Dominick Cruz & The Joe Rogan Text

Former UFC bantamweight champion Dominick Cruz joins TigerBelly and immediately starts breaking Bobby’s brain, from fight psychology to uncomfortable hypotheticals. We chat with Michael Bisping, Limp Bizkit vs. The Beatles, fighter pay, handsome fighters, fear of texting Joe Rogan, and whether Bobby could ever survive a fight. Limited Time Offer – Get Huel’s full High-Protein Starter Kit with my exclusive offer of 20% OFF online with my code TIGERBELLY20 at huel.com/TIGERBELLY20 http://huel.com/TIGERBELLY20. New Customers Only. Code only valid for the bundle. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/belly https://www.hims.com/belly See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:25Bobby Lee?

  You're so tan, too. You look so good. I think it's a hickey. It's a hickey, dude. From a water buffalo.

• 1:34Speaker 02

  No, like I said, if this was a hickey, she'd be way too big for me.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? Wow.

• 1:42Speaker 02

  It's disappointing, isn't it? Wow, you're that guy. You can play piano, too?

• 1:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude. Violin.

• 1:48Speaker 02

  So you can play piano?

• 1:51Speaker 02

  Tell jokes?

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude. I can fight. I can fight, bro.

• 1:57Speaker 02

  What are you fighting for?

• 1:58Bobby Lee?

  What? For my life, bud.

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  Dominic Cruz. Dominic Cruz. He's the best. And he can kick your ass. Someone stole the style and his name is TJ Dillashaw.

• 2:16Speaker 02

  You said it, not me.

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did, I told you. He's a, TJ's a thief. TJ's a thief. Learn to fight on your own style. What a thief. What a goober.

• 2:32Speaker 02

  I mean technically.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:34Speaker 02

  Technically, you could say you steal styles too.

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  No. Ooh. No, no, no, I'm influenced.

• 2:39Speaker 02

  But you're not the first person I've seen with the ass cracking out. The only other ones that you copied are plumbers.

• 2:45Bobby Lee?

  But two different, you know what I mean?

• 2:47Speaker 02

  You guys both wear no underwear? You're both trying to flex it?

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  I understand, I understand.

• 2:52Speaker 02

  It's a flexy that.

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you're right, maybe I'm a thief. I'm a butthole thief.

• 2:55Speaker 02

  I like it.

• 2:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh god. Yeah, and, you know what I mean? Maybe that's true, but my point is, is that.

• 2:59Speaker 02

  Would that make you a pitcher or catcher?

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm both, dude. Damn.

• 3:03Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I rip open and you can shred mine.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  And that's my, that's my motto, dude. Yeah, rip open, shred.

• 3:13Speaker 02

  I brought you some authentic cuisine, too.

• 3:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Panda Express, I get it. It's not authentic, dude. No. It's not authentic. Don't do this, I'm not authentic.

• 3:24Speaker 02

  No, I mean, I really thought that.

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand.

• 3:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I understand. Yeah.

• 3:30Speaker 02

  I just don't want to come empty handed.

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  I understand.

• 3:32Speaker 02

  Ever to somebody's house.

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  What, what, do you know what ethnicity I am or nationality I am?

• 3:36Speaker 02

  Um, Korean.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly. Do you know what that is?

• 3:39Speaker 02

  That would be.

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  Chinese, dude.

• 3:41Speaker 02

  Authentic cuisine.

• 3:45Speaker 02

  I never said.

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  I know you never did.

• 3:46Speaker 02

  Anything else.

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  It's the same region.

• 3:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  Which is.

• 3:50Speaker 02

  Similar, right?

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I have some frijoles.

• 3:53Speaker 02

  So let me ask you this.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  You like frijoles?

• 3:54Speaker 02

  I do.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  Bust up the frijoles in the flour, dude. Okay?

• 3:58Speaker 02

  This is the thing. If we had everybody who's from China and everybody from Japan and everybody from Korea and you went all onto a basketball court.

• 4:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  What would happen?

• 4:10Speaker 02

  And you went shirts and skins?

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:12Speaker 02

  Which we've, we've heard this before.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I think the Chinese would win.

• 4:17Speaker 02

  Why?

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  Because they have taller dudes. Yao Ming, right, Chinese?

• 4:20Speaker 03

  Who else?

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  There's another guy that's right, that's- This is Dom, this is a cat. You're a cat? To say that, to be late? To say who else and to be late is unfathomable to me. Okay? So apologize first.

• 4:35Speaker 03

  I apologize, Bobby Lee, I'm so sorry.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Do you know the, our, our guest here?

• 4:39Speaker 03

  Um, I do.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what, tell, tell, tell me what you know about him.

• 4:44Bobby Lee?

  Tell me what you know about him.

• 4:45Speaker 03

  Uh, you're very strong?

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  Ooh! Yeah, that's very good.

• 4:48Speaker 02

  That's the first time I've heard that.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:51Speaker 03

  Um, and you, you, you-

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In what div- what, what weight class?

• 4:58Speaker 03

  Um, I'm gonna go with, uh-

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  Lightweight. What'd you say, dude? Lightweight, no?

• 5:04Speaker 03

  Featherweight?

• 5:05Speaker 02

  Close, close.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:07Speaker 02

  What else we got?

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Lightweight. Upper weight.

• 5:09Speaker 03

  Peanut weight?

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  Welterweight?

• 5:10Speaker 02

  Close, that would be his weight.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  You know what, Dom? Not my weight, dude. Yeah, I weigh 160.

• 5:17Speaker 02

  Really?

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  What, what, 152, I mean. What weight would I be 152?

• 5:22Speaker 02

  You would really weigh 152?

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:23Speaker 02

  You're a flyweight.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude. Flyweight, dude. Who would I fight?

• 5:27Speaker 02

  Demetrius Johnson.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  Mighty Mouse.

• 5:29Speaker 02

  You ready?

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  I could beat him, dude.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  I challenge Demetrius Johnson. He's retired, no? You think you could beat Mighty Mouse? In, in what form?

• 5:39Speaker 03

  His name's Mighty Mouse?

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:41Speaker 03

  Oh, you got it.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  You think I got it?

• 5:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  He's so good.

• 5:45Speaker 02

  The real Mighty Mouse? Like, have you seen-

• 5:47Speaker 03

  The cartoon?

• 5:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:49Speaker 02

  He's actually kinda like that.

• 5:50Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He is a beast.

• 5:53Speaker 03

  Doesn't he have big ears, Mighty Mouse?

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  No, he's black.

• 5:55Speaker 03

  Oh!

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What does that have to do with that?

• 5:59Speaker 02

  I don't think that's-

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  There he is, right there.

• 6:01Speaker 02

  The mouse parts.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  This is him.

• 6:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh my god, I would, everything would break. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:07Speaker 03

  Oh, wow.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  This guy's a beast, dude.

• 6:09Speaker 03

  What?

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  Look at him, look at him, look at those muscles! Oh my god.

• 6:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, so that's his weight, that's-

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  That's my weight, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:15Speaker 03

  You think you could go with that guy?

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  I was kidding.

• 6:18Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  Of course not.

• 6:19Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  Dude, fighting him? I would die in, what, 10 seconds, 5 seconds.

• 6:24Speaker 02

  I mean, I can't play the piano.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 6:26Speaker 02

  So it's like, we all have our gifts.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  I know, but how long do you think I could last? Be honest.

• 6:30Speaker 02

  Uh, fighting?

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:31Speaker 02

  I mean, I, you wouldn't make it in there.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  You mean, I wouldn't be able to get into the cage?

• 6:37Speaker 02

  Oh, you dude, the nerves would get you before you got out there.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  I know, but how long you think?

• 6:41Speaker 02

  In the fight?

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in the fight. Five seconds?

• 6:47Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 6:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, maybe.

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  Five seconds, maybe?

• 6:50Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:51Speaker 02

  I think you're durable. You look durable.

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:52Speaker 02

  So I think you'd last a little longer through just durability.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Your durability.

• 6:55Speaker 02

  I feel like you've been through enough miserable life experience.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  I have, I have. Molested, beaten, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm definitely durable. You're crafty, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm crafty, dude. Wow. What about sparring? I was on the wrestling team.

• 7:07Speaker 02

  Oh, shit, you were.

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  So he might last. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was, no, I, I'd have, okay, for me to fight Dominique Cruz, I would need two years of training.

• 7:15Speaker 03

  Only?

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  Only. To, to last more than 20 seconds.

• 7:18Speaker 03

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  That would be my goal, to last more than 30 seconds.

• 7:21Speaker 03

  Bobby can last.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Two years of training. I would do a lot of running in the circle.

• 7:25Speaker 02

  You look kinda athletic here.

• 7:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:27Speaker 02

  When, when did that change for you?

• 7:32Speaker 02

  The athleticism thing.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  You don't lose it, Dom?

• 7:35Speaker 02

  No.

• 7:35Bobby Lee?

  Ooh. Yeah, Dom, you don't lose athleticism.

• 7:38Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:40Speaker 02

  Your arms look a lot different now. Maybe it's the sweater.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I know. Dude, I know, I'm old, how old are you?

• 7:47Speaker 02

  I mean, are we really eating personal like that?

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did.

• 7:49Speaker 02

  It's a little.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 7:51Speaker 02

  I'm 40.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  You know, what you are. So I'm 54.

• 7:53Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so for being 54, I.

• 7:55Speaker 02

  No, I give it to you. You actually look good for 54.

• 7:58Speaker 03

  You guys both look great.

• 8:00Speaker 02

  Thanks.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 8:01Speaker 03

  You're welcome.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. What about Dom? Yeah, how long you think you'd be last with, uh, Dominique Cruz? Sparring? Yeah. Like 30 seconds?

• 8:11Speaker 03

  What's the other option?

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  30 seconds, there's just no. For sparring with like.

• 8:15Speaker 02

  You know how long 30 seconds is?

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  It's a long time.

• 8:17Speaker 02

  Start the clock now.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  I would probably spend a hundred grand just to see that happen.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  Tell us when it's done, you know?

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think, Alex?

• 8:23Speaker 02

  30 seconds is a long.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Like sparring with the gear?

• 8:25Speaker 02

  Like, if you've ever.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  I know, yeah, exactly. 30 seconds is a long time, dude. It's a lifetime! Okay, but I'm saying with gear, like. What do you have?

• 8:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, with.

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  Football gear?

• 8:34Speaker 02

  It still hasn't been 30 seconds yet, I don't think, by the way.

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't know about.

• 8:38Speaker 02

  You know how many times I've hit you by now?

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How many times? Oh! No, I'm not trying to fight.

• 8:42Speaker 02

  No, I'm not trying to.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's, he's hit you 20 times already.

• 8:46Speaker 02

  No, it's like.

• 8:47Speaker 03

  The look in your eye is crazy when you're like, you know how many times I've hit you?

• 8:52Speaker 02

  Well, I just think about thirty seconds, how long that is.

• 8:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:55Speaker 02

  It's so long.

• 8:56Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 8:56Speaker 02

  I've had thirty seconds left and around and been, wow. I've been begging for thirty seconds to end.

• 9:01Speaker 03

  Me too.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  I want to leave you hanging on that, you've obviously. You guys have had sex before?

• 9:08Speaker 03

  No.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  What's that noise?

• 9:13Speaker 03

  Nothing.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 9:15Speaker 02

  Well, I figured thirty seconds.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  Me too to you.

• 9:17Speaker 03

  Okay, me too.

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  No, but me to you is like a

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't be believing getting hard, lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's just no way. Who would you fuck first, me or Jaime?

• 9:32Speaker 03

  Dominick.

• 9:34Speaker 04

  Me or Jaime? Dominick.

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow. He wasn't an option.

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Dominick's hot. You seeing somebody already? Married?

• 9:47Speaker 02

  Not married, not married.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  What's it like being in a, I mean, does your, um, significant other have to be an athlete?

• 9:54Speaker 02

  You know.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  Or could he be a fatty?

• 9:56Speaker 02

  You know, my significant other just has to be very understanding. It's funny, because actually, it changed, you change when you're done fighting. Like, at first, when you're, when you're competing at the highest level, it's like, I was choosing a partner according to what fighting needed. Then you finish fighting, and now it's like, okay, what does Dominick need? And it's like, holy shit.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  What does Dominick need?

• 10:16Speaker 02

  It's a great question.

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:17Speaker 02

  I'm still trying to figure it out.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 10:20Speaker 02

  I don't know. I've been retired for six months.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  You need tenderness?

• 10:24Speaker 02

  I could use a hug?

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, we did that.

• 10:27Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 10:29Speaker 03

  Do it for thirty seconds.

• 10:32Speaker 05

  Thirty seconds.

• 10:32Speaker 02

  See, I feel better. I already, just like, he has, you have to take advantage of the cuddliness that he looks like.

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's, I'm a girl, let's, I'm a girl. My name is Sabrina, and so I like Taylor Swift.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, obsessed. Like I have all, I memorize all her songs, right? Okay. Um, I'm an influencer. You sound like my cousin. Yeah, good. And, um.

• 10:56Speaker 04

  Are you into that?

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, yeah. I love incense too. Is that where we're going? No, no, no, no, no, I'm not your cousin, no. I'm Sabrina. And you know, whenever we go out for a meal, I have to take every photo of every meal. Yeah. Appetizers, lemonade, the whole thing, right?

• 11:11Speaker 04

  Lemonade.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  What else? Um, I sleep late. I sleep at five in the morning, because I game. You're a gamer too? I'm a gamer online, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah, yeah, I game online, you know what I mean? And right now I'm playing, um, Aphex Twins. It's a new game. Is it really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's an MMO, it's called Aphex Twins. And it's a band too, but. Heard of that. Yeah, yeah. So would you date this person? Um, no. No, he's out, yeah. She's out, she's out. No, it was a guy.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  I have a penis, I forgot the message. Oh man. No, so that's out. What about this? Um.

• 11:44Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 11:45Speaker 05

  How about this?

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  No, no, can I?

• 11:48Speaker 05

  If you're doing scenarios with girls, let me do one.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Alright, okay, okay, you could do one.

• 11:52Speaker 04

  I'll do one too after you.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone do one.

• 11:55Speaker 00

  Is Dom voting for which one he likes the best?

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so. Could I change mine then?

• 12:00Speaker 04

  No!

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Maybe change mine?

• 12:01Speaker 04

  No!

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know it was a competition!

• 12:03Speaker 04

  No, it's a competition!

• 12:04Speaker 05

  No.

• 12:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:07Speaker 05

  You go first.

• 12:07Speaker 04

  No, you go first.

• 12:08Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  Because you don't have yours.

• 12:10Speaker 05

  Yes, I do. Improv.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead, improv it.

• 12:14Speaker 05

  Hi, my name is.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  No, what do you do with the mic? You don't have a mic?

• 12:17Speaker 05

  No, I don't have a mic.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  What are you covering the mic for?

• 12:18Speaker 05

  I'm doing the voice.

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  There's no change. Okay, okay, go. I get it. Alright, okay. He's gotta change it a little. Okay, go.

• 12:24Speaker 04

  He's got.

• 12:25Speaker 05

  I gotta change a little bit. Um, okay. Hi, my name is, um, Shelby. I'm thirty years old. I'm a librarian. I, um, I do arts and crafts on the weekends, mimosas on Sundays. I'm, I'm just a fun gal to just lay back and chill and, and I get you're a boxer, so that's kinda hot.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  He's not a boxer, but, okay.

• 12:50Speaker 05

  Well, a fighter.

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:52Speaker 05

  And, um, let's just see where this goes.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  That seems, okay, go ahead, Kat.

• 12:58Speaker 04

  Wait, let him process that.

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  I mean.

• 12:59Speaker 05

  I'm a double D.

• 13:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 13:02Speaker 04

  Oh, you just put that out at the end.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  Can I, can I put one added thing to my?

• 13:05Speaker 04

  No, no!

• 13:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 13:06Speaker 04

  You're gonna be a BBL.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Add the tightest vagina in the world. Yeah, it is. I'm gonna add mine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like virgin, like a virgin style. Okay. Go ahead. Pressure's on, because you're actually a female.

• 13:19Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:20Speaker 04

  Hi. My name's Daryl.

• 13:25Speaker 04

  I like podcasts and venison and I think that Mike Tyson's a really good guy.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, I'm not into guys, so you're out.

• 13:36Speaker 04

  Well, I'm not a guy.

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  Daryl's not a guy.

• 13:39Speaker 04

  Daryl's not a guy.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  Is that a both name?

• 13:43Speaker 04

  Daryl, Dara. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, try again. I think you got more in the tank.

• 13:47Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:48Speaker 04

  Um, I also drive a stick shift and I love playing.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  That's kind of up there.

• 13:56Speaker 04

  That's great. I also have a huge, uh, damn it, um, throat. Uh, okay. I'm done now, please.

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  Really, really good, intense. Tight vagina, huge throat.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  I think we know who wins that war.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, just the analysis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, very good. And you're wearing your cholo, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, visually, we're not, we don't look like what we look like, you know what I mean? No, but he's. Can I describe what I look like? Double D's. Yeah. So that's visual. Oh, yeah, yeah, that is true. But he's wearing a cholo there over the top of him, so now you can't see him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, uh, yeah, you win. So I win. Tight vagina wins. Yeah, yeah, every time, every time, every time. Yeah, very good. I won that.

• 14:37Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  Without even knowing I was in the competition.

• 14:40Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  Beforehand. What's going on? Nothing. Okay. Can I ask you, because we've had an, we've had an argument here on this podcast. You guys don't have an argument, no chance. Oh, yeah, we do. What's a better band, a rock band?

• 14:53Speaker 04

  Oh, I love, um.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  Limp Bizkit?

• 14:56Speaker 04

  Linkin Park.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  Or the Beatles. Or the Beatles. Limp Bizkit or a Beatles? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have to go with Limp Bizkit. Oh!

• 15:05Speaker 02

  I like the Beatles, but they're just more my era, Limp Bizkit.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Like fighting, it's just one of those days.

• 15:11Speaker 02

  It's when I was wrestling, that's what I'm listening to. I've had a lot of.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  They're not gonna be yesterday. When they're about to fight, you know what I mean? Can't be such. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:20Speaker 02

  Yes, Beatles were a little bit, you know, they're a little bit soft.

• 15:25Bobby Lee?

  No eggs.

• 15:26Speaker 02

  Wouldn't say boring because they did set the bar for Limp Bizkit to eventually take place. Right? They're the, they're the, they made the path.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:35Speaker 02

  You know, kinda like.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  It's really interesting.

• 15:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's pretty.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  It's really true. And, um. I wanna get close to you, dude.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  That's what I've, because I've been a fan for a long time, but I think we took a couple of steps back. Yeah, yeah, with that. Okay. Oh. Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. Fight, fight, fight, fight. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I've never heard of this band. You know who the biggest doofus in the world is?

• 16:00Speaker 02

  You'll be okay.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  What? I know.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  You'll be okay.

• 16:02Bobby Lee?

  The biggest doofus in the world, can we agree, is Michael Bisping.

• 16:06Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 16:08Speaker 02

  Now we're into.

• 16:09Bobby Lee?

  He's been on this podcast, what, a couple of times? Twice.

• 16:11Speaker 02

  You brought him on twice?

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what a doofus.

• 16:17Speaker 02

  Well, he would be tough to be, to have on here. He's just, he takes everything so personally.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:22Speaker 02

  Very sensitive.

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  Very sensitive man.

• 16:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  Very sensitive, which is a weakness. Which is a weakness, if you can think about it, you know what I mean? Oh, God. God, if I run into Michael, he's gonna destroy me, dude. Thirty second. No, he's a great guy. He's very talented. But, um, you, you, you think you're smarter than Michael Bisping?

• 16:39Speaker 02

  I mean, we're, are we really setting the watering line with Bisping?

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love watering lines and I love Bisping. Let's do it.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  I mean, it's not, we're not.

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a different level. Yeah, of intellect.

• 16:52Speaker 02

  Yeah. He's not really like, come on.

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:55Speaker 02

  He's Bisping. He just, he just angry.

• 16:57Bobby Lee?

  He, he reacts.

• 16:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  He's a reactor.

• 16:59Speaker 02

  He's angry.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:00Speaker 02

  An angry guy.

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  But a funny guy.

• 17:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  No?

• 17:03Speaker 02

  He is funny.

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  Very funny, man.

• 17:05Speaker 02

  I think the funniest part about him is when he's angry.

• 17:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right. He did, so I've never seen him angry.

• 17:09Speaker 02

  Oh, he's always angry.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 17:11Speaker 02

  When is he not angry?

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  What does he get angry about?

• 17:14Speaker 02

  I mean, any joke you make about him.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  So he's about to, he's gonna get angry about what? His eye.

• 17:20Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, he's gonna get mad.

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  He has a goofy eye. Can we talk about his goofy eye?

• 17:24Speaker 03

  Is it a lazy eye?

• 17:26Speaker 02

  Touchy subject.

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh, he's retired. That eye is retired. Yeah, yeah, or retarded. I don't know.

• 17:33Speaker 02

  I brought it up before.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  Cut that out, the retarded part?

• 17:35Speaker 02

  I brought it up before in the past and I won't, I, I just probably shouldn't do it again. We work together still.

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  He'll, he'll destroy you.

• 17:41Speaker 02

  He'd do his best.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:43Speaker 02

  He has no knees anymore.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, no, he has a fake eye? Yeah, he won fights.

• 17:48Speaker 02

  No, it's a literal thing.

• 17:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I didn't know they had a fake eye.

• 17:51Speaker 02

  No, so he got spinning heel kicked in the face by Vitor Belford.

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

  By TRT?

• 17:55Speaker 02

  TRT Belford.

• 17:56Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 17:57Speaker 02

  And that's why he's so mad about it because it was kinda, you know, technically that's cheating, right?

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:03Speaker 02

  So then that, he lost his eye to somebody who was...

• 18:05Bobby Lee?

  He tore, knocked his eye.

• 18:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, and it wasn't nice.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't the UFC.

• 18:10Speaker 02

  It was in the UFC during a live fight and it wasn't nice. So there's a, everybody loves and respects Bisping for that, you know, but when we're talking about intelligence, you can make fun of him.

• 18:21Speaker 02

  But his eyes don't talk.

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, we cut the eye out. We gotta keep it in.

• 18:25Speaker 03

  Literally.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, because I didn't know it was a fake eye. I thought it was just a lazy eye. I didn't know the...

• 18:30Speaker 02

  He's getting so nervous.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm so nervous. I didn't know Vitor Belford fucking knocked the eye out.

• 18:34Speaker 02

  Well, I thought you were Panda Express Chinese, not Korean, so...

• 18:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, there's many things.

• 18:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, what's really the difference?

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  What's the difference? We're trying to understand each other.

• 18:44Speaker 02

  That's it.

• 18:44Bobby Lee?

  That's what it is, yeah.

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  I love Huul, I love protein.

• 19:02Speaker 03

  Me too.

• 19:03Bobby Lee?

  And, um, it's delicious.

• 19:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  Right? You comes, you get a little bottle with it, you shake it up, dude. Shake it up. What's the hardest part of eating enough protein every day? What is the hardest part? I'm asking you, Kat.

• 19:15Speaker 03

  Uh, I don't get enough protein, so it'd be nice to just get it all in one dose.

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and what would I, what would you use, I think?

• 19:20Speaker 03

  I think Heal.

• 19:21Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Um, RTD, have you heard of that?

• 19:24Speaker 03

  Of, of course.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:25Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  The Emergency High Protein Complete Meal.

• 19:28Speaker 05

  Delicious.

• 19:28Bobby Lee?

  Powder. The Controlled Customizable High Protein Complete Meal. I'm gonna talk about this, about both, okay?

• 19:35Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

  I love customizing stuff.

• 19:37Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I love delicious flavors.

• 19:39Speaker 05

  Oh, for sure.

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Thirty-five grams of protein, RTD, thirty-five G, powder, forty G.

• 19:46Speaker 05

  Damn.

• 19:47Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? That's the perfect amount of, you know what I mean?

• 19:49Speaker 00

  Jaime.

• 19:49Bobby Lee?

  Balance.

• 19:50Speaker 00

  Jaime, what do you think the perfect amount of essential vitamins and minerals is?

• 19:55Speaker 05

  Twenty-seven.

• 19:55Speaker 00

  There you go, they got that.

• 19:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how'd you even know that?

• 19:57Speaker 03

  That's amazing.

• 19:58Speaker 06

  Hey, let's say you have a gluten allergy, what would you, uh, could I still have Heal?

• 20:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:03Speaker 06

  Cause it's gluten-free, yes!

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  No artificial sweeteners, colors, or flavors, under five dollars per meal.

• 20:08Speaker 03

  Under five dollars?

• 20:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:10Speaker 06

  I keep a couple in my car, just as a quick meal replacement.

• 20:13Bobby Lee?

  I do too.

• 20:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 20:13Bobby Lee?

  That's, wow, that's ironic.

• 20:17Speaker 03

  That is ironic.

• 20:18Speaker 00

  You, George, do the same.

• 20:19Bobby Lee?

  We have the same thing, yeah.

• 20:20Speaker 03

  That's really...

• 20:21Speaker 00

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• 20:41Bobby Lee?

  If you're balding, you need to use Hims Hair. You got places to be. Sitting in a waiting room for hair loss treatment isn't one of them, I'll tell you that right now, dog.

• 20:58Speaker 00

  Uh-huh.

• 20:58Bobby Lee?

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• 21:15Speaker 03

  Doctor trusted ingredients like finasteride and minoxidil can stop further hair loss and regrow hair in as little as three to six months.

• 21:23Speaker 06

  Hey, you shouldn't have to go out of your way to feel like yourself, right? Hi, May?

• 21:27Speaker 05

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• 21:37Bobby Lee?

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• 21:41Speaker 03

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• 21:50Bobby Lee?

  It really does work, though. I know, um, men that use it, and I know some women that use it as well, yeah.

• 21:55Speaker 00

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• 22:06Speaker 06

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• 22:31Speaker 02

  Really the difference?

• 22:31Bobby Lee?

  What's the difference? We're trying to understand each other.

• 22:33Speaker 02

  That's it.

• 22:34Bobby Lee?

  That's what it is, yeah.

• 22:35Speaker 00

  Is it true that, uh, that you and Bisbee got in a fight? Or is that just all made up?

• 22:38Speaker 02

  No, that's what I was saying is like, I don't touch this subject anymore because that was the beginning of when we almost fought.

• 22:43Speaker 00

  A physical fight?

• 22:44Speaker 02

  No, just like we were on the desk and he was burning me on the desk while we were on Fox.

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:50Speaker 02

  And so I had to burn him back, you know? You can't just let this.

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  So what was your burn?

• 22:55Speaker 02

  Well, I mean, he said something about me not, me being done. I don't remember what he said to me, but it pissed me off.

• 23:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:01Speaker 02

  And I said that he had, that I won with both my eyes, basically.

• 23:07Bobby Lee?

  Bro, slam.

• 23:10Bobby Lee?

  What a slam, dude. Personal.

• 23:12Speaker 02

  You pulled it out.

• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:13Speaker 02

  I didn't want to do that, but you made me do it.

• 23:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He, did he pull his eye out?

• 23:17Speaker 02

  You should make a, um, song about that.

• 23:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what.

• 23:21Speaker 02

  I.

• 23:22Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, no I.

• 23:28Bobby Lee?

  We can work on it. Yeah. We got this all. Yeah, we can work on it, but wow, so it never got really physical though, he didn't grab you.

• 23:37Speaker 02

  No, he wanted to.

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he would kill you.

• 23:39Speaker 02

  We've been, it's arguable.

• 23:41Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not arguable dude, he would kill you.

• 23:44Speaker 04

  Bobby, that's not very nice.

• 23:45Bobby Lee?

  He's so much bigger than him.

• 23:48Speaker 04

  But look at his eyes, he's got two of them.

• 23:52Bobby Lee?

  Kat, you don't know who you're talking about here, dude.

• 23:54Speaker 04

  I don't, is he gonna come for me?

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  I don't know dude, bisping is a- He lives in San Diego, we're gonna be in San Diego this weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:01Speaker 02

  I'll admit this, the numbers are probably not on my side.

• 24:05Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 24:05Speaker 02

  He's a little bit taller, a little bit bigger, but, excuse me, but he's also got metal knees. One eye at this point.

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:15Speaker 02

  He's a little bit beat up, and I think that since he left the UK, he's gotten, you know, real big into the medical field here in the United States, and we all know what the pills do to you out here.

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  Right, yeah.

• 24:27Speaker 02

  And so, um, I think-

• 24:28Bobby Lee?

  What kind of pills, like?

• 24:29Speaker 02

  Like, BlueChews, I think he's-

• 24:32Bobby Lee?

  BlueChews, oh, yeah. We're sponsored by BlueChews, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no just dissolvable-

• 24:37Speaker 02

  I would never wanna fight him on that.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:40Speaker 02

  It'd be a mess.

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, he's a family man.

• 24:42Speaker 02

  He's a family man.

• 24:43Bobby Lee?

  He's a good family man. Just so they know who Dominic Cruz is. Yeah. Dominic doesn't mess around. He doesn't fuck around, yeah, yeah. He's not a- Look at this, look at this. Oh, yeah, nevermind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nevermind. Dude, you would die in there. Okay, not that, sparring. This is him sparring, dude. No, that's not sparring. That was, wow, look at that thing.

• 25:02Speaker 02

  That's a fight, yeah.

• 25:03Bobby Lee?

  Look at him.

• 25:03Speaker 04

  That's a fight.

• 25:04Speaker 02

  No, in all reality, like-

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  Look, he's beating up the Asian guy for you, Bobby. Yeah, did you have to pin his arm like that?

• 25:11Speaker 02

  That was the idea, yeah.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  Is this you versus TJ, right?

• 25:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was.

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  I saw these fights.

• 25:15Speaker 02

  Oof, good scraps.

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, good scraps, dude.

• 25:18Speaker 02

  You know, in all reality, though, Bisping is a legend, and he was actually on a fight card with me when I fought Uriah Faber, and he fought, that's when he beat Weidman.

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that was a great one, yeah.

• 25:28Speaker 02

  Remember, he knocked him out with the left hook. And so, always respect for Bisping, as much shit as we talk. That's like, older brother, younger brother type of shit. Like, we're brothers, you know? So, I just, we bust each other's balls a lot.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  Who beat Lu- uh, uh, Luke Rockhold for the title?

• 25:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's, that was Bisping.

• 25:41Bobby Lee?

  That was Bisping, right?

• 25:42Speaker 02

  And he wasn't supposed to win. Like, this was on a short notice.

• 25:45Bobby Lee?

  I remember.

• 25:46Speaker 02

  Somebody pulled out of the fight, and he got put in there. It was Weidman pulled out of that fight.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:49Speaker 02

  He got put in there, knocked him out with the left hook.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  I remember.

• 25:51Speaker 02

  Same fight I beat Faber.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  Did you beat Faber?

• 25:53Speaker 02

  I did.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:54Speaker 02

  Twice.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  You know, my favorite fight with, uh, uh, against Fa- not, you weren't fighting against him, but against Faber was, um, the Brazilian, um... Boral, or what? No, not Boral, not Hen- not Boral. Aldo? Jose Aldo.

• 26:06Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  Big leg kicks?

• 26:07Speaker 02

  Kicked his leg.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god, that would've... I can't believe that Uriah Faber even stood after, I mean...

• 26:12Speaker 02

  No, I don't know how he made it through that fight.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  Have you had kicks like that done to you?

• 26:15Speaker 02

  Not like that. There's, that's like...

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  Next level.

• 26:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's another level, like, Barbosa's done that.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  Barbosa's a beast.

• 26:22Speaker 02

  Certain guys that have done it, but at the end of the day, like, he took a beating from Aldo. Aldo was in his prime at that point.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  Can you look at Uriah Faber's leg after all those kicks?

• 26:31Speaker 03

  Are there... Sorry.

• 26:33Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 26:33Speaker 03

  I was just wondering if there's any moments where you're like, in the ring with, and like, it's like, kinda more intimate? Like, it's not so aggressive?

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna fight, I wanna suck his dick, kinda of a thing?

• 26:43Speaker 03

  No, no, not, maybe not the dick, but like, just a cuddle.

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love, like, yeah, is there a guy that you thought that you really loved?

• 26:49Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Are you friends with them?

• 26:51Speaker 03

  No.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 26:54Speaker 03

  Never.

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  No. Why, why? There's, you don't have friends.

• 26:58Speaker 02

  So, if we threw, I don't know, half a million dollars on the table right now, and we said, you can't like each other, otherwise you don't get the money, are you gonna like him?

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you could still like him and fight him, is what I'm saying.

• 27:10Speaker 02

  No, I mean, are you actually gonna like, like what she's saying, like, have an intimate moment? Or are you just gonna get the 500 grand?

• 27:16Speaker 03

  That's...

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 27:18Speaker 02

  What would you do?

• 27:19Speaker 03

  Um, I would absolutely get the money.

• 27:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's basically what it comes down to. So, even if you did like the person... You kinda like the money more.

• 27:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  But still, so the like-

• 27:29Speaker 02

  It's your family.

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  So your feelings for him just dissipate?

• 27:32Speaker 02

  Yes, they go away.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  They go away. Now, after the fight, do they come back?

• 27:36Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 27:36Speaker 02

  Well, the thing is, have you ever been in a fight?

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  No, man.

• 27:38Speaker 02

  Never?

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck?

• 27:39Speaker 02

  Not even once?

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have. I've been beat up, yeah, yeah, but it wasn't- He's been beat up at the Comedy Store. Yeah, yeah, I got beat up at the fight.

• 27:44Speaker 02

  Okay, by who?

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Ari Shaffir.

• 27:46Speaker 02

  Okay, and at the end of it, you felt so glad it was over?

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  I was glad it was over and I fucking hated the guy.

• 27:51Speaker 02

  You did not hate him, you're still friends with him.

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  No, I got, eight years later, we became friends.

• 27:56Speaker 02

  So you really, that was an actual, like, hate fight?

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I hated him. He beat me up.

• 28:00Speaker 02

  And then you lost after you hated him?

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  I didn't swing, I didn't swing one time!

• 28:04Speaker 02

  Why, if you didn't like him?

• 28:05Bobby Lee?

  He's six foot two!

• 28:07Speaker 02

  So you just couldn't?

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't.

• 28:08Speaker 02

  Couldn't reach?

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he hit me from behind, I fell down, he kicked me in the face a bunch of times. It was like an unfair-

• 28:16Speaker 03

  He lost his eye. I'm sorry.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, but yeah, so, but so the like doesn't come back for you?

• 28:23Speaker 02

  Depends on who it is.

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  Or, so who are the people that you don't like right now?

• 28:28Speaker 02

  Oh, man.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Like, if you, like, you saw them at an event-

• 28:31Speaker 02

  That's a loaded question.

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna say hi. Or the people you wouldn't say hi to? But you're also in a different place now.

• 28:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's totally different. Like, it's, it is. When you're competing, it's different than when you're not. Come on, I don't have anybody that I can't get along with. To me, I look at it like, if I don't like you, it's because you made me not like you, which means I'm giving you my power. You don't have the power to make me not like you. It's that simple.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 28:51Speaker 02

  But, if I'm competing against you-

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:54Speaker 02

  I don't, it just, none of that matters. I don't know whether I like you or not, I'm just gonna hurt you.

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 28:58Speaker 02

  It makes it really easy when you're competing.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow, it's wild. You think it's hot?

• 29:02Speaker 03

  No, no, I never said that.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  What were you whispering? What are you whispering?

• 29:04Speaker 03

  I said, "That's hot."

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's hot. Yeah, it's fucking hot, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, it's sexy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um, so right now, you get along with everybody? Yeah, you're friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if you, if you saw Dilla Shaw at an event, would you hug him and go, "Hey, how are you? How's your life?"

• 29:28Speaker 02

  Hug is strong.

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  Wow! You're retired, who gives a fuck? They just reconnected recently.

• 29:35Speaker 02

  But we're cool, like, I don't-

• 29:36Bobby Lee?

  All right. Would you have dinner with him, like, AT's?

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  TJ, let's go, let's get a meal.

• 29:42Speaker 02

  TJ.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  You wouldn't call him that?

• 29:44Speaker 02

  No.

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah. Dill Dill. That's what I got. Yeah. Double, Double D's or whatever. You wouldn't?

• 29:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, probably not. Probably not. Dinner. Maybe a beer?

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  A beer?

• 29:53Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Who would you have a dinner with? I'm gonna, I, I, you know, listen, I've been out of the MA game for a while. Yeah. So I don't know the new people, right?

• 30:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so Pereira?

• 30:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, why not?

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  You'd have a meal with Pereira?

• 30:05Speaker 02

  You know, anybody who's not in your weight class is like, pretty simple.

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  Uh, John Jones?

• 30:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, I've had, I've had plenty of dinners with John Jones.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  What's that like?

• 30:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's a trippy guy.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I can, I can tell. I have eyes.

• 30:20Speaker 02

  You know, you think that he's like, one way or another, you can't ever get a, um...

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's a mystery.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  On Jones.

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, you really can't.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:28Speaker 02

  So, that's the best way to put him. Like, I've had nights at one in the morning where we're going over moves after an event. We both fought, and we're going over moves in the hotel rooms, finding ways to like, hurt each other and teaching each other.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  After the fucking fights?

• 30:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, we'd just go over moves, and you're drinking and partying.

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna go to bed?

• 30:43Speaker 02

  Well, you, it's...

• 30:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're drinking?

• 30:45Speaker 02

  You're celebrating.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're celebrating?

• 30:46Speaker 02

  It's a celebration. You just wanna fight.

• 30:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:48Speaker 02

  You know, and then he's showing me his moves, and I got to learn, and, so that was fun.

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  I would love to be there. I'll show you my moves.

• 30:53Speaker 02

  Yeah? What's your best move?

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Koala. I make up my own moves.

• 30:57Speaker 02

  What does that entail?

• 30:58Bobby Lee?

  I just cling on to you like this, like you're a tree. And then I fall asleep. And then I'll eat some bamboo, and fall asleep.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  He also has chlamydia.

• 31:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have chlamydia too, yeah.

• 31:07Speaker 02

  Is that, no, those, are those koalas that have that?

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  Koalas. Yeah, koalas have it. Yeah, yeah. Sexually active, dude. You know what I mean? What a beautiful creature. You know what I mean? Sometimes I like, burn myself, I'll do it in Australia during the fires one. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's a fun one.

• 31:20Speaker 02

  That's awful.

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  The fiery koala, I call it. Yeah, yeah. So, um, watch it. You know what I mean? I do panda rolls, I do panda rolls. Yeah, so, uh, that's one of my moves.

• 31:30Speaker 02

  Do it.

• 31:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But I would love to like, after a fight, if you guys won, I would just love to be there. And me too, me too. I, I would get involved. Let me try, let me try. Would you go full force?

• 31:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, then no, no.

• 31:43Speaker 02

  No, with you, you gotta learn it.

• 31:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:45Speaker 02

  They gotta show it to you. Like, he already knows. John Jones knows. So I'm just kinda hypothetically showing him what I would do, and he's like, "Yeah, this is how you blow somebody's knee out."

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 31:54Speaker 02

  Those are the types of moves he's showing. They're pretty sick.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:57Speaker 02

  Like, have you ever seen how he does that move where he stomps your knee?

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's that called?

• 32:01Speaker 02

  When, I don't know.

• 32:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:03Speaker 02

  Everybody would say, "This is bad. This is like, that's below the belt type of strike."

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:08Speaker 02

  You still hear that sometimes, where they kinda sidekick your knee when they walk forward. I was, I remember, before this was a big move, he was showing me that this is something he's gonna do, and he jumps and then shut. I was like, "Wow, that's vicious." So things like that, you learn.

• 32:20Bobby Lee?

  He has another move, illegally punching a deaf guy.

• 32:24Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember that?

• 32:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're actually not wrong about it.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you remember that?

• 32:28Speaker 02

  And yeah.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  He fought a deaf guy, and he punched him in the face illegally. Oh, Matt Hamel. Matt Hamel? Is he not deaf?

• 32:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's a move. Punch a deaf guy.

• 32:36Speaker 02

  I mean, it was after the bell?

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  It was after the bell, right?

• 32:39Speaker 02

  I think so, that, that.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  That's his one loss, right? It's overturned now.

• 32:43Speaker 03

  The deaf guy.

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  It is? It's overturned, so now he's undefeated. John Jones is undefeated. John, I was just a joke, if you're listening, okay? I'm a huge fan. I've seen all your fights. And I love you so much. Yeah, cuz that guy is probably greatest of all time?

• 33:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  Be real?

• 33:03Speaker 02

  On the numbers, yeah.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  On the numbers, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, on the numbers.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, and it, I think it's also preference, right? Like, what makes the best comedy of all time, comedian of all time?

• 33:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah.

• 33:12Speaker 02

  It's preference, a little bit. There's numbers, right? What are the numbers on the best comedian?

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  Well, if you, if you base it on ticket numbers, then, you know what I mean?

• 33:19Speaker 02

  What do you base the best comedian of all time? Honestly, really, what do, how do you do that?

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  Good writing.

• 33:25Speaker 02

  Huh?

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  Good writing. No.

• 33:27Speaker 02

  See, everybody would say something different.

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  Absolutely not.

• 33:29Speaker 02

  So what is it, seriously, though, being, you're a top comedian, like, what is it?

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, you look at a guy, like, I think they just did a list of the hun- uh, twenty best comics of all time. And Dave Attell was, what, seventh or something like that? And, you know, it's not as if Attell does stadiums, you know what I mean? He's a club comic, you know what I mean? He's one of the greatest of all time. But it's his style, his joke writing, his coolness, everything about. Go ahead, what? I said writing. Joke writing, right?

• 33:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you did say that. Yeah, but just one thing you said.

• 34:04Speaker 05

  Okay, it's one of many things, but writing.

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  Writing, that's all you said.

• 34:09Speaker 05

  Setting up punches.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not, that's nothing.

• 34:12Speaker 03

  Setting up your punches.

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  That's a joke.

• 34:14Speaker 03

  We both do that.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  All jokes, you have to set it up.

• 34:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  Deliver the punchline.

• 34:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, but then there's comedians who do crowd work and don't, you know.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's, I wouldn't consider that being.

• 34:23Speaker 02

  See, interpretive.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, dude, you're right.

• 34:26Speaker 02

  That's my point. So how do you figure out who the best comedian of all time it is? And I look at it the same with fighting. Like, I think on the numbers, you can look at all the records he's broken, all the, he's never lost, the way he's done it, the people he's finished, when he did it, a lot of the guys he's beaten were the best in their prime when he beat them. So things like that is what you, are what, are what you're looking at. Um, but then when we're talking about some people, when you get them outside of the octagon, maybe you don't always respect that.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, your behavior outside. Yeah, yeah.

• 34:58Speaker 03

  We have comedians like that too.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we do.

• 35:00Speaker 02

  Some people add that up, some people don't. That's again, that's interpretive and it's preference, right? So, let's say you're really funny, but you bang koalas on the side, right?

• 35:12Speaker 03

  Or you groom.

• 35:13Speaker 02

  And that's where you get chlamydia from.

• 35:14Speaker 03

  You groom koalas. I'm rage koalas.

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  That weird thing would probably.

• 35:18Speaker 02

  You're getting chlamydia from koalas. Now it's like, I don't, you're not as funny anymore.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. We might have to flag that because of bestiality, but.

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But I get what you're saying. It's is that, um, can I ask you a question?

• 35:31Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  It, don't say it from your point of view, say it how I would feel. Because I don't want you to get in trouble. Basically, let me just throw it out there, right? Who's a nice guy? Like, I'm gonna throw some names out, and who I would think was a nice guy? In the, in the business.

• 35:48Speaker 02

  Demetrius Johnson.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I can tell.

• 35:50Speaker 02

  He's one of the nicest guys.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  I can tell.

• 35:51Speaker 02

  I swear. He really authentically is like, even fighting, when I was fighting, I was like, ah, you're nice. Like, I have to, like, no, don't.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  Did he beat you?

• 35:59Speaker 02

  No, but it was still like, he was really nice.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  It was a draw?

• 36:03Speaker 02

  No, it was, I won unanimous decision.

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  You won that.

• 36:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  You won.

• 36:09Speaker 00

  Destroyed him.

• 36:10Speaker 03

  He's dead.

• 36:11Speaker 02

  I did, but that's, he's still nice. Before the fight, he was nice. After the fight, he's nice. Like after you beat somebody, he was nice to you after you, you know, it doesn't happen much, right?

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  You can tell he's super nice.

• 36:20Speaker 02

  He's just authentically a nice human.

• 36:21Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah.

• 36:22Speaker 02

  Another one.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you give me the nice guy.

• 36:23Speaker 02

  Musameki, right?

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 36:25Speaker 02

  Musameki's a jujitsu, a jujitsu specialist. He's an example of somebody who's like overly nice that you would hang out with, um, you know?

• 36:34Speaker 03

  Is that, oh yeah, that's you with the tattoo.

• 36:36Speaker 02

  With Demetrius, yeah.

• 36:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:37Bobby Lee?

  But damn, this is a long time ago, too.

• 36:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was 2013, 2012.

• 36:43Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, and he's one of the best.

• 36:46Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, Kat.

• 36:46Speaker 03

  What like gets you really riled up to just beat these guys?

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  The money?

• 36:51Speaker 03

  Oh, other, more than the money, it has to come from like a deeper place, right?

• 36:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, your trauma, right?

• 36:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:56Speaker 02

  We all got a little trauma. What happened to you?

• 37:01Speaker 00

  I'm curious how. I wonder if there's overlapping.

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  That was so good. That turn was so good, dude.

• 37:08Speaker 03

  That was amazing.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it pissed me off. Pissed me off. The question and also the timing of it pissed me off. That was so good.

• 37:15Speaker 03

  And the head movement.

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'll tell you what happened to me, Dom.

• 37:18Speaker 00

  We'll see if there's overlapping your trauma. Let's see.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  There was a little molestation. I was molested, you know what I mean, a little bit?

• 37:23Speaker 02

  How old were you?

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  Eight, nine years old, 10 maybe? I don't know.

• 37:26Speaker 02

  So that was, I mean, is that a molestation? Or did you kind of like, at that age?

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  I asked her. The guy had Down syndrome. The guy had Down syndrome.

• 37:32Speaker 02

  I've heard this.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, exactly, exactly.

• 37:36Speaker 02

  Don't laugh.

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  And my dad used to beat me.

• 37:39Speaker 02

  With what?

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  With golf clubs, tennis rackets.

• 37:42Speaker 02

  Bamboo?

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  No, not bamboo, dude.

• 37:45Speaker 02

  I mean. I'm sorry.

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  My dad's not a Shaolin monk.

• 37:51Speaker 00

  He's bald, but.

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he's got the white, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, he's not, you know what I mean? Yeah, he's just a immigrant. Were you, he's a regular immigrant, dude. What the?

• 38:02Speaker 03

  Did he beat you with chopsticks or?

• 38:04Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 38:04Speaker 03

  No, I think.

• 38:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:05Speaker 02

  That's racist.

• 38:06Speaker 03

  Oh, what the heck?

• 38:07Speaker 00

  That's pretty racist.

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:08Speaker 00

  That was.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  Bamboo, okay.

• 38:09Speaker 02

  You know, we were at the line and then you crossed it.

• 38:11Speaker 03

  Oh, come on.

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, God, a white girl doing it too.

• 38:14Speaker 03

  Oh, that's.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:15Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 38:16Speaker 02

  White shame.

• 38:17Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  White shame.

• 38:18Speaker 03

  Konnichiwa.

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  That's fucking Korean, not Korean.

• 38:23Bobby Lee?

  That's Japanese.

• 38:24Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it right.

• 38:26Speaker 04

  Okay. Uh, anya hasayou.

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's it. That's Korean. There we go. We're on the.

• 38:30Speaker 02

  You guys are teaching her.

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  No, she knows.

• 38:32Speaker 02

  Really?

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's being a bastard. Yeah, yeah. He's a bastard, dude. Yeah, yeah.

• 38:37Speaker 04

  Shesh.

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  So who, well, one last nice guy. Give me another nice guy.

• 38:41Speaker 02

  Oh, man.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  Let me, can I just throw on a, would I like?

• 38:44Speaker 02

  Wonder Boy.

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Stephen Thompson.

• 38:47Speaker 02

  Super nice guy. Super nice.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  Ste- I, well, he's Christian.

• 38:50Speaker 02

  Whoop your ass.

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he'll whoop your ass, but he is religious.

• 38:53Speaker 02

  With Jesus. He will whoop your ass with Jesus.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  He's still, you could try to convert me?

• 38:57Speaker 02

  He would beat your ass and be like, you sure you don't want to pray about it?

• 39:01Speaker 02

  You know, like? He totally would. The Holy Spirit told me to do this.

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  I mean, if he kicked me the right way, I would die, right?

• 39:09Speaker 02

  I would die, right? You, I mean, pretty close.

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  I mean, cause his kick.

• 39:14Speaker 02

  Have you watched him kick?

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've seen a lot of his fights, most of his fights.

• 39:17Speaker 02

  He is an absolute animal.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  Animal with the kick.

• 39:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:20Speaker 02

  Nasty. I wouldn't want to. That's one of the last people I don't want to be kicked by.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  Like in the, um, abdomen.

• 39:27Speaker 02

  Anywhere he kicked you, probably would be very good.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would break ribs. Wow.

• 39:31Speaker 02

  This is one of his, uh, I think.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what, this is his first fight?

• 39:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, his debut. Yeah, this one's crazy.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  Rewind it a little bit?

• 39:36Speaker 02

  You can't even see the.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  You can't even see it.

• 39:38Speaker 02

  Like, he throws his leg up like a hook.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  The guy's out. He's on a different planet.

• 39:41Speaker 02

  He throws his kicks like a left.

• 39:42Speaker 03

  Wow, that's like a superhero.

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:45Speaker 02

  Even Thompson's a badass. He really is that guy.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  Did he retire or no?

• 39:48Speaker 02

  No. No, he's still going, I think. I think he's close.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, this was, what's that guy's name? The other guy?

• 39:53Speaker 03

  Where's he from?

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Johnny Hendrix.

• 39:55Speaker 02

  New York is where he trains. I don't know where he's actually from. I know he crossed trains with Chris Weidman and those guys.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  His dad's still, is his, uh, corner?

• 40:02Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:03Speaker 02

  He had a bunch of, like, pro kickboxing fights first, like, undefeated in kickboxing, then crossed over to MMA, learned how to stuff the takedown, and then just started kicking the shit out of people.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  He's so nice. You can tell he's nice even when he's kicking. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

• 40:20Speaker 02

  He kinda is like that though, like, you know, but he's so.

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, look at that. Oh, this guy's devastating. He's a devastating machine.

• 40:28Speaker 02

  That's a highlight reel.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at him, look at him. He's handsome, too.

• 40:31Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  Can we talk about handsome fighters?

• 40:34Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 40:34Bobby Lee?

  You're handsome.

• 40:35Speaker 02

  Aw, you guys are too kind.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  You're not?

• 40:37Speaker 02

  You're very nice.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You have a, right, be honest.

• 40:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, handsome. He's handsome. But then you, we got the, can we talk about the uglies?

• 40:45Speaker 02

  Hello.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  Vanderlei Silva.

• 40:48Speaker 02

  I mean, he got his nose fixed.

• 40:50Speaker 03

  How about, um, Colin McGregor? Who's Colin?

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Colin, yeah, Colin Farrell. Colin Farrell? He's very handsome.

• 40:57Speaker 03

  Who's the, who's the Irish guy?

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  Guess, guess, guess. Um.

• 41:01Speaker 00

  Conor McGregor.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  I just said, guess, I was gonna play a game and you just fucked it up.

• 41:09Speaker 00

  I guessed.

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  He did guess. You know what? Touche, my friend. You did.

• 41:15Speaker 02

  I see why they have you.

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you did guess.

• 41:18Speaker 02

  I get it.

• 41:18Bobby Lee?

  Getting really cocky. Yeah, Conor McGregor, what, you have any questions?

• 41:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, is he still, um, out there? Is he still playing?

• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't think so.

• 41:26Speaker 02

  What do you guys think? You think he'll make it to the White House?

• 41:29Bobby Lee?

  He already was at the White House.

• 41:30Speaker 00

  No, White House fight.

• 41:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:32Speaker 00

  Fighting on the White House.

• 41:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the R?

• 41:34Speaker 03

  Oh, I thought that president.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 41:35Speaker 02

  Literally, okay, so there's a fight that's happening, you guys, there's a fight that's happening at the White House. Do you think that he'll make it on that card or get arrested first?

• 41:45Speaker 02

  Which happens first?

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:46Speaker 03

  I think it'll be both.

• 41:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is this where we're funding? Jesus Christ. We are refunding this, yeah.

• 41:51Speaker 02

  This is happening.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  At the White House. This is, it's very like Gladiator.

• 41:56Speaker 02

  It's pretty sick.

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:57Speaker 02

  When is it not, when has it not been like that? We're just, what are we pretending not to know? I mean, it's been that way.

• 42:03Speaker 00

  Gladiator, yeah.

• 42:04Speaker 02

  It's been that way. You got the really rich people on the outside that don't get punched, that tell us. Like, it's been that way.

• 42:10Bobby Lee?

  That's, you know.

• 42:11Speaker 02

  Might as well do it at the White House now. It's already happening.

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  As comedians, we're like that, too. I mean, we're just dancing clowns.

• 42:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  So that the rich people can get away from.

• 42:19Speaker 02

  Sometimes I feel that, I felt that way before.

• 42:21Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 42:21Speaker 02

  I have.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  To do what they, they're gonna do, which is.

• 42:23Speaker 02

  But I chose it.

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  Bored all the money, right? Distract, distract, distract, and we're a distraction.

• 42:29Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  We're part of the problem.

• 42:31Speaker 03

  Part of it.

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  You feel that? What? You guys are, we're.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? I don't have money. We don't have money. I know, but you're, you're, you're developing because you're stand up, right? You don't have the name yet, but eventually you're going to be the guy distracting. Oh. You know what I mean? As a tool.

• 42:50Speaker 03

  But also, we could be like a light at the end of the tunnel that provides like

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  We could change things.

• 42:54Speaker 03

  Happiness for people.

• 42:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think all forms of entertainment create happiness and joy. But it's still a distraction. It's, and I think it's the rich doing it, you know what I mean?

• 43:07Speaker 02

  I mean, it would be a distraction if we knew we were being distracted from, right? So what are we, what are they distracting us from? That's what I want to know. What are they distracting you from?

• 43:16Bobby Lee?

  That's the, that's the, that's the question. I do not know. You know what I mean? Illuminati, I don't know. There's got to be some stuff that's, I'm not privy to any of that information. I'm just going to distract for them.

• 43:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  I'll be the tool. I don't care. Look at me, look at me. Fart, fart, fart. Yeah, I'll just do that. Yeah, yeah. Do, so you think that when you're fighting? Because basically you guys are essentially the gladiators of the Roman Empire.

• 43:43Speaker 02

  You think about it when you're negotiating, not by the time you get to the fight, you've let it go. You've made your choice.

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:49Speaker 02

  But before, when you're negotiating, you're like, really?

• 43:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I think that's another thing about that, what you guys get paid and what, what UFC gets paid. Right? And I could say this out of my own mouth because I have nothing to do with it. I would love to come to a fight, by the way, so I don't want to burn any bridges, but um, I um, I just feel like you guys should be paying more.

• 44:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, thank you.

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I really do because I look at some of the things like, but look at how many people are there. Look at the, you know what I mean? Tickets. Look at how much they're making. Their bodies are on the line. Their bodies are on the line. I, I, I don't know. I think, I look at some of that stuff, especially if you're an undercard.

• 44:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? It's just like, sure, John and headliners probably make really good money. You know what I mean? But um, they're not making money like um, Jake Paul when he fights. Ah, that's a good point.

• 44:38Speaker 02

  Okay, so here's the, here's a similarity that you might vibe with.

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:41Speaker 02

  You had the headliner on a comedy card and then you got the begin to openers.

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true.

• 44:45Speaker 02

  Should they get paid as much as the headliners?

• 44:47Bobby Lee?

  But the headliner, the headliner pays the openers.

• 44:50Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 44:51Bobby Lee?

  Ah, exactly, good point.

• 44:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:55Speaker 06

  Kat, you're getting a raise.

• 44:56Speaker 04

  Okay, four dollars.

• 44:58Speaker 02

  So, from a promoter's standpoint, that's, I'm not dumb. You gotta look at all angles, right? Like, which came first, the chicken or the egg? So, it's like, okay, the UFC.

• 45:07Bobby Lee?

  God.

• 45:09Bobby Lee?

  God came first. Steven Boy. Ask Steven Thompson.

• 45:13Speaker 02

  The UFC got through the politics bubble and made it legal. So, then who would've done that if it wasn't for them? And then would I even be making any money at all? So, there's all these different things.

• 45:23Bobby Lee?

  Variables.

• 45:24Speaker 02

  You gotta look at, right? But I do think we all deserve more, but I bet you guys believe you deserve more too, right?

• 45:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, gas for the car.

• 45:33Speaker 04

  Food for my mouth.

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  That's a George question. I mean, that's strictly a George question. I have nothing to do with it. Don't throw it to the producers. I don't know how you get here. He pays it, he's the boss.

• 45:44Speaker 04

  We can hear on the bus.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  He's the, you know what I mean, the oppressor. He's the Dana White of this whole operation. Okay? So, you put your fingers at him and don't ever look at me when you say that.

• 45:55Speaker 02

  I'm okay, you know, I'm okay with what I got paid.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  I know, no, I know you're, I know.

• 46:00Speaker 02

  I still got a job. I'm grateful.

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm grateful.

• 46:03Speaker 02

  But I do understand, you know, what you're saying. Of course, I should get paid more. Come on, who doesn't?

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:09Speaker 02

  That's the way, that's how I always try to look at it. You're a business owner, right?

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 46:13Speaker 02

  Aren't you?

• 46:15Speaker 04

  Look at his face.

• 46:16Speaker 02

  I know it's hard for me.

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  This is my business thing.

• 46:17Speaker 02

  Yes or no? Business owner.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  Hello. Welcome to the corporation.

• 46:20Speaker 02

  Do you guys deserve to be paid more by your, by your boss?

• 46:24Speaker 04

  No, I'm very content with how much I'm paid right now by Bobby Lee.

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  I'm very happy.

• 46:29Speaker 04

  On the record, I just want everyone to know.

• 46:30Speaker 02

  How's that feel, Bobby?

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm very happy.

• 46:32Speaker 04

  So content.

• 46:33Speaker 02

  You're just loved. They really respect you. Why do you think that is?

• 46:36Bobby Lee?

  This business is different than your business.

• 46:38Speaker 02

  Well, this is the question. Do you think they need their job, like their job, or just don't think they deserve more pay?

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  Here's what I'm doing.

• 46:44Speaker 02

  And what do you, do you think they're telling the truth to you right now?

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  This is amazing. See, this is what you're good at.

• 46:51Speaker 02

  This is...

• 46:52Bobby Lee?

  Putting people against each other.

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what you are, dude? You're like Wormtongue, or like in...

• 46:59Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 46:59Bobby Lee?

  What, in Game of Thrones, what's that guy?

• 47:02Speaker 00

  The eunuch?

• 47:02Bobby Lee?

  No, not the eunuch, because the guy that got slaughtered at the end.

• 47:06Bobby Lee?

  Is that the guy? Littlefinger, you're Littlefinger, dude.

• 47:08Speaker 02

  That's bad news.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 47:09Speaker 02

  Nobody wants to be the eunuch, stop.

• 47:11Bobby Lee?

  You watch Game of Thrones?

• 47:12Speaker 02

  Come on.

• 47:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're Littlefinger.

• 47:13Speaker 02

  Awesome, stop.

• 47:15Bobby Lee?

  I have Littlefinger, yeah. This is Dominic Cruz, dude.

• 47:21Speaker 00

  The king is not paying you.

• 47:24Speaker 02

  He's a handsome fella.

• 47:26Speaker 00

  You need to kill the king.

• 47:29Speaker 02

  So, yeah.

• 47:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:31Speaker 02

  You see what's happening. But you tried to do it to me first, to be fair.

• 47:34Bobby Lee?

  What did I try to do?

• 47:34Speaker 02

  You tried to say that I deserve more pay, and that we all deserve more pay. Well, I'm asking your people, the fighters.

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's a different, it's a different setup, dude.

• 47:42Speaker 02

  It's not.

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 47:43Speaker 02

  It's a difference, just because they're not as funny as you.

• 47:46Bobby Lee?

  No, what it is, is that...

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not, that's not, that's not, that's not what it is.

• 47:52Speaker 00

  Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  That's not what it is, that's not what it is. What it is, is this, okay? Number one, it's like, um, I'm giving them opportunity, right? So, for instance, the fighters on a ma... no.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  The fighters on a card, number one, the headliner doesn't choose the lineup, does he?

• 48:11Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 48:12Speaker 02

  Headliner doesn't choose the lineup?

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  In the UFC, so Jon Jones is on the main card, he can choose the lineups before?

• 48:19Speaker 02

  No, it's the promoter.

• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. No, I'm not the promoter, I'm the headliner.

• 48:22Speaker 02

  You're all the above.

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  He's the promoter. Yeah, he's the promoter, right? I'm the, I'm the headliner.

• 48:28Speaker 02

  Dana, because he's blaming IMG WME, the same way you're blaming them.

• 48:32Speaker 00

  Oh, the corporate.

• 48:34Speaker 02

  You see, he's just the promoter, you're the promoter, bro. You're Dana of this world in comedy, you're it. And you are really, I mean, how much more do you two deserve?

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a real guy. Or, I want this, let's, let's, let's hear your demands. Let's hear your demands, Dom, you're right. You're Tom, let's hear your demands.

• 48:53Speaker 00

  Promote, promote.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  And you get one shot at this, right?

• 48:56Speaker 00

  So, when you guys go on the road, right? You guys do stand up, you guys do 10, 30 minutes, and then there's a price attached to that. What do you guys think?

• 49:05Speaker 05

  You go first.

• 49:07Speaker 03

  No.

• 49:07Speaker 00

  So Bobby's doing a weekend in San Diego?

• 49:09Speaker 05

  You have a job at the Comedy Store, so.

• 49:11Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 49:12Speaker 00

  They all got really nervous. See how the fighters got nervous?

• 49:14Speaker 02

  This is, see, because what's gonna happen is you're gonna lie to P's your boss.

• 49:19Speaker 02

  Cause you wanna keep your fucking job.

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  What a twister, dude. This is a twister of the mind, dude.

• 49:24Speaker 02

  You are.

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  I love it, dude.

• 49:26Speaker 03

  This backfired on us.

• 49:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, you'd rather, you'd rather have your job than name your price.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  And as your boss, I'm gonna leave you with this opportunity to do so, but you get one shot at it.

• 49:34Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 49:36Speaker 03

  But what happens if we, what, but?

• 49:38Speaker 02

  Those are serious.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  We'll negotiate, like we do.

• 49:40Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  It's a business.

• 49:41Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 49:42Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, Jaime, what would you like?

• 49:43Speaker 02

  Welcome to a fighter's life.

• 49:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:45Speaker 00

  So you're hosting for Bobby on a weekend. What do you want?

• 49:47Speaker 05

  Uh, I would like

• 49:51Speaker 05

  to, uh, maybe get an Uber once in a while. You know, the metro's not that great.

• 49:55Speaker 02

  You need a manager.

• 49:56Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, he does need that, actually.

• 49:58Speaker 02

  For what you're asking for, you need to get better at this. Uh, Uber, bro?

• 50:01Speaker 05

  Huh?

• 50:02Speaker 02

  Did you sniff glue before you?

• 50:05Speaker 05

  No. I take.

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  He was born this way, dude. All right.

• 50:09Speaker 05

  They make me take the metro.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Dom, help him.

• 50:11Speaker 02

  Dom, help him. Raise the bar for yourself.

• 50:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Dom, Dom, Dom, why don't you guys make a discuss, talk amongst yourselves? And then, and then propose.

• 50:17Speaker 03

  Look at your butt, I can see it.

• 50:19Speaker 05

  That's my boss right there.

• 50:22Speaker 05

  That's my boss.

• 50:22Speaker 02

  See, and this is what Dana does, too. You think we get to talk to him?

• 50:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:26Speaker 02

  Never.

• 50:27Speaker 03

  Whoa, okay, so what do we say?

• 50:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, you gotta be, do it right.

• 50:32Speaker 05

  Maybe like twenty dollars extra is good on pay.

• 50:35Speaker 02

  This is your, this is the guy right here, like.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna leave the room.

• 50:37Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  No, negotiate with that.

• 50:40Speaker 02

  See?

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm up with that fucking thing, this is fine. I'll have a cigarette, I'll come back, and I would like to hear your proposals.

• 50:45Speaker 00

  Dom, hey, Dom's a pro at this.

• 50:47Speaker 03

  Okay, yeah. Get the petting paper out, come on.

• 50:49Speaker 02

  No, but see, this proves my point.

• 50:51Speaker 00

  Exactly. You don't wanna talk about money for your boss.

• 50:53Speaker 02

  Nobody wants to, no, you just, you can't do it.

• 50:56Speaker 03

  No, I know.

• 50:56Speaker 02

  So, he set the stage for you guys, right? Without Bobby, you wouldn't have the stage, so is there any respect for that?

• 51:02Speaker 03

  Is there any respect for?

• 51:03Speaker 02

  For the stage he set, like?

• 51:05Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 51:06Speaker 02

  So that's how, kinda how we gotta be. Or you could just forget it and say, you are the stage, he deserves, like, he's lucky to have you. These are your choices, right? Either you respect the stage he created for you and you're on it, and let's make the best of it and be grateful and work together, or he's lucky to have you, and you should ask for how much if he's lucky to have you.

• 51:25Speaker 03

  I feel like the first one for me.

• 51:29Speaker 03

  I do feel.

• 51:30Speaker 00

  Jaime, I think you gotta do the second one. Let's just see what happens.

• 51:33Speaker 05

  Second one?

• 51:34Speaker 02

  How much you worth? How much do you deserve?

• 51:37Speaker 00

  For hosting.

• 51:37Speaker 02

  For this, for this job you do.

• 51:39Speaker 05

  For this job?

• 51:40Speaker 02

  You do a lot. You show up early, you leave on time.

• 51:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:43Speaker 02

  Right?

• 51:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:44Speaker 02

  What else do you do that's, I mean, you deserve? You're that guy, right?

• 51:49Speaker 05

  Well, then, we gotta work hard for it.

• 51:51Speaker 02

  You do, don't you? You just said that. Like, you're not gonna say you don't work hard, are you? Like, you're in a negotiation. Sorry, I don't work hard.

• 52:00Speaker 05

  Can I get a raise? Well, I mean, like.

• 52:03Speaker 02

  Damn, now I know why you're here, bro.

• 52:05Speaker 05

  As a comedian, you gotta work hard. You know? Cause we gotta get to where he's at eventually.

• 52:10Speaker 02

  There we go.

• 52:11Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 52:11Speaker 02

  So how do you get there? How much do you need to be able to be to that level?

• 52:14Speaker 05

  It's not what how much I need, I just need stage time.

• 52:16Speaker 02

  How much do you deserve?

• 52:17Speaker 05

  It's just stage time.

• 52:19Speaker 00

  Okay, so negotiate stage time.

• 52:21Speaker 02

  There we go.

• 52:21Speaker 00

  That's your value.

• 52:22Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 52:23Speaker 00

  You don't wanna do 10 minutes, you wanna do 30 minutes. You wanna bump cat down? No, I don't wanna bump.

• 52:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's not do that.

• 52:28Speaker 00

  No, no, yeah.

• 52:28Speaker 02

  Here's my favorite part about this discussion is you see it's nullified.

• 52:32Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 52:33Speaker 02

  You don't know what to say, you don't know what to do, you're gonna do your best. So then, what are we gonna do? You're gonna bring in a manager and say, look. These two right here? Best style in the game.

• 52:46Speaker 02

  She's here. So, with the whole situation, this is how much they deserve. Right? That's why you need the middleman, cause you can't toot your own horn, can you?

• 52:55Speaker 00

  All right, get ready, remember. Lock in. You guys have two different options. No, you guys have two different options, remember.

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  All right, so I'm ready.

• 53:01Speaker 02

  So how much do you make per show?

• 53:05Speaker 00

  On the, when you're on the road?

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, I wanna bleeped out.

• 53:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  It depends, what's the, what's the gig, first of all?

• 53:11Speaker 03

  Casino.

• 53:12Speaker 00

  Okay, casino, there you go.

• 53:13Speaker 05

  Fresno.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  Or casino.

• 53:15Speaker 00

  All right.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  All right, casino.

• 53:17Speaker 02

  You make the show. Like, without you, there's.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  I didn't promote it, they do it.

• 53:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, but without you, there's no show. And whoever, whoever set up.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  Every single person in that seat coming to my show is because of me.

• 53:27Speaker 02

  Yes. Exactly.

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:29Speaker 02

  So that being said, I disagree. These guys actually bring more to the table than you, I think. And I think part of the reason that you're getting [BLEEP] is cause they're here.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I could choose. I have a stable of probably a thousand people I could ask, right? That's as equivalent talent wise or more that would do it even for cheaper is what I'm saying. So that's what I want to say.

• 53:54Speaker 02

  Now you sound like a fight promoter.

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  You sound like A and Y. I'm just telling you.

• 53:58Speaker 02

  So you just told me these guys are worth nothing because you got guys that'll take less.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  Here's the reason why I use them. I like them more as a human beings. I like hanging out with them. Boom. And I, I think that they have more potential than these other people. That's why I use them. I think that they're going to be future, you know what I mean?

• 54:12Speaker 02

  Notice the term use.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  Bro, be a manager. Yeah, you're so good. You're so good, dude. Yeah, you notice it. Yeah, yeah. Notice. All right. So what's the, all right. So what's the, what's the, what do you demand?

• 54:28Speaker 05

  I say like 10 minutes of 500 bucks.

• 54:35Speaker 05

  Give me 10 minutes like this.

• 54:37Speaker 02

  I see why you hired him.

• 54:40Speaker 05

  10 minutes, 500 bucks?

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, done.

• 54:45Speaker 05

  And then a meal?

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  You got a deal. And a meal? Done. You got a deal, baby. And an Uber. I'll get you flight and also hotel room with that.

• 54:52Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  All right. Yeah, yeah. So that done. Good. Good agreement.

• 54:57Speaker 02

  Now we, now we only have one other.

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, Kat.

• 55:00Speaker 04

  Okay, I'll do 25 minutes.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:04Speaker 04

  For four grand.

• 55:07Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 55:10Speaker 02

  So are we starting to get the big picture?

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  I'm not, actually not. I don't even see the little picture. I'm just curious.

• 55:18Speaker 02

  You think you're worth five grand?

• 55:19Speaker 04

  No, 500.

• 55:21Speaker 02

  Wow, 500. Five grand.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:24Speaker 02

  Four grand. Okay, so 4500. You think together you're worth not even five grand together.

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:30Speaker 02

  Okay, so this is why.

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  Fighter pay and yeah.

• 55:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is how it works.

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so if.

• 55:35Speaker 02

  Your self-worth is shit.

• 55:37Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  All right. So Dom, this is what I would, this is what I would do then, right? I go, oh, you want that?

• 55:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  I'd go, I'm going to call Ramsey because he'll do it, he'll do it for a thousand.

• 55:47Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And you're out.

• 55:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, because you really.

• 55:50Speaker 04

  This is all hypothetical. I just whatever.

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  No, you're out.

• 55:53Speaker 04

  No, what the heck?

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you just pissed me off. You're forever out. Dominic Cruz, lobster dog, opening up for. Are you out of your fucking mind? You ungrateful bitch.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Have you lost your fucking mind?

• 56:09Speaker 02

  See now this is what

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  You're out!

• 56:10Speaker 02

  This is what you did wrong.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:12Speaker 02

  You see what I'm saying? Now you set the number too high.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, way too high.

• 56:16Speaker 02

  So now, now, when you talk to the promoter.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:20Speaker 02

  Like, you can't even show up his four grand.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't even show up.

• 56:24Speaker 02

  Now, when you show up and you shit the bed, now, not only are you not gonna, you're cut.

• 56:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're cut, dude.

• 56:30Speaker 04

  Dom, what the heck?

• 56:31Speaker 02

  You see what I'm saying?

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  In fact, Wednesday show?

• 56:32Speaker 02

  He was hard. He went five-

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  No, you're out Wednesday show.

• 56:34Speaker 02

  You know how low his watering line is?

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:37Speaker 02

  For 500 bucks? He could fuck up every day and he'll still get brought back by the promoters because he asked for no money.

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:44Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:46Speaker 02

  So-

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  I know, I love what you were doing there.

• 56:47Speaker 02

  These are your choices.

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:48Speaker 02

  These are your choices. As a fighter, you know, do I wanna come in and say, "I'm worth 100 de-" "I'm worth a million dollars." Okay. And now you're facing fucking Jon Jones.

• 56:58Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 56:59Speaker 02

  Or, you can say, "Look, let me work my way up. I'm worth 500 grand instead of a million."

• 57:04Speaker 04

  Sorry.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:06Speaker 02

  And so you ask-

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  You're still in?

• 57:07Speaker 04

  Maybe?

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're in. For life. Great deal. It's a great deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:13Speaker 04

  Okay, so maybe, maybe we just-

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 57:16Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:17Speaker 04

  Uh, just redo it?

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  You wanna redo it?

• 57:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead, I'll hear your second proposal.

• 57:21Speaker 05

  Wait, can I redo mine too?

• 57:22Speaker 04

  No, no, no.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, go, redo yours too.

• 57:24Speaker 04

  Okay, so I just wanna say, first of all,

• 57:31Speaker 04

  I'm sorry.

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 57:35Speaker 04

  Second of all, um, I will still host on Wednesday if you'd like that, for me.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  For free.

• 57:41Speaker 04

  For free. Oh, yes, chef.

• 57:44Speaker 02

  Now we're working on an ex- same, same amount of money, but one day for free.

• 57:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're really teaching me something. This is great. I think you're trying to help me.

• 57:52Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 57:53Speaker 04

  I know.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're helping me.

• 57:55Speaker 02

  This is interesting.

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:56Speaker 04

  So-

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  I would like to hear yours now. You're new.

• 57:59Speaker 05

  I'll still keep it at 500.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 58:01Speaker 05

  For the hosting.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:02Speaker 05

  10 minutes.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  For hosting.

• 58:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 58:06Speaker 05

  Hosting, uh, 10 minutes, um, but if I can sell my merch.

• 58:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, 100%, go ahead.

• 58:13Speaker 05

  And that's it?

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:14Speaker 05

  Oh, and a meal. I gotta eat.

• 58:16Bobby Lee?

  The meal's already included.

• 58:17Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 58:18Bobby Lee?

  Meal fade. Yeah, yeah. The meal's very important to you, I get it.

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  I need frijoles. No, it has to be winged stop though, so. You want wings? You can get as much as you want. Yeah. You can get Parmesan, buffalo, different varieties of flavors. I don't care. Can I get the cheese sauce? Yes, you can.

• 58:35Speaker 02

  Funny story, I actually did this in a negotiation one time and I'm embarrassed about it. I asked for suits.

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• 59:39Speaker 02

  Oh. See how dumb that is?

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 59:43Speaker 02

  It's so stupid. It's like asking for food.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:45Speaker 02

  If I just asked for money, I could buy my own fucking suits.

• 59:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, but ask for, why would it?

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  What's the most amount of money have you spent on a suit?

• 59:53Speaker 02

  What happened?

• 59:53Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 59:54Speaker 02

  Hmm. Five grand.

• 59:56Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 59:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  You still have it?

• 59:59Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 59:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, you have to. You can't get rid of that.

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What brand was it? Can you say?

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  Um.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  Where is it?

• 1:00:05Speaker 02

  Uh, David August.

• 1:00:07Bobby Lee?

  David August, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:09Speaker 02

  It just fits right.

• 1:00:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Purple? What is it?

• 1:00:12Speaker 02

  No, this one is a red one. Purple?

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  I think I've seen him in a purple, like a light.

• 1:00:17Speaker 02

  I have worn a purple.

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:18Speaker 02

  And I do have one.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, I know everything about it. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:21Speaker 02

  I know, yeah.

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm really on it, yeah.

• 1:00:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  Were you guys whispering?

• 1:00:25Speaker 03

  Uh, nothing. We're just happy to be here.

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, that, yeah, that. I've seen you wear that. Wow. Well, look at how handsome. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Trying to date. Are you Asian? You got Asian vibes. With a purple suit. Your eyes have a, right in that angle, you could be half Asian.

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• 1:01:17Bobby Lee?

  But Cruz is Hispanic.

• 1:01:19Speaker 02

  Oh, come on.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  All right, fuck, I get it. Were you shameful of that?

• 1:01:21Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  That's a good thing. Fuck off.

• 1:01:24Speaker 02

  What are we doing here?

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  It's better than whatever you are.

• 1:01:26Speaker 02

  I mean, you could come across.

• 1:01:30Speaker 02

  I mean, what, do I really look Asian?

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  If that angle, you kind of did.

• 1:01:34Speaker 02

  Well, you look Chinese.

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  You already said that. Yeah, yeah, you got me Panda Express.

• 1:01:39Speaker 02

  You're not.

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 1:01:40Speaker 02

  You're not, though.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:41Speaker 02

  Right?

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  Now that, now that you're retired, are you, what are you, you're a great commentator and sports analysis.

• 1:01:48Speaker 02

  I'm very nice.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  No, you were, you really are.

• 1:01:50Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  What, uh, because not everyone can do it. You know what I mean? You're presentable. I think Bizbing is good, too, as a commentator and sports analysis. Is that what you're gonna do now for the rest of your life? And podcasting, and that, that's the direction? Or you start a school? And I think you should start a school.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  Right? And train people and.

• 1:02:10Speaker 02

  Like Dominic Cruz School of Mayhem. Yeah, these are the directions, right? These are the directions you go. Like, are you gonna start a school for comedy? He kinda has one. This is it, right?

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, I think that I, I have a, I'm good at.

• 1:02:24Speaker 02

  This seems like it would be it.

• 1:02:25Bobby Lee?

  I have young comics at the store and I think I do this, do this more than anyone. I take more people under my wing.

• 1:02:30Speaker 02

  Totally.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  Do you think so?

• 1:02:31Speaker 02

  A hundred percent.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do, yeah. Cause I care about the future and I help.

• 1:02:35Speaker 02

  That's awesome.

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  So, um.

• 1:02:37Speaker 02

  So, yeah, similar. There, there's a piece of that, but also, you're kinda free, like, if you're in a gym, working at a gym, coaching people, you kinda gotta stay in the gym 24/7 and can't really move around, right?

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  Just put your name on the fucking thing. Have someone else.

• 1:02:50Speaker 02

  No, but you gotta teach. Like, it's like, nobody's gonna teach comedy the way you do.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:02:55Speaker 02

  You can bring people in to do it for you, but they're not as good as you, no?

• 1:02:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but would you teach, like, guys that are definitely gonna go into the MMA or just open to the public?

• 1:03:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I coach guys now, but you want, obviously, like what you're saying, if I'm gonna move into coaching, I wanna build like a team and you need people, right?

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:03:12Speaker 02

  But, um, just doing work right now, I'm doing commentary, I'm fortunate to get to do that.

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:18Speaker 02

  And then, um, you know, I hurt my shoulders, so I haven't been able to do a lot of training. I tore, I just blew it out.

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:25Speaker 02

  Fighting, but that kinda pulled me out of the coaching and now I've gone, I'm started the podcast stuff just because, like you, I like to give back and I feel like my mind can give more right now than, um, necessarily my body can.

• 1:03:39Bobby Lee?

  Well, you have, do you get MMA guests on it or do a variety of different people?

• 1:03:42Speaker 02

  Everybody. Yeah, you're invited.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well.

• 1:03:45Speaker 02

  Can, um. Travis Barker. Yeah, Travis Barker came on, we just had it, Matan isn't a fighter, but that was very interesting.

• 1:03:53Bobby Lee?

  You had Matan on? What was that like?

• 1:03:56Speaker 02

  Very, very funny.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's a funny kid.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  He's a bizarre funny kid.

• 1:04:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  Um, I would say Mayhem was a trip.

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:05Speaker 02

  He's also, you know, uh, Herb Dean wasn't a fighter, that was random.

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Herb Dean, yeah.

• 1:04:10Speaker 02

  He was a ref.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  He's a ref, I know him, yeah.

• 1:04:11Speaker 02

  So, well, I just had a comedian on, I just had, um. Pete Holmes. Pete, Pete Holmes.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love Pete.

• 1:04:17Speaker 02

  Pete was great.

• 1:04:18Bobby Lee?

  That's a big one.

• 1:04:18Speaker 02

  Great. He was awesome.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. We've never had Pete.

• 1:04:21Speaker 02

  No, we need to get him.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  How come you've never had Pete? Reach out, dude.

• 1:04:25Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, you should. He's amazing.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, I'm friends with him. I, I can't believe we've never had him.

• 1:04:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of people you're, you're snacking.

• 1:04:32Speaker 02

  That would be the fight I would like to see.

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:04:35Speaker 02

  You versus Pete Holmes.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  He's too tall.

• 1:04:37Speaker 02

  Exactly. That's why it'd be amazing to watch.

• 1:04:39Bobby Lee?

  Brad Williams.

• 1:04:40Speaker 02

  No, come on, man.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  The dwarf, the dwarf. I, I think I can beat him.

• 1:04:43Speaker 02

  I haven't seen Brad Williams. Let's see a picture of Brad Williams.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See if I can beat Brad Williams. I think I can.

• 1:04:50Speaker 02

  Let's see.

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:54Speaker 02

  I mean, do you feel proud of calling this man out?

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  Actually, I do. I feel confident about it. Yeah, yeah. For a win?

• 1:05:06Speaker 02

  This is the other thing, though. Like, now, it's actually higher pressure, if you think about it. Because if you lose, what does that mean about you?

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  There's no shame. It's just funny. At that point, it's just funny. Bobby Lee lost to a dwarf? That'd be very funny.

• 1:05:19Speaker 03

  That'd be great PR, actually.

• 1:05:20Bobby Lee?

  Really good PR.

• 1:05:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:22Speaker 02

  I would love to manage it.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you would like to manage that fight?

• 1:05:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:05:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'll be the... No.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  What, like, yay?

• 1:05:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:29Speaker 02

  No, I'll be the ref.

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  The ref. Yeah, I, I, because I'm a good grappler. I can take him down for sure.

• 1:05:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:05:35Speaker 03

  Grappling is what?

• 1:05:36Bobby Lee?

  Groundwork, too. I think I'd be able to... I, I think I'd be able to control him on the ground.

• 1:05:39Speaker 00

  Yeah, Bobby can actually wrestle.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:41Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:43Speaker 02

  I was taught you.

• 1:05:43Speaker 00

  What was the nickname?

• 1:05:44Speaker 02

  I saw your pictures, but I mean, how long ago was that?

• 1:05:47Speaker 00

  They would do... You would do a Grammy roll in competition? They would yell "egg roll"?

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:50Speaker 00

  Because you're known for that?

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was known for the egg roll. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:53Speaker 02

  You're so tired of the Chinese jokes. They're just...

• 1:05:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well, I've just gotten it all my life, you know?

• 1:05:58Speaker 02

  You're just sick of it.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've gotten it all my life, but keep doing it.

• 1:06:04Speaker 02

  Is there even anything funny anymore at this point about it?

• 1:06:06Bobby Lee?

  There's really nothing, but, you know, bring me Panda Express.

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  No, I mean, I just... I was trying to bring authentic cuisine to you.

• 1:06:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Not really, you know, I'm a big...

• 1:06:17Speaker 00

  It's the thought that counts.

• 1:06:18Speaker 02

  How many people have brought gifts for him? And he can't be great?

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  Now, you're Hispanic... You're Hispanic, right?

• 1:06:24Speaker 02

  I am.

• 1:06:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's Hispanic. What happened?

• 1:06:28Speaker 00

  Oh, different shapes and sizes.

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  Different shapes and sizes. What happened genetically here? You think?

• 1:06:33Speaker 00

  Do you speak Spanish?

• 1:06:34Speaker 02

  I... Poco.

• 1:06:36Speaker 00

  Oh, so it's a different...

• 1:06:38Speaker 03

  Do you speak Spanish?

• 1:06:40Speaker 00

  A little bit, like, not that fluent, but a little bit more. I don't know.

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:44Speaker 00

  Where's your family from?

• 1:06:46Speaker 02

  You know.

• 1:06:47Bobby Lee?

  Cause there's different types, there's Latinos, Mexicans.

• 1:06:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:50Bobby Lee?

  Mexican American.

• 1:06:50Speaker 02

  I'm half. So on my mom's side, English Irish on my dad's side. He's all a hundred percent Mexican.

• 1:06:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:57Speaker 02

  So, yeah, I mean, I guess I'm a little mixed of both, right?

• 1:07:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:00Speaker 03

  They say Ireland is like the Mexico of the US.

• 1:07:04Speaker 02

  I've heard that.

• 1:07:04Speaker 03

  Or the UK.

• 1:07:05Speaker 02

  Think.

• 1:07:06Speaker 03

  Anyway.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, they did?

• 1:07:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:07:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, I've heard that.

• 1:07:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:10Speaker 02

  You've heard that?

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, there was a lot of oppress, I think you're talking about oppression.

• 1:07:13Speaker 03

  Oppression, yeah, and Catholicism.

• 1:07:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and Catholicism, yeah, yeah. What is this?

• 1:07:17Speaker 00

  Oh, I just want to show Dom some of your movement with your stand up. Like, these guys are slapboxing, but it seems silly, but he actually kind of beats the shit out of this kid. Kid.

• 1:07:26Speaker 02

  Oh, I see it now, though.

• 1:07:27Speaker 00

  Do you see the movement a little bit?

• 1:07:28Speaker 02

  No, you know, it's different. You know what I just saw?

• 1:07:32Speaker 00

  He's actually pretty good at the movement.

• 1:07:33Speaker 02

  No, he's, you know what it is?

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:35Speaker 02

  You're feisty.

• 1:07:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm a feisty fucker, dude, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:38Speaker 02

  Angry.

• 1:07:39Speaker 03

  Oh, that's you? That's you?

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look how fat I was.

• 1:07:42Speaker 02

  No, you're, you're an angry guy.

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  Look at my hand moves, dude. Up and down, dude.

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  I call that the heaven and earth, dude. You don't know what you're looking at.

• 1:07:53Speaker 00

  Dom, what do you think of just the movement?

• 1:07:55Speaker 02

  Oh, man, I mean, anytime.

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go, dude. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:59Speaker 02

  We need to do this hypothetical. I think I could take.

• 1:08:02Bobby Lee?

  What am I doing? Okay.

• 1:08:03Speaker 00

  Wait, what's happening?

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  Push pause, push pause. No, yeah, push pause, push, push, push, push.

• 1:08:11Speaker 00

  Wait, I can't stop it. Hold on.

• 1:08:13Speaker 02

  I can't stop it, that's.

• 1:08:17Speaker 00

  Sorry, sorry.

• 1:08:18Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what's going on here, but, yeah. I did that?

• 1:08:20Speaker 02

  That, no, that is.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  What, am I stupid?

• 1:08:22Speaker 00

  I didn't know that part.

• 1:08:24Bobby Lee?

  So dumb. I apologize for that. Yeah, I would never do that again.

• 1:08:28Speaker 02

  That's actually my advice to anybody who's never fought before, just strip naked and.

• 1:08:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that would be one of my moves.

• 1:08:33Speaker 02

  Piss and shit on yourself and nobody's gonna touch you.

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  But I found that the UFC got more interesting when women started fighting, to be honest with you.

• 1:08:40Speaker 02

  What, what made it more interesting to you?

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  Um, I like, um.

• 1:08:44Speaker 00

  He loves Ioana.

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  I love, I liked Ioana, you and Jaycheck when she first came on, but then I loved, you know, I mean, some of the drama between.

• 1:08:53Bobby Lee?

  Especially the Rose Namajunas, that Chinese girl, what's her name, Wei Ling Ma?

• 1:08:58Bobby Lee?

  Wei Ling Ma. The way, when, when fucking Ioana was on a streak and she fought, um, not Ioana, yeah, Ioana Yunj- and then Rose Namajunas beat her. Beat her, yeah. That was the most exhilarating fight I've ever, ever seen. The storyline. The storyline about it, you know what I mean?

• 1:09:17Speaker 02

  You like the storyline thing?

• 1:09:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I liked when, um, Rose beat that Chinese girl with that kick, remember that kick? This is how long ago, you know what I mean, I've, I've watched the UFC, but, um, I always liked, you know, when Ro- when, um, what's her name?

• 1:09:32Speaker 02

  Rhonda.

• 1:09:32Bobby Lee?

  Rhonda first came on, she was dominant, but then, you know what I mean, then these other women, Rose, Holly Holm, all these people, I just like the drama of it and, um, you know, um, what's that girl, let me just see if I can figure it out, um, the, the fucking Eastern European girl that's badass. Valentina? Valentina, what's her last name? Shevchenko. Shevchenko.

• 1:09:55Speaker 02

  Oh, I know that one.

• 1:09:56Bobby Lee?

  You know that one? Yeah. I just, the athleticism in them and, um, I don't know, it was just a fun.

• 1:10:02Speaker 02

  I'll say this, it's the fastest, like, women are growing really fast right now in the sport, not just in MMA, but also, number one, I think that it's growing the fastest for MMA is wrestling. Like, watching women's wrestling explode right now, might not be something that you guys know a lot about, but it's never, like, growing up in high school, if you were a wrestler, how much did you get made fun of for being a wrestler? Come on.

• 1:10:24Bobby Lee?

  None.

• 1:10:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, completely, you're a liar.

• 1:10:27Bobby Lee?

  They called me champ.

• 1:10:29Speaker 02

  So he got made fun of a lot.

• 1:10:30Bobby Lee?

  There goes the champ!

• 1:10:35Speaker 02

  So you get made fun of a lot for wearing the singlet and all that, but now, women are doing it, makes it not so weird.

• 1:10:41Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 1:10:41Speaker 02

  Right?

• 1:10:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:42Speaker 02

  Because that's who, the only thing you were scared of is, like, being made fun of by girls when you're a wrestler. Now it's like, girls are taking over the sport.

• 1:10:49Bobby Lee?

  They made fun of me just walking down the hallway at school. What are you talking about?

• 1:10:53Speaker 02

  I think in high school you were cool. I could tell by the anger you had in that fight. But look at this throw.

• 1:10:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow!

• 1:11:00Speaker 02

  That is beautiful.

• 1:11:01Bobby Lee?

  Beautiful.

• 1:11:02Speaker 02

  Beautiful technique. And they're getting better and better. There's a girl named Audrey right now, Jimenez, that's that she won state championships in Arizona and beat all the boys.

• 1:11:11Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:11:11Speaker 02

  In the boys division.

• 1:11:12Bobby Lee?

  It's amazing.

• 1:11:13Speaker 02

  She's amazing.

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:14Speaker 02

  Literally. It's actually insane.

• 1:11:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:16Speaker 02

  So the women's wrestling is growing and then that's crossing, that's a piece that's crossing over to women's MMA, but I think in general, women's MMA is gonna blast off in the next five, 10 years.

• 1:11:25Bobby Lee?

  Wow!

• 1:11:26Speaker 02

  I do, like, it's gonna really be-

• 1:11:27Bobby Lee?

  Cause you see younger girls, like, you know what I mean, doing it. You know what I mean? And when you see that, when they get older, they're gonna be badass. Here's another, uh, sport that women are rising against, skateboarding.

• 1:11:36Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:11:37Speaker 02

  Also, yeah, you're right.

• 1:11:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:38Speaker 02

  Similar, similar, like, you're watching, like, holy shit.

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, some of the stuff that they're doing, right, is like, wow, like dudes can't even do that.

• 1:11:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, and it used to be like, girls don't do this, they don't fight, or girls don't, you know, and now it's just like, none of that really exists and they're coming in there and they're doing crazy shit.

• 1:11:55Bobby Lee?

  And they eat it on skateboarding, like, really hard falls, they get back up and they go back, I just love it, you know what I mean? And I think it's because I was so, um, traumatized as a kid, right? I've always been, I've always rooted for the underdog. You know what I mean? It's like, sometimes even in fights, if I watch an MMA fight, the guy that's not supposed to win, I want them to win.

• 1:12:15Speaker 02

  So you're saying women are never supposed to win and the underdog?

• 1:12:17Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, that's the one, that's the, is that what you heard?

• 1:12:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:20Bobby Lee?

  Is that what you heard?

• 1:12:21Speaker 02

  That's what she said.

• 1:12:21Speaker 00

  I root for women cause of the underdog.

• 1:12:23Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm just saying that I just want, like, no, no, no, no, it's not that for me yet.

• 1:12:30Speaker 03

  But, they kinda are, a little bit.

• 1:12:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. The women comedy, right?

• 1:12:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:35Bobby Lee?

  So there was a time in the 90s, where, um, I'm not gonna name the guys. But like, there was like, you know, Chelsea Handler, Whitney Cummings, all these young girls doing stand-up. And guys would straight up go up to her and go, "Get the fuck out of here, women aren't funny." And I always hop to their defense, like, "What are you fucking talking about? They're funnier than you are." "You piece of shit, you're..." You know what I mean? I've always been like that. That's why I've always like... A lot of my openers have been women on the road over the years, you know what I mean? I just support it because it's like, um, I just don't like when people are picked on or, you know what I mean? Bullied and so it's just like, when I see any group of people, like, when the Philippines in general will win a gold, I don't know, have they? In weightlifting, I think, you know what I mean?

• 1:13:17Bobby Lee?

  But like, I, I, I, I celebrate that more because I just like, you know what I mean? Um, the underdog winning, that's all. What's, what?

• 1:13:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I'm just wondering why I'm here.

• 1:13:29Bobby Lee?

  I love that. Yeah, I, I, I should get a deeper applause than that, I think. I should get a deeper applause.

• 1:13:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. "What's up champ? What's up?" Hey, grow! Hey, grow! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:48Speaker 02

  You're a kind soul for that.

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  You're not like that? Uh, that I want... Tell me about your trauma.

• 1:13:52Speaker 02

  That I want the under?

• 1:13:53Bobby Lee?

  Because you asked me about my trauma, you fucking bypassed it. Well, tell me about your trauma, Cruz.

• 1:13:57Speaker 02

  My trauma?

• 1:13:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:59Speaker 02

  Okay. Um, my trauma was also being molested young. Okay? Yeah.

• 1:14:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:14:07Speaker 02

  Is that funny to you?

• 1:14:07Bobby Lee?

  Totally kidding. Oh. I was kidding.

• 1:14:09Speaker 02

  Just because the person didn't have Down syndrome doesn't mean that it's any less traumatizing for me.

• 1:14:15Bobby Lee?

  It's all the same, man. That was bad.

• 1:14:17Speaker 02

  A dick's a dick.

• 1:14:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right, yeah, dick's a dick, yeah, yeah, yeah. My grandfather used to say that.

• 1:14:24Speaker 02

  So, don't be a dick.

• 1:14:25Bobby Lee?

  Really got that big of a laugh, huh?

• 1:14:29Speaker 05

  Your grandpa just tell you that? I don't know, yes.

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  Anyways. I don't know if he's mocking, is he mocking me? No, that's him, you know him. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:36Speaker 05

  That's pretty funny.

• 1:14:36Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, Dominique.

• 1:14:37Speaker 02

  Sorry. No, no, no.

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  What, you call him Dominique? Dominique.

• 1:14:41Bobby Lee?

  So nervous. You called him Dominique.

• 1:14:45Speaker 04

  Okay, I got nervous.

• 1:14:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So then, was your father abusive right now, or no?

• 1:14:51Speaker 02

  No, my dad was a meth addict, so it wasn't really abusive, he just wasn't around.

• 1:14:54Bobby Lee?

  But the trauma to see that.

• 1:14:55Speaker 02

  He's a real Mexican.

• 1:14:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but seeing that in your life, the abandonment must be traumatic.

• 1:15:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, maybe it built me.

• 1:15:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:03Speaker 02

  You know?

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:04Speaker 02

  Right? Like, how tough did it make you that that thing happened to you, right?

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  The variety of things, um, I think it made me, um, you know, when you're young and you're like...

• 1:15:16Speaker 02

  Now you always root for the underdog, like you, that's why, because you were the underdog in that situation, right?

• 1:15:20Bobby Lee?

  But not just that.

• 1:15:23Speaker 02

  That's where it comes from, that's the root of it, right? You were the underdog in that story and...

• 1:15:28Bobby Lee?

  But it's just not that.

• 1:15:28Speaker 02

  But technically, wouldn't the person with Down's syndrome be the underdog and you actually might have just been normal?

• 1:15:34Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 1:15:35Bobby Lee?

  He's thirty.

• 1:15:37Speaker 02

  He was... How old were you?

• 1:15:39Bobby Lee?

  Ten?

• 1:15:40Speaker 02

  Okay, so if we looked up the intelligence of a thirty-year-old...

• 1:15:43Bobby Lee?

  What are you analyzing? What are you analyzing?

• 1:15:45Speaker 02

  Aren't they around the same age mentally, so technically you were like going for it at this point?

• 1:15:49Bobby Lee?

  We met in the middle, yeah, yeah, it was mutual.

• 1:15:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, I would have made him the underdog.

• 1:15:54Bobby Lee?

  It was mutual.

• 1:15:54Speaker 02

  I would have made him the underdog.

• 1:15:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it also toughened me to, when I was twenty-three and just going up on stage, like, no one else was doing it in San Diego, in, at least in my friend group, or, I didn't know anybody. And I went, I looked at that stage, I'll go up, you know what I mean? And the bravery of it, because it's, it's scary when you first go up. And so I think the trauma and all that stuff that I went through as a kid, um, built me up, a bravery, you know what I mean? And also a thrill-seeking, because I'm a big thrill-seeker, you know what I mean? So it's like, I think that's, do you think that helped?

• 1:16:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, but also like an acceptance and a love from a group of people where you didn't necessarily feel it.

• 1:16:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 1:16:38Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:16:39Bobby Lee?

  You're right.

• 1:16:39Speaker 03

  Is that not true?

• 1:16:40Bobby Lee?

  No, that's true.

• 1:16:40Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:16:41Bobby Lee?

  Say it more commanding, though. Yeah, like, fighting must, that must have...

• 1:16:46Speaker 02

  So the trauma of the, um, thrill, or trauma or thrill of the molestation for you is what motivated you to be the best comedian?

• 1:16:56Bobby Lee?

  Bob was like, built by molestation? Would you Hannibal Lecter?

• 1:17:02Bobby Lee?

  Your mind works in the craziest way, dude.

• 1:17:06Bobby Lee?

  You're a mind twister, dude.

• 1:17:09Speaker 02

  Did he not just say that?

• 1:17:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know what you're doing, dude.

• 1:17:11Speaker 02

  I just said that, though.

• 1:17:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is going on here, dude?

• 1:17:15Speaker 02

  I'm trying to figure it out, too. You're really confusing me.

• 1:17:17Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes you don't have to figure it out.

• 1:17:18Speaker 02

  I don't know if...

• 1:17:19Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes you don't have to analyze it.

• 1:17:20Speaker 02

  I can't tell if you were motivated or traumatized at this point anymore by the molestation.

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't know either. And that's the mysteries of life.

• 1:17:28Speaker 02

  This is called a breakthrough.

• 1:17:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, yeah. Don't ever point at me again, cuz...

• 1:17:33Speaker 02

  This is healthy.

• 1:17:34Bobby Lee?

  It's healthy.

• 1:17:35Speaker 02

  This is healthy.

• 1:17:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, this is healthy.

• 1:17:36Speaker 02

  This is good.

• 1:17:37Bobby Lee?

  This is healthy, yeah.

• 1:17:37Speaker 02

  This is good. Do you feel relieved to just let that out?

• 1:17:40Bobby Lee?

  Not really, no. It did nothing for me. Yeah, yeah, but, um, you're an interesting guy, dude. Don't you think that he's... Because he's bright.

• 1:17:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:17:52Bobby Lee?

  He is. Yeah, yeah, he's bright. You're a bright one.

• 1:17:54Speaker 04

  Super smart.

• 1:17:55Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:17:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're saying "super smart", and I think your style of fighting reflects who you are.

• 1:18:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:02Bobby Lee?

  Because, you know, his style of fighting is, "You don't touch me, I touch you."

• 1:18:09Speaker 02

  Now we're talking.

• 1:18:10Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? That's how smart he is. Because of distance, his movement, right? Am I not right?

• 1:18:16Speaker 02

  You're right.

• 1:18:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pop, pop, back out, right? Great wrestler as well, right? But he is, um, so evasive in the ring.

• 1:18:24Speaker 02

  So I'll tell you what I was thinking. I had to fight a lot of... I don't know if you've looked at the slew of guys that have been in the UFC, but they're absolute freaks of nature.

• 1:18:32Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:18:32Speaker 02

  Right? When you watch them, you're like, "How..." And me being me, I'm like, "I don't know how I'm gonna beat these... some of these guys." And so I said, "I gotta... They're dumb, I gotta be smarter." That's my best hope.

• 1:18:42Bobby Lee?

  I wanted to say that, buddy.

• 1:18:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, I get it. And it's true.

• 1:18:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:46Speaker 02

  So that's how I felt about it. It's like, if I'm gonna have a hope, I better use my brain, because these guys are strong and fast, but if they can't touch me, if they can't grab me, and if they can't hit me, it doesn't matter how strong, and it doesn't matter how fast they are, right?

• 1:18:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:57Speaker 02

  So, you know, that's why, for you... Or, how about this? For them, if you had them do their first set in front of a deaf audience, then they would just be winning all the time.

• 1:19:13Bobby Lee?

  If they were doing a stand-up comedy in front of a deaf audience, it would be a disaster. Why? Because it would be completely silent in the room.

• 1:19:20Speaker 04

  It's just like every one of my shows, so it's okay.

• 1:19:23Speaker 02

  No, but they couldn't mess up.

• 1:19:25Bobby Lee?

  Here's the thing about stand up. You're breaking Bobby's mind. Yeah, the thing about stand up, no, no, dub dub. There's a thing about stand up that's the most important thing, getting laughs. That's the measure of you doing well, is the hearing of laughter.

• 1:19:38Speaker 02

  But here's the other, here's the other thing.

• 1:19:40Bobby Lee?

  Not this.

• 1:19:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, but how do you?

• 1:19:42Bobby Lee?

  Whatever they would make.

• 1:19:43Speaker 02

  How do you know that's not them laughing and you making fun of them laughing?

• 1:19:46Bobby Lee?

  Because they're not laughing at what you're saying.

• 1:19:48Speaker 02

  They don't know, they can't hear.

• 1:19:49Bobby Lee?

  I know, they don't know what you're saying. So they're just guessing based on mouth movement.

• 1:19:54Speaker 02

  So now you don't think they can read your mouth? You don't think they have those skills? This is all they do. You just can't hold them that high, you just hold them that little, they can't read the mouth? This is all they do, they can't hear, of course they can read their mouths.

• 1:20:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so the guy, the guy in the back of the room is reading your mouth? That makes no sense.

• 1:20:07Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 1:20:07Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, what do you mean?

• 1:20:09Speaker 02

  It's perfect sense.

• 1:20:10Bobby Lee?

  I just played, I just played Bakersfield, right? Those balcony seats? They couldn't read my mouth, dog?

• 1:20:16Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:20:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So that, give me another group of people than deaf people.

• 1:20:21Speaker 02

  For them to talk in front of?

• 1:20:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:23Speaker 05

  Um, like the Apollo Theater?

• 1:20:26Speaker 03

  Or like, um.

• 1:20:28Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, like the Apollo Theater, what, black people? You're equating that to?

• 1:20:32Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:20:36Speaker 05

  Sorry, dumb.

• 1:20:38Bobby Lee?

  He's never apologized to a guest before.

• 1:20:40Speaker 02

  It's hard, it's hard to manage you in these types of situations.

• 1:20:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's very hard, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:43Speaker 02

  How about?

• 1:20:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:45Speaker 02

  An ESL class?

• 1:20:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:20:47Speaker 03

  English is second language.

• 1:20:48Bobby Lee?

  Yes, cool.

• 1:20:49Speaker 02

  Okay. So what if they did, um?

• 1:20:53Bobby Lee?

  Comedy in front of people that don't understand English?

• 1:20:55Speaker 02

  But he speaks Spanish.

• 1:20:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:20:58Speaker 02

  So technically, like, some of the act they would get, some of it wouldn't. So they're just gonna laugh out of kindness, and that could work for them, right?

• 1:21:06Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, hmm.

• 1:21:07Speaker 02

  They don't actually have to be funny, because they can't even understand them.

• 1:21:11Bobby Lee?

  Right, okay.

• 1:21:11Speaker 02

  Right?

• 1:21:12Bobby Lee?

  How you, that equating to fighting style, though?

• 1:21:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 1:21:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:17Bobby Lee?

  I was like, where the fuck did you go? Yeah, I don't know what the connection there was.

• 1:21:21Speaker 02

  It wasn't.

• 1:21:24Bobby Lee?

  It's a part of your fucking head of lecture shit. I get it.

• 1:21:26Speaker 03

  The brain games.

• 1:21:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, you're doing brain games. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:29Speaker 02

  No, I kinda got off track.

• 1:21:30Bobby Lee?

  You did. Yeah, yeah. It's fine.

• 1:21:32Speaker 02

  What was the original question?

• 1:21:34Bobby Lee?

  We don't even remember, really.

• 1:21:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, you tend to do that.

• 1:21:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:37Speaker 03

  Um, do you, what happened to your finger?

• 1:21:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:42Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:21:43Speaker 02

  I had surgery on it.

• 1:21:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:21:46Speaker 02

  It just goes completely sideways.

• 1:21:47Bobby Lee?

  And it broke?

• 1:21:48Speaker 02

  Well, I had surgery and then I tore through the surgery. I've had like 10 hand surgeries.

• 1:21:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah?

• 1:21:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:53Bobby Lee?

  You have control of it? Can you lift, can you lift it up? Like, I can't even do it, so it doesn't...

• 1:21:58Speaker 02

  I can bend it, but it just, it doesn't work.

• 1:22:01Bobby Lee?

  Can you just expose your, uh, that finger right now with closing your other?

• 1:22:04Speaker 02

  This is how it should look.

• 1:22:06Bobby Lee?

  No, you're using your thumb to... Yeah, I can't do it. I can only do this.

• 1:22:11Speaker 03

  I can't, I do that, is that right?

• 1:22:13Bobby Lee?

  No, you get, to get your pinky down too. Like, cause I can flick off, but I can't flick off with the... Very good. Alright. I don't know what we're doing.

• 1:22:23Speaker 02

  It just got off track a little, dude.

• 1:22:24Bobby Lee?

  It didn't. It's perfect.

• 1:22:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, this is what the podcast is, is what we do. Meander, sidestep, you know what I mean? What are you doing, dude?

• 1:22:32Speaker 02

  You're super good at it, too.

• 1:22:33Speaker 03

  Just one more question, actually. Um, do you ever crack people's backs?

• 1:22:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:38Speaker 03

  Oh, nice.

• 1:22:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's...

• 1:22:39Bobby Lee?

  You wanna, you want him to crack your back after the show?

• 1:22:41Speaker 03

  Um, maybe you can crack Bobby's back.

• 1:22:43Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't, my back's fine.

• 1:22:44Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:22:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's been cracked.

• 1:22:47Speaker 03

  Okay, I'll have it. I'll crack Bobby's.

• 1:22:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:49Speaker 03

  Crack your back, you could crack it. Do it, it.

• 1:22:51Speaker 05

  I'll lower back up the right is.

• 1:22:52Speaker 03

  You got it, okay.

• 1:22:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, I need to fix my posture.

• 1:22:56Bobby Lee?

  So I'm gonna ask you, Dom, if, cause we're try, are you gonna get me in that November? Where was that fucking fight happening?

• 1:23:01Speaker 00

  We wanna try to get Bobby and go ringside to a fight. Can you help us do that?

• 1:23:05Bobby Lee?

  What, they, they said no already?

• 1:23:06Speaker 00

  No, I'm still waiting. From Paramount, the first fight in Vegas. That's in three...

• 1:23:09Speaker 02

  Twenty-fourth.

• 1:23:10Speaker 00

  Twenty-fourth.

• 1:23:11Bobby Lee?

  And they said no? If they say no, I don't wanna go.

• 1:23:13Speaker 00

  No, they haven't said anything yet.

• 1:23:14Speaker 02

  No, I mean, I get a couple, too. I'll give you one. I'm there.

• 1:23:17Bobby Lee?

  But I don't wanna be in the back row. I wanna be around the cool people.

• 1:23:19Speaker 00

  Dominic Cruz gets back rowed.

• 1:23:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, we'll get you decent. We'll get you something.

• 1:23:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd like to go and, you know, when the cameras go, wave, whatever.

• 1:23:27Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:23:28Bobby Lee?

  They don't do that, or no? I'm not big enough?

• 1:23:30Speaker 02

  Uh, I mean, well, they'll boost their chairs.

• 1:23:33Bobby Lee?

  Andrew Santino gets it. He's my podcast partner.

• 1:23:36Speaker 00

  Tony Hinchcliffe is there.

• 1:23:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why does Tony and Andrew get the wave and the camera? And I wanna be in the back row? I don't wanna go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll be embarrassing if I'm in the background. There's no camera.

• 1:23:47Speaker 00

  You're a Dobbs guest.

• 1:23:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, you'll be all right.

• 1:23:49Speaker 00

  He's not gonna fuck you in the background. Bobby Lee, seat 500.

• 1:23:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, in the back, like that. That's embarrassing, dude.

• 1:23:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, no.

• 1:23:59Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't do better. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:02Speaker 02

  You might be right. I don't know what they would give me.

• 1:24:06Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

• 1:24:09Speaker 02

  I would like to say no way the UFC would give me shit seats for you, but I can't actually.

• 1:24:15Bobby Lee?

  I know Dana, though. I've had dinner with him.

• 1:24:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's a nice guy, and he probably thinks you're hilarious. So I think your best bet, because you've had dinner with Dana, is to ask him.

• 1:24:22Bobby Lee?

  I don't know the direct line to him. That's a problem.

• 1:24:25Speaker 02

  Me neither.

• 1:24:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:26Speaker 00

  Oh, really?

• 1:24:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't have a direct line.

• 1:24:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:29Speaker 02

  It's hard to. You gotta think, like, how many fighters you're trying to talk to Dana if he has their...

• 1:24:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, is Rogan still a commentator?

• 1:24:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, forever.

• 1:24:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so forever. So I can go through Rogan?

• 1:24:39Speaker 02

  Yeah. Also, I think that'd be the fastest way. You get whatever you want through Rogan.

• 1:24:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Like, I wanna go to the, um, what do I say? Let's create the message now.

• 1:24:48Speaker 00

  The first Paramount card.

• 1:24:49Speaker 02

  You should text it now. Let's do it while we're here.

• 1:24:51Speaker 00

  And then take a selfie with Dom.

• 1:24:52Speaker 02

  Send a text to Joe right now and say, hey. I would like to.

• 1:24:57Bobby Lee?

  No, no, here's the problem. I don't wanna do it now. I'll tell you. I'll tell you, here's the problem.

• 1:25:02Speaker 02

  Do it, Dom's here.

• 1:25:03Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know. Yeah, yeah. No, I'll tell you why. Here's the problem, right? I'm gonna, we're doing it on the pod, right? I'm gonna take a photo with Dom, send it to him, right? And he's very direct with me. And he could, he could quite possibly say, nah, I can't make that happen. Which, it'll embarrass him and me and Dom and the whole situation, right? And then I'll look like the biggest fool in the world.

• 1:25:26Speaker 00

  See, how his brain works, he just...

• 1:25:28Bobby Lee?

  I go negative.

• 1:25:28Speaker 00

  He goes negative.

• 1:25:29Bobby Lee?

  I go negative first.

• 1:25:30Speaker 02

  You find a way to not take the chance.

• 1:25:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:33Speaker 02

  That's interesting.

• 1:25:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'll do it. Fuck it. I'll do it for the show. And then the next podcast we do, I'll give you the results.

• 1:25:41Speaker 00

  What is this, like COVID?

• 1:25:45Speaker 02

  I think he's gonna hook you, cuz you, I think he likes you, you know? And I'll be honest. He gets way more, he'll get way more from the UFC than I ever could. And he'll get way better tickets, cuz he's, he's been there forever, you know? The reason why Rogan is not just um there because he's the greatest podcaster on earth at this point, but also because he was there for free before UFC was legal and before, you know? So he's like the guy that believed before it was time to believe. And I know how that feels as a business owner, anybody like, for instance, uh, Original's Family Farm was the first um opening sponsor for me, for my podcast. And it's like, that means a lot when somebody gets behind you before anybody knows if it's gonna work or not, right?

• 1:26:28Speaker 02

  Joe Rogan did that for the UFC, so I feel like that's why he gets, you know, he'll get whatever he wants.

• 1:26:33Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so let's try it. I'm gonna go this, this.

• 1:26:36Speaker 03

  Can you read us the message?

• 1:26:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, I wanna know.

• 1:26:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, we're constructing the message together. Are you crazy?

• 1:26:40Speaker 03

  What are you doing over there? You've been?

• 1:26:42Bobby Lee?

  He's just on Instagram, watching. Yeah, yeah, hold on, let's take a photo with me, Dom.

• 1:26:46Speaker 03

  Can, do you want us to be in it or?

• 1:26:48Bobby Lee?

  No, no, please don't.

• 1:26:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:26:53Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:26:55Speaker 05

  Ralph got seats.

• 1:27:00Bobby Lee?

  Ralph Barroso.

• 1:27:02Speaker 05

  He's another comedian.

• 1:27:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah?

• 1:27:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:27:04Speaker 02

  Why would Ralph get him and not you?

• 1:27:07Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing it right now. Alright, so, hey Joe.

• 1:27:09Speaker 05

  So nervous.

• 1:27:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm very nervous.

• 1:27:10Speaker 02

  Say hi.

• 1:27:11Bobby Lee?

  He, listen, if we're a tribe podcasting, right?

• 1:27:14Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:27:15Bobby Lee?

  He's the, he's the, one of the tribal leaders.

• 1:27:17Speaker 02

  He's the guy.

• 1:27:18Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:27:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, but you're OG with him.

• 1:27:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're.

• 1:27:20Bobby Lee?

  I know I am, I know, I'm up there. I'm a part of the council, right? But like, you know, I re-watch Star Wars, you know what I mean? I mean, I don't know how to do the force throat, you know what I mean, clamping thing.

• 1:27:32Speaker 05

  Well, you have a, you have a.

• 1:27:33Bobby Lee?

  That's what Joe does. He's Darth Vader. I'm still a part of the circle, you know what I mean? You know, you know, the guy that questions, like, you know what I mean? You and your superstitious, you know what I mean, force, you know what I mean, this and that, you know what I mean?

• 1:27:45Speaker 02

  You would be Luke.

• 1:27:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, thank you, dude.

• 1:27:48Speaker 02

  Right? You would be Luke.

• 1:27:50Bobby Lee?

  You would be a Jawa.

• 1:27:51Speaker 03

  What'd you call me?

• 1:27:52Speaker 02

  Don't tell me what I am.

• 1:27:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a Jawa.

• 1:27:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'll be a Sith Lord.

• 1:27:57Speaker 05

  Hey Joe, I'm with Dom.

• 1:28:01Speaker 03

  What's up? Say, "What's up, buddy?"

• 1:28:04Speaker 00

  Or yeah.

• 1:28:04Bobby Lee?

  Alright, "What's up, buddy?"

• 1:28:05Speaker 00

  Or she's like, "Hey, girl, hey."

• 1:28:08Bobby Lee?

  "What's up, buddy?"

• 1:28:09Speaker 00

  By the way, this is a Jawa for everyone's reference.

• 1:28:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:12Speaker 02

  "Hey Joe, so I was gonna ask Dominic for tickets, but I didn't want to be in the back, so could I get tickets from you?"

• 1:28:18Speaker 00

  Oh, that's funny.

• 1:28:18Speaker 02

  See?

• 1:28:19Speaker 00

  That's funny.

• 1:28:19Speaker 03

  P.S. How's global warming?

• 1:28:21Speaker 02

  He would understand that. He'd be like-

• 1:28:23Bobby Lee?

  "I'm doing it. Can you help me get tickets?"

• 1:28:26Speaker 02

  "I didn't want to be in the back with Dominic's seats."

• 1:28:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:28:29Bobby Lee?

  "Can you get, can you help me get tickets for UFC, what, what's it?"

• 1:28:33Speaker 02

  I can, I'm, yeah, he's not wrong, I might, they might-

• 1:28:36Speaker 03

  Get back seats.

• 1:28:37Speaker 02

  They might shaft you through me. But if you go through him, you'll get a good-

• 1:28:41Bobby Lee?

  "Hey Joe."

• 1:28:42Speaker 00

  "UFC 324 in Vegas."

• 1:28:44Bobby Lee?

  "Can you help me..."

• 1:28:46Speaker 03

  "Can you help me get..."

• 1:28:46Bobby Lee?

  "Get tickets for UFC..."

• 1:28:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:28:49Speaker 06

  "Make sure they're better than Tony Hinchcliffe's."

• 1:28:51Bobby Lee?

  "No, can you help me get tickets for UFC..."

• 1:28:55Speaker 00

  "I'm helping this man."

• 1:28:56Speaker 02

  You know, Amanda-

• 1:28:57Bobby Lee?

  "UFC what?"

• 1:28:58Speaker 02

  Amanda Nunes versus, um-

• 1:29:01Speaker 00

  Kayla Harrison.

• 1:29:02Speaker 02

  Kayla Harrison are the main event for, or co-main event for that one, and you love the ladies' division, so that's the one to be at. It's one of the main ones to be at.

• 1:29:10Bobby Lee?

  Just me and a guest.

• 1:29:10Speaker 02

  That might be one of the best, you know, known as one of the best women's fights to ever happen since Ronda Rousey-

• 1:29:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:29:16Speaker 02

  And Holmes, I'd say, right? Like, up there in the-

• 1:29:20Bobby Lee?

  So I just put, "If not, it's cool."

• 1:29:24Speaker 00

  "With Dom."

• 1:29:25Bobby Lee?

  I have the photo.

• 1:29:26Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:29:28Bobby Lee?

  I said, "Okay, hey Joe, I'm with Dom. What's up, buddy?" The "what's up, buddy" is weird.

• 1:29:32Speaker 03

  "What's up, buddy?"

• 1:29:36Bobby Lee?

  "What's, hey Joe, I'm with Dom. What's up, buddy?"

• 1:29:40Speaker 00

  Why are you saying it like-

• 1:29:41Bobby Lee?

  This is the way I would say it. "Can you help me get tickets for UFC 324? Just me and a guest. If not, that's cool."

• 1:29:47Speaker 00

  Two guests, but yeah.

• 1:29:48Bobby Lee?

  What? Me and-

• 1:29:50Speaker 02

  Me plus one.

• 1:29:51Bobby Lee?

  And one guest.

• 1:29:52Speaker 02

  Me plus one.

• 1:29:52Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, plus one is good.

• 1:29:53Bobby Lee?

  Just me and a guest. Only two people.

• 1:29:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, so we can film it.

• 1:29:57Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 1:29:57Speaker 00

  Come on.

• 1:29:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm not asking for three.

• 1:30:00Speaker 02

  Who are you bringing?

• 1:30:01Bobby Lee?

  Probably this fucker.

• 1:30:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, but I need to bring a guy-

• 1:30:04Bobby Lee?

  You wanna go?

• 1:30:04Speaker 05

  I might be there.

• 1:30:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, he's gonna already be there.

• 1:30:07Speaker 00

  Oh yeah.

• 1:30:07Bobby Lee?

  Can I go? I asked for 500 bucks. Wait, "If not, it's cool."

• 1:30:10Speaker 02

  Should've worked that into the negotiation.

• 1:30:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, that would've been better.

• 1:30:13Speaker 00

  You should throw a little with Dom's, a little joke, a little joke towards Dom, like, Dom can't get me seats.

• 1:30:18Speaker 02

  I don't think it's a joke.

• 1:30:19Speaker 00

  Yeah, Dom. Bro, you're a world champion, man!

• 1:30:23Speaker 02

  Don't, don't make it worse.

• 1:30:27Bobby Lee?

  You're just. Dom's seats are all in the 500.

• 1:30:30Speaker 02

  Up in the balcony.

• 1:30:33Bobby Lee?

  I've never asked him for this. I feel so.

• 1:30:35Speaker 02

  That's why it's so fun to do it here.

• 1:30:36Speaker 03

  This is great.

• 1:30:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how Dom convinced. Here we go. I'm gonna send it.

• 1:30:41Speaker 03

  Okay, wait. What was the last part? You didn't read it.

• 1:30:43Bobby Lee?

  I said Dom can't get me good seats. That's funny, that's funny. Let me read it again. Let me read it again. Okay, read it again. Yeah, here we go. Thank you. I'm with Dom. What's up, buddy? Can you help me get tickets for UFC 324? Just me and a guest. If not, it's cool. Dom can't get me good seats.

• 1:31:08Bobby Lee?

  Just the shame. I just sent it.

• 1:31:10Speaker 02

  You're not wrong.

• 1:31:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow. How fast do you think he'll respond?

• 1:31:13Speaker 03

  How was the pic?

• 1:31:13Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, let's just say this. I think he's got, he has a lot on his plate. So I think he's gonna be like. I think he's gonna be like, no.

• 1:31:22Speaker 03

  I don't think.

• 1:31:23Speaker 02

  Should do a song about it. Can we have another song about it?

• 1:31:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 1:31:27Speaker 02

  What do we got?

• 1:31:28Bobby Lee?

  Just, I don't know. Can you sing it?

• 1:31:31Speaker 02

  I think you, it's, your voice is special.

• 1:31:34Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:31:35Speaker 02

  Your voice is special. Go with it. Let me just feel it.

• 1:31:38Bobby Lee?

  Joe Rogan, please let me come.

• 1:31:45Speaker 02

  Pause.

• 1:31:47Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing, dude?

• 1:31:50Bobby Lee?

  Joe Rogan, please let me come to UFC 243.

• 1:32:01Speaker 02

  324.

• 1:32:02Bobby Lee?

  324?

• 1:32:05Bobby Lee?

  Fuck, ready? One, two, three. Joe Rogan, please let me come to UFC 324.

• 1:32:18Speaker 02

  And.

• 1:32:19Bobby Lee?

  No, that's it.

• 1:32:19Speaker 02

  Cantino, got tickets. And front row.

• 1:32:24Bobby Lee?

  Not, I don't want front row. I just don't want to be in the very last row, okay? Okay. Anyway, so Dom, you wanna promote anything? Let's promote this. Love and War with Dominique Cruz. Some call him Dominique.

• 1:32:37Speaker 02

  It has happened. It has been known to happen.

• 1:32:40Bobby Lee?

  Love and War with Dominic Cruz. Check out his podcast. You know, I'll be honest with you. You know, when I was-

• 1:32:44Speaker 02

  You taught me a lot on this podcast. Can I tell you? Because you're one of, you're the Luke Skywalker of podcasting. Now that we've established that, I would say that you've taught me to have more fun.

• 1:32:55Bobby Lee?

  Well, we have a good time. We try to have a good time.

• 1:32:57Speaker 02

  It's not easy, but you got good chemistry with everybody. That's part of it, too.

• 1:33:00Bobby Lee?

  I have to say another thing.

• 1:33:01Speaker 02

  So I would say like, they bring a lot to the table to where I feel like they deserve a little bit more. Because without them, I don't know how this would roll.

• 1:33:12Bobby Lee?

  God, you're good. Yeah, you're good. Yeah, yeah. No, man. Absolutely not. They got what they got. You know what I mean? Yeah. I have to say this, too. During the show, I kept looking over and it felt like Rob Lowe. Remember when Rob Lowe was here? I'm in my mind, I'm like, I can't believe Rob Lowe is in my fucking house.

• 1:33:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, he was nervous around Rob Lowe.

• 1:33:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It was like, because I've been watching you.

• 1:33:34Speaker 02

  Let me see a picture of Rob Lowe again.

• 1:33:35Bobby Lee?

  You don't know Rob Lowe?

• 1:33:35Speaker 02

  I do if I see him.

• 1:33:36Speaker 00

  West Wing.

• 1:33:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Outsiders.

• 1:33:40Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, that guy's-

• 1:33:42Speaker 03

  He kinda looks like Zac Efron a little bit.

• 1:33:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So when Rob, when Rob was here, I was like, I can't believe Rob Lowe is in my house. I felt the same way because, you know, I, I never thought I'd ever meet you.

• 1:33:51Speaker 02

  Really? Why?

• 1:33:52Bobby Lee?

  Because I'm not in the UFC. I have nothing to do with them. And I'm a fan, so it's like-

• 1:33:57Speaker 00

  He's been a, we wa, you used to have fight nights. We'd all watch your fights.

• 1:33:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I couldn't wait. You know what I mean? So it's like, I'm a fan and, um-

• 1:34:04Speaker 02

  We were saying the same, me and my friend here were saying the same thing about you, whether you want to believe it or not. You're hilarious. So a lot of the same shit. Especially your traumatizing story about being arrested by somebody with a gum syndrome.

• 1:34:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And yours too. You were arrested too.

• 1:34:17Speaker 02

  No, but I didn't do it to the extent you did it, where I was just okay with it. And I was actually the underdog. You were the under, you know, he was the underdog in the situation. Yeah. So it's like, you let him win. I get it. And he won. And mine was a little different. Mine was more-

• 1:34:33Bobby Lee?

  So hopefully, hopefully, I'll, Love and War with Dominic Cruz. Also, um-

• 1:34:39Speaker 05

  I have a question.

• 1:34:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 1:34:40Speaker 05

  Can you go back to the Rob Lowe?

• 1:34:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we can go back to the Rob Lowe.

• 1:34:43Speaker 05

  What was, what's, what is this?

• 1:34:45Speaker 00

  That's William.

• 1:34:46Speaker 05

  I know, that's William. Is he dead?

• 1:34:47Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:34:48Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:34:49Speaker 03

  Do you remember?

• 1:34:49Speaker 02

  Yeah. That was, that was when he had COVID and he was trying to take ivermectin.

• 1:34:54Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:34:54Bobby Lee?

  Ah, that's right, that's right.

• 1:34:56Speaker 03

  He looks very sad.

• 1:34:57Bobby Lee?

  He looks sad there. He's also 309 years old.

• 1:35:00Speaker 00

  He's the next guest.

• 1:35:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Um, Dom, it's remarkable how good, I mean not remarkable, um, you're great at pods. You're so good. You're quick, funny. You mean?

• 1:35:13Speaker 03

  A little scary sometimes.

• 1:35:15Bobby Lee?

  No, not scary at all.

• 1:35:16Speaker 03

  But like in a good way.

• 1:35:16Speaker 02

  How do I work on that? Cause I really try not to be scary.

• 1:35:19Speaker 03

  Oh, no, no.

• 1:35:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're scary. It's your beady eyes.

• 1:35:23Speaker 02

  I'm really not.

• 1:35:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's dark beady eyes. I don't like it.

• 1:35:26Speaker 03

  A good way. A good way.

• 1:35:27Speaker 02

  A good way. Scary in a good way. Got it.

• 1:35:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but anyway, um, Dom, you're really good. I'd love to have you back, actually.

• 1:35:33Speaker 02

  I'd love to be back.

• 1:35:34Bobby Lee?

  You know, next year, that'd be great. Be yearly guest.

• 1:35:37Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:35:38Bobby Lee?

  Be really nice. I really like your style. Maybe have you in Bizbing on.

• 1:35:41Speaker 02

  Ooh. That would be interesting.

• 1:35:42Bobby Lee?

  That'd be fun. That'd be fun.

• 1:35:43Speaker 02

  Maybe not as interesting as you think, but maybe.

• 1:35:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, I'll start a war. Yeah, yeah. It'll be a forever war. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. So, um, um, give Dominic a round of applause, everybody.

• 1:35:54Speaker 02

  Thank you, guys. Thanks for having me. It's been fun. You guys are awesome.

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