Pod Insights The Vergecast Apple Intelligence, iPhones, and the rest of WWDC 2024 About this episode The Verge's Nilay Patel, Alex Cranz, Allison Johnson, and David Pierce discuss all the announcements from Apple's WWDC event.
Further reading:
Apple WWDC 2024: the 13 biggest announcements
Apple Intelligence: every new AI feature coming to the iPhone and Mac
Apple is giving Siri an AI upgrade in iOS 18
Apple announces iOS 18 with new AI features and more customizable homescreen
Apple says iPhones will support RCS in 2024
Apple’s AI can make custom emoji and images
iOS 18 introduces satellite capabilities to its iMessage app
Apple announces iPadOS 18 with a built-in calculator and customizable homescreen
Apple made an iPad calculator app after 14 years
The iPhone’s new Game Mode makes it faster and more responsive
Apple announces watchOS 11 with new training features and Live Activitie
Apple announces macOS Sequoia at WWDC 2024
Apple’s standalone Passwords app syncs across iOS, iPad, Mac, and Windows
Apple’s AirPods are being upgraded with powerful accessibility features
Apple’s InSight feature for Apple TV Plus will tell you who that actor is
Apple teases new seasons of Severance and Silo
Apple announces visionOS 2 with 3D photo transformations and an ultrawide Mac display
Apple is finally launching the Vision Pro outside the US
Canon made a special lens for the Apple Vision Pro’s spatial videos
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1:02 Nilay Patel? Hello and welcome to the Red Cast, the flagship podcast of stateless computation on personal data with enforceable guarantees. Hey! I got it. David pointed out that you can pick any phrase from Apple's white paper about privacy and AI. And we're the flagship podcast of that. I picked leaky user data earlier, but we don't want to get the explicit label on YouTube and Spotify. Yeah, it's a family friendly podcast. Stateless computation on personal data. I'm your friend Eli. We're here at WWDC. David Pierce is here. Hello. We're in this fancy house. It's awesome. It is a very fancy house. Alex Cranz is here.
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1:40 Nilay Patel? It's fully our fault. A lot of Veritas fans have wanted us to talk about the tacos. And we will, if you get through the entire episode, including the ad breaks. Later on, Allison Johnson will be joining us. We are at WWDC. Apple announced updates to every single one of its operating systems. No hardware, as was rumored, and I think the most important set of announcements. Apple Intelligence, which is the company's approach to AI, which has many, many, many components, including all the way at the end, a little old chat GPT-4O. Yeah, just a little. There it is. Just shut up, Wall Street. That is pretty much what it was.
2:17 David Pierce? You want us to have a chat GPT strategy? Here it is.
2:20 Nilay Patel? It's just chat GPT. So David and I were walking around the event, we're walking to Apple Park. The vibe was very much like, what is GPT doing here? Like, they were excited about it, they were talking about it. But they were kept on talking about all the stuff they had built. Yeah. Uh, in the keynote, their principles for how to build it, how they're going to protect user privacy. There was a second on the record event. Uh, where I just interviewed John Jean Andrea, who's their head of AI and Greg Federighi. They recapitulated the keynote and said the principles and values again. And then they kept being, and then some people are going to want to use chat GPT.
2:53 David Pierce? Right.
2:54 Nilay Patel? And it was just like, I think all the lead up was like, are they going to pick Google? Are they going to pick OpenAI? They're behind, they gotta catch up. These models will power the stuff. And David, I, it just felt like they could have done without it.
3:07 David Pierce? Well, there was the assumption going in that if they were going to sign a deal like this, it was going to be to sort of underpin all of this stuff, right? That like, in the sense that when you go to Safari and you do a search, you get Google, right? You don't get like a mishmash of Apple and Google when it's useful. Like, it's just Google, because that's the one that Apple picked and also billions of dollars is fun. But the assumption then was like, okay, this will be a Siri based on Gemini. Apple doesn't have the technology yet. Apple hasn't been able to compete with OpenAI and others. So they're going to build on top of this infrastructure, which, as we've talked about, has all kinds of like weird privacy implications. But in a certain way, it kind of makes sense.
3:46 David Pierce? Instead, it's just like a weird thing off to the side where Apple made a huge deal out of all the stuff that it has built. It says it can do a ton. It's built this incredibly vertically integrated system that it says preserves your privacy and knows what's on the screen. And then, like you said, oh, and also chat GPT. And so it's, it feels like just a, an afterthought.
4:06 David Pierce? Because it's a really good brand that people know.
4:08 Alex Cranz? It it it does actually feel like the Google thing because it's in that it's only being used for search, right? Like that that was that was my.
4:16 Nilay Patel? It's not even being used for search in that way. It's.
4:19 David Pierce? It it would be like if you only took Google Images.
4:23 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
4:24 David Pierce? Everything else was Apple except Google Images and you it and you so if you do a search for a picture, you get Google and everything else is Apple and you'd be like, what? This doesn't make any sense.
4:33 Alex Cranz? Because the integration is like you just you ask and then if it decides that it doesn't want to do it and it wants chat GPT to do it.
4:41 Nilay Patel? Well, no, sorry. We should step through it.
4:42 Alex Cranz? Yeah, like.
4:43 Nilay Patel? The big headline feature we should talk about is Apple Intelligence.
4:46 Alex Cranz? Yep.
4:47 Nilay Patel? The way the keynote was structured was to put all of that stuff at the end. It was the grand finale of.
4:53 Alex Cranz? It was the one more thing.
4:53 Nilay Patel? WWDC.
4:54 David Pierce? Neelai turned to me at one point during the live blog as they they hit like a wrap up moment.
4:58 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
4:59 David Pierce? Before they did the Apple Intelligence stuff and Neelai just turns to me and he goes, is that it?
5:02 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
5:02 David Pierce? Like, are we?
5:03 Nilay Patel? Because they ran through all the OSs.
5:05 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
5:05 Nilay Patel? Which we'll get to later, but they ran through all the OSs and I'm like, here's the new grid of icons on the home screen. Look, you can put the icons everywhere. Here's TVOS. We didn't do anything. And then they they came to like a natural apple point and then Tim Cook came back and he's like, power of generative intelligence, blah, blah, blah. Here's all the stuff we're doing. And they laid out a bunch of principles. It has to be powerful. It has to be useful. It has to be private. They've built this extraordinarily complicated system where your device decides whether it can do some of the things that you might want it to do, or it has to go to Apple's private cloud compute nodes, which we should definitely talk about. Lots of privacy claims there. And then it's not. And then it goes to chat GPT.
5:49 Alex Cranz? Okay.
5:49 Nilay Patel? It's that's Apple Intelligence. And the heart of almost all these announcements are like, here's some stuff you can do in your phone or your Mac. Here's some stuff that we built this very complicated system to do in the cloud securely. And then also, there's a button here where if you want to take a picture of your fridge and ask it to make up a recipe, you can send a photo to chat GPT if you'd like. Also, we're going to ask you if you ever want to do that. And every time you do it, we're going to say, do you want to send this photo to chat GPT?
6:20 David Pierce? You don't.
6:20 Nilay Patel? So there's no, there's almost no integration.
6:22 Alex Cranz? Oh, that is like, yeah, that's.
6:25 David Pierce? I had I had not thought about this until just now. I think that's on purpose. I think that's like extremely on purpose.
6:30 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
6:30 David Pierce? Because what Apple is trying to do is like abstract all of the A I-ness away, right? That like you as a user shouldn't have to care or notice what's going to the cloud and what's happening on device. They want it to all be secure. It should all work the same. Like, fine. Uh, Apple wants it to be damn clear when you are using Chat G P T. Because Chat G P T is going to make mistakes. It's going to do a lot of weird stuff and Apple would very much like to be like, hey, remember when you hit a button that said Chat G P T? Like, this is no longer our problem.
6:57 Alex Cranz? Even the prompt is like, sometimes we'll make errors.
7:00 Nilay Patel? Yeah, at the bottom of every result, it says, check important info.
7:03 David Pierce? Rude.
7:04 Nilay Patel? Which is just Chat G P T's reputation now. This thing lies to you.
7:06 David Pierce? It's even, that's even crueler than like Chat G P T is typical, which is just like, sometimes it makes mistakes.
7:12 Nilay Patel? No, this is just straight up, like, just check this, right?
7:15 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
7:15 Nilay Patel? So, but there's a real line there. And that's what I'm saying. It felt like the vibe was, we did all the stuff. Also, this is yours, so don't ask us about it. Right? Like,
7:23 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
7:23 Nilay Patel? They said Craig Federighi at the, I don't even know what you call this. It was an interview, but it was like, it was very staged.
7:31 Alex Cranz? A coffee side.
7:32 Nilay Patel? Um, uh, he said that Gemini would be an example of another L M they could bring into this. And he said, there will be others. We heard people talk about like, what if you're a doctor and there's a medical A I system that you want to plug into your Mac in this way? The hooks are being built so that you'll have multiple models you can pick from. So Chat G P T is just the one they're starting with today because they kept saying it's the market leader. They think it's the best one of these things. They can integrate it all these places. Over time, it's obvious that Apple Intelligence, this much more private system, is going to get better and maybe push one out. Or there's going to be like competition and you get to pick whatever model you want.
8:12 Alex Cranz? So is it effectively just advertisement for the A P I then?
8:17 Nilay Patel? I think, I suspect, I do not know that Apple is paying OpenAI to have this built into their operating systems. I don't know how they're getting paid, I don't know if it's per use, I don't know if it's a bulk rate, whatever. I know that OpenAI doesn't make any money. Famously, they have not yet made any money. Microsoft owns forty nine percent of OpenAI. It would be very funny if Microsoft was putting money into OpenAI and OpenAI was paying Apple for the privilege of being in Apple's operating, like, that would be almost backwards. So that, you know, the logical assumption is that Apple is paying to have this be part of their operating system, and maybe they will pay other companies over time.
9:02 Nilay Patel? Or there will be some other kind of arrangement you can have. You can log in, if you subscribe to ChatGPT, you can log into your account, you get more features. It will remember you, for example. Whereas if you don't have a ChatGPT account, you're not paying for premium, it doesn't remember anything about you, it's free. It's free to use on your iPhone, it has no memory, and it throws everything out about you. So they have built this, like, very firewallled version of ChatGPT that's just around.
9:31 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
9:31 Nilay Patel? But all of the action is Apple intelligence, which is totally controlled by Apple.
9:35 Alex Cranz? That makes a hun- like, that just makes sense. Apple was never gonna let anybody that tightly integrated.
9:41 Nilay Patel? But these are not the rumors, right?
9:43 David Pierce? No, well, and it also makes the ChatGPT piece of it make less sense to me, right? Because if OpenAI is paying Apple, that I understand, right? Like, I get that for OpenAI, they say, okay, this is going to make people use our product more, which is gonna make more people subscribe. That's, that's the path. We get user data, whatever, but OpenAI, in the way that it's set up now, seems to be getting most of the upside, and all Apple gets is just like a weird way to offload you to another system for some questions that you have.
10:11 Nilay Patel? It's very much like, to do the good, fun stuff, it has to be not private, and that's Sam Altman's problem. We're gonna, we're gonna have this. So the, the
10:19 David Pierce? So you think the risk then is that if, if it's, if you don't have that, all you get is kind of a like not fully baked AI system that people don't use. And so you're sort of lost at the beginning?
10:28 Nilay Patel? Yeah. And I think one of the really interesting pieces of the puzzle here is we don't know how much of these features will arrive with iOS 18 at the beginning. We don't know how many are coming towards the end. Every time they talked about Siri, um, I kept noticing that they, they insistedly used like off in the distance verb tenses.
10:48 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
10:48 Nilay Patel? Siri is going to be able to do this. And it's like, when is Siri going to be able to do this? The answer appears to be within the window of iOS 18. So Siri will be able to do a bunch of the stuff they demoed before iOS 19 comes out.
11:03 Alex Cranz? But not necessarily.
11:05 Nilay Patel? A long time from now.
11:06 Alex Cranz? Yeah, yeah.
11:07 Nilay Patel? Like that's, that's September 2025 is the release date of iOS 19. So there's a long way to go, uh, before they have to ship all these features. But the fundamental architecture of Apple Intelligence is really interesting because they have, they are claiming very much that the on-device intelligence that they've built. They said, there are already 200 models running your phone before we ever do any of this generative stuff. For things like car crash detection and photo editing and all photos in general on an iPhone, tons of AI. And then now they're adding some of these other models. It's only going to run on the iPhone 15 Pro and presumably the next one.
11:43 Nilay Patel? And then Max with an M1 chip, uh, or above. So that's interesting because the M1, I think is more similar to some of the previous iPhone chips.
11:54 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
11:54 Nilay Patel? But they are gating it. Uh, so it's the 15 Pro and above and M1 and above, obviously running the new versions of the operating system. And it's going to add more models that let you do more stuff on the phone. So you will be able to generate horrifying, uh, images on the phone.
12:08 Alex Cranz? I'm so excited about that.
12:10 Nilay Patel? Photos. Um, you'll be able to ask Siri for certain things using app intents, which we talked about a bunch last week.
12:17 Alex Cranz? But it's only using the data on your device, right?
12:19 Nilay Patel? Only using the data on your device.
12:21 Alex Cranz? Which is why all of the images from the image playground that we saw in the keynote were horrible.
12:27 David Pierce? They were so bad.
12:28 Alex Cranz? They were like. It was like, do you remember how when you're when you're downloading an app? And it's like, do you want to download any of these other games? That you've never heard of and are probably going to steal your data? They it like all the art looked like those apps.
12:40 Nilay Patel? Yeah, that's image playground, which is all local.
12:43 Alex Cranz? Uh, and yeah, it looks bad. It looks real bad.
12:47 Nilay Patel? But image playground is a thing you can just integrate into apps now. So you can draw a sketch and notes and circle it and then it'll make the AI bubble and then I'll turn your sketch into a thing.
12:55 David Pierce? Is that anything?
12:59 David Pierce? I'm sort of seriously, I think I have been, I have been thinking about this so much the last few weeks about like how, what in AI is a real thing that people will do? And what is going to be a tech demo that no one in the world ever actually does? And I've been thinking about this actually ever since Rabbit did the demo where he drew a spreadsheet on a piece of paper. And then pointed his rabbit to it and was like, transpose the rows and columns and send this to my email. And it did it and I was like, oh, neat. Unusable feature for anyone who exists in the world, like why on earth would you do this? And I wonder with this thing where he's like, there was a moment in the keynote where he was in notes. And he just did a circle in a note, in an open part of the note. And it made a picture of the stuff that was in his note. It's like, A, technically neat thing.
13:44 David Pierce? It made a thing. Why? What is this for?
13:49 Alex Cranz? I know, I figured it out. It's when, you know, how when you have to send a deck and you don't want to go look for art? To send that deck to like all your other coworkers to be like, this is why we're going to do this new policy or whatever.
13:59 David Pierce? Okay, that's actually.
13:59 Nilay Patel? You can really tell that Alex used to be the managing editor.
14:02 Alex Cranz? Yeah, right.
14:02 Nilay Patel? Oh, yeah. She had to explain a lot of.
14:03 David Pierce? I know, I think I don't make enough decks to like be.
14:06 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
14:06 David Pierce? You're steward of the world. I need to make more decks.
14:09 Nilay Patel? Yeah, you make me an installer deck. You can entirely. But there's other stuff that will happen locally on the phone, like the new iOS that you get AI powered summaries of your notifications. And they previewed this with a very like, like the stock thing that everyone previews everything with, which is like, your friends are planning a trip in a group text. And it's like so and so booked a house. So the first date is this and so and so is going to be late. I'm like, none of my friends are this transactional. They do not communicate this way. It's going to be like, your law school friends are shitposting again. Some of these images are not safe for work, right? And it's like, what will he have to?
14:45 Nilay Patel? So like, there's a real, I think, just gap between sort of these demos, like these ideas of what you can do on a phone, the reality of how powerful your phone might have to be, and then like, what actually is happening on people's phones? And then at some point, and we don't really know when, the phone's gonna say, I don't have the horsepower to do this, or my battery life will be too compromised, or the thermals are out of whack, and it will create a secure connection to Apple's secure, private compute cloud service that is running Apple silicon somewhere. And that whole mechanism is Apple's innovation. Like, at the end of the day, Apple running a bunch of tiny models on-device, and a bunch of bigger models in the cloud, is what everyone is doing.
15:28 David Pierce? Yep.
15:29 Nilay Patel? Some of the user experiences they are delivering are exactly the same ones as we've seen demoed by other companies. Apple's much better at telling you a compelling story about those user interface ideas, but it's the same stuff. We're gonna read all your email and make you a list of flights, like, yeah, we saw that at I/O.
15:47 David Pierce? Right.
15:47 Nilay Patel? That's Microsoft's demoing. But the, the big innovation is they're saying, we're doing this all on your device as much as we can, and when we have to go up to the cloud, we've built this whole system to keep that secure, and then importantly, throw your data away on the cloud when we're done, so there's no chance of being compromised.
16:06 David Pierce? Right. That whole chain is supposed to be exactly as secure as just doing it on your device.
16:10 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
16:11 David Pierce? Which just instinctively, I don't believe, because that's not a thing. You've just, you've taken a thing that was on my device and you've put it somewhere else, and so now by definition, it's less secure. But at least to Apple's credit, it does seem like it has done just about everything you can do to mitigate that.
16:26 Alex Cranz? Yeah, it's kind of like, it seems to be just as secure as possible with still, but refusing to acknowledge that it is still way less secure than everything just being on your device.
16:38 David Pierce? Right.
16:38 Alex Cranz? Because it's like, yeah, this is probably one of the most secure ways you can transfer this information. You are still transferring this information, and that means you open yourself up to other people. Inserting themselves in.
16:50 David Pierce? Right. And there's all kinds of potential for weirdness if you have network problems. Or again, like it turns out sending a bunch of data to the web and the cloud is also taxing on your battery life and thermals. Like, this stuff is hard. And I think doing all of this super seamlessly, if Apple can pull it off, is going to be like the true magic trick of this whole system.
17:09 Nilay Patel? Yeah. So the basics are complicated. They just released a white paper about how it all works. It is very dry.
17:17 Alex Cranz? Oh, my.
17:17 Nilay Patel? Alex, I believe your read on it was they don't want people to read this.
17:20 Alex Cranz? No, you sure don't.
17:24 Nilay Patel? But there's some interesting pieces of it, right? Craig Federighi described one part of the system as blockchain-ish, which is actually a great description. So your phone, when it goes to talk to one of these servers, if they have not published the code for researchers to verify the security of the code to an append-only cryptographically signed database, blockchain-ish, that your phone can check, it just won't talk to that server. Right? So like your man in the middle attack there, like they're trying to cut that down. There's a lot in the white paper that says, we do not want there to be targetability. So it's not like you have a Mac Mini in the cloud.
18:04 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
18:05 Nilay Patel? There's a huge array of devices in the cloud and they don't want any one of those to be associated with you. So your device, when it asks for a server to run some of these workloads on, it actually will only ever get a group and it won't know which one is in the end. And then that load balancer is also like hardened. So like you can't attack it. So no, no, like attacker can be like, okay, they always get that one.
18:27 Alex Cranz? And it's not sending all the data in plain text.
18:30 Nilay Patel? But it's not storing a database of everything you've ever done on your computer in plain text, like Windows recall. Although Microsoft did say they were going to fix it. This is just a bunch of stuff like that. One of the more interesting pieces, the servers run a custom operating system that Apple says in the white paper is a combination of macOS and iOS that is designed just for inference loads. They've cut down all the other attack surfaces. And then the hardware itself, in addition to all their usual like security measures, they have additional layers of security when they make the hardware, ship it to the data center and validate it for installation.
19:08 Nilay Patel? And also, there's a large man with a gun just standing next to each one. Well, I think some of that stuff is in this white paper. They talk about it. It's in this blog post. Because if you recall, there was a huge Bloomberg story about Apple's data centers being attacked at the supply chain level. And I think they're like, yeah, we're not, that's not even a possibility here. So they're saying all of these things about how the system will work. I think the most important thing they're saying is we want researchers to come in and validate this stuff over and over and over again. The firmware for these devices, they're going to publish it in plain text and like, look at it. So I think there's this level of we want, we want to take the pressure on the system. At the same time, the pressure is not necessarily technical.
19:53 Nilay Patel? The pressure is legal and political, like the Chinese government doesn't give a shit. They're just gonna say, if you want to keep selling iPhones in China, you're gonna have to let us see everything. Right. What are you gonna do about that? The Indian government is probably not gonna give a shit. Like, they just want to see things. They just had some elections, it's a little softened over there, but like, who knows, right? Like, that's the pressure on the world. Our FBI here in the United States has repeatedly tried to pressure Apple into turning over encryption keys to iMessage and iCloud. This is a new vector of attack to say, okay, you're moving personal device off of people's phones into the cloud. There is something called the third-party doctrine in this country that says, if you, anything touches your telecom provider
20:36 Nilay Patel? or a cloud service, you no longer have a reasonable expectation of privacy because a third party has seen it and now the government can see it too. Apple's answer to this is we're gonna throw it all away as soon as we're done processing in the cloud and we send your result back. And so we don't even have it to turn it over, but the pressure is gonna keep coming. So it's interesting that the technical side, they've tried to button it up as much as they can. The legal and political side. They want to keep selling phones in China.
21:01 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
21:02 Nilay Patel? They're
21:03 Alex Cranz? It's just a big we'll see.
21:04 Nilay Patel? Yeah, it's like we're just gonna see how people react.
21:07 David Pierce? That problem doesn't cease to exist, even if you don't have the system for Apple, right? Like, this is just, this is just the price of doing business in Apples or in China.
21:15 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
21:16 David Pierce? So fundamentally, like, Apple made that decision a very long time ago.
21:20 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
21:20 David Pierce? And this is just another version of that same decision. What it seems like here is Apple is trying to give itself an out for the rest of the world's versions of those legal and political problems where it can just be like, sorry, we don't, we don't have it to give you. Like, I don't know what you want.
21:34 Nilay Patel? Right, they've sort of engineered a technical solution to a legal problem.
21:37 David Pierce? Right, well, this is the thing you hear a lot now from people who are building web services is like, the main thing you should do is make sure you don't have one shred of data that you don't absolutely need. Because if you accidentally store a bunch of people's credit card numbers, somebody's gonna hack it and they're gonna get it and that's gonna suck real bad for you.
21:54 Nilay Patel? Yep.
21:55 David Pierce? If you have a bunch of people's email addresses and passwords for accounts that don't really matter to you, same thing's gonna happen. Like, all this stuff, and so these data minimization practices are not just like good for the world, even though I think they are, but it's just good business practice. And so it's like, for Apple, if they're sincerely not turning around and training more models on that data or selling that data, both of which they say they're not, and I think I believe them, keeping that data is just a liability.
22:21 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
22:22 David Pierce? And so it's actually, it's smart for so many reasons to be like, the minute you're done with it, it's just shredded and gone. We can't get it back if you want it.
22:28 Alex Cranz? Apple's ideal is that everything will eventually be on the phone. The processors will be fast enough that they don't have to send anything to the cloud, right?
22:35 David Pierce? Yeah, I think very clearly, Apple's goal is to do more and more on-device over time.
22:41 Nilay Patel? I disagree.
22:41 David Pierce? Really?
22:42 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
22:43 Nilay Patel? But not in like a meaningful.
22:46 Nilay Patel? I think when you say Apple's goal is to get it all on your phone, I think it's gone. The horse has left the station. It's been a long day. Horses, you keep horses in the station, right?
22:58 Alex Cranz? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:59 Nilay Patel? Horse has left the barn.
23:00 Alex Cranz? The train has left the station.
23:02 David Pierce? Train has left.
23:02 Nilay Patel? The iPhone workload has left your phone. And I think what's gonna happen is the phone will get more and more powerful, take more workloads onto the phone, sure, but then you're gonna invent more stuff you wanna do, and now you've built this incredibly powerful, secure, cloud, blah, blah, blah, and you're gonna do all the stuff you, there will always be some level of stuff you can't do on a phone that now you can do up there.
23:23 David Pierce? I think both of those things can be simultaneously true, right? Like, the, the private cloud compute is how you get rid of ChatGPT. And like, ultimately, at some point, if we go far enough down this road, OpenAI and Apple will be naked competitors in this space. Like, that's just where we're headed. And that's how you get rid of ChatGPT needing to do all this stuff, right? I think every time Apple sends something out of Apple Intelligence and into ChatGPT, that is going to look like failure to Apple for a whole variety of reasons. But it's still true, I think, that as the set of workloads gets larger, Apple is going to want to do more and more of them on your device, because it's gonna save them computing. Apple talked a bunch about the environmental impact of all of this stuff, and they make a big deal about the fact that the more you can do
24:08 David Pierce? on your device, the less they have to send anywhere, which is computationally expensive, costs electricity, like, it's just more efficient to do it on their device. So I think the push to do that stuff locally is going to be real. It probably won't ever be the whole answer, though. I think you're, like, and the bleeding-edge stuff can happen in the compute cloud, so that doesn't have to happen in Azure, which is a bummer if you're Apple.
24:28 Nilay Patel? Yeah, I mean, that's, that's kind of what I'm getting at. I disagree with you, but not in like, some huge sense. I just think there will always be some set of ideas that is too big for the phone.
24:36 David Pierce? Yeah.
24:36 Nilay Patel? And once you've opened the door to Apple saying, we've built a system that allows us to take some stuff away from your phone and up into the cloud, which they're very proud of, that all of their data centers run on 100% renewable energy, and Apple silicon is already high performance per watt, and like, they can do all this stuff where maybe they can solve some of those efficiency problems, right? Like,
24:59 David Pierce? Yeah, fair, yeah.
25:00 Nilay Patel? There's just gonna be some set of stuff they can do in the cloud. So like, this is like, this is today's the change, and like, a year from now, or two years from now, it'll just be, part of the way the iPhone works is you have access to private compute cloud that no dumb Android
25:18 Nilay Patel? Whereas like with Android, you gotta send everything to Google, which is like training all your emails, like whatever thing Apple's gonna say. So I just think this is the beginning of a change. And that's really how they framed it all day long.
25:27 David Pierce? Yeah.
25:28 Nilay Patel? Was this is the beginning of a change. Like, this is the next generation of these devices. This is the next generation of how we use these apps. David, at one point, he said, you can, you can squint, and you can see the end of the app era here, in the way that they're talking about Siri. There's just excitement, in a way that I would, for example, contrast with the Vision Pro.
25:47 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
25:48 Nilay Patel? Which received forty-five seconds of like, now you can look at your keyboard in immersive mode.
25:53 Alex Cranz? Um, ultra wide displays, thank you.
25:56 Nilay Patel? Uh, but, you know, the way, the way they talked about that product four months ago was like, we have to pretend this is the thing. And the way they talked about Apple Intelligence today was like, this is the thing that changes your experience with this phone forever.
26:09 Alex Cranz? What is the cool stuff here? Because I, I mean, I obviously see there, or wasn't there, I watched it here at this beautiful house, the image playground I was really excited about. But I can just like, do that right now with most online image generators. What are the other, like?
26:25 Nilay Patel? At higher, at higher quality.
26:27 Alex Cranz? Yeah, yeah, right. They will look better. My, my shitpost will be infinitely better. With something else. What, what is cool? Like, we got ChatGPT integration, we got image playground, we got Jemojis, which is like, make your own emojis. That's cool. That rules.
26:42 Nilay Patel? Mm-hmm.
26:42 Alex Cranz? What's the other AI stuff? Like, what is this for? Are we, the, the math notes, where we'll like, calculate the math?
26:47 Nilay Patel? I think that's something, everything. I don't think, that's like AI, but it's the old.
26:51 Alex Cranz? It's the old AI.
26:52 David Pierce? This is, I mean, this is the weirdest thing about all of the Apple Intelligence stuff is like, you and I kept accidentally disagreeing with each other in the live blog, which I really enjoyed. You kept saying, so weird, we're forty-five minutes in and there's been no AI. And I kept saying, all they're talking about is AI. Because like, every single one of these features, it's just AI underneath.
27:10 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
27:10 David Pierce? It's not the AI they're talking about. And there is this like, long spectrum of what is just software and what is AI and what is like, new thing. And it's, it's all sort of progressing together.
27:22 Alex Cranz? Fuzzy as AI's definition is.
27:24 David Pierce? Yeah, for sure. But like, the, the, everything on the iPad. Pure AI and they didn't talk about it as AI at all. They in fact pulled it out of the thing where they talked about AI and talked about it separately. But I think all the intelligence stuff to me felt like a sort of developer demo in a very real way, right? Like this is a developer conference and I think it it made me think of the Vision Pro thing actually because to some extent like what Apple is doing with all of this is saying, "Look, we built a bunch of really cool technology. Here it is. Please go do something interesting with it." And so far the Vision Pro, not so much. We'll get to that later. But I was kind of struck by the same thing of like, this is a lot of talk about the logistics
28:07 David Pierce? of a compute cloud and not a lot of talk about features that people can use. And there was a bunch of Siri stuff and I think we can talk about what's coming to Siri. But this idea, I think especially of the sort of Siri app intense thing where you can talk to your phone and it can do stuff on your device for you, that's the whole thing.
28:25 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
28:26 David Pierce? And I feel like Apple didn't weirdly sort of connect those dots today because they have this big idea of what Apple intelligence can be. They have to convince everybody that this is going to be humongous and like the size of, you know, the iPhone as an industry, that's how you keep growing if you're Apple. This whole thing, I just could not stop thinking was like, Apple executives talking to investors, like in a very real way.
28:45 Alex Cranz? Yes.
28:45 David Pierce? Was them being like, "Please, we have a growth plan. We're going to be so successful. Don't let us be the third most valuable company anymore. Like, give it back to us."
28:54 Nilay Patel? Well, I'll just give you the clearest, the clearest evidence of this that I can offer you. The keynote ended and we did not go to look at any demos.
29:02 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
29:03 Nilay Patel? We went to, we had lunch.
29:04 Alex Cranz? How was it?
29:05 Nilay Patel? It was fine. I eat the, I eat the corporate food with an immense amount of guilt. So it was fine. It was at the, you know, Apple. They have a good chef at Cafe Max or whatever. But, um, but there were no, there was not like a thing where we like ran around playing with a bunch of AI stuff afterwards. And I even think to some extent the OpenAI partnership is so that no one is comparing Apple to OpenAI.
29:25 Alex Cranz? Oh, 100, like I think the AI, OpenAI partnership is almost exclusively for investors rather than actual people.
29:32 Nilay Patel? Well, see, we have to get the stuff and like Craig said, any place you see a blinking text cursor is a place where you can use this integration in the system. That's pretty interesting.
29:42 Alex Cranz? Well, a lot of it also felt like very Windowsy. Like a lot of the big, the biggest tools, the coolest stuff was like, oh, that's also stuff Microsoft announced.
29:51 David Pierce? Oh, yeah.
29:52 Alex Cranz? Like, like, oh, we can convince an email.
29:55 David Pierce? Yeah.
29:55 Alex Cranz? Cool.
29:56 David Pierce? Yeah. It's really, it's, it's like genuinely insane to me how similar everybody is doing AI. Like, God help me if one more company is like, we have an idea for how to summarize your emails so that you can read them faster. Like, I'm good. We have solved that problem that I don't think was a real problem.
30:14 Nilay Patel? Did you see the fake email that they made nicer? It was actually very good.
30:17 David Pierce? Was it?
30:18 Nilay Patel? I should get the screen cap of this from the keynote, but they're like, you know, sometimes you're at an email at work and it's a little too spicy and you need to make it nicer. And then there's like, they flashed up a meat email and it was like, guys, we have to stop doing this bullshit. And you're like, oh, that's, that's how Craig emails.
30:34 Nilay Patel? I must insist that you like blah, blah, blah. And they made it nicer. And it was like, gentlemen, I must once again ask that you stop fucking it up.
30:43 David Pierce? Is it Jeff Bezos who is famous for forwarding customer emails to people with just a question mark?
30:47 Nilay Patel? It's very good.
30:47 David Pierce? I'm imagining now you take that, highlight the question mark and you're like, make this nice. And it's just like, hello, everyone.
30:52 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
30:52 David Pierce? I received this email from a customer.
30:54 Nilay Patel? There's a real part of this to your point about features and the only the six ideas. They are playing a little bit of catch up, right?
31:00 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
31:01 Nilay Patel? Microsoft's been out there making Google enhance this whole time. Like it's hard to demo features and say like, we made it more personal. Until you get to Siri and all the stuff they think Siri can do, which is you just ask Siri, what time do I have to leave? So you ask my daughter's dance recital. This is the example they used 50 times. And then Siri has to know that you have a daughter and where she is and where that dance recital is, what your schedule is. Uh, I think Federer, you pointed out like, it has to know if you like using Uber or Lyft, like you just, you go down the list of things you do on your phone. And you need all what they call personal context to make it work. And right now, none of the other compute models we've seen pull this off. Maybe Google will get there on Android.
31:45 Nilay Patel? They're less good at making the people who work at Google talk to each other.
31:51 David Pierce? But those are the only two companies that even can.
31:52 Nilay Patel? There's only two companies that come close and like Google to some extent was trying to show these ideas. Right. In a less sort of like focused way. Apple was straight up like, here's what you're going to do. You're going to pick up Siri, you're going to say, I gotta get to this dance recital, make it happen. And Siri is going to run off and tie into all the app intents on your phone. It's going to book a thing. It's going to move a meeting. It's going to call it today and you're going to get in the car. And you know, look at the dance recital. You're going to say, edit me a video. Was it fishing trip? That was the demo.
32:16 David Pierce? I think that's.
32:17 Nilay Patel? Like, I went fishing. Make me a video of this fishing trip of my son learning to fish. And Siri is just going to talk to whatever video editing app is on your phone that you've chosen. It's going to like, read all the videos for you. It's going to make a thing. It's going to pick a song about fishing from Apple Music. Here you go. Bob's your uncle. You're all done. Right. And like this thing, those are the features. They need a bunch of developers to expose all the hooks.
32:40 Alex Cranz? Right.
32:41 Nilay Patel? So Siri can actually do it. I think it is very interesting that they're going to app intense. They're not doing the, the stuff that we thought they might do, which is like screen reading your phone and clicking around for you. I think everyone has realized like, that idea sounds great, but is ultimately not trustworthy. I think it would also break Apple's relationships with its developers.
33:01 David Pierce? Yeah, it's also unnecessary if you have a gigantic developer ecosystem of people who are very happy to build stuff for your platform.
33:07 Alex Cranz? But that means they have to be happy to build stuff.
33:10 David Pierce? Right. Which is super debatable right now. I feel like.
33:12 Alex Cranz? Yeah. Cause this would also, your, your example, that means, okay, I'm not checking Outlook to, to find the email for when the recital is. I'm not checking Outlook to move this. You can tell I use Outlook to use, to move my calendar around. I'm not going to, into the Uber app myself or the Lyft app. It's going to auto choose all of that. Like that's suddenly, that's lost revenue for a lot of different people. Just to make my experience.
33:35 Nilay Patel? Yeah. Uber CEO is like, all right, when do I upsell you to Uber plus or whatever?
33:39 Alex Cranz? Right.
33:39 David Pierce? What this means is, uh, the subscription economy in apps goes through the roof. Because all of a sudden, I just need you to sign up for my thing. Right. Like if I'm Uber, I don't actually care if you're in the Uber app for the most part, as long as you're using Uber. Because I make money when you use Uber. So actually making it easy for you to use Uber. Benefits me to some extent, right? Whereas if I run Yelp and I'm an ad-based system, I have exactly zero incentive to be part of this because all I'm doing is giving you the information that you want without you having to come look at my ads. So like the end of this is, and I think this is true with a lot of AI, is you look at a lot fewer things, but you pay a lot more subscriptions.
34:17 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
34:18 David Pierce? And that, I don't know how I feel about that.
34:20 Alex Cranz? Yeah, I can say I hate that. I don't want to spend more money.
34:24 David Pierce? Yeah.
34:24 Nilay Patel? Yeah, but they did say they will have something called on-screen awareness, which is, they will know the state of your phone as you're using it. They will like help you. Again, this is Google.
34:34 David Pierce? Google Now, baby.
34:35 Nilay Patel? A million years ago, we have an entire feature about Google Now from like 10 years ago. Like, these ideas have been floating around for a while. I think it's been very hard for Apple to make them seem new in this context because we just came, we're in developer conference season. This is the end of it. And the same ideas have been done over and over again. The one that struck me is particularly interesting is type to Siri because they kept saying it's, you know, chatbots are not this. We actually keep people safe by not letting them just do chatbot stuff. That's how you break this stuff and find its weaknesses and make it do evil stuff. Also, you can now type to Siri. And it's like, first of all, they should have had type to Siri from the very beginning of Siri. And Paul Miller on this show was like, it is a crime that you can't just like type Siri a command that you have to talk to it.
35:18 Alex Cranz? Yeah, it's like an accessibility nightmare.
35:21 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
35:21 David Pierce? But this is. It does exist, but you have to pick, which is ridiculous.
35:24 Nilay Patel? Yeah. I will just remind everybody, Siri launched like the year The Verge launched. Like, that's how old this thing is. Like.
35:30 David Pierce? Who do you think has done better?
35:34 Nilay Patel? We are told that it's like a billion and a half requests of Siri a day. Just slightly behind The Verge.
35:38 David Pierce? Yeah.
35:39 Nilay Patel? People command us to do set timers all day long. The Verge has hotline is just like five minutes.
35:47 Nilay Patel? But they should have had it for a long, and now they do. So you can type to Siri. Whether that feels like a chatbot to people or just commands, who knows?
35:54 David Pierce? Yeah.
35:55 Nilay Patel? One of the coolest features, by the way, they added to AirPods for Siri is now when it asks you if you want to do something, you can just nod yes or shake no.
36:02 Alex Cranz? I'm very excited about that.
36:04 Nilay Patel? Very cool. So they're just kind of making Siri more natural and more like available to you and then increasing a set of capabilities. None of that is coming in the betas of iOS. They're going to be out. That is just going to slowly increase over the course of now until the end of iOS 18. And then we'll see what makes it, what gets pushed to iOS 19, whatever. But they're basically saying like, we're starting now. Bob, we're going. Siri is going to become this thing. That's what we want it to be.
36:28 Alex Cranz? And they're severely limiting what phones it will work on. Right?
36:32 Nilay Patel? Right. And it's unclear whether that's because they want everybody to buy a new phone. They probably want everybody to buy a new phone.
36:40 David Pierce? I was gonna say, you don't think that's clear?
36:41 Nilay Patel? I think I need to like spend more time thinking about the differences between the M1 and sort of like whatever the A series, the iPhone 15 Pro. Like, there's some stuff there that's different. But yeah, they probably just want everybody to buy a new phone. And you're not going to get some like M1 MacBook Air owner to be like, I'm doing this for Siri.
36:59 David Pierce? If this cloud computing thing works as well as Apple says, you should actually be able to fail it pretty gracefully down and just do more and more in the cloud as you get to older and older phones.
37:09 Nilay Patel? Well, you want, yeah, you want the older phones with the older cell radios pushing more and more.
37:12 David Pierce? Hell, yeah, dude. Let's go.
37:15 Alex Cranz? Maybe the cell radios is it. Maybe the cell radio is why.
37:19 Nilay Patel? Yeah, who does? Or they just want to sell a bunch of phones. I don't know if you looked at their last quarterly earnings. They're desperate for an upgrade cycle.
37:25 Alex Cranz? A mix.
37:26 David Pierce? But I do think this is an unusually developer-dependent feature, not only to plug into the intense, but like, one of the things Apple did a lot of today, and we should get into it, like, we have a lot of OSs to get to. But they opened up a lot of new APIs and things people can tap into and gave them access to new stuff that's going on in the system. And like, they're both giving users more stuff they can noodle around with, but also developers feel like they're getting way more access to like the underlying stuff happening on the device than they have in the past. And I feel like if you're Apple and you want to like make things work across the device, you have to do that. But it also feels like this is Apple being like, okay, we are sort of throwing open the iPhone in a new way.
38:09 David Pierce? Please come do cool things with it. Please, we need it so bad.
38:14 Alex Cranz? Please come, which is like wild for them to be doing right now when probably their relationship with the developers has never been more fraught.
38:22 David Pierce? Yeah. I spend a lot of time trying to decide how big a deal I think that is. Because on the one hand, where the hell are you going to go? Like, what other moves do you have at this point? And for Apple, this is another chance to shore that up. Because if this increases Apple's market share, it starts to fight against some of these other AI systems. Everybody who's like, oh, OpenAI is going to break the paradigm of the smartphone. Apple can just sit here and be like, gotcha. We win. Come make apps for us again.
38:47 Nilay Patel? Yeah. Have fun with your rabbit.
38:50 David Pierce? But at the same time, it is it is true that there are a lot of developers who do not believe Apple has their best interests at heart right now.
38:57 Nilay Patel? Especially if the point of the all this stuff is to obviate the app, right? Like, right.
39:03 Nilay Patel? I think I think like fundamentally, it's very interesting to look at Apple under a little bit of competitive pressure. Like, where are you gonna go is like, that's the monopoly. Where are you gonna go? Like, we they have all the customers. No one right now is like running off to buy an AI powered Surface Book. Federighi again today said, technically, we've been shipping AI PCs since 2020.
39:24 Alex Cranz? All right.
39:25 Nilay Patel? And some people want to call that a category now. And it's like, they are feeling pressure. It's good.
39:29 David Pierce? Yeah.
39:30 Nilay Patel? Like, it's good for all of technology when these companies are ferociously competitive. And this stuff has made them ferociously competitive. They all have the same idea. It's all the same stuff. We make this email 10% nicer.
39:42 David Pierce? Yeah. Email summarization wars, baby. Let's go.
39:45 Nilay Patel? There's just a part of but there's a part of this right at the end of it. It's just like, I'm sending David a robot email. It's his robot summarizing it. He's sending me some weird mutant Gen Moji in response. It's like, what have we accomplished?
39:58 Alex Cranz? I I love how it's just abstracting all communication. Like, that's all AI does now is it just abstracts everything we say.
40:04 David Pierce? Yeah, you'll send the first email and then it'll just be AI forever.
40:08 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
40:09 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
40:09 David Pierce? And then something will end up in your calendar.
40:11 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
40:11 David Pierce? And that'll be great.
40:12 Nilay Patel? Some stuff that they did not announce, which I was curious if they would. They announced AI image removal in the background of photos, but not anything beyond that. Right, so they basically smart eraser, which like photos has had forever and Lightroom now has. That's really interesting. They're gonna add this to more of their products. But you could go even farther and be like, you can just take people out of these photos. And like, they didn't demo that, right?
40:35 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
40:36 Nilay Patel? So, Apple is clearly operating within some set of constraints. They did a lot of safety checking around the their generative AI tool, which again produces just like horrific cartoons.
40:47 Alex Cranz? I'm so excited.
40:48 Nilay Patel? It's not nearly as photorealistic as the other stuff that we see on the market. Like Meta's AI tool is just like, just a weird spaghetti Jesus day and night, right?
40:55 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
40:57 Nilay Patel? Apple can't make anything of that quality because it's running everything locally.
41:01 Alex Cranz? Well, it's using all of like your images to train on it. Right?
41:05 Nilay Patel? No.
41:06 Alex Cranz? It's not.
41:06 Nilay Patel? No, no, no.
41:07 Alex Cranz? So where's it training? How's it training?
41:08 Nilay Patel? It just has a model. It's a pre-trained model. It's running on your phone.
41:11 Alex Cranz? Okay, so a pre-trained garbage model.
41:13 Nilay Patel? Uh, yeah, and they were very clear. Actually, David wrote this up. The Apple, just like everybody else, like, yeah, we trained on the public web.
41:18 Alex Cranz? Does?
41:19 Nilay Patel? For its text models. Yep, just like, yeah, like you do.
41:21 Alex Cranz? Like, yeah.
41:22 Nilay Patel? And like publishers could have opted out. It's like, what? Publisher is like, to make sure Apple Bot isn't scraping us. Maybe they were, and everyone freaked out about ChatGPT.
41:30 Alex Cranz? Just one person.
41:31 Nilay Patel? I don't even know if we block it. Disclosure, we have a robot's file. Someone else is in charge of it. Um, uh, but like, they said they trained their image model on a bunch of Apple-owned images. In order to maintain safety, they selected the data they were training with. They licensed a bunch of books and news archives and stuff. So all that stuff is sitting on the, on the phone, which is why it's as limited as it is. It's not trained on your data.
41:59 Alex Cranz? I was really.
42:00 Nilay Patel? Training, training a model on even just a amount of photos on like a normal phone, like your phone would explode.
42:04 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
42:04 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
42:05 Alex Cranz? Also, just horrible.
42:07 Nilay Patel? I don't want to, I don't.
42:08 Alex Cranz? I don't want to see anything it, it does there.
42:11 Nilay Patel? That, that's why, that's why you need to go from 35 to 38 tops.
42:17 Nilay Patel? Good comments on YouTube last week.
42:20 Nilay Patel? But like that last piece where like, how will we keep it safe? How will we keep it from doing the weird stuff the other models have done? The weirdest part about this is on your own phone, code running locally on the phone you purchased with the operating system you're on, there's stuff Apple will not let you do. In a way that, right now, Apple doesn't sit between you and what you type into Pages. It doesn't sit between you and what you can record with the camera. It doesn't sit with, between you and what you can edit in iMovie, but you open Image Playground and you're like, make me some horrific stuff. And Apple's just gonna say no.
42:50 Alex Cranz? Because Apple doesn't want to run into what every single other company runs into, where it's like, oh no, you did a racism.
42:57 Nilay Patel? But that, so the difference is all that stuff is happening on a website, controlled by a company, on someone else's server. There's a lot of precedent for, you know, once you're using cloud service, other people get to say what you do with it. There's not a lot of precedent for you are running code locally on your computer.
43:13 David Pierce? If you can do it in airplane mode, should there be any rules?
43:16 Nilay Patel? Right. And the one that I think of all the time, I've asked a bunch of people about this. The one that comes to mind right now is Adobe Photoshop will not let you print out a dollar bill. You scan a dollar into Photoshop and try to print it. I'm like, no, it's a dollar. We're not gonna let you do counterfeiting. The government has asked us very politely to not enable counterfeiting and just like, won't do it. Okay, like we've, I think everyone has sort of like accepted over time. Yeah, you know, fine. Like, don't do counterfeiting in Photoshop.
43:44 Alex Cranz? Yeah, but that's very different than like, what, just reading the paper and what kind of Apple tested on and what they're trying to get rid of. It's like, it's just all the shitposting. It's, it's all the stuff like, yeah, sometimes you do want to send something absolutely horrible to your friend.
43:57 David Pierce? Yeah, like I bet Photoshop will let you print out like a bunch of butts.
44:00 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
44:01 Nilay Patel? Yeah, the Photoshop will absolutely.
44:02 Alex Cranz? In fact, encourage it.
44:03 David Pierce? And I bet Apple will not let you.
44:04 Nilay Patel? I don't know if Firefly is ready for like, make a bunch of butts. But Firefly runs in the cloud, right? So we've accepted this thing where it's like, you're using someone else's computer, particularly for free. Uh, and then you can just say what's good or bad. And we have some expectations about what they will allow. You're using your own computer. There are no, there, we do not usually allow these things to have rules.
44:23 David Pierce? You can make all the butts you want.
44:24 Nilay Patel? Right. If you pick an open source.
44:28 Alex Cranz? I mean, that is the use case.
44:30 Nilay Patel? Finally, finally a way to sell Chromebooks to scale.
44:34 Nilay Patel? AI PCs for Microsoft. All the butts you want.
44:40 Nilay Patel? But yeah, if you take an open source model and like, run it on some PC today, like you, nothing's stopping you. There's not really a way to stop you unless, I don't know, the chipmakers prevented it. Like, that's just not gonna happen, right? Like, I've asked Lisa Su this question. I've asked Qualcomm this question. They're like, yeah, if the government tells us not to allow stuff, we won't do it. Anyhow, the point of this is, I think people are gonna get this. They're gonna assume it's their computer. And the thing that it will not be is 100% their computer anymore.
45:06 Alex Cranz? No, and I can't find, kind of find that a little gross. I mean, it's, it's, I think if it was an, just a straight up app, if it wasn't like, integrated into a whole bunch of other apps, I wouldn't feel as gross about it. If it was just like, oh yeah, that's the Apple image generator app. It won't let you make butts. I'd be like, okay, that's fair. But like, okay, if you want to make butts in any of these other tools, I should be allowed to.
45:30 Nilay Patel? Well, I think we're having our first test.
45:32 Alex Cranz? I'm so excited.
45:33 Nilay Patel? Well, Apple, again, the vibe at WDC is like, we know people are gonna do weird stuff with our thing. We'll take it down when we need to. They very much know that the systems will hallucinate and there's gonna be some weird outcomes. They're just like, ready for it.
45:45 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
45:46 Nilay Patel? But it, I just like, and I think we should take a break and actually talk about all the OSs after this. But like, the one piece of this that philosophically I'm thinking about is like, This is the first time an operating system is going to be straight up like.
45:58 Alex Cranz? No.
45:58 Nilay Patel? No. We're just not gonna let you do it. And Apple's approach to it is like, we're the ones generating it, so we're gonna set the rules.
46:05 Alex Cranz? That's just, that feels weird to me.
46:07 Nilay Patel? It's weird. It's gonna be weird.
46:08 Alex Cranz? I don't like that.
46:09 Nilay Patel? And all the other ones are on the cloud. So you can't like roll up to Google and be like, here's what I want to do with your data center today.
46:14 Alex Cranz? I think I just want to say, free the butts. Like, we gotta free.
46:17 Nilay Patel? We gotta take a break.
46:18 Alex Cranz? So, we'll take a break. We'll be fine.
46:20 Nilay Patel? Everybody think about whatever you need to think about.
46:22 Alex Cranz? But free the butts.
46:24 Nilay Patel? Free the butts. We'll be right back.
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47:59 Nilay Patel? All right, we're back with Vergecast, the flagship podcast of leaky user data.
48:05 Speaker 07 There we go.
48:05 Nilay Patel? I'm gonna keep saying it. Allison Johnson's here. Welcome, Allison. All right. Outside of the AI stuff, there was a ton of other news. WWDC, Apple updated almost every single one of its operating systems. I say almost because TVOS received virtually no updates.
48:21 Speaker 07 It got some. It got the same updates Amazon has had for years.
48:25 Nilay Patel? But only in the Apple TV Plus app for Apple TV originals.
48:30 David Pierce? Perfect.
48:31 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
48:32 David Pierce? It's the severance box now. That's just what that's for. It's fine.
48:35 Nilay Patel? It's the most expensive treatment. Dave, you want to run us through all these?
48:39 David Pierce? Yeah, let's do this. So I, there are eight platforms I have here, and I'm defining platforms slightly more loosely than Apple did. And I have ordered them in what I would call rough order of my own particular interest.
48:51 Nilay Patel? Oh, good.
48:51 David Pierce? So I feel like the first one we should start with is iOS 18.
48:55 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
48:58 David Pierce? We should start with the personalization, right? This is like the thing I was most excited about coming into this. And Allison, I'm particularly curious how you feel as someone who uses all the phones and is someone who is like, I feel like every single time I look over your shoulder, you're like moving things around on your home screen, just in life.
49:15 Speaker 07 To add some chaos.
49:16 David Pierce? What did you make of all this?
49:17 Speaker 07 Yeah, it's, I feel like it's the next step, you know, with the lock screen customization we've gotten and homes lock screen widgets, which I love and I don't know if anybody else uses, but yeah, just a few more options. I'm pretty interested in the control center updates. They've like kind of rejiggered it. And now it's like way more customizable. You can like resize the tiles and you can move things around. And then that kind of feeds into the lock screen where you can change the shortcuts, the like, what is it flashlight and camera?
49:57 David Pierce? Yeah, flashlight, bottom left, camera, bottom right. Yeah.
50:00 Speaker 07 Which for some reason I have trouble hitting those things, but you can change them and you can make them pretty much anything that's in the control center options, I think.
50:08 Nilay Patel? Yeah. The halide folks are very excited because you can just put halide in.
50:11 Speaker 07 Yeah.
50:12 David Pierce? Oh, true.
50:13 Nilay Patel? Right on lock screen.
50:14 Speaker 07 Yeah.
50:15 Nilay Patel? Which is wild. Like, do I want to blame this on EU regulatory pressure? I would like to.
50:22 Alex Cranz? But it's rules, I think.
50:23 Nilay Patel? Yeah, it's great. This is like what everybody wants is to be able to reprogram a bunch of these buttons to different kinds of apps.
50:27 Alex Cranz? Yeah, it's, it's, I mean, it's something that Android's been doing, what, since it started? A long time.
50:35 David Pierce? It is so funny watching Craig Federighi stand on stage and be like, "Look, I have an app icon. I can put it anywhere I want." And it's like, "Oh, my God, Craig."
50:43 Nilay Patel? By the way, I just want to point out-
50:44 David Pierce? What? You can't put- No, you can't!
50:47 Alex Cranz? No.
50:47 David Pierce? Thank you.
50:47 Alex Cranz? No.
50:48 Nilay Patel? It's still a grid.
50:49 David Pierce? I compared it to Stage Manager in the live blog, and a bunch of people gave me shit for it. And I'm right. It's Stage Manager.
50:54 Nilay Patel? It's not like a preform. You can't get to like desktop levels of crazy.
50:59 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
50:59 Nilay Patel? It's a grid.
51:00 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
51:01 Nilay Patel? And you can put some stuff on one side or the bottom.
51:04 Alex Cranz? Honestly, moving out of the grid and making you be like, allowing you to put wherever you want would be good security for them. Because if you get somebody's phone, you're like, "Oh, I don't fucking know where any of these apps are." It's just a pile. You're like, "Oh, God."
51:18 Nilay Patel? They also announced what I think should just be known as the Grindr feature. The Ashley Madison, if you will.
51:25 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
51:25 Nilay Patel? Where you can have a folder full of hidden apps that are locked.
51:28 Alex Cranz? I was like, "Oh, what are those hidden apps? Oh, if you're married, I know what those hidden apps are." So. Sensitive information. I'm gonna be suspicious of all of y'all's phones.
51:37 David Pierce? That's where I put the notes for things I'm gonna buy my wife.
51:42 Nilay Patel? You're real sweet.
51:43 Alex Cranz? A whole app just for that.
51:46 David Pierce? No, but so I'm very excited about the, the apps on the home screen thing. Like, that rules. Just the thing where you can put a row of them on the side and nowhere else, wonderful.
51:55 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
51:55 David Pierce? Like, that's where icons should go. Like, if you've ever tried to use your phone in one hand, it's stupid that there are icons everywhere. Anyway, uh, the thing that I think is bad is the, the color theming that Apple is trying to do.
52:07 Alex Cranz? No.
52:07 David Pierce? I've seen a bunch of screenshots of this. So in theory, you can, like, apps will be able to deem their own apps, so they are, deem their own icons, so you'll be able to do lots of different things with it. But you can also, it seems like just brute force a color across the whole home screen. Every single screenshot I've seen of it from devs so far looks like trash.
52:24 Alex Cranz? That's because they haven't done it right. It's gotta be that really horrible green, and you've gotta have like the Matrix background on your phone. And then it's gonna be sick. I don't believe that.
52:35 Nilay Patel? I don't know if anyone has ever seen Cranz's Slack theme.
52:40 Nilay Patel? Unusable. Unusable.
52:42 Alex Cranz? It's a beautiful security measure. No one's gonna be like looking over my shoulder at Slack. They're gonna be like, nope.
52:47 David Pierce? You know, you have to look at it, right? Like, that's, that's the challenge there.
52:51 Alex Cranz? Yeah, but you like, you just harden yourself.
52:53 David Pierce? This explains a lot of why sometimes I'll Slack you and like eight days later, you're like, oh, hey.
52:59 Alex Cranz? Yeah, I don't like it. But no, I thought that was like both the dumbest thing and also my favorite thing. Cause like, if there's the potential to make it look really pretty, you could theoretically. But every example they had on there was like horrible.
53:14 David Pierce? Yeah, like what Google has done with Material U, I think is, is great. And they've done a good job of making it match with backgrounds and that's some of what Apple is trying to do here, it seems like. But, uh, I don't know. It's just like a weird brute force thing that I'm not into.
53:26 Alex Cranz? Even the sample he did where he's like, it's like the dog and then there's a bunch of tennis balls. And he's like, yeah, I can choose a color from here. And immediately chose the tennis ball color. So like, that was, that was in the demo. He made it look like garbage in the demo.
53:38 David Pierce? Yeah.
53:39 Nilay Patel? You just, all of you underestimate the power of teens to theme their phones. Like, this is for some huge percentage of people, this is the reason they have been jailbreaking their phones.
53:50 Alex Cranz? No, no, there's gonna be so many purple and pink very, very soon with like the Comic Sans font.
53:57 Nilay Patel? Yeah, that's gonna be amazing. I'm very excited for the teenagers to ruin their phones.
54:01 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
54:01 Nilay Patel? But this is like table stakes stuff. Yeah. Apple has not had forever. And now they're like, okay, you can like customize your home screen even more. And the reason they never had it before was because Steve Jobs and maybe only Steve Jobs had the, the, the conviction to say, most of you have bad taste and I don't want you to make my phone ugly. And now they're out of those guys.
54:20 Alex Cranz? Yeah, Jo- Joni left.
54:21 Nilay Patel? He's gone. Yeah. What's he gonna do?
54:23 Alex Cranz? Yeah, he was like, and with him, all good taste went to.
54:27 Nilay Patel? All the rest of the designers left. They're gonna throw up some other designer. Here's this guy. Uh, he made the fabric band on the Vision Pro. He thinks he has horrible taste.
54:36 Speaker 07 I feel like every year for the past few years, we've been allowed to make our phones a little bit uglier.
54:41 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
54:42 Speaker 07 Like, we're just given a little bit more.
54:44 Alex Cranz? And, and we should be allowed to make them as ugly as possible. If I'm one of those in Myspace, let me.
54:50 Nilay Patel? It's, it's, it's so obviously coming. Just give it.
54:52 Alex Cranz? I'm so excited.
54:54 Nilay Patel? Even though, even the control center stuff is really fascinating. There, it now has pages. I think Ford CEO Jim Farley was out there posting on threads about how excited he is for the
55:06 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
55:06 Nilay Patel? Ford Pass integration with Control Center.
55:09 Alex Cranz? The Maki got like a little cameo.
55:11 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
55:11 Alex Cranz? On the phone.
55:12 Nilay Patel? You can super unlock your doors from Control Center now.
55:15 Alex Cranz? I think they even unlocked the doors. I think they just turned on the air conditioning in the car.
55:18 Nilay Patel? Uh, that was the demo during the keynote, but the, the integration has, you can unlock the doors.
55:24 Nilay Patel? It's just what everybody wanted was to not have to use the Ford Pass app. But it's like, even that is just, it's a little bit more, just let anything happen here.
55:33 Speaker 07 Yeah.
55:34 Nilay Patel? Like Control Center, I think is a successful product for Apple.
55:38 Speaker 07 I think so.
55:38 Nilay Patel? It does the thing that everybody wants it to do. And now it's just another surface to muddy up.
55:44 Alex Cranz? I did like, well, cause Jim and I have talked about this a lot, where we talk about the smart home stuff and smart home controls and the control center were pretty terrible.
55:52 Nilay Patel? They weren't great.
55:53 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
55:54 Nilay Patel? Cause they kept on, um, they moved them around, which is exactly what you don't want to.
55:58 Alex Cranz? Yeah. You really, I want to turn off my light. Oh, cool. You decided I never need to turn off my light.
56:03 Nilay Patel? Yeah. Cause the, the four that they do, they auto populate based on what you've used last.
56:08 Alex Cranz? Horrible.
56:08 Nilay Patel? If you're like, I want to turn off this light, you gotta, you end up all the way in the home app.
56:11 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
56:12 Nilay Patel? Whereas the light you turned on yesterday is like, here I am, ready to turn me on again.
56:16 Alex Cranz? No, I never go in that room. Leave me alone. Yeah. So, so I think the fact that you can customize the home stuff more, that, that was like, I was like, okay. Cause that gives me, that's like, I think about how many swipes it takes me to like, turn off a light in my house, right?
56:29 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
56:29 Alex Cranz? And right now it's like, okay, I gotta go into the home app. I gotta find the, look for it. If it's not on that front page, I gotta go to the thing and now be like swipe. Swipe to the home section.
56:39 Nilay Patel? And soon you'll be able to just be like Siri, dark.
56:41 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
56:41 David Pierce? There's now like a lot of ways to do everything on your phone.
56:45 Nilay Patel? Yes.
56:45 David Pierce? Because to some extent, your home screen now has widgets, your lock screen now has widgets. There's still the weird old like today screen to the left of your home screen. That you can put stuff in apps, you can long press on an app icon to do stuff. You can now, one cool thing that I saw, you can long press on an app icon to turn it into a widget in place on the home screen, which looks very cool. It's neat. They like breezed through this stuff to get to the AI. And there's actually a lot of like little design details in iOS 18 that look really great.
57:12 Nilay Patel? The new settings for flashlight in the flashlight widget are awesome.
57:16 David Pierce? Yeah.
57:16 Nilay Patel? You can set the width of the beam of the flashlight.
57:18 Alex Cranz? Oh, beautiful.
57:19 Nilay Patel? They should have spent an hour on this.
57:20 David Pierce? That's.
57:23 David Pierce? I honestly believe like in any other year where Apple didn't feel like it either had to or had an AI story to tell. We would have spent like an hour talking about little tiny design details and there would have been long videos about like, I just saw one thing on Twitter. That now when you press the volume button, the bezel indents slightly on the screen. So you can see the button being pressed, just this like tiny little affordance that it looks like it's being pressed from the side.
57:47 Alex Cranz? Oh, that's beautiful.
57:48 David Pierce? Love it. Um, but also.
57:50 Nilay Patel? No, no, no, I know, I know what they're doing with that. You know what they're doing with that. We all know what they're doing with that. They're getting ready, ready to take the buttons away.
57:56 Alex Cranz? No, that was my next thought.
57:57 David Pierce? Oh, that's interesting.
57:58 Alex Cranz? I hate both of you for ushering that into existence.
58:00 Nilay Patel? Oh, no. I mean, the second I saw them be like, the screen will dink. I'm like, oh, I know what you're doing.
58:06 David Pierce? Don't make my screen dink.
58:09 David Pierce? But we, we have buried the lead long enough. We got our RCS. It's RCS time.
58:13 Nilay Patel? Um, if you.
58:13 David Pierce? Eli screamed.
58:16 Nilay Patel? I, I, I did a whelp.
58:21 Nilay Patel? I wish I had thought about it sooner. Um, so at I O, when they mention RCS, like the crowd goes wild. Like Dieter rips his shirt. At the Apple event, when their RCS shows up and he says it for one second, and now I don't know, RCS thing, dead silence, except for me. And I believe Alison also cheered.
58:41 Speaker 07 Yeah, when I realized you were, I was like, oh, I can do a cheer.
58:45 Nilay Patel? I should have just screamed, Dieter.
58:47 David Pierce? That would have gotten a laugh, I think.
58:49 Nilay Patel? Other than that, there was, there were no sounds. No other sounds were made.
58:52 David Pierce? I bet you could hear you somewhere in the live stream. If you, if you do, send it to us, firstcastoftheverge.com. Send us Neil I screaming about RCS.
58:59 Nilay Patel? There's a very famous bootleg of Jeff Tweedy from Waco playing Madison. And I forced him to play the son gun by Uncle Tupelo. And like, it goes out there and it's just me going, gun! And he's like, really? It's not that you can find it. It's, it's not a legal recording.
59:12 David Pierce? But I, the RCS, so we talked last week and we were debating like, are, how big a deal are they going to make out of RCS? And I think where we landed, if I'm not mistaken, was it'll be in the, the bento box at the end that shows all the features, but they won't name it. And I would say we almost got that. He did say the letters RCS out loud onstage.
59:31 Speaker 07 As the bento box appeared.
59:33 David Pierce? Yeah, right. It was like a brief, I was kind of like, oh, there's RCS. And then he said, and now we have RCS and then just breezed past it.
59:39 Nilay Patel? Dead silence. Did not like this.
59:41 Speaker 07 They spent more time on the satellite messaging. You're in the woods, you can now thumbs up emoji, you know, your friend. And then we have RCS.
59:51 David Pierce? Yeah. And the fact that you can now do text formatting, you can do like a
59:54 Speaker 07 Oh, that rules.
59:55 David Pierce? Breakthrough in your messages now, which is definitely not going to work over RCS. I can tell you that with great
1:00:01 Nilay Patel? That's a bunch of features that are IM message only. They could be like, now we have RCS. By the way, SMS works over saddle, it's not RCS.
1:00:09 Nilay Patel? Over satellites, but not RCS. I did think it was incredible that in 2024, we went to a keynote by the third richest company in the world. State of the art computing company. And they're like, you can underline this text. Also bold it and italicize it. And people were like,
1:00:31 David Pierce? Well, there was a moment in the Siri one where he was like, now you can find documents. And we're like, oh, my God, documents.
1:00:36 Nilay Patel? In the iPad where it was like, we've made my browsing easier. Dude, this problem is just super solved. Like, you just refuse to solve it.
1:00:45 David Pierce? Yeah.
1:00:45 Nilay Patel? A lot of those moments where you just recontextualize old solutions in the new places. Like, you can italicize text in messages.
1:00:52 David Pierce? Yeah.
1:00:53 Nilay Patel? Yeah, I understand. It's just like, really? It's the, it's the I button. It's been in every word processor I've ever used. The little slanty I, you could just push it?
1:01:02 Alex Cranz? You can do it just anywhere. You can do it on Twitter. Or you could. Yeah, but you had to like, it was like weird. You had to like, think about it.
1:01:09 Nilay Patel? Yeah. Well, now I can do it in messages.
1:01:11 David Pierce? It's very exciting.
1:01:12 Nilay Patel? Message also got any emoji is now a tap back in, in messages.
1:01:15 David Pierce? That I actually think is very exciting.
1:01:16 Nilay Patel? People are super stoked about that. You can make your words jitter and shake and explode. Right? Things the other.
1:01:22 David Pierce? Do you guys use that stuff? Like, do you? I find I use the tap backs all the time. And that's about the only kind of wacky iMessage feature I use consistently.
1:01:31 Nilay Patel? I'm very excited.
1:01:32 David Pierce? Except the birthday balloons. I love the birthday balloons. I rock the birthday balloons every time.
1:01:36 Speaker 07 I forget about them and I see them.
1:01:37 David Pierce? They're very good.
1:01:38 Speaker 07 Oh, that was nice.
1:01:38 Alex Cranz? I always forget about them until I'm like, oh, congratulations. Oh, I get fireworks.
1:01:42 Speaker 07 Yeah, right.
1:01:43 Nilay Patel? I'm very excited about the ability to use any emoji as a tap pack.
1:01:47 David Pierce? Yeah, I think that's gonna be pretty good.
1:01:48 Nilay Patel? Effectively, it just, now you just have emoji responses. Which every other platform supports. Whereas being like, ha, ha. It's just like, this is too sarcastic.
1:01:57 David Pierce? Yeah, yeah, right. It's like the, I use the thumbs up and the, the bang, bang for way too many things.
1:02:02 Alex Cranz? I mean, I use the ha, ha when like, I'm not truly engaged.
1:02:06 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:02:06 Alex Cranz? Conversation. But I'm like, oh, but that was funny. Point.
1:02:09 Nilay Patel? It's, it's, it's the you tried of emoji reactions.
1:02:12 Alex Cranz? I don't have any more energy for this.
1:02:14 Speaker 07 I got nothing.
1:02:15 Nilay Patel? It makes you a dick whether or not you want to be one. Like, it's not, so I'm very excited to expand the range. Blood tears is my favorite.
1:02:22 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
1:02:23 Nilay Patel? Oh, you're not gonna be able to get custom emojis. I think blood tears might be a custom emoji just in our Slack instance. If you want to know what it's like working at Verge, often I reply with a picture of a smiley face crying blood.
1:02:33 Alex Cranz? It's true. It's super useful.
1:02:36 David Pierce? Fraternalism.
1:02:37 Nilay Patel? It expresses so much about what we do here.
1:02:39 Alex Cranz? More than ha, ha.
1:02:41 Nilay Patel? More than.
1:02:41 Alex Cranz? Just way more than ha, ha.
1:02:43 Nilay Patel? Okay, starting today, ha, ha means blood tears.
1:02:47 David Pierce? Tell everybody.
1:02:48 Nilay Patel? Make it happen.
1:02:51 Alex Cranz? We're just gonna make this a thing now.
1:02:52 Nilay Patel? Yeah, you see these words, it means I'm crying blood.
1:02:56 Alex Cranz? I mean, sometimes the jokes, yeah, that's that is a feeling.
1:02:59 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:03:00 David Pierce? All right, let's keep moving. We got more platforms to do here.
1:03:03 Nilay Patel? You don't talk about game mode?
1:03:04 Alex Cranz? Yeah, what's game mode?
1:03:05 David Pierce? There, you just did. That's welcome to game mode. You can now play five-year-old video games poorly on your computer. And there's a new Assassin's Creed game. Whatever.
1:03:16 Alex Cranz? The new Assassin's Creed's coming to the house.
1:03:17 David Pierce? You can play your phone on your computer now.
1:03:18 Nilay Patel? We're gonna talk about Apple announcing games in 2017 when it gets the Mac.
1:03:22 Alex Cranz? Sorry.
1:03:22 Nilay Patel? Game mode prioritizes wireless performance of controllers in your iPhone, okay?
1:03:26 David Pierce? There, done, great. Congratulations to all of your wireless controllers. Let's move on.
1:03:32 David Pierce? The next platform, and this is not technically a platform by Apple's definition, but I think we should talk about it, is Photos. Because Photos is like a hugely used app, and they announced a bunch of stuff, including a giant redesign, that I would argue is not a particularly giant redesign. It's just that they put a bunch of new albums in your Photos app that I am suspicious of their usefulness, but now they exist.
1:03:57 Speaker 07 Yeah, it's very like memories forward. Like, it seems like the actual photos you're going to look for are just right up there with like, remember this time and here was this thing that happened?
1:04:10 Alex Cranz? Look at all your dead pets.
1:04:11 Speaker 07 Yeah.
1:04:12 Alex Cranz? Really, really enjoy them.
1:04:14 David Pierce? I just remember like, there was years ago at an iPad event, I think it was the iPad event they did in New York. They put up this marketing image that was a guy sitting like in a, in the crook of one of the supports on the Brooklyn Bridge, doodling on his iPad.
1:04:30 Alex Cranz? Sure.
1:04:30 David Pierce? And it's like, sure, this is like a normal thing a person does on their device. And every time Apple shows new Photos features, I think of that guy sitting on the Brooklyn Bridge because it's like this thing where there is a whole album of just all your awesome pictures from yesterday. It's like, no, I don't have any awesome pictures from yesterday. I have a bunch of accidental screenshots. I have receipts from the plane. And I have a picture of my toddler that is the same picture that I take of my toddler that's blurry and weird every single day. Like, I don't need this, Apple. And all of these things are made for like extremely interesting, worldly, beautiful people who take thousands of photos of themselves every day. And I think none of those people exist in the actual world. It makes me crazy.
1:05:11 Alex Cranz? They exist on Instagram. All my friends on Instagram.
1:05:15 Nilay Patel? But they, they try. Right, like, most people are just using their phones to take photos. But I do think the idea that the app is not memory forward is fascinating. Because it does imply you're taking more photos and videos than ever. And it's hard to find them. And the device should, like, sort them for you. Which I buy in theory, like, it's good logic. Yeah, I mean, I don't use Google Photos as my camera roll, do you? I mean, like, on my iPhone.
1:05:39 Alex Cranz? I use the Photos app.
1:05:40 Nilay Patel? Right, and I think the sort of conflation of the Photos app with the camera roll is like fighting against Apple's goals here, which is to compete with Google Photos and other apps like Google Photos. And so it's just like, at some point, I just need to see all the photos I took. Get in a list. Google Photos right now, actually, its most infuriating feature is it insists on stacking your photos for you.
1:06:00 Alex Cranz? Oh, I hate that.
1:06:01 Nilay Patel? And it's like, you took five of these frames. And it's like, yeah, I know. I would like to see all five. I would like to see them. I don't want you to pick one. And I think it gets weird when you think of the Photos app as actually your camera roll and not this, like, memory playground. Yeah.
1:06:15 Alex Cranz? Well, I wonder also how much of this is the fact that we all review devices?
1:06:19 Nilay Patel? What do you mean?
1:06:20 Alex Cranz? Like, do most people take screenshots?
1:06:23 Nilay Patel? Yes.
1:06:24 Alex Cranz? Okay.
1:06:24 Nilay Patel? All the time.
1:06:25 Alex Cranz? On purpose?
1:06:26 Nilay Patel? All the time. I take a lot of accidental screenshots.
1:06:29 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
1:06:29 Nilay Patel? That's real. Yeah. But I also take a lot of on purpose screenshots. I know people who have 10,000 screenshots in their phone. Just like, things, conversations, disappearing messages, Snapchats, like, all this stuff. Like, anything that happens on your phone, the way, the easiest, fastest way to capture is a screenshot.
1:06:45 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
1:06:45 Nilay Patel? So you can actually do some segmenting and making that stuff searchable and filterable from last. Like, there's a lot of good intent in this app. And I think the way it looks is like, ever, it's even more complicated than it's ever been before.
1:06:58 Alex Cranz? But I also think it is prettier than it's ever been. Like, if you think of where we started with iPhotos to now. Gorgeous app compared to iPhotos, right?
1:07:10 David Pierce? Yeah.
1:07:11 Alex Cranz? I care about that.
1:07:12 David Pierce? No, I agree. It has gotten a lot better. And I think as a like, management system, it makes sense that this is kind of what they're trying to do. It just seems like this idea of we are going to constantly repackage your photos and shove them at you. Feels like the wrong answer to me.
1:07:27 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
1:07:28 David Pierce? Uh, but I do think some of the stuff they're doing like they, I think said the exact same, you can find your driver's license, or your license plate in your photos, the like the identical demo to Google, which is just like, this is everybody's.
1:07:39 Nilay Patel? My driver's license.
1:07:40 David Pierce? Was your driver's license. Okay. Google's was your license plate, right?
1:07:43 Nilay Patel? Right. So you're, yeah, it was what?
1:07:45 David Pierce? Slightly different.
1:07:45 Nilay Patel? Totally different features.
1:07:47 Alex Cranz? Two phones in order to get all your information.
1:07:49 David Pierce? And then I'll know everything about my.
1:07:51 Nilay Patel? Well, the demo of the, they are slightly different. They were ever so slightly different. Google was you just asked it, you just like asked Google Photos what my license plate number was.
1:08:01 David Pierce? Right.
1:08:01 Nilay Patel? Told you the answer. This one was you were in a web form and said, enter your driver's license number. And like, the Apple intelligence would go and get it and like enter it for you.
1:08:13 David Pierce? That's cool.
1:08:13 Nilay Patel? Slightly different demos.
1:08:14 David Pierce? Sure.
1:08:15 Nilay Patel? Same exact result.
1:08:16 David Pierce? Correct.
1:08:16 Nilay Patel? You filled out a meaningless number of form.
1:08:20 David Pierce? Welcome to the AI future. Just a bunch of weird UI.
1:08:24 Nilay Patel? You are gonna throw robots at the DMV until the DMV submit. My taxes paid for this shit.
1:08:34 David Pierce? Uh, yeah, it was perfect. Uh, so that's photos, uh, iPad, which I think was a weird one in that it was both incredibly disappointing and also the single coolest demo of the day by a pretty wide margin.
1:08:44 Nilay Patel? I ended the iPad session with, I felt by saying, I'm sorry. Overwhelmingly what I felt at the end of that. Why did you think that was cool?
1:08:52 Alex Cranz? The math?
1:08:52 David Pierce? The math thing was awesome.
1:08:54 Nilay Patel? Just the calculator.
1:08:55 David Pierce? Just the single, just in terms of like, holy God, this is cool technology. Just the thing where he's writing down an equation in notes and he writes the equal sign and it just does it.
1:09:03 Nilay Patel? Yep.
1:09:03 David Pierce? In his handwriting, that ripped, dude. Another one that I'm like, does it, does this help anyone with anything in reality that exists? I don't know.
1:09:10 Nilay Patel? Where they did the table tennis, uh, algebra and then he was like, make a graph of velocities.
1:09:15 David Pierce? Yeah.
1:09:15 Nilay Patel? Distance over velocity.
1:09:16 David Pierce? Kids are just doing stuff on Chromebooks now. Like, it's fine. But it was awesome technology. And yet I think, and I'm curious if this was.
1:09:24 Nilay Patel? Just the calculator app?
1:09:26 David Pierce? Listen, it was awesome.
1:09:28 Alex Cranz? Look, they spent 14 years to make the best damn-
1:09:32 Nilay Patel? People walked into this thinking iPads were gonna come out of WWDC running macOS. And you're like, the calculator app did-
1:09:38 David Pierce? A thing that is important to say is that the biggest cheer by a wide margin at this year's WWDC was for the calculator app for iPad. Do with that what you will, but it was not close.
1:09:51 Nilay Patel? People saw algebra being done by a computer and they're like, finally.
1:09:55 David Pierce? Yeah, but I found this one so fascinating because it was like, we got the new iPad Pro and the new iPads, what, like a month ago, two months ago? Times whatever. Everybody was like, okay, this is a device waiting for amazing software. And like, WWDC is coming, this is gonna be the one. And we just super duper didn't get it.
1:10:15 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:10:15 David Pierce? Like, just not even a little bit at all. And I don't know if you guys felt this way being in there, but the energy in the room was the lowest as he was describing like share play improvements on the iPad.
1:10:29 Nilay Patel? Right. When he got to, we've added some UI improvements to iPad and everyone thought it would be like a windowing system. He was like floating tab bar and then he said the word morph five times. Just seamlessly morphs into the sidebar. I don't know if you've seen anything more famously the robot in Terminator 2 morphs. The video for Michael Jackson's Black and White, some of the first morphing ever done. He turns into a tiger. Nothing about this hit on the level of Michael Jackson turning into a tiger in the video for Black and White.
1:11:03 Alex Cranz? This was no two-
1:11:04 Nilay Patel? Absolute zero, zero response to this morphing.
1:11:08 Alex Cranz? It was-
1:11:09 Nilay Patel? Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, I think emotional reactions from everybody in that room. Nothing on this hit the level of the White Ranger coming back. You know what I'm saying?
1:11:19 David Pierce? Impossible bar. Impossible bar.
1:11:23 Alex Cranz? Nobody else, I'm just surprised you know that much about-
1:11:25 Nilay Patel? I know, I'm morphing.
1:11:28 Nilay Patel? I grew up in a time of morphing.
1:11:31 Nilay Patel? These were core childhood memories.
1:11:33 Speaker 07 Morphing was very popular in the 90s.
1:11:36 Nilay Patel? Like a lot of late 90s, early 2000s culture really revolved around morphing. The guy, he said, we watched the tab bar seamlessly morph into the sidebar.
1:11:45 Alex Cranz? Like, no.
1:11:47 Nilay Patel? Yeah. It is baby morphing.
1:11:51 David Pierce? We should move on, but I just wanna say if you ever write like a Sufjan Stevens style album, "I grew up in a time of morphing," is the title of your single.
1:11:57 Nilay Patel? It's just oddly prevalent. Allison's with me, she knows.
1:12:01 Speaker 07 There were, yeah.
1:12:02 Alex Cranz? There's a lot of morphing.
1:12:03 Speaker 07 There was morphing.
1:12:04 Nilay Patel? They were mighty.
1:12:07 Nilay Patel? Only one verb in there.
1:12:13 David Pierce? Yeah. Alright, let's move on. That's enough for the iPad. The iPad. Still disappointing now with a calculator.
1:12:20 David Pierce? I put watchOS next, but it's really a tie between-
1:12:23 Nilay Patel? Can we say two things about the iPad?
1:12:24 David Pierce? Sure.
1:12:24 Nilay Patel? There are two things. One, they announced the most important feature of all for anyone who has a parent with an iPad. You can now take over their screen.
1:12:32 David Pierce? Oh, I missed that.
1:12:33 Nilay Patel? So when you're FaceTiming with them, you can share play and they're like, "What am I doing?" You can draw on their screen to call their attention to something you want them to do, or you can just do it.
1:12:41 David Pierce? That's cool.
1:12:41 Nilay Patel? Killer feature.
1:12:42 David Pierce? Yeah, that's a good feature.
1:12:43 Nilay Patel? Absolutely killer feature. And then the weird dynamic handwriting font thing they're doing, SmartScript. Where you draw on it and it smoothes out your handwriting, but then also sort of creates handwriting for you. It's unclear whether it was like a system-wide typeface, or it just has a model of your handwriting that you can now copy and paste. You can paste, you can copy text from somewhere else, paste it into a document in your handwriting.
1:13:06 David Pierce? That's pretty awesome. You're right.
1:13:07 Alex Cranz? Couldn't you do that on like a Surface device five years ago?
1:13:10 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:13:12 Alex Cranz? But now it's on the iPad!
1:13:14 Nilay Patel? Look, they didn't ahead Windows. They added a morphing taskbar. And you get-
1:13:19 Alex Cranz? They're like, "We're gonna set the bar real low."
1:13:21 Nilay Patel? It's very low.
1:13:22 Alex Cranz? And then we're gonna go slight-
1:13:23 Nilay Patel? People thought they were gonna run macOS on their iPads coming out of this event. They got SmartScript.
1:13:28 David Pierce? Were not correct.
1:13:29 Nilay Patel? And David got a calculator.
1:13:30 David Pierce? You know what's ironic?
1:13:31 Nilay Patel? For all the algebra you do at work.
1:13:32 David Pierce? This is actually, this is a good segue into the next one. Let's do macOS next, because what we actually got is much closer to the exact opposite.
1:13:41 David Pierce? Of getting macOS on your iPad. We got iPhones on your Mac.
1:13:44 Nilay Patel? Yes.
1:13:46 David Pierce? macOS Sequoia. How do we feel about Sequoia?
1:13:48 Speaker 07 It's like a name?
1:13:50 David Pierce? It's fine. It's a name.
1:13:51 Nilay Patel? I've live logged for like 10 years, 15 years now. And when Craig does the bit about the name, I literally just like take a break.
1:13:58 David Pierce? Yeah.
1:13:59 Nilay Patel? Crack my knuckles. I'm like, you're gonna, it's a name. It's gonna be a mountain.
1:14:02 David Pierce? Yeah, they did or didn't get high. It's fine. But yeah, the big things, we should talk about iPhone mirroring because this is one of those things that I think.
1:14:10 Nilay Patel? The big thing.
1:14:11 David Pierce? Apple probably didn't expect to be as exciting to people as it was, but it's very exciting. And I think it's like gonna be a huge deal.
1:14:19 Nilay Patel? Yeah. I mean, they're, they're missing a key interface element.
1:14:26 David Pierce? You mean a digital crown?
1:14:29 Nilay Patel? It took the world by storm. So it's right up there. It's the click wheel, digital crown. It's the trackpad. Three most important devices. No, they don't have a touchscreen. It's like bananas. I can mirror a phone onto your Mac without touchscreen. But I think the, the basic idea that people want to use their phone, there's a bunch of apps on your phone that did not sign up for the Mac App Store when the Mac went to Apple Silicon, which they really thought would happen. It did not happen.
1:14:55 David Pierce? Yep.
1:14:55 Nilay Patel? How are you gonna get the Instagram app on your Mac? How are you gonna do it?
1:14:58 David Pierce? Catalyst that was supposed to bring all that stuff across?
1:15:00 Nilay Patel? Catalyst was iPad apps being remapped into Mac apps. But now you can just run iOS apps on Apple Silicon Mac, straight up, no porting. The Bluetooth lights in the studio at my house have a horrible iPhone app and it's the only, it's the only app that has ever, I've been like, I wonder if that's here. And it's there because they don't care. Instagram is like, no, we're not letting you do this. TikTok is like, we're not letting you do this. We're not making you a Mac app. Yeah, you just mirror your iPhone. And it's just the most brute force. Like we're just horsepower-ing this screen onto that screen, solve the problem. The app's still running on the phone. It's very cool. I think it will work. I think people are gonna use it all the time. The coolest part, I don't know if you guys saw this, the notifications get remapped.
1:15:46 Nilay Patel? So your iPhone notifications show up on your Mac and you.
1:15:48 David Pierce? As Mac notifications?
1:15:49 Nilay Patel? As Mac notifications and you click them and it'll pop open the iPhone mirroring and drop you into.
1:15:55 Speaker 07 I mean, I'm nervous about that. I already don't like how many notifications I get on my iPhone. I'm like, are they gonna be on my computer now too?
1:16:03 Alex Cranz? Yeah. So you're like, AP News loves to push a breaking notification for everything. Is that just gonna? Pop up on my my Mac.
1:16:11 David Pierce? Well, supposedly now, thanks to the magic of AI, all of your notifications are going to be sorted by priority, which couldn't possibly go wrong or be gamed by any systems. Because Apple has historically done such a good job of managing notifications.
1:16:24 Alex Cranz? Growl back. Like, that's that's all you gotta do.
1:16:27 Nilay Patel? No, they sure locked the hell out of ground.
1:16:28 Alex Cranz? I know. They sure locked it, but like, they didn't make anything better.
1:16:32 Nilay Patel? No, that's not what you do when you use your dominant monopoly to kill your competition. It's not the choice you're making.
1:16:38 Alex Cranz? But I am I am excited about like the iPhone thing just because I'll be able to never have to get off my couch again. When I need to like, log into something that needs two factor authentication.
1:16:49 Nilay Patel? That's why you get an Apple Watch.
1:16:50 David Pierce? Oh, that's a good one.
1:16:51 Nilay Patel? You all think the Apple Watch is a health and fitness device? I think if this is a two factor dongle.
1:16:56 Alex Cranz? Does it have like?
1:16:56 Nilay Patel? It shames me from.
1:16:57 Alex Cranz? Does it have the authenticators on it?
1:16:59 David Pierce? Oh, yeah. I use I use Okta Verify and Authy on it. Well, I'm gonna. Thanks to you, actually, because you have been proselytizing this for years.
1:17:07 Nilay Patel? We don't use any of those services. We use other ones. This was not a security hole.
1:17:14 Alex Cranz? I don't have any of those on my watch.
1:17:15 David Pierce? We use the new Apple.
1:17:16 Nilay Patel? I'm downloading them right now. This is a two factor dongle that will occasionally shame you for not standing up, and it's fine. It works. But I but that thing where they added more iPhone to the Mac, deep deeply funny.
1:17:28 David Pierce? Oh, yeah.
1:17:29 Nilay Patel? They also, we talked a lot about Siri in the AI section. They changed the way Siri looks and works on the Mac to make it more powerful, to give it more of these text inputs. But like, it's they didn't change much. The big other feature that got a lot of cheers, the Mac section, was automatic window tiling, which Windows has had for 100 years.
1:17:46 Alex Cranz? I have used it so much on Windows and I have an app on my computer that I like when they announced it, I was like, but I thought we already had that.
1:17:53 David Pierce? Yeah, it's it's one of those features that it is truly bonkers. It didn't have already. And there are a million apps out there that are free and great for window tiling and will do it better than Sequoia, I'm sure. So go use those. I use one called Rectangle. It's very good.
1:18:08 Nilay Patel? That's a good name for an app.
1:18:09 David Pierce? It is. It's very good. It's very good. And it's free and it's wonderful and everybody should use it. But this it's, yeah, there's so many things in here that are just like, Apple sort of slowly checking off boxes of like, features. It's insane that have not been here for a decade.
1:18:23 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:18:24 David Pierce? And that's fine. I'll take it.
1:18:25 Nilay Patel? A lot of people have asked me. How to feel, I guess.
1:18:31 David Pierce? That's safari.
1:18:32 Nilay Patel? This about safari and the fact that it has AI summaries built into it now, which is, I know you two love Arc, but a lot of people have feelings about Arc doing that in different ways. Feelings on perplexity doing that in different ways. This one feels much more innocuous because you're browsing the web and it is loading the webpages.
1:18:50 Alex Cranz? I mean, I have it turned off in Arc. I always forget that it's it's there.
1:18:53 Nilay Patel? You just like Arc.
1:18:54 Alex Cranz? Yeah, I just love art.
1:18:55 David Pierce? But that that distinction you made, I think, is actually really important and is the whole thing. Right? Like, Apple's way of doing this is you go to a webpage and then AI can do things to that webpage.
1:19:04 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:19:05 David Pierce? And like a bunch of it is really clever, right? It's like there, if you're looking for important information on a webpage, it will help you surface it. Like, if you ever go to like a restaurant website and you look for the phone number, impossible. And this is like, it will just find you the phone number. Like, that's good. But you're already on the website, right? And so now, now all you're doing is you're solving for awful web design, which I'm fully in favor of. AI should destroy bad web design.
1:19:30 David Pierce? But it flips the equation of the thing. Like, it's not going to the webpage and then returning information on my behalf. I am going to the webpage and then asking it for information.
1:19:39 Nilay Patel? To be clear, we have not used this to any great extent. Like,
1:19:42 David Pierce? No.
1:19:42 Nilay Patel? We've seen some demos. We, people have the private betas and I'm publishing about it. So like, people are talking about it. But I think there's going to be a lot of back and forth between, hey, this web browser is now doing a lot of summary. You have a big partner with OpenAI, which not everyone is so happy with. Disclosure, our company has a content deal with OpenAI. Cool. I don't know if we have one with anyone else. But like, I think a lot of, a lot of the Safari work, at one point, the person who's presenting Safari was like, if you haven't used it, you should try it. It got pretty good.
1:20:15 David Pierce? Yeah.
1:20:17 Nilay Patel? It's like, oh, boy, you need to get this back. Like, you gotta get this back on track. So they're adding some features to it. Because as David has been covering and installer, like Browser Wars are back. There's like a bunch of very interesting browsers because of AI features. And so I think Apple needs to capture some of that.
1:20:31 David Pierce? Yeah, and the like, the reader mode updates that it got was cool. Reader is another one that it's like, nobody's mad at reader mode, even though it strips everything out, because you have to load the webpage.
1:20:40 Nilay Patel? You have to load the webpage.
1:20:41 David Pierce? Like, it's, that's just the whole thing. And the, there's now the, what's it called? They call it the viewer mode, where it'll just pop up a video that's on the page, if you want to watch the video, and give you like, native picture-in-picture and viewing controls.
1:20:52 Nilay Patel? That's very good.
1:20:53 David Pierce? Awesome, love it.
1:20:54 Nilay Patel? Incredible feature.
1:20:55 David Pierce? It's making bad websites better. Unbelievable. Huge fan. Make me go to the website.
1:20:59 Nilay Patel? Right. The problem with all these other browsers, like, you'll stop browsing the web.
1:21:03 David Pierce? Right.
1:21:04 Nilay Patel? And then there's no more incentive to make web. And I think Apple's trying to walk the line here.
1:21:07 David Pierce? Yeah. Yeah. But I'm, I'm, again, yeah, there's a lot of questions, but I'm kind of in favor. Is, does anyone sitting here use Safari with any regularity?
1:21:15 Alex Cranz? I, I do.
1:21:16 David Pierce? Do you? Like, on purpose?
1:21:18 Alex Cranz? Yeah. For, for, until I switched to Arc, I would do like, Edge is my work browser, and Safari was my personal browser. I tried to keep the work separate.
1:21:27 David Pierce? So what I've learned about you in this podcast so far, you are a devoted Mac user who loves Outlook and Edge.
1:21:36 Alex Cranz? Make better mail and, uh, web browsers.
1:21:41 David Pierce? Use other devices.
1:21:42 Nilay Patel? Yeah. Have you heard about these AI PCs? You love being watched by big corporations.
1:21:48 David Pierce? You were also on this podcast not long ago, being like, oh, what Apple wants to do is build a Surface. You could just have one.
1:21:53 Alex Cranz? I know, but I don't want it. I, I want, I want Apple to do what I want it to do.
1:21:58 David Pierce? You just want to ugh up your iPhone.
1:21:59 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
1:22:00 Nilay Patel? This is, this is like, people in America are so confused about competition.
1:22:04 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
1:22:05 Nilay Patel? They're like, I'll just yell at Apple until it makes me the product I want. I won't just buy the product that exists.
1:22:09 Alex Cranz? Exactly.
1:22:10 Nilay Patel? Party is the thing I want.
1:22:11 Alex Cranz? That's, that's why I'm in the job I'm in, so I can just yell everywhere.
1:22:13 Nilay Patel? Uh, can we spend two seconds talking about gaming and then talk about passwords?
1:22:17 David Pierce? Literally two seconds.
1:22:19 Nilay Patel? Okay. Apple announced a bunch of
1:22:21 David Pierce? That's it, sorry.
1:22:22 Nilay Patel? I just want to announce, they, uh, they were like, you can now play Death Stranding on the Mac, that came, came out in 2019. Assassin's Creed game, one that is coming out, that's true, but another one came out in 2019. And then the big finale was Control, now with ray tracing. Control was the game of the year. In like 2017.
1:22:42 Alex Cranz? Yeah, it's Control is a game that everybody just uses to show off ray tracing because it has really good ray tracing like.
1:22:48 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:22:48 Alex Cranz? That's kind of why it exists in most people's computers now.
1:22:50 Nilay Patel? Like Control is at the point where it's like you open the PlayStation Store on the right day. It's like, do you just want Control?
1:22:56 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
1:22:56 Nilay Patel? You should have, it's like really good, you know, like you should try it out.
1:23:00 Alex Cranz? But the Ubisoft stuff was interesting. It did feel like Apple is trying to kind of brute force its way back into the gaming conversation. I mean, it's been doing it for the last three or four years, but uh, having the Ubisoft like guy on stage, having the new games come out on the iPad, on the Mac, like day and date, that that's, that's not nothing.
1:23:20 Nilay Patel? Wait, I got this wrong. Control is a game of the year contender in 2019. The Assassin's Creed game came out in 2017. I'm sorry. Apologies to everyone.
1:23:29 Alex Cranz? Yeah, it's, they're all old.
1:23:32 David Pierce? But also this, this does.
1:23:33 Nilay Patel? I was a different person. This was before pandemic.
1:23:37 Alex Cranz? It was like it's pre-COVID, it was old.
1:23:38 Nilay Patel? I used to, I was breathing on people every day.
1:23:42 David Pierce? This does continue Assassin's Creed's perfect streak of being available on every platform invented by anyone.
1:23:48 Nilay Patel? If you have a computer and you're like, can I stab someone on this computer? Ubisoft is there.
1:23:52 Alex Cranz? They're like, yes. And a little friend Jack said, me.
1:23:57 Nilay Patel? The new one is in feudal Japan.
1:23:58 David Pierce? All right. That's, that's too much game mode talk. Um, let's watch OS briefly. Uh, this is the one I am perhaps least qualified to talk about because I just went in and turned off all of the fitness notifications on my Apple Watch because they were making me sad. And it's like, do you want to stand up? And I was like, no, I'm on a call. Leave me alone, Apple. But there's like, if you're a fitness person and Allison, you're wearing a watch and seem like a fitness person. There's a lot of new stuff here. This thing is like a super intense health and fitness device now. It's getting serious.
1:24:27 Speaker 07 I, I will say, and we'll give a shout out for our colleague V Song, that you can now finally tell Apple you're taking a rest day. Yeah. Or like, you're sick. You're not going to go do your little jog or whatever. Yeah, I like I could feel it. I could feel her, you know, energy.
1:24:46 David Pierce? She was typing in our Slack when this got launched and was typing in all caps so fast she was just making thousands of typos.
1:24:51 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
1:24:52 David Pierce? Just, ah, happy. Pure joy. Yeah. But yeah, so there's you can now take rest days. You can also change your goals day to day throughout the week, which I think is very clever. Uh, there's a new vitals app that'll track new stuff on your body. If I explain it more than that, I will immediately sound as dumb as I am about all this. Uh, you can rate like the effort of a workout. It's basically like this is all just health inputs and outputs, right? That is what this device is now.
1:25:18 Alex Cranz? It felt like they added a bunch of stuff that other folks have been doing, like Aura Ring has been doing it, Garmin has been doing it. Especially the health stuff like Aura has been all over that.
1:25:27 David Pierce? Yeah.
1:25:27 Alex Cranz? And it was like, oh, we we can we've got all those sensors. We've in fact got better sensors. We could probably do that. And Apple has just been really weird about it before now.
1:25:36 Nilay Patel? Well, they've been in a pretty healthy lawsuit. The company.
1:25:40 Alex Cranz? That's probably why. But so so it's it's nice to see that. Yeah, you'll be able to the rest days is the big one though. I think I think that was what the one like I was seeing on threads even. Everybody was just like, yeah.
1:25:52 Nilay Patel? Yeah, that was the one that people asked that forever.
1:25:54 Alex Cranz? Yeah, because it's yeah, sometimes you feel like garbage and your watch is like you haven't moved at all today, you piece of shit.
1:25:59 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:26:00 Alex Cranz? And you're like, yeah, because I feel like garbage. Thanks, mom. Like, leave me alone.
1:26:04 David Pierce? And it seems to get like meaner and meaner as time goes on. Like if you get to like day three of not closing all your rings, your watch is just so disappointed in you.
1:26:13 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
1:26:14 David Pierce? It's like you get the yeah, you get the message. It's like you didn't close any rings yesterday. Like, let's just try for one today. I'm like, I'm sorry.
1:26:20 Speaker 07 It's the bare minimum.
1:26:22 David Pierce? What if you did anything today? I'm like, I didn't even have my watch on yesterday. Leave me alone.
1:26:26 Nilay Patel? Stand ring. We're gonna go for stand ring once an hour.
1:26:30 David Pierce? Yeah.
1:26:30 Nilay Patel? Just stand.
1:26:32 David Pierce? I'm gonna put my goal to three hours today. Let's go, Apple.
1:26:35 Nilay Patel? It's good.
1:26:36 David Pierce? Um, all right, let's burn through the last ones, then we can take a break. Uh, AirPods. We talked a little bit about the AirPods.
1:26:41 Alex Cranz? You know it.
1:26:41 David Pierce? Head shake, nod.
1:26:42 Nilay Patel? Very good.
1:26:44 David Pierce? Unbelievably unconvinced that that works, but if it does, very excited. Uh, there are a lot of people out there who, uh, are trying to make that stuff work. Turns out you move your head a lot. I don't know if you've noticed, but like in just being a person in the world, you move ahead your head a lot. And so figuring those gestures out.
1:27:02 Alex Cranz? I hope it's the same way, like when you talk to your computer, I use a voice. You have like your computer voice. I hope you have to like have a computer head nod.
1:27:09 David Pierce? Dramatically head nod.
1:27:11 Alex Cranz? You're just like walking down the street, doing these really dramatic head nods. That would be ideal.
1:27:15 David Pierce? Which is definitely better than talking to yourself.
1:27:17 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
1:27:17 David Pierce? Yeah. Not, not weird to just constantly be walking down the street.
1:27:21 Alex Cranz? You'll probably get the Carter yourself on the subway.
1:27:24 Nilay Patel? I was walking on the street in Philadelphia the other day, uh, and a woman rode behind her bike and she just goes, hey Siri, really loud.
1:27:32 Nilay Patel? And I was like, literally like a lot of people stopped because that was just a weird thing to happen. And I said out loud to the person I was walking with, I've never seen anyone do that in the world before. And they're like, that was special. And that we had like, everyone's like, the whole street had a moment because she was like, I'm gonna talk to Siri while I'm biking.
1:27:48 Alex Cranz? It's hard to do in public because you're like, I'm always like, hey Siri, how are you?
1:27:51 Nilay Patel? Yeah, she, I, you gotta.
1:27:53 Alex Cranz? No, she just.
1:27:53 Nilay Patel? Philly, man.
1:27:54 Alex Cranz? With her whole chest.
1:27:55 Nilay Patel? The whole.
1:27:56 Alex Cranz? I love that.
1:27:57 Nilay Patel? Philly. That's where, that's where you can just do it.
1:27:59 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
1:28:00 Nilay Patel? There are some towns in America where you can just address your voice assistant.
1:28:03 David Pierce? Yeah.
1:28:03 Alex Cranz? The AirPods Pros, they're getting better like phone calls too.
1:28:07 Nilay Patel? Voice isolation.
1:28:08 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
1:28:09 David Pierce? Which is a feature that has existed for a long time and is deeply buried in settings on all of your devices. This is like a thing you can do on phone calls now and it makes you sound so much better. And it has always driven me crazy that Apple doesn't just turn it on by default. But it's a thing that exists on the Mac. It's a thing that exists on the iPhone. But you have to turn it on for every single call, like in the middle of the call. And that's very stupid. And so the fact that it's just on now, there's also the personalized spatial audio, which you know, Neil's favorite feature. So that everyone can sneak up on you during your phone calls.
1:28:37 Nilay Patel? Yeah, that's what you want.
1:28:39 David Pierce? But no, I'm into it. The AirPods.
1:28:42 Nilay Patel? They did it.
1:28:43 David Pierce? Yeah, there's still AirPods. No more AirPods Maxes. I really thought that we were gonna get AirPods today. Either it was gonna be a HomePod or a new AirPods Maxes, and they were gonna like make a whole series story out of it. Nothing.
1:28:54 Nilay Patel? Whatever in thought was that they were gonna add macOS to the iPod, and the AirPods would be the focus of all the AF. All of you people were disappointed.
1:29:01 David Pierce? So we got a calculator hat, and it was sick. tvOS, we have covered several times. We'll just move on from there. It'll now, we're getting a new season of-
1:29:12 Nilay Patel? They added 219 projector support to tvOS, okay? This is the next hour of The Vergecast.
1:29:18 Nilay Patel? I'm very excited about this.
1:29:19 David Pierce? To, speaking of the next hour of The Vergecast, VisionOS.
1:29:23 Nilay Patel? I will not name names.
1:29:26 Nilay Patel? A friend of ours, friend of the show, came up to us, and they're like, so they're just giving up on the Vision Pro? And this person looked bereft.
1:29:37 Nilay Patel? Bereft.
1:29:38 Alex Cranz? That's sad.
1:29:38 Nilay Patel? And I was like, no, I think they just, they announced it four months ago. I don't think they had anything left in the tank. And like, they're giving up on it.
1:29:46 Alex Cranz? Wes Davis was going through all of the updates, and he's like, oh, what they didn't say on stage was that they're fixing a ton of bugs and issues he's had with it. Cause he's like the one person on the staff.
1:29:57 Nilay Patel? He loves it.
1:29:57 Alex Cranz? He loves it.
1:29:58 Nilay Patel? God bless him.
1:29:59 Alex Cranz? He's always like, you wanna FaceTime? I'm like, absolutely not.
1:30:03 Alex Cranz? Put that in the fire. But, uh, but yeah, so he's, apparently there's doing a bunch of updates to it, but they just didn't talk about any of that.
1:30:09 Nilay Patel? They did not, because I think you have to know what is broken about the Vision Pro in order to appreciate the fixes.
1:30:16 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
1:30:16 Nilay Patel? And most people don't know anything about the Vision Pro.
1:30:18 Alex Cranz? And they're like, we're not spending time on that.
1:30:19 Nilay Patel? David is fond of reminding us it costs $3,500.
1:30:21 David Pierce? Seven out of 10, baby. Here we go.
1:30:25 Nilay Patel? I stand by my review now more than ever, actually. Not the score, but the review.
1:30:31 David Pierce? No, I think it's right, and I think we have, we have continued to find what is, that it's better out here than in there.
1:30:37 Nilay Patel? But they did add, they're adding more immersive videos, they're gonna release more stuff, they're releasing more countries, which actually got a huge cheer. That expands the market. Canon's making a special lens just for the R9, which Alison, I'm curious if you ever read on this?
1:30:49 Speaker 07 Oh my god, I totally like blanked that out. It looked like, wasn't there a moment where some company was making a 3D lens for the camera?
1:30:58 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:30:58 Speaker 07 Like Fujifilm, I think, did the like- You know, when 3D was gonna be the next thing, they're like, here's a camera lens that will shoot 3D photos for you. And I was like, we're doing it again.
1:31:10 Nilay Patel? Yeah, I can't tell if the EOS R9, it was specifically the camera they called out, has a sensor or a processing system that can take the split image, right? Because what they're doing is they're making a right and left image and then combining it somewhere. So I'm wondering if the camera has some setting, but Canon's making a lens for one camera. It's not just a Canon lens like you would expect. It's for this one camera. So now you can shoot Apple immersive with this one camera.
1:31:36 Alex Cranz? Is it the R9 or the R7?
1:31:39 Nilay Patel? Was it the R7? Duran says it was the R7. Duran's already bought the lens.
1:31:46 Speaker 07 No? Oh, my gosh. Live fact checking.
1:31:51 Nilay Patel? Maybe I just typed it wrong in the live log.
1:31:54 David Pierce? Yeah, again, I would say this is indicative of how important this actually is to the world.
1:32:00 Nilay Patel? I think this is really wild because there's not enough content for this headset.
1:32:04 David Pierce? Right.
1:32:04 Nilay Patel? So that they spent a lot of time talking about just like how they're building out the content pipelines for the Canon EOS R7.
1:32:10 David Pierce? Thank you, Duran.
1:32:13 David Pierce? No, it's true. It's very clear that Apple thinks content is the thing.
1:32:16 Nilay Patel? Yep.
1:32:16 David Pierce? And they announced like new environments, new ways to look at the spatial photos, like new, new tools for showing this stuff. It's very obvious to me that the two things they're seeing people do in this are use it as a monitor, which is why they announced the new ultra wide monitor, which looked awesome. I'm confident will not look like that in actual use, but the idea of having one wild giant like wall sized monitor in front of you kicks ass and I want it very badly.
1:32:41 Nilay Patel? I am very excited to see if that means macOS will now support ultra wides, curved ultra wides.
1:32:48 David Pierce? That's interesting.
1:32:49 Nilay Patel? Because right now, if you get one of the crazy Samsungs, they just like don't work very well.
1:32:52 David Pierce? Right.
1:32:53 Alex Cranz? It would be hysterical if it only works with the Vision Pro.
1:32:56 Nilay Patel? It would be perfectly on brand. If you could get a giant curved ultra wide in the $35 headset, but that same resolution could not be displayed on an actual monitor.
1:33:05 Alex Cranz? Just beautiful.
1:33:05 Nilay Patel? Yeah, we'll see. But I, people did cheer for that. It is the thing they're using it for. Um, but yeah, I, I, I think that just means they're adding more display resolutions to the Mac, which would be good. Because there is a class of monitors that you really can't use very well with Mac right now.
1:33:20 David Pierce? Yeah. Well, and with that, that's the last we're gonna hear of the Vision Pro for a pretty long time, I think.
1:33:24 Nilay Patel? Can I, in my continuing quest to describe the what is photo apocalypse, they added a feature, right now you can shoot spatial audio, right now you can shoot spatial video and photos with your iPhone. I don't think you should do it because it actually really reduces the quality of, especially in low light, so.
1:33:42 David Pierce? And the files are monstrous.
1:33:44 Nilay Patel? Yeah, and you can only look at them in a headset.
1:33:47 David Pierce? Yeah.
1:33:47 Nilay Patel? It's just like, not worth it right now. But they are adding a feature where it can spatialize your regular photos. Which means it is creating a bunch of synthetic data for your eyes to look at out of one photo.
1:33:59 David Pierce? Yep.
1:34:00 Nilay Patel? So you've got a left eye vision and it's gonna make a right eye, or you've got a right eye, or whatever it's doing. It's just gonna create a little bit of a depth map and it's gonna just synthesize some information that super wasn't there in the photo. Is this the greatest what is a photo crime? No, it is not. Is it super weird that we're all just racing headlong into the future of synthetic imagery and being like, that's fun?
1:34:25 Alex Cranz? Yeah, but that's stuff they've been doing on like TVs for ages, right? When they do the auto upscaling and stuff, isn't that the same thing where they're just adding pixels?
1:34:34 Nilay Patel? Well, no, so auto upscaling is, you know, you take like a 720 image and you just like make it bigger.
1:34:40 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
1:34:40 Nilay Patel? And you get a bunch of AI stuff in there. This is, in like, that's still, right, you're right, that's happening, but you're adding pixels like in a 2D plane.
1:34:50 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
1:34:51 Nilay Patel? This is, they're gonna add a 3D image. So you're gonna get another angle from, like, if, assume the picture again is your left eye, you're gonna get another angle on the same image, and you're gonna see like a little bit of the side of someone's head.
1:35:03 Alex Cranz? I cannot wait to look at a little bit of the side of Allison's head.
1:35:06 Nilay Patel? But an AI Allison's head.
1:35:09 Alex Cranz? Synthetic. Yeah, you're just gonna have like four ears.
1:35:12 David Pierce? Yeah.
1:35:12 Alex Cranz? Yeah, it'll be great.
1:35:13 Nilay Patel? I'm just saying, it's just like one of those things where you're like, oh, huh, they're just doing that. They're gonna totally synthesize another image for you to look at to create a 3D effect. That image never existed.
1:35:24 David Pierce? Nope.
1:35:24 Nilay Patel? It did not happen. He did not capture it. This computer is just going to confidently tell you, this is what your other eye would have seen. And you're gonna be like, huh, that's weird. It's a weird thing that's happening. I will say, I know people, Liam is always on me for endlessly going on about what is a photo. I ruthlessly used the generative racer in my room the other day to take people out of the back of a photo of my daughter. I am as conflicted as you are. I am but a man. Okay?
1:35:47 David Pierce? How does it make you feel?
1:35:48 Nilay Patel? Huh?
1:35:48 David Pierce? Do you look at that photo differently now?
1:35:50 Nilay Patel? Awesome. I do look at the photo differently because I know what I did. But I don't know that most people have a feeling of shame when they're done using my room.
1:35:58 David Pierce? Generative shame is a whole thing we're not even...
1:36:00 Nilay Patel? They should market it as shame.
1:36:04 Nilay Patel? We're about to, by the way, have a big story. Just whether that is working on it. Regular photographers are now running into the reality that any use of AI tools appends a watermark, which then Instagram will just like say made with AI. And people have real feelings about that label. It's the verges for a story that exists. But just...
1:36:22 David Pierce? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, that's all the platforms. Uh, there's a lot we didn't get to. I suspect we will talk a lot more about this, both like on Friday and for the rest of our lives. But it was a lot. Like, this is a big...
1:36:35 Nilay Patel? It was a lot.
1:36:35 David Pierce? It was a big day. And I think it was a funny one because in another world, just that run of platforms would have been a two hour...
1:36:43 Nilay Patel? That's why at the end of it, I was like, are they done?
1:36:45 David Pierce? Yeah. And as it was, they just blew through it. Like, I think one of the things we're going to see over the next few days, because the developer baders are out, we're going to learn about so many things that didn't even come up or get mentioned. They're not in blog posts. They weren't on the bento's. Like, there's a lot of stuff in these platforms that's not being talked about.
1:36:59 Nilay Patel? The bento's are getting surprisingly less dense.
1:37:01 David Pierce? Yeah, they're very sparing now.
1:37:03 Nilay Patel? I think Apple should repack those with information. They're...
1:37:06 David Pierce? I think just like a plain text screen.
1:37:09 Nilay Patel? Yeah, here's a list of stuff.
1:37:10 David Pierce? Yeah.
1:37:11 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:37:11 David Pierce? Just full changelog. If that's it, we should, we should take a break.
1:37:15 Nilay Patel? You don't want to talk about games more?
1:37:16 David Pierce? No.
1:37:19 David Pierce? I don't want to play Assassin's Creed on any of my Apple devices. Leave me alone about it.
1:37:25 Nilay Patel? All right, we'll be right back.
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1:39:32 David Pierce? And these are like, these are like features we will use, like.
1:39:35 Nilay Patel? Features we will use.
1:39:36 David Pierce? Right, okay.
1:39:37 Nilay Patel? And frustratingly, we picked them before the show.
1:39:40 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
1:39:40 Nilay Patel? Where we all took stands against one another's opinions.
1:39:44 Alex Cranz? Couldn't change it, not allowed.
1:39:46 Nilay Patel? We're not allowed to change it as we came back in from break. Kranz, let's begin with you. I'm very worried about your choices.
1:39:52 Alex Cranz? Yeah, mine, um, you and HR are probably gonna be very worried because Jinmoji and Image Playground are at the top of my list.
1:39:58 David Pierce? Oh, Lord.
1:39:59 Alex Cranz? I have no artistic ability and the ability to make a horse with 12 butts just sounds weird. I wanna see what happens.
1:40:06 David Pierce? It's a really interesting no artistic ability and terrible person. It's like a really fascinating combination.
1:40:12 Nilay Patel? But semi, but also wildly creative.
1:40:16 Nilay Patel? Yeah, like if you were like, I have no artistic ability, I'm a bad person, but I couldn't imagine a horse with 12 butts. Like, fine, what about you today? Kranz is like, I got ideas.
1:40:25 Alex Cranz? I go, I wanna see, I wanna see what happens. So I'm, I'm super excited about that. Uh, we'll see how long I'm allowed to be excited about it before Apple just shuts me off.
1:40:35 Nilay Patel? Shut you down at the server level. Like, we got the kill switch in iOS? Fire.
1:40:40 Alex Cranz? Soon as I log in, they're like, nope, that's not for you.
1:40:43 Nilay Patel? Execute.
1:40:44 Alex Cranz? But it's gonna be sick. And then my other one I've talked about already is the, the ugly dark mode apps.
1:40:50 Nilay Patel? Kranz, oh my god.
1:40:51 Alex Cranz? You've seen that my slack now. You know, I just, I want everything, I want all of my devices when I turn them on for you to go.
1:41:01 Nilay Patel? Again, why don't you use Windows and Android, which from the like, the base levels of the operating system are designed to be this ugly.
1:41:09 Alex Cranz? It's too easy. You're not a hacker if you're not hacking.
1:41:14 Nilay Patel? By using the system level.
1:41:19 Alex Cranz? It feels like hacking when it's on iOS.
1:41:23 Nilay Patel? All right, the cranks, everybody.
1:41:26 Nilay Patel? David, what are you?
1:41:27 David Pierce? Uh, my two, I changed it because I want to talk about two things.
1:41:32 Nilay Patel? You changed yours?
1:41:33 David Pierce? Yeah, but who can remember what my last one was now? It's been too long.
1:41:36 Nilay Patel? There are rules.
1:41:37 David Pierce? I changed it mid-show, not during the break, so it was fine. I changed it while you were talking about something or other.
1:41:44 Nilay Patel? Remotely.
1:41:46 David Pierce? Yeah, you were like, oh, Assassin's Creed, and I just started typing.
1:41:49 Nilay Patel? You know, they shot Control in 2017.
1:41:51 David Pierce? My first one.
1:41:55 David Pierce? My first one is weirdly just like a throw-in at the end of WWDC, which I actually thought was very exciting. It's transcription and AI summarization in the voice memos app.
1:42:03 Nilay Patel? And also the phone app.
1:42:04 David Pierce? And also the phone app.
1:42:05 Speaker 07 Yeah.
1:42:06 David Pierce? So exciting, which is like, this is the kind of thing that like, if you're a reporter, is life-changing. And if you're a real person, is just like, sort of whatever. But for me, like, I spend a lot of time talking into things and being talked at on those same things. And having a decent recorder is amazing. Like, you use a Pixel Recorder, Alison, I know.
1:42:25 Speaker 07 I have a Pixel.
1:42:26 David Pierce? Because that is like a magical little piece of software.
1:42:28 Speaker 07 At all times.
1:42:29 David Pierce? And this feels like it might do the same thing, and I'm very excited about that fact.
1:42:32 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:42:33 David Pierce? So that's awesome. Also, maybe the thing that AI is the most consistently good at is transcription and summarization. So like, sold, love it, I'll take it. The other one is all of the organization stuff in mail, which I am more excited about as time goes on. Because, Neil is making a face at me, which is fair.
1:42:53 Speaker 07 He's just thinking MimeStream is.
1:42:54 Nilay Patel? I'm just, I'm like, this man who has to run installer, and he has to pretend all software is interesting.
1:42:58 David Pierce? So, no, it's that all email apps for iPhone are bad.
1:43:04 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:43:05 David Pierce? Which is just a fact of the world. Solid problem on the Mac, MimeStream is excellent, everybody should use MimeStream. Love it to death. There are no good email apps for the iPhone. And before you hear this or see this and send me one, don't. I've tried it, it sucks, they're all bad. But this thing that Apple did, which is basically just launched Gmail.
1:43:25 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:43:25 David Pierce? They were just like.
1:43:26 Nilay Patel? Updates tab, like the whole thing.
1:43:27 David Pierce? Yeah, they they do the categorization. They're doing some AI summarization. You can use the tools to rewrite your emails like we were talking about earlier. I'm gonna go back to using Apple Mail again because it is like useful. The problem with Apple Mail has always been that search sucks, which I assume is still the case. And it doesn't have the split inboxes in Gmail, which I've actually now come to rely on. They're not very good, but they're better than just dumping everything into your one inbox. And at least when I go to promotions, it's like mostly stuff I don't want. And when I go to updates, it's like mostly newsletters and receipts. Again, not perfect, but pretty good. And if Apple can do that stuff even that well, it immediately becomes the best email app on the iPhone, like by a mile.
1:44:09 David Pierce? And so I'm cautiously optimistic. I just, the Gmail app is so bad.
1:44:14 Nilay Patel? I want to believe for you.
1:44:15 David Pierce? It's so.
1:44:15 Nilay Patel? It's not good.
1:44:16 Alex Cranz? Yeah, that's why you gotta use Outlook.
1:44:18 David Pierce? No. Can I tell you what sucks about Outlook?
1:44:22 Alex Cranz? Every.
1:44:22 David Pierce? Well, A, everything. B, it's very slow. But C, when you open an email, the archive button, which is the only button that matters on an email app, is all the way at the top right of the screen where it is completely unreachable, no matter how you hold your phone. Ridiculous.
1:44:35 Alex Cranz? You archive them?
1:44:38 David Pierce? Do you just leave them? Oh, you're, oh, crap.
1:44:40 Alex Cranz? Oh, no.
1:44:41 David Pierce? I'm discovering I hate you in this episode.
1:44:43 Alex Cranz? No, no. Don't worry about my little number. You have like a 1,000, don't you? No, it's fine.
1:44:49 David Pierce? You read it, then mark it as unread for the chaos and then go about your business.
1:44:53 Alex Cranz? Yeah, like sometimes I'll be like, oh, that's spam. I'll leave it unread till one day.
1:44:57 David Pierce? No.
1:44:59 Nilay Patel? One.
1:44:59 David Pierce? Oh, that hurts my soul.
1:45:00 Nilay Patel? That's the way to do it. Second, the Gmail app has actually solved this by way of a bug that is still not fixed, which is sometimes when you open an email from the notification on the Gmail app for iOS, it just deletes the email.
1:45:15 David Pierce? I've noticed this.
1:45:15 Nilay Patel? And it's just like, how do you get here? How did, how did you arrive at this state?
1:45:22 David Pierce? I mean.
1:45:22 Nilay Patel? All that AI, like I bet what you wanted to do was immediately delete this email that you actually chose to take an action on. Then action was delete. And that's how I pit inbox zero.
1:45:32 David Pierce? Congratulations. That's really exciting. Yeah. Reading it is not important to getting to inbox zero.
1:45:36 Nilay Patel? No longer. I'm just hoping the robots summarize the email. I can't believe you picked fucking mail.
1:45:41 David Pierce? I honestly, the more I think about it, the more excited I am. But also the thing where you can now group by sender. So I'm like, the one time you go to a restaurant and then they send you an email every day for the rest of your life? Going and clicking the unsubscribe button, too much work. Doing it in Gmail doesn't work. That's just a lie that they tell you. Uh, but now you can group them and just delete them all at once. Yeah. I, I like that.
1:46:03 Nilay Patel? I'm excited. I'm excited for their, the same AI idea everyone else has, which is like, you're planning a trip. All the emails from your trip are going to be a little digest of trip emails.
1:46:12 David Pierce? Love it.
1:46:12 Nilay Patel? Great. I'm super excited for you.
1:46:15 David Pierce? Thank you. It's going to be an awesome, like six days.
1:46:18 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:46:18 David Pierce? And then somebody will update their app again. And I'll be like, maybe they fixed it and they didn't.
1:46:23 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:46:24 David Pierce? But I will try it again.
1:46:24 Nilay Patel? You've got a problem and it's fine because it keeps you ready.
1:46:27 David Pierce? I do it for work now.
1:46:28 Nilay Patel? Allison, what do you mean? That's what I'm saying.
1:46:30 David Pierce? Yeah.
1:46:32 Nilay Patel? All right. What are yours, Allison?
1:46:33 Speaker 07 Uh, minor messaging related. I am, because I test a lot of Android phones, I'm usually the person on Android in the group chat.
1:46:44 David Pierce? Do you turn iMessage on when you test an iPhone and then off when you stop?
1:46:48 Speaker 07 Yeah.
1:46:48 David Pierce? Does it ruin your life every time you do that?
1:46:50 Speaker 07 Kind of like possibly I have missed out on friendships, you know, things happening. I don't know.
1:46:58 David Pierce? When you de-enroll from, from iMessage, you miss messages like for days.
1:47:02 Speaker 07 Yeah.
1:47:03 David Pierce? It's insane.
1:47:04 Speaker 07 I think there's people I just don't talk to anymore.
1:47:08 Speaker 07 Because they probably tried to message me. No, I do this. I do it with RCS. So like, yeah, RCS and iMessage is gonna fix everything for me. I feel really good about.
1:47:19 Nilay Patel? That's even more optimistic than David picking mail.
1:47:22 Alex Cranz? I love this.
1:47:23 David Pierce? Well, you can send high resolution. It's photos now.
1:47:26 Speaker 07 It's the photos. Because like, right now, when in the group chat, we're sharing photos of our kids doing cute things. And I have to be like, I'm sorry, I'm screwing up the, the, you know, the quality of the images here. Can you just send them to my husband? Or can we put them in a Google? There's so many Google Photos albums. It's like.
1:47:47 Nilay Patel? Oh, God.
1:47:47 Alex Cranz? How are you on any group chats in text?
1:47:50 Nilay Patel? I so, I love the idea of everybody sending photos back and forth, and then you just sending Google Photos links.
1:47:56 Speaker 07 Oh, my God, yeah. Check out my cool photos.
1:48:00 Alex Cranz? You have really good friends.
1:48:02 Speaker 07 I know. They are so patient with me.
1:48:04 Alex Cranz? Those are some like rock solid.
1:48:06 Speaker 07 But you know what? There was one Android guy, and he just switched to iPhone 2. I was like, ah, now it's just me. Yeah. So that's it. RCS is gonna fix everything for me. I feel good about it.
1:48:17 David Pierce? That is a good one.
1:48:18 Speaker 07 Yeah. And scheduling messages.
1:48:21 Nilay Patel? Yes, that's a clutch one.
1:48:22 Speaker 07 Which is iMessage only.
1:48:24 Nilay Patel? I'm gonna schedule so many messages for like, seven minutes from now.
1:48:29 Nilay Patel? Just so it's not like, immediately thirsty. But like, within 10 is too much. Right?
1:48:34 Speaker 07 Yeah.
1:48:35 Nilay Patel? Send seven minutes from now.
1:48:36 Speaker 07 It fixes the like, oh, you just texted me, and I'm gonna text you right back. But that like, seems weird. And then I'm gonna forget about it. And then never text you back.
1:48:44 Nilay Patel? Those are the only two options that exist.
1:48:46 Speaker 07 Yeah.
1:48:47 David Pierce? Honestly, I'm so glad you both just said that. Because this is my main problem as a person. Is I will read your message. And if I respond, if I am in the right headspace to respond to it, I'm very responsive, I'm ready. But if I do the thing where I put my phone down, we're done. It's I'm never, ever getting back to it. And I will just feel an increasing sense of guilt. Like, I could name you, right now, off the top of my head, 15 people I owe text messages to, who are never getting text messages from me.
1:49:13 Alex Cranz? Do you read them?
1:49:14 Nilay Patel? Name them now. This will be the greatest TikTok in brush chat history. Name the 15 people you know that you are supposed to text.
1:49:22 David Pierce? Under no circumstance. But all of them know who they are, which is the beauty of it.
1:49:28 David Pierce? And I'm just, it's-
1:49:29 Nilay Patel? Seven minutes, right. They should just add it as a default button. Send in seven minutes.
1:49:32 David Pierce? Yeah.
1:49:32 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
1:49:33 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:49:34 David Pierce? Send, but be cool.
1:49:35 Nilay Patel? Be cool about it.
1:49:37 Alex Cranz? Yeah.
1:49:39 Nilay Patel? This is like the swingers button. Uh, all right. It's, I can't believe I picked-
1:49:43 Alex Cranz? Hey, hey, Neelai, what are yours? What are your picks?
1:49:46 Nilay Patel? I picked one that I, I, I stand by.
1:49:48 Alex Cranz? Uh huh.
1:49:49 Nilay Patel? Which is phone mirror, phone mirroring.
1:49:51 David Pierce? Yep.
1:49:51 Alex Cranz? Yes.
1:49:52 Nilay Patel? And remote iOS access for, uh, grandparent tech support.
1:49:55 Alex Cranz? That's huge.
1:49:56 Nilay Patel? Game changers. Game changers all the way around. And that's it.
1:49:59 Alex Cranz? Yeah, no, no, you had one more. What was it?
1:50:01 Nilay Patel? At the time, I did not know what we were picking.
1:50:05 Alex Cranz? Mm-hmm.
1:50:05 Nilay Patel? I thought we were just picking some cool features. I did not know that I would create false conflict with David in the iPad segment. And I picked the calculator.
1:50:15 David Pierce? Okay, Neelai, I would like you, I would like you to do the following. I would like you to, right now, make the case that the calculator app is the missing thing on the iPad and the iPad is now perfect and complete. I would like you to make that case right now.
1:50:28 Nilay Patel? The problem with the iPad for the past 13 years has been its inability to do simple mathematics. I think, as we've all known. Uh, and now you can.
1:50:44 David Pierce? That was it. Uh, I do want to say quickly, just to pour one out for the app called Solver.
1:50:50 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:50:50 David Pierce? Uh, which is an awesome, very cool, very clever app where you can just like type out the math you're trying to do. Just like, the bill is $65, there's four of us, how much does everybody owe with a 20% tip? And it just answers your math questions like that. Apple just full Sherlock that app today.
1:51:06 Nilay Patel? No, because you would have to get out your iPad and start writing with a pencil at dinner? And I just don't, I don't think that's what's happening here.
1:51:16 David Pierce? You're like, oh, do you want to sign the check? And you're like, not yet. Hold on.
1:51:19 Nilay Patel? I've got a draw dinner.
1:51:22 Nilay Patel? How much, how much of the apps did you?
1:51:26 Nilay Patel? I agree that they took a lot of those ideas. But yeah, I don't, I think Solvers one, because it's an iPhone app, right?
1:51:32 David Pierce? Yeah. It's very good on the iPhone.
1:51:34 Nilay Patel? It's unbelievable. They're not adding any of these calculator features to the iPhone. It's like the iPhone and the iPad will never have the same calculator experience.
1:51:41 David Pierce? The, the epiphany that I had during the live blog today was that, uh, everybody desperately wants the iPad to become a Mac and what it actually is, is an iPhone with a stylus.
1:51:50 Alex Cranz? Yes.
1:51:52 David Pierce? And to the extent that that changes what you can do on it, Apple is like pushing really hard on that idea. That like, because there's a stylus, you can do new things. That's, that's the whole bent of the iPad right now.
1:52:02 Alex Cranz? When we get the folding phone, it's gonna be sick.
1:52:04 Speaker 07 When it folds.
1:52:05 David Pierce? Yeah, it may well be, but it is like, it is further and further away from being a Mac all the time.
1:52:10 Speaker 07 And then you can use your folding iPad on your computer, uh, because it will do iPhone mirroring.
1:52:19 David Pierce? And then you plug in your Vision Pro and you get a giant.
1:52:23 Speaker 07 Bringing it on again.
1:52:23 David Pierce? We fixed it.
1:52:25 Nilay Patel? I think I've never been more depressed about computers. After that entire sequence. What?
1:52:32 Nilay Patel? I, I actually think, uh, we saw a lot from Apple today, which indicates this company can actually have new ideas. Which is sort of not been the case for a minute. Right? Like they're like, we added theming to iOS for clients. Great.
1:52:46 Alex Cranz? Thank you.
1:52:47 Nilay Patel? Um, stuff that other platforms had forever, even though all these AI features are kind of the same. Like as everybody else, they've integrated into the operating system in better ways, have a better story to tell. Like, here's why it's useful as opposed to like, here's just the raw amount of compute that we can throw at a problem, which is basically how Google handles things. But I come back to this thing about the iPad and so they still don't know why they make this thing. They just don't know.
1:53:12 David Pierce? Yeah, it gets increasingly cool without ever getting.
1:53:16 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:53:16 David Pierce? More itself.
1:53:19 Nilay Patel? Yeah, I think that they make it because they sell them.
1:53:21 David Pierce? Yeah.
1:53:21 Nilay Patel? And that's kind of, and it's like they're, they need to kickstart that somehow.
1:53:26 Alex Cranz? Or do they? Because they sell them.
1:53:28 Nilay Patel? That's true. I think the, my bold prediction here is the iPhone thing is heading towards a touchscreen on a Mac. Because you put the iPhone's display in a Mac, there's but one thing people are gonna ask to start doing with it and start touching it.
1:53:42 David Pierce? Swipe.
1:53:42 Nilay Patel? Yeah.
1:53:43 David Pierce? I just want to swipe TikTok in a tiny window on my Mac.
1:53:46 Nilay Patel? I just want to respond to a Google notification directly on a mirrored iPhone window and immediately delete that message for no reason.
1:53:53 David Pierce? It's the future.
1:53:54 Nilay Patel? All right, is that it? Is that our show?
1:53:55 David Pierce? That's it.
1:53:57 Nilay Patel? Since six hours long, we have more. We're gonna go through all the betas that we're seeing.
1:54:02 David Pierce? Yep.
1:54:02 Nilay Patel? We'll run through additional features on Friday. But it says Monday.
1:54:06 David Pierce? It says Monday. For, yeah, for Friday's show, we're gonna do sort of a cleanup because like I said, there's been a ton of new stuff that we've seen if people have been installing the betas. We have a lot more white paper reading to do where so we're gonna do a like everything we didn't talk about thing on Friday's show. So if there is stuff we didn't talk about.
1:54:24 Nilay Patel? If you work in another company, don't make any news.
1:54:26 David Pierce? Yeah, oh, my God, please. Honestly, I'm begging.
1:54:29 Alex Cranz? Turn it off.
1:54:30 David Pierce? We have to talk about the stupid Xbox and we have to talk about this. So the show is done. No more news this week.
1:54:36 Nilay Patel? All right, that's it. Thank you for listening. Thank you, Allison, for joining us. We'll be back on Friday with more of this, which you love, and all the platforms you love the most. Well, that's it. That's where our chat's rocking.
1:54:51 David Pierce? And that's it for The Vergecast this week. Hey, we'd love to hear from you. Give us a call at 866VERGE11. The Vergecast is a production of The Verge and Vox Media Podcast Network. Our show is produced by Andrew Marino and Liam James. That's it. We'll see you next week.
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