Bert Kreischer & The High-Def Photo

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:59Speaker 01

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• 1:09Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, Helix, man, I, my sleep has improved dramatically since I've been sleeping on a Helix mattress. Um, improvements, A-OK, number one. Has your Helix mattress upgraded your bedroom home? Yes, it has. Every room in my house is elevated to a beautiful, comfortable sleeping place. For one, human beings and other, um, living beings can sleep on, you know? Um, you can personalize it, can you not?

• 1:32Speaker 03

  You can. So for instance, me, like, I'm a hot sleeper, but I also like to sleep on my side. So I got matched with a Helix Midnight mattress. And then I'm like, you know what? I wanna, I wanna upgrade a little bit, and I got the luxe version of that. So I sleep like a baby.

• 1:45Speaker 04

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• 2:02Speaker 00

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• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  Y'all, what's up? I'm going to be on tour, specifically Portland, Oregon, Spirit Mountain Casino, November 8th, 2025. One show, 7pm. I'm also going to be at Reno, Nevada, at the Grand Sierra Resort at 8pm, December 6th, 2025. December 6th. Come check it out, y'all.

• 3:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. Have you done it? I did it because you posted it. I posted it yesterday. How long can you hold your breath?

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  I could hold it longer than you. I'll tell you that.

• 3:10Speaker 05

  There's no fucking.

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  I could hold my breath longer than you.

• 3:12Speaker 05

  There's no way.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for sure. Yeah, he's sick, yeah.

• 3:14Speaker 05

  Oh, Captain Vape?

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Even with my vape, dude, I can fucking hold it a long time.

• 3:20Speaker 05

  But you, we gotta put our heads underwater or something. We can't just do it like this. It'd be honor system. Oh. You gonna play the honor system with Bobby? Damn, dude. There's no way Bobby, you know Bobby's gonna.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  They call me, they call me K A M, dude. You know what K A M is?

• 3:34Speaker 06

  King something?

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  No, Korean Aquaman.

• 3:37Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  That's what they've been calling me for years, dude.

• 3:43Speaker 05

  The Cam.

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  Cam, dude.

• 3:44Speaker 05

  Korean Aquaman.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  You want to do it now?

• 3:46Speaker 05

  Let's see, I know, do the one.

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  Let's hold our breath.

• 3:48Speaker 05

  Is it, no, but hang on. You gotta do the one where it tells you, like, it takes you around a lap on a course, you know?

• 3:53Speaker 06

  Oh, that's cool. There's like a visual?

• 3:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's like a visual going like, you are, you have dead lungs. You have medium lungs.

• 4:00Speaker 06

  Oh, that's funny.

• 4:00Speaker 05

  You have a Navy SEAL's lungs. I always have Navy SEAL lungs.

• 4:03Speaker 06

  Whoa.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 4:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, I, but you, I hold my breath.

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 4:08Speaker 05

  No, but how long can you hold your breath?

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, I don't know. I've never done it before. You want to, you want to have a contest?

• 4:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, let's have a, it's a fascinating podcasting, but.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:15Speaker 06

  You have to do the nose hold.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 4:18Speaker 06

  Because that's how we know it's legit.

• 4:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, oh, yeah.

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 4:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  All right, well, I'll hold my nose.

• 4:23Speaker 05

  No, I'll hold your nose.

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  I hold your nose?

• 4:26Speaker 05

  I'll help you.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  I hold your nose.

• 4:29Speaker 05

  I hold your nose, you hold my nose.

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright.

• 4:31Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 4:33Speaker 00

  Did I just time this?

• 4:34Speaker 05

  Wait, wait, do you wanna hold both our noses?

• 4:35Speaker 06

  Okay, oh yeah.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you hold both, yeah, Cat, you hold both our noses.

• 4:38Speaker 05

  Okay, but, uh, hang on, let me see what this one is. Hit start. And by the way, if everyone wants to play along.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  I need rebels for this.

• 4:45Speaker 07

  Unless you're driving.

• 4:46Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:47Speaker 05

  No, no, if you're driving.

• 4:48Speaker 07

  No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 4:50Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 4:52Speaker 00

  Wait, what's the restart it, so here?

• 4:54Speaker 06

  Am I starting?

• 4:54Speaker 00

  You have, you have basically four seconds to inhale. Here we go. Ready? Follow it along on screen.

• 5:01Speaker 00

  Get ready, it's gonna stop pretty soon, and now.

• 5:08Speaker 00

  Cat, whose nose is more oily?

• 5:10Speaker 06

  Uh, definitely Bobby.

• 5:14Speaker 00

  I can't tell.

• 5:16Speaker 00

  Stand locked in Bobby. Vert's fading.

• 5:21Speaker 00

  Damn guys, this is crazy.

• 5:29Speaker 00

  It's worth 25 seconds.

• 5:34Speaker 07

  Na na na na na.

• 5:38Speaker 00

  Keep going. I'm on a timer.

• 5:40Speaker 05

  Oof, I'm out.

• 5:42Speaker 07

  What?

• 5:42Speaker 05

  Did Bobby beat me?

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 5:45Bobby Lee?

  I told you.

• 5:45Speaker 05

  Korean Aquaman beat me.

• 5:47Speaker 00

  Cam?

• 5:47Speaker 05

  Korean Aquaman beat me.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm Korean Aquaman, dude, I can see underwater for five minutes.

• 5:51Speaker 05

  Dude, you should be collecting sponges. Korean Aquaman.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  Really, you couldn't beat me?

• 5:56Speaker 05

  No, I panicked. I panicked, cause I was like, he should be out by now.

• 6:01Speaker 05

  If I know, I was like, there's no way Bobby's left in this one.

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  I'm half dead, dude.

• 6:04Speaker 05

  Bobby, that's incredible.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:06Speaker 05

  Is that, is that empyic, do you think?

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not empyic, dude, that, that's not a thing, fucking Google got empyic.

• 6:10Speaker 00

  Is that empyic?

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  It's not a thing, yeah, yeah.

• 6:13Speaker 05

  But how many cigarettes are you smoking a day?

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  I smoke a pack a day.

• 6:15Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 6:16Speaker 00

  What?

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you'll never beat me.

• 6:18Speaker 05

  You're right.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:19Speaker 05

  You're right.

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:19Speaker 05

  I think it's mental.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  It's, uh, dude, my mental game is namaste, dude.

• 6:23Speaker 06

  Namaste.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Steven Saldana, dude.

• 6:27Bobby Lee?

  Dude, hey, hey, Khalyla, you know what I just did?

• 6:28Speaker 05

  Oh, oh, get, okay, oh, okay.

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, oh, she'll beat all of us.

• 6:32Speaker 05

  I know, I know.

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  She's a deep seas diver. Yeah, she's a deep sea diver. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:38Speaker 05

  You'll beat all of us.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  Khalyla.

• 6:39Speaker 03

  You're a pretty good diver, too.

• 6:40Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  I just beat him in a fucking breathing contest.

• 6:42Speaker 05

  You know what it is? It's, it is, uh, you ha-

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I'm the chair.

• 6:46Speaker 05

  It's a mind game.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  I feel so good right now?

• 6:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:47Speaker 05

  I, I, I usually can hold my breath for a minute and 25 seconds, but that's because I, I've been, I do it in bed, by myself, with no one watching.

• 6:55Speaker 03

  Well, you just do like apnea training just for shit and games?

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  Lan's not watching you or anything?

• 6:59Speaker 05

  No, I just do it myself.

• 7:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm good under pressure, though.

• 7:01Speaker 03

  Well, you know why he's really good? Because he has already sleep apnea. And so, he probably holds his breath in his sleep, like, normally.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, I die in my sleep.

• 7:10Speaker 03

  For like three minutes at a time.

• 7:11Bobby Lee?

  3, 4 a.m. dude, I'm dead.

• 7:12Speaker 05

  Really?

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  For like 20 minutes, yeah.

• 7:13Speaker 03

  And he wakes up abruptly and like his whole body is-

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I start dancing.

• 7:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  As soon as I wake up, I start dancing.

• 7:18Speaker 05

  I have sleep apnea, but I don't know, I don't believe I have sleep apnea.

• 7:21Bobby Lee?

  You have it, dude.

• 7:21Speaker 03

  No one does, no one does.

• 7:22Speaker 05

  I don't think anyone does, I don't think anyone does.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  You have it!

• 7:25Speaker 05

  I don't think anyone does.

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  Look at you, you-

• 7:26Speaker 05

  I think it's bullshit just like, uh, dentists.

• 7:28Speaker 03

  But no, but you're not, it isn't bullshit. Do you not wear a CPAP?

• 7:32Speaker 05

  No, okay, here's the deal.

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 7:33Speaker 05

  All right? So you're telling me-

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Talk to her right, talk to her right, though.

• 7:37Speaker 05

  If we go, if we go into, uh, into a, uh, uh, technological pandemic, meaning-

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 7:44Speaker 05

  Uh, energy cuts out, energy cuts out.

• 7:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:47Speaker 05

  And we all have to live on fire and water that we have in our tub.

• 7:50Speaker 03

  He doesn't know anything. Okay.

• 7:51Speaker 05

  That Joe Coy would die.

• 7:52Speaker 03

  This makes sense. He would die.

• 7:54Speaker 05

  So Joe Coy would die.

• 7:55Speaker 03

  I think people who-

• 7:56Speaker 05

  So Joe, hang on, so, so just for, so we're clear, Joe Coy, was it not for him having money, should be dead.

• 8:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  What? Wow, wow. What, what do you mean?

• 8:06Speaker 05

  Joe Coy is, is, is-

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  I, I'm with you, dude, but what do you mean?

• 8:09Speaker 05

  Joe Coy-

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm following along now.

• 8:11Speaker 05

  Is but a gift of, of technology. Joe Coy should not exist, Joe Coy should be dead, because without technology, he would not be alive.

• 8:19Speaker 03

  It's true. Well, I'll explain it to Bobby in simple terms. Is he on like a heart-

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  No, because he has, because he has sleep apnea.

• 8:24Speaker 03

  But such severe sleep apnea, so when you have sleep apnea, you're actually not receiving the oxygen in your body for extended periods of time.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  I have it, who are you, preaching to the choir, god?

• 8:34Speaker 03

  Your, your heart becomes enlarged.

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  God, god, god, lady.

• 8:39Speaker 03

  Your heart becomes enlarged, a lot of these things, your memory starts to go, like, your body starts to deteriorate.

• 8:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know, I have it.

• 8:46Speaker 03

  I know, and I bought you the machine.

• 8:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, and I don't use it anymore. I don't use it ever. Yeah, you have yours? It's crazy to put a scuba diving mask on and then go to bed. I know. It's crazy. It's crazy. As a matter of fact, I think I'd rather be found dead in a bed than, than alive and with one of those masks on.

• 9:00Speaker 03

  With a scuba diving mask on?

• 9:01Speaker 05

  Like, it's crazy. They, I, I did the test, they took me down to Ventura, and they, or not Ventura, but Ventura's. Cat Burg, he doesn't listen. And they take you up in a building, like a building, right? Like a building, like a seven-story building. They walk you into a waiting room, it's a waiting room. The lady says, "Are you ready?", and then she takes you into a serial killer's bedroom.

• 9:23Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 9:24Speaker 05

  As if a serial killer rented an office and said, "I will kill people in this room." Yeah. Because it is made up like a bed, there's pictures, and there's curtains.

• 9:32Speaker 03

  It's their blood.

• 9:33Speaker 05

  It looks like, no, but it looks like, it looks like a psychopath's bedroom.

• 9:36Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 9:36Speaker 05

  Because it's in the middle, it's in a fucking industrial building. Burt, Burt, if I was a serial killer, I wouldn't kill you. You know why? I wouldn't know where to hide your body.

• 9:47Speaker 05

  What would you hide it? Can you imagine Bobby trying to get rid of my body?

• 9:50Speaker 03

  Trying to dismember?

• 9:51Speaker 05

  No, no, just drag it to the next room. I know, that's what I'm saying. I said to Leanne yesterday, if I was a serial killer, I would kill people for little offenses, societal offenses. And then at the very end, I say, "I'll let you go if you can figure out why I'm killing you."

• 10:08Speaker 03

  Oh, that's awesome. What kind of societal offenses?

• 10:10Speaker 05

  So there was a girl yesterday at Farm Boy who, uh, was going through her, uh, Raya on speakerphone with her best friend, and I was having to listen to it without having the privilege of seeing who she was talking about.

• 10:25Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 10:26Speaker 05

  So she's like, "Well, he's got a blue check, he says he's, it says he's friends with RFK", and I'm like, "Who the fuck is this?"

• 10:32Speaker 03

  Wait, hold on, I want to guess who this is.

• 10:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, and I'm like, "Who is this?" Because we're on Raya, I'm on Raya.

• 10:37Speaker 03

  I think I know who it is.

• 10:38Speaker 05

  I think I know who it is.

• 10:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, give me the age range.

• 10:41Speaker 05

  Uh, she was young.

• 10:43Speaker 03

  I know, but the guy she was talking about. No, it's not. It's your friend.

• 10:46Speaker 01

  Joe Biden.

• 10:48Bobby Lee?

  Joe Biden on Raya.

• 10:50Speaker 03

  I bet you it is. Bleep that.

• 10:51Speaker 01

  He's killing it.

• 10:53Speaker 03

  No, it's one of your friends.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  It's typewriter.

• 10:55Speaker 01

  What?

• 10:55Speaker 03

  So you'd kill her.

• 10:57Speaker 05

  No, what I'd do is I very easily could have followed her home. I very easily could have. She was totally not paying attention to anything. Like she walked to her on speaker, flipping through Raya, talking to her friend, got in the car and I was like, okay. Very easily could I follow her home?

• 11:10Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 11:10Speaker 05

  Right? I follow her home.

• 11:12Speaker 01

  You follow her home, parking garage.

• 11:13Speaker 05

  Get it. Oh, hold the elevator, hold the elevator. And then I get in the elevator with her and then I'd attack her.

• 11:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:18Speaker 05

  And then I'd take her to my house or I'd take her, I'd wait until she got in her room and then I'd bind her up and then I'd say, I'd be like, just so you know, there's a reason I'm killing you. Do you know what it is? I'm gonna give you three guesses.

• 11:29Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 11:30Speaker 05

  And she'd be like, you're a fucking lunatic. I go, that's wrong. You could have been right, but that's wrong. I don't know. Was it because I was going through my Raya on Friday?

• 11:37Speaker 01

  Can I be the girl?

• 11:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:42Speaker 01

  What are you doing? Good? No?

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  That was so much.

• 11:46Speaker 03

  Why so much moaning?

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  Why so much moaning?

• 11:48Speaker 01

  No, because I'm knocked out, right? And I'm coming to.

• 11:50Speaker 03

  And you're having an orgasm while you're talking?

• 11:53Speaker 01

  It's called acting.

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  Why are you, you're coming so?

• 11:56Speaker 01

  Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

• 11:59Speaker 05

  I thought it was on autotune.

• 12:01Speaker 01

  No, okay, let me, let me do it. I made a wrong acting tone.

• 12:04Speaker 05

  Okay, okay.

• 12:05Speaker 01

  I think.

• 12:06Speaker 05

  Are you ready? Ready? You're unconscious, you're unconscious, okay?

• 12:08Speaker 01

  I know.

• 12:08Speaker 05

  Okay, you ready?

• 12:09Speaker 03

  Hold your breath, hold your breath.

• 12:11Speaker 05

  Hey, wake up.

• 12:12Speaker 01

  What?

• 12:12Speaker 05

  Wake up.

• 12:13Speaker 01

  Yeah. Oh my God, what's going on?

• 12:15Speaker 05

  Hey, you've been tied up.

• 12:16Speaker 01

  Not good?

• 12:16Speaker 05

  No, no, you're doing.

• 12:17Speaker 01

  Why'd you shake your head?

• 12:18Speaker 03

  No, this is so dark.

• 12:19Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 12:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know, I'm gonna sound like a fucking lunatic. Although, you haven't fantasized about killing people before?

• 12:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:25Speaker 03

  You're not living.

• 12:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:27Speaker 03

  Right?

• 12:27Speaker 05

  If you haven't at times been like,

• 12:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:29Speaker 05

  I'm not certain that person deserves to

• 12:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:32Speaker 05

  exist.

• 12:33Speaker 03

  You should probably, yeah.

• 12:35Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 12:35Speaker 05

  A lot of people like that.

• 12:37Speaker 03

  You're nodding a little too hard over there.

• 12:39Speaker 01

  Can we go into the scene?

• 12:40Speaker 03

  Okay, yeah.

• 12:41Speaker 01

  I'm in, I'm in the role right now, dude. Yeah, yeah, it's, I can't hold it, I can't hold it. Okay. What?

• 12:48Speaker 05

  Wake up, wake up.

• 12:49Speaker 01

  Yes, I'm awake. What, who are you? What the, what's going on?

• 12:52Speaker 05

  So I'm gonna tell you all my information because I'm probably.

• 12:55Speaker 01

  What's going on?

• 12:56Speaker 05

  You're asking too many questions.

• 12:58Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 12:58Speaker 05

  Okay? That's not why I'm killing you. But I'm gonna let you guess, three guesses of why I'm killing you.

• 13:04Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 13:06Speaker 05

  Three guesses. You've done something to offend society, and I am here to help you repent.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is it because of, um, okay, um, I let my cats out at night.

• 13:20Speaker 06

  For the coyotes, your word.

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  For the coyotes.

• 13:22Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 13:23Speaker 05

  Do you really?

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:24Speaker 06

  No, he doesn't.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  I don't.

• 13:26Speaker 05

  Oh, no, no, no. I meant, is this character really lets her cat out?

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Yes, that's what I'm doing.

• 13:30Speaker 05

  No, it's not that. It's not that. But that is horrible to your cats. No.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's why. I'm kind of throwing out.

• 13:35Speaker 05

  Jesus Christ.

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  Because as a character, I'm like, what would it be? Why would I get killed here?

• 13:40Speaker 06

  I don't see this person as a cat person, if I'm being totally honest.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  The person that's captured?

• 13:44Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  How do you know her, bitch?

• 13:46Speaker 06

  She has like a.

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry. How do you know me?

• 13:49Speaker 06

  Don't cut that.

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lady?

• 13:54Speaker 06

  A small dog, probably a hypoallergenic labradoodle.

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  Back to scene, okay?

• 13:58Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Uh, it's because I haven't called my dad in 20 years?

• 14:02Speaker 05

  No. No, people are allowed to have problems in their, in their family and make decisions.

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh, is it because I, um, microwaved my frogs?

• 14:12Speaker 05

  Wow, Bobby.

• 14:14Speaker 01

  So Asian.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  Alive? I microwave frogs alive. It's just, I like the pop sound. You know what I mean? One minute to take, pop, pop. You know, it cleaning the microwave is crazy. It's all this green goo.

• 14:24Speaker 05

  It's not that. I'm gonna give you one more guess.

• 14:27Speaker 06

  Serial killer stuff, say it.

• 14:29Speaker 05

  Serial killer stuff.

• 14:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm the victim.

• 14:31Speaker 06

  I know, but say crazy.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  Crazy stuff?

• 14:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, okay, what, what are you, the director?

• 14:37Speaker 01

  Crazy, go crazy, crazy.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, go crazy?

• 14:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, is it because that I have, um, a collection of, um, baby toes?

• 14:48Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 14:50Speaker 05

  A clutch as in a purse?

• 14:51Speaker 06

  I think he said collection, but that's an accent.

• 14:53Bobby Lee?

  I have a collection of baby toes.

• 14:55Speaker 05

  Wait, are you the serial killer?

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, you should go crazy.

• 14:58Speaker 06

  I know, you gotta out crazy him, so he backs off.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's not the part.

• 15:01Speaker 05

  Actually, right now, I'm like, you know what? I kind of want to leave you alone. Because you're a lot of girl and I want you to meet this person on Raya. But I was gonna kill you because of Raya.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, because of Raya. Oh, because of Raya? Oh, can then do it. Can I masturbate when you do it?

• 15:14Speaker 05

  Jesus Christ. What a fantasy this is.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you stab me, I'm gonna just start touching my clitoris.

• 15:21Speaker 05

  What's the craziest thing you'd allow a girl to say during sex, Bobby? That would not turn you on?

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 15:26Speaker 05

  What's your boundaries during sex where you'd say, that's too far, I've gotta tap?

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  Don't say nothing.

• 15:32Speaker 06

  Oh, like really?

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  Don't say nothing, dog.

• 15:36Speaker 06

  Wait, so just?

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 15:38Speaker 05

  You don't want her talking?

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 15:40Speaker 03

  What's the craziest thing she could say that you're like, okay, this is scary, I need to get out of here?

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  I mean, things that would hurt my feelings, like, is that it?

• 15:49Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  That would hurt me. Yeah, that's all of it?

• 15:52Speaker 05

  What if when she got naked, she went like this?

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:54Speaker 05

  Oh, look at that guy.

• 15:57Speaker 00

  Ah, ah, shit.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would probably, I would do it.

• 16:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  But then kill myself later.

• 16:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:02Speaker 06

  We should invite someone else.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 16:05Speaker 06

  That could be, that could be hard.

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah, but then you know what I would do?

• 16:09Speaker 06

  What?

• 16:09Bobby Lee?

  It was I'd try to drag my testicles inside the vag too. To fill the gaps.

• 16:18Speaker 00

  Let's go back to the frogs and the marshall.

• 16:20Speaker 05

  Jesus Christ.

• 16:21Speaker 00

  Pop, pop, pop, pop.

• 16:23Speaker 03

  You realize that, like, do you realize that's not anatomically, like, possible? You would have to bend your dick and then pu- push up.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 16:30Speaker 00

  I think you can do it.

• 16:31Speaker 03

  To jam your balls?

• 16:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I use my hands.

• 16:34Speaker 03

  And just, like, pack it?

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, pack it in there, yeah.

• 16:36Speaker 05

  Would you take your balls from behind? Or would you grab like this and shove in?

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? I don't understand.

• 16:41Speaker 05

  Would you go, would you reach from behind and push in? Or would you just reach like this?

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's in, from, from the bottom. So I'm missionary and I would just, you know, I mean, with, oh, I'll do it with my hands. I would reach around like I'm grabbing around.

• 16:53Speaker 05

  Guys, do you feel like podcasting is over?

• 16:57Speaker 05

  Do you feel like, why are we doing this?

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're right. You're, why, you're guys are leading me down a path of despair.

• 17:02Speaker 05

  It was fun while it lasted, but let's just let Rogan do it and then let's all just go back to doing standup. I don't know why we have podcasts.

• 17:10Speaker 03

  No one prompted you with a whole shove the balls thing. That was all you.

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  But you gave me the scenario.

• 17:14Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no. This is the problem with podcasting is we've talked about everything.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's the problem.

• 17:18Speaker 05

  And so now we're forced to think of things we've never said and where we end up is shoving balls in a pussy.

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  Frogs exploding in the vagina. That's a new thing.

• 17:28Speaker 05

  I swear to God, I've been toying the idea of getting rid of all my podcasts.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:32Speaker 05

  Just because it's like, it's like, it's like, I'm not a fucking broadcaster.

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me either.

• 17:37Speaker 05

  Like, what are we fucking doing?

• 17:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:38Speaker 05

  What is this?

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  You know what we should do?

• 17:40Speaker 05

  Now, now, hang on. Now there's a safe search.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  It is physically impossible for a person to insert their testicles into a vagina.

• 17:47Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you.

• 17:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, I've never seen it on porn.

• 17:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me either. Eoretically, it doesn't work. Okay, I get it.

• 17:52Speaker 03

  Unless your balls were like filled with blood in the same way a boner is and it's like hard enough to enter.

• 17:57Bobby Lee?

  It's getting too dirty. Let's, let's switch gears.

• 17:59Speaker 03

  But it's mushy. There's not a chance. Let's intro.

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  Let's intro the, let's intro the.

• 18:04Speaker 05

  Let's do a little ginger to clear our palate.

• 18:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  Balls?

• 18:15Speaker 03

  Sorry.

• 18:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, um, welcome, welcome.

• 18:28Speaker 05

  Thank you, Craig Robinson.

• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, oh, you know what? Okay. I don't know what that means, but okay. All right. This is what I want to do. Very good idea. We've talked so much on podcasts.

• 18:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

  I, I keep repeating the same things over and over again. I think we should, you and I.

• 18:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  Try to come up with stuff that we've never talked about.

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

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• 18:58Bobby Lee?

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• 19:07Speaker 00

  Wow!

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

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• 19:17Speaker 03

  But guys, it does not stop there.

• 19:19Bobby Lee?

  It does not.

• 19:20Speaker 03

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• 19:33Speaker 04

  Built is turning a monthly expense into an opportunity to earn rewards and discover the best that your neighborhood has to offer. Your rent is finally working for you.

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, I mean, you know, when you pay rent.

• 19:48Speaker 04

  Yes, when?

• 19:49Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 19:50Speaker 03

  When? First of the month?

• 19:51Speaker 04

  First of the month?

• 19:52Bobby Lee?

  First of the month, yeah. You know, your money is going into nowhere land.

• 19:56Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 19:57Bobby Lee?

  You mean, but why not have some, you know, I mean?

• 19:59Speaker 04

  Rewards.

• 20:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:01Speaker 03

  Points.

• 20:01Speaker 04

  Points.

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:02Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:03Speaker 04

  For my next Lyft ride to pay my rent.

• 20:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's, you get points through with Lyft.

• 20:07Bobby Lee?

  You get points, yeah.

• 20:08Speaker 03

  Fitness studios, restaurants.

• 20:11Speaker 04

  Fascinating.

• 20:12Speaker 00

  That is fascinating. Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood. Wherever you call home by going to joinbilt.com/belly. That's J-O-I-N-B-I-L-T.com/belly. Make sure you use our URL so they know we sent you. Interesting.

• 20:27Bobby Lee?

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• 20:31Speaker 03

  In your mind.

• 20:33Bobby Lee?

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• 20:35Speaker 03

  In your mind.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

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• 20:50Speaker 03

  What do you play, Bobby?

• 20:51Bobby Lee?

  I like, I like anything with dragons in it, so I play dragon coin collect.

• 20:54Speaker 03

  What about the coin trio Piggy Burst?

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's more for Jaime.

• 20:58Speaker 03

  Oh, they have the Jetsons.

• 21:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the Jets is yeah, that's good. Old school blackjack is fun.

• 21:03Speaker 03

  Classics like roulette.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

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• 22:01Bobby Lee?

  I keep repeating the same things over and over again. I think we should, you and I.

• 22:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 22:05Bobby Lee?

  Try to come up with stuff that we've never talked about.

• 22:08Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  And that's, no, don't put.

• 22:09Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no, no. No, I write down ideas for stand-up. I don't never say them in podcasts.

• 22:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:15Speaker 05

  Because stand-up is stand-up.

• 22:17Bobby Lee?

  I think maybe.

• 22:17Speaker 05

  Stand-up is where all my original ideas go. And then podcasting is where all this shit I go. I'd never say this on stage goes.

• 22:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 22:25Bobby Lee?

  So Gilbert, can you come up with some ideas?

• 22:27Speaker 05

  Here, here, okay.

• 22:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he'll chat GPT it maybe.

• 22:30Speaker 07

  I am?

• 22:31Bobby Lee?

  You are? Yeah.

• 22:32Speaker 05

  I'll give you some stand-up, like some stand-up premises.

• 22:34Bobby Lee?

  Your act.

• 22:35Speaker 05

  No, it's not an act. It's ideas.

• 22:37Bobby Lee?

  What is up?

• 22:37Speaker 05

  Don't you have a fucking, okay, like, I have ideas where I go, this wouldn't work on stage, but it's a good talking point. Like the other day, I'll tell you, okay, I'll give you a perfect idea.

• 22:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 22:46Speaker 05

  You ready for this?

• 22:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:47Speaker 05

  I did this on two bears, so now I've said it twice. But it's a good idea. Tommy and I are adopting a OnlyFans girl.

• 22:57Speaker 05

  For Two Bears. We're gonna have Two Bears OnlyFans girl.

• 23:00Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 23:00Speaker 05

  And then we're gonna help run her OnlyFans, create her OnlyFans, generate content for her OnlyFans.

• 23:06Speaker 06

  Great.

• 23:07Speaker 05

  Produce her OnlyFans and help blow her up so she can make a ton of money. So kinda like a, like a, like a, like a Kill Tony of OnlyFans. Like someone who's good and talented but only has a minute. And you at Bad Friends should do the same thing.

• 23:19Speaker 06

  Kinda like you're fostering.

• 23:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 23:22Speaker 03

  Is it a boy or a girl?

• 23:23Speaker 05

  We haven't made a decision yet.

• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  It's gotta be a guy.

• 23:24Speaker 05

  It's gotta be a guy.

• 23:25Speaker 06

  It could be both.

• 23:26Speaker 05

  Well, we could.

• 23:27Bobby Lee?

  It's gotta be a guy.

• 23:28Speaker 05

  We could get, why?

• 23:29Bobby Lee?

  Because it's a little creepy, no?

• 23:31Speaker 05

  No.

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:32Speaker 05

  No, no, here's, here's.

• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 23:33Speaker 05

  I don't, okay, hang on. I don't understand why everyone doesn't have an OnlyFans. I, like, for real, if I had boobs, I'd have an OnlyFans.

• 23:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:39Speaker 05

  There's, there's, there's no reason not to have an OnlyFans.

• 23:41Speaker 06

  That's why I don't have one.

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:44Speaker 05

  But you have feet, you have feet.

• 23:45Speaker 06

  That's true, I have feet, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  But, but, but.

• 23:47Speaker 05

  Fucking crazy that you can make ten thousand dollars a month.

• 23:49Bobby Lee?

  They look like Gargoyles feet.

• 23:50Speaker 06

  Okay, they don't look like that.

• 23:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You ever look at.

• 23:54Speaker 05

  Have you ever talked about having an OnlyFan?

• 23:56Speaker 03

  No. Um, as like a, a thing with my podcast, but not in like a sexual way, no.

• 24:02Speaker 05

  God, maybe I just have lower standards. You, you would have one.

• 24:07Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 24:07Speaker 05

  Well, you get naked for free.

• 24:10Bobby Lee?

  Like, what do I show?

• 24:10Speaker 05

  Me and you are naked, your dick. What are you talking about?

• 24:12Bobby Lee?

  You, you know, I would.

• 24:13Speaker 05

  Your butthole. I talked to someone.

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  I would do one with you.

• 24:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's do, let's create an OnlyFans, you and I.

• 24:19Speaker 05

  I would do it in a heartbeat.

• 24:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but.

• 24:20Speaker 05

  I don't understand what the fuck.

• 24:21Bobby Lee?

  I, I understand that, but what are we doing in it?

• 24:24Speaker 05

  Dude, whatever our fans want us to do.

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:27Speaker 06

  I feel like, no, you shouldn't be at the mercy of that. You should set your own.

• 24:30Speaker 05

  That's how you make the fucking cash.

• 24:31Speaker 06

  But I think you can go like full-blown asshole like first day. You gotta go slowly easy.

• 24:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're not going full-blown asshole.

• 24:38Speaker 05

  Bro.

• 24:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  I don't.

• 24:41Speaker 05

  I mean, like, I'm.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  He only goes full-blown.

• 24:43Speaker 05

  I can't understand.

• 24:45Speaker 06

  Why you wouldn't?

• 24:45Speaker 05

  Like, no, I can't understand, like, if I just posted, if someone's like, send me a picture of your asshole. And I sent them a picture of my asshole.

• 24:51Speaker 06

  How would they know? It's your asshole.

• 24:52Speaker 05

  And, and, and who cares if it is or isn't?

• 24:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, no one's gonna like.

• 24:56Speaker 05

  Like, it's not like someone's gonna go, look at his asshole.

• 24:58Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  I know the first photo we do.

• 24:59Speaker 05

  What, assholes?

• 25:00Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 25:00Speaker 05

  Yours is hairless. I've seen your, I've seen your asshole.

• 25:03Bobby Lee?

  I know, I understand that, but the public hasn't.

• 25:06Speaker 06

  Wait, you don't have any hair on your asshole?

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  No, there's hair free.

• 25:08Speaker 05

  He has no hair, he's like a fucking.

• 25:10Speaker 06

  You need to show the world that.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know what my asshole's like?

• 25:13Speaker 06

  What?

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  Remember in Lord of the Rings, right?

• 25:15Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  You know, they go into the mines of Moyer and they can't find the door opening?

• 25:20Speaker 06

  It's all the same down there.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then they say Elvish and then the door thing opens?

• 25:24Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 25:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:25Speaker 05

  Sorry, I read the book.

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I know the first photo we do.

• 25:29Speaker 05

  What?

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  Hunter-gatherer.

• 25:31Speaker 03

  Oh, so you're going with themes?

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I will do a theme.

• 25:33Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  You're a hunter, right? You have, you know what I mean, a spear?

• 25:37Speaker 05

  Or?

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  And I have a basket, I'm just picking fruit.

• 25:39Speaker 05

  And so?

• 25:39Speaker 06

  And holding his breath.

• 25:40Speaker 05

  Tastefully nude?

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, it, it, every photo gets more explicit.

• 25:46Speaker 05

  See?

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  We're naked!

• 25:48Speaker 06

  It sounds like a calendar, it feels like a calendar.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  The first one, yeah, but then it, then it'll get into, you know what I mean? We'll go into the crusades.

• 25:55Speaker 06

  October.

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and it'll get.

• 25:57Speaker 05

  I can't understand that any woman's broke when you could just do OnlyFans.

• 26:00Speaker 03

  I feel like it's maybe over saturated. It's hard to be like the 1% earner.

• 26:05Speaker 06

  Well, I don't know, I have friends that are like, um, that get messages from random guys that are like, "If you just wear these shoes for, for a week or something, I'll give you five grand." And I'm like, "Where are those guys? I've never had those guys."

• 26:18Speaker 05

  Well, hang on, hang on, you haven't, you haven't fielded those, this is great. If you're listening right now, you haven't fielded those questions.

• 26:24Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, hey.

• 26:24Speaker 05

  Like, what would people pay to see you where? Like, there's weird fetishes. Like, when I met my wife, my wife had a pair of Fry knee-high boots. That, the second I met her, I was like, light tan. And I was like, "God damn it, those are hot." And I just, I was like, "Her naked in those boots, holy shit." Now, as a fan sitting off.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to visualize that.

• 26:44Speaker 06

  That is so sexy.

• 26:45Speaker 05

  It's so fucking hot. By the way, sidebar, I saw a bunch of girls wearing those exact same boots at a Florida State game, and I was like, "Oh, my God."

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you, if you got a divorce with LeAnn and.

• 26:57Speaker 05

  She'd have to die. Keep going.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  It's hypothetical, man!

• 27:01Speaker 05

  I would not get a divorce with her.

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, but.

• 27:02Speaker 05

  I would murder her before I got a divorce.

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 27:06Speaker 05

  I would murder her and get rid of the body and then fucking stand at a podium and be like, "I'm so lost."

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  Hypothetically, though.

• 27:10Speaker 05

  Okay, hypothetically, we get a divorce and I murder her, go.

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, no, she's still alive.

• 27:14Speaker 06

  Murdered.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  All right, I bring her back alive.

• 27:16Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 27:16Speaker 03

  The murder was unsuccessful, she's been able to escape.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:20Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay. She dropped the, she dropped the.

• 27:22Speaker 05

  Okay, you guys heard my murdering techniques earlier, I think. Hey, go ahead.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  She dropped the charges.

• 27:26Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  All right?

• 27:27Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  You can be free.

• 27:29Speaker 05

  Okay, LeAnn and I get a divorce.

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  And then you, you find out that I'm dating LeAnn.

• 27:33Speaker 05

  Oh, my God.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  Right? Let's be real, let's put it.

• 27:35Speaker 05

  Now it's for suicide.

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I call you. Right? And I'm, because I'm a man, and I man up.

• 27:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:42Bobby Lee?

  And I'm real, and I'm gonna go, I'm gonna be very mindful, I'll look at you, right? And I go, listen dude, I've always had feelings for her, and she, you know, it's been a year.

• 27:49Speaker 03

  She gives great gift baskets.

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  She gives great gift baskets.

• 27:51Speaker 03

  I have a hairless.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  She bought me some knives. You know what I mean? And some chopsticks, because she did buy me chopsticks once. Because I don't know why you sent me chopsticks, but it was really nice.

• 27:59Speaker 03

  I think we know why she's like.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  I know exactly why.

• 28:03Speaker 05

  You chopsticks?

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  They're like high end, you know what I mean?

• 28:06Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:06Speaker 03

  And a kimono.

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And a fan.

• 28:10Speaker 05

  And a gong.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:12Speaker 03

  I don't understand.

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  And I, and I go, listen, I love you dude, and Leanne loves you, and we're like, we're kind of family anyway. I'm just date, is it all right? Do I give your blessing, get your blessing for dating Leanne?

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  No, be real dude. We're friends, look at me right now. Look at my, eh, eh, eh, my bear friend. Look at me dude.

• 28:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  All right? We're bros. Look at me right now. I love, dude, I love, bro, look at me, I love you so fucking much dude. All right? Do I have your blessing?

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  What would you do? We're face to face.

• 28:49Speaker 05

  What would I do?

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:50Speaker 05

  Yes, I would give you my blessing, and then I would start a campaign to ruin your life.

• 28:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:55Speaker 05

  I would start slowly with George and Isla. I'd be like, you never call him dad.

• 28:59Speaker 03

  No.

• 29:00Speaker 05

  Never can call you dad.

• 29:01Speaker 03

  It'd be opa.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 29:02Speaker 05

  I'm sweating, I just started sweating.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:04Speaker 05

  I just started sweating. Here's the deal, okay, let's be for real.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:07Speaker 05

  If you, if you, if I got a call.

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  They're moving in, by the way.

• 29:10Speaker 05

  If I got a call.

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  Your kids are moving into my house.

• 29:11Speaker 03

  Oh my, Bobby, what are you doing right now?

• 29:14Speaker 05

  By the way, they don't even live with me.

• 29:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  I know, exactly, and my place is gonna be better.

• 29:17Speaker 03

  Wait, and Bert, they get a Mastiff. Okay, this is all very.

• 29:21Speaker 05

  Oh, hang on, now that got really fucking.

• 29:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we have a Mastiff too.

• 29:26Speaker 05

  No, hang on.

• 29:26Speaker 03

  This is all very sad.

• 29:27Speaker 05

  Oh my god, I'm sweating right now.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  Is that a boat?

• 29:29Speaker 05

  It just started sweating.

• 29:29Speaker 03

  Sorry, I think that was.

• 29:31Speaker 05

  Our, our bull Mastiff just passed away.

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:33Speaker 03

  I'm sorry.

• 29:34Speaker 05

  That's okay, yeah.

• 29:35Speaker 03

  I'm sorry.

• 29:35Speaker 05

  And so they just, I know, and I'm trying to get Leanne to buy a new one, and if Bobby was dating her, and then she got a new bull Mastiff.

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that would be.

• 29:41Speaker 05

  That would be, I would be, like, do you ever see the scene from Say Anything, when he's got a boombox?

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 29:47Speaker 05

  Imagine if he had two guns. And just out in the front yard, look up, look up, look up.

• 29:54Speaker 05

  I uh. Yeah, what would you do? They're living here. Oh, here's the deal. Your whole family's gonna be out of my house. If you said, if I get a call from the store, this is how, let's, let's make the scenario different. Okay. I get a call from the store and they're like. The comedy store? Yes, and they're like, hey, Leanne's here. And I'm on my way there and I'm like, what? And they're like, Leanne's here and we want to give you a heads up. We know you have like a, you're doing Tripoli Show tonight and you're in the OR at 10:10. But uh.

• 30:25Speaker 05

  She showed up and I go, why the fuck is she there? Tell her to leave. They're like, we can't. She's dating a regular. Oh, this is fun, this is fun. Yeah, and I said, who is it? And they said, who do you want it not to be?

• 30:38Speaker 05

  Okay, okay, here we go. There's no way I'd be number one. You're not number one. Yeah, yeah, I can name you 30 people that you.

• 30:45Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 30:46Speaker 05

  You're not number one. Yeah, yeah, who not to be? Yeah.

• 30:48Speaker 06

  But is he top 10?

• 30:49Speaker 05

  I don't think I'm even top 10, dude. You wouldn't even think of it. No, he's not even top. You wouldn't even think of it. If they said it's Bobby, I'd go, thank God. Yeah. I'd say, thank God. Okay. Cause I, I, I think I could. Yes, you can. I think I could stomach her with Bobby.

• 31:04Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 31:05Speaker 05

  Way more than, like if they're like, it's Marin. I'd be like, what the fucking shit? Yeah. It's, there's, I can name a li-. I can, I can name you some too. He's holding hands with Jessel Nick. I'd be like, hang on, stop, stop right there, stop right. Jeff Di. Oh, okay, it's over. And I like, I like these guys, I like these guys, I just, I'm not dealing. What if she went Fortune, like Fortune Feimster? That'd be so cool with that. That'd be cool.

• 31:28Speaker 06

  So relieved.

• 31:29Speaker 05

  So fucking you, Fortune. Yeah. Even Whitney, I'd be like, no, that can't have that.

• 31:33Speaker 06

  Oh, no?

• 31:34Speaker 05

  Oh, my God, that's so much fucking drama in my life. Yeah. But me and Fortune, okay. You and Fortune. Yeah. Jeff Di, Marc Maron, uh, Anthony Jeselnik. Brad Williams, oh. I'd be, I'd let her date back. Yeah. Adam Ray, Adam Ray, I start, I pull out a fucking gun.

• 31:48Speaker 06

  Really?

• 31:49Speaker 05

  Oh, in a heartbeat, are you kidding me? Jeremiah Watkins. Ah.

• 31:52Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 31:53Speaker 05

  Yeah. No, it would bother me. Yeah, it would bother. It would bother me on so many levels. I'd be too, yeah. I'd be like, hold on, what the fuck? Yeah, Brian Monarch.

• 32:03Speaker 06

  That's a deep cut.

• 32:04Speaker 05

  I'd be like, well, he's persistent. Yeah, he's.

• 32:08Speaker 05

  That's the joke only. Yeah, yeah.

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's a really good joke, though. Yeah, yeah.

• 32:11Speaker 05

  He's persistent, so I understand how he got in her pants.

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:14Speaker 05

  Like, what, he just, he called you, he texted you every Monday?

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:17Speaker 05

  It's like.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, I would never do that.

• 32:19Speaker 05

  Dane Cook.

• 32:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god. I know.

• 32:24Speaker 05

  Livid.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:25Speaker 06

  Is that number one, do you think?

• 32:27Speaker 05

  No.

• 32:27Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 32:29Speaker 05

  Number one would be Black, obviously.

• 32:31Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  KJ Walker.

• 32:34Speaker 05

  KJ Walker.

• 32:35Bobby Lee?

  Kimmy Walker.

• 32:36Speaker 05

  Uh, Donnell Rollins.

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  That'd be fun, though. So funny. Yeah, you'll never see her again.

• 32:40Speaker 05

  Do you know how, you know, Donnell would never let you live it down.

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right.

• 32:45Speaker 05

  Like, it would, it would never be like, we're cool, right?

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:48Speaker 05

  He'd be like, you know what I'm doing, right? Like, Donnell would never, I couldn't, uh...

• 32:53Speaker 06

  Write it on the wall of the store.

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I say that because I think that, um, I'm kidding, obviously, come on, I would never. But, uh...

• 33:01Speaker 05

  You'd be, I, actually, now that we start doing the list.

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:04Speaker 05

  You're in the acceptable group.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's why.

• 33:05Speaker 05

  You, or it's in Brad Williams.

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  What a group. Why am I in that group? Why am I in that group?

• 33:12Speaker 05

  You're the one that started this. I didn't want to start this.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm asking you right now, why the fuck am I in that group?

• 33:16Speaker 05

  You started this.

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but why, a dwarf and a lesbian, why am I in it?

• 33:21Speaker 06

  You know why.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  No, why, Kat?

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  No, why, Claudia, why would I be in that group?

• 33:27Speaker 03

  Cause you're a dwarf lesbian.

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're the Venn diagram with them both. You're the middle. I'm the combo deal. Um, yeah, yeah. You're efficient. I'm the third option, okay. I get it, I get it. If you want both, you can... Bobby Lee.

• 33:46Speaker 05

  Do you like Brad Williams, but you don't have the game to get Fortune?

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  Bobby Lee.

• 33:52Speaker 05

  I would love if she did Fortune.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Because she's so great.

• 33:57Speaker 05

  Oh, I could, I, nothing would change in our relationship, I'd just start hanging out with Fortune.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um, only, I think you and I should start one, but you know what? We blur, this is how we make our money. We blur, blur all the privates and they have to pay to get the full.

• 34:13Speaker 05

  That's called OnlyFans, dummy.

• 34:17Speaker 05

  You can't believe you have a successful business.

• 34:22Speaker 07

  It's just like Instagram, but you see more.

• 34:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, I got a great idea. Why don't we blur the pictures, put the blurred ones on Instagram?

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  No, I'll tell you why I said that. Because I've been on OnlyFans. Sometimes they show the whole thing up front.

• 34:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's poor strategy. Here's, here's the deal. I take so many good semi-naked pictures that I want to post them. And I, I don't.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:46Speaker 05

  I do some, some I do.

• 34:47Speaker 03

  Do they just hang out in your phone?

• 34:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, you want to see one?

• 34:49Speaker 03

  Do you have a hidden folder?

• 34:51Speaker 05

  No, I don't know how to do that.

• 34:53Speaker 03

  Scary. But he's like, I've got enough.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:56Speaker 05

  I'll show you a picture I want to post so bad.

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:58Speaker 03

  Wait, so I have a friend who is, who has a platform called Hidden that's not like OnlyFans, where they only you can pay, people can pay to access your hidden folder. That I like.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Also, if you make a folder, don't call it private, because I had a girl go through my phone. She goes, what's private? And she clicked on it.

• 35:16Speaker 03

  What was it?

• 35:17Speaker 07

  You called it private?

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  It's private.

• 35:19Speaker 05

  Look at this.

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  Private, oh, that's so good, dude.

• 35:21Speaker 05

  That's a great picture.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But that's not full penis.

• 35:24Speaker 05

  No, it's not.

• 35:25Speaker 03

  Oh, that's a good one.

• 35:26Speaker 07

  That's cool, it's tasteful.

• 35:27Speaker 03

  I mean, it's more like artistic.

• 35:28Speaker 05

  It's artistic. Yeah, I got it from two angles.

• 35:31Speaker 07

  You should do a calendar, no?

• 35:32Speaker 05

  This one's higher up. Leanne took it.

• 35:34Speaker 03

  Oh, that's awesome.

• 35:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, I want to post it so bad.

• 35:37Speaker 03

  You look like you've passed away, though.

• 35:38Speaker 05

  I know.

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:40Speaker 05

  That's why I want to be found in a hotel.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:43Speaker 03

  What's the facial expression? Are your eyes closed on that one?

• 35:46Speaker 05

  I think I'm so fat.

• 35:48Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 35:48Speaker 05

  At, at that moment, like, not that I'm not so fat right now, but at that moment, we were in Hawaii and I was on a bender.

• 35:56Speaker 03

  Breakfast buffet?

• 35:57Speaker 06

  Every day, all the day.

• 35:59Speaker 05

  The Four Seasons Breakfast Buffet.

• 36:00Speaker 06

  It's the best.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  What island?

• 36:01Speaker 05

  Is on Oahu, is the best breakfast buffet I've ever had in my life, every day, every day. And I can't, I mean, I'm like, I start mishmashing, where I go in and I get the frittata and then I scoop the eggs off the top of the Benedict and I make a, the Eggs Benedict Frittata. It's like, my mouth's watering. I do bowls of pancakes.

• 36:22Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 36:22Speaker 05

  Like, I take the pancakes, put them in a bowl, put butter, pancake, butter, pancake, and then fill the syrup up like soup, and then just mash it all up with a spoon.

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  Jesus Christ. Can I ask you about the layer of the butter pancake, butter pancake?

• 36:34Speaker 05

  I love it.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  Why can't you put the butter, the butter just on one layer?

• 36:37Speaker 06

  Mm-mm.

• 36:38Speaker 05

  Uh-uh.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  No, I'll tell you why, though.

• 36:39Speaker 05

  Why?

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 36:40Speaker 05

  Were you asking me a question so you could answer it?

• 36:45Bobby Lee?

  No, because I knew you were gonna disagree, so.

• 36:49Speaker 05

  Go ahead.

• 36:50Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  Well, forget it, then.

• 36:51Speaker 05

  No, no, I'm dying to know why I can't do it.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  No, but, no, because I'm asking, because I'm confused by it.

• 36:55Speaker 05

  Okay, go ahead.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  If I have a plate, stack, if I have a stack of three.

• 36:58Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 36:58Bobby Lee?

  Right? I just put one thick layer in between the top one and the second one. So it don't shake your head before I stop. Let me finish what I'm saying. I'm done. Okay, shake your head now.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  That was all you? That was all of it. No, so I do one thick layer because I do, I'll eat all three at one time.

• 37:15Speaker 06

  But what about the bottom pancake?

• 37:16Speaker 03

  The drier bottom.

• 37:18Speaker 06

  It doesn't have the butter in between it.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  But the butter is in between the one and two. I still get it in my mouth.

• 37:22Speaker 06

  But what about the three?

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, okay.

• 37:26Speaker 05

  I need all of them to be equally buttered and all of them to have equal much of saturation of syrup.

• 37:30Speaker 06

  Absolutely.

• 37:31Speaker 05

  I need, I want, oh my god, the best pancakes in the world I've ever had. I wasn't a pancake guy my entire life. What's the name of the place? Is it called The Griddle on Sunset?

• 37:39Speaker 06

  Oh, I've been there.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. I love The Griddle.

• 37:41Speaker 06

  It's big, right?

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  I was just there.

• 37:42Speaker 03

  Classic.

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  Classic.

• 37:43Speaker 05

  It's the best pancakes I've ever had in my entire life.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:46Speaker 05

  As a matter of fact, I would go to France and learn how to make croissants, crepes.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna do it.

• 37:52Speaker 05

  Pancake. I would love to be able to do that.

• 37:54Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna do it.

• 37:54Speaker 05

  No, no shit.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, I have a fucking tour I'm starting up in fucking a week.

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:00Speaker 05

  Look at that, look at that.

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  So, so Ramsey and I were on the road. Oh, look at us. Yeah, and we, oh, you were there, and you too.

• 38:06Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  And we decided to go to IHOP and taste every pancake they have.

• 38:11Speaker 05

  I love that energy. I love that energy. Not enough people live their life like that.

• 38:15Speaker 03

  I love it.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's after a show.

• 38:17Speaker 03

  I would get the Oreo. Has anyone had the Oreo pancakes?

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck yeah.

• 38:21Speaker 03

  Cookies and cream.

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  Of course. But the best one was the banana luce.

• 38:25Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  Banana luce buddy.

• 38:27Speaker 00

  Foster's.

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  Foster's banana luce buddy.

• 38:31Speaker 05

  This is.

• 38:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:32Speaker 05

  I gotta, I, I, it breaks my heart that not everyone sees this and goes, hey, we should do this Saturday.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 38:39Speaker 05

  This is something everyone should.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  I have never, I want to do this with you.

• 38:42Speaker 05

  Where? What?

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Anytime.

• 38:43Speaker 05

  I'll do anything.

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:45Speaker 05

  Let's do something we don't often try.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  We talk about this on this pod. You and I have done this pod so many times.

• 38:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  And we've planned things. We've never done it. Marathon, triathlon, all these.

• 38:53Speaker 03

  Wait, I'm still in, by the way.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  You're never gonna do it with them.

• 38:56Speaker 03

  I've been waiting for you guys.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're all talk, no action.

• 38:59Speaker 05

  We are a lot of talk.

• 39:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we are.

• 39:01Speaker 05

  It's because we have careers.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're mostly talk.

• 39:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's, yeah.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  But you're some action.

• 39:06Speaker 05

  I am very much action.

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:07Speaker 05

  Like, I, like, I, I like to talk. I like to make bets with people and go, because I like having a goal. Like, when I, I did the bench press competition, I loved to know that I was having a competition to, that if I, every time I worked out, I had something I was aiming for. That I knew if I did the workout perfectly, and I pushed myself as hard as I could, that I would achieve my goal. That's why I'm watching the Canelo, uh, and Alvarez.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Crawford.

• 39:33Speaker 05

  Crawford. I'm watching the pre-show on Netflix, and I, and I was in the gym today, and I looked at it, and then they were working out, and I was working out, and I was like, well, no wonder you're working out as hard as you are. You're fighting for your life. How cool would working out be if you knew that in December you'd fight for your life? Like, you'd go, Bobby, I'm taking you up against a guy your size, and we're gonna see who can beat the shit out of the other person. Working out would be so easy. Like, when you're a football player, you work out because you're fighting another man every week. You never phone it in, because you're like, that's what I think our, our working out needs, is we need like, uh, everyone.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  You and I have to schedule a fight then.

• 40:11Speaker 05

  I can never fight you.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  You think you defeat me?

• 40:14Speaker 00

  He can, he can scruff.

• 40:16Speaker 03

  He's a little bit.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  Bobby?

• 40:17Speaker 00

  I would love for you guys to actually put headgear on and do like.

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  You can actually defeat me, you think?

• 40:20Speaker 05

  Are you being serious?

• 40:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 40:23Speaker 00

  You guys can scruff for real.

• 40:24Speaker 03

  Here's my.

• 40:24Speaker 05

  But hang on, I'm not, by the way, I'm not putting anything back, Bobby. He just out held his breath, because I panicked looking at him.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 40:30Speaker 03

  I have, Bert has done like a marathon with no training, so my fear is that he can do five rounds, even if he loses the first second, he will out stamina Bobby.

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but here's the thing, I have no feeling in my body.

• 40:42Speaker 00

  Cola, you're missing out on it.

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so you're missing out on my benefits, right? And what I've been at.

• 40:46Speaker 03

  Oh, that's right, you have diabetic foot.

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Diarrhea. Yeah, numbness all over my body. I won't feel a thing.

• 40:51Speaker 03

  He doesn't feel anything anymore.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I, I, yeah.

• 40:54Speaker 05

  I don't know, it's, I mean.

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  I'll just.

• 40:56Speaker 05

  I, I don't know, that's, I, I'm, I'm, like, normally.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:59Speaker 05

  I would say to anyone, anyone, I could beat you. I've always said to anyone, I'm, I can accomplish anything. There's something sneaky about you.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what, you say sneak because I'm Asian?

• 41:09Speaker 03

  And he also feeds off of you not believing in him. So it helps him fight.

• 41:13Speaker 05

  That's what I feed off of. But if I feed off that, and he feeds off of me feeding off of that, we're feeding off the same thing.

• 41:18Speaker 03

  Energy.

• 41:18Speaker 05

  And I'm gonna get hungry.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:21Speaker 03

  So at that point, it's just, yeah, who's been traumatized more in childhood?

• 41:25Speaker 05

  Because that's ultimately what it comes down to.

• 41:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, mm-hmm.

• 41:27Speaker 05

  Is, is how can you access your trauma and use it for your will?

• 41:31Speaker 03

  Yeah. The way he does it is.

• 41:33Bobby Lee?

  I won't throw one punch.

• 41:34Speaker 03

  He lowers his expectations and makes you lower expectations of him as well.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 41:38Speaker 03

  So then you under-prepare.

• 41:40Speaker 05

  Love this.

• 41:40Speaker 03

  Because you're like, I'm just a little, you know, little man who can't do this. And so you don't prepare as well, and then he is over-preparing.

• 41:47Bobby Lee?

  You won't train at all.

• 41:48Speaker 03

  He's, he's studying.

• 41:49Speaker 05

  I would train like crazy.

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  If you fought me, you wouldn't train.

• 41:52Speaker 00

  I can get this thing.

• 41:52Speaker 03

  See, it's starting, it's starting right now.

• 41:54Speaker 05

  I would train like crazy.

• 41:56Bobby Lee?

  You wouldn't?

• 41:56Speaker 05

  I would probably train the wrong thing.

• 42:00Speaker 05

  I'd be like, wait, I didn't know, I didn't know we were using our fingernails.

• 42:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, can we do this, though? It's not, can we do more jiu-jitsu, more like MMA?

• 42:08Speaker 00

  How about amateur MMA?

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  Let's do MMA, so I can, we can do groundwork.

• 42:11Speaker 05

  There's no way I could catch you, you're like a squirrel.

• 42:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:14Speaker 05

  I'm like, like, there's no way I could catch Bobby.

• 42:17Speaker 03

  What is, can we just calculate, what is the reach advantage for Burt versus Bobby?

• 42:22Speaker 00

  Burt's probably like 74 inches, Bobby's 64.

• 42:25Speaker 05

  Yeah. Stick your arm out.

• 42:26Bobby Lee?

  All right, put your hand, yeah, like, do a fist on my face.

• 42:31Speaker 00

  Now put your hand out, Bobby.

• 42:35Speaker 00

  You have a whole foot and a half reach advantage on him. That was, bro, that was crazy.

• 42:44Bobby Lee?

  I'll get there.

• 42:45Speaker 03

  Oh, I have a heart.

• 42:47Speaker 05

  I know, I know, I think you can hit me.

• 42:50Speaker 05

  Her hand went in my mouth.

• 42:52Speaker 00

  Bobby, was that real?

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll get there, dude.

• 42:54Speaker 05

  Bobby, do you have a shoulder?

• 42:58Speaker 05

  Are you missing your hubris?

• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  I'll get there, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:02Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 43:03Bobby Lee?

  Because you're assuming that your hand is gonna be there.

• 43:06Speaker 05

  I'm not assuming.

• 43:06Bobby Lee?

  Hello. You know what I mean? That your hand's gonna be over.

• 43:10Speaker 05

  Do you know he'd have to get so close to me to punch me, he could tell me his secret?

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because put the fat fist back up, right? You're assuming that this is gonna happen.

• 43:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:20Bobby Lee?

  It's not. It's gonna be like this.

• 43:25Speaker 00

  He's gonna slip.

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're gonna miss, dude. You're gonna miss.

• 43:28Speaker 05

  I wonder, I wonder, I wonder what like a real fight person would say? Like, I don't, do we know any boxer boxers?

• 43:35Speaker 03

  There, Gilbert and Alex. He trained with Freddie Rhodes.

• 43:39Speaker 05

  Really? Yeah. I saw the wild card boxing and I was like, so wait, what do you think? Both of us have zero training, right? You have never boxed? I've never boxed.

• 43:46Bobby Lee?

  Never boxed.

• 43:47Speaker 08

  If it was just boxing, you would win.

• 43:49Speaker 05

  Why?

• 43:50Speaker 08

  It's just the.

• 43:51Speaker 05

  I mean, by the way, can you believe that I'm, I am 200 and probably 55 pounds? I benched, this morning I benched 305 three times.

• 44:00Speaker 00

  I didn't say it, Bobby.

• 44:00Speaker 05

  And so, no, but, but as you say that, I, I'm still curious where he'd, what, where would I slip up?

• 44:08Speaker 08

  You would, in the conditioning.

• 44:10Speaker 05

  Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. I have a feeling you're, you're assuming my conditioning because of my size body, right?

• 44:15Speaker 08

  Well, it's just when you start throwing punches, it's a whole different type of conditioning.

• 44:19Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 44:19Speaker 08

  Lifting.

• 44:20Speaker 05

  It's different than like, it's different than doing like the assault bike or.

• 44:23Speaker 08

  Exactly.

• 44:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where, where am I going wrong?

• 44:25Speaker 08

  Well, I mean.

• 44:28Bobby Lee?

  Get closer to the mic. Yeah, Alex, where am I going wrong?

• 44:31Speaker 00

  I don't know if you really have like technique in stuff like that.

• 44:35Speaker 05

  But that's the, that's the crazy part.

• 44:37Speaker 08

  But, but the whole thing, it, I agree with Khalyla.

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  Traditional. Let me talk. You're saying, I don't know, traditional technique, right?

• 44:47Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 44:47Bobby Lee?

  But there's Korean family techniques, right, from the Lee family that you're not aware of.

• 44:52Speaker 05

  The Kumite?

• 44:53Speaker 03

  He did, he did do Taekwondo for most of his childhood.

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  That's Alex right there.

• 44:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:57Bobby Lee?

  Who you, who you boxing with there?

• 44:59Speaker 08

  That's, uh, Ricardo Rubacava. He's gonna be a world champ 100%.

• 45:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 45:03Speaker 08

  Um, but that's, uh, that's Marvin, uh, Marvin's fighter right there. He was letting me hold mitts for him.

• 45:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 45:08Speaker 08

  But the thing is, I agree with Khalyla. After like, round two, three, especially if you're missing punches, that's when it gets even more tired. So Bobby, if you can evade, I would just work on like head movement, getting out of the way.

• 45:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh dude, yeah.

• 45:21Speaker 08

  And after you start like missing.

• 45:22Bobby Lee?

  You have no idea.

• 45:23Speaker 05

  Now what about?

• 45:24Speaker 08

  If Burt lands on you.

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:26Speaker 08

  It's a whole different story.

• 45:27Speaker 03

  It is different. I think like.

• 45:28Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 45:28Speaker 03

  You're, you have to just be a defensive fighter and just pepper, pepper, pepper. You can never knock out Burt. That's what he say. You can never knock him out, right? Um, Alex?

• 45:37Speaker 08

  Huh? Sorry?

• 45:37Speaker 03

  It's impossible for Bobby to knock out Burt. So it's just defensive and then peppering here and there.

• 45:41Speaker 05

  It's not impossible. You need a stool and a blind.

• 45:43Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 45:45Speaker 03

  And a gun.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  Like pinata style.

• 45:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:48Speaker 08

  You got extremely tired. Bobby was so fresh. You started missing and Bobby hits you, right? He could still probably rock his shit a little bit.

• 45:54Speaker 05

  Okay, let's.

• 45:54Speaker 06

  So Burt, you would need to conserve your energy too, right? In all of it? Like you couldn't just go out swinging?

• 46:00Speaker 05

  Okay, I probably, I probably, only because I took fight training, I probably get him on like footwork.

• 46:06Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 46:07Speaker 08

  Oh.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  What about MMA? Can we do MMA or no?

• 46:10Speaker 05

  No, no, no.

• 46:11Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 46:11Speaker 05

  I, that's where I'd say.

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's my strength.

• 46:13Speaker 05

  I know, it's a coin, that's a coin toss.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's my strength.

• 46:16Speaker 08

  I, I think any one of it would come down to Burt getting tired and Burt not landing.

• 46:22Bobby Lee?

  Dude, what, wait, wait. What? Why is, I'll, I'll go down to him getting weak and not my skill doing.

• 46:29Speaker 08

  There's weight classes for a reason.

• 46:31Speaker 05

  Oh, there, weight classes are a problem.

• 46:32Speaker 08

  Weight classes for a reason.

• 46:33Bobby Lee?

  And I lost a lot of weight.

• 46:34Speaker 08

  If Burt's in shape.

• 46:35Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 46:36Speaker 08

  And I lost a lot of weight.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  What's the weight difference right now?

• 46:38Speaker 03

  A hundred pounds.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm at 155.

• 46:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, a hundred pounds.

• 46:41Speaker 05

  I'm probably one, I'm probably 170.

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  What do you want? A lean once.

• 46:47Speaker 05

  Easily.

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  I'm at like 150, 155. What do you want?

• 46:49Speaker 05

  Easily 255.

• 46:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, so you're a hundred. Hundred pound difference? That's a big difference.

• 46:54Speaker 08

  Big difference.

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a big difference.

• 46:56Speaker 05

  That's a big difference.

• 46:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:57Speaker 05

  All I'd have to do is, could I do like stuff that, like where I'd like lock him up and then lean on him?

• 47:02Speaker 08

  That's what I mean.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  What about this? He's, his right, his right hand is tied.

• 47:07Speaker 05

  No, I can't use my left hand.

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you have to use your left hand.

• 47:10Speaker 03

  Oh my god, Bobby, if you guys locked up and he leaned on you, your knees would crumble underneath you.

• 47:15Speaker 08

  That's what I'm saying, Bobby, you haven't really been working out.

• 47:20Speaker 08

  You know what, dude?

• 47:20Speaker 05

  This is so fun. Usually I'm the delusional one in this conversation.

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  You know what, dude? You're this close, bro. Yeah.

• 47:27Speaker 08

  I'm trying to help you.

• 47:28Bobby Lee?

  I know, I understand that, but if his right hand was tied behind his back, I think I could be...

• 47:32Speaker 05

  What about my left hand? I think, I think I'd be better off with my left hand.

• 47:35Speaker 08

  It's a lot, if it's tied up, it's pretty hard to throw a punch. It's not as easy as it's...

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so if, if his left hand is tied up?

• 47:42Speaker 08

  It'd be easier for you if you had a left hand.

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  This is burning, Bobby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The size difference.

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  Can we do this? It's burning, Bobby. Can we do this? Me and Drew will fight you. So who's short? Who's small? Who's a comic?

• 47:56Speaker 03

  You and Brad Williams.

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, Brad's not gonna do shit.

• 47:58Speaker 05

  Brad's heavy as shit.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  He's not gonna do shit, though.

• 48:00Speaker 03

  That's so accurate.

• 48:01Bobby Lee?

  He's gonna do ankle work. Yeah, yeah. Alright, anyway.

• 48:05Speaker 05

  That's fucking great.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  It's hilarious. Yeah, that would be the difference.

• 48:09Speaker 05

  How many, do you, okay, do you think you could beat either of the women at this table in a boxing match?

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, I'd destroy them.

• 48:14Speaker 03

  What the heck?

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:15Speaker 05

  You think so?

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm stronger than you think I am.

• 48:17Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 48:18Speaker 06

  But how about if we're stronger than you think?

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  No, I...

• 48:20Speaker 05

  Could you beat both women at this table?

• 48:22Speaker 03

  So I've wrestled him and I've like, we've sparred and his strength is like crazy.

• 48:29Speaker 05

  For real?

• 48:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, like maybe I might get him and like accidentally?

• 48:32Speaker 08

  Fuck you, dude.

• 48:33Speaker 05

  Sorry, sorry. I said it.

• 48:35Speaker 08

  What the shit?

• 48:35Speaker 05

  I forgot he was at the table. And I went, "For real?" And then I looked and he went...

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I was on the wrestling team in high school. I was good.

• 48:44Speaker 05

  Oh, cool.

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  No, but I can grapple.

• 48:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, and you're also like oddly like...

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Alex, why do you doubt me, dude?

• 48:49Speaker 03

  He's like strangely like coordinated, like his proprioception, like where his body is.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  All proprioception.

• 48:56Speaker 06

  What? Proprioception?

• 48:58Speaker 03

  It's like he knows where his body is.

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. I'm all of it.

• 49:01Speaker 03

  He knows where his body is at all times. Like sometimes when I'm like spun around or I'm on my back, like I kinda get lost and he is really good with that.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  That's right, like a compass.

• 49:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:12Speaker 05

  By the way, I love that. I think he just heard that compliment for the first time. He goes, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like a cop." I don't know where the fuck I am.

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  Exactly where I am at all times. I know north, south, west, east.

• 49:21Speaker 05

  I can't tell if this is your flosser or mine.

• 49:23Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:25Speaker 05

  Do you guys have?

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  We don't have floss like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Helix mattresses for your back and your sleep.

• 49:37Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Helix, guys, I have three rooms in my bedrooms and I have three bedrooms and I have Helix mattresses in all my bedrooms because if I have company over and people want to relax at my house or go to sleep or take a nap, I want them to have the best human experience possible. I love Helix so much, I will never use another mattress outside of it. Be authentic to your audience and that's what I'm doing right now. Feel free to take the ad in a different direction, which is what I'm doing too as well. You know what I mean?

• 50:03Speaker 03

  When you have guests, you don't want them to have night sweats. You don't want them to have back pain. You don't want them to have motion transfer because you're a guy who like moves a lot, right?

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  I like stagnant.

• 50:11Speaker 03

  You like static.

• 50:12Bobby Lee?

  Sleeps, yeah, yeah. I don't want motion. I want motion. I don't want motion. Yeah, I mean, and...

• 50:16Speaker 00

  You don't want your company to get lower back arthritis.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, exactly. That's basically what I'm saying too. You also snoring, back pain, sleep apnea, sleeping through the night, sleeping too hot. Helix addresses those things.

• 50:28Speaker 03

  And Helix is just an overall upgrade. From whatever mattress you already use, Helix is an upgrade.

• 50:32Speaker 00

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• 50:47Bobby Lee?

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• 51:15Speaker 03

  You shouldn't have to go out of your way to feel like yourself, right Bobby? With Hymns, they bring you expert care straight to you with 100% online access to personalized treatment plans that put your goals first. What are your goals, Jaime?

• 51:28Speaker 00

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• 51:31Speaker 05

  What else?

• 51:32Speaker 04

  No hidden fees, no surprise cost. Just real personalized care and on your schedule. Think of Hims as your digital front door that gets you back to your old self. And Bobby, like with your simple 100% online access to trusted treatments for real health concerns all in one place.

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 51:52Speaker 04

  Let me tell you, in 20 years, I'm about to lose my hair.

• 51:54Speaker 06

  You won't.

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  No, you won't.

• 51:55Speaker 06

  Because of Hims.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Because of Hims.

• 51:57Speaker 04

  I'm gonna start taking Hims.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 51:58Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 51:58Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 51:59Speaker 00

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• 52:09Speaker 07

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• 52:31Speaker 05

  You guys have?

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  We don't have flaws like that.

• 52:32Speaker 05

  Okay, cool.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, so, um, I think that you're right. I think you're too big.

• 52:36Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:37Speaker 05

  So then?

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  We still do the OnlyFans. Yeah. That seems doable.

• 52:42Speaker 05

  Okay, soft pitch.

• 52:43Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 52:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 52:44Speaker 05

  What if you did a team OnlyFans?

• 52:46Speaker 06

  Oh, that could be fun.

• 52:47Speaker 05

  Okay, cuz I, I think, here's the deal. I looked at it this way. We got fans that are listening that have OnlyFans that aren't getting promoted. And I was like, why don't we take one of our fans who's got an OnlyFans and promote the shit out of her and help her in a tasteless way, in a tasteful way, tasteful way, tasteful way. Do videos that are fun and cool and, and, and part of the podcast, part of the content. It's a way to kind of add content. What if you guys did a team OnlyFans, right? So it was like, like, so right now, a listener could be like, yo, I wanna see dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. And you, and you're like, oh, you're up.

• 53:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  So, I don't care.

• 53:22Speaker 06

  So would it be like a, um, but would you have to show your butthole? Or is it kind of like, whatever?

• 53:28Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why do you keep bringing a butthole?

• 53:29Speaker 03

  Or this week, guess the butthole.

• 53:33Speaker 03

  Guess the butthole.

• 53:34Speaker 05

  Guess the butthole.

• 53:34Speaker 00

  Between two people every week.

• 53:36Speaker 05

  And so you have your subscribers who subscribe for like, what? Five dollars a month?

• 53:40Speaker 03

  Burt and Bobby's buttholes are gonna be very...

• 53:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's do this.

• 53:43Speaker 05

  I have a picture of my butthole.

• 53:44Speaker 03

  You know what, here.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  Let's do this.

• 53:46Speaker 03

  Someone take a picture.

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, take a picture of our buttholes.

• 53:48Speaker 05

  I have one on my phone.

• 53:49Bobby Lee?

  All right, well, so...

• 53:50Speaker 03

  It's in the private folder.

• 53:52Speaker 05

  No, no, no.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  No, we do it on a random photo. And then you guys see each other's buttholes to see if you can guess it.

• 53:57Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:58Speaker 00

  So Alex, use the high-quality photo?

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so Alex?

• 54:02Speaker 00

  Alex?

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  All right, so...

• 54:03Speaker 00

  Take a photo of both their assholes.

• 54:04Speaker 03

  I wish I had.

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  So I'm gonna go in the green. Can you take a photo in the booth or no?

• 54:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, in the booth, yeah.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:09Speaker 05

  If I go to my maps, can I go to Asia?

• 54:11Speaker 03

  So cute.

• 54:13Speaker 05

  If I go to my maps, can I go to Asia?

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  If I take a photo of my butthole and you don't do it, it's fucking foolish on me.

• 54:16Speaker 05

  Wait, hold on. I'm not taking a picture of it now, I already have one.

• 54:19Speaker 03

  He already has one.

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm just doing one then?

• 54:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have one of yours too, if you just want it.

• 54:26Speaker 03

  On flash, please.

• 54:27Speaker 00

  Sorry, sorry.

• 54:28Speaker 03

  Well lit.

• 54:28Speaker 00

  Alex, vlog this.

• 54:29Speaker 03

  Good lighting?

• 54:30Speaker 00

  It's what's happening back there.

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  His camera's too high, Cap.

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  It's showing things I've never seen before.

• 54:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's showing things, it's so, yeah, you gotta use your drone. It's so bad.

• 54:44Speaker 00

  Alex, send me that photo.

• 54:46Speaker 05

  Do you want mine shaved or with hair? The only picture I can find is me shaved, like, right after I shaved it.

• 54:53Speaker 00

  I said you shaved.

• 54:54Speaker 03

  I shaved, because...

• 54:55Speaker 00

  Oh, God, dude, get that.

• 54:57Speaker 05

  Hey, guys, guys. I'm downloading pictures of Bobby on the internet to show Bobby.

• 55:02Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 55:02Speaker 05

  I'm gonna get a black butthole.

• 55:05Speaker 00

  Wait, can you send me the photo so I can throw it up on the screen? Choose one, find one.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. Something happened, something happened to my asshole. Something bad happened to my asshole. Oh, my God, you're gonna know the difference.

• 55:21Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 55:21Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna know the difference.

• 55:23Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 55:24Speaker 00

  Alex, can you send me the photo so I can put it up on the screen?

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's gotta be super close, though.

• 55:27Speaker 03

  So, he thought Alex is the one gonna give you the rundown?

• 55:31Speaker 00

  Burt, just send me his photo.

• 55:32Speaker 03

  He is.

• 55:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Did you get it?

• 55:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, I got it.

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 55:35Speaker 03

  So he thought.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, we take, cause you see my, years ago, you saw my butthole, right?

• 55:40Speaker 00

  Just send me the photo and we'll guess.

• 55:41Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. What happened?

• 55:43Speaker 03

  What happened?

• 55:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. It's so black.

• 55:46Speaker 00

  I can take airdrop.

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. Wait, what do you mean it's? I think it died.

• 55:50Speaker 03

  What happened back there?

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  I think it died. I think it died.

• 55:52Speaker 03

  Cause I have a picture to compare it to.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  You have that old photo?

• 55:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think so.

• 55:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe use that one.

• 55:56Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this one's way too dark.

• 55:58Speaker 00

  God damn it. Why are you not close, Clyde?

• 56:01Speaker 03

  He's crying.

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  All right. You gotta go really to the anal cavity.

• 56:06Speaker 03

  Just, yeah, I think that we should zoom in.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, to the, where the, actually, the ring of fire is.

• 56:10Speaker 00

  So much toilet paper.

• 56:11Speaker 03

  Bert, are you still scrolling for, are you?

• 56:13Speaker 00

  Come on, dude.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  So much toilet paper. Yeah, I gotta wait. I gotta wipe my butthole, dude.

• 56:19Speaker 03

  It's, you can't wipe.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna air it, right?

• 56:21Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  No, I wanna see it.

• 56:23Speaker 00

  Are you ready, Bert?

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm ready.

• 56:24Speaker 03

  Have, have Cat guess, cause I already know which is which.

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:28Speaker 03

  Wait, Cat, are you okay? Yeah, I think so. I don't know.

• 56:30Speaker 00

  All right, I'm gonna put them.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  You have both? You have both?

• 56:32Speaker 00

  Side by side, right?

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  All right, yeah.

• 56:33Speaker 00

  All right. No one laugh, no one say anything.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  All right, wait, wait, before you air it. And hang on, and no making fun of each other's buttholes.

• 56:39Speaker 03

  Right.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, so here's what it is, all right?

• 56:41Speaker 03

  Only positive critique.

• 56:42Bobby Lee?

  All right, so here's the thing.

• 56:42Speaker 03

  Positive critique.

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  Well, right before, let me just say something. No one even smile. This is a scientific research. Okay. We're doing, right? We're scientists.

• 56:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  Don't even smile. If you smile, dude, you get kicked out of the room.

• 56:53Speaker 03

  Got it.

• 56:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 56:54Speaker 03

  Don't look at me like that.

• 56:55Bobby Lee?

  All right. You don't smile. I'm not smiling. All right.

• 56:57Speaker 00

  All right, hold on. Here we go. Let me just get.

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  Cat, get your shit together.

• 57:01Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 57:02Speaker 03

  You got this, Cat. I believe in you.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you, I will kick you out of my house.

• 57:05Speaker 03

  Okay, I know.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Cat, I believe in you.

• 57:07Speaker 00

  All right, here we go. I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm being real close. Okay.

• 57:15Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  What is going?

• 57:20Speaker 00

  Which one is Bert and which one is Bobby?

• 57:29Speaker 05

  It's too close. It's too close.

• 57:34Speaker 06

  What am I looking at?

• 57:36Speaker 05

  It's so close. It's so close. It's like we've been in a car accident and I and they were doing a fucking auto force in the front seat. It's too close. It's too close. Can you zoom out? Do another thing. Zoom out a little bit, dude.

• 57:51Speaker 00

  What if it reveals though?

• 57:52Speaker 05

  Oh, they're revealed.

• 57:53Speaker 00

  Here, I'll go here. I'll go lower.

• 57:54Speaker 06

  I don't even know.

• 57:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:57Speaker 06

  Bobby's, I know it.

• 57:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:58Speaker 06

  Bobby's.

• 58:04Speaker 05

  Dude, I gotta. That, that button on the right, button on the right looks like someone just put something inside it. It looks like, it looks like when, when your maid does your sheet tonight. Oh my God. Oh my God, dude. Oh my God.

• 58:18Speaker 03

  Okay, now zoom out for the reveal.

• 58:20Speaker 05

  Zoom out for the reveal, dude. All right.

• 58:21Speaker 06

  We know the reveal. That's Burt.

• 58:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:23Speaker 00

  Which one is Burt? Which one's Bobby? So left side is Burt.

• 58:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 58:27Speaker 00

  Right.

• 58:27Speaker 06

  Bobby, Bobby's got.

• 58:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:31Speaker 03

  You're wrong, Cat.

• 58:33Speaker 06

  Whoa.

• 58:35Speaker 05

  You're the one that died.

• 58:43Speaker 00

  I'm taking these off the screen.

• 58:44Speaker 05

  I was wrong. I was wrong. We deserved a podcast for the rest of our lives. This is the greatest medium that's ever been invented. This is the best thing I've ever done in my life. Let me see Bobby's anal vagina again.

• 58:57Speaker 03

  You thought, you thought Bobby's was your asshole. You got it wrong.

• 59:01Speaker 06

  Oh my God. This might be the best game to be ever played.

• 59:06Speaker 05

  Oh my God.

• 59:06Speaker 00

  Oh my God.

• 59:07Speaker 03

  Oh my God.

• 59:08Speaker 05

  Oh my God.

• 59:09Speaker 06

  The stretching. That was really what was on.

• 59:11Speaker 05

  Really sold it.

• 59:12Speaker 06

  Yeah. That was so.

• 59:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, yours is worse. Dude, is that yours?

• 59:18Speaker 03

  There's poo.

• 59:19Speaker 05

  You poo. You have poo juice in it.

• 59:22Speaker 03

  That's yours, Bobby.

• 59:29Speaker 00

  Sorry, that was from Alex's camera. That was from the high definition camera.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  Alex, delete those, delete those photos.

• 59:48Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 59:50Speaker 05

  Permission to Party World Tour starts September 18th in Rockford, Illinois. On a bur bur bur document. Bobby, that is the best.

• 59:58Speaker 03

  Oh my god, that was crazy.

• 59:59Bobby Lee?

  That was crazy dude.

• 1:00:00Speaker 05

  Look at the poo.

• 1:00:01Speaker 03

  My little poo trail. There's some poo juice in there.

• 1:00:05Speaker 05

  Oh Bobby. Oh fuck.

• 1:00:07Speaker 00

  I thought it was the lens. I thought it was the camera lens.

• 1:00:10Bobby Lee?

  A flare, a J.J. Abrams flare.

• 1:00:12Speaker 00

  A J.J. Abrams flare. It was a yellow flare.

• 1:00:17Speaker 00

  My stomach.

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, oh shit dude. Oh my god. Holy shit.

• 1:00:23Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:00:23Speaker 00

  Let's reset.

• 1:00:24Speaker 03

  Let's reset. I can't breathe.

• 1:00:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:28Speaker 05

  I have to interview Willie Nelson's son after this.

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah.

• 1:00:31Speaker 05

  How am I gonna do that? Catch your butthole?

• 1:00:33Speaker 03

  We didn't even, did we see your butthole? I thought we only saw Bobby's.

• 1:00:36Speaker 05

  Here's Tim out to show you.

• 1:00:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, we didn't even see.

• 1:00:39Speaker 05

  Show mine.

• 1:00:39Speaker 03

  We got a lot of Bobby buttholes.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why is mine so dark around that?

• 1:00:45Speaker 03

  I'm actually kind of like shocked.

• 1:00:47Bobby Lee?

  No, we have to call a dermatologist or something.

• 1:00:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't know why. Wait, this is Bobby's or Bert's?

• 1:00:52Speaker 05

  That's Bert's.

• 1:00:53Bobby Lee?

  Why is it so black?

• 1:00:55Speaker 01

  It's so black.

• 1:00:58Speaker 03

  That's an African butthole.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  It's a dye. Your poo dyed your butthole.

• 1:01:03Speaker 03

  Why is it so dark?

• 1:01:04Speaker 00

  Bert, explain yourself.

• 1:01:07Speaker 03

  It's like a brunette.

• 1:01:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah dude. Dude, why is it like that dude? I don't like it.

• 1:01:14Speaker 00

  It's roast beef.

• 1:01:15Speaker 05

  It's like a roast beef.

• 1:01:19Speaker 05

  It's really dark down there.

• 1:01:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why is it so dark?

• 1:01:23Speaker 03

  You know what?

• 1:01:24Speaker 05

  It's called a soul hole.

• 1:01:26Speaker 03

  Wait Bert, we can't even rewind? Didn't you say that looks like someone just entered it?

• 1:01:32Speaker 03

  Cause you thought it was Bobby's?

• 1:01:35Speaker 05

  You said that about your own butthole.

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Oh geez, why is it so dark to be honest, dude?

• 1:01:42Speaker 05

  Because it's not mine!

• 1:01:46Speaker 00

  He sent me a black person's butthole.

• 1:01:51Speaker 00

  He didn't even do it. He didn't even do it. He made you do it.

• 1:01:55Speaker 05

  I started panicking and I couldn't find my butthole.

• 1:01:57Bobby Lee?

  You piece of shit.

• 1:01:58Speaker 05

  And I was just like, I need a butthole quick.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  Those aren't your fingers, dude. God damn it, those aren't your fingers. Oh, that's not even fair, dude. Oh my god.

• 1:02:06Speaker 05

  Oh my god.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 1:02:08Speaker 05

  You're not supposed to laugh this hard.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh my god.

• 1:02:10Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  So you don't have a butth- photo of your butt?

• 1:02:12Speaker 05

  I couldn't find it and I started panicking. And for whatever reason, every time I go to my, my map on my pictures, the first thing I see is my butthole.

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:19Speaker 05

  And I'm always like, god damn it, why did I take a picture of my butthole?

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:22Speaker 05

  But then you were so quick at it and I was like, I couldn't find my butthole.

• 1:02:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you don't have to. That was funnier.

• 1:02:27Speaker 05

  It was funnier.

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  I literally thought it was yours. That was so funny. Oh my god.

• 1:02:33Speaker 06

  It could be though, that's the crazy thing. It could have been your butthole.

• 1:02:36Speaker 05

  Every time I go on here, I see my butthole.

• 1:02:39Speaker 00

  Kat, you were here when he said, "I'm gonna send a black person's butthole."

• 1:02:42Speaker 06

  I know, but I forgot. I've been so wrong. You were right here. I was traumatized with the whole experience.

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  You tricked me?

• 1:02:47Speaker 06

  No, I didn't remember.

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you guys knew it was a black person's butt?

• 1:02:50Speaker 00

  He said it to me.

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh.

• 1:02:52Speaker 06

  I saw your little poo trail and everything before that disappeared.

• 1:02:56Speaker 05

  I can't imagine where my- I would have taken a picture of my butthole.

• 1:02:59Speaker 00

  Just ask Leanne.

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:01Speaker 05

  It's gotta be.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  It's all right, I don't need to see it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I've already seen your butthole, you know that, right?

• 1:03:06Speaker 05

  I know.

• 1:03:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:07Speaker 03

  Well, you don't have hemorrhoids, that's good news.

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  That's good news, yeah.

• 1:03:10Speaker 06

  That black guy doesn't either.

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:14Speaker 03

  Zero.

• 1:03:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I don't ha- it's a little dark, I don't know what's going on there. It's a little concerning, is it concerning?

• 1:03:20Speaker 06

  Is it that dark? I don't think it's that type of dark.

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  No, but it- because my skin is yellow.

• 1:03:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  But the, the region around it is so black and dark, why?

• 1:03:28Speaker 06

  It just doesn't see light.

• 1:03:30Speaker 05

  No, that's not how that works.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not how that works.

• 1:03:32Speaker 03

  Are you sure? Well, it's like a sunlight situation. It's a recent development is why we're concerned.

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz she's seen it, I mean, regular, you know?

• 1:03:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:41Speaker 05

  It is pretty dark. It looks kinda like a, like a, like a dark patch. I wonder if it's cuz, I wonder if it's...

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  Massive weight loss?

• 1:03:49Speaker 05

  Massive weight loss and it's just extra skin and it all started cinching at your butt.

• 1:03:52Speaker 03

  Because it is very like symmetrical, so I'm not that worried. It looks like a uniform.

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  It's uniform.

• 1:03:56Speaker 03

  It looks like a vagina when you spread it open.

• 1:03:58Speaker 05

  Type in Asian buttholes and let's see if you see other ones like that.

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  But you're never gonna see that.

• 1:04:03Speaker 05

  Hey, have you seen, have you seen Drewski do whiteface?

• 1:04:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:07Speaker 05

  So good. So good. Could you do?

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  I've wanted to do whiteface for a long time.

• 1:04:10Speaker 05

  How about this?

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:11Speaker 05

  Could you do redface? Meaning redheaded face?

• 1:04:14Speaker 03

  Redheaded.

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, do Andrew like an Andrew.

• 1:04:16Speaker 05

  Do an Andrew?

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:17Speaker 05

  And then can you do an Irish accent?

• 1:04:19Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:04:22Speaker 03

  Hello, no. Skippity, skippity, skippity. I don't know.

• 1:04:31Speaker 05

  It's so good.

• 1:04:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:32Speaker 05

  It's so good. Redneck's the easiest accent to pull off, though.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 1:04:36Speaker 05

  It's like, black guy and redneck are the two easiest ones.

• 1:04:39Bobby Lee?

  Andrew, I asked him if he wanted to do Asian face. He said he'll, he'll, it'll ruin his career. Yeah. Like, would you do Asian face?

• 1:04:46Speaker 05

  I, I could do it and you, no one would ever know it was me. Like, that's the gamble.

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:51Speaker 05

  The gamble is do it and then never tell anyone.

• 1:04:55Speaker 03

  So it's just kinda like for yourself?

• 1:04:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, and to see if you could do it. Cuz here's the deal. I said to Tom, I could do, if I was with Asians who had no connection with their culture.

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  We know.

• 1:05:06Speaker 05

  I could get in.

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  We wouldn't know. We would know.

• 1:05:08Speaker 05

  For real?

• 1:05:08Bobby Lee?

  There's, that's a bootcrusher.

• 1:05:10Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:05:12Speaker 05

  Asian, just, regular, Asian people just talk like regular people.

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll do it.

• 1:05:16Speaker 05

  There's no accent.

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  There's a crusher.

• 1:05:18Speaker 05

  There's no accent.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  And they would know. We, I, if you were...

• 1:05:21Speaker 05

  Look, if you're saying, I, I'm not saying like, we go to a Korean barbecue restaurant and we all have to order, I get caught.

• 1:05:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:26Speaker 05

  I think. Or like if I go to, if I went to the Philippines, I'd get caught.

• 1:05:30Speaker 03

  Because there's a lot of things you could use, you could use face tape, you could change the color of your eye.

• 1:05:35Speaker 06

  I think the body, the body type would be a little bit different though, right?

• 1:05:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, you'd be a big fucking Asian dude.

• 1:05:40Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's the only thing.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  You'd have the sumo style or whatever.

• 1:05:42Speaker 06

  Sumo style, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:43Speaker 05

  Alright, I, I, the bet I made with Tom is I think I could go to Ireland.

• 1:05:48Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:05:48Speaker 05

  And do Irish face, like get pale as fuck.

• 1:05:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:52Speaker 05

  And then just go into a bar and be like, hello, my tea, or whatever.

• 1:05:55Speaker 06

  Uh huh.

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's English, that's more English.

• 1:05:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:58Speaker 05

  But what could you do, could you, could you do Japanese face?

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  He's doing it already, he's doing it right now. Yeah, I don't think so. I think there's, I, could I look like a Filipino, you think?

• 1:06:10Speaker 03

  I think so.

• 1:06:10Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  My eyes would have got rounder, though.

• 1:06:12Speaker 03

  There's so many kinds of Filipinos you'd still pass if you did it right.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:06:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, because you have the mustache already.

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 1:06:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:19Speaker 06

  I think the skin is too light, though.

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, could I pass as Filipino now?

• 1:06:23Speaker 03

  Um.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  If I got really dark?

• 1:06:25Speaker 03

  Uh, maybe, yeah.

• 1:06:26Bobby Lee?

  I think so.

• 1:06:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think so.

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:28Speaker 03

  Because the Filipino, again, it's like, light, dark, there's so many, so much in between.

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:32Speaker 05

  Could you pass as, uh?

• 1:06:34Speaker 06

  Korean?

• 1:06:36Speaker 05

  What about, what about, what about just mixed?

• 1:06:38Speaker 06

  Oh, interesting.

• 1:06:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, half, half, there's no one.

• 1:06:40Speaker 05

  That's not, that's not full blackface, that's half-blackface.

• 1:06:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the white guy that turned Asian.

• 1:06:45Speaker 06

  Oh, that's right.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:47Speaker 05

  He did it great.

• 1:06:48Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good.

• 1:06:50Speaker 06

  It is pretty good, how did the?

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  It's okay.

• 1:06:51Speaker 05

  I think he's anime.

• 1:06:52Speaker 06

  How did he do that?

• 1:06:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:54Speaker 06

  With the eyes there?

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:56Speaker 05

  I think it's surgery.

• 1:06:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:57Speaker 06

  Oh, it's surgery?

• 1:06:58Speaker 05

  It has to be.

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why, why do, it's so strange. Back in my day, white people didn't even like us, and now they want to look like us.

• 1:07:05Speaker 05

  No, I don't think we didn't like you, I think we didn't know you.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is that what it is?

• 1:07:08Speaker 05

  I think, I think it's just representation. It's like, I didn't know any Asian people growing up, and then when I started meeting Asian people, I was like, this is fucking awesome.

• 1:07:15Speaker 06

  That's like Kristen Wiig.

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:17Speaker 06

  That right wing looks like Kristen.

• 1:07:18Bobby Lee?

  When's the first time you saw an Asian?

• 1:07:20Speaker 05

  Well, uh, first grade, Sam Ho. Sam and Ron DeHo.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:25Speaker 05

  And then I got Asian traumatized because Sam Ho in third grade threw up in his lunchbox. And I was like, ah, fuck, I don't fuck with Asian food. I don't know whatever he ate.

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:33Speaker 05

  It always smelled a little off.

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:35Speaker 05

  And then he threw up in his lunchbox. I was like, I'm out.

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:37Speaker 05

  And then I probably saw my first, like, I'm being, I'm trying to be as real as possible. In college, we had a guy named, a guy named Ron, who was Asian, in our fraternity. And then, and I didn't know anything about, I didn't know anything. I wrote a joke about it about my first meeting with Dr. L.A. I did not know that Japanese people could not understand Chinese people.

• 1:07:58Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:07:58Speaker 05

  I thought it was the same.

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 1:08:00Speaker 05

  Like Boston and New York, like, hey, back ahead, go fuck yourself.

• 1:08:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:04Speaker 05

  And then, and then I, I think when I came out to L.A. is when it kind of blossomed for me because we, we became friends with Roy Joy.

• 1:08:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:08:12Speaker 05

  And Roy, Roy was just like, I'd say things, he'd be like, that's not, like, I have no idea what they're saying. They don't speak Korean.

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna show you a photo of me in high school, my friend group, and you're gonna be like, oh, I was pretty much white. Can I send this to you?

• 1:08:24Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 1:08:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna send this to Gilbert and, um.

• 1:08:27Speaker 05

  Florida was very like, for lack of a better word, segregated.

• 1:08:30Speaker 06

  Hmm.

• 1:08:30Speaker 05

  I knew one, two Indian kids that were related. I knew two Asian dude, Asian people, Ron and Sam. That was it. A ton of Cuban, ton of Puerto Rican, ton of black, but like, that nothing of diver, Indian or Pakistani, never, nothing, like, nothing.

• 1:08:46Speaker 06

  Where in Florida was it?

• 1:08:47Speaker 05

  Tampa. But it's also generational. You gotta remember, I'm older than you guys. I'm 52. So like, that's like, we're talking in the seventies, you know, there was, just wasn't.

• 1:08:56Speaker 06

  The same type.

• 1:08:57Speaker 05

  Not like it is now. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

• 1:09:00Bobby Lee?

  What is that?

• 1:09:00Speaker 05

  Sorry, it was your. That's his friend group, your friend group.

• 1:09:04Bobby Lee?

  So that's me in high school. So pretty much I was white.

• 1:09:07Speaker 06

  Oh, you looked Filipino there.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't I look Filipino there?

• 1:09:10Speaker 05

  I know, looks Filipino.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  Eric Purvis, Megan Hewitt, Craig Crawford, Alan Meadows, and me.

• 1:09:14Speaker 05

  Who are they?

• 1:09:14Bobby Lee?

  I have my Depeche Mode fucking, what are you doing?

• 1:09:16Speaker 06

  So cute.

• 1:09:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:17Speaker 06

  So cute.

• 1:09:18Bobby Lee?

  But I, that's what, how I grew up.

• 1:09:20Speaker 05

  Hey, were you as unique as you are today then, or were you kind of more assimilated?

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  I would do weird things where they would go, why did you do that?

• 1:09:27Speaker 05

  Weird things?

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:29Speaker 06

  Wait, but look at your jawline.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:09:31Speaker 06

  Look at your jawline, go back.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:35Speaker 05

  I don't know why it keeps popping up.

• 1:09:36Speaker 06

  Can't see the jawline in that one. Look at that.

• 1:09:38Speaker 05

  He's very attractive.

• 1:09:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, kinda glowy.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I think I was pretty handsome.

• 1:09:42Speaker 05

  Bobby's, you know, I, I think Leanne has always thought Bobby's attractive.

• 1:09:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:47Speaker 05

  Even pudgy Bobby.

• 1:09:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:50Speaker 05

  But you are a very attractive dude.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what hap- what, but something happened.

• 1:09:53Speaker 03

  We know, nothing happened.

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my face is not that anymore.

• 1:09:56Speaker 05

  No, I think you're just skinny there and you're getting skinny again. I think it'll show back up.

• 1:10:00Speaker 03

  I, I actually think as you got older, you got hotter.

• 1:10:02Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:10:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, cuz you're very like round and young and kind of like, I don't know, the mustache and the maturity did.

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  Look at the dress though, it's pretty good, so, you know what I mean?

• 1:10:12Speaker 06

  Woman?

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:10:13Speaker 06

  Went next to University of Colorado, is that a woman?

• 1:10:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's Megan Hewitt, yeah.

• 1:10:16Speaker 06

  That's Megan.

• 1:10:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she was my best buddy. Yeah. It's me in high school, that Filipino?

• 1:10:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, kinda.

• 1:10:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:23Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:10:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:24Speaker 05

  Was she with Grillin?

• 1:10:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:31Speaker 05

  Pull up Joey's house and buy me a grill.

• 1:10:33Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:10:34Speaker 03

  Your tie is so cool.

• 1:10:35Bobby Lee?

  Bolo tie, yeah.

• 1:10:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, your bolo.

• 1:10:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, this could be modern day Silver Lake, honestly.

• 1:10:39Speaker 03

  Very.

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 1:10:40Speaker 03

  Very hipster, yeah.

• 1:10:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so anyway, that's me as a kid.

• 1:10:43Speaker 05

  I was, you wanna see me when I was younger in college? Go to, uh, Barstool FSU Instagram. There's a picture I just saw myself where I was like, god damn it, what did I do?

• 1:10:54Speaker 03

  Good or bad?

• 1:10:56Speaker 05

  I was so much better looking when I was younger.

• 1:10:58Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 1:10:59Speaker 05

  I'm, I'm, I could fuck more chicks now, if I wanted to, I could just tear up pussy.

• 1:11:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:05Speaker 05

  Cuz I'm, I have money.

• 1:11:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:06Bobby Lee?

  I mean, that was, is that hard, you're married?

• 1:11:09Speaker 05

  No, not at all.

• 1:11:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:11:11Speaker 05

  Uh, keep, scroll, scroll, uh, oh wait, where was it? This is Barstool FSU. Yeah, that's it. Hang on, it's, it's, uh, maybe I was wrong. Oh yeah, go to that one, the old school pictures. Then.

• 1:11:25Speaker 03

  Oh, cool.

• 1:11:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, then go to this. Alright, can you go back, can you find me? Go back, can you find me?

• 1:11:31Bobby Lee?

  In there?

• 1:11:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, zoom in.

• 1:11:32Speaker 05

  You're in this photo?

• 1:11:33Bobby Lee?

  You're in that photo.

• 1:11:34Speaker 03

  Are you across this guy?

• 1:11:36Speaker 05

  Right here?

• 1:11:36Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 1:11:37Speaker 03

  All the way on the left.

• 1:11:38Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.

• 1:11:39Speaker 05

  Oh my god.

• 1:11:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're the guy to the left.

• 1:11:42Speaker 05

  Holy.

• 1:11:42Bobby Lee?

  Holy shit, that is you.

• 1:11:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you, you look like Court McCowen a little bit.

• 1:11:46Speaker 05

  Thank you so much.

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you were pretty hot then, skinny and hot.

• 1:11:52Speaker 05

  Well, you wanna see me skinny?

• 1:11:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:54Speaker 05

  Oh, type in skinny Bert Kreischer.

• 1:11:56Speaker 06

  That's so cool that you could do that.

• 1:11:58Speaker 05

  Oh, there's, there's one picture that was when I met Leanne, and this is what Leanne married, if you type in skinny Bert Kreischer. I see it.

• 1:12:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:05Speaker 06

  Where were you in this picture?

• 1:12:06Speaker 05

  At a beach week.

• 1:12:07Speaker 06

  Oh, cool.

• 1:12:10Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, yeah.

• 1:12:12Speaker 05

  Ian Matt.

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  That's what she met.

• 1:12:15Speaker 05

  Bait and switch.

• 1:12:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How long did it take you to go from the regular to this?

• 1:12:21Speaker 05

  To this?

• 1:12:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:22Speaker 05

  It's been, I've been working on it for a while. It's funny, I was, I was. But this looks good. That was recently, that was. Older, yeah.

• 1:12:30Speaker 06

  Okay, wow.

• 1:12:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's pretty good there.

• 1:12:33Speaker 05

  And then that's me probably the other week.

• 1:12:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:36Speaker 05

  That was.

• 1:12:36Bobby Lee?

  You fluctuate.

• 1:12:37Speaker 05

  That was, that was, uh, when I was last on tour, right before I shot my special.

• 1:12:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:41Speaker 05

  But I don't, that, that's unsustainable.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  You know, me and a.

• 1:12:44Speaker 06

  With the one on the right?

• 1:12:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, the one on the right's just like.

• 1:12:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, what are you eating when you're eating?

• 1:12:48Speaker 05

  Uh, just steaks, that's it, I only had steaks and I worked out like crazy. That's not bad, this is pretty more. That's, uh, yeah, that's, oh, that's right before I went on the fully loaded cruise, but more importantly, look at my dick. Do you see my dick print?

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  Let me see.

• 1:13:03Speaker 06

  It looks kinda big, it looks bigger.

• 1:13:05Bobby Lee?

  That's really good.

• 1:13:06Speaker 05

  I.

• 1:13:06Bobby Lee?

  Your balls are huge.

• 1:13:08Speaker 05

  Not anymore, not since I've been on testosterone.

• 1:13:10Bobby Lee?

  You know, Bert, me and a bunch of comics, uh, at the Comedy Store one night, we're talking about other, you know, headliners and stuff. And you're voted the most, the ni- not just the nicest, but the comic that helped, have helped more comics than anybody else.

• 1:13:24Speaker 05

  For real?

• 1:13:25Bobby Lee?

  You've helped so many of us, you know, in so, what a beautiful couple.

• 1:13:29Speaker 06

  Young hotties.

• 1:13:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:31Speaker 05

  Literally, yeah, Jesus.

• 1:13:32Bobby Lee?

  Because of your, a fully unloaded tour and they're just so generous in inviting people into doing things with you, you know what I mean? And it really uplifts people and it makes people feel like a part of something and you're just really good at that. You know, Tom's good at that too, you both are.

• 1:13:46Speaker 05

  Tom, everyone does it in their own way and I think more people do it silently, whereas I, I, I do it more, a little more out loud because I do events and I, in doing the event, I try to bring as many people. But like, I've had, I've had a lot of people that are, uh, I've had a lot of people say. Very nice things to me like that. As people have gotten really successful, I've had them pull me aside at different moments and go, hey, just so you know, like, thanks for taking me on the road. And you're like, huh, I didn't do, I did it selfishly. Like, I only do, I only bring, if I ever am with you, and Tom ever brings you anywhere, it's because it's selfish because we like you. I say more than like you. Like, one of my, I was talking to a guy at the other day, and he had done, he had done, he had done his show with you and Andrew. He said, you know, I only knew Bobby through you.

• 1:14:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:27Speaker 05

  And he was like, but Bobby is like, Bobby's wild. He goes, I just met Bobby at that show when we did the Super Bowl together.

• 1:14:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:33Speaker 05

  And it's so funny to go like, oh, but it's, I think it's cool to introduce people. I love, I've, someone said this about me, but it's the truth. I love introducing people to people. I love connecting people. I love going like, hey, have you met my friend? And I do it to a fault sometimes, because you know, not a lot of people know Joe. And so sometimes I'll be like, hey, have you met, have you met Joe? And they're like, yeah, I know him. And I'm like, okay, just checking.

• 1:14:56Bobby Lee?

  Who's Joe?

• 1:14:57Speaker 05

  Uh, Joe List.

• 1:14:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:15:00Speaker 05

  And, uh, yeah, you know, the most famous Joe there is. Yeah. And so, but no, Joe Rogan. And I love Joe List. I'm gonna get a bunch of shit because I mentioned Joe List. But, uh, but so it's, but it's so funny, like, I always love introducing people. I love that energy.

• 1:15:15Bobby Lee?

  The biggest memory I think I'll ever have is that Super Bowl weekend where it was me, you, Tom, Shane Gillis, and Trevor Wallace.

• 1:15:23Speaker 05

  Who hit the winning field goal?

• 1:15:25Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 1:15:26Speaker 05

  That's why you'd never count out Bobby.

• 1:15:28Bobby Lee?

  See, that's, that's what, from the beginning, let's go back around, let's go back from the beginning, okay? The holding the breath stuff. You doubted me.

• 1:15:34Speaker 05

  A hundred.

• 1:15:35Bobby Lee?

  Kicking the field goal, you doubted me. Because I was the last person to be picked on the team.

• 1:15:39Speaker 05

  I gotta be dead honest with you.

• 1:15:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:40Speaker 05

  I, I didn't doubt you. I completely didn't think you'd do it. I like, I thought there's no way in hell.

• 1:15:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:48Speaker 05

  And you completely shocked the world.

• 1:15:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So my point is, is that why? Because I'm athletic. I know I played tennis. I was on the wrestling team. I know I, you know, but I am, I'm coordinated. I have the eye of the tiger, as some say. You know what I mean?

• 1:16:04Speaker 09

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• 1:16:41Speaker 06

  I think it's a lot of mental. I think for you, it's very mental. You're very mentally fit.

• 1:16:45Bobby Lee?

  You think I am? What do you mean?

• 1:16:47Speaker 06

  Mentally fit, like you're good with games in there.

• 1:16:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, game, strategy.

• 1:16:51Speaker 06

  Strategy.

• 1:16:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Ah, yeah. In and out. You don't see me.

• 1:16:56Speaker 05

  This is the one I posted. And they say 25% of the people can hold their breath.

• 1:17:00Speaker 00

  You guys want to try it one more time now, Clal here, the real diver?

• 1:17:02Speaker 06

  Oh, no, no, no. Let them. Between the both of you.

• 1:17:06Speaker 05

  No, but you too, you too.

• 1:17:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:10Speaker 00

  Here, we're gonna start, restart it. Here we go.

• 1:17:12Speaker 06

  Oh, sorry.

• 1:17:13Speaker 00

  Get ready.

• 1:17:14Bobby Lee?

  But how do we?

• 1:17:14Speaker 00

  And just hold it, hold it.

• 1:17:15Bobby Lee?

  You're cheating.

• 1:17:16Speaker 00

  Don't cheat.

• 1:17:17Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, Bobby didn't do it. Yeah, okay.

• 1:17:20Speaker 00

  Ready, get ready. It's gonna bounce two times.

• 1:17:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:17:22Speaker 00

  And, ready, get set, go!

• 1:17:27Speaker 00

  When you're out, just let us know. Honor code. George is doing it too.

• 1:17:34Speaker 00

  25%.

• 1:17:45Speaker 00

  Everyone stay locked in. We are at 50%.

• 1:17:50Speaker 00

  Alright, this is where we, this is where we see who falls out right now. Stay locked in, everyone. Great job. Clal is not phased.

• 1:18:02Speaker 00

  Kat, I feel like you're cheating, but it's okay.

• 1:18:07Speaker 00

  We have one person out, everyone stay locked in. Cat is out. We have seventy percent.

• 1:18:12Speaker 00

  There's no way.

• 1:18:16Speaker 00

  Eighty percent of what? We hit a hundred percent.

• 1:18:18Speaker 03

  Okay, we're good then. Oh, we're still going, but there's no...

• 1:18:24Speaker 00

  Claw would have kept going.

• 1:18:28Speaker 00

  Back round to twenty-five percent. Good Claw, thank you.

• 1:18:34Speaker 05

  I'm gonna piss my pants.

• 1:18:38Speaker 05

  That's fucking crazy.

• 1:18:43Bobby Lee?

  You know, as a kid, those underwater games? Where we could hold each other underwater? I would stay there for days.

• 1:18:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just days on that.

• 1:18:52Speaker 05

  Days.

• 1:18:55Speaker 03

  I would say you probably have like better lung capacity than me on land. Not in water, but like in...

• 1:18:59Bobby Lee?

  I think in water too.

• 1:19:00Speaker 03

  No, when we're moving, like diving.

• 1:19:02Bobby Lee?

  Moving? I can't move.

• 1:19:03Speaker 09

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• 1:19:39Speaker 05

  No, that's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to, the way you really hold your breath is by like, hold your breath and then do a farmer's carry and walk weights across this thing in the back or swim. Yeah, it's by swimming, because you're... It's easier like when you watch people do breath holds, they like lay in the pool and being calm and everything's fine. But to dive down and then to sit and then to wait and then hunt a fish and then kill the fish, catch it and swim up. It's too much.

• 1:20:09Speaker 03

  I feel like that's... But again, when I do it, it's really all in the head. If I even have a negative thought that enters of like my own breath, losing my breath, then I have to surface immediately. But if I stay calm, if I stay locked in, there's the fish and I'm like staying in the moment. It's so chill, but it's all in the head. Like, your head gets in the way of everything.

• 1:20:32Bobby Lee?

  Like, when I play this thing, I refuse to lose. I'd rather die.

• 1:20:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:38Speaker 05

  Well, I guess theoretically, you could say to yourself, "Look at that. Who's that?"

• 1:20:43Speaker 03

  That's Bobby.

• 1:20:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's right. He's playing the game, literally.

• 1:20:46Speaker 03

  Against my sister, who's also a diver.

• 1:20:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:49Speaker 03

  And he did not win.

• 1:20:52Speaker 00

  Why do you have to do it that?

• 1:20:54Speaker 03

  But this is scary.

• 1:20:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm just saying.

• 1:20:56Speaker 03

  Relax, relax.

• 1:20:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:58Speaker 05

  Is that, is that at Turtle Bay?

• 1:21:00Speaker 03

  That's in the, no, that's the Four Seasons. That were.

• 1:21:03Speaker 00

  Honolulu.

• 1:21:03Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, that's the adult pool.

• 1:21:05Speaker 03

  That's the adults-only pool, yeah. There, he surfaced and she's still down.

• 1:21:09Bobby Lee?

  But still, okay.

• 1:21:11Speaker 05

  Doctor Mai Tais is right over there.

• 1:21:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is that your favorite island?

• 1:21:16Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, because it's the most accessible.

• 1:21:20Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 1:21:20Speaker 05

  There's the most shit to do.

• 1:21:22Bobby Lee?

  Amen.

• 1:21:22Speaker 05

  It's like, I think, I think Maui is pretty fucking cool, but it's like, I don't know, I mean, to get over, I mean, it's not as much shit to do in Maui as there is there. And then Lanai and Kauai are kind of like, they're almost like going to a small town. And so, I, I like that because there's like, I always go, I brought, I just brought my family. Like, my mom, my dad, my sisters, their kids, my wife's family. I brought everyone because I was like, this is, everyone's alive.

• 1:21:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:49Speaker 05

  It's, it's a lot of money, but you know what? No one will ever forget this. It'll be a fucking blast. And Hawaii, no one doesn't love Hawaii, right? No one.

• 1:21:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:58Speaker 05

  Everyone loves Hawaii.

• 1:21:59Bobby Lee?

  Everyone loves Hawaii.

• 1:21:59Speaker 05

  And my dad was like, so emotional. He's like, "Buddy, I, we could have never afforded to do this with this many people." And he's like, "This is like a memory we're always gonna have."

• 1:22:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:07Speaker 05

  And my niece and nephew were there. It was fucking awesome. And everyone looks at Hawaii and they're like, you just, you look around, you're like, "This is the greatest place in the world."

• 1:22:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because also, we know where to eat. We know all the spots, the acai spots. You know all the trails and all the swimming spots. Every time I, I'll call Kalai, I go, "Where do I go?" She'll tell me where to go.

• 1:22:26Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:22:27Speaker 05

  Where's the, uh, the hurricane right now is passing right north of it.

• 1:22:29Speaker 03

  It, it went down category.

• 1:22:31Speaker 05

  It did?

• 1:22:32Speaker 03

  The Kiko, yeah.

• 1:22:32Speaker 05

  But I kind of wanted it, I wanted it to stay big and go north of it, because I was like, the North Shore will be crazy.

• 1:22:39Speaker 03

  With the waves? Yeah, but with the winds, it's like, just chop, chop, chop.

• 1:22:43Speaker 05

  I can't have, I, I, first of all, I never read acai as acai. I read acacia.

• 1:22:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:50Speaker 05

  I do that with everything. I my my dyslexia the other day, it said helping veterans and I thought it said piping veterans. And I was like, ooh. Like, I want to see that website.

• 1:23:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't think acai is that good for you.

• 1:23:03Speaker 03

  I think it's a lot of sugar.

• 1:23:04Bobby Lee?

  I think it's a lot of sugar. I don't think it's a lot of hype.

• 1:23:06Speaker 03

  The cove doesn't add sugar to their acai, that's why.

• 1:23:09Bobby Lee?

  But what is acai supposed to fucking do?

• 1:23:11Speaker 03

  I don't know, it's antioxidants.

• 1:23:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but there's other antioxidants, right?

• 1:23:15Speaker 03

  But it tastes delicious.

• 1:23:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 1:23:16Speaker 05

  It does taste delicious.

• 1:23:17Bobby Lee?

  It does delicious, yeah.

• 1:23:18Speaker 03

  But also acai is a Brazilian thing.

• 1:23:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:20Speaker 03

  It's not.

• 1:23:21Bobby Lee?

  What do you put in your acai, Bert?

• 1:23:23Speaker 05

  I won't have it. That makes me sick. Every time I.

• 1:23:26Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:23:26Speaker 05

  It gives me like crazy heartburn. That and pomegranate.

• 1:23:29Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:23:30Speaker 05

  I just, the second I have it, I'm like, ugh. Yeah, I won't have acai. But I don't like fruit. I'm not a fruit guy.

• 1:23:35Bobby Lee?

  You're not a fruit guy, okay.

• 1:23:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm not like a, I'm not like, you'll never see me eating a banana. Like, I'm not, it's like, come on.

• 1:23:41Bobby Lee?

  Banana's the best.

• 1:23:43Speaker 03

  What? Ever?

• 1:23:44Speaker 05

  Oh my god, you have a banana?

• 1:23:45Speaker 03

  I carry bananas everywhere.

• 1:23:47Speaker 05

  Are you being serious?

• 1:23:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm a banana free.

• 1:23:49Speaker 05

  Uh-uh, no. It's a fucking, it is so unrewarding for that many calories.

• 1:23:54Bobby Lee?

  You probably don't even do peanut butter, huh?

• 1:23:56Speaker 05

  Love peanut butter.

• 1:23:56Bobby Lee?

  Fuck yeah, me too. Peanut butter, anything.

• 1:23:58Speaker 05

  I love peanut butter.

• 1:23:59Bobby Lee?

  If I'm on a date with a girl, she goes, I don't like peanut butter, I just drop her off right on the street.

• 1:24:02Speaker 03

  Wait, I don't like peanut butter.

• 1:24:04Bobby Lee?

  Get out of the car right now.

• 1:24:05Speaker 03

  I don't like peanut butter.

• 1:24:07Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:24:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's right.

• 1:24:08Speaker 03

  I don't eat peanut butter.

• 1:24:09Bobby Lee?

  That was the thing that made me, that drive me crazy about you.

• 1:24:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, sure. I mean, I eat it. I don't hate it. I just don't like add it on to things.

• 1:24:15Speaker 05

  I dated a chick one time and the first night we went to her place to look up, I was made out with her and she smelled like baloney sandwiches.

• 1:24:22Bobby Lee?

  Yo.

• 1:24:23Speaker 05

  And I was like, I was like.

• 1:24:24Speaker 03

  That's a plus. I love that.

• 1:24:26Speaker 05

  It's not that bad, but it's like, it was like weird. So I was like, wow, I haven't had.

• 1:24:28Speaker 03

  Wait, her mouth or her body?

• 1:24:29Speaker 05

  Everything about her smelled like baloney. And so I was like, I was like, I guess she had a baloney sandwich, you know, for lunch. And so I was like, I haven't had baloney in forever, but I don't search out baloney, but I did like baloney with a lot of mayonnaise.

• 1:24:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:41Speaker 05

  On white bread. And so I was like, oh, whatever. I go, maybe it's just, you know, whatever, one sandwich. The next night, we go back to her place and I was, and she smells like baloney again. And I go, fucking, this bitch loves baloney. Loves baloney. The next day, I wake up at her place and she's like, you hungry? I was like, yeah, I'll take a baloney sandwich. She's like, I don't have baloney. And I was like, oh, you smell like baloney.

• 1:25:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh wow.

• 1:25:04Speaker 05

  Smell like baloney. Sounds like, oh.

• 1:25:06Speaker 03

  She's just a deli meat.

• 1:25:07Bobby Lee?

  Can I just?

• 1:25:07Speaker 05

  So I dated her for two years. And then you just start getting used to baloney smell.

• 1:25:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh wow, you get used to it.

• 1:25:13Speaker 03

  I feel like baloney has really like gotten a bad rap. Isn't it like very similar to mortadella?

• 1:25:18Bobby Lee?

  It is mortadella, basically.

• 1:25:19Speaker 03

  It is, right? Mortadella. Which is like...

• 1:25:22Bobby Lee?

  I think any sandwich meat, if I smell them on a woman, I don't like it.

• 1:25:25Speaker 05

  Hold on, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 1:25:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:28Speaker 05

  If you, if, if you, if you go to make out with a girl and she smells like an Italian sandwich, oh, there forever.

• 1:25:34Speaker 03

  Or how about like honey baked ham?

• 1:25:36Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:25:36Speaker 03

  Hmm. That could be nice.

• 1:25:38Bobby Lee?

  I want to say something about you, uh, you and your, your, your generation of comic. Can I say something? You guys all smell musky.

• 1:25:44Speaker 03

  Oh, that, that, that's because we use musky stuff on it. It's like more like perf- like musky perfume.

• 1:25:49Speaker 05

  Okay, alright.

• 1:25:49Bobby Lee?

  That's not what it is.

• 1:25:50Speaker 05

  Let's jump in here.

• 1:25:51Bobby Lee?

  That's not what it is.

• 1:25:51Speaker 03

  I think it's what it is.

• 1:25:52Bobby Lee?

  That's not what it is. I don't think that's what it is.

• 1:25:53Speaker 03

  I think, cause I...

• 1:25:54Bobby Lee?

  Cause you, am I, am I, oh, can I just say something?

• 1:25:55Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 1:25:55Bobby Lee?

  I, I, yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:56Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 1:25:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Can I just say something? Okay. How many colognes and perfumes do I have?

• 1:26:01Speaker 03

  But you're just masking a smell. A lot, a lot.

• 1:26:04Speaker 05

  Hold on, hold on. I love the, I love where this is going.

• 1:26:06Speaker 03

  This is unfair, by the way.

• 1:26:07Bobby Lee?

  You're unfair.

• 1:26:08Speaker 03

  Because you don't have the gene for body odor, which is, makes you, um, you know. Yeah, it's...

• 1:26:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm not.

• 1:26:14Speaker 05

  Perfect, perfect?

• 1:26:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:26:16Bobby Lee?

  Perfect.

• 1:26:16Speaker 03

  Perfect.

• 1:26:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, perfect.

• 1:26:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:18Speaker 05

  I don't have the gene for body odor either.

• 1:26:19Speaker 03

  You don't?

• 1:26:19Speaker 05

  No, I never.

• 1:26:20Speaker 03

  You don't?

• 1:26:20Speaker 05

  No, perfect.

• 1:26:21Bobby Lee?

  He's never smelled.

• 1:26:22Speaker 05

  I've never worn deodorant, or never, I've never worn, uh, cologne in my life.

• 1:26:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:26:28Speaker 05

  Never. Well, in like eighth grade, we did Dracar Noir. And we did obsession.

• 1:26:32Bobby Lee?

  Cool water, cool water.

• 1:26:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, obsession. But like as a grown man, I never wore it. My new assistant, Kyle, he douses himself in it.

• 1:26:38Bobby Lee?

  He smells nice.

• 1:26:39Speaker 05

  No, no, no, but he doesn't have a ton of money, so he buys cheap cologne. And I told him, no cologne is better than cheap cologne.

• 1:26:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:26:46Speaker 05

  And then the other day, he saw me putting on cologne, and he goes, but you're putting on cologne. I said, first of all, it's nice cologne. It's, uh, Tom Ford.

• 1:26:53Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:26:53Speaker 05

  But I only wear cologne if I'm gonna hang out with a man who wears cologne, cause I don't want him to dictate the smell.

• 1:27:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:27:03Speaker 05

  I gotta, I gotta bring a smell to it. I gotta bring a smell to it. We don't go into your room and then we, you tell me what we're smelling like.

• 1:27:10Speaker 06

  That's crazy.

• 1:27:11Speaker 05

  I bring my smell in and now we both smell our thing.

• 1:27:13Speaker 06

  Cause I would never do that as a woman. I don't know if I'd be like, oh, I wanna, I gotta wear perfume cause Tiffany's gonna be smelling like it.

• 1:27:21Speaker 05

  But, okay, imagine if I was like, alright, I'm gonna, it's gonna smell like farts today.

• 1:27:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:27:25Speaker 05

  And you're like, I don't like farts.

• 1:27:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:27Speaker 05

  And you go, well, you're gonna hang with me, so it smells like farts. You go, well, then I'm gonna do something to negate that.

• 1:27:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm with you.

• 1:27:32Speaker 03

  That's interesting. You're gonna smell yourself instead of him.

• 1:27:34Speaker 05

  I would rather smell me than whatever Sebastian wore.

• 1:27:36Speaker 06

  Cause we don't trust Sebastian necessarily.

• 1:27:39Speaker 05

  Sebastian.

• 1:27:39Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 1:27:41Speaker 05

  I made the rule.

• 1:27:42Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait. We've learned, men, we've learned everything from Sebastian Monosko.

• 1:27:46Speaker 06

  I'm not talking about Sebastian Monosko, I'm just saying random Sebastian.

• 1:27:51Speaker 05

  No Sebastian Monosko.

• 1:27:54Bobby Lee?

  Bern and I, Bern and I get our nails done like Sebastian, right?

• 1:27:57Speaker 05

  By the way, hang on, hang on. I don't think, I don't think you know that we both have just gotten our nails done.

• 1:28:02Speaker 06

  I did, I actually talked to your nails.

• 1:28:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:05Speaker 06

  Mine aren't actually.

• 1:28:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you guys are.

• 1:28:07Speaker 03

  We're, we are.

• 1:28:08Bobby Lee?

  You guys are doing animal style, you guys are doing animal style.

• 1:28:10Speaker 03

  Wow, like yours Bobby.

• 1:28:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:28:12Bobby Lee?

  And also, we were cologne like Sebastian, okay, Monosko, right? And what I, your defense is that you, it wasn't a bad thing, I wasn't attacking you that you smelled musky.

• 1:28:20Speaker 06

  You told me I smell like dust.

• 1:28:23Bobby Lee?

  What did I, what?

• 1:28:24Speaker 06

  Isn't that what musky means?

• 1:28:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what did I say?

• 1:28:26Speaker 05

  That would be like this. I go, what are you wearing? Is that dust?

• 1:28:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What did I say you smell like dust?

• 1:28:32Speaker 06

  I thought that's what musky means, like dusty.

• 1:28:34Speaker 05

  No, musky's a, musky's a, it's like a, it's like a huh.

• 1:28:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a huh.

• 1:28:38Speaker 05

  It's not like a hey.

• 1:28:40Speaker 03

  It's like earthy, earthy.

• 1:28:42Bobby Lee?

  It's earthy.

• 1:28:43Speaker 06

  Oh, that, that sounds nice.

• 1:28:44Speaker 03

  But you guys.

• 1:28:44Bobby Lee?

  But they, all, all the doormen and, and, and women there at the store smell the same way.

• 1:28:50Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:28:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I don't like it.

• 1:28:52Speaker 03

  But can I say something about all your perfumes and stuff? The reason I stopped wearing them is they're endocrine disruptors. And as women, we cannot fuck up our hormones and things like that.

• 1:29:02Speaker 05

  Endocrine disruptors, what's that mean?

• 1:29:04Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 1:29:05Speaker 06

  Endocrine is a hormones.

• 1:29:06Speaker 03

  This is like such a base.

• 1:29:08Speaker 06

  That's what I wear.

• 1:29:09Speaker 03

  I'm sorry.

• 1:29:09Bobby Lee?

  You don't.

• 1:29:11Speaker 06

  I do wear that.

• 1:29:12Bobby Lee?

  I've never smelled that on you.

• 1:29:13Speaker 06

  I, I wear that.

• 1:29:15Bobby Lee?

  Are you wearing that now?

• 1:29:16Speaker 06

  No, I'm wearing a different one. It's called bergamot.

• 1:29:18Speaker 05

  I smell you.

• 1:29:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:29:20Speaker 03

  The bergamot is very, very good. That's, but this Hansel 33 is like, what every.

• 1:29:29Speaker 05

  You smell like clean hair.

• 1:29:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, come here.

• 1:29:33Speaker 06

  Mine is just my hair care.

• 1:29:35Speaker 05

  Oh, the ebb smell. You just smell clean.

• 1:29:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:38Speaker 05

  You smell like nothing.

• 1:29:39Bobby Lee?

  You smell different today.

• 1:29:40Speaker 06

  What? Yeah.

• 1:29:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, maybe I'm wrong.

• 1:29:43Speaker 05

  Sebastian did the forum and I was getting ready and Leanne said, oh, you're putting on a button shirt. I said, well, Sebastian's show. She goes, I've never seen you wear a collared shirt out.

• 1:29:54Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:29:55Speaker 05

  And I went, yeah, but Sebastian's show, everyone's gonna be dressed up a little nicer. She goes, what kind of cologne do you think he'll be wearing? And I panicked. And I went, well, I hope I like it, because I'm gonna be with him.

• 1:30:03Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:30:04Speaker 05

  And she was like, well, what do you think it is? And I was like, I bet I'm not gonna like it. I was like, you know what? I'm gonna put on, I only had this one thing, Tom Ford, fuck yeah, or fuck this is delicious or something.

• 1:30:15Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:30:15Speaker 05

  And so I used that. I like the smell.

• 1:30:18Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:30:19Speaker 05

  And then I was like, okay, so that's the rule. If you know a guy's gonna be, in my head, if you know a guy's gonna be wearing cologne, then you just, you bring your own scent, so you can smell you.

• 1:30:27Speaker 06

  Oh, that's great.

• 1:30:29Bobby Lee?

  Sebastian and I crossed paths at the improv where he was right before me and he was coming up the stairs. I was coming down. And as we crossed path, he turned around and goes, what is it? And I told him. My point is that men we know.

• 1:30:43Speaker 06

  What did he smell like?

• 1:30:45Bobby Lee?

  Purity. I mean, the heights of life. Yeah, I mean, extreme good.

• 1:30:49Speaker 06

  Do you remember what it smelled like?

• 1:30:51Speaker 05

  No, I loaded up.

• 1:30:52Speaker 06

  You loaded it up, okay.

• 1:30:53Speaker 05

  Yeah. My daughter, Ila, I used to have a joke about it. But, I mean, this is the truth, this is the way her brain worked. The joke, if you've ever heard, it's one of my specials, she used to keep her deodorant in the refrigerator and she'd, I saw her one day, she wiped her finger across it, rubbed above her lip.

• 1:31:08Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:31:09Speaker 05

  And I go, what the fuck are you doing? She goes, mind your own business. And then I found out, there was a kid in her class that smelled like shit. And she was like, Dad, I can't trust that he'll wear deodorant, so I wear deodorant for him. And I put it under my nose, because I know what I want to smell.

• 1:31:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:31:23Speaker 05

  And I was like, wow, that's crazy.

• 1:31:25Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:31:25Speaker 05

  So it's a weird way to like, look at life.

• 1:31:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:28Speaker 05

  To put it under your nose, because that's how bad a kid smells.

• 1:31:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:31:32Speaker 06

  Poor kid, someone's gotta tell him.

• 1:31:34Speaker 05

  Right. But there's always a kid that stinks growing up.

• 1:31:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:31:38Speaker 05

  And no one tells him. Do you remember this name? I remember, I remember both.

• 1:31:41Speaker 06

  I do. I do, too.

• 1:31:42Speaker 05

  Isn't that crazy? We both, that's, hold on, hold on. Stop for a second.

• 1:31:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:31:46Speaker 05

  Think about all the people that crossed your paths in lives.

• 1:31:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:49Speaker 05

  Think of all the times you had a crush on a person and you don't really remember their name a little bit. Remember the kid that fell or got hit by a car when you were young and they passed away and you don't remember them? But we all remember the kid that stunk.

• 1:31:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:57Speaker 05

  And you remember his name?

• 1:31:59Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 1:31:59Speaker 05

  That says something about-

• 1:32:00Bobby Lee?

  What's his name?

• 1:32:01Speaker 03

  Cyrus.

• 1:32:02Bobby Lee?

  What's your name?

• 1:32:03Speaker 03

  Timothy.

• 1:32:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:04Speaker 05

  Joe.

• 1:32:05Bobby Lee?

  Blinky McGivern.

• 1:32:06Speaker 03

  Oh, last name, social security number.

• 1:32:08Speaker 05

  Was it a leprechaun?

• 1:32:13Speaker 05

  Bobby, it's Blinky McGivern.

• 1:32:16Speaker 03

  You know, the guy, though, the guy that I remember in my class in fifth grade who would stick all his boogers underneath his desk and he had just-

• 1:32:24Bobby Lee?

  That's my favorite guy.

• 1:32:24Speaker 03

  A whole, like, it was like stilettes underneath there, but he is a very rich politician back home now.

• 1:32:33Speaker 05

  And, oh, Manny Pacquiao?

• 1:32:35Speaker 03

  No, no, no. Manny Pacquiao adjacent, but like, he turned out, the booger boy turned out to be a very, you know.

• 1:32:42Speaker 05

  We had a guy that would eat anything. Go ahead.

• 1:32:45Speaker 03

  No, I was gonna say, what's the weirdest thing that you remember and then you're just about to say it?

• 1:32:49Speaker 05

  We had, these are the things I remember. There was a guy in our neighborhood that would get naked and climb trees. Uh, there was a guy who, there was one guy in high school. Now, I, I never really said anything. I was never really, I never really attacked him. But he, he let someone borrow his recorder and they played it. By the way, if I said his name, anyone that went to my high school would know his name immediately. And they, someone borrowed it and they played the videotape in it and it was him jacking off for his girlfriend. Now, we don't think of it as gay, but when I was a kid, that was gay, that you would videotape yourself jacking off. And that kid had a rough run of it.

• 1:33:31Speaker 03

  Oh, that sucks.

• 1:33:33Speaker 06

  For all the years or just a semester?

• 1:33:35Speaker 05

  Oh, no. Oh, no. For the rest.

• 1:33:37Bobby Lee?

  There was a kid in my neighborhood, Armando, and he used to throw avocados at people's heads.

• 1:33:40Speaker 03

  I like that.

• 1:33:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And so there was three guys. No, no, I swear to God, dude. There's three guys with like scars on their heads from Armando.

• 1:33:47Speaker 03

  Oh, unripe, unripe.

• 1:33:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, unripe. Yeah, they were hard. He would just whip them. That guy's gonna be a pro.

• 1:33:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, I like Armando.

• 1:33:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, Armando's good.

• 1:33:57Speaker 06

  I had a girl in my class who had like four fake teeth. And she used to, she had like a retainer that she made out of fake teeth and then she would just take it off.

• 1:34:05Speaker 03

  Oh, that's cute.

• 1:34:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:34:07Speaker 03

  I have a family member, a distant family member, who instead, she had such a big gap between her both front teeth. So instead of getting braces, she just added another tooth in the middle.

• 1:34:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:34:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. By the way, makes sense on paper, but when you see it in real life, it's so subtly jarring. That's, you know, that's Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise had, do you know the girl, I think, I'm not, I don't mean to slanderous. But I think the young lady from The Bear got her teeth fixed.

• 1:34:39Speaker 03

  Which one?

• 1:34:40Speaker 05

  A O.

• 1:34:41Speaker 03

  Oh, her, really?

• 1:34:42Speaker 05

  I think there's no longer a gap there, which she looks great, but it kind of bums me out because I kind of liked the gap. Yeah, the gap, I love the gap.

• 1:34:51Speaker 03

  Like in White Lotus, season three, you know, the teeth.

• 1:34:53Speaker 05

  I fucking think she's so beautiful.

• 1:34:55Speaker 06

  I love them.

• 1:34:56Speaker 05

  I think, I think there's something so, you know, Leanne used to have a snaggletooth, like one tooth that just shot back in her mouth. And she had a hole right here, a dilated pore, and I fucking loved the flaw in her. I loved the flaw, but then she got them all fixed and I was like, ugh.

• 1:35:14Speaker 06

  The dilated pore?

• 1:35:15Speaker 05

  Well, they thought it was cancer, so they had to cut it open. Now, if you look at her closely, she has a huge scar that runs from her nose to her lip.

• 1:35:22Speaker 06

  Which is also kind of cool in a way.

• 1:35:24Speaker 05

  Now, everyone thinks I hit her.

• 1:35:27Speaker 05

  So you want to talk about your TV show or no, is that two? No. Okay.

• 1:35:33Speaker 00

  What? His tour.

• 1:35:34Speaker 05

  Your tour, what's up? Oh, yeah, I'm going to start tour. What? Uh, next week. Okay.

• 1:35:38Speaker 06

  Woohoo.

• 1:35:38Speaker 05

  Where you going? Party. I go, I'm going everywhere. Uh, I'm doing, this is the last time I'll do arenas. I'm going back to theaters in January. I got, well, I've got a special I got to do, and so I can't. Another one? Yeah, I'm doing another special. Jesus Christ.

• 1:35:50Speaker 00

  And so. Come to specials. Yeah, I only have one.

• 1:35:53Speaker 05

  And so, uh, in order to get, in order to get ready for it, I can't do one show a night. I have to do two shows a night. Yeah. Cabin, The Cabin on Netflix. I was just talking to someone about how fucking great The Cabin was.

• 1:36:05Speaker 03

  Great show.

• 1:36:05Speaker 05

  It was such a great show. Why did they do another one? Because it was during the pandemic.

• 1:36:09Bobby Lee?

  That was a good, that was a good episode.

• 1:36:11Speaker 03

  Your episode was incredible.

• 1:36:13Speaker 05

  Your episode was the reason, so I don't mean this with disrespect to anyone who made the show. And I know everyone very intimately that made the show. But I watched the first cut of the first episode. And I didn't like it. And I was like, and it was way early. And Leanne and Jeff Tomzick were doing, were doing the notes.

• 1:36:33Bobby Lee?

  Has he ever directed a special of yours, Jeff Tomzick?

• 1:36:36Speaker 05

  Every single one of them.

• 1:36:37Bobby Lee?

  Cause Jeff wants to do mine. Yeah, I love him.

• 1:36:38Speaker 05

  He's done every single one of mine.

• 1:36:39Bobby Lee?

  I love Jeff.

• 1:36:40Speaker 05

  And he'll do the next one too.

• 1:36:41Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:36:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, as a matter of fact, I just worked on a project. I just acted in a project with him that wasn't, I wasn't the star of. And like, I'm, I love Jeff.

• 1:36:50Bobby Lee?

  I love him, okay.

• 1:36:52Speaker 05

  But they were doing notes. I watched the first episode and I was like, oh, this is rough. This is gonna be a rough watch. And then I stopped watching them. I stopped watching edits. I go, you guys take care of it. And Leanne and Jeff would go back and forth and she'd give notes for me and her. And then Jeff would give notes and we'd work to the editor. And one night, I'm laying in bed, it's, it's gotta be during the pandemic. It is during the pandemic. And I listen to Leanne laughing hysterically. And so I get out of bed, I go, what the fuck are you watching? And she's on an iPad. She goes, I'm watching The Cabin. She goes, Donnell and Bobby is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. And I go, wait, I wanna see it. She goes, you haven't looked at it? And I was like, I'm not watching these fucking things. And she, they played it. She played it.

• 1:37:33Speaker 05

  And I was crying laughing. And I was like, whatever. Her and Jeff Tomzick and, and Matt, Matthew and everyone that was involved in it. They worked so hard to get that raw footage so good.

• 1:37:44Bobby Lee?

  We were good too.

• 1:37:45Speaker 05

  We were fucking awesome.

• 1:37:46Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I mean, why would you, I mean, you know what I mean?

• 1:37:48Speaker 05

  But the storytelling in it is very different. It's very different. Because we didn't go into The Cabin with any script. We just literally, they, they were like, four setups and we'll figure it out. And, and I mean, nothing. Like, the beginning episode is me, the beginning of that episode with us is me on that bear, getting a painting done. Bobby walks in, immediately gets naked, gets in front of me. Donnell walks in and walks immediately out.

• 1:38:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:38:12Speaker 05

  And it's so fucking funny.

• 1:38:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:38:13Speaker 05

  The next thing is the three of us doing.

• 1:38:19Speaker 05

  This is, you know, can I tell you, this is before everyone knew about Cold Plunge and Sona. This is before everyone knew about Cold Plunge and Sona. You wouldn't let me in? Okay, yeah.

• 1:38:30Speaker 01

  Why is he wearing a hoodie?

• 1:38:32Speaker 05

  Donnell was, uh, didn't want to be... He was not into it. This was so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What a great night.

• 1:38:38Speaker 03

  There's one thing you, I think you said about, like, was it your dad?

• 1:38:42Speaker 05

  Oh, so funny.

• 1:38:43Speaker 03

  It was so good. Like, really moving.

• 1:38:45Speaker 05

  Oh. Anyway, um... This was, but yeah, so, uh, I just shot the TV show. That'll be out in January. Good. I got a new special, so this is the last time I'm gonna do arenas, cuz I gotta do, I gotta double up the show. So I'll go back to theaters from January until I shoot the special. Okay. And so, uh, I got Red Rocks is October 1st, Indianapolis, Columbus, uh, Yakima. Wow, wow. Yeah, and so, uh, I'm excited. I'm excited to get back on the road.

• 1:39:15Speaker 03

  That's awesome.

• 1:39:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, really excited to get back on the road. Well, guys, um, give Burke Rice a round of applause.

• 1:39:20Speaker 01

  Woo!