Atsuko Okatsuka Shows Us Her Power Hands

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• 1:09Bobby Lee?

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• 1:54Bobby Lee?

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• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's, I like that.

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  Her name is Okska Okatska. She's dumb, no. Her name's Okska Okatsuka is her name.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  Okska Okatsuka. Oh, fuck, man.

• 3:10Speaker 04

  It's so good.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I like, dude, you have the best style.

• 3:19Speaker 04

  Amazing.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know where you get clothes like the way you wear.

• 3:22Speaker 04

  I could see you in these.

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  I know. What's, what, what brand is it?

• 3:25Speaker 04

  They're called Jeffrey Campbell's Bless You. It's a little Smurf shoe, yeah?

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jeffrey Campbell. Well, um, you're gonna have to text me the thing. How much are they? A grand?

• 3:35Speaker 04

  No.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:36Speaker 04

  No, no, no. These are, yeah, these are like, I don't, I think like a hundred.

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well, I'm not gonna wear those then. Yeah.

• 3:44Speaker 04

  If it's about the price.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  It's about price for me.

• 3:46Speaker 04

  You could just put a thousand dollars.

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:48Speaker 04

  Like, as a receipt and then just still keep it on there.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 3:52Speaker 04

  You know what I mean?

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So from, also the top, where do you get that at? Is that leather?

• 3:57Speaker 04

  This one's vegan leather.

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  It's vegan leather.

• 3:59Speaker 04

  Whatever. I don't know.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  It's plastic then.

• 4:01Speaker 04

  Right? Is that what they're?

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:02Speaker 04

  Oh, they should just say that.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:04Speaker 04

  Oh, my God. You got a girl feeling like, oh, I'm wearing. Vegan leather.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:11Speaker 04

  That's vegetable skin.

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  And then your pants, where are they from?

• 4:14Speaker 04

  These are, this skirt is from Acne Studios.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 4:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, this one's Nordstrom, keeping the tag on because I'm returning it after.

• 4:23Bobby Lee?

  You really? Why?

• 4:24Speaker 04

  Yes, because it's just like to give this, give, give it a fresh look.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 4:29Speaker 04

  For the podcast.

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  For a podcast.

• 4:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, for you.

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:32Speaker 04

  Like a good look, sweetie.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  I know, I like it, I like, I like.

• 4:36Speaker 04

  It's more back, thank you, thank you.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  What's up? There she is, hi.

• 4:39Speaker 04

  The queen.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  You guys already know each other, right?

• 4:43Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  You've guys done Trash Tuesdays together?

• 4:46Speaker 04

  We've chatted way more than, I've got to chat with you in my life.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about? We're chat free all the time.

• 4:53Speaker 04

  I don't care. I know, but because of, we've done two episodes of podcasts, that's two hours.

• 4:57Speaker 02

  And also, she did what you refuse to do, which is she performed in the Philippines to, obviously, a sellout crowd.

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:04Speaker 02

  Who loved her, so we're very connected in that way.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Also, I won't sell, I won't sell tickets like her.

• 5:10Speaker 02

  Yes, you will.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I won't sell tickets like her, and that's your way of rubbing it in.

• 5:13Speaker 02

  No, that's not true.

• 5:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, she sold out Finland too, probably, I can't fucking sell tickets there.

• 5:18Speaker 04

  Let's go there together.

• 5:19Speaker 02

  Peter has been asking him to come to the Philippines for a long time.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Peter Kim, good, good try, good try. He's a promoter now?

• 5:28Speaker 04

  You're like, he's Korean, thank you. No, no, no, there's a Peter in the Philippines, probably a lot more Peters, but, you know.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What Peter is this Peter?

• 5:38Speaker 02

  He's the Peter, though.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  Peter Kim's the Peter.

• 5:41Speaker 04

  Around here, it's Peter Kim or bust.

• 5:45Speaker 04

  But around, in this household, no, so, yes, I bet you, you would, people would love you in the Manila. They're so, they're so fun and goofy, like you.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, well, could I say something to you, my friend? I'm a world traveler.

• 5:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, you are.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  And I've been there, okay, many, many times.

• 6:02Speaker 04

  And?

• 6:02Bobby Lee?

  So, and I liked it, and I thought they were jolly and very comfortable creatures.

• 6:06Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 6:09Speaker 04

  Did you fit right in?

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I fit, I'm comfortable, they're comfortable, and we're both creatures, and we felt good in the pod.

• 6:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Together, P, two Ps in a pod.

• 6:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  Right, so, um, you know.

• 6:19Speaker 04

  Speaking of.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  Could I do a song first, though?

• 6:22Speaker 04

  Oh, yes, of course.

• 6:23Speaker 02

  But you know what? You should bust it out as he's singing the song.

• 6:26Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah, sure, go ahead.

• 6:27Speaker 00

  Otsuko, if you want to hear this.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  Otsuko.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  I wrote this for you.

• 6:33Speaker 04

  Yes, sorry, yes, of course.

• 6:34Speaker 00

  She's ready now.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  Otsko Okatsuka, her name.

• 6:43Speaker 03

  That's her name.

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  Pointing fingers at somebody else is her game.

• 6:51Speaker 04

  Hell yeah.

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  Do you know Filipinos? I don't think you do, but I do.

• 6:57Speaker 03

  He does, he does.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:00Speaker 04

  I know Khalyla.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  And I'll use your hand, flip it over and boil an egg.

• 7:10Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  Thank you Gilbert. Thank you for responding with.

• 7:15Speaker 04

  Would you ever get nails like, um, Otsko?

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 7:19Speaker 04

  Look at them, look at them.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean.

• 7:21Speaker 04

  It's a hot dog.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  I know, it's a hot dog, yeah, yeah.

• 7:24Speaker 04

  It's a hot dog.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  That's really nice, but you know what, I do, um, metalwork.

• 7:28Speaker 04

  You do?

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and I, you know, you know, I go to the trenches and I have to, you know, as a job.

• 7:32Speaker 04

  So your hands must be clean.

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  I build dams below and so it would probably get in the way, right? Me and, uh, I may do that as a living.

• 7:38Speaker 04

  Let's see these rough hands.

• 7:40Speaker 02

  He gets gel.

• 7:40Speaker 04

  Oh, oh, you get the gel?

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  But they're chipped and stuff, yeah, yeah.

• 7:43Speaker 04

  Sure, because of the hat, all the handwork you do.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:46Speaker 04

  Sure, yeah. Oh, you too?

• 7:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, mine are natural.

• 7:50Speaker 04

  Well.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you this too, so I'll probably do better handwork than you.

• 7:54Speaker 04

  I, I believe that. Oh, I believe that.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, that came out weird.

• 7:59Speaker 03

  Set of weird.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:01Speaker 04

  I can barely type, I can barely type in these nails, so yeah, I believe you. Hey, hey, we believe you, you're the, you're the handyman.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  All right. How about round of applause for Otsko?

• 8:12Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  She has a Netflix special and a Hulu one now, right?

• 8:16Speaker 04

  I, it's actually HBO.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you have an HBO one?

• 8:19Speaker 04

  I've actually never been on Netflix, baby, but there we were at that Netflix is a joke fest party.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:24Speaker 04

  Oh, wait, or.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't there.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  That was, that, wait, wait, that was her way, that was her way of rubbing it in.

• 8:32Speaker 04

  No, we've talked about this stuff.

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  Stop, stop, stop, stop.

• 8:34Speaker 04

  No, what is it?

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  You know, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. You know I wasn't there, you know I wasn't invited, and yet you went, "I saw you there." That was really good.

• 8:41Speaker 04

  You know what it is?

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  The Hulu one.

• 8:42Speaker 04

  The Hulu one, we were there.

• 8:44Bobby Lee?

  We were there.

• 8:44Speaker 04

  But you know what it is? You know what it is? Because in my head, you're always there. For me...

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really good.

• 8:49Speaker 04

  When there's Asians in comedy, you're there.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So where were you in here?

• 8:54Speaker 00

  He's with all the other Asians.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where were you here?

• 8:56Speaker 04

  We just...

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  There you are there.

• 8:57Speaker 04

  We flocked towards each other. In my head, boom, right behind me.

• 9:00Speaker 00

  Oh, Ken Jeong?

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:02Speaker 00

  Ken Jeong?

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Ken Jeong above.

• 9:04Speaker 04

  Obviously.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Is that Jimmy?

• 9:06Speaker 00

  That's Jimmy.

• 9:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No invite for me.

• 9:08Speaker 00

  Sheng Wang.

• 9:09Speaker 04

  Sheng Wang.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no invite for Papa.

• 9:10Speaker 04

  Here's the thing.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:12Speaker 04

  You know, look, all of us were kind of confused.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  No Santino either.

• 9:16Speaker 04

  We were all confused, okay? And some people probably just said, "No, you know, Ali Wong is a Netflix girl, she's not there."

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but she was actually invited. Eric Griffin is there.

• 9:28Speaker 02

  Bobby, remember Jaime was there.

• 9:30Speaker 00

  Jaime was there.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  Jaime was there.

• 9:32Speaker 04

  How did that happen?

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  My best friend right there.

• 9:34Speaker 00

  Ralph.

• 9:34Speaker 04

  Your best friend. Oh, yeah, right.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  Are you in the photo, Jaime?

• 9:37Speaker 03

  No.

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  Ah, well, that's sad.

• 9:39Speaker 04

  He's taking the photo.

• 9:40Speaker 00

  Miss Pat thought he was a server.

• 9:41Speaker 04

  You're so multi, multi hyphenated.

• 9:43Speaker 03

  Oh, is that, did you have the...

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:46Speaker 04

  Multi hyphenated? That is talented. Did I, did I have the what?

• 9:50Speaker 03

  The pig in the blankets?

• 9:51Speaker 04

  The pig in the blankets. Oh, I think I avoided those, but was it tasty? Those were good. See, here's the thing, Bobby. But in my head, you are there. That's why I said that. It was not to...

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Well, they offered us, me and Andrew, a gig for the festival, and we turned it down.

• 10:06Speaker 04

  I see.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  I think this is their way of going, "Well, then you don't get to come."

• 10:09Speaker 04

  People be petty.

• 10:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:11Speaker 04

  People be petty.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  We were being petty. Yeah, yeah. He is, um...

• 10:14Speaker 04

  Are you hiding the beef...

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, because they're not sponsored by, they don't sponsor, I'm not going to have it on the table.

• 10:18Speaker 04

  Oh, then screw them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I won't bring out the things I brought either, because we're also not sponsored, but they are gifts that I brought.

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  You do this at the, oh, you're Japanese, correct?

• 10:26Speaker 04

  I'm half, yes, yeah.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's get into it.

• 10:28Speaker 04

  I love this, you know, I've seen you tell other people like, oh, you don't know what Asian I am? You don't know, do you? Right? I've seen you do that.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, what are you accusing me of?

• 10:38Speaker 04

  When you challenge other people. Not you, not you, I'm on your side, because the other people don't know what Asian you are.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:44Speaker 04

  Whether it's Theo Von, or...

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, Theo doesn't know what anything is.

• 10:47Speaker 04

  Chinese.

• 10:48Speaker 02

  He doesn't know what Filipinos are. Let's be clear, yeah, he is a Filipino stan.

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  He does, yeah, yeah, but, um, yeah, so you're half Japanese, half Chinese probably.

• 10:57Speaker 04

  Taiwan, Taiwanese.

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  Same thing or no?

• 10:59Speaker 04

  Well, you know, we're trying to be like, Taiwan's strong, you know, we're our own thing. We're trying to be like, we're our own thing.

• 11:05Bobby Lee?

  What's Jimmy?

• 11:06Speaker 04

  Jimmy Oh Yang is, uh, Hong Kong, like Cantonese.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 11:10Speaker 04

  See, I do know all the Asians, tell me, ask, ask me more, quiz me. Ali Wong. She's, um, she's Vietnamese and, uh, oh, shoot, Vietnamese and Chinese.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 11:21Speaker 02

  What about Nora?

• 11:23Speaker 04

  Oh, Nora is Korean and Chinese.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Wow, what's going on? Ken Jeong?

• 11:28Speaker 04

  Ken Jeong is Korean.

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  Full.

• 11:29Speaker 04

  Full.

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:30Speaker 04

  Yeah. Jason Chenney. Jason Chenney is Taiwanese. Taiwanese. Thank you so much.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  So back in my day, we didn't let you go, it was more all Korean.

• 11:38Speaker 04

  Do I win something? Sorry.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was intense. Well, you won my, you won my, uh, I'm very impressed by you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't have that.

• 11:48Speaker 04

  Oh my gosh, this is a terrifying girl. What is that?

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  It's something that Sarah Hyland gave me when we were dating.

• 11:55Speaker 02

  That's incredible, it's so great.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  It's so great. She would get a dollar, how much, go to the bottom of it, how much was that?

• 12:00Speaker 04

  Oh, you keep the prices on it.

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, how much was that?

• 12:03Speaker 04

  It's good, this is a good way to have something over people.

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  What does it say?

• 12:06Speaker 04

  Okay, it's, oh, four dollars.

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:08Speaker 04

  This is what she...

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  That was Christmas.

• 12:10Speaker 04

  And she didn't take it off, and she, the price, and was like, here.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  No, we were at the, no, we were at a thrift store, she goes, do you want this?

• 12:17Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  Then she bought it, she goes, Merry Christmas. But anyway, um...

• 12:20Speaker 04

  Oh, memories, okay, I won't take that.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, you, were you born here, I don't see, I don't know why I don't know much about you.

• 12:28Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 12:29Speaker 04

  Because we've never gotten to chat, that's what I'm saying, Khalyla and I, we've had two whole hours.

• 12:33Speaker 02

  You?

• 12:34Speaker 04

  And we're chatting now, hey, wait, come back, come back. Can you hear that? Can you hear that? Can you hear that? Oh, oh, sorry.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  Very nice. Yeah, you're one of the pale Asians too. Yeah, yeah.

• 12:46Speaker 04

  I never see the sun.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:47Speaker 04

  You, you see me? Oh my god.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so now if you're doing HBO, why, why are you doing this?

• 12:53Speaker 04

  Well, because HBO doesn't have as much of an international reach, you know, it doesn't mean like, so when you do an HBO stand up special.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  So you did HBO first and now you're doing Hulu?

• 13:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:04Speaker 04

  Hulu with Disney Plus, it's internationally, you know, you can watch it.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:08Speaker 04

  And I'm an international comedian in that, you know.

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  Sure.

• 13:11Speaker 04

  People know me internationally, so it was very important for me to be able to do that.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What a great lineup though. Killers on that.

• 13:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, on our lineup?

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, our, our, our first year Hulu, this is, this is our graduating class. What do you think?

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love it. Also on top of it, it's like, you know, Mateo Lane, bro, you're not, Netflix, you're not gonna give him whatever he wants.

• 13:31Speaker 02

  Insane.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  It's insane. He's a beast.

• 13:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, for real. Everything's kind of like, maybe, you know, everything you thought, throw it away. That's kind of, that's kind of the vibe.

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  But if you, if ICE took you, I think there would be a revolt.

• 13:43Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  It would be international news. I think me and Andrew would be there with our signs.

• 13:47Speaker 04

  Wow, that's very sweet.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and then, and with our explosives as well, you know what I mean? Who knows?

• 13:51Speaker 04

  Oh my goodness, then, then you'll also be deported too.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 13:56Speaker 00

  For terrorism.

• 13:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, we'll both be in El Salvador.

• 13:59Speaker 02

  Really funny image though, you and Atsuko at Seacott.

• 14:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that'd be cool.

• 14:04Speaker 04

  Oh, and they, they say we're twins or something?

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:07Speaker 04

  Or they think we're both Bobby Lee or something? By the way, I've been called that a lot.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 14:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know what I would do?

• 14:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  I would smuggle in a Farrah Fawcett poster and also a little, a little rock chipper, right? And then we could do a fucking Shawshank Redemption and get the fuck out of there.

• 14:20Speaker 04

  Oh my goodness, yes.

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  What do you think?

• 14:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Like Andy Frayn. I would put like little pebbles inside my pants and walk out in the yard and do what he did. What would, what would you, what would you do to get us out of there?

• 14:30Speaker 04

  I would, well, during lunch, I would be keeping the Ziploc bags, right?

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  What Ziploc bags? For what? Were your Lunchables?

• 14:38Speaker 04

  For our valuables that we're gonna swim with.

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you need, yeah. Let's talk about what we need.

• 14:45Speaker 04

  Right?

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  We need a rope?

• 14:46Speaker 04

  We need a rope.

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:48Speaker 04

  That's, that's up to you to secure, okay?

• 14:50Speaker 02

  That's not an easy thing to conceal, rope.

• 14:54Speaker 04

  Well.

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  No, what you do is.

• 14:55Speaker 04

  Up our butt, right?

• 14:57Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, that's it.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Right up your asshole.

• 15:00Speaker 04

  Me and you.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Very good, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:02Speaker 04

  Right? So you can put half of it, I do the other half.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  No, we.

• 15:06Speaker 00

  You guys are butt to butt. Your butt to butt.

• 15:08Speaker 04

  Well, we're doing it together, are we in it or not?

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  We use the same, we are, no, we'll, I'll put jam whatever in my butt.

• 15:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  The rock hammer's in my butt.

• 15:15Speaker 04

  We want to escape.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I have the rock hammer, I've got all the pebbles and stuff like that, I have the ferrophosphono.

• 15:19Speaker 04

  I got the ziploc bag.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  That fills my butt.

• 15:22Speaker 04

  Yeah. You're busy.

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:24Speaker 04

  You are fat.

• 15:24Speaker 02

  I think more can fit.

• 15:25Speaker 04

  You have no.

• 15:26Speaker 02

  Let's add more.

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  You think a ferrophosphono, a rock hammer, pebbles.

• 15:30Speaker 02

  More.

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  You think I could put more in my butt?

• 15:32Speaker 02

  I, absolutely.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  What else?

• 15:33Speaker 04

  She knows you better than I do, okay?

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  What else you think I could fit in my butt?

• 15:36Speaker 02

  Your own fist.

• 15:38Speaker 04

  Well, a little bit of that rope.

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  A little bit of rope, yeah, yeah, but then you get the rest.

• 15:42Speaker 04

  I, I got my.

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  Plastic bag.

• 15:44Speaker 04

  I got the Ziploc bag.

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:45Speaker 04

  For our phones.

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and our clo, we don't have phones, dude.

• 15:48Speaker 02

  Can I present the problem?

• 15:49Speaker 04

  That's how people TikToking out of prison.

• 15:51Speaker 00

  Oh, that's true.

• 15:52Speaker 02

  Oh, that's true.

• 15:53Speaker 04

  Hello?

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  Hello?

• 15:54Speaker 04

  Hello, have we forgotten about our influencers?

• 15:57Speaker 02

  I need to present the problem.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:59Speaker 02

  The reason that Bobby cannot be an effective mule or carrier for anything is because he poos too many times in a day.

• 16:05Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 16:06Speaker 02

  He's not a once a day guy, so for you to be like, okay, travel time is 24 hours, you cannot shit in this time.

• 16:11Speaker 04

  Dang.

• 16:12Speaker 02

  It's impossible for him.

• 16:13Speaker 04

  Oh, hold on, so it's up to me?

• 16:14Speaker 02

  It's up.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no.

• 16:16Speaker 04

  This is because I get, you know.

• 16:17Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you something right now? You're so silly right now.

• 16:20Speaker 02

  What?

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  And you're foolish.

• 16:21Speaker 02

  Why?

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Because, you know, I don't know if you know this, and you've, we've known each other for a very long time.

• 16:24Speaker 02

  You haven't shit in a while.

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  I haven't shit in a while, and also too, my, they call my little poo strands, little Ethan Hunts. So what, what's gonna happen is, my poo will, mission impossible it. I'll have the stuff in my butthole, but the ta ta ta ta, around.

• 16:38Speaker 00

  Laser.

• 16:38Speaker 02

  Around.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  Around all the things that are in my butt. And they'll come out at the sides, trust me.

• 16:44Speaker 04

  So, okay.

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  Right, I have communication with them.

• 16:45Speaker 04

  You hear that, you silly little girl? You silly little girl. You thought you knew.

• 16:52Speaker 02

  I probably.

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  Bam bam bam bam.

• 16:53Speaker 02

  You would have to repack the rope and repack the poster every time.

• 16:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't know.

• 16:58Speaker 02

  Six times a day.

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  Here's the thing, though.

• 17:00Speaker 04

  But how about through the mouth? We forget there's another hole.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. There's nose holes, too.

• 17:05Speaker 04

  You need to breathe.

• 17:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but also, I would be the lead in the shit river.

• 17:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, you would.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  Because, you know, they escaped through a shit sewer.

• 17:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  Remember, it was a tube full of prison shit.

• 17:21Speaker 04

  Oh, we're still talking about Shawshank.

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, how we're gonna escape ICE.

• 17:26Speaker 04

  Right, when we go, when we get, yeah.

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're there too?

• 17:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, then you're the front then.

• 17:32Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 17:33Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 17:34Speaker 04

  Because.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  Because he'll, he'll.

• 17:36Speaker 04

  You have a slippery or, do you have like a, maybe, yeah.

• 17:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, just put like oil on me.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, of your head, your head's very tube-like.

• 17:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, my head's too flat at the top.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna shave your head.

• 17:47Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna shave your head for this, but um.

• 17:50Speaker 04

  I love it.

• 17:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:51Speaker 04

  It'll still be the, from, from the sun, I'll still have the shape of the bowl cut.

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:01Speaker 04

  It never got sun, anyway, go ahead.

• 18:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:03Speaker 03

  You know, this is real.

• 18:05Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 18:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, what's?

• 18:07Speaker 04

  Oh, no, I was like, and we'll throw, and we'll throw to Hime. Okay, really quick, and throw to Hime.

• 18:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's real?

• 18:13Speaker 04

  This is real.

• 18:14Speaker 03

  What's, what's real? Um, that, that, that producer trying to make this show to compete, to compete for his citizenship?

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, you know about that.

• 18:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:25Speaker 03

  It's crazy, right?

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  The government's trying to do that, you know that?

• 18:28Speaker 04

  I know this, tell me more, Hime.

• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell us more, because we don't know much about politics.

• 18:32Speaker 03

  You know about it.

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  And then, I do, but I wanna know if you know.

• 18:34Speaker 04

  It sounds like a reality show.

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:36Speaker 03

  Yeah. What, what company, DHS?

• 18:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so they wanna do a competition show that, you know, illegal people can do a competition to get a green card.

• 18:49Speaker 04

  That's so fucked, okay, wow.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's like the government doing it.

• 18:54Speaker 04

  Huh.

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  Proposing it, I think.

• 18:56Speaker 04

  Okay, so it's like athletics or something?

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  Look it up.

• 18:59Speaker 00

  It's called the celebration of being an American.

• 19:02Bobby Lee?

  It's a show, right?

• 19:03Speaker 04

  It's not just American Ninja Warrior?

• 19:07Speaker 02

  Is it gonna be like a Squid Games and then you get citizenship at the end of it?

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and the rest of them dies.

• 19:15Bobby Lee?

  Let's elevate it.

• 19:16Speaker 03

  No, they were trying to compare it to the Hunger Games.

• 19:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, oh my god, dang, cuz you're gamifying, yeah, you're gamifying immigration.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, the world that we're gonna live in in the next couple of years, I don't know about it. I mean, I know George is all for it, but it's, George is all for it.

• 19:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, but he's like, you know.

• 19:33Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 19:34Speaker 02

  Standard and white.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  He's safe.

• 19:36Speaker 04

  Maybe he's one of the prizes at the end, you marry George.

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  That's not a prize! That's not a prize, lady!

• 19:44Speaker 04

  Hey, life isn't fair and so are reality games.

• 19:47Bobby Lee?

  That's definitely a consequence.

• 19:50Bobby Lee?

  That's definitely not a good thing.

• 19:52Speaker 04

  You think all people love the prizes they win after every reality show?

• 19:57Speaker 03

  That's true.

• 19:57Bobby Lee?

  All right, a new car! That's good. George Camel! No cheers.

• 20:04Speaker 04

  Oh my gosh.

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  You just hear somebody like, you know.

• 20:07Speaker 04

  Crying?

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  Crying, yeah.

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  I'd be blowing you as a prize, like blowing Trump as a prize, I think.

• 20:14Speaker 04

  There's no blowing.

• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm sorry, I'm extended, I thought I was a producer on this show.

• 20:20Speaker 04

  This is how we find out Bobby's, Bobby's like definition of marriage is like, well, you gotta blow them every day.

• 20:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, I can't come through that, and that's an honest truth.

• 20:30Speaker 04

  You can't, oh, come through that.

• 20:31Speaker 02

  My Bell's palsy glitched so hard.

• 20:35Speaker 02

  My face went back to paralysis.

• 20:38Speaker 04

  From remembering that?

• 20:39Speaker 02

  From remembering, I was like, oh no.

• 20:44Speaker 04

  We have no skills.

• 20:45Bobby Lee?

  I've just never been, and I love when women go, oh, I'm the best. And then 30 minutes in, you know what I mean, they have like arthritis with the face and, you know what I mean? Locked jaw, and they're like, I can't do it, yeah, yeah. Anyway, you know, I'm complex.

• 20:58Speaker 02

  That's marriage.

• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:01Speaker 02

  That's such a young girl's game to say, I'm the best, I can get you there, oh, why would you even try?

• 21:06Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I've had four women say that, oh, you don't know. And then they do it, I'm like, do you know now? I guess I do know.

• 21:16Speaker 04

  You do the same speech, you're like, oh, you silly little girl. Thought you had me.

• 21:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:22Speaker 04

  You don't know the thing.

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  This is some mental, this is all trauma, years of trauma.

• 21:26Speaker 04

  You're like, first of all, you don't know the things I'm carrying up my butt right now.

• 21:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But also, I think it has to do with just years of just like, I don't know what it is.

• 21:36Speaker 02

  What?

• 21:36Bobby Lee?

  Why you can't.

• 21:38Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. I think you're just desensitized.

• 21:41Bobby Lee?

  Is your balls policy really happening right now?

• 22:01Bobby Lee?

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• 22:35Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 22:35Bobby Lee?

  This combo acts fast and it lasts.

• 22:37Speaker 00

  What kind of sounds will you be making?

• 22:41Bobby Lee?

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• 23:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  And I like playing games and I like winning. I'm a winner dude.

• 23:38Speaker 03

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• 23:39Bobby Lee?

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• 23:41Speaker 03

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• 23:47Speaker 03

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• 24:44Speaker 02

  He just desensitized.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  Is your balls palsy really happening right now?

• 24:48Speaker 02

  It's never not happening.

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  It's completely gone.

• 24:51Speaker 02

  It's not.

• 24:51Speaker 04

  It's Bell's palsy?

• 24:56Speaker 04

  You're still thinking about your stuff. Is your balls, your balls still blue?

• 25:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm sorry.

• 25:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, come back.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:05Speaker 04

  See you and back.

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  Would you say you were working class Asian or elite Asian? Cause you look elite to me.

• 25:12Speaker 04

  Oh, thank you so much. I mean, isn't that what we're all trying to look like?

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm more.

• 25:18Speaker 04

  I was telling him I still have the tag on this top before you came in, I think. Yeah.

• 25:23Bobby Lee?

  Let's do a game.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  Working class or elite Asian in comedy? So I'm gonna throw you, we're gonna throw some names out. See who's elite, who's working class.

• 25:37Speaker 02

  I have a question.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:39Speaker 02

  I have a question.

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:40Speaker 02

  Working class now or?

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  No, not with the money.

• 25:45Speaker 02

  No, I mean where they came from or where they're at right now?

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  It's, you could just tell, even though, even though I've had some success in my life.

• 25:53Speaker 02

  You're salt mine Asian.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm salt mine Asian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:57Speaker 02

  No, okay, I get the game.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like my finger, yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, I'm salty.

• 26:01Speaker 02

  The thumbs, oh my god.

• 26:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:03Speaker 02

  Salt mine.

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, salt mine for sure.

• 26:06Speaker 04

  Come back.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  I'll come, we'll come back.

• 26:09Speaker 04

  No, no, come back.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, alright.

• 26:12Speaker 04

  You're both triggering each other.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  Welcome back from the commercial break, okay? Number one, so who's gonna throw the Asians? I can't be, because I'm gonna be a contestant.

• 26:23Speaker 00

  Alright, we'll start with number one.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  Do an accent, please.

• 26:26Speaker 00

  Alright, we'll start off on my number one.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 26:29Speaker 00

  Ronnie Chang, please discuss.

• 26:32Speaker 02

  Oh, yes.

• 26:33Bobby Lee?

  Elite, elite, elite, elite, elite.

• 26:36Speaker 02

  Elite.

• 26:37Speaker 00

  Give some context for the audience, why do you think that?

• 26:39Bobby Lee?

  Uh.

• 26:39Speaker 04

  Well, he's Singapore.

• 26:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  He's Singapore, right?

• 26:42Speaker 02

  He's that, he's elite.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 26:44Speaker 03

  Cause he's funny.

• 26:46Speaker 00

  So all elite Asians are funny?

• 26:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.

• 26:48Speaker 02

  Elite, elite.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  He's so elite, it's just the way he is.

• 26:51Speaker 02

  Also like educated.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:53Speaker 04

  He went to law school.

• 26:54Speaker 02

  Australia, right?

• 26:56Speaker 04

  Australia.

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  He also, when we hug, he does like a head rub on the back.

• 26:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  Just a slight one, like, you know what I mean? It's pretty good.

• 27:03Speaker 02

  But Singapore, Malaysia, those two, it's just elite.

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um, elite, we all got elite? Go ahead.

• 27:09Speaker 04

  He's Malaysia, but he was able to go to school in Singapore, that's.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he knows two languages, or probably three even.

• 27:15Speaker 04

  Oh, I do too, but for different reasons, because of a broken family.

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. Okay, very good.

• 27:20Speaker 00

  Number two, Jimmy Oh Yay, please discuss.

• 27:25Speaker 04

  Elite.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  Elite.

• 27:26Speaker 04

  When, when your parents love you so much that your father not only embraced the career you got into, but also he became an actor too?

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I saw, I saw.

• 27:37Speaker 04

  So for fun, okay, then you're comfortable.

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  Also, he only does white girls.

• 27:42Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's very elitist.

• 27:44Speaker 02

  I feel like the opposite, I feel like Asian guys who only date Asian women are the ultimate, like, elite.

• 27:51Speaker 04

  Mmm, there's that too.

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, argue your point, please.

• 27:55Speaker 02

  Think about it.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  I am thinking.

• 27:57Speaker 04

  Think harder.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  I'll think, I'll think.

• 28:00Speaker 02

  Because they have a lot.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, you know what's going on here, dude? Because you guys have a relationship, I feel like I'm in the corner.

• 28:06Speaker 02

  You're not in the corner.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  Jaime and Gilbert, I need you guys to back me up here for a second.

• 28:10Speaker 00

  Oh, I'm the host.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 28:12Speaker 04

  It's because we have less things. You have like a keyboard, you have like weapons.

• 28:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:16Speaker 02

  Can I tell you why my explanation?

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go.

• 28:19Speaker 02

  There is no, uh, self hatred. They see an Asian woman and think that is top tier. Their own kind is top tier.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 28:27Speaker 02

  You guys have a self hatred, so you think like white woman is like...

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  So I'm gonna go Jimmy Oh Yang, working class.

• 28:34Speaker 02

  Well, based on that?

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  I think based on that, maybe, is that possible?

• 28:37Speaker 04

  I only base it off on, do they look like they were loved a lot?

• 28:41Speaker 02

  That is true.

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah. He is, he is elite.

• 28:43Speaker 02

  Elite, he's elite.

• 28:44Speaker 04

  That's kind of what I'm basing it off.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll tell you why.

• 28:46Speaker 04

  By the way, these are all our friends and we love you very much.

• 28:49Speaker 00

  Good time, good time.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  That's out of your mouth, but my point is is that, I also, I have a point of view too. Is is that, I'll tell you why Jimmy's elite. I bailed on a gig for his, he was playing some big plays in LA and I had a conflict, so I didn't... And he hasn't texted me back since.

• 29:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, he doesn't need you.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  He's elite. He's elite.

• 29:07Speaker 00

  Back him up, baby, back him up.

• 29:09Speaker 04

  But something, okay, okay.

• 29:10Speaker 02

  He said, "Cool if you do, cool if you don't, I'm fine."

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  No, it was more like having a grudge.

• 29:15Speaker 00

  Well, you know, we know, we know why.

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 29:17Speaker 00

  You didn't show up to his show.

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I had another show.

• 29:21Speaker 02

  Oh, but you, you had said yes.

• 29:23Speaker 00

  Yes, to his forum show.

• 29:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  His forum show, at the forum, yeah, yeah.

• 29:27Speaker 04

  Right, right, right, yeah.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, next, next Asian.

• 29:30Speaker 00

  All right, taking it back, this is a trailblazer in the community, all American girl, Margaret Cho.

• 29:35Bobby Lee?

  Working class.

• 29:36Speaker 02

  Working class.

• 29:36Bobby Lee?

  Working class, working class, working class, working class.

• 29:38Speaker 02

  Why we love her.

• 29:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, she, her and I are very similar. We have the same kind of diseases, we have the same kind of, really do, really do.

• 29:48Speaker 04

  Yes, right, the sobriety.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we have the same kind of like, um, grudges. We have the same kind of Korean family that we came from. Her parents were like a small business owner, you know what I mean? And, um, I think, um, yeah, I could see her and I in the rice fields.

• 30:04Speaker 00

  All right, this comic, uh, half Filipino, you've seen him everywhere in stadiums, but he had humble beginnings, Joe Coy.

• 30:12Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, I was gonna say.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  Working class, baby!

• 30:15Speaker 02

  Didn't he have to clean dolphin shit?

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, tiger shit. Yeah, when you're cleaning tiger shit, you're working class.

• 30:22Speaker 04

  How big is that? Probably big. Tiger poop.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  Bigger than human poop.

• 30:26Speaker 04

  Right?

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:27Speaker 04

  Huge.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  I think maybe Jaime's rivals it, but you know what I mean? Your dumps, yeah, yeah, but, you know.

• 30:33Speaker 03

  I'll take one poop a day, not like you.

• 30:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, whoa, slam, ow! What?

• 30:41Speaker 05

  One?

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  I do two a day, woo!

• 30:43Speaker 04

  But it could be bigger. It's probably bigger because it's one time.

• 30:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, very good, very good point. God, you are Asian.

• 30:50Speaker 04

  I'm so excited!

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:52Speaker 04

  Yeah!

• 30:52Speaker 00

  All right, this next comic allegedly was, got into a fistfight with Bobby Lee in San Francisco. This is Ken Jeong.

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, I have my answer.

• 31:01Speaker 02

  I think Elite.

• 31:02Speaker 04

  Right? I mean, Doctor, yeah, I'm just gonna think that means, maybe.

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  Working class.

• 31:07Speaker 04

  Oh, is that right?

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:09Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  He's a smart one.

• 31:10Speaker 02

  But how did he, he was able to afford like med school and stuff?

• 31:14Bobby Lee?

  He's a hard worker, but I just know his sensibilities in terms of comedy. And he, he's worked, okay, close your eyes. Everyone, close your eyes.

• 31:23Speaker 02

  I only can close one. Balls, balls.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 31:26Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  So imagine, take off the, um, the label of Doctor from Ken.

• 31:33Speaker 04

  Right.

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  Now, it's, what, take his shirt off, in your mind.

• 31:36Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  You're right.

• 31:38Speaker 04

  Wait, hold on.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know how Asians sit, like, like to sit down, then going down, you know, I don't know how to explain it. Would they, right?

• 31:46Speaker 04

  Is this foreplay? Wait, hold on.

• 31:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, there we go.

• 31:49Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  Here we go. Look at the photo.

• 31:51Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  All right, right, he's sitting there, right?

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  You don't know this guy. What would he be doing?

• 31:58Speaker 02

  Elite stuff.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no.

• 32:00Speaker 00

  Really?

• 32:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 32:01Speaker 04

  In my head, yeah, because, you know, like, rich people kinda are like, I just need shorts.

• 32:06Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 32:07Speaker 04

  I don't need a show.

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  Um, no, I see him catching frogs to put into a little bowl, so he can sell it on his market.

• 32:12Speaker 00

  Catching frogs, specifically?

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:15Speaker 02

  Like the pigeons?

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, at five in the morning, he wakes up and catches the frogs.

• 32:20Speaker 02

  We're split, we're split.

• 32:21Speaker 00

  I can see that.

• 32:21Speaker 04

  You know?

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, okay, that's a split.

• 32:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:25Speaker 04

  But, you know.

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  Is that it?

• 32:26Speaker 00

  Okay, no, we have more.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  We do?

• 32:28Speaker 00

  We got some, uh...

• 32:28Speaker 04

  Yes, things have changed, sweetie, it's not just you and Margaret anymore. We have a whole list!

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:33Speaker 04

  You should be crying. You should be crying of happiness.

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm so happy.

• 32:37Speaker 00

  We have some youngsters here. We have the Sherri Cola.

• 32:41Speaker 02

  Oh, working class.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Elite.

• 32:43Speaker 00

  Bobby has a new elite method.

• 32:45Speaker 02

  No, working class.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Elite.

• 32:47Speaker 02

  No, six to six.

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  Elite.

• 32:50Speaker 00

  And we've got the tiebreaker of Otsuko.

• 32:53Speaker 04

  So she went to Arcadia High School.

• 32:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, SGV.

• 32:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, is Arcadia High School not the one that's nice?

• 33:00Speaker 02

  I mean, I think SGV in general is like a working class Asian town.

• 33:04Speaker 04

  Arcadia is very expensive though.

• 33:06Speaker 02

  It is, it is.

• 33:07Speaker 04

  El Monte and stuff is like.

• 33:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're right.

• 33:09Speaker 04

  So I'm not sure. I know her mom like owns a restaurant or something like that, but I don't know. Should we call her? I'm just kidding. I don't know. Yeah.

• 33:16Speaker 00

  Why do you say elite Bobby?

• 33:18Speaker 03

  Who is she?

• 33:19Speaker 02

  She's a stand-up and she also is a comedic actress.

• 33:23Bobby Lee?

  She's now a part of that group.

• 33:25Speaker 02

  I love Sherri. Sherri's the best.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  We've had her on this pod. She's family to me.

• 33:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And I don't want to mention why I think that she's elite. Because I don't want to cut it out.

• 33:35Speaker 04

  You wanted to play this game?

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know. My answer is still elite.

• 33:39Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't have to have an answer.

• 33:41Speaker 00

  Russell Peters.

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  Working class.

• 33:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay. I know the least about her.

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  Working class. Move on.

• 33:48Speaker 00

  Two more. Aziz Ansari.

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  Elite.

• 33:51Speaker 03

  Elite.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Elite.

• 33:52Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Last one?

• 33:53Speaker 00

  And the last one is Ali Wong.

• 33:57Speaker 02

  Ooh, that's a tough one.

• 33:58Speaker 04

  I'm gonna guess.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm saying working class.

• 34:00Speaker 04

  Yeah? Oh, really? I wouldn't have.

• 34:03Speaker 02

  I want to say elite.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 34:04Speaker 02

  Just because.

• 34:06Speaker 00

  But you've known her, right?

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  I've known her for years and she is.

• 34:13Speaker 04

  Are you okay? Come back.

• 34:15Speaker 00

  Bell pulses.

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  The ball's pulsing. No, I'm getting emotional almost.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  She's down.

• 34:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  And she will.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  She's somebody that will, you know, um, go down punching with you.

• 34:31Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  And that, my friend, is working class.

• 34:34Speaker 04

  Oh, that's incredible.

• 34:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I believe that about Ally. And I didn't for many years. But now I have a completely different, you know what I mean? I think she's just so fucking cool.

• 34:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  And, um, she is, um, so funny, so cool, and to me, Awkwafina, we didn't say.

• 34:51Speaker 04

  Awkwafina, well, she is working class.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, working class, yeah, yeah.

• 34:55Speaker 05

  Dumbfounded.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  Working, even not even homeless. Yeah, yeah, they're not even, he's not even working. Yeah, yeah, he's homeless class.

• 35:02Speaker 04

  He lives outside?

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:04Speaker 04

  Well, that's why he's always roaming in Koreatown.

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  Roaming.

• 35:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, roaming.

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  Coniving.

• 35:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, wherever, oh.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sneaky.

• 35:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:13Speaker 04

  He could look like he just lives at the bars or something.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, right, right. Yeah, yeah. He is definitely, um, homeless. You know what I mean? But he's got talent.

• 35:21Speaker 04

  He's with the people. That's the peoples.

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  But with working class, it has nothing to do with your talent. I think they are both groups, two groups of people that have something in their, either they can walk through fear easy. Because this is not an easy job that we do. It's a very fucking brutal and depressing, especially the entry of it all.

• 35:41Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Like, what was it like when the beginning for you?

• 35:44Speaker 04

  Oh, my gosh.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  You started in L.A.?

• 35:46Speaker 04

  I started in L.A., yeah.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow. The open mics?

• 35:50Speaker 04

  Um, yeah, I actually took a, a class in comedy because I didn't, I was like...

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  Who was the teacher?

• 35:56Speaker 04

  Uh, Lisa Sunstead. It was like all female comedy class. Because I know myself. Yeah, you know her. Yeah.

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  Well, I...

• 36:03Speaker 04

  You're like, we're gonna have to cut this.

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I don't want to cut it up because I do love her. You know, Lisa and I both, you know, she's a sober person.

• 36:10Speaker 04

  Yes, yeah, also, yeah.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but she also one time really, you know, did something. Not because of her specifically, but there was a situation and, um, I've let it go and I do love her.

• 36:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:21Bobby Lee?

  And that's all I'm, I want to say about that.

• 36:23Speaker 04

  Hey, you've been...

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  Why do you laugh?

• 36:25Speaker 04

  You've seen it all.

• 36:26Speaker 05

  I want to hear this story. I don't, I think this is a story I haven't heard yet.

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you've heard it.

• 36:29Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  This is a legendary story that she's sort of a part of it, but I don't think she's privy to it, but

• 36:34Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  But since she's involved, I can't separate the resentment. Yeah.

• 36:40Speaker 04

  No, that makes sense.

• 36:41Bobby Lee?

  Working class thoughts.

• 36:42Speaker 04

  Working class thoughts.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  Oh, that might be it. Like, working class has resentment.

• 36:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, that's what it is.

• 36:49Speaker 02

  And then the elite have like, can't be bothered. They're already just.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:54Speaker 02

  I can have it all. I can walk through it all.

• 36:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:57Speaker 02

  Unbothered.

• 36:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying to become elite, to be honest.

• 37:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, but that's the thing. That's why you'll always be working class.

• 37:03Speaker 04

  Look at all the drinks you're surrounded by. Oh.

• 37:06Speaker 00

  It's elite.

• 37:07Speaker 02

  Bobby, I just read this thing that like, all your Red Bull and all of that can cause blood cancers.

• 37:13Speaker 04

  Ooh.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  Woo!

• 37:15Speaker 00

  Drinks two a day.

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Blood cancers?

• 37:17Speaker 02

  Blood cancer.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 37:19Speaker 04

  Oh dang, that one sounds general.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing right now?

• 37:21Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 37:23Speaker 02

  I'm just trying to warn a friend, a loved one.

• 37:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, God.

• 37:27Speaker 04

  She's the, her thing is like the warning person and your thing is like, how far can we push the limit?

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:34Speaker 04

  And I'm kinda in the middle like, oh, I'll do a little bit of both.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:37Speaker 02

  But you guys are kind of cool in that you look very like, quaffed and put together and Bobby kinda looks more disheveled, but you're very similar in that you don't really know how to adult.

• 37:46Speaker 04

  So, deadpan, when you say that.

• 37:50Speaker 04

  And Bobby's just kinda disheveled, but you know, but what's great about you is.

• 37:55Speaker 02

  But you're both, you both don't know how to like, adult very well, right?

• 37:58Speaker 04

  Oh, no, no.

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  What does adult mean?

• 38:00Speaker 04

  Like, we're babies, right?

• 38:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:02Speaker 04

  We're big babies.

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  We're babies.

• 38:03Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, I'm a baby.

• 38:06Speaker 04

  Babies think I'm one of them.

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:07Speaker 04

  Because of my hair.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. There's a confusion about you, I think.

• 38:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, oh, yeah.

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  At the Hulu party downstairs in the basement, I looked at you from across the party.

• 38:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  And there was a confused look on your face.

• 38:17Speaker 04

  You were like, this bitch does not know.

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  You literally did five circles.

• 38:23Bobby Lee?

  Like, looking for, I don't know what you were doing.

• 38:25Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  But I was sitting there with Frankie Cunones and we're just standing there. I go, look at her. She's doing five circles for no reason.

• 38:33Speaker 04

  I will. Oh, my gosh. That's why I needed to take a stand-up class because I'm someone who will go to an open mic and go missing.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 38:41Speaker 04

  Never be seen again.

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 38:43Speaker 04

  I know, I at least knew that about myself.

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:45Speaker 04

  Because I will, oh, my gosh, the, just not too long ago, I was going to the West Side Comedy Club. You have to pass alleys to go there in Santa Monica.

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I like that place.

• 38:54Speaker 04

  In the dark, some man just goes, hey. And I go, hi. I go and hug him.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:00Speaker 04

  I look up and he's like, hello. I was like, oh, I don't know you.

• 39:06Speaker 04

  Oh, you're my captor.

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:08Speaker 04

  Oh, I didn't know.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you must.

• 39:09Speaker 04

  So I ran. I was like, I'm so sorry. I thought you were like a comedian I knew.

• 39:14Speaker 04

  It was just the man who said hi. I'll just hug anyone.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 39:17Speaker 04

  Because.

• 39:17Bobby Lee?

  That's dangerous.

• 39:18Speaker 04

  I want everyone to feel seen, right?

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 39:21Speaker 04

  I have an issue, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't, you know.

• 39:24Speaker 04

  Right, so I would, that's why I took a class where it's all women, you know, weekly, we're meeting at a house, the teachers.

• 39:31Bobby Lee?

  Do you still talk to Lisa?

• 39:32Speaker 04

  I, uh, we just recently reconnected, yes.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  In what way?

• 39:36Speaker 04

  Uh, in that like she's texted and called and I go, oh, hello.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  Is she going like, can you, because if I was a comedy teacher.

• 39:45Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  Right, and you took my class, you'd be at all my flyers.

• 39:49Speaker 04

  Yes, so she, yeah, like, hey, do you want to do my show? Yeah, yeah.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and did you say yes or no?

• 39:53Speaker 04

  I haven't said yes.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  You won't, you're not gonna say yes?

• 39:57Speaker 04

  Bobby.

• 39:58Bobby Lee?

  She don't say yes. She's a leadess.

• 40:01Speaker 00

  A leadess.

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  She don't say yes.

• 40:04Speaker 04

  Oh, no, no, I said, I did say yes to one of them. I'm actually waiting for like the details on that or something like that.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:12Bobby Lee?

  Working.

• 40:12Speaker 04

  Hmm, working.

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:15Speaker 02

  I think, ah, yeah, I'm for sure.

• 40:16Speaker 00

  I worked at a, I worked at a deli.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he's working class, for sure.

• 40:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:20Bobby Lee?

  Because he, um,

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  I know he is because we're close. Yeah, Gilbert and I, um, I think he's, that's why I like him so much.

• 40:30Speaker 04

  My right.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I feel comfortable around him.

• 40:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and he, um.

• 40:34Speaker 00

  How do you feel about Alex?

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love him too. He's working class for sure. Um.

• 40:38Speaker 00

  What about me?

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  Well, yes, that's, yes, I love you, okay?

• 40:41Speaker 00

  Khalyla, working.

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, working class.

• 40:43Speaker 04

  Well, we all want your approval now. What about me?

• 40:45Speaker 02

  What, yeah, we.

• 40:46Speaker 04

  What about us? What about me?

• 40:48Speaker 02

  Just because I know your, your family history, um, you're for sure working class. You don't look it, but like just because your family history is pretty like crazy and intense.

• 40:57Speaker 04

  Hmm, hmm, hmm.

• 40:58Bobby Lee?

  If you took Lisa Sunset's comedy class, you're working class for sure. Yeah, so, um, yeah, I think you're working class. I think we can get there. I think we can get there. I think we can get there, yeah, but, um, also Gilbert is honest. Like, I was in, um, Tom Segura's

• 41:14Speaker 03

  Oh, God, don't put me out there.

• 41:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was in Tom Segura's, uh, sketch show.

• 41:18Speaker 03

  Great.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  It called, um, Bad Thoughts on Netflix.

• 41:21Speaker 04

  Yes, it's out now, yes, yeah.

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  And, um, there's not been a single, there hasn't been a single remark about my sketch.

• 41:30Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 41:30Bobby Lee?

  Right? Like, usually when I'm in something, they go, "Great job in this." Got nothing. So I had Gilbert watch it over the weekend, and he came to me and he had a little blush on his face. He was blushing.

• 41:43Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 41:43Bobby Lee?

  And he looked and he goes, and I go, "Okay, I understand."

• 41:49Speaker 04

  Wow, you just have a shorthand.

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I refuse to watch it.

• 41:52Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

  I get scared. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, thank you so much for being brutal.

• 41:57Speaker 04

  Wow, but that's what you need.

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  I need brutal brutality, yeah, yeah. I don't like, you know what I mean, "Oh, you were good."

• 42:03Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's so scary.

• 42:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:05Speaker 04

  So scary. Acting is like, you have the least amount of control too, you know?

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:09Speaker 04

  You just don't know which, you're like, "I did really good in those other takes, how come that's not the one?"

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  I know, I wish I could choose.

• 42:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. Or like, you're not in it at all, yeah.

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you've been cut out of things?

• 42:19Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, like, scenes will get shorter and shorter.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 42:22Speaker 04

  And you're like, "Excuse me, we shot, I'm pretty sure it was a thirty minute scene."

• 42:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:26Speaker 04

  Right, right, yeah.

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  Or they cut you out of it and then they put you in the DVD release.

• 42:30Speaker 04

  Oh, my gosh, wow.

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, Paul. I was in a movie called Paul with Paul's, uh,

• 42:36Speaker 03

  You were in there?

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 42:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, Paul? You weren't in there.

• 42:40Speaker 04

  In the extended cut, he was.

• 42:42Speaker 03

  He was?

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. In the extended cut, I am.

• 42:44Speaker 03

  You got in.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  I play valet in the extended cut.

• 42:47Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, you did.

• 42:48Speaker 04

  And that's

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, do you literally remember that or no?

• 42:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, now that's your extended version, yes.

• 42:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:55Speaker 03

  I do have it.

• 42:56Bobby Lee?

  You saw both versions?

• 42:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:58Speaker 04

  He's like, "Now that I extended mine," he's like, "Now that I"

• 43:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, you had more scenes on Pineapple Express on the extended cut.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  I know, in the extended, yeah, so I'm, I'm extended cut guy. This is not good for theatrical release, you know what I mean? Before, you know what I mean? For international, when we're putting it on Blu-ray. Why not? Yeah.

• 43:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:17Speaker 04

  I know, and it's hard when you've already like, you've posted about it, and you're like, at the red carpet.

• 43:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I know, that's why

• 43:23Speaker 04

  You have no idea.

• 43:24Bobby Lee?

  I call first.

• 43:25Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, before I go to red carpet, I call first.

• 43:27Speaker 04

  Hey, how much, am I in it?

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  Am I in it or not? We cut you down, I'm not gonna go.

• 43:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:32Bobby Lee?

  They're not gonna promote it.

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• 44:07Speaker 04

  I just tried to find out about something because that's happened, yeah.

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's happened.

• 44:10Speaker 04

  Where I was like, I'm in this, I'm at the red carpet, I looked cute. I spent money, you know, on the dress, and then I couldn't return it. And so, anyway, yeah, only to be like, oh, that was two seconds of me in there. And then I deleted the post.

• 44:24Bobby Lee?

  Especially if you're on a date or something. You bring a date to the fucking premiere, and then you're not in it. You know what I mean? So my friend Jamie Kaler, this is a funny, this is a funny story. He, he was in the Matthew Broderick Godzilla movie.

• 44:40Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 44:41Bobby Lee?

  Remember that one? Big deal.

• 44:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  Back in the day. And he bragged about it, he was like, I'm in this, this and that. So he brought a date to the premiere, but he was completely cut out of it. But then, at one point, there was a, you know, you know, in...

• 44:53Speaker 04

  So then what do you do?

• 44:55Bobby Lee?

  There's jet flyer, firefighters with masks on. And there was one jet fighter that he could pass as him from the eyes up. And he goes, he, he, he goes...

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 45:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a survivor right there.

• 45:08Speaker 04

  That is a survivor.

• 45:09Bobby Lee?

  You have to survive.

• 45:10Speaker 04

  I would have been like, oh, I was Godzilla.

• 45:16Speaker 04

  I'd be like, okay, I didn't tell you, but that's me.

• 45:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll be Mothra. I'm Mothra.

• 45:23Speaker 03

  I took this girl on a date this past weekend to a bar show.

• 45:27Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 45:28Speaker 03

  Bad, bad choice.

• 45:30Speaker 04

  Why?

• 45:30Speaker 03

  It was a bar show.

• 45:32Speaker 04

  To go watch?

• 45:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:33Speaker 04

  To watch you?

• 45:34Speaker 03

  I bombed five minutes.

• 45:35Speaker 04

  Oh, you, you performed, you performed.

• 45:38Speaker 03

  It was our first date.

• 45:39Bobby Lee?

  That's not what you do.

• 45:41Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 45:42Bobby Lee?

  You, you bring them to a sold-out room. To impress them. Like, I've never brought a date to the OR.

• 45:49Speaker 04

  Hey.

• 45:50Speaker 00

  Khalyla, has Bobby ever brought you to the OR?

• 45:52Speaker 02

  He tried, like, the first couple of times. And I was like, I'm on to you, no thank you. I was on to him because I knew that's what, that's his place of power. So I was like, no, thank you. You can come here and we'll go to the coffee shop.

• 46:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:04Speaker 02

  For months.

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  She was a bright one.

• 46:06Speaker 04

  Wow, place of power. Those are, that's a powerful bunch of words.

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:11Speaker 04

  I've never heard that before.

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, in my...

• 46:14Speaker 04

  This is my house.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  It's not just that, it's, it's, it's a really particular, because the comics, you know what I mean, respect you, and then also...

• 46:22Speaker 04

  Right.

• 46:22Bobby Lee?

  There's fans and stuff, it's a whole thing, you know what I mean? So you have a lot of power, yeah.

• 46:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, so...

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  Outside of that, I have no power.

• 46:28Speaker 00

  So what's your place of power? What's your place of power?

• 46:30Speaker 04

  I guess it is like the comedy shows too, yeah. Comedy shows, uh, and pretty much just my house. Maybe my car, inside my car.

• 46:39Speaker 02

  Inside the car, for sure, yeah.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  I have power in my car, yeah.

• 46:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  In my house too, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, see, this is, see, right now, this is your power, that's why you have the most drinks in front of you?

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  Actually, this, this podcast is specifically, I don't feel like I have a power. I feel like I'm battling, yeah, yeah, a little bit, yeah, I feel defensive.

• 46:56Speaker 04

  Oh, my gosh, how do we make you more comfortable?

• 46:59Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I think it's the...

• 47:00Speaker 02

  Uncross your arms. You are defensive.

• 47:02Speaker 00

  They are pretty...

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:04Speaker 04

  What a gift?

• 47:05Speaker 00

  Do that, do the Illuminati.

• 47:07Speaker 04

  What is this, Illuminati?

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  No, you know, have you seen the power hand gestures?

• 47:11Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 47:11Speaker 00

  Power?

• 47:12Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, too.

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so there's these certain, I don't know what they are, I think this is one of them, is this one of them?

• 47:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, this is one of them, yeah, this is one of them, right?

• 47:19Speaker 04

  To give yourself calm?

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  No, it's, it was just like TikTok, I don't know where I saw it, but...

• 47:23Speaker 02

  I wonder why George always does this, ew.

• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  I know, it's so gross, it's like a power, right?

• 47:27Speaker 02

  I get it now.

• 47:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, here we go, so, eight, what does eight mean?

• 47:31Speaker 00

  Uh, oh wait, sorry, this is a ninja hand symbol, my bad.

• 47:35Speaker 00

  Sorry, wrong one, wrong one, wrong one. Here we go, here we go.

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, here we go.

• 47:37Speaker 00

  Here we go, let me see if I can zoom in.

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  Zoom it, zoom it, yeah.

• 47:40Speaker 00

  Powerful mudras.

• 47:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:42Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 47:42Bobby Lee?

  Creation.

• 47:43Speaker 04

  Oh, interesting.

• 47:44Bobby Lee?

  So I did a, I did the drugstore June, um, screenings.

• 47:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:48Bobby Lee?

  And we did the talks afterwards, with me and Esther, a bunch of people. And there was a guy in the front row, just a Hispanic guy, and he was like, standing there, and he kept looking at me, doing, doing that. Right? And I stopped my, because if somebody had asked me a question, I stopped what I was saying, and I looked at the guy and go, that's not working with me, bud. He goes, what do you mean dude? I go, the hand thing, right? And he goes, oh, I'm sorry.

• 48:13Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  Right? Cause it doesn't work with me.

• 48:15Speaker 04

  So what is that?

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  No hand, unless it's blood. Or crypt, that doesn't work for me.

• 48:20Speaker 04

  I don't.

• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cause I don't wanna die.

• 48:22Speaker 00

  Fear, fear, yeah.

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  Fear, yeah.

• 48:24Speaker 04

  Wait, so what is that? That's them asserting power over you?

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like dominance, I don't know what it is.

• 48:28Speaker 04

  Oh, I see.

• 48:29Speaker 00

  They're up in a dimension.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:31Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  Absolute.

• 48:32Speaker 00

  Dimension's crazy.

• 48:33Bobby Lee?

  Which was, yeah, try to do dimensions.

• 48:35Speaker 00

  Clal, you try, give long hand.

• 48:36Speaker 02

  Well, I have, I'm really, um.

• 48:38Speaker 00

  Bottom left.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, bottom left. This is it, this is dimension. So, if you're at.

• 48:43Speaker 00

  How is that a power move?

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  If you're at a meeting, you're catching a show and you're doing this, stop.

• 48:50Speaker 00

  Like shark tank.

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:51Speaker 00

  Hello sharks.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. My, my invention is a rock.

• 48:57Bobby Lee?

  I brought rocks, you know what I mean?

• 48:59Speaker 04

  You will.

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  The windows, and, yeah, yeah.

• 49:01Speaker 04

  You will go on a date. I would, because I'd be like, this is a murderer. He's a murderer, he's gonna kill, and he has killed before.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Please, will you go out with me?

• 49:14Speaker 04

  The creation one is just the pose at the airport that you have to do.

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  Which one is the?

• 49:20Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, that is true.

• 49:21Speaker 04

  That's just.

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know how to do energy.

• 49:23Speaker 02

  Let me see, energy is.

• 49:26Speaker 04

  Oh, energy is just.

• 49:28Bobby Lee?

  Is it like?

• 49:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, so you have to bend it inside like this, I think.

• 49:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's.

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  No, energy is this.

• 49:35Speaker 02

  No, no, no, you have to bend this one.

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.

• 49:38Speaker 02

  And then fold it in like this, and this.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Awareness is this.

• 49:43Speaker 04

  No, there's no power in this, I'm like, what?

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:47Speaker 04

  This is just.

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  ET, can you put your fingers down?

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what the fuck?

• 49:55Speaker 02

  I have double.

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  You have ET fingers.

• 49:57Speaker 02

  Double jointed.

• 49:57Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 49:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:59Speaker 04

  Now that, now that's powerful. Now that, that makes me be like, yes, yes, queen.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've seen you tan, what's the paleness about?

• 50:06Speaker 04

  Oh my gosh, I just haven't been able to see the sun in a long time.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  You've tanned before.

• 50:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was a cheerleader in the past in high school.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:14Speaker 04

  So that was sunlight.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  What's with the white dick you like?

• 50:17Speaker 04

  The white. I've, oh, I've been married for, uh.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  Easy white guy, right?

• 50:22Speaker 04

  Eight years. Yeah, we've been together for.

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:24Speaker 04

  Ten years.

• 50:25Speaker 02

  How'd you guys meet?

• 50:26Speaker 04

  We met through just a friend, just kind of classic. We missed the, like, the whole, you know, meeting people on.

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, look at you.

• 50:33Speaker 04

  There she is.

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 50:34Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 50:35Speaker 04

  All forehead.

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 50:38Speaker 04

  Who is she? So lost.

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, not lost. Yeah, she's found there. Look at her.

• 50:44Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 50:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, looks so happy. She's found.

• 50:46Speaker 04

  Well, because I have sun.

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:48Speaker 04

  You mean, I look happy because I look healthy.

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  I really like your husband.

• 50:51Speaker 04

  He's very sweet.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  I've talked to him many times.

• 50:53Speaker 04

  Oh, my God, we, we are such fans. We, we talk about you, we love Khalyla, yeah. Oh, my gosh, yeah. Um, he, yeah, obsessed. He knows all your, all the episodes.

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  I wish you would have brought him here.

• 51:06Speaker 04

  We talked about it. He's like, I don't want to be in the way. I brought him, I brought him when I did Bert's, uh, Bert's podcast and Bert was like, by the end, it was just the three of us chatting.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 51:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  Which one? Did the cooking one or just a regular podcast?

• 51:17Speaker 04

  Just the regular, yeah, regular.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, but, yeah, I'll, I mean, you know, I can, uh, tell him how it went.

• 51:26Speaker 04

  Is that?

• 51:26Bobby Lee?

  You can watch it, I guess.

• 51:27Speaker 04

  You can watch it again.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  Next time, bring him.

• 51:29Speaker 04

  I will.

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  I really, I want to talk to him.

• 51:31Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I, do you like Bert?

• 51:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, Bert's fun. Different, you know, different audiences, though. So that's, his audience was the one calling me Bobby Lee.

• 51:41Speaker 04

  Being like, oh, Bobby changed his hair.

• 51:45Speaker 04

  Oh, you know.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, that's, I like that.

• 51:48Speaker 04

  That whole audience. His audience is mean to him.

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 51:51Speaker 04

  But I'm like.

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  I know. That's so funny.

• 51:52Speaker 04

  Jesus Christ.

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  They're roasty, very roasty.

• 51:54Speaker 04

  Oh, my God, oh, Bobby, the girl now. Bobby's wearing a nice dress. You know what I mean? I was like, all right, all right.

• 52:01Bobby Lee?

  But I have to say Bert and Tom especially, I, I've never, I've, they've helped me so much. I love those guys so much. You know what I mean?

• 52:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:09Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, I just want to throw that out there.

• 52:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  To put some positivity out there.

• 52:13Speaker 04

  No, of course, yeah, no, yeah. And his fans love you too. Trust me, they were trying to make me you.

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  I feel like our fans don't cross either, you and I.

• 52:22Speaker 04

  I wonder.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so, I've seen your audience.

• 52:24Speaker 04

  But when you had, um.

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  They're smart.

• 52:26Speaker 02

  They are really smart.

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 52:29Speaker 04

  They're like a little, they're like.

• 52:30Bobby Lee?

  They're thinkers.

• 52:31Speaker 04

  They're thinkers, they're shy, but I have like seventy, eighty percent women, that's my audience.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have no women in my audience.

• 52:39Speaker 02

  And no straight men.

• 52:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, no straight men, and when it's twenty percent men, it's gay guys, yeah.

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I have mostly straight men.

• 52:45Speaker 04

  Is that right? All kinds of straight guys, or is it like white, or?

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  It's generally, I mean, mostly white, yeah.

• 52:54Speaker 04

  Mostly white?

• 52:54Speaker 00

  A lot Latinos.

• 52:55Bobby Lee?

  A lot of Latinos.

• 52:56Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  Some Asians. Some women too, some women, there were some women, you know what I mean, a lot of women too.

• 53:02Speaker 04

  Latinos, so like people who like fun though, right? It's still a fun demographic.

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know, also the non-easily offended.

• 53:10Speaker 04

  Huh? Not easily, uh huh.

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:12Speaker 04

  Sure, sure.

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  People have a layer of skin maybe, you know what I mean, but, um, they like wild stuff.

• 53:16Speaker 04

  Right, right, wild stuff, yeah, like maybe, uh, Jackass is also something they watch?

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why, I don't know why, that made me so mad.

• 53:28Speaker 04

  Why?

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  The way you said it.

• 53:29Speaker 04

  Why?

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  And then you did a finger thing, I don't know, yeah, yeah.

• 53:32Speaker 04

  No, this is me trying to relate.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, eh, eh, shut the fuck up. Yeah, yeah.

• 53:38Speaker 04

  Jackass is something they also watch? No, this is me trying to relate because I, um, I don't know, I don't, look, I'm pale because I don't hike, I don't, I don't do, I can barely swim, I just learned how to swim.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  You're a cheerleader!

• 53:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 53:55Speaker 04

  Cheerleading is like, you should have seen our squad, some people go, oh, you're a cheerleader, that means like you were a jock, no. I went to Venice High School where the girls on my squad were like, if everyone for cheer, I would have joined a gang. Like, those were the kind of girls. You know, Venice High School were the Crips, you know.

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 54:13Speaker 04

  We were blue for the Crips, the Bloods were the Culver City High School kids, and like the.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  You are working class.

• 54:18Speaker 02

  We were a blood school too.

• 54:19Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 54:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, mostly.

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 54:23Speaker 04

  Right.

• 54:23Speaker 02

  You know the deal, we weren't even allowed to wear, um, just straight colored blue or red to school.

• 54:28Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah.

• 54:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, it wasn't allowed, you would get sent home or like asked to change.

• 54:32Speaker 04

  It was tough because our colors were blue and white. So we were like, okay, so we're just targets out there?

• 54:41Speaker 04

  Just be like, go Gondos. We, you know, honestly, the squad was, we were like very self-taught. So it was like, I made it because I could do a no-handed cartwheel. The amount of times I had to do that.

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  No-handed cartwheel?

• 54:53Speaker 04

  You jump in there really high.

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  That's a flip.

• 54:55Speaker 00

  Aerial.

• 54:55Speaker 04

  Almost, yeah. It's called an aerial. Thank you so much. Wow.

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  A- aerial.

• 55:00Speaker 00

  Aerial. It's an aerial.

• 55:01Speaker 04

  Wow, an, uh, an athlete right here?

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, man.

• 55:05Speaker 04

  Behind the scenes?

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. His body's getting bloated.

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  And you know that, right?

• 55:10Speaker 00

  I, I know.

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's misshapen, bloated, and I love it.

• 55:13Speaker 03

  Has anyone? Has anybody ever told you if it's a wig or not?

• 55:18Speaker 04

  If it's a wig?

• 55:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:19Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Once in a while, you know, when I do get a trolling comment, it is like, you know. Yeah, it's about my hair. Yeah, yeah, like, is it a boy or a girl?

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:29Speaker 04

  I get that a lot, from mostly like straight guys. Is it a boy or a girl? Cause girl, long hair, boy, short hair.

• 55:36Speaker 04

  And, and don't you get near my butt, you know?

• 55:42Speaker 04

  It's the same fear, right? Why do I like this?

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:48Speaker 04

  Why do I like Bobby? Why do I like Bobby with a bob?

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Wow, yeah.

• 55:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, so.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  How close are you becoming a paid regular at the Comedy Store?

• 55:57Speaker 04

  Oh, you know, I haven't, I never did the, uh, passing of the clubs thing or like, yeah. Because again, I knew, I, you know, I went to hang out at the club a little bit in the past. And, um, you know, I was like, I'm gonna go missing. I'm gonna go missing.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Why don't you? It's interesting because it's like you've had, you're do- is the Hulu one out yet?

• 56:19Speaker 04

  Uh, it's out, uh, uh, it, well, it depends when this is out.

• 56:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're, uh, we're gonna put it, uh, I think just right after it's out or right before.

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 56:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:28Speaker 05

  Whatever your PR.

• 56:29Bobby Lee?

  So you have two specials, one for HBO, now you have a Hulu special.

• 56:33Speaker 04

  Right, right.

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  Right, right there, right?

• 56:34Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  And my thing is, is that how are you not passed at all the clubs in LA? I mean, you've accomplished more than most people.

• 56:42Speaker 04

  Well, here's the thing, Bobby. Here's the thing Bobby.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying.

• 56:46Speaker 04

  Here's the thing Bobby. Let me tell you something.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 56:49Speaker 04

  The thing is like, right, people like us, just weirdos, you know, of different places that you come from.

• 56:55Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 56:55Speaker 04

  You have to, sometimes like, make your own journey. The things that the institutions made, these rules, don't necessarily mean.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  Fuck yeah, dog.

• 57:05Speaker 04

  You had to do what the institutions made you do, right?

• 57:08Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 57:09Speaker 04

  The first, it was always hard for the firsts of our people. You, Margaret, right? And, um, you know, you guys did that so that maybe we didn't have to, right?

• 57:19Speaker 02

  I love this.

• 57:20Speaker 04

  We don't have to listen to one person at a comedy club who decides for all. One person's taste, how do they know what's good, right? The people speak, the people know what's good. The people showed you when you did your podcast, they said, "We love you, we love you."

• 57:34Speaker 02

  I love this take, but Bobby, how do you feel about comics not giving a fuck about whether or not they get passed? Cause it's like, that's not important, that's one person's.

• 57:43Bobby Lee?

  I think, I think we.

• 57:44Speaker 02

  Like, subjective idea of me, like, that's not important.

• 57:48Speaker 04

  And I do, and I do respect the tradition too.

• 57:52Speaker 02

  How do you feel about it?

• 57:53Speaker 04

  I respect the tradition too.

• 57:54Bobby Lee?

  Both of you are not getting. What I'm saying.

• 57:58Speaker 04

  Okay, yes.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and then what I'm saying.

• 58:00Speaker 04

  Come back, come back.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Everyone in the fucking room.

• 58:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  Is, I want the store to succeed.

• 58:06Speaker 04

  I want them to succeed.

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  I think the lineups can be a little different, right? I'm trying to get people that are actually doing stuff in the business and have a gigantic audience to come back to the store. My question isn't about whatever you guys think I'm asking.

• 58:21Speaker 02

  I see.

• 58:21Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 58:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  It's specifically only the Comedy Store because I care about the club so much, alright? And I believe that, you know, I mean, we could reach even more people by having other acts come in that have an actual fucking audience. You know, a lot of the comedy comics at the Comedy Store are homegrown people.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  For one reason or another, they never were able to gain a big audience. And I think that, you know, when sometimes when I'm on a lineup, I'm the one that's carrying the whole show. And there's a part of me that's like, I would, I would love you to be a part of the lineup. So I don't feel the burden of, you know what I mean, the show, is what I'm saying.

• 59:00Speaker 02

  For sure.

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  It's out of survival. I mean, I helped get Frankie, can you notice, get passed. He got passed.

• 59:05Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  Nick Thune got passed recently, so, you know, I'm trying to get people in. You know what I mean, so that we could, I don't have to feel the burden of it all.

• 59:13Speaker 02

  That makes sense.

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you.

• 59:15Speaker 04

  No, and I, and I love the store, I love the store. I feel like the audiences there are true comedy lovers, too.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:21Speaker 04

  The bookers, the most recent booker, I think she's no longer there, but she did a great job, I felt like. She was having me a lot. And, you know, she, she loved to like, the weirdos and people, just, let's get different kinds of people at the store.

• 59:37Bobby Lee?

  Mitzi would have not only loved you, you would be her top person if she was alive. You're exactly what she wants.

• 59:47Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. I just didn't know how to get in front of them.

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  She died. That's why.

• 59:52Speaker 04

  I guess, in a way, no, I know that.

• 59:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank God.

• 59:57Speaker 04

  But, you know, in a poetic way.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  But Friedman, I don't run into him.

• 1:00:02Speaker 04

  No, we know she died, and R.I.P., but in a way, in a poetic way, aren't I just then always performing for her?

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:00:14Speaker 04

  Bye. I go now. Okay.

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, stay, stay, stay.

• 1:00:18Speaker 04

  I'll see myself out. No, but, um.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  Her relationship with Tomoyo Atsuko was so deep, you know what I mean? You know, the cat eater, and.

• 1:00:27Speaker 02

  We don't know that. I'm still in the middle of doing a documentary. Is that right?

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:32Speaker 04

  Ooh, I don't know about the cat. Okay.

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:00:34Speaker 04

  They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs.

• 1:00:35Bobby Lee?

  Do you know who Tomoyo is?

• 1:00:36Speaker 04

  I do. He's a, he, right?

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  It's a woman.

• 1:00:39Speaker 04

  Oh, no, never mind. There was another Japanese comedian back in the day, I feel like, but no, okay, I don't.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Tomoyo was huge at the Comedy Store.

• 1:00:46Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  She used to date Sam Kinison, she was, she would walk on stage with a kimono.

• 1:00:51Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:00:51Bobby Lee?

  She did sitcoms, she was a Japanese, you know, you should know who she is because she was your, she paved the way, I guess, maybe.

• 1:00:58Speaker 04

  Right, wow, yeah, okay.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  But she, um, Mitzi loved, because the shores are obsessed with Asians, I don't know if you know this.

• 1:01:06Speaker 04

  I do know this.

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're, they're fully obsessed with them, so it's like, and yeah, you are exactly.

• 1:01:13Speaker 02

  Oh, look at her, so fun.

• 1:01:15Bobby Lee?

  She was like, I need you because, you know, Tamayo's gone and, you know, I need to fill that space.

• 1:01:22Speaker 02

  Oh, so she was like tokenizing Asians.

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  She was, but who cares, she tokenized me, she thought I was Johnny Eun.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I'm Johnny Eun, I don't give a fuck.

• 1:01:32Speaker 04

  Right, right, because then you would still get up.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would go up, I'm all about survival.

• 1:01:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:37Bobby Lee?

  The intention, I don't care.

• 1:01:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  Is that bad? Is that a bad way to live?

• 1:01:44Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:01:44Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  Is that a bad way to live? No! Alright. Are you not a survivor, you're not a survivor?

• 1:01:50Speaker 04

  No, I am, that's why I went to look for different avenues.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:01:54Speaker 04

  Right, I said, okay, well, if I'm gonna get kidnapped at the store, because I'm still here at 2am, then, you know, I'll start looking for, maybe I'll do the bar shows, you know, that's why I did it that way.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right.

• 1:02:04Speaker 04

  Right, and, uh, yeah, but I, I love the store and I am performing there, though, you know, so, but through like the...

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  The bringer rooms and stuff, yeah, I got promoted shows, I got...

• 1:02:12Speaker 04

  They're independently produced.

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  Well, I have a show to, for you. And, um, it's not this Friday, but it's the following Friday. The Comedy Store gave me the OR on a Friday night.

• 1:02:25Speaker 04

  Mm, oh, fun, yes.

• 1:02:27Bobby Lee?

  The early show. So I'm gonna do lychee fruit comedy.

• 1:02:31Speaker 02

  Why lychee?

• 1:02:31Speaker 04

  For real?

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  I, I wanted to find something cute that was Asian-y but not...

• 1:02:35Speaker 00

  Should we brainstorm a little more?

• 1:02:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, let's brainstorm.

• 1:02:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, let's brainstorm, or let's come up with a name right now.

• 1:02:40Speaker 00

  You have some top Asian...

• 1:02:40Bobby Lee?

  Alright, let's go top, yeah, yeah. Alright, you don't like lychee fruit?

• 1:02:43Speaker 04

  I mean, if you already put it on the website, is it already up?

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  No, I could change it on the website.

• 1:02:47Speaker 02

  Let's change it, please.

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, it's a, it's, but I want it cute.

• 1:02:51Speaker 02

  Okay, cute.

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  Right, and, you know, think milk tea.

• 1:02:54Speaker 04

  Ooh, okay.

• 1:02:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, milk tea is one.

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  I want it cute, I want the, I, I...

• 1:02:59Speaker 02

  He's gonna be like Boba Knight, next.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  No, no, not Boba Knight, no.

• 1:03:03Speaker 04

  Or walk this way.

• 1:03:04Bobby Lee?

  Boba Show.

• 1:03:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:06Speaker 00

  Change it, change it, change it right now.

• 1:03:08Speaker 04

  Boba Show, laugh with Asians.

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:03:11Speaker 00

  That's kind of funny. Just laugh with Asian.

• 1:03:14Speaker 04

  Oh, literally, I was just naming a show that exists at the Laugh Factory.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I want them to be cool.

• 1:03:19Speaker 02

  That's very Laugh Factory coded.

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  I want to be cool. I want to be cool. I want to be cool.

• 1:03:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, let's do away with lychee fruit.

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  No, but what's a specific Asian thing that's cute?

• 1:03:29Speaker 05

  Los Angeles Liquor Store Comedy.

• 1:03:32Speaker 04

  Los Angeles Liquor Store. Oh.

• 1:03:33Speaker 02

  But does it have to be?

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  It's too, it's too, yeah, I get what you're thinking. You know what I mean? Ninety-two riots.

• 1:03:40Speaker 02

  I think.

• 1:03:41Speaker 05

  Dry cleaner comedy.

• 1:03:42Speaker 00

  That's what it's called.

• 1:03:43Speaker 02

  I think that you should do that.

• 1:03:44Speaker 00

  Ninety-two riots.

• 1:03:45Speaker 02

  I think you should take the Roy Choi approach and not use a word that is related to an Asian show. Just do like Best Friend or something like that.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:03:55Speaker 02

  Something.

• 1:03:55Bobby Lee?

  Because I don't want, I don't want them to go, well, can you have this white guy out? No, I want it specifically Asian.

• 1:04:01Speaker 02

  They will.

• 1:04:01Bobby Lee?

  So people know that it's like.

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  After a while, they'll know that's a show.

• 1:04:04Speaker 04

  They wouldn't do that, would they? They wouldn't do that.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:04:06Speaker 04

  Like, oh, can you just put Dane Cook on or whatever?

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  I know, but for me, it's like, okay, but for me.

• 1:04:11Speaker 04

  Sorry, that's why I'm just naming what also happened at Laugh With Asian.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying.

• 1:04:15Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying. So what I want to do is.

• 1:04:17Speaker 04

  But that's Laugh Factory.

• 1:04:18Bobby Lee?

  Have a title. I want to have a title to know, right? That it's like, this is, don't ask.

• 1:04:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Because if I have my own show.

• 1:04:26Speaker 04

  Ooh, don't ask. Don't ask.

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:29Speaker 04

  Comedy show.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How about Rooftop Asians? No. Like, you know, the riots. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What?

• 1:04:37Speaker 04

  Oh, sure, sure.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  That's maybe not use Asian.

• 1:04:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, don't use an Asian term.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:04:42Speaker 02

  It's not necessary.

• 1:04:44Bobby Lee?

  Flat face.

• 1:04:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, 2D. 2D comedy.

• 1:04:49Speaker 04

  2D comedy.

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  No. Um, lychee fruit's it.

• 1:04:52Speaker 04

  Lychee.

• 1:04:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:54Speaker 04

  It's, that's good. So how many people on the lineup?

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  Five or six.

• 1:04:57Speaker 04

  Nice, nice.

• 1:04:58Bobby Lee?

  So, oh, you're gonna be on that show.

• 1:04:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  And so, um, what about?

• 1:05:01Speaker 02

  Wait, can we go through your snacks and gifts?

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's go.

• 1:05:03Speaker 04

  Oh, yes, yeah. I brought you some, yes. Right? Do you eat everything?

• 1:05:08Speaker 02

  I eat everything.

• 1:05:08Speaker 04

  We can figure it out.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  We should eat everything.

• 1:05:10Speaker 04

  Okay, so there's, there's one where ta ta na. Can I show things that aren't sponsored?

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:14Speaker 04

  For the show?

• 1:05:15Speaker 02

  My favorite, Roy's.

• 1:05:17Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  What is Roy's?

• 1:05:18Speaker 02

  The potato chip one is my favorite.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  What is Roy's?

• 1:05:20Speaker 00

  Remember the chocolate you got last time?

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  I wanna try it.

• 1:05:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's potato chip with white chocolate.

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  I wanna try it.

• 1:05:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:26Bobby Lee?

  Can I open it?

• 1:05:26Speaker 04

  Yes, please.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  I'd like to try it.

• 1:05:27Speaker 04

  I brought two of those.

• 1:05:28Speaker 02

  Oh, yes, that's great.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Where do you get this at?

• 1:05:30Speaker 04

  This is, I got this one at the Santa Anita Mall, which is probably the best mall, I think.

• 1:05:35Speaker 02

  They have Roy's stuff there?

• 1:05:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:05:36Speaker 04

  They do, yeah.

• 1:05:37Bobby Lee?

  Look at it.

• 1:05:37Speaker 04

  It's a super Asian mall. It's a super Asian mall.

• 1:05:40Bobby Lee?

  Can I open it?

• 1:05:40Speaker 04

  Go ahead, please. And then there's this too, if you want.

• 1:05:45Speaker 00

  Oh my god.

• 1:05:46Speaker 04

  Um, it's a matcha, that's the matcha, just classic matcha chocolate, you know.

• 1:05:51Speaker 00

  Khalyla brought us so much of that from Japan.

• 1:05:52Speaker 04

  I've actually never tried that, is it good?

• 1:05:54Speaker 02

  It's so good, it's my favorite, the potato chip one.

• 1:05:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:57Speaker 02

  Yeah. They have one that's not the white chocolate, just the regular milk chocolate, that's the one I've had, I haven't had the white chocolate.

• 1:06:02Speaker 04

  Wow, yeah, the white chocolate makes you look like...

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  Praise the lord!

• 1:06:05Speaker 04

  Do you like it?

• 1:06:06Bobby Lee?

  So good!

• 1:06:06Speaker 04

  Are you a believer?

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  I'm a believer.

• 1:06:08Speaker 04

  He's a believer, he's back! He's back, mom. He's going back to church.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:13Speaker 04

  Here you go.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  Well, this is great, this is fun.

• 1:06:15Speaker 04

  Oh my goodness. No, no, then this...

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  More, more, more.

• 1:06:20Speaker 04

  I'm like, oh. You give a man some riches.

• 1:06:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:24Speaker 04

  You just, you, you teach a man to fish, he wants more chocolate.

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:28Speaker 04

  Right?

• 1:06:28Bobby Lee?

  More, more.

• 1:06:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, right here. Will you pass the matcha?

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  I've had those before, but I'll have one.

• 1:06:32Speaker 02

  Oh, not Roy's?

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 1:06:34Speaker 04

  Oh, wait, wait, oh, I brought also, I brought, this is not snack.

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, hold on.

• 1:06:38Speaker 00

  It's merch?

• 1:06:38Speaker 04

  This is merch, this is t-shirt. Please.

• 1:06:41Speaker 03

  Chip or chocolate?

• 1:06:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's a chip and a, chip dipped in chocolate.

• 1:06:45Speaker 00

  It's from Japan, Jaime, what do you think? He hasn't had a lot of stuff, he, he had sushi for the first time, uh, this year.

• 1:06:51Speaker 04

  This year, and you liked it? It was a yay or nay?

• 1:06:54Speaker 00

  He almost threw up.

• 1:06:55Speaker 05

  Sushi was a nay, what's this, Jaime?

• 1:06:57Speaker 04

  Is this a yay?

• 1:06:58Speaker 03

  This is a good.

• 1:06:59Speaker 04

  Well, it's very different than sushi.

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:07:01Speaker 04

  It's very different than sushi.

• 1:07:02Speaker 03

  This is a good chip.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  Be honest.

• 1:07:03Speaker 03

  It's good.

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's got white chocolate in it.

• 1:07:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, I could eat this.

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 1:07:07Speaker 04

  Wow, hell yeah. Good, okay, now...

• 1:07:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, look at how fancy this matcha shit is. Whoa, dude, from Roy's again.

• 1:07:15Speaker 04

  Yes, it was uh, it was like a one, you know, I hit it once.

• 1:07:18Speaker 00

  What a good Asian, bringing gifts.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  You're the best Asian I've ever seen.

• 1:07:21Speaker 04

  Oh my gosh, I'm trying to be better because I went back, I'm trying, I'm going back to my roots with Asia. I've been touring Asia and seeing how they act and I'm like, oh, I gotta be more like that. You know, there's some things I want to bring back, like bringing gifts to people, you know, things like that. Right? As a thank you, thank you for having me in your house, you know?

• 1:07:39Speaker 02

  But this is their Royce's like a, um, where are they from Hokkaido?

• 1:07:43Speaker 04

  Oh gosh, I actually don't know.

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, these are so good.

• 1:07:46Speaker 00

  I think you're right.

• 1:07:46Speaker 02

  It's Royce from Hokkaido, right?

• 1:07:47Speaker 04

  It's a little different than just a regular, you know?

• 1:07:50Bobby Lee?

  Very nice.

• 1:07:50Speaker 04

  And then this is not snacks, but I brought you t-shirts. It's my merch.

• 1:07:54Bobby Lee?

  Is it your merch, really? Is that a medium?

• 1:07:56Speaker 04

  So unfortunately, no, so these are like more pajama size.

• 1:07:59Speaker 02

  Mine, I wanted it.

• 1:08:00Speaker 04

  For pajamas, yeah.

• 1:08:01Speaker 02

  I like pajama size.

• 1:08:01Speaker 04

  So it's triple X, and one's for Esther, so I'm sorry that I didn't bring one for everybody, but, and then the third one, yes. That's everything.

• 1:08:10Bobby Lee?

  All the gifts.

• 1:08:11Speaker 02

  I really want to talk about your family structure, Atsuko.

• 1:08:14Speaker 04

  Oh, my family structure, this is my, this is my new structure, this is my chosen family.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  Why do you want family structure?

• 1:08:26Speaker 04

  The run?

• 1:08:27Speaker 02

  You and I both think we had it like pretty rough growing up.

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Ooh, ooh, I love trauma.

• 1:08:34Bobby Lee?

  What is it? What is it?

• 1:08:35Speaker 04

  Trauma time.

• 1:08:36Bobby Lee?

  What happened?

• 1:08:37Speaker 04

  What happened? That kind of structure?

• 1:08:40Speaker 02

  The structure of your mom, you know, coming here and not, you know, kind of just be like, we're going on vacation and then like basically never going back home.

• 1:08:48Speaker 04

  Right, right, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:51Bobby Lee?

  So tell me what. Yeah, tell me what you said.

• 1:08:54Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, no, no, no, so yeah, uh, so Ryan, my husband, who you like.

• 1:08:58Bobby Lee?

  I like him.

• 1:08:59Speaker 04

  He's, he's kind of like, you know, really like puts our family together because we didn't really have a, we didn't have a man in our family. Right? It was my mom, my grandma, three generations of women. Also, I, I got tall really fast, at like eight years old, I was already my height now.

• 1:09:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:09:15Speaker 04

  So the three of us walking down the street, we were like, we looked insane. They were like, are they sisters? Are they lovers?

• 1:09:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:21Speaker 04

  What are they? You know, is this a lesbian experimental theater group? It's just like three generations of women. The two of them had like, you know, shaggy, wild perms. My mom's schizophrenia. Wearing a mumble. Yeah, my mom has schizophrenia.

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:09:35Speaker 04

  So my grandma raised me and then so that's why like, you know, having Ryan, my husband around. He's really, his mom also has schizophrenia too. So he knows how to deal with.

• 1:09:44Bobby Lee?

  You have children?

• 1:09:44Speaker 04

  No, no, we're not gonna do that, yeah.

• 1:09:46Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:09:46Speaker 04

  We're very like childless people. Oh, I'm a baby. Do babies raise babies?

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.

• 1:09:53Speaker 04

  Two people?

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 1:09:54Speaker 04

  Right?

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 1:09:55Speaker 04

  I'm already confused about why I'm here. You saw me circling.

• 1:09:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:59Speaker 04

  You saw me circling.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you circling with a baby, forget it.

• 1:10:03Speaker 04

  Two people confused, same haircut? Yeah, cuz you know, I would put this haircut on the baby too.

• 1:10:09Bobby Lee?

  So then no father and then what happened?

• 1:10:11Speaker 04

  And then my father and I reconnected, um, you know, seven years after I moved here. Yeah.

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:10:18Speaker 04

  Because, cuz of the, you know, if you come to America without papers, um, you can't leave if you wanna come back. So my dad stayed in Japan. He didn't know that I was gonna be, kinda gonna, kinda gonna be taken here. That I was gonna stay here. I also didn't know too, so.

• 1:10:35Bobby Lee?

  So how old are you, how old?

• 1:10:37Speaker 02

  Well, where did you start with the round that?

• 1:10:38Speaker 04

  Mom, mother?

• 1:10:39Speaker 02

  Was it just like, hey, we're gonna go to America for, on a vacation?

• 1:10:43Speaker 04

  Right, two month vacation.

• 1:10:44Speaker 02

  Is it like Disneyland or something?

• 1:10:46Speaker 04

  There is Disneyland, it's gonna be a summer vacation. Disneyland will be one of them. We'll go to the Santa Monica Beach, you know, that kinda thing. I said, yay, let's go, let's go.

• 1:10:55Bobby Lee?

  Were you a comedian by then?

• 1:10:56Speaker 04

  I was eight years old.

• 1:10:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Wow.

• 1:10:58Speaker 04

  I was baby, like I am now.

• 1:11:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:01Speaker 04

  Still.

• 1:11:01Bobby Lee?

  Did he look good?

• 1:11:03Speaker 04

  Who?

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  Your dad.

• 1:11:04Speaker 04

  Oh, when I met him?

• 1:11:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:06Speaker 04

  Oh, when I met him, yeah, by the time I met him, I was like seventeen.

• 1:11:09Bobby Lee?

  Did he have swords?

• 1:11:10Speaker 04

  Um, he, he, I wish, something fun. You know, he actually, when I first, when I finally met up with him when I was, uh, eighteen, actually, I went to Indonesia to meet him where he was living at that time.

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 1:11:23Speaker 04

  And, um, we, yeah, why?

• 1:11:26Bobby Lee?

  Where's Indonesia?

• 1:11:27Speaker 02

  We're next to Southeast Asia.

• 1:11:29Speaker 04

  Where Bali is.

• 1:11:30Speaker 02

  Bali, Jakarta.

• 1:11:31Bobby Lee?

  It's nice, right, beaches?

• 1:11:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, there's beaches, that's how I pictured it.

• 1:11:34Speaker 02

  Like thirteen thousand islands.

• 1:11:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I wanna go.

• 1:11:37Speaker 02

  Big archipelago.

• 1:11:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, you need gold layout.

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  Better than the Philippines?

• 1:11:40Speaker 02

  It might be, yeah.

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, I wanna go.

• 1:11:41Speaker 02

  Indonesia probably rivals, um, the Philippines in terms of beaches, probably even like, uh, not as like. Bleached out corals and stuff.

• 1:11:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay. How'd you know I was going to Nora's birthday party?

• 1:11:52Speaker 04

  Because I saw on the RZVP. The RZVP, it said Bobby Lee. I said, I mean, unless there's another one.

• 1:11:58Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh, good.

• 1:11:59Speaker 04

  You know, I just assumed.

• 1:12:00Bobby Lee?

  So you you met him at seventeen and you went to Indonesia?

• 1:12:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:12:05Bobby Lee?

  And you went, was there a hug?

• 1:12:06Speaker 04

  Uh, there was no hug. I was, we were very like nervous. It's like meeting a stranger again, you know? Right? And we were also sad that we were separated. So we just didn't really talk. And then he was like, I have a whole itinerary planned out, you know, he had so much planned out, including the water park.

• 1:12:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:12:23Speaker 04

  He said, we'll go to the water park um on Wednesday. I said, oh my goodness. I didn't want to tell him I couldn't swim.

• 1:12:32Speaker 04

  You know what I mean?

• 1:12:32Bobby Lee?

  You don't know how to swim?

• 1:12:33Speaker 04

  I was like, oh shit, this bitch does not know me. Right?

• 1:12:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:12:36Speaker 04

  We do not know each other.

• 1:12:37Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Did you go to the water park?

• 1:12:38Speaker 04

  I did, because you, you know, he was so excited about making up for lost time.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:12:43Speaker 04

  Right?

• 1:12:44Bobby Lee?

  But did you get along as time went on or what what was going on there?

• 1:12:46Speaker 04

  We did. The water park went kinda awry. I ended up hurt because, you know.

• 1:12:51Speaker 02

  Oh no.

• 1:12:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh no.

• 1:12:52Speaker 04

  Everything is like, anything goes there.

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:55Speaker 04

  It's not like, you know, there's.

• 1:12:57Speaker 02

  It's tested.

• 1:12:57Speaker 04

  It's not tested. It's just people bringing floaties and boats to a, literally, we pulled up, because it's Indonesia, the water park is just the ocean. I was like, this is the ocean, dad. He said, yes, yes, water park. Water park, see?

• 1:13:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:12Speaker 04

  So it's like aunties and uncles who brought, who bought like devices and stuff. And they kinda put you around and spin you around. And that's the water park. Yeah, so I got hurt. And after that, we had to slow down our roll and then finally, you know, over like alcohol, we were, we got to know each other.

• 1:13:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:13:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:31Bobby Lee?

  And then now he's a part of your life?

• 1:13:33Speaker 04

  Yes, we're very close now.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love it, I love it, I love it.

• 1:13:36Speaker 04

  That's why I go to Asia a lot whenever I can. And then I learn these, you know, my cultures again. I go, okay, I get gifts for people.

• 1:13:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow.

• 1:13:43Speaker 04

  I'm all about matcha. It's like, it's like I'm like a, you know, like a white guy, right? I'm so into Japanese culture.

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:50Speaker 04

  So into it.

• 1:13:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love it now.

• 1:13:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, me too.

• 1:13:52Bobby Lee?

  Even in America, it's like, you know, the Sherman Oaks Mall.

• 1:13:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:56Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of like Asian stores now there, and the white people are in there. They love the like.

• 1:14:01Speaker 02

  They idolize us now.

• 1:14:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:02Bobby Lee?

  They do. Well, yeah, isn't that strange?

• 1:14:04Speaker 02

  Um, I love it.

• 1:14:04Bobby Lee?

  There's an idolization.

• 1:14:06Speaker 02

  For us, it's a little bit tricky. There still are a lot of like self-hating Filipinos who don't want to admit they're Filipino, I think. But I'm like, you guys are like.

• 1:14:13Bobby Lee?

  So the next time we-

• 1:14:14Speaker 04

  Taiwanese, Japanese, Koreans, like you guys are like-

• 1:14:16Bobby Lee?

  Would you, would you, would you go to the Renaissance Fair with us the next year?

• 1:14:21Speaker 04

  Sure, yeah, as what character?

• 1:14:23Speaker 02

  You slowly drifted to her, so was that the invite?

• 1:14:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you too. I don't think you'll go, that's the thing.

• 1:14:27Speaker 02

  I'll absolutely go.

• 1:14:28Speaker 04

  So you do Renaissance?

• 1:14:29Bobby Lee?

  We did, I did it twice this year.

• 1:14:30Speaker 04

  Okay, so that's doing their culture.

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but we drove, you know how we dress, right?

• 1:14:35Speaker 04

  What do you dress like?

• 1:14:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna show you.

• 1:14:37Speaker 04

  It has to be accurate to history?

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I'm gonna-

• 1:14:40Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 1:14:41Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:14:41Speaker 03

  You can't find this in America?

• 1:14:43Speaker 04

  Oh no, so we got this in Arcadia. Yeah, so you can, yeah.

• 1:14:47Speaker 02

  There's also another-

• 1:14:47Speaker 04

  Have some more.

• 1:14:48Bobby Lee?

  So this is us at the Renaissance Fair?

• 1:14:50Speaker 04

  Come on, yeah, okay.

• 1:14:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:14:52Speaker 04

  Oh yes.

• 1:14:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:54Speaker 04

  Where did you buy this? Where did you buy these clothes?

• 1:14:56Bobby Lee?

  We rented, we, there it is. We rented it at a Korean store in Koreatown that Dumb founded hooked us up with.

• 1:15:03Speaker 04

  Incredible.

• 1:15:03Bobby Lee?

  And this is high-end shit. I mean, we, you know, we splurged.

• 1:15:06Speaker 04

  This is like you're attending a wedding.

• 1:15:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And we walked around like that.

• 1:15:10Speaker 04

  You look like a pilgrim, you look like a pilgrim and a Korean father.

• 1:15:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and people, you know, we did the accents. We, we told them that our boat crashed and we ended up on, in this European city. And we really committed to our roles.

• 1:15:24Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:15:25Bobby Lee?

  But I think that if we went with a horde of Asians next-

• 1:15:27Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:15:28Bobby Lee?

  Think about it.

• 1:15:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:15:29Bobby Lee?

  Like twenty Asians.

• 1:15:30Speaker 04

  Oh come on.

• 1:15:31Bobby Lee?

  Dressed like that.

• 1:15:31Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah, and we have to choose one theme because Andrea's not Korean, but you made her be Korean too.

• 1:15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we, yeah, well, I mean-

• 1:15:38Speaker 04

  Are we all Korean in this? Do you think I would get in trouble?

• 1:15:42Bobby Lee?

  No, dude, no, no, no.

• 1:15:43Speaker 04

  You can't, so I think the rule is this, with what you can dress as.

• 1:15:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:15:47Speaker 04

  If your people have hurt them, you can't dress as them.

• 1:15:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's interesting, right.

• 1:15:52Speaker 04

  And the Japanese, so we cannot dress as a lot of things.

• 1:15:55Bobby Lee?

  Right, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:56Speaker 04

  But our own and white people.

• 1:15:58Bobby Lee?

  You can dress Japanese.

• 1:16:00Speaker 04

  Huh?

• 1:16:00Bobby Lee?

  You can dress Japanese, we can be Korean.

• 1:16:02Speaker 04

  Okay, so I'll just be in the background. I'll be like, I also watched a show with these Koreans.

• 1:16:06Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 1:16:06Speaker 04

  Oh no.

• 1:16:07Bobby Lee?

  But, but also logically, like, in that era of clothing?

• 1:16:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:16:11Bobby Lee?

  There wasn't oppression by then.

• 1:16:14Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:16:14Bobby Lee?

  It was pre oppression.

• 1:16:15Speaker 04

  Hey, I'm glad you said it.

• 1:16:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it was pre oppression. Yeah, so you dressed in Korean.

• 1:16:19Speaker 04

  Okay, well, as long as you quote yourself like that.

• 1:16:21Bobby Lee?

  Would you dress Korean? Or just go naked like the Filipinos did back in the day?

• 1:16:24Speaker 04

  Hey, just go Filipinos. Go Filipinos, go proud.

• 1:16:28Speaker 02

  Oh no, we'll go hard. But what era of Philippines do you want to dress as, Gil? Do you want to do like the Filipiniana stuff?

• 1:16:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give me a historic Filipino outfit.

• 1:16:36Speaker 02

  Listen, listen, there's two. We either go Spanish influenced, which is like already fully clothed, or we go fully like indigenous.

• 1:16:45Speaker 04

  When you were free.

• 1:16:46Speaker 02

  Which is like, you know, with a, you know, the...

• 1:16:49Bobby Lee?

  Can we just all dress with one type of clothing?

• 1:16:52Speaker 02

  Well, I know. It feels weird dressing Korean.

• 1:16:54Speaker 04

  He wants all of us to be Korean.

• 1:16:56Bobby Lee?

  Just everyone Abercrombie.

• 1:16:57Speaker 04

  Why? Because you have a hookup at the Korean store?

• 1:17:00Bobby Lee?

  No, some, some black guy was dressed as Ken from Street Fighter. Like, who gives a fuck? At the Renaissance? At the Renaissance fair.

• 1:17:06Speaker 04

  Bobby, this is the rule. Black people can dress as anything.

• 1:17:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:11Speaker 04

  Right?

• 1:17:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:17:12Speaker 04

  We have to go sideways.

• 1:17:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I saw albino white dude dressed as Blanca from Street Fighter. I mean, we can do whatever you want.

• 1:17:19Speaker 04

  Okay, fine. Then, yeah, I'll be, I'll, I want that same outfit you have.

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  We'll go rent it at one place. You wouldn't do it? You refuse?

• 1:17:26Speaker 02

  I'll wear a humble.

• 1:17:27Bobby Lee?

  Give me, give me historic Filipino clothing.

• 1:17:30Speaker 04

  Can you help me open this? So sorry. The nails are...

• 1:17:33Speaker 03

  I have a question.

• 1:17:34Speaker 04

  Thank you. Yes. Yeah.

• 1:17:35Speaker 03

  How do they put the chocolate on the chip?

• 1:17:39Speaker 04

  You know what? That's a good question.

• 1:17:40Bobby Lee?

  It's the first time he's had it. That's a really good question.

• 1:17:42Speaker 02

  I have your answer.

• 1:17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Okay, here we go. So you're gonna dress like...

• 1:17:47Speaker 03

  But it's hot.

• 1:17:47Bobby Lee?

  That's pretty cool, though.

• 1:17:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's really cool. That's, but that's the, after the Spaniards took over.

• 1:17:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is that. So this is more like Filipiniana stuff.

• 1:17:54Bobby Lee?

  Can you go before Spaniards?

• 1:17:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That is pretty cool, though.

• 1:17:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:59Speaker 04

  Thank you. Look at that cross.

• 1:18:00Speaker 02

  Pre-colonial Filipino.

• 1:18:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, look at that, look at that Catholic cross. Oh my god.

• 1:18:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's...

• 1:18:05Bobby Lee?

  That looks dope, though. It's very Spanish, though.

• 1:18:07Speaker 02

  I know, but I, I don't know if I wanna... I guess, cool still.

• 1:18:11Speaker 04

  You know?

• 1:18:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wait, Kalina.

• 1:18:13Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:18:13Speaker 03

  It can't be dipped, because it's not dipped over here.

• 1:18:16Speaker 02

  Oh, you can just one side. You can still, you know what? Take a chip and lay it on melted chocolate, and then, and then remove it.

• 1:18:24Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:18:25Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:18:26Speaker 04

  We gotta try to make some.

• 1:18:27Speaker 02

  I think I just gave you a logical answer and you're rejecting it.

• 1:18:30Speaker 04

  Why don't we try to make some next time? You do a cooking show and we make these.

• 1:18:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, we'll do a cooking show.

• 1:18:35Speaker 03

  Chocolate, it's hot, it's melted.

• 1:18:37Speaker 02

  I know, but it doesn't take long for it to not be melted, Hyman.

• 1:18:40Speaker 03

  But how, like?

• 1:18:41Speaker 02

  Put it in a fridge.

• 1:18:41Speaker 03

  Are these people doing it or a machine?

• 1:18:43Speaker 04

  Maybe.

• 1:18:44Speaker 02

  Either way, it's doable. It's doable.

• 1:18:46Speaker 03

  You think it's a machine?

• 1:18:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:48Speaker 03

  Nah, it's too much.

• 1:18:49Speaker 04

  But I get it. I'm also anti-machine, okay? I wish it was a person doing it all day.

• 1:18:55Bobby Lee?

  Do you really like it?

• 1:18:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's good.

• 1:18:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:57Speaker 04

  He wants to go to Japan now for the.

• 1:18:59Speaker 03

  Oh, can I get it at San Claro?

• 1:19:00Speaker 04

  Huh? You could get it, you could do, you could get that.

• 1:19:04Bobby Lee?

  Alright, let's regroup, let's regroup.

• 1:19:05Speaker 02

  Okay, so Gilbert, you find us a picture?

• 1:19:08Speaker 04

  We're back.

• 1:19:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, dude.

• 1:19:09Speaker 04

  We're all wearing hanbo.

• 1:19:10Speaker 05

  But that's dipping both sides, you're.

• 1:19:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:12Speaker 05

  You just proved Hyman's point.

• 1:19:14Speaker 00

  No, but you could also, you could also just pour chocolate on it.

• 1:19:16Speaker 05

  But, but, why are you throwing a video that proves his point?

• 1:19:18Speaker 00

  Well, there's not a lot of videos of chocolate pouring.

• 1:19:21Bobby Lee?

  Listen, you put the chips down, you pour it on one side, right, on top? And that's it. How is it fucking difficult?

• 1:19:28Speaker 04

  Bobby, have I ever told you you have anger issues?

• 1:19:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do. I don't care. I'm fucking mad right now. Shut the fuck up about the dipping, dude.

• 1:19:34Speaker 03

  It's good, though.

• 1:19:35Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know it is good, but I'm tired of it. You know what I mean? We keep going back to it for some reason in my mind.

• 1:19:41Speaker 04

  Because I'm.

• 1:19:42Bobby Lee?

  Give me some. I only had one.

• 1:19:44Speaker 03

  It was colitas, so.

• 1:19:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:19:45Speaker 02

  Oh, no, for everyone, no, no, no.

• 1:19:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go to the first one.

• 1:19:47Speaker 04

  Here's another bag.

• 1:19:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:19:48Speaker 04

  Here's another, oh.

• 1:19:49Speaker 02

  Okay, so the picture on this, on the bottom right, this right here, we're called the pintados.

• 1:19:53Speaker 00

  This one?

• 1:19:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, come on.

• 1:19:55Bobby Lee?

  You have pintado it, pintado it.

• 1:19:56Speaker 02

  So the pintados were the pre-colonial Filipinos where we used to actually have tattoos as a beautification process, as sort of like a rite of passage for when you, because we were a headhunting culture. And before the Spanish came, when the Spanish came, they, they, they looked at us pintados and said, "This is barbaric. We're gonna spread Catholicism," and then drove that tradition and culture out, the tattooing and all of that. And, but we were just sort of naked, beautiful, tattooed headhunters, so I think that's what we should go as.

• 1:20:32Speaker 04

  Let's do that era, yeah. I'm all for it.

• 1:20:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, that, the.

• 1:20:35Speaker 04

  Because it's gotta be hot anyway during Renaissance fair, right?

• 1:20:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 1:20:39Speaker 02

  That's what I wanna go as.

• 1:20:40Bobby Lee?

  That photo right there, to the, what's that?

• 1:20:43Speaker 02

  That's still Filipina though.

• 1:20:44Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 1:20:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, look at, you see all of that.

• 1:20:47Speaker 04

  You know what? Yeah, I don't wanna be in a humbuk, I'm gonna be hot too. I wanna be a Korean person before like bath. So like, I can also be not hot. Is that okay?

• 1:20:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I'm gonna say something to you.

• 1:21:00Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:21:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay? Cause you're pulling a hyamie right now.

• 1:21:06Speaker 04

  Um, are we, excuse me?

• 1:21:08Bobby Lee?

  Don't touch him.

• 1:21:08Speaker 04

  What are we?

• 1:21:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I'm gonna say, you can touch if you want, that's my bad.

• 1:21:11Speaker 04

  Were we invited to the table or not? For a reason?

• 1:21:14Bobby Lee?

  What I'm gonna say to you is this, okay? Alright? Number one, I took layers off.

• 1:21:19Speaker 04

  You did?

• 1:21:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I went, you know, I'm not gonna wear this, it's gonna be hot. And I was pretty cool, we all were.

• 1:21:24Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:21:25Bobby Lee?

  Alright? Now, if you don't wanna wear the humbuk, that's one thing. To make an excuse, it's another thing. And what I'm gonna say to you is, right, dress however the fuck you want to then.

• 1:21:34Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:21:35Bobby Lee?

  Right, but I was just trying to-

• 1:21:36Speaker 04

  That was-

• 1:21:36Bobby Lee?

  I was trying-

• 1:21:37Speaker 04

  Look at, they were almost bowl cuts.

• 1:21:39Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you know what? I know, dude, dude, do that!

• 1:21:42Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:21:43Bobby Lee?

  Cause that was still, you know what? Why don't we go that next time? I don't care.

• 1:21:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, go, go as Japanese.

• 1:21:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:48Speaker 04

  Everyone's allowed to be Japanese, by the way.

• 1:21:50Speaker 02

  I don't think Koreans and Filipinos are allowed to. Yeah, we are allowed to be, but like, you know.

• 1:21:54Speaker 04

  Oh, no, Japanese people are the first people that would put you in kimonos. You show up in Japan, they're like, please put this on. We love it on you.

• 1:22:02Bobby Lee?

  Why did you guys boil Koreans alive?

• 1:22:04Speaker 02

  Or Filipinos.

• 1:22:06Speaker 04

  This is why, see, I told you.

• 1:22:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, why did you do that?

• 1:22:08Speaker 04

  Have I told you?

• 1:22:09Bobby Lee?

  Cause my dad used to tell me that you did that.

• 1:22:10Speaker 04

  Oh, it's so messed up.

• 1:22:11Speaker 03

  She did that, or the people?

• 1:22:12Bobby Lee?

  The Japanese did.

• 1:22:13Speaker 04

  Can you believe? If he had me on-

• 1:22:16Bobby Lee?

  Between specials, he does that as a-

• 1:22:18Speaker 04

  Do you know the amount of, the amount of forgiveness and conversations me and Bobby would have had to have if I did that?

• 1:22:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:25Speaker 04

  And he still had me on this podcast?

• 1:22:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know, I would question it, but maybe, I don't know.

• 1:22:29Speaker 04

  Right?

• 1:22:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if you boiled my dad?

• 1:22:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:22:31Bobby Lee?

  Or my mom?

• 1:22:31Speaker 04

  The amount of like, right?

• 1:22:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 1:22:33Speaker 04

  Presents I would have to bring.

• 1:22:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but the things that my dad and mom would tell me about what you guys did to them was pretty fucking crazy.

• 1:22:38Speaker 04

  Oh, it's insane, that's why I always say, hey, I'm Taiwanese too.

• 1:22:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true.

• 1:22:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:22:43Speaker 02

  That is a really good-

• 1:22:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:22:45Bobby Lee?

  That's a good excuse.

• 1:22:45Speaker 02

  That's a good out. Yeah, even like, growing up too, like, you heard it from my grandparents so much, like, my-

• 1:22:50Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:22:51Speaker 02

  My grandma had to, was forced to get married at 13, cause if she didn't, then the Japanese troops would rape the single women.

• 1:22:59Speaker 04

  Oh wow, yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:00Speaker 02

  Or put them, uh, make them comfort women, so they, the comfort women were, it was like forced prostitution for the military.

• 1:23:06Speaker 04

  Right, right.

• 1:23:06Speaker 02

  So, yeah, like, that's what I heard, like, growing up so much, but that's not-

• 1:23:10Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:23:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:12Speaker 04

  I'm like, look, okay, I wear a humbug.

• 1:23:13Bobby Lee?

  Why break it up? Why break it up?

• 1:23:14Speaker 04

  Hey, hey, I'm gonna wear a humbug.

• 1:23:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:17Speaker 04

  Hey, I'm gonna wear a humbug.

• 1:23:19Speaker 02

  I'll wear a humbug.

• 1:23:20Speaker 04

  And, and not take any layers off. It's a promise.

• 1:23:25Bobby Lee?

  Let's do a closing song, we gotta.

• 1:23:28Speaker 05

  And your special is out, so.

• 1:23:29Bobby Lee?

  Your special is out.

• 1:23:31Speaker 04

  My special's out on the set.

• 1:23:33Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:23:33Speaker 04

  We're Hulu siblings.

• 1:23:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:38Speaker 00

  It's called "Father."

• 1:23:41Speaker 03

  Hey, what is your theme song for life?

• 1:23:43Speaker 00

  Oh, Jaime has a question.

• 1:23:45Speaker 03

  What would consider to be your theme song?

• 1:23:47Speaker 04

  My theme song for life?

• 1:23:48Speaker 03

  For your life.

• 1:23:49Speaker 04

  It's about to be this one, hit it.

• 1:23:53Speaker 04

  The one you're about to hear.

• 1:23:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:55Speaker 04

  Hit it, Bob.

• 1:23:57Bobby Lee?

  I, oh, sing.

• 1:24:00Speaker 04

  Oh. Hey, it's me. I go. Okay.

• 1:24:12Speaker 04

  And I have a special on Hulu and Disney+. Go watch it, it's called "Father." And Bobby will have his special there too. Siblings.

• 1:24:29Bobby Lee?

  Sibling.

• 1:24:31Speaker 04

  I'm half Taiwanese.

• 1:24:32Bobby Lee?

  How'd you feel? How, how, how, how did you feel about today's episode?

• 1:24:36Speaker 04

  Oh, my gosh, y'all are the funnest, y'all are so incredible.

• 1:24:40Bobby Lee?

  We went, we did a lot of variety of topics.

• 1:24:42Speaker 02

  I did, I wanted to go deeper.

• 1:24:44Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you know what?

• 1:24:45Speaker 00

  Part two.

• 1:24:45Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna have her back.

• 1:24:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:24:47Bobby Lee?

  All right?

• 1:24:48Speaker 04

  We got, we got a little deep.

• 1:24:49Bobby Lee?

  Now, now she's in, now that we're in.

• 1:24:51Speaker 04

  We got a little deep, I got accused of, you know, war atrocities.

• 1:24:59Bobby Lee?

  You know, I'll, I'll be honest with you, um, you know, when I started doing comedy, there was just me and Joe. Coy.

• 1:25:06Speaker 04

  Margaret.

• 1:25:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Margaret had already been ahead though.

• 1:25:09Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:25:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm talking about open mic scene. There was really no one around and, you know, now that I see what's come since, it's really just mind blowing to me. It's, I'm shocked by it.

• 1:25:23Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:25:23Bobby Lee?

  It's just so many funny, young, cool, look at her. So many cool, that looks so dope, that fucking.

• 1:25:30Speaker 04

  It's so good.

• 1:25:31Bobby Lee?

  It's so good, dude.

• 1:25:32Speaker 00

  Do you want to see your website?

• 1:25:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, mine sucks.

• 1:25:34Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:25:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna change mine. Who's, who?

• 1:25:36Speaker 00

  We'll make it.

• 1:25:36Bobby Lee?

  Make it, please.

• 1:25:38Speaker 00

  This is a good website.

• 1:25:38Bobby Lee?

  This is a good website, yeah. So that looks so dope.

• 1:25:41Speaker 04

  Very simple, very simple.

• 1:25:42Bobby Lee?

  And it's like, it's so, I'm so proud of you guys, I really am.

• 1:25:45Speaker 04

  Oh, I'm so proud of you, Bobby. I, yeah, I mean, even in the third grade, right, like, um, my, I mean, you're, you're my elder.

• 1:25:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:53Speaker 04

  You're my elder. You're like, I'm not old, but yes, I mean, right, like, the eighth grade, you got on Mad TV, that's when I was watching. And I wasn't like, oh, I'm gonna do comedy. I was like, that's so awesome that he's out there, you know what I mean? Like, I didn't have the self-confidence to be like, I'll do that one day. No, no, no. No way. But to not only know you, but to be able to hang out and, you know, call you a friend? What, what's wrong? Why are you making that face?

• 1:26:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm so happy that you're saying this, thank you.

• 1:26:24Speaker 04

  Oh, my gosh, yeah. No, it's truly, it's truly an honor. I had like a whole speech written out at home that I was gonna tell you.

• 1:26:31Bobby Lee?

  I don't think about that, no. I don't think about, I mean, I, I did what was in front of me, right? I mean, I think you would have done the same.

• 1:26:41Speaker 04

  For sure, yeah, but.

• 1:26:42Bobby Lee?

  It was, I, I have to admit, it was harder, maybe, back then, even in the nineties.

• 1:26:46Speaker 04

  But without Bobby Lee, there would be no Otso Kotska.

• 1:26:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?

• 1:26:51Speaker 04

  Birds, birds fans.

• 1:26:52Bobby Lee?

  Two birds in a pod don't make an equal, you know?

• 1:26:56Speaker 04

  Two, two birds in a pod.

• 1:26:57Bobby Lee?

  Don't make an equal. I just made that up. I don't know what it means, but sometimes you get to throw things out, you know what I mean?

• 1:27:01Speaker 04

  Of course, that was good. Yeah, yes, that was, that was.

• 1:27:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:05Speaker 03

  That was good.

• 1:27:06Speaker 04

  See? Thank you, honey.

• 1:27:08Bobby Lee?

  So, everyone, check it out. Go see her special. It's immedi- it's very urgent. It's urgent to do it because, you know, she's a part of our family and we want to support her because she's so funny. She's a nice person and she's so original and I think that she is a huge star. So, give her a round of applause, everybody. Very, very.

• 1:27:26Speaker 04

  Oh, thank you, Bobby.