GOING TO BONETOWN Ft. Vanilla Mace | Episode 207

The rumors are true team, Vanilla Mace has RETURNED!! In a historic episode (first guest ever to receive another round of Fun Facts), Drew and Vanilla talk about their current video game fixations, getting trolled by your dad online, going to prom with a blind date, brainrot sayings, Vanilla’s scathing Letterboxd review, begging for side bangs as a teen, and so much more. Vanilla IG: https://www.instagram.com/vanillamace/?hl=en Vanilla Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@vanillamace?lang=en Follow The Comment Section on IG! https://www.instagram.com/thecommentsection/?hl=en eBay is the place for pre-loved and vintage fashion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:31Speaker 01

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• 1:03Speaker 02

  Okay, this one says, "Is fucking done with all these fake assholes."

• 1:08Speaker 02

  March 3rd, 2010.

• 1:11Speaker 02

  I'm a freshman in high school, by the way. What was going on? I don't know, but somebody had me fucked up. I literally, like, somebody had me fucked up. Somebody had me so fucked up. Yeah, mind you, probably friends with them on Facebook.

• 1:27Drew Afualo?

  Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show, starring me, your fave, everybody knows me, who cares about me. Onto the guests today, we have a returning all-star, the very first all-star to have a second round of Fun Facts, the one, the only Vanilla Mace.

• 1:44Drew Afualo?

  Welcome back to the show.

• 1:45Speaker 02

  Oh, thank you for having me back. It's a pleasure to be here again.

• 1:48Drew Afualo?

  Hardly recognized you, new hairdo.

• 1:49Speaker 02

  New hair who this?

• 1:51Drew Afualo?

  New hair, new hair who this?

• 1:52Speaker 02

  Or the lack thereof of hair. But yes, new hair.

• 1:55Drew Afualo?

  I think you look so good with a buzz cut.

• 1:58Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:58Drew Afualo?

  And a blonde buzz cut at that.

• 1:59Speaker 02

  It's like my default. Like if I just like get sick of my hair, I'm like, this is my default. Like whatever, fuck it, just.

• 2:05Drew Afualo?

  It always looks good.

• 2:05Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 2:06Drew Afualo?

  And you have to have a real face card. I told you that last time to clear a buzz cut.

• 2:10Speaker 02

  Really? Thank you.

• 2:11Drew Afualo?

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• 2:54Speaker 02

  Well, you want to know what? And they took that comment and they ran it into the ground.

• 3:00Drew Afualo?

  Which is something they love to do.

• 3:01Speaker 02

  Still to this day, people are like, I know you hate your hair, but I love it.

• 3:04Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, the comment. I bet she really hates her hair. I don't know that girl, but I bet she really hates her hair. Yeah, like they write it in third person all of a sudden.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:12Drew Afualo?

  I, not even kidding, I, I told my sister this when I saw you write to someone who commented on one of your videos. They wrote that again.

• 3:19Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:19Drew Afualo?

  I know you probably got, you probably hate your hair, but I love it. And then you wrote, let's, let's retire this one.

• 3:24Speaker 02

  I was like, let's just, because at this point I was like, guys, like.

• 3:28Drew Afualo?

  When you said that, I felt.

• 3:30Speaker 02

  That's a new material.

• 3:30Drew Afualo?

  Listen, I felt seen and represented. Cause that's how I feel about the pot of greed shit. I've, I've said it so many fucking times. I've like, it's not funny anymore.

• 3:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:39Drew Afualo?

  It's not funny anymore. Like, do you remember this when people used to go, you killed it? No, you killed it. You killed the joke. Like you killed it. That's how I feel. I'm like, you killed it.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  You killed it. Meeting a friggin' dead horse. Like it was, it was funny and now y'all just ran it into the ground.

• 3:51Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and also like, I know how funny it was. I said it.

• 3:55Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. Yes, exactly, exactly. You're like, I knew it was funny. That's why I said it out loud. Like, that's why I brought it up. And yes, I know exactly. I know exactly what you mean.

• 4:04Drew Afualo?

  But speaking of your hair, looks fab.

• 4:06Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 4:06Drew Afualo?

  Hopefully no one comments that again, but they probably will.

• 4:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, oh, they will. They already will.

• 4:09Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, anything to get a viral comment.

• 4:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, anything, yeah.

• 4:12Drew Afualo?

  Especially one of your videos.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  Yeah. You know what the new, like the, um, I love supporting small creators. It's like when they see your video and it has like one like, I'm like. Like things like that. I'm like, guys, let's have a little bit of like creativity here. What happened to creativity?

• 4:26Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, let's like, let's really cook. Sit on it, let's think. I really do think it's like a parroting thing. I think TikTok has made it even more prevalent. There's so many versions of it, but when they're drags I made up about myself, it's kind of like.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  It's like, okay, okay. Like next, next, yeah, next boring yawning, like literally, yeah.

• 4:48Drew Afualo?

  Well, after a while, I start to take it personally. I'm like.

• 4:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm like, well, I could say mean things about me, but like you can't. I'm like, wait, wait, but when you do it, it's no, I don't know how I feel about that.

• 4:59Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, not loving that.

• 5:02Drew Afualo?

  But other than, other than hair, how have you been?

• 5:04Speaker 02

  I've been great. I've been great, yeah. Yeah, New Year's been pretty good so far. No complaints. Yeah, just been chilling.

• 5:11Drew Afualo?

  What'd you do for New Year's? Like New Year's Eve?

• 5:14Speaker 02

  What the hell did I, oh my god, what did I do for New Year's Eve? I like can't remember anything. Like I literally, I'm like, what did I do today? Like I don't, New Year's Eve, okay, New Year's Eve. Well, I need to like, this is bad. I need to go in my photos. Like this is higher membership. I'm like, the fuck did I do on New Year's Eve? I have that too. So bad.

• 5:31Drew Afualo?

  I know. I, sometimes I'm like, wow, who said that? And they're like, you.

• 5:34Speaker 02

  You did.

• 5:36Drew Afualo?

  Me?

• 5:36Speaker 02

  Now I'm back. Okay, that's Halloween. Okay, pass that.

• 5:42Speaker 02

  New Year's Eve. I know I'm gonna look at it and be like, oh my god, this is duh.

• 5:49Speaker 02

  Clearly wasn't. I'm like. Lame ass New Year's Eve, okay? Okay, wait, oh, okay, I'm remembering. I went to Dom and Maya's. I went to Dom and Maya's. Yes, I went to.

• 6:03Speaker 02

  I went to Dom and Maya's, um, and they, uh, yeah, they had a little thing. But that was really it. So it was just like a little cute house party and then I was home by like one in the morning, so.

• 6:12Drew Afualo?

  Oh, that's nice. I was in Ireland for.

• 6:16Speaker 02

  How was that?

• 6:16Drew Afualo?

  It was cool. It was, it was nothing like. Too um outside my comfort zone, which was nice, but like traveling internationally is already very like

• 6:25Speaker 02

  Ooh, yeah.

• 6:26Drew Afualo?

  I get so cagey about that, especially going to like predominantly white countries.

• 6:30Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 6:31Drew Afualo?

  Um and countries that are like I've never been to before. So we took our friends Alex and Steven, they also joined us on our trip to Ireland. And I always like to have at least one white in my corner.

• 6:41Speaker 02

  Right.

• 6:42Drew Afualo?

  At least one. When you go to another country, you need at least one.

• 6:44Speaker 02

  It's important, yeah.

• 6:45Drew Afualo?

  To speak for the group.

• 6:46Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 6:46Drew Afualo?

  Just in case, I don't know.

• 6:47Speaker 02

  I mean, you never know.

• 6:48Drew Afualo?

  I don't know what type of shit y'all are on over there, so I gotta just make sure.

• 6:50Speaker 02

  Just to be safe.

• 6:51Drew Afualo?

  Like my first time going to Paris, we took Alex and I was like, well, I need one white to like lead the pack.

• 6:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:56Drew Afualo?

  And turns out it was essential in Paris, because they are very racist.

• 6:59Speaker 02

  I've heard that, yeah. But I've heard, and you would think Ireland is, but I've heard it's actually pretty chill over there, no? Yeah, okay, okay.

• 7:06Drew Afualo?

  They were so wonderful, everybody was so sweet.

• 7:07Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:08Drew Afualo?

  Nobody was weird, which was grateful.

• 7:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, but Paris I've heard is a little...

• 7:11Drew Afualo?

  Ooh.

• 7:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:13Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, side eye. Beautiful city, horrible vibes sometimes.

• 7:17Speaker 02

  The people are just kinda nasty.

• 7:18Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, yeah, but it looks stunning there. Looks beautiful, gorgeous, amazing.

• 7:22Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:23Drew Afualo?

  Well, I'm glad you had a somewhat memorable New Year's.

• 7:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm like, literally, it's so bad. I'm like, my memory these days has been so shy. It's really, I don't know what's going on.

• 7:31Drew Afualo?

  You know what's funny is I, I was comparing this the other day with one of my friends. I was telling them how this industry like doing, now having done this for going on like five, six years now, like at this point, it starts to feel like military time. You know like when people go into the military, all of a sudden they get married and they get a Dodge Charger?

• 7:48Speaker 02

  I mean, like literally, like, that's the, yeah.

• 7:50Drew Afualo?

  And a Belgian Malinois dog, like they just get those three things right in a row.

• 7:54Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 7:54Drew Afualo?

  And like I, it's cause like they say time moves so much faster when you're in the military. That's how I feel doing this.

• 8:01Speaker 02

  I literally like-

• 8:02Drew Afualo?

  Each month is seven years.

• 8:04Speaker 02

  Literally when I came on the show, like that was like almost a year ago, kind of ish, and I'm like, what the fuck? Like that, I'm like, how? Like, I don't know, like, time is just an illusion, it's so scary.

• 8:15Drew Afualo?

  It feels like the longest time ever that you've been doing it, but also the fastest, like it goes by so fucking fast.

• 8:21Speaker 02

  Exactly, yeah.

• 8:22Drew Afualo?

  I really do think that's why we bond to each other so quickly, like as when you make friends in this industry. Like you like are like, oh my god, I would literally fucking die for you. And I really do believe it, and I think it's cause time moves so much faster.

• 8:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, and like you get it, no, exactly.

• 8:37Drew Afualo?

  Everything feels much more intense in this. I feel like it's and I, I was thinking about that too, because I was like, when I text you if you wanted to come on again. And we were texting, I was like, yeah, sometimes I was like, I watch edits of you on TikTok like you're my husband away at war. I'm like, oh, when will he return from war?

• 8:52Speaker 02

  You're like, ah, is it, you can't just like text me like literally, I'm like, shit, why not? Like, oh, God, when will she like?

• 8:57Drew Afualo?

  I know, I'm watching it like I'm longing and staring out a window like Princess Fiona. Like, I'm literally like, oh, when will she come back? Me just texting you and asking you to come back.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  That was, that was me that you posted a video that was like you trying on the dress, like in your closet, the white dress. And you were like, imagine that. I was like, watching this like we're on FaceTime. Literally, I was like, like, I was so giddy over that. Like, I don't know. So I was like, wait, I kind of do the same thing, too.

• 9:21Drew Afualo?

  But I love, I love watching edits of you. I watch them all the time. Like, I have no idea who you are. I'm like, and you know what I'm doing?

• 9:25Speaker 02

  This girl, she's great.

• 9:27Drew Afualo?

  I'm giving each one of like, literally a lot of things on my For You page sometimes is like vanilla edits. Like, it's literally just you.

• 9:33Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 9:34Drew Afualo?

  Stitched together. And you are a busy girl. You're doing all kinds of things.

• 9:37Speaker 02

  I am like, yeah, but it's all like silly.

• 9:39Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's the funniest things.

• 9:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, and, and those, let me say, the clippers, like the people who make the clips, they don't waste any time. I will have done something or said something and I'll like be on stream.

• 9:51Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 9:52Speaker 02

  And I will have said something silly or whatever. And I'll be like, all right, I gotta go to the bathroom, I'll be right back. And I'm like, I'll go take a piss. And I like go scroll on TikTok for two seconds while I'm peeing, mind you, still live. And there's already the clip of me. I'm like, what the fuck? Like, I'm like, that happened 10 minutes ago.

• 10:05Drew Afualo?

  They're moving at lightning pace.

• 10:07Speaker 02

  Lightning. It's insane. Honestly, I'm like, I really applaud this. I really do.

• 10:11Drew Afualo?

  I, I hate, I hate bringing up your own clips to you, but obviously I do want to talk about it with you.

• 10:16Speaker 02

  No, please.

• 10:17Drew Afualo?

  The clip of you talking about.

• 10:21Speaker 02

  Like, I don't even know where, there's so many things that could be.

• 10:25Drew Afualo?

  Well, first you prefaced it by going, Mom, if you're watching, stop. And then you're talking about holding the headboard, sitting on someone's face, and then a finger all of a sudden. My head's on euphoria, I'm experiencing it. What is this finger up my butt?

• 10:39Speaker 02

  Descending to heaven, like, literally. And I, and you want to know what? And that's what, okay. So when I went into very grave detail with that story as well. And of course, I did tell my mom, please just mute it.

• 10:50Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 10:51Speaker 02

  And of course she didn't. And then I get a text from her, I get a paragraph text from her and she's like, you know what? Like, Em, you really need to stop. She was like, you really need to, like, enough with the vulgar jokes.

• 11:01Drew Afualo?

  Hey, let's tempt this, yeah.

• 11:02Speaker 02

  She was like, there's young people out there that look up to you.

• 11:06Speaker 02

  I was like, I was like, okay, and they should get a finger up their ass one of these days.

• 11:10Drew Afualo?

  Okay, yeah, a bitch can't have an euphoric feeling.

• 11:12Speaker 02

  Like, damn, like, I can't have an euphoric feeling.

• 11:14Drew Afualo?

  Oh, I can't experience Nirvana?

• 11:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, right.

• 11:16Drew Afualo?

  I'm not allowed to?

• 11:17Speaker 02

  Right, no, exactly. And I'm just like, Mom, you just don't get it. It's like, you don't understand.

• 11:21Drew Afualo?

  Sounds like someone needs a finger up their butt.

• 11:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, literally. I'm like, no, for real. I'm like, maybe you should try it sometime. Like, I don't know, like.

• 11:27Drew Afualo?

  Sorry, I don't know what to tell you, I'm young in turn.

• 11:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, sorry, like, literally, but, I know, and I'm like, hey, I can't, you can't say I didn't warn you. You can't say I didn't warn you, I'm sorry.

• 11:36Drew Afualo?

  Girl, I did give you a heads up.

• 11:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:37Drew Afualo?

  And of course she's not going to, because curiosity is going to get the better of her.

• 11:40Speaker 02

  Yes, of course, of course. And I'm like, you know me by now. I'm like, you know, like, you've seen this, you've heard. She watches everything I do, everything I do, like, literally. It's, and I won't even tell her to watch it. It'll, she'll just find it, you know, like this, she's gonna find, like, she's gonna watch it, like, and so.

• 11:54Drew Afualo?

  The same way I'm consuming you at the same time?

• 11:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:56Drew Afualo?

  You and your mom watching the same edits of you.

• 11:58Speaker 02

  I'm like, girl, how are you even, and it's so funny, because she doesn't, like, do social media. She has, like, a TikTok, but I don't even know if she has a TikTok. I think she just has the app on her phone. Like, I don't even think she's logged in.

• 12:07Drew Afualo?

  No, yeah.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  She has no Facebook, Instagram, like, none of that. So she doesn't know how to work any of that. So I'm just like, girl, how are you even, like, figuring out how to fi- I don't know, but, props to her, I guess.

• 12:16Drew Afualo?

  How did you find me?

• 12:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm literally, I'm like, what?

• 12:20Drew Afualo?

  Well, another thing I loved watching you do is go to your first hockey game, or a hockey game. I don't know if it was your first one.

• 12:25Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 12:25Drew Afualo?

  How was it?

• 12:26Speaker 02

  Oh my god, it was so much fun. It was so much fun. I went to one, um, when I was way younger, in like, high school. I went to a Rangers game in New York. Um, but this game, it was the Ducks versus the Rangers, which I was like, okay, still Rangers, cool. And it was, yeah, in Anaheim. And I was like, thinking, I'm like, okay, it's like, Anaheim, so I'm like, it's not gonna be like that crazy. Like, I thought the budget wasn't gonna be there. I'm like, cause no offense, sorry to any Ducks fans out there.

• 12:53Drew Afualo?

  Sorry to Anaheim.

• 12:54Speaker 02

  Literally, I was like, sorry to any, I was like, I didn't think like y'all would have the budget that the Rangers would have.

• 12:57Drew Afualo?

  Did you go to the Honda Center?

• 12:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, and then also, once we got there, they were like, oh, it's the Honda Center. I'm like, oh, wait, okay, so this might be, I was like, wait, so this might be like, and it was, it was so much fun. They definitely had a little bit of budget there. And they had all the cool, like, you know.

• 13:11Drew Afualo?

  The graphics and everything, the lights.

• 13:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, the graphics, like, all like, projecting it onto the ice and shit. I was like, I don't know why I thought it was gonna be like rinky dink as, I don't know why I thought it was gonna be like, a freaking like, high school, like, hockey game. I was like, yeah, it's not gonna be that crazy, but it was so fun. It was so much, yeah.

• 13:26Drew Afualo?

  Because you are a big heated rivalry fan.

• 13:28Speaker 02

  Very big heated rivalry fan, absolutely.

• 13:30Drew Afualo?

  Do you have like a fave on heated rivalry? Character? Person, whatever.

• 13:35Speaker 02

  I just love Shane, I, yeah, I just love him. He's just so sweetie pie, like, I really do. I just resonate with him.

• 13:40Drew Afualo?

  And that's the Canadian one?

• 13:42Speaker 02

  Yes, that's the Canadian one, yes.

• 13:43Drew Afualo?

  And then the Russians one, his name is?

• 13:45Speaker 02

  Ilya.

• 13:46Drew Afualo?

  Perfect.

• 13:47Speaker 02

  But honestly, and so I, like, I did the first watch through, and I was like, wait, this show's fucking amazing. And then, of course, after, you know, I was watching the show, I'm getting all these edits and all these, like, just more info about it. And, and like, watching the show, I just thought it was so incredible and amazing, but then, learning, like, how short, like, they filmed the whole thing in like thirty days. Like, they had like, no budget, like, they found out like, a month before that they had both got the parts. Ilya didn't know, well, Connors is his real name, but he didn't know any Russian at all. He did like Russian lessons every single day, like, and his Russian is like, great, like, I don't wanna speak Russian, but people who speak Russian, they were like, hey, he, like, he sounds really freaking good.

• 14:29Speaker 02

  Like, his inflection's really good, and so, it's just so impressive to like, see what they did with like, not a crazy budget and like, little time, so.

• 14:37Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, totally.

• 14:38Speaker 02

  So cool, yeah.

• 14:40Drew Afualo?

  I haven't, again, like, everybody on the show knows, I haven't ventured yet. I'm just like, I, sometimes I, like, when it comes to things I really, really love, or like, enjoy watching, I have to prepare.

• 14:51Speaker 02

  And that's so real.

• 14:52Drew Afualo?

  I have to like, board the windows, low key, because that's all I'm gonna think about, and that's all I'm gonna wanna consume.

• 14:56Speaker 02

  I promise you, that's gonna be you. And I'm not one, like, see, that's where it got a little scary for me, because like, I was never one, like, I wasn't like a One Direction stan. Like, I was never like, big into like, any sort of like, stan culture back in the day, but now, I'm like, I see you and I hear you. Like to all the stan girlies out there, I'm like, I, I literally, I'm like, I see, I'm like, I see you and I understand now. Because I'm like, wow, this is what it feels like. Like, I go to bed, like, and I'm like, I'm thinking about them. Like, I wake up, I'm thinking about them. No, but it's just like, it's, it's insane.

• 15:29Drew Afualo?

  Literally finger up the butt.

• 15:30Speaker 02

  Literally, it's insane. Like, finger up the fucking, and then on Christmas Day, like, the episode, I'm like, and we're gonna watch it on Christmas Day when it comes out, the fucking, like, the, the final episode. It was just, honestly, it's magic. It's really, it's magical. You do need to prepare.

• 15:44Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, that's why I've been, like, mentally preparing. I'm like, when I do venture, I'm gonna have to make sure that none of my work suffers. Because, like, that is what happens to me. That's why I'm with video games, too. Like, I had, um, I just finished playing Ghost of Yote.

• 15:59Speaker 02

  Oh, I heard it's so good.

• 16:00Drew Afualo?

  Oh, bitch, it's crazy good. It's so good. And it's, honestly, I think you would love to play it on stream, if you ever did play it on, I think you would have a lot of fun. It is, like, very gory, too, but the storyline is tea, like, the storyline's tea. But I had that game for months. And then I was like, I need to wait, like, because then all I think about is doing it all fucking day. And then when I finally hit, like, my, I call it my Christmas break, like, when I'm, like, finally not working at all for, like, a week or two, I literally, the minute I woke up, I was like, and I'm going to play that game. And I played for 12 hours straight.

• 16:36Speaker 02

  And it's so real.

• 16:37Drew Afualo?

  And I take breaks to eat and shit, and then I go back to playing. I go to sleep thinking about it, I wake up thinking about it, excited to play it again.

• 16:44Speaker 02

  I love that.

• 16:44Drew Afualo?

  I fear that's what's gonna happen to me.

• 16:46Speaker 02

  It is, it is what's gonna happen.

• 16:48Drew Afualo?

  So I'm gonna, and I see the edits. I'm seeing all the edits for heated rivalry. I feel like I know almost the entire storyline, because I never really care about spoilers.

• 16:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:55Drew Afualo?

  So I let people tell me spoilers all the time.

• 16:57Speaker 02

  So you're like, yeah, but when, it's still, exactly, like, even if you do know, like, a little bit of what's going on, it's still gonna be, like, an experience when you're watching it happen.

• 17:05Drew Afualo?

  Well, I'm boarding my windows as we speak.

• 17:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, but I am kinda like, with, with video games, I get like that, too. I'm like that with, uh, Marvel Rivals. I'm like that with, right?

• 17:13Drew Afualo?

  That's right, you told me.

• 17:14Speaker 02

  And it's literally, it's like, but I do it in a way where I'm like, I just, like, I need a hit. I'm like, I just need, I just need one game. Like, literally, I'm like, I get on, I'm like, I just need, I just need one match.

• 17:22Drew Afualo?

  Just give me one.

• 17:23Speaker 02

  I'm like, just give me one. Like, I play at least one match a day, and the matches, like, they're like twenty minute long games usually, so I'm like, alright, I just need one. And then I play my one, and I'm just like, alright, I'm good, I'm good. Like, so that's it, and that's all I need, I'm like, just give me.

• 17:34Drew Afualo?

  Just a little one or two hits, and then I'm good, then I'm good, scratch that itch.

• 17:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, and that's it.

• 17:40Drew Afualo?

  I had never heard of Marvel Rivals till you told me about it, when you came to my house, yeah, and you told me about it, and then you were like, but I just like to run around and heal people.

• 17:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's my favorite part. No, that's literally me. I'm like, and I'm just in the back healing. I'm like, you need, you got, like, I got you, I got you, I got you, everyone's healed, we're all good, yeah. And it's, yeah, and it's funny too, because I'm just like, there's so many characters to play, but I'm like, I literally pick the same, like, three characters, and I have them like maxed the fuck out.

• 18:03Drew Afualo?

  For all, for all of my, like, games ever, I always pick, like, ones where you have multiple people you can pick, like Mario Kart. Who are you in Mario Kart?

• 18:11Speaker 02

  Shy Guy. I like Shy Guy.

• 18:12Drew Afualo?

  See, so is my man.

• 18:13Speaker 02

  Really?

• 18:14Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, he's also.

• 18:15Speaker 02

  I love Shy Guy. I just, yeah, he's just so sweet.

• 18:17Drew Afualo?

  I'm Toad.

• 18:17Speaker 02

  Toad, okay.

• 18:18Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I feel like, um, my sister's Dry Bones, which I think is obvious, she's a lesbian.

• 18:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, my, what does that mean, my brother? My brother, my brother used to always pick Dry Bones when you, we used to play, when we were younger.

• 18:28Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, my sister picked Dry Bones, and then when we would play, like, as a family, because we love that game, and we'll play for hours as a family, but like, my sister, whenever she would have something to throw at someone else, she'd be like, who's ready to go to Bone Town? She'd say it every time.

• 18:46Speaker 02

  I love that, you're like, okay, like, hit me, I guess.

• 18:50Drew Afualo?

  Who's ready to go to Bone Town? But she would just say it, like, when she had, like, a fucking blue shell or something, and be like, just vote, just vote.

• 18:57Speaker 02

  Fucking vote.

• 18:58Drew Afualo?

  Just throw it, just throw it.

• 19:00Speaker 02

  Oh my god, have you, I haven't played the new one, you've played the new one on the Switch too?

• 19:03Drew Afualo?

  No, I haven't played the new one.

• 19:04Speaker 02

  I heard it's insane.

• 19:05Drew Afualo?

  That's what my sister said, she said that one's way more fun, which I was like, tain't.

• 19:09Speaker 02

  I know, I need to try that out, and just see what, see what it's talking about.

• 19:11Drew Afualo?

  I did get a Switch, a new Switch though, for Christmas, because my last Switch got stolen, R.I.P., off, off the plane.

• 19:18Speaker 02

  Are you serious?

• 19:19Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I left it on, um, JetBlue, first of all, um, not gonna point fingers, but it was JetBlue. I put them, like, they have this, like, compartment thing, that's like a net, so I put that in my Kindle in there, and I literally only had one singular game on my Switch, and it was Tiny Bookshop. Have you ever played that game?

• 19:36Speaker 02

  I started playing that because of your sister because we were talking about it. We were talking about it at your house and I literally downloaded it like a few days later and I always play it at night. I always play it at night and they're like, I'm looking for a book that's like, and mind you, I'm like, I'm the worst. I'm like, bitch, I don't even know what fiction means. Like literally, I'm like, uh, fucking, I'm like, here, take this one, take Hamlet. I'm like, take Hamlet and they're, and they get mad. You know when they get mad and like the swiggles, they're like, ah, this is what I was looking for. I'm like, whatever, bro, I'm fucking, I'm so bad at it.

• 20:04Drew Afualo?

  Whatever, you want the book or not?

• 20:04Speaker 02

  I'm like, you're haggling with them. You're in my damn bookshop, you're in my tiny bookshop right now. No, but it's so cute, it's such a cute game.

• 20:11Drew Afualo?

  I loved that fucking game. I played for so long, I had four bookshelves.

• 20:16Speaker 02

  Oh, you were like, yeah.

• 20:17Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, the shit was hard. Like, I literally posted about it. I said, I literally had four bookshelves. Well, first of all, when it got stolen, I left the plane without taking them out of the net.

• 20:26Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:26Drew Afualo?

  But I remembered as I walked off the plane. So by the time I got to baggage claim to go tell lost and found, it was about 20 minutes.

• 20:33Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 20:33Drew Afualo?

  And the lady was like, oh yeah, we could probably just bring them right down because you guys just deplane. And I was like, perfect. And so we're waiting for our luggage and then she sends a guy, first of all, sends a man to go retrieve it. When you ask a man to go look, just fucking forget it.

• 20:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, literally forget it.

• 20:48Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, let him say he didn't find anything and then send a bitch in there.

• 20:51Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:52Drew Afualo?

  And so then he comes back, I didn't find anything. And then I was like, it's in there, I know it's in there. Unless someone who's cleaning the plane took it, I know it's in there. And she was like, well, I'm gonna send my coworker, who was a girl. So she went and she's like, all I found was the Kindle. And I was like, so that guy probably took my fucking switch. And I posted about it because I was, I literally cried about it because I was so angry. And then, because it just feels mean to steal shit. I was like, why would you do that? Why would you take that? There's only one game on there and the switch is like five years old. So I literally said, at least take care of my bookshop, fuck.

• 21:21Speaker 02

  No, like, can you at least do that? Can you promise me that? Like, take care of my book.

• 21:26Drew Afualo?

  At least.

• 21:27Speaker 02

  I'm sitting on your deathbed, you're like, can you please promise me?

• 21:30Drew Afualo?

  You'll look after my bookshop.

• 21:32Speaker 02

  But then also too, that's, that's more sketchy because it's like, cuz the Kindle was there.

• 21:37Drew Afualo?

  That's what I said.

• 21:38Speaker 02

  If they had really found nothing, then whatever, but it's like, but then the girl goes in and she finds the Kindle.

• 21:42Drew Afualo?

  Minutes apart, mind you.

• 21:44Speaker 02

  He doesn't wanna read.

• 21:45Drew Afualo?

  No, I know you don't wanna read.

• 21:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, so.

• 21:47Drew Afualo?

  And yeah, my Kindle cover does have the word smut written all over it in a million different fonts. So.

• 21:52Speaker 02

  So what?

• 21:53Drew Afualo?

  And I had to describe that to the JetBlue lady. Yeah, yeah, I went through enough that night.

• 21:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, so this is what it says on it.

• 21:59Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and when I posted about it, I was like, at least take care of my bookshop. Like, I literally put it in my Instagram story cuz I'm so annoyed about it. And I said, I had four bookshelves. And someone DM'd me and was like, four? How fucking long have you been playing that thing?

• 22:11Speaker 02

  I've been playing it for like, I think, I've put a good amount of hours in there and I, and I got one with the mini bookshop. I got like, the big one and then like, a mini bookshop.

• 22:18Drew Afualo?

  I had the big one and the little one. I had that one for months. And then I had, now I had, well, not anymore. I had three big ones, one little one.

• 22:27Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 22:27Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, girl. I was like, you, I was, do you have any idea how long I had to sell books for? To get those? Oh, god. It was devastating.

• 22:36Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 22:37Drew Afualo?

  But I do love that game. And I got a Switch for Christmas. My man got me a new Switch, which is funny cuz I also got him one for Christmas, which we didn't know. Like, I got him the big one and he got me the, the light.

• 22:47Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 22:47Drew Afualo?

  And I was like, a lot of people were telling me you could probably log into your Nintendo account and then just, it will just upload Tiny Bookshop. And I was like, oh my god, perfect. So I did that with my new Switch. And then I went on there, it says, you have to have the old Switch and like, almost like, touch them. And I was like, no.

• 23:05Speaker 02

  That's so upsetting.

• 23:07Drew Afualo?

  I was like, I'm not playing it again. I was like, I'm not re-earning all of that shit, I'm not.

• 23:11Speaker 02

  No, no. I can't do it. You can't fucking make me do it. No. No, that's too much. That's, it's a lot, like.

• 23:16Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. I was, I agree. I was on good pizza, great pizza for a long time. That's a real fun, little cozy, mindless one. Or good coffee, great coffee, that was also a good one.

• 23:25Speaker 02

  I did that one on my iPad at one point. I was like, I like, I was into like, an iPad game at one point.

• 23:30Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, you know what? It's funny cuz I recently got an iPad for the first time last year. And I was for a while, I was kinda like, this is cool. Like, it felt almost like, damn, like, do I need more electronics? But then I started really using my iPad recently and I was like, I think I'm an iPad girl.

• 23:46Speaker 02

  Really? I need to get back into it. Cause when I first got it, I was like with the pencil. I was like, okay, like, but now I'm like, I don't fucking touch it. Like I ha- I have not charged that. Like, that thing has not been turned on.

• 23:55Drew Afualo?

  That's how I felt about it when I first got it. And I was kinda like, hmm, I don't know. Cause a lot of girls were like, it's just me and my iPad against the world. And then like, obviously Alex loves her iPad. She brings it everywhere. And I started bringing my iPad everywhere and now I can play my shows wherever I go.

• 24:11Speaker 02

  That's convenient.

• 24:12Drew Afualo?

  Kinda like, hmm. And then I started using Pinterest. Are you on Pinterest?

• 24:17Speaker 02

  Um, I'll use it like once in a blue moon to like look for something.

• 24:21Drew Afualo?

  That's how I've always been with Pinterest. I've never really gotten into it, but now that I'm planning my wedding, I've like been all up in that shit.

• 24:27Speaker 02

  Absolutely. Okay. That's like the perfect time to be all up in there.

• 24:30Drew Afualo?

  And I was like making boards on my iPad with Pinterest and I was like, this is.

• 24:34Speaker 02

  That is fun. Yeah. No, that is like, that's just peak of girlhood right there. Like that really is like.

• 24:40Drew Afualo?

  The girls are on to something with Pinterest. So I was like, this is honestly kinda D. I'm having a blast doing this.

• 24:45Speaker 02

  Just like save that to the board. Like, yeah, no, literally. That's so fun.

• 24:49Drew Afualo?

  Pinning things I'll never do and never use. Sometimes I'll go back and look at my pins and I'm like, why would I pin that?

• 24:55Speaker 02

  I still have some from when I was like really young, like a tattoo board when I was like 16. I'm like, oh my God, thank God I did not do some of these. Like, like holy shit. Like, some of them are so bad. And I'm, and like, these were like, uh, literally, I'm like, these are ones that I was like, fully planning on getting if I ever had the money to. I'm like, thank God. I was broke as fuck. I'm like, thank God.

• 25:04Drew Afualo?

  Thank God I had no access to them. That's how I was too, when I logged into my Pinterest for the first time, literally last year. I think I had it in like.

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• 25:58Drew Afualo?

  2015 was like the first time I ever got one, never really used it. I think I used it like five times total. But when I was looking at some of the boards I made, I said.

• 26:07Speaker 02

  You're like, who was this?

• 26:09Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, like one of them was called, oh my god, I can't even remember what I named it. I named shit so weird and cringe, like, well, one of them was called FAT in all caps and I don't encourage that. I'm just telling you, that was one of them and it was a lot of recipes. I don't know why I did that.

• 26:23Speaker 02

  Right. You're like, I'm just telling you what it was.

• 26:25Drew Afualo?

  I'm just being honest. But then like one of them was called like silly things or something and it was just a bunch of like quotes from like different TV shows. Like it was almost like I was using it like Tumblr or like how Tumblr was back in the day. But it were like cringey ass quotes from like movies and shit. I can't even remember one specifically, probably on purpose, because it was so humiliating. But I was like looking at it and I was like, oh my god, good thing I logged into this and I'm deleting all of this.

• 26:51Speaker 02

  It's gone forever, like into the ether.

• 26:54Drew Afualo?

  It's mostly just cringe. When I was like, were you on Facebook like back in the day? Wait, how old are you again?

• 26:58Speaker 02

  Twenty-nine.

• 26:59Drew Afualo?

  Okay, yeah, so you're close to my age. I'm thirty. So when I was like, when we were like high school, do you remember how people would post statuses or like Facebook statuses and they would be like, like this and I'll say something, one truth about you.

• 27:12Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, oh my god, absolutely.

• 27:14Drew Afualo?

  Girl, I used to do those all the fucking time.

• 27:17Speaker 02

  Like as soon, like every night, like every day when you get home from school, you're like, alright, like for a TBH.

• 27:23Speaker 02

  Literally like, like for a TBH, like.

• 27:25Drew Afualo?

  And like some of my oldest, like I would sometimes take tweets and make them Facebook statuses. I can think of one right now that literally makes me like, it makes me want to rip my eyelids off and I'm being vulnerable, so I don't want to hear it.

• 27:40Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 27:40Drew Afualo?

  But one of them, I literally put, I'm like getting nervous. I'm like, I feel like my lip is sweating because I'm getting nervous. But it was literally the word FLIR in all caps, but then each capital letter was in parentheses. Kind of like realize, realize, realize. Yeah, but it was like.

• 27:59Drew Afualo?

  It's obviously the spell's out FLIR, but instead of that, it's like, forget, oh yeah, it's forget love, I'd rather tease. That's what it is.

• 28:09Drew Afualo?

  It's like Ah!

• 28:12Speaker 02

  Oh wow!

• 28:14Drew Afualo?

  I felt a chill go down my spine.

• 28:16Speaker 02

  No, that's beautiful.

• 28:17Drew Afualo?

  Reliving it, me just putting it as if I came up with it.

• 28:20Speaker 02

  Like, and you're just like, oh, copy and paste. You're like, boom, and send that to the wall. Like, you're like, and post it on my wall.

• 28:25Drew Afualo?

  And post that on my wall.

• 28:27Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 28:27Drew Afualo?

  I literally went through a phase where I was like going back and looking just for fun. It was like during covid and I was like going back and looking just to see the amount of things like that I would post on like a daily basis. Like, it's the most like, people are like, oh my god, I was so awful and offensive. And I'm sure I was at one point when I was a kid, but like, most of it was just the cringiest.

• 28:49Speaker 02

  The cringe of it all.

• 28:50Drew Afualo?

  Oh my god, it was the most like...

• 28:52Speaker 02

  I have some bad ones too. Cause you know, okay, so on Facebook where it's like today on this day, like fucking twenty years ago, whatever. But like, the way that I used to type was what really scared me. Like, I, I would do like, let me, like, I know I got some screenshots and you're like, I would do like, sometimes when I would type I, I would do two Is lowercase. The fuck? Cause I thought it looked cute.

• 29:18Drew Afualo?

  I would do that.

• 29:19Speaker 02

  Cause I thought it looked cute and I'm like, what the fu- like, it was just, and then sometimes I would like capitalize like random, like, I'm like, what are we doing?

• 29:26Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, it's like every other, you're like trying to tart it up, cause there was no real emojis or anything.

• 29:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, exactly. We were all using like just random little like...

• 29:34Drew Afualo?

  Or code, like, like how they used to do on MySpace.

• 29:37Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 29:38Drew Afualo?

  To change the font, or whatever, like.

• 29:40Speaker 02

  Like...

• 29:40Drew Afualo?

  You had to get real creative.

• 29:41Speaker 02

  So, yeah, very creative.

• 29:42Drew Afualo?

  To express yourself.

• 29:43Speaker 02

  And I, and I would just, literally, I would just post anything that was going on in my brain. Like, just the, it would just be like bored. Like, I literally went, like, I would just post my, like, it would just be like bored.

• 29:53Drew Afualo?

  You know what's funny too is, I screenshot a few of these because every time I would write something cringy like that. Or I would write like bored, just had a Coke Zero or like shit like that.

• 30:05Speaker 02

  Like, literally.

• 30:06Drew Afualo?

  Like, anytime I, any thought, any like passing, it was almost like stream of consciousness is what I would post. For some reason, my dad went through a phase where he would comment on every status of mine and he would write shit, cause I would go crazy in the summer, cause I'd have no school. And my dad would write shit like, "Hope those chores are done." Like shit like that on my, and I would literally be like, "Dad!"

• 30:27Speaker 02

  You're like, "Dad, you're fucking embarrassing me."

• 30:29Drew Afualo?

  Dad, if the hoes are gonna see this.

• 30:31Speaker 02

  Literally like, "Fuck the hoes, bro."

• 30:33Drew Afualo?

  The hoes are watching me! I literally was like, "Stop." I literally had to have a talk with my dad. I was like, "You need to stop bullying me on Facebook."

• 30:40Speaker 02

  You're like, "This is really embarrassing."

• 30:41Drew Afualo?

  But my dad was so like, he's like-

• 30:44Speaker 02

  He brought that up hilarious.

• 30:44Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, or he would write, "What does this even mean?" "My dad trolling me?"

• 30:49Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 30:50Drew Afualo?

  My dad was my number one off.

• 30:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, literally like, "Huh, my god."

• 30:54Drew Afualo?

  That actually reminds me, um-

• 30:56Speaker 02

  Oh my god, I'm so sick.

• 30:59Drew Afualo?

  I just feel like you were similar to me in that.

• 31:01Speaker 02

  I'm gonna cry. Wait, okay, just give me a second here, cuz like, like-

• 31:06Drew Afualo?

  Dude, my dad would troll me so often that I had to have a talk with him. Like, that's actually crazy. I'm like, "Hey buddy, you're scaring off the hoes. The hoes are being scared off by you."

• 31:16Speaker 02

  This one, okay, I'm gonna show this to, to the camera. I don't know if you guys can zoom this in?

• 31:21Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:21Speaker 02

  Okay, well, I'm gonna show you first.

• 31:23Drew Afualo?

  Okay, wait, I give you that.

• 31:27Drew Afualo?

  The broken heart?

• 31:28Speaker 02

  I don't miss him. I miss who I thought he was. With the W A S S S, broken heart emoji. December 2nd, 2009.

• 31:36Drew Afualo?

  It's like this slash three.

• 31:38Speaker 02

  Literally, like, December 2nd, 2009.

• 31:41Drew Afualo?

  I miss who I thought he was.

• 31:42Speaker 02

  Like, "Who, bitch?"

• 31:43Drew Afualo?

  You know what's funny? I had a ton like that. I couldn't date in high school. I would post stuff like that. I could not date in high school. So I really had no one that I, it was like a figment of my own imagination.

• 31:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, kinda just like, like, WAPAT shit.

• 31:55Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, they'd be like, "Who are you talking about?" I'm like, "I don't know," even though the answer is nobody.

• 31:59Speaker 02

  Nobody.

• 31:59Drew Afualo?

  It's like, I made that up.

• 32:01Speaker 02

  Literally no one.

• 32:01Drew Afualo?

  I took that off Twitter and I put it on here.

• 32:04Speaker 02

  Cuz I just liked the, the angst of it all, like, the teen angst.

• 32:07Drew Afualo?

  And that man in the comments is my dad. I don't know why he keeps writing that.

• 32:10Speaker 02

  Fucking god.

• 32:11Drew Afualo?

  Remember I was telling you that he wrote, "Hope those chores are done," on like, more than one of my statuses to the point where I was like, "You're like, 'Dad.'" "Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, bro."

• 32:22Speaker 02

  Literally, like, "Oh, bro. Oh my god." No, there were so many bad ones.

• 32:26Drew Afualo?

  Every day with this shit with you, man.

• 32:27Speaker 02

  So many bad ones. It literally, I'm just like, "Girl, who are we even talking about?" Like, I swore. Okay, this one's killing me. Cuz you know how sometimes like, cuz it would say like, your name?

• 32:37Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 32:37Speaker 02

  And then, so, like, some people would be like, it, cuz it says your name and then they'd be like, "Is..."

• 32:42Drew Afualo?

  Yes, yes, yes, yes.

• 32:43Speaker 02

  Okay, this one says, "Is fucking done with all these fake assholes."

• 32:49Speaker 02

  March 3rd, 2010.

• 32:52Speaker 02

  I'm freshman in high school, by the way.

• 32:53Drew Afualo?

  What was going on?

• 32:53Speaker 02

  I don't know, freshman in high school, by the way, like, I don't know, but somebody had me fucked up. I literally, like, somebody had me fucked up.

• 32:59Drew Afualo?

  Somebody had me so fucked up.

• 33:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, mind you, probably friends with them on Facebook as I'm saying that, so I'm like, I'm fake as fuck, like, don't even know, what the fuck, just so embarrassing, I'm so glad that shit is all wiped and gone.

• 33:10Drew Afualo?

  Me too, I, I, for real, like, that's why I was like, honestly, the worst things on like, my earliest tweets and statuses are just humiliating in a very cringey young person way, like, and not, and I used to do those TBHs all the fucking time.

• 33:25Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 33:25Drew Afualo?

  Or I'll tell you, like, or one time I went through a phase where I was like, oh, I'll, um, record a video.

• 33:31Speaker 02

  Yes, and post it on your wall, I would do that too.

• 33:33Drew Afualo?

  And I'd be like, um, I guess you're cool. That's it.

• 33:37Speaker 02

  Mind you, literally me, and some of these people would be like, people that I've literally never talked to in real life, which kills me, I'm like, why do I have a thousand friends on Facebook, don't even know half of these people, and I would like, like for a video, and I'm literally like, filming on my MacBook, like, on the MacBook with like, half my, like, forehead cut off, I'm like, hey, like, the SAPIA filter on, I'm like, hey, uh, I'm just like, yeah, like, heard you go to school with so, like, they don't even go to my school, like, I don't even know, I'm just saying, I'm like, what the fuck is the point, like, what are we doing?

• 34:03Drew Afualo?

  Did you go to prom or anything in high school?

• 34:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, I did, I.

• 34:05Drew Afualo?

  How many times do you go to prom? Sometimes people go.

• 34:08Speaker 02

  Three or four?

• 34:09Drew Afualo?

  Three times, oh, nice.

• 34:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, I went, I went my sophomore year, which that was like, the, I, I felt so cool, I got asked by a junior to go, my sophomore year. Yeah, guys, I'm going to prom, like, um, so I went, so I went my sophomore year, then I went my junior year.

• 34:23Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 34:23Speaker 02

  And then I think I went two times senior year, like, one to mine, and then one to another one, so, for me, I don't know, but it was, prom was always a good time, I had a good time with them.

• 34:31Drew Afualo?

  I went twice, I went, yeah, my junior, senior year, uh, my sophomore year, there was a guy that was actually really good friends with my now fiancee at the time, and he told me, I would ask you, but I just like, really hate how much taller than me you are, like, verbatim said that to my face, and I was like, well, don't, cuz I won't say yes, even though I was thinking in my head, I hope he asked me solely because I wanted to go that year with all my friends, not because I cared about him, but he was very short, so he was like, I would ask you, you're just like, way too fucking tall, and I was like.

• 35:03Speaker 02

  You're like, okay, and you're way too fucking tall, like, what do you want me to say here, bro?

• 35:08Drew Afualo?

  Which is funny, cuz that year, my sister went with. This random guy that we met through my family, which is like common for a lot of Polynesian families too. They like have friends, sons of friends, like take their daughter to prom.

• 35:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, cause they're like family, like, yeah.

• 35:23Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, like ish. And so she had him take her and she barely knew that guy. And my sister is a lesbian, ob- obviously, but also um so painfully shy that like, she was like, I don't even, I, I don't even wanna talk to him.

• 35:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, like just so not interested.

• 35:40Drew Afualo?

  And I remember I like went to go like say like, he's almost like a wedding. You like go to the pictures and you're like, have fun when they leave. And so we did that with her and I remember when she came home the next day, she was like, "Yeah, I don't know, like, he's a little much." And I was like, really? And it was, she said that he was like so like, um, I don't know, like attention seeking, I guess. He just was like trying to start dance circles a ton and then she was like, "Who wrought that guy? That's great. Who is that guy?"

• 36:09Speaker 02

  Date is that? I'm like, I would hate to have come with that guy.

• 36:13Drew Afualo?

  God, I would hate to have come with that, woo. That guy's date sucks for her.

• 36:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I can't. I don't like a guy that that dances too much. I'm sorry.

• 36:20Drew Afualo?

  Just does the most.

• 36:21Speaker 02

  Just does the most in any aspect. I'm just like, just calm it down a little bit.

• 36:24Drew Afualo?

  Let's chill. And I've told the story before about like my senior year, I went, no, my junior year, wait. Oh yeah, that was her junior year that I didn't go. My junior year was when I went with my date from hell, who was like a Mormon. And he brought a friend and that was when I, I said, he brought a friend. Well, first he suggested two friends to me. The first one I've, I had met already and he, they were both like really good looking dudes.

• 36:46Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 36:47Drew Afualo?

  And I was like, okay, yeah, that's totally fine. Like me approving the date. I'm like, yeah, that looks good. That'll work for my sister, for sure. My sister's gay. And then his, he's like, oh, he can't go anymore, so I'm gonna bring my other friend. And I saw him, I met him too, and he's also really good looking. And I was like, okay, T, per- perfect.

• 37:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:01Drew Afualo?

  And then he's like, that guy can't come anymore. I'm gonna bring my other friend. And I go, okay, what does he look like? No picture. And I go, Well now, I'm a little nervous.

• 37:09Speaker 02

  Just chopped.

• 37:10Drew Afualo?

  Yeah chopped, it's getting chopped. And then he, we never saw what he looked like until they were on their way to us. And then he's like, oh, this is him. And I was like, okay, well, how am I supposed to break this news to my sister?

• 37:23Speaker 02

  Why am I picturing in my head Manny from Diary of a Wimpy Kid? You know, with like the little tooth like, like that's what I'm picturing in my head, like for some reason, like him getting out the car and the friend is just like some little chopped ass shit like.

• 37:35Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, because my date was really good looking and tall and athletic. And whatever. And his buddy he brought, like, I remember when we first met them, we were like, oh, nice to meet, like, we had already met my date, but we'd never met him. So really nice to be, nice to be, and then they left. And my sister goes, no, I'm, I'm so happy for you. I'm glad he's here to be your date and he brought a substitute teacher to be fucking mine. And then we laughed and she goes, what the fuck, bro? Like, and we laughed about it and it was crazy because they were both really rude.

• 38:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:03Drew Afualo?

  So it felt okay to do that, but like,

• 38:05Speaker 02

  You guys.

• 38:06Drew Afualo?

  They were weird, they were weird and my date was like, looked great and was one of the worst fucking people I've ever met in my life. To this day, one of the worst people I've ever met in my life.

• 38:16Speaker 02

  Just like total shitbag?

• 38:17Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, just like real, you can tell Mormon, like, I know a lot, I've known Mormons, my dad's whole side of the family is Mormon. Uh, my dad is not Mormon, but like, I've just known Mormons for a long time, so it's like, they have a very specific energy about them, like if they were raised only within Mormon culture. They have no friends that are not Mormon and all they've ever known is like that bubble.

• 38:38Speaker 02

  Is that bubble. I know, it's, it's very like, I don't, okay, I, I know somebody who's ex Mormon that I used to be friends with, but like, I don't know, like, really, I've never really met another Mormon besides that.

• 38:51Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, it's rare. I'm, I'm finding out now, like, as I am in this industry and I talk to people about that, they're like, really? Cause it's like, they feel so like mythical almost because like, they're not very common out here.

• 39:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's just like, oh, especially out here too. I'm like, how the fuck did you get out here?

• 39:05Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, for real, no, exactly.

• 39:07Speaker 02

  Have to make it to LA.

• 39:08Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, for real. And a lot of Samhain people are Mormon, like, uh,

• 39:11Speaker 02

  I did not know that.

• 39:12Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, they're Mormon or Christian. It's like never any in between. It's always Mormon, Christian or not at all, like,

• 39:17Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 39:17Drew Afualo?

  And so. I've met a couple Catholic Mormon or Catholic Samhain people, but Tongan people are mostly Catholics, but like it's more so just Mormon or Christian. And it's like devout Christian, or they're just, they're a Jack Mormon, which is like, they don't follow all the rules, but they do like still somewhat participate.

• 39:35Speaker 02

  Like a lenient Mormon?

• 39:36Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, exactly. Like, it's basically a Mormon that smokes and drinks is what they call a Jack Mormon, right? And so my dad was a Jack Mormon his whole fucking life and then eventually just never kept participating in it. But it was like, I grew up with a lot of Mormons too, so I'm like, I think that's why I thought it would be okay. Like I was like, I, yeah, like I have friends who are Mormon, like I can navigate it, like and my friends who are Mormon were cool, like they, they obviously did everything. But like for the most part, participating in the church and like, they can't like for women, they can't show shoulders, they can't show collarbone.

• 40:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, and they have to wear the garment and stuff. Like I've heard about the garment situation.

• 40:12Drew Afualo?

  Oh yeah, I've been to a Mormon dance. I've been to Mormon, like they have dances at their churches.

• 40:16Speaker 02

  And how does that, you gotta like leave room for Jesus though?

• 40:18Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, no, yeah, you cannot go anywhere near each other, but it's like a, it's really strange because they have a very extensive dress code process. When you go into the dance. So they literally, if your dresses look too short or anything, they measure them at the door.

• 40:32Speaker 02

  Oh, like full blown like?

• 40:33Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and they won't even let you in. So it's, most of it is just assessing you and making sure you look appropriate before you go inside. But only women. So I, I went to one, obviously. I went to one singular Mormon dance when I was in high school and it was a joke, but it was like, that's kind of why we went. We were like, yeah, why not? Fuck it.

• 40:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, like fuck it, who cares?

• 40:49Drew Afualo?

  And then we went and it was so, they act so strange, man. Like they act weird, like.

• 40:56Speaker 02

  I can imagine. Like if that's like all you've ever known.

• 40:58Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, did you see that TikTok? I, I saw it like going kind of viral, but it was this girl going like, oh, if you want to know what it's like to do open bar, but at Mormon weddings. But they only do soda because they normally can't drink soda. They can't have caffeine.

• 41:14Speaker 02

  Wait, okay, yes, I've heard this too. And I, but I, I recently learned the soda thing too.

• 41:19Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, they don't, they, they never drink soda. So like sometimes when they would, they were being sneaky, they would have soda, soda with me, like me and my sister and we'd be like, alright.

• 41:26Speaker 02

  The concept of open bar wedding and it's just. Coca-Cola, just Coke and Sprite and shit like.

• 41:31Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and she's like.

• 41:32Speaker 02

  And they're like, woo, wait.

• 41:33Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, she's like, look at how, oh, oh, those are probably boring. And I think that was the point of her video was like, oh, they're probably boring. And then it was like three guys like dancing around each other and like.

• 41:42Speaker 02

  Just turn the fuck up.

• 41:43Drew Afualo?

  They're sugar high.

• 41:44Speaker 02

  Sugar high, just turn the fuck up.

• 41:45Drew Afualo?

  You know who needs a finger up their butt?

• 41:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, literally, yeah. What's the thing that, what is the thing that they do? What's it called? The thing where they're like?

• 41:52Drew Afualo?

  Oh, um, soaking.

• 41:53Speaker 02

  Soaking, yes, of course, how could I forget about soaking?

• 41:55Drew Afualo?

  And I don't know how real that is, to be honest. I think, I'm sure it is.

• 41:58Speaker 02

  I'm sure.

• 41:58Drew Afualo?

  It had to have come from somewhere.

• 41:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:00Drew Afualo?

  Like those videos of people interviewing Mormon people on campuses and they're like, would you rather shoot your mom in the head or watch porn? And then they're like.

• 42:08Speaker 02

  Kill her. They're like, yeah, yeah, I gotta kill her.

• 42:09Drew Afualo?

  Obviously, I love my mom, but off her, obviously.

• 42:12Speaker 02

  Obviously, she has to go. Like, and they answer it like, so they're like, well, I'm like, sorry, but she has to go. Like, put her on a T-shirt, like, she's gotta go, like, I'm sorry.

• 42:19Drew Afualo?

  Sorry, kisses to the sky, I guess is my point.

• 42:22Speaker 02

  This is terrible. I see those, I'm like, okay, I guess, yeah.

• 42:26Drew Afualo?

  No, I'm like, that really doesn't seem like that hard of a choice for me, but it's, it is fascinating to see, like.

• 42:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:32Drew Afualo?

  So I, I guess I shouldn't have been surprised that he was so terrible. I think I was just surprised that I agreed to it, not knowing how terrible he could be.

• 42:41Speaker 02

  Right, right, right.

• 42:42Drew Afualo?

  Cause I was like, I really was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. Um, I shouldn't have. He was fucking awful. Like, he said some of the most dumb bitch things to me ever, and I have a very low tolerance for a stupid man, especially a man. Like, I'm like, I can't, like, you just responded to my story, but when I lit some dude up yesterday.

• 43:00Speaker 02

  So good.

• 43:01Drew Afualo?

  I was literally like, that's why I said I'm like low-key coming out of retirement, but that's my knee-jerk reaction is to act that way. Insane. When men trigger me, like, I really do think they like provoke me when they're stupid in front of me.

• 43:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:13Drew Afualo?

  I'm like, you're irritating me to the point where you're gonna make me act like my dad.

• 43:15Speaker 02

  And it's like, and you're, you're causing this. It's like, you're, you're causing this. Like, you can't be mad at me because you're the one being stupid in front of my face right now, like, literally.

• 43:23Drew Afualo?

  I talk all the time about how like at the dance, lots of girls were telling me like, girl, your date is so hot. Like, they were like, and I was telling women, do you want him?

• 43:34Speaker 02

  Like, just take him.

• 43:35Drew Afualo?

  I literally was like, who'd you come with? I'll trade you. Who'd you come with? Let's trade. Just give him, give him and his old ass dad friend, give him a ride home, will you? Like, my sister ditched her date the whole night.

• 43:45Speaker 02

  She didn't give a fuck.

• 43:46Drew Afualo?

  No, she was like, cause he, and I'll be honest, he did look like a substitute teacher.

• 43:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:50Drew Afualo?

  He did look much, much older than us.

• 43:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:53Drew Afualo?

  So I was like, my bad, girl. I didn't know.

• 43:56Speaker 02

  You're like, and, and that's on me.

• 43:57Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I said, you know what, that's on me. You know what, he purposely didn't send me a picture of him.

• 44:00Speaker 02

  Of course, of course he didn't. He knew what he was doing. He knew what he was doing when he brought chopped shit to the party.

• 44:05Drew Afualo?

  Chopped shit, chopped shit.

• 44:07Speaker 02

  He knew what he was doing.

• 44:08Drew Afualo?

  Find shit and chop an unk.

• 44:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, literally, find shit and chop unk, like, no, literally unk too, cause he looks older, like, no, what the fuck is unk doing here, man? Bro, chunk, chunk.

• 44:17Drew Afualo?

  I was celebrating my sister's birthday last year, chunk, for real. We were, kept saying chopped an unk, like, to everything. And what did Carrie say she thought it stood for? Uncool.

• 44:30Speaker 02

  Aw, wait, so she was just like chopped and unk?

• 44:33Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:35Drew Afualo?

  And yes, she's white.

• 44:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, yeah.

• 44:38Drew Afualo?

  Yes, obviously, yes. And we laughed, and then we said, no, it means uncle.

• 44:43Speaker 02

  You were like, no, it means, it means, you're like, it means old.

• 44:45Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, we kept using chopped an unk and fattened in jeans. Have you heard that one?

• 44:49Speaker 02

  What is it, fattened in jeans?

• 44:51Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, so it's literally a letter, it's literally a letterbox review of the movie The Long, The Long Walk? Of the movie The Long Walk that just came out.

• 44:59Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 45:00Drew Afualo?

  And then they go, this is the dumbest movie ever, and this is, let's start, why, you know, they write the most colorful reviews, me too.

• 45:05Speaker 02

  I, I love those ones, yeah.

• 45:07Drew Afualo?

  And they said, first of all, why would you ever enter this competition? Second of all, if you did enter, why would you show up fattened in jeans?

• 45:17Drew Afualo?

  That's like they're honest with you, and there's even more bullshit after that, like, just dogging out the movie and saying how terrible it is. And so we kept going, now I'm fattened in jeans.

• 45:25Speaker 02

  I love that.

• 45:26Drew Afualo?

  I'm gonna show up fattened in jeans.

• 45:27Speaker 02

  And I'm gonna, and that's how, and that's my truth, and that's my truth. I love when people take, like, like, you know, like trench coat button to the top? Like, like, I love when you, like, someone takes, like, a, like, just a sentence from something like that, like, and it's just button to the fucking top, like, yeah, like, I just love shit like that. Fattened in jeans, that's so good. That's so good.

• 45:43Drew Afualo?

  Showing up fattened in jeans. Just like, one, two, three, release them, that was my, my last one last year. Also, that girl lowkey going on a tour.

• 45:51Speaker 02

  And good for her. I literally was like, like, thinking about asking her if she would do the Valentine's Day party. But she, and then I found out she was on tour. I'm like, oh, she's busy. Like, she's booked and freaking busy. Like, no, and I love that for her. That would kill. Oh, my god. That would kill. Oh, god, I know.

• 46:07Drew Afualo?

  Do you have any other, um, brain rot things you're saying? I love checking in on these.

• 46:11Speaker 02

  What have I been saying lately?

• 46:13Drew Afualo?

  Like, uh, sometimes they just worm their way into my ether and I just can't stop saying them.

• 46:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, I feel like I, like, um, I go through phases and it's worse when I'm streaming because they'll comment the thing. And then I'll, I'll keep saying it because they'll know that it'll like, it'll set it off. Once, one that I do a lot is, okay, have you seen, Nathan for you?

• 46:33Drew Afualo?

  No, I don't think. Wait, I don't know.

• 46:35Speaker 02

  So, it's like, um, it's like, what is it like, was it like Comedy Central or some shit? I don't know. It's Nathan Fielder, you know what I'm talking about?

• 46:41Drew Afualo?

  Yes, I know Nathan Fielder.

• 46:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, so he, he had this show that it was like, I don't even know how to describe the show, but he would like, I haven't seen too many episodes of it. I, this one scene just fucking took me out. So, he would do like, he would almost make these like fake businesses. But he would like run the episode as if they were like real. He's like, so I had this idea where I wanted to start this business, like, and for this one, he was like, so I had this idea, um, for, you know, kids whose pets had passed away and, um, just to kind of like, you know, because sometimes they don't understand what happened to the animals and stuff. Um, so he like makes this like video, like, uh, this video thing of the animal like who's dead, like essentially saying goodbye to the kid. And he's like, but this was the only like actor that was available to do, um, the recording that day.

• 47:27Speaker 02

  So, it's, it's, it's a video of this boxer, like this, and the, I don't even know what the fucking dog's name, but they bring the kid in. And it's like this really horribly like CG guy and the dog's mouth is moving, but it's like a human mouth and it has like angel wings. And he's like, so sorry, I died. I'm sorry. So fucking stupid. He's like, "I'm in heaven now. So sorry I died." And then the kid's like, "Maggie didn't sound like that." It's just so fucking stupid. But I literally like, I'll say it, like, if I'm like playing a game and I'm like, "So sorry I died." And I say that all the fucking time on stream and then they'll, they'll type it in the chat and I just can't, I'm like, "Oh, fuck, like, shut up." But it's a really old video.

• 48:04Drew Afualo?

  It really is like an echo thing. Like, you have to keep like echoing it over and over. No, I, I mean, my sister have a ton of those where we're like, it becomes one of those things where we have to like stop, like someone has to stop it. So here's a perfect one. When I, when I turned 30, uh, my, my friends and family hired a mentalist to come do magic tricks.

• 48:25Speaker 02

  Ooh, okay.

• 48:26Drew Afualo?

  But I, I don't mind watching magic. I enjoy watching magic. But like the mentalist, he was a little bit different because he was more so like guessing what you were thinking.

• 48:35Speaker 02

  Like, that's a little crazy.

• 48:36Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and it was, it was really fun, but like, obviously like, you've met a lot of my family, like, we're giggle people. Like, we laugh, we like to make each other laugh, and like, I felt like his confidence was getting a little shaken because we were giggling.

• 48:49Speaker 02

  Right, he was a little like-

• 48:50Drew Afualo?

  And we were making jokes, like, he was like, "Oh, write something on here, uh, or tell me something and then I'm gonna write something on here about you." And he was doing it to my sister and I go, "What if he flips in and says you're gay?" And then she'd be like, "Oh." Like, and we laughed, and then we would laugh to each other and then he'd be like, "Okay, all right, let's get back to the programming."

• 49:06Speaker 02

  Ooh, like, okay, like, I wanted to do a little bit of a bit in between though, but whatever.

• 49:09Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, like, one of them was, um, my sister said, he said, "Write down to me," like, and another person, he's like, "Write down a place you've always wanted to go." And then Nathan goes, "Write your mom's."

• 49:20Speaker 02

  Like, just like, stupid shit. Like, it's just funny.

• 49:22Drew Afualo?

  It's like teenage boy shit. Like, it's so dumb. And so we were laughing. So anyways, when, in that vein, when he was like, "Where, where do you guys wanna visit? Where do you want, guys wanna visit?" My brother, God bless him. My brother is very special. In a very literal way, but also like, he's so like, I don't know how to describe it. Like, my brother is just so sweet and innocent and like, so like, down, like, just for anything. So he loved the mentalist, obviously. But there was a part where he was like, "Shout out some places, like, where do you wanna go? Where do you wanna go?" And everyone's going like Iceland, like whatever, like my family. And then my brother goes, the Chazoli's a.

• 50:05Drew Afualo?

  And he says it exactly like that in that tone. And then he looks, it gets quiet when he says that. The Chazoli's a. And then he's sitting there and he's just going.

• 50:17Drew Afualo?

  Then of course, we're la-

• 50:19Speaker 02

  Oh, I would be pissing my pants.

• 50:20Drew Afualo?

  Cause like, he, cause the mentalist got like, literally was like. Anywhere else?

• 50:28Drew Afualo?

  Hey, shut up. Anywhere else?

• 50:31Speaker 02

  I would cry. No, that's hilarious.

• 50:33Drew Afualo?

  And we couldn't stop like, the Chazoli's a. And that's how he says it. My brother does not speak French. I don't know if he can tell. By his pronunciation of that, but like, my brother's gonna be 22 by the way. So we like, I, when we went to Ireland, for some reason that just came up. And so anytime I looked at anything, I'd be like, the Chazoli's a. And like, or they'd be like, where do you guys want to go eat? The Chazoli's a. Just over and over.

• 50:57Speaker 02

  Like, just bring me to the fucking Chazoli's.

• 50:59Drew Afualo?

  And we were saying it so many fucking times that my man, my man never says anything. He's so used to us parroting each other like constantly.

• 51:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:07Drew Afualo?

  Even when Stephen Alex got there, we kept saying it. And then at one point, I said it probably about 12 times in 30 minutes. And my, my man goes, okay, that's enough.

• 51:15Speaker 02

  Like, that's where I draw the line.

• 51:16Drew Afualo?

  No more of that. We're done with that.

• 51:18Speaker 02

  That's where I draw the line.

• 51:18Drew Afualo?

  He's like, can we, can we just like pause that one for a second?

• 51:22Speaker 02

  Just for at least an hour.

• 51:23Drew Afualo?

  Oh, it's illegal to be hilarious.

• 51:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:25Drew Afualo?

  It's illegal to have a bit. And then.

• 51:29Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 51:29Drew Afualo?

  This is like a fun fact for literally everyone, but Brittany was in Paris not too long ago. And I told her the story in Ireland and we laughed about it. And then she sent us a picture of the Chazoli's a. But then she sent us a voicemail. I'm literally gonna go look for it. She literally sent us a voicemail just saying, the Chazoli's a. And then.

• 51:50Speaker 02

  Like.

• 51:53Speaker 02

  Oh, my fucking god.

• 51:54Drew Afualo?

  Not funny. It's really not that funny.

• 51:56Speaker 02

  What even is it? What even is, what even is the Chazoli's a? What even is it? I don't even know what that is.

• 52:01Drew Afualo?

  Famous, like landmark in Paris.

• 52:03Speaker 02

  Oh, okay. Well, I mean, I love the name of it.

• 52:05Drew Afualo?

  If I told my brother, he wouldn't fucking know.

• 52:07Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 52:07Drew Afualo?

  He just knows that word.

• 52:09Speaker 02

  That's even better. He just likes the word.

• 52:12Speaker 02

  That's so good.

• 52:13Drew Afualo?

  It's funny because I actually have no idea. I actually don't know the answer to your question.

• 52:17Speaker 02

  Oh wow.

• 52:18Drew Afualo?

  And a fun, another fun fact about my brother is he introduced us to K-pop Demon Hunters.

• 52:24Speaker 02

  Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.

• 52:24Drew Afualo?

  Before it even came out.

• 52:26Speaker 02

  Popped out like that, yeah.

• 52:28Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, there was like teasers of it and then his friends told him about it and then he was telling my sister like, "You guys heard of K-pop Demon Hunters?" And we were like, "Nope." "Have no clue. Have no idea." And then he was like, "I'm telling you, it's gonna be huge."

• 52:41Speaker 02

  Oh, he was right. Oh my god.

• 52:43Drew Afualo?

  So maybe he's on, "Oh, look, I literally found it." So like, this is like a picture of it, like-

• 52:47Speaker 02

  Oh, so that's what it, okay.

• 52:48Drew Afualo?

  So it's like, it's like a landmark thing.

• 52:50Speaker 02

  Right.

• 52:51Drew Afualo?

  Hold on. And then this is like, I'll play it in the mic.

• 52:56Speaker 02

  That's like exactly how you said it too. It's literally like exactly the same.

• 53:01Drew Afualo?

  It's the exact, my brother, like, he'll do shit like that and that my, and I'll tell my mom and you don't want me to make fun of him?

• 53:09Speaker 02

  And he doesn't even, but that's the thing, he's not even trying to be funny.

• 53:11Drew Afualo?

  No, he's not.

• 53:12Speaker 02

  That's why it's so good. That's why it's so good.

• 53:15Drew Afualo?

  I'll tell another Donny story, sure. One time we were in a car going down, I was actually gonna do, like, my first time ever trying stand-up. So we were like on our way to that show and we're sitting in the car and we're like in a party bus kinda situation. So we're all like sitting like around and my brother, like, again, he'll just like stare off into space and then like my mom, like, we're all kinda chatting, whatever, and my mom goes, "What are you thinking about?" to my brother. And he, he like, he does this thing when he stares off into space, he'll like suck in his top lips and he'll be like, I don't know why he does that shit, but he'll, he'll sit there like that with his shit sucked up, right, like that? Staring out the window, my mom goes, "What are you thinking about?" And then he turns, he goes, "These nuts."

• 53:58Drew Afualo?

  Loud as fuck to my mom. And then my mom goes, "I'm still your mom, you know." And then, because before that, he goes, "Too much?" to my mom. And then she goes, "I'm still your mom, you know." And then he goes, "Sorry." And she goes, never mind, I don't care.

• 54:16Speaker 02

  Well, he had that one locked and loaded, like he was ready.

• 54:19Drew Afualo?

  He has the worst timing. I don't like, it's like, it's historically, like, he has the worst timing, like, he's one of the funniest people, like, anytime I introduce him to anyone. Even like my brother-in-law. To this day, my brother-in-law still goes, your brother's the funniest person I've ever met. And it's funny, because my grandpa, like, my maternal grandfather, like, he's just like my brother, in like, so many ways, like, so is my dad, so like, my brother didn't stand a chance, like, hanging out with the three of them. But him and my grandpa will like, low-key beef sometimes, they'll fight, like, like siblings.

• 54:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:52Drew Afualo?

  One time I was hearing them talk to each other, and like, my, all I heard was my grandpa first, like, he was like, "Hey, I'm still your grandpa, so you have to have respect for me when you talk to me." And my, my brother goes, "Sorry about that, sorry, grandpa." And then they're sitting there, and he goes, "What other kind of ice cream flavors do you like?" That's what the fuck you guys are talking about?

• 55:11Speaker 02

  They were arguing about?

• 55:12Drew Afualo?

  Literally having a heated discussion about ice cream flavors.

• 55:15Speaker 02

  Like, getting into it, and he's like, "Well, you need to like, if I like mint chocolate chip, like, you still gotta respect me."

• 55:19Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, because I'm sure my brother was like, "No, that sucks."

• 55:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:22Drew Afualo?

  I hate that, because my brother can't read a room, so he's very like, "No, hate that, hate that." He's also really easy to rage bait, my brother, so it's like, you combine the rage baiting part with Shazalize.

• 55:34Speaker 02

  Like, it was just a recipe for disaster from the jump, like.

• 55:38Drew Afualo?

  What do you want me to do?

• 55:40Speaker 02

  Was he pissed after you guys, like, made it into a vocal stim? Does he know that you guys even like?

• 55:44Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, we do it all the time around him. No, he doesn't care. He honestly probably wouldn't even remember that was him.

• 55:48Speaker 02

  That, that was him that said it.

• 55:49Drew Afualo?

  No, if I said that to him, he'd be like, "Where's that from?"

• 55:52Speaker 02

  Like, yeah.

• 55:53Drew Afualo?

  Sometimes we'll make fun, we'll make fun of things he said, like, we'll like, use them as stims.

• 55:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:57Drew Afualo?

  And then he goes, "Who said that?" And then we're like, "You bitch."

• 56:01Speaker 02

  Who did?

• 56:03Drew Afualo?

  Literally ew.

• 56:04Speaker 02

  I like, I like wanna be in his brain for a day.

• 56:06Drew Afualo?

  No dude.

• 56:06Speaker 02

  I just need to understand, like I love, wait, I love that.

• 56:08Drew Afualo?

  He, he comes over to my house sometimes to just watch my dogs for a little and like, well, I always pay him in food. I'll always like get him breakfast or something and he loves that. So he's like, yeah. And once he came over and he hung out for a bit after and my man and I were just kinda chatting with him. And he loves video games and anime and stuff. So we were like talking about all kinds of stuff with him. And then when he was, I was walking him to the door and he goes, you know, we should do this more often, you and I. And I go, what do you mean? And I go, he goes, like, you know, like just the three of us, like, we should all like, you know, hang out and stuff more. And I go, well, I mean, you know where I live. So like, you're more than welcome.

• 56:43Speaker 02

  Come when I, yeah.

• 56:44Drew Afualo?

  To come over. I was like, yeah, dude, you can come over whenever. Like, I think that would be wonderful. And I said, yeah, we should, you should come over more often. And then he literally goes, he goes, well, I'll let you know. You asked me, ho.

• 56:54Speaker 02

  You're like, okay, well, don't get too excited, like.

• 56:57Drew Afualo?

  You ever heard of small talk?

• 56:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, he's like, well, don't get too eager now, like.

• 57:01Drew Afualo?

  I was being kind. I wasn't actually asking.

• 57:04Speaker 02

  I love that.

• 57:04Drew Afualo?

  Like, he said that to me and he was like.

• 57:05Speaker 02

  Oh, he's like, wait, okay, you're a little too.

• 57:08Drew Afualo?

  I'll let you know.

• 57:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:09Drew Afualo?

  And I go, you asked me. I didn't even bring that up.

• 57:12Speaker 02

  You were like, you said you wanted to.

• 57:14Drew Afualo?

  I, I told him yesterday. I was like, oh, we should go to the movies tonight and he, cause he loves the fucking movies. And so he's like, I would love to go to the movies. I'm like, okay, cool. He calls me at nine PM and then he goes, we still going to the movies? And then I go, it's nine PM.

• 57:31Speaker 02

  It's what movie, like?

• 57:32Drew Afualo?

  No. And then he goes, I kinda figured. I just wanted to double check.

• 57:36Speaker 02

  You're like, I just wanted to know at this point, like.

• 57:39Drew Afualo?

  And then I go, why didn't you call me any of your time? He goes, honestly, I forgot. I just didn't know if you wanted to go. Okay. Well, don't call me at nine PM.

• 57:46Speaker 02

  You're like, it's too late now. I'm not fucking going. Yeah. Cause by the time we're, it should be one in the morning by the time we're.

• 57:51Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. And then after a while, he was like, I mean, it's just so late. And I was like, I didn't say, you called me. You called me, asked me about the movies. He's, he's gaslighting me.

• 58:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:01Drew Afualo?

  Relax, Drew.

• 58:02Speaker 02

  It is late. Like after he called, like he thought about that after the fact that he called you. I love that.

• 58:07Drew Afualo?

  Speaking of movies, you been to the movies lately?

• 58:09Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 58:11Drew Afualo?

  You seen any good movies? I saw Zootopia two recently, that's why I brought it up. And it was so fucking good.

• 58:16Speaker 02

  Okay, I heard it's really good. I haven't seen it. Haven't seen it.

• 58:18Drew Afualo?

  It was so good, it was beautiful.

• 58:20Speaker 02

  No, the last movie that I saw in the movies was Marty Supreme.

• 58:25Drew Afualo?

  Was it good?

• 58:26Speaker 02

  Eh.

• 58:27Drew Afualo?

  Oh, I think I saw yet another clip of you talking about it.

• 58:29Speaker 02

  Like, it was fine, but like, it pissed me off that he won the actor's choice over, um, Michael B. Jordan in Sinners. I'm like, there's just no way. Like, it wasn't a bit, like, I, I, I liked the movie, like, for what it was, um, Marty Supreme, but I wouldn't watch it again. Like, I was like, okay, I got everything I needed out of it, like, first watch, but.

• 58:46Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I feel that way. I'm very like, when you, when you talk about, like, when you make movies about men who are like, just like, overbearing and like, hubris and all that, I'm just kinda like.

• 58:58Speaker 02

  Like, um, yeah, I'm like, this is like.

• 59:00Drew Afualo?

  I'm not the target audience.

• 59:01Speaker 02

  Right, exactly, exactly.

• 59:02Drew Afualo?

  It's for someone, just not me.

• 59:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, anyway, yeah, it, it was alright, but that was, I don't really see too many movies, honestly, like, I'm not like the biggest movie person. But Zootopia two, I heard, is a banger. But what's funny is, there was another movie that I saw before, like, it was like before Zootopia two even came out, but they had the popcorn bucket, like, the sloth guy. And so I, I, yeah, but I bought it, but it was, I, we saw a completely different movie, but I just liked the popcorn bucket of the, of the sloth, so I got that. So I still have that, but, um, yeah.

• 59:33Drew Afualo?

  Cute. I loved it. That's the only reason I brought it up, because I was like, the one, the two times a year I do go to the movies, I did see a good movie this year. It was Zootopia two. I do wanna see the next Avatar, though, like.

• 59:44Speaker 02

  Heard, heard that one's really good.

• 59:46Drew Afualo?

  I know, and I love those movies.

• 59:48Speaker 02

  I haven't seen any of them.

• 59:49Drew Afualo?

  Really?

• 59:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:51Drew Afualo?

  You should watch them. That's, they're good. Well, they're on Disney Plus, so you can, like, familiarize yourself with the lore and the world.

• 59:57Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 59:57Drew Afualo?

  But you should do that, and then you should get into Avatar edits on TikTok.

• 1:00:01Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:00:01Drew Afualo?

  They make quite a few of them.

• 1:00:02Speaker 02

  Yeah? Really? Okay.

• 1:00:04Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and they're nasty about it, too, because all the, because my sister once was like, eh, why, if you don't want me to wanna fuck them, why do you make them look like that?

• 1:00:12Speaker 02

  Then why are you making them look like that? Like, why are their bodies tea? Like, why is that? No, literally, I'm like, yeah, and that's so real. And again, like, from the clips that I've seen, I'm just like, okay, like, like, literally, I, I'm like, me, I'm like, mouth covered in blue. I'm like, no, I didn't wanna fuck them. Like, I'm like, what? No.

• 1:00:28Drew Afualo?

  I'm unfamiliar.

• 1:00:29Speaker 02

  Literally, I'm like, no.

• 1:00:30Drew Afualo?

  Should I look into Avatar? Your mouth's covered in blue.

• 1:00:34Speaker 02

  Friggin' paint, grandpa, but I'm just like, no, I don't know what you're talking about.

• 1:00:39Drew Afualo?

  Okay, I have a pivot before we get into fun facts. I have a random funny story I want to tell you. Cause I just feel like you would get it because you stream and stuff.

• 1:00:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:48Drew Afualo?

  And people love to clip you and funny things that you say you do. But I told this my stor- I told this my story. I told this story to my sister recently. And it was just like humiliating, but it is something that happened to me. So last year, I hosted this thing for Pandora in New York and it was awesome and amazing. And it was beautiful. But I was wearing this dress that was strapless and it was like cream colored, right? Went to the floor.

• 1:01:12Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:01:13Drew Afualo?

  And so when I get home from the event, obviously I'm in full glam and I'm like, well, obviously I should make TikToks when I'm in glam. So I'm like, I'm like going through my sounds and I'm like, okay, I got a couple. And one of them I wanted to do was that Sabrina Carpenter one when they say like, it was like the that boy is corrupt one and they like swing the purse. So I was like, oh, that's easy. I could just like swing my bag. That's easy. So I'm like, I forgot my light, so I was using the back camera with flash so I can have more like, it was so dark in my bathroom. I always make my man stay in the room and I'm, I'm still like humiliated.

• 1:01:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're like, cause it is, cause it is like the, the filming process of it is just not like,

• 1:01:48Drew Afualo?

  No.

• 1:01:49Speaker 02

  The final product is, is what, but the filming process just does not need to be seen.

• 1:01:53Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, you don't want to see how the sausage gets made.

• 1:01:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:56Drew Afualo?

  So I literally was like, you stay out there, I'm going to stay in here. And so I closed the door and so I like was using the back camera flash. And then you like, you know, you swing and then you turn around and then you come back and you swing again. That's like the choreography. I'm like, easy. So I set it up, I started, can't see myself, right? So I'm just kind of, I'm just kind of vibing. I do the first take, I'm like, I think I nailed that. Like just timing wise. Flip it around, wicked witch. Flip it around, I start watching it again. When I swing the purse, I literally turned around to walk away. When I tell you I had a wedgie. That could only be described as like horrifying like I was so humiliated when I washed it back

• 1:02:38Drew Afualo?

  because I had it the whole time. Mind you, I turned around twice. So I had wedgie times two. I was so embarrassed by that. Nobody saw it. Nobody saw it except me. I immediately deleted the clip. Didn't even do that trend anymore. I literally moved on to another sound.

• 1:02:54Speaker 02

  You were like, I can't even. You were like, it's done. It's tainted. It's tainted. Like, and no one's even gonna know.

• 1:02:59Drew Afualo?

  Honestly killed my confidence. I lost the vigor. I tried to re-record it like two more times.

• 1:03:05Speaker 02

  And it just wasn't the same energy that you had the first time.

• 1:03:07Drew Afualo?

  Well, every time I turned around, I felt like I was having to pull my dress out of my butt, just in case.

• 1:03:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:11Drew Afualo?

  And I felt so like, oh my god, vulnerable in a way that I can't even, I, it's been a, it takes a lot to like actually humiliate me. That was on a level where I was like, I can't even imagine how that would feel if I showed it to someone or posted it. It probably would have gone viral, which would have worked in my favor.

• 1:03:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:31Drew Afualo?

  But then I would have been known as wedgie girl. Like, my sister was literally calling me wedgie girl. Because I interviewed Cat's Eye and I was like, oh my god, imagine if Cat's Eye saw my, my butt, my butt cheeks individually like that. Yeah, girl, just like, I was, like, she was like, well, you had underwear on, right? And I'm like, yeah, and where was it?

• 1:03:48Speaker 02

  And where was, where was?

• 1:03:49Drew Afualo?

  Where'd it go? Based off that wedgie, I don't think I had anything on.

• 1:03:52Speaker 02

  Like, anything was happening.

• 1:03:53Drew Afualo?

  I think I took off my underwear and froze.

• 1:03:55Speaker 02

  That is so fucking, and that's the thing about like, live, because sometimes I'll like record a TikTok while I'm on live and they get to see the whole process of it. It's so embarrassing because I like, I like fuck up the, I'm like fuck and I have to like redo it, whatever. So it's like very vulnerable. They see the whole thing. But yeah, there's, there's times where I'm just like, okay, maybe that didn't need to be like on live. Like, maybe I could have done that in like the comfort of like just me and the screen.

• 1:04:17Drew Afualo?

  I have to tell Vanilla that story because I feel like she would understand it because she's like on a live, like, stream for real live. And I was like telling my sister about it. Because even when I told Alex about it, she goes, if you did save it, would you show it to anyone? And I was like, I would only show it to my sister. And then Jason was laughing. She goes, you wouldn't even show Billy? I was like, fuck, no.

• 1:04:35Speaker 02

  No, really?

• 1:04:35Drew Afualo?

  Fuck, no. You think I'm gonna let my, a man catch me slipping like that?

• 1:04:39Speaker 02

  No, you're like, absolutely not.

• 1:04:40Drew Afualo?

  No way. I was like, I know you would have seen it. And then she probably would have convinced me to post it.

• 1:04:44Speaker 02

  To post it.

• 1:04:46Drew Afualo?

  That's really a good thing I didn't show her, because she told me, I can't believe you didn't show me. And I was like, it was, I just felt a bit-

• 1:04:51Speaker 02

  It was gone immediately.

• 1:04:53Drew Afualo?

  It was almost a ta- I didn't even, I blacked out when I deleted it. So I was so humiliated by it.

• 1:04:57Speaker 02

  You didn't even think like to save it just for the, like, just for the funny, like, you were like, it has to go, wipe it from the internet, like, wipe it, wipe it, wipe it.

• 1:05:04Drew Afualo?

  Someone will get this. It's like, if someone breaks into my cloud and steals just that video-

• 1:05:08Speaker 02

  I kinda would pay to see that though, like, just because I need the visual, like, I just, oh, fuck, that's so funny though.

• 1:05:13Drew Afualo?

  It was so bad, and it also ties into my brother, because my brother is the king of wedgies, like, he always has a fucking wedgie. I don't know what that is, but it's true. It's always like, I told her, she was like, you were on some Donny shit, and I said, it was worse. It was worse than anything he's ever had. And I've seen some pretty bad ones with him.

• 1:05:28Speaker 02

  And he's had some pretty bad ones. Oh my god.

• 1:05:29Drew Afualo?

  He's had some pretty bad wedgies. Anyway, speaking of wedgies, let's go into your fun facts.

• 1:05:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:05:35Drew Afualo?

  None of them are about wedgies, thankfully. Okay, this one, which I already knew. I knew Cutie made a custom cake for your birthday this year. But the truth is, Vanilla has a baking past herself. You used to have side hustle making and decorating custom baked goods?

• 1:05:51Speaker 02

  Yes, I did, like, okay, this was like a COVID, like, um-

• 1:05:56Drew Afualo?

  Sweet treats.

• 1:05:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was like, very loud, like, I'm bored as fuck, like, who want a cupcake? Like, literally, I was like, bored as fuck, who want, someone buy a cake, like, and I just-

• 1:06:04Drew Afualo?

  Do you like to bake?

• 1:06:05Speaker 02

  Um, I feel like at the time I did, but now I feel like it's, it feels like more of a task. And even then, like, sometimes I'd be like, what the fuck did I get myself into, like? So, yeah, not really, I don't really bake casually, like, no-

• 1:06:19Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, it was just something you just did.

• 1:06:21Speaker 02

  I just did it for a little bit, and I'm like, okay, it was fun, like, that was really it. I'm just like, I don't know, too much cleanup, like, the cleanup is what, I'm like, oh, like, it's too many fucking flour everywhere, like-

• 1:06:30Drew Afualo?

  I get what you mean, because I don't particularly love cooking or baking, like, it's just not my thing. Like, my man loves to cook, and I'm like, that's perfect, because I'll sit, I'll just sit here and talk at you.

• 1:06:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, perfect, while you're cooking, no, and that's like, and I love that, and I love that, it's like, because this is quality time at the end of the day.

• 1:06:48Drew Afualo?

  I was like, I, and he also, like, I think I slow him down when I'm in there, so that's why he's like, you just get out, it's easier if you're just- Not here. I'm like, okay, period. But sometimes I'll get like a random bug and I'll be like, maybe I'll make blueberry muffins today. And I'll make them and they'll be delicious and I'll be like, I'm never gonna do that ever again.

• 1:07:06Speaker 02

  And it's just never happening ever again.

• 1:07:08Drew Afualo?

  And that's it for me. I'm retired.

• 1:07:11Speaker 02

  I was like, I was in retirement for like quite some time with the baking, because it was like a covid hobby and then um. A few years ago, I had like told one of the girls that I danced with at the club that I baked and then she called me randomly one day. She's like, send me your, your like baking Instagram. Like, I don't even use it, like whatever. And so I sent it to her and then I got a DM from someone and she was like, hey, like I need a um, I need a cake from you, like your friend told me, like, um, because they're mutuals. And she was like, yeah, I need a cake for um, the Turnstile like Grammy after party. And Turnstile was like my favorite band. I was like, I woke up like literally sleeper agent. I was like, oh, I'll come out of retirement for this. I was like, I'll come out of retirement for this, like easy. So I did, that was the last time I did like a big baking project. That was like three years ago.

• 1:07:56Drew Afualo?

  Okay, well, you must have been pretty good at it then, if you're fucking.

• 1:07:59Speaker 02

  I mean, I was like, yeah, I was good enough, I guess. I was like, I made it work. I made it work.

• 1:08:03Drew Afualo?

  That's how I feel about Carrie. Carrie can bake her ass off. Hell, yeah. When I hosted Thanksgiving this year with my man and like, last year, not this past year, but the year before, when Carrie came to my house for Thanksgiving, she brought like eight desserts, like all homemade, labeled, all in individual little cup. Like she did, did the damn thing and we loved it, obviously. And then this past year, my sister was like, oh yeah, I told her like she doesn't need to bring nearly as much. And I was like, let me tell you something. Don't ever discourage that bitch from bringing sweets to my house ever again. If she wants to work her little fingers to the bone, you let her.

• 1:08:38Speaker 02

  They will get eaten. Yes. No, literally.

• 1:08:40Drew Afualo?

  Trust me, they will get eaten.

• 1:08:42Speaker 02

  To do, please let her, yeah.

• 1:08:44Drew Afualo?

  You let her do whatever she wants.

• 1:08:46Speaker 02

  I love that.

• 1:08:46Drew Afualo?

  Okay, uh, this one says, your dad had a giant collection of DVDs?

• 1:08:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, he does. He just, he's a big collector. He's like, and he likes a trinket as well. Like, he likes a little like fun little trinket as well. So that's where I get it from. Yeah, so. Um, but he has a lot of fucking DVDs. Yeah, he just. He loves movies. He's seen like every movie ever that's ever existed. Like, he literally has seen like every movie ever.

• 1:09:11Drew Afualo?

  Ever in the history of time, ever?

• 1:09:12Speaker 02

  Ever, like ever, ever, ever. Like, I like, sometimes I would come home and he's watching like black and white film. Like, what the fu- like, what is that? Like, literally, I'm like, how did you even get that? Like, just some of these movies that I'm just like, where is this? And it's not even like a black and white film that like, looks like it had a budget. I'm like, there's this like, I don't even know. Grandpa's home video or some shit.

• 1:09:30Drew Afualo?

  He's on a mission to watch every movie ever.

• 1:09:33Speaker 02

  It's crazy. So, yeah, he has a lot of DVDs, lots, lots of DVDs.

• 1:09:37Drew Afualo?

  I don't, I feel like I've seen a lot of movies, but I also feel like I haven't.

• 1:09:41Speaker 02

  I really have not.

• 1:09:42Drew Afualo?

  Sometimes when people go, have you ever seen this? Sometimes I go, yeah, even though it's not true.

• 1:09:47Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:09:48Drew Afualo?

  But that, but I say that because if I've seen like scenes from it or a trailer. I'm just like, well, I'm-

• 1:09:55Speaker 02

  I get the point.

• 1:09:56Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. I got the fucking meat and potatoes of it. Like, yeah, I've seen that movie. I'll say that like all the time. I'm like, yeah. I've never seen that movie.

• 1:10:04Speaker 02

  And there's been times where I've seen movies, like, and again, if it was like years ago, but I don't even fucking remember. So, I'm like, yeah, I saw the movie, but at what cost? Like, I don't fucking remember.

• 1:10:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:13Drew Afualo?

  That's why sometimes when I see like films that do really well, like, sometimes I watch them and I'm like, wow, what an incredible movie. Sometimes I watch them and I'm like, this movie was ass. And maybe I just don't know anything. Like, sometimes I really think I'm like stupid. Like, I'm like, in terms of art perception.

• 1:10:29Speaker 02

  And missing the like plot of it sometimes.

• 1:10:31Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, like, I'm like, I'm like sinners when I watch. I'm like, this was an incredible movie, top to-

• 1:10:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:35Drew Afualo?

  Top to bottom, don't need to convince me. When I saw, I'm trying to think of another movie I saw that I was like, what the fuck is everyone talking about?

• 1:10:42Speaker 02

  I, I have a good one. Okay, this, ah, what the fuck is it called? It's literally on my Letterboxd, because I hated it so bad. It's an eight twenty-four movie. It's called, um, it's like everyone's on drugs and they're fucking dancing. And, hold on, it's, it's gonna come to me. That's what it's about. Everyone's on drugs and they're dancing. It's literally, let me, hold on, I'm gonna pull up my Letterboxd. It's something like- God, I fucking hated it. But there, but people are like, this movie is so like, I swear to God. Okay, let me see. It's called Climax. Actually, I'll read you my Letterboxd review. This movie is a two-hour-long panic attack, so watch if you're into that kind of thing. But if you're normal, you're gonna think this shit was hot garbage.

• 1:11:24Speaker 02

  Don't get me wrong, there's some cool scenes as far as the cinematography goes, I'll give it that. But damn, this boo- this movie is a bunch of nothing sandwiches. Everything is ju-

• 1:11:34Drew Afualo?

  Nothing burger.

• 1:11:35Speaker 02

  Little nothing burger movie. Everyone's just on drugs and feeling, and feeling, wait, what? And, I don't know, I typed something wrong, whatever. Um, I was so pissed, I was just like, whatever.

• 1:11:46Drew Afualo?

  You have grammatical errors.

• 1:11:47Speaker 02

  And there's no storyline, it's so bad. Watch at your own risk. And by risk, I mean you're risking time of your life you will never get back by watching this movie. Okay.

• 1:11:55Drew Afualo?

  God damn.

• 1:11:56Speaker 02

  So I really hated it. But, cause it was just very panic-inducing, and the whole thing, it's just about like this group of like, they're like, these foreign students that like all end up getting accepted into this like dance program, that's like-

• 1:12:09Drew Afualo?

  I actually think I know what movie you're talking about now.

• 1:12:11Speaker 02

  They're all like, they had like just got accepted into it, and they're like having a party in this like gymnasium. And there's like this punch that they're all drinking, and someone drugged the fucking punch. And so then they're all just kinda like, whoa. And it's just, the whole movie is just them like following them on drugs. And people are like, fighting and screaming, and one girl sets herself on fire, like-

• 1:12:32Drew Afualo?

  So two-hour-long panic attack.

• 1:12:33Speaker 02

  There's like a baby, and he like gets trapped in a closet, and I'm like, what the fuck is happening? Like, and it's just nothing. Like, there's no, that's it. That's all that happens.

• 1:12:42Drew Afualo?

  Big ol' nothing.

• 1:12:43Speaker 02

  But there are people that are like, wow, this movie like is just-

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• 1:13:19Speaker 01

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• 1:13:51Speaker 02

  It just defied like every... I'm like, I must be dumb as fucking rock, because I thought that shit was hot garbage. Like, I hated it so bad.

• 1:14:00Drew Afualo?

  Oh, Amelia Perez, I watched that movie.

• 1:14:02Speaker 02

  I've never seen that.

• 1:14:03Drew Afualo?

  Girl, don't. Don't, it's bad. But I watched that with Alex and I remember going like halfway through it, I go, "How much longer is this movie?" I felt like I was being held hostage by it. I was like, "What is going..." And it's crazy because the story itself is like actually so interesting. Like, whatever elements of truth are in that story could have been something great. But when they started singing and shit, and there's like parts where they sing like about, "Oh, like, she wants a vagina." Like, there's a part where they literally say that, like, quite literally. And they're talking about like gender-affirming surgery.

• 1:14:42Speaker 02

  I'm crying.

• 1:14:43Drew Afualo?

  I'm like, it's Zoe Saldana. Like, I feel like I'm going insane. Like, that movie was all of her awards season.

• 1:14:48Speaker 02

  What's happening?

• 1:14:49Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I was like, I don't...

• 1:14:50Speaker 02

  I do feel like, because I didn't know anything about the movie, but I do remember seeing people making fun that the fact that they got like awards for it and shit.

• 1:14:57Drew Afualo?

  Everything and they won, a bunch of shit. I was so confused.

• 1:14:58Speaker 02

  And everyone was like, "Are we all on the same page?"

• 1:15:01Drew Afualo?

  That's why I said, I guess I have Charles Louise A. in my brain, so maybe that's why I can't appreciate it.

• 1:15:06Speaker 02

  You're like, because that's the pinnacle of like comedy to me, so...

• 1:15:09Drew Afualo?

  And I'll decide if I want to keep this in, but that's how I felt about Enora. Did you watch Enora?

• 1:15:13Speaker 02

  No, but, okay, and everyone's like, because I used to dance, everyone's like, "Girl, you have to watch Enora." And I'm just like, "Okay, I will," and I just never got around to it.

• 1:15:20Drew Afualo?

  It's like, good. Like, it's interesting. Like, the storyline is... I just like, it's a lot of screaming. And this is my impression of like, that, the main girl, the character.

• 1:15:30Speaker 02

  You fucking slut.

• 1:15:32Drew Afualo?

  That's it.

• 1:15:33Speaker 02

  And that's it.

• 1:15:34Drew Afualo?

  She says it the whole time, fucking, in like a, like a Jersey, like, east coast accent. And she's just like, so, honestly, she's really fucking annoying in it, like, I get it though, like, to a point, but like, there is a point at the end, bro. And maybe someone can explain it to me since I'm so fucking stupid. But at the end where she's talking to the, this is after she gets dumped by the main guy, spoiler alert. And then, um, she has to get out of the house and go back to being a dancer and like, go back to her old life. And then she's with the bald, like, security guy that's been like, nice to her the whole time. And then she's like, he says, why do you say that about me? Cause she says like, y- you have rape eyes, which again, like, that was another problem I had with it, was the way they joked about that shit, I really didn't like that.

• 1:16:17Drew Afualo?

  But he was like, what does that even mean? And she's like, oh, so you're telling me if you couldn't, you wouldn't, you wouldn't hold me down and you wouldn't fucking rape me? And then he goes, no, I wouldn't. Like, he's being genuine and earnest, he's like, no, I wouldn't. And she goes, yeah, you know why? Cause you're a fucking F slur. That's the end of that conversa- like, and then they just sit there in silence. And then I'm like, what the?

• 1:16:43Drew Afualo?

  That was her, like, drop the mic moment. Was like, being homophobic, and then, first of all, it was just so, and then it was like, then they sit in silence, they're sitting on opposite ends of the couch, and then it cuts to the next scene. And then everyone's like, this, just you guys, the, just the way the movie was just written, I'm like, what are you?

• 1:17:01Speaker 02

  You're like, written with, with slur? You're like, with hate speech?

• 1:17:06Drew Afualo?

  Poignant? Was it supposed to be emotional? Like, what was it, what, what, what feeling was I supposed to get? Other than disdain for that bitch, like, all it did was make me not like her. And then the next day, he drives her home, this is the end. Drives her home, she's looking at her old house, she's like, oh, fuck, like, now I gotta go back to the hustle, right? She's like bummed, she's like, fuck, right, sitting there? And then she looks at him and they're looking at each other and it's really intense staring scene. And then she gets on top of him and has sex with him. And then she starts crying, cause he's trying to look at her and she keeps going, no, and then, then she just sits there and cries. And then she gets out of the car, goes in the house, movie's over.

• 1:17:46Drew Afualo?

  Hey, what?

• 1:17:46Speaker 02

  Hey, great.

• 1:17:47Drew Afualo?

  Hey. That's why I said there was no empowerment for sex workers.

• 1:17:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, see, I feel like it almost like plays into this stigma.

• 1:17:54Drew Afualo?

  Yes, like it's like, which like, okay.

• 1:17:56Speaker 02

  Broken and like all this shit.

• 1:17:57Drew Afualo?

  Right, and it was very...

• 1:17:59Speaker 02

  I did not know that's, I literally, I didn't know anything about like how the movie went. I just knew that she had dated like a Russian guy or something.

• 1:18:04Drew Afualo?

  I was genuinely shocked when I watched it, cuz I thought, I must be a dumbass. Like, and that's okay. Like, if I, if I love watching Zootopia 2 over this, call it what it is.

• 1:18:14Speaker 02

  Then that's just what I'm gonna do.

• 1:18:15Drew Afualo?

  It is what it is, you know? Different strokes, different folks. Everybody has their flavor, but like, this is not mine. So I remember watching, I was like, well, but Sinners, I'm like, that's one where a few times the stars align, and the movie I really loved gets to go through awards season.

• 1:18:31Speaker 02

  That's kinda like when you said how like they kinda just like made her unlikable, and that's like, that's all it does. That's kinda what they did with Marty Supreme. Well, I get that's like the point of it, but like literally, I didn't know, I was like, oh my god, I fucking hate, like, that's the point.

• 1:18:42Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, you have like no one to root for.

• 1:18:43Speaker 02

  They make you like, cuz he sucks. Like, he's a shitty person, like, that's part of his character, but like, you're like, ah, fuck him, my god, he's the worst. Like, and then I'm just like, I don't know, like, what's... And the, the thing with Marty Supreme 2 is that there's like no, like, I mean, there, it's like kind of a happy ending, but it's like not that happy, so that's why I'm just like, I don't know, I wanted him to have like his redemption moment, I guess, and like make everything like worth all this bullshit that he's gone through, and it just doesn't happen.

• 1:19:07Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 1:19:07Speaker 02

  So I'm like, what the fuck?

• 1:19:08Drew Afualo?

  I agree, so I'm never really moved to go to see movies like that, like, I, I really have to like wanna watch it, which is how I felt about Zootopia, obviously. Even recently, I rewatched Monsters, Inc. When's the last time you watched that movie?

• 1:19:19Speaker 02

  I couldn't even tell you, but you wanna know which one slept on? The Monsters University, have you seen that one?

• 1:19:23Drew Afualo?

  I love Monsters Uni- I was going right, dude, I rewa- we watched it on Christmas, actually, Monsters University, cuz I'd been on a Monsters, Inc. kick.

• 1:19:31Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:19:31Drew Afualo?

  It's so fucking funny.

• 1:19:33Speaker 02

  So, so good, so funny.

• 1:19:35Drew Afualo?

  Now this is cinema, when I'm watching Monsters University.

• 1:19:38Speaker 02

  This is what a movie should be like.

• 1:19:39Drew Afualo?

  This now, this needs to go through awards season again.

• 1:19:42Speaker 02

  And I'm just like, it almost makes me sad too, because I'm like, I feel like as far as like a lot of the kids, with the exception of Zootopia 2. Like, a lot of the kids' movies, like, they don't have that same, like, it factor to them, yeah.

• 1:19:53Drew Afualo?

  It's not hitting as quite the same. I get what you mean. You know what's a good new one, though? Elio. Have you ever seen that one?

• 1:19:59Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:20:00Drew Afualo?

  So good.

• 1:20:01Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:20:01Drew Afualo?

  That one's real fucking cute.

• 1:20:03Speaker 02

  Elio.

• 1:20:03Drew Afualo?

  I know, it didn't really get a ton of, um, attention, I don't think, but it was honestly really fucking cute. I told my sister to watch it and she loved it, too.

• 1:20:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:20:12Drew Afualo?

  But I even told her, I was like, if you ever had kids, that's what they'd be like, because the kid in that movie is like, a big science nerd, and he loves space, and like, aliens, like, that's his favorite thing. And I was like, if she ever chooses to have kids, they're gonna be like that.

• 1:20:23Speaker 02

  They're gonna be like that?

• 1:20:24Drew Afualo?

  Big dorks.

• 1:20:25Speaker 02

  You're being a big dork.

• 1:20:26Drew Afualo?

  Big nerds. Okay, we'll go through the rest of these. Okay, so, this one says, "Growing up, your mom wouldn't let you cut side bangs, so you parted your hair completely over to the side."

• 1:20:37Speaker 02

  Yes! Okay, so I really wanted like a drastic scene haircut, like, the really big at the top, and then it gets like super PC at the bottom.

• 1:20:46Drew Afualo?

  Really, like, thin?

• 1:20:46Speaker 02

  Yes, yes, so I really wanted that, and I was like, my mom was a hairdresser, so I'm like, "Mom, please!", I'm like, showing her these pictures on Tumblr, I'm like, "Please, just let me have this."

• 1:20:55Drew Afualo?

  Honestly, that makes a lot of sense for you, that you would love that haircut.

• 1:20:58Speaker 02

  Yes, loved it so bad, and she was like, "No", she's like, "No, I'm not doing it, like, I'm just not", and then she, but she would like, she would like, compromise, and she'd give me like, some, some layers, but it wouldn't be like, anywhere near, like, what I wanted.

• 1:21:09Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, you wanted it like, real choppy, yeah.

• 1:21:11Speaker 02

  And she just wouldn't, she wouldn't do it, and so I was just, "My god", so she was, I was like, "Come on, I want a side bang", so she gave me like, a little bit of like, but I was like, "No, it's not enough", so I had to like, part my, like, literally, I would put it from like, all the way over here, and like, put it over my eye, but it was just like a long piece. Yeah, it was just like a long ass piece of hair, like, and then I really wanted like, cool colors, and like, the raccoon stripes and shit. Of course, she didn't let me do that, but she did, and this was like, I was so excited, she let me take one strand, that was like, maybe like, this thick, like, one strand from the back of my head, and bleach it and make it pink, and I was like, I was like, "I know this pretty rave girl", like, that was literally me, like, with the one, and you couldn't even fucking see it, like, it's literally, yes, like, it was...

• 1:21:55Speaker 02

  And I thought I was, and it was like, it faded in like two fucking days.

• 1:21:58Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:58Speaker 02

  Cause it was like some shitty like CVS dye, like, but oh my god, like you couldn't tell me shit.

• 1:22:03Drew Afualo?

  I did love those bangs. I had like the bangs that like swooped like that and then put a headband on top of them. Loved that look. My sister's bangs were always way better than mine, but I remember my sister's eighth grade year of, of school. She was really into Paramore at the time.

• 1:22:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:20Drew Afualo?

  So she wanted her cut haircut, look, she's not laughing anymore. She wanted to have her haircut as Hayley Williams. And my mom was like, I don't think that's the haircut for you. Like my mom was always trying to be like, I really don't know if that's the haircut for you.

• 1:22:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, just kinda like putting her.

• 1:22:34Drew Afualo?

  And she was like, you don't know anything and can I please get it? And then my mom was like, okay, so my sister cut her hair like that.

• 1:22:41Speaker 02

  Like the short, like when she had like the really short, like, yeah.

• 1:22:44Drew Afualo?

  Choppy as layers and the choppy as bangs. And we did go to great clips, so maybe that was partially bad job done.

• 1:22:50Speaker 02

  Right, right.

• 1:22:51Drew Afualo?

  But then when we, when she took her eighth grade picture, bro, like it's straight up like lesbian. Like that's what it looked, it looked very lesbian, like. And the hair was so short and the layers were like every other inch. She was like, and then the, the bangs were like this. And she straightened all of it and her hair's naturally curly.

• 1:23:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:23:10Drew Afualo?

  So it was like big and like, look, yeah, you can kinda see in that picture.

• 1:23:14Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:23:16Drew Afualo?

  And her MCR t-shirt.

• 1:23:18Speaker 02

  Oh my, I love it.

• 1:23:19Drew Afualo?

  Right, and then.

• 1:23:19Speaker 02

  I love it.

• 1:23:20Drew Afualo?

  Butch lesbian.

• 1:23:21Speaker 02

  So lesbian, so lesbian.

• 1:23:23Drew Afualo?

  Oh.

• 1:23:24Speaker 02

  Like this was never a phase. Like, yeah, no, that's so good though.

• 1:23:28Drew Afualo?

  And sometimes when she looks at it, she goes, oh my god, like when she looks back. But I was very, I was so particular about my hair that I never really tried anything new.

• 1:23:37Speaker 02

  Like crazy with it, yeah.

• 1:23:39Drew Afualo?

  Except bangs. I did get full front bangs and I had the thickest like hair on my scalp, but like specifically my baby hairs like thick as hell. So when I had bangs, it literally looked like.

• 1:23:51Speaker 02

  It's like a block.

• 1:23:52Drew Afualo?

  A helmet, almost like it was like so shiny and they were so like.

• 1:23:55Speaker 02

  Like perfect.

• 1:23:56Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and I would like straighten them and curl them in so they would hug my head like this, like a earring cuff.

• 1:24:01Speaker 02

  Yup.

• 1:24:02Drew Afualo?

  They just sit on it like this.

• 1:24:03Speaker 02

  Yup.

• 1:24:03Drew Afualo?

  And I used to think I was. Eating that shit down.

• 1:24:05Speaker 02

  That was the shit though. And then you wanna know what, what was popular too, what, what you obviously know, but like when, if you had like curlier wavy hair to just straighten the bangs?

• 1:24:14Drew Afualo?

  Yes, of course. And do like, um, scrunchie hair?

• 1:24:17Speaker 02

  Forget it. Like that was, that was.

• 1:24:19Drew Afualo?

  The moose, I would, I love, and I literally would straighten the fuck and then sometimes I would tie a bow right here. So it'd be like my straight bangs out like this. All my hair soaking wet looking.

• 1:24:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:24:30Drew Afualo?

  But frozen.

• 1:24:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:24:31Drew Afualo?

  Frozen in time, like crunchy. I remember I used to do that to my hair all the time. My mom would be like, don't put that much product in like.

• 1:24:38Speaker 02

  Need that much.

• 1:24:39Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, like one time I have a widow's peak, cause I'm, I'm, I have a very Eddie Munster hairline. But like when I really hated my widow's peak, especially when I wanted bangs because I'm like, these are so in the way. And one time I was looking at my widow's peak and I was like, hate that. So I went in the thing and I just cut it like this, like just straight up.

• 1:24:56Speaker 02

  Oh no.

• 1:24:57Drew Afualo?

  Pulled my hair down and just snipped and cut all of it off. And then when I cut it off, there was like literally five o'clock shadow right here. Well, actually it was like right here, but it was like fuzzy and like spiky at that point. Cause I was like, uh, cause I didn't know it was gonna turn out that way. So then I took a razor and then I just went like this and I just shaved all of it down. So my head, my widow's peak looked like your head. Just real buzzed right here and immediately turned gray, like almost immediately turned gray. And then I was like, oh, like looking at myself in the mirror and I was like, that looks so bad. It's all right. And I just like walked out of my bathroom. I was just doing that in my bathroom. And I walked out and like my mom, like everyone was sitting in the living room and I sat down and I was like, huh, like just like acting normal.

• 1:25:38Speaker 02

  Hey everyone, what I'm.

• 1:25:40Drew Afualo?

  And then my mom was like looking, she went, what did you do to your hair? And then I go, what do you mean? Like I literally was like, mom, what are you talking about? And she goes, did you cut your hair? And I go, no. Mind you, gray, gray and it's a big triangle on my forehead. And she goes, why would you do that? And I go, I just hated it. I didn't know it was gonna look like that. Obviously I didn't know that. And my mom like, she had to help me like style my hair because it literally looked like just a big gray triangle right here. For months, like. Like I had it for months.

• 1:26:15Speaker 02

  And then you just like have to grow it out?

• 1:26:17Drew Afualo?

  I just had to let it grow. Like I would, I would cry to my mom about it, be like, well, and she's, well, that's what happens when you fucking shave it. Like my mom was literally like.

• 1:26:23Speaker 02

  She was like so over it. She was like, well, what did you think, girl?

• 1:26:26Drew Afualo?

  I was gone for fifteen minutes and I came out with that, like just this on my head. Now I've like made peace with it. Now I love my widow's peak, but I just hated it when I was a kid. But now I love it to the point where like, one time I did VidCon. And my friend Hunter, who I love, he is wonderful. His name's Hunter Prosper. He's great. He does that thing on TikTok where he's like, let's read notes from three strangers or whatever. He's really sweet. Um, he was hosting the panel and Hunter also has a widow's peak. And like, they were putting these huge pictures of us up on these like big giant projector things and like, they were enormous, like literally from the floor to the ceiling and here how big they were.

• 1:27:06Speaker 02

  Like Rihanna on the Burj Khalifa, like.

• 1:27:09Drew Afualo?

  Genuinely huge. You could see every detail on our faces. And then he was like, man, they're blowing up our pictures so big. I go, I know, right? And I was like looking at him and like our pictures were right next to each other, he and I. And when we get on the stage, he's like clearly nervous, like he's like excited to host, moderate the panel. It's like me and three other girls. And so he's like chatting and then he goes Drew and he's like, oh yeah, our pictures are next to each other. I was like, hell yeah. I go widow's peak twins. And I think he doesn't care for his because then he went.

• 1:27:41Drew Afualo?

  And then like, and then I was like, I was obviously kidding, but obviously I was like, well, like I have it too, brother. Representation matters. And I was like joking about it because clear, in those pictures, like our widow's peaks are huge.

• 1:27:54Speaker 02

  I think a widow's peak is cute. You know, a lot of girls, when they do wig installs, they'll like purposely do a widow's peak now. It's like, yeah.

• 1:28:02Drew Afualo?

  I'm telling you, it's like a, I've seen people say it's a heart hairline and I'm like, tea.

• 1:28:06Speaker 02

  You're like, that's so cute.

• 1:28:08Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. And then like when I left the stage, my man, it was like an hour long thing. My man goes, I think you threw him off with that widow's peak joke. And I was like, oh, my fucking bad. I didn't know. I thought we all worked through it. Did we not all shave our widow's peaks at one point?

• 1:28:21Speaker 02

  At one point, like, did we not all like just have to accept it?

• 1:28:23Drew Afualo?

  Not all of us had five o'clock shadow on our foreheads. Nobody had that. Okay.

• 1:28:28Speaker 02

  Just me? Okay.

• 1:28:29Drew Afualo?

  I guess it's just me by myself. That's fine. Okay. This next one says, as a teen, you posted a cover of you singing Someone Like You by Adele. Were you good?

• 1:28:41Speaker 02

  No Drew, I wasn't good.

• 1:28:47Speaker 02

  I posted it on Tumblr, right? But this is the funniest part of it all. I tell this story, I tell this story on stream. I'm not even kidding, like, almost two years ago. And this was back when I had maybe a hundred viewers on Twitch, right? So I tell this story, I'm like, guys, oh my god, like, I wish I even, I didn't even know my, my old Tumblr username. I'm like, I wish I remembered my old Tumblr username, because I, I... Uh, at the time, I had thought that I had deleted the video, but I was like, y'all, I remember when I was younger, I posted this, um... This video on Tumblr of me singing Adele. Oh my god, thank god, that's, that's gone, right? Months go by, months, months, months, all of a sudden, one day, I'm, I'm streaming, and there's a link, someone sends a link, in my... And I'm like, what the fuck is that?

• 1:29:32Speaker 02

  I click on it, and I'm like, no, no, no! It's the video, I'm like, how the hell? Oh my god, and so then we, obviously, I had to watch it on stream, I was like, well, we have to live react to this. And, ever since then, it's just been like, I'm like, wow, you honestly, like, I don't even really know, like, it's been deleted now, I did contact Tumblr, and I'm like, listen...

• 1:29:55Drew Afualo?

  Take this shit down immediately.

• 1:29:56Speaker 02

  I'm like, this has gotta go, I'm like, listen, I'll do anything to prove that this is me, I'm like, but this has gotta go. This is really like, doing numbers on my mental health, now you have to understand? I was like, please, Adele wouldn't want this either, so please, like, just for everyone, yes. For everyone's sake, please, take it down, so they took it down, but, there's still the clips of me reacting to it, it's so fucking funny, and I'm literally, and I'm in the, my, like, it was like, a little past my scene era, but still was very heavily into the sidebang. So in the video, I do have like, a bit of the sidebang, and I'm like, at my like, desktop, like, computer that was in like, my family's office, and you could see all of my, my dad's nine million DVD collection, in the background, and I'm literally just like, ah, her.

• 1:30:38Speaker 02

  With the bang, with the bang, and I'm like, and it's just the funniest fucking thing ever, it really is so good, but yeah.

• 1:30:45Drew Afualo?

  I think I, I've told it on this thing before, but like, and I've used it actually in an ad, but like, when my sister and I made a Jonas Brothers fan submission video, like, to try and win tickets. That was a video that like... To this day is still, it's embarrassing to, it's humiliating to me for many reasons, but like, obviously not that humiliating, cuz I used it in an ad, like when I worked with SeatGeek, I literally used it in an ad, which got me the chance to meet the Jonas Brothers, like their team saw it.

• 1:31:10Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:31:11Drew Afualo?

  And they were like, we saw your video, like, would you wanna come meet them and make content? And I'm like, yes, but let's not talk about the video, I really don't wanna go into that. Um, but that video is one of those where I'm like,

• 1:31:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:31:22Drew Afualo?

  Cuz people still try to look for it, and I'm like, you'll never find it, it's privated, like, there's a reason why only I have it, and my sister, we're the only ones who have it, because like, there was a part, obviously, at the end where, uh, we, my sister put in pic, she was our editor, our filmmaker and editor.

• 1:31:37Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 1:31:38Drew Afualo?

  And she put in pictures and put graphics on it, but it was like, three of our four walls in our shared bedroom, like, till we were, she graduated from high school, um, all Jonas Brother posters.

• 1:31:49Speaker 02

  Be posters, like the magazine ones and shit, yeah.

• 1:31:52Drew Afualo?

  Ceiling to floor, though, like, three walls.

• 1:31:54Speaker 02

  Holy shit.

• 1:31:55Drew Afualo?

  So a fuck ton of pictures, like, eh, we put in quite a lot of man-hours doing that shit. And like, she put one picture of each wall, mind you, I didn't make my bed, um, my shit, my, everything looks like shit. And I didn't even bother to clean up when this bitch took the pictures, I was like, you couldn't have told me that you were taking pictures, I could've cleaned. But she like, took one of each wall, and then at the end of it, it's just, it just says like, one picture, and then on the picture, it says, welcome, and then the next one says, to the, and then the last one says, Jonas Sphere. Which we never called it that, I don't know where she got that from.

• 1:32:30Speaker 02

  That's even better.

• 1:32:31Drew Afualo?

  Like, she, I, we never called it that. But I remember when I watched the video, like, the edit, before we submitted it.

• 1:32:38Speaker 02

  The Jonas Sphere.

• 1:32:39Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, with the Jonas Sphere, when I watched it, I was like, oh my god, that end part, dude?

• 1:32:44Speaker 02

  You were like, chills.

• 1:32:45Drew Afualo?

  That was, I'm shaking, is this real?

• 1:32:47Speaker 02

  You're like, this is so good.

• 1:32:49Drew Afualo?

  But I was like, so cinema, like, I was literally like, blown away by the editing, I was like, whoa, how did you even come up with that, bro?

• 1:32:55Speaker 02

  How did you do that?

• 1:32:56Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:57Speaker 02

  So good.

• 1:32:58Drew Afualo?

  And I literally, like, since I posted that, people will still comment things like, um, I'm trying to book my vacation to the Jonas Sphere. Or they're like, oh, I wanna get married in the Jonas sphere. I'm like, the fuck out of my.

• 1:33:09Speaker 02

  Fucking shut up. Like, don't tell them about this. Oh, my god.

• 1:33:14Drew Afualo?

  We would sometimes make videos of ourselves just lip syncing, like, songs.

• 1:33:17Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, of course.

• 1:33:18Drew Afualo?

  Um, but like, the entire song. So the song would be like, four and a half minutes, singing the whole time.

• 1:33:23Speaker 02

  It's just the full, the full video?

• 1:33:24Drew Afualo?

  Singing the whole time. Like, just, just mouthing it the whole time. Sometimes reading the lyrics, but just like mouthing it the whole time.

• 1:33:30Speaker 02

  I love that. I miss that. I miss that shit.

• 1:33:32Drew Afualo?

  That's what the internet used to be. Just that.

• 1:33:34Speaker 02

  Just, simply just that. Just that. Yeah, I remember me and my friends, we had a sleepover. It was a Jonas Brothers. It was my birthday. It was a Jonas Brothers themed sleepover. I took all my posters from my room and put them in my basement. And that was like, me doing the theme. And we did a video where we did a choreo to, um, uh, Shaw- it was not Fireburnin'. It was another one. It was called like, Bass Drop or something Drop by Fi- by Sean Kingston. And we made a, we made a choreography to that song. And I'm like, those were the, and that was, and we made, we did a video, obviously.

• 1:34:08Drew Afualo?

  I know, and then you watch it and you're like, god, this is fucking incredible.

• 1:34:11Speaker 02

  We're so fucking good.

• 1:34:12Drew Afualo?

  And you love watching it back a million times. You just keep rewatching.

• 1:34:16Speaker 02

  Literally, I'm like, put me on Dancing with the Stars. I'm like, literally, get me on America's Got Talent. Like, we're so good.

• 1:34:20Drew Afualo?

  This got out? Who knows what happened? That actually reminds me, America's Got Talent. One time, my brother got an email, and he called my mom, and he goes, "I have huge news for you." Mind you, my brother's like, fourteen at the time. And he's like, "I just got an email from America's Got Talent, and they want me to come on the show." But it was one of those, like, fan things where they send them out, and they're like, "We want you at America's Got Talent." Like, "Apply down here to get, like, seat filler tickets." Like, it was to go watch the show. But he called my mom, and he's like,

• 1:34:53Speaker 02

  He's like, he's like, and this, he's like, and how are we gonna plan for this? He's like, and when are we gonna, when are we gonna find the time to do this?

• 1:34:58Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, he was like, "God, I just like, I can't even, they discovered me." My brother has no talent, by the way. Like, at this point, like, he has no talent.

• 1:35:05Speaker 02

  He hasn't, like, even posted anything for them to even, like, had fa- oh, I love that. But he was just like, yeah, of course they want me, like.

• 1:35:10Drew Afualo?

  One of our oldest bits with Donovan specifically was when he said he wanted to do stand-up for a living, because he watched the off- For the first time and he was like, this is so funny. I think I should do stand up, not the same things at all, but he was like, who cares? Cause my brother was like, again, fifteen or fourteen at the time. And he told my mom, like, can I practice my stand up with you? Like, he just came up with the idea and then was like, can I practice? And my mom was like, sure. And my sister just happened to be home, but I wasn't home at the time. So my sister recorded it and to this day, it is my most treasured piece of media because it is from years ago. So it's like, not that great a quality anymore. But we talked about it on our show together and he's literally gives this, he's doing stand up, he's pretending he's holding a mic. And it's just him like,

• 1:35:56Drew Afualo?

  summarizing the office. Like, that's really all he's doing in it. Like, he's just going like, and this guy, Michael Scott, like, he's just, he's like one of those.

• 1:36:09Drew Afualo?

  He's like, he just wastes time. Would bosses waste time? That's like how he's talking. He talks so like cartoony to him. And then my mom, this is my favorite part of the video. My mom goes, pause. Is this a stand up routine? Or is this just a summary of the office? You gotta tell jokes. I haven't heard one joke. My brother's been going for like five minutes. I haven't heard one joke yet. And then my sister's trying not to laugh because my brother's going, mm-hmm, like listening to the feedback.

• 1:36:38Speaker 02

  He's like, right, okay.

• 1:36:39Drew Afualo?

  No, and he's like, mm-hmm. And he like sits down in a rocking chair we used to have and he's like rocking back and forth and he looks pissed the fuck off like, because none of my mom's commentary is meaning anything to him. Cause in my brother's head, he's going, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I just killed.

• 1:36:54Speaker 02

  Like, this is funny.

• 1:36:54Drew Afualo?

  That's the funniest part about it is like, my brother's confidence is never shaken. Like, you can tell him, like, that was ass. And he'll be like, you don't know what you're talking about and kill yourself.

• 1:37:02Speaker 02

  Wasn't. He's like, but it wasn't though.

• 1:37:04Drew Afualo?

  He's like, well, let's ask the audience.

• 1:37:06Speaker 02

  Michael Scott.

• 1:37:08Drew Afualo?

  Why don't we call Michael Scott up and let's ask him?

• 1:37:10Speaker 02

  Why don't we call him up?

• 1:37:11Drew Afualo?

  And he even like brought a bunch of stuffed animals out of his room and he like lined them up.

• 1:37:15Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 1:37:16Drew Afualo?

  And then my sister goes, is this like a bit or something? Like, why don't you try with the animals? And my mom goes, no, that's the audience. He brought it out in the audience. And then she goes, well, why don't you try again, my sister? And my mom goes, no, he needs to practice more.

• 1:37:28Speaker 02

  No, let him like go and get a new.

• 1:37:30Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, no. He needs to get back in the writer's room.

• 1:37:33Speaker 02

  He needs all.

• 1:37:34Drew Afualo?

  He needs to workshop.

• 1:37:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:37:36Drew Afualo?

  And I, and when I think about that story, I literally think to myself, like, when people ask me, how did I get funny? That's the house I grew up in.

• 1:37:43Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:37:43Drew Afualo?

  My mom going, pause, is this supposed to be stand-up?

• 1:37:47Speaker 02

  Like, her just clocking it immediately, yeah.

• 1:37:48Drew Afualo?

  My mom's, she was. And we thought that video was so funny when I went on tour for a month, like, the two of us, we literally played that as an intro to our, to us coming out.

• 1:37:57Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:37:58Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, cause no one, no one had ever seen the video.

• 1:38:00Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 1:38:01Drew Afualo?

  We would just talk about it.

• 1:38:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:38:02Drew Afualo?

  So we would play that.

• 1:38:03Speaker 02

  You're like, here's the actual, like, the proof.

• 1:38:05Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:38:05Speaker 02

  Oh, my god, I love that. That's so cute.

• 1:38:07Drew Afualo?

  So I get it, like, I think it's a rite of passage to do things where you're like, fuck it, I'm gonna sing Adele on YouTube.

• 1:38:14Speaker 02

  And I'm, and I'm glad that I did, I'm glad that I did, because I'm like, okay, cause if you had told me when I was sixteen and I made that, that this was gonna come back and haunt me, like, almost ten years later, I wouldn't have, like, believed you, but I'm, I'm glad that I did it, you know what I mean? Because it was, it was vulnerable, like, I put myself out there, and, yeah.

• 1:38:32Drew Afualo?

  Let's just make fun of the girl who put herself out there.

• 1:38:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, right, like, I ju, I, I took a risk, like, God forbid a girl takes a risk.

• 1:38:38Drew Afualo?

  God forbid. God forbid women just wanna experience singing.

• 1:38:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, seriously.

• 1:38:45Drew Afualo?

  Okay, last fun fact.

• 1:38:47Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:38:47Drew Afualo?

  Your senior yearbook superlative was class clown.

• 1:38:50Speaker 02

  Yes, it was.

• 1:38:51Drew Afualo?

  That worked out, then.

• 1:38:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:38:52Drew Afualo?

  I think.

• 1:38:53Speaker 02

  It did, it did.

• 1:38:54Drew Afualo?

  Do you still talk to people from high school at all?

• 1:38:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I do, my best friend, um, Dylan, who, he also, like, works for me, he's, like, my, we've known each other, like, our whole lives. And then one of my other friends, Sam, um, he's actually coming out here for my Valentine's Day party.

• 1:39:07Drew Afualo?

  Oh, fun.

• 1:39:08Speaker 02

  So, yeah, so I have, I talked to a few, uh, a few people from high school still, not like so, so many, but I definitely do have, um, friends from high school still, so.

• 1:39:17Drew Afualo?

  People they knew even then?

• 1:39:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:39:18Drew Afualo?

  They sensed it about you.

• 1:39:19Speaker 02

  I know, and I didn't even graduate, I didn't, I dropped out, so I'm like, but I still made it in the yearbook, though, eh? I'm like, it was like, but it was like after the deadline, when they had already, like, printed all the shit, they were like, whatever, I guess, like, so I was like, yes. So I still was in the yearbook, so that was pretty cool, but, um, but, yeah, yeah, I got the class clown.

• 1:39:35Drew Afualo?

  I got a superlative my senior year too, but I got. Most like, most likely to wanna be, it was like, you would wanna be trapped on an island with this person?

• 1:39:45Speaker 02

  Oh, that's a good one.

• 1:39:46Drew Afualo?

  Which I guess, but I was like, this is either racist.

• 1:39:52Speaker 02

  Maybe a little racially motivated here, yeah.

• 1:39:54Drew Afualo?

  That feels like I'm the only islander in this goddamn fucking school and you guys picked me. Cause there was like funniest and I was like, well, that seems.

• 1:40:02Speaker 02

  That seemed kinda fitting too.

• 1:40:03Drew Afualo?

  More fitting for me, but what do I know?

• 1:40:06Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:40:06Drew Afualo?

  But I remember getting that one and I was like, really? That's the one I got?

• 1:40:09Speaker 02

  Okay, given the context then, if you were like the only islander at the school, it's like, really?

• 1:40:13Drew Afualo?

  It was literally just me by myself.

• 1:40:15Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:40:15Drew Afualo?

  I think there was one other girl, but not a lot of people knew she was someone, cause at that point, my sister graduated, my man had graduated, like, other, my other friends who were Polynesian. It was like just me.

• 1:40:24Speaker 02

  Oh, okay, so then, yeah, totally.

• 1:40:26Drew Afualo?

  I was like, damn, what the fuck? Like, it was me and some white guy that like, probably could be like Bear Grylls type shit and I was like, well, we're both dying if I go on the island with you.

• 1:40:34Speaker 02

  Cause you're, cause I, you're gonna piss me the fuck off.

• 1:40:36Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, honestly, I'm gonna kill myself. Like, that's kinda been my deal, like zombie apocalypse, end of the world, stranded on an island, offing.

• 1:40:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're like, that's where I draw the line. With another man too, it's like, I can't.

• 1:40:46Drew Afualo?

  Oh my god, I barely made it without my tiny bookshop. You think I'm gonna make it without my phone?

• 1:40:50Speaker 02

  Like, are you serious? Like, literally, I'm like, are you ser-? No, literally, I wouldn't even know where to start. Like, I always talk about two people, we're like, would you ever go on a show like Survivor or something? I'm like, baby, there is no surviving. I'm like, baby, the, I am not, I'm like, because the, the, the first day I get there and they're like, okay, all y'all have to eat for dinner is. The, we, oh, and then they're gonna be like, okay, so for the next month, you guys have this one pound bag of rice and you have to make, I'm like. That, that, that one night, they're gonna catch me behind, I'm like.

• 1:41:14Drew Afualo?

  You're giving.

• 1:41:14Speaker 02

  It's gone.

• 1:41:15Drew Afualo?

  Now I'm gonna starve.

• 1:41:16Speaker 02

  Literally, and I'm like, and it's, literally, and I'm like, and it's gone. And then they're gonna vote me off that day. Cause I don't give a fuck, like.

• 1:41:21Drew Afualo?

  I get out and they, and there's no air conditioning?

• 1:41:23Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:41:24Drew Afualo?

  No, go ahead and airlift me up. Airlift me out, I'm out. Sorry. Naked and Afraid, my friend and I in college went through a, a s-. A spell where we were always watching Naked and Afraid, cause it was just so fascinating to me, but I was like, oh, I would quit so fast. And I'm naked?

• 1:41:38Speaker 02

  So vulnerable, like the most vulnerable you could ever be.

• 1:41:41Drew Afualo?

  Random person who's also naked?

• 1:41:43Speaker 02

  Fucking naked.

• 1:41:44Drew Afualo?

  I'm like, well, first things first, you need clothes, cause it's upsetting me.

• 1:41:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:41:47Drew Afualo?

  You need them.

• 1:41:47Speaker 02

  Like even a leaf, like just put something like literally, I'm like, let's just make something happen here.

• 1:41:51Drew Afualo?

  I think that too, when people are like, oh, would you go on like, even like something like Fear Factor, I'm like, no.

• 1:41:58Speaker 02

  Fuck, no, no.

• 1:41:59Drew Afualo?

  Eating things, no.

• 1:42:00Speaker 02

  No, I can't do that. No, I'm like, baby, I can't.

• 1:42:03Drew Afualo?

  I'm not an adventurous person like that. I'm very like, no, thank you.

• 1:42:06Speaker 02

  No, yeah, same. I'm like, no, I'm comfy here. Like, I'm very okay here. Like, yeah, just things like that. I'm like, girl, I can't, I can't do it.

• 1:42:13Drew Afualo?

  I did like the mini version of Hot Ones, uh, like the online one, not the, not the real one. I did the mini one. And, um, when I did that, even that, like, I was like genuinely shocked at how hot the shit was. Like, I really was trying not to freak out. Like, I was like.

• 1:42:29Speaker 02

  I would be having a full panic attack.

• 1:42:30Drew Afualo?

  I was like, I'm gonna freak out, like, and then they told me, cause I did eat the wings multiple times because they asked some crazy fucking questions. I was like, I'm not answering that shit. And so I ate it, but I remember they were saying to like, at the end. Cause I was like, holy fuck, that shit is hanging out, like in my mouth. And they gave me, um, this like oatmeal ice cream, oat milk. Ice cream. It was like plain vanilla and that was the only thing that killed the burning. Like, I drank water, I drank milk, I like drank everything and I couldn't get it to stop. And then they told me, and the mini version, it's all the last hottest ones. I was like, oh, so you tell me after, perfect.

• 1:43:08Speaker 02

  Great.

• 1:43:08Drew Afualo?

  You guys couldn't give me the first two, you had to give me the last four. And they said they make it harder like that because it's so much shorter and less time, obviously. But I remember like, I was like, okay, okay. Cause I'm like, I'm a sensitive tummy girl sometimes. And I was like, okay, I don't feel too bad. When I got back to my hotel, bitch.

• 1:43:26Speaker 02

  Game over.

• 1:43:26Drew Afualo?

  Felt like I was cupping my butt like a little kid, running to the bathroom. I was like, oh my god.

• 1:43:30Speaker 02

  Game over. No, I see, I wouldn't be able to do that. And that, that, that, cause is it like, you have to either answer the question or eat the wing, is that?

• 1:43:37Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:43:38Speaker 02

  So it's like they ask you. Literally, I'm like, they could, they could ask me whatever the fuck. I'm like, here's my address, here's my, I'd be like, I'm not eating that.

• 1:43:45Drew Afualo?

  I bit one wing and I go, that's how they, and I literally was like, I'm gonna have to start burning bridges.

• 1:43:50Speaker 02

  I'd be like, wait, no.

• 1:43:51Drew Afualo?

  I'm gonna start adding people directly. I can't do this. Like, I'm never gonna survive.

• 1:43:55Speaker 02

  Literally.

• 1:43:56Drew Afualo?

  You're so me, my Virgo twin.

• 1:43:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:43:59Drew Afualo?

  We're a lot alike in that sense.

• 1:44:00Speaker 02

  Exactly. I'm like, I can't.

• 1:44:01Drew Afualo?

  Have huge eyes.

• 1:44:02Speaker 02

  Yes, we both do. Yeah, we both do.

• 1:44:05Drew Afualo?

  I think about that all the time when you said, when you were poor and you were like.

• 1:44:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, literally like legit as soon as I came out the womb like doctor literally was like holy shit like what the fuck?

• 1:44:14Drew Afualo?

  Oh my god.

• 1:44:15Speaker 02

  Like like literally what the fuck like I was like is she okay? Yeah, she's just fucking staring at me. Literally like verbatim, like verbatim, like like dude, so funny.

• 1:44:25Drew Afualo?

  I was a enormous baby, so I was just, I was like a huge head baby.

• 1:44:29Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:44:30Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I was like almost ten pounds, I was nine pounds, twelve ounces.

• 1:44:31Speaker 02

  Whoa, okay, I was like eight, so I was kinda a little bit on the heavier side.

• 1:44:35Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, you're like, or you were just normal size.

• 1:44:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm like, is that, what's normal? Like seven, eight?

• 1:44:39Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, seven, eight.

• 1:44:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:44:40Drew Afualo?

  I was nine, twelve, so I was almost ten.

• 1:44:43Speaker 02

  Dang.

• 1:44:44Drew Afualo?

  My brother was ten, twelve.

• 1:44:46Speaker 02

  Dang.

• 1:44:47Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, my, my man was literally almost twelve pounds.

• 1:44:49Speaker 02

  Holy fucking shit.

• 1:44:52Drew Afualo?

  Big ass baby.

• 1:44:52Speaker 02

  That's insane, oh my god.

• 1:44:54Drew Afualo?

  I'm literally, I'll show you pictures of my man when he was a kid, like, he was enormous.

• 1:44:58Speaker 02

  Like, did he just look like, like a grown, like?

• 1:45:01Drew Afualo?

  Like a, a unk.

• 1:45:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, like unk, like, yeah, like, you're like, that's a grown man.

• 1:45:05Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, like his outfits, like when he was like, I think three or four, he was wearing like, I mean, like, eight-year-old clothes because he was just that fucking large, like, genuinely a huge baby. I was like, oh my god, your mom is a warrior.

• 1:45:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, literally.

• 1:45:21Drew Afualo?

  Giving birth to you, your mom's warrior. And his brother is tall like him, but not as like big, so like his brother was like, itty bitty tiny.

• 1:45:28Speaker 02

  Like skinny, but like tall, yeah.

• 1:45:29Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, like itty bitty, he was the biggest baby. That's why every time I look at his baby pictures, he looks, he's dressed like an old man because those are the only clothes that-

• 1:45:38Speaker 02

  Cause he has nothing, that's actually really funny.

• 1:45:39Drew Afualo?

  He had like so many Tommy Bahama, like, like Hawaiian shirts, like buttoned down.

• 1:45:44Speaker 02

  He's like literally four, like, and like, yeah, like, oh my god.

• 1:45:46Drew Afualo?

  His first day of school, he's wearing like a big Tommy Bahama shirt, a white t-shirt underneath and like jean, like jorts.

• 1:45:53Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:45:54Drew Afualo?

  And he's like, he's about three feet tall, which is crazy.

• 1:45:56Speaker 02

  This is like a little grandpa vacation, like-

• 1:45:58Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, he's like literally standing tall as fuck and enormous, like the biggest child I've ever seen.

• 1:46:02Speaker 02

  Holy shit.

• 1:46:03Drew Afualo?

  So thank god I don't want kids, cause if I had, oh bitch.

• 1:46:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, oh, forget it.

• 1:46:07Drew Afualo?

  If I had kids, based on how big I am and how big he is,

• 1:46:10Speaker 02

  Tearing, you're tearing easily, yeah, no fuck that.

• 1:46:11Drew Afualo?

  Forget about it, bitch, I'm big, I would be giving birth to fifteen-pound babies, like, you're nuts.

• 1:46:16Speaker 02

  Not happening.

• 1:46:17Drew Afualo?

  Well, on that note- Thanks for coming to back to the show.

• 1:46:20Speaker 02

  Thank you, thank you. This was so much fun.

• 1:46:22Drew Afualo?

  Thank you so much. Someday we should go to the Champs-Élysées together.

• 1:46:25Speaker 02

  Yes, oh my god, I can't wait.

• 1:46:27Drew Afualo?

  We can relive it together.

• 1:46:28Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:46:29Drew Afualo?

  Thank you so much for coming back. I fucking love you.

• 1:46:31Speaker 02

  Love you.

• 1:46:31Drew Afualo?

  You're the best. You're amazing.

• 1:46:33Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:46:33Drew Afualo?

  For the maybe one person that logged on today and doesn't know who you are, where can they find you?

• 1:46:38Speaker 02

  Um, Vanilla Mace on Instagram, Twitch, all that good stuff.

• 1:46:42Drew Afualo?

  Everywhere. You guys know Vanilla, there's no way you don't, especially if you're on TikTok. Is there anything else you want to promote?

• 1:46:47Speaker 02

  Um, nope.

• 1:46:50Drew Afualo?

  Nope?

• 1:46:50Speaker 02

  I'm like, nope.

• 1:46:51Drew Afualo?

  Perfect, just the stream.

• 1:46:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:46:53Drew Afualo?

  And all socials. Obviously you guys know we love Em here, she's the best. But thank you all so much for tuning into this episode. Thank you so much for my amazing guest Vanilla Mace. Don't forget, new episodes of the comment section drop every Wednesday. You can stream the audio on all streaming platforms, but the video is for free and exclusively on our favorite platform, Spotify. Thank you so much for my amazing guests. Thank you so much for watching and I'll see you next week. Bye.