#571 - My Tooth Came Out

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  Welcome back to the basement.

• 0:36Speaker 02

  Welcome back to the basement yard. Yeah, Frank's in a lot of pain today. Are you okay?

• 0:46Speaker 02

  What happened to your arm?

• 0:50Speaker 02

  And how are you doing?

• 0:55Speaker 02

  If we're all pretending. Fuck you! What happened to you?

• 1:00Speaker 03

  I fell off my bike.

• 1:02Speaker 02

  That's right.

• 1:03Speaker 03

  I was just talking so much shit.

• 1:04Speaker 02

  How did you fall off this bike?

• 1:05Speaker 03

  I was talking so much shit on the episode that went out on Patreon a couple days ago. Or will be coming, whatever, you know what I mean, times.

• 1:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13Speaker 03

  And I was like, what kind of fucking losers fall off their bike?

• 1:16Speaker 02

  I mean, I fell off my bike.

• 1:17Speaker 03

  I know, well, that's right. I didn't actually say what kind of losers fall off their bike. I was thinking it.

• 1:21Speaker 02

  Right. How did you fall off?

• 1:24Speaker 03

  I went over. I went over.

• 1:27Speaker 02

  What made you like, fall?

• 1:28Speaker 03

  Do you think that's the mark of a man that's okay?

• 1:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:32Speaker 03

  You think that's, you think that's a battle wound to say, hey, he's all right?

• 1:36Speaker 02

  Is that all that happened to you?

• 1:39Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:40Speaker 02

  What else happened?

• 1:41Speaker 03

  I hurt my wrist.

• 1:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:43Speaker 03

  And now I could do this.

• 1:46Speaker 02

  What's that?

• 1:48Speaker 02

  What did you do?

• 1:48Speaker 03

  Nothing. But it hurts now.

• 1:51Speaker 02

  So tell us what happened.

• 1:52Speaker 03

  I can't really, first of all, I'm expecting way more sympathy out of you guys.

• 1:56Speaker 02

  You're totally fine.

• 1:57Speaker 03

  I'm not!

• 1:59Speaker 02

  You're confident enough to wear a white shirt. What does that mean?

• 2:02Speaker 03

  What the hell does that mean?

• 2:03Speaker 02

  If he was bleeding or something, it'd be red.

• 2:04Speaker 03

  If I was still actively bleeding, then I wouldn't be here.

• 2:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:08Speaker 03

  I would be at the hospital.

• 2:09Speaker 02

  How did you fall off the bike?

• 2:10Speaker 03

  Well, first of all, let me paint the picture. I was enjoying the fuck out of this bike ride. I was like, I actively said to myself out loud, "This is beautiful." Because I went, I went early in the morning and it was still dark out. So I was riding, and I'm fucking enjoying it.

• 2:28Speaker 02

  You got all your reflectors?

• 2:29Speaker 03

  I got all my reflectors. My front light is on, my back reflector is on. I even wore a reflective vest.

• 2:37Speaker 03

  What?

• 2:38Speaker 02

  Wait.

• 2:38Speaker 03

  What, what, what? Wait, what?

• 2:41Speaker 02

  What does it look like? You wore a reflective vest?

• 2:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:44Speaker 02

  Why is that bad? Like a...

• 2:46Speaker 03

  Like, like a construction, like a green vest that has the reflector. Is that bad?

• 2:52Speaker 02

  No, no, no. I mean, it's better to be safe.

• 2:54Speaker 03

  That's what I think.

• 2:55Speaker 02

  I didn't know. I, okay.

• 2:57Speaker 03

  I wanted to be extra safe.

• 2:58Speaker 02

  I mean, you're gonna blind people now. I feel like it's gonna have a reverse effect. You got lights, reflectors, and now a vest to bring it to be like, "Whoa!"

• 3:04Speaker 03

  Really?

• 3:05Speaker 02

  I mean...

• 3:05Speaker 03

  I can't imagine that's what it would do. I think it would just be like, "There's that guy, he's biking. Everyone be careful." You know?

• 3:12Speaker 02

  There's that guy.

• 3:12Speaker 03

  A reflective vest.

• 3:14Speaker 02

  Do you wear, you wear a helmet, obviously?

• 3:15Speaker 03

  Duh. Of course I wear a helmet.

• 3:17Speaker 02

  What else do you got on?

• 3:18Speaker 03

  I actually just got my helmet. So, I had previously biked without it.

• 3:23Speaker 02

  Oops.

• 3:24Speaker 03

  Yeah. Thank God I got it.

• 3:26Speaker 02

  Okay. Is that cool?

• 3:28Speaker 03

  My helmet?

• 3:28Speaker 02

  Like, what does it look like?

• 3:30Speaker 03

  It's the one that, it's like a motocross helmet. It comes down.

• 3:33Speaker 02

  No, it doesn't.

• 3:34Speaker 03

  Yes, it does.

• 3:35Speaker 02

  No, it doesn't. I know you're joking. It's a, it's a regular clip.

• 3:39Speaker 03

  It's a regular clip, which is almost worse.

• 3:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  You know? You know what's funny? We're watching, Beck and I are watching through Breaking Bad. And I know that they're, they're, they're pieces of shit. But like, there's the scene where the Nazi, like, white supremacist guys are in the bathroom. And the guy's just like, "I saw a guy riding his bike with a helmet the other day and I wanna punch him in the face." It's like, "That's me with my vest."

• 4:03Speaker 02

  Do you have like, um, elbow pads or anything like that?

• 4:06Speaker 03

  I don't have elbow pads. Can't you tell? Look at my, look at my...

• 4:08Speaker 02

  Well, I don't know.

• 4:09Speaker 03

  Do you know, the audio-only listeners are probably like, so concerned. This is like a life-altering injury.

• 4:16Speaker 02

  Right. It looks like, like a rabbit scratched you a little bit, honestly.

• 4:20Speaker 03

  No, rabbits would do a lot of damage.

• 4:21Speaker 02

  Probably. Uphill, downhill?

• 4:24Speaker 03

  Neither.

• 4:25Speaker 02

  Oh, just regular, no hill?

• 4:27Speaker 03

  It was regu-, well, let me, let me, let me paint the picture. So, it's dark out. And I'm literally like, at one point I stopped and I just listened. And I was like, "This is so fucking beautiful." Because we're starting, the weather's starting to change a little bit, boys.

• 4:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's starting to get a little cooler.

• 4:38Speaker 03

  We're getting toward fall, which...

• 4:40Speaker 02

  I'm into it.

• 4:41Speaker 03

  I'm not, I'm not opposed!

• 4:42Speaker 02

  You're already there.

• 4:43Speaker 03

  I'm over...

• 4:45Speaker 02

  Because you fell.

• 4:47Speaker 03

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna get up right now and I'm going to beat the brakes off you.

• 4:50Speaker 02

  I actually didn't mind that one.

• 4:51Speaker 04

  That was pretty quick. That was pretty quick of me.

• 4:52Speaker 03

  Don't do this to me, no! No, but then I, I was riding across the street and I looked both ways to make sure no one was coming. I was being very safe. I had my reflective vest on.

• 5:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, you were safer. Did you have a condom on?

• 5:05Speaker 03

  What?

• 5:07Speaker 03

  All safety. And, um, it was like, the end of like, I was gonna like, jump up onto the curb.

• 5:13Speaker 02

  Oof, like a bunny hop?

• 5:15Speaker 03

  No, no, no, like onto the sidewalk, but at the end of a driveway.

• 5:18Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 5:18Speaker 03

  But you know how sometimes at the end of a driveway, it's supposed to be like paved so it meets the road, kind of flush? But there had been damage from years of wear and tear, so it was like, it, it came to like an abrupt end. And it was probably like, I would say like a two and a half...

• 5:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 5:34Speaker 03

  Inch curb lip, that I went to go like, hit it at an angle, but there was like a lot of greenery on this side. So I wanted to like, hit it and then quickly turn so that I didn't go into the trees.

• 5:48Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 5:48Speaker 03

  What's so funny? You're real giggly today.

• 5:52Speaker 02

  We're getting to it.

• 5:52Speaker 03

  We're good, we're good. And so I like, hit it, and I like, turned my thing real quick, but I guess I wasn't fully up. So I like, turned off the curb, and it like, went flush with the curb.

• 6:03Speaker 02

  And you just immediately?

• 6:04Speaker 03

  And I just, I tried to like, correct it, so I turned again. And then it just over I went.

• 6:10Speaker 02

  Did the back come up?

• 6:12Speaker 03

  The back came up. I went over.

• 6:15Speaker 02

  Right.

• 6:15Speaker 03

  I landed on, uh, I like, caught myself, but like, as you could tell from this grave injury.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  What sound did you make?

• 6:22Speaker 03

  So here's the part. So I told this to Becca, and, and her first thing was like, "You were wearing a vest?" Which, I guess is the topic here. Um, I don't know if I made a sound.

• 6:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 6:35Speaker 03

  But I, I can show you on the app where I fell, because there's...

• 6:39Speaker 02

  It's like a squiggle mark?

• 6:41Speaker 03

  Did you like, walk it off? Like, you walked around, you're like, "Fucking bitch!" So, I was very angry at myself.

• 6:47Speaker 02

  Did anyone see you?

• 6:48Speaker 03

  No, I don't think so. So I stood up, and I heard like, a do-, a, a, a do-, a car door shut. You know that sound. It's a, you know that sound. And I like, looked around to see if anyone was gonna come and like, check in, because they saw me.

• 7:03Speaker 02

  Right.

• 7:03Speaker 03

  Nobody. Yeah. Which, is that worse? If I fell and no one saw?

• 7:08Speaker 02

  If I fall and no one sees, I'm chilling.

• 7:10Speaker 03

  Really?

• 7:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:11Speaker 03

  Are you gonna like, not tell anyone, or are you gonna tell people?

• 7:14Speaker 02

  No, I'll tell people. But also, I, if I fall, the last thing I want is for someone to come over and like, check on me. Like, that, I'm like, "Oh, God." This is more embarrassing. Unless I like, got hurt.

• 7:25Speaker 03

  I gotta be honest, as someone that recently fell and no one saw, I was a little disappointed in everyone else.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  You wanted them to come outside?

• 7:32Speaker 03

  I just, I just wanted some concern.

• 7:33Speaker 02

  You wanted in droves, people to just come outside, "Hey, I heard the commotion."

• 7:37Speaker 03

  Oh, no, no, no, not, not droves, one person.

• 7:38Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 7:39Speaker 03

  And they didn't even need to come over. Just like, if someone got out of their car, they're just like... "You all right? Good?" And then I would just give the, "Yeah." And that would have been it.

• 7:47Speaker 02

  Right.

• 7:47Speaker 03

  But it wasn't, it didn't happen, and I was a little disappointed.

• 7:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:52Speaker 03

  I felt personally like they should have cared more about me falling. The people that didn't see me.

• 7:56Speaker 02

  Someone heard you fall and just got right into their car. They're like, "Ah, that crossing guard fell down, I guess."

• 8:01Speaker 03

  I was worried though that I made a sound, and I'm glad that I'll never know for sure if I did, because I would have... I don't think Becca would have ever been...

• 8:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, so...

• 8:09Speaker 03

  It would have been like, "Shh, shh, shh." You know?

• 8:13Speaker 02

  How, uh, how far into your ride was that?

• 8:15Speaker 03

  Um, probably like, 10 minutes into my ride.

• 8:18Speaker 02

  Oh, early.

• 8:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:19Speaker 02

  Did you finish her out?

• 8:21Speaker 03

  So I was go-, I was riding to the gym.

• 8:24Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 8:25Speaker 03

  So I had to complete my ride. I was very upset though. And then my gym workout just wasn't the same. I was just so angry the whole time.

• 8:31Speaker 02

  You were just picking rocks out of your hand?

• 8:33Speaker 03

  Well, no, it was, there, I gotta, I had to pick some rocks out of here. You know? And then to, in order to like, punish myself, I used hand sanitizer on it. In order to punish myself?

• 8:45Speaker 02

  What's that about?

• 8:46Speaker 03

  You know.

• 8:47Speaker 02

  Were you worried about infection?

• 8:49Speaker 03

  Duh.

• 8:50Speaker 02

  Hydrogen peroxide?

• 8:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, I didn't have any at the gym.

• 8:54Speaker 02

  I know.

• 8:54Speaker 03

  And they don't have like a dispenser for hydrogen peroxide.

• 8:57Speaker 02

  I don't know that is, would hand sanitizer help that?

• 9:01Speaker 03

  I imagine. It kills bacteria and germs, doesn't it?

• 9:04Speaker 02

  Is it good to put hand sanitizer on a cut? Doesn't that hurt?

• 9:07Speaker 03

  Uh, it did. That's why I said in order to punish myself.

• 9:10Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 9:11Speaker 03

  It didn't feel great.

• 9:13Speaker 02

  Do you like? Pain?

• 9:15Speaker 03

  No.

• 9:17Speaker 03

  Obviously, I'm joking. I didn't punish myself. I did put hand sanitizer on though.

• 9:21Speaker 02

  No, I don't buy that. I think that you were like, no, no, I'm gonna make it hurt.

• 9:25Speaker 03

  But you've never been like angry at yourself that you're just like, you fucking deserve to stub your toe, idiot.

• 9:29Speaker 02

  No, it's how I, not how.

• 9:31Speaker 03

  Not once, really?

• 9:32Speaker 02

  I hate stubbing my toe.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  Uh, as do I, but like.

• 9:34Speaker 02

  I'd rather stub five toes than hit my shin, though. Hitting my shin is the worst pain.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  I can't even remember the last time I hit my shin.

• 9:42Speaker 02

  What is that even called? Like stub your shin or something?

• 9:46Speaker 03

  Bash your shin.

• 9:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, something like that. But like stubbing my toe is not great, but. And yesterday, I like cut my whole fucking arm.

• 9:54Speaker 03

  Really?

• 9:54Speaker 02

  Shutting the lights off right here.

• 9:55Speaker 03

  What the fu- how?

• 9:56Speaker 02

  There's a zip tie that someone cut and it was really sharp and I went to go reach to press the button and it just cut open my arm.

• 10:02Speaker 03

  Yo, that's legitimately dangerous. That's a nasty one, dude. I mean, that looks like.

• 10:06Speaker 02

  Hand sanitizer.

• 10:07Speaker 03

  Did you?

• 10:08Speaker 02

  No.

• 10:08Speaker 03

  Oh, well, you should've.

• 10:10Speaker 02

  No.

• 10:10Speaker 03

  Just be like, you fucking idiot, you deserve this now.

• 10:12Speaker 02

  No, I mean. Honestly, if I'm gonna get cut, I'd rather it be like a bigger scab, cause then I could pick it. You don't pick your scabs?

• 10:21Speaker 03

  No, we've just, we've discussed this. I don't, it's gross.

• 10:24Speaker 02

  I live to pick scabs.

• 10:25Speaker 03

  I will tell you, the best, like, post-injury thing to do is when you get a bloody nose and then you like pick out all the dried blood from your nose.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  Fucking love that.

• 10:34Speaker 03

  That's pretty sick.

• 10:35Speaker 02

  Sometimes you get lucky and you pick a, like a flake and it, and like a blood clot comes with it. And you're like, ew, I got all that out of it.

• 10:42Speaker 03

  That one, I just like.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  You breathe really well.

• 10:44Speaker 03

  I just like when it's like, it's like flaked around and I can like peel it off like it's like a paint chip.

• 10:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:50Speaker 03

  You know what I'm talking about?

• 10:51Speaker 02

  I do, I do, I know.

• 10:52Speaker 03

  It's so good. Or if you like go like this and it like falls out.

• 10:56Speaker 02

  I don't do that one.

• 10:57Speaker 03

  Oh, try it. Next time you get a bloody nose, let it dry and try that.

• 11:00Speaker 02

  I don't really get bloody noses anymore. And like, I used to get scabs a lot, cause I would like fuck up my knees and like fall down when you're younger. And then I would get like big scabs on my legs and I'd be like, this is amazing. I should wait a few days and all of a sudden. I just start picking it and it hurts a lot.

• 11:14Speaker 03

  I was, I was worried that my bike was gonna be broken and like, the bike seems fine, but like the whole way, I was just like, this doesn't ride the same. You know what I mean?

• 11:23Speaker 02

  You're worried about the machinery.

• 11:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, it did break my light.

• 11:26Speaker 02

  Built for.

• 11:27Speaker 03

  For falling.

• 11:28Speaker 02

  I mean, they're like metal.

• 11:30Speaker 03

  The thing that's tough, though, was I fell on the so- like, as I went over and like down like that, the side that has like the gear. Um, the gear shift, not the gear shift, what am I talking about?

• 11:42Speaker 02

  Like the.

• 11:43Speaker 03

  You know, like it has like.

• 11:44Speaker 02

  Chain?

• 11:45Speaker 03

  It has the chain.

• 11:46Speaker 02

  Or whatever?

• 11:46Speaker 03

  It has the chain, but it has like that extra part on it that like, for like when you shift gears.

• 11:51Speaker 02

  Oh, the one that, yeah, they're like a bunch of different ones that are small.

• 11:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So like, I looked at that and there was a little scratch on it, but it looked fine. But I was just so like, I was like, ew, who, what a fucking loser.

• 12:00Speaker 02

  Tell you about the time I was on Keith's pegs? And we were going down a hill and I leaned street, he leaned sidewalk, and we went right into a pole and he launched me. Like I was, I launched dude and I hit like the middle of the street. If there was a car, I, it's hitting me, like for sure.

• 12:14Speaker 03

  Dude, I one time went down, we called it Dead Man's Hill on forty-eighth?

• 12:19Speaker 02

  Or forty-ninth?

• 12:20Speaker 03

  Ninth. Forty-ninth? And my brother fell in front of me and I accidentally ran over him. Yeah, dude.

• 12:28Speaker 02

  How did you not fall?

• 12:29Speaker 03

  I don't know, cause I ran over his neck.

• 12:32Speaker 03

  I'm serious, I was.

• 12:33Speaker 02

  How did his head not pop off?

• 12:34Speaker 03

  Uh, I don't know, I guess.

• 12:36Speaker 02

  Got a strong neck.

• 12:37Speaker 03

  I, I guess so.

• 12:38Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 12:38Speaker 03

  We were also like twelve years old, so like I, I weighed maybe like seventy pounds.

• 12:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's, it's a hill in Astoria that was like, they had paved it and it was like straight down, basically. I remember one time. I was like, oh, I'm gonna go down on my rollerblades. As soon as I started to pick up speed, I got so scared and I veered off to the side and I just drove into the front of a car.

• 13:00Speaker 03

  Did your rollerblades have like the metal brake stop on the back?

• 13:03Speaker 02

  No.

• 13:03Speaker 03

  Yo, that's crazy.

• 13:05Speaker 02

  I know. I, I, I think I was like, uh, that was me. That was, that was not the spirit of me in there. Cause I was like, yo, I'm good, I'm gonna go down this hill. And I started going, I was like way too fast and I just veered off to a parked car and like hit the headlights.

• 13:16Speaker 03

  I, as, there was nothing cooler as a kid than a good, steep hill and now, honestly, not much scares me more.

• 13:24Speaker 02

  Yo, Keith used to go down our block and he's done it on Dead Man's, Dead Man's Hill, on the peg, standing straight up, not touching the handlebars. By the way, this street, the street.

• 13:36Speaker 03

  It goes.

• 13:36Speaker 02

  Leads into like a fucking two-way avenue.

• 13:39Speaker 03

  And this was before those avenues had traffic lights, because now they do. And I remember specifically the one at the end of your street didn't have one.

• 13:47Speaker 02

  No.

• 13:48Speaker 03

  And people were whipping down there, dude. They were going like fifty, sixty. That shit is fucking dangerous. Keith really was like the daredevil evil Knievel of our neighborhood.

• 13:58Speaker 02

  One time Keith, when we were younger, was like, come down, cause we had skateboards and he's like, let's just ride our skateboards down the alleyway and our alleyway, we lived like at the bottom of a hill. So, I started going and I was like going down on my butt and we were kinda like racing and fighting. And Keith was like a lot stronger than me and just like shoved me off this thing and I, I hit the floor. And just like completely fucked up my hands and my arms or whatever. And I was like, oh, go get mom! And he was just standing above me and he's like, I'm not gonna go. He's like, I'm not gonna do that.

• 14:31Speaker 03

  Just like, no.

• 14:32Speaker 02

  He's like, you're gonna be fine, like just figure it out. I was like, go get mom!

• 14:35Speaker 03

  And, and I remember your alleyway, it was, it was like. It's not paved, but it was like that, like weird like gravel-ish, like it was like larger rocks and shit like that?

• 14:46Speaker 02

  Was paved? And then it wasn't. And then it did get paved again. Like, it was like a weird patch in the middle where it was just completely fucked. There was also a random vice grip. Do you remember that?

• 14:58Speaker 03

  A vice grip?

• 14:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, there was, uh, this kid.

• 15:01Speaker 03

  The tool?

• 15:02Speaker 02

  Like, yes. It was, but it was built into the side of some person's driveway.

• 15:07Speaker 03

  Uh, uh, at the top?

• 15:09Speaker 02

  It was like kind of in the middle and I would take rocks and I would put them in the vice grip and I would just turn it and then it would explode.

• 15:14Speaker 03

  Really?

• 15:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:15Speaker 03

  I don't remember that.

• 15:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude, so I wonder if it's still there.

• 15:18Speaker 03

  I'm shocked that you didn't obviously put like your nuts in there or something.

• 15:23Speaker 02

  Uh, wouldn't put my nuts in there. I mean, I put my finger in there and be like, oh. But then stopped.

• 15:29Speaker 03

  Oh, now who likes pain?

• 15:30Speaker 02

  Well, I didn't, I didn't hurt myself. I just like, imagine.

• 15:32Speaker 03

  Just like a little pressure, just like this is, ah, I, I could hurt myself. No, I, it was such a thing back then to like, if you got hurt, to not, like, don't tell anyone. Because like, I imagine in that situation, like Keith was saying, like, you'll be alright, but also somehow it would have been his fault.

• 15:50Speaker 02

  It would've been somewhat, we would've both gotten in trouble for something.

• 15:52Speaker 03

  It's like the, the, the, the kid that isn't hurt is the one that is responsible for the one that is hurt.

• 15:58Speaker 02

  Did I ever tell you about the time where me, Tom, and Keith had a pillow fight? And, uh, Tom swung a pillow at Keith, like high, so he bent over like this. And I came over the top and went bang and hit him over the head and the bridge of his nose hit the edge of the, uh, radiator. And he had immediately a big bump like this. And we all just stopped and looked at each other and we were like. What is our story?

• 16:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:25Speaker 02

  Because we cannot tell mom.

• 16:27Speaker 03

  Cause she's gonna, she's gonna separate each of us and she's gonna murder us.

• 16:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, she's, they're gonna pull us into a room and interrogate us. And we came up with a story that like we were playing hockey in the backyard and the puck jumped up.

• 16:38Speaker 03

  Well, it was so funny because like, you like, when you're doing that stuff, cause my brothers and I wrestled a lot. Like, we used to like have full-on like wrestling matches, like one person was like Jim Ross and shit like that. But then at the end of anyone, like if someone got hurt, it was just like the pow-wow of just being like, okay, so this is how, this is how this.

• 16:56Speaker 02

  How do we do this so that mom doesn't yell at us?

• 16:58Speaker 03

  My brother, the way I lost my first tooth was my brother hit me over the head with a steel chair, like a legit steel chair.

• 17:05Speaker 02

  In the mouth?

• 17:06Speaker 03

  No, so he like hit me over the head.

• 17:09Speaker 02

  Oh, and you bit?

• 17:10Speaker 03

  And I, I did like, yeah, I did like one of those and it knocked my front tooth like super, super, super loose, like to the point like, you remember having loose teeth where you would just like? Be like, I just wanna see how far I could push this thing.

• 17:21Speaker 02

  I, yeah, and also I would go like this. And it would just flop back and forth.

• 17:25Speaker 03

  Fucking like Daffy Duck or something.

• 17:28Speaker 02

  I would do that with, yo. Having a loose tooth is like, it's a core memory.

• 17:33Speaker 03

  It was a core memory.

• 17:35Speaker 02

  Did you ever do any cool things to take your teeth out?

• 17:38Speaker 03

  Well, that one in particular.

• 17:41Speaker 02

  When you're younger and your tooth's like loose, did you ever do like you tie the string and you drive away?

• 17:46Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no.

• 17:47Speaker 02

  Slam the door?

• 17:48Speaker 03

  I think I did the door once, but I can't really, really remember if it was me or if it was one of my brothers.

• 17:53Speaker 02

  I think I was too afraid of the door.

• 17:55Speaker 03

  The door one seems like such an easy one to do, but like honestly, also like the, getting it around the tooth and tying is just as bad as the slamming of the door, if not worse.

• 18:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, who's tying this thing? How? Like?

• 18:09Speaker 03

  And also, what are you using? Cause like what, we, what, what are you gonna use? Floss? That shit would break easily, or rope?

• 18:14Speaker 02

  I think there was way more string around in the nineties, I think.

• 18:17Speaker 03

  It wasn't very string, a lot of yarn, ton of yarn back then.

• 18:20Speaker 02

  I used to love yarn.

• 18:21Speaker 03

  Garner's a good.

• 18:22Speaker 02

  My, my sister did the slam door thing. I don't remember myself. We tried to do an RC car with my little brother. But, but the tying process was like, it was fun, but then he started to get scared and he started to cry, so we stopped.

• 18:35Speaker 03

  Oh, man. The worst is like when you try to do one of those things and they don't work.

• 18:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:39Speaker 03

  Well, I remember, I, like whenever I had a loose tooth, I would always like. Just like push it out as far as it could go and then pull it in as far as I could go. And then with that one in particular, my brother hit me over the head. And then I had told my mom, like, oh, it's super loose. And then she was like, she like threw me a bagel or something like that.

• 18:59Speaker 02

  She was like, eat a bagel?

• 19:00Speaker 03

  And she was like, just take a bite. And I took a bite and low and behold, it came right out.

• 19:04Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 19:05Speaker 03

  Bro, teeth are crazy.

• 19:06Speaker 02

  Teeth are gross.

• 19:07Speaker 03

  Teeth are fucking weird.

• 19:08Speaker 02

  I don't like teeth.

• 19:09Speaker 03

  I don't hate them, but the more I think about them, the more creeped out I get by them.

• 19:14Speaker 02

  Like when you're young and like, I remember when I had my, I remember, I don't know if it was my first, but I remember being young and having a loose tooth. And then when it came out, I was so scared. Cause I'm like, oh my god, there's a hole in my mouth and I'm bleeding and this tooth is in my hand.

• 19:28Speaker 03

  Well, bro, they, like. Kids, if you're listening. Take it easy. They bleed a lot, dude. They don't like bleed a little. They, it, it's not like.

• 19:38Speaker 02

  A hole?

• 19:38Speaker 03

  Bro, it's a hole and like there's like shit attached to the tooth.

• 19:42Speaker 02

  Ugh. Teeth, man. I don't like teeth. You guys get your wisdom teeth pulled?

• 19:48Speaker 03

  No, I still got my bitches. You could see them if you wanna come look at my mouth.

• 19:51Speaker 02

  I don't wanna smell it.

• 19:52Speaker 03

  You know, that's one of my big pet peeves.

• 19:56Speaker 03

  Smell what? My mouth?

• 19:58Speaker 02

  You probably do have like a tea, like a deep tea in you, you know what I mean? Like when you drink tea and it's like, kinda stays on your tongue.

• 20:05Speaker 03

  Really? I mean, I've gotten better with scrubbing my tongue ever, ever since I pulled it out on the show and someone was just like, what the hell happened to his tongue? I think it was you. You were like, what happened to your tongue?

• 20:15Speaker 02

  Well, your tongue was like an orange. I was like, do you do anything orange? You're like, no. I was like, well, I don't know.

• 20:19Speaker 03

  I've gotten better with scrubbing it. Like, it's like part of my-

• 20:21Speaker 02

  I can't, I can't do that. I have like a scraper now.

• 20:24Speaker 03

  I have a scraper and I like the scrubbing it with the bristles because it just feels like it's doing a better job than-

• 20:30Speaker 02

  I, if I place my toothbrush on my tongue, I immediately start gagging.

• 20:34Speaker 03

  I'm telling you-

• 20:35Speaker 02

  It has to be very low, but I can't get back there.

• 20:37Speaker 03

  Do the thumb trick. If you hold your thumb, I don't know why, but like it tricks your brain into thinking that you're not going to gag. I don't, I do not know, and maybe there's a science behind it.

• 20:48Speaker 02

  Squeeze your thumb and shove your finger in your mouth.

• 20:50Speaker 03

  He's done it. We've done this, dude.

• 20:51Speaker 02

  I know, but you didn't squeeze your thumb last time.

• 20:53Speaker 03

  He did.

• 20:56Speaker 02

  I don't need this at all. You know, yeah, he's-

• 20:58Speaker 03

  Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I'll stop.

• 21:00Speaker 02

  Also, you didn't squeeze your thumb.

• 21:01Speaker 03

  I know. That was to show you, that was the-

• 21:03Speaker 02

  That was to show you that he does it again.

• 21:05Speaker 03

  That was the control. And I got to about like right here. Bro, good for you, by the way.

• 21:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:09Speaker 03

  I guess, I mean-

• 21:09Speaker 02

  Lucky guy.

• 21:10Speaker 03

  So like, I'll use the middle finger for this one. Watch this. Thumb, squeeze.

• 21:16Speaker 02

  That's outrageous. That's outrageous.

• 21:18Speaker 03

  It's, it's just, it's just crazy.

• 21:20Speaker 02

  I don't, I think I would be, I would-

• 21:22Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm not saying like, you could do it off camera.

• 21:25Speaker 02

  I don't have a, like, I have a finger in my mouth thing. Like, I don't like my own fingers.

• 21:29Speaker 03

  How are you friends with Pete?

• 21:30Speaker 02

  I don't wanna specify my own fingers.

• 21:33Speaker 03

  I mean, hey, man, I'm not knocking it.

• 21:35Speaker 02

  I like my own fingers in my mouth.

• 21:36Speaker 03

  Anyone else's fingers.

• 21:37Speaker 02

  Never.

• 21:38Speaker 03

  Not anyone, first of all. I mean-

• 21:41Speaker 02

  Not anyone else.

• 21:42Speaker 03

  Do your thing, brother.

• 21:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's fine.

• 21:43Speaker 03

  We're not judging.

• 21:44Speaker 02

  No, no one's judging here.

• 21:45Speaker 03

  No one's judging here.

• 21:45Speaker 02

  Oh, I don't give a-

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• 22:16Speaker 02

  Fuck. I just thought it was funny.

• 22:18Speaker 03

  Well, we knew, there were kids in college that would always do like, like stick in their finger in other kids' mouths and stuff like that.

• 22:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, bro, you.

• 22:24Speaker 03

  Not me, not me, not me, not me. I have done it, but it was, there was someone who, I mean, do we just like sit here and like say who it is?

• 22:32Speaker 02

  Oh, it was Pete.

• 22:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, you said it.

• 22:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, I thought it was you, but maybe he would do it to you.

• 22:36Speaker 03

  He was, he would do it to me.

• 22:37Speaker 02

  You guys would finger each other's mouths, actually.

• 22:39Speaker 03

  Take it the fuck easy, okay?

• 22:40Speaker 02

  I'm taking it correctly.

• 22:41Speaker 03

  Every now and then, like, just to get him back, I'd be like, fuck you, you know, but-

• 22:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was a big on that. I just said it like Mario for some reason.

• 22:49Speaker 03

  He was a big on that.

• 22:50Speaker 02

  He was a big on that.

• 22:51Speaker 03

  He was a big on that.

• 22:52Speaker 02

  But he would get drunk and just start like, ugh.

• 22:53Speaker 03

  He would just be like, come here.

• 22:55Speaker 02

  I hate that, fingers in the mouth.

• 22:57Speaker 03

  Fingers in the mouth is crazy because it is, as Dr. Mike has taught us, it's like the dirtiest part of the body. Dirtier than a house phone.

• 23:05Speaker 02

  I imagine. I don't like getting my ear fingered.

• 23:09Speaker 03

  Why?

• 23:09Speaker 02

  By who and why? Anyone, you never had someone like-

• 23:12Speaker 03

  Wet willies?

• 23:13Speaker 02

  Like, not, yeah, that, or like just stick your finger in your ear because it's like, it's open.

• 23:16Speaker 03

  Especially your fucking moist ass ears.

• 23:18Speaker 02

  I know, my ears are bad. I don't like any of that shit. Like, when someone like would give you a noogie or just like tussle your hair, I'm like, get the fuck off me.

• 23:25Speaker 03

  Yo, noogies, noogies hurt, dude.

• 23:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, I had a cousin that would be so big on that. Or you remember from Liar Liar, like The Claw? He used to do that to us and I was like, I fucking hate this guy.

• 23:35Speaker 03

  Which one was The Claw?

• 23:36Speaker 02

  Where he was like, The Claw, and he would just like kinda tickle you and like go like this.

• 23:40Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. Well, I, I do that with the kids now. We also do the taser.

• 23:44Speaker 02

  What's that?

• 23:44Speaker 03

  It's like you take your thumb and you put it like that and you just kinda like-

• 23:47Speaker 02

  In the rib?

• 23:48Speaker 03

  Jab it into the rib, yeah.

• 23:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, see, I don't like any of that stuff.

• 23:50Speaker 03

  I mean, like, I play with the kids and stuff like that now.

• 23:54Speaker 02

  I know. I'm just saying like, as a child, when people would do that to me, I'd be like, well, get off me.

• 23:57Speaker 03

  The only one that I remember is when people would do rug burn on the arm. Do you remember that? They would like take your arm and they would just like ratchet back and forth.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:07Speaker 03

  And like, it was like, this is what rug burn feels like.

• 24:11Speaker 02

  Well, it was named something different.

• 24:12Speaker 03

  It was, it was. It was a different name and I shan't-

• 24:16Speaker 02

  We, we, we've since eliminated that.

• 24:18Speaker 03

  We, I shan't contribute to what that name was.

• 24:20Speaker 02

  Hated that too. You know what I desperately hated was like Mercy? That game?

• 24:26Speaker 03

  Mercy-

• 24:27Speaker 02

  It's like you just lock your fingers and just like, whoever called Mercy first, I'm like, I'm not playing this.

• 24:31Speaker 03

  Well, that, that was not like a battle of strength either. It was like you have to just kinda like let the person just do like-

• 24:37Speaker 02

  Destroy my fingers?

• 24:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, just like hurt you.

• 24:39Speaker 02

  I don't like any of that.

• 24:40Speaker 03

  There was all those kid games. I remember the Knuckles, Bloody Knuckles. That one was crazy because that one was legitimately insane.

• 24:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, you would like flick a coin and like you would friggin' cut up your knuckles.

• 24:50Speaker 03

  But that's why we're a better generation than your dumbass generation. How about that?

• 24:55Speaker 02

  Did you guys have keys?

• 24:57Speaker 03

  We did have them.

• 24:58Speaker 02

  What do you, like, to my home? No, I'm trying to remember what keys was. I think that had to do with like Knuckles.

• 25:04Speaker 03

  I mean-

• 25:04Speaker 02

  Something with keys. I don't remember.

• 25:06Speaker 03

  I don't remember, I don't remember a keys one.

• 25:08Speaker 02

  Something with keys? Maybe it was like, um, Bloody Knuckles but with keys.

• 25:11Speaker 03

  Oh, I don't know.

• 25:12Speaker 02

  Because, you know, no one has coins anymore.

• 25:14Speaker 03

  How'd you guys hurt?

• 25:15Speaker 02

  I mean, dude, you had coins back then. We just got rid of coins. Yeah, I know, I'm kidding.

• 25:19Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, they're still around. We just got rid of some coins. Pennies.

• 25:23Speaker 02

  Are pennies gonna be like valuable one day or something?

• 25:26Speaker 03

  I think there's like older pennies. I mean, people have like, I saw one, it was like the last issued penny from like 2025 or something like that. Is like for sale for a couple hundred bucks or some shit.

• 25:38Speaker 03

  But then there's like older pennies. Bro, I found a legit old penny like two weeks ago. Becca and I have this thing, we, since the beginning of our relationship, it's been a thing. And we're like, if one of us finds a coin on the ground, we'll just have the other person like try to guess the year. And we were walking at the lake and she looked down and she found a penny and turned it over and it was like legitimately like oxidized, like the fucking Statue of Liberty. And we looked at the year, 1929.

• 26:02Speaker 02

  Ooh, old penny.

• 26:03Speaker 03

  Old fucking penny, dude.

• 26:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:06Speaker 03

  I was, I couldn't believe it. I didn't even know they made pennies back then.

• 26:08Speaker 02

  It's an old bitch of a penny.

• 26:10Speaker 03

  I, but like, it was a legit copper penny.

• 26:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:13Speaker 03

  Which they don't make those.

• 26:14Speaker 02

  I've, I've had some pennies like that back in the day where there was like the green shit on it.

• 26:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly.

• 26:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:20Speaker 03

  Do you remember when they made, like, started releasing the quarters for the, the, the-

• 26:24Speaker 02

  Each state?

• 26:25Speaker 03

  Yeah. I had like the book.

• 26:27Speaker 02

  That you could put all of them in?

• 26:28Speaker 03

  And you could put them in.

• 26:29Speaker 02

  I used to always see, I mean, I saw one of those recently. I was like, oh, I haven't seen one of these in a while.

• 26:33Speaker 03

  Really?

• 26:34Speaker 02

  It's like North Carolina and I was like, oh.

• 26:36Speaker 03

  I mean, I think every quarter now has, uh, what's it called? Like a state on it. Like every issued one after a certain year.

• 26:42Speaker 02

  That's it?

• 26:43Speaker 03

  I don't think-

• 26:44Speaker 02

  I haven't gotten my hands on a quarter in a while.

• 26:47Speaker 03

  When's the last time you had cash on you?

• 26:50Speaker 02

  I, I got cash because I went to a wedding.

• 26:54Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 26:55Speaker 02

  And put it in the card.

• 26:56Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 26:57Speaker 02

  Um, but, which you're not supposed to do.

• 27:00Speaker 03

  I was gonna say, yeah, why, why didn't you do a check?

• 27:02Speaker 02

  It was a Canadian wedding and like, they, like, uh, they'd rather USD because it's worth more.

• 27:08Speaker 03

  So give us a better gift? Is that what they're saying? It's just like-

• 27:11Speaker 02

  No, like, I mean, that's, that was the rationale behind why I was giving cash.

• 27:14Speaker 03

  Gotcha.

• 27:15Speaker 02

  Usually, you're not supposed to do that because if they lose a card, lose cash. Um, but, what was I talking about?

• 27:21Speaker 03

  Something about the cash card.

• 27:23Speaker 02

  Oh, cash, yeah. The, that was the last time, but before that, I have no idea. And I always feel so bad because of like valet or coat check, things like that. I never, I can't tip anybody.

• 27:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, anytime I have cash on me, which is very, very, very rare, I, like, I never, like, it's those situations where like I don't have a reason to tip. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not using a valet or anything like that.

• 27:51Speaker 02

  I just like, what would be the reason I would have it?

• 27:55Speaker 03

  I think it's-

• 27:56Speaker 02

  To complicate this transaction?

• 27:57Speaker 03

  I, well, I, I, I know like a lot of like family things now, like school related like functions are starting to like, kind of go away from that, but like, we've had some instances where it's just like, oh, the book fair, bring, send your kid in with some money so they can blah, blah, blah.

• 28:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:13Speaker 03

  But now, a lot of them do like a virtual currency. So like, you literally like, it'll be like tied to their student ID number. And they'll, you can add in your funds and they could use it how they choose to use it.

• 28:25Speaker 02

  Like credits?

• 28:26Speaker 03

  Like commissary? Basically. I mean, this is not like a crazy thing. Like, I had this when I was in college.

• 28:30Speaker 02

  I had it in, in high school.

• 28:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, so same shit. It's, but like, some of them still do cash. So like, you know, like, like remember when we were kids and it was like the, the holiday show, not the holiday show, the holiday shop and the kids can go get like, a dollar trinket for like each member of their family?

• 28:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:47Speaker 03

  That, you can give them cash.

• 28:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:49Speaker 03

  But then some of them now do like virtual one.

• 28:53Speaker 02

  It's crazy. I feel like we're getting to the point where like children are gonna have credit cards with like strict limits on them and stuff.

• 29:01Speaker 03

  Do they make children's cards now?

• 29:03Speaker 02

  Like, they're probably not credit cards.

• 29:05Speaker 03

  Not credit, but like, wait, when can a child have credit?

• 29:09Speaker 02

  Uh, I think eighteen? I don't know. Like, can you just like start a, an account for a child and build their credit?

• 29:17Speaker 03

  That's kind of the meta. It's what you're supposed to do.

• 29:19Speaker 02

  I know it's what you're supposed to do, and my parents did not. I didn't even know what credit was until I was like twenty-two.

• 29:25Speaker 03

  Cause sixteen you could work.

• 29:27Speaker 02

  Yeah. A child can start building credit history at any age. Oh, authorized user, right. So if your parents' credit card, you could be an authorized user and that helps build your credit. It doesn't necessarily give you a credit score, but it helps, um, like the credit companies.

• 29:44Speaker 03

  Some still have a minimum age of thirteen or to fifteen, which would make sense. I mean,

• 29:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:49Speaker 03

  can't have a baby building credit.

• 29:51Speaker 02

  Fucking Amex.

• 29:52Speaker 03

  Can you imagine? It's just like, I've been building your credit super too.

• 29:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:57Speaker 02

  Fuck, dude.

• 29:58Speaker 03

  I didn't know, I legitimately didn't know what a credit or a credit card was until I was like twenty-two, twenty-three.

• 30:03Speaker 02

  I had such a stupid view of it. I, I, I didn't have a credit card until I think I was like twenty-three or twenty-four. Uh, probably not twenty-four, but like twenty-three years old, probably around the same time. And my thought process was I'd rather the debit card because I know how much money I have then. Like if I'm spending the money and it goes out, it's like, okay, this number that I'm seeing is the num- the amount of money that I have.

• 30:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:28Speaker 02

  But I didn't know that like.

• 30:30Speaker 03

  I couldn't wrap my head.

• 30:31Speaker 02

  I think that's fair.

• 30:32Speaker 03

  I couldn't wrap my head around the fact that I can just spend it and like, pay for it later. Yeah, like I was so, and I remember I was talking with my friend Kate and she was just hysterically laughing at me. Trying to explain it, cause she was like, how do you not get this, you idiot?

• 30:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:47Speaker 03

  You have a master's degree at this point. And I just still, I couldn't grasp the idea of a credit card or credit.

• 30:53Speaker 02

  You were a little older than I thought this story was gonna be.

• 30:55Speaker 03

  Twenty-three. He's in the right thing.

• 30:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude, I swear to God. I think it's just financially illiterate.

• 31:01Speaker 03

  I don't wanna say this and like, I, I know this is not the universal experience, but I feel like our group didn't really like, we were not like sheltered, but like, a lot of us didn't start driving until we were later, uh, credit cards and stuff like that. Like, we were just focused on other stuff and like, we probably should've ironed out.

• 31:20Speaker 02

  I mean, I guess. I don't know. It just really depends on like the circles you kind of grew up in. I don't know that anyone I knew growing up had a credit card.

• 31:29Speaker 03

  Growing up, no.

• 31:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:32Speaker 03

  Well, how are you paying for your black coffees after your incredibly fun and ruckus sleepovers?

• 31:36Speaker 02

  Dollar fifty, man.

• 31:37Speaker 03

  Couch.

• 31:37Speaker 02

  Two dollar bill.

• 31:38Speaker 03

  Couch change. I mean, that was the thing is like, I remember also my dad would like, at the beginning of the week, he'd give me a twenty dollar bill and that would last me all week.

• 31:45Speaker 02

  Dude, I remember that when we were younger, that your dad would just give you money and I'm like, what is that like?

• 31:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:55Speaker 03

  I remember I once lost it.

• 31:57Speaker 02

  You lost the money?

• 31:58Speaker 03

  In the car.

• 31:59Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 31:59Speaker 03

  He like gave it to me and I put it in my pocket and then I went to leave and I checked and I was like, oh, I don't have it. My dad was like, ha, ha, ha. Like, he thought I was trying to get like another twenty from him.

• 32:07Speaker 02

  Right.

• 32:07Speaker 03

  And I was like, dad, I swear to God, no. And he was fucking pissed.

• 32:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:11Speaker 03

  Cause he was like, where's the money? I was like, I've been in the car with you the whole time. It's somewhere in here.

• 32:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:15Speaker 03

  It was probably tied up. You know how like the fucking,

• 32:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:17Speaker 03

  they would do those whole things where they tied dollar bills to the,

• 32:20Speaker 02

  For good luck?

• 32:21Speaker 03

  Made no sense. I, I thought about stealing those dollars. I'll tell you that.

• 32:24Speaker 02

  My wallet was, uh, Keith, growing up. Like, he had a job and he had money and he just paid for me to do everything, honestly.

• 32:33Speaker 03

  He's a good brother.

• 32:34Speaker 02

  He is.

• 32:35Speaker 03

  He is. I, I used to, my first job was like, uh, uh, an off the books job at where we played baseball. And I would, I just had like a hundred dollars on me for like a week. And I was like, what the fuck is this?

• 32:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:51Speaker 03

  And it worked because then I would go and I would buy like my Elmo and Oscar the Grouch graphic tees. And it was cool. Or all the prank stuff they had at Spencer's Gifts.

• 33:01Speaker 02

  I remember when I first got a part-time job at Elite, they were paying me four hundred dollars, like at a time. Cause I was there like super part-time. But I remember thinking like, yo, I hope they at least pay me two hundred bucks. And then when that, I got my first paycheck and it was four hundred, I was like, I'm about to fucking be the richest person I know.

• 33:25Speaker 03

  Bro, I, so when I went for my graduate degree, I, I was in RD. And what came with that was the free tuition, room and board, a meal plan, and then we had a stipend. And it was a sixteen thousand dollar a year stipend. And I was just like, I don't have to pay for any.

• 33:45Speaker 02

  In one shot?

• 33:46Speaker 03

  No, it came in, in monthly, uh, in like weekly payments.

• 33:50Speaker 02

  Got it.

• 33:50Speaker 03

  But I was just like, I was getting a hundred fifty or some odd dollars a week or whatever it was. And I was just like,

• 33:55Speaker 02

  Loaded.

• 33:56Speaker 03

  Yo, I'm, I could do whatever I want now. Like, let's go buy Patron,

• 34:00Speaker 02

  On ice.

• 34:01Speaker 03

  On ice.

• 34:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:02Speaker 03

  Pop bottles all night, baby.

• 34:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:04Speaker 03

  We could have whatever we like.

• 34:06Speaker 02

  It's a beautiful, beautiful time, but.

• 34:08Speaker 03

  Probably would've went through that fast if it was Patron every night.

• 34:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, it would.

• 34:11Speaker 03

  I couldn't, I, I was drinking like fucking like Bush Light.

• 34:16Speaker 02

  I also thought Patron was like the most expensive,

• 34:19Speaker 03

  Me too.

• 34:19Speaker 02

  thing that you could possibly buy.

• 34:21Speaker 03

  Me too. Back in the day when like, you know, hip hop would just mention alcohol and their sales would just go through the roof.

• 34:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:27Speaker 03

  You know?

• 34:27Speaker 02

  Went through a big Ciroc phase too.

• 34:29Speaker 03

  You did go through a big Ciroc phase.

• 34:31Speaker 02

  Me too.

• 34:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:33Speaker 02

  It tasted good.

• 34:33Speaker 03

  Peach Ciroc.

• 34:35Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 34:35Speaker 03

  I think, didn't they say that he became a billionaire off Ciroc alone or something like that?

• 34:39Speaker 02

  Probably. I think it was like a really popular.

• 34:42Speaker 03

  Bro, it was everywhere.

• 34:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:43Speaker 03

  And like, I, I was never big into like flavored vodka.

• 34:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:47Speaker 03

  But I remember you guys making like coconut Ciroc with pineapple juice. And I was just like, yo, hold on. This is kind of not the worst.

• 34:55Speaker 02

  Coca Loco.

• 34:56Speaker 03

  Uh, what was it? Um, I, I remember, uh, Nuvo.

• 35:00Speaker 02

  What's that?

• 35:01Speaker 03

  It was like the pink bottle.

• 35:02Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 35:03Speaker 03

  Uh, we had that. Cristal, I, although I never had it, they like were done with Cristal by the time like we started like drinking.

• 35:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:10Speaker 03

  Um.

• 35:11Speaker 02

  But I knew the name.

• 35:11Speaker 03

  I knew, everyone knew the name. Patron was big. You know, that's what all like the hip hop artists were talking about. Bacardi.

• 35:19Speaker 02

  Lot of rum, I guess.

• 35:20Speaker 03

  Hypnotic. But then I found out that it was like, like, it was basically fruit juice with a dash of like alcohol in it. And I was like,

• 35:27Speaker 02

  Look cool though.

• 35:28Speaker 03

  What do you think I am?

• 35:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:30Speaker 03

  Bro, there was one that my buddy Will showed me. Oh, fuck. It wa- it like, it was purple and it had like glitter in it.

• 35:41Speaker 03

  Oh, man.

• 35:42Speaker 02

  I could try.

• 35:43Speaker 03

  You could try. And like, it was unbelievable. And it had glitter in it.

• 35:49Speaker 02

  What's better than that?

• 35:50Speaker 03

  Come on.

• 35:52Speaker 02

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• 39:43Speaker 03

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• 43:29Speaker 02

  Over to you, baby.

• 43:31Speaker 04

  Uh, I have something.

• 43:32Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 43:33Speaker 04

  If you want me to do something. You guys like chips.

• 43:36Speaker 02

  Mmm.

• 43:37Speaker 03

  You guys like chips?

• 43:38Speaker 04

  Uh, there's this thing going around-

• 43:39Speaker 03

  What kind of chips? What kind of chips? I'm all about chips.

• 43:41Speaker 04

  Just playing like Tostitos.

• 43:42Speaker 03

  Do you consider a cheese doodle to be a chip?

• 43:46Speaker 04

  It's a great question.

• 43:47Speaker 02

  It's like a cheese doodle.

• 43:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:49Speaker 03

  It's its own thing.

• 43:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:51Speaker 03

  But does it fall under the umbrella of chips?

• 43:53Speaker 02

  I wouldn't.

• 43:54Speaker 04

  No.

• 43:54Speaker 03

  So what is it? Just a doodle?

• 43:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a cheese doodle.

• 43:57Speaker 04

  Doodle.

• 43:57Speaker 02

  It's got its own thing.

• 43:58Speaker 03

  Interesting.

• 43:58Speaker 04

  So, there's this personality test going around. It's, which chip are you choosing? The first chip to dunk into this salsa, it looks like?

• 44:06Speaker 02

  Um, yeah.

• 44:07Speaker 04

  Don't worry about the hard salsa.

• 44:09Speaker 03

  Yeah. I will say this.

• 44:14Speaker 03

  34-year-old Frank, I'm fucking dipping the fuck out of this chip. I'm scooping the hell out of that shit.

• 44:21Speaker 02

  What does it have to do with your age?

• 44:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:23Speaker 03

  If I was like 10-year-old Frank, I'm going in and I'm coming out, and I'm just getting the juice of the dip.

• 44:28Speaker 02

  Oh, weird.

• 44:29Speaker 03

  Yeah. I want all the shit that they got on that-

• 44:31Speaker 02

  I like chunky salsa.

• 44:33Speaker 03

  I want that salsa.

• 44:34Speaker 02

  Restaurant-style salsa is ass. It's like, this is like water and tomatoes. What am I doing?

• 44:39Speaker 04

  It's wet.

• 44:40Speaker 03

  I don't disagree, but also, I like it because when it comes in that little cup, you can just drink it.

• 44:45Speaker 02

  No.

• 44:45Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 44:46Speaker 02

  I think there's only two answers I would accept here.

• 44:48Speaker 03

  Um...

• 44:49Speaker 04

  I think there's-

• 44:49Speaker 03

  Can you zoom in a little more? I need to see the ridges on these chips.

• 44:53Speaker 04

  Enhance?

• 44:54Speaker 02

  I'm gonna go out on a limb here. Not that it's a crazy limb, but if anyone who picks C is either a mouse or a fucking idiot. Like, C is insane.

• 45:04Speaker 03

  C doesn't even deserve dip on it. It doesn't deserve salsa.

• 45:08Speaker 02

  I would potentially not even eat that if it was on... You know what I mean?

• 45:12Speaker 03

  I think we can, I think we're in agreement on which one we're picking. Can we say it on the count of three?

• 45:18Speaker 02

  Are we?

• 45:19Speaker 03

  I think, can we? Three, two, one. D, yes.

• 45:24Speaker 03

  And what, you're a B guy?

• 45:26Speaker 04

  A, dude.

• 45:27Speaker 03

  A?

• 45:27Speaker 04

  A, dude.

• 45:28Speaker 03

  A? You're picking A?

• 45:30Speaker 04

  A.

• 45:30Speaker 03

  A, darling, A-

• 45:31Speaker 02

  What are you doing with that?

• 45:33Speaker 03

  It's disrespectful.

• 45:33Speaker 02

  You invert it and you get that scoop and you have a little fold that holds it all in.

• 45:37Speaker 03

  No, no, no. You're absolutely not. What you want-

• 45:41Speaker 02

  Are you A?

• 45:41Speaker 03

  Outside of your brain and pants? What you want is a curvature to your chip so it holds it for you. And then you bring it to your mouth. A?

• 45:50Speaker 02

  You're not getting that whole-

• 45:51Speaker 03

  D is a half-pipe waiting to be filled with salsa. A is like, is demented. I don't even know what happened to E. Where is E? Is C part of E? Is that like the fucking, you know-

• 46:04Speaker 02

  I'm taking E over A.

• 46:06Speaker 03

  No.

• 46:06Speaker 02

  100%, yeah.

• 46:07Speaker 04

  You're not fitting D in your little mouth.

• 46:09Speaker 03

  You don't know what the-

• 46:10Speaker 04

  Look how big that chip is.

• 46:11Speaker 03

  You don't know what the fuck this mouth can do when it comes to chips.

• 46:13Speaker 02

  I also, I could two-bite it.

• 46:15Speaker 04

  He's two-biting a salsa chip? Bro, it's about, first of all, you have A!

• 46:20Speaker 03

  I'm backing up a little bit. You're, I mean, I don't mind double dipping, but salsa chip, that thing is gonna turn to, a good chip is gonna turn to dust in your mouth.

• 46:28Speaker 02

  No, no, no. I mean, dude, like a Tostitos chip, they're fucking massive. You have to two-bite those.

• 46:33Speaker 03

  I mean, but that's why, C, you're messing up. That's why if you're getting a Tostitos corn chip, you get the scoopable. You can't-

• 46:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, I love scoop.

• 46:39Speaker 03

  You can't get the big fucking, like, this thing is like a hang glider.

• 46:42Speaker 02

  No, I know, but if I do have that, like, I'm two-biting that. You think I'm gonna shove that in my mouth with my fucking cobra?

• 46:47Speaker 04

  You can use A as a little submarine and the pocket, like a cannoli, will be filled in there.

• 46:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, but then you get so little, dude. You get so little.

• 46:55Speaker 02

  You didn't think I was gonna say A, right? You thought everyone was gonna say A?

• 46:59Speaker 04

  I thought it was at least-

• 47:00Speaker 03

  I mean, it's not even top three. I'm going A, I'm going D, and then B is a close second.

• 47:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:06Speaker 04

  You're just picking chips.

• 47:08Speaker 03

  That's the question!

• 47:09Speaker 04

  That's what we're doing! But B is just a chip.

• 47:12Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 47:13Speaker 04

  There's nothing good about it.

• 47:14Speaker 03

  I mean, no, there's some bend, there's some curves. She's a little curvy.

• 47:18Speaker 02

  When they invented the scoop, that was the peak of innovation.

• 47:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, I agree.

• 47:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's up there with the computer.

• 47:25Speaker 03

  Not, well, the scoopable, like, the one that looks like-

• 47:29Speaker 02

  Ridges.

• 47:29Speaker 03

  Ridges, but also, have you seen Frito's scoops? It's like a shovel.

• 47:34Speaker 02

  No.

• 47:34Speaker 03

  Pull up Frito's scoops and just show him. It's honestly peak chip design because this thing is literally used to shovel French onion dip into my goddamn mouth.

• 47:47Speaker 02

  It kind of looks like a shell mac and cheese.

• 47:51Speaker 03

  Hell, yeah, dude.

• 47:52Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 47:53Speaker 03

  That's perfect!

• 47:54Speaker 02

  No.

• 47:54Speaker 03

  What do you mean, no?

• 47:55Speaker 02

  Also, Fritos are nasty, bro.

• 47:57Speaker 03

  Come on, now.

• 47:57Speaker 02

  I don't like Fritos.

• 47:58Speaker 03

  Come on, now! Fritos are such a good chip.

• 48:01Speaker 02

  No, they aren't.

• 48:02Speaker 03

  They're so delicious!

• 48:03Speaker 02

  They're like a D tier.

• 48:05Speaker 03

  What?

• 48:06Speaker 02

  Fritos are ass.

• 48:07Speaker 03

  So then, give me your, give me your top chip.

• 48:11Speaker 02

  For like salsa?

• 48:12Speaker 03

  I mean, we know it's a Tostitos, like a scoopable.

• 48:14Speaker 02

  It's a Tostitos scoop.

• 48:15Speaker 04

  What is it?

• 48:16Speaker 02

  Um, yeah, what the fuck are we doing now? Hoops?

• 48:18Speaker 03

  Who is this? Fritos is getting out of control. Although, you might like that, Joey, because you like sucking things.

• 48:23Speaker 02

  I like, yeah, I do. And then barbecue, too.

• 48:26Speaker 03

  I hate, I think-

• 48:27Speaker 02

  They got a bad rating, buddy.

• 48:28Speaker 04

  Not rated very high.

• 48:28Speaker 03

  Barbecue as a flavor is so dogshit.

• 48:33Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 48:33Speaker 03

  So dogshit, dude.

• 48:35Speaker 02

  That's not true.

• 48:35Speaker 03

  I will say this.

• 48:37Speaker 05

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• 49:06Speaker 03

  These people that do like chocolate-covered potato chips, I will-

• 49:11Speaker 02

  Never even heard of them.

• 49:11Speaker 03

  You've never seen those?

• 49:12Speaker 02

  No.

• 49:13Speaker 03

  Oh, there's like some chocolatiers and like candy shops that do it.

• 49:17Speaker 02

  Never heard of, like that?

• 49:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, basically. I mean, that's a corn chip. I'm thinking potato chips.

• 49:22Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 49:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't, I'm not into corn chips, I don't think.

• 49:26Speaker 03

  I mean, you just said you like Tostitos.

• 49:28Speaker 02

  Oh, never mind.

• 49:30Speaker 02

  What, yeah.

• 49:31Speaker 04

  I don't like chocolate-covered pretzels.

• 49:34Speaker 03

  Oh, I like chocolate-covered pretzels.

• 49:35Speaker 04

  That's a hot take.

• 49:36Speaker 02

  Is it? I just don't like pretzels that are like hard.

• 49:38Speaker 03

  Mmm.

• 49:39Speaker 04

  Those are the best pretzels?

• 49:40Speaker 02

  No.

• 49:40Speaker 03

  Oh, like a super, like those thick sourdough pretzels that like-

• 49:45Speaker 02

  I don't like that.

• 49:45Speaker 03

  I like them.

• 49:46Speaker 04

  You never had a box of like pretzel logs and you just sucked the salt off?

• 49:49Speaker 02

  No, those I actually enjoy. I like the pretzel logs, but like, the ones that look like pretzels, like the pretzel design, but they're like thicker and like dark, and they're like hard.

• 49:59Speaker 03

  Yeah. We just had those at the house. They're good, man.

• 50:02Speaker 02

  I don't like them.

• 50:02Speaker 03

  I used to love taking the pretzels and just go digging to the bottom of the bag and just eating the salt.

• 50:09Speaker 02

  Like the rods?

• 50:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:11Speaker 02

  The rods, I would go down there and I would like pinch it like it's fish food and I would put it in my mouth.

• 50:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, just like sprinkle it like solpe in your mouth. I can't believe you went with A, dude.

• 50:20Speaker 02

  A's crazy, dude.

• 50:20Speaker 03

  That is so unbelievably bad.

• 50:22Speaker 02

  That's a horrible answer.

• 50:23Speaker 03

  That's not even like-

• 50:24Speaker 04

  I think I'll get backed up here.

• 50:26Speaker 02

  A? I don't think anyone's gonna like A.

• 50:28Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 50:28Speaker 02

  Bro, D is like, you can get the most, like, on your dip with that out of all of those. A, you're getting nothing, buddy.

• 50:36Speaker 04

  You're not thinking about the shoving of it in there.

• 50:40Speaker 02

  I am, that's the only redeeming quality it has, and it's not even big enough to fit anything.

• 50:43Speaker 04

  And now you can eat it like this? You don't have to like-

• 50:47Speaker 02

  You know, I'm good. I could do that.

• 50:49Speaker 03

  There's something nice, there's something nice about having to like be like a python and like wrap my mouth around this chip.

• 50:59Speaker 02

  Lucky, man. Good for you.

• 51:01Speaker 03

  I, I just think like it's like a challenge. Like I'm, I'm better than you food, you know? I will tell you this, I don't know if you feel this way. We, you know, Maeve loves chips and salsa. Like for snacks, she'll sit there with chips and salsa. But sometimes like a piece of the chip will break off in the salsa. And then I find it when I'm having it. I'm like, ew, what the fuck is this?

• 51:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:22Speaker 03

  It's just like, it's like a tar, like, you know, when they find like a dinosaur in a tar pit? And it's like, this was a dinosaur once. This was respectable. Now it's a goddamn wet, disgusting chip.

• 51:33Speaker 02

  I don't get the reference, but I understand the chip part.

• 51:35Speaker 03

  You don't know, you've never seen or heard of that?

• 51:37Speaker 02

  Like a tar pit?

• 51:38Speaker 03

  You've never heard like they found like shit in tar pits and like-

• 51:41Speaker 02

  What's a tar pit?

• 51:42Speaker 03

  A pit of tar.

• 51:43Speaker 02

  Why would that exist?

• 51:45Speaker 03

  Cause tar is like a naturally occurring thing.

• 51:47Speaker 02

  Oh, like that? I thought you meant like, nevermind. I don't know what I'm thinking.

• 51:51Speaker 03

  Tar is like a real thing in the world.

• 51:53Speaker 02

  Right, right, right. What's a tar pit? It's a pit of tar. And what's funny, what's funny is that's a good, like that is what it is.

• 51:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is what it is. This is, this is the kind of stuff that people come to the show for.

• 52:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:03Speaker 03

  You know, I can't believe. I think I'm gonna have some A riders, but-

• 52:08Speaker 02

  No.

• 52:09Speaker 03

  You're-

• 52:09Speaker 02

  We're gonna have some D riders.

• 52:11Speaker 03

  I was gonna say, if you have any, we're gonna get the D riders for sure.

• 52:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude.

• 52:14Speaker 03

  There is no one that is riding for C.

• 52:16Speaker 02

  Oh man, a lot of people like tiny chips.

• 52:17Speaker 03

  How would you guys rank, uh, queso, salsa, guac?

• 52:23Speaker 02

  And then I'll throw in onion dip as well.

• 52:25Speaker 03

  Oh, spinach dip?

• 52:27Speaker 02

  No.

• 52:28Speaker 03

  Fuck.

• 52:28Speaker 02

  Hard choke dip? No.

• 52:30Speaker 03

  I do love a crab dip.

• 52:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, those are great.

• 52:33Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 52:34Speaker 02

  Queso, salsa, onion dip.

• 52:37Speaker 03

  What else I say?

• 52:38Speaker 02

  Guac.

• 52:38Speaker 03

  Guac.

• 52:40Speaker 02

  Onion dip, queso, salsa, guac.

• 52:42Speaker 03

  What?

• 52:43Speaker 02

  Guac last?

• 52:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:44Speaker 02

  Wait, what'd you say?

• 52:45Speaker 03

  Who the fuck are you dude?

• 52:45Speaker 02

  Onion dip, queso, salsa, guac.

• 52:48Speaker 03

  I think, I'm not even kidding. I think I'm going the exact opposite of yours. I think I'm going guac, salsa, queso, onion dip, and I love each of them in abundance.

• 52:59Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm not doing that. I think I would go first. I would probably say

• 53:05Speaker 02

  it's really close between salsa and guac. One of those are one two, and I'm putting queso last.

• 53:11Speaker 03

  I like queso.

• 53:12Speaker 02

  I like it, but like, I'd rather the onion dip.

• 53:16Speaker 03

  I agree.

• 53:16Speaker 02

  Queso's like, whatever to me. It gets old.

• 53:20Speaker 03

  Really?

• 53:20Speaker 02

  Three chips into queso, I'm like alright.

• 53:22Speaker 03

  You, you've expressed though, like you can't have too, too much cheese though. So I could understand why that would bother you.

• 53:26Speaker 02

  I just don't think it's an interesting taste. The rest are more interesting.

• 53:29Speaker 03

  It's, it's interesting when they put a little spice in there.

• 53:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, like a spicy queso.

• 53:33Speaker 03

  Like a spicy queso with like, you know, I've even had some people that put like salsa on top of queso? And like you can kind of mix them together a little bit?

• 53:41Speaker 02

  Like a layered dip?

• 53:42Speaker 03

  Fuck that, in its little tiny thing.

• 53:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:46Speaker 03

  Yo, Espo's mom with that-

• 53:48Speaker 02

  Yo, she makes crazy layer.

• 53:50Speaker 03

  Espo's mom makes like a taco layered dip.

• 53:53Speaker 02

  It's in a pan like this.

• 53:54Speaker 03

  Yo, and, and I would, I literally would just put a chip at one end and drive across country.

• 54:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:00Speaker 03

  It is so good.

• 54:02Speaker 02

  It's a good dip.

• 54:03Speaker 03

  You, you, you, you like refried beans?

• 54:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:07Speaker 02

  I used to have this thing, um-

• 54:09Speaker 03

  They're a little farty.

• 54:11Speaker 02

  But I would have them like wrapped up kind of. It was like these little things where it was like refried beans and then maybe some sour cream and like cheese? And then you just roll them up. I used to crush them.

• 54:20Speaker 03

  Refried beans, man. I mean, I love beans.

• 54:23Speaker 02

  What does that even mean? Like what is it?

• 54:24Speaker 03

  I think that you have to like re-cook beans and then mash them. Mash it up?

• 54:30Speaker 02

  It's just, it's just mashed beans?

• 54:33Speaker 03

  I think that they're probably, there's more to it, but I imagine.

• 54:38Speaker 02

  Cause it just, it kind of looks like it's just like a paste.

• 54:40Speaker 03

  So wait, you put what, what at the top?

• 54:42Speaker 02

  It's, it's the, like a, like a little tortilla or whatever?

• 54:45Speaker 03

  No, no, no. Like your, your rankings of what you said.

• 54:49Speaker 02

  It's so tough because like a really, really good guac, I think is probably better than a salsa, but salsa is more consistent. Like a chunky salsa. So I may go salsa first, then guac, then onion dip, then queso.

• 55:05Speaker 03

  Do you like your guac chunky or just creamy?

• 55:11Speaker 02

  Like chunks of, of, uh-

• 55:12Speaker 03

  Avocado.

• 55:14Speaker 02

  No, I like it to be-

• 55:15Speaker 03

  You like it pretty creamy?

• 55:16Speaker 02

  But I like it when it has like, you know, a little shit on it and like some red dust and shit.

• 55:21Speaker 03

  Oh, like they like sprinkle a little like chili powder on it just for like he, he's ha-ha's?

• 55:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I like when it's in the fucking thing.

• 55:28Speaker 03

  Yo, you know what's coming up? And like, and, and like they're such a different, first of all, I've never had a store bought guac and been like, mm, they all suck. But like, you know what's on the rise for me? Hummus, dude.

• 55:44Speaker 02

  Hummus is great.

• 55:45Speaker 03

  Dude, but like a, cause like store bought hummus is garbage.

• 55:50Speaker 02

  I also think they're, they're good. Like a red pepper.

• 55:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, but like, once you, once you, once you get a taste of the nectar from the poisonous tree, you're just like, eh, chickpeas. Yeah, but I mean like, once you have like a proper, like super like creamy, thin hummus, then you're like, whoa, now we're talking.

• 56:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, obviously things made fresh are way better. Don't like hummus. You don't like hummus?

• 56:16Speaker 03

  That's not a surprise.

• 56:16Speaker 02

  No.

• 56:17Speaker 03

  What about tabbouleh? Do you like tabbouleh?

• 56:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, all that. Like if I go to a restaurant and they have all that stuff or they offer like, you know, we have pita and all these dips. I'm like, bring all the fucking dips.

• 56:27Speaker 03

  Hell yeah, brother.

• 56:28Speaker 02

  Get all the dips, get all the fucking pita.

• 56:29Speaker 03

  Hell yeah, oh.

• 56:32Speaker 02

  I'll do you one better. Don't know what that is.

• 56:34Speaker 03

  What? It's just like parsley and sometimes there's eggplant and tomato and garlic a little sometimes. It's good to dip your, your chip in hummus and then put this on top of it.

• 56:48Speaker 02

  Baba ganoush?

• 56:49Speaker 03

  Yo, the ganoush goes crazy.

• 56:52Speaker 02

  Do you like baba ganoush? No shot.

• 56:56Speaker 03

  Can't keep up.

• 56:57Speaker 02

  Have you been to like an Indian restaurant?

• 57:00Speaker 03

  This is more like Mediterranean.

• 57:01Speaker 02

  No, it is, but I'm just like-

• 57:02Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 57:03Speaker 02

  Picturing that you're like, I just, you haven't been there.

• 57:05Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 57:05Speaker 02

  Or like a Lebanese or like a Thai or like-

• 57:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:09Speaker 02

  You know what I'm saying?

• 57:09Speaker 03

  You don't strike me as adventurous with your food.

• 57:11Speaker 02

  I'm adventurous. Have you gone to a restaurant that's like they serve and then a country that is not this one? Uh, anytime I go anywhere with you guys.

• 57:23Speaker 03

  That's it?

• 57:24Speaker 02

  That's it. Pretty much, yeah.

• 57:25Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 57:25Speaker 02

  Cause you guys big on that.

• 57:27Speaker 03

  I mean-

• 57:28Speaker 02

  Big on, big on, I'm trying to read the menu and I have to point.

• 57:31Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 57:31Speaker 02

  Yeah. You guys are big on that.

• 57:32Speaker 03

  That's fair. That's fair. I went to one the other day that was, it was, it, they made it very specific that it's not fusion, but it's like Peruvian food or Japanese food cooked the Peruvian way or vice versa. Beat the brakes off me.

• 57:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:50Speaker 03

  Absolutely just tore me to shreds.

• 57:52Speaker 02

  Love that.

• 57:53Speaker 03

  You don't strike me as like you would go to like,

• 57:57Speaker 03

  put it like this, if there was like a new, like Lebanese restaurant or, or like something like that, you would be like, I'm just gonna go to Rainforest Cafe.

• 58:09Speaker 02

  If that's an option?

• 58:12Speaker 02

  I'll go.

• 58:13Speaker 03

  You're going to RC.

• 58:14Speaker 02

  I'm not going by myself. I like, I like, I'm adventurous with you guys. Do you know what happened to him at dinner yesterday?

• 58:20Speaker 03

  No, what? What happened at dinner?

• 58:22Speaker 02

  We all ordered food. Like, let's say Greg started and then it came around to me. I pointed at the item I wanted and the waitress just like substituted his full meal with what I said.

• 58:34Speaker 03

  No, that's not what happened dude.

• 58:35Speaker 02

  I thought that is what I said.

• 58:36Speaker 03

  No, no, no. What happened? Oh, is it, this is a topic of contention?

• 58:39Speaker 02

  No, it's not. I forgot this actually happened. They just forgot my food. They forgot to give me my food. I ordered a pasta dish, but you like said you wanted it and then you wanted to switch it. So she's like, oh, that instead of the cavatelli? And you're like, yeah. So then I think she crossed out, that's cause that's what I ordered, and then she got him his.

• 58:58Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 58:58Speaker 02

  And then he's just like, I always get blamed for everything. I'm like, no one's saying anything. I had no reaction to that. No, I'm saying she said like, well, you said not to do the cavatelli, whatever it was.

• 59:06Speaker 03

  Oh, right.

• 59:07Speaker 02

  She blamed me.

• 59:08Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 59:08Speaker 02

  And I was like, I don't know like why me ordering my food made, made his food not come. You know what I mean?

• 59:14Speaker 03

  Wait, she like said like, oh, it's his fault?

• 59:17Speaker 02

  No, she was explaining why she was confused, I'm assuming. She was just like, oh, you said this and that's why I thought that.

• 59:23Speaker 03

  Oh, so like, she blamed you, the server. The server was just like, I, I didn't bring out your food because of this fucking idiot right here.

• 59:31Speaker 02

  It's what, it's what it felt like. Didn't you, didn't you say something about that first? No, I just said I wanted this and I pointed to what I wanted. No, I mean like when she showed up and like, we were like, oh, you forgot one more.

• 59:43Speaker 03

  I love how he says like, yeah, I get adventurous with food and I eat different places as if you guys, it sounds like you just went to an Italian restaurant.

• 59:50Speaker 02

  We went to a bar, yeah. Oh yeah, no, I'm not talking about that specific. I just, it made me think of that. And then we all ate and we were all knowing our meals and then his meal came.

• 59:57Speaker 03

  Do you get over, are you one of those people, are you one of those people that pre-looks at the menu or do you show up like, I'm raw dogging this shit?

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• 1:02:36Speaker 03

  So the question that I was posing was to Ant, cause I think I know your answer. Do you, when you know you're going to a restaurant? Take a look at the menu beforehand in order to get a, a sense of what you might get, or do you just get in there and then figure it out?

• 1:02:53Speaker 02

  I don't think it's, I do look if it's days away. Like it's like, oh, we're going somewhere on Saturday. Like I'll look. It's not really, I don't know why I do it. It's not really to like be prepared or get it, get it, get it.

• 1:03:05Speaker 03

  Ah, I missed it.

• 1:03:06Speaker 02

  It's not really to be prepared or anything. It's more just, I kinda just like looking. Is that a weird thing?

• 1:03:12Speaker 03

  Do you pick out what you're gonna eat? Or you just check it out? Cause I'll, I'll check it out sometimes, but I'm not gonna like pick what I'm getting.

• 1:03:18Speaker 02

  Yeah. Cause it, it depends on the day. Like I don't know what future Antonio is gonna want.

• 1:03:22Speaker 03

  I, I, I really just, I wait until I get there.

• 1:03:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:26Speaker 03

  Unless like, if I like look up the place on like Google Maps to see like the drive or blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And they have pictures. I'll look at some of the pictures. I'll just be like, whoa, whoa. But like, I'm not gonna like read the menu and just be like, let's do this, this, this, this and this.

• 1:03:40Speaker 02

  No, I'll, I'll look just to get a general idea. If someone recommends a place like, oh, like we're gonna go to this place. I'll be like, all right, cool. What kind of food is it? Like if I asked that and it's like, oh, it's Mexican food. I'd be like, all right, cool. Like I won't really look. But if it's kind of like, uh, some funky shit, then I'll look and be like, okay, what do they got? And then check it out, but I won't make a decision. I'll make a decision there.

• 1:04:02Speaker 04

  I don't know if I wanna look, so I feel like I'll already judge the time I'm gonna have. Now that I'm thinking about it. Cause every time I look at the menu, I'm like, oh, this day's gonna suck.

• 1:04:09Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:04:10Speaker 04

  Sometimes.

• 1:04:10Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:04:11Speaker 02

  I enjoy every menu.

• 1:04:13Speaker 03

  I mean, there are some that are better than others.

• 1:04:16Speaker 02

  But like, I feel like on every menu.

• 1:04:17Speaker 03

  It takes, oh, I, I, it takes a lot for me to just be like, this isn't a good menu. If I've ever done that before.

• 1:04:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:23Speaker 04

  I, I do believe I agree with you where I think every restaurant, every menu, there is one thing that you'll get. Like you, you, you're not gonna hate. Every, like anywhere you'll go.

• 1:04:34Speaker 03

  Would you rather a super long menu or a super like limited menu?

• 1:04:40Speaker 02

  Limited.

• 1:04:40Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:04:41Speaker 02

  I, I, I know this is probably not true, but a very big menu. I think to me, it, it makes me feel like.

• 1:04:52Speaker 03

  They don't care.

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  It's not like, there's not a high quality. If there's so many things that you can get.

• 1:04:57Speaker 03

  I'm sure there are people in like the food industry that are saying like, yes, that is the general consensus.

• 1:05:02Speaker 02

  I mean, I don't, I don't know that, but that's what it feels like. It's like, all right, if you can make. You know, you're selling pizza and you're also selling filet mignon and you're also selling like.

• 1:05:11Speaker 03

  Well, that's why.

• 1:05:12Speaker 02

  This and that. I'm like, all right, this is a lot of stuff.

• 1:05:13Speaker 03

  That's why people talk about the fucking Cheesecake Factory is like, cause they have like a thousand menu items.

• 1:05:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's crazy.

• 1:05:21Speaker 03

  And it's like legitimately, it's like an eight page menu and it's just like. There's forty sandwiches and there's ten steak options. And then there's twenty-two pasta options and there is a lot of shit. I, I, I almost agree with you, but like I have no grounds to stand on. I've watched like three episodes of Kitchen Nightmares and I feel like I walk in and I'm just like. This is too long. They don't care about fucking anything.

• 1:05:47Speaker 02

  Gordon Ramsay loves a tiny menu.

• 1:05:49Speaker 03

  Okay. Well, I mean.

• 1:05:50Speaker 02

  I don't like a tiny menu, but I, I do like, you know. Five entrees is like the smallest. Four, I guess.

• 1:06:01Speaker 03

  I, five entrees is, that's nothing dude.

• 1:06:04Speaker 02

  I know, but like that, I'm saying that's like the smallest.

• 1:06:07Speaker 03

  I feel like.

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  I need a lot of apps.

• 1:06:10Speaker 03

  I need a lot of apps and call them, call them starters. Don't call them shareables. Don't call them. Even like appetizers, I'm fine with, but like call them, you know, the right name. Don't get cute with it.

• 1:06:24Speaker 03

  And then I need a, a, a red meat, a fish, chicken, pasta.

• 1:06:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:30Speaker 03

  You could break it up like that. You don't need to put it all under the same fucking, under the same list.

• 1:06:36Speaker 02

  Or I like when, when there's just like, okay, this restaurant has in total fourteen, fifteen items. That's it. And it's like, they're all just there. And they're like, as it gets closer to the bottom, the, the portions get bigger. These are more like, you know, you could get a couple for the table, blah, blah, blah. I don't mind that. I don't like when I got pages.

• 1:06:59Speaker 03

  I like pages.

• 1:07:00Speaker 02

  I think one turn. Like if there's this and then there's one turn, that's fine. If I'm turning again, this is insane.

• 1:07:06Speaker 03

  Also, I will say this. Put the dessert menu on the menu with everything else. Don't, don't be like, we gotta bring you a separate menu.

• 1:07:15Speaker 02

  Why?

• 1:07:16Speaker 03

  I wanna see when I'm ordering my food, like what I got. Up around the bend for me. You know what I mean? Like what's on the other side of the horizon? No. I mean, I am surprised when I see it the first time.

• 1:07:28Speaker 02

  But you're like, oh, you, you, it's gotta be a, I don't know. I like the dessert menu.

• 1:07:31Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:07:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:33Speaker 03

  It, it feels a little like, what? You weren't confident? You wanna show me from the beginning? Show me now. Show me when you, when I walk in.

• 1:07:40Speaker 02

  I actually think the opposite. I think that if I get a menu and there is dessert on it, unless it's a short menu. And it's like, here's everything. Uh, then I'm kind of like, what's going on?

• 1:07:50Speaker 03

  It's just an extra step to just be like, all right, now let me see the dessert menu. Just like I, I saw it originally. It's like, oh, this sounds good for dessert. Like let's, let's stew on that. Let's sit on that.

• 1:08:03Speaker 02

  Can't be thinking about dessert before appetizers?

• 1:08:05Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:08:06Speaker 02

  Can't do that.

• 1:08:07Speaker 03

  Bitch.

• 1:08:08Speaker 02

  Also, I, I really enjoy when they bring around, like I actually fuck with the way they do it on planes. On planes, they just roll the fucking dessert up to you.

• 1:08:16Speaker 03

  Everything comes out at the same time.

• 1:08:19Speaker 02

  Yeah. They're like, here's what we have. Like imagine you're at a restaurant and a little trolley pops over and it's like, here's the shit.

• 1:08:25Speaker 03

  Hmm. We were talking about going on a train ride. Like if you do that. Do you want a trolley?

• 1:08:30Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 1:08:31Speaker 03

  You want a trolley of snacks?

• 1:08:32Speaker 02

  I actually saw.

• 1:08:33Speaker 03

  I'll take the law.

• 1:08:35Speaker 02

  I saw a TikTok of a hotel in Scotland, I believe, where they have a. Traveling barman. So he'll knock on your door and he has a little trolley and you can order a drink and he makes like a fucking old fashioned for you. Here you go. And you go back to your room.

• 1:08:51Speaker 03

  I love old timey shit like that.

• 1:08:54Speaker 02

  Is it old timey?

• 1:08:55Speaker 03

  I love, I mean, it seems old timey.

• 1:08:57Speaker 02

  No, there was just like a voice. I was like, the traveling barman. I was like, damn, I kinda fuck with that.

• 1:09:01Speaker 03

  I do wanna go to a restaurant or a bar or something where they like chip the ice off of a big ice block.

• 1:09:11Speaker 02

  For what? Like a drink?

• 1:09:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:12Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:09:13Speaker 03

  Like they're just like, you want icing it? I'm like, yeah. And then they go and they just like fucking murder an ice block in like a back freezer. And then they just like put it in your glass.

• 1:09:20Speaker 02

  Bro, I could tell you when I was in Lisbon, I went to this place. I forget the, the name of it, but they were, they have perfectly clear ice blocks.

• 1:09:29Speaker 03

  I've seen those.

• 1:09:29Speaker 02

  They took them out and this woman just started cutting it. And she was like kinda struggling doing it. I'm like, this has gotta be the most annoying part of this job. Cause she's slicing this thing into a perfect rock. And then she like fucked one up. Then she had to get another one. And I'm like, I appreciate it. But my God.

• 1:09:45Speaker 03

  I mean, I, I like, I like nice ice. Like ice cubes.

• 1:09:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:51Speaker 03

  Whoa. Let me say that.

• 1:09:52Speaker 02

  Frank likes ice.

• 1:09:53Speaker 03

  Nope, stop.

• 1:09:54Speaker 02

  Heard it here first. He supports ice.

• 1:09:55Speaker 03

  No, no, no. Clip, clip, clip, clip. No.

• 1:09:58Speaker 02

  He said ice is nice and everything spice?

• 1:10:00Speaker 03

  No, stop. You know, I didn't say that. If anyone, the guy in the camo hat is.

• 1:10:06Speaker 02

  What does that mean?

• 1:10:07Speaker 03

  I don't know. It's only, it was a little hanging fruit. I had to.

• 1:10:10Speaker 02

  But yeah, I like a good ice block. I like also the Stamper thing where they make it like, here's our logo. Fuck with that.

• 1:10:16Speaker 03

  Well, when we did.

• 1:10:17Speaker 02

  You don't like the Stamper?

• 1:10:18Speaker 03

  It's just nothing. But see, what do you like? I'm, I'm still trying to learn a lot about you.

• 1:10:23Speaker 02

  Big, big ice guy, ice cubes.

• 1:10:26Speaker 03

  Stop it. Damn it, damn it, damn it.

• 1:10:28Speaker 02

  Big ice guy.

• 1:10:29Speaker 03

  Damn it. Ice cubes, ice cubes.

• 1:10:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:31Speaker 04

  Love ice cubes. Love ice cubes.

• 1:10:32Speaker 02

  I'm gonna get, I hate ice. How's that?

• 1:10:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, fuck that. Fuck ice. But ice cubes.

• 1:10:37Speaker 02

  Um.

• 1:10:38Speaker 03

  And ice cube.

• 1:10:39Speaker 02

  But like, if you went to a cocktail bar and they just put like fucking regular like ice cubes in there, you wouldn't be like, you'd be like, all right, whatever.

• 1:10:48Speaker 03

  There are certain ice cubes that if I got out, I would be like, where am I?

• 1:10:52Speaker 02

  The half moon ice cubes. If I got that in my drink, I'd be like, the fuck is going on? It's like, did you get this from my fridge? The fuck is this? No, I don't want that.

• 1:11:01Speaker 03

  Fully agree.

• 1:11:02Speaker 02

  I need either a big block or you need blocks or that one skinny one.

• 1:11:08Speaker 03

  I'm not, I'm not.

• 1:11:08Speaker 02

  I fucking hate that one though.

• 1:11:10Speaker 03

  I'm not in for the skinny one because it, it's such a like.

• 1:11:12Speaker 02

  It hits my face.

• 1:11:13Speaker 03

  It, not only does it hit your face, but like it's such a like, it's like catfishing the drink. You know, like the long skinny one, because then you're like, oh, I got this big drink and you take it out and it's like a little.

• 1:11:24Speaker 02

  I mean, the, the, the, the amount of drink in your drink is, is the same.

• 1:11:28Speaker 03

  I know, but I don't, I don't like, like, at least let me see that it's a smaller drink. Don't give me, don't catfish me. You know what I mean? That's like, I don't want that shit.

• 1:11:36Speaker 04

  You ever see the videos? Cause if it's a bunch of ice cubes, if I take out one ice cube, the drink still looks the same. You ever see the videos where they take out the big?

• 1:11:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

• 1:11:45Speaker 04

  It's like, don't let me be able to do that.

• 1:11:48Speaker 02

  I mean, if you watch a bartender make it, there's like a total of like five ounces that go into every drink.

• 1:11:53Speaker 03

  We went to a place recently and they had the stamped, uh, ice cube. And we were just like, now.

• 1:11:59Speaker 02

  Damn, I might steal that.

• 1:12:00Speaker 03

  Now we're talking. And it was like an, and it wasn't like a, it was just like a piece of brass.

• 1:12:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're heavy.

• 1:12:07Speaker 03

  And it was like on like a leather handle. And we were just like, yeah, we might steal this shit.

• 1:12:11Speaker 02

  Just palm some cubes and throw them in my drink.

• 1:12:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, but like, come on. Dude, you have to like.

• 1:12:18Speaker 02

  That's like saying that you don't care that you don't have a bed frame. I'm just gonna, I'm just sleeping there.

• 1:12:22Speaker 03

  Do you, uh, oh.

• 1:12:23Speaker 02

  I would say it's not the same.

• 1:12:24Speaker 03

  I, I think it is the same.

• 1:12:26Speaker 02

  I feel like.

• 1:12:26Speaker 03

  I think it is the same. I'm gonna get, we're gonna gang up on you.

• 1:12:28Speaker 04

  We could just make points.

• 1:12:29Speaker 02

  But aren't there certain parts where you're like, you have to appreciate the little extra like, oh, that's nice.

• 1:12:36Speaker 03

  Cause you're either like, you're either like, you don't care or you care too much about things. And I don't understand, like, it's hard to figure out what you're gonna feel on certain topics.

• 1:12:45Speaker 02

  Also, not every place has the stamp on the ice. Obviously like you're going to a cocktail bar. They may go, uh, the extra mile to elevate this drink. I'm not gonna be like, just put a fucking ice cube in there. Like.

• 1:12:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, palm a bunch of ice.

• 1:13:00Speaker 02

  If I'm at a bar and I'm getting a margarita and they're like trying to do that while everyone else is trying to order beers and stuff, then I'd be like, all right, just fucking put ice in it. But if you're going to like a place. Alright.

• 1:13:13Speaker 03

  It's crazy. It's crazy. It's so hard to get a read on you.

• 1:13:16Speaker 02

  I'm gonna get you one day.

• 1:13:17Speaker 04

  What does that mean?

• 1:13:18Speaker 02

  One day, you're gonna, you're gonna turn into like-

• 1:13:20Speaker 03

  You're gonna turn him out one day?

• 1:13:21Speaker 02

  There's gonna be like a bougie-ness to you.

• 1:13:23Speaker 04

  You think so?

• 1:13:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:24Speaker 04

  If I hang out here?

• 1:13:25Speaker 02

  Once I get a Hugo Sprintz in, yeah, forget it.

• 1:13:26Speaker 03

  I saw you posted a Hugo the other day and I was just like, oh boy. Yeah, you know what? We might get him one day. Do me a favor. Hold your hands up. What about the other one?

• 1:13:36Speaker 02

  Ring? What's going on?

• 1:13:39Speaker 03

  It's on his wrist.

• 1:13:40Speaker 02

  Oh, he has a watch?

• 1:13:41Speaker 03

  He got that bitch.

• 1:13:42Speaker 04

  It's a watch?

• 1:13:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, but there'll be a, there'll be a time. You're gonna be like, ooh.

• 1:13:47Speaker 03

  I'm gonna be like, no stamp?

• 1:13:49Speaker 02

  No stamp?

• 1:13:50Speaker 03

  What kind of establishment? Where, where, where the hell do I even think I am?

• 1:13:53Speaker 02

  This is gonna be like, you changed, man.

• 1:13:55Speaker 03

  No fucking stamp?

• 1:13:56Speaker 02

  You changed.

• 1:13:57Speaker 03

  No, but like, it's like, once there are certain parts of it that you're just like, oh, alright, hold on. Now that I, but, cause no, we wouldn't go to a normal bar and just be like, what the fuck is this? Like-

• 1:14:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, like a dive bar and you're like-

• 1:14:09Speaker 03

  I'm not a-

• 1:14:09Speaker 02

  No stamp in my beer?

• 1:14:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, or like, they put the thing, I was at a bar in, uh, Boston where they put a thing on top of the Guinness. It was like a little dog rocking out.

• 1:14:18Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:14:19Speaker 02

  Oh, like a little picture?

• 1:14:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's cool.

• 1:14:20Speaker 03

  You know where I wanna get one day and I never have? You, have you ever seen those commercials where people like wipe the extra foam with like a special foam wiping knife?

• 1:14:28Speaker 02

  Oh, you're not supposed to do that.

• 1:14:29Speaker 03

  But it's like-

• 1:14:30Speaker 02

  Well, for Guinness.

• 1:14:31Speaker 03

  No, not for Guinness. I think it's done for, I think it's like Stella.

• 1:14:34Speaker 02

  Oh, you just slap it?

• 1:14:35Speaker 03

  And no, they like, they like wipe the foam away. That seems cool. I also, we've said this, we are, we are still on the hunt for a proper bar that throws an ice cold mug down the bar.

• 1:14:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 1:14:50Speaker 03

  It might happen.

• 1:14:51Speaker 02

  You just gotta go to Oktoberfest for that. It's gotta be like a sturdy glass.

• 1:14:56Speaker 03

  I also think that, just like, what happened to just big old fucking mugs?

• 1:15:01Speaker 02

  Steins?

• 1:15:02Speaker 03

  Not just a Stein, but like the glass mug that is like forty pounds? You know what I'm talking about?

• 1:15:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, they have them. Uh, when I was in Idaho, I went to a bar, Grumpy's, and they had like big chalices. And there's a bar in, in Brooklyn, uh, called Rockerola that has like big, heavy, we went there.

• 1:15:19Speaker 04

  The deviled eggs place?

• 1:15:21Speaker 02

  Yes, that's the deviled eggs place.

• 1:15:23Speaker 04

  Pickled eggs, sorry, pickled eggs.

• 1:15:24Speaker 02

  Pickled eggs. Well, you thought, well, Danny thought it was deviled eggs and it was pickled eggs. And he ate them anyway and it was absolutely disgusting.

• 1:15:30Speaker 03

  I like pickled eggs. I've had them.

• 1:15:32Speaker 04

  They're just sitting in a jar.

• 1:15:33Speaker 02

  But they give out big, like, thick glasses that you're like, yo, I could kill someone with this. Like, those are the only two places that I like, know, but like, they exist. Also, uh, House and Hall? Have you been there? Do you know House and Hall? It's like a indoor/outdoor, you would fuck with it kinda, actually.

• 1:15:48Speaker 04

  Love an indoor-outdoor.

• 1:15:48Speaker 02

  Cause you're like inside, but then you're also like, feels like outdoor. But there was one time, I think it was someone's birthday, Danny was there.

• 1:15:57Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:15:57Speaker 04

  Who, Danny?

• 1:15:58Speaker 02

  Lo Priore.

• 1:15:59Speaker 04

  Oh, okay, not mine.

• 1:16:00Speaker 02

  They had a thing, they had a thing there that night where, you know, you, you could like, um, it's like a QR code and then you take a picture and it could potentially go up there?

• 1:16:09Speaker 03

  I was, I was there. We went, yeah, we went for, um, I think it was Davino's birthday.

• 1:16:14Speaker 02

  Was it?

• 1:16:15Speaker 03

  And I, I had, he kept posting pictures. I kept taking pictures of them coming up. And like, the first one was just like, I'm finally enjoying my night out. Fuck you, dad. And then like twelve others of his posted like on the screen. That put, so then, yes, I have been to House and Hall with you guys.

• 1:16:30Speaker 02

  I think they have big things too, big cups, I think.

• 1:16:33Speaker 03

  I don't remember.

• 1:16:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was posting like, looking crying, just like, yo, my, my, I wish my dad was here or something like that.

• 1:16:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:40Speaker 02

  Um-

• 1:16:40Speaker 04

  We should go to a place and get a liter Stein.

• 1:16:43Speaker 02

  What does that look like?

• 1:16:44Speaker 03

  What's that?

• 1:16:45Speaker 04

  Oh, like a liter of beer, like the big mug, like the giant one?

• 1:16:49Speaker 02

  Tall things?

• 1:16:50Speaker 03

  I mean-

• 1:16:50Speaker 02

  Oh, the ones that come with like a-

• 1:16:52Speaker 04

  No, I said Stein.

• 1:16:53Speaker 03

  Oh, I saw something recently on TikTok where it's like, you go to a place, I forgot how much it costs. But I was like, yo, this is insanely worth it. And then for two hours, you get unlimited Guinness tap.

• 1:17:03Speaker 03

  That's a lot of Guinness, uh, Guinness, dude.

• 1:17:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, you go with a group.

• 1:17:06Speaker 03

  But that's crazy. I mean, think about, in two hours, see, I wouldn't be able to do something like that because I would be like, I need to drink enough to offset whatever I'm paying for this.

• 1:17:16Speaker 02

  Well, you would. That's why, it's like, super worth it.

• 1:17:19Speaker 03

  I mean, how much is it? For two hours?

• 1:17:20Speaker 02

  I don't remember.

• 1:17:21Speaker 03

  Say it's, let's say two hundred bucks.

• 1:17:24Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:17:25Speaker 03

  I would have to, as an individual, drink enough Guinness.

• 1:17:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, but how hard is that? I mean, Guinness, you, you would have to drink in two hours like five beers.

• 1:17:32Speaker 03

  No, I know that, I know I can do that. I'm not saying it's hard. But I'm not right for that situation because I will drink way too much.

• 1:17:40Speaker 02

  I mean-

• 1:17:41Speaker 03

  You know what I'm saying? Where it's just like, alright, I need to have five beers in two hours. I'd be like, here's ten.

• 1:17:46Speaker 02

  Uh, there are some bars that there's a tap like built into the, the chair, or the table.

• 1:17:52Speaker 03

  And it like calculates how much you actually use or something like that?

• 1:17:55Speaker 02

  I don't really know how that works. I assume you just like pay-

• 1:17:58Speaker 03

  I'm sure it's like on like a smart thing where it's just like, you guys used, you filled your beers up-

• 1:18:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:04Speaker 03

  Five times, so this is your charge.

• 1:18:06Speaker 02

  I kinda like that idea.

• 1:18:08Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 1:18:11Speaker 04

  We should do that. That sounds cool.

• 1:18:12Speaker 02

  It does. I, there was like a, is it a steakhouse? There's something that does it, but it's not Guinness. It's like other beers that are like in the table. And I was like, oh, that's cool, but I've never done it.

• 1:18:25Speaker 03

  Have you ever gotten one of the like lightning thing beers where you like put it down and it fills it up from the bottom?

• 1:18:31Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:18:32Speaker 04

  Dude, when I first saw those, I'll, I'll pull up a clip. I thought that was legitimately magic.

• 1:18:38Speaker 02

  How does it fill it?

• 1:18:40Speaker 04

  The cup, like-

• 1:18:41Speaker 03

  It has like a plastic thing on the bottom and like you put it in and there's like a, like a fill. So it goes like that and it lifts the plastic thing up and it fills beer from the bottom. And then when you pull it away, it like seals it.

• 1:18:53Speaker 04

  So technically, if you like fingered the bottom, it would all come out?

• 1:18:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:58Speaker 02

  I don't feel like that's necessary. Yeah, you're going from the top.

• 1:19:01Speaker 03

  I mean, i- i- it was like, it looked pretty cool, but then I know that there's like science behind, have you ever seen the thing where John Taffer? He's like, this is what happens when you don't pour your beer properly. And, and he puts like a napkin in a beer. You know what I'm talking about? And it like starts to fizz up and he's like, that happens in your stomach. This is not good. Like this guy, he fucking, this guy, he goes, he goes back and forth quick, brother.

• 1:19:30Speaker 02

  This is it?

• 1:19:32Speaker 03

  Good looking beer.

• 1:19:33Speaker 04

  Watch, watch. So they put it down in a little flap and whoa, yeah, I thought that was magic.

• 1:19:39Speaker 03

  I mean, you would have to be really dumb to think that's magic. I think the answer's pretty clear.

• 1:19:44Speaker 02

  I mean, it's cool. I think the answer's pretty clear. It's a you thing in your brain, I think. Um, I went, whoa.

• 1:19:51Speaker 03

  Let's get John Taffer on this show. And let's just drink with John Taffer. To be like, John, what do you think about this?

• 1:19:59Speaker 02

  We're just drinking Steins the whole time?

• 1:20:01Speaker 03

  Just drinking Steins and he's telling us, you know, just screaming at us about like, or let's bring him to like, I got no, no, I have no idea for John Taffer.

• 1:20:13Speaker 02

  Well, there you have it, folks. Uh, I think that's our episode for today. Uh, Frank, where can they find you?

• 1:20:19Speaker 03

  Uh, the Frank Alvarez, uh, all over social media. Uh, uh, I did the, uh, uh, official Marvel Countdown to Avengers Doomsday podcast, which you could check out on Disney Plus and YouTube and audio, uh, options as well. And then Patreon.com slash The Basement Yard, San Agato Studios.com for the new merch, Basement Yard.com slash Submit for those pictures. So many, so many, so many, so many places.

• 1:20:45Speaker 02

  And?

• 1:20:46Speaker 04

  You can find me at Ant Prisco on TikTok and Instagram.

• 1:20:48Speaker 02

  Yep, and go follow me at Joe San Agato. Go follow the show at The Basement Yard on TikTok and Instagram, and that is all. See you next time.

• 1:20:54Speaker 03

  Hey.