#686 - Caleb Pressley

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  He's a content catalyst. He's the interview assassin. You know him from his show, Sunday Conversation with his cohort, Mr. Glennie Balls. Um, I'm grateful for his return to the show. It's my friend Caleb Presley.

• 1:02Speaker 01

  Bro, you kind of, I don't even need to say this in a negative way at all.

• 1:05Speaker 02

  Don't say it.

• 1:06Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:07Speaker 02

  What do you say?

• 1:08Speaker 01

  But do you want to know it or not?

• 1:10Speaker 02

  Well, obviously I want to know it now.

• 1:12Speaker 01

  Okay. I think there you sometimes resemble sometimes a trafficked woman.

• 1:19Speaker 02

  Nope. Nope. Would rather you not say it.

• 1:22Speaker 01

  Oh, I knew it. I knew it, dude. We need, what we need to find is somebody who, when we want to say something, we, there's a mediator. There's almost like a, um, an escrow account.

• 1:34Speaker 02

  You can put it in?

• 1:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:35Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:35Speaker 01

  It's like, we, we say something like, I put a little, let me, let me tell Terrence first and see what he.

• 1:40Speaker 02

  Well, that way you can get out of your own body. Yeah. Cause I know you have a hard time sometimes holding stuff in.

• 1:44Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, yeah, I've had some mild nightly ejaculatory issues. Okay. Oh, I went on a run with the hand recently.

• 1:54Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:59Speaker 01

  I'm a bot, homie. I have not been looking at pornography, so I am 52 days off of, uh, looking at porno.

• 2:07Speaker 02

  Is that better or worse?

• 2:08Speaker 01

  Oh, it's good.

• 2:10Speaker 02

  But to be on that large of a run.

• 2:12Speaker 01

  Oh, but do you mean to be still be doing, um, like pleasure myself or whatever?

• 2:17Speaker 02

  Yeah. Like what are you?

• 2:18Speaker 01

  Well, I'm jerking off.

• 2:19Speaker 02

  Yeah. But like, what are you thinking about?

• 2:22Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm thinking about women.

• 2:24Speaker 02

  All the time, every time?

• 2:26Speaker 01

  Okay. Look, I will say this. Every now and then you will see a guy kind of run by in the back of the fantasy. I will say that, but I don't know what he's doing and I don't know him.

• 2:34Speaker 02

  You just get boys, like they say, like the big rock stars or whatever. They have a heart, after they just had sex with so many women, they're not even like gay. They just, eventually you get tired of women and you jerked off so many times.

• 2:46Speaker 01

  I mean, that's a good point, dude. Bro, jerking off is the gayest thing really because it's also ego. First of all, you're jerking a dude off, right?

• 2:55Speaker 02

  Facts.

• 2:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's you.

• 2:56Speaker 02

  Facts.

• 2:57Speaker 01

  But still.

• 2:58Speaker 02

  Fat dude sometimes.

• 3:03Speaker 01

  So I don't know. I gotta look into it.

• 3:05Speaker 02

  Dude, you want to hear something crazy about being a fat dude? This morning I was in the shower.

• 3:09Speaker 01

  And are you feeling fat? Just a?

• 3:11Speaker 02

  No.

• 3:12Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 3:12Speaker 02

  I mean, I'm, I mean, if you, you did the math or whatever, you did the scale or whatever. But I don't feel fat. I feel normal. It's probably a problem. I feel very not fat.

• 3:23Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 3:23Speaker 02

  I still feel like normal, but every once in a while I will catch a glimpse of myself, which this morning I was in the shower. And my buddy FaceTiming and I had the phone playing music. And so I have a little stand on the back of my phone. So like it's kind of stands up. And you know how FaceTime when it comes on, it shows you, it automatically pops up the screen of yourself? Like if you pick up a FaceTime, you see yourself.

• 3:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:45Speaker 02

  And so I was in the shower and I saw I was getting a FaceTime. So I moved in the shower and I noticed that the phone is still, it's not moving, but the screen followed me in the shower. Through like a, uh, like the shower window or whatever had steam and all this type of shit on it. And it followed me all the way across and I kept walking back and forth, trying to get away from it. And it was just following me, the camera.

• 4:06Speaker 01

  So what are you seeing? Like your screen's a gay dude or whatever?

• 4:08Speaker 02

  Dude, the screens are just, they're on first of all, all the time. So you can just assume that if your phone's there, it's on you. And then it's not only can you just like have it like this, looking at you, you can point it like this and it will still side eye you like this.

• 4:24Speaker 02

  That's what he was doing. It was like, dude.

• 4:26Speaker 01

  Giving you that Mona Lisa.

• 4:28Speaker 02

  The silent smile. So.

• 4:30Speaker 01

  Is that true? Your phone is following you now?

• 4:33Speaker 02

  It was, I'd never seen it in my life.

• 4:35Speaker 01

  Apple's iPhone center stage feature allows your iPhone to automatically pan, zoom, and keep you centered in the frame during video calls and selfies. God. So, I mean, just look where we're at. It's, it's like.

• 4:51Speaker 02

  It's time. It's here.

• 4:52Speaker 01

  It's here. God. Yeah. I don't know. My buddy did call me a couple of weeks ago and he was kind of, I don't want to say he was crying, but he teared up pretty heavy. And he's a bigger guy and I think it was.

• 5:06Speaker 02

  Is this about me?

• 5:09Speaker 02

  Don't do this again. This is a good opportunity for the escrow. You don't, you haven't gone there yet. You can do it.

• 5:15Speaker 01

  Welcome to word escrow. Well, whatever you're gonna say, you tell somebody else first. That's a great little invention for like married couples or whatever.

• 5:24Speaker 02

  Just married couples probably need a lot of middlemen.

• 5:27Speaker 01

  There's like this middle AI box or something where you go say whatever we were gonna say to your spouse into the box. And then it like a minute later, it tells you if you should or shouldn't say it.

• 5:36Speaker 02

  Yes. Or it can convert it into something you should say.

• 5:40Speaker 01

  Oh, that's good.

• 5:42Speaker 02

  It can tell your heart. It can like, it can tell that you're a good person. It's like this guy meant this. He had a good heart. He shouldn't have said this, but this is what he should have said with that type of heart. Cause that guy's got a good heart.

• 5:54Speaker 01

  He's an asshole, but.

• 5:56Speaker 02

  He means well.

• 5:57Speaker 01

  But God, he's got a ticker on him. Yeah, he's a piece of shit, but every Valentine's Day he pulls up. Oh dang dude. Yeah. What was I freaking talking about? Who knows? Oh yeah, dude. So my friend, he called, he was kind of like teared up or whatever. And he called me, he's like, dude, I was working the other day and I saw my shadow and my shadow was fat. And he's like, that's when it like something hit him.

• 6:28Speaker 02

  Are you talking about Glenny Balls? Are you still talking about me and Glenny Balls?

• 6:31Speaker 01

  I mean, no, this is not like some type of intervention, man. You guys are gonna be, I mean, I don't know. I do, I have prayed for some of his, you know.

• 6:42Speaker 02

  No, Glenny Balls is actually looking really good, but we did just have Andrew Huberman on our show. And he wants to do, he, he did an intervention with Glenny during the middle of the show.

• 6:50Speaker 01

  Did he really? Wow. And what did he, what, where did he come to? Like what was Glenny's?

• 6:57Speaker 02

  Glenny said, I don't want to do it. No, don't do it.

• 6:58Speaker 01

  Oh, he did that?

• 6:59Speaker 02

  Yeah. It was like an exorcism almost. An exorcisism.

• 7:05Speaker 01

  He's just trying to fucking, they're trying to summon the appetite out of Glenny. Like, yeah. Chipotle. He's just channeling different fucking buffalo mozzarella.

• 7:20Speaker 02

  No, Glenny's doing, Glenny's looking great. He's, he's lost, oh my God, so much weight. And you think he walks all the time? No, he's a healthy guy. I golfed in it. In a PGA event, well PGA Pro-Am with Glenny.

• 7:33Speaker 01

  Did you really?

• 7:34Speaker 02

  Last week. He's golfing. Yeah.

• 7:35Speaker 01

  Oh, well, one thing that I loved watching Glenny, Glenny has some of the best socials, right? Well, first of all, he's one of the greatest guys and we're talking about Caleb's co-host, Glenny Balls. Um, yeah. And there he is right there. Oh God. Bro, if I could have a Christmas ornament, bro. He's like the, he's like the wreath you would love to hang on the door of your home. You know, he's just, he is, there's nothing like him, brother.

• 8:00Speaker 02

  There he is.

• 8:02Speaker 01

  And God only made one of them. Well, they said God made three of them, but they just put them into one.

• 8:06Speaker 02

  That's.

• 8:07Speaker 01

  Is that messed up?

• 8:08Speaker 02

  No, no. Funny.

• 8:12Speaker 01

  I should have said that into the, uh, into the word escrow. God. Glenny, just joking, man. We love you.

• 8:18Speaker 02

  Love you, Glenn.

• 8:19Speaker 01

  You think he's, he's gonna be upset?

• 8:21Speaker 02

  No, no, no. He likes being talked about.

• 8:22Speaker 01

  Oh, he does?

• 8:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:23Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, he's one of the most charming guys and I do love, he goes for his walks on his, uh, on his social media. So you're kind of with him in his journey. And also one thing that he, he does best bite, right? Like he'll go and he'll sit down at a foodery or some like even a halfway house where the, you know, where the meth cook is even taking a break to make some eggs or whatever. Like Glenny goes to some wild places, right? And the guy didn't even clean the pan and the guy's sitting there grilling up a couple of huevos for Glenny. And that best bite, oh, that meth house best bite, those, that one fucking shook him, you know?

• 8:58Speaker 02

  So when you go out to eat with Glenn, he makes a food review video.

• 9:02Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 9:02Speaker 02

  Every time. And I forget about it almost every time, but he makes it every time. So you have to do the camera work. And I think like, if I'm holding the camera, he wants, he wants my, me to say some like little lines in the background to kind of spice up or make it funny. Or like we're doing a duo comedy or something and he doesn't want me to talk. He gets really upset if I talk, cause it's the Glenn show. But it's every restaurant we go to. And I'm sure you probably, you've ate with Glenn a lot. I'm sure you've had to hold it one or two times.

• 9:30Speaker 01

  I can't remember. I was with him on vacation. So he may have been taking a break from work. I do think it's interesting that we are in this time where it's like, you can just be hanging out with somebody and then you suddenly just find out they're the, they're an influencer or something. Like you're on a date with a girl or something and you're just walking down the street and she's like, will you hold my phone while I do this backflip off this fucking taxi cab or whatever? You're like, what, what are you talking about? And she's like, oh, you don't know I'm backflip taxi bitch or whatever? I'm like, you're who? They're like, yeah, I'm backflip taxi bitch. You haven't seen my work or whatever? It's like, what? Like what? I just, I just want to go roller skating with you, you know? It's like, so it is kind of wild that we're in this place where you will get asked by somebody, hey, will you just be my cameraman for a, for a second?

• 10:14Speaker 02

  Yep. I was eating in New York City the other day and I was watching like the, it was a, I'm trying to think of the restaurant because it's so good. It's like a Chipotle. It's like Camino or something.

• 10:24Speaker 01

  Carbone maybe?

• 10:25Speaker 02

  No. Anyways, um, I was looking out the window on the street and a girl was doing like one of those man on the street interviews. Uh, that you just see all the time on social media. And it was just like watching her like have to grind getting people and she was doing it right in front of me. It was.

• 10:40Speaker 02

  I was happy it wasn't me, because early in my career, it was me.

• 10:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  I had to do it.

• 10:44Speaker 01

  Oh, it's true.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  I didn't have a choice. And I liked doing it for a while, but then I kind of stopped liking doing it. But I did figure out the number one way, if anyone's doing those, you can always get the interview. Every time, I figured this out after doing it for so long.

• 10:57Speaker 01

  So this is a hack?

• 10:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, because you go up, people was like, hey, I want to have you, can you talk to me? And actually, when I first started, this is like 10 or more years ago, people would want to be on camera, because it was like still like special or cool in their mind.

• 11:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:10Speaker 02

  They had no idea that I was about to just ask them the dumbest question ever.

• 11:15Speaker 02

  Anyways, I find out, people started saying no over the years. I found out if you say this, people always will say yes. You say, I gotta ask.

• 11:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:24Speaker 02

  And they're like, they're just curious about themselves. They're like, what, what is it? You gotta ask what? And it's in every time. I gotta ask.

• 11:32Speaker 01

  Dude, that's a good call, because you're kind of putting it on them a little bit.

• 11:36Speaker 02

  It sparks their own narcissism and curiosity about like, what is it about me you gotta ask about?

• 11:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, that reminds me when you hear a knock at the door, you don't have to open it.

• 11:46Speaker 02

  It's like, why does this person want to talk to me?

• 11:50Speaker 01

  But there is some little energy, but it's like, yeah, it just puts it on you. Because a knock on the door, that's just them saying, hey, it's up to you.

• 11:57Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 11:58Speaker 01

  And then.

• 11:58Speaker 02

  I'm here.

• 12:01Speaker 01

  But it, oh dude, that's interesting, bro. It is funny that there was a time where it's like, interviewing somebody on the street would just surprise, like, what are you doing? Like, what's even happening here? Now people are literally like running from those people, or that they're everywhere. Dude, I was in New York City and I was walking down the street and the guy comes up to me, I think it was the guy who was like, you seem so confident or whatever.

• 12:21Speaker 02

  No way.

• 12:22Speaker 01

  Yeah. And I was like, me?

• 12:26Speaker 01

  I was like, and I, and I was like, oh, no, no, no, I think you just see me at like a crazy angle or something.

• 12:33Speaker 01

  I'm not doing that great, but I am headed to the gym, so.

• 12:37Speaker 02

  Did you really get that guy?

• 12:39Speaker 01

  I, I think, but you can't tell if it's the real guy or if there's 30 guys.

• 12:42Speaker 02

  Well, I also do, yeah, who is the guy, just whoever's doing that.

• 12:45Speaker 01

  And I will say this, he was very nice. He was like a really nice guy and like, but I don't know if it was the actual guy, but yeah, that guy came and said something to me, or came and approached me. And, but I was shocked. I didn't realize at first what was going on. I thought it was just somebody saying, hey, you seem really confident. I was like, oh, no, you got.

• 13:02Speaker 02

  You got the wrong fucking guy, man.

• 13:05Speaker 01

  Dude, it might just be, I mean, my shirt's clean.

• 13:08Speaker 02

  Which is a start.

• 13:10Speaker 01

  So, have you seen that girl that interviews ghosts?

• 13:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's like, like, that's a, like, I'm just trying to think of all the crazy social.

• 13:20Speaker 02

  I forget about it, because I live in like basically a retirement area in Florida. I do. Like, I actually used to live in a retirement building. You came to my building.

• 13:29Speaker 01

  Yes, I did, dude.

• 13:30Speaker 02

  It was 50, 50 plus.

• 13:32Speaker 01

  Oh, bro, I've told this story countless times to everyone. I've said, this is like, I'll meet somebody immediately. I'm like, hey, my name's Theo. Do you know my friend Caleb lives in a retirement home? Do you know that? And he's underage. And then I have this joke, I'm like, he got grandfathered in.

• 13:47Speaker 02

  Nice. Dude, and that was.

• 13:50Speaker 01

  That was unbelievable. I remember I was walking down the hall to your apartment. I was just walking, right? And someone opened the door and was like, quiet it down out there. I just walked by their door and I was wearing tennis shoes.

• 14:03Speaker 02

  They, they, I mean, they loved me at first because there was like, who's this like young guy is like,

• 14:10Speaker 02

  well, actually, that's not even true. At first, I, at first, they like shut me because I was too young, whatever.

• 14:16Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Who's this guy with his T cells and everything, or his white blood count or whatever?

• 14:22Speaker 02

  It's health, health monger.

• 14:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, who's this guy with his, uh.

• 14:25Speaker 02

  His erections.

• 14:27Speaker 01

  And his elastic skin.

• 14:29Speaker 02

  That's not even elastic. That's not even true, though. That's like the horniest place you can go, these old places. But I say all that to say, someone told their grandma or whatever, came and visited and saw me, and they told their grandma, they're like, this guy, I've seen him do like an interview before. And so I'm riding the elevator one night, and this old lady looks up at me and she goes, I'm white.

• 14:56Speaker 02

  So, excuse me? She said, I'm white.

• 15:00Speaker 02

  I'm sorry, man, can I help you?

• 15:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:02Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm sorry, my grand, my grandson told me to say that I'm white. And I realized her grandson must have told her about the Kodak Black interview.

• 15:10Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 15:11Speaker 02

  Where he says, I'm Kodak Black, and when you see me, I'm white. This lady would just hit me with,

• 15:17Speaker 02

  I'm white. But then once that got, once the rumor hit, hit the town of that in the building, I had to move out.

• 15:25Speaker 01

  Well, I remember when I got over there, because we went to swim or whatever, and there was people, there was like those senior aerobics with the weights in the pool. There was some guys who were like, I thought they were being like quiet or whatever, but they were, a couple of guys that were asleep over there.

• 15:41Speaker 02

  Both?

• 15:42Speaker 01

  Yeah. And there was like a lot of like, just tanned kind of, yeah, it was a lot of like pigment Hebrews out there. There's a lot of like older Jewish Italian groups.

• 15:53Speaker 02

  That's it.

• 15:54Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 15:54Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 15:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:55Speaker 02

  That's actually a very accurate description.

• 15:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was good.

• 15:58Speaker 02

  That's what people don't understand about you, people who don't know you. I feel like people think you just say stuff. But the amount of times what you're saying is 95 to 98% exactly accurate is astounding.

• 16:08Speaker 01

  Really, dude?

• 16:09Speaker 02

  Hebrew Italians, that was, that was it.

• 16:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, lightly, kind of like, like browned around the edges a little bit.

• 16:17Speaker 02

  It's a beautiful description of where I was living.

• 16:19Speaker 01

  Thank you, dude. And a lot of jewelry, too.

• 16:22Speaker 02

  A lot of jewelry.

• 16:23Speaker 01

  A lot of jewelry, like, you know, heavy jewelry for their bodies, too.

• 16:28Speaker 02

  You know what I noticed, living in that old folks home? Was.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  And also, let me just say, let's go on record, and you never had any like complaints there, any set, like, people didn't think you were a predator or anything, because it's very, it's, I don't know if it's illegal, but it's odd for somebody who's not retired. This was a retirement building you were in. This was, this was 200 units of 65 plus.

• 16:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is just, to paint the picture, this is like the town like above Boca Raton, Florida. So this is very much retirement area. And I just somehow got a lease there. I don't even know if it was legal.

• 17:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, it seems odd, because I saw one dude that had Heaven or Bust tattooed on his back. And I thought it was a dude that's a woman.

• 17:15Speaker 01

  Because age kind of takes it all away, you know?

• 17:17Speaker 02

  But I noticed from living there that like, there's two types of old people.

• 17:21Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 17:22Speaker 02

  There's super happy, the most happy people you've ever met in your life. And then there's the other side, which are like the most grumps you've ever met in your life. And my theory is, I feel like by that time of your life, you've made so many like small decisions about how you're going to like approach stuff, that basically, you, you just get so worn into those decisions, that you're like slowly, every time you make a decision, you're slowly heading one direction, and you've done it so many times by that age, that you've either made grumpy decisions your whole life, you've turned into a total grump, or you've made like, kind of like nice person decisions your whole life, you've turned into like the happiest grandma or grandpa of all time. And it's kind of, inspired is a heavy word, but it's kind of made me like, think about it, like, all right, there's, I gotta approach this the right way,

• 18:06Speaker 02

  or else I'm going to end up a huge grump.

• 18:08Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's interesting, dude. Just that you would see that too, and you're kind of right. It's like, how do you want to end up? And then what is this little decision you're going to make here or there? Because a lot of it is just about very small decisions along the way.

• 18:22Speaker 02

  You don't see like a lot of old people, like, they're just kind of chill, and then like you never know what mood you're going to catch them in.

• 18:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:27Speaker 02

  If you know an old person in your life, you know what mood you're going to catch them in.

• 18:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, you don't meet a lot of those middle ground seniors, really.

• 18:33Speaker 02

  No.

• 18:33Speaker 01

  You don't meet a lot of those guys who's got one foot in the grave and one foot being an asshole or whatever. It's like, it's one or the other, dude.

• 18:44Speaker 01

  Caleb Pressley, man, good to see you, bro.

• 18:46Speaker 02

  Thanks for, thanks for having me. It's always good to see you.

• 18:48Speaker 01

  Dude, I like that jacket too. That's, what is that?

• 18:50Speaker 02

  It's my Chica Cheetah.

• 18:51Speaker 01

  Oh, that's your, uh. It's a tequila, peanut butter tequila.

• 18:55Speaker 02

  Peanut butter tequila.

• 18:56Speaker 01

  I knew that.

• 18:56Speaker 02

  Sounds like ass, but tastes good.

• 18:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:00Speaker 02

  We're working some taglines. Our other one is, yeah. Our, our initial one was, it's not penis, brother, it's peanut butter.

• 19:09Speaker 01

  Dude, that's a good one.

• 19:11Speaker 02

  And people seem to like that one. That's gone further than I thought it would go.

• 19:14Speaker 01

  It's not penis, brother, it's peanut butter.

• 19:17Speaker 02

  There's some concerns about it from, but like, that's the thing, is like, we're a small company, we don't really have oversight. So there really hasn't been any concerns. I just know that if we had oversight, they would have concerns about it.

• 19:26Speaker 01

  Oh, well, the biggest concern obviously would be.

• 19:28Speaker 02

  No oversight.

• 19:29Speaker 01

  Nut allergy.

• 19:30Speaker 02

  Nut allergy. Oh, well, allergen free. Because there's not real peanuts in there. It's not like we're grounding up peanuts and putting them in there.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  You mean there's, there's not real peanuts in it?

• 19:39Speaker 02

  No, bro, you can literally, if you have a peanut allergy, we've done this before, you can literally, see, it says on the site.

• 19:44Speaker 01

  Allergen free, no peanuts.

• 19:45Speaker 02

  You know if it says on the site, it's real.

• 19:47Speaker 01

  It's not penis, it's peanut butter. Is that what it is?

• 19:50Speaker 02

  It's not penis, brother, it's peanut butter.

• 19:52Speaker 01

  The nut allergy I'm worried about is some dude nutting on me or whatever.

• 19:55Speaker 02

  There's another one, live, laugh, nut.

• 19:59Speaker 01

  Oh, that's a cool one.

• 20:01Speaker 02

  That's another tagline I'm working on.

• 20:03Speaker 01

  Live, laugh, nut. I like that.

• 20:07Speaker 02

  And so like, we started as like a, we don't have like a big, like a big alcohol company behind us, or like, some of these new brands pop up, but they're almost like, kind of, I don't know if industry plant's the right word, but like, they have a lot of support behind them.

• 20:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:21Speaker 02

  Dude, we started as just a very small, it's like, me and like, four other guys. We'd like, launched in New Jersey, that was like, our launch state, and we've just been kind of matriculating state by state. I think we're in like, thirty-three states now.

• 20:35Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 20:35Speaker 02

  But, that was three years ago, we did that, and this year, we're gonna sell our millionth bottle.

• 20:39Speaker 01

  Let's go, really?

• 20:40Speaker 02

  Millionth bottle. And dude, we're like, nowhere. Cause the people who try it, it sounds like ass, but the people who try it, like it, and the people who like it, love it.

• 20:48Speaker 01

  Well dude, I've been places and heard people talk about it, uh, when you weren't even there, whenever, so I, uh, it's definitely gaining like, a popularity.

• 20:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, so it's, it's been, it's been really fun. It's kind of like a little, it's cool to have like, a business. Obviously, we both are like, doing other stuff, but, that's like, literally a business. It's kind of like a little baby you have out in the world. Because, it like, does its, it like, does stuff without you. So you like, like, you do your best to like, make sure everything's going well, and like, you, you raise it right, but then like, you know, it goes to class, or you like, send it to school, and like, you just hope that people like it, and like, it doesn't like, get in trouble or whatever.

• 21:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:26Speaker 02

  It's like, like, somewhere out in the world, someone's drinking chica cheeta right now, and then knows nothing about me, or nothing about my business partners, like.

• 21:31Speaker 01

  And it's early, too, let's say that.

• 21:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like, ten thirty, morning. Our, Wisconsin's our biggest state.

• 21:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's say that, bro. Oh, because peanut butter and cheese, dude, it goes.

• 21:42Speaker 02

  It's a Venn diagram.

• 21:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:44Speaker 02

  Alcohol, peanut butter. That's us.

• 21:49Speaker 01

  Oh dude, that's great, bro. Um, that's chica cheet, how do you say?

• 21:54Speaker 02

  Chica cheeta.

• 21:55Speaker 01

  Chica cheeta.

• 21:56Speaker 02

  Chica cheeta.

• 21:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:57Speaker 02

  It means cool girl, in Spanish.

• 21:59Speaker 01

  Does it?

• 22:00Speaker 02

  Or someone would say it means like, cool, cool bitch, but I don't know, like, that seems.

• 22:05Speaker 01

  Cool bitch?

• 22:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it doesn't seem.

• 22:08Speaker 01

  Cool bitch?

• 22:09Speaker 02

  The girl, the person who told me that is the guy who, like, founded our company.

• 22:12Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 22:12Speaker 02

  But, everyone else I've talked to says it means cool girl. Like, all the Spanish people are like, Mexican people, they say, oh, cool girl. But he keeps on saying it means cool bitch, so I don't know.

• 22:22Speaker 01

  He might have been upset at his wife or something.

• 22:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, but, anyways, yeah, there is, cool girl, so you even Google Translate.

• 22:27Speaker 01

  Oh, they got a cool girl, chica cheeta.

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• 26:12Speaker 01

  Yeah dude, good to see you, bro.

• 26:13Speaker 02

  Good to see you, always good to see you.

• 26:15Speaker 01

  Thanks.

• 26:16Speaker 02

  You look, you look healthy, wealthy, and wise.

• 26:18Speaker 01

  Do I?

• 26:19Speaker 02

  Handsome, and good. Is that too much?

• 26:22Speaker 01

  I think it's fine.

• 26:22Speaker 02

  Recut, let's do that again.

• 26:24Speaker 01

  You're definitely starting to look like, kind of, one of those missing women from my neighborhood. Dude, sometimes the missing women posters, like, they put up kind of a good-looking drawing, like, they, I don't know if they had a good artist in our town or something when I was young, but the, whoever drew the missing people in our town, oh, baddies.

• 26:42Speaker 02

  It's like, I know where they're at. Well, I don't know what, where, but I know why.

• 26:48Speaker 01

  Yeah dude, they can't be that good-looking, bro.

• 26:52Speaker 02

  It'd still be here.

• 26:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, it'd still be here.

• 26:56Speaker 02

  They didn't get kidnapped, they moved. He saw the moving truck outside their house.

• 27:03Speaker 01

  Yeah dude, some people, dude, it was kind of a thingy for, from a smaller place, bro, like, people that got too good-looking, they had to move out of the town, get fucked, bro.

• 27:16Speaker 02

  I know, cause then it just leaves you with all your buddies, and you look around and be like, ugly. Every single one of us.

• 27:24Speaker 01

  You're just like, dude, they left.

• 27:26Speaker 02

  It does, it does improve the vibe of somewhere, if someone there is an attractive person.

• 27:37Speaker 01

  You think that's it? Dude, that's, you and I are the most attractive guys at all, and, we don't really like, it doesn't have to be your looks.

• 27:44Speaker 02

  Well, imagine us right here, and then someone attractive was here as well.

• 27:48Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 27:50Speaker 02

  We were still having fun, but the vibes would be better.

• 27:53Speaker 01

  The vibes would be up. You're right, like, Clavicular, or maybe Alex Earl, maybe? Or, who else, probably? Oh, that lady from, um, Friday Night Lights, the, uh.

• 28:07Speaker 02

  Which one?

• 28:08Speaker 01

  The mom. And the daughter, and the, and the.

• 28:14Speaker 02

  High school movie?

• 28:17Speaker 01

  Good call.

• 28:18Speaker 02

  She probably was twenty-five, actress, though, let's say that.

• 28:20Speaker 01

  But hey, but hey, I'm not letting that fucking be usable in court, okay? The mom, the mom. Um, dude, we get to go to Morgan's for dinner tonight.

• 28:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:32Speaker 01

  What do you think he's gonna have? You think he's gonna have like, like, you think like, the food will be like, the, his plates will be like, guitar-shaped or anything like that, or you think he?

• 28:40Speaker 01

  You think it's like, a theme energy or whatever?

• 28:41Speaker 02

  I don't know, I've never been over there. I've never been over there. What does he, I'm a, I didn't even know he like, you hear about like, all these singers living in Nashville, but, you don't know if they do for real.

• 28:51Speaker 01

  That's a good point, actually.

• 28:52Speaker 02

  Could be optics.

• 28:53Speaker 01

  Oh, could be the ops, dude. Uh, Alan Jackson lives in fucking Alabama or somewhere else.

• 28:59Speaker 02

  Does he really?

• 29:00Speaker 01

  I don't know, I made that up.

• 29:01Speaker 02

  That is what I like about Nashville, like, coming back here, obviously, I lived here for a while, coming back, yesterday, I was like, god, this place is rocks, I love it.

• 29:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:09Speaker 02

  People are great, people are great, you can see everyone's so, this is gray every day. So the lighting's perfect for a picture. I mean, I haven't seen the sun in Nashville, ever. And people, every time I come, they're like, bro, you just missed it, we just had, it's been so hot out, it's been so sunny, I was like, not today, or yesterday, was it?

• 29:28Speaker 01

  Dude, well, but, but, the problem is, and I'll tell you this, Caleb, is, the problem is, when you get the sun here, they package it all at once, I don't know if there was like, a backup on it or whatever, and they delivered it all at once, but we just had a heat dome here, okay? We were the hottest place on earth, bro. All the sun, bring it up, bring up that heat dome. The hottest place on earth. An oppressive heat dome, first of all, and I like a little bit of dome, but, this is much. An oppressive heat dome centered over Tennessee in mid-September twenty twenty-six, drove temperatures to record-breaking levels, making the atmosphere above the state temporarily taller and hotter, than the air over the Sahara Desert.

• 30:10Speaker 02

  That's too much, man.

• 30:12Speaker 01

  So that is hot, dude.

• 30:15Speaker 02

  Um, how about this, pull this up, pull this up.

• 30:20Speaker 02

  Who gets more rain? Seattle, Washington, or Nashville, Tennessee?

• 30:27Speaker 02

  Nashville, Tennessee gets more rain than Seattle, Washington. Forty-seven to fifty inches versus thirty-seven to thirty-eight inches.

• 30:35Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 30:36Speaker 02

  That's the only bad part about Nashville.

• 30:39Speaker 01

  Is the rain?

• 30:39Speaker 02

  You can't go outside.

• 30:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:41Speaker 02

  No, it doesn't feel like it's rainy, but it does feel gray, but the people here are the like, the people in the airport are the best, everyone.

• 30:47Speaker 01

  The people are, oh, the people here are great, dude. Now, we'll say one thing, you're like, man, I love, I love being here, look at this awesome picture I took, and it was a picture of just a cloudy sky over a vape shop.

• 30:57Speaker 02

  I thought you would like it. I didn't think it was a picture for me, I was like, you'll love this picture.

• 31:01Speaker 01

  Well, it is true, I do, I, yes, I'm vaping.

• 31:07Speaker 02

  But it's cool, man, and if, so where I live now, I live in Florida, but like, if I have to travel so much for work, like, I'm probably traveling three weeks a month.

• 31:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:16Speaker 02

  If I wasn't, I would be here.

• 31:18Speaker 01

  It's the best place, for traveling especially.

• 31:21Speaker 02

  Which, because it's central.

• 31:22Speaker 01

  It's pretty central, dude.

• 31:23Speaker 02

  Right.

• 31:23Speaker 01

  And it's been, I mean, yeah, I mean, Nashville's been great, the people, the best, dude, it's the best people around.

• 31:28Speaker 02

  There's a lot of people here that we know, there's a lot of like, people that are awesome that like.

• 31:33Speaker 01

  Well, dude, we get to freaking go to dinner at, we get to freaking go to dinner at Morgan's, dude.

• 31:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's gonna be great.

• 31:38Speaker 01

  What do we even wear?

• 31:39Speaker 02

  I don't know, I really hadn't thought about it, but I was probably, you're probably gonna see me in this. Dude, I pulled out a shirt out of my bag this morning, I don't know if I want this. I pulled a shirt out of my bag this morning, clean shirt, put it on, I was gonna wear it on the podcast, smelled like shit.

• 31:51Speaker 01

  Uh-uh. You think there was shit in your dryer or whatever?

• 31:54Speaker 02

  I don't know, I'm, I don't know, man.

• 31:56Speaker 01

  Are you using like a shared dryer or whatever? Because I remember I was living in this one apartment complex and somebody like, um, tried to clean baby diapers or whatever, and they just washed a bunch of like, baby diapers from Walmart or whatever, they put them in the thing.

• 32:08Speaker 02

  Washed the diapers?

• 32:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, and then they put them in the dryer and the shit, dude, they had some type of shit, like, I don't know if it was called baby shit, or like, youth shit or whatever, in the dryer for, oh. Dude, and was like, it was a shared unit, like, you know, we all had to use it or whatever, and god, dude. I remember for probably three months, just everything smelled like shit.

• 32:29Speaker 02

  Yuck.

• 32:30Speaker 01

  It was the worst.

• 32:31Speaker 02

  Youth shit, it's the worst.

• 32:33Speaker 01

  Youth shit? Yeah, it's not, I mean, I'll tell you this, if they had a little shit cootery board of shits.

• 32:44Speaker 02

  That's the blue cheese, brother. Only one bite.

• 32:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, one bite, everybody knows the rules, dude.

• 32:52Speaker 02

  That's, you're in with that one.

• 32:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:55Speaker 02

  It's gonna change your palate for the rest of the day.

• 32:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's a tough one, bro. Um, but yeah, dude, being in that south during football time, dude, did you see, uh?

• 33:06Speaker 02

  Wait, can we say something?

• 33:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:08Speaker 02

  Football time, who's your team this year?

• 33:10Speaker 01

  Well, I'll tell you, well, like.

• 33:14Speaker 01

  That's fair, it's a great question, okay, because I was down there partying with Louisiana, in Louisiana, right?

• 33:21Speaker 02

  You walked a team off the bus.

• 33:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, they'll let anybody do it.

• 33:24Speaker 02

  I did see, uh, a couple of people that I don't think are affiliated with the program walk them off the bus.

• 33:29Speaker 01

  And just say Brooks Nader, okay, you don't have to be judgmental, Livy Dunn was there, I like, I love, I mean, I, yes, I have like four teams, okay, my bad, but here's my thoughts on it, these teams, it's not like they're, like, why do I have to be, why can't I be just a fan of whatever, like, that's the weird thing about being a fan. They're like, oh, you're switching teams, whatever, it's not like these teams call me during the summer and be like, hey, man, just making sure you're still gonna be.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, right.

• 33:57Speaker 01

  What is the team, like, I know the team goes and plays, but you're the one that invests your money, your time to go and support teams.

• 34:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:04Speaker 01

  It's like, you can have as many as you want.

• 34:06Speaker 02

  I like that.

• 34:07Speaker 01

  You're the, you're the, you're the choice maker. Teams are like, you're gonna support us, like, yeah, I am, I'll be over there, I'm excited. But it's not like, like, I just don't like when people are like a fair weather fan, you know, because, or, I don't know what I'm trying to say, do I?

• 34:24Speaker 02

  Well, I, some people, not me.

• 34:27Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 34:27Speaker 02

  Some people would say you're a fair weather fan, because you're always a fan of the best team.

• 34:32Speaker 01

  The best team?

• 34:34Speaker 02

  Dude, I'm surprised Vanderbilt was good as well.

• 34:37Speaker 01

  I, dude, I met.

• 34:38Speaker 02

  And maybe they weren't the best.

• 34:39Speaker 01

  I met a semi-illegal immigrant, okay, Diego Pavia, in a hallway on Vanderbilt's campus. We got lost, we went to watch the Alabama game two years ago when they upset Alabama. We got, they let anybody in the locker room then, it was like, you could come in, you could bring treats to the team. Dude, some of the team was eating cupcakes before the game, before the game, it said not till after the game on the top of the cupcake holder. And fucking half the team is in there eating them. Dude, they had, so we just, next thing you know, it's like day one, day upset, some black guy squeezed me so hard, I fucking had semi-fractures in my ribs, or like, micro fractures or whatever, and I had to take, um, some Tylenol, but, uh, but anyway, yeah, became a fan of Vanderbilt.

• 35:24Speaker 01

  I love, I'm from Louisiana, always went to LSU, you know, I went to LSU for two years, so I gotta go support Louisiana, right?

• 35:32Speaker 02

  I thought we were Vols fans.

• 35:33Speaker 01

  And, we are, okay, we are, dude.

• 35:37Speaker 02

  There it is.

• 35:37Speaker 01

  And look, I like the Vols, dude, I went to a game last year, they didn't win.

• 35:44Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 35:45Speaker 01

  So what the fuck, now it's on me.

• 35:47Speaker 02

  Why am I here?

• 35:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:49Speaker 02

  I do get that, I do get to support a winning team.

• 35:52Speaker 01

  Well.

• 35:53Speaker 02

  You'll be there as long as, until they ask you for NIL money, then you're like, alright, man.

• 35:57Speaker 01

  That is true, dude.

• 35:58Speaker 02

  Let's not get carried away.

• 35:59Speaker 01

  I think Vanderbilt gave you a little jingle last year, I'm like, nah.

• 36:02Speaker 02

  Nah.

• 36:02Speaker 01

  You got the wrong guy.

• 36:04Speaker 02

  That's crazy, think about writing a check for NIL.

• 36:07Speaker 01

  Well, they wanted NIL for two white guys, I'm like, two more white guys? Uh-uh, at least get one of those Japanese kickers, I'll fucking put in on that. You know, but yeah, they were going for two more white receivers, I'm like, I'm not, not putting it on that now. I'm not a coach, but.

• 36:27Speaker 02

  Let's think about this.

• 36:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's think about this, dude.

• 36:31Speaker 02

  No, but it is awesome.

• 36:32Speaker 01

  And I'll tell you also, I like Ole Miss, man.

• 36:36Speaker 01

  I like Ole Miss.

• 36:39Speaker 02

  Why?

• 36:40Speaker 01

  Because I just like that quarterback they got over there, Trinidad's like, um, you know, he's, he's a kind of undersized, in some ways, people would say he's like a six-foot quarterback, you know? Now they got these behemoths out there that are just, have all the natural abilities, and he's just got so much heart, uh, and he's great. They had Diego Pounds over there last year, dude, entertaining guy. And I like just the lore, it's just exciting, I just love the SEC, man.

• 37:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, same, same.

• 37:09Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 37:09Speaker 02

  I mean, I'm a Tennessee volunteer fan, but I like, I'll say this, I like John Summerall, I like, but I like Hypal too. Hypal's got the special sauce.

• 37:20Speaker 01

  Well, we put it on him.

• 37:23Speaker 02

  I got it too.

• 37:23Speaker 01

  Oh, this thing, you mean?

• 37:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's the special sauce.

• 37:27Speaker 01

  What is that? Pull your mic down a little, so we can see it, what is that?

• 37:31Speaker 02

  It's a, I don't know, it's the Hypal chin strap. My dad had it too, my, my birth dad had it.

• 37:37Speaker 01

  Did he?

• 37:37Speaker 02

  I'm destined for it, but it's like you hold like extra, extra thoughts down there or whatever.

• 37:42Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 37:43Speaker 02

  They say like thirty percent of your stomach, your brain's in your stomach.

• 37:46Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 37:47Speaker 02

  So think about like, your brain really can be anywhere.

• 37:50Speaker 01

  So what if you get an upset stomach, or if you have like diarrhea or whatever, or like?

• 37:53Speaker 02

  But think about that, you have upset stomach because what, like, sometimes you get upset stomach because you have like, bad thoughts.

• 37:58Speaker 01

  Ah.

• 37:59Speaker 02

  It's because your brain's in your stomach. See if that's true, by the way.

• 38:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, actually.

• 38:03Speaker 02

  I think that's, I think that is true, it's like.

• 38:05Speaker 01

  Look it up, because we don't know.

• 38:09Speaker 01

  Caleb Pressley, good to see you today, also, forgot to do the intro.

• 38:13Speaker 02

  Great to see you, man.

• 38:14Speaker 01

  Always forget to do it, can we just look it up?

• 38:16Speaker 02

  Oh, okay, look up what percent of your brain's in your stomach?

• 38:22Speaker 02

  Okay, I mean, is this true?

• 38:24Speaker 01

  Let me read it, so, because we don't know.

• 38:27Speaker 02

  Don't read the first part.

• 38:29Speaker 01

  What'd you say?

• 38:30Speaker 02

  Don't read the first part.

• 38:31Speaker 01

  Well, just let me handle it. Zero percent of your actual brain is in your stomach, but your gut contains a separate network of about a hundred to six hundred million neurons, known as the enteric nervous system.

• 38:45Speaker 02

  I've been telling people that fact for years.

• 38:50Speaker 02

  The fact's not even true.

• 38:51Speaker 01

  Well, who cares, dude, it's America.

• 38:57Speaker 01

  Nothing here's true. Nothing is, none of it makes any sense, dude, did you see, oh, hold on. Bring it full circle here, or semi-circle, okay?

• 39:07Speaker 02

  I like that.

• 39:09Speaker 01

  Did you see Tommy Tuberville, what he said the other day?

• 39:12Speaker 02

  What'd he say?

• 39:12Speaker 01

  Tommy Tuberville's a former coach of Auburn.

• 39:14Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 39:15Speaker 01

  Uh, Ole Miss.

• 39:17Speaker 02

  Was he at Ole Miss too?

• 39:18Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Yeah, this is it, listen to this.

• 39:21Speaker 03

  Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community.

• 39:33Speaker 03

  Lord help us, it's terrifying when you think about this. When you walk onto a commercial flight, it's possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal. You can't make this up.

• 39:50Speaker 01

  Yes, you can, somebody obviously made this up, Tommy Tuberville, who is a senator, okay, in, where is it, Alabama?

• 39:59Speaker 02

  Alabama.

• 40:00Speaker 01

  In Alabama, he's a senator in Alabama.

• 40:06Speaker 01

  Somebody obviously made this up, he's saying that, wait, play it one more time, dude.

• 40:12Speaker 02

  What?

• 40:14Speaker 03

  Listen to this, that many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community.

• 40:26Speaker 02

  That's my favorite part.

• 40:30Speaker 01

  Will I keep playing?

• 40:30Speaker 03

  Terrifying when you think about this, when you walk onto a commercial flight, it's possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal. You can't make this up.

• 40:45Speaker 01

  Who gives a shit, Tommy? What, why are you wasting your time on this? Why are we wasting, because they're obviously doing research, I'm guessing taxpayer dollars, I don't give a shit.

• 40:58Speaker 02

  No.

• 40:58Speaker 01

  If the guy's a furry, now, I will say this, like, if he gets on the like speaker or whatever, and he's like, this is your captain.

• 41:05Speaker 02

  Oink, oink.

• 41:10Speaker 01

  This is your captain. If you look out the winner to the left, you'll see a sanctuary where I was rescued from.

• 41:18Speaker 01

  Oh, where's my, hey, if he's like, oh, oh, we'll be landing in 20 minutes. Uh, shout out dander gang.

• 41:29Speaker 01

  That's fucking crazy, dude. This is a real thing, Caleb. What do you think about this?

• 41:37Speaker 02

  Dude, I, I agree with you, Ben.

• 41:42Speaker 01

  Finally, my boy. Finally.

• 41:45Speaker 02

  Put a hard stance down.

• 41:46Speaker 01

  But is there evident, yeah, yeah, where does that come from? Um, is there any evidence that airline workers are furries? Thank you. Tuberville did not identify a source for his claim about airline pilots, flight attendants, or air traffic controllers.

• 42:00Speaker 02

  And I don't want to speak this about him, but it is a lot of times smelt the delta with these things. Smelt it delta.

• 42:11Speaker 02

  Like, if you're starting to make up things, there's four fingers pointing back at you and you point your finger.

• 42:19Speaker 01

  Hey, man, that's what I'm saying, bro. The aardvark doesn't fall far from the jet blue, you feel me?

• 42:26Speaker 01

  That doesn't really work, but it was supposed to be apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

• 42:32Speaker 01

  I just couldn't get it to work. Tuberville cited several shootings and attempted shootings, including the 2024 attempt to assassinate Donald Trump, the 2023 Covenant High School shooting in Nashville, and the killing of conservative activist Charlie Kirk. He argued that the perpetrators' gender identities or connections to transgender and furry communities were relevant to the violence. He prevented, he presented no further proof or evidence. Huh. Is that true? What's this? What site is this? The Yahoo News? Hmm. It's hard to tell if they're just taking, just trying to take him down. Tuberville makes unfounded claims that airplanes, air, I can't, who says airplane?

• 43:13Speaker 01

  What is fucking wrong with me? How did God let me go this far in the world and not have a basic understanding of anything? Tuberville makes unfounded claims that airplane staffs are furries.

• 43:26Speaker 01

  Just who, but first of all, every media outlet has made unfounded claims about absolutely fucking everything. You have Yahoo News, which has made probably a ton of unfounded claims, making a say, making a claim that somebody else is making an unfounded claim. That's where we are.

• 43:40Speaker 02

  It is true too. Like he's, how many airports are in Alabama?

• 43:44Speaker 01

  True. Three?

• 43:46Speaker 02

  Are there? If you want to go to Tuscaloosa, you can't even fly to Tuscaloosa. You gotta fly to what Birmingham?

• 43:51Speaker 01

  Yep. You got Birmingham, you got Huntsville, and they have a new one down by the coast.

• 43:55Speaker 02

  Do they?

• 43:58Speaker 02

  They have two airports in Alabama. Of course there's gonna be some furries there. It's the whole state, bro.

• 44:03Speaker 01

  And first of all, if those furries are just dressed up in elephant uniforms, it's just.

• 44:08Speaker 02

  They're going to the game, man. They're going to the fucking game.

• 44:12Speaker 01

  It's fucking Crimson Tide fans, you gooner. That's all it is, Tommy.

• 44:18Speaker 02

  You can tell he's an Auburn guy, dude.

• 44:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, you can, bro. Or yeah, if some guy's dressed up, like if some guy's eating.

• 44:23Speaker 02

  Tiger.

• 44:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, if some guy's eating tiger, he's dressed up like a war eagle. If his wife is feeding him bird seed or whatever, it's just a fucking war eagle fan.

• 44:31Speaker 02

  If you do think about it, that is like the education of an Alabama kid is like how, like it's, it's elephants, it's war eagles, it's, it's tigers.

• 44:39Speaker 01

  That's it. Those are the only animals that exist. And, and that's the SEC, man. That's SEC football, dude.

• 44:44Speaker 02

  I love the SEC.

• 44:45Speaker 01

  Oh, God.

• 44:46Speaker 02

  Dude, it's so good to have football. I, I, some people say that, and I think some people mean it, but I mean it. Like, it's life changing for me when the football's back.

• 44:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:56Speaker 02

  Everything just makes more like sense in the world.

• 44:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:00Speaker 02

  I don't even watch all the games. Like, I just like knowing that they're happening. I don't even tune into a lot of this stuff, but like, I just like knowing that it's, it's, it's going on, so things are, are moving in the right direction. I'll, I'll dial in for like two games a weekend.

• 45:13Speaker 01

  Really?

• 45:14Speaker 02

  But I want to know that all of them are happening. I don't even like a lightning delay.

• 45:18Speaker 01

  Wow. You just want to know, huh? Yeah, there is something nice. I think it gives everybody something. Well, I do think, I do think college football is still rewarding to people. Some of these sports have turned into just gambling fetishes.

• 45:30Speaker 02

  NFL is kind of like that to me.

• 45:32Speaker 01

  The gambling thing?

• 45:33Speaker 02

  Well, no, it's not the gambling. It's, it's, uh.

• 45:35Speaker 01

  It doesn't feel like.

• 45:36Speaker 02

  It doesn't feel the same.

• 45:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:38Speaker 02

  I'm curious, this is what my question is for college football. With all the NIL stuff, when are we gonna see the first player come out and have like a good first two games? And then you know how like, a couple of years ago, they started sitting out of the bowl game? Because they want to protect their NFL career? When are we gonna see the first player pop off for like, I hate to say it, but like Mississippi State, the quarterback from Mississippi State? When are you gonna see him sit out the rest of the season, not to go to the NFL and protect his NFL value, but to protect his transfer NIL value to go to Alabama?

• 46:13Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 46:15Speaker 02

  That's, that's coming.

• 46:17Speaker 01

  You think so?

• 46:18Speaker 02

  Why would? It's the same thought process. Yo, I just showed what I'm worth. Now I have to protect my body. That way I can go get the money I'm worth.

• 46:26Speaker 01

  I think you'd have to do a series of games. Two games won't get it. Two games, you're just gonna be gooning around over there at, uh, Transmission State Central or whatever, you know what I'm saying? But, you know, H B S C or whatever, but you got, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's gonna, well, it's gonna continue to get weird because it's all just a business now.

• 46:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:47Speaker 01

  But I agree. I mean, I, I, yeah.

• 46:48Speaker 02

  But the fans, it's the fans. Like, it's not the players, it's the fans. College has the fans. This is how you know sports is about the fans. Have you ever seen how sick those, those soccer games look in like Europe or wherever, wherever those are happening, like the crazy crowds and they look so sick?

• 47:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:04Speaker 02

  That's soccer. And that's how sick it looks. That shows you it's about the fans. Bro, soccer's the worst. I know you're a big soccer fan. I didn't mean to offend you.

• 47:14Speaker 01

  I'm not a big soccer fan. I went to some games and I.

• 47:17Speaker 02

  It was the worst. This World Cup was the worst.

• 47:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, I wonder why it was.

• 47:22Speaker 02

  I like the fact that people were excited about it and it, and it gave us something to do, but like the actual game of soccer is the worst.

• 47:30Speaker 01

  It's not.

• 47:34Speaker 01

  It's not probably the best game.

• 47:38Speaker 02

  I just, I mean, whatever.

• 47:39Speaker 01

  I mean, I love and I, I respect it because I think it's harder that you can't even use your hands. They won't even let somebody use their hands for even one minute.

• 47:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:46Speaker 01

  And that to me is unbelievable. Like, they should have a hands minute, like when that hands horn goes off.

• 47:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:52Speaker 01

  And it's just hand, handemonium.

• 47:57Speaker 01

  This hand is your head. Like, that breaks out in the crowd. People are just giving each other hand jobs and shit.

• 48:05Speaker 01

  They're like, whatever, dude, we got 50 seconds left. I think that that kind of thing would be fascinating. But here's why, here's why I'll tell you why they did, that why they did expand. Cause one of the things that made the games more boring, um, or I think appear more boring, was that they expanded the number of teams that were in the FIFA tournament, right? In the World Cup. The reason I think they did that was because they're trying to grow more of an audience. So they wanted you to be able to have games in these different cities.

• 48:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:32Speaker 01

  Or different places where normally you wouldn't have it in, in a wider scope of places. So people could physically go see it. Also, I think it gives them more chance to build stars because then you're seeing more highlights of stars. People run kind of their brains on highlights these days.

• 48:45Speaker 02

  Right.

• 48:46Speaker 01

  So I think those are, that's some of the reasoning behind it. Now with it said, um, yeah, you had a lot of games that were kind of boring. You had very few upsets. Really, when it comes down to it. It was kind of the teams you expected to be in it at the end.

• 48:58Speaker 02

  I liked the, I liked the experience I had in the World Cup here. I thought the fans and everything was great. And I'm not saying anything bad about the players even, but like the game itself to me, the way it's structured is, is super, it's almost like non-competitive at, at heart or something. There's something that's missing from it to me. And maybe I don't have the understanding of the game, which I definitely don't, but it seems like every, it's like everything that is exciting is an offside's. Or even the thing at the end is like, there's adding extra time. I know everyone talks about that and it's like a dead point, but like, what do you mean that it's the end of the game? Like, if it was a football game and they just added like, yo, you gotta play for three and a half more minutes. Like, where are you getting that information from? It's like,

• 49:38Speaker 02

  it's just crazy. It's like, and then, and then going down and get injured and just staying down and like acting like you're hurt. They have to do it because it's part of the game. Like, if they don't do that, they won't get the call or whatever. So I'm not mad at them for doing it, but like, that is the game.

• 49:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:52Speaker 02

  How hurt can you act?

• 49:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:54Speaker 02

  It's crazy.

• 49:55Speaker 01

  How hurt can you act, dude? I will say this. The Emmys should have just given all the awards to different soccer players and different soccer teams, bro.

• 50:04Speaker 02

  And it like, dude, that, if that's how you have to win, that's how you have to win. I'm not mad at them for doing it on the field, but like, that is what that game is to me. And I just don't like it.

• 50:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:13Speaker 02

  I was happy when it was over.

• 50:14Speaker 01

  Were you?

• 50:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:15Speaker 01

  Oh, dude, well, okay. The World Cup. You have people in villages who can't even fucking, they have to learn to read with their feet or whatever because something's wrong with them probably, okay? And every four years, they get a little bit of joy. Somebody travels into their village and sets a TV down for two months so they can watch the World Cup.

• 50:35Speaker 02

  That's crazy. They take the TV away after it's over. It's crazy.

• 50:38Speaker 01

  It is crazy, but it's just, it's how the government works, dude. We have to sell the TV so we can buy more missiles, so we can send them to, uh, bomb children. So that's how it all works. You have to melt the TV down to use it to create another child bombing missile. But, um, but yeah, those people are getting a little bit of joy out of it. I will tell you a story that, so I'm at the, uh, I went to the World Cup final, dude, right? And it was in New York City or in somewhere around New York or whatever. So we, it, it was all, it was, it was, it was fun, dude. But the, the best part was so, they had like a box we're in and, um, I know this sounds kind of elitist probably, but, uh, not the best food. They did not have the best food.

• 51:20Speaker 02

  Really?

• 51:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:21Speaker 02

  And it was not Raising Canes, to be clear.

• 51:23Speaker 01

  It was not Raising Canes. It was some other, it was just raising bad food.

• 51:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:27Speaker 01

  Okay, that's, that was the company, some other company. Um, but anyway, this story's so fucking long and I haven't said anything. So anyway, fuck dude. I can't live inside of myself anymore. Something's wrong. But um, but anyway, so uh, I was talking with Gronkowski and I never really talked to them before.

• 51:46Speaker 02

  He's the best.

• 51:47Speaker 01

  He's the dude, the best. And this drunk guy from Australia is just bouncing around in the room like, oh, he's like, I've been in America for 50 hours and I've had almost 90 drinks. You know that guy?

• 52:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:00Speaker 01

  So I told Rob, I was like, who's that guy? I was like, oh, that's the head of William Morris. That's the head of WME. And Rob's like, oh, really? I was like, yeah, dude. I said, dude, you should get over there and talk to him. Just make sure, you know what I'm saying? I know you're doing sportscasting now. Just, you know what I'm saying? Stay in the graces of one of the biggest agencies. Like, alright, bet, man. Good looking out or whatever, you know? And uh, and then he whispered to me also, he's like, and he goes, Amendola used to wear women's clothing. And I was like, that has nothing to do with this, Rob. This is, I'm talking about this drunk guy in the suite.

• 52:29Speaker 02

  Boy, you should know.

• 52:32Speaker 01

  And I told him I wouldn't tell and I'm not.

• 52:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 52:35Speaker 01

  But anyway, so Rob goes and starts talking to this drunk Australian guy, dude. And I just made up that the guy was the head of this huge agency. The guy is not. He's just an Australian guy who was white skin when he got here and has turned dark red from how many drinks he's had, okay? Like, he was talking to me, a couple olives fell out of his mouth. Anyway, so then I go sit by Rob's, I think it was just like his girlfriend or his wife, I'm not really sure. And I think it's the same person.

• 52:59Speaker 02

  Camille.

• 53:00Speaker 01

  Camille.

• 53:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:01Speaker 01

  I was, I'm sitting talking with her and um, and she goes, yeah, Rob's over there. He's been talking the ear off of that William Morris owner or whatever. And I was like, that's not the owner of William Morris. That's just some drunk Australian guy that's just been hanging out around here for the past 48 hours. She's like, it is? I'm like, yeah. She goes and literally grabs Rob and fucking rips him away from this drunk guy. He's been talking to the guy for an hour, okay? Rob comes and sits back by us and she's like, what the fuck are you doing, Rob? We're supposed to be here enjoying our time together or whatever. And Rob goes, somebody told me that that was the head of William Morris or whatever. It was me. I'm sitting right next to him, he didn't realize.

• 53:39Speaker 01

  Anyway, I think it's a bad story, but I can't tell.

• 53:42Speaker 02

  I liked it, honestly.

• 53:43Speaker 01

  Thanks, dude.

• 53:44Speaker 02

  He's, I love, I mean, I don't know him very well. We had him on Sunday Conversation. He's probably like the, oh.

• 53:54Speaker 02

  I mean, there's like the purest, I don't even know what you would, how would you describe him?

• 53:58Speaker 01

  I would describe him as a,

• 54:03Speaker 01

  you know those fun things outside of car dealerships that they put air in?

• 54:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:07Speaker 01

  If one of those just came to life and just traveled the world. Just like tickling people. I shook his hand and I was like, oh, I'm gay or whatever. Like, cause my hand didn't even hand a chance.

• 54:23Speaker 01

  It felt like an animal like going to like sleep for the winter or something.

• 54:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, we had him on Sunday Conversation. He, he showed up and we're like, man, nice, thanks for doing this. Nice to meet you. He's like, yeah, man, I'm super sick, but I just, we don't want to miss this. He's like, bro, yeah, I'm super sick. I've been, I haven't been able to get out of my bed all week, but I don't want to miss this.

• 54:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:43Speaker 02

  I was like,

• 54:45Speaker 02

  I'm kinda glad he showed up still, but you're like, God.

• 54:48Speaker 01

  Yeah. But dude, and then he's like, but Amendola's sick of those activities. Like, okay, yes, we're just, we're not gonna write that down. But dude, those furries, can you even believe that shit?

• 55:00Speaker 02

  Dude, well, first of all, speaking of football.

• 55:02Speaker 01

  Play it, hold on, play it one more time.

• 55:04Speaker 02

  It is a good laugh, yeah.

• 55:07Speaker 01

  Bro, this is a senator from Alabama.

• 55:10Speaker 03

  Listen to this, that many airline pilots, flight attendants and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community.

• 55:22Speaker 03

  Lord help us. It's terrifying when you think about this. When you walk onto a commercial flight, it's possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal. Can't make this up.

• 55:38Speaker 01

  Maybe it's just somebody that had a long Halloween. What, what are we talking about?

• 55:43Speaker 02

  I think stories like this are like a sign that things are okay in the world. Like, things are good enough that we're talking about this. That's good. Like, we're, we're in a good spot. Maybe like the furries don't want the heat right now or whatever. But like, everyone's gotta take the heat at some point. But as long as we're talking about bullshit, things are fine.

• 55:59Speaker 01

  That's a good point. Yeah, maybe the furries don't want all that smoke. Dude, oh, there we go right there. There's your fucking pilot.

• 56:09Speaker 01

  Crazy like a fox, whatever that commercial is. Did you see that cow that they airlifted? Um, look it up. I think it's in.

• 56:18Speaker 02

  That's the same thing.

• 56:19Speaker 01

  It was? Oh.

• 56:23Speaker 01

  Well, this was, I'm, I wonder if maybe this, maybe this flight, maybe the pilot saw this. Did you see this? Yeah, this is it. Cow airlifted to safety after getting stuck in mud on mountain. So while our country, and then this is in France, I'm pretty sure, while our country is busy uh, having senators say that whatever pilots do in their spare time, okay, is a problem. This is what they're doing in France. Look at this motherfucker.

• 56:54Speaker 01

  Bro, the pilot's like, if you raise your left window, you'll see them flying in my side piece.

• 57:02Speaker 01

  Bro, that's just a pilot giving another pilot a ride, according to Tommy Tuberville, dude. That's all that is, bro.

• 57:12Speaker 01

  But if you get a chance at home, this is a helicopter flying an individual cow. This cow named Vahin got stuck in the mud and was too weak to make her own way down the mountain on her own.

• 57:24Speaker 01

  And so they sent a helicopter to go get it. The mountain is not accessible by car, so officials airlifted the cow. She arrived safely at the bottom of the mountain where she recovered.

• 57:34Speaker 02

  What do you think she said? When she got back?

• 57:39Speaker 01

  Um.

• 57:40Speaker 02

  Like, imagine being a cow. Imagine that first.

• 57:44Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 57:44Speaker 02

  Now imagine getting separated momentarily from your buddies and then all of a sudden you take a helicopter ride. And then you get dropped off back with your buddies. How do you even explain that?

• 57:57Speaker 01

  That's like alien, to them, that's alien.

• 57:59Speaker 02

  Abduction.

• 58:00Speaker 01

  Abduction. They're like, what do you mean? And they're, they're like, I don't know.

• 58:08Speaker 01

  Something pick me up. And Vahin means woman too.

• 58:14Speaker 01

  Uh, in English. Wow. So anyway, um, yeah. But like, yeah, let's talk about football, dude. Let's talk about it. BYU quarterback, what happened?

• 58:23Speaker 02

  I would just, it kind of reminded me that story. I don't really have any thoughts on it, but um, there's a thing this morning, it's like BYU's quarterback, he eats uh, dinner with his family naked.

• 58:34Speaker 01

  Really?

• 58:35Speaker 02

  His whole family eats nude.

• 58:36Speaker 01

  Huh. And are they from?

• 58:39Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 58:41Speaker 01

  Really?

• 58:42Speaker 02

  Utah?

• 58:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:46Speaker 01

  Yeah. Bring that up. BYU quarterback Bear Bachmeier has naked family secret revealed during bizarre broadcast moment.

• 58:56Speaker 04

  That was so cool. I can tell mom looks like she's taking notes there. We should ask Bear about that next, next time we get a BYU game. But he told us that at the dinners, you know, sometimes they just, they just take their clothes off. And they walk around naked. You may put your dinners down there with the family. Do I have to answer that? You don't have to answer that, cause I don't think anybody listening right now really kind of does that. America, touch your imagination.

• 59:22Speaker 01

  Well, dude, the guy, the kid's name's Bear, first of all, so that's a fucking giveaway. God, dude, that's a, like, what is going on?

• 59:30Speaker 02

  Dude.

• 59:31Speaker 01

  Is shit getting weirder?

• 59:33Speaker 02

  I don't, I think these are good signs.

• 59:39Speaker 01

  I'm not saying they're not, but that they just said that this kid allegedly eats naked family dinners. Like, I, it's fine. I don't care. It just seems like, maybe we've just entered back to, maybe it's back to the 60s or whatever, man.

• 59:54Speaker 02

  Was that good?

• 59:55Speaker 01

  The 60s?

• 59:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:56Speaker 01

  I don't know. I think Vietnam happened.

• 59:58Speaker 02

  Hmm. Bad.

• 1:00:00Speaker 01

  Yeah. Depends on who you're supporting, but yeah. Damn.

• 1:00:05Speaker 02

  That's, I don't know. I, first of all, if it's really a secret, they said it's a secret, don't tell it to the broadcast unit.

• 1:00:12Speaker 01

  That's a good point.

• 1:00:13Speaker 02

  Cause that guy seemed like, that, that's not who you want to trust with your secrets.

• 1:00:17Speaker 01

  Facts.

• 1:00:17Speaker 02

  Like, don't tell Will Compton your secrets.

• 1:00:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:00:21Speaker 02

  That's coming out on, that's coming out on the broadcast.

• 1:00:23Speaker 01

  Busting with the blabber mouths. I'll tell you that, dude. He has a secret autism, that guy, dude.

• 1:00:30Speaker 02

  I love him.

• 1:00:32Speaker 01

  He cannot keep a secret. Um.

• 1:00:35Speaker 02

  No, we need to talk about, sorry to interrupt you.

• 1:00:37Speaker 01

  No, let's talk about what?

• 1:00:38Speaker 02

  We haven't spoke about this yet, but what did you think about our DJ performance?

• 1:00:46Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:00:47Speaker 02

  We haven't spoke about that.

• 1:00:48Speaker 01

  Dude, we didn't speak about that. And some people, I don't think even know about it.

• 1:00:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, cause we purposely didn't, I think we purposely didn't talk about it too much because it could give off the wrong impression that we're trying to become DJs.

• 1:01:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01:00Speaker 02

  Which I don't think is true.

• 1:01:01Speaker 01

  Which may, may or may not be true. I had so much fun. I mean, we did Stagecoach. At Stagecoach, Diplo let us do a DJ set at his honky tonk, right?

• 1:01:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:12Speaker 01

  And I didn't know what it would be like. I'd, I'd never been before. So we're there and uh, first, but well, first we have to make a DJ set, right?

• 1:01:20Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:01:20Speaker 01

  And they say it's easy and it, you can, it.

• 1:01:25Speaker 02

  Diplo said he could teach us in one day.

• 1:01:27Speaker 01

  Right, and he never showed up to do that.

• 1:01:29Speaker 02

  No, first of all, there's no way we could have learned that in one day.

• 1:01:33Speaker 01

  No, we could not have at all, but you had a friend that helped us.

• 1:01:35Speaker 02

  Yes, Rob from Lost Kings, which is a DJ group, Rob and Nick, they're great.

• 1:01:39Speaker 01

  So Rob from Lost Kings spent a ton of time helping us, dude, and he actually helped us put a set together.

• 1:01:44Speaker 02

  Well, so the theme of Stagecoach is like country, obviously, and so Diplo has his honky-tonk, which is, that was called, right?

• 1:01:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's like EDM.

• 1:01:54Speaker 02

  So it's like all EDM in there, and so you're playing like dance music, but you kind of want a theme at country. Obviously, neither one of us know how to DJ, but we're huge fans of country music, and I think dance music too.

• 1:02:06Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:02:06Speaker 02

  I'm a huge fan of dance music too. I don't know if you are.

• 1:02:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, I like it, but it's like, I like, I listen to Jack Johnson, you know?

• 1:02:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:13Speaker 01

  But, um, yeah, so, yeah, some of it.

• 1:02:17Speaker 02

  But anyways, but like, um.

• 1:02:20Speaker 01

  Just tell me.

• 1:02:22Speaker 02

  Jack Johnson has nothing to do with dance music.

• 1:02:25Speaker 01

  Oh, no, just tell me whatever else you're gonna tell me, I don't care about that.

• 1:02:28Speaker 02

  Oh, um, well, I was just gonna say, I was just gonna, I was curious how, what you thought about it, because we literally did never talk about it again.

• 1:02:36Speaker 01

  That's true, dude, we didn't, like, it was crazy, so, well, I didn't think it was gonna be that big of a thing, right?

• 1:02:40Speaker 02

  It was huge, like, bro, there was, I don't know the number of people, but it was packed.

• 1:02:44Speaker 01

  There was nine thousand people in there.

• 1:02:46Speaker 02

  And it was a small room.

• 1:02:47Speaker 01

  It was pretty small, and there was like five thousand people outside, like, waiting to get in. I will say this, there was a lightning storm that happened, and so I think that could have been why a lot of people were in there.

• 1:02:57Speaker 02

  They had to be in there.

• 1:02:59Speaker 01

  But dude, it was, so Diplo's like, I'll get you guys started, right in the beginning.

• 1:03:03Speaker 02

  I don't like that video.

• 1:03:04Speaker 01

  I'll get you guys started right in the beginning.

• 1:03:07Speaker 02

  Dude, take this video, what video is this?

• 1:03:09Speaker 01

  You kept doing that forever, though.

• 1:03:11Speaker 02

  What else am I supposed to do?

• 1:03:12Speaker 01

  Huh? Anything other than that.

• 1:03:15Speaker 02

  I hate that video.

• 1:03:16Speaker 01

  Bro, you jump.

• 1:03:17Speaker 02

  I was so tired.

• 1:03:21Speaker 01

  We have no idea what we're doing. Bro, so look.

• 1:03:26Speaker 01

  But let me tell you exactly what happened, so Diplo says.

• 1:03:29Speaker 02

  Who's the man, by the way?

• 1:03:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, oh dude.

• 1:03:31Speaker 02

  He helped us a lot.

• 1:03:32Speaker 01

  He did, he did help us a lot, and, um, and sorry, I said you didn't help us at all.

• 1:03:36Speaker 02

  Well, he also didn't help us all beforehand.

• 1:03:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:39Speaker 02

  But on site, he was the man, he was our ace.

• 1:03:42Speaker 01

  He was our ace, dude, because here's the thing, we show up and we're like, okay, this is gonna be chill, and they walk us on the stage, and you hear like they've started some background music or something, and I had no clue how big it was gonna be or what, and there's nine thousand people in a, like, in a huge warehouse, and they are ready to fucking lose their minds and take some, and, and, and do some tussy and fucking eat each other's nipples off, right? Like, they are ready to fucking throw their own asshole across the crowd, right? Like, people are excited.

• 1:04:13Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:04:13Speaker 01

  And right as we walk out, I'm like, oh, fuck, we gotta go back, right? That's the first thing I told you.

• 1:04:18Speaker 02

  Back like, turn around?

• 1:04:19Speaker 01

  Back outside, where there was a lightning storm going on.

• 1:04:24Speaker 01

  But dude, we got up there and Diplo comes up and he's like, alright, man, I'm gonna get you guys started, and then I'm gonna beat it, you guys take it from there, and we both literally grabbed his arm, and we're like, you cannot go anywhere. You cannot go anywhere.

• 1:04:37Speaker 02

  No, because, I don't know how, let's just be honest about this.

• 1:04:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:40Speaker 02

  We made our set, but we made it beforehand, because we don't know how to DJ.

• 1:04:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:45Speaker 02

  And that was one of the biggest drawbacks of DJing, at the end, we didn't know how to do it.

• 1:04:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:49Speaker 02

  But we should say, we didn't ask to do it, they asked us to do it.

• 1:04:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:53Speaker 02

  So we said yes, but we didn't go out of our way to say, hey, we wanna DJ, even though we don't know how to.

• 1:04:58Speaker 01

  Just blame somebody, who are you gonna blame? Okay, I'm trying to figure it out.

• 1:05:00Speaker 02

  Well, what I'm saying, well, what I'm saying is, we created our, our set prior.

• 1:05:04Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:05:05Speaker 02

  So really, when we were up there, we didn't have a lot to do.

• 1:05:08Speaker 01

  Okay, that's right, the set is created prior.

• 1:05:09Speaker 02

  So we were, it was, we had it played, but then we didn't really have much to do for the rest of the time.

• 1:05:15Speaker 01

  And if you wanted to make, and if you wanted to try and do something different while you're up there, we had no clue how to do it, like, we had no clue how to operate anything, or how to, like, switch from one thing to the next, they had one smoke button.

• 1:05:26Speaker 02

  They had the fire.

• 1:05:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:28Speaker 02

  Anyway, Diplo's up there with us, we like, obviously wouldn't let him leave, just in case something went wrong.

• 1:05:33Speaker 01

  Something went wrong, something went wrong the second he fucking tried to leave, dude. We could, I could not have handled being up there, just you and me. Now, one thing that did, that did happen was, outside of the actual DJ booth, there's a huge stage right in front of us. So one thing I realized was like, dude, we gotta get this group hyped, so we would just keep running out onto the stage and doing absolutely the dumbest things you could ever do, bro, and then run back up into the booth, bro.

• 1:05:57Speaker 02

  Because you feel so, um, exposed out there.

• 1:05:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:06:00Speaker 02

  And Sydney Sweeney came out in the middle of our thing, do you remember that?

• 1:06:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, she came out and threw a bra, like, some, like, pant, like, some, like, it was like an advertising thing.

• 1:06:08Speaker 02

  I was surprised.

• 1:06:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, danced around, it was fun, dude. Oh, here's a video right here, just play this from the beginning.

• 1:06:14Speaker 05

  How long have you wanted to be a DJ?

• 1:06:16Speaker 02

  I have never wanted to be one.

• 1:06:18Speaker 06

  This is scary, dude. I feel like there is some potential there, real good-looking guys, and like, they're comfortable in their own skin, so I felt like I could, I could give them a little sauce.

• 1:06:26Speaker 02

  Man, these help my neck, actually, I have a L5S1 issue.

• 1:06:30Speaker 06

  They got big podcasts.

• 1:06:31Speaker 02

  Our goal tonight is to make sure the people that are there have fun. And what else, tell them? They play Morgan Wallen.

• 1:06:39Speaker 01

  That was the best part, dude, they literally, they would play like thirty other songs that I've never fucking heard of, and I would just be like, play fucking Morgan Wallen, you idiot.

• 1:06:47Speaker 02

  It was, it was fun.

• 1:06:48Speaker 01

  It was so much fun.

• 1:06:49Speaker 02

  I regret though, the videos I saw coming out of it, I would do it differently.

• 1:06:53Speaker 01

  Oh my god, bro.

• 1:06:56Speaker 01

  Bro, we have to make a mashup of the horrible jumping up and down videos, dude, you have to practice jumping.

• 1:07:05Speaker 02

  I was beat tired after we finished, it was the most exercise I've done in ten years, probably my whole life.

• 1:07:10Speaker 01

  Well, dude, one of the crazy parts is, uh, they, they said, alright, bro, go crowd surf, right? And so I get out there, dude, and it's like, all these like millennials, so they're like, one kid's like, I can't, I'm not doing good, I can't even breathe, or whatever, and some kid's like, oh, it was on the phone with his mom, dude, while I'm crowd surfing, and he's like, I don't know what's happening, or whatever, the guy's like, I, I don't know if I have enough calories to do this, or whatever. I'm like, fucking chill, bro.

• 1:07:36Speaker 02

  That wasn't your best performance of the weekend.

• 1:07:38Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:07:38Speaker 02

  If I, can I gas you up real quick?

• 1:07:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:07:42Speaker 02

  I thought, when you, the day before, we went, because we went to Stagecoach for this, but the day before, Ella Langley had you come out on stage.

• 1:07:50Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:07:51Speaker 02

  And do a full, like, scripted everything.

• 1:07:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:07:56Speaker 02

  And dude, it was one of the best performances I've ever seen you put on.

• 1:08:00Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:08:00Speaker 02

  You crushed it.

• 1:08:02Speaker 01

  Thanks, dude. Yeah, dude, it was exciting, well, I was nervous, but also I practiced like almost one hundred and seventy-six times before, but we only practiced once actually on stage, so I didn't know where I was supposed to start or stop or whatever.

• 1:08:19Speaker 02

  It was good.

• 1:08:20Speaker 01

  Thanks, man, it was fun.

• 1:08:22Speaker 02

  It was a moment in time, you did really good, there was a lot of pressure, because I can't remember what you had to say, but you had to do like a whole scripted part.

• 1:08:28Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:08:28Speaker 02

  You didn't have any, like, you weren't reading it, it was a pressure situation.

• 1:08:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:08:34Speaker 02

  And you look calm.

• 1:08:36Speaker 01

  It was cool that she had me, because there's such, something that was totally out of my universe, right? I was like, what am I even doing out here?

• 1:08:43Speaker 01

  But we had my buddy Zeta hold these, uh, these cards that had like all the words on them right by the stage, just down offstage, and we wrote them all on there, and of my lines for the song, like, you look like you love me, like the, uh.

• 1:08:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, we didn't even say that, what you were doing was a part of one of her songs.

• 1:09:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, and you don't.

• 1:09:00Speaker 02

  It was like a male part in one of her songs.

• 1:09:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was a male part, it was Riley Green's part, and their, and their song, but, uh, anyway, Zeta had the cards, and I did, well, I got out there and I was cruising, didn't need the cards, and Z, my buddy gets mad that I'm not looking at the cards, and starts shaking the card up at me from the edge of the stage. He's like, ugh, the cards, and I'm like, I don't need the cards, I'm doing fine, dude, I'm like, fucking chill. And then you're like, dude, bro, you're not looking at the cards, I'm like, I fucking, the cards are only if I'm not doing good. Fuck, bro, and he was just like, ah, and he'd drop one, he didn't want to though, but I already ripped, like, read past that one. It's just fucking like, what an asshole.

• 1:09:39Speaker 02

  He's a good dude, though, he's a good dude, it was a pleasure to have him, I got, I have him at my wedding, he's a nice guy.

• 1:09:44Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, that's true, could we talk about your wedding or not?

• 1:09:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, I got, I got, I mean, I don't probably go too far deep into, but he's, uh, it was great to have him, he's a good guy, he wasn't dressed appropriately, but he was a good guy.

• 1:09:55Speaker 01

  Well, he just like, he's like, you think they'll care if I dress how I wanna dress? Yeah.

• 1:10:00Speaker 02

  Well, black tie optional, he took advantage of it.

• 1:10:05Speaker 01

  Dude, he didn't even have like a long shirt, it was just kind of like a, like a.

• 1:10:08Speaker 02

  He had a tight black tee on.

• 1:10:09Speaker 01

  It was like a wife beater sweater, it's like, a wife beater made a sweater, that's what he was wearing, dude. It was fucking trash, bro, uh, but dude, that was so much fun, bro, we went out to that island, but dude, yeah, it was magical, man, that was pretty magical, but the craziest part about the, uh, about the DJing was just like how long we had to go, dude, because we'd get out there, we were like making up dances and fucking do whatever we want, we were like tickling each other and shit, like, at one point, it was like, you'd run by and like tag me, and then I'd chase you to the other side, it was like, we're doing like all this Tom and Jerry shit, like, we're doing anything to kill time.

• 1:10:46Speaker 02

  And it just kept ticking. But it was, it was so, I mean, it was so fun, I feel like people liked it, I feel like people liked our set.

• 1:10:52Speaker 01

  You think I never heard anything about it from anyone?

• 1:10:54Speaker 02

  Well.

• 1:10:55Speaker 01

  But that doesn't mean anything.

• 1:10:57Speaker 02

  That's so true, I didn't hear any good feedback about it, I really didn't, I'm not even joking, I didn't hear one good piece of feedback about it. But it felt good, it was one of those things, like, man, this feels electric.

• 1:11:07Speaker 01

  Oh, it felt good, man, yeah.

• 1:11:10Speaker 02

  Would you ever do it again?

• 1:11:13Speaker 01

  Would I ever do it again? Yeah. It was fun, dude.

• 1:11:18Speaker 02

  It was fun.

• 1:11:19Speaker 01

  I mean, it was definitely fun, because it was so scary, it was like, who would go do something this big on this of a stage the first time they've ever done it?

• 1:11:29Speaker 02

  It was probably, it's probably like one of the biggest, like, you almost kind of feel bad for like taking the opportunity from like a DJ who like worked hard to be there, but, um, it was a good opportunity, it was a good look, shout out to Diplo, it was really fun, but like, we, we, we came up with our, did you like, I thought I liked our music, no, we could do, I have the set, we could put it, I don't know, you can't put it in the podcast, but.

• 1:11:50Speaker 01

  Wonder if we could put it out just on, is there a video of us on, is there any of that?

• 1:11:55Speaker 02

  I don't think there's a video of the whole thing, I have it on like a, there's a file, but what would be funny to put in the podcast is the drops, when it's like, dun dun dun dun dun dun, this ad is sponsored by BetterHelp.

• 1:12:08Speaker 02

  Comes in.

• 1:12:08Speaker 01

  We put a fast ad read in there, or what would you say to someone who says?

• 1:12:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was cool, I would do it again too.

• 1:12:15Speaker 01

  I would do it again and try to design it even better.

• 1:12:18Speaker 02

  What's our name again?

• 1:12:20Speaker 01

  I think our name was Donkey Honkies or whatever, White?

• 1:12:25Speaker 02

  Oh, the Tonk, the Honky Tonkies.

• 1:12:27Speaker 01

  Tonkin Honkies.

• 1:12:28Speaker 02

  The Tonkin Honkies, shout right again.

• 1:12:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:12:33Speaker 02

  If you look out of your window here on the left, you'll just see my ex-girlfriend, yeah.

• 1:12:39Speaker 01

  Um, dude, did you see that RFK Junior? See if you can find this. It's RFK Junior. And Trump agreeing that there may be a link in people getting circumcisions and autism. See if you can look that up.

• 1:12:52Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:12:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:12:54Speaker 02

  Now that's something I feel like we're wasting a lot of time on, speaking of. Wasting a lot of time.

• 1:13:00Speaker 01

  Here, here you go. Uh, RFK Junior, children who are circumcised, there may be furries in the cockpit.

• 1:13:10Speaker 01

  And no shade Tommy Tuberville, man, but it's a crazy thing to just happen upon. RFK Junior, children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism.

• 1:13:21Speaker 02

  Trump, I've studied this a long time.

• 1:13:23Speaker 01

  And then Trump says, I've studied this a long time. And this is from Reddit. Which makes it even more reliable. Let's play this really quick.

• 1:13:37Speaker 07

  There's many, many other confirmation studies. Oh, one, there's two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It's highly likely because they're given Tylenol.

• 1:13:52Speaker 02

  Circumcised.

• 1:13:52Speaker 07

  You know, none of this is just positive, but all of it is stuff that we should be paying attention to.

• 1:13:59Speaker 08

  But you know, there's a tremendous amount of, of proof or evidence, I would say, as a non-doctor, but I've studied this a long time.

• 1:14:12Speaker 01

  First of all, and yes, the term early circumcision.

• 1:14:18Speaker 02

  Wins the right time.

• 1:14:20Speaker 01

  How early, dude? I just got here.

• 1:14:24Speaker 01

  I mean, that's wild, dude. But also I could see this being a thing like, well, first of all, I want to look into, uh, I don't think he's saying that circumcision causes it. He's saying that Tylenol causes it.

• 1:14:35Speaker 02

  Right. But you shouldn't be doing anything that you need to take a Tylenol for, including circumcision.

• 1:14:41Speaker 01

  Right. I don't think out of the gate, maybe, yeah, why cut it off right then? It's kind of crazy like.

• 1:14:46Speaker 02

  Did they do it right away?

• 1:14:47Speaker 01

  When do they clip? When do they give them the, um?

• 1:14:50Speaker 02

  Dude, I've heard crazy stats about this.

• 1:14:52Speaker 01

  Newborn babies are most often circumcised one to two days after birth, typically before leaving the hospital.

• 1:14:58Speaker 02

  That feels right.

• 1:15:00Speaker 01

  Why?

• 1:15:01Speaker 02

  Well, I, I've heard that it's, uh, it's not, you shouldn't do it. I've heard that straight up.

• 1:15:06Speaker 01

  Have you really?

• 1:15:07Speaker 02

  I heard that it takes away like 30% of your pleasure, although who needs 30% more pleasure?

• 1:15:12Speaker 01

  I can barely handle the pleasure I got.

• 1:15:14Speaker 02

  I was about to say.

• 1:15:15Speaker 01

  And I've been handling it.

• 1:15:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:15:18Speaker 01

  Um, but here's what I'm saying is, dude, the fact that right when you're born, they just cut off part of your wiener is fucking crazy.

• 1:15:25Speaker 02

  That's a, yeah.

• 1:15:26Speaker 01

  Let's think about that.

• 1:15:27Speaker 02

  What, why do they do it?

• 1:15:30Speaker 01

  Let's start there. But unless you.

• 1:15:33Speaker 02

  Bro, the, I mean, people can't see the screen. It was, your recent search was why are newborn babies ugly? That was your recent search. Yes, it was.

• 1:15:43Speaker 01

  Well, you did. But what I'm saying is babies are often circumcised shortly after birth because it is a deeply rooted cultural, religious, or personal choice. And performing it during the newborn stage is simpler and heals faster than doing it later in life. Huh. What is a cultural, religious and cultural traditions? Many families follow specific faith traditions such as in Judaism or Islam, where the ritual is performed during infancy.

• 1:16:13Speaker 01

  Is there a medical benefit to doing it? They say you can kind of get dirt in your air filter later on if you don't, if you've got too much skin down there. Yes, there are medical benefits. Major health organizations, including the American Academy of Pediatrics, who could be compromised, we don't know, and the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, who could be compromised. State that the health benefits of newborn and male circumcision outweigh the risks. The lower risk of UTIs in infancy. Dude, you're not going to get those till you're in college anyway. What are you even fucking talking about? Circumcised baby boys are significantly less likely to develop a UTI in their first year of life. An uncircumcised baby boy has about a 1 in 100 chance of getting UTI, while circumcised has about a 1 in 1,000 chance.

• 1:16:58Speaker 02

  It just seems to me like they're saying, if you have more penis, you could have more problems. More penis, more problems.

• 1:17:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:17:04Speaker 02

  Let's get rid of some. So let's cut down on the chances of this becoming an issue.

• 1:17:08Speaker 01

  Right. They're saying more penis, more problems. You're right, dude. I think you're right. But it's also, dude, what if it's the elite, right? There's a lot of rumors and proof now to believe that the elite are just a cabal of pedophiles, right? And so what I want to say to you is this, what if they have it chopped off? Cause that's their little snack. That's their little calamari that they get in the morning or whatever.

• 1:17:27Speaker 02

  I wouldn't approve of that. I would think that's bad.

• 1:17:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, freaking no shit.

• 1:17:36Speaker 01

  Of course it's bad, dude. But I'm just saying, that's what it could be, you know?

• 1:17:41Speaker 02

  I don't know. You hear about all these elites, but where are they, man? I've never seen them.

• 1:17:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, of course not, dude. Look at you and me. You think we ever seen them?

• 1:17:49Speaker 02

  I got no chance of even meeting one.

• 1:17:51Speaker 01

  What do you mean? You're friends with Will Compton?

• 1:17:53Speaker 02

  Yeah. He's a six degrees of Will Compton.

• 1:17:57Speaker 01

  I'll just say this, most of the degrees go through a steak and shake. I'll say that.

• 1:18:00Speaker 02

  The only degrees of Will Compton.

• 1:18:04Speaker 01

  No significant, yeah, we're just joking. No scientific evidence does not support the claim that Tylenol, uh, causes autism in children. Was there any studies done about it?

• 1:18:14Speaker 02

  Autism is getting a lot of attention.

• 1:18:16Speaker 01

  Well, autism didn't really come on the scene until, uh, 2000, it seems like. Let me see. Uh, oh, recently it has been shown that more than half of ASD cases, which is autism spectrum disorder cases, are attributed to environmental factors. A subset of children with ASD undergo a period of apparently normal development, followed by regression in development. Since children with regression in development did not initially manifest ASD features, they may have been likely influenced by drugs or other environmental exposures. So I guess they're saying that in the beginning, it didn't seem like they, that they had autism and then that autism developed.

• 1:18:57Speaker 01

  Let me see. In our own data, regression was featured in 38% of cases and we were able to show an increased likelihood for ASD from acetaminophen use, which was higher in children with regression. Prenatal and per, perinatal use of acetaminophen, also known as paracetamol, was linked to ASD in an ecological study.

• 1:19:17Speaker 01

  And that's just one study. This is by who? Whose study is this?

• 1:19:21Speaker 01

  National Library of Medicine, that's where it's published, and it's, uh, Stephen T. Schultz. Acetaminophen use for fever in children associated with autism spectrum disorder. Well, first of all, I'll say this.

• 1:19:35Speaker 01

  Something's causing it because they didn't used to have it.

• 1:19:38Speaker 02

  Autism?

• 1:19:38Speaker 01

  Yeah. We didn't have it.

• 1:19:40Speaker 02

  Or we didn't have it or people didn't know what it was. I don't know.

• 1:19:43Speaker 01

  You knew, I mean, but if I, like.

• 1:19:45Speaker 02

  I always kind of thought of autism like, um, like I had someone who was autistic growing up in my elementary school. I thought it was more of like a, which I don't think is correct, but at the time I thought it was more of a social, a, a harder time picking up on the kind of social cues or existing, existing in the present, picking up social cues. Like, if you look, if I'm looking at you right now, it was, it's like too much is happening i- in my brain of like your body language and all these things that I can't even be in the moment and continue the conversation. That's kind of how I always thought of it. I didn't really, but I don't know shit about this, man. I shouldn't be reading these studies.

• 1:20:24Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, I just think it's, and it's just so crazy that they said that. Bring it up though. What, is there anything against that? There's got to be information against that.

• 1:20:33Speaker 01

  There have been studies reporting an association between acetaminophen exposure and later autism diagnosis, most often studying use during pregnancy, not Tylenol given to children after birth. For example, a small 2016 observational study reported an association between acetaminophen use for fever in toddlers and autism, but its design cannot show that the medicine caused autism. Illness severity, genetics, and other factors make, explain, and observe the link.

• 1:20:59Speaker 02

  But isn't this kind of just saying like, we realizing that when before we cut their foreskin off, like we would try to give them some Tylenol, ease the pain, that might not have been the right way to ease the pain?

• 1:21:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:21:09Speaker 02

  Or maybe just cut it off with, let, let them, let them face the facts. Life's tough. Like, grow up, dude.

• 1:21:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:21:17Speaker 02

  This is what you just signed up for. Welcome to the world.

• 1:21:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, welcome to the world and out of the gate, they're taking 10% of your wiener, dude.

• 1:21:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:23Speaker 01

  Okay?

• 1:21:24Speaker 02

  You're not going to like when you find out that you only started with 80 to begin with later in life, brother.

• 1:21:29Speaker 01

  Oh dude, yeah. Yeah, but I just wonder also, I do wonder if it's the elite, like, send me a basket of baby wiener. Would you eat it? You think if you were like?

• 1:21:41Speaker 02

  I already said my opinion, man. I'm out.

• 1:21:45Speaker 01

  It's like The Voice, but for like people that would eat baby wiener, whatever.

• 1:21:50Speaker 02

  They hit the button, they turn around.

• 1:21:52Speaker 01

  It's just like, fuck.

• 1:21:55Speaker 01

  This is The Voice. It's like a pedophile version. It's like God turns around, like, oh shit, it's baby wiener, turns back around.

• 1:22:03Speaker 02

  Seen this before.

• 1:22:04Speaker 01

  Yeah. Hey, call me when they're 11.

• 1:22:06Speaker 02

  There's a Masked Singer.

• 1:22:11Speaker 02

  Takes a thing out of fucking baby weiner again.

• 1:22:14Speaker 01

  Oh shit, it's baby weiner. And dude, baby weiner is often a nickname for somebody in the south, I think, that is mentally handicapped, or whatever it used to be. Oh, that's old baby weiner.

• 1:22:24Speaker 02

  I'm glad things have changed.

• 1:22:28Speaker 02

  See, people wanna pick the bad sides of what's going on, but like, there is progress.

• 1:22:31Speaker 01

  You're right, man, there's a lot of progress out there, dude, I didn't think about that.

• 1:22:33Speaker 02

  What is it?

• 1:22:37Speaker 01

  Dude, let's talk about, oh, you, you guys are going, I saw in Glynn, he posted something that he's going to, uh, Europe, you guys going to Europe?

• 1:22:45Speaker 02

  Ooh, yeah, so our producer's getting married in Florence, Italy, or around that area, Tuscany.

• 1:22:51Speaker 01

  What's your producer's name again?

• 1:22:52Speaker 02

  Kelsey.

• 1:22:52Speaker 01

  Kelsey, she's great.

• 1:22:54Speaker 02

  Yep, she's been with us for, for forever, and she's getting married, and so we're all going out there, the whole squad. I'm leaving Sunday.

• 1:23:00Speaker 01

  In Tuscany?

• 1:23:01Speaker 02

  We're going to Tuscany, and then Glynn, so basically we have a week off from work, basically. And so, the majority of the week is gonna be taken by the wedding activities, like, three days of wedding activities. Essentially, it ends on like Thursday, and I kinda told everybody, outside of Kelsey, who's gonna go on honeymoon, like, you could take off for the rest of the week, but just come back and like, let's be ready, just in case we have to shoot something the following week. Take the weekend and enjoy or come back. But Glynn is like, thinking about it through the lens of, I can go, I'm already in Europe, so I can go anywhere in the world for these two days now. Cause I'm already halfway there, you know? And I think everyone else is like kinda going to Rome.

• 1:23:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:23:43Speaker 02

  Cause like, down the street, it's a good place for a weekend. Glynn is thinking about doing, from his video, I saw the same video, I think you're referencing.

• 1:23:50Speaker 01

  You think, can you bring it up?

• 1:23:51Speaker 02

  I think he's thinking about going to Berlin for a day, and then flying to Munich.

• 1:23:56Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:23:56Speaker 02

  For another day, solo.

• 1:24:00Speaker 09

  I've never been to mainland Europe, and I'm going for the first time next week alone, solo, and figured this would be a great place to use the power of social media to get some good recommendations, suggestions on where to go. My best friend's last producer is getting married on Wednesday in Tuscany, first time going to Italy, very excited about that. But then after that, on Thursday, October 1st, I am free to roam wherever I want in Europe. Once again, I will be solo, cause I wasn't gonna give it a plus one, so why should I go solo? So I made a quick little list on things I'm looking for on this journey. Number one, a city with a great friendly bar culture, I'm kinda trying to get my Bourdain on, you know? Go hang out at some bars, meet some cool people, that's where you meet cool people, at bars, talk to some fun, nice bartenders, ask them where to go, get some suggestions.

• 1:24:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, you, stay where you are, would be my goal, traveling anywhere else is gonna be a nightmare. Traveling, this is one, this is one thing I learned about traveling abroad. You try to do too many places, and it ruins it, cause you spend all your time traveling.

• 1:24:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, and you have to adjust to like the time and stuff, I think being in a plane is like a bigger issue than, I think that's gonna be the next like autism.

• 1:24:53Speaker 01

  You think?

• 1:24:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, plane travel.

• 1:24:55Speaker 01

  Why, because of the furries?

• 1:24:57Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:24:58Speaker 01

  Is that why?

• 1:25:00Speaker 02

  No, cause dude, I think that-

• 1:25:01Speaker 01

  Are you scared that some of the pilots and passengers and, uh, staff of your airplane might be dressing up like animals?

• 1:25:10Speaker 02

  I think it's dangerous to our flight, what they're doing when they're not on our flight.

• 1:25:13Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck yeah.

• 1:25:14Speaker 02

  But, I think that's-

• 1:25:15Speaker 01

  Cause every now and then you'll see one who has a little bit of hoof hair sticking out of the, like, their pant leg or whatever, you're like, I know.

• 1:25:21Speaker 02

  Their shirt's on backwards.

• 1:25:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, or they accidentally left their bell around their neck?

• 1:25:25Speaker 02

  Please keep your hand and feet out of the aisles unless you want one of my little zebra clad buddies biting it off.

• 1:25:32Speaker 01

  That's the craziest one.

• 1:25:34Speaker 02

  No, I, I do think though, seriously, I think that they're gonna come out and like, couple, ten years from now and be like, it actually turns out, it was really bad to be flying through the sky like that.

• 1:25:44Speaker 01

  Oh, for us, our bodies.

• 1:25:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:25:46Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:25:46Speaker 02

  It's like, turns out, we're not supposed to be doing that. That's why I've never understood, like, the, the goal of like Elon Musk, or like Jeff Bezos, to like, go to another, like, this planet, this might not work, we gotta go to another planet. I was like, it seems counterintuitive, that we would do well there.

• 1:26:02Speaker 01

  Oh, I agree, but they, they don't want us to be there.

• 1:26:05Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:26:06Speaker 01

  They wanna be there with a couple of buddies.

• 1:26:07Speaker 02

  How do we get in with the elites? Not to, because we wanna be one of them, but we gotta go on a fact finding mission.

• 1:26:13Speaker 01

  You gotta order a batch of that frickin' baby calamari, I think so.

• 1:26:17Speaker 02

  What if you were anti, anti, uh, eating baby calamari, right? You, you don't believe in that, but, you think you could help the world by infiltrating the elites, and seeing what they're, what's going on there, and reporting back, but, in order to get in, to gain their trust, you gotta eat too.

• 1:26:38Speaker 01

  Like an amuse-bouche?

• 1:26:39Speaker 02

  And they watch you eat it.

• 1:26:42Speaker 01

  Dude, I don't know if I could have, uh, circumcision meat or whatever. I don't think I could have it, I don't want, I don't want any of it, I don't want any of it.

• 1:26:51Speaker 02

  I know, but if it was gonna help the world.

• 1:26:54Speaker 01

  If it was gonna help the world?

• 1:26:56Speaker 02

  And listen, it's already cut. It's not like you're gonna make a new baby get cut.

• 1:27:01Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:27:02Speaker 02

  This baby's already been cut, the meat's there, one's deep fried, one's sauteed.

• 1:27:06Speaker 01

  Ooh.

• 1:27:07Speaker 02

  And you can help the world just by eating both.

• 1:27:10Speaker 01

  Do you get to use a sauce?

• 1:27:11Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm, spicy aioli.

• 1:27:17Speaker 01

  Fuck, bro, the upsell on this shit, bro, is popping. Let me think. Fuck, can I wear like, ah, can I wear a blindfold while I eat it?

• 1:27:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:27:28Speaker 01

  Okay. I'll have, uh, yeah. Fuck, dude.

• 1:27:31Speaker 02

  To help the world, man.

• 1:27:33Speaker 01

  How much is it gonna help, because this thing needs a lot of help, all the help?

• 1:27:37Speaker 02

  See, people don't know that you're serious about that shit, but-

• 1:27:39Speaker 01

  Oh, you do, yeah, I do wanna help the world.

• 1:27:40Speaker 02

  You'll eat it.

• 1:27:41Speaker 01

  Oh, I'd have a, yeah, I mean, I definitely have it, I'm not having it before bed, that's, that's insane.

• 1:27:47Speaker 02

  No, that's too far.

• 1:27:48Speaker 01

  It's a lunch meal, it's something, right, yeah, right, maybe right after lunch, I'll have it.

• 1:27:55Speaker 01

  Oh dude, I did, I, I, I think I read somewhere that you just got a new, I know you're not living in the senior, senior place anymore.

• 1:28:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:28:03Speaker 01

  That you got a new place with some property out there in Florida.

• 1:28:07Speaker 02

  I bought a house.

• 1:28:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:28:08Speaker 02

  I bought a house in-

• 1:28:09Speaker 01

  You guys gonna get some animals or whatever?

• 1:28:10Speaker 02

  No, no, I travel too much to even have a dog, I would have a dog. No other animals, we have a bunch of lizards and stuff outside the house.

• 1:28:18Speaker 01

  Somebody say you guys got a little bit of property out there, a little bit of land and put some animals on?

• 1:28:21Speaker 02

  I don't think so, cause I didn't send you my new address, I know you don't know, cause I know what you can do with my address.

• 1:28:28Speaker 02

  I've gate kept my address from you for, so I know you don't know where I live, I know that you're making stuff up to fish information out of me. Cause I don't have a property, so right now you're on a fact finding mission.

• 1:28:39Speaker 01

  Okay, you know what I'm doing, when I get it.

• 1:28:42Speaker 02

  I know exactly what you're doing.

• 1:28:43Speaker 01

  You're getting a box of new shirts.

• 1:28:45Speaker 02

  Dude.

• 1:28:47Speaker 01

  And new to you.

• 1:28:48Speaker 02

  I'm sorry, I gave, I gave you a hard time out there last time, I should also say, you do send a Christmas fruit platter.

• 1:28:56Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:28:57Speaker 02

  To, back to, you didn't send it last year, cause you didn't have my address? The prior two years, Christmas fruit platter, pears and apples.

• 1:29:03Speaker 01

  So that's the risk you take, if you give the address, you do get the Christmas platter, but you also get whatever else we don't need over here.

• 1:29:12Speaker 02

  There's a lot of unbo, open boxes downstairs, I saw.

• 1:29:17Speaker 01

  Hey, man, yeah, I saw you got some property, I thought you were gonna get some-

• 1:29:20Speaker 02

  I didn't, man.

• 1:29:21Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:29:23Speaker 01

  Okay, dude, sorry.

• 1:29:24Speaker 02

  Well, I just didn't, okay?

• 1:29:28Speaker 01

  What is that, Tuberville? Damn, is that somebody in 3A?

• 1:29:34Speaker 01

  Dude, that's gotta be the worst, though, when you ask the flight attendant, you're like, can you, can I get a Diet Pepsi? And they accidentally use their code language from their furry meetup, and they're like,

• 1:29:45Speaker 01

  and they're like, I mean, yes. You're like, busted.

• 1:29:48Speaker 02

  I do believe it about flight attendants, let's be honest.

• 1:29:51Speaker 01

  Well, I think this is why, because they only have one night in a city. Here's what's interesting, when you have that one night in a city here or there, you start to delve into communities that are doing something interesting at night.

• 1:30:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:30:03Speaker 01

  And that's where you find stuff like furries, people that are doing, there's like that group of people, like, those, uh, those blasters or whatever, it's people that get those colonics all the time, they get them like forty times a year, whatever, uh, whatever that is, blasters club or whatever.

• 1:30:17Speaker 02

  Have you ever done that?

• 1:30:19Speaker 01

  No, I've never done it, you done it?

• 1:30:21Speaker 02

  No, but like, it's, you're supposed to do it, once.

• 1:30:26Speaker 01

  According to who, dude, Tuberville?

• 1:30:28Speaker 02

  Dude, you're supposed to blast, at least, I mean, you turn like forty, you're supposed to blast, it's coming, I-

• 1:30:32Speaker 01

  According to who, dude, nobody can, what's in real information anymore? They just said that if you cut, Trump or FKS said if you take the tip of your weiner off, and Trump said he knew about it, he'd done the research.

• 1:30:43Speaker 02

  Well, he's been studying it for a long time.

• 1:30:46Speaker 01

  It's crazy, I don't know what's going on anymore. Oh, dude, speaking of animals, I saw that crab in Florida, bring that crab, have you seen that crab with that shank on him?

• 1:30:53Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:30:54Speaker 01

  You didn't see this?

• 1:30:55Speaker 02

  He had a shank on him, for real.

• 1:30:56Speaker 01

  Bro, this is in your state, Florida, you gooner, look at this MF'er.

• 1:31:01Speaker 04

  A crab with a frickin' shank, dude, are you, are you kidding me right now?

• 1:31:12Speaker 04

  Summer, where the heck did you find a crab with a frickin' shank? Dude.

• 1:31:21Speaker 04

  What the hell?

• 1:31:22Speaker 01

  And you can't see this, I don't, this is a crab that has a real fucking blade that is somehow embedded into it, because they merged in the ocean or whatever, because of whatever. I mean, that's fucking crazy, Caleb, this is the kinda shit that we're talking about these days. What is your, you're the one who's in denial, you're like, everything's great, everything's fun, we're living on the moon or whatever, you know? Meanwhile, they're chopping the frickin' body calamari off these kiddos, you know?

• 1:31:49Speaker 02

  And guess who's doing it?

• 1:31:52Speaker 01

  And they're probably using it for feed at some of these effing furry conferences.

• 1:31:57Speaker 02

  I take a Tylenol too.

• 1:31:58Speaker 01

  Oh dude, give the baby a Tylenol, give him fucking ten Tylenols, I'm starting to think that people have autism are the lucky ones.

• 1:32:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:32:07Speaker 01

  Is that crazy to say that?

• 1:32:10Speaker 02

  Expound, why do you think that?

• 1:32:12Speaker 01

  Just cause, man, and maybe they're, maybe we're all gonna end up with autism, and I really mean this, maybe we all, cause I've said years ago that, well, I'll go down a quick little rabbit hole that's not even deep, but it's wide.

• 1:32:27Speaker 01

  A lot of the businesses, the reason, one of the reasons why we're in the place we're in right now as a society, um, is because a lot of the people who are running a lot of these businesses, who are forwarding technology and moving it into the future, have autism, right? And I've met almost all of them, I think, or at least forty percent or ten, fifteen percent, I don't even know. I've met some of these people. They have autism. They don't understand an emotional edge of things.

• 1:32:51Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:32:52Speaker 01

  They don't understand it.

• 1:32:53Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:32:53Speaker 01

  So of course, the businesses they create, they're not factoring any, like, a lot of human emotion into it.

• 1:32:59Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:32:59Speaker 01

  They're factoring maybe some understanding that they have a human emotion, but it's not like a true emotional

• 1:33:04Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:33:05Speaker 01

  one.

• 1:33:05Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:33:06Speaker 01

  And maybe human emotion is gonna be something that's gonna be like that will, we will, uh, at, like, evolve out of, because maybe in, we all become, maybe autism becomes something that we all need to survive in a new existence, that, where if you have emotion, it would only cause you pain. Does that make any sense to you?

• 1:33:32Speaker 02

  Yes, I do think it makes sense. And I don't think it's like impossible. I think that would be like super far away. And I think like, it gets really scary if you get like online too much, you start thinking about it, but you can still just not be, I just all the time, like, I'll be on my phone too much and you start feeling bad. Especially, uh, there's the platform X to me is like, it's immediate, like, a bad feeling. It gives me bad feelings. And I can tell, and I'll get on there because I have to post something for Sunday Conversation, or if I'm just like bored or whatever. And then you go on there at the beginning, you're like, this is sick, I like it. And then you're on there for like twenty minutes and all of a sudden you feel bad.

• 1:34:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:34:10Speaker 02

  And then you can feel bad. That can ruin a full day. I've had it ruin like a full three days for me, where you just feel kind of, you feel like you're living in that world you described, where it's like, you feel like, oh, this is the future and it doesn't feel good and I don't like it, and this is where we're heading, obviously. But then you can also have the same exact opposite effect, where if you're off your phone and you go do like some of the stuff we've been able to do, like where you're just like hanging with, hanging out and just truly having like a cool human experience, and you feel totally back and you're like, oh wow, I forgot that this is available to me all the time as well.

• 1:34:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:34:43Speaker 02

  So I think that's probably really far away, and I think that we still, if anything, while it's available, we should take advantage of it, because it's still a hundred percent available, to have real human connection, not be a part of this scary future, which could happen, it could not, but it could. But like, right now, it is a hundred percent still available to be like a real living human with real human, uh, experiences.

• 1:35:09Speaker 01

  Praise God, bro.

• 1:35:10Speaker 02

  And you forget, I mean, I've, I forget all the time, because it is so easy, because that's when you're on there.

• 1:35:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're right, dude. You're right. And I do love being human.

• 1:35:19Speaker 02

  It's, that's the best. It feels so hard to access, but then whenever you do do it or have one of those cool experiences, you're like, that was, I didn't even take any effort.

• 1:35:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:35:28Speaker 02

  I just had to like, kind of show up and be here, and it kind of just happened to me naturally.

• 1:35:31Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:35:32Speaker 02

  It's almost like I'm, I'm a human. It's almost like, I am one.

• 1:35:36Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, I just, yeah, I guess I was just thinking like, how will the future, because I start to wonder, how do we, like, what happens if like, feeling starts to morph out? You know, we start to evolve past feeling, because that's what, that, you know, that's where things go. I don't know. It's just interesting to think about. Like, one day a smile will be like in a museum, and like, the aliens will come and be like, this was something they, their mouths curled if they

• 1:36:01Speaker 02

  The Mona Lisa.

• 1:36:02Speaker 01

  If they felt something. Their mouths curled. You're like, what? Like their mouth.

• 1:36:07Speaker 02

  It's like, bro, where are you from?

• 1:36:09Speaker 01

  Their mouths curled. You know?

• 1:36:11Speaker 02

  So why is that alien from France?

• 1:36:15Speaker 01

  Their mouths curled, you know? And you get on the airplane and the pilot's just like, moo. We're ten thousand miles over Albuquerque right now.

• 1:36:29Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, I just heard that you were getting some pets, so.

• 1:36:35Speaker 01

  On your new property, and I was gonna get you a special organic food for your pets, I was gonna get a center over there.

• 1:36:40Speaker 02

  No pets for me. Nowhere to put them.

• 1:36:46Speaker 01

  What would you get, bro? The pet you're gonna get, man? Because dude, say, say times do get weird, right?

• 1:36:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:36:51Speaker 01

  And, because the, a lot of, the grocery stores will be empty quick, right?

• 1:36:56Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:36:56Speaker 01

  I mean, Trump just got that last shipment of meat that they don't even know what it is. It was from Brazil. We rescued it off of a boat and we got it immediately into our stores, right? Because there's a beef shortage, right? So people have, but that, people have already eaten the bad meat, the dirty meat or whatever. Maybe it had a little bit of calamari in it, who knows, right? Maybe a fucking little bit of, uh, NICU scissor work, who knows what it had in it? But, uh, but what's that meat that you eat? You, because the laws will be over. The laws will be over protecting

• 1:37:26Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:37:26Speaker 01

  certain meats, right? Or zoo meats, as I call them, right?

• 1:37:31Speaker 02

  Okay. So you really can, you can really eat the one you want.

• 1:37:35Speaker 01

  Right. And the elite are eating this shit. People are like, you don't think the fucking elite are eating tiger meat? Like, we're out of our mind, like

• 1:37:43Speaker 02

  Why would you not?

• 1:37:44Speaker 01

  Right. They're eating tiger, they're eating human, they're eating fucking, um, they're dipping baby, uh, wiener top in the, um, probably, you know, a ketchup or a nice ranch.

• 1:37:55Speaker 02

  Dude, I heard they're not even like using it as a full course, like, they're literally just using it as like a little seasoning.

• 1:38:01Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:38:01Speaker 02

  It's like they have, they just think that it just, they think it's gonna last forever, un, unlimited supply. Or they don't even care that they use it all and we don't even get, ever trickle down to us.

• 1:38:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, I will say this.

• 1:38:13Speaker 02

  Trickle down economics.

• 1:38:15Speaker 01

  And Reagan fucked us with that. He said if we trickle down economics, that some of that baby wiener would roll off the table. And we get a little bit of it, but that was a effing lie, Ronald. Or his wife, who's still alive, I think.

• 1:38:28Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:38:28Speaker 01

  Yeah. But what do you eat, bro? Because the zoo, suddenly the zoo is a fucking last grocery store. People don't wanna look at it like that. When the S hits the F, bro, the, uh, the, you know, when the shit hits the fan, or when the Nick Shirley hits the Somalis, whatever euphemism you like to use, right?

• 1:38:48Speaker 01

  When the, when the, when the grocery store ends, when the fuse box blows for the last time, the zoo is the last fucking grocery store. It's the Whole Foods for the elite. What are you having in there?

• 1:39:00Speaker 02

  Your dog.

• 1:39:02Speaker 01

  Oh, dude, what?

• 1:39:03Speaker 02

  Your personal home pet.

• 1:39:05Speaker 01

  Oh, that'd be so savage, huh?

• 1:39:08Speaker 02

  Just as a joke, little prank.

• 1:39:12Speaker 01

  Oh, thanks. Uh, you know what I would have first? I've thought about this a lot, obviously. I'm going parrot wings, right? Because I've had owl. Get you a fucking forty pack.

• 1:39:21Speaker 02

  What, what are the par-

• 1:39:22Speaker 01

  Parrot wings, all flats, that's what I'm doing, dude. I want parrot wings. And a maybe like a, uh, like that spicy, maybe spicy lime sauce.

• 1:39:31Speaker 02

  Bro, they serve some of the stuff in, in Baton Rouge. Well, I think I was there with you. We were at that Mike Anderson's in Baton Rouge. There was a kangaroo in there and they were served, a, a live kangaroo

• 1:39:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:39:40Speaker 02

  in the bar.

• 1:39:41Speaker 01

  Remember that?

• 1:39:42Speaker 02

  A lot, a live, I have photos of it, I can send the producer.

• 1:39:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:39:46Speaker 02

  There's a live kangaroo in Mike Anderson's.

• 1:39:49Speaker 01

  It was a fundraiser. It was like, hop on down for this, whatever. It was supposed to be Easter, but they couldn't get a bunny or whatever. So they had a fucking big ass kangaroo in there. One of them Lafayette bunnies, bro, you know what I'm saying? One of them fucking swamp rabbits, bro. Yeah, they had that bitch in there, dude. Um.

• 1:40:05Speaker 02

  Bro, I, I hate to do this because I know we're probably close to be done, but I have to pee.

• 1:40:09Speaker 01

  You can pee.

• 1:40:09Speaker 02

  You don't mind?

• 1:40:10Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:40:12Speaker 02

  You remember when you had my chili?

• 1:40:14Speaker 01

  Oh, God, dude. It's four AM, right? I go to Caleb's. He's living in a house that's since burned down too, didn't it?

• 1:40:24Speaker 02

  Um.

• 1:40:25Speaker 01

  No, the owner passed away.

• 1:40:26Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:40:27Speaker 01

  Sorry. Um, anyway, I go there and Caleb's like, before bed, why don't you have a little, okay? Why don't you have a little bit of chili? And I'm like, okay, sure, dude. This guy takes chili? It was half chili and then half of the bowl was hot sauce, bro. Dude, it was fucking-

• 1:40:44Speaker 02

  You didn't, did you, did I make you have the hot sauce with it?

• 1:40:47Speaker 01

  No, but you, like, you gave me some. And that was a lot, and you just, you like, fucking yours was almost like if you broke the glass on like one of those like break for emergency, and you cracked into there and it was just hot sauce in there. You just poured it into something.

• 1:41:01Speaker 02

  I think like, looking back on it, I was proud of my chili, but I, I think looking back on it, I think I might have had something wrong with my stomach.

• 1:41:08Speaker 01

  Oh dude, I'm sure you had an ulcer or something.

• 1:41:10Speaker 02

  I think I had like, maybe an acid imbalance in my stomach, and then I just had a strong desire for hot sauce all the time on everything. Like, I needed that acid to be in my stomach.

• 1:41:20Speaker 01

  It was the most hot sauce, dude, and I'm a re, before, praying before I went to sleep that night, I was like, God, I hope that guy's okay, because you know, we're new friends or whatever, and I just, I've never seen anybody just fucking mainline hot, hot sauce like that. It was an exorbitant amount, dude. It was like seven ounces.

• 1:41:38Speaker 02

  I do look back on it like, I can't do that anymore. It's bad. It, it would hurt my stomach now, but dude, at the time, I'm not kidding, and I did get stomach surgery after this.

• 1:41:46Speaker 01

  Did you?

• 1:41:47Speaker 02

  Uh, no, I went to the hospital for something else.

• 1:41:53Speaker 01

  Bro, no reporting is reliable anymore. Not even us reporting on ourselves, dude.

• 1:42:00Speaker 02

  Dude, I made the worst decision. I got, I was here in Nashville. I'm living just right, kind of like west of downtown, right by the hospital. So in Nashville, there's uh, the St. Ascension Hospital, and then there's Vanderbilt, which is like very famous hospital, obviously Vanderbilt. And I had this thing that was going on where I couldn't swallow and like it was getting worse all day. Eventually I was like, I gotta go to the emergency room because I literally can't swallow. And I called an Uber and I was trying, I was kind of freaking out like I'm stressed. I was like, this is getting scary a little bit. And so I was deciding between Vanderbilt, which is probably, I'm making this up as well, but probably the, one of the top hospitals in the country, or like the local Nashville hospital, which was still good.

• 1:42:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, but they were also doing TikToks out front of the low, out front of the local ones to re, to raise money.

• 1:42:49Speaker 02

  Promoting it. You're just like, you don't think you're gonna see a lot of promotion for hospital. And so I, it was like-

• 1:42:54Speaker 01

  Come on down to the hospital, huh? Oh, how you feeling? Not good? We could help.

• 1:43:01Speaker 02

  There was a seven minute drive to Vanderbilt. It was five minutes to St. Ascension and I was like, I'm going to St. Ascension. And bro, I was there on an intubator for four days.

• 1:43:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, I remember that, bruh. Cause they called me like, you think he should stay alive or not? Are we pulling the pipeline or what? They're like, welcome to that new game show, Pulling the Pipeline.

• 1:43:22Speaker 01

  Brought to you by United Healthcare. We don't give a fuck about people we insure.

• 1:43:27Speaker 02

  Shout out to St. Ascension. They did a good job. I'm alive and I'm thankful for them. It was just maybe questionable decision by me.

• 1:43:33Speaker 01

  But it is crazy to go to an allegedly not better hospital just because-

• 1:43:38Speaker 02

  Two minutes.

• 1:43:38Speaker 01

  Two minutes less driving, but I feel that. I feel that a lot, man. It's like you don't want to travel far, dude.

• 1:43:45Speaker 01

  Dude, the way that they used to do science was crazy, man. You were talking about food, eat, stuff that you eat. Can you, there was a video I put on our, um, on our clip sheet of this guy who was talking about somebody who had gotten shot in the stomach?

• 1:44:00Speaker 01

  And it had left a hole in his stomach?

• 1:44:03Speaker 01

  This guy.

• 1:44:05Speaker 10

  In 1822, a guy was accidentally shot in the stomach and his doctor figured he'd die, but he didn't. And what happens next? You're not gonna believe, you're not gonna believe it. When his wound healed, it left something almost unbelievable. A permanent opening directly to his stomach. And the man was Alexis St. Martin. He was a 19-year-old French Canadian voyager and his doctor was William Beaumont.

• 1:44:30Speaker 01

  French Canadian voyager, but let's, we all know what that means, okay? So somebody that was out there, you know, just looking for some male on male body crime, you know, at the time. But back it up, okay? Keep going.

• 1:44:44Speaker 10

  And the man was Alexis St. Martin. He was a 19-year-old French Canadian voyager and his doctor was William Beaumont. Beaumont realized he could watch digestion in a living person. Oh, but he did more than that. He did something that sounds made up. He tied pieces of food to a string and lowered it down into his stomach. And then he'd pull it out and see how much had been digested. And he didn't do this just one or two times. He did it over 200 times. And his work helped establish that digestion was largely a chemical process. And it became foundational to the study of the stomach. But there's another side of this story. St. Martin repeatedly left Beaumont.

• 1:45:26Speaker 10

  And today historians raise serious questions on how this experiment was conducted.

• 1:45:33Speaker 02

  That was it?

• 1:45:34Speaker 01

  Yeah. I, I love this guy. Get his name real quick so I know who he is. Oh, Sean Reed. He started, he, he had videos about Little House on the Prairie when they, just like he goes through like historical, kind of like, um, he, he was talking about the history of those books and the, and their actuality of the authors in, uh, in America. But then he has like crazy facts like this and stuff. Is this a true story?

• 1:46:00Speaker 01

  Alexis Bidigon, St. Martin was a Canadian voyager who is known for his part in experiments on digestion in humans, conducted on him by the American Army physician, William Beaumont, between 1822 and 1833. And I'm just gonna say, before I even go through this, this definitely could also be two guys at the time who had fallen in love and had to make up a reason why they were around each other. That's how crazy it was to be.

• 1:46:25Speaker 02

  French Canadian voyager?

• 1:46:26Speaker 01

  French Canadian at the time, okay? Or Canadian in general. If you were down here being Canadian, you know what I'm saying? You had to have a good reason, brother.

• 1:46:37Speaker 01

  Let me see. St. Martin was shot in a near fatal accident in 1822. His wound did not heal fully, leaving an opening into his stomach. Studies of St. Martin's stomach led to a greater understanding of digestive physiology. Uh, he was accidentally shot by a musket fired from close range at the fur trading post on Mackinac Island. The musket shot left a wound on his side that developed into a fistula connecting to his, his stomach to the outside of his body. Huh. William Beaumont, a US Army surgeon stationed at a nearby army post, treated the wound. Although St. Martin was a healthy young man, he was not expected to recover due to the severity of his wound, which included a perforated stomach. For 17 days following the injury, all food he ate reemerged from the stomach opening.

• 1:47:21Speaker 01

  So he ate this food and it came out, then came out of the opening, requiring nutritious injections per annum.

• 1:47:30Speaker 01

  And we know what that is, brother.

• 1:47:33Speaker 01

  Bro, and that's kind of like when you start at the finish line, you know what I'm saying? That's a crazy attitude. Until a tent of lint, a plug of rolled lint secured by adhesive straps could be used to retain gastric contents. Um, at this point, food began to say, stay in St. Martin's stomach and bowel function gradually returned. Um, when the wound healed, the edge of the hole in the stomach attached itself to the edge of the hole in the skin, creating a permanent gastric fistula.

• 1:48:01Speaker 01

  While accompanied by St. Martin, Beaumont conducted his first official experiment. He suspended pieces of food attached to a string in a St. Martin's stomach and later removed them to observe the extent of digestion. This was the first in a series of 238 experiments.

• 1:48:17Speaker 01

  Between, which assisted digestive processes under a variety of conditions, including fasting, exercise, and different emotional states. Huh. Kind of interesting. Think about that. He's like, I'm lowering a carrot in there, you know? And you're like, that ain't a carrot.

• 1:48:32Speaker 01

  He just have a little piece of fucking, he had a little granola tied to some floss. He's like, it's coming in.

• 1:48:39Speaker 01

  You make that airplane sound like you do with a kid, like

• 1:48:44Speaker 01

  gonna land.

• 1:48:47Speaker 01

  And then you just lower a fucking little bit of broccoli in there.

• 1:48:50Speaker 02

  Stinky ever?

• 1:48:52Speaker 01

  Oh, I bet he did. You gotta, if you're a guy, it's late, you've been drinking. Wow.

• 1:49:00Speaker 02

  Man.

• 1:49:01Speaker 01

  So that was just a freak nature. They have an image of it here online. A reconstruction of the torso of Alexis St. Martin. That's wild that they could look in there and see his stomach working. That's fucking crazy. And meanwhile, we all have to go to Body Worlds, that experiment thing that came around on tour or whatever.

• 1:49:19Speaker 02

  Which one?

• 1:49:20Speaker 01

  Remember when they cut open like half of fricking people and they'd have them like the, like in all the museums? That was, that shit was awesome. Um, even though they did later find out that a lot of those people were Chinese people, that they had sliced the bodies in half.

• 1:49:33Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:49:34Speaker 01

  That they'd use real human bodies. That's crazy, huh?

• 1:49:36Speaker 02

  Was it really?

• 1:49:37Speaker 01

  Yeah. They used like plastinization, but it had been like people that were taken like, uh,

• 1:49:43Speaker 01

  find out what that is, just so I know it. Um, but anyway, what were we talking about?

• 1:49:50Speaker 02

  I can never remember.

• 1:49:51Speaker 01

  Uh, what was the expose? A German magazine, Der Spiegel, revealed that

• 1:49:57Speaker 01

  Chinese lab possessed corpses of Chinese citizens, at least two of which had bullet holes in their skulls, suggesting execution. The lab was notably located near three prison camps.

• 1:50:08Speaker 02

  No way.

• 1:50:08Speaker 01

  Yes. No, that was part of the rumor that, um, serious ethical investigations have heavily, historically uncovered a black market of unethically sourced Chinese bodies, heavily entangling Body Works, that's what it was called. Body Works creator and spinning off of a rival exhibition that openly acknowledged using bodies from Chinese prisoners. Um, so yeah, but it was alleged that some of these were, um,

• 1:50:35Speaker 01

  Dr. Dr. Gunter von Hagens, the German anatomist.

• 1:50:40Speaker 02

  That's like a dark turn.

• 1:50:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, it did, man. Just like your large intestine, brother. You know what I'm saying? Uh, anyway, just kind of interesting stuff right there. And that's Sean Reed. He's got a fun channel to watch. He's got a great voice, great narrator. He's kind of the, uh, yeah.

• 1:50:58Speaker 02

  Say it.

• 1:51:00Speaker 01

  I was gonna say, it's sort of like, he's like the Mike Rowe of, um, American lore and folklore.

• 1:51:07Speaker 02

  That's good. That's actually pretty good. Dude, Mike Rowe also, the man.

• 1:51:09Speaker 01

  Oh, the man.

• 1:51:11Speaker 02

  Who do you have in your top three, the man rankings, right now, current, updated?

• 1:51:18Speaker 02

  And have to be alive.

• 1:51:22Speaker 01

  I'm gonna go

• 1:51:25Speaker 01

  Mike Tyson.

• 1:51:27Speaker 02

  Okay, fair, fair play.

• 1:51:30Speaker 01

  Brigitte Macron.

• 1:51:34Speaker 01

  As a sub.

• 1:51:37Speaker 01

  I'd go Mike Tyson, Tyler Shuck.

• 1:51:42Speaker 01

  And we gotta have somebody who's somebody out there kinda wild. Oh, um. And Sean Sharoff, who just had the greatest upset in UFC history last week.

• 1:51:57Speaker 01

  Uh, he beat Gable Stevenson, which was a great, and it's gonna be interesting to see how Gable comes back. But that would be my, that would be my top three right now.

• 1:52:04Speaker 02

  I like that list, though. That's good. It's updated. Like, that was, you did, you, you updated it to, those, those are the man right now.

• 1:52:11Speaker 01

  Those are good men. Mike Tyson is just kind of an eternal, so maybe I took it easy on that.

• 1:52:14Speaker 02

  But he has a new special coming out. Oh, no, special, documentary about his life. I saw it. It's about to release like next week, yeah.

• 1:52:19Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:52:20Speaker 02

  Which should be awesome.

• 1:52:22Speaker 01

  What about you, man? Give me your top three. And then I know you brought a gift for me today, too. I saw you trying to hide it.

• 1:52:27Speaker 02

  I, I hate whenever I ask questions like that, cause I know they're coming back to me.

• 1:52:34Speaker 01

  You're right. Then let it ride.

• 1:52:35Speaker 02

  But I, I don't, I'm trying to think.

• 1:52:37Speaker 01

  Next time I see you, give it to me.

• 1:52:39Speaker 02

  I think after Hypal.

• 1:52:42Speaker 02

  If Hypal beats Texas, you're looking at the man of the week. For the, for the rest of the fall. Cause they don't gotta win another game.

• 1:52:52Speaker 01

  That's true, huh? And Tennessee is loaded, bro. They got a great team. They're not even really being talked about.

• 1:52:58Speaker 02

  This is gonna be big. The quarterback's really good, but he's super young.

• 1:53:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:53:02Speaker 02

  He's, he's like, he's only played like three games. He was like the number one recruit in the country last year.

• 1:53:07Speaker 01

  Somebody, cause his name was Baby Bear. I'm like, that's not a good nickname for, like, it's a good, cool nickname.

• 1:53:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:53:12Speaker 01

  But get him to Medium Bear. You know, like, at least the nickname.

• 1:53:16Speaker 02

  The guy's in college now. People don't talk about recruiting anymore because like all the transfers and stuff, like the dudes, like the, that used to be a huge deal when you had like the number one recruit in the country. Like, it's really, it's, people are talking about transfers now, so it's not that, it's not talked about enough.

• 1:53:30Speaker 01

  Well, everybody has rankings for everything. You meet somebody like, yeah, this guy, you know, he's a two-star [BLEEP] or whatever. You're like, what is, that's not even, he's not even any good at it.

• 1:53:37Speaker 02

  It's like, why did I get my NIL money for this, man?

• 1:53:40Speaker 01

  Like, some of the things that are going on, like, existence is turning into this weird, like, everybody's some type of an influencer, like, everybody, you know? It's all getting interesting, bro. I think it's getting kinda fascinating. Um, I know you got me a gift, and I am gonna get it. And, um, but before you go, I wanna talk about Lane Kiffin real quick. How does this all go down? What happens there with Lane?

• 1:54:03Speaker 02

  What, in which, in which capacity?

• 1:54:05Speaker 01

  Just in all of it. Cause it's interesting what they're doing down there, right? They're starting, it's a lot of, like, energy, right?

• 1:54:12Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:54:12Speaker 01

  They're having different people come down and walk out with the team, you know? It feels like this kind of like, I don't know, like, Deion Sanders kinda tried that, and it wasn't a good move. I can't tell if you run the risk of things becoming more about ego and energy than they do about the team.

• 1:54:28Speaker 02

  Right. I want, I mean, you, you would think that he's doing it for recruiting, or to like get better players on the team.

• 1:54:36Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:54:36Speaker 02

  But it becomes an issue when it does become about him. I thought this past week is like, it's a hard spot to be in because the storyline's not about his team playing in the game, the Ole Miss game. The storyline's just about him. And it's like, how do you like, I, I didn't know what was the better method for him, to like, take it and just like embrace it being about him, so his team could kinda play free for him? Or do you wanna make it like about the guys on the team? Cause like, obviously, you're not the one out there. We talked about it last night at dinner, but like, coaches are very important, but the stat I gave you, which I love, is like, in the history of the NFL, there's been, uh, I think, I think maybe three total Hall of Fame coaches.

• 1:55:19Speaker 02

  That haven't had a Hall of Fame quarterback. Like, you gotta have the players, especially quarterback. It's, if you don't have those guys on the, it doesn't matter what Lane Kiffin does, to some extent. Do you, I don't know, how, how do you feel like he handled it?

• 1:55:34Speaker 01

  How he handled what? What are we talking about?

• 1:55:37Speaker 02

  Well, I was, I was, I was trying to be kinda politically correct in my answer. I think sometimes Lane does like it to be about himself.

• 1:55:45Speaker 01

  Oh, Lane, nothing Lane likes more than Lane, right? Lane loves Lane. I've said that before. Lane loves Lane. Lane knows he loves Lane. Lane's listening right now to me saying Lane loves Lane, and you know it, Lane. It's okay.

• 1:55:56Speaker 02

  And liking it.

• 1:55:56Speaker 01

  Right. It's okay, right? That's just like, that's, you know, that's okay. Lane operates in a unique way. What's really interesting about Kiffin is that he's sort of kind of this, he's kinda this ladies man in a way, right? In a, in a way, right?

• 1:56:10Speaker 02

  Have you hung with him?

• 1:56:11Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 1:56:11Speaker 02

  I've, I know you have, but like, any, like, is he smooth?

• 1:56:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:56:14Speaker 02

  Dude, he's been so successful.

• 1:56:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm not saying.

• 1:56:17Speaker 02

  I do wonder if he's smooth with girls. I wonder about that. I've had that thought before this podcast, because he, he presents himself, I think he likes to present himself as a ladies man.

• 1:56:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:56:27Speaker 02

  Like, he likes the story. Like, he'll repost the story about him being a ladies man.

• 1:56:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:56:31Speaker 02

  But like, is he, if you really locked him in a, in those 21 verse ones with the balloons.

• 1:56:36Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 1:56:37Speaker 02

  How many people are popping?

• 1:56:40Speaker 01

  I think he'd get a decent amount, bro. I mean, his aura's up, bro. He did, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's, it's fascinating, cause it's a different place. Usually, they, a coach gets caught with a younger lady, it's like, this guy's going to hell.

• 1:56:52Speaker 02

  I feel like you're trying to make this about UNC. Are you?

• 1:56:55Speaker 01

  About me?

• 1:56:56Speaker 02

  About UNC?

• 1:56:57Speaker 01

  No, not at all.

• 1:56:58Speaker 02

  We can keep moving.

• 1:56:59Speaker 01

  No, not at all. We could talk about UNC, though.

• 1:57:00Speaker 02

  I didn't know if this was, I didn't know if you were dancing a Belichick dance on me.

• 1:57:03Speaker 01

  No, not at all.

• 1:57:04Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:57:04Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't know anything about it.

• 1:57:06Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:57:06Speaker 01

  Yeah. So, anyway.

• 1:57:09Speaker 02

  Belichick has a younger girl.

• 1:57:11Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. The, oh, I don't, dude, yeah, that's fine.

• 1:57:14Speaker 02

  Which we support.

• 1:57:15Speaker 01

  Yeah. That's fine with me. Yeah. Cause I just think we're in this fascinating place where you've never really kind of had a, sort of like a, this, a coach like Kiffin with this sort of exposure.

• 1:57:28Speaker 02

  I'm trying to think.

• 1:57:29Speaker 01

  And like doing like walkouts with, you know, but we have, we had it with Deion, but it didn't work, that didn't really work. Like, the walkouts with, you know, some of that's a little bit much.

• 1:57:38Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:57:38Speaker 01

  Um, and I, I was down there for it. I'm not saying like, you know, I love Louisiana, you know, I think, but I just wonder if there's an edge to that that's just like too much, you know?

• 1:57:47Speaker 02

  It's definitely not sustainable.

• 1:57:48Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:57:49Speaker 02

  Definitely. It's a hundred percent not sustainable. You can't do that, cause for one reason, even if you try to do it, you can't keep that level of energy. Like, next season and beyond, like, they would have to keep winning the national championship back to back to back to back. So, it's probably something you can't do, but for right now, it kind of works. It's kind of awesome. It makes college football great. I would love to see him versus Signetti in a national championship game. Two polar opposites, two huge personalities.

• 1:58:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:58:17Speaker 02

  Signetti's the, he's a problem.

• 1:58:19Speaker 01

  They call him Sig nasty, too, I've heard.

• 1:58:21Speaker 02

  He's a problem.

• 1:58:22Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:58:23Speaker 02

  Bro, he's, he's won everywhere he's went, and he carries himself like an absolute boss. We talked about this last night, too. Nick Saban, like, what makes him the greatest of all time? Is it like his X and O's knowledge, or is it just his aura? Like, the way he just commands a room?

• 1:58:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:58:40Speaker 02

  And I think Signetti has that, which I'm, I don't know if Kiffin has it, or hung around him, but like, I feel like, Signetti's like a monster looming in the corner who's y- young for coaches. Like, he's gonna be around for a while.

• 1:58:53Speaker 01

  Signati, they call him, I heard.

• 1:58:56Speaker 02

  And he earned it, that nickname.

• 1:58:58Speaker 01

  That's what I heard. I don't know if, hey, I just, and I don't even know what I'm talking about.

• 1:59:05Speaker 01

  And they also, they call him, some of the older people call him Signifty. Like, senior citizens call him that. So.

• 1:59:13Speaker 01

  Before you go, bro, what else? Uh, anything you wanna talk about? Anything on your, anything on your brain before you go, man? Thanks so much, dude.

• 1:59:19Speaker 02

  No, thanks for having me. No, I've just been, dude, we, we're continuing to do like, you know, our little business, like, I got still gloomy balls. I got, my producer's getting married. We're like, we're still figuring out as we go, like, only a year and a half really into being independent, so I feel like I've like learned a lot, but also feel like, I still am kind of, swimming is not the right word. I feel comfortable where I'm at, but like, it's, it's like, I gotta figure stuff out to keep things going, so.

• 1:59:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's a grind, dude. And congratulations, too, man. I remember when you guys were first like becoming independent, and now here, here you guys are still doing it, man. Congratulations, bro.

• 1:59:55Speaker 02

  Thank you, man.

• 1:59:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:59:56Speaker 02

  We've been doing some cool projects. This, this, uh, I told you about Stoke, which is like, the shoe company's kinda like, kinda similar to what I do with Chica Cheetah, which has been like a really fun, um, kinda like I said, like a little baby you have out in the world, like, you get to, it's not exactly what you do. Like, I consider what I do is like Sunday Conversation, like making content. Um, but it's kind of like, you can use a different part of your brain in kind of like a business way, um, for like something that you believe in. It's like Stoke's the new one I'm doing. It's a shoe company for wide feet.

• 2:00:28Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 2:00:29Speaker 02

  Wide feet. They say that 75, and this is actually a real stat, unlike everything else I've said today.

• 2:00:35Speaker 01

  Unlike most of the stuff we've said on this show.

• 2:00:36Speaker 02

  This is a real stat, cause I've seen that the study is 75% of American men have wide feet.

• 2:00:42Speaker 01

  Nah-uh.

• 2:00:43Speaker 02

  75% of men in America. And so like a regular shoe is not a wide shoe.

• 2:00:48Speaker 01

  It isn't?

• 2:00:49Speaker 02

  It's just a regular narrow shoe. Like, a regular shoe is a D, a size D. A wide shoe is a E. 75% of men in America should be, you know, E or bigger. So, me and you in this room, one and a half of us has a wide foot. You know what I'm saying?

• 2:01:06Speaker 01

  Yeah. So, three of our feet are wide?

• 2:01:09Speaker 02

  Three, three out of the four of our feet are wide.

• 2:01:11Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 2:01:12Speaker 02

  Anyway, Stoke is, so Stoke is, uh, it's only wide shoes. Not even messing with the 25% of people who got regular feet. Like, you can't even, no, no options available. Yeah. Um, but anyways, it's like, I, I, I try, I heard about them, wore them, loved them, like, the most comfortable shoe I've ever worn in my entire life.

• 2:01:32Speaker 01

  So, that's what you have on?

• 2:01:33Speaker 02

  Yeah. So, this is the, this is it.

• 2:01:35Speaker 01

  Those are tough, bro.

• 2:01:37Speaker 02

  I did bring you a, I don't know if you wanna have this on the show, but I got.

• 2:01:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:01:43Speaker 01

  Let me try them on, okay?

• 2:01:44Speaker 02

  This is all right. These are new ones that are not released yet.

• 2:01:48Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 2:01:49Speaker 02

  This is slip-on. This is what you should do. Honestly, so that this doesn't come across too salesy, which I don't like.

• 2:01:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:01:56Speaker 02

  Give a honest feedback, full permission.

• 2:02:00Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:02:00Speaker 02

  To go a hundred percent honest.

• 2:02:02Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:02:03Speaker 02

  Okay, this is a, this is a slip-on.

• 2:02:05Speaker 01

  That big guy, boy.

• 2:02:06Speaker 02

  They're wide, right? So, one, one or two of your feet is guaranteed to be wide.

• 2:02:12Speaker 01

  It's this one.

• 2:02:18Speaker 01

  Phew. I will say this, bro.

• 2:02:23Speaker 02

  And be honest.

• 2:02:24Speaker 01

  I'm gonna be very honest. For one, comfortable for sure, right? Like, they ha- give me that lazy boy. It's almost like your foot's just like got off work.

• 2:02:32Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:02:33Speaker 01

  And it's like, bro, we relaxing. I'm putting a tube on, I'm gonna chill.

• 2:02:38Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:02:39Speaker 01

  I'm gonna pet my lady or whatever, you know what I'm saying? I'm living like that. The second thing is, they are wide, huh? Damn, that bitch got side to side. We got motion twins. You know, you can fucking live in there.

• 2:02:52Speaker 02

  Dude, I didn't even know my whole life I had like wide feet. I don't even know if I do technically.

• 2:02:57Speaker 01

  Well, once they cage your foot up, you don't know if it's wide or not.

• 2:02:59Speaker 02

  Exactly. I've just been wearing the same shoes my whole life. But bro, I swear to God, I put these on six months ago. I haven't taken them off in six months. You see me, I did, what was it, in Stagecoach?

• 2:03:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, I saw you there.

• 2:03:10Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 2:03:11Speaker 01

  And you had them on there?

• 2:03:12Speaker 02

  I took, I put cowboy boots on for our performance. Mistake for the jumping. Should've worn my Stokes.

• 2:03:18Speaker 01

  For show Caleb jump again, as we're doing this, please, dude. Uh, so yeah, very comfortable. I will say that. Let me else, I got something else. Oh, I will say this though, too. They big, bruh. They big gab, bruh.

• 2:03:29Speaker 02

  They're big because, so, if your foot's huge.

• 2:03:32Speaker 01

  They're big, it's like your mom kind of picks you up from the movies with your friends in this. It's like, definitely have like a big review.

• 2:03:37Speaker 02

  Caravan. It's a caravan of the, of the shoe.

• 2:03:40Speaker 01

  But they definitely feel like, kind of like, uh, very tough slippers, kind of, in a way. This pair.

• 2:03:45Speaker 02

  And then, and then listen, that's a slip on, I mean, the regular traditional's a sneaker, but.

• 2:03:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, this is a slip on shoe. This is, this is a slipper, it has slip in the name of it.

• 2:03:53Speaker 02

  Facts. So.

• 2:03:54Speaker 01

  So a regular shoe? Did you give me a regular shoe?

• 2:03:57Speaker 02

  Oh, these are those, these are the ones that I have on.

• 2:04:01Speaker 02

  So this, this is like a normal one.

• 2:04:02Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 2:04:04Speaker 02

  But it's, I mean, dude, it's like, you know.

• 2:04:10Speaker 01

  Oh, you're a little more chill, like our lacy bad boys, huh?

• 2:04:16Speaker 01

  They feel kind of futuristic, I'll say that.

• 2:04:18Speaker 02

  And so, like, if you have a big foot.

• 2:04:20Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:04:20Speaker 02

  It's not just like, you don't just have like a, like, it's not like a skinny pizza that's, that's just like long and, and flat. Like, if you have a big foot, it's big this way, too. Not just this way. It's girth. You got girth on the foot.

• 2:04:32Speaker 01

  I don't. But men do. People do. I'm a man.

• 2:04:36Speaker 02

  So, you need it to be a little bit bigger.

• 2:04:40Speaker 01

  Look, I like a more relaxing shoe. Some of these shoes you get into, it's kind of like, what's going on, cuh? You know what I'm saying? Like.

• 2:04:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like, what, dude, what?

• 2:04:47Speaker 01

  But also Stoke, dude, um, yeah, thank you, bro. I can have these?

• 2:04:52Speaker 02

  For you? Anything.

• 2:04:54Speaker 01

  Oh, thanks, dude.

• 2:04:57Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, boy, keep my hooves warm, huh, Tuberville? You hear that?

• 2:05:00Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 2:05:02Speaker 01

  Oh, sorry. I'm not off the clock.

• 2:05:05Speaker 02

  Um.

• 2:05:06Speaker 01

  I'm just joking, Tuberville. Uh, thank you, dude. These are dope. Fuck, now I can't wear them if we go eat somewhere, because we have matching shoes on.

• 2:05:14Speaker 02

  And I brought you a matching Chica Chita jacket.

• 2:05:16Speaker 01

  Did you?

• 2:05:17Speaker 02

  Brother, we're gonna match in it. Yeah, we're gonna look at it.

• 2:05:21Speaker 01

  Dude, let's go to Morgan's and match when we get there.

• 2:05:24Speaker 02

  Dude, we should, dude, know what we should dress up as?

• 2:05:26Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 2:05:26Speaker 02

  Furries.

• 2:05:27Speaker 01

  Yeah. No, not him. He'll, he'll hunt us. He will hunt us from the driveway.

• 2:05:34Speaker 02

  That's facts. Uh, alright.

• 2:05:37Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 2:05:39Speaker 02

  Throw a toast.

• 2:05:41Speaker 01

  Anyway, um, dude, thank you so much, bro. These are nice, these are, I'm, I'm, I'm gonna wear them and I'll let you know how I feel. And also, just nice to have some new shoes, dude. I never go get myself anything. So, thank you, bro.

• 2:05:51Speaker 02

  You're welcome. Thank you for having me on, on your show. Keep, keep fighting the good fight.

• 2:05:57Speaker 01

  Oh, man. We'll definitely keep doing that, dude. Uh.

• 2:06:00Speaker 02

  Oh, shout out, I thought about this too, when we were talking about Stagecoach. Shout out to the, um, the guy, he's a DJ named Moonlight. But he helped us out, so, uh, thank you to him and, uh, the honky-tonks will ride, the Tonkin Honkies will ride again.

• 2:06:14Speaker 01

  Tonkin Honkies, dude, bro. It'd be so fun, dude.

• 2:06:17Speaker 02

  Show ride again.

• 2:06:18Speaker 01

  Yeah. This honky ain't gonna talk by himself.

• 2:06:24Speaker 02

  What? Fuck, we're idiots.

• 2:06:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm out, dude. I gotta go. And this is my job. I gotta go.