either. Clalos tried to one all.

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, do you have Chris? I, we didn't bring any.

• 38:56Speaker 03

  You went, no, I would honestly have the, the Obe, the Obe Lager is so good. Oh, wait, your palate is a little weird. Maybe the mango.

• 39:01Speaker 00

  Did you see that video of him eating sushi?

• 39:03Speaker 03

  I saw that. I was really proud of you.

• 39:05Speaker 00

  Were you?

• 39:06Speaker 03

  I was like, kind of like, what's the problem? But, you know.

• 39:09Speaker 00

  It's raw fish.

• 39:11Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, you need a bottle opener. Sorry.

• 39:13Speaker 00

  Oh, you do?

• 39:14Speaker 04

  I got you.

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  So, um, can I ask you some questions about Santa Claus?

• 39:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  You think Santa Claus goes to the Philippines?

• 39:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  When did he, when does he go? Does he go at the end?

• 39:26Speaker 03

  Why?

• 39:27Speaker 00

  The end? Like, oh, of the trip.

• 39:29Speaker 03

  Oh, you think that we're like at the bottom of his list?

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Like, if he has time.

• 39:33Speaker 00

  So like, US is first, then European countries. Is that what you're saying?

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, I was, okay, let me just see what, I mean, I would think that he would go to US first.

• 39:41Speaker 03

  Why?

• 39:42Speaker 00

  Highest GDP.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  Exact, thank you. Thank you. Highest GBT.

• 39:47Speaker 00

  Chat GPT?

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Chat GPT, dude.

• 39:50Speaker 03

  So you're saying he would even go to California first?

• 39:52Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, okay, that's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:56Speaker 03

  They're going by economy.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he goes to California, hits the West Coast first, right? No, he would go East Coast because of the time change.

• 40:04Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  Right? It's, you know what I mean?

• 40:06Speaker 03

  I don't.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  It's later, yeah.

• 40:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, oh, oh, my God. We see him first.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 40:12Speaker 03

  Because we're actually in the future.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  He might not have the time.

• 40:14Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 40:15Speaker 03

  Hey, listen to me. Christmas happens in the Philippines before it happens here. We're actually like seventeen hours ahead, so you're fucking wrong. In fact, we beat Korea.

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, I've been to, okay, can I, let me ask you another question then.

• 40:27Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  All right. I've been to the Philippines, not a lot of chimneys.

• 40:31Speaker 03

  That's not the only-

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  Not a lot of chimneys, so how the fuck does it get in the house?

• 40:35Speaker 03

  He throws it all over the yard.

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  He does?

• 40:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's what my dad says, cuz like when my dad- Cuz when my dad, um, when we had like Santa come over and our gifts and stuff, like- He, my dad would be like, "Santa is here," so there's some gifts under the tree-

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:50Speaker 03

  And he'd be like, "Go downstairs and like, see if you can like, chase after him," and we'd go downstairs, run into the yard-

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:55Speaker 03

  And there'd be like, a hula hoop in a tree, it was like scattered, gifts scattered everywhere.

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 41:00Speaker 03

  And so that's how-

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  You think Santa has time to play a hide and go seek kind of a-

• 41:04Speaker 03

  No, no, no, he just-

• 41:05Speaker 00

  Is that a Filipino thing, or a your dad thing?

• 41:06Speaker 03

  My dad thing, he's just like, um, "Hold on, but Santa is real, right?"

• 41:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's real. So he just basically goes, throws in the lawn?

• 41:14Speaker 03

  He has no time, he has no time for milk and cookies, whatever the fuck Americans wanna do with Santa, but no, he hasn't, he's a busy guy, he just throws it all.

• 41:21Bobby Lee?

  He just throws it all?

• 41:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, so he don't need-

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  He does go there?

• 41:23Speaker 03

  He does, first.

• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  He goes to all those islands?

• 41:26Speaker 03

  All the islands.

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  Can I say, he goes to Manila first?

• 41:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, he also wears, look, he also wears a barong.

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:32Speaker 03

  Oh, look, Santa's wearing a barong there.

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Okay, so he does go, interesting.

• 41:37Speaker 00

  Wears a rice hat.

• 41:37Speaker 03

  What about Korea?

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 41:39Speaker 03

  What about Korea?

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  You think that, okay, you think that he, he goes to the Philippines but not Korea?

• 41:45Speaker 03

  I don't think he cares about Koreans very much.

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  Give me, why?

• 41:49Speaker 03

  I mean, you guys are just-

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  We have shit.

• 41:51Speaker 00

  Martial law, dude.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:53Speaker 03

  It's like, basically, giving Samsung to the creator of Samsung, you know what I mean?

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  Ex- what?

• 41:59Speaker 03

  Like, you guys have stuff.

• 42:01Bobby Lee?

  The, thank you.

• 42:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I mean, is his, I mean, Filipino gifts are probably easy.

• 42:08Speaker 03

  What do you think Filipino-

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  Like a pineapple? Like a pineapple and coconut?

• 42:11Speaker 03

  I think as a kid, I was like, "Dear Santa, I want a pineapple."

• 42:15Bobby Lee?

  You're right.

• 42:16Speaker 03

  You never wrote to Santa? It shows.

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  And that, no, I never. Cuz I remember one time, I was at, I was at maybe, um, nine or 10, a kid told me, just came up to me and goes, "Santa's not real," and I went home, and my dad goes, "No, he's not real," you know what I mean?

• 42:30Speaker 03

  Oh, no!

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  And then it was just ended, it ended it.

• 42:32Speaker 03

  Did you believe in Santa Jones?

• 42:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:34Speaker 03

  Did you write to Santa?

• 42:35Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  But, but what did you write him?

• 42:38Speaker 05

  I said, I remember like, asking for like, Barbie dolls.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  Dude, look at Korean Santa.

• 42:45Speaker 00

  It doesn't look, that doesn't look right.

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  No, it looks so right to me, dude.

• 42:48Speaker 00

  It does not look right.

• 42:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look, look at it. Dude, look at how, dude, how, look at how rosy his cheeks are. It's amazing.

• 42:54Speaker 03

  Looks like you to be honest.

• 42:56Bobby Lee?

  So what did you write him?

• 42:57Speaker 05

  Barbie dolls and like a bicycle, but I always thought like Santa would just go through the front door. I've never thought like we needed chimneys for it.

• 43:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think that Santa just goes to the front door of?

• 43:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, at midnight and we don't need to put cookies and milk.

• 43:14Speaker 03

  He just. Stupid, right?

• 43:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:16Speaker 03

  Why does he need that?

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just, I don't want to be confrontational. I honestly don't believe he goes. In the Philippines, are there Christmas carols?

• 43:25Speaker 03

  We have the best.

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you guys sing so good.

• 43:28Speaker 03

  No, no, I mean, like, it's still part of our culture where you go house to house.

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, look at the Mexican Santa, dude. Oh, my God.

• 43:35Speaker 00

  All the gifts are piñatas.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:37Speaker 04

  That's very inaccurate.

• 43:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 43:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:40Bobby Lee?

  Why? He doesn't, he doesn't give piñatas.

• 43:43Speaker 04

  No, he gives piñatas. We get, we get a can of frijoles.

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:49Speaker 00

  Wow, this is an actual guy that did this.

• 43:52Speaker 04

  Not Coke, like that Coca-Cola.

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, Mexican Coke.

• 43:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, Mexican Coke, yeah, Coke.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible. What's the best gift you've gotten for Christmas, Jaime?

• 44:04Speaker 04

  This is good.

• 44:05Speaker 03

  The mango IPA.

• 44:07Speaker 04

  I'm only feeling it.

• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  You drink another one, man.

• 44:09Speaker 03

  Drink, drink the Uber one.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, try the Uber one.

• 44:11Speaker 04

  No, I have to drive.

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 44:14Speaker 05

  You said you don't have to drive.

• 44:15Speaker 04

  I lied.

• 44:18Speaker 00

  It's his new character. Drunk dad on Christmas. He's trying to be drunk dad on Christmas, this whole thing.

• 44:23Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 44:23Speaker 04

  My dad, they collected me as a child.

• 44:27Bobby Lee?

  Did he really?

• 44:30Speaker 04

  Uh, the best Christmas gift I ever got.

• 44:32Speaker 00

  You backed out of that quick.

• 44:34Speaker 04

  No, I love my dad. Um, the best Christmas gift I ever got was like a, um, an Xbox.

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  That's a good gift.

• 44:43Speaker 04

  Xbox 360.

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  That's a great gift, Ed.

• 44:46Speaker 04

  I was the first one in my street to have one.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 44:49Speaker 04

  And then Ralph.

• 44:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Ralph got it in one second?

• 44:51Speaker 04

  No, he got the PS3.

• 44:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you can play each other? Wow.

• 44:55Speaker 04

  But everybody went to his house instead of mine.

• 44:57Bobby Lee?

  You guys live like close to each other? How close?

• 44:59Speaker 04

  Two houses down.

• 45:00Bobby Lee?

  No. Wow.

• 45:03Speaker 03

  So cute.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  Are they still, still like that?

• 45:05Speaker 04

  No.

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  Your parents are still next to?

• 45:07Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, they are.

• 45:07Bobby Lee?

  Two days, two, two, two houses down?

• 45:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:10Bobby Lee?

  I can't even speak today, okay.

• 45:11Speaker 04

  They all went to his house, not mine.

• 45:13Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 45:14Speaker 04

  Because we had like thirteen people living in Uwase, so there wasn't much room to play.

• 45:19Bobby Lee?

  What what's the best gift you ever gotten, Jules?

• 45:22Speaker 05

  Um, for Christmas, I think, um, Ephraim got me, yeah, the PC, the computer.

• 45:31Speaker 00

  That's incredible. Gaming PC.

• 45:32Bobby Lee?

  Incredible. How about you?

• 45:36Speaker 03

  Um, best Christmas gift ever. No, you know what you and I did?

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 45:41Speaker 03

  We gave the best Christmas gift.

• 45:43Bobby Lee?

  What did we give?

• 45:44Speaker 03

  Everything. Traeger grill. Like, remember, we would?

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 45:48Speaker 03

  So Bobby and I would do this like Christmas bobnanza.

• 45:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:51Speaker 03

  Where we would buy like ten like expensive gifts and we would have people like fight for them.

• 45:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. The best gift I got was a um, Golden Goose leather jacket.

• 46:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think you got me an iPad once.

• 46:03Bobby Lee?

  I, yeah. Did I give you anything ever?

• 46:06Speaker 05

  Um, you gave me like the anime rug.

• 46:11Speaker 03

  Oh, that was cute. Yeah.

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  That was pretty cool.

• 46:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:14Bobby Lee?

  Pretty cool. I have a gift for you, Bobby.

• 46:16Speaker 04

  You got to get it to me, see it?

• 46:19Speaker 01

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• 46:54Speaker 04

  Want to pass it to you or you want me?

• 46:56Bobby Lee?

  I want you to come and deliver to me. No, I need him to deliver to me. Thank you.

• 46:59Speaker 04

  Just have to get up, drink my beer.

• 47:03Speaker 03

  Bring his beer with him.

• 47:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 47:08Speaker 04

  Shorts with the camera.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay. Wolf brand chili.

• 47:12Speaker 04

  Texas made, baby.

• 47:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it is?

• 47:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:15Bobby Lee?

  Cause you remember what happened, right?

• 47:17Speaker 04

  It says Texas of technique.

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  Huh?

• 47:20Speaker 03

  You okay?

• 47:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, it says of technique, right?

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, of technique. What's the word?

• 47:25Speaker 04

  Texas, wait, let me see it again.

• 47:27Bobby Lee?

  No, what's the word?

• 47:28Speaker 04

  It's wolf brand chili, Texas.

• 47:30Bobby Lee?

  Ah what?

• 47:31Speaker 04

  Ah what technique?

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  Ah technique?

• 47:34Speaker 04

  Of technique. Ah technique.

• 47:36Speaker 03

  You got it, it's fine. We understand it. Authentic.

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  Authentic.

• 47:39Speaker 04

  Authentic.

• 47:41Speaker 03

  Jesus.

• 47:45Speaker 03

  No one's making fun of you, Jaime. You guys are mean.

• 47:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:48Bobby Lee?

  He can't see authentic!

• 47:50Speaker 03

  He can, he has a feature present!

• 47:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, thank you.

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  Do you have one?

• 47:54Speaker 03

  Yes!

• 47:56Speaker 04

  It's been a year, yes.

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for the authentic wolf chili.

• 48:01Speaker 04

  You're welcome.

• 48:01Bobby Lee?

  Is it good?

• 48:02Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 48:03Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna try it tonight.

• 48:04Speaker 04

  I wanna see you eat it, the way you made me eat sushi.

• 48:10Bobby Lee?

  You hated it that much?

• 48:12Speaker 04

  Sushi?

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:13Speaker 04

  Uh, the only thing I liked was the California roll.

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but the rest of them you didn't like.

• 48:16Speaker 04

  Eo? Come on, man.

• 48:18Bobby Lee?

  Alright, Doc.

• 48:18Speaker 04

  So good. I wanna see you eat that.

• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  No, we're gonna take you to a nice restaurant one day. But thank you so much. Thanks for the gift. Um, you brought that with you from Texas?

• 48:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, pass it to TSA.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, thank you so much. You smuggled it across.

• 48:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, smuggled.

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  That's great, dude.

• 48:33Speaker 04

  They saw it, but they ignored it.

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  Of course they did, it's chili.

• 48:37Speaker 04

  They're like, whose bag is this? I'm like, it's mine. Ah, makes sense.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:40Speaker 04

  You know?

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  So what are you guys, what are we gonna do for Christmas this year?

• 48:45Speaker 03

  I'm doing nothing. You?

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna, I haven't been home in a long time.

• 48:50Speaker 03

  Oh, you're gonna go home?

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna hang out with my mom, yeah.

• 48:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna hang out with her. And, um, I haven't done it in a long time and I miss it. I'm gonna sleep in the house. And then, um, try to figure that out, you know?

• 49:02Speaker 03

  Jules, what are we doing?

• 49:04Speaker 05

  Just dinner?

• 49:05Speaker 03

  Watching movies?

• 49:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, sleep over.

• 49:08Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, we're doing a slumber party.

• 49:09Bobby Lee?

  You saw Gladiator already?

• 49:11Speaker 03

  No, no, yeah, she did though.

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  Good?

• 49:13Speaker 05

  It was good. I'm just, there's so many hot guys that I think it's good. It's a good movie because of the hot guy.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 49:21Speaker 04

  What?

• 49:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  That's why I like watching Gladiator movies, the hot guy.

• 49:26Speaker 05

  Paul Masca and, um, Pedro, so hot.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 49:30Speaker 03

  Paul Masca is pretty hot.

• 49:31Bobby Lee?

  Pretty hot, yeah.

• 49:32Speaker 03

  Pedro Pascal, yeah.

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, pretty hot stuff, man.

• 49:36Speaker 04

  Ignore the script.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:38Speaker 03

  Why don't we all wish each, well, give each other like end of year wishes for each other?

• 49:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, through song though.

• 49:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  Everyone gets eight bars.

• 49:46Speaker 04

  Eight bars.

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  Merry Christmas to you, my friend. Let your destiny not come to an end. Creating laughter and creating joy. And may you get many toys under the tree.

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm alone again in this house. I'm alone. I might die here alone in the house once again.

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna kill myself.

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna kill myself for Christmas.

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  Bye bye. Bye bye.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  What do you think?

• 51:04Speaker 03

  So good.

• 51:05Speaker 04

  That's so good.

• 51:06Speaker 00

  I'd be your best.

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Isra? Yeah?

• 51:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  Pretty heartfelt. You wanna try a little verse or what?

• 51:12Speaker 00

  Hi, Meg.

• 51:13Speaker 03

  Hi, Meg.

• 51:16Speaker 04

  It's the end of the year again, like every year. I wish everybody a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Like they say, it's always the darkest before the dawn.

• 51:36Speaker 05

  Oh, that was it?

• 51:40Speaker 04

  And wish you many more years, fellas and gals.

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  Very good song. Jules? Let me try, try different. It was a little depressing though. Right? The chords were a little depressing.

• 51:53Speaker 05

  It was like, you know, "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins?

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:56Speaker 05

  That was very bad.

• 52:01Bobby Lee?

  Just a different... Okay, wait.

• 52:08Speaker 05

  Christmas time.

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, stop, stop. My, uh, sorry. You're, you're getting into it with your hands. I like it. Give it a minute though. Give it a, yeah, give it... I'll do some humming with you.

• 52:18Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I don't like that. Hold on.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  What, what, what are you doing with your hands?

• 52:34Speaker 05

  I'm trying to...

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  You look really nervous. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:42Speaker 05

  Christmas time. It's here.

• 52:49Speaker 05

  Love in everyone.

• 52:55Speaker 05

  Christmas time.

• 52:59Speaker 05

  Wishing everyone.

• 53:04Speaker 05

  Happiness.

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:09Speaker 05

  I love you.

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  Really good. All right, Two Face, you got it?

• 53:13Speaker 05

  No, I can't sing. Sweetie, I can't sing.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're gonna.

• 53:28Speaker 05

  My best friend.

• 53:31Speaker 05

  We used to celebrate.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  Dude, it's like Dr. Strangelove. It's literally, put up Dr. Strangelove.

• 53:43Speaker 03

  Oh, give me another chance.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  It's like Dr. Strangelove singing. Look up Dr. Strangelove. I swear to God, you give me Dr. with the glasses?

• 53:50Speaker 03

  Give me another chance.

• 53:51Speaker 00

  He didn't move the whole time? It was crazy.

• 53:54Bobby Lee?

  It's like you're putting a spell on me or something. Put Dr. Strangelove up. There's Dr. Strangelove.

• 54:00Speaker 00

  All his face wasn't moving at all.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  It was not moving at all, dude.

• 54:04Speaker 00

  She was like...

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  Dead, dead dude.

• 54:05Speaker 00

  My best friend.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. All right, Doctor, ready?

• 54:10Speaker 03

  Go ahead, go ahead.

• 54:16Speaker 03

  I'm missing you.

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  This is not gonna work for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like the Dr. Strangelove, ready?

• 54:30Speaker 03

  I'm missing you, my best friend.

• 54:37Speaker 03

  Christmas hasn't been the same.

• 54:43Speaker 03

  I'm missing the hugs and kisses, cats, the dogs under the tree.

• 54:55Bobby Lee?

  That's so nice of them. So good, thank you, Dr. Strangelove. George and Gilbert, you wanna go to go?

• 55:02Speaker 00

  Sure, we should have Alex rap.

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, at the end, no, so you guys do a do what and then have Alex rap?

• 55:07Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  All right?

• 55:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  Um, let me see here.

• 55:12Speaker 00

  Something faster.

• 55:30Speaker 00

  Snow is falling, the fires are glowing. Presents stacked high under the tree. Laughter echoes, the vibe is a show. And who walks in it? Bobby Lee. Oh, Bobby Lee, in a Santa hat. Dancing wild like it's MTV.

• 55:58Speaker 00

  He grabs the mic and sings off key. A cookie's crumble melts out of sight. Bobby's got jokes, he's cracking spree. He tells a tale of a Christmas night.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  What are you reading dude?

• 56:12Speaker 00

  Chat GPT.

• 56:16Bobby Lee?

  That's not a cheat, I want a chat GPT song.

• 56:19Speaker 03

  Let's do it together.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  No, you, here we go, I'm gonna, I'm gonna use chat too, man. That's so cheating dude, are you cheating dude? I want to try it too, hold on. This is, okay, so this is chat GPT. I put Bobby Lee involving, ready?

• 56:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay. It's a Christmas Eve, the snow's falling down. Bobby Lee's the wildest guy in town. In a Santa suit, he's making a scene. Sliding down chimneys like a comedy king. Wow, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Jingle bells, he's ringing the laughs. Stuffing the stockings with jokes from his past. Ex-nok in hands, he's dancing on the tree. Who needs Rudolph, we got Bobby Lee.

• 57:19Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow, pretty good.

• 57:21Speaker 00

  Alright chat.

• 57:22Bobby Lee?

  Alright, you have a chat GPT on Khalyla?

• 57:24Speaker 03

  I'm so sorry, I dug into the cookies.

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well I can do, I have chat GPT too.

• 57:29Speaker 04

  I have one.

• 57:31Bobby Lee?

  You, you, okay, you want a single one?

• 57:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 57:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, hold on. Hold on.

• 57:41Speaker 04

  This one's called Christmas Star, hi man. Oh, hi man. You're a Christmas star, shining bright. No matter where you are, with your laugh, you light the tree.

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's a kind of.

• 57:57Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 57:59Speaker 00

  Wow, what a.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  What a show. What a garbage. Good night.

• 58:05Speaker 04

  Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

• 58:29Speaker 01

  Hey, it's Adam Grant from TED's Rethinking Podcast. As businesses scale, success depends on how well knowledge is captured, shared, and kept up to date. Camtasia Pro turns teams' expertise into engaging training, onboarding, and documentation. No professional editing experience required. With the industry's best screen recording, video editing, and AI-powered workflows, you can train faster and boost operational efficiency. Get over $100 off your first year at camtasia pro.com and start building a smarter way to educate customers, onboard employees, and ensure valuable expertise is shared across teams.