138: Buzz Lightyear is an American Hero

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Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  Hey, I'm Niall Rogers. This fall, I'll be driving across the country, meeting some of today's coolest and most fascinating artists. We'll explore the stories before the moments that changed everything. Because every musician remembers the moment where it all began. Experience Before the Moment, a Lincoln Original Series on the iHeart Radio app, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts.

• 0:32Brittany Broski?

  Coming to you live from the Buzz Nation headquarters, it's the Buzz Report, joined by your host, Chris A. Rocky.

• 0:53Brittany Broski?

  To infinity and beyond.

• 1:02Brittany Broski?

  Welcome back to the Buzz Report. It's me, your guest host, Buzz Lightyear. And when I say beyond, honey, I mean beyond. And when I say beyond, I do mean beyond gender norms. Because I'm not joking. Every time I get rid of my hair, whatever comedic purpose, I do feel gender euphoria. And by the way, I just realized the light above me is not on, so I'm going to turn it on.

• 1:30Brittany Broski?

  Don't look at my body.

• 1:34Brittany Broski?

  Welcome back to the Buzz Report. Seriously, guys, and what a welcome back it is. What do you think Buzz Lightyear's politics were? Do you think that he supports open carry? Do you think that he would have been a right wing voter? Or do you think because this understanding he's an international space traveler, he's probably seen some shit? Does he work for the United States government? Probably ultimately. Is he a part of Space Force? Probably. Okay? Is he subject to the every whim of the Department of Defense Chief Officer? The Chief of the Department of Defense? Yes, okay? He is a pawn of the DOD.

• 2:16Brittany Broski?

  However, in my fantasy, I choose to believe that Buzz Lightyear is a force for good. Okay? Because all geopolitical signs point to him being kind of a right wing puppet. But not in my universe. Okay? Not in mine. Not in mine. I do believe that he would have cried during the National Anthem. But there is this weird gray area of like, you know, you work for space and then sometimes you're a little bit too American. Okay? You work for space, you've seen things beyond all human grasp, and then you're still a little bit American. So that's kind of the give or take there. Bruh. Okay, I'm kind of... Happy Halloween.

• 3:00Brittany Broski?

  I'm of the opinion that July 31st, like into August 1, August 1 is Halloween 1st. That is how I do it in my house, in my Christian house. We celebrate Halloween on August 1st. And I just really feel that like the closer I get to 30, and yeah, I'm sweating, and yeah, Buzz Lightyear's tits are sweating. Ever heard of it, honey? Yeah, Buzz Lightyear has tit sweat. Yeah, there's moisture accumulating under his breasts. And yeah, there's a big fucking hole in my shirt somewhere. Where is it? Oh, my wings are hiding it. I have a huge hole in this shirt that, uh, like you can fully like stick your arm through it.

• 3:42Brittany Broski?

  I do believe that, um, what the hell was I gonna say? Oh, Happy friggin' Halloween. Yeah, I do celebrate the season starting Aug 1. One Aug to one Nov. I really am doing Halloween. And I don't mean that in like a friggin' bats Halloween, like millennial. Oh, that's what I was gonna say. I really feel myself, the closer I get to 30, being pulled towards that. Like, I understand it. I understand, it's like the dark side. I'm like, no, please don't mean, don't cover me, don't cover me, please. I've been so good. It's like friggin' bats. I love Halloween. Just millennial Halloween shit. I'm at the store and I see like two ghosts, like cheers in wine glasses. I'm like, how cute.

• 4:26Brittany Broski?

  I'm at TJ Maxx and it's that, you know, that design. I'll put it up here. It's hard to describe. It's that specific artist. And I know this because I'm on fucking TJ Maxx YouTube. I don't shop at TJ Maxx that much. I'm just, this is what I watch on YouTube. It's like relationship content creators and their whole tea. I watch, um, just because that's so tea. Like, you can never take that back. You know what I mean? Then I watch like overconsumption stuff, which is really inspiring for me. I really like absorb all that. And that's how I absorb the TJ Maxx stuff. Is this girl made this video, she was like, "And the thing about TJ Maxx is that all of these artists, independent artists,

• 5:09Brittany Broski?

  TJ Maxx doops, they do bit. And it is a shittier, hollower version of what the true art is." And I'm literally like doing crafts in my bed, like so fucking true. Because it is. It's so evil. It's really evil. Anyway, there's this one specific like Halloween designer. I don't know her fucking name, but shout out. And it's this kind of spooky, crazy, creepy, like orange and black cat, almost like a Cheshire Cat type. And, uh, yeah, you know, I'm in TJ Maxx and I'm like,

• 5:46Brittany Broski?

  that's adorable. That's adorable. So just trust me, I am, you know, the closer you get to 30, the more millennial coded you are. I don't know what people were doing at 30 before millennials dropped. When God dropped millennials, I don't know how people celebrated Halloween in a meaningful way. Because I really just feel like millennials have their finger on the pulse of holidays, of capitalism. You know, like, there's never been, maybe other than like boomers, well, and Gen X, people who have just done capitalism the way that they want you to. You know? And the beautiful thing about this Buzz Lightyear costume is it sits right above my, like, it doesn't cover my chest.

• 6:29Brittany Broski?

  It covers like the area right before my chest. Because, you know, I ultimately have mammarys. There are not, you know, it's not boobs. It's not, um, sexual organs. Well, they are sexual organs in the fact that they are mammarys. It's not like, oh, and her titties are sitting just right? Oh, and her titties sitting, okay, yitty, sitting just, no. These are mammarys.

• 6:58Brittany Broski?

  These are mammary glands. It's different, okay? I look at my body as a medical anomaly. I don't look at it as a sexual object. And it's very healing. It's very healing to think of yourself as, um, you know, doctors are intrigued, this should not exist. And it's just my body. So. Okay, what I thought would be fun for today, celebrating the Halloween spirit, celebrating the month of October. Oh, my God, every day is a goddamn, I was about to say nightmare, but I didn't mean that. Every day is a goddamn celebration. Every day is a happy reason to be alive. Especially in the month of October. I'm gonna be doing different costumes every single week.

• 7:40Brittany Broski?

  And I want to start this week by doing a thought experiment, a Nietzsche of sorts, a Freudian thought experiment of sorts. Smash or pass all the Toy Story characters. And I'm not gonna elaborate, we're kind of just gonna start. So let's kind of go through all of them. And now, keep in mind also, I don't know about, what's his name? Forky? Forker? About Forker. Isn't that his name? The like spork? Sporker? What's his name? Spork.

• 8:17Brittany Broski?

  Character. Forky. And Forky, I really feel like they missed an opportunity here of, again, haven't seen it, don't know anything, except I do know that GIF

• 8:29Brittany Broski?

  or that clip of Woody walking, holding his hand.

• 8:35Brittany Broski?

  And he's walking and he's dragging him behind him. He's dragging Forky behind him, he keeps walking and then he's like, put the GIF up here. That's what I'm talking about. That makes me laugh every time I see it. God, I probably would love whatever Toy Story this is from. Toy Story 4. Toy Story 4. I did not get around to seeing Toy Story 37. I really did not. And I need to see Toy Story 5 because Conan is in it. And that's kind of the only pull for me at this point. I would see it because Conan's in it. Okay. Going back, I do think that Forky, again, missed opportunity to call him Forker. You mother Forker. His character arc should have been mobster,

• 9:16Brittany Broski?

  like Bostonian, almost like Italian, New Yorker mobster, where his name's Forky. You know, and it's about to get, and this is his catchphrase, it's about to get real Forky in here.

• 9:31Brittany Broski?

  It's about to get real Forky in here. And then he shanks you. That's Forky's, you know, what's it, uh, the Snoopy B-sides? Where they're always like, Charlie Brown main plot. And they're like,

• 9:48Brittany Broski?

  and they're like dancing with fall leaves and pumpkins. And then it's Snoopy,

• 9:56Brittany Broski?

  that's Forky's B plot. Okay, Forky is doing, "Yeah, boss.

• 10:03Brittany Broski?

  Yeah, boss. Tell him, boss. God, boss, you're so smart and funny and charming. I'll handle it, boss. It's about to get real Forky in here."

• 10:18Brittany Broski?

  That's, that's what I'm suggesting for um Forker, for the character Forker. Okay, who's next? Who's this little girl?

• 10:28Brittany Broski?

  Oh, this, hold on, I, I think I do believe I saw, this is Toy Story 4, Toy Story 3? Pixar Toy Story Treasury of Characters. I need to go to the originals, cuz Lotso?

• 10:45Brittany Broski?

  Okay, here are the originals. Okay, obviously, we've got uh Woody and Buzz Lightyear. Can you like work the way that I need you to? And now, why is it taking me to goddamn Facebook? I don't. Oh, and it's crashing my computer. Oh, and the liberal woke virus is crashing my computer. Nice liberals. You won't win this one.

• 11:09Brittany Broski?

  Woody.

• 11:11Brittany Broski?

  Uh, smash, first of all, Woody would be a type of Vince Vaughn husband. Do you know what I mean? A Vince Vaughn gaslighting, weaponized incompetence husband. But at the same time, Woody is incredibly high strung. He's a, sorry, let me pull my blouse down.

• 11:32Brittany Broski?

  Let, let, let me pull my blouse down. Oh, Lord. Woody would be incredibly high strung as a partner, and like, you think you have OCD? He's running the shit. Okay, Woody's running this shit. No one's touching him. I think that while in the beginning, you know, Woody would offer, he would court you very well. He would do all the right things, and then about two years in, or what's that? The seven year itch. Okay? Seven years in, he's gonna have an affair. It will break you, but in the back of your head, you're kinda like, thank you for doing it cuz I didn't wanna do it. Do you know what I mean? Thank you for committing this sin, because now I get to be mad at you, and a problem that was in the back of my head is fixed.

• 12:17Brittany Broski?

  Is that this is a loveless marriage, Woody. This is a loveless marriage. And I feel trapped. I feel trapped. Woody and Buzz talking to each other. I feel trapped in this, okay? I just feel like we had a really good thing for a really long time. No, I'm not done talking, I'm, I'm, I'm talking.

• 12:40Brittany Broski?

  Wait.

• 12:43Brittany Broski?

  This is Woody and Buzz having a domestic dispute, a marital spat. Okay, and they're, you, and I just feel like you've been neglecting me emotionally and whatever. And then here comes Little Bo Peep. I sucked it.

• 12:58Brittany Broski?

  I sucked it. So therefore incriminating Woody? Because Woody, well, hold on, did Buzz cheat or did Woody cheat?

• 13:09Brittany Broski?

  Maybe not, I sucked it.

• 13:13Brittany Broski?

  Surely not, I sucked it. Like surely that's not...

• 13:23Brittany Broski?

  I sucked it. Like surely that's not, that's not the plot that I'm taking this to. Okay, anyway. Can my wings? Thank you.

• 13:35Brittany Broski?

  Woody and Buzz Domestic Dispute.

• 13:41Brittany Broski?

  I had a matcha, and so my throat is just a little bit coated in um a milky kind of, a coat, throat coat. And Kim Petras throat goat, thank you. Okay, that's Woody and Buzz, and you know, ultimately, is Jessie the side piece, is Little Bo Peep the side piece? Who knows? Because at one point in time, Woody and Buzz were incredibly intimate, how could they not be? And it is this almost heated rivalry, like, one of them's the hard ass, one of them's the, you have to do it this way, okay? The Hudson Williams one, and then the Connor Story one is Buzz Lightyear, where he's like...

• 14:20Brittany Broski?

  You know, he's DL, they're both DL. And that's sad. That's sad, because I would like to imagine a Toy Story universe where they can be out. Where it's Pride Month for the toys, okay? Pride Month Woody. Where he is, his boots are Pride, his hat is Pride, he's got a gay little bandana, maybe he's topless with glitter. He's in a, he's in a weenie bikini that's Pride. Like, you know, and you pull the string, and it's like a Frankie Grande song that plays, like, I do see that for the Toy Story franchise. Buzz Lightyear, on the other hand, he's gotta play both sides. Okay, they might put him in like a, like a Harry Styles wide leg pant and a tank top. Okay, they'll show his, he's got some like uh tattoos from his time in the service. Again, what service?

• 15:05Brittany Broski?

  I don't know. Is he Republican, is he, is he Democrat? I don't know. I can't say at this time, but I can say that he was a good and loyal partner to Woody for seven plus years. You know, until one of them was unfaithful.

• 15:21Brittany Broski?

  So, with that being said, let's move on to Jessie. Jessie lesbian.

• 15:28Brittany Broski?

  Jessie butch. Jessie is the manliest man out of all of these characters. This whole cast of characters, the gang, Jessie was the one that got that shit done. She is a go-getter, she is a U-Haul lesbian, she would love bomb you in a way that is so unbelievably personal. And then six months in, get bored and move on to somebody else. I bet her Little Bo Peep had something. I bet her Little Bo Peep had something, and I mean that uh...

• 15:57Brittany Broski?

  I'm still trying to, I'm trying to familiarize myself with my soundboard.

• 16:00Speaker 02

  Hi, my name is Carmen Winston.

• 16:03Brittany Broski?

  Wrong one. Sorry.

• 16:11Brittany Broski?

  Buzz Lightyear Among Us trade.

• 16:17Brittany Broski?

  Buzz Lightyear Among Us trade. I always make this reference, and I feel like no one ever laughs, so I'm gonna do it here with my captive audience. Whenever like, you, you know, you get a scratch, or like, you're riffing about, you know, oh, I hurt myself, or oh, whatever. I'm always like, Among Us bone sticking out?

• 16:38Brittany Broski?

  You know what I mean? Among Us bone sticking out.

• 16:44Brittany Broski?

  This is how I feel. When it's like, you know, someone like shoulder checks you, or you like graze your arm on something, and it feels like it ripped your skin off. I'm like, Among Us bone sticking.

• 16:58Brittany Broski?

  Like ultimately, this is hilarious. Whoa, holy shit, anatomical diagram. Cuz it's one bone. Among Us is very complicated, r slash gaming. Now, this is something I have never, oh, I don't like that they drew eyes on it. I don't like that.

• 17:15Brittany Broski?

  They don't, it would be one eye. It's one eye. And where do the arms go? Ew, ew, why is it like a skeleton pterodactyl? It's like a humanoid pterodactyl. Oh, I do not like this, let's click on it. Someone says, top comment, looks like it has a penis. Response, LMAO.

• 17:41Brittany Broski?

  Looks like it has a penis. LMAO.

• 17:46Brittany Broski?

  Um, and then someone else said, looks rather yummy. It reminds me of how they draw meat drumsticks in cartoons or emojis. And then he followed that up with the uh drumstick emoji. So yeah, you know, really, really interesting thing is happening on Reddit. I do believe, obviously, like, you rip its head off, or it gets flown out into space, or blown out into space. It gets ejected, and it's just one bone. So there's not even a brain. Unless it's like at the top of the femur, it's just one femur, its whole body, it's just a brain stem? Like, that's probably more probable than this pterodactyl situation. That's a lot of microbones to be fit in this gelatin encasing.

• 18:27Brittany Broski?

  In this minion-esque boar's skin encasing. Not to bring it back to the, to the first episode back, but like, yeah, dude. Among Us skin has to be thick, because think about it, you're out in space, a lot of different pressures, a lot of different chemicals. You know, you're in that suit, but the suit has to be breathable. So, well, I guess it doesn't have to be breathable, it's airtight, but at the same time, can you pee in these? Can you pee in the Among Us suit? And what is the backpack on the back? Is there like lore to Among Us? Like, why are they on the ship? The backpack worn by Among Us crew members functions visually as a life support or oxygen tank. Though its exact in-game purpose remains a running mystery. Spacesuit design, the shape mimics real-life astronaut gear, duh.

• 19:12Brittany Broski?

  Specifically, a primary life support subsystem, which typically holds oxygen and removes carbon dioxide. Here are lore and fan theories. While many fans view it as an oxygen tank, others point out that an oxygen sabotage still causes immediate failure, meaning it is not a standalone air supply. Official animations and shorts suggest that removing the backpack reveals anatomical secrets. Treating the pack almost like a part of their core suit or biology? Ugh, a fleshy skin sack on the back of my crewmate uniform.

• 19:49Brittany Broski?

  No, my skin sack! It's like ripping off a mole.

• 19:56Brittany Broski?

  Do not remove the crew members backpacks. That is their skin. Got your backpack? No!

• 20:08Brittany Broski?

  It's like a skin tag. Uh, what else was I gonna look up? Why are the Among Us, smung us?

• 20:20Brittany Broski?

  Why are the Among Us uh characters on the ship? On the shi-

• 20:31Brittany Broski?

  The crewmates are on the spaceship known as the Skeld, on a deep-space exploration and mining mission for a corporation like Mira. What the hell is Mira?

• 20:43Brittany Broski?

  Alien threat. The imposters are shape-shifting alien parasites that have infiltrated the crew or hitched a ride on the ship. Am I stupid? I just didn't know this? I thought it was like, "I'm gonna play pretend, I'm gonna get you." I didn't even think about, there's an infiltration. There is an enemy aboard!

• 21:05Brittany Broski?

  Enemy aboard! Get him off the ship! I didn't even realize that. I thought they were just like friends playing jokes on each other. And I do, this is, whatever this is called, I know there are some nerd gamers out there that you can like diagnose me. In any video game I've ever played, and for me, it started with Spyro. Do you know that dragon game? Obviously checks out now, uh, knowing who I am and what I like. Spyro, Spiro, Spyro. "He's a cute little purple dragon and you can like build stuff and build flowers." I loved that game. What I liked about that game is being able to just roam. I like the free roam. I like the free play. I don't like having missions. I don't really care for the missions.

• 21:47Brittany Broski?

  Don't care much for being told what to do, having shit to do. I want to just roam. Any game, I'm like that. We used to play Little Big Planet, me and my siblings. Any of the Lego games, I just wanted to roam. I don't, "Oh my god, we have to do something?" Minecraft, I love to roam, okay? I like Among Us as well. I get real stressed out when it's like, "I gotta go here and do this, I gotta fucking do the wires, and I gotta go here and do..." "Oh my god, somebody died! Oh my god, what the hell?" It's literally, I- And so, I think that whatever that is speaks to my carefree and loving nature. It really speaks to, I just wanna go have fun. I'm here with all my crewmates, and I'm just trying to have fun. And then the, the game maker, like Seneca Crane, rips off my, my mole on my back.

• 22:33Brittany Broski?

  And they start doing experiments on me. "I won't tell, I won't tell." They're trying to hold my arms now, but I have no arm bones. "No, no!" They keep fracturing my main femur bone in different areas.

• 22:46Brittany Broski?

  Anyway. The obscure lore of Among Us. It's 55 seconds long, let's watch it.

• 22:52Speaker 03

  The goal of the crewmates are to oust the imposters. And the goal of the imposters is to obviously kill everyone. After the impostor kills someone, their body is left for someone to discover. Either a crewmate or impostor can report it, which summons all players to the conference table for a meeting. And from there, the players can discuss where they've been, and they must prove their innocence or point blame. And from that, whoever was voted, you can eject them into space or burn them alive. All depends on the map.

• 23:18Brittany Broski?

  Burn them alive!

• 23:18Speaker 03

  It's a little more nuanced than that, but you get the gist. It's like a video game version of the 1980's movie, The Thing. First, the characters. Well, there aren't really characters besides the crewmates. And none of them are really different. They are different colors, and some have different jobs, but they are functionally all the same. I don't know if they are humans, they breathe air, they have blood. They are only 3'6" and weigh 92 pounds. All of them do.

• 23:43Brittany Broski?

  Okay, how do we know their height and weight?

• 23:47Brittany Broski?

  How do we know that? Who did that empirical research?

• 23:52Brittany Broski?

  They are 3'6" and weigh 92 pounds. Just like a minion. Not unlike a minion! Hello?

• 24:03Brittany Broski?

  Not unlike a minion.

• 24:08Brittany Broski?

  Has anyone ever put 2 and 2 together that minions might be Among Us? Minion Among Us! Minion X Monsters X Among Us collab. I'm getting high as balls and going to the theater and watching minions in space. I'm watching minions be catapulted out into space, solving a greater mission of a domestic terrorist threat upon the Skeld. I'm watching that! Yes, I am! Coca-Cola, hello! That's what I'm doing! I would love that. Guys, illumination. Hear me out. Minions, Among Us, Minecraft.

• 24:44Brittany Broski?

  You get me? And for audio listeners, I just kinda, I pushed 3 of my fingers together. And for audio listeners, I just kinda like pushed, I, I, 1, 2, 3, pushed my 3 fingers together, okay?

• 24:58Brittany Broski?

  I didn't know that there was like crazy lore like this. I also was always so jealous, because again, I always was the impostor or got voted out Among Us, because I don't give a fuck. Like, I'm not doing my job, I'm following people around, I'm being annoying, people are like, "Imposter!"

• 25:14Brittany Broski?

  "Imposter!" And I'm like, I don't give a fuck. So I was always kind of like, my meat bone was thrown out into the space for, for the space hounds. But like, I wish I kinda would've tried, because there's so much lore. This is kind of reminding me of a FNAF. It's reminding me of like, uh, why is, why is the fanbase for Among Us so intense? I have to do a deep dive. Another thing I loved about this damn game is all the little things you can have. Like, I loved the little sprout on the top of your head. He's got a little ham following him around, like a little spiral ham. That's cute and fun. Now, is the ham sentient? Does the ham think for itself? Does it have thoughts and feelings, or did you just, is it like a snack for later?

• 25:58Brittany Broski?

  There are so many, well, they used to have, um, all the little shit you could put on your head like a pumpkin. Pumpkin. Pumpkin. Pumpkin. This episode is sponsored by Rocket Money. Do you even know what you're subscribed to? Seriously, can you name them all? I recently found out I was paying for a meditation app I don't even have downloaded on my phone anymore. That's not helping me relax, bro. It's actually doing the opposite, so thanks for that. Rocket Money can actually track subscriptions and has the ability to cancel unwanted ones within the app with a few taps, giving users an easy way to stop paying for things they don't use. You can set budgets and goals, get personalized insights and regular reports,

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• 27:21Brittany Broski?

  Back to Toy Story. Jesse, lesbian.

• 27:28Brittany Broski?

  Was that fucking Alex Jones?

• 27:35Brittany Broski?

  Patriot. Patriot.

• 27:40Brittany Broski?

  Patriot. That's Buzz Lightyear. Patriot. Woody, Patriot. Jesse, lesbian. Bullseye, loyal. Bullseye, uh, pass. Okay, all 3 up to this point have been smashed. Bullseye, pass. Bullseye, friendzone. I fear for his intelligence he gives, you know, and I hate this term, but for lack of a better term, golden retriever boyfriend. Hate that. Right? Because why do you want, why do you want someone to just follow you around and slobber? Like, surely we have higher standards for ourselves than that. Just like a submissive, subservient, like, I'm not- But then every once in a while, he'll have a thought,

• 28:24Brittany Broski?

  and then he'll go back to just like drooling on himself and like licking his- His penis! Licking his bullseye penis. Ever heard of it, honey? So yeah, bullseye probably passed. Uh, Bo Peep, again, lesbian. And I think that she, uh, actually no, Bo Peep, pan. Because when you're that sexy, pan. You can get anybody you want, and she does. Trust she does. But she also inherited her father's land. So, she understands the value of hard work, she understands the value of working the land, of having a relationship with the land, and with nature, right? With her, her, uh, billy goat and gruff. "Which I do love them, they're very sweet, they're little sheep."

• 29:06Brittany Broski?

  And I, I think they're conjoined at the hip. I do think they're like a dolly the sheep, or maybe a, um, what's the, the 2, "Tonight, the two-headed goat will see double the stars." What's that fucking quote?

• 29:22Brittany Broski?

  Is it cow, two-headed calf poem? Tomorrow, when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum. But tonight, he is alive and is in the North Field with his mother. I forgot how sad this poem is. It is a perfect summer evening, the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass, and as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual. Yeah, that's actually pitiful, and I wish I hadn't read that. But we move on. We carry on. Yeah, Billy Goat and Gruff, they're giving me that, okay? Billy Goat and Gruff, no comment. I have no hard opinions on them. They are ultimately the property of Bo Peep.

• 30:04Brittany Broski?

  So yeah, I think Bo Peep, she's a hard-working patriot. Bo Peep, patriot. Mr. Potato Head. Mr. Potato Head, racist. Mr. Potato Head. Mr. Potato Head is a boomer racist who remembers America the way that it was, the way that it quote-unquote "used to be." Okay? When they talk about the America they want to make great again, it's his America. And that's scary. You should be scared of that. They live in a penthouse in New York. He has anything he could ever need in his ass, in his ass compartment. He stores it in his ass. Suss.

• 30:49Brittany Broski?

  You're sus. Mr. Potato Head, DL, next. Mrs. Potato Head, stupid. Mrs. Potato Head, blind and stupidly comfortable. She doesn't know that Mr. Potato Head has been having illicit affairs with people that work for him for years, okay? And his ass is full. His ass is full of shit. And Mrs. Potato Head, she lives a comfortable lifestyle that was afforded to her by Mr. Potato Head. So she's not gonna complain. She's never gonna complain. Why would she ever like raise a complaint or anything above like slight nagging at Mr. Potato Head? Do you know what I mean? Her life is fine.

• 31:33Brittany Broski?

  Like, she's got the credit card, she's off with the girls, she's doing like the Hamptons every other weekend. She's fine. Like, they hardly see each other. But when they do, it's this fake like, "I love you, schmoopsypoo." It's very that. He kind of has this attitude of like, "She's my fucking crazy wife, but I love her. Fifty-five years married, never been happier." He's cheating on her every day. "Fifty-five years, she stood by me through everything." You know, you know the couple that I'm talking about. That's them. Slinky Dog, anarchist. Slinky Dog, anarchist, off the grid. I believe he has a kind of like, the...

• 32:17Brittany Broski?

  And not in a Republican way, but like, the 5G. Like, someone needs to come scan for 5G. He's kind of Fillmore from Cars. He's kind of this like hippie-dippy, "Ladabeda bodabut." That's very Slinky Dog. Ladabeda bodabut. Did Joel's parents do that to their dogs? Because my mom did. My whole family does that shit. Ladabeda bodabut. Slinky Dog, yeah. He would be kind of in the camp of henchmen, à la Forky, but Forky's much more loyal. Slinky Dog, he would have a conscience about it.

• 33:01Brittany Broski?

  I'd be like, "Slinky, sick 'em." And if he didn't agree with that command, he'd be like, "I don't know, boss. Do we have to?" Like, that would be Slinky. And ultimately, he would defect. He would defect. And that's fine, because that's his arc. He's kind of like, he gets his own spin-off show like Penguin, like Batman Penguin on HBO. So, it's fine. Rex, hypochondriac. Rex, high-functioning OCD? Probably an autism diagnosis, but it's incredibly high-functioning. I think that he's got a few roommates. Rex lives with a few different roommates. He's not really comfortable living alone. He could if he really wanted to, but he doesn't want to.

• 33:46Brittany Broski?

  And that's fine. You know, that's fine. I think for Rex's journey, he's very gentle. He's a gentle giant. Asexual, no partners, no nothing. Fine just being within the company of his friends and family. And it is kind of, you know, Rex is under ADA. He has limited mobility with his arms, and so he needs the rest of the gang to kind of help him in that regard. And they do. They're very accommodating to Rex, because they understand. And he's just a nice guy. You know, not a bad word to say about Rex. Ham, patriot. Ham is the brains of the operation.

• 34:27Brittany Broski?

  Ham is a kind of, what are those shows that like Gen X parents love? Like Reacher and like Jack Ryan and Landman? Any of those Taylor Sheridan shows? Ham would be on one of those. He would be operating a helicopter. He would be, "Get down!" That would be Ham. He's kind of, actually, no. Ham would be in Mission Control. Ham would be running some sort of like, "Agent Bourne, do you copy? Agent Bourne, do you copy?" We lost him. Shit. We lost him. And then his radar beep starts beeping again. Beep, beep. And Ham takes his glasses off.

• 35:12Brittany Broski?

  Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne. That's Ham. Okay, patriot. Alien, traitor, vampire. Alien, smash. Actually, go back to Ham. Smash, Rex, pass. Slinky Dog, smash. Mr. Potato Head, Mr. Potato Head, smash, both smash. Okay, Alien, smash. And Alien is... You can't figure him out, can you? He's an elusive little fucker. You can't figure him out. There's about a billion of them, okay?

• 35:56Brittany Broski?

  So you think you know one, oh, you're talking to his brother. Okay, how was I supposed to know? So I think that Alien, as a partner... First of all, language barrier. I don't know what you're saying, pal. Hey, speak English, dude. Hey, pal, speak American. I don't know what you're saying. Other than that, a wonderful lover. A really fantastic lover. You know, they're not from here. They're foreign. They're foreign. So it's almost like dating an Italian. It's very, it's very exotic. Very exotic. You know, you're on a date with him, and he's like, and you're like, I'm blushing. I don't even know like what to say. You are just so complimentary.

• 36:41Brittany Broski?

  Thank you. And right back at you. You know, so tell me about where you grew up.

• 36:50Brittany Broski?

  And then 30 of his brothers, who are also on the date with me, they start laughing. And I'm like, "I love how close you are with your friends." No, it's a green flag. And I don't mean green, because you're green. Sorry, I'm like nervous. And he's like, I don't know what they sound like. We gotta look up what they sound like. Alien from Toy Story.

• 37:30Speaker 04

  A stranger from the outside.

• 37:34Brittany Broski?

  Okay. Say. Say. I'm just now realizing, in my folly, that the aliens do in fact speak English. All of them. So. I was confusing the aliens with minions. I confused them. And that's on me. That's a bit racist of me. All you guys are the same. All you little guys, you're just the same. Among us, minions, aliens, you all look the same to me, okay? I did not take the time, especially as a ranger, okay? As a space explorer, I did not take the time to fully, you know, appreciate the differences in culture.

• 38:16Brittany Broski?

  The harm and damage that I've done to the alien community. I'm sorry. And I didn't know. You know, I didn't know. Stranger from the outside. Ew, I forgot. I forgot about that. So. I'd like to apologize. I really did not mean to offend the aliens from Toy Story. But yeah, really cute guys.

• 38:42Speaker 05

  I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.

• 38:52Brittany Broski?

  I have to re-watch Toy Story.

• 38:56Brittany Broski?

  I'm like giggling like it's my first time seeing it. They all go and touch his chest. Ooh, that's funny. And I have to watch that forky bit of him like trying to keep up and then being dragged. That's funny. That's funny. Okay.

• 39:12Brittany Broski?

  Alien, forky, done that. Uh, vampire, Sarge, patriot, patriot.

• 39:20Brittany Broski?

  Patriot. Sarge. Sarge is the classic, uh, don't marry him. Pass, pass on Sarge. But he is a patriot. Um, Sarge is what the US government wants. They wanted, uh, other than the Vietnam draft, the, the few, few American men that were like, send me, send me. That's Sarge. Okay? For World War II, when people were like, I'm 13, but I'm gonna put that I'm 17 on my shit. And then they got sent off to war and then inevitably sent back because they lied. That's Sarge. Like, why are you so excited about war, bro? Like genuinely, what's wrong? What's up? You're so fucking hyped about the war.

• 40:06Brittany Broski?

  There are other, men create shit. This is actually, actually I have a real issue with Sarge. Because men create things to create pain in the world because they're bored. Because they feel like their life doesn't have enough meaning on its own. Basking in the beauty of what this wonderful life has to offer. They have to create strife and pain. They think that it gives them a higher purpose. They're serving a higher purpose. All this shit about glory, all this shit about victory. What the fuck are you talking about? That is such a man-made concept that it's like, wow. Sarge is just, to me, the epitome of this. Like, oh my God, your whole life is about glory and victory and like fucking saluting the flag and crying. Like you, oh my God.

• 40:49Brittany Broski?

  Like, yeah, patriot, but not, not, do not get married. That meme of like, it's always the military spouse Disney lover. Like, he's got a Disney adult wife, bro. He's got a Disney adult wife with a bag full of Loungefly Disney backpacks, a wall full of ears. Their, their monthly expenses at Disney total in the tens of thousands. Okay? And he doesn't make that kind of money. He is not an officer in the fucking military. He is a plastic toy and you are abusing his credit card, buying all this bullshit because you don't have a job. You don't have a life of your own.

• 41:30Brittany Broski?

  Your identity is capitalism. Your identity is buying a Loungefly backpack. So that when your husband comes home from war, PTSD, battered bruise, fuck, fuck. He tries to strangle you in the night. You're like, but I got the Halloween drop. But check out these Beauty and the Beast ears. You know? That's Sarge. That's Sarge and his, his army wife. And that's fine. Okay? Next, RC, patriot. RC really got them where they needed to go. RC was the glue. He was who they relied on. Isn't, they controlled him with the little remote. The little, so that was like a, a good team bonding thing.

• 42:13Brittany Broski?

  RC, I can't overstate how crucial he is to this crew. Smash. Absolutely smash. And Rocky, I can't say I remember Rocky. Is Rocky one of those, uh, at Sids? All those fucked up freak ass toys Sids? And now like watching this movie back, which I, I need to, but like remembering all the freaky concoctions that Sid made. Um, he's a designer. Okay? Tim Burton Eat Your Heart Out, any of these like claymation, whatever, like you need Sid on your team. He was pre-Goth, okay? Very, very cool actually to start exhibiting signs of Goth at what, eight, nine? Most people don't realize that until they're teenagers. Okay?

• 42:58Brittany Broski?

  He was an early onset Goth. E O G, early onset Goth. He was ripping the heads off shit and gluing them together and making, actually the, the creations he made really, really cool. I take Sid, I'm gonna add Sid to this list and I'm gonna say artist. Sid from Toy Story, artist. So yeah, what now? What now? You ever thought about it that way? Sid was the epitome of a child being creative with his toys. And if I was his mother and I walked in the room and I saw the shit he was doing, yeah, I'd say maybe we need to get you into, you know, counseling of some sort. But in the service of let's channel that into fashion design.

• 43:38Brittany Broski?

  Let's channel that into an almost Simone Rocha sort of, you know, Playboy Carti opium, like night, like I miss the rage kind of thing. Like we need him to wear the next Rick Owens drop. He needed to be the archetype for like something Drew Skew would make fun of. Do you know what I mean? And that is really beautiful when you think about subcultures and about them being represented in media. I think that Sid could have been an opium core influencer about 15 years down the line. So never stop believing in your kids because they could really do some amazing stuff someday. Truly. Okay. Something I really wanted to look up that is totally not Toy Story related is

• 44:20Brittany Broski?

  do all mammals have balls? Holy shit. Yes. All male mammals have testicles. They do not all have them hanging outside the body in a scrotum. So scroties, scroties are limited to what?

• 44:39Brittany Broski?

  Most mammals, like humans, dogs and horses, have testicles that descend into an external sac called a scrotum.

• 44:48Brittany Broski?

  Internal testicles. Some mammals like elephants, manatees, whales, dolphins and platypuses keep their testes inside their abdominal cavity. They've got their nuts in their guts. They've got their nuts all up in their guts. I didn't know that. Wow. You learn something new every day. Do all, I've thought this as well. Like, okay, mammals, we're mammals, obviously. There are water dwelling mammals. Look, my wings are like, they're drooping because they're sad.

• 45:21Brittany Broski?

  They're drooping because I'm, I'm not hard. I'm soft. My wings are soft. There are water dwelling mammals. There are land mammals, but ultimately.

• 45:37Brittany Broski?

  Speak, speak, speak, speak.

• 45:48Brittany Broski?

  We're so back, by the way. Uh, here's my question. Can mammals be in water? How long can a mammal be in water before like you die? And I don't mean drown. I mean, like, how long could I physically be in water before my health starts to deteriorate? Do you know what I mean? Like what happens if you stay underwater forever? How long can human skin be wet? How long can human skin stay in water? Your skin does not, is it, what, bro? Your skin does not instantly fall off. Who said shit about your skin falling off? Who said shit about your skin falling off? I did not know that was an option. I did not

• 46:30Brittany Broski?

  know that could happen. Your skin does not instantly fall off, but significant structural damage and loss of elasticity begin after about 12 hours of continuous water immersion. That's from Binghamton University. Oh my God. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. 30 to 60, oh, I actually can't. This is a new fear. This is a new fear. Awesome. 30 to 60 minutes, your fingers and toes turn wrinkly. It's a normal nervous system response, not actual skin damage. 12 hours, the outer layer of your skin loses important oils, natural moisture and elasticity.

• 47:10Brittany Broski?

  Several days, continuous soaking, what, leads to severe skin breakdown. The skin becomes soft, white and fragile, macerated. One week or more, extreme prolonged exposure causes the outer skin cells to lose cohesion and slough off or detach completely.

• 47:36Speaker 06

  I didn't know that could happen.

• 47:40Brittany Broski?

  But who's staying in the pool for a week?

• 47:43Brittany Broski?

  That would, this would be more like my, my, you know, very real fear of being just stuck at sea. What if I'm in a shipwreck and I'm stuck at sea? I'm gonna be in water for a week until somebody comes and grabs me. On a human body left in water, skin typically starts to peel away in about a week.

• 48:04Brittany Broski?

  Okay.

• 48:06Brittany Broski?

  And I bet you have a UTI as well. Skin fell off, plus UTI, plus L, plus you're bald, plus you're white. Actually, you're red, because your muscles are exposed.

• 48:17Brittany Broski?

  Plus, you're bald, plus you're red. So what now? I did not know that that is a thing.

• 48:25Brittany Broski?

  Hypothermia, infections, dehydration. Oh, my God. David Blaine was in a tank of water for a week? I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I'm not looking that shit up. There is a limit. There is a limit.

• 48:40Brittany Broski?

  You'd suffer open sores. I don't need to know all that, dude. I don't need to know all that.

• 48:47Brittany Broski?

  Okay. Had no idea that your skin could slough off. By the way, not a worse pair of words. Slough off?

• 48:57Brittany Broski?

  Wow. Um, new fear unlocked. Uh, me every time I get into a pool. Well, my skin could slough off, so I actually can't be in there for longer than 60 minutes. Yeah. Yeah, you guys have fun with your fucking exposed vertebrae. Your exposed muscle, muscular system, and have the fun with the open sores. And your shit starts to fall off, peel off. Oh, you have hypothermia probably, and you die. Yeah, I'll be over here in the shade. This episode is sponsored by Cash App. Cash App for me has been a lifesaver for when I only bring my phone places, and I get pretty great cash back deals at places I love to blow money, like bookstores. Cash App does more than you think when it comes to having your back and making sure your money stays your money.

• 49:41Brittany Broski?

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• 50:25Brittany Broski?

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• 51:09Brittany Broski?

  I went to Scotland in May. Dude. I genuinely, like, of course, I was really burnt out from the Broski Report. Slow down. You know what I mean? Like, slow down when you're speaking, and also, uh, my blouse keeps riding up. I was very burnt out from the Broski Report, but I will say, that was the one thing I wanted to come back here and talk about is, I went to Scotland on a family vacation, and it was so... Like, I don't even think restorative is the right word, because it kind of changed something in my brain in terms of reconnecting with, like, the beauty.

• 51:52Brittany Broski?

  And I, here's also what I've learned about myself the older I get. Love LA, okay, love a palm tree, love the beach, love whatever. I am meant to be in the cold rain. I'm meant to be in the rain. I love the rain. I love a heavily wooded forest. I love a mist over a loch. These things truly, it's, it's, do you ever have that feeling? Like, when you go somewhere, or it's a certain type of weather, and you're like, this is what I'm supposed to be in? Like, for a lot of people, that's sun. For a lot of people, it's the mountains. It's like, oh, this is... And I do think that calls back to some ancestral something. It's like, this is... And what's it called? Phenotype? Is that what that is?

• 52:34Brittany Broski?

  You know, like, if you have lighter hair, lighter skin, lighter eyes, it's because you're meant to be in places that are not as bright all throughout the year. Or like, fucking Iceland or wherever, like, the Nordic countries. And then the, like, the more sun-exposed areas, that's when, like, you're very melanated. You have darker eyes to protect against the sun. Like, what the, is that called a phenotype?

• 53:00Brittany Broski?

  Is that an outdated word? Correct me in, in the comments, the exact term that I'm thinking of. Man. Being in Scotland, I was like, this is, yeah. This is correct for me. And it was deeply healing, and I did a little forest walk through some, like, protected forest in the Highlands, and it was genuinely something out of a fairy tale. I didn't know those places actually existed. I thought it was just, like, TikTok bait. It's like, like tourist slop. But even, but it's like, what, calling nature tourist slop? But you know what I mean, where it's like, the viral waterfall, the viral da-da-da, and you go, and it's just like, there's trash everywhere. People don't take care of it.

• 53:42Brittany Broski?

  It's like, just that one spot, and then it's, the rest is like apartments. You know what I mean? This, we went, it was in the middle of nowhere, just a nature trail. And I did it, and I left, and I was like, oh, this has changed me. And I struggle really to put it into words of, I felt so small in the best way. Like, it's not about me. It's never been about me. It is so much bigger than me. All of my problems fall away, uh, when you're standing at the base of a huge tree. You know, like, when you're listening to a creek. That scene from, um, what fucking movie is that? The beaver one that just came out. Hoppers? At the beginning of that movie, when it's her and her grandma, and they're sitting on the rock,

• 54:27Brittany Broski?

  and she's like, just shh, listen. And then it does all these zoom-ins of, like, each little micro ecosystem of, like, the tadpoles in the pool, and then, like, the dragonflies above the pool, and then, you know, like, birds coming to eat, and then it zooms up into the trees, and it's like, birds with their young, and then everything, like, flitting, the, the trees moving, and the whatever, and the wind, and, and the, and the bugs on the rock. It's just like, everywhere around you is life all the time, and it's so much more important than you, actually. Like, we are the most egotistical creatures alive. We add nothing to the functioning or survival of the Earth, of the planet. In fact, all we do is harm it.

• 55:12Brittany Broski?

  So that really was like, oh, wow, I'm gonna cry. But, and like, I cried in the forest. And it was just so unbelievable. And how sad is that, that I'm so far removed from, uh, something as special as that? When I live in Southern California, like, one hour that way is mountains, one hour that way is desert, one hour that way is beach. Like, it's just taking the time to go and appreciate it and, and do it and explore. And sometimes I'm so trapped in my own brain that I, that feels like the most difficult thing in the world to me, is like, leaving my house and doing something that is ultimately in service of myself, but also, you know, a lot of these parks, you pay an entry fee, and it, like, is to conserve it.

• 55:56Brittany Broski?

  So, I don't know, that's something that kickstarted back in May, and I've been trying to find small ways to implement it in my life ever since. And I'm kind of re-inspiring myself to go and find a nature trail in LA, because it's finally cooling down. It's been 100 billion degrees. So, yeah, that's, uh, something I just wanted to share. If you ever go to Scotland, find a forest. Obviously, don't get murdered, like, don't die. I don't, I don't think they have, like, Scottish murderers like that. I don't think the Scots are, like, killing people the way that Americans are. But, uh, yeah, 100% would recommend. It was life-changing. Okay, you know what time it is?

• 56:36Brittany Broski?

  Housekeeping. Let's go ahead and get into it. Song of the week, anything by McGee. I'm back on my McGee shit. Rockman is my favorite song by him ever, but like, Are You Looking Up? Alessi's, Riley and I, Riley and Me, what's that song? That whole album that all those are on, oh, I'm back on it. I'm so back on my bullshit. What I'm watching, I'm still watching Girls, but also, I've been watching influencer commentary videos when I eat lunch. Spooky.

• 57:08Brittany Broski?

  Spooky. Okay, just so much. It's so much. I like to stay up to date with like the heavy hitters and like how, how out of touch influencers can be because I don't want to ever be that. You know what I mean? I wanna see what the girls are doing so that it's like, oh, yeah. Not that I would like have a propensity to do those things anyway. And I'm talking about like luxury halls or like over consumption core and all that. Like that stuff really, I'm not gonna say I enjoy watching it, but it's very interesting to watch because I'm like, now, girl? Now? Like, it's not 2015 anymore. What I got for

• 57:48Brittany Broski?

  Christmas? And it's like a Dior bag. You can't be doing that. It's just so strange to me. And so I was all sometimes watch that stuff on YouTube. As well as Mina Lee, I fucking love, sorry, Mina Lee. I love Mina Lee. She is probably my favorite YouTuber other than Luna Montana. Love those girls. What I'm looking forward to, I'm doing some Fashion Week stuff this week. I'm going to a Michael Kors show, very excited. And I am just so completely friggin' honored they dress an old heifer like me. You know, I can't believe they have the big ass size of size 12, US 12, US 14 sometimes when I've eaten a bit much. I'm just so honored. But I am really excited. And also, it's

• 58:32Brittany Broski?

  fall. I'm excited for fall. I'm probably going to Ireland sometime October, November because I've got a good friend group over there now. And the big fat dub, it's just like a second home to me now. How lucky am I to get to say that? Like, my Irish obsession really turned into like, let me find some found community here. Let me actually go ahead and set up some roots here randomly. So, yeah, that's what I'm looking forward to. Some style things I'm loving or something new I'm doing style wise this week. I thrifted this really fun blue pale blue purse from JW Pay Pie. It was like 30 bucks and it

• 59:13Brittany Broski?

  is so cute. And I got these tabbies that are light blue as well. And then I thrifted this blue tank. And I'm very excited to do, I'm gonna pair it all together with like this pretty layered tiered striped skirt. Can't wait to reveal that on the IG. Unless it looks fucking stupid, then no, I'm not. But yeah, very, very into playing with color. Okay, I'm, I'm so used to dressing in like black, white, and red. And I'm really trying to expand my horizons. Also, this probably isn't the avenue or milieu, great word, look

• 59:51Brittany Broski?

  it up, milieu to ask for this, but what is my color analysis? I could do the shit on TikTok, I could do whatever, but I feel like I'm, I'm white in a way that's like,

• 1:00:05Brittany Broski?

  some colors are gonna look fucking awful. I know I can't wear pink, I know I can't wear yellow, but everything else is kind of up for grabs. I don't know. Sometimes I find this really pretty green, like a, not a sage green, but like a, it's almost a puke green, but I really love it because that with a burgundy together, so beautiful. And I'm worried I can't wear it. And I know it's like, you can wear whatever you want, queen. Shut up! I wanna know on my skin tone, is it flattering or will I look like I have the suds? Do you know what I mean? So if anyone's willing to do a color analysis on me, just go ahead and let me know. And then as per usual, plug the Patreon. If you guys have questions, suggestions, recommendations, things to Google that you would like to throw

• 1:00:50Brittany Broski?

  at me, go on the Patreon and submit any of that. We're gonna be pulling from it over the next coming weeks, maybe even year, because I really wanna start incorporating Roski Nation. Okay, I'm gonna incorporate. Okay.

• 1:01:09Brittany Broski?

  It's really hard to talk sometimes. And like, I do it for the, I do it for the living! Anyway. Yeah, go on Patreon. And as per usual, we've got the Brittany Burrowsky main channel. Don't get used to the uploads on there, but do go enjoy the back catalog. Royal Core, new upload every single week. We've got merch. Go check out the merch if you are so inclined. And then Patreon. Yeah, guys, that's pretty much it for me. I will see you next week. And until then, to infinity. Wait. Chase infinity, right? To infinity and beyond!

• 1:01:54Brittany Broski?

  Bye.

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