MISTAKE-A-TINI Ft. Tefi Pessoa and Eric Sedeño | Episode 157

We have another ALL-STARS episode for you this week team!! Tefi and Eric return to the show as a duo to explore the timeless question “what is ghosting, really?” and discuss who Tefi should date, spilling a martini on Sofia Vergara, being publicly down bad, Eric’s past working in a Best Buy warehouse, Drew has a big reveal about a new hobby she’s pursuing, Eric’s bob makes a special guest appearance, and so much more. Tefi IG: https://www.instagram.com/hellotefi/ https://www.instagram.com/hellotefi/?hl=en Tefi Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hellotefi https://www.tiktok.com/@hellotefi?lang=en Eric IG: https://www.instagram.com/ricotaquito/ https://www.instagram.com/ricotaquito/?hl=en Eric Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ricotaquito https://www.tiktok.com/@ricotaquito?lang=en Follow The Comment Section on IG! https://www.instagram.com/thecommentsection/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:32Speaker 01

  Every time I see Eric, by the way, he always wears that fuck ass I love Latina shirt.

• 0:36Speaker 02

  What's wrong with that? I love Latina.

• 0:39Speaker 01

  I love Latina.

• 0:41Speaker 02

  The worst part is I got it in Spain.

• 0:44Speaker 01

  Cut that out.

• 0:48Speaker 01

  Fuck collective.

• 0:56Drew Afualo?

  Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show. Sorry, me, your fave, everybody knows me, who cares about me? Onto the guests today, we have two all-stars. And we are in the New York studios, so don't freak out, the shit hasn't changed. It hasn't changed. We're in a different place for the 6,000th time. Anyways, on to the all-stars today, we have the iconic, the hilarious, my besties from different people, Tefi Pasua and Eric Sedenya.

• 1:25Speaker 02

  Latina hours have come in.

• 1:28Drew Afualo?

  It kicked off.

• 1:29Speaker 01

  I love those shoulders that you did.

• 1:33Speaker 02

  A biddy, biddy, bump. No, no, I can't.

• 1:35Speaker 01

  Como la flor.

• 1:38Drew Afualo?

  I actually do know that song.

• 1:39Speaker 01

  I know you do.

• 1:40Drew Afualo?

  Welcome back to the show, team. How are we feeling?

• 1:43Speaker 02

  I'm very scared.

• 1:44Drew Afualo?

  It's been a while.

• 1:45Speaker 02

  I feel like.

• 1:45Drew Afualo?

  Since I've had either of you on.

• 1:46Speaker 01

  I had pink hair.

• 1:47Speaker 02

  You said a lot of stuff about me in the press, and we have to tackle it today, and I'm just a little nervous.

• 1:51Speaker 01

  Don't check Twitter.

• 1:52Speaker 02

  I saw it. I saw it.

• 1:53Drew Afualo?

  Don't look at the chats. Don't look at the snark reddits.

• 1:57Speaker 02

  I saw you on Reddit.

• 1:59Speaker 01

  Rico Taquito snark is amazing. No, that's an amazing title.

• 2:03Drew Afualo?

  I never look up my snark pages, do y'all?

• 2:06Speaker 01

  No, I don't even think I have one, which is fine.

• 2:09Drew Afualo?

  I didn't even know if there was one. I didn't even know about snark pages until like end of last year. I didn't even know they existed.

• 2:14Speaker 01

  You know what, guys? If there is one about me, go crazy.

• 2:17Drew Afualo?

  I don't.

• 2:17Speaker 01

  Like, I have no idea.

• 2:19Drew Afualo?

  They do.

• 2:19Speaker 02

  They do something sinister on that site.

• 2:21Drew Afualo?

  That I'm sure. Well, they've had my face on wanted posters on Reddit for like years. So that's why I think I didn't know about snarks.

• 2:28Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 2:28Drew Afualo?

  They hate me on that, because mostly men are on there.

• 2:31Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:32Drew Afualo?

  So they're like, they would write, I remember I saw one, I made it my Twitter header for a while when I still had Twitter. But it says, does anyone know that loud, loud bitch on TikTok? I think her name is, and then they wrote you off walla, one upvote.

• 2:48Drew Afualo?

  So I took a picture of it, made it my Twitter background for a long time.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  That is so funny.

• 2:52Drew Afualo?

  I love that.

• 2:52Speaker 01

  I love, I loved Reddit so much for two reasons. One, unlikely animal friendships. A duck and a dog. What else do you, what else do you fucking need? Like, the tiger and the piglets, we've all seen it, you know what I mean? Like, the deer and the dog, the deer and the cat, like, that's incredible. So that's like an incredible source for unlikely animal friendships.

• 3:16Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 3:16Speaker 01

  And then two, I'm not the greatest with tech. So like, any specific niche problem you have, like, there's some dude that's answered.

• 3:26Drew Afualo?

  Right. I love Reddit for that, too.

• 3:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, and then one day, I was scrolling through, and I also love like the Matrix ones, where it's like, an unlikely coincidence. Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee. And then one day, I saw someone say, does anybody have snark on Taffy Pizzola? And I deleted my comment.

• 3:45Speaker 02

  Really?

• 3:45Speaker 01

  I was like, I have a lot of snark on the bitch.

• 3:47Drew Afualo?

  I'm taking my ball and I'm going home.

• 3:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's it.

• 3:50Drew Afualo?

  I don't want to play anymore.

• 3:51Speaker 01

  And I miss unlikely animal friendships every day.

• 3:55Speaker 02

  Well, the Taffy lore runs deep. They would have a field day. There's so much lore. Every time you open your mouth, I'm like, oh.

• 4:00Speaker 01

  I have to stop drinking around you.

• 4:04Speaker 01

  I'm like, I have one sip of alcohol. I'm like, Eric, my papa?

• 4:08Speaker 02

  There's some stories they start spilling out.

• 4:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  It's literally one drink in.

• 4:11Drew Afualo?

  That's also because Teffy knows everybody.

• 4:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:13Drew Afualo?

  Famous too. Like, Teffy's famous person tea is piping hot. Every time I see her, I'm like, I'm like, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me, let me, let's go back to that last one.

• 4:22Speaker 01

  And then Bill and I leaned into my ear.

• 4:26Drew Afualo?

  And you think that's a joke. That's the crazy part. You think that shit's a joke.

• 4:29Speaker 01

  Bill, Bill, we love you.

• 4:32Speaker 02

  Like, even the last time we were together, like, Sofia Vergara, you went up to her.

• 4:37Speaker 01

  No, please, Eric.

• 4:39Speaker 02

  And I was like, you know Sofia Vergara?

• 4:41Drew Afualo?

  Oh, yeah, I already know. I know that story. I think I know that story.

• 4:44Speaker 01

  Because it makes my butthole want to fall off. Cringe.

• 4:47Speaker 02

  And we were like, looking like, yay, Teffy, yay. And then she came back. She's like, you don't even want to know what I did.

• 4:51Speaker 01

  I spilled an entire martini in her lap. I'm Sofia, que pena, que pena, que pena, que pena, que pena, que pena, que pena, que pena. Perdón, perdón, disculpa. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. Stop. Well, like, I used to work as a wardrobe assistant to a celebrity stylist, and Sofia Vergara was a client. So, like, I had three martinis. The first two martinis are flirtinis. The third martini is mistakeatini.

• 5:13Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 5:13Speaker 01

  Always. Or I didn't mean to fuck you, teeny. So then, well, after my third martini, I went up to Sofia, and I probably drooled at her or something while I was speaking. And I remember I got up because I had, like, my alarm went off, like, oh, you're embarrassing yourself. And as I got up, I like, because I was kneeling over her. Probably like, doing nozzies with her. I couldn't.

• 5:38Drew Afualo?

  Nuzzling her?

• 5:41Drew Afualo?

  You remember me, right?

• 5:43Speaker 01

  Remember me? I steamed all your stuff.

• 5:46Drew Afualo?

  That one time 10 years ago.

• 5:48Speaker 01

  And I was like, and my mouth is coming on me. And then as I got up, the whole martini, and I saw her go like this, and I just ran back to Eric and to Eric's arms. And he said, get off me.

• 5:58Drew Afualo?

  And get this, Eric did nothing to stop it.

• 6:00Speaker 01

  No.

• 6:01Drew Afualo?

  So if anything, he hates women.

• 6:02Speaker 01

  No, Eric looked at me in my eyes and said.

• 6:04Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 6:05Speaker 01

  I'm gonna be Eric and you be Teffy. Look at me and be drunk. That is so embarrassing.

• 6:11Speaker 02

  I did say that. I did. I was like, like, no, there's no way. Cause I was like, there's no way that really happened. And she's like, it did. But the Tefi lore runs deep. Like, there's always something happening.

• 6:22Drew Afualo?

  That's true.

• 6:22Speaker 02

  You surround yourself with like an energy.

• 6:25Drew Afualo?

  That was honestly a really great Eric impression. When me and Eric worked TikTok in the mix together. We had the best time ever. Bonded like real sisters. But then I remember, remember those guys, we had to confront those men that were being rude to my sister and my agent. They were like blocking their view of the stage. And I was like, hey, should you, we asked them to move? And Jason goes, I already did, but they just keep, they said the last time we asked them, they were like, no. And you could stand anywhere, like, but Jason and my agent Alex are so small, like, they're so short, they can't see. And so the two of them are not confrontational. So then they were just sitting there.

• 7:00Speaker 01

  Jason probably went, okay.

• 7:01Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. She was like, they said no. And, and so then I was like, okay. So I stood up and I like tapped him on the shoulders like, hey, can you, do you mind scooting to the left? And he was like, no. And to my face, to which I respond with, why? And then we were just looking at each other. And then I was like, is there a problem? Like, no? Okay, then. And then Billy came and stood next to me. And then the two of us were talking to those two men and it was just awkward tension.

• 7:27Speaker 01

  Eric, what did you say?

• 7:28Drew Afualo?

  Eric said when we left, he goes, that was the scariest thing that's ever happened.

• 7:32Speaker 02

  I was like, that was so insane. I was like.

• 7:35Speaker 01

  I picture Eric standing like this. Yeah.

• 7:38Drew Afualo?

  No, he literally was so afraid.

• 7:39Speaker 02

  I was like, well, we weren't in the same couch. We were like different couch. And when your man stood up, I was like, oh, it's going down. Like something bad. He's a big man. Like, it's scary.

• 7:50Drew Afualo?

  We went back to, to go host, you and I, you were like, just the two of you, like, standing next to each other, look, you look so upset. I was scared.

• 7:58Speaker 02

  I was scared. They're gonna kill someone. Like, someone's gonna die.

• 8:04Drew Afualo?

  Again, him doing nothing.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  I was sitting, I was observing.

• 8:07Drew Afualo?

  He is simply a voyeur. He's just peeping all the tea.

• 8:11Speaker 02

  I just like, I like to observe.

• 8:13Drew Afualo?

  Did it, has anything embarrassing happened with you?

• 8:15Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 8:15Drew Afualo?

  And famous people?

• 8:16Speaker 01

  Well, remember, I saw you on the street and you told me after your birthday party, you got diarrhea.

• 8:23Speaker 02

  Okay, you have to use that word.

• 8:26Speaker 02

  And I did, I was, I had.

• 8:27Drew Afualo?

  Sorry, choro.

• 8:28Speaker 02

  I, I didn't have.

• 8:31Speaker 02

  Okay, speaking of diarrhea though, I did just have norovirus and I did lose five to 10 pounds.

• 8:37Speaker 01

  Oh my god, I can't tell at all.

• 8:38Speaker 02

  I'm estimating, I don't have a scale. And no one has complimented me.

• 8:41Drew Afualo?

  Based off how this blazer's fitting me?

• 8:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, based off how these shoulders are a little loose. And no one has complimented me.

• 8:47Drew Afualo?

  Right, not one person.

• 8:48Speaker 01

  Have you seen that episode of Girls where it's like, if I look really skinny, it's because I...

• 8:54Speaker 02

  I'm like looking really frail. It's like I haven't eaten all day, so...

• 8:57Speaker 01

  Unless it's like, you look exactly the same.

• 9:01Speaker 02

  No, but my birthday, I ate at the Nines. Have you ever been?

• 9:04Speaker 01

  Mm-mm.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  It's like, you've been?

• 9:06Speaker 01

  The Nines, yeah.

• 9:07Speaker 02

  And I don't know what I ate, but it literally like, I went out the night of my birthday. The next day I was like, I'm hungover. And then I was like, oh, I'm not hungover.

• 9:15Drew Afualo?

  It's just food poisoning.

• 9:16Speaker 02

  And I was so thin.

• 9:18Speaker 01

  We were...

• 9:19Speaker 02

  At the beginning of my, first day of my, first day of the year, of my new year.

• 9:22Speaker 01

  His new age, uh, what is it, 38?

• 9:26Speaker 02

  I just turned 21, you guys, so...

• 9:29Drew Afualo?

  21, 10 years ago.

• 9:30Speaker 01

  We're just trying to get our steps in, so we're walking around and then we're like, in an hour, we'll go get drunk. You know what I mean? Like, that's the finish line. One thing about me and Flora is we're gonna go get fucked up.

• 9:40Drew Afualo?

  You're pre-gaming.

• 9:41Speaker 01

  Exactly. We're pre-gaming with 10,000 steps. And so we're walking and I'm like, oh my god, Eric and Ruben. And I see Eric and Ruben and they're like, like... And I'm like, oh my god, hi. And they're like, oh my god, hi, we haven't eaten in 24 hours.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  No, literally.

• 9:58Speaker 01

  And they were like, blue or green.

• 10:00Drew Afualo?

  Cause you were both sick?

• 10:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:01Drew Afualo?

  Were that the norovirus?

• 10:03Speaker 02

  No, that was like, back in August, yeah.

• 10:05Drew Afualo?

  Oh shit.

• 10:06Speaker 02

  It was like, it was really...

• 10:07Speaker 01

  Cause he's a Virgo.

• 10:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:08Drew Afualo?

  You and me both, girl.

• 10:10Speaker 02

  Leo? No. I always think you're a Leo and you get so offended.

• 10:15Drew Afualo?

  Cause Leo's our evil.

• 10:16Speaker 01

  I'm a Leo Moon, but I'm on the last day of cancer.

• 10:19Speaker 02

  So you're like a cuss.

• 10:20Speaker 01

  That's not real.

• 10:23Speaker 02

  I think you're a Leo.

• 10:24Speaker 01

  If I'm Colombian, am I almost Venezuelan?

• 10:28Speaker 02

  I'm not putting words...

• 10:30Speaker 02

  Don't put words in my mouth.

• 10:34Drew Afualo?

  Has anything embarrassing ever happened with you and a celebrity? I know Tevye's told me, a million.

• 10:39Speaker 01

  Okay, well...

• 10:42Speaker 02

  I'm trying to think.

• 10:44Speaker 01

  Jeff Goldblum tried to [__] me. I'm thinking.

• 10:46Drew Afualo?

  That's actually true. And if you go watch the videos, you could tell.

• 10:49Speaker 02

  No, everyone wanted it to happen, too. They were rooting for you.

• 10:51Drew Afualo?

  They were rooting for it.

• 10:52Speaker 02

  We were all rooting for you.

• 10:53Speaker 01

  Thank you so much. His wife seems so nice. But anyway.

• 10:58Drew Afualo?

  She does. I met her, too.

• 11:01Speaker 02

  I don't know. One time I went up to this, do you know the, I forgot her name, and I don't want to mispronounce it, but she's from Mean Girls. And she's like this beautiful Indian girl, and she plays like-

• 11:11Drew Afualo?

  Oh, yes, in the new Mean Girls.

• 11:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:14Speaker 01

  Ateka.

• 11:15Speaker 02

  I recognized her, and I was like, that's my friend. And I like, and I was like, at an event, and I walked, I was like, hey. And then I was like, oh, hey. And she literally looked at me like, like, like, she was like, who the fuck are you? And then I was like, you don't know me.

• 11:27Speaker 01

  I am good.

• 11:28Speaker 02

  And I walked away. And that's it. Like, I just like, didn't know what to do. I was like-

• 11:32Drew Afualo?

  Said, you don't know me.

• 11:33Speaker 02

  I thought she, we knew each other, and then we didn't. And I was like, we don't know each other. And I walked away.

• 11:36Speaker 01

  My mom-

• 11:37Speaker 02

  I like, that's my most recent one.

• 11:38Drew Afualo?

  You just ate it and left.

• 11:39Speaker 02

  I was like, I was like, oh, we don't know each other, and I walked away.

• 11:43Drew Afualo?

  Never mind.

• 11:44Speaker 02

  But like, I can't, I never spilled anything.

• 11:45Speaker 01

  Thank God you didn't make it weird.

• 11:46Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. I know. You made it so weird.

• 11:49Speaker 02

  I don't know why, I don't know why.

• 11:51Speaker 01

  If you would have played it off, because they go to so many events, and if you would have played it off, been like, I met you at the Variety thing, she would have been like, oh, my God, of course.

• 11:58Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 11:59Speaker 01

  You have to lie more.

• 12:00Drew Afualo?

  He can't lie. Like, Eric isn't capable of lying.

• 12:02Speaker 01

  Well, he just told us he lost five to 10 pounds.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  And that was the truth.

• 12:07Drew Afualo?

  And that's a range.

• 12:08Speaker 02

  And that was the, I gave you a range?

• 12:10Drew Afualo?

  It could be more.

• 12:11Speaker 02

  It could be more. You don't know.

• 12:15Drew Afualo?

  When I did the Oscars, like, two years ago, I had to do like, a little tour thing in the day before, because they were like, showing where I was gonna stand and stuff. And they were like, oh, yeah, we sent out, like, the ask ahead of time, like, oh, we're gonna have someone with TikTok, like, please stop if you would like to, whatever. And she was like, Paul Mescal's like, so excited, like, he loves TikTok, he's seen you. And I was like, Pedro Pascal? And then she goes, no, Paul Mescal. And I go, oh. Because I, I'm not kidding, I thought Paul Mescal was Logan Lerman.

• 12:44Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 12:45Drew Afualo?

  So I was like, Percy Jackson. Like, and then she goes, and then she just kind of turned around and just kept talking. And I was like, oh. And then Jason was like, that's not Paul Mescal. Like, as soon as we were alone, she's like, that's not, I don't know who you're thinking of, but that's not Paul Mescal. And I go, it's not the guy from Percy Jackson? And I go, oh, and then I go, oh, so it's not. And I was like, and so he's also not in 13 Reasons Why. And she goes, that's a completely different.

• 13:10Speaker 02

  Those are two different white boys.

• 13:11Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, yeah. And I thought all of them were Logan Lerman.

• 13:14Speaker 01

  I, the way you absorb young adult content too, like, get her, like YA, oh my God, so sorry, sorry. I said, sorry, okay. And the way that you like, my cousin's the same way. Like, let me tell, like, let's go out to the club. You might be the love of your life. She's like, no. And I'm like, okay, why don't we dress like Dobby? She's like, no, you're talking.

• 13:39Drew Afualo?

  She's like, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.

• 13:40Speaker 01

  Literally.

• 13:40Drew Afualo?

  That is, that is me. Yeah, it's very, I don't know anyone, but I have the confidence that I do.

• 13:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:47Drew Afualo?

  Which is kind of bad, but you know.

• 13:49Speaker 01

  No, no, no.

• 13:50Drew Afualo?

  Like I normally, me and Jason joke all the time that she's like, Anne Hathaway in The Devil Wears Prada and I'm Miranda Priestly. Like she's whispering in my ear, the names of everybody and who, how I know them, where I met them last.

• 14:01Speaker 02

  I've texted so many people about like, Tiffy knows everything.

• 14:04Speaker 01

  That's not true.

• 14:04Drew Afualo?

  And every one.

• 14:05Speaker 02

  No, like everything, I could just watch her storytimes. I'm like, okay, I learned 18 things. Your brain has such a specific pocket for like, things that are happening.

• 14:14Speaker 01

  I know. I need people to stop also messaging me, telling me I'm autistic. That is not.

• 14:20Speaker 02

  That's it.

• 14:25Drew Afualo?

  Congratulations.

• 14:26Speaker 01

  People are like.

• 14:28Drew Afualo?

  I get that all the time too, to be quite honest with you.

• 14:30Speaker 01

  Tiffy, I'm autistic and I love astrology. I love pop culture and I also have a history of ED. And I'm like, doesn't that make me?

• 14:38Drew Afualo?

  A girl. Teenage girl.

• 14:41Speaker 02

  That's a regular person.

• 14:42Speaker 01

  What about a youthful spirit?

• 14:44Drew Afualo?

  Well, I've talked to Joe and Andrew about it too. Like, I get diagnosed all the time on everything. Anytime I say any, any sort of interests that I have or don't have. Oh, well, obviously I know what you have. It's this, and they diagnose me.

• 14:56Speaker 01

  I'm like, I'm a cancer.

• 14:57Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I attribute it to that all the time.

• 14:59Speaker 01

  One thing though, I tell my therapist every Thursday at 11 a.m. Are you sure it's not BPD? Are you sure? Cause I feel really strongly. She's like, no, no, no, that's just shame. I'm like, oh, that's worse. Don't do your job right now.

• 15:14Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, that's worse. Sometimes my therapist, I'm like, when I make her laugh, I'm like, gotcha. And then I forget what I was saying.

• 15:21Speaker 01

  No, it's like, me just constantly performing.

• 15:23Speaker 02

  You're like doing Showtime. I already know. You're like, send that to your life.

• 15:28Drew Afualo?

  I'm like, I get to talk about me. And then sometimes I'll be talking for 40 minutes and I go, I'm sorry, what did you ask me? I like completely forgot. And she goes, I was just asking how your week went. I go, oh, that's right, that's right, that's right.

• 15:39Speaker 01

  You know how sometimes you'll go to a stand-up show and the person will have like a notepad, like, I'm just gonna like try some stuff?

• 15:44Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 15:45Speaker 01

  That's me in therapy. I'm just gonna try some stuff.

• 15:47Drew Afualo?

  Just throw everything out there. What about you, Eric? Do you like have fun in therapy?

• 15:50Speaker 02

  I had a therapist. I gave her up for...

• 15:54Speaker 01

  Lent?

• 15:56Speaker 02

  Well, yes. That's what I'll say. No, I like tried it and then she wasn't getting the vibe. Like, I need like, I was like, we were not vibing.

• 16:04Drew Afualo?

  Laugh at one of my jokes.

• 16:06Speaker 02

  Like, seriously. And like, no, I was like, oh.

• 16:09Speaker 01

  She didn't get you?

• 16:09Speaker 02

  No, she didn't get me. And then I was like, I need a gay guy. And then I never found him. So...

• 16:13Drew Afualo?

  T, T, T, T, T.

• 16:14Speaker 02

  I'm just kind of free balling.

• 16:16Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 16:16Speaker 02

  It's so fun. Like, oh my god, no therapy.

• 16:19Drew Afualo?

  I freeballed last year and it wasn't fun.

• 16:21Speaker 01

  As did I. And I almost shaved my head.

• 16:25Drew Afualo?

  Me too.

• 16:26Speaker 01

  Made it.

• 16:26Drew Afualo?

  Me too. On live.

• 16:28Speaker 02

  That would've been a serve.

• 16:29Drew Afualo?

  I almost went live.

• 16:29Speaker 01

  You are, you want me to...

• 16:31Speaker 02

  Bleach the eyebrows, shave the head, new era for Tuffy.

• 16:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:34Speaker 02

  I see it for you.

• 16:35Speaker 01

  Thank you so much.

• 16:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:37Drew Afualo?

  And then I just start walking barefoot everywhere.

• 16:39Speaker 01

  No, no, wait.

• 16:40Drew Afualo?

  Grounding. Grounding. That's my new, that's my new thing.

• 16:43Speaker 01

  I do see that in Los Angeles a lot.

• 16:44Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. Not here, though.

• 16:46Speaker 01

  In New York?

• 16:47Drew Afualo?

  Not New York. Mm-mm.

• 16:48Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 16:49Drew Afualo?

  It's also so fucking cold here. What's going on?

• 16:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're not used to this.

• 16:53Speaker 01

  It's a polar vortex.

• 16:54Drew Afualo?

  I hate it. It's truly so terrible.

• 16:56Speaker 01

  The first time, like my first year in New York, it was a polar vortex and I was so broke. I would layer three cardigans on top of each other. And I used to like pray at night for like my family, my friends, and said I could afford a coat. That was like my thing. My mom's like, go to Macy's. Go get a fucking coat. And then I, and then I did. And I had the same coat, I think, for like five years.

• 17:21Drew Afualo?

  And she did that by candlelight, Eric, because she's so much older than us.

• 17:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:24Drew Afualo?

  Can you believe that?

• 17:25Speaker 01

  Well, when I...

• 17:25Speaker 02

  She had that oil in that little thing. She had that little like sleep hat and then a nightgown.

• 17:31Speaker 01

  And when I went to Saint Ben, go...

• 17:37Speaker 02

  You were giving Lily Rose Depp in Nosferatu.

• 17:40Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 17:42Drew Afualo?

  I haven't watched it yet. Have you guys seen it?

• 17:44Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. I need him bad.

• 17:45Drew Afualo?

  It's two.

• 17:46Speaker 01

  I need him real bad.

• 17:48Speaker 02

  We need to talk about your type, because it's getting scary.

• 17:53Speaker 01

  My type is someone who doesn't like me.

• 17:56Drew Afualo?

  Her type scares me too, honestly. She was talking to me about someone not too long ago and I go, I'm gonna be honest, when you were telling me about him, he scares me.

• 18:05Speaker 01

  You mean December?

• 18:09Drew Afualo?

  I was like, he scares me. I'm afraid of him.

• 18:11Speaker 01

  Drew goes, are you alone with him?

• 18:14Drew Afualo?

  Do you spend time alone with him? Because he scares me.

• 18:20Drew Afualo?

  He frightens me.

• 18:21Speaker 01

  We're always in, I'm always in a public place, God.

• 18:24Drew Afualo?

  Well, that's, I told Tevye, I'm like, it's because you're the most interesting woman alive. You need to date someone. She dates these lunatics and it's because they're more, they're just a little bit more interesting than her.

• 18:35Speaker 02

  They're matching her vibe. Crazy needs.

• 18:38Drew Afualo?

  Her freak.

• 18:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:39Speaker 02

  But if she had someone bland, she would just run right over.

• 18:43Drew Afualo?

  No, let's, let's split the difference.

• 18:44Speaker 02

  Like, there's no way.

• 18:45Drew Afualo?

  That's why I said, let's split the difference.

• 18:45Speaker 02

  Although I did meet you when you were with that really boring guy. Remember you had pink hair and that?

• 18:49Speaker 01

  Please!

• 18:49Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm not allowed to talk about that?

• 18:51Drew Afualo?

  Wait, I know that guy.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was boring.

• 18:53Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, he was. Wait, no, I'm thinking of a different guy.

• 18:55Speaker 01

  No, you're thinking of the same guy.

• 18:56Drew Afualo?

  It's the same guy?

• 18:56Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 18:57Speaker 02

  He was a little boring, right?

• 18:58Drew Afualo?

  He was boring to you? He was annoying to me.

• 19:00Speaker 02

  Oh, he like said five words.

• 19:02Speaker 01

  Unfortunately, I've always dated a mute who is a little guy.

• 19:06Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 19:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:07Drew Afualo?

  That is your type, yeah.

• 19:08Speaker 01

  And it's like a little bit of a ham.

• 19:10Drew Afualo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:11Speaker 01

  But I, my therapist last Thursday said, I said, this year I want to start dating people who like me. And she went, yes. And I was like, you're poor, you're a poor angel.

• 19:23Drew Afualo?

  She said, finally.

• 19:25Speaker 01

  Every time I say like, oh, so I went on a date with this guy or something, or this person, and I can see her eyes go, uh-huh.

• 19:33Speaker 01

  Because she says that I'm a love addict. And then I said, what does that mean? Because I've been single for three years. Don't you think a love addict would get a dose?

• 19:43Speaker 01

  Want to feel it a little bit? You know what I mean? Like, okay. Just please, sir. But she said.

• 19:49Speaker 01

  But she said, um, most people in society are love addicts because of the media and marketing. Like, it's not normal for you to check your phone or like to be obsessed with somebody or to like imagine your last name and stuff like that. Like, that's not normal. And like for your day to be, um, based on the communication and the other person. Like, that is signs of love addiction. And it's just like attachment theory. But she made me read this book where it's like anxious and anxious and avoidant, but anxiously attached with a, um, present mother and un-present father and reverse, and same for avoidant. And let me fucking tell you. I want to know less.

• 20:30Speaker 01

  Because that is so, because essentially, the best thing to do for everybody is to just be like vulnerable. And I'd rather shit out a knife. Yeah. So that's. Well, I don't want to do that. So what's the other option? Because then I have to walk around. I have to walk around knowing that there is somebody in this world that has me in their phone with evidence that I was down ba-ba-bad. Yeah, I feel that. Ba-ba-bad.

• 20:59Speaker 02

  You should start being publicly down bad.

• 21:01Speaker 01

  What the fuck? No.

• 21:02Speaker 02

  Yes, Brittany Broski does it all the time. I love to see it. We love to see it.

• 21:07Speaker 01

  Brittany Broski is down bad all the time.

• 21:08Speaker 02

  All the time. I love it.

• 21:10Speaker 01

  But I need to be left with a little fucking pride. Yeah. You know, like something.

• 21:13Speaker 02

  No, we don't.

• 21:14Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 21:18Speaker 01

  I love that Eric thinks the worst thing he's ever done to somebody is lead them on a little. Like, he always says this story about-

• 21:24Speaker 02

  Do you ghost people all the time?

• 21:26Speaker 01

  No. Wow. No, okay, what is ghosting? Is ghosting like, if I, if we went on one date, I don't owe you anything.

• 21:35Drew Afualo?

  That's what I say all the time. We talked about ghosting before, Eric and I.

• 21:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:39Drew Afualo?

  We're not-

• 21:40Speaker 01

  If we're, if you've met my friends-

• 21:41Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 21:42Speaker 01

  And you've been around me and we've gone out together, I'm not gonna ghost you.

• 21:45Drew Afualo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 21:46Speaker 01

  But you're gonna see evidence that-

• 21:48Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 21:48Speaker 01

  Like, you're gonna feel it coming.

• 21:49Drew Afualo?

  If I won the lottery, you wouldn't know, but there would be signs.

• 21:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly.

• 21:53Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 21:54Drew Afualo?

  If I start to resent you, there will be signs.

• 21:56Speaker 01

  Like, I'll say things like, "Thanks, buddy." Like, I'll say stuff like that, you know what I mean?

• 21:59Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, we start friend zoning.

• 22:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:01Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I told Eric, I think on the last episode we filmed together, it was like two years ago, we talked about ghosting, and I was like, "I'm a fan personally." Depending on your level of commitment.

• 22:10Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 22:10Drew Afualo?

  Like, depending on like, like, obviously if you've been in a committed relationship-

• 22:13Speaker 01

  If we've had unprotected sex, you're my boyfriend, or girlfriend, like, you're in a committed relationship.

• 22:16Drew Afualo?

  Well, and I, I think of it like, taking the train. Like, if I met you on the train, like, I don't need to tell you when I get off. I met you one time. This is my stop, see you later. However, if we got on the train together, and we've been talking the whole time, then I would have to let you know I'm departing-

• 22:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:31Drew Afualo?

  For some reason. But if I just met you, I'd just stand up and get off.

• 22:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:35Drew Afualo?

  That's how I see it.

• 22:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:36Speaker 01

  I see those videos where like, a girl before she's about to ghost you. I've never ghosted someone after being like, "I wonder what our kids would look like." No, I'm, I wanna make a hair doll of you, if I say that.

• 22:47Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 22:48Speaker 01

  Like, I wanna just spit in my mouth. I wanna bottle your odor, your armpit odor. If I say that to you, are you joking?

• 22:54Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, come on now. What about you, Eric? What kind of partner are you?

• 22:58Speaker 02

  I'm just like-

• 22:59Drew Afualo?

  Do you have a hair doll of Ruben?

• 23:00Speaker 02

  I should make one.

• 23:01Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 23:02Drew Afualo?

  I think you would be beautiful.

• 23:03Speaker 02

  No, like, when me and Ruben started talking-

• 23:04Speaker 01

  He's stunning.

• 23:05Speaker 02

  I would like call, I would be like having panic attacks, he'd then text me for like four hours, and I'd call my friend Jen, I'd be like, be like, "Yeah, I'm just like, I'm feeling really anxious."

• 23:14Drew Afualo?

  And look at him sitting on his high horse.

• 23:16Speaker 02

  No, literally.

• 23:17Speaker 01

  Love that.

• 23:17Speaker 02

  And she'd be like, it's gonna, and I would like lie, I'm like, "It's about work, like, it's my job, it's getting to me," and she's like- You're gonna survive-

• 23:23Speaker 01

  TikToking?

• 23:24Speaker 02

  No, this is when I had a job.

• 23:25Drew Afualo?

  Oh, okay.

• 23:26Speaker 02

  Like, I had a real job. I was like a real member of society, after a day.

• 23:30Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, this is before we were-

• 23:31Speaker 02

  No.

• 23:31Drew Afualo?

  Jesters on the internet.

• 23:32Speaker 02

  She was like talking me off the ledge, and I'm like, then he'd text me back, and I'm like, "I'm good, girl."

• 23:37Drew Afualo?

  You're actually having a great day today.

• 23:39Speaker 01

  I think I'm gonna go to the gym.

• 23:41Speaker 02

  One time before, though, I think this guy, he was so into me. You know when like someone's like, like, not love bombing you, but you like, they just want your attention so bad.

• 23:49Drew Afualo?

  My entire life.

• 23:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:51Drew Afualo?

  And then I'm like, my thought you, okay.

• 23:54Speaker 02

  I'm just like, you're eating it up. Oh, it's like the best thing ever. And then I knew he liked me and I was just like, hmm, I don't know, but I like the attention. And he texted me like, I missed you so much today. And then I was just not feeling it. So I said, I missed you too, girl.

• 24:13Speaker 02

  No, no, no. I said, I missed you too, miss girl, like miss girl.

• 24:17Drew Afualo?

  Me too, diva.

• 24:18Speaker 02

  He called me on the phone. He said, that hurt my. No, literally. Like, he called me on the phone. He's like, that hurt my feelings. And I was like.

• 24:25Drew Afualo?

  Damn, and he confronted you?

• 24:27Speaker 02

  I was like, miss girl, it's okay.

• 24:29Drew Afualo?

  Sorry, diva.

• 24:30Speaker 02

  I was, no, literally, I was like, diva, we're good. I was really trying to like.

• 24:35Drew Afualo?

  Spinning, friend zoning like a motherfucker.

• 24:38Speaker 01

  You guys already hooked up after, by this point?

• 24:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, several times. We were actually seeing each other, like.

• 24:41Drew Afualo?

  Miss girl.

• 24:42Speaker 02

  Miss girl. I don't know.

• 24:43Drew Afualo?

  That hurt your feelings?

• 24:46Speaker 02

  It's like, girl.

• 24:46Speaker 01

  Someone was like, you remind me so much of my sister.

• 24:50Speaker 02

  Oh, that's a crazy thing to say.

• 24:51Drew Afualo?

  That's a really rude fucking thing to say to me.

• 24:53Speaker 01

  I was watching Enora and loved it, but I, uh, this one, I got on like, because I watched Enora and my phone heard it. I got back on stripper talk, thank God.

• 25:06Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I'm on stripper talk too.

• 25:08Speaker 01

  And then, did you see that one TikTok that the girl was like, my most request, the thing people say to me the most is like, you remind me so much of my daughter.

• 25:15Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I've seen that too. My mom.

• 25:17Speaker 02

  That's fucked up.

• 25:19Drew Afualo?

  Daughter, it's like daughter, like daughter or stepdaughter, which is fucking.

• 25:22Speaker 01

  Sorry, we weren't talking about traumatizing things, so I just needed to bring that back. Yeah, of course.

• 25:26Speaker 02

  That's fucking crazy.

• 25:27Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, disgusting.

• 25:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:29Speaker 02

  Oh, that like, ooh, that hit me. That's a wild.

• 25:33Drew Afualo?

  I know, men are so gross.

• 25:34Speaker 02

  Men are nasty.

• 25:35Drew Afualo?

  They're so nasty.

• 25:36Speaker 02

  Get them out of the room.

• 25:38Drew Afualo?

  Clear them out.

• 25:39Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 25:40Speaker 01

  I know, I missed it so much, but what?

• 25:45Speaker 02

  We gotta do like a, we gotta get you something.

• 25:48Speaker 01

  I know, sometimes I like.

• 25:50Speaker 02

  A dose.

• 25:51Drew Afualo?

  A dose. I actually, wait, that reminds me, I'll tell you after we finish.

• 25:54Speaker 01

  No, tell me.

• 25:55Drew Afualo?

  I have someone in my head that I was like, I'm gonna see if he sucks, cuz if he doesn't, I'm gonna try to set him up with Teffy.

• 26:00Speaker 01

  Mouth the word to me.

• 26:01Drew Afualo?

  I, you don't know him, that's why you have no idea, which is a good thing, I think you need someone that's not in this. In it, in it enough, like.

• 26:08Speaker 01

  Adjacent.

• 26:09Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, like runs parallel to it.

• 26:10Speaker 01

  Hi.

• 26:11Drew Afualo?

  One time I told Teffy, I was like, why don't you try dating an athlete or something, she goes, oh, cuz I have this like crazy dream where I like monogamy, so.

• 26:19Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 26:21Speaker 01

  Papa, do you hear me?

• 26:24Drew Afualo?

  And I was like, no, I know, I tell people that all the time about athletes especially, I'm like, well, are you cool with being a sister wife? Cuz that's kinda what you do when you start dating one.

• 26:31Speaker 01

  No, I, uh, Teffy dreams a little dream of not being professionally cheated on.

• 26:37Drew Afualo?

  No, for real.

• 26:38Speaker 01

  Like, I imagine.

• 26:38Drew Afualo?

  That's what they do in the offseason.

• 26:40Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 26:40Speaker 02

  They're training a different, they're training a different.

• 26:42Drew Afualo?

  They're exercising a different muscle in the offseason.

• 26:44Speaker 01

  That's how they keep their competitive edge.

• 26:46Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I have.

• 26:47Speaker 01

  My game. Fucking my friends raw, so.

• 26:49Drew Afualo?

  My nail girl was telling me a story about someone who was like, she matched with like a NFL player, I told Teffy this story. But after she spent like a week with him, he only saw her at night, between the hours of nine to three, PM.

• 27:04Speaker 01

  Because his wife and children are over at home.

• 27:06Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, so like, he only came to the hotel to see her at night, and then she was like, what are we, never heard back from him. But she was talking, asking me about it, and I said, how old is she? And she said, 21, I go, well, there's that, and then she goes, well, yeah, he said, maybe, I think he's just busy, like, with practice and training, and I was like, it's March. He's a football player, they're in offseason.

• 27:26Speaker 02

  He's in, oh my god.

• 27:27Drew Afualo?

  I said, girl, the, the Super Bowl just ended like two weeks ago, it's March.

• 27:31Speaker 02

  Please.

• 27:32Speaker 01

  Young lover girls, naive, wide-eyed and bushy-tailed lover girls remind me of Tiny Tim. And Merry Christmas, everyone.

• 27:41Speaker 01

  For real, and I'm like, snap out of it, bitch.

• 27:45Speaker 02

  Oh my god, yeah, being like young and like really wanting love is like that weird, like, you're like willing to do anything.

• 27:51Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 27:51Speaker 02

  There is no pride, like it's.

• 27:53Drew Afualo?

  Fucking losers.

• 27:54Speaker 02

  I was on the ground.

• 27:56Drew Afualo?

  That'd be fucking crazy.

• 27:57Speaker 01

  Nobody more naive than a girl getting back in the streets after a long relationship.

• 28:04Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 28:05Speaker 01

  Because they have, they're like, oh, you like somebody, you get to know each other, become your boyfriend, I'm like, and I'm like that meme of the veteran with the shell, with the thousand-yard stare, I'm like.

• 28:14Drew Afualo?

  Honey, you got a big-

• 28:15Speaker 01

  Get real with yourself!

• 28:16Drew Afualo?

  You have a big storm coming.

• 28:17Speaker 01

  I know. One of my friends, a long time ago, was like, "I think I'm gonna break up with my boyfriend." And I was like, "Look at me." If this was Lady and the Tramp, I'm like, or like The Aristocrats, I'm like, "Those stray cats." And you're like, fluffed up at home, yeah. "You don't want to be out here."

• 28:34Drew Afualo?

  You wouldn't last a day in the streets, you hear me?

• 28:36Speaker 01

  I know, like, hearing the hinge notification is like a veteran hearing a firework. I'm like, "Don't." Is that okay to say?

• 28:45Drew Afualo?

  We'll see, we'll revisit it in the edit.

• 28:46Speaker 01

  Well, you guys will let me know.

• 28:50Speaker 01

  I'm sure about that, yeah.

• 28:51Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, we don't miss the streets. Eric, do you miss the streets?

• 28:53Speaker 02

  No.

• 28:53Speaker 01

  You motherfucker.

• 28:54Speaker 02

  And the gay streets are crazy.

• 28:55Speaker 01

  No, the gay streets are insatiable.

• 28:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, because monogamy doesn't exist in Brooklyn, really, that much.

• 29:01Speaker 01

  No. My rule is, I cannot... Can you say "suck dick" on the comment section?

• 29:06Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, of course you can.

• 29:07Speaker 01

  Thank you Spotify, thank you Papa. I refuse to suck someone's dick if a guy has sucked their dick, because I can never match that level of enthusiasm, like, the two hands and the gagging and stuff, like, I'm not gonna do that. And it's not even your birthday.

• 29:21Drew Afualo?

  It's not Veterans Day.

• 29:22Speaker 01

  No, it's, please.

• 29:23Drew Afualo?

  It's not Arbor Day.

• 29:24Speaker 02

  You're anti-bisexual?

• 29:25Speaker 01

  I'm not anti-bisexual.

• 29:26Speaker 02

  She doesn't believe in him. She just said it on the pod. Bye, seriously, she doesn't believe in you guys. LGBTQ guys, we gotta rally, let's get Tefi.

• 29:36Drew Afualo?

  She is a bisexual, but she doesn't believe in you.

• 29:39Speaker 01

  I believe in bisexual men. I just don't understand why you guys discover that you're bisexual when you're dating me. That is really-

• 29:47Drew Afualo?

  My only problem with it is that.

• 29:48Speaker 01

  Like, how is dating me helping you see that you like men, too?

• 29:52Speaker 02

  No, we could be sister wives, because we're given this, we look like twins.

• 29:56Speaker 01

  Right. I know, and my man would like you more than me.

• 30:00Speaker 02

  And what's wrong with that?

• 30:02Drew Afualo?

  Then you make perfect sister wives.

• 30:04Speaker 01

  I was dating this guy, and I was like, one, I was like, okay, I was dating this guy, and he's bi, right? And I was like, "Is it 50/50?" And he goes, "No, it's like 70/50." And I was like, one, I'm really concerned, because that means you like men, too, and two-

• 30:18Drew Afualo?

  70/50?

• 30:19Speaker 02

  70/50.

• 30:20Drew Afualo?

  Okay.

• 30:21Speaker 02

  0202.

• 30:22Drew Afualo?

  Well, now I have the it, and it has nothing to do with that.

• 30:24Speaker 01

  You know I know that you're gay? Because bisexuals can't do math.

• 30:30Speaker 01

  If you ask me to calculate the tip, I'd start sobbing.

• 30:34Drew Afualo?

  I had a guy make up a word once to my face while he was talking down to me about being smart.

• 30:39Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 30:39Drew Afualo?

  And telling me how smart men are compared to women. And I was like, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

• 30:44Speaker 01

  Was it irregardless?

• 30:46Drew Afualo?

  I think it might have been conversated. And it's converse. So he was like, yeah, the way I conversated with him, I said, pause.

• 30:55Speaker 01

  I told my mom.

• 30:55Drew Afualo?

  I just realized I'm busy tonight, so I won't be able to see you.

• 30:58Speaker 01

  Damn, that sucks. The subscriber you have dialed. Damn. Has been conversated.

• 31:04Drew Afualo?

  I've got a lot of conversating to do tonight, so I actually realized I can't go. But I feel like I used to, when I was dating, when I was in the streets, I feel like I would cut people off for very small reasons.

• 31:14Speaker 01

  Four score and seven years ago?

• 31:15Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, two billion years ago, thank God.

• 31:18Speaker 02

  I was like, I would ghost people like full on and be like, aww, and then never respond ever.

• 31:22Speaker 01

  Is that why you asked me?

• 31:23Speaker 02

  No, I was just curious if you ever do that.

• 31:25Speaker 01

  Because you do it?

• 31:26Speaker 02

  But I think it was an.

• 31:27Drew Afualo?

  I did it in college.

• 31:27Speaker 02

  I think it was an immaturity thing, more than like, I don't know what to say, and I don't want to do this anymore. So I'm not, I'm not responding.

• 31:34Drew Afualo?

  Exit a relationship.

• 31:35Speaker 01

  You'd rather someone wonder if you're the bad person than give them evidence of you being a bad person?

• 31:40Drew Afualo?

  Tell him, Taffy, tell him.

• 31:42Speaker 02

  She's my new therapist.

• 31:45Speaker 02

  Wait.

• 31:46Drew Afualo?

  There's a game right here for you to be, to be her therapist.

• 31:52Speaker 01

  You know what kills me is that Eric is the man of my dreams.

• 31:57Speaker 01

  Kills me.

• 31:58Drew Afualo?

  Right, both in looks and personality.

• 32:00Speaker 02

  I need him with the wig on. Have you guys cut to me? Eric is the man of my dreams.

• 32:05Speaker 01

  You are the man of my dreams. When I walked in, he went, skinny. And I was like, I would fuck you.

• 32:13Drew Afualo?

  Okay, you don't need to ask me. It's fine. I'll do it.

• 32:16Speaker 02

  And she didn't say it back. Let me just point that out. And I'm five to 10 pounds lighter today, too.

• 32:22Drew Afualo?

  Mind you.

• 32:23Speaker 02

  Mind you.

• 32:24Drew Afualo?

  This is me skinny, mind you.

• 32:26Speaker 01

  When Eric and I speak to each other, it is almost like talking in a mirror.

• 32:30Drew Afualo?

  Right. And also to a reflection of a person you wish you could date. Clearly, he's the full package.

• 32:36Speaker 01

  He's the full package.

• 32:37Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 32:41Drew Afualo?

  Obviously. That is actually, that actually is T. Eric is the man of your dreams.

• 32:46Speaker 01

  He is.

• 32:46Drew Afualo?

  That's actually T.

• 32:47Speaker 01

  He's emotionally unavailable.

• 32:48Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 32:49Speaker 01

  Thinking about men when we're together.

• 32:50Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 32:51Speaker 01

  I'm just, I'm kidding.

• 32:52Drew Afualo?

  Has a great sense of style, great jewelry.

• 32:55Speaker 02

  Good hair.

• 32:55Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 32:57Speaker 01

  Good hair. I do think that it's a little fucked up, though, that when you wear that long wig, then like, what were you before? You were like Jacob.

• 33:04Speaker 02

  I was Jacob from Twilight.

• 33:05Speaker 01

  And people kept, I think I got 200 texts.

• 33:08Speaker 02

  And like, one of the top, one of the top comments was like, "Do you look like Taffy Pizzola?"

• 33:11Speaker 01

  No. Well, that's when you could pin comments, you pinned it.

• 33:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:15Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I did.

• 33:16Speaker 02

  I did. I did pin that comment.

• 33:19Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, with that wig on, you're like, "What's wrong with that?"

• 33:24Speaker 02

  Literally, that's why I brought this here today. To make that video.

• 33:27Speaker 01

  I hate that you have highlights in it, too.

• 33:30Speaker 02

  This might, "What's wrong with that?" "Oh, a girl can't get her hair done anymore. Y'all hate to see the pretty, the pretty girl wig." How about that?

• 33:39Drew Afualo?

  It's illegal to be stunning and gorgeous, apparently.

• 33:41Speaker 02

  Okay, this wig with this blazer, I should be a lawyer, like.

• 33:46Speaker 01

  You look like you barely survived that divorce by the skin of your teeth.

• 33:49Drew Afualo?

  You look like-

• 33:50Speaker 02

  And I got the house, too.

• 33:51Speaker 01

  You got the house.

• 33:52Drew Afualo?

  You look like a DA in Law Order SVU.

• 33:54Speaker 01

  Dun dun.

• 33:55Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  "I'm here to serve you."

• 33:59Speaker 01

  "Hi, are you Taffy Pizzola? Eric, I know it's you in that wig. I'm here to serve you."

• 34:05Speaker 02

  You need, you need to get a bob. Like, real, cut your hair.

• 34:08Speaker 01

  You are, you want to see me fail so bad.

• 34:11Drew Afualo?

  You just posted in your story the other day. You said, "Should I cut my hair?"

• 34:15Speaker 02

  I want to see you sore.

• 34:16Drew Afualo?

  And you said, "Everyone is yelling at me not to, and now my feelings are hurt."

• 34:20Speaker 01

  Like the, what's the Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad when he's like-

• 34:24Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:25Speaker 01

  Like, people were screaming at me. But I do think it would be cute. Everybody vote.

• 34:31Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, audio listeners, make sure you vote whether or not Tefi should be.

• 34:34Speaker 02

  Audio listeners, audio listeners not knowing I'm in a wig. Guys, I put the wig on.

• 34:39Drew Afualo?

  You guys are missing out. Eric's in a wig.

• 34:41Speaker 01

  Audio listeners, I want you to imagine the most synthetic.

• 34:45Speaker 02

  Oh, this is human hair. Oh, this is human hair.

• 34:48Drew Afualo?

  It's giving the first Harry Potter. Professor Quill.

• 34:52Speaker 01

  No, it's giving, it's giving Moni Myrtle.

• 34:54Speaker 02

  It's giving like I found it on the street kind of vibe, like.

• 34:58Drew Afualo?

  Eric was literally late coming here today and he said, oh my God, guys, I saw this mannequin in the window. And he took a picture of a mannequin with a bob just like that and glasses that he wears all the time. And then my sister was like, so you, I would have been on time, but I had to take pictures. And he put the wig on and took pictures outside in front of the window.

• 35:17Speaker 02

  I didn't tell you guys.

• 35:18Drew Afualo?

  Late getting here.

• 35:20Speaker 02

  I didn't tell you guys, but I was on the street and there was a fire truck and ambulance going by and they got stuck in traffic, but their sirens were still on. So I waited.

• 35:30Drew Afualo?

  You waited for it to pass so you could take your picture?

• 35:32Speaker 02

  Take a video and I made a TikTok.

• 35:36Speaker 01

  The bit always comes first.

• 35:37Drew Afualo?

  It has to.

• 35:38Speaker 02

  And I was like, oh, like, oh my God.

• 35:41Speaker 01

  And the sirens came and you went.

• 35:42Speaker 02

  And I'm standing there in my wig like, wait.

• 35:48Speaker 02

  So I give you a good TikTok and it's literally me like, cause you know Azalea Biggs has that, that bit in the wig where she was like, she's like, do you make music for gay people? He's like, I do. And so I was like, trying to, I saw Azalea Biggs.

• 36:03Speaker 01

  We have to put this TikTok in the.

• 36:05Speaker 02

  It's not funny.

• 36:06Speaker 01

  It's hilarious. It's hilarious.

• 36:08Drew Afualo?

  It's not funny. What makes it funny is he was 20 minutes late because he was doing that.

• 36:12Speaker 01

  Okay, I'm sorry. I looked at the clock. It was 17. It was 17 minutes.

• 36:16Speaker 02

  Elevator took a long time to get up to this floor. Okay.

• 36:18Drew Afualo?

  Because I was outside for 20 minutes.

• 36:22Speaker 01

  Also, when you opened up your camera to show us the picture of you in the wig,

• 36:25Speaker 02

  There was a lot.

• 36:26Speaker 01

  There was thirty.

• 36:26Drew Afualo?

  There was like fifty pictures.

• 36:28Speaker 01

  You favorited one and he picked that one. I was like, it's a tall chunk. You are so ridiculous.

• 36:33Speaker 02

  You did a good one, guys.

• 36:35Speaker 01

  You know what you look like in that wig? DW from Hey Arnold, not Hey Arnold, Arnold, which name?

• 36:40Speaker 02

  Such a little bitch. I loved her.

• 36:41Drew Afualo?

  Me too.

• 36:42Speaker 01

  She was a strong female lead.

• 36:44Drew Afualo?

  She was so mean.

• 36:45Speaker 02

  She was the girl we needed.

• 36:46Drew Afualo?

  A mean little sister.

• 36:48Speaker 01

  What do you think? Welcome to the comment section. What do you think is really overrated right now? And what do you think is underrated?

• 36:55Drew Afualo?

  Ooh, just in general or like?

• 36:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, in general, you can pick anything.

• 36:58Speaker 02

  Do you have things like on the top of your, off the top of your head you think are overrated and underrated?

• 37:03Speaker 01

  Don't try to buy time and just tell me.

• 37:05Speaker 02

  I need some inspiration.

• 37:07Speaker 01

  Okay, what's overrated? Okay, something that I think is overrated is right now with The Brutalist. You know, that new movie with Adrian Brody? I don't want to say it came out because that sounds like it was revealed.

• 37:21Speaker 02

  It premiered? Or no, no? Like, I don't know what you're, I don't know what you're going for.

• 37:25Speaker 01

  You're trying to correct me and you're with your legs crossed in that wig. It makes me like visceral.

• 37:29Speaker 02

  I need a glass of wine. Yeah, I need a glass, long, stemless glass, like.

• 37:34Speaker 01

  What would be your Marshall's like thing that would be in your kitchen?

• 37:38Drew Afualo?

  It was, uh, life takes you places, love brings you home.

• 37:41Speaker 02

  That's good.

• 37:43Drew Afualo?

  You know why, you know, you know why I knew that so fast? Because Billy's white mom has that sign in her kitchen. And that's what this is giving me.

• 37:50Speaker 02

  That's, see, I would go a classic.

• 37:51Speaker 01

  How would you hold it?

• 37:52Speaker 02

  Love.

• 37:52Speaker 01

  How would you hold the glass of wine? Let me see.

• 37:54Speaker 02

  Well, I would like, want to hold it like this.

• 37:57Drew Afualo?

  With the stem between the fingers?

• 37:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, stem between the fingers. And then, but like a little bit, like a thirty-five degree angle because I'm drunk.

• 38:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're drunk. You've been drunk.

• 38:05Speaker 02

  And I'm talking about someone that I know in the neighborhood that I saw on Facebook, who did some nasty shit.

• 38:09Drew Afualo?

  I told Zachariah, me and Jason's new like thing that we've been saying a lot lately is from TikTok, which is, I want to have a baby.

• 38:17Speaker 01

  And she goes, Cam.

• 38:18Drew Afualo?

  I don't want to have a baby.

• 38:19Speaker 02

  I want to travel.

• 38:23Drew Afualo?

  I wanna Trump. Just saying that because I don't have my period. And like, and like three, she's like, weeks? She goes, months.

• 38:31Speaker 02

  Wait, wait, say it again.

• 38:32Drew Afualo?

  That's why she said she didn't have her period for three. She's like, for like, three. And she goes, weeks? And then she goes, months.

• 38:38Speaker 01

  With the, no, say it, say with the voice and the eyes. I'll say weeks, I'll say weeks.

• 38:43Drew Afualo?

  Weeks? Months. And then someone else goes, well, it could be menopause. And that's the end of this.

• 38:50Drew Afualo?

  I wanna have a baby.

• 38:51Speaker 01

  Wait, but listen to this about like, The Brutalist, because my family won't stop talking about it. So, sorry. Sorry, guys, welcome back. And, uh, he's Hungarian, Adrian Brody.

• 39:02Speaker 02

  Sorry, I need to take this wig off.

• 39:03Speaker 01

  No, keep it on, keep it on. Sister, hey, yes, Diva. And then, yes, Diva boots.

• 39:09Drew Afualo?

  This, this wig has seen The Brutalist. Eric hasn't.

• 39:12Speaker 01

  This wig has notes.

• 39:13Drew Afualo?

  But that wig has.

• 39:14Speaker 01

  Notes in their Notes app, from The Brutalist.

• 39:17Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 39:17Speaker 01

  But he, he's Hungarian, and apparently, they perfected his accent in post via AI.

• 39:24Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 39:25Speaker 01

  So I think that is overrated. I'd rather hear someone's shitty accent than a perfect AI accent any fucking day.

• 39:32Drew Afualo?

  I agree.

• 39:33Speaker 01

  I'd rather Anne Hathaway be an English girl, sorry. I'd rather Anne Hathaway's British accent over Adrian Brody's perfect AI accent.

• 39:42Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, or Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap.

• 39:44Speaker 01

  Right.

• 39:44Drew Afualo?

  She plays the, the British twin.

• 39:46Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 39:46Speaker 02

  I thought she was British.

• 39:47Speaker 01

  I thought it was good.

• 39:48Drew Afualo?

  You guys should remake The Parent Trap.

• 39:50Speaker 01

  You dumb bitch.

• 39:53Speaker 02

  No, seriously.

• 39:54Drew Afualo?

  And you're both Lindsay Lohan.

• 39:55Speaker 02

  Wait. They wouldn't, undetectable. Like, no one could tell.

• 40:00Speaker 01

  I could use your passport to get out of the country.

• 40:03Speaker 02

  And you should.

• 40:03Speaker 01

  I could frame you for a crime.

• 40:05Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, she would be doing something with my passport. No.

• 40:10Drew Afualo?

  Mi gente.

• 40:12Speaker 01

  Every time I see Eric, by the way, he always wears that fuck ass, I love Latina shirt.

• 40:16Speaker 02

  What's wrong with that? I love Latina.

• 40:19Speaker 01

  I love Latina.

• 40:21Speaker 02

  The worst part is I got it in Spain.

• 40:24Speaker 01

  Cut that out.

• 40:28Drew Afualo?

  The collective.

• 40:32Speaker 02

  I just thought, I was like, I need that.

• 40:33Speaker 01

  Maybe it's menopause.

• 40:36Drew Afualo?

  I wanna have a baby.

• 40:38Speaker 01

  What's? What's something, what's overrated to you right now?

• 40:43Speaker 02

  I don't know, AI is so overrated for sure. I'm trying to like-

• 40:46Speaker 01

  I thought you were gonna say Merlot.

• 40:48Speaker 02

  Merlot?

• 40:50Drew Afualo?

  What's overrated? I'm trying to think of something that everybody is like about.

• 40:56Speaker 02

  You know what was so stupid? That like 16 hour TikTok ban. What the fuck was that?

• 41:00Speaker 01

  It was overrated to make me scared and cry.

• 41:03Speaker 02

  Like, y'all couldn't even do it for a whole day. Losers.

• 41:07Drew Afualo?

  Black commitment.

• 41:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, come on.

• 41:09Drew Afualo?

  Black follow through.

• 41:10Speaker 02

  Your bit wasn't even that funny. You're like, hello?

• 41:17Drew Afualo?

  I really don't like those Golden Goose sneakers.

• 41:20Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 41:20Drew Afualo?

  No one is ever gonna convince me to like those.

• 41:22Speaker 01

  Well, I'm not like a 16 year old white boy on a lacrosse team, so.

• 41:27Drew Afualo?

  There's that too. I don't like them, yeah. There's a lot of, I think there's a lot of things where I'm like, yeah, you guys aren't gonna convince me to like it. I almost said something kinda mean right now, but I joke about it all the time.

• 41:37Speaker 01

  What?

• 41:37Drew Afualo?

  I joke about Glenn Powell all the time, like, like, my life depends on it. I have no ill will towards him. I just think it's easy.

• 41:42Speaker 01

  He's just a good target.

• 41:43Drew Afualo?

  It's just easy to throw his name in there.

• 41:45Speaker 01

  He's an umbrella term at this point.

• 41:46Drew Afualo?

  I'm like, you know who's overrated, Glenn Powell? Like, I don't wanna say that, though.

• 41:50Speaker 01

  I-

• 41:50Drew Afualo?

  Peace and love to you, Glenn Powell. No beef, no beef.

• 41:52Speaker 01

  No.

• 41:54Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 41:54Speaker 01

  Could you look at the camera and say, Glenn Powell, I have no ill will?

• 41:58Drew Afualo?

  Glenn Powell, I have no ill will towards you. If you would like to come on the show, let's, please let me know, and I'll, I'll think about it.

• 42:07Speaker 01

  I'll consider.

• 42:08Speaker 02

  I'll look at my calendar.

• 42:09Drew Afualo?

  And I'll have my people call you.

• 42:10Speaker 01

  Throw your name into the goblet of fire.

• 42:12Drew Afualo?

  Let's see what happens.

• 42:14Speaker 02

  Not to like change topics.

• 42:15Speaker 01

  Go on.

• 42:16Speaker 02

  But like, we can see him, like, if you're listening to this, we can see him on a monitor with us, and it's kinda giving like Dr. Phil and like, I'm a mom and you're my problem child.

• 42:25Speaker 01

  And you can catch me on sight.

• 42:26Drew Afualo?

  That is true. That is true.

• 42:28Speaker 02

  I kinda love it.

• 42:29Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 42:30Speaker 02

  But I think, guys, I need to take the wig off. I'm like, starting to sweat.

• 42:32Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, take her off.

• 42:33Speaker 01

  What would my, what would my behavioral issue, okay, goodbye, mom. If we were on Dr. Phil, what would your behavioral issue be?

• 42:40Speaker 02

  Mine? With you?

• 42:41Speaker 01

  No.

• 42:41Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 42:42Speaker 01

  With, like-

• 42:42Drew Afualo?

  Like, if you were the troubled teen.

• 42:43Speaker 01

  If you were the troubled teen, what would it be?

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• 43:21Drew Afualo?

  Were you a troubled teen?

• 43:23Speaker 02

  I was gay.

• 43:23Speaker 01

  In Texas.

• 43:24Speaker 02

  Back then. But thank God, the Lord saved me.

• 43:30Speaker 02

  And here I am today, a proud heterosexual.

• 43:34Drew Afualo?

  With your twin sister.

• 43:35Speaker 02

  He saved us both.

• 43:40Drew Afualo?

  What's criminally underrated?

• 43:42Speaker 01

  Criminally underrated is smoking cigarettes. No, I'm kidding.

• 43:46Speaker 01

  You know what? There's nowhere, and I said this in my story the other day, there's nowhere to really shake ass in New York anymore. Like where you can really crybaby in a booth, you know what I mean? Like, and I, that was all I fucking did when I first moved to New York. And slowly but surely, the raves have taken over. And they used to coexist peacefully. You know what I mean? I want to let the gay community know. Like, you can do poppers while Hot in Here is playing. And I am living proof.

• 44:15Drew Afualo?

  Porcanolos dos.

• 44:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, club culture is like dying.

• 44:20Speaker 01

  It is.

• 44:20Speaker 02

  It's not like the Jersey Shore days.

• 44:22Speaker 01

  No, and I knew that it was dying when people said you can wear sneakers to the club. And I agree that comfort is important, obviously. I don't want you to be in pain. But I really logged in some fucking hours.

• 44:35Speaker 02

  Me too.

• 44:35Speaker 01

  Okay? My pinky will never recover. And I can, and on my right foot, I still can feel my third toe. From the shoes that I used to wear. Jessica Simpson heels.

• 44:46Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 44:46Speaker 01

  Raised me.

• 44:47Drew Afualo?

  Chinese laundry.

• 44:47Speaker 01

  A good hooker heel.

• 44:49Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 44:49Speaker 01

  A good hooker heel and some like, um, what's it called? When it falls from the roof, the, not charcuterie. What's it called? When it falls from the roof. What's it called?

• 44:58Drew Afualo?

  Confetti?

• 44:59Speaker 01

  Confetti.

• 45:03Speaker 01

  A confetti in your vodka crane. Like, that is living.

• 45:07Drew Afualo?

  Right. I agree.

• 45:08Speaker 01

  A little Afrojack.

• 45:12Drew Afualo?

  When I was, when I was in college, uh, my friends and I would go to the club and in the first like two years, we would take the bus. Cause it would run till like two in the morning.

• 45:22Speaker 01

  Designated drivers too.

• 45:23Drew Afualo?

  So I would be, would be pre-gaming on the bus while I'm in like four inch platform heels and like the shortest, sluttiest dress you've ever seen. One of the, one of the last times I went clubbing with my friends, this guy was like talking to me forever. And I'm like, oh, I'm so thirsty. Uh, so thirsty. I wish I had a drink. Okay, perfect. Awesome. I have six friends with me. Would you mind?

• 45:44Speaker 01

  Yay.

• 45:44Drew Afualo?

  And they're like, yay. And then I'm married. I have to fucking talk to him for at least a couple of minutes.

• 45:48Speaker 01

  Then your girlfriend, boyfriend in the club.

• 45:50Drew Afualo?

  Right. Then, then he's like following me everywhere and I'm like, duh. And then remember the last time he's like, you're just so different. Like you're just not like other girls. And I was, I remember that snapped me out of being so fucked up because I was like, my tits are pushed up to my chin. I'm just like every other bitch in here. Fuck you.

• 46:04Speaker 01

  I look like a pigeon sleeping.

• 46:05Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. What the fuck? You could see my cleavage from outside. Yeah, no, I'm just like every other bitch in there.

• 46:11Speaker 01

  The bus driver said, great tits.

• 46:15Drew Afualo?

  Several times, actually, even after I freaked out. I used to take the bus to the club. I used to go crazy.

• 46:21Speaker 01

  I used to as well, well, in New York and every time I did, I pretended to be J Lo in Made in Manhattan.

• 46:28Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 46:29Drew Afualo?

  I love that movie.

• 46:30Speaker 01

  Or like in a UK music video.

• 46:32Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 46:32Speaker 01

  I know you're close enough. I wanna latch in ya. And I'm on my way to like a, a club and I have like my baby fat, you know? Is it fur-rimmed?

• 46:42Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. Fur-lined.

• 46:45Drew Afualo?

  You're thinking rim job.

• 46:46Speaker 01

  Right.

• 46:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:49Speaker 02

  She's going back to the bisexual kind of like thoughts she was having earlier.

• 46:54Drew Afualo?

  So you're thinking rim job.

• 46:55Speaker 01

  It just can't be this hard to find a guy.

• 46:58Drew Afualo?

  We should go shake ass together. That's basically my pitch.

• 47:01Speaker 01

  Can you please cut that out where I say bring back rim job? I just don't think that's true to my spirit. It's just not a real stand.

• 47:08Drew Afualo?

  I don't want to be misrepresented on the internet.

• 47:10Speaker 01

  Right.

• 47:11Speaker 02

  Did you guys like, used to just like wait, like beg for like drinks? Like just go up to guys like, hey? And like get free drinks or no?

• 47:18Drew Afualo?

  No, no, no.

• 47:19Speaker 02

  Not like beg, but like, would you like?

• 47:21Speaker 01

  I'd position myself and I'd market myself.

• 47:23Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, me too.

• 47:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:24Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, all it really takes is eye contact. And if you have a pulse and then you're looking enough, they'll be like, hey? And I'm like, hey, are you thirsty? I'm thirsty. I'm so thirsty.

• 47:35Speaker 01

  Oh my god. There's a few go-to moves. It's the holding eye contact.

• 47:39Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 47:40Speaker 01

  And then you have to hold it. And then looking right back.

• 47:42Drew Afualo?

  Yep, yep.

• 47:43Speaker 01

  Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

• 47:44Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 47:45Speaker 01

  Then it's also when you're shaking ass and you let a little hair fall in your face and you're smiling. Men go absolutely fucking for it. I don't know why.

• 47:53Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 47:55Speaker 01

  And then three is also, um, being easy.

• 48:02Drew Afualo?

  Really putting it out there.

• 48:04Speaker 01

  And then like not doing it, but like at the same time, like if.

• 48:07Drew Afualo?

  Like you would do it.

• 48:07Speaker 01

  Like you, exactly.

• 48:08Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, you gotta give them the fantasy.

• 48:10Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 48:11Speaker 02

  Do you shake ass when you go to Miami? Is that all you do there?

• 48:13Speaker 01

  Besides fighting with my mom, that's all I do in Miami. That's all I fucking do.

• 48:17Drew Afualo?

  She came out of the womb doing that.

• 48:19Speaker 02

  I feel like Miami, there's like tons of places.

• 48:21Speaker 01

  This is the thing, I'm taking salsa classes, right? Because my mom was like, yeah, on Mondays and Wednesdays at 5pm. We have, me and my two friends, also from Miami, take private lessons. And our parents are all like, why don't you know salsa? We grew up dancing salsa. I'm like, because, one, I didn't grow up in the 70s in Medellin.

• 48:41Speaker 01

  And you would salsa at like house parties.

• 48:43Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 48:43Speaker 01

  And second of all, you did not, you did not see the twerk-ification of the 2000s coming. Like, I know how to twerk perfectly on B2. I found you, Miss New Booty. Like, I know how to do that. Or like, but I don't know like. So we make it.

• 49:02Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 49:02Speaker 01

  Best time of my.

• 49:06Speaker 00

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• 49:39Speaker 02

  Yes, yeah, I know what you're talking about.

• 49:41Speaker 01

  Yes, okay.

• 49:42Speaker 02

  I was like, I'm not even gonna try.

• 49:43Drew Afualo?

  I know, te quieres sentir tus labios. Besando me a través.

• 49:48Speaker 02

  Three Latinas.

• 49:49Speaker 01

  Three Latinas. Three Latinas in a room.

• 49:50Drew Afualo?

  Mi gente. See, that's funny when I say it. Mi gente Latina.

• 49:55Speaker 01

  We claim you bitch, and you know, when I posted on my story, Drew's Colombian reclamer, I think I got 75 saying, fuck you bitch, she's Mexican.

• 50:03Drew Afualo?

  Oh.

• 50:04Speaker 01

  Like, the Mexicans claim her. I'm like, I already, okay, okay. That's fine, that's fine.

• 50:10Drew Afualo?

  Well, I posted that video because obviously, I've been listening to Bad Booney a lot lately. I've been listening to him a lot lately, and I posted a video lip syncing the songs because I've been listening to the album like backwards and forwards. And a lot of people were like, do you speak Spanish? Well, a lot of people asked me if I'm Hispanic, to which I'm like,

• 50:27Speaker 01

  You?

• 50:28Drew Afualo?

  No, and you've been following me for how long? Okay, you know that.

• 50:31Speaker 01

  But I know about you, like, you can't gossip, like I said about my siblings too, like, you can't gossip about Drew and Spanish, because she will under, you know what I mean? Like, you may not, the, what's it called? Like, the conjugation of verbs maybe is a little harder, but like, you understand it.

• 50:42Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, yeah, for the most part, yeah. I grew up in Santa Ana, California, which is like Santana, California.

• 50:47Speaker 01

  Period.

• 50:48Drew Afualo?

  And it's almost all Mexican people. And it's part of Orange County, which is a notoriously racist and wealthy county.

• 50:55Speaker 01

  They usually go hand in hand, yes.

• 50:56Drew Afualo?

  Right, and they hate including Santa Ana because it's like mostly Mexican people.

• 51:01Speaker 01

  They're like, it's on the tip of my tongue. Who am I missing?

• 51:03Drew Afualo?

  And then I went to Corona High School, which is all, almost entirely Mexican students. But I grew up, literally, my mom changed schools. Like, I changed schools when I went, or districts when I went to high school. And my mom said, I started developing an accent. So I started talking, I started talking like a ranchetto. Like, that's like how an accent I had on my words.

• 51:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:22Drew Afualo?

  So my mom was like, yeah, I gotta, I gotta start mixing you with other people. It's gonna get offensive if you get older.

• 51:27Speaker 02

  Wait, you were giving Hot Cheeto, girl?

• 51:28Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, that's how I talked.

• 51:30Speaker 02

  Wait, I know you were in those Cookie Monster pajamas, walking the miles.

• 51:35Speaker 01

  Tweety bird, tweety bird pajamas. No, my friends who are like, German, French, from Miami, they talk like me. Like, when we're in Miami, they're like, talking like me. Like, I can't understand, like, why he wouldn't text you. Like, you're the whole package. You know, like, they talk like that.

• 51:49Drew Afualo?

  I know, that's why I was, I started developing an accent. So that's when my mom was like, "Yeah, we gotta do something about that. Gotta change that, it's gonna get offensive as you get older." But I speak more Spanish than I do someone, which is crazy, but it's true.

• 52:02Speaker 01

  Girl, when you posted that video of you doing the lyrics, I'm like, I get tongue tied. I get tongue tied when I'm listening to, like, Benito.

• 52:09Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, cuz Puerto Rican Spanish is even harder.

• 52:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's like every, it's like-

• 52:13Drew Afualo?

  They talk so fast.

• 52:14Speaker 01

  Southern versus New York. I made a video once where I was like, I thought I spoke Spanish and I have to Google the lyrics. And people were like, "How dare you." I'm like-

• 52:22Speaker 02

  Wait, aren't you going to Puerto Rico to see her?

• 52:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:25Speaker 02

  Oh my god, this is gonna be so fun.

• 52:26Speaker 01

  It's gonna be so fucking fun, I can't wait.

• 52:27Drew Afualo?

  Oh my god, are you excited? That's why you had that baranda outside your door.

• 52:32Speaker 01

  My neighbor said happy birth to me, happy birthday to me, all fucking day. And I, like the-

• 52:37Drew Afualo?

  That's mean, you think I'm an Aquarius?

• 52:38Speaker 01

  I literally, I was like, I, you hear me crying watching Bridges Over Madison County every day. Like, stop it.

• 52:43Drew Afualo?

  You know I'm a Cancer, you know that about-

• 52:44Speaker 01

  You know I'm a Cancer, but that, and my neighbor had a baby, has a newborn baby. So I was like, but then afterwards they came out and they were like, "That was such a great way to wake up on Sunday." So I was like,

• 52:55Speaker 01

  "Who'd you guys vote for?"

• 52:58Drew Afualo?

  Quick poll, really quickly.

• 52:59Speaker 01

  Hey, hey, hey, if I say I'm for public libraries,

• 53:04Speaker 01

  you know, but I have this weird thing where I'm like, I feel, but it's maybe the delusion. I feel like there is a love arc for me and Bad Bunny, and I think I'm sick. And I think there's not one Latina on TikTok that doesn't feel the same way.

• 53:16Drew Afualo?

  I'll freak out.

• 53:17Speaker 01

  You'll freak out?

• 53:18Drew Afualo?

  If that happens, I'll freak out in a good way. Like, I'll be very happy for you.

• 53:22Speaker 01

  And that heartbreak will really-

• 53:23Speaker 02

  You could manifest it into reality, I see it for you.

• 53:25Speaker 01

  I put that wig back on when you say that.

• 53:28Speaker 02

  Why?

• 53:30Drew Afualo?

  She said, "I like the way you talk to me when you have that wig on."

• 53:34Speaker 01

  But it's like, when I say that out loud to people, I'm like, I'm manifesting a love art. And the other Latina next to me is like, me too. And I'm like, okay.

• 53:45Drew Afualo?

  I think I see it for you.

• 53:47Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 53:47Drew Afualo?

  You know, I love that for you.

• 53:49Speaker 01

  Can you cut that out?

• 53:52Drew Afualo?

  What do you mean? This is the place where we manifest it. What do you think, Eric?

• 53:55Speaker 01

  Don't you see it?

• 53:56Speaker 02

  I believe in you. I believe in miracles.

• 54:01Speaker 01

  Crazy things have happened.

• 54:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:03Speaker 01

  What do you think I'm gonna end up with? Can you describe them for me? Cause I know Drew has a hypothesis.

• 54:08Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I do.

• 54:08Speaker 02

  Tall.

• 54:11Speaker 01

  Wigged.

• 54:12Speaker 02

  Wigged, rich.

• 54:16Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 54:16Speaker 02

  I don't know, girl.

• 54:19Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 54:20Speaker 02

  I like, I don't know. I'm hoping he likes you or you like him. I don't. But this rate, we're not, we're.

• 54:29Drew Afualo?

  At this rate, I don't think you can be very picky anymore.

• 54:32Speaker 02

  I think crazy is like the man you deserve is like impossible to find. Do you know what I mean? Like the man that you deserve.

• 54:37Drew Afualo?

  I agree with that.

• 54:38Speaker 02

  Is like, I don't know.

• 54:40Drew Afualo?

  But Beneath is a close second.

• 54:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:43Drew Afualo?

  I would say.

• 54:44Speaker 01

  I'm like, I hope I date him, cause that heartbreak would really reinvigorate my workout.

• 54:49Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 54:49Speaker 01

  Like that would, I'd be the best shape of my life.

• 54:51Drew Afualo?

  And then you have an album about you.

• 54:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:55Drew Afualo?

  I think that would be a beautiful thing.

• 54:56Speaker 01

  That would be a beautiful thing. But yeah, he's a, when he says, you don't want me, I will, I'm, like I will cheat on you when he says it in songs. I believe him.

• 55:05Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, me too.

• 55:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 55:06Drew Afualo?

  I believe that too.

• 55:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 55:08Speaker 02

  Beautiful.

• 55:09Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 55:10Speaker 02

  That really is.

• 55:11Speaker 01

  I see that your jacket's Valentino.

• 55:13Drew Afualo?

  Okay, me too.

• 55:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, I got it on eBay.

• 55:16Drew Afualo?

  Oh, love that.

• 55:16Speaker 02

  I'm an eBay girl.

• 55:18Drew Afualo?

  Of course you are.

• 55:19Speaker 01

  You're bidding left and right.

• 55:19Drew Afualo?

  What's your most exciting thing you found on eBay?

• 55:21Speaker 02

  Um, this diamond ring.

• 55:24Speaker 02

  It was like a birthday present to myself, which I, I don't know. I just always wanted like, get some diamonds. Not as big as that one.

• 55:30Drew Afualo?

  To get into it.

• 55:31Speaker 02

  Like, I'm gonna rob you.

• 55:34Speaker 02

  I'm gonna leave the studio. Everyone's like, where's her ring? And I'm like, I'm gonna be running, running down the stairs. Like, you can't catch me.

• 55:40Drew Afualo?

  I know. I told people that he built it all by himself and I had no say in it whatsoever.

• 55:44Speaker 02

  It's fucking beautiful.

• 55:46Speaker 01

  You built, like designed it. He designed it. I was like.

• 55:48Drew Afualo?

  No, you forged it.

• 55:50Speaker 01

  I know. I was like.

• 55:52Drew Afualo?

  They would honestly, I would believe it if he told me he did that.

• 55:55Speaker 01

  If he welded?

• 55:56Drew Afualo?

  He welded it, yeah. No, he, he, Howard, he had the design and everything. It's funny, because I never once sent him any cuts or anything like, because I don't know anything about that at all.

• 56:05Speaker 01

  That like, shapes and?

• 56:07Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, like I had no way of knowing. And I think like, two or three weeks before he proposed to me, I like randomly saw a video on my TikTok about twamwah rings, which are like, it's like two stones. So like, one, one is on the wedding.

• 56:21Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 56:21Drew Afualo?

  And then they connect, like, they cross like that. It's like, really pretty. And I was like, oh, that's really pretty, that kind of design. And he was like, yeah. And then he said the next three weeks, he was like, oh, my God, she's gonna fucking hate it. I didn't even know. And then he said he texted the jeweler and was like, can I try and make it a twamwah? And he was like, it's gonna take like, six more months. And he was like, okay, I'll just give it to her. And then if she hates it, I'll just redo it. And I was like, hates this?

• 56:43Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 56:44Drew Afualo?

  Bitch.

• 56:45Speaker 02

  It's like, perfect.

• 56:46Drew Afualo?

  It is perfect.

• 56:47Speaker 02

  Perfect.

• 56:47Speaker 01

  It's stunning.

• 56:48Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, it's not two, and it's two rings.

• 56:50Speaker 01

  It just fits you.

• 56:51Drew Afualo?

  Right. I thought so. He said, I feel like, he said, I feel like it looks like you, like.

• 56:55Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 56:56Drew Afualo?

  Like me, in a ring. Tabe it.

• 56:59Drew Afualo?

  Because this one's a David Yurman ring he gave me for my birthday last year.

• 57:02Speaker 02

  Oh, cute.

• 57:02Drew Afualo?

  And he was like, part of my stack.

• 57:04Speaker 01

  It looks like a wedding ring.

• 57:05Speaker 02

  Beautiful.

• 57:05Drew Afualo?

  So then I had a feeling, yeah, it does, huh?

• 57:07Speaker 02

  Oh, I love.

• 57:08Drew Afualo?

  I'm gonna have one more on top.

• 57:10Speaker 02

  I have a David Yurman I wear every day, too.

• 57:12Drew Afualo?

  Cute. Look at us.

• 57:13Speaker 02

  That's so cute.

• 57:14Drew Afualo?

  We love that brand.

• 57:15Speaker 01

  Somebody left this ring at a house party.

• 57:19Drew Afualo?

  And these are my rings from Etsy. Well, these are my, well, we all have carnelian. Do you have any carnelian?

• 57:24Speaker 02

  No.

• 57:24Drew Afualo?

  Tiffy does.

• 57:25Speaker 02

  See, they emailed each other about outfits, about rings. They said, we're gonna match, and Eric's gonna be in the middle, ha ha.

• 57:32Speaker 01

  We are matching.

• 57:33Drew Afualo?

  And then he came with a wig.

• 57:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:36Speaker 02

  And what's wrong with that?

• 57:38Drew Afualo?

  So?

• 57:39Speaker 02

  I'm being targeted.

• 57:40Speaker 01

  I'm so scared that you're gonna title this, are bisexual men real?

• 57:45Drew Afualo?

  No, I'm gonna title it, I wanna have a baby. Wait, we have some fun facts about you guys, about their, because Amanda does her research. So this one, it says, Tiffy's first video on YouTube is called, Miley Cyrus turns her hospital room into a studio? Do you want to explain that to us, Tiffy?

• 58:08Speaker 01

  Is that from the Teffy Show?

• 58:09Drew Afualo?

  I'm...

• 58:10Speaker 01

  What it was? What did she do in it? Was she...

• 58:14Drew Afualo?

  Is it a skit?

• 58:15Speaker 01

  No. Um, I think that she was dating Cody Simpson. That was a dark era and I feel like people forget that. Who was a pop star and now is an Olympic swimmer.

• 58:24Drew Afualo?

  And looks like a Komodo dragon.

• 58:27Speaker 01

  And he date, also dated Gigi Hadid. He was like a lot of lore to him and they dated and I was like, that's really weird. And then I was like, I don't really see nothing here. And then they would do songs together and, and we all go through eras.

• 58:41Speaker 02

  She's the encyclopedia of pop culture.

• 58:43Drew Afualo?

  Right, no, deadass.

• 58:44Speaker 01

  Well, he was a model first and then he got...

• 58:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:47Drew Afualo?

  And then another Teffy fact, it says on Teffy's Facebook, her favorite book is listed as...

• 58:50Speaker 01

  Why are you looking at Facebook?

• 58:51Drew Afualo?

  Her favorite book is listed as Love in the Time of Calera.

• 58:55Speaker 01

  Cholera.

• 58:55Drew Afualo?

  Cholera.

• 58:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's by Gabriel Garcia Mar... Spy, excuse me, I'm stuttering. Why would you look at Facebook? That is horrible. That's only so I can link my Instagram for analytic.

• 59:11Speaker 01

  That's because Gabriel Garcia Marquez wrote that book and, um, it's a, it's essentially about a book where someone is down so bad, he waits 50 years to be with this woman again.

• 59:23Drew Afualo?

  Well, now it's all making sense.

• 59:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's all adding up.

• 59:28Speaker 01

  The woman, the, eh, the main character can't be, the two main characters can't be together and he's so lovesick about it that he starts eat, like his heartbreak is so immense, he starts eating dirt and leaves. And I was like, I understand that on a cellular level.

• 59:42Drew Afualo?

  Right, you're all, all I've ever eaten is my own hair.

• 59:44Speaker 01

  Uh, period.

• 59:46Drew Afualo?

  Bro, man.

• 59:46Speaker 01

  Period.

• 59:47Drew Afualo?

  It's okay, I have fun ones about Eric too.

• 59:49Speaker 01

  A fun ones.

• 59:51Speaker 01

  It's like, Eric, your favorite color is green.

• 59:54Drew Afualo?

  So, he used to be an assistant manager at Palio's Pizza Cafe in Texas.

• 1:00:00Speaker 02

  Yup, yup.

• 1:00:01Drew Afualo?

  And also worked at Best Buy for four months.

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, Best Buy was hell on earth. That's where straight people go to like, I don't know, do something demonic. Behind the, I was a warehouse...

• 1:00:12Drew Afualo?

  You would be the most useless Best Buy worker.

• 1:00:14Speaker 02

  I was a warehouse worker. They had me on, I had, I was in the middle of...

• 1:00:19Drew Afualo?

  Why were you working in a warehouse?

• 1:00:20Speaker 02

  I was, cause it was, okay, girl.

• 1:00:22Speaker 01

  Did you have that brace for your back too?

• 1:00:24Speaker 02

  They didn't, they didn't give me the brace. I was young and spry, okay? They did have me like try to do the forklift. I almost crashed it. Like they could be like I didn't have the license.

• 1:00:33Speaker 01

  You driving a forklift?

• 1:00:34Drew Afualo?

  I was gonna make a joke about that and I can't believe you actually.

• 1:00:37Speaker 02

  I could whip it. No, I could do it.

• 1:00:38Drew Afualo?

  You can do it now? They didn't want me to.

• 1:00:41Speaker 01

  My nightmare is hearing the hee hee and turn around and it's Eric.

• 1:00:46Speaker 02

  I could do it. I could do it. In the wig. No, it was like, I was in the warehouse though. And um, but like the minimum wage in Texas is still 750.

• 1:00:55Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. Oh, yeah, girl.

• 1:00:56Speaker 02

  It was like, and so I, that one was like, I think I got paid 11 dollars an hour to work in the warehouse. I was like, I'm fucking rich bitch. Oh my God. Like, it was like, the best pay I'd gotten, like gotten offered. Maybe it was even 10 dollars. Like, I don't even know. It was like.

• 1:01:09Speaker 01

  You're crazy.

• 1:01:10Speaker 02

  But it was like, for me, it was like, good money.

• 1:01:12Speaker 01

  You start looking at houses on Zillow.

• 1:01:13Speaker 02

  And I could have. And I could have. And I literally, and then I got there and it was like the meanest white bitch you've ever met. She was running that warehouse like the Navy. Like, it was awful. And, and then it was like these, like these incel kind of like straight guys.

• 1:01:31Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, in a warehouse.

• 1:01:31Speaker 02

  Bald, large, ooh, sorry. And like, we're just like, we, like, we didn't have anything in common. It was hard.

• 1:01:41Drew Afualo?

  They didn't want to talk about High School Musical. They didn't want to talk about nothing that I want to talk about.

• 1:01:44Speaker 02

  They didn't want to talk about Zac Efron?

• 1:01:47Speaker 01

  In 17, I was barking.

• 1:01:48Drew Afualo?

  Oh, 17 again? Yeah, he was in his prime.

• 1:01:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, 17 again.

• 1:01:53Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, it says, it also says on here that you have said that Zac Efron and Avon Jogia were your gay awakenings.

• 1:02:00Speaker 02

  Yeah. So, oh my God, Victorious?

• 1:02:03Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:04Speaker 02

  I wanted him bad. We're mutuals.

• 1:02:06Speaker 01

  How would you watch the TV?

• 1:02:07Drew Afualo?

  Me too.

• 1:02:11Speaker 02

  No, I remember I was like, there was like a scene in High School Musical where like Corbin Blue and Zac Efron get like really close and then I think that maybe they're seeing each other, they get really close. And I was like, I wanted them to kiss so bad.

• 1:02:23Speaker 02

  Get in there.

• 1:02:23Drew Afualo?

  In the middle so you could be.

• 1:02:24Speaker 02

  I want to get in there.

• 1:02:25Speaker 01

  Every sports game I've watched, I'm like, fuck each other.

• 1:02:28Drew Afualo?

  Just kiss. And what if you guys kiss?

• 1:02:31Speaker 02

  Like, think about it.

• 1:02:32Drew Afualo?

  When I watch UFC or boxing.

• 1:02:34Speaker 01

  They want to, they want.

• 1:02:35Drew Afualo?

  You want to kiss each other so bad.

• 1:02:36Speaker 01

  They want to be inside each other so bad.

• 1:02:38Speaker 02

  Why do they like, they're like about to, it's like really intimate.

• 1:02:40Drew Afualo?

  Right. It's more intimate than kissing, to be honest. Whatever they're doing.

• 1:02:44Speaker 02

  It's just foreplay. You don't know what happens after.

• 1:02:47Drew Afualo?

  We don't see in that locker room.

• 1:02:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, we don't know what's going on after.

• 1:02:50Speaker 01

  When I, when I post my rugby players on my story and I'm just like, let's get the sound on these weightlifting rooms.

• 1:02:57Drew Afualo?

  You know, like. Let's go mic'd up in there.

• 1:03:01Speaker 01

  I'm suddenly so passionate about sports. I, I get so many DMs of being like, girl, you don't want, you don't want a rugby player. They all fuck each other. And they're like, I dated a rugby player and I caught him fucking his teammate. I was like, show me.

• 1:03:17Drew Afualo?

  You're old, it sounds like it's my time.

• 1:03:20Speaker 02

  I was like, that sounds like your ideal man.

• 1:03:23Speaker 01

  Wow. Paint, paint the scene for me, queen.

• 1:03:28Speaker 02

  That's so crazy.

• 1:03:29Drew Afualo?

  That's crazy. Where do they practice? Like, every other day or?

• 1:03:32Speaker 01

  In March.

• 1:03:33Drew Afualo?

  Somewhere I can be close or like, I should go see for myself.

• 1:03:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, was your, was your.

• 1:03:40Drew Afualo?

  You like Zac Efron in High School Musical?

• 1:03:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:43Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:43Speaker 02

  Yeah. High School Musical too.

• 1:03:46Drew Afualo?

  Specifically?

• 1:03:46Speaker 02

  When they made his eyes like laser blue.

• 1:03:49Drew Afualo?

  When they gave him blue contacts.

• 1:03:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, and then they like made him tan, a little tan.

• 1:03:53Speaker 01

  I just need you to imagine him saying this in the warehouse. Like, I, it's like, I can't.

• 1:03:58Speaker 02

  I was in that warehouse like afraid. I was like.

• 1:04:01Speaker 01

  Did you put on your, like when my brother, like that man, yeah.

• 1:04:04Drew Afualo?

  Code switch?

• 1:04:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, I did.

• 1:04:06Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:10Drew Afualo?

  With the same movements? You're doing that voice but still acting the same?

• 1:04:14Speaker 01

  Did you get that shipment, Eric?

• 1:04:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, I did. I got that. I got that shipment.

• 1:04:22Drew Afualo?

  You're shaking your shoulders.

• 1:04:26Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 1:04:29Drew Afualo?

  They see right through it, queen.

• 1:04:30Speaker 02

  Crazy. And back then I had like a buzz cut and like these little square glasses.

• 1:04:34Speaker 01

  No, I can't.

• 1:04:35Speaker 02

  It was, I was different.

• 1:04:36Speaker 01

  Berlin Club, what's it called Bergenheimers?

• 1:04:39Speaker 02

  I was giving Best Buy office siren.

• 1:04:45Speaker 02

  Like you guys didn't get it. You guys didn't get it back then. I was ahead of my, I was ahead of my time.

• 1:04:51Speaker 01

  You were the king of the family.

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  Those khakis were tight, okay?

• 1:04:54Drew Afualo?

  I was a personality hire too.

• 1:04:57Speaker 02

  I've been, oh yeah, most times.

• 1:04:59Drew Afualo?

  My, my first job out of college, I was actually working with my mom. My mom and sister both quit before I did because I'm a Virgo. So I was like, I need a plan before I leave. And then I remember my new manager said one thing to me that I didn't like. And I was like, I'm out of here. Immediately was like, and then when I left, I was telling my sister, I'm like, you should have known by my fashion Nova genes that I wasn't going to be in this bitch for very long.

• 1:05:23Speaker 01

  What, what job was it? Like what?

• 1:05:25Drew Afualo?

  I was, I, at that time I did public outreach for major infrastructure projects, which is fancy talk for, I go door to door and tell people that construction is happening near them. And it's going to suck for the next like 20 years, if you're cool. Do you want to receive emails about the construction? And so I got me, me and Jason were doing that.

• 1:05:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think I remember you saying some.

• 1:05:47Drew Afualo?

  Door to door. Yeah. And we were both like knocking on doors. Do you want to receive emails? And then it's funny because Taffy was telling us earlier that someone said something really racist to her yesterday.

• 1:05:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:57Drew Afualo?

  When we were working this job. Yeah, this happened to us when we were working this job all the time because we're working in Orange County. It's really racist.

• 1:06:03Speaker 01

  Somebody told me to go back to where I come from yesterday.

• 1:06:05Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:05Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:06:06Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. And she said she was in Greenpoint.

• 1:06:08Speaker 01

  I was, yeah, I was leaving Jubilee.

• 1:06:10Speaker 02

  Oh my God, that's crazy.

• 1:06:11Drew Afualo?

  That's why she was like, it was so random happening over there. We worked this job. We got that all the time. Like they were like, go back to where you came from.

• 1:06:19Speaker 01

  Also like Jason is so non-confrontational that I hear say, okay.

• 1:06:23Drew Afualo?

  This guy was like yelling at her once for like 20 minutes, like about the, about the, uh, construction. And it was at. Those neighborhood meetings, I don't know if you guys

• 1:06:32Speaker 01

  Cause Jason's gonna stop the construction.

• 1:06:33Drew Afualo?

  No, for real. When, when they would scream at me, I'd be like, well, I'm in a too small blue polo on your porch at 12 noon.

• 1:06:39Speaker 01

  Fashion Nova.

• 1:06:41Drew Afualo?

  Don't make these calls. I have Nike free runs from 2009 on my feet. I don't make the call about the freeway. I just don't. Can you imagine if I did though? Like, I was like, nah, do it to them. And then I get to go and tell you myself. One time we were at a meeting though, cause old people love those neighborhood meetings where they get to come.

• 1:07:00Speaker 01

  The town halls?

• 1:07:00Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:01Speaker 01

  Oh my god, yes.

• 1:07:02Drew Afualo?

  And so this guy came and he was like yelling at Jason about the freeway for like 20 minutes. And she goes, Okay, so do you want the email? Like, do you wanna like receive it? Like, she's trying to like customer service her way out of it. And he goes, What's your citizenship? And then she goes, what? Like, she's like confused. He goes, where are you from? And she goes, Here? And he goes, you're not from here. Where do you originate from? And that's when I came in and I said, why do you need to know that? What do you need that for? Does that have to do with the emails or no? And then after that, when we left that meeting, she was like, yeah, I can't do this anymore.

• 1:07:36Speaker 02

  That's so crazy.

• 1:07:37Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, one time she got a call. Someone called and needed to know what kind of asphalt they use on the 405 freeway. Why?

• 1:07:45Speaker 01

  Okay. Californian.

• 1:07:46Drew Afualo?

  They just need to know. They like needed to know. So she had to like go talk to someone and figure it out and then call them.

• 1:07:52Speaker 01

  Is it the OG mix?

• 1:07:53Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. I just wanna know.

• 1:07:56Speaker 01

  Is it the kind that's hard or the kind that's like bouncy?

• 1:07:59Speaker 02

  Is that gonna make a difference? It's gonna be loud as fuck.

• 1:08:03Speaker 01

  I think, I think people are bored.

• 1:08:04Drew Afualo?

  It truly is. And it was always old people. So like, but that was my job right out of college. It was that.

• 1:08:09Speaker 02

  That sucks so bad.

• 1:08:10Drew Afualo?

  It was horrible. It was so bad. And it was like the worst job in the world. And we were, Also, my family and I called them booth bitches, where we like run booths at like little local fairs.

• 1:08:21Speaker 01

  Oh, the best, the best, the best.

• 1:08:22Drew Afualo?

  That, that job I didn't care about because I just got to sit there. But we used to pass out like things that make people come to your table, you know, like, like, you know, those stress balls? We used to have ones that were shaped like orange cones, like puppet cones. So we would put them out and those are really popular. People come, can I have one of these? Sure, but you gotta sign up, whatever, right? And I, I remember these little white kids came up. To the table, this is like the first time I'm working this booth. And this little kid runs up, he's like, can I have one of these? Like with his two little friends. I'm like, yeah, sure. And I give it to him. He's probably like 11. He takes it, turns around to his friend who's around the same age, goes

• 1:09:01Drew Afualo?

  of his butt with my traffic cone. I watched that happen, I go, and then he turns around and they run away laughing. He comes back like an hour later, goes, can I have another traffic cone? And I go, no, you can't. I'm gonna tell my mom. I go, tell your mom to come over here and I'll tell her what you did with the last one. How about that? And then he was like, you're mean. And he ran away and goes, why don't you step back from the table all the way on the table?

• 1:09:27Speaker 01

  I know, my friend Ricky, who's also in Arizona. I was in, I was in an elevator with her and there were like these two little kids. I think around the same age as that little traffic cone fucker. And they're like, I mean, like, you're weird. And without hesitation, Ricky said, I fight kids. I said, okay.

• 1:09:48Speaker 01

  Okay, this is also my building.

• 1:09:51Drew Afualo?

  I live here, sorry, she's new.

• 1:09:52Speaker 01

  Sorry, sorry. She does, that's why I'm scared. She does, I fight kids. Ricky, you know Ricky.

• 1:09:59Drew Afualo?

  I know your friend Ricky.

• 1:10:00Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:02Speaker 01

  For my birthday party bus?

• 1:10:03Speaker 02

  Yeah. Talk about a place to shake ass. We were going 40 down the road, she was shaking, like she was shaking ass on that bus.

• 1:10:11Speaker 01

  I know, Flora's wife is showing everyone times where her tits.

• 1:10:15Drew Afualo?

  Welcome to the city.

• 1:10:16Speaker 01

  If you have to mobilize the club for it to happen, I'm going to do it.

• 1:10:19Drew Afualo?

  Right. That's why you gotta, you gotta bring the, curate the vibe.

• 1:10:23Speaker 01

  Picturing you at one of these booths.

• 1:10:29Speaker 02

  I can't even imagine.

• 1:10:30Drew Afualo?

  I have no business being there.

• 1:10:31Speaker 01

  For you to be in charge of client relationship management.

• 1:10:36Drew Afualo?

  I was real good at it, though, when I wanted to be.

• 1:10:38Speaker 02

  I know, and I just like, I imagine you with like this hair. This glam and you're out there in like 100 degree weather, like you want a fucking cone or not?

• 1:10:46Drew Afualo?

  Take it, don't take it, I don't give a fuck.

• 1:10:48Speaker 01

  I need 250 signups. Please just do it. Like, I would picture you in the wig only at the booth.

• 1:10:56Speaker 02

  Oh, I would kill them.

• 1:10:56Drew Afualo?

  Me, me at a table is the same as you in the warehouse. We got no business being there.

• 1:11:01Speaker 02

  I was good in the warehouse.

• 1:11:04Speaker 02

  Y'all don't see the vision. I was good in the warehouse.

• 1:11:06Speaker 01

  Guys, I've never transferred a call as a receptionist and not hung up on them by accident.

• 1:11:09Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. Personality hires.

• 1:11:12Speaker 01

  1,000%.

• 1:11:12Drew Afualo?

  Thank God we ended up here.

• 1:11:13Speaker 02

  We guys were like managers, like assistant, like me, like I'm assistant manager, like.

• 1:11:18Drew Afualo?

  Where were you an assistant manager?

• 1:11:20Speaker 02

  Palio's Pizza Cafe. No, they needed, like, like, literally, like, I need to tell you, I was 17, they gave me the key to the restaurant, the code to the safe, I was doing the food orders, we didn't have cheese at the pizza restaurant because I didn't order enough, like, and I was like, why am I in charge?

• 1:11:40Speaker 01

  It's a pizza kitchen, you don't have cheese.

• 1:11:42Speaker 02

  No, literally.

• 1:11:43Drew Afualo?

  And he's over here going, you guys were never managers?

• 1:11:47Speaker 02

  I was like, I was 17, and I'll never forget, like, I'll never forget, one time I left the restaurant unlocked, and I walked.

• 1:11:53Speaker 01

  You left it unlocked when, to close up, you left it unlocked?

• 1:11:59Speaker 02

  And the managers came in there, like, and like, the door was just open, and I'm picturing the work group chat, and they're like, who was?

• 1:12:07Speaker 01

  No, that's when you go, guys, speak up, speak up, because whoever did this.

• 1:12:11Speaker 02

  I didn't claim it, I was like, who did that, you guys?

• 1:12:15Drew Afualo?

  You're right, whoever did that is so irresponsible.

• 1:12:17Speaker 02

  Who did that, you guys, like, seriously?

• 1:12:22Speaker 01

  No, I've never, I've never been given a managerial role, like, please.

• 1:12:25Speaker 02

  And I made 8.50 an hour.

• 1:12:27Speaker 01

  I would have left the bitch open too.

• 1:12:29Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I made, no, I shouldn't take it out of my paycheck, sorry.

• 1:12:32Speaker 02

  That's so crazy, that was so crazy.

• 1:12:34Drew Afualo?

  I did work in a restaurant for like, a hot second.

• 1:12:37Speaker 01

  They did make me manager of Equinox for like, one day, and that one day, I did go to a rave, and I had to open it at 5 a.m. and I showed up at 7 a.m.

• 1:12:47Speaker 01

  And I was so scared, and I showed up like, hanging eyelash.

• 1:12:50Drew Afualo?

  And remember you were like, what if you were like, I've been here for hours, I don't know where you.

• 1:12:54Speaker 01

  I didn't hear you guys knocking.

• 1:12:56Drew Afualo?

  You have like, bags under your eyes.

• 1:12:57Speaker 01

  I'm covered in glitter.

• 1:12:58Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, yeah, I have been here for hours.

• 1:13:02Speaker 01

  No, girl, they knew I wasn't.

• 1:13:03Drew Afualo?

  Uh, the last fact on here is, uh, just that the new season of Traders is on, and both of you guys went to Scotland together.

• 1:13:09Speaker 01

  That was the best trip.

• 1:13:10Speaker 02

  That was the best trip of my life, that was like, so.

• 1:13:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, like.

• 1:13:13Drew Afualo?

  I bet.

• 1:13:14Speaker 01

  That was, like, when I tell you the last night that.

• 1:13:16Speaker 02

  Next time we'll try and get you on the list.

• 1:13:19Drew Afualo?

  I knew so many people on that trip, yeah.

• 1:13:22Speaker 01

  Remy was the one that like, they told Remy about the trip and Remy was like, no, take my friends. And she put our names on like, she fought for me, she fought for like Erica. They were like, put it, it'll be such a good group. So if it wasn't for Remy, and it was the best. It was like the best, we cried the last night and then I spilled my shot of tequila, God forbid I'm a little fucking fun, on Remy's head, God forbid we have a woo-hoo time. And then she got mad at me, but then we made up.

• 1:13:48Drew Afualo?

  Oh.

• 1:13:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:13:50Speaker 02

  I was like scared to meet Remy.

• 1:13:52Speaker 01

  That was your time meeting Remy?

• 1:13:53Speaker 02

  I met her one time before and I didn't realize she was like the host of the event. So she literally said hi to me and then like ran away, but we like never met, like met. And I didn't know anything about her really.

• 1:14:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, well she went to Fiji with them the year before, so she like knew everybody.

• 1:14:09Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 1:14:10Speaker 01

  You know what I mean?

• 1:14:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:11Drew Afualo?

  I did too.

• 1:14:11Speaker 02

  Oh, for Love Island?

• 1:14:12Speaker 01

  For Love Island, yeah.

• 1:14:13Drew Afualo?

  That one actually I did get invited to.

• 1:14:15Speaker 01

  You didn't go?

• 1:14:15Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, the Love Island one.

• 1:14:17Speaker 01

  Well, they said it wasn't worth it because like Fiji's like so, it was so far and like it was such a hassle of production.

• 1:14:22Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and it was also like rainy as fuck, like almost the entire time. I've only been invited on a couple of brand trips. One of them was to St. Bart's with Way, which I love Way so much.

• 1:14:31Speaker 01

  I love Way.

• 1:14:31Drew Afualo?

  I love them, obsessed with them. And they invited me to St. Bart's and I was like, I was like, yeah, like I'll take, I'll take my man, we'll do like a little vacation thing. Girl, I missed my flight three fucking times.

• 1:14:42Speaker 02

  Three?

• 1:14:42Speaker 01

  It wasn't meant to be.

• 1:14:43Drew Afualo?

  And it wasn't my fault and I said, God does not want me to get on that plane and I am taking the hint and going the fuck home.

• 1:14:47Speaker 01

  No, no, no.

• 1:14:48Drew Afualo?

  And, but I will say, it wasn't my fault that I missed the flight. That's the one thing I'm not late to is flights. I'm late to everything else but a flight, no fucking way. And so that one, they fucked up my car, so I was late the first time. Then I got a hotel, went back again, then they canceled it, then I went home, went back a third time.

• 1:15:05Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:15:05Drew Afualo?

  And then it got delayed three hours and by that point, it's like you have to take a plane to a plane to a plane.

• 1:15:10Speaker 01

  No, forget it.

• 1:15:10Drew Afualo?

  I was gonna miss almost the entire trip, yeah.

• 1:15:12Speaker 02

  Not worth it.

• 1:15:12Drew Afualo?

  But I will say that third time. They booked me at private, like, the private airport apart of LAX.

• 1:15:20Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:15:21Drew Afualo?

  Which I had never been to in my fucking life. That thing is nuts. Like, you want to talk about a wealth disparity?

• 1:15:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:15:28Drew Afualo?

  That shit's crazy. I've never seen anything like it. Like, they, they pull in, all these people open the doors, you come out, they take your luggage, they're like, we're gonna put them right on the plane. Um, come inside this, like, it looks like a cigar lounge, looks like a fucking speakeasy. You go inside, everything's free.

• 1:15:42Speaker 01

  Ah.

• 1:15:43Drew Afualo?

  And they're like, sit down. And then they have, like, a full spa, they have a gym, they have places you can sleep.

• 1:15:47Speaker 01

  A gym?

• 1:15:48Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, they have places you can sleep.

• 1:15:49Speaker 01

  They have an Equinox instead of TSA?

• 1:15:51Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and then they come in and they're like, hey, do you need anything? Like, everything's free, they keep coming, they come back. And then they're like, we'll come forty minutes before your flight and ask if you want to board. And then we'll come thirty minutes, if you don't, we'll come at thirty minutes before. And then they walk you to the stairs and they take you directly on the plane, sit you in your seat.

• 1:16:07Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:16:08Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 1:16:09Drew Afualo?

  And I thought Pre-Check was fucking that girl.

• 1:16:11Speaker 01

  I thought Delta One, I was like...

• 1:16:12Drew Afualo?

  I thought, when I, Delta One, I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:15Speaker 01

  I'm a human being just like you.

• 1:16:17Drew Afualo?

  No, that's not even, that's not even close to what, like, real, actual famous people do.

• 1:16:21Speaker 01

  It would get to my head if I did that too many times, though. You would be intolerable.

• 1:16:26Speaker 02

  No, like, I thought the pod, you ever had a pod?

• 1:16:29Drew Afualo?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:16:30Speaker 01

  I went to Japan in the pod and I was like, I don't want to leave.

• 1:16:33Speaker 02

  No, like...

• 1:16:33Speaker 01

  Let's go back to New York so I can do another fifteen.

• 1:16:37Drew Afualo?

  Take a lap?

• 1:16:38Speaker 01

  It's, no, I agree, it's like, it's...

• 1:16:39Drew Afualo?

  The pod's crazy.

• 1:16:40Speaker 01

  It's something about, I don't know, it's like my, this is my little apartment. What is, what does Brandy say in Cinderella? "In my little corner." You know what I'm talking about? No?

• 1:16:51Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 1:16:52Speaker 01

  No. Impossible. Things aren't happening here. No?

• 1:16:55Speaker 02

  No, I've seen, I've seen it.

• 1:16:56Speaker 01

  I thought you would join me. God damn it, Eric.

• 1:16:59Speaker 02

  I'll sing, okay, she's trying to get me to sing so many times. One thing about her, she loves to sing.

• 1:17:03Speaker 01

  She does.

• 1:17:04Speaker 02

  She loves karaoke, it's scary, like, I get really intimidated. I put on Come Clean by Hilary, Hilary Duff, and I didn't know all the lyrics and she really got mad at me.

• 1:17:12Speaker 01

  I did, I got really upset.

• 1:17:14Speaker 02

  She got really upset. I was like, I forgot some of the...

• 1:17:16Speaker 01

  Let the rain come down.

• 1:17:18Drew Afualo?

  You said you're, you're literally making me nervous.

• 1:17:20Speaker 01

  No, you know what?

• 1:17:20Speaker 02

  No, I literally got scared.

• 1:17:21Drew Afualo?

  I'm getting stoked.

• 1:17:22Speaker 01

  He goes, sorry, sorry, I don't, he goes, I just picked it because it was fun and I only read the lyrics, I didn't listen to the song.

• 1:17:29Speaker 02

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 1:17:30Speaker 01

  That's what you said in Scotland. When we did karaoke the last night and Remy decided to do At Last, What the Fuck? She killed it. Do you mom remember this?

• 1:17:41Speaker 02

  We were drinking and I'm really shy and I'm really like, like just to myself. Like I don't really go to those type of things.

• 1:17:49Drew Afualo?

  You say you're nonchalant. You're nonchalant. That's what men are saying now.

• 1:17:54Speaker 01

  I'm chalant about most things.

• 1:17:55Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, they're like, I'm a nonchalant kinda guy.

• 1:17:58Speaker 01

  But you were, you were doing-

• 1:17:59Drew Afualo?

  I think it's just code for not wanting to care.

• 1:18:01Speaker 01

  No, it's a-

• 1:18:02Drew Afualo?

  I wanna treat you like shit and I don't want you to get mad at me for it.

• 1:18:04Speaker 01

  It's not my fault.

• 1:18:05Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:06Speaker 01

  The karaoke night, you did, you did Come Clean and then you were like, you were getting the chorus wrong. So I was getting agitated.

• 1:18:14Speaker 02

  Mad.

• 1:18:16Speaker 02

  Just getting, no, not agitated. Angry.

• 1:18:18Speaker 01

  So I was like, I went off to, and I was like, do you know this song? And he said, and you said, it's on my karaoke list because it's like a fun song, but I just never like, haven't listened to the song.

• 1:18:26Speaker 02

  I haven't listened to it a while. It's not like-

• 1:18:28Drew Afualo?

  You wanna be a vibe curator. You said, I'm here for vibes.

• 1:18:31Speaker 02

  I was like, that's a good song. I forgot the words.

• 1:18:34Drew Afualo?

  My fucking bad.

• 1:18:35Speaker 02

  My bad. And she was like, yes, you're bad. Get off the stage.

• 1:18:39Speaker 01

  And then I did-

• 1:18:39Speaker 02

  Yes, you're bad. Get off the stage.

• 1:18:41Speaker 01

  And I did Valerie.

• 1:18:42Speaker 02

  Oh, that was good. That was really good.

• 1:18:44Drew Afualo?

  Period.

• 1:18:45Speaker 01

  Thank you. Come Clean is a great-

• 1:18:46Speaker 02

  It's a good karaoke song. I did it the other weekend.

• 1:18:49Drew Afualo?

  And if anyone wants to know, I didn't do anything because I wasn't invited to that trip.

• 1:18:51Speaker 01

  No, but we are gonna-

• 1:18:54Drew Afualo?

  Peacock told me to fuck off and did not invite me to that trip, so.

• 1:18:57Speaker 02

  Next time, babe, next time.

• 1:18:58Speaker 01

  Oh, I would have preferred you be there instead of some other people on that trip, let me tell you.

• 1:19:02Drew Afualo?

  That's fine.

• 1:19:03Speaker 02

  But I will say, I didn't, like, I love Remy. Like, I was like, I was like, bringing that up.

• 1:19:06Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I love her.

• 1:19:07Speaker 02

  She's like everything I would want her to be in real life. Like, I just wanted to say that. I can love her.

• 1:19:11Speaker 01

  She's so unintentionally funny.

• 1:19:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, her vibe. And she's like, no, no, no, no, no, about like- No, like, it's like so funny.

• 1:19:20Speaker 01

  But her sister also manages like my social media because she has a business where it's like second, second home social. Fuck, sorry, Nikki.

• 1:19:28Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:29Speaker 01

  She does like my, my Snapchat. Like, she helps me with all that stuff.

• 1:19:32Speaker 02

  That's so nice.

• 1:19:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, and so they, when I call Nikki, they talk exactly the same. So sometimes I talk to Nikki and I'm like, is Remy fucking with me? Like, they-

• 1:19:42Drew Afualo?

  She's pretending to be her sister.

• 1:19:43Speaker 01

  She's like, hey, girl, I just got off the phone with Snapchat. And I'm like, and they don't want, and I'm like-

• 1:19:49Drew Afualo?

  They're parent trapping you.

• 1:19:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:19:50Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, so they're switching places.

• 1:19:53Speaker 02

  She might be fucking with you.

• 1:19:57Drew Afualo?

  I want to confess something to you guys that I'm pursuing in my, in my off time as a hobby.

• 1:20:02Speaker 02

  Wait, seriously? I'm getting scared.

• 1:20:05Drew Afualo?

  It has nothing to do with anything. I just thought of it because you guys were talking about karaoke. It has nothing to do with karaoke. But I, I think I'm gonna try to be a DJ.

• 1:20:13Speaker 02

  Are you actually?

• 1:20:13Drew Afualo?

  I'm dead ass.

• 1:20:14Speaker 02

  No way. That'd be so fucking-

• 1:20:16Drew Afualo?

  And it actually has to do with what we're talking about, about the club.

• 1:20:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:20:19Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, because I feel like-

• 1:20:20Speaker 01

  Somebody's gotta do it.

• 1:20:21Drew Afualo?

  I gotta be a vibe curator.

• 1:20:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:20:22Drew Afualo?

  And so I told Brittany about it, like on New Year's Eve. She was like, fuck you. And I was like, no, I'm being dead ass. I'm being serious.

• 1:20:29Speaker 01

  What would your DJ name be?

• 1:20:31Drew Afualo?

  I honestly don't know. I'm still thinking about it. I'm, I'm toying with a DJ name or just going by my own name, but like, I, she was like, who are you DJing for? Like, what's your audience? And I was like, the horse.

• 1:20:41Speaker 01

  One fat, the pussy poppers. Yeah.

• 1:20:44Drew Afualo?

  Whoever's on the streets.

• 1:20:45Speaker 01

  That's like-

• 1:20:46Drew Afualo?

  Whoever is a whore.

• 1:20:47Speaker 01

  You should be DJ Nonchalant.

• 1:20:49Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 1:20:50Speaker 02

  DJ Nonchalant?

• 1:20:53Speaker 01

  When the beat drops and it's like incredible and everyone goes, you're just like-

• 1:20:56Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, so if y'all see me at the Boiler Room, don't ask any questions.

• 1:20:59Speaker 01

  Period.

• 1:21:00Speaker 02

  Practicing?

• 1:21:00Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I do. I have, I have tables and everything.

• 1:21:02Speaker 02

  No way.

• 1:21:03Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, because Billy got it for me for Christmas. It's so funny because I jokingly, I said it early last year. And my whole family and everyone was like, yeah, okay. And I was like, I'm being dead ass. I, that's one of those things where I'm like, I feel like if I spend enough time, I could get good at it.

• 1:21:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:18Drew Afualo?

  Right? And so, and I can't, I can't sing for shit. So, that music industry is gonna let me in one way or another.

• 1:21:25Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:21:26Speaker 01

  Everybody, welcome.

• 1:21:27Drew Afualo?

  Force my way in the door.

• 1:21:28Speaker 01

  Wait, okay, I got it, I got it.

• 1:21:29Speaker 02

  Spotify, Spotify?

• 1:21:31Drew Afualo?

  Spotify?

• 1:21:31Speaker 02

  Listen up.

• 1:21:32Speaker 01

  Verified Spotify DJ, verified Spotify DJ. Everybody, put your hands together for DJ Nonchalant. Why don't you care?

• 1:21:42Drew Afualo?

  See, I have it already.

• 1:21:43Speaker 01

  There you go.

• 1:21:43Drew Afualo?

  I don't want to do like EDM or like house or anything like that.

• 1:21:47Speaker 01

  No, you want nasty?

• 1:21:47Drew Afualo?

  No, I want nasty, ass shaking music, like for the girls, you know what I mean?

• 1:21:52Speaker 02

  That'd be so fun.

• 1:21:53Drew Afualo?

  Right. I was like, I gotta DJ for the horse. The whores need one.

• 1:21:56Speaker 01

  And you're well rounded.

• 1:21:57Speaker 02

  When you said the whores, I thought you said the horse. And I was like, who's the horse?

• 1:22:00Drew Afualo?

  No, whores.

• 1:22:01Speaker 01

  That's what Flora said.

• 1:22:02Drew Afualo?

  With a W and a Z.

• 1:22:03Speaker 01

  When Flora, the other day I was talking to my best friend, instead of saying, I heard it from the horse's mouth, she thought I was, I heard it straight from that whore's mouth. And I go-

• 1:22:11Drew Afualo?

  I like that version better.

• 1:22:12Speaker 01

  Like, I thought you liked her. What are you talking about? I heard it from the source.

• 1:22:17Drew Afualo?

  Before, okay, before we wrap up really quick, what do y'all have going on? You guys have anything new going on you want to talk about?

• 1:22:24Speaker 02

  Um, I'm coming out with merch.

• 1:22:26Speaker 01

  Yay!

• 1:22:27Drew Afualo?

  So exciting.

• 1:22:29Speaker 02

  I have like hats and shirts and socks coming out.

• 1:22:32Drew Afualo?

  Yes.

• 1:22:34Speaker 01

  Cute.

• 1:22:35Speaker 02

  Okay, right? And potentially, I mean, this year at some point, a podcast, so.

• 1:22:41Drew Afualo?

  Yay!

• 1:22:43Speaker 02

  I'll keep y'all updated. Follow me, Rico Taquito, on all social media platforms.

• 1:22:48Drew Afualo?

  T.

• 1:22:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:49Drew Afualo?

  And Eric is so, we've been joking a lot, Eric is so creative.

• 1:22:52Speaker 01

  He is so, he has like the mind of an artist, for real. His zine is incredible.

• 1:22:56Drew Afualo?

  Truly.

• 1:22:56Speaker 02

  The mind of a master.

• 1:22:57Drew Afualo?

  And I love your candles.

• 1:22:58Speaker 02

  Oh, thanks. Oh, my God, I have candles.

• 1:23:01Drew Afualo?

  I was gonna say.

• 1:23:03Speaker 02

  Groove gives, I have a candle line, every candle makes a donation to someone in need, so, yeah.

• 1:23:08Drew Afualo?

  Eric and Eric's boyfriend are both are T's.

• 1:23:11Speaker 02

  Ruben's planning it, everyone.

• 1:23:12Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, plug Ruben, we love Ruben.

• 1:23:14Speaker 02

  He makes clothes, they're really, really fucking cool.

• 1:23:17Speaker 01

  He makes figurines.

• 1:23:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, toys, I have them in my bag.

• 1:23:20Speaker 01

  They're stunning.

• 1:23:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's like so, he's really talented.

• 1:23:23Speaker 01

  They're so chic.

• 1:23:24Drew Afualo?

  I know.

• 1:23:24Speaker 02

  He makes really cool stuff, like, I will say, like, really cool clothes.

• 1:23:26Speaker 01

  You guys are so chic together.

• 1:23:28Drew Afualo?

  I agree.

• 1:23:29Speaker 02

  Oh, thank you.

• 1:23:29Drew Afualo?

  We love them.

• 1:23:30Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:23:31Drew Afualo?

  We love Eric and Ruben.

• 1:23:32Speaker 02

  Aww.

• 1:23:33Drew Afualo?

  You guys are so artistic, makes me sick to my stomach.

• 1:23:35Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:23:37Drew Afualo?

  Taffy?

• 1:23:37Speaker 01

  I have a cat.

• 1:23:39Drew Afualo?

  Margalena.

• 1:23:39Speaker 01

  I have Margalena Jolie.

• 1:23:41Drew Afualo?

  Who we love.

• 1:23:41Speaker 02

  I have a new man.

• 1:23:42Speaker 01

  She's a gem.

• 1:23:43Speaker 02

  Coming this year.

• 1:23:45Drew Afualo?

  Maybe you guys know him, his name's Bad Bunny.

• 1:23:46Speaker 01

  His name's Jesus Christ, I'm finding Jesus Christ this year.

• 1:23:49Drew Afualo?

  For him.

• 1:23:50Speaker 01

  For him. Won't he, won't he do it?

• 1:23:52Drew Afualo?

  Won't he do it? If he believes in you at all, he'll bring Bad Bunny to your door.

• 1:23:58Speaker 01

  I don't care who, I have to pray to. I'm gonna get a little smug. Would a kiss kill you? That's what I say to people. Why, would a kiss kill you? They're like, get out of my office. I'm like, oh, hey.

• 1:24:09Drew Afualo?

  All right.

• 1:24:11Speaker 01

  What do I have? I have like a column coming out with a certain publication, I have a podcast.

• 1:24:22Speaker 01

  Well, I'm HelloTefi.

• 1:24:24Drew Afualo?

  Yes, literally.

• 1:24:25Speaker 01

  Catch me online.

• 1:24:26Speaker 02

  She's always up to something.

• 1:24:28Drew Afualo?

  I know. Tefi's working all the time.

• 1:24:30Speaker 02

  It's always interesting. Even watching her stories, I'm like, oh my god.

• 1:24:32Drew Afualo?

  I know. That's why I said she has the funniest tea, always.

• 1:24:36Speaker 02

  Always. She knows everyone's information.

• 1:24:37Speaker 01

  I never think I'm working hard enough, and then I talk to Eric, he goes, "Bitch, are you tired?"

• 1:24:41Drew Afualo?

  That's what, that, I know. She tells me that, too.

• 1:24:44Speaker 02

  I'm like, I'm like, "You haven't stopped."

• 1:24:46Drew Afualo?

  You haven't been back home in six months.

• 1:24:48Speaker 01

  I know. I've been home for three Saturdays. It's crazy.

• 1:24:52Drew Afualo?

  She was, she was telling me the longest story about someone when she was at my house. And then she like, she breezes past, I'll tell you who it is after. She breezes past a celebrity, she's like, "Oh, she fucking hates me." And I said, "Why?" She said, "Probably because her man's always DMing me." And I go, "Wait, hold on." And then I told, because I know who her man is. And then I said, "Wait, let's circle back to this before we keep going. Let's circle back." "That man's DMing you?" And then she goes, "Yeah, but it's like, normal shit." I'm all, "Normal shit?" Pause, pause, pause.

• 1:25:22Speaker 01

  Like, "Hi, hello, how are you? What's the fucking kiss?"

• 1:25:28Drew Afualo?

  "Is it illegal to kiss now?"

• 1:25:29Speaker 01

  So now it's wrong to kiss.

• 1:25:32Drew Afualo?

  Tefi's the most interesting woman on the world, in the world.

• 1:25:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:25:35Drew Afualo?

  On the world, too.

• 1:25:37Speaker 02

  Her mind, her mind.

• 1:25:40Drew Afualo?

  Her mind.

• 1:25:41Speaker 02

  Her mind.

• 1:25:42Drew Afualo?

  "I wanna have a baby."

• 1:25:44Speaker 02

  Him, uh.

• 1:25:47Drew Afualo?

  "I don't."

• 1:25:48Speaker 01

  "I wanna travel."

• 1:25:51Drew Afualo?

  Well, thank you both for coming back and keying with me. I fucking love both of you.

• 1:25:55Speaker 01

  Is anything usable?

• 1:25:58Drew Afualo?

  We'll let you know. In the edit, we'll let you know.

• 1:26:01Speaker 01

  We take the podcast, it's 15 minutes.

• 1:26:03Speaker 02

  But thank god.

• 1:26:06Drew Afualo?

  Thank you all so much for tuning into this episode. Thank you so much to my amazing guests, Eric and Tefi. Uh, one more time for the camera, where can everybody find you?

• 1:26:14Speaker 02

  At, at Rico Tequito on all social media platforms.

• 1:26:18Speaker 01

  In your dreams. Uh, HelloTefi. Well, everywhere you can find Eric, you can find me.

• 1:26:25Drew Afualo?

  They're twins.

• 1:26:26Speaker 02

  Twins.

• 1:26:28Drew Afualo?

  Thank you both so much for coming. I fucking love y'all. And thank you both so much for tuning into this episode. Don't forget, new episodes of the comment section come out every Wednesday. You can stream the audio on all streaming platforms, or you can watch the video for free and exclusively on our favorite platform, Spotify. Thank you so much to Erica Taffey. Thank you so much to all of you, and I'll see you next week. Bye.

• 1:26:45Speaker 02

  Bye.

• 1:26:46Speaker 01

  For the listeners, we're waving.

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