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2:02 Speaker 04 Buddy, welcome to the Adam Friedland Show. This is January, January 13th. That's a good, isn't that, that's a, is that a day? What is that day? It's the 7th day, a week after January 6th. Okay, but is it like a, isn't January 13th like a special day?
2:23 Speaker 05 That's somebody's birthday.
2:25 Speaker 04 Yeah, I think it's Beyonce's birthday.
2:27 Speaker 05 Is that Beyonce's birthday?
2:28 Speaker 04 I, I think so. Uh, joining us today is Mandel?
2:33 Speaker 05 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:35 Speaker 04 Mandel.
2:36 Speaker 05 Just Mandel, bro.
2:37 Speaker 04 Oh, you don't have a last name?
2:38 Speaker 05 Yeah, just going artist with it.
2:40 Speaker 04 Okay, cool.
2:40 Speaker 05 Yeah, full-blown, man.
2:42 Speaker 04 Was there like another Mandel? And so you didn't want to?
2:45 Speaker 05 No, it's, it's really-
2:46 Speaker 04 Mandel's a Jewish name, though.
2:47 Speaker 05 Really?
2:48 Speaker 04 Yeah, that's like a Hasid name.
2:50 Speaker 05 Interesting, cuz it's really the, the Mandel man. I really am the Mandel man, but then people find that too ridiculous, so it just became Mandel.
2:58 Speaker 04 What's Mandel man?
3:00 Speaker 05 Uh, I'm just a Mandel man.
3:02 Speaker 04 But like, what does that mean?
3:04 Speaker 05 Oh, Mandel means man sandal.
3:07 Speaker 04 Oh, okay.
3:08 Speaker 05 Yeah.
3:09 Speaker 04 But is that any different than, like, what kind, what is a man sandal?
3:12 Speaker 05 Like the closed-toe sandal that like, somebody like will barbecue in.
3:18 Speaker 04 Oh, like a slipper?
3:19 Speaker 05 No, but it's, it, no, you can go sling back or slide in with it.
3:23 Speaker 04 Like a croc?
3:24 Speaker 05 No, kinda, more leather, more like a Stacy Adams, like a leather type shoe.
3:32 Speaker 04 Okay.
3:32 Speaker 05 You get what I'm saying, like a, like something that you would wear with a-
3:34 Speaker 04 But you're not, you're wearing Forces.
3:36 Speaker 05 Yeah, but I mean, we, as artists, we ever changing, man.
3:39 Speaker 04 Got it, that's a good point. Are you gonna change your name to-
3:41 Speaker 05 Artists, we always changing, bro.
3:42 Speaker 04 To Force?
3:43 Speaker 05 Mmm, that's hard.
3:45 Speaker 04 Yeah, you should make a Mandel Force.
3:47 Speaker 05 Man, I wanna do a, I wanna do a Mandel with an air bubble in it, like the Air Max.
3:52 Speaker 04 Okay. Not like the Reebok pump.
3:55 Speaker 05 Nah, you don't wanna, you don't wanna, man, the way my feet swell up- I can't, I need all the room in the middle as I can have, bro.
4:03 Speaker 04 They're called type twos, Air Force type twos.
4:06 Speaker 05 Yeah.
4:06 Speaker 04 Yeah.
4:08 Speaker 05 Yeah, yeah, that beat is gonna get you, bro. For sure.
4:12 Speaker 04 Uh, I came in. What is Air Force Two? That's the vice president's plane.
4:16 Speaker 05 That, that's also a shoe as well.
4:18 Speaker 04 Yeah.
4:19 Speaker 05 They had the Air Force One, they had, they came out the Air Force Twos around like maybe two thousand eleven, ten.
4:26 Speaker 04 And they were cheaper, they were like shittier?
4:28 Speaker 05 Nah, they were just, they tried to like.
4:29 Speaker 04 They were buying.
4:30 Speaker 05 Increase the sale, you know what I'm saying? But people weren't going for real.
4:33 Speaker 04 Yeah. There was no one waiting in line for a drop.
4:36 Speaker 05 Nah.
4:36 Speaker 04 Have you ever waited in line for a drop?
4:39 Speaker 05 Nah, I've never been that cool, bro.
4:40 Speaker 04 I see people all around New York doing that all the time. So you're an Atlanta comic?
4:45 Speaker 05 I'm from Atlanta.
4:46 Speaker 04 You're from Atlanta, you're in town doing some spots?
4:48 Speaker 05 Doing some shows, man, just trying to, uh, be my best self, but I don't think I could move here, man, the. They really, it's not built for fat people.
5:01 Speaker 04 That's true. Yeah, it is true. The people are smaller.
5:05 Speaker 05 It, they, they really using every crack and crevice.
5:08 Speaker 04 I kinda think the obesity problem in America is because we have so much space. Cause you go to Europe and it's all small, like it's not, if you got fat there, you would get stuck. And like in between like your mailbox and your neighbors.
5:20 Speaker 05 Oh, I've been getting stuck for sure. You're correct, bro. I had.
5:23 Speaker 04 You can't fit in a Fiat also in Europe, you know? Also, we got rid of phone booths.
5:29 Speaker 05 Yeah, you gotta get, you gotta stuff it all in. I was at my homeboy crib. This one, I knew I couldn't stay here. I was at my homeboy crib last time. And I had, uh, the toilet seats aren't built for the amount of torque. I'mma put on.
5:46 Speaker 04 They have Atlanta style toilet seats.
5:48 Speaker 05 Yeah, bruh.
5:49 Speaker 04 Tell us about the toilet seats in Atlanta.
5:52 Speaker 05 They, I mean, they just built, they, they, they, they, they built for real bodies, man. I mean, like, I had got up off that toilet seat at my homeboy crib. It came with me, bro.
6:02 Speaker 04 It shifted.
6:03 Speaker 05 But it was wobbly when I got on there. So you had to have your own balance.
6:08 Speaker 04 That's also, that's like the easiest thing to fix.
6:09 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
6:10 Speaker 04 When you go into somebody's house and they have a loose toilet seat.
6:14 Adam Friedland? You screwing the.
6:14 Speaker 05 Nah, bro, that's New York style.
6:16 Speaker 04 You're missing some kind of mat. Not my house.
6:18 Speaker 05 For real? Yours tied on there?
6:19 Speaker 04 I got, when I moved into my apartment, I immediately, I took that fucking plastic shit, the landlord had off there. I went and I got myself a nice wood toilet.
6:27 Speaker 05 That's hard, bro.
6:28 Adam Friedland? That's a, that's a nice look.
6:29 Speaker 04 And I heat it up. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, a, a tank of map gas.
6:33 Speaker 05 Fire.
6:34 Speaker 04 Sitting next to the toilet and before I'd take a dump, I'd just.
6:38 Speaker 05 That's, yeah.
6:39 Speaker 04 You ever go to like a nice cocktail bar?
6:41 Speaker 05 Yeah.
6:41 Speaker 04 When they make like a drink that requires fire?
6:44 Speaker 05 Yeah.
6:44 Speaker 04 That, that's sort of the setup. I throw the, I throw the toilet paper over my shoulder and then I fucking, I light up the toilet paper.
6:52 Speaker 05 Yeah, for sure.
6:52 Speaker 04 Yeah.
6:53 Speaker 05 I ain't gonna lie, bro, like, I'm not.
6:55 Speaker 04 I spin the can in the air and throw it in the back. Halftime, I shit all over myself.
6:59 Adam Friedland? That's a good idea, man.
7:01 Speaker 04 I'm wasting like fucking eight thousand, thousand dollars a week on tuxedos.
7:05 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah.
7:06 Speaker 04 Do my cocktail bar bathroom again.
7:08 Adam Friedland? Yeah, you're like a flair bartender.
7:10 Speaker 05 I ain't gonna lie, bro, sorry. But I'm not making this a, I sat on bro toilet and it came with me.
7:16 Speaker 04 The seat got stuck to you?
7:17 Speaker 05 Like when I, when I got up, the toilet came, the toilet seat came with me.
7:20 Speaker 04 Now, that's, obviously the toilet seat was loose, but that's more of a, it was a plastic seat, was it not?
7:25 Speaker 05 It came up with me.
7:26 Speaker 04 So the plastic, it chemically bonds you, cause we all, we're filled with microplastic.
7:30 Speaker 05 I don't know if it was a suction thing or what, but.
7:32 Adam Friedland? It's not suction, right? It could have been your pants.
7:34 Speaker 04 It's a chemical bond.
7:35 Speaker 05 I had to, I had to order him another one on Uber Eats.
7:38 Adam Friedland? You got it.
7:39 Speaker 05 I ordered one on Uber Eats.
7:41 Speaker 04 Uber shits?
7:42 Speaker 05 No, I'm for real. I ordered it from Home Depot. Home Depot right now.
7:46 Adam Friedland? I got, I, I ordered Settlers of Catan the other day, the board game on Uber Eats.
7:51 Speaker 05 Yeah.
7:51 Adam Friedland? Yeah. You can get Target. Target delivers on Uber Eats.
7:54 Speaker 04 They used to have like Prime Now. You remember that?
7:56 Adam Friedland? Yeah, I remember that.
7:56 Speaker 04 That shit was awesome.
7:58 Speaker 05 Yeah.
7:58 Speaker 04 It'd be like fucking, like 10 PM and I was like, I'm gonna play Luigi's Mansion.
8:03 Adam Friedland? Yeah, I get video games anytime I want, yeah, sitting at home.
8:07 Speaker 05 What's the wildest thing you order on Uber Eats?
8:09 Speaker 04 I've never used Uber Eats, I thought it was for food.
8:11 Adam Friedland? Oh, sorry, I lied, I got it on DoorDash, I actually, I shouldn't have lied to you.
8:15 Speaker 04 Yeah, I use Seamless when I do food delivery.
8:18 Speaker 05 Oh, yeah, that's a New York thing.
8:20 Speaker 04 I've been ordering from the same chicken spot like fucking, like three nights a week.
8:25 Speaker 05 Yeah.
8:25 Adam Friedland? Which spot, that Peruvian?
8:27 Speaker 04 No, it's just called The Chicken Stop or something, I have no idea, but you get like a fucking, you get a shit ton of chicken breasts and a couple of drumsticks. It's pretty cheap.
8:36 Speaker 05 That's the thing about New York, man, y'all be having them foods, man.
8:40 Speaker 04 There's also, there's a Japanese place I found on Seamless that I think there's like a mistake on their menu.
8:46 Speaker 05 Yeah.
8:46 Speaker 04 And they have, um, you know, they're like, they're called like dragon boats or something, it's like seventy-two pieces of sushi.
8:51 Speaker 05 Mmm.
8:52 Speaker 04 And it's like thirty-five dollars. So even with, with tip and like everything, it's like I pay like forty-five bucks to get.
9:00 Adam Friedland? Like a Super Bowl party amount.
9:02 Speaker 04 Yeah, insane amount, now they're red, they're à la carte shit, like if you got any one of those individual rolls, they're like twelve dollars each. But for whatever reason, there's this thing, so it's like if I want sushi, I get like a sushi for the fucking week.
9:13 Speaker 05 See, and that's the thing, that's the type of stuff that a person will tell you and try to convince you to move here.
9:19 Speaker 04 I'm not trying to convince you to move here.
9:20 Speaker 05 No, I'm just saying in general.
9:22 Adam Friedland? Is he selling you? Nah, nah, man.
9:24 Speaker 04 You come here, you'll be ordering it four times a day, they're like, what the hell's go, why are we losing all this goddamn money?
9:29 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
9:30 Speaker 04 Stay in Atlanta. They made for the shoe, my advice to you is make the slippers I told you about.
9:35 Speaker 05 Nah, they gotta be sling bags, he's gotta be sling bags.
9:38 Speaker 04 Four weeks, you'll be on Shark Tank, you'll be one of the guys on Shark Tank.
9:42 Speaker 05 Cause here, y'all be like.
9:43 Speaker 04 You'll be a young man that comes on and he says it's a toilet seat that doesn't get stuck to your ass, and the other sharks are like, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, and you're like eighty billion dollars.
9:51 Speaker 05 Yeah, bro.
9:52 Adam Friedland? I think. Thank you, Mr. Wonderful.
9:54 Speaker 05 I think it's, I think you got a plan, bro, I mean, I just think they be on some like, I feel like y'all big on the like, it's a spot down the street with Kazakistan hot dogs, you know?
10:04 Adam Friedland? Yeah, we say that kind of stuff all the time, actually, yeah.
10:07 Speaker 05 And it's just like, okay, bro, like. That's, that's not worth more rent.
10:11 Adam Friedland? Yeah, but you have to do it for girls. If they wanna go to Queens for a Kazakh hot dog, you gotta be like, yeah, that sounds like an adventure.
10:18 Speaker 05 Yeah, yeah.
10:19 Adam Friedland? But you're just-
10:19 Speaker 05 Where y'all be finding this stuff?
10:21 Adam Friedland? Uh, sometimes Instagram reels. Yeah, yeah.
10:25 Speaker 04 I don't really find it. I don't know about it. I've never heard of Kazakhstan hot dogs.
10:29 Adam Friedland? It's a, well, it's not a real thing, but yeah.
10:31 Speaker 04 I don't need it. I gotta, I have-
10:33 Adam Friedland? Brooklyn.
10:33 Speaker 04 I have a life hack, free unlimited sushi. I'm like living, I've got like a cheap coat.
10:38 Speaker 05 Alright.
10:38 Adam Friedland? But I have to, I have to impress a woman that's like into that.
10:42 Speaker 05 For real?
10:43 Adam Friedland? Yeah, well, the nice thing is Queens is, it's technically the most diverse place in the world.
10:47 Speaker 05 Really?
10:48 Adam Friedland? Yeah, like, they're like, uh, you can go down a city block and there's like three different languages being spoken. But there's like, there's like, uh, what are you doing?
10:56 Speaker 05 Oh, my, I mean to strike out.
10:58 Adam Friedland? What is that?
10:58 Speaker 04 He's got little candies in there, little Reese's mini cups that he's, he drinks his Reese's.
11:02 Adam Friedland? What is that?
11:04 Speaker 04 He's drinking some Reese's.
11:05 Adam Friedland? What are you having, dude?
11:06 Speaker 05 Nah, good, man, just some lemons, man.
11:08 Adam Friedland? You go around with slices of lemon in a ziplock?
11:12 Speaker 04 That's, that's just as funny as a Reese's.
11:14 Adam Friedland? Are you doing a physical comedy?
11:15 Speaker 04 No, this is like, it's a southern thing.
11:16 Adam Friedland? Man, was that a thing about you?
11:17 Speaker 05 I drink a lot of water, bro, so I-
11:19 Speaker 04 This is like William Faulkner would do this.
11:21 Speaker 05 Nah, I be trying to drink, I be drinking a lot of water, so I bring my own lemon sometimes just in case people don't have it.
11:25 Speaker 04 It's, it's southern hospitality, Adam.
11:27 Adam Friedland? My grandfather, he got a girlfriend for like, after my grandmother died. And she, she sent me to go get her water and she sent me back because it didn't have lemon. And I was like, Rebecca, you're a bitch. I hate.
11:39 Speaker 05 Yeah, bro.
11:39 Adam Friedland? You're not my real grandma.
11:40 Speaker 04 You should get a holster with a crazy straw in it.
11:42 Speaker 05 Man, that'd be hard.
11:43 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
11:44 Speaker 05 I just like to hydrate, man.
11:45 Speaker 04 Yeah.
11:46 Speaker 05 You know what I'm saying?
11:49 Speaker 05 I like to hydrate a little bit. You want some?
11:50 Adam Friedland? Why are you so anti-New York? You're like, telling us the-
11:53 Speaker 05 I'm not anti-New York. I like New York.
11:55 Adam Friedland? I just think that you do well here.
11:56 Speaker 04 Can I ask you, is this your Evian water?
11:58 Speaker 05 Yeah, this is me as well, man.
11:59 Speaker 04 Do you like Evian? Evian was like the original bottled water.
12:02 Adam Friedland? How'd you do like that ship in the, in the bottle?
12:05 Speaker 04 He built it. He built, he grew the lemons in there and then cut them.
12:08 Adam Friedland? That looks too big to get in.
12:09 Speaker 05 Y'all asking, y'all asking some skills, man, bro.
12:12 Adam Friedland? I feel like you have very particular things about you. That you can now list on our podcast and we can, uh- We can enjoy.
12:19 Speaker 05 I'm I'mma be honest with y'all, bro.
12:21 Adam Friedland? What are your, what are your most strange tics?
12:23 Speaker 04 Well, where I was going with that is it was like the first one and everyone's like, oh, wow, bottled water, great. And then, you know, Aquafina came out and Dasani and all the other ones.
12:33 Speaker 05 Dasani twisted.
12:33 Speaker 04 Well, it's.
12:34 Adam Friedland? That's McDonald's water.
12:35 Speaker 04 There's a viscosity to Evian that I don't, I don't particularly care for.
12:39 Adam Friedland? It's a thick water.
12:40 Speaker 05 Evian is one of the best ones.
12:41 Speaker 04 Well, it's like drinking like baby oil.
12:43 Adam Friedland? It's thick water.
12:44 Speaker 05 Ah, you got it twisted. So Dasani is actually flat Sprite. I went to the Coca-Cola factory and I found out it's the flat Sprite that they don't sell.
12:53 Speaker 04 Yeah. Yeah, but it's still, I mean, that just.
12:56 Speaker 05 You like Dasani?
12:57 Speaker 04 It's not the flat Sprite, it's the water that goes into making the soda.
13:01 Speaker 05 Nah, you didn't go to the factory, bro. I'mma show you the.
13:04 Speaker 04 Well, of course I didn't go to the factory, I just understand on principle that Sprite needs water.
13:09 Adam Friedland? But here him out, he went to the factory, yeah.
13:11 Speaker 05 So check this out, but you know what Dasani is for real?
13:14 Speaker 04 Water.
13:15 Speaker 05 So, not, yeah, but like, it's not from nowhere. So like, Dasani is wherever you at, they take that, they take that water.
13:25 Adam Friedland? Mm-hmm.
13:25 Speaker 05 And then they put rocks in it.
13:27 Speaker 04 They sent it to Neil deGrasse Tyson, he does reverse osmosis on it.
13:31 Adam Friedland? What do they do with the rocks?
13:32 Speaker 05 They put it in there.
13:34 Adam Friedland? To, but not.
13:36 Speaker 05 They run it through.
13:37 Adam Friedland? Part of the, oh, yeah, like a, like purification, it's purified water.
13:40 Speaker 05 Nah, like, it's a, it's a basket of rocks, they pour the water in there and they let it drizzle into the, into the bottle.
13:46 Adam Friedland? Really?
13:47 Speaker 05 Yeah, bro, it's twisted.
13:48 Speaker 04 That's what Brita is, you ever open up one of those filters?
13:50 Adam Friedland? Yeah, it's just like a charcoal.
13:51 Speaker 04 And stuff in there.
13:52 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
13:53 Speaker 05 What's your favorite bottled water?
13:56 Speaker 04 Probably the Essentia.
13:59 Adam Friedland? No, but that's purified crap, dude, I'm a spring boy.
14:01 Speaker 05 Essentia, that's your favorite?
14:03 Speaker 04 Well, I mean, I just drink tap water.
14:04 Speaker 05 Oh, man.
14:06 Speaker 04 I drink, I drink probably a gallon and a half of tap water a day.
14:08 Speaker 05 Really?
14:09 Adam Friedland? The tap water's good in New York, not trying to sell you or anything.
14:12 Speaker 04 I drank it even when I'm on the road.
14:13 Speaker 05 You say good as, what you mean good as a good?
14:14 Speaker 04 Extended stay recently and I was just drinking it out of the faucet. I was putting my head on the faucet and drinking out of it.
14:20 Speaker 05 That's hard, bro, I couldn't do it. That's the one thing I can't.
14:24 Speaker 04 A hose, I love a good hose. You see somebody didn't lock their shit up outside of their house?
14:28 Adam Friedland? I love this shit that's like.
14:30 Speaker 04 Especially right now in LA, I'd be going crazy.
14:34 Adam Friedland? Free hose.
14:35 Speaker 04 Yeah.
14:35 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
14:36 Speaker 04 People are fucking all their abandoned properties. I'm running up, I'm grabbing the hose. I can't get caught on fire because I'm filled with water.
14:42 Speaker 05 Yeah.
14:43 Adam Friedland? That's true.
14:43 Speaker 05 That's hard, bro. I think, I, I mean, bro, I think like, I ain't drunk out of a hose since I was like, seven.
14:50 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
14:50 Speaker 05 You know what I'm saying?
14:51 Adam Friedland? You don't wait, because it's, you don't want to even be caught. Because someone might.
14:55 Speaker 05 I think now they could be like, bro, this cat outside of my house.
14:58 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
15:00 Speaker 05 Wait, I'm confused.
15:01 Adam Friedland? If someone sees you drink out of a hose, they might be like, you know, call you gay for it or something.
15:05 Speaker 04 Do gay people do that? They drink out of hoses?
15:07 Adam Friedland? No, because the hose is technically like a, you know, penis, like a tubular, like a penis.
15:12 Speaker 04 It's a hose, it's a garden hose.
15:14 Adam Friedland? People call their cock, their, I got their hose sometimes, you know.
15:18 Speaker 05 See, I'm from a different place, bro. I never heard of it.
15:21 Adam Friedland? Deep south. That's what LA is good for. You'll find some of those people.
15:24 Speaker 05 They be doing it. They got, they got press kits.
15:27 Adam Friedland? Yeah, you'll have a, you'll have a, you'll have a deck of.
15:30 Speaker 05 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love words like that.
15:32 Adam Friedland? Deck, yeah. IP, IP is good, yeah. Yeah.
15:37 Speaker 05 Yeah, shout out Insane Clown Posse.
15:39 Adam Friedland? Yeah, exactly, exactly. Wait, how'd you fit those lemons in that bottle though? It's crazy.
15:43 Speaker 05 In this one, man?
15:44 Adam Friedland? It looks like they're too big.
15:46 Speaker 05 It's an art form, man. You gotta, you gotta be one with the bottle.
15:51 Speaker 05 That's the problem. Y'all trying to force the bottle to do stuff, instead of allowing the bottle to be what it is. You get what I'm saying?
15:58 Adam Friedland? Yeah, that makes sense to me.
15:59 Speaker 05 You gotta redefine yourself around it.
16:01 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
16:01 Speaker 04 I guess I've just, I've just never tried that, so I don't know. I've been, I've been able to, I've been able to put, like, lemon wedges into a beer.
16:07 Speaker 05 Mmm.
16:08 Speaker 04 Yeah. So I don't.
16:10 Speaker 05 You got a bottle around here? I got more lemons if you want to.
16:13 Speaker 04 Well, there's a bottle right there.
16:14 Speaker 05 But, but I'm still drinking that is.
16:15 Speaker 04 Oh.
16:16 Speaker 05 I could, I could take this down.
16:17 Speaker 04 I don't really like lemons in my water. I like straight water, yeah.
16:20 Speaker 05 Straight, you like it straight up and down?
16:21 Speaker 04 I don't like an infused water or anything, yeah. Just, just water. I need to hydrate. I can feel myself leaking all the time.
16:29 Speaker 05 Yeah.
16:30 Speaker 04 And I want to replace.
16:31 Speaker 05 Yeah.
16:32 Speaker 04 What's leaking out of me.
16:33 Speaker 05 That's real.
16:34 Speaker 04 Mm.
16:35 Speaker 05 What you be leaking?
16:36 Speaker 04 Sweat, piss.
16:38 Speaker 05 That's hard, bro.
16:39 Speaker 04 Yeah.
16:39 Speaker 05 I be wanting to sweat so bad. I don't piss fire like that.
16:43 Speaker 04 Really? Well, you probably adapted with living in Atlanta, it's so hot.
16:47 Speaker 05 I said, I got thyroid issue.
16:49 Speaker 04 Oh, you do? Is that you drink a lot of water because of it?
16:51 Speaker 05 Nah, I think I just drink a lot of water on some like.
16:54 Speaker 04 It's quite healthy to do that.
16:55 Speaker 05 Yeah, it just make me feel like I'm doing something healthy.
16:57 Speaker 04 Yeah, I I feel that way too when I'm drinking water, like I'm do- like I'm a good boy. I feel like I'm like I'm being a good boy.
17:03 Speaker 05 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had, I was about to say.
17:07 Speaker 04 I could, well, I spend probably two and a half hours a day in a sauna.
17:11 Speaker 05 Really?
17:11 Speaker 04 I take multiple sauna trips, sometimes up to five hours.
17:15 Speaker 05 So you like a health dude?
17:17 Speaker 04 No, I just like the sauna.
17:18 Speaker 05 Okay.
17:19 Speaker 04 I like the heat, I'm like a lizard.
17:22 Speaker 05 What you be in the sauna doing?
17:23 Speaker 04 I was just in the sauna before this started, that's where I came from.
17:25 Speaker 05 Really?
17:26 Speaker 04 He takes business meetings with the Japanese in there, yeah. Yeah.
17:31 Speaker 05 And you be, and so, does sauna smell weird?
17:34 Speaker 04 Um, no, it smells like cedar.
17:37 Speaker 05 Really?
17:38 Speaker 04 Yeah.
17:39 Adam Friedland? The dry sauna is like, has like wood paneling and stuff, it's quite nice.
17:43 Speaker 05 I've never been in a sauna before.
17:44 Speaker 04 Oh, okay.
17:45 Adam Friedland? You should come for a schmitz with us.
17:47 Speaker 04 This was, it was new to me, I didn't, until like last year, I never really, so I would go in, I would go to the gym and I would go in for like thirty seconds, I'm like, Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you do this? And then I went, like I started forcing myself, so I do like three minutes and then four minutes. And my heart rate would get all fucked up and I'd feel faint. And then after a while, like you just get, you know, more and more used to it, now I can sit, now I can sit in there forty-five minutes. And you feel great after.
18:12 Speaker 05 Really?
18:13 Speaker 04 Yeah, clears your head of everything.
18:15 Speaker 05 I just can't do no belly reveal like that in front of folks.
18:18 Adam Friedland? Do you not take your shirt off at the pool?
18:20 Speaker 05 No, no, I might put on more clothes, honestly.
18:24 Adam Friedland? Really? I had a friend like that with a chest cavity.
18:26 Speaker 05 Yeah.
18:27 Adam Friedland? And he, who also had to keep his, his shirt on when we were kids.
18:30 Speaker 05 I'm going tuxedo swimming with it.
18:32 Adam Friedland? Really? Full tux?
18:34 Speaker 04 Yeah, you gotta not care about that shit, that's what the sauna is good for.
18:37 Speaker 05 Is popping the shirt?
18:38 Speaker 04 You're like, just going in there, you're fucking, you're like, damn, I look like fucking shit and I don't care.
18:43 Speaker 05 Yeah.
18:44 Speaker 04 You know, it's dark, what does it matter?
18:46 Adam Friedland? Yeah, and you also see like an old, fat Russian man that has a worse body than you.
18:51 Speaker 05 What's the small talk in there?
18:54 Speaker 04 What's the small talk?
18:54 Speaker 05 Yeah, like, what do y'all talking about?
18:56 Speaker 04 Me, honestly, it's about other, it's about other saunas. I've gotten into like nine conversations with guys in saunas.
19:02 Adam Friedland? About building your own?
19:03 Speaker 04 Other saunas that we've been to, like, around the country, like, oh, that's a great sauna. You been to that gym? That's an amazing gym.
19:10 Speaker 05 So that's their hobby?
19:11 Speaker 04 Yeah, you talk, yeah, that's, yeah, you just talk about sauna.
19:14 Adam Friedland? Max is building one in his backyard right now, and he's been going on R slash, like, sauna. And there's like a, there's a guy who's, I think he's always been a mystery, but he wrote like the book on it. And they've, to, to all these guys that do DIY saunas, he's like their, uh, he's the goat.
19:32 Speaker 04 In fucking Finland, they have like a world series of sauna. And it's insane, because they crank the heat up to like two hundred and twenty degrees. And then the champions can, they can only go in there for like five minutes at a time, because it's so hot. And then they come out with like third degree burns on their faces. Because like the air they're exhaling is burning their nose and their lips and stuff. And, uh.
19:55 Adam Friedland? What do they get, like, two hundred dollars or something?
19:57 Speaker 04 I think they win a sauna. And then, but there's a, yeah, they had to like, a couple of years ago, they had to like stop it because, like, some guy.
20:06 Adam Friedland? Died?
20:06 Speaker 04 Yeah, some guy got pretty close to dying, or he died or something. Yeah, it's crazy. You look at the picture of these guys coming out, and they just have like blisters all over their face, like, I did it! I won this sauna! I win the win, you know, and it's like, just get into cuckoo clocks, man. I don't understand, you got other options.
20:24 Speaker 05 What the word sauna mean? Like, what language is that?
20:27 Speaker 04 I think it's Finnish.
20:28 Speaker 05 And, and it translates to?
20:31 Speaker 04 Hot room.
20:31 Speaker 05 Hot room?
20:32 Adam Friedland? Hot room.
20:33 Speaker 04 I think, well, it translates to sauna.
20:36 Speaker 05 Wait, so sauna ain't no?
20:37 Speaker 04 It doesn't translate, yeah, it doesn't translate to anything, because we just use their word. You know what I mean?
20:43 Speaker 05 But I'm saying, sauna, the root of it gotta be something like hot room.
20:46 Adam Friedland? The etymology is something.
20:48 Speaker 05 Like, they didn't look at, they didn't create that was like, sauna.
20:51 Speaker 04 Yeah, I think they did.
20:52 Speaker 05 For real?
20:52 Speaker 04 In the same way that it's like, you know, I mean, I'm trying to think, what's an American, or a thing in English that doesn't have, like a, like, uh. It's like saying, yeah, what does Trump translate to?
21:03 Speaker 05 But like dumbbell is, makes sense, like, it's.
21:07 Speaker 04 A dumbbell?
21:08 Speaker 05 Yeah.
21:09 Speaker 04 But they have a name for that in other languages. If in Turkey, they called it a dumbbell. Like in the Turkish language, they were like. Kakajajj, p-p-p-p-pi, kakaj, dumbbell.
21:19 Adam Friedland? Have you heard it?
21:21 Speaker 05 What language is this again?
21:22 Adam Friedland? Turkish. Yeah.
21:24 Speaker 04 And they said dumbbell, they, they wouldn't be like, well, what does dumbbell mean in English? That doesn't mean, or what is it, what does that translate to in Turkish? And they're like, it doesn't translate, we just call it the word it's supposed to be.
21:35 Adam Friedland? He's really smart, dude.
21:36 Speaker 05 No, that makes sense. That makes sense what you were saying, man. Like sneaker, that's another one where you get the root in it.
21:43 Adam Friedland? That is a funny word, actually, sneaker.
21:45 Speaker 05 Sneaker.
21:46 Speaker 04 Sneakers now, sneakers now global, though. Everybody says sneakers. Nobody says. Yeah, nobody says.
21:52 Adam Friedland? They say trainers.
21:53 Speaker 04 Tennis shoes anymore.
21:54 Adam Friedland? They say trainers in the UK.
21:57 Speaker 05 I like that better.
21:58 Adam Friedland? Trainers?
22:00 Speaker 05 I like that better.
22:06 Adam Friedland? Alright guys, today we want to talk to you about Acorns. Uh, Acorns makes it easy for everyone to start saving and investing. In fact, you can get started with just your spare change. Plus, you can earn bonus investments for buying when you need, uh, what you need from the brands you love. Small steps today can save a huge impact on your future. From Acorns, mighty oaks do grow. Grow your oak.
22:29 Speaker 04 Pretty sad you can't like raise a tree.
22:33 Speaker 05 Elaborate.
22:34 Speaker 04 Well, you know, if you had a seed, right, and you're like, I'm gonna plant a tree in my backyard, you'll be dead before the time.
22:39 Speaker 05 Yes.
22:40 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
22:41 Speaker 04 You know, you can't be like, that's my, that's my son.
22:43 Adam Friedland? But if you get buried underneath it, then you like become like part of the.
22:47 Speaker 04 You can't get buried underneath it.
22:49 Speaker 05 They are doing that now.
22:49 Adam Friedland? You could get, you could become part of the soil.
22:51 Speaker 04 You can get buried and then they can put a seed on top of you, but you're already dead at that point.
22:55 Adam Friedland? No, I'm saying afterwards. What?
22:58 Speaker 05 This is a real thing. Ya, ya ain't see them caskets? Where they put you in an egg now? And then they grow, it's an egg that they fertilize and a tree grow on top of you. You like become a part of the tree.
23:09 Speaker 04 Interesting. That sounds finished.
23:10 Speaker 05 It's a new eco-friendly thing they're doing.
23:12 Speaker 04 I want them to put my body in the sauna.
23:17 Speaker 05 You probably won't draw out. You'll probably be, you'll probably be regular the whole time.
23:21 Speaker 04 I look like no char out to at the end, dude. When he gets too much pussy and he dies at the end of the movie?
23:26 Adam Friedland? Is that what that movie's about? Guys, every new year, we set all sorts of big goals, but only 8% of people will stick with their resolutions all year long. What are, what are your new year's resolutions?
23:37 Speaker 05 Shoot, man, take that Ozempic, man.
23:39 Adam Friedland? Are you getting, you should, you're not gonna be too big for New York then?
23:43 Speaker 05 Bro, I'm about to put in a bottle of water, shake it up like Crystal Light.
23:46 Adam Friedland? Really?
23:47 Speaker 05 Yeah.
23:48 Adam Friedland? You're in a double stack?
23:49 Speaker 04 Have you tried Crystal Light first? Before the Ozempic?
23:52 Speaker 05 Oh, I've had plenty of Crystal Light in my life.
23:54 Speaker 04 Yeah, it's great.
23:55 Speaker 05 It's good.
23:57 Speaker 04 I was fat when I was a kid, and when Crystal Light came out, or maybe I just discovered it, I was like, you gotta be fucking kidding me, dude.
24:03 Speaker 05 The pink lemonade cra-.
24:04 Speaker 04 Are you insane? This is like, this is how I felt when I found that sushi deal. You know, I'm like, this is like, this is unreal, that this exists.
24:14 Adam Friedland? Um, with Acorns, you can lock in years and years of healthy money habits in just five minutes. That's all, that is all the time it takes to open your account and start automatically saving, investing your money so that it has a chance to grow. In past years, I've had resolutions like to stop vaping and, uh, to stop lying. And I've, like, like 92% of Americans, I blew it. But this year, I'm going to make my resolution using Acorn to fresh, uh, to get that fresh start feeling. That is a nice feeling, when you feel like you have a fresh start. You're gonna feel like that when you leave Atlanta.
24:49 Speaker 05 Yeah, I'm feel like that.
24:50 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
24:51 Speaker 05 I, I will say this, can I say something?
24:52 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
24:53 Speaker 05 Oh, my bad, you done.
24:54 Adam Friedland? Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
24:55 Speaker 05 I realize I disconnect on the sushi thing. I've never been to a sushi place.
25:01 Adam Friedland? Oh, you've never had it?
25:02 Speaker 05 So I had no frame of, I've had it before, but I've never been to a sushi place.
25:05 Speaker 04 The frame of reference is like this, imagine if you found out you could get like a 20-piece Chicken McNugget on Seamless for a dollar.
25:11 Speaker 05 That's a good deal.
25:12 Speaker 04 Yeah, and then it was like the restaurant just didn't know, like it was one McDonald's that like fucked something up on Seamless.
25:19 Speaker 05 Yeah.
25:19 Speaker 04 And so then.
25:20 Adam Friedland? But if you bought it six piece at a time, it would be like twenty-five dollars.
25:24 Speaker 05 Gotcha, gotcha.
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26:04 Adam Friedland? View important disclosures at acorns.com/tafs. Thank you so much, guys.
26:11 Speaker 04 Yeah, I recently got like a grandpa razor.
26:14 Adam Friedland? Okay.
26:14 Speaker 04 Like a straight razor? No, no, no, like a, like a rotary razor.
26:20 Adam Friedland? Electric?
26:21 Speaker 04 Yeah, electric razor.
26:22 Adam Friedland? Does it work well?
26:23 Speaker 04 It's so nice, dude.
26:24 Speaker 05 Really?
26:24 Adam Friedland? Do you feel like you're like a going to your Wall Street job in nineteen ninety-two?
26:27 Speaker 04 Well, I haven't had my face is never because I use those like Phillips one blades for the last like eleven years.
26:31 Adam Friedland? It's not a close shave.
26:32 Speaker 04 It's not a close shave at all, but it's so easy. And then this is like, I haven't, my face hasn't been this smooth since I went from using disposables.
26:40 Adam Friedland? I remember my dad had one of those when he was driving us to school.
26:43 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
26:44 Adam Friedland? Yeah, and he like do it while he was driving. I was like, I can't wait to be a man. Yeah, it's a very nineties.
26:49 Speaker 04 Nineties boomer.
26:50 Adam Friedland? Nineties boomer man thing. Yeah, they're really, and I was like, how does it even work?
26:54 Speaker 04 No, I love shaving in the morning now. I get on, I put my cream on and I fucking shave.
26:58 Adam Friedland? So sick.
26:59 Speaker 04 Clean the thing out, put it back on the charger. I've never shaved in my life.
27:03 Adam Friedland? Really?
27:04 Speaker 04 What, do you just use scissors?
27:05 Speaker 05 Yeah, like I might get it trimmed, but I ain't never like straight up like razor the face.
27:09 Adam Friedland? Yeah. Do you have any plans for when you become like a comedy superstar, successful?
27:14 Speaker 05 I don't think that ever happened for me, bro.
27:16 Adam Friedland? No, I see it, I see it. I'm telling you.
27:19 Speaker 05 I'm a professional feature. I wanna be...
27:20 Adam Friedland? I know how to pick them, I'm telling you.
27:21 Speaker 05 I wanna be the best feature of all time, bro.
27:24 Adam Friedland? No, come on. You gotta think bigger than that.
27:26 Speaker 05 We don't know our roles sometimes. One thing I noticed, when this light go to different cameras, that mean that's the camera...
27:33 Adam Friedland? That's active. Yeah, so now it's on the wide right now. So all three of us are in the shot. Now me?
27:38 Speaker 05 Always follow me.
27:39 Adam Friedland? Now you. Now you and Nick.
27:40 Speaker 05 Beautiful. Um, nah, man.
27:43 Adam Friedland? You could try being a director. So that's one, two, and three. So say like, now to one?
27:47 Speaker 05 Now to...
27:48 Adam Friedland? Alright, now you do it.
27:49 Speaker 05 Oh, yeah?
27:53 Speaker 05 Now to one. Well, I just realized what I was doing in my head doesn't make sense, cuz I, whatever number I say, he just go press.
27:58 Adam Friedland? Yeah, that's what I was telling you to do.
28:00 Speaker 05 But I was trying to beat him, but it's, it's not confusing. It's only three numbers.
28:04 Adam Friedland? You're like someone in like the trailer, like the, you know, like the control room.
28:07 Speaker 04 Have you ever like, uh, seen a dot from a laser pointer and chase it all around? Yeah. It's kinda a similar thing.
28:12 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
28:13 Speaker 05 Not a four.
28:15 Adam Friedland? There's no four.
28:16 Speaker 05 I know, it was confusing.
28:17 Adam Friedland? That was funny, though. That's funny.
28:18 Speaker 05 Hey, man, thank y'all so much, man.
28:19 Speaker 04 He went to three. You got him.
28:23 Speaker 05 Okay.
28:23 Speaker 04 Yeah. Four cuts to black.
28:26 Speaker 05 Did, did, did he make that up today?
28:29 Adam Friedland? No.
28:29 Speaker 05 Oh, okay. Okay, cool. No, but nah, man. I'm, I'm just chilling, bro. I'm just happy to be working, bro. Like, this junk is, this is, uh, not a real job, bro.
28:39 Adam Friedland? How long have you been doing stand-up?
28:42 Speaker 05 About nine, nine years.
28:43 Adam Friedland? And you started in college?
28:45 Speaker 04 Uh, no, I started, I started right after college. And now I care about the LA fires cuz I heard Mel Gibson's house burned down.
28:50 Adam Friedland? Oh, no.
28:51 Speaker 05 Oh, man.
28:52 Speaker 04 Now it's finally affecting me personally.
28:53 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah.
28:54 Speaker 04 When they told me Billy Crystal's house, I didn't...
28:56 Adam Friedland? You're like, yeah.
28:57 Speaker 04 The man's a monster.
28:58 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
28:59 Speaker 04 Professional.
28:59 Adam Friedland? He's disgusting.
29:00 Speaker 04 He's made a billion dollars scaring children.
29:02 Speaker 05 I don't, I mean, I don't know who Billy Crystal is.
29:05 Speaker 04 He's a monster.
29:06 Speaker 05 Yeah, I mean, yeah.
29:07 Adam Friedland? He invented Chris Light.
29:09 Speaker 05 But I will say this, though. I do think that, I do think that, wasn't he, was he the person from, uh... Halloween?
29:19 Adam Friedland? Yes. Yeah. Jason, Jason.
29:24 Speaker 05 Billy Crystal was?
29:25 Adam Friedland? Yeah, he's, he's in, well, he's in Monsters Inc., which that's Halloween.
29:29 Speaker 05 Okay, I do know who Billy.
29:30 Adam Friedland? Oh, yeah, he's the little monster from Monsters Inc., the green one.
29:34 Speaker 05 Oh.
29:35 Adam Friedland? Voice of the green.
29:36 Speaker 05 He had a run though.
29:37 Adam Friedland? Mm-hmm.
29:37 Speaker 05 Yeah. That's a good movie.
29:38 Adam Friedland? He's also like the, the, one of the Clippers celebrity fans. He's always like been a, you know, you know how like Jack Nicholson?
29:46 Speaker 05 That's a choice to make.
29:47 Adam Friedland? Jack Nicholson was Lakers. He was like the Clippers one.
29:50 Speaker 05 That's a very like, that's a, that's a.
29:52 Adam Friedland? Him and Frankie Muniz from Malcolm in the Middle were the two celebrity Clippers fans.
29:57 Speaker 05 I feel like that's a wise decision.
29:58 Adam Friedland? And now Vince Staples also, I think is a Clippers. It's crazy to have a basketball team named after like obsessive YouTube guys.
30:06 Adam Friedland? That's good. That's true. The mascot comes out, he's that Australian dude? Yeah. Oh, man, Shane Hites, Andrew. Andrew Schultz once again. You can tell from. Look at the look he gives him. Look at the way he's looking at Andrew. And don't get me started on Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee is Adolf Hitler. Andrew Santino is an active homosexual with stage three HIV. Yeah. And now he's got a basketball team? Good for him. Yeah, he got, now, yeah, he opened a new stadium in Inglewood, yeah.
30:41 Speaker 05 Oh, they got a new spot?
30:42 Adam Friedland? The Clippers have a new stadium.
30:44 Speaker 05 That's a good idea, bro.
30:46 Adam Friedland? Yeah, they shouldn't be.
30:47 Speaker 05 It would never be their place.
30:48 Adam Friedland? I hate, they shouldn't, they should go away. I'm a Lakers fan.
30:52 Speaker 05 But I'm saying, it would never be a time where people would be coming to that place for the Clippers over the Lakers, bro.
30:58 Adam Friedland? Yeah, I know, they're just.
30:59 Speaker 05 It's just unwise.
31:00 Adam Friedland? They should go away forever. But they have that, Steve, Steve Ballmer is their owner, the guy from Microsoft. The guy from like, yeah, that video in the nineties where he's like sweating and he's like, Windows ninety-five, Windows ninety-five. That guy owns the Clippers.
31:13 Speaker 05 Really?
31:13 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah.
31:14 Speaker 05 What is a Clipper?
31:15 Adam Friedland? It's a boat. Yeah, it's a team named after a boat. It used to be the San Diego Clippers, I believe, before they moved to LA. Yeah, yeah.
31:24 Speaker 05 LA be taking some teams, bro.
31:26 Speaker 04 I rewatched Wally recently.
31:29 Adam Friedland? Was it good?
31:30 Speaker 04 Amazing.
31:30 Adam Friedland? Yeah, it's a really good movie.
31:31 Speaker 04 Wally is so good.
31:34 Adam Friedland? I like that movie Coco. Have you seen that one?
31:37 Speaker 05 That one's good, too.
31:38 Adam Friedland? I watched it on a plane and I like scream cried. I was like,
31:43 Adam Friedland? but my mom was sick. She had cancer, so I was like watching on the way to see her. And it's a movie about teaching kids about what dying is, and they do it in the nicest way.
31:52 Speaker 04 Why would you choose to watch that?
31:53 Adam Friedland? I didn't know what it was. I thought it was the Mexico Pixar. I didn't know that it was a-
31:57 Speaker 04 It was making everyone else on the plane uncomfortable?
32:00 Adam Friedland? I wasn't, I didn't actually scream cry.
32:02 Speaker 04 Watch the fucking Banshees of Ischarin or something. Don't watch the fucking dead mom movie.
32:05 Adam Friedland? That would remind me of my, listen. I didn't know, I thought it was the Mexico style Pixar. I didn't know that was about the land-
32:13 Speaker 04 Watch the Christopher Reeves documentary.
32:15 Adam Friedland? But what it's about, and they tell kids this, is really nice. They say, um, if people die, you should keep loving them. How nice is that? And it, and people will like, in the land of the dead, they keep existing as long as people still remember them. And so that's why you need to remember people. It's very nice to tell kids that about the worst thing ever, you know?
32:36 Speaker 05 Yeah, but the thing about it is, eventually we all gonna be forgot.
32:41 Adam Friedland? Not Adolf Hitler.
32:44 Speaker 05 At some point he will too. Everybody will.
32:46 Speaker 04 With things going on right now, I guarantee you that he will be a footnote.
32:50 Speaker 05 At some point.
32:51 Adam Friedland? What, the LA fire is gonna be bigger than Adolf Hitler? No way, bro. Trump is gonna be bigger than Hitler, dude. No way.
32:58 Speaker 05 It's nothing that we remember from-
33:00 Adam Friedland? He's not gonna beat the goat.
33:01 Speaker 04 I don't know, man. I'm worried about this guy.
33:03 Speaker 05 The only cat we know from, from like, Jesus time, it's like thirty people, bruh.
33:09 Adam Friedland? We know Jesus.
33:11 Speaker 05 And then-
33:11 Adam Friedland? Pontius Pilate.
33:13 Speaker 05 We knew his mom.
33:15 Adam Friedland? The mom, the dad.
33:16 Speaker 04 God.
33:17 Adam Friedland? God.
33:19 Speaker 05 But that's what I'm saying, like, who was the, who was the, who was the, uh, who was they, Omarion?
33:28 Speaker 05 You get what I'm saying?
33:29 Adam Friedland? Yeah. No, I don't understand what you're saying. Yeah. But my question is, who is Omarion?
33:34 Speaker 05 Mmm.
33:35 Adam Friedland? He's from, he's from the band Boys of the-
33:37 Speaker 05 B2K, man.
33:39 Adam Friedland? Boys of the 21st Century. Roger on Sister Sister? No, he was a-
33:42 Speaker 05 No, that's Marcus Houston.
33:43 Adam Friedland? That's Marcus, yeah, and that guy's mentally ill now? Isn't he crazy now?
33:47 Speaker 05 He got, he wore a clear suit one time.
33:49 Adam Friedland? A clear suit? You can see his penis?
33:51 Speaker 05 Nah, he had drawers on, but it was like, the suit was see-through.
33:55 Adam Friedland? That's pretty cool.
33:56 Speaker 05 Yeah.
33:56 Adam Friedland? That's like a-
33:57 Speaker 04 That's like something Elliot Page would do.
33:59 Adam Friedland? Ooh. And I think it would go a little something-
34:02 Speaker 04 Yeah.
34:02 Adam Friedland? Like this.
34:04 Speaker 04 Elliot, come on out.
34:08 Speaker 04 Come on Elliot.
34:09 Adam Friedland? What?
34:10 Speaker 04 Please, put some of those lemons on the ground, we gotta lure Elliot Page over.
34:14 Speaker 05 I got some, bro, I got some over there.
34:15 Adam Friedland? He loves lemons. We know.
34:20 Speaker 05 Make them mad.
34:21 Adam Friedland? That is so, you're, that's, that is such a funny thing. This, whatever that is, is so funny.
34:30 Adam Friedland? You're, you're literally not in your, you're like, visiting New York.
34:34 Speaker 05 Yeah.
34:35 Adam Friedland? You, so you have to go to a lemon place and get lemons and a Ziploc place and get Ziploc's.
34:40 Speaker 05 Lemon's not that exclusive, bro.
34:42 Adam Friedland? I'm just saying that like-
34:43 Speaker 05 You can get lemon on the cash.
34:45 Adam Friedland? You're not like picking them up at the apartment, like where you live, right?
34:48 Speaker 05 Nah, but like-
34:48 Adam Friedland? But you're like on vacation, you're like, I gotta like, this is part of like, anytime, you know, like-
34:53 Speaker 04 There's a Trader Joe's a block away.
34:55 Adam Friedland? You have this on you at all times?
34:56 Speaker 05 But if you have, if you cut up two of them, you straight for like two, three days.
35:00 Adam Friedland? I'm not saying it's just impossible, but I'm, what I'm saying is it's deliberate, right? It's not like you're at home and you got lemons and you're like, oh, you know, like, uh, for my water later today. I'm just saying that, that's something that's, uh, you're a principled man. I'm, I'm praising you.
35:15 Speaker 05 Let me tell you something. Cut up two of them boys, put them in that bag, man, two, two, three days, you straight.
35:21 Adam Friedland? What is that, eight slices?
35:23 Speaker 05 Yeah. But unless you go, unless you go triangular with them, then you got some more. But if you go, but once you hit day five and six, that's when you getting too loose, cause the bag don't have a lot of air flowing through it, so it get a little molded.
35:36 Adam Friedland? Can I ask you a question? There's a Atlanta fast food chain that they just had opened around, like, near my crib.
35:44 Adam Friedland? Like a, like a, a year ago.
35:46 Speaker 04 What's it called?
35:47 Adam Friedland? The slutty vegan. So I went in there and they were like, I, I think it's just a little bit much, the way they talk to the customers.
35:55 Speaker 04 Called that place, the gay man.
35:57 Adam Friedland? Yeah, they were like, have you been here before? I said, no. And they said, we've got a virgin. And then everyone in the kitchen says like, virgin. And it's just like, they make the staff do this to everyone. It's a little bit, it's a little bit much.
36:11 Speaker 05 They be making people call, they be calling.
36:14 Adam Friedland? It's a big deal in Atlanta? They're like, you're a slut.
36:17 Speaker 05 People go, people go, people go for sure.
36:19 Adam Friedland? They call you a slut or a virgin and that, have you been there before? It's not, it's not that good.
36:26 Speaker 05 I'm not no vegan. I, I was vegan for about, I was vegan for two years back in like, two thousand ten, two thousand to two thousand twelve.
36:33 Adam Friedland? What got you, what got you involved in that?
36:36 Speaker 05 My mom made a bet with me that I couldn't do it for a week, but then I did it for, uh, two, two years.
36:42 Adam Friedland? And you showed her.
36:43 Speaker 05 Yeah, but then on that, I was gonna keep going, man, but then I had some wings, bro.
36:47 Adam Friedland? That's what, that you fell off of the wings?
36:49 Speaker 04 I did the same thing. I was vegan for like a year. And then you started and you're eating a lot more plants, so you feel good. And then you settle in and it's just, you're eating just shit all the time.
36:57 Speaker 05 But see, I was in high school, so I wasn't really eating healthy. I was just eating fries.
37:01 Speaker 04 Yeah, see, I, I started off the first like, four or five months, it's like, you know, eating a shit ton of like, you know, getting leafy greens, I feel better. And then after a while, it's like, you know, chips. Fries.
37:13 Adam Friedland? Where you go to a place and that's all you can eat.
37:14 Speaker 04 Yeah, that's right, exactly. You go to a bar or whatever.
37:17 Speaker 05 I was a big Pringles man.
37:19 Speaker 04 Yeah, Pringles.
37:21 Adam Friedland? It's vegan.
37:22 Speaker 05 Crack a can open, man.
37:23 Speaker 04 And then I had barbecue. I was like, I'm, I can have a little bit of barbecue. And then I ate an entire pound of brisket. And I was like, alright.
37:31 Adam Friedland? How did, did it make you, did your like stomach?
37:33 Speaker 04 I went to sleep immediately.
37:34 Adam Friedland? Yeah, that's nice.
37:35 Speaker 04 But I, I would always do that with brisket anyways.
37:38 Adam Friedland? I remember, I remember the day you fell off the wagon. You brought barbecue here.
37:41 Speaker 04 Yeah, I think I had already had, I think I came back from Texas and I'd been eating barbecue in Texas.
37:47 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah.
37:47 Speaker 04 And I came back and I got more barbecue.
37:49 Adam Friedland? You had a taste? For it?
37:51 Speaker 04 For blood.
37:52 Adam Friedland? For blood.
37:53 Speaker 05 Y'all from DC, right?
37:54 Speaker 04 I started comedy in DC, yeah.
37:56 Speaker 05 And you, you from DC?
37:57 Speaker 04 I'm from Maryland.
37:58 Adam Friedland? Yeah, everyone's from like the surrounding areas, pretty much.
38:01 Speaker 05 Yeah, man, I had, I was out there, man. The crab dip is good out there.
38:06 Speaker 04 Crab dip is just, isn't that, it's just like cheese, it's cream cheese or something?
38:09 Speaker 05 But it's, it's got crab in it.
38:11 Speaker 04 Yeah, but is it real crab or is it imitation crab?
38:14 Speaker 05 I couldn't tell, but I had it out there twice out there and I said, y'all, y'all figure that out.
38:17 Adam Friedland? Where did you guys play in DC?
38:19 Speaker 04 I don't, I'll be honest with you, I don't like any of the crab derivative.
38:23 Speaker 05 Fair.
38:23 Speaker 04 Regular crab is fine, and then crab is only good because it's like-
38:26 Adam Friedland? Crab cakes are good.
38:27 Speaker 04 Crab, I don't-
38:29 Speaker 05 You don't like crab cakes?
38:30 Speaker 04 No, not really. I like crabs, I, lobster tastes better than crab dip.
38:35 Adam Friedland? Too much work.
38:36 Speaker 04 With the exception of like snow crab, I like snow crab, I like king crab, and then I like soft shell crab. Soft shell crab, like deep fried, where you eat the whole thing as a sandwich, but crabs? It's like, uh, it's fun as like, uh, you know, with your family, you go, you know, you get, you get a shit ton of them, you spend an afternoon, because they fuck your hands all up. They're kinda hard to eat, but then as a flavor, I'm not like crazy about it.
39:00 Speaker 05 Really?
39:01 Speaker 04 It's more of an event.
39:03 Speaker 05 Yeah, I, I don't like the work of the thing, so I'd rather have like the, the, I'd like crab this, or crab that, because I don't wanna, I don't wanna crunch up the stuff.
39:13 Speaker 04 Yeah.
39:13 Speaker 05 It's too much work, bruh.
39:14 Speaker 04 Yeah.
39:15 Speaker 05 Uh, it's, that, that, you said what?
39:18 Adam Friedland? I, I agree.
39:19 Speaker 04 I went to, at, at the end of the summer, I went to Brooklyn Crab. And that was, that's a great night, that's a fucking great place.
39:26 Adam Friedland? In Red Hook.
39:26 Speaker 04 Yeah, in Red Hook.
39:27 Adam Friedland? On the water.
39:28 Speaker 04 Especially if you catch the sunset, especially if you're upstairs on the deck.
39:31 Speaker 05 Yeah.
39:32 Speaker 04 And then you're just-
39:32 Adam Friedland? Statue of Liberty.
39:33 Speaker 04 You look, you, you, you just gorge on fucking just butter and crab, and then you look out at the sunset with just shit all over your face, and your hands are shaking and bleeding, and you go, wow.
39:44 Adam Friedland? What a town.
39:45 Speaker 04 Wow.
39:47 Speaker 05 You know the worst thing, is when you got like a shrimp dish, and they don't take the tails off.
39:52 Adam Friedland? Yeah, or the way they don't clean the poop part out of the-
39:55 Speaker 05 Yeah, gotta get that up out of there, man.
39:57 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
39:58 Speaker 05 Gotta get that out the middle of it.
39:59 Adam Friedland? They got crap in them.
40:01 Speaker 05 All bad.
40:02 Adam Friedland? All bad.
40:03 Speaker 05 What's your, what, you from Vegas, what, what's Vegas style food?
40:07 Adam Friedland? No, it has no culture.
40:09 Speaker 04 Guy Fieri restaurants and shit.
40:11 Adam Friedland? We have New York, New York, we have Paris.
40:13 Speaker 04 The double bastard rock star motherfucker burger.
40:17 Adam Friedland? The pyramid, you could, basically it's every culture.
40:19 Speaker 04 It's the child fucking cheeseburger.
40:21 Adam Friedland? We have the escalator.
40:22 Speaker 04 Rock star fuck you fuckface burger.
40:25 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah.
40:26 Speaker 04 It's the cunt fuck dip. It's a nineteen fifty's rocket ship fucking, can't like. Do you like, do you, would you, have you ever wanted to eat a social distortion song? Well, come in to fuck you fuckface burger.
40:42 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
40:43 Speaker 04 Guy Fieri's favorite restaurant.
40:45 Adam Friedland? This.
40:46 Speaker 04 And that's, yeah, that's what it is.
40:48 Adam Friedland? This is suck my dick shake.
40:50 Speaker 04 Pawn stars in Vegas?
40:51 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
40:51 Speaker 04 Yeah.
40:52 Adam Friedland? Yeah, it's fake.
40:53 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
40:53 Adam Friedland? The whole thing is fake.
40:54 Speaker 05 Really?
40:55 Speaker 04 Yeah.
40:55 Speaker 05 What's fake about it?
40:56 Adam Friedland? Uh, it's all predetermined and they, uh, that, they go, they go to the expert, it's all.
41:01 Speaker 04 Coming in, I got some fat sized Oakley sunglasses. I'll give you twenty five dollars for them.
41:08 Speaker 05 So the interaction is fake?
41:10 Adam Friedland? I guess so. I never watched that show. I watched Storage Wars though.
41:14 Speaker 04 I found a guy on YouTube, he's like an Israeli guy that owns a pawn shop. And he just like everything, he's like, yeah, okay, but you know, this jacket's fake, look, the zippers are wrong. Like everything that comes in, he just shows, like, he knows.
41:25 Adam Friedland? He rips people off.
41:26 Speaker 04 Well, he knows what things are fake. No matter what, he's like, well, this isn't.
41:30 Adam Friedland? You can't get one pack.
41:30 Speaker 04 He's like, this isn't a real George Foreman grill. You know, it's like every, everything.
41:35 Adam Friedland? I, for some reason as a kid, I got obsessed with the George Foreman grill. Like the infomercial and I was like, dad, please get one for our family. I was like, you'd be an idiot not to, it knocks out the fat. I was like, and he's like, I don't know, it doesn't seem like we need it. I was like, uh, do you care about our family? Like? It knocks out the fat. Do you see, like? I just love, I don't know why I really wanted us to have one and he bought one.
41:59 Speaker 05 Was you cooking on it?
42:00 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
42:01 Speaker 04 It is pretty ingenious.
42:03 Adam Friedland? It was awesome.
42:03 Speaker 04 It's a slanted panini press.
42:05 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah, that's all it is.
42:06 Speaker 04 But it's on a angle.
42:07 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah.
42:07 Speaker 05 So the, the, I will say this.
42:09 Speaker 04 I had a Black and Decker one that I like kept.
42:12 Speaker 05 For a long time.
42:12 Speaker 04 Like well into my twenties and I just lived off, I would go to, you just get like a bag of frozen chicken breasts. The grocery store in the frozen section, just throw one of those, that was my daily meal for.
42:23 Speaker 05 Yeah, I can't cook like that, so like.
42:25 Speaker 04 That's not cooking.
42:26 Speaker 05 Yeah, I can't cook at all.
42:27 Speaker 04 Yeah.
42:28 Adam Friedland? You can't cook it all.
42:29 Speaker 05 Nah, I can't. But the one time I did cook, um, it was on a George Foreman.
42:35 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
42:36 Speaker 05 My eyes can't see something going from raw to cooked without it being burnt.
42:40 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah.
42:41 Speaker 05 Yeah. So I can't see the middle of it.
42:43 Adam Friedland? It's tough. They have these things, like these, uh, metal, like, like, they're called cake testers to see if a cake is done.
42:51 Speaker 04 I think we got another, yeah, we got another ad here.
42:55 Adam Friedland? And you put them in, and if it's hotter than your lip, then it's above body temperature and it's done. That's what, uh, my roommate, who was a chef, used to do when he made steak. Anyway, guys, right now, oh, DraftKings. Have you used DraftKings before, man?
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45:05 Adam Friedland? You could be like a, you could be like a, a guy that does this.
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45:11 Adam Friedland? The disclaimer part.
45:13 Speaker 05 Well, my favorite part about this is like, it's like, it, it advertised.
45:16 Adam Friedland? Gen G Bow G.
45:18 Speaker 05 I'm trying to figure that out.
45:20 Adam Friedland? Um, you've never left Atlanta? This is your first time leaving Atlanta today?
45:24 Speaker 05 No, I'm talking, I never moved out of Atlanta.
45:26 Adam Friedland? I know, you said that.
45:27 Speaker 05 Yeah, but I, but I, I lived in Athens when I went to school.
45:32 Adam Friedland? Did you like it a lot?
45:33 Speaker 05 It was cool, it was a small city, you know, but I mean, we go see a lot of trees there, right?
45:37 Adam Friedland? Yeah, it's pretty.
45:38 Speaker 05 Yeah, Georgia got a lot of trees.
45:40 Adam Friedland? You ever golf around there?
45:42 Speaker 05 Man, I never golfed, man.
45:43 Adam Friedland? We gotta get into golf now that we're in our thirties.
45:46 Speaker 05 Yeah, that's the thing.
45:47 Speaker 04 Well, you're almost in your forties at this point.
45:49 Adam Friedland? Nearly, I only have, uh, three years to go before.
45:51 Speaker 05 You see the golf pool?
45:53 Adam Friedland? Thirty seven.
45:54 Speaker 04 Turn thirty nine and be forty years old in like six months.
45:57 Adam Friedland? I'm turning forty in about, uh, three months, actually.
45:59 Speaker 05 Man, and, and I'm being honest with you, I wouldn't have thought that, you look young, dude.
46:02 Adam Friedland? I know, yeah.
46:03 Speaker 05 You look young.
46:04 Adam Friedland? But it's not gonna last, it's, I'm, I'm gonna look like disgustingly ugly one day.
46:08 Speaker 05 You putting that lotion on.
46:10 Adam Friedland? I have been, thank you, I fixed my skin, you noticed.
46:12 Speaker 05 Yeah.
46:13 Adam Friedland? I mean, we hadn't met till today, but you didn't notice that I fixed my skin.
46:16 Speaker 05 You look young.
46:17 Adam Friedland? I, my skin has been bad for like four years.
46:19 Speaker 05 Really?
46:19 Adam Friedland? Yeah. Nick gave me a great compliment the other night at dinner. You said that I was glowing.
46:24 Speaker 04 He looked a lot better, yeah.
46:25 Adam Friedland? Thank you.
46:26 Speaker 04 He finally got the right prescription.
46:27 Adam Friedland? It made me feel good when you said that.
46:28 Speaker 05 How old are you?
46:29 Speaker 04 I'm twenty three.
46:31 Speaker 05 That's awesome, yeah.
46:33 Adam Friedland? He's got an old soul.
46:34 Speaker 05 Opposite.
46:34 Speaker 04 Yeah.
46:35 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
46:35 Speaker 05 Situation going.
46:36 Adam Friedland? We met when I was a, I was a tutor, I was big brother, little sisters.
46:42 Speaker 04 What was you, dermatitis?
46:45 Adam Friedland? Uh, no, it's, uh, yeah, something, suborick, suborick, something or other.
46:54 Speaker 04 Suborick dermatitis?
46:56 Adam Friedland? I think so, yeah. Yeah, it's like related to, to dandruff.
47:00 Speaker 05 Mm-hmm.
47:01 Adam Friedland? Whatever.
47:02 Speaker 05 You be getting a dandruff?
47:03 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
47:04 Speaker 05 I be getting it sometimes too.
47:06 Adam Friedland? It's really embarrassing, dude.
47:07 Speaker 05 It's all bad at like a laser tag place? All bad.
47:13 Speaker 04 Yeah, it's like this guy's got dandruff all over his cum.
47:17 Speaker 05 That's crazy.
47:21 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
47:21 Speaker 05 I remember as a kid, like whenever laser tag time, the first time I got exposed was at a skating rink.
47:28 Adam Friedland? Like a roller skater?
47:29 Speaker 05 Man, I'm skating. They put the black lights on, cause like, boys, it dust in your head.
47:35 Adam Friedland? You got roasted.
47:37 Speaker 04 The worst one, the worst one when you got a hat covered.
47:39 Adam Friedland? It's crystal light. It's the, have you tried this?
47:42 Speaker 04 I'm trying to lose weight, it's crystal light.
47:44 Adam Friedland? I'm trying to make a change.
47:46 Speaker 05 The worst one is when you got a hat on, right? But, so they can't see the top of the head, but them shoulders dusty.
47:53 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
47:54 Speaker 05 And they like, yeah, you got it.
47:56 Speaker 04 Yeah, I've had dandruff throughout my life, I've never given a shit.
47:59 Adam Friedland? I put cocoa butter.
48:00 Speaker 04 And people are like, oh, you got fucking dandruff all over your shirt. I'm like, yeah, and it's covered in stains also, I don't fucking care.
48:06 Adam Friedland? I got a cum right here.
48:08 Speaker 04 Yeah, there's mustard, there's all sorts of shit. Who cares?
48:13 Speaker 05 What's your favorite stain you ever had on a club?
48:15 Speaker 04 Favorite stain?
48:22 Speaker 04 It's a tricky question.
48:26 Speaker 04 I tie-dyed a shirt once when I was like six.
48:29 Adam Friedland? It's intentional stain?
48:31 Speaker 04 Yeah, but it's a stain, dumbass. That was the fucking question.
48:34 Adam Friedland? It doesn't count, dude.
48:35 Speaker 04 No, it does count.
48:36 Adam Friedland? Well, any shirt is dyed.
48:38 Speaker 04 It's an intentional stain.
48:39 Adam Friedland? Any shirt is dyed.
48:40 Speaker 04 Repeat the words, repeat the, let the words come out of your mouth again. See where you, see if you can identify where you fucked up.
48:49 Speaker 04 Say it again.
48:51 Adam Friedland? I'm not.
48:52 Speaker 04 Say it again.
48:53 Adam Friedland? You're probably used to this from your time in fraternities.
48:57 Speaker 05 Nah.
48:58 Adam Friedland? This is kind of a, kind of a hazing situation right now.
49:01 Speaker 04 We're sitting here having a good time.
49:02 Adam Friedland? Did you guys do, did you hard?
49:04 Speaker 04 So you're the one who started off being an asshole saying, oh, that doesn't count.
49:08 Adam Friedland? I'm just saying.
49:09 Speaker 04 What's your question? What is your favorite stain?
49:11 Adam Friedland? Yeah, stain.
49:12 Speaker 04 I say tie-dye, you say, that's an intentional stain.
49:17 Adam Friedland? If you say something is a stain on our nation's history.
49:21 Speaker 04 That's not what he said.
49:22 Adam Friedland? It's a bad thing.
49:22 Speaker 04 You're the one that prompted it. Is that a correct answer?
49:24 Speaker 05 I don't wanna get involved in this dispute, man.
49:27 Speaker 04 You already agreed. You already said that's fine.
49:28 Adam Friedland? Yeah, whose fucking side are you on, Mandel?
49:30 Speaker 05 I did, I did, I did.
49:31 Adam Friedland? He said that because he's scared of you, because you've been, you've been, you've been, because you have a scary.
49:36 Speaker 04 You're always looking for a way to ruin the mood.
49:37 Adam Friedland? No, no, no.
49:38 Speaker 05 No, no, no, I was.
49:39 Adam Friedland? You have to make a choice, actually, right now. Okay?
49:43 Speaker 05 Yeah.
49:43 Adam Friedland? Whose side are you on? I've been nice.
49:44 Speaker 05 See, man, with y'all demographic, man.
49:47 Adam Friedland? What do you, what do you mean demographic?
49:49 Speaker 04 I don't think you have to pick a side.
49:50 Adam Friedland? You don't have to pick a side. I was just kidding.
49:52 Speaker 04 No, I already said he doesn't have to pick a side. You can't also say you're insisting.
49:57 Adam Friedland? I agreed with you.
49:57 Speaker 04 He's gotta pick a side, and then I say it, and then now you're like, oh, of course, that's how I feel. Of course.
50:03 Speaker 05 I just wanna say, in this moment, I'm proud of both of y'all, man.
50:06 Adam Friedland? Thank you, man. I appreciate that.
50:07 Speaker 05 Proud of y'all.
50:08 Adam Friedland? I appreciate that. You know what? You kind of mediated. You kind of like, you kind of got things okay.
50:13 Speaker 04 We were, we were lifetime, we were career features. Well, me. He was nothing.
50:17 Adam Friedland? I was nothing. I came from the dust.
50:19 Speaker 04 You know, and now both of us, we've gotten like, probably a year and a half of headlining out of this last little boom.
50:25 Adam Friedland? Yeah, it's been a, it's been a.
50:26 Speaker 04 And it'll go back to nothing, but that's fine. We got backup plans.
50:29 Speaker 05 You got a good run going. You got a good run.
50:31 Speaker 04 I'm going, I'm going sauna full time.
50:33 Speaker 05 Y'all got a great demo.
50:34 Speaker 04 So don't sell yourself short. Nine years is not that long in this business.
50:38 Speaker 05 Oh, I'll never make it, but what I will say is, I think y'all got a great thing going, man. People love y'all.
50:45 Adam Friedland? I'm gonna be, I'm gonna go, you know, inner-city, um, public school teacher after this.
50:51 Speaker 04 I would do that if the inner cities brought back the, remember the barrels that used to be on fire all the time back in the 90s? Anytime you saw.
50:59 Adam Friedland? Hobos warming, warming their hands.
51:00 Speaker 04 There was, I was at a time.
51:01 Adam Friedland? You know like a hobo, hobos are warming their hands around the barrel.
51:04 Speaker 05 Oh, I thought that was trash cans.
51:06 Speaker 04 No, they're like oil barrels, and there, there's always fire in them, and there's always diamond plate steel.
51:11 Adam Friedland? What is it? Yeah, what is the barrel thing when it comes to hobos? Because there's that, and then there's the suspenders with the barrels. With the, yeah.
51:19 Speaker 05 Oh, because they would go broke, and then they would have to, that's all they could find.
51:22 Adam Friedland? Why is that the only close that they could find? Why is that the only close?
51:26 Speaker 05 Yeah.
51:26 Speaker 04 I think it was actually, that's like a way to humiliate people. Like, that was like tar and feathering, and then they put you in a barrel also.
51:32 Speaker 05 I ain't gonna lie, so I, I was about to move, when I was, I'm moving, and I was gonna, I'm doing like a go-away show, and then I was gonna do like, a photo with a stick and bendo.
51:43 Adam Friedland? Oh, yeah, yeah.
51:43 Speaker 05 The bandana on the stick.
51:44 Adam Friedland? Like Johnny, Johnny Appleseed, yeah.
51:46 Speaker 05 Yeah, and then I realized like, bro, that's silly cuz they could just like hold the bandana.
51:53 Adam Friedland? Yeah, right.
51:54 Speaker 05 Like, what's in the bandana that you need to stick?
51:56 Adam Friedland? Also, it's not that much stuff.
51:58 Speaker 04 You create like, uh, like, uh, leverage.
52:01 Speaker 05 I know, but it can't be that heavy if it's in a bandana.
52:04 Speaker 04 You know, he could have lead in there.
52:06 Speaker 05 Yeah, they was on that.
52:08 Adam Friedland? Uh huh. Are you only bringing a bandana's worth of, uh, of your stuff to LA?
52:14 Speaker 05 Yeah.
52:15 Adam Friedland? What, what do you think, what, what do you, what's the priceless thing that you're bringing to LA when you're moving? Come on, brother.
52:22 Speaker 04 Do you want a stick for your lemons? Try it out?
52:24 Speaker 05 Some of these.
52:25 Adam Friedland? Pete, can we get him a stick?
52:26 Speaker 05 Yeah, man, put the stick on, put, put this on the stick, man.
52:30 Adam Friedland? Put your lemons on a stick?
52:31 Speaker 05 You gotta have these right here.
52:33 Adam Friedland? Yeah, I think it's a cool style.
52:34 Speaker 05 Yeah, man.
52:35 Adam Friedland? Do you have any other, uh, any unique, uh, tics like that?
52:39 Speaker 05 I got some fake AirPods on me right now.
52:40 Adam Friedland? Wait, they don't work?
52:42 Speaker 05 Nah, they, they work, but they fake.
52:44 Adam Friedland? Oh, they're from like the deli?
52:46 Speaker 05 Oh, nah, I got these at the airport.
52:48 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
52:49 Speaker 05 Yeah, they fake.
52:50 Adam Friedland? Do they like zap you every like, uh, now and then?
52:53 Speaker 05 Nah, like, people, people, every time I talk on the phone.
52:55 Speaker 04 They only, they only play Michael Buble.
52:58 Adam Friedland? Michael Buble's Christmas.
53:01 Speaker 04 Yeah, you get Michael Buble.
53:03 Speaker 05 Every time I talk on the phone, kids be like, it's an echo.
53:07 Adam Friedland? They're like, yeah, this, this sounds terrible, yeah, yeah. And you're like, I'm on my AirPods, I don't know why, Steve Jobs would.
53:12 Speaker 05 He wouldn't do that.
53:13 Adam Friedland? He wouldn't do that at all. What, what was your first show, when, but like when you started to stand up? What like compelled you to start standing up?
53:21 Speaker 05 Well, I had graduated school and I was like, oh snap, like, I got a low IQ, bro, so like, I was trying to work jobs and stuff and I was bad at it. And so I've always been a stand-up fan, so then I just tried it one day cuz my homeboy bit me. And then me and him was going to open mics every day with each other and then he got a job at IBM. And I just kept doing that.
53:43 Adam Friedland? Cause his IQ is high.
53:44 Speaker 05 Oh yeah, he's smart.
53:46 Adam Friedland? He's smart though.
53:46 Speaker 04 What's IBM even doing these days?
53:48 Speaker 05 They they do like security.
53:50 Adam Friedland? They do Watson.
53:51 Speaker 05 So they cybersecurity is where it's at. You get you a cybersecurity certificate. You gonna you gonna make six figures.
53:57 Adam Friedland? What does cybersecurity even do?
53:59 Speaker 05 They.
54:00 Adam Friedland? They like get your enemy's home address?
54:02 Speaker 05 Like it might be a business, you know, it's like cats. It's people in, you know, with with hunched over backs and whatnot. They typing and. They trying to find the data, man. And they're like chill chill, don't do that.
54:14 Adam Friedland? Oh, you mean like hackers and stuff trying to like penetrate?
54:17 Speaker 05 And they like chill.
54:18 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
54:19 Speaker 05 That's what they do.
54:20 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah. They say, please stop chill.
54:22 Speaker 05 Come on, bro.
54:23 Adam Friedland? Come on, man. For crying out loud.
54:26 Speaker 04 Yeah. Mr. Robot. Remember that show?
54:28 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, with that guy Rami.
54:32 Speaker 04 Mm hmm.
54:32 Adam Friedland? They couldn't blink.
54:34 Speaker 04 Yeah, he doesn't blink.
54:35 Adam Friedland? He doesn't blink.
54:36 Speaker 04 And his lips are upside down. That's the craziest thing about that guy.
54:39 Adam Friedland? Yeah, that guy stinks.
54:40 Speaker 04 He's like bottom.
54:43 Speaker 04 His bottom lip's on the top and the top one's on the bottom.
54:46 Speaker 05 That's the worst, man.
54:48 Adam Friedland? Did you see him play Freddie Mercury in that movie?
54:50 Speaker 04 No, I refuse to watch it.
54:52 Adam Friedland? I watched it.
54:53 Speaker 05 Man, I ain't gonna lie. Freddie Mercury, that movie, I said. Put them teeth up. I want them. If I get somebody.
55:00 Adam Friedland? You have big ass teeth.
55:01 Speaker 05 If I get somebody, I'm getting them veneers for sure.
55:03 Adam Friedland? Oh, yeah.
55:04 Speaker 04 Big, big.
55:05 Speaker 05 Man, I'm chomping down, man.
55:07 Adam Friedland? The Steve Harvey.
55:07 Speaker 05 And what?
55:08 Adam Friedland? I'm gonna go to Steve Harvey's teeth guy.
55:10 Speaker 05 I'm chomping down. I don't want my lips to close. No, let it breathe. I've always had asthma. Keep my junk open.
55:21 Adam Friedland? Mm hmm.
55:21 Speaker 05 You know what I'm saying?
55:22 Adam Friedland? Well, I don't want to sell you off of LA, but the air quality is probably bad for your asthma right now with all these damn cars.
55:27 Speaker 05 Yeah, man.
55:28 Adam Friedland? Seems like you should be moving here to New York.
55:31 Speaker 04 Are the fires out yet? I check, I check every couple hours.
55:34 Adam Friedland? I've been checking, dude.
55:35 Speaker 05 I think they own, they working on it now.
55:37 Speaker 04 I know they're working on it, but I mean it's like.
55:38 Adam Friedland? But they only have girls in the fire department now, so they're fucked.
55:40 Speaker 04 I also, I also don't really know what you can really do for a big ass fire. I think it's like they're, and this is good, this is probably firefighters are gonna get mad at this.
55:50 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah.
55:50 Speaker 04 I think a fire that big, you go out, you spray the water at it and everybody's like, oh my god, thank you for the firefighters. But I think the firefighters know that you're just waiting for that fire to put itself out.
55:59 Adam Friedland? You gotta kinda let it run its course.
55:59 Speaker 05 Not in the plane.
56:01 Speaker 04 What good is that fucking plane doing?
56:03 Speaker 05 It, it, it spray, it's, I feel like it's a wide spray it's doing. I don't know why I'm doing this, y'all know what a plane is, so y'all don't really need that, but.
56:11 Adam Friedland? But yeah, they go to a lake and they pick up water and then they dump it?
56:15 Speaker 05 I think they don't, I think it's like a, it's like a, whatever, whatever's inside of a, uh.
56:19 Speaker 04 Retardant.
56:20 Speaker 05 A fire extinguisher.
56:21 Adam Friedland? They do, they use retardant.
56:22 Speaker 04 They use flame retardant.
56:24 Speaker 05 You know, fire extinguisher juice, whatever that's in there?
56:27 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah.
56:27 Speaker 05 They got, they got a hundred gallons in there.
56:30 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
56:31 Speaker 05 And they dumping it out on it.
56:32 Speaker 04 Yeah. I've seen the videos and some of them on Twitter, they're like, look at this beautiful, amazing dump.
56:41 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
56:41 Speaker 04 That they did on the.
56:43 Adam Friedland? What a dump.
56:43 Speaker 04 On the Kenneth fire, what a beautiful dump.
56:45 Adam Friedland? Incredible dump.
56:47 Speaker 04 That this helicopter took.
56:49 Adam Friedland? Stunning dump.
56:51 Speaker 04 And I, I watch it and it's pretty cool, it extinguishes part of it, but then you look at the bigger map and it's like, oh, that's like a fucking.
56:57 Adam Friedland? It's, it's Hades.
56:59 Speaker 04 Yeah, it's like, it's like basically, you know, like when you get like a birthday cake? And somebody tries to blow the candles out and they go, whoo, and then like they flicker.
57:08 Speaker 05 And then someone come back.
57:09 Speaker 04 But well, they come back and it's like, that first blow doesn't count for the second one, you know what I mean?
57:16 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
57:16 Speaker 04 And that's kind of how I imagine the fire that, like the firefighting is happening. Like they're able to do a little bit, but this is such a big fire that like, it kinda, you kinda just have to wait for it to run its course to a certain extent.
57:28 Adam Friedland? Huggins lost his laptop in the fire.
57:30 Speaker 04 Just his laptop?
57:31 Adam Friedland? Well, he's visiting LA and he was staying in the Palisades, so he lost all his, the clothes he brought and his laptop. And it's some hard drives and stuff, but yeah.
57:38 Speaker 04 Oh damn, that's awesome. Whereas, and then it's not killed anybody, that's the craziest thing.
57:41 Adam Friedland? Cause the evacuation.
57:42 Speaker 04 Yeah, but LA's traffic is so bad, you, I would imagine an evacuation alert happens and there's a, it takes nine hours to get to fucking Starbucks in LA, you know?
57:50 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
57:51 Speaker 04 And then with these, they're like, that's working somehow? Nobody's died?
57:55 Adam Friedland? No one's saying thank you.
57:56 Speaker 05 Well, that's a good credit to whatever system they got on getting people out.
57:59 Adam Friedland? Cause in North California, North California, they have fires and then it's like, like thirty people die.
58:04 Speaker 04 Yeah.
58:04 Adam Friedland? Yeah, but, but those are like, uh, guys that are like hippies that like don't wanna leave their, you know, their intentional living community.
58:12 Speaker 04 We're part of the fire, man.
58:14 Adam Friedland? Yeah, it's all boomer hippies, yeah.
58:15 Speaker 04 The fire, you have fire in you.
58:18 Adam Friedland? You just gotta be positive, yeah.
58:19 Speaker 04 And you can fucking remember the sixties?
58:21 Adam Friedland? I, I had unprotected sex twice. Forty-five years ago. I'm Che Guevara.
58:29 Speaker 05 Yes, I seen that video of that cat with a fire, he had the, the, the glass window?
58:34 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
58:35 Speaker 05 And then the fire was like coming around his door.
58:38 Adam Friedland? His sliding, his sliding door? Yeah. How'd that guy live?
58:41 Speaker 05 That's what I'm trying to figure out. When you said nobody died, I'm like, how did he get out of it?
58:44 Adam Friedland? How'd they live?
58:45 Speaker 04 I don't know, that's what I mean, it's impressive. Now, the, the instinct, of course, is to go online and be like, this is all fake, it's not happening.
58:53 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
58:54 Speaker 04 These are crisis actors. In fact, I haven't even seen any crisis actors.
58:57 Adam Friedland? No. I, I, I think that it's...
59:00 Speaker 05 I think that type of lying costs a lot of money now. When Alex Jones got...
59:04 Adam Friedland? Alex Jones was saying that it's on purpose.
59:06 Speaker 05 Yeah, when he got hit up, wh- when he, for that lie, I think people stopped doing that.
59:10 Adam Friedland? But he's still doing Infowars. I thought he was gonna lose everything, right?
59:14 Speaker 05 But I think he ain't lying. I mean, I, not, I, I feel like he's stretching the truth a little bit more than he is lying.
59:20 Speaker 04 Didn't somebody buy Infowars? Now he has, still has to do it to pay his debts, but he has to like, he has to keep lying to pay the debts. He has to do it in a way where he doesn't get sued again.
59:30 Speaker 05 Yeah.
59:30 Adam Friedland? That's pretty cool.
59:31 Speaker 05 Cause at first he, at first he was straight up lying and now he be like, "I've heard..."
59:36 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
59:36 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah.
59:37 Speaker 05 Put the disclaimer on there.
59:38 Adam Friedland? You have to do the gossip style, yeah. "People are saying", yeah. That's Trump's style. He like, he does "people are saying".
59:44 Speaker 05 Yeah.
59:45 Adam Friedland? Yeah, I mean, it's, it is really fucking crazy looking.
59:50 Speaker 04 We got ten days before Trump's, eleven days?
59:52 Adam Friedland? Yeah, especially for like the beginning of this year, twenty twenty-five, and then we got Trump, it's like, it's kind of like, gonna be wild. Like, I, it hadn't dawned on me, I'd kind of been like, uh, not paying attention to much, but now I'm like, goddamn, this year's gonna be crazy.
1:00:09 Speaker 05 Man, I visited DC, I went to DC for the first time, maybe, what? Three months ago, and I was like, it made this, the January sixth even more crazy, cuz it looked way smaller in real life than it do on TV.
1:00:24 Adam Friedland? Oh, like the Capitol?
1:00:25 Speaker 05 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's like, hey, man, they really, they really was doing too much. You get what I'm saying?
1:00:35 Adam Friedland? I don't know, not really.
1:00:36 Speaker 05 Like a cat from, a cat from like a mile away.
1:00:40 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah.
1:00:42 Speaker 05 Could, could see, like, all these people trying to stuff into this little bitty building. It's like, hey, man, y'all, y'all gotta chill, bro. Y'all going to jail, bruh.
1:00:52 Adam Friedland? Yeah, do you think that the Kamala ladies are gonna do January sixth for her?
1:00:56 Speaker 04 Nah. It's January tenth.
1:00:58 Adam Friedland? January tenth. Well, maybe next year, they might just reschedule.
1:01:02 Speaker 04 They're past January sixth.
1:01:03 Adam Friedland? Well, maybe.
1:01:04 Speaker 04 Just without incident.
1:01:05 Adam Friedland? So, but that's the trick, cuz they're gonna be like, we're in the clear, cuz January sixth is past, and then they just choose, you know, January twelfth or something.
1:01:14 Speaker 05 Mm-hmm. But you gotta think about it, bro. Once that cat got shot, they not, they not about to be playing.
1:01:21 Adam Friedland? Who?
1:01:22 Speaker 05 Trump.
1:01:23 Adam Friedland? Oh, yeah.
1:01:23 Speaker 05 Once he got shot, the security is not casual no more, bruh.
1:01:27 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:01:28 Speaker 05 They trying to keep that cat alive, bruh.
1:01:29 Adam Friedland? Who is?
1:01:31 Speaker 05 The people who work for him, yeah.
1:01:33 Adam Friedland? Yeah, Secret Service, yeah.
1:01:35 Speaker 05 Cuz so I think now, like, I feel like now, if, as soon as you, you could text somebody, man, I'm about to, I'm about to spray wine on him.
1:01:43 Adam Friedland? The door gets busted down.
1:01:44 Speaker 05 I'm gonna try that.
1:01:44 Speaker 04 I'm gonna text Adam.
1:01:45 Adam Friedland? Just say it right now.
1:01:46 Speaker 05 They gonna come get you, bro.
1:01:47 Speaker 04 I'm gonna see.
1:01:47 Adam Friedland? Don't text me, please.
1:01:49 Speaker 04 Why?
1:01:49 Adam Friedland? Or at least give me my-
1:01:50 Speaker 04 Don't come after me, but I just wanna see if that works.
1:01:52 Adam Friedland? Nick, say-
1:01:53 Speaker 05 No, you gotta do, you gotta be in DC during the thing.
1:01:56 Adam Friedland? No, no, no, no, no.
1:01:57 Speaker 05 If you text him-
1:01:58 Adam Friedland? We're in New York, we're the greatest city in the world, let's see.
1:02:00 Speaker 05 If you in DC on what day, January twelfth?
1:02:02 Adam Friedland? I don't know.
1:02:03 Speaker 04 I just texted Adam.
1:02:04 Adam Friedland? What'd you say?
1:02:06 Speaker 04 I made a threat and we're gonna see.
1:02:08 Speaker 05 Uh oh.
1:02:08 Adam Friedland? Oh, my phone's in the office right now.
1:02:10 Speaker 04 Oh, okay.
1:02:10 Speaker 05 Yeah, but it come through this door.
1:02:12 Adam Friedland? What did you say? Can I see it on your phone?
1:02:13 Speaker 04 You'll check it on your phone later.
1:02:15 Adam Friedland? What's the threat?
1:02:16 Speaker 04 Why don't, the trick doesn't work.
1:02:18 Adam Friedland? Just let Mandel see, I guess, because he's the guest.
1:02:22 Speaker 05 Hmm, hmm.
1:02:24 Adam Friedland? What did he say?
1:02:25 Speaker 05 I'll be a little nervous.
1:02:26 Adam Friedland? You think I'm gonna get in jail?
1:02:28 Speaker 05 Oh, you going to jail?
1:02:29 Adam Friedland? But he sent the text.
1:02:30 Speaker 05 Yeah, yeah, but the way it said.
1:02:32 Speaker 04 As, as your lawyer.
1:02:33 Speaker 05 You're going to prison, bro.
1:02:34 Speaker 04 As your lawyer.
1:02:35 Speaker 05 They sending you down there.
1:02:35 Speaker 04 I said, as your attorney.
1:02:37 Adam Friedland? You could be my lawyer.
1:02:38 Speaker 04 I saw your secret letter about killing the president.
1:02:41 Speaker 05 You getting twenty years, man.
1:02:42 Adam Friedland? I just need you to feature while you're representing.
1:02:45 Speaker 05 Oh, I will do that now.
1:02:46 Adam Friedland? Just do your twenty.
1:02:47 Speaker 05 Listen, let me say this.
1:02:49 Adam Friedland? For your closing statement.
1:02:51 Speaker 05 Get ready to, I hope you good at washing clothes.
1:02:53 Adam Friedland? I will not.
1:02:55 Speaker 04 He's not good at washing clothes.
1:02:56 Adam Friedland? I'm not gonna survive. I'm not gonna survive on this.
1:02:59 Speaker 05 They sending you down there.
1:03:00 Adam Friedland? I'm gonna go Islam, though, the second I get there.
1:03:03 Speaker 05 That's a good idea.
1:03:04 Adam Friedland? Yeah, I'm gonna be the first white Islam.
1:03:06 Speaker 05 Nah, you definitely won't be the first one. Would you grow a beard?
1:03:09 Adam Friedland? I can't physically, I can't, yeah.
1:03:11 Speaker 05 Oh, it's looking bad.
1:03:13 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:03:14 Adam Friedland? I'm not gonna join the Nazis.
1:03:16 Speaker 05 You might have to.
1:03:17 Adam Friedland? I'm a Jewish guy, they wouldn't take me.
1:03:19 Speaker 04 Join the Zionists.
1:03:21 Adam Friedland? Latin King.
1:03:21 Speaker 04 The prison Zionists.
1:03:22 Adam Friedland? No, I'm gonna go Latin King. I'm gonna be a Fu. I'm gonna be an SA in jail.
1:03:25 Speaker 04 It'd be funny if they're after, you know, like, after the Middle East thing and now Zionism's a dirty word, if there were prison Zionism gangs and it's all just white guys from, like, Alabama. They're like, you, you brother Israel, my friend. They're like, Star of David tattoos. They're like, well, it's more a prison thing. I don't believe in any. I don't really believe in this stuff, but, you know, I mean, it's, it's about survival on the inside. You gotta be a Jew.
1:03:51 Adam Friedland? You gotta stick with your own kind.
1:03:52 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:03:53 Speaker 05 But why I feel like this actually happened in some capacity, bro.
1:03:56 Speaker 04 Yeah, probably, yeah. Soon.
1:03:57 Speaker 05 You know what I'm saying?
1:03:58 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:03:59 Adam Friedland? I'm not.
1:04:00 Speaker 04 Coming up on Lockup Raw.
1:04:02 Speaker 05 You going to jail, bro.
1:04:03 Speaker 04 Skinhead Jews.
1:04:05 Adam Friedland? I'm not gonna go to jail, dude. I can't, seriously. But they, if it's a federal crime there, it's a Jewish. There's a Jewish, um, like, prison that, for like, white collar crime. There's like one prison where they have like kosher food and stuff and you just lie that you need to go there. And you get to play tennis and stuff.
1:04:24 Adam Friedland? I'll go to that one.
1:04:25 Speaker 05 I'm not gonna say.
1:04:28 Adam Friedland? Say it. It's conspiracy.
1:04:30 Speaker 05 That sound a little.
1:04:32 Adam Friedland? Come on, what are you saying?
1:04:33 Speaker 05 Nah, man.
1:04:34 Adam Friedland? Special treatment.
1:04:35 Speaker 05 Nah, man.
1:04:35 Adam Friedland? You can say it, it's alright.
1:04:36 Speaker 05 Nah, I'm the number one.
1:04:37 Adam Friedland? Mandel, just say it, dude. Cause he's moving to LA, you can't say it on your spineless.
1:04:41 Speaker 05 Oh, bro.
1:04:42 Speaker 04 They're not looking into the future.
1:04:43 Speaker 05 Oh, bro, let me make so clear, man. I'm trying to change my family life, man, so. I'm absolutely gonna keep my opinions to myself.
1:04:51 Adam Friedland? Alright, alright, alright.
1:04:52 Speaker 05 But God bless everybody.
1:04:54 Speaker 04 Everybody in their own time.
1:04:55 Adam Friedland? Yeah, spoken like a true alpha male. Mandel, thanks for joining us. It's been a lot of fun, man. You're the man. Alright, thanks, guys.
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