143: Finally Addressing Your Questions

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:35Brittany Broski?

  Let's get rockin'.

• 0:40Brittany Broski?

  Hello, everyone. Welcome back to the Bursky Report. It's me, your host, Brittany Bursky. Sorry, sorry, the Bursky Report. This episode is a long time coming, okay? Every single week, I'm like, submit your fan submissions, go to your fan, I'm definitely gonna read them. And then the next week, I have so much shit to talk about that I don't get to it. Guess what? I'm getting to it. I got got to it. I'm getting got to it, okay?

• 1:06Brittany Broski?

  So if you've submitted something on my Patreon, a question, a, a, a statement, a recommendation, a deep dive topic, it's, now is the time, okay? Now is your time. And here's the magical part. I have pulled my favorite ones that either intrigued me, made me laugh, or otherwise I just felt really kind of, they were of the moment, okay? They were of the time. So, without further ado, we are going to begin the Bursky Report first ever fan submission episode.

• 1:49Brittany Broski?

  Okay, let's begin. I've pulled a few of my favorites, and the first one that I just really feel the need to start on, and by the way, I know my hair looks like that fucking, the girl from Hey Arnold. I know that, okay? Or no, not Hey Arnold, but was that other Nickelodeon show with the girl with the fucked up braids?

• 2:07Brittany Broski?

  The, the white girl with the glasses with the bangs that went like this, and she had glasses and freckles and her, and her braids went like this. Nick, or was it Cartoon Network?

• 2:16Brittany Broski?

  Yes, this girl. Dude, this girl from recess. I know I look like her. You don't have to say anything. I already knew it in my head. I also look like the big fat whitey next to her.

• 2:31Brittany Broski?

  I look like the big fat whitey and the girl with braids had a child, had a love child, and that's me, right now in this moment, okay? I know that, you do not have to comment it. Thank you so much. By the way, recess came out in 1997, the year I was born, the year of the ox. Is that true? 1997, animal year. Year of the ox. Yes! Year of the ox is in the Chinese zodiac, specifically the fire ox. Yeah, type shit. Don't you ever fucking forget it. Anyone born between, I don't care. All right, you're the ox. Let's get into the fan submissions.

• 3:13Brittany Broski?

  The first submission is from Dustin Wolf.

• 3:20Brittany Broski?

  Thank you, Dustin, for your contribution. Dustin asks, and thank you, what's your favorite thing to have while you're high? Dustin, incredible question here, really top tier journalism, top tier things that I am hoping to get from my audience in this sort of thing. So what's your favorite thing to have while you're high? Thank you, Dustin Wolf.

• 3:45Brittany Broski?

  My favorite thing to have while I'm high? A donut.

• 3:52Brittany Broski?

  Like, that's some fat shit. That's some big girl shit. I love a donut. I love donuts. I love a big donut, Randy's Donuts, Krispy Kreme, dude, don't get me started. Anytime I'm at, you know, those like, the local grocery stores in the South, like Kroger, HEB, damn, um, Piggly Wiggly, fucking Publix, shout out to all the Publixes in Florida at all. Every time I'm in a Publix and they have those pre, you know, sectioned, half dozen, normal glazed Krispy Kreme donuts, I have to pick one up. Like, that's coming home with me. I turn into a Gen X mother and I'm like, you're coming home with me.

• 4:36Brittany Broski?

  Like the moms who go to Marshalls, they're like, the freaking Christmas tree, the Christmas elf on the, on top of the pumpkin is the best of both worlds, you're coming home with me. That's me. Every single time I pass by a Krispy Kreme, there's one here in Burbank that is a drive through Krispy Kreme donuts. Are you out of your mind? I have these DoorDash drivers running around to the Krispy Kremes, and I feel guilty about it. Of course I feel guilty about it, but I'm sitting in my house, like, high as balls. I'm high as spaceballs. Like, I need a donut. Donuts for dinner!

• 5:22Brittany Broski?

  And then I have diarrhea for the next 17 hours straight, and I'm also hungry, because there's no, there's no nutritional value in a donut, but there is dopamine. Randy's Donuts, Yum Yum Donuts, Krispy Kreme Donuts, all of the above. Unfortunately, Krispy Kreme does take the cake, and I don't like, take pride in saying that. I also know Randy's Donuts is like, a California thing, like, in Iron Man 2, he's up in the Randy's Donut, you know, he's holding the shit, and it's a Randy's Donut. He's, Iron Man is up in it. It's like a California staple, especially LA. I love it. I love Randy's Donuts. They make this big ass, fat ass donut that's incredible, that's bacon maple, and it genuinely has pieces of bacon on top.

• 6:06Brittany Broski?

  You think I'm not getting two of those? I am, and they're also long boys. They're long boy donuts. It's not just, oh, I'll have a glazed, I want the long boy and I want two, and I'm gonna finish it and I'm gonna say, that was delicious, should we get more? That's what I'm doing when I'm high. I'm watching things that scare me, I'm in the house getting scared, and I'm eating donuts until my tummy aches. Okay. Krispy Kreme, here's the thing about Krispy Kreme. There is a nostalgia factor. I think the smell of Krispy Kreme makes me like, salivate, it's like Pavlovian conditioning. I, I see the neon sign and I get real excited and I pee a little bit, and my penis gets hard. I see, hot to go! Isn't that, it's like, fresh donuts, hot to go, and it's like, blinking and the sign is the shape of a donut, genius.

• 6:51Brittany Broski?

  And my penis is hard.

• 6:54Brittany Broski?

  Okay? And then I eat it, and then I'm full bone hard. Okay? The caloric density, though, of a Krispy Kreme donut, I don't, I don't really want it, we should Google it. How many calories in one Krispy Kreme glazed donut? Okay, 190 calories in one. 11 grams of fat in one, 22 gram, 22 grams of carbs. Okay, sugar's only 10. Didn't even realize that. It's, it's not that bad. I thought it was gonna be like, 40 grams of sugar. How much sugar's in a Coca-Cola? How much sugar is in one 12 ounce can of Coke?

• 7:37Brittany Broski?

  Right. 39 grams.

• 7:42Brittany Broski?

  Bitch, I love, I don't care. I love a soda. My latest thing's been Diet Dr. Pepper, which is good, but sometimes I'm sitting there and I'm like, I wish it was full fat, I wish I'd just drank a fucking Dr. Pepper. Like, I feel like Edward feasting on deer blood. Like, I, it's fine, it's fine.

• 8:03Brittany Broski?

  I just wish that it was human blood, okay? Like, it's fine. I'm in a pissy mood all day, like, what's wrong? It's, I'm fine. It's just not, it wasn't a full fat Dr. Pepper. No, it's fine, I just come to this place, and I think I'm gonna get what I want, like, I'm paying a lot of fucking money, it's one of those places, there's like, the Einstein light bulbs, the burger's $25, and I just want a full fat Dr. Pepper, but no, you fucking woke bitches, you don't have Dr. Pepper, you have Dr. P.

• 8:30Brittany Broski?

  You have diet, Diet Dr. Cola. Oh my.

• 8:36Brittany Broski?

  Diet Dr. Cola. I want a full fat Dr. Pepper, and you know what had me by the balls this summer? The coconut Dr. Pepper. This isn't even sponsored, I'm not even like, it's not like that. The coconut, creamy, frothy, whatever it was, Dr. Pepper? Come on, dude. That shit was so good, and it was so, in the summertime, it's hot.

• 9:03Brittany Broski?

  A creamy coconut Dr. Pepper. I want one so bad, and they were limited edition!

• 9:12Brittany Broski?

  Anyway. Awesome 40 grams of sugar in a Coke, no worries. I can just have 40 donuts. I can have probably fucking 40 donuts to be the same.

• 9:23Brittany Broski?

  What the hell? It's so much sugar. I just got forty donuts. We should probably order forty donuts. I was gonna drink Coke anyway. Okay. And the joke there is that I said forty and I meant, and I meant four. Okay? And that's humor.

• 9:39Brittany Broski?

  Okay, donuts. I love to eat when I'm high. And I like Dustin that you left this question open-ended. What's your fave thing to have while you're high? I like to have a piss. Have you ever peed while you're high or drunk? There is a level of relief that nothing, nothing is touching that relief of, I gotta pee, I gotta pee. Oh, when you're high and you sit down to pee on the toilet. Okay. And I don't expect eyebrow shit from this podcast. I get high, I ate a donut and I pissed myself. That's what I do. What's Brittany doing in her house? That's what I'm doing. And I'm doing it alone. And I love it. I wouldn't trade it for the fucking world. Okay?

• 10:21Brittany Broski?

  What's my favorite thing to have? I like to have a train video playing. I like to watch a train video. But sometimes I get irritated and have to put it on 2X because the train's going too slow. I like to do that. I like to watch history documentaries. I like to watch Victorian shit. I like to watch cons- oh my God, I love to watch concert, concert movies.

• 10:45Brittany Broski?

  Concert movies when you're high, bitch. Celine Dion, A New Day in Las Vegas, 2007. Clock it. Check that shit out. The Ariana Grande, it was a sweetener world tour. I can't remember what it's called. Excuse Me, I Love You on Netflix. I love to watch that one. Gaga used to have one called Five Foot Two. I don't know if they took it off of Netflix. I used to love to watch that one. Ray, there are full-blown concerts on YouTube that you can just go watch. And Ray has one. And Ray is a monster and a beast. She is a machine of jazz. And there is a level of, the talent density in Ray, there are very

• 11:27Brittany Broski?

  few artists alive today that have that level of vocal control, like stage presence, personality. There's a reason she gets compared to Annie Winehouse all the time. It's because she is just bubbling over. It's impossible not to love her. I just, oh my God. And I think also Ray is for the music nerds. Ray is for people, but it's not Jacob Collier. You know what I mean? Like Jacob Collier, shh. Okay? It's to the point of music nerd, we're doing like arrhythmia. We're doing like atonal music, like medieval atonal arrhythmia. I don't know. It's not enjoyable for me personally. I respect Jacob Collier on like a Mensa level. I think he is a literal living genius. I'm just not, I'm not rocking with the music.

• 12:12Brittany Broski?

  And maybe that's me. Maybe that's a fault of my own. I don't know. But Ray is that sweet spot for me where it is very clear. She is a genius and her music is fun and it's, it's poppy enough, but she gets to play at her live shows. She gets to play with her jazz influences, with what she really wants to sing. She does the Christina thing where she goes the fuck off and it's not in an annoying way where Christina Aguilera can kind of be annoying sometimes with that shit. I just feel like Ray is feminine exemplary excellence. Like it's just, wow, 10 out of 10. So I like to do that. My fave thing

• 12:55Brittany Broski?

  to have while I'm high. I also had a phase recently where I was just making white rice and spicy tuna. That shit hits like when you rediscover butter and bread, just butter and toast. Which damn, that sounds good. I'm trying not to eat bread because it makes me inflamed. But I love, I love a sandwich. Everything has fucking bread in it. Like what can you do? Okay? Oh, veggie straws. I'll dip a veggie straw in anything. Veggie straws. I'm like, I'm being really healthy today. I'm being good. And I eat the whole family-sized bag.

• 13:33Brittany Broski?

  You ever say something and you're like, okay, girl. Okay. Like, oh, yeah. Okay. You're so different. Oh, you're so funny. Because you binge eat. That's what sets you apart. Oh, that's so funny how you binge eat when you're high. That's really cool. Thanks for sharing. Anyway. Yeah, those are my favorite things to have while I'm high. Is there anything else I like to do? A shower. Oh, a shower when you're high. Wow. I like to have a FaceTime. I'll FaceTime anybody when I'm high and I'll talk. But it has, it depends what type of high I am. Because if I'm like, I have to go lay down and be like in my chamber,

• 14:15Brittany Broski?

  then no. Don't ever call me. Don't text me. But if I'm the type of high where I'm

• 14:22Brittany Broski?

  then yeah, I'll, I'll sit on FaceTime for three hours. And don't let me call Drew when I'm high. Because that bitch can talk and I can talk. And so we're like, three, three and a half hour FaceTime. Okay, girl, I'll talk to you later.

• 14:39Brittany Broski?

  I love it. But so I'm not always in that mood is the funny thing. It really depends what type of, and you know what? A lot of people are like, why don't you just smoke? Because my lungs are precious little chicken cutlets. And anything about smoking or inhaling anything just really scares me. And I feel like so many celebrities die of lung cancer. And I just, it really freaks me out. And people in real life. Like, well, celebrities are real life, I guess. But you know what I mean? Like people, it's, it's pretty common to have accelerated terminal lung cancer as well as stomach cancer. So I'm just, it really freaks me out. I would much rather like have an edible and have to wait an hour

• 15:22Brittany Broski?

  and a half and then like maybe have a panic attack versus smoking a vape. What, what the hell is in a vape? So you know what I mean? I just, I can't do it.

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• 16:31Brittany Broski?

  And I have actually one more from Dustin. Everyone, shout out Dustin Wolf, I guess. Dustin, I really was enjoying your submissions. Dustin said, what type of history videos have you been locked into? History videos. There are, there are a few. Okay? This year, I really was loving the Medici's. Okay, the Medici's. Here's, and it ties back into modern day. Okay? Patrons of the arts are a dead breed. They are extinct. Okay? Rich people are not supporting the arts and pouring money back into the arts the way that they used to. The Medici's?

• 17:16Brittany Broski?

  They were so rich. And the Medici's, I'm speaking like 1400s, 1500s, 1600s. They were so rich and bored. And they owned so many things and they had so much influence that what thrilled them, what brought them immeasurable joy, was throwing money at an artist to commission a piece and seeing that piece come to fruition, come to life. And in doing so, that, it served humanity. You know what I mean? Like these Italian masters, the Medici's are responsible for so much of the art that we borderline worship today. You know, that we treat as

• 17:58Brittany Broski?

  the epitome of art. We treat it as the epitome of art history, the masters, things to be studied. And that was born out of a deep-rooted appreciation for the arts. And that just is missing from specifically American culture. I'm not going to try to speak globally for, you know, rich people globally, but I do think it's a billionaire issue. And if they are billionaires as patrons of the arts, it's fucking Jeff Koons. And who's the guy that does the like shark embalmed in water? It's just, it's not, it's not. And that's my opinion. It's not.

• 18:42Brittany Broski?

  So I've always said like this, the internet, who knows, right? Who knows where it's headed? Every 12 hours, the internet changes. AI is rampant, it is out of control, it is terrifying. And there is a real hunger for human made things, for art and different artistic mediums crafted by a human hand. In that vein, I hope that there is this sort of human led renaissance of all types of art forms because people crave it. They want it. They just can't afford to invest in it. Because all these companies, all of these investors, all of these billionaires are

• 19:26Brittany Broski?

  throwing money into AI. And for what? Like, I just, it's so ridiculous and stupid to watch it happen. So I like to watch these videos. Sorry, that was a huge tangent, but I like to watch these videos because it brings it back to this central idea of all we are is art. That's what separates us from other animals. Empathy, art, love, all these concepts that are distinctly human. And art embalms and preserves the social snap, a social snapshot of that time.

• 20:07Brittany Broski?

  It's how we look back on things, you know, personal accounts are wishy washy. You know, history is always being revised, but what is true and will always be true and always has been true is an artist's interpretation and an artist's impression of their subjective reality of the time. That is indisputable. Their experience recorded and through whatever medium of their choice, of their choosing. So these things, they're just precious. They are precious. And I love watching that through, through the history, through the years, through history of different eras.

• 20:49Brittany Broski?

  I had that phase like a year or two ago of the Romans, like Romans made things beautiful. The statues that are white and bleached today that we think of as, you know, the Venus de Milo or any of these old famous Greek or Roman sculptures. Those were full of color in their original forms. Roman mosaics, like all that entire area, the Mediterranean was so beautiful by human hand, just beautifully constructed and crafted. And these artisans and craftsmen were brought in for that specific purpose to make these palaces, these public places beautiful. So where is that today?

• 21:34Brittany Broski?

  Everything is mid-century modern and sleek and boring. It's just boring. And it's actually funny, and I've learned this through my YouTube essays, how art movements are in reaction to each other. In succession, they are in direct reaction to each other. I'll give this as an example of, I guess, like Victorian times, because I love that shit and I goon to it. The Victorian era was so defined by ostentatious, over the top, superfluous decoration. Everything had an embellishment. Everything was as maximalist as it could be. Because at the time, that was good taste.

• 22:18Brittany Broski?

  It was, you have curated your space, you have traveled, you have found things, you have filled your home with items that are artful, that are tasteful, to the brim. Everything had fine craftsmanship. It was, it was beautifully executed, beautifully done. Even things down to public street lamps. There were artists who worked on these things. And have you ever seen the sewers of London? Like the London sewage system that they designed to deal with the great stink of London in like 1853 or something like that. That shit smelled so fucking bad that finally they had to have a waste management solution,

• 23:01Brittany Broski?

  whatever, so they put it all underground into a sewage system. And the sewage system is beautiful. Why? Because it has to be. Because that was the Victorian, and look, I'm not glazing the Victorians in any other regard. The Victorians were rotted, hateful, prejudiced people, okay? But they had a penchant for whimsy and they had a penchant for beauty and for art. And you, you know, separate the two in this mental experiment here of beauty for beauty's sake, because it's beautiful to look at, for everyone to look at. And then at the same time, there were, they were, you know, colonizing the Congo and doing fucking horrible horrendous things

• 23:45Brittany Broski?

  as the British Empire around the turn of the century, 20th century. So all of, all of these things are true. I want to show you a photo of the London sewage system. Look at this. This is the sewage system.

• 24:00Speaker 04

  And it goes back to this concept of Victorian pride in what they did. It wasn't enough to build a utilitarian building to pump sewage. It had to look good as well.

• 24:12Speaker 05

  The decorations on these pillars do have a, do have a meaning. They are figs and the little red dots are cenopods. And this is Victorian education and probably humor. Because what are they? Lacitives.

• 24:26Speaker 06

  There is actually a little carving at the top of one of the windows there. And it is the face, the portrait of Joseph Balsillad.

• 24:35Speaker 04

  It's called the Cathedral on the Marsh for a good reason, I think.

• 24:40Brittany Broski?

  That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous. So that's, that's, I love learning about that stuff. And I think, anyway, what I was going to say is that era of everything, everything was decorated. Even the shitter was decorated. You move from that directly into art deco. And the art deco minimalist sleek design. I'm thinking Orient Express, I'm thinking like, you know, Empire State Building, all of the hotels and the elevator shafts that were just sleek wood with, you know, some curvature, gold. It was very expensive looking and it's very beautiful.

• 25:19Brittany Broski?

  But such a 180 from this Victorian standard of maximalist design. It's just, and then after that, you know, we kind of go back into a bit more decorative, post-war, we're celebrating, whatever. Then after that, it's this, you know, the 60s are so like, everything, the 70s, everything's so designed, the 80s, it's back to like futuristic, the Jetsons, you know, it's very sleek. It's very interesting to go back and see how these movements not only kind of mirror each other, because everything's cyclical through history, but react to each other. It's like being frustrated with the time.

• 25:59Brittany Broski?

  So I am hoping and praying that what we are in right now is the beginning of this kind of renaissance of maximalism. I would love to see a return of maximalist, handmade, commissioned, artisan-led, public works. Like I just, and who knows? Trump needs to die and the state of California needs to get its fucking head out of its ass. There is just so many things that we could live in a country, we could live in a world where all these things are possible, a public library, new public libraries going up, new parks, new third spaces. But like, you know, I have hope though, I have hope.

• 26:44Brittany Broski?

  So anyway, I love to watch those history videos. I also love to watch archaeology, like, and what if we drained the oceans? Those kind of videos, I really, really enjoy. Because the sea is haunted, the ocean is haunted. And I really fuck with that. I fuck with the idea that there is a whole world below the surface of the waves that is both being eroded away and preserved. Because these ships that have sunk to the bottom of the ocean floor in a lot of ways stay intact because the salt water, the coldness

• 27:25Brittany Broski?

  of how deep it is down in the bottom of the seafloor, it preserves them to a certain extent. There are things pulled out of the bottom of the ocean, like warships or old Viking or Roman vessels that have bottles of wine still intact. That is crazy. Like cargo ships, cargo vessels that were shipping, you know, wine or food or whatever, and they sunk for whatever reason, they're still there. Like the cargo is still on board, spooky, haunted. So I love that shit. I also had a phase earlier this year, again, not to bring it back to the Victorians, but what the hell were they eating? What did, oh, medieval is another thing that I really have tapped into this year,

• 28:10Brittany Broski?

  which I kind of always, you know, the medieval thing is kind of my thing, but I'm much more skewed towards Victorian turn of the century in terms of innovation and British society at the time and American society. I mean, we still kind of refer to as, refer to the 1880s, turn of the century, you know, the Gilded Age, if you will, even though I think that's more like 1910s in America. We still refer to that as Victorian in America for that time. Or maybe that's just me, okay? I'm not a fucking historian. Do not quote me on any of this. I'm just regurgitating information that I have found on the internet.

• 28:50Brittany Broski?

  So that era really intrigues me, but I've gone back to the medieval era for things like, if you wa, if you were a traveler, okay? Or a sword for hire? Or just moving from city to city in medieval times? And you stopped into a tavern with a little fire and, you know, there was, there were inns attached to the tavern, you could store your horse, all that. What were you eating? What was on the menu? And it's kind of what you would expect. It's a lot of stews, porridge, you know, maybe some salted meats. But that's so interesting of like you go, also, I think this was around the time

• 29:33Brittany Broski?

  that they were doing the, what did they call it? Like constant soup or something like that, where the shit was always on the fire. And they would just add more broth, more ingredients, like night after night after night. So very interesting, uh, these people who owned the inns, all the danger on the road in medieval times. Also, and not to bring it back to Robert Eggers, but I will, and did, werewolf. Is set in medieval, you know, old, old English, Middle English, England. Is it set in England? Anyway, it's set medieval times.

• 30:14Brittany Broski?

  And that era is so interesting of myths and folklore. And what's to be pulled from that in terms of like, you know, you stay in the city and you don't wander into the forest. You, everyone here knows, keep your kids away from the tree line. Everyone, at, at, at dark, you stay in your house. You don't go wandering out. There was a deep rooted, probably for a good reason, fear of the forest, fear of the woods. And that is just like, you know, so these people who did choose to walk these roads at night, to travel at night, bandits, whatever, they were hooded and had weapons and probably had nefarious intentions.

• 30:59Brittany Broski?

  All that was so interesting to me because those are also the type of people who would stop into the tavern. Everybody needs to eat. Everybody needs a place to sleep. So very interesting. I watch videos like that. I also watch Om, Om. I really enjoy, what's that channel that, like Wired, expert interviews? I enjoy those. It's like, ancient Roman historian debunks AI slop. I love those videos. I've, I don't know, there's a lot of different topics that I'll just, I'll be like, that's interesting. And I'll click on it or I'll save it to watch later. I have a bunch. This episode is sponsored by Whatnot. Whatnot is the largest live shopping marketplace in the United States,

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• 32:25Brittany Broski?

  Search Whatnot, that's W H A T N O T in the App Store. Sign up and take a shopping trip. Terms apply. Thanks, Whatnot. Okay, can I say something? Why does every friend group have that one person who's like, don't worry, I'll bring something. And then they show up with one lonely bag of chips, probably for themselves. Girl, there's 20 people here. What was the thought process there? I personally am the opposite of that person. That's why I've been grabbing Smirnoff Ice. It's cold, it's crispy, and it's one of those things that disappears from the fridge way faster than you expected. My friends are pigs. Also, sorry, can we normalize opening someone's fridge the second you get to their house?

• 33:10Brittany Broski?

  Like, you knew I was coming. Let me in there. I want to see what sauces you have in here and I'm going to start throwing stuff away that's expired. Anyway, the next time you're headed to a get together, just grab some Smirnoff Ice and make sure the fridge is stocked. Dallas Bowling asks, favorite slop meals? Fantastic question, Dallas. By the way, great name, Dallas, Dallas Bowling. Favorite slop meals. Um, an all time favorite of mine is just apples and dry chocolate chips. That's, it, it's a go to and it's going to hit every time. I, I kind of, I don't know. I make a lot of bullshit, just made some bullshit.

• 33:56Brittany Broski?

  I make a lot of that. Oatmeal, and you can put anything in oatmeal, and I do. Another slop meal, this is back when I was buying tortillas by the bulk. Anything can go in a tortilla. I'd put peanut butters and peanut butter and bananas in a tortilla. I'd put, um, butter and cinnamon. I'd put, uh, beef jerky. Be, this is when I was doing like plus size, plus size. I'd put beef jerky and spray cheese in a tortilla.

• 34:30Brittany Broski?

  Good. Um, now I don't do many slop meals now. Unless I'm like drunk and ordering, ordering from Taco Bell. Right now, it's more so the snack plates. I'll do snack plates with just some bullshit on it. Like dried apricots and some pickles and maybe like, I'll make my own dip, whatever that means. Oh, oh, this, this is a slop meal. That's good. Okay. And I would recommend you try it.

• 34:57Brittany Broski?

  Slop meal, Greek yogurt, lactose free for all the shitters out there. Rotisserie chicken pulverized. Okay, I've got one of those ninja things where you put it in and you just like, ew, ew, ew. And it like chops up the chicken real fine. So I'll like de, de-meat the bird. I will take the bird's panties off, put it in my meat grinder, ew, ew, until it's the consistency I want. Put that in the Greek yogurt. Stay with me.

• 35:28Brittany Broski?

  Then add Frank's hot buffalo sauce. Okay, add all that shit, mix it together with a spatula. Okay. Add, keep adding sauce to your liking. I add a fuck ton because of course. Then eat it with, uh, mini sweet bell peppers. It's literally buffalo chicken dip and it is, add some green onion and some, uh, cracked black pepper. Ooh, but it looks gross. Like that's, it's kind of slop. It's Bobo slop. I'm making Broski slop. But what, I mean, come on. Also, another slop that I like to make, I just make it with any food I'm eating. I just kind of mix all my food on my plate together and I eat it.

• 36:12Brittany Broski?

  Like a toddler.

• 36:16Brittany Broski?

  Like a baby, like a baby. I just, I mix all my food together. I'm slapping applesauce on the table. It's all around my mouth.

• 36:27Brittany Broski?

  I'm blowing bubbles.

• 36:30Brittany Broski?

  That's what I do. If there's ever a meal with mashed potatoes, guarantee, rest assured, every other piece of food on the plate is going into the mashed potatoes. I'm mixing it together and I'm eating it.

• 36:44Brittany Broski?

  It's Bobo slop. Okay.

• 36:47Speaker 00

  Hi, my name is Carmen Winston.

• 36:49Brittany Broski?

  What the fuck ever, girl. Okay, those are going to be my slop meals. PapaDragon229 asks, Google, not asks, it's more of a command. All right, Papa Dragon, Google squirting cucumber.

• 37:05Brittany Broski?

  Do I have to?

• 37:08Brittany Broski?

  What the hell?

• 37:11Brittany Broski?

  What the fuck?

• 37:14Brittany Broski?

  Is there a video?

• 37:19Brittany Broski?

  What the fuck? The squirting cucumber is a unique trailing vine in the Gourd family, famous for its explosive, high pressure seed dispersal mechanism. It grows as a rough, hairy, trailing vine or low bush. Pause.

• 37:37Speaker 07

  Bruh.

• 37:38Brittany Broski?

  What the hell?

• 37:40Speaker 07

  Bruh, huh?

• 37:42Brittany Broski?

  What the fuck? I'm not, I'm not eating the low bush plant. Squirting cucumber, the plant that explodes. What the hell?

• 37:53Brittany Broski?

  This plant is explosive. It uses its seed firing machine gun.

• 38:05Brittany Broski?

  You can't be serious.

• 38:13Brittany Broski?

  Be serious. God was freaked out when he made this shit. God, Loki a freak. You're freak off, bro. What the hell? This ship, it explodes and bursts its seeds everywhere?

• 38:30Brittany Broski?

  Do it again.

• 38:37Brittany Broski?

  Hell no. Hell no. Also, this video was like recorded on film. Like, why is it, it's beautiful quality. It's kind of grainy. Whatever. Okay. Thanks PapaDragon229. Like, what the fuck?

• 38:55Brittany Broski?

  Hey broski, um, you gotta Google squirting cucumber. All right, all my love.

• 39:01Brittany Broski?

  Okay, Gelato says, there's this podcaster named Dwarkesh Patel and he had this Renaissance historian named Ada Palmer on, and I genuinely think you would love it. One of the most enlightening conversations about history and modernity I've ever heard. Type shit, I'mma watch this later. Why Leonardo da Vinci was not a scientist? Trust, I'm going to get high as balls, order donuts and watch this later. And then have to pause it halfway through because I have diarrhea.

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• 40:34Brittany Broski?

  Holly Anderson says, fat bear week.

• 40:45Brittany Broski?

  Happy Fat Bear Week to those who celebrate. Happy Fat Bear Week.

• 40:52Brittany Broski?

  And I mean it. Now, it's interesting Fat Bear Week doesn't fall during Pride Month. It gets its own kind of like, it's like Friendsgiving. Happy Friendsgiving slash Fat Bear Week. Inviting all my fat bears over to have a communal meal. What the fuck is Fat Bear Week?

• 41:14Brittany Broski?

  Fat Bear Week.

• 41:20Speaker 07

  Ow, you meant actual bears.

• 41:32Brittany Broski?

  You meant, you meant actual animal bears, not plus-size gay men.

• 41:40Speaker 07

  Okay, I did not know. I didn't realize. I didn't realize. I thought she was talking about?

• 41:46Brittany Broski?

  Whoa, what the hell? You can feed it. You can feed it. Fish. What? He's giving fish. He's fat.

• 42:02Brittany Broski?

  Oh, my God, he's fucking massive. What the hell?

• 42:08Brittany Broski?

  Will you make him explode? Get the fuck off my screen. I'm not doing Fat Bear right now.

• 42:16Speaker 07

  I did not know y'all were talking about, um, the animals.

• 42:21Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 42:23Brittany Broski?

  So what the hell is this? NationalParkService.gov, the Bears of Catmy. Check out the webpages below to vote in the annual Fat Bear Week competition. Watch webcams of bears. Explore educational resources as a teacher.

• 42:42Speaker 07

  Oh, they're pretty sweet.

• 42:45Brittany Broski?

  Oh, it's got an Instagram page. Fat Bear Week. We celebrate the big brown bears of Brooks. We're Catmy Conservancy and we partner with CatmyINPP.

• 42:59Brittany Broski?

  Okay, so.

• 43:01Brittany Broski?

  Right. There's a winner. I wonder what you have to do to win?

• 43:09Brittany Broski?

  Of course, no, nothing fucking works for me. Of course, you gotta sign in Instagram on your fucking laptop and then make sure that the shit doesn't interfere with having no ads. And if you don't have ads, you have to donate to have no ads. Oh, my God. Just show me the fat bear. I want to see fat bears. Okay, um, thank you, Holly Anderson. I did not, I didn't, we should make Fat Bear Week a thing for, uh, hu- humans. I think that would be, that would be a fun pride event. And I will host. I will host the competition. I will host the annual Fat Bear Week. So let me know while presents. Okay, Haley Reeves suggests Rebecca by Daphne Dum- Dumourier.

• 43:54Brittany Broski?

  Haley, I've already read it, girl. Haley, I gave my in-depth review on this podcast. We can go find it. And again, Carmilla by Sheridan Le- Le Fanu. Trust. Already watched that shit or, or read that shit. Also, found out recently Sheridan Le Fanu, a man. A man writing about sapphic vampires. Right, freaked out. Um, but this one I do not know. Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil by John Barrand.

• 44:23Brittany Broski?

  Midnight in the garden of good and evil. What's, what's the premise?

• 44:31Brittany Broski?

  Ooh, it's a true crime book. Okay, and what if I don't want fucking AI overview? Ever thought about that? Okay, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil is a nonfiction novel? What the hell? By John Barrand. The book Barrand's first was published on January 10th, 1994, and follows the story of Jim Williams, an antique dealer on trial for the alleged murder of Danny Hansford, Hansford. Subtitled A Savannah Story with an initial printing of 25,000 copies, the book became a New York Times bestseller. Barrand combines self-witnessed experiences during his time living in Savannah, Georgia, roughly four years after the shooting,

• 45:13Brittany Broski?

  with stories from the preceding years recounted to him by locals. He catches up with proceedings around the book's midpoint. Williams was a free man during Barrand's five years in Savannah. The author took some liberties with his writing, including creating a relationship between Joe Odom and Nancy Hillis. In tone, the book is atmospherically deep south coastal, Savannah, Georgia, and Beaufort, South Carolina, and southern Gothic. That's why. Okay, F O Kane tees depicting a wide range of eccentric personalities in and around Savannah. The central, ooh, okay, here we go. The central narrative concern.

• 45:56Brittany Broski?

  The central narrative concerns the shooting of Danny Hansford, a local male prostitute characterized as a good time not yet had by all, by Prentice Crowe, a Savannah socialite. The perpetrator was respected antique dealer Jim Williams, who was also Hansford's employer and casual sexual partner. Okay, so we're doing a little, a little gay right now. Hansford's death resulted in four murder trials, with the final one ending in acquittal after the judge finally agreed to a change of venue to move the case away from the Savannah jury pool. The book describes Williams' version of the killing, which is that it was in self-defense. The result of Hansford, who was prone to fits of rage,

• 46:40Brittany Broski?

  shooting at Williams with a gun that was on display, and Williams shooting back to protect himself and not murder, premeditated or otherwise, by Williams. The shooting occurred in Williams's Mercer House home, the ground floor of which is now a museum. Interesting. So it's a little, a little true crime, a little gay, a little southern Gothic. Very, very interesting. I don't really love nonfiction. I'll be honest. I don't, I don't know. I'll add it to the maybe TBR, but I have about a billion other books that I, I'm probably gonna get to ahead of that. Which leads me to the, but thank you for your contribution, Haley Reeves. Which leads me to the next submission.

• 47:25Brittany Broski?

  Carter Q. Says Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell by Susanna Clarke. Is Susanna Clarke the one that did Piranesi?

• 47:35Brittany Broski?

  Piranesi?

• 47:37Brittany Broski?

  Jonathan Strange. Oh, it's a show as well. Oh, I'm already seeing Victorian.

• 47:49Brittany Broski?

  I'm seeing Victorian period wear.

• 47:54Brittany Broski?

  Oh, it's her debut novel. Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell is the debut novel by British writer Susanna Clarke. Published in 2004, it's an alternative history set in 19th century England around the time of the, the Napoleonic Wars. I'm gooning. I'm gooning already. Its premise is that magic once existed in England and has returned with two men, Gilbert Norrell and Jonathan Strange. Centered on the relationship between these two men, gay, the novel investigates the nature of Englishness and the boundaries between reason and unreason, Anglo-Saxon and Anglo-Dane, and northern and southern English cultural tropes.

• 48:36Brittany Broski?

  It's been described as a fantasy novel, an alternative history, and a historical novel. Very fucking tea. The narrative draws on various romantic literary traditions, such as The Comedy of Manners, The Gothic Tale, and The Byronic Hero. Bitch! Oh, my God! The novel's language is a pastiche of 19th century writing styles, such as those of Jane Austen and Charles Dickens. Oh, my God, I'm gonna read this next. Wow, great suggestion. Thank you to Carter Q. Okay, we'll do one more. Hannah Crilly. Supreme Leader, it was an honor to meet you at Disney on September 4th at Disney California Adventure. You were so kind to me and I was such a blubbery mess.

• 49:21Brittany Broski?

  Hey, girl. I was wondering if you could share slash rank your favorite Disney rides and/or foods? Thank you for the submission. I absolutely can do that. Favorite ride ever, ever, ever, ever? Hollywood Tower of Terror. But I will say, I was just in Disney World back in September and the Tower of Terror is not what I remember it to be. I don't know if they've dicked with the ride, but it's not as long as the Guardians of the Galaxy one in Disneyland. Regardless, it's, uh, the Guardians of the Galaxy ride is just the drop. The Twilight Zone one is a kind of, you go through, uh, on a track and then you drop.

• 50:04Brittany Broski?

  Regardless, I love it. I love anything that makes my stomach go up into my eyeballs. I love that shit. It's like a true thrill. I, I feel, every time I go to Disneyland, I feel like a thrill seeker. I'm like, I get it. I get with the, I love roller coasters. I don't give a damn. I'll get on any coaster. I'll get on any ride. It is so fun to me. I also love, I mean, all the classics, like Big Thunder Mountain. I love that. I love, Space Mountain, not so much. Space Mountain is a bit, I'm just like, okay, we get it. We're going down and down and down in circles and it's dark. I really enjoy, I don't, I forget what the names are. Expedition Everest and Escape, uh, Expedition Everest and the Yeti ride.

• 50:48Brittany Broski?

  Is it called the Yeti? Expedition Everest and the other one, they're both like, uh, Yeti themed. That one in Disneyland is like, every time I ride it, I think I'm gonna fucking die.

• 51:02Brittany Broski?

  I'm gonna break my neck, I'm gonna break my back. It is so racketty and rickety and it scares the fuck out of me every single time. It's so good. There's a part where you can see out over the whole park, especially when you ride it at night and it's a little cold. Oh, gooning, gooning to Expedition Everest. It's such a good ride if you like that high intensity shit. One time I rode it with my friend Tristan, y'all know Tristan of the Not the Chalk Care Podcast, and randomly he got soaking wet. Like, no one else got wet. That is not a water ride. He got soaking wet and it made me laugh. It made me laugh. Like, got out, the entire front of him was wet and his glasses were covered and wa- I

• 51:44Brittany Broski?

  don't know. I don't know. Made me laugh so hard I almost peed. Those are probably my favorite rides. I enjoy the Increditoaster, of course. My favorite ride ever, though, ever, other than Twilight Zone, is the Velocicoaster at Universal Studios Orlando. That coaster is unbelievable. I take that back. It's the Hagrid ride. It's the Hagrid ride in the Harry Potter world in Universal Studios Orlando. That's the best roller coaster to ever exist, and I mean that. Velocicoaster second, Increditoaster, it's okay. Okay? It's fun. It's not too like, I don't know, some people are like, it made my stomach hurt because you go upside down. I don't give a damn. I'll go upside down 30 times. I don't give a damn. It really

• 52:28Brittany Broski?

  is like, halfway through the Velocicoaster, it speeds up again. And that, genuinely, the first time I rode it, I said, oh, it's so good. But yeah, Twilight Zone, Tower of Terror is my favorite amusement park ride ever, ever, ever. Guardians, I'll take it. I don't love the branding of it, but the ride is so much fun. My favorite snack, a pickle. I get a pickle every time I go to Disneyland. I love a pickle. I love a caramel apple from that shop on Main Street in Disneyland at the very end. It's got like the Coke Light. It's like an ice cream parlor. They've got desserts in there. I, I get that. I get the caramel

• 53:09Brittany Broski?

  apple from there. They also make like this homemade pop tart. It's really good. The pretzels, the, ooh, ooh, ooh. In Radiator Springs in Disney California Adventure, at the Cozy Cone, okay, they've recreated it from cars. In one of the cones, it's called Pop Cone. Get it? Pop Cone. And they sell pickle popcorn. I could eat that shit by the bucket. By the bucket. It is so delicious. I love it. I love anything vinegary and sour and pickly and salty. I just love salt. Anything salty I want. So, those are probably my tops. And that's just like walking around the park. I don't know, I'm not that into it of like, you have to go to this restaurant and order this appetizer. I don't give a damn.

• 53:54Brittany Broski?

  All right, I'm just walking around the park. I'm trying to ride rides. I also love, in Star Wars land, there is a cold brew that has Cocoa Puffs on top. Are you out of your mind? Like, it's, it's really good. And it makes me shit myself. I don't give a damn. It's good. All right. Thank you, Hannah. Okay, let's get into housekeeping.

• 54:18Brittany Broski?

  My song of the week. This is, now, mind you, I'm recording this at the very beginning of November, okay? Um, Dopamine Chamber just dropped Tongue by Fontaine's D.C. Tongue by Fontaine's D.C. is my favorite song of the year. I love that damn song. I love that song and I love Intimate, uh, from Dopamine Chamber. Also, Ethel Kane's Werewolf song from the soundtrack. What's it, I don't even, the name of it is like, Death, fucking, I don't know. It's so, so good. I, I can't even talk about the movie. I can't talk about the movie. Like, I, I'm so excited for it. So excited for Werewolf. What I'm watching,

• 55:03Brittany Broski?

  I recently watched If Beale Street Could Talk for the first time with Regina King and Coleman Domingo. Fantastic cast. Yeah. Sobbed my eyes out and I, like, truly, that movie, movies like that, any media like that is so important. It's a James Baldwin adaptation that is always going to be relevant in America. And it's movies like that that truly, it's love. It is love that will be the ultimate liberation. It has to be. Love for your fellow man, love to surpass hatred, love to overpower hatred, light to overpower

• 55:47Brittany Broski?

  darkness. Like, there, I have to have hope. We have to have hope that love will liberate us all. I just can't, those movies are, are hard to watch, hon- honestly, for a lot of different reasons. And I won't get too deep into the plot because I think that you should watch it for yourself, but I just, it's such a cross-section of where America was, and it really makes you reflect on where America is today. So, really fantastic movie. I think Barry, Barry Jenkins directed it, who did Moonlight. Um, what I'm looking forward to, I'm looking forward to seeing my siblings on Thanksgiving. I can't freaking wait. I'm

• 56:28Brittany Broski?

  so excited. And then, style things I'm loving. I am really into certain color pairings right now, okay? I'm trying to be more inventive. I, I love to just do black top, you know, skirt or pants and then like a colorful shoe. I'm trying to get more inventive. Gray and pink, light blue and brown, those are, are fun pairings. I recently got some Dr. Scholl's T-strap loafers. Dr. Scholl's, yeah, honey. Yeah, honey, I'm turning 30 next year. I'm buying Dr. Scholl's shoes. My back hurts. Dr. Scholl's T-strap loafers, very cute. I haven't styled them yet. They just came in yesterday and I'm very excited about them

• 57:13Brittany Broski?

  because they're very lightweight and, uh, they're kind of chunky, which I like because I've got a lot going on at the top of me. And then my legs are kind of, my legs are, are toned, but they're very skinny compared to the rest of me. So, I like a chunky shoe because it kind of balances out the whole, the whole shebang. So, that's what I'm loving right now. All right, y'all. That'll do it for this episode. This is a long one. Thank you so much for listening. Thank you to everyone who submitted. I will slowly work my way through all of these. And, uh, if you would like to potentially have your submission read on the podcast, it's on the Patreon. Go check the Patreon out. It's also ad-free if you want to subscribe. Uh, the podcast ad-free and we sort through your submissions

• 57:56Brittany Broski?

  and we kind of, if you don't go through, see, wait, my podcast, take a bite. All right. Loving y'all. Go check out Roll Court. Um, go back and subscribe to this channel if you're on YouTube and, I don't know, just, you know, I'm doing my thing. I'm freaking my shit. I have a bunch of philanthropic links in my description if you are feeling altruistic, if you are feeling like, uh, you want to do some good, go check out some of those. And I will see y'all next week. Seriously, bye.

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