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1:20 Adam Friedland? Welcome to the Adam Friedland Show podcast. Guest this week, Joe Mandi, thanks for joining us.
1:25 Speaker 02 Happy to be here, thank you.
1:26 Adam Friedland? First person with a million followers on Twitter. Is that true?
1:30 Speaker 02 That's the first person to openly buy them, I think.
1:33 Adam Friedland? Oh, that's right.
1:33 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah. There were people with millions already.
1:37 Adam Friedland? Where do you buy them from? Like Indonesia or something?
1:39 Speaker 02 Well, there was like Fiverr and then there, one of my Fiverr, Fiverr guys was like, if we go off the website, I can hook you up. And he was just like a guy in Moldova who was just for like a couple hundred bucks, was just giving me hundreds of thousands of followers.
1:54 Adam Friedland? That's so sweet.
1:55 Speaker 02 And I don't know what's up with Moldova, but I don't think I was like funding something.
2:00 Adam Friedland? Isn't that the worst country? Didn't Rodu say that, that that's like statistically the worst one? That's some Eastern European beef that I don't want no part of. Where's he from Romania?
2:10 Speaker 03 He's Romanian.
2:10 Adam Friedland? That's worse, probably.
2:12 Speaker 03 Yeah, I wonder how he feels about Nosferatu.
2:14 Adam Friedland? He's mad at Moldova? I don't care at all about that.
2:16 Speaker 03 They had real Romanians in Nosferatu.
2:19 Adam Friedland? They did?
2:19 Speaker 03 Yeah.
2:20 Adam Friedland? Really?
2:21 Speaker 03 Not the robot. The robot's played by Bill Skarsgård.
2:23 Adam Friedland? Did you watch it?
2:24 Speaker 03 What? Yeah, I just saw it last night.
2:26 Adam Friedland? Was it good?
2:27 Speaker 03 It was good. Yeah.
2:29 Adam Friedland? It looks cool.
2:30 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
2:30 Adam Friedland? I, I wanna see Wicked, but I don't, everything else people are excited to see, I don't wanna see.
2:35 Speaker 03 That's what I, that's why I said I'm gonna get into Game of Thrones. Now it's safe.
2:40 Speaker 03 I can watch it by myself now.
2:41 Adam Friedland? You're waiting for it to not be part of like the discourse.
2:44 Speaker 03 2025, I get into Game of Thrones and AOL Instant Messenger.
2:48 Speaker 02 I wish, man. That was a, that was a dark day for me when I lost my Instant Messenger profile.
2:55 Speaker 03 What do you mean, it got taken away from you?
2:56 Speaker 02 Just like my password didn't-
2:57 Speaker 03 By Chris Hansen?
2:57 Speaker 02 Yeah, I know. I couldn't get into the message boards I needed to, the chat rooms. They, uh, just my password no longer worked. And then there was like no, they're like, what, what was your email in 1998?
3:09 Adam Friedland? Who are you talking to on there?
3:11 Speaker 02 Like, I, I guess it was just like the, the-
3:15 Adam Friedland? Other guys in ISIS?
3:17 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
3:19 Adam Friedland? Van attacks?
3:20 Speaker 02 And, you know, between that and the time zones, I just, it was impossible to keep up with them.
3:24 Speaker 03 I had my name at Mac.com, back when they launched, I bought the Apple, my, just my name.
3:31 Speaker 02 Yeah.
3:31 Speaker 03 At Mac.com, and I lost the login information for it. And like, once every two years, I'd be like, maybe there's a way. And there isn't.
3:39 Speaker 02 No, it's just gone.
3:40 Speaker 03 And it drives me fucking insane every time.
3:42 Speaker 02 Same thing.
3:43 Adam Friedland? You didn't even have a phone at the time.
3:44 Speaker 03 And you can't even get Mac.com. You can't get those emails anymore. No, it's iCloud. You have to have an iCloud. And you get that for free when you buy the phone.
3:52 Adam Friedland? Yeah, I remember getting really excited for Gmail.
3:55 Speaker 02 I did too, yeah.
3:56 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
3:57 Speaker 02 It was like invite only, right?
3:58 Adam Friedland? It was invite only. I got an invite from my friend for the beta. Who has that story about Snoop Dogg at Gmail dot com?
4:04 Speaker 03 Moshe.
4:05 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
4:05 Speaker 03 Yeah. What he would do is a bit he would do on stage, Moshe would do, about like, meeting Snoop Dogg, and he'd like, connect, and we'd get his email, and he's like, can I get your email?
4:14 Speaker 02 Right.
4:15 Speaker 03 Snoop Dogg's like, you know, it's busy, so you know, yeah, it's, uh, Snoop Dogg at Gmail.
4:24 Speaker 02 It is really crazy then, how many really famous people is.
4:28 Speaker 03 But it's actually about a different celebrity. That's not Snoop Dogg's. He changed it to Snoop Dogg, but the actual celebrity and the real story is just as funny.
4:36 Speaker 02 Yeah.
4:37 Speaker 03 Yeah.
4:39 Adam Friedland? Was it?
4:40 Speaker 03 His email is.
4:43 Adam Friedland? Leave that in?
4:44 Speaker 03 And Moshe met him and he goes, yes.
4:51 Speaker 02 That's nice of Moshe to just come up with a different rapper. Yeah.
4:57 Adam Friedland? Well, now we exposed him. I went to a funeral. It was for my friend's brother last year. It was really sad. But my friend had to like get into his email because he needed to find some stuff for like, and so he like guessed the password. He finally got in. And he found an email. His brother sent an email to Steve Jobs, to sjobsatmac.com. And he's like, Mr. Jobs, my name is Toby. I'm a law student in New York City. I think you are spending too much money litigating like copyright law and not enough on research and development. Like, anyway, have a nice day, Mr. Jobs. And Steve Jobs responded. Yeah. And he was like, yeah, he was like, uh, he was like, yeah, you sound like.
5:38 Speaker 03 He responded like this?
5:39 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
5:41 Adam Friedland? He was drinking a smoothie while dying.
5:44 Speaker 02 Yeah, he was getting a kale M and M.
5:50 Adam Friedland? He's drinking green juice to cure his cancer. Yeah. And he was like, yeah, you sound like a law student. Like, thanks for your advice, but you're absolutely 100% incorrect. And like, yeah, you don't know. You don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. So Steve Jobs went into the comments, basically.
6:05 Speaker 02 That's cool.
6:05 Adam Friedland? But I guess he guessed Steve Jobs's email and my friend read it at the, during the eulogy. It was like, it was really nice. Like, people were crying and then they laughed a bit.
6:15 Speaker 03 How are they doing? That was an awful story.
6:17 Adam Friedland? Really sad.
6:17 Speaker 03 The way his friend's brother died.
6:19 Adam Friedland? Yeah, that was really, they're, they're, I mean, they're good. The kids are good. No, so good. I, we should probably, I don't know.
6:25 Speaker 03 You brought it up. I don't.
6:26 Adam Friedland? I was like.
6:27 Speaker 03 You brought it up to make fun of him for sending an email.
6:30 Adam Friedland? It's a funny story.
6:32 Speaker 03 Oh, okay.
6:33 Speaker 02 His pager exploded?
6:35 Adam Friedland? Yeah, he was in Hezbollah.
6:36 Speaker 03 Well, he had a seizure while driving.
6:39 Adam Friedland? We, they don't know.
6:39 Speaker 03 He crashed into Gaza.
6:41 Adam Friedland? They don't know. No, he crashed into a-
6:43 Speaker 03 He drove through all of Gaza.
6:45 Adam Friedland? He crashed into the Puerto Rican Day Parade and then kept driving, then went through Pride Month Parade.
6:50 Speaker 02 Oof, that's a rough day.
6:51 Adam Friedland? Which is the same, you know, it's the same time.
6:53 Speaker 02 Yeah.
6:54 Adam Friedland? I love that scheduling issue.
6:56 Speaker 03 So you're in LA, are you like, the wildfires, are you like demanding respect for that?
7:01 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
7:02 Speaker 02 I, I definitely used it last night to gain sympathy.
7:06 Speaker 03 With New York firefighters?
7:09 Speaker 02 No, with a crowd in Washington DC.
7:11 Speaker 03 Oh, okay.
7:12 Speaker 02 That joke didn't work.
7:13 Speaker 03 I keep, I get like, like, updates on my phone or whatever, and they're like, oh, Billy Crystal's house. He lost his house.
7:20 Speaker 02 Yeah.
7:21 Speaker 03 And I'm like, dude, no way I'm ever gonna care about that.
7:24 Adam Friedland? He's like, running out of his house covered in soot and he's doing the jazz man?
7:28 Speaker 03 There's anything in Billy Crystal's house. It's like a glass coffee table.
7:32 Adam Friedland? Clippers memorabilia?
7:32 Speaker 03 And then marble, just a bunch of marble, and he's bound to slip in there and split his fucking head open at some point.
7:38 Speaker 02 Uh, I, just before I came in here, I saw a thing that Melissa Rivers had heroically saved Joan Rivers's Emmy Award from a fire.
7:47 Adam Friedland? Oh, my gosh. That's nice. That's beautiful.
7:51 Speaker 02 Yeah.
7:52 Adam Friedland? I did, I, I don't know if you guys missed it, but I said he ran out of the house covered in soot.
7:57 Speaker 03 That's the Globe one, right?
7:58 Speaker 02 Huh?
7:59 Speaker 03 It's burned into her palm like a Nazi and-
8:03 Adam Friedland? That was better.
8:08 Speaker 03 Indiana Jones, that's it. That's the movie.
8:11 Adam Friedland? Yeah. His, his house is okay or no?
8:14 Speaker 03 No, that's the movie where the guy burns. I don't know.
8:18 Adam Friedland? Do you have any friends whose houses are okay, but they're richer than you?
8:21 Speaker 02 Uh-
8:21 Adam Friedland? So you're like, a little bit like, oh, I'm sorry, but you're richer than me.
8:24 Speaker 02 No, I, a horrible thing of being slightly more successful than a friend whose house burned down.
8:30 Speaker 03 Oh, that's, oh, that, you must feel terrible. You're a bad person. You're actually a bad, you're just a bad person.
8:35 Speaker 02 I offered to burn my house down. And support.
8:40 Adam Friedland? Oh, man.
8:41 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's, I don't think like, people are gonna care that much, in the rest of America. You see people on Twitter being like, it's not all rich people that live in LA, but it's like, you're not gonna convince them now that it's not.
8:53 Speaker 02 I know, it is.
8:54 Speaker 03 In their minds, it's fucking Dan Schneider boiling like a frog in his foot pool.
8:58 Speaker 02 Right.
8:59 Speaker 03 You know, that's, that's all that's happening.
9:00 Adam Friedland? Chet's posting pray for the Palisades a lot, these days. I text him, I was thinking of you.
9:04 Speaker 03 Is that where he's at?
9:06 Adam Friedland? That's where I think his family is. No, he's in Nashville now. He's a country star.
9:09 Speaker 03 Oh.
9:10 Speaker 02 Country star. He's an actor in a show I worked on.
9:12 Speaker 03 Interesting. Maybe they should look into...
9:15 Adam Friedland? Oh, the, the reality?
9:16 Speaker 03 They should look into what Chet was doing before he left for Nashville.
9:20 Speaker 02 Exactly. Yeah. He left his stove on.
9:23 Adam Friedland? He was doing pyro, pyro stuff, bad boy stuff.
9:26 Speaker 03 It's getting a little hot here in LA. I might head to Nashville. And that's his big surprise.
9:32 Adam Friedland? His music is beautiful.
9:34 Speaker 03 It's, it's on, I, I watched that...
9:36 Adam Friedland? His country music is stunning.
9:38 Speaker 03 Yeah, but even like, he, he did one of his songs on...
9:42 Adam Friedland? Yeah, but I made it bad.
9:44 Speaker 03 Well, whatever, but I mean, it's like, for just sitting here with these shitty microphones, I can't even get through a sentence. And then, yeah, I mean, it's really impressive. It's funny, cause it's like, I mean, he is, it's Tom Hanks' son. It's like, of course, he's like, talented.
9:59 Adam Friedland? Well, I mean, I would say more talented, actually.
10:02 Speaker 03 Yeah. At least, does Tom Hanks sing? I'm confusing, I'm like, combining him and Lyle Lovett in my mind, into one guy.
10:09 Speaker 02 It's the same. That happens. You know, that does happen.
10:11 Adam Friedland? The classic.
10:12 Speaker 03 Yeah, I'm thinking of Lyle Lovett.
10:13 Adam Friedland? Yeah. Osama Bin Laden, Scottie Pippen, and Hard. Lyle Lovett, Tom Hanks.
10:17 Speaker 03 They're all the same guys. Scottie Pippen.
10:19 Adam Friedland? Ringo Starr, Ringo Starr, Yasser Arafat. Yeah, all the classic.
10:26 Speaker 02 I found out last night that there's a DC councilman, whose name is, uh, Magic Jordan.
10:36 Speaker 02 I was like, I love it, man. Of course he won the election. That's the coolest.
10:40 Adam Friedland? That's his Christian name?
10:41 Speaker 02 Well, it's like something. His middle name legit is Magic.
10:44 Adam Friedland? Oh, legit?
10:45 Speaker 02 Yeah, Magic Jordan.
10:46 Adam Friedland? That's so sick.
10:48 Speaker 03 That's like a name you give the police.
10:51 Adam Friedland? That's like what a white person would do.
10:52 Speaker 03 It's like a 12 year old gives a name to the police because they're trying weed when they get caught.
10:56 Speaker 02 You're like, you're like your creator player on NBA 2K.
10:59 Adam Friedland? That's like what a nerd says in school. Yeah.
11:03 Speaker 02 Right, trying to fit in?
11:04 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah. So Magic Jordan was that what was going on with him? Playing sports ball. You don't like, yeah, you don't like sports. That's so funny. Yeah. DC, well, they also had a mayor named Bowser. Mario Bowser.
11:19 Speaker 03 Mario Bowser.
11:20 Adam Friedland? Mario Bowser.
11:23 Adam Friedland? What a great place. Yeah, and a mayor who smoked crack. Our mayor right now, I hope 1,000 years Eric Adams. The more I find out about what he did, he's the, he's the best.
11:32 Speaker 03 I don't really think he did anything wrong.
11:34 Adam Friedland? He had, he has eight phones on him at all times for crime. Like, yeah.
11:39 Speaker 03 Maybe he just likes phones. Is that bad?
11:41 Adam Friedland? No.
11:42 Speaker 03 There's a lot of new expensive phones.
11:45 Adam Friedland? Yeah, I mean, the, the, the, when, when, getting the tickets to Turkey, I don't care about.
11:51 Speaker 03 He's the mayor of New York, so no matter what, conservatives are gonna be mad at him on the internet.
11:54 Adam Friedland? Everyone's gonna be mad.
11:55 Speaker 03 And when the corruption stuff came out, they're like, oh, he's taking kickbacks.
11:59 Speaker 02 What was the corruption of it?
11:59 Speaker 03 The corruption stuff is he was getting like free business upgrades on flights to Turkey. It's like.
12:04 Adam Friedland? There were fund, like campaign fundraisers were.
12:06 Speaker 03 I don't care. It's, it's not.
12:08 Adam Friedland? I don't care either. I support this man no matter what.
12:10 Speaker 03 He brought swagger back. All the, all the, like, uh, uh, uh, what is it called? Graft? It's a graft that gets, that's, that gets like prosecuted is always the ones where it's like, this is fine to me. Like when Paul Manafort got busted for tax evasion because he bought his wife like a big coat.
12:28 Speaker 02 Yeah.
12:28 Speaker 03 I'm like, let him write the, it's a coat.
12:31 Adam Friedland? He said it was a business expense?
12:32 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's fine. Like when it's.
12:34 Speaker 02 It's like, that's scary because it's like that, oh, yeah.
12:36 Speaker 03 When it's like Biden doing like kickback renovations on his house, that's where it's fucked up. But if it's like a big stupid coat for your stupid wife.
12:44 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah.
12:44 Speaker 03 I don't have a problem with that. Like, uh, Menendez, getting gold bars from Egyptians, let him have the gold bars.
12:54 Speaker 03 You know what I mean?
12:55 Adam Friedland? Right.
12:56 Speaker 03 When it's like, oh, you know, like 15% of my offshore drilling come, that's bad. That stuff never, they never go after that.
13:02 Adam Friedland? Putting my crackhead son on a-
13:04 Speaker 03 Right, a golden top hat from the Prince of Austria.
13:07 Adam Friedland? On an energy board for a Uzbek oil company, yeah.
13:09 Speaker 03 Right, yeah.
13:10 Adam Friedland? What's Hunter up to?
13:12 Speaker 03 I don't know.
13:12 Adam Friedland? Is he at an agency? How do we get in touch? Is he C A N?
13:15 Speaker 03 I think he's an agent now.
13:16 Speaker 02 He's on Cameo, I think.
13:18 Adam Friedland? How can we get, Hunter, if you're out there, clip this?
13:22 Speaker 03 He manages Joel Kim Booster, I think.
13:24 Adam Friedland? He's Joel's?
13:25 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's the only client.
13:29 Speaker 03 I'm pretty sure.
13:34 Adam Friedland? He's, so he's, he's getting into the business?
13:36 Speaker 03 Yeah.
13:36 Speaker 02 Yeah.
13:36 Adam Friedland? So he wants to be, but he doesn't want to be on camera?
13:39 Speaker 03 No, no.
13:39 Speaker 02 He just gets all his clients to do full frontal nudity.
13:44 Adam Friedland? His one client?
13:44 Speaker 03 Yeah.
13:49 Adam Friedland? He runs like a Euphoria style agency, yeah. Oh, man, that's so funny. It is like, that guy that made Euphoria really pulled it off. I'm gonna make a show where every girl shows her boobs.
14:01 Speaker 03 You know what's really good that I hadn't had until this holiday season? Sees candies?
14:05 Adam Friedland? From the mall?
14:05 Speaker 02 From the mall, yeah.
14:06 Speaker 03 I always was under the impression that that was like taffy, like saltwater taffy, which I love the packaging of, but I hate is an actual candy.
14:13 Speaker 02 It's just chocolate, right?
14:14 Speaker 03 It's chocolate and it's really fucking good.
14:16 Adam Friedland? It's really good.
14:17 Speaker 03 Yeah.
14:17 Adam Friedland? Did you have Ethel M's?
14:19 Speaker 03 Ethel, no.
14:19 Adam Friedland? No, that was, I guess, in Vegas.
14:21 Speaker 03 I know Whitman Sampler and now Sees.
14:23 Adam Friedland? Whitman's is for grand, grandmas.
14:25 Speaker 03 I guess.
14:25 Adam Friedland? Yeah, as a grandma candy. I was just in Mexico and, um-
14:30 Speaker 03 When were you in Mexico?
14:32 Adam Friedland? Over New Year's, you know that.
14:34 Speaker 03 I had no idea you were in Mexico.
14:36 Adam Friedland? I went to Mexico City, dude.
14:37 Speaker 03 I was just listening to the events, I wasn't thinking about like in a location.
14:41 Adam Friedland? That's sweet, that's nice of you.
14:42 Speaker 03 Yeah.
14:43 Adam Friedland? I kind of like, I'm not gonna elaborate, but that's very nice of Nick.
14:46 Speaker 03 I had no idea you were in Mexico City.
14:48 Adam Friedland? I was in Mexico City and, um, and it's really like, the, the, like, the manic pixies we send down there? Like in, in, with respect to like, the guys that come here like get like- I guess brought up here by coyotes and shot by rednecks. And then they do like they clean poop and stuff and they never complain and we are sending some of the worst women. Like we're sending like the said no one ever.
15:15 Speaker 02 Oh, interested.
15:16 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
15:16 Speaker 02 Do they live there now?
15:16 Adam Friedland? Yeah, cuz that's normal. Yeah.
15:17 Speaker 02 Or just like tourists?
15:18 Adam Friedland? They all live there and they're all like Emily in Paris there.
15:21 Speaker 02 Oh, cool.
15:22 Adam Friedland? And it's just like, uh, but like every time I met like an American there, it was like, yeah, out of respect for the guys that were that they're sending up here, it's just the the contrast is insane to me.
15:32 Speaker 02 Right, right. We need to start taking them out.
15:35 Adam Friedland? Well, I mean, we we need to start like, uh, actually. Is really, it's it's so mean that like the conservatives are mad at like the nicest guys in America.
15:45 Speaker 02 For sure, yeah.
15:46 Adam Friedland? They bring us DoorDash in four seconds anytime we want anything.
15:50 Speaker 03 I love their outfits. They show up on the bike and they have those gloves that are like the.
15:55 Adam Friedland? Part of the bike.
15:55 Speaker 03 Yeah, it should have the name of a team on it. I mean, it's so big.
15:58 Adam Friedland? They're so.
16:00 Speaker 03 Giant glove.
16:01 Adam Friedland? I was driving while it was raining like a couple of weeks ago and there were those guys were like zooming over the the Manhattan Bridge. Definitely like thirty five of them die a day.
16:11 Speaker 02 Oh, my god.
16:11 Adam Friedland? It's it's so scary what they're doing and like, uh.
16:15 Speaker 03 A lot of them get robbed and murdered too for their bikes.
16:18 Adam Friedland? You think so?
16:19 Speaker 03 Yeah, there was a big they like they shut down like Times Square or something like three or four years ago demanding. You know, that the police stop the murders.
16:29 Adam Friedland? And the the cops aren't investigating.
16:31 Speaker 03 I think they're doing what they do with anything else here.
16:34 Speaker 02 Do they still do ghost bikes?
16:36 Adam Friedland? What are those?
16:36 Speaker 02 Those like memorials where it's like a a white.
16:39 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah. Yeah, they still have them around, but I think they might be the ones that have always been there.
16:44 Adam Friedland? Bike hipster culture kinda isn't as much of a thing.
16:46 Speaker 03 I've always I've always hated that. That's always like cuz it's like. I would never want to be known as a cyclist.
16:52 Speaker 02 Yeah.
16:53 Speaker 03 You know what I mean? I ride a bike occasionally and if I were to get if I were to get hit on. Cuz Kenny DeForest died like, you know, a year and a half ago.
16:59 Adam Friedland? I haven't been on a bike since.
17:01 Speaker 03 And then there was people on Twitter. I saw them start the like the bike community was like one of us.
17:06 Speaker 02 Oh, wow.
17:06 Adam Friedland? I know. Dude, I know.
17:08 Speaker 03 I don't think so.
17:08 Adam Friedland? I I don't know if I've said this on the show, not to get too morbid to bring up my second death on the show. But this guy I know was riding a bike got hit by a garbage truck in um in Sunset Park and he died. And the in the news, it said Jewish cyclist.
17:26 Speaker 03 That's what I mean.
17:27 Adam Friedland? Jewish cyclist dies.
17:29 Speaker 03 Can you imagine that? And he's like.
17:30 Adam Friedland? Why they say Jewish?
17:31 Speaker 03 My name's Ben. My name's Ben. I'm a chef.
17:34 Speaker 02 Jewish cyclist sounds like a, like an Oscar bait movie.
17:37 Adam Friedland? When I saw that, I'm like, come on. Imagine dying and that's
17:43 Adam Friedland? that's crazy. I feel, yeah, it was really sad. And then.
17:46 Speaker 02 Oh, that's like a, that's a dreadful thought to see like, what's the worst way, like two word combination to be remembered as?
17:53 Adam Friedland? Jewish.
17:58 Adam Friedland? Jewish anything. I did a, I did like a Jewish podcast.
18:03 Speaker 03 The one that made my dad happy?
18:06 Adam Friedland? Yeah, because my dad likes it. I did it. I did it only because my dad likes it.
18:10 Speaker 03 That's crazy to be 72 and listening to podcasts.
18:13 Adam Friedland? My dad, my dad called me yesterday. He's like, have you heard of a comedian Ari Shafir? And I was like, yeah, dad. He's like, I heard him on a podcast that I like. And I was like, he was like, he really, I, I, what he said about Kobe Bryant is disgusting.
18:27 Speaker 02 Oh, wow.
18:27 Adam Friedland? My dad's like now getting, getting into that.
18:29 Speaker 02 I thought it was like, he wanted you to go on, protect our.
18:32 Adam Friedland? No, no, he was telling me that he was disappointed with, with, what, uh, what Ari said about Kobe. But, um, I went on this Jewish podcast. I asked them to not post it. And they were like, posted and they said, sorry, we didn't see this message. They fortunately did cut out the part where the guy.
18:48 Speaker 03 This is so funny because that's what you would do.
18:52 Speaker 03 Oh, I didn't, oh, I didn't see.
18:53 Adam Friedland? Yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a.
18:55 Speaker 02 Right. Well, in Jewish culture, in Jewish podcast culture, you have to ask them to not to post three times.
19:00 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah. You have to, yeah, like conversion. What is this?
19:04 Speaker 03 This one's mine.
19:05 Adam Friedland? But I didn't bring one today.
19:06 Speaker 03 Oh, okay.
19:06 Adam Friedland? Can I, thanks, but.
19:08 Speaker 03 It's the mini.
19:09 Adam Friedland? No, I'm, okay. But anyway, I asked him not to post it, but they did cut out the part where the guy was like, and to all of our enemies, no matter where they are, as they hide from us in their holes, we will destroy them. And I was like, I don't want to talk about this right now.
19:26 Adam Friedland? It like started off like really light and it got there in like 20 minutes. And I was like, can I, I just don't want to talk about this right now.
19:33 Speaker 02 I was obsessed with a, um, Queens.
19:38 Speaker 02 Public access show when I lived here called Judaism the Series.
19:43 Adam Friedland? Oh god.
19:43 Speaker 02 And it was just a rabbi screaming into the camera for half an hour and it was, it was wonderful.
19:49 Adam Friedland? Where can you even get public access anymore?
19:50 Speaker 02 I don't know, I mean.
19:51 Adam Friedland? New York one, right?
19:52 Speaker 03 It's still on there, yeah.
19:53 Speaker 02 Yeah, I wonder if, yeah, I wonder if that show's still on, because you know, it's a series, a long series, I would imagine.
19:58 Speaker 03 You ever see the show Black Men Revealed?
20:01 Adam Friedland? It was, I think DC.
20:02 Speaker 03 No, it wasn't. It was like, I think they filmed it in LA, but it was on like, I saw it at my cousin's house the first time and I think it was on a channel called TV One.
20:11 Speaker 02 Oh yeah, TV One. That's owned by Byron Allen.
20:13 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there was a show on that called Black Men Revealed that was one of the best things I've ever seen.
20:19 Speaker 02 What were they revealing?
20:20 Speaker 03 I just like what kind of pubic hair they like.
20:23 Adam Friedland? What's that? You told me that.
20:24 Speaker 03 You know, like how loud black women are. I mean, it was like, it was like Sam Hyde came up with it. Yeah, it was really funny.
20:32 Adam Friedland? What kind of pubic hair do they like?
20:34 Speaker 03 Oh natural is the exact words the guy said.
20:39 Adam Friedland? French.
20:42 Speaker 03 Oh natural.
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23:41 Speaker 03 You think there's like a guy in Hamas, like who's like, this is my favorite podcast. And he hears that and he's like, what? What the fuck?
23:49 Adam Friedland? Yeah, the guy, the guy's act.
23:51 Speaker 03 I'm canceling my Patreon subscription to the Jewish podcast.
23:55 Adam Friedland? The guy's act is like, um, it's like.
23:57 Speaker 03 Someone hand me the Starlink. I need to cancel. I need to cancel my Patreon subscription to the Jewish Hour.
24:05 Adam Friedland? Yeah, his catchphrase.
24:06 Speaker 02 Wait, what is the name of the podcast, can you say?
24:08 Adam Friedland? It's this guy Modi.
24:10 Speaker 02 Oh, right.
24:10 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah. He's like, his act is like Comic View, but for Jewish people, it's like, yeah, so Sephardic people.
24:15 Speaker 02 He's like the Jewish Sebastian.
24:16 Adam Friedland? Everyone's parents like, yeah, yeah, they're like, so Sephardic people be driving like this, but Ashkenazi people be driving like that.
24:23 Speaker 02 He crushes.
24:24 Adam Friedland? Yeah, and he crushes. Yeah, he sings HaTikfa in the middle of the night.
24:27 Speaker 03 Sebastian was in that top five list of tours the last year. I didn't realize there was that many Italian people in America.
24:34 Speaker 02 Yeah.
24:35 Adam Friedland? Yeah, but he also has perspective on parenting and stuff like that, other people can relate to.
24:40 Speaker 03 I don't know. I mean, I like, I was under the impression that he just brings out the Italians. Like, he was like the white ethnic.
24:46 Adam Friedland? Like he's Joe Coy for, uh...
24:48 Speaker 03 Kind of, yeah.
24:49 Adam Friedland? For what is it? Bald people, right?
24:52 Speaker 03 Oh, Filipino. Filipinos, yeah. Or Phil, are they Philip? Cause Filipino means guy.
24:57 Adam Friedland? Pinoy.
24:58 Speaker 03 And then Phil, well, Pinoy means guy also.
25:00 Speaker 02 Oh.
25:01 Speaker 03 Really? Pinay is girl. You would think it would be vaginoy, but it's Pinay.
25:05 Speaker 02 Yes.
25:06 Speaker 03 And then Filipina is the girl one.
25:09 Adam Friedland? Brandon was telling me that-
25:10 Speaker 03 It's spelled with an F.
25:12 Adam Friedland? Filipino, yes it is, but the country is PH.
25:15 Speaker 03 Yeah.
25:15 Adam Friedland? Very confusing. What the hell? Uh, Brandon was telling me, because Brandon played his son in a movie, that Joe Para told him to show up just fully bald, like, on the first day.
25:26 Speaker 02 Yeah, that would be a strong move, yeah.
25:32 Adam Friedland? Hilarious. I watched that movie on a plane.
25:34 Speaker 03 Yeah.
25:35 Adam Friedland? Easter Sunday.
25:36 Speaker 02 Didn't he play like a, like a, like a sixteen year old or something?
25:39 Adam Friedland? Brandon played like a sixteen year old, and he be acting fourteen. You know, my man, immature. So what do you think about this election we got?
25:49 Speaker 02 With the upcoming one?
25:50 Adam Friedland? It's upcoming. We got Trump versus Kamala. What is Kamala doing right now?
25:55 Speaker 02 She's chilling. She's just inducting people into the.
25:59 Adam Friedland? We gotta get her in here.
26:01 Speaker 02 Yeah, that'd be cool.
26:02 Adam Friedland? They gave Soros the like, the Medal of Honor?
26:05 Speaker 02 Was that whole, that whole lineup of Medal winners was incredible.
26:09 Adam Friedland? Who'd they give it to?
26:10 Speaker 02 It was like Denzel Washington, Bono.
26:14 Speaker 03 Don't you have to like, use a machine gun in World War II to get the Medal of Honor?
26:19 Adam Friedland? No, they give it to like Bob Dylan and stuff.
26:20 Speaker 02 Presidential Medal of Freedom can just be like.
26:22 Speaker 03 Oh, the President, yeah. Medal of Honor is for the military. Yeah.
26:25 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
26:27 Speaker 03 The Medal of Freedom is like.
26:28 Speaker 02 Nanette got one.
26:29 Adam Friedland? Oh, okay. It's about time.
26:31 Speaker 02 Yeah.
26:32 Speaker 03 She's not even an American.
26:33 Adam Friedland? Neither is Bono.
26:35 Speaker 03 Oh, I didn't hear Bono. I heard Denzel and I heard George Soros.
26:40 Speaker 02 Got one. It seemed like they were, it was just like.
26:42 Speaker 03 Does George Soros have a nationality? He doesn't, right?
26:45 Adam Friedland? He's Hungarian. I think he's American.
26:47 Speaker 03 He's just, he's like the octopus that lives over the globe.
26:50 Adam Friedland? What?
26:51 Speaker 03 He doesn't have a country that he belongs in.
26:53 Adam Friedland? I don't even know what he looks like. I just know his name.
26:55 Speaker 03 He looks exactly like you'd imagine him to.
26:57 Adam Friedland? People are obsessed with George Soros.
26:59 Speaker 03 If you, like, everything you've heard about George Soros, now imagine.
27:02 Adam Friedland? Old as shit?
27:02 Speaker 03 Imagine the guy. He looks like, who's that guy that owns, who's that Greek guy that owns Christides?
27:08 Speaker 02 Yeah, uh, Katz.
27:10 Speaker 03 Katz and Mutzalucy or whatever.
27:12 Speaker 02 I'm obsessed with his daughter, AJ Katz. One of my, one of my favorite Instagram accounts.
27:17 Speaker 03 Oh, really?
27:18 Speaker 02 Yeah.
27:19 Speaker 03 Why? Is she nuts or something?
27:20 Speaker 02 She's nuts. She's very, she's been the like president of the Young Republican Guild for years. She's, um, she just very, very skinny and wears like American flag bikinis.
27:34 Speaker 03 You know who's great? It's Billy Joel's daughter.
27:36 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah?
27:37 Speaker 03 On Instagram, yeah.
27:37 Adam Friedland? Yeah, Nick's, Nick's ex.
27:39 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah.
27:40 Adam Friedland? The Down Easter Alexa.
27:41 Speaker 03 We dated for about forty-five years.
27:42 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
27:45 Speaker 03 Nah, cuz it's like, you know, she's like, you know, she's Billy Joel's daughter, so she'll make music and stuff.
27:49 Speaker 02 Right.
27:50 Speaker 03 But it's fine, you know, I mean, it's... But then the comments are all people who have like, watched her grow up.
27:56 Speaker 02 Oh my god.
27:57 Speaker 03 They're just like these, like, Long Island mutants that are like,
27:59 Speaker 02 lyrics, probably.
28:00 Speaker 03 "You're so beautiful, you've always been beautiful, your work is beautiful, I love you beautiful."
28:05 Speaker 02 Really blossomed into a piano woman.
28:07 Speaker 03 Yeah.
28:09 Speaker 02 Yeah.
28:10 Speaker 03 Yeah, exactly.
28:11 Adam Friedland? Yeah, I check in on the Jackson kids to make sure they're okay with no parents.
28:15 Speaker 02 Michael, like Blanket?
28:16 Adam Friedland? Paris does music now.
28:18 Speaker 02 Blanket?
28:19 Adam Friedland? Blanket doesn't have social media.
28:20 Speaker 02 Yeah, smart.
28:21 Adam Friedland? I just hope Blanket's okay.
28:22 Speaker 02 Me too.
28:23 Adam Friedland? It was so funny.
28:24 Speaker 02 Was Blanket the one that was dangled?
28:25 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
28:26 Speaker 02 Yeah.
28:26 Adam Friedland? That's so funny.
28:29 Speaker 02 It really was.
28:30 Adam Friedland? It was like, something that was too overwhelmingly funny for us to even process.
28:34 Speaker 02 Yeah, we weren't ready for that.
28:35 Adam Friedland? But it was just, Michael Jackson is dangling a child whose face is covered in like, some weird like, textile.
28:41 Speaker 02 Right, well, a blanket.
28:43 Adam Friedland? A blanket.
28:43 Speaker 02 Yeah.
28:44 Adam Friedland? And he named, Blanket was really into martial arts, uh, for a while, that was his thing. I just wanna make sure they're, they're okay. Cuz there were a lot of like, terrible things that people said about their father in the media.
28:55 Speaker 02 Aren't true.
28:55 Adam Friedland? That aren't true.
28:56 Speaker 02 Yeah.
28:57 Speaker 03 And then his other, his daughter, the girl he had with, uh, is in Nosferatu.
29:03 Adam Friedland? Who's that?
29:04 Speaker 03 Uh, Lily Rose Depp, that's Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson's daughter.
29:07 Adam Friedland? Yeah, daughter, daughter, yeah.
29:09 Speaker 02 Yeah.
29:10 Adam Friedland? Yeah, how, how was she? She was good?
29:11 Speaker 03 Yeah, I liked it, yeah.
29:13 Adam Friedland? Who made it? The witch guy?
29:15 Speaker 02 The Vavitch guy, yeah, Eggers.
29:17 Adam Friedland? Is it scary? I don't like scary movies.
29:18 Speaker 03 The witch is better.
29:20 Speaker 02 Yeah.
29:20 Speaker 03 I was saying it to Pete, it's like, there's all this like, uh, to do about him remaking this movie, it's just Dracula.
29:27 Speaker 02 It is just Dracula.
29:28 Speaker 03 It's like, you know.
29:30 Adam Friedland? Was it Jewish coded?
29:31 Speaker 03 We've done Dracula.
29:32 Adam Friedland? Was it Soros coded?
29:33 Speaker 03 Huh?
29:34 Adam Friedland? Soros coded?
29:35 Speaker 03 No, it's just Dracula.
29:36 Adam Friedland? There's no antisemitism?
29:36 Speaker 03 It's a good Dracula movie.
29:38 Adam Friedland? Oh, thank you, thank god.
29:39 Speaker 03 But the witch is better, witch is better than the original Nosferatu.
29:43 Speaker 02 Yeah.
29:43 Speaker 03 The witch is great.
29:44 Adam Friedland? What, I, I, I don't watch scary movies. They don't scare me, they're fake. There's no reason to watch a scary movie. I bet, you know what's scary? Dumpster scene, Mulholland Drive.
29:54 Speaker 02 That is scary, yeah.
29:55 Adam Friedland? It's the scariest thing I've ever seen.
29:57 Speaker 03 I'm trying to think what's the scariest thing I've seen in a movie.
30:00 Adam Friedland? That was the scariest thing I've ever seen.
30:02 Speaker 02 I, as a kid-
30:03 Speaker 03 You know in Star Wars, when they're in the trash room?
30:05 Adam Friedland? That's scary.
30:06 Speaker 03 And they're all, yeah, they almost...
30:08 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
30:09 Speaker 03 Thankfully, R2-D2 figures out the buttons.
30:13 Speaker 03 Every time I see that, I'm like, are they gonna get out of here? Oh, good. R2-D2 figured out the buttons.
30:19 Adam Friedland? When I was a kid, when I was a kid, my parents like got a sitter and they went out to dinner and they rented me Dumb and Dumber and I cried when they gave the blind kid the dead bird.
30:29 Speaker 03 They stole a Dumb and Dumber, they stole a Dumb and Dumber joke in that Apple TV series about the World War II pilots.
30:35 Adam Friedland? Did you watch it? I watched it too.
30:37 Speaker 03 Huh?
30:37 Adam Friedland? Did you watch it? I watched it.
30:39 Speaker 03 It's too distracting.
30:40 Adam Friedland? They're so handsome.
30:41 Speaker 03 It's why, it's the fucking hair is nuts. The hair is insane.
30:45 Adam Friedland? I can't get over how good looking.
30:46 Speaker 03 Comes back and like thirty of his friends have been killed. And he's like, thirty guys died already. And then he's got like fucking like teased and like perfect, you know, like he like he's gonna go shoot a watch ad.
31:00 Adam Friedland? And then he, he licks a metal pole and that's.
31:02 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the joke is like, you know, a guy spills the salt and they're like, you gotta throw the salt and he throws the entire thing.
31:10 Adam Friedland? That's funny.
31:10 Speaker 03 You know, and they're like, you're not supposed to throw the whole thing. And he's like, I'm the, I'm the guy from the south. I'm the World War II guy from the south. I don't know any better.
31:19 Adam Friedland? Pilot.
31:19 Speaker 03 In Georgia, we throw the whole salt. Cause I'm from the south.
31:24 Adam Friedland? Well, I was, I said.
31:25 Speaker 02 I mean, I'm laughing. It sounds good.
31:26 Adam Friedland? I said this before on the show, but I'll, I'll say it again. I don't care. But, uh, we, we, I was with like a group of people and Austin Butler was at the same place. And every girl was like, he's disgusting. And every guy was like, I'm gonna hit you in the face right now.
31:40 Speaker 02 Oh, really? Defending?
31:41 Adam Friedland? He's hot for us. He's hot to guys, but he's not girl hot. Girls like, like the, the rat fuck from the, from the working at a restaurant show.
31:51 Speaker 03 Ratatouille.
31:52 Adam Friedland? The rat guy from the working, I work at a restaurant. It's so hard. I'm in.
31:56 Speaker 03 Ratatouille.
31:56 Speaker 02 Yeah, he works in a restaurant.
31:58 Adam Friedland? It's, it's like the rat.
31:59 Speaker 02 He's under the hat.
32:00 Adam Friedland? It's a live action. No, it's from FX.
32:03 Speaker 03 He's a mouse that lives under a hat.
32:04 Adam Friedland? Name? Ayo DeBree, Ayo, uh, is in it.
32:07 Speaker 03 Patton Oswalt.
32:09 Adam Friedland? No, it's the one with, it's the rat guy with the penis. The Calvin Klein penis rat.
32:14 Speaker 03 Penis Oswalt.
32:15 Adam Friedland? It's the cock rat from the, uh, from the restaurant show.
32:18 Speaker 03 You think Patton Oswalt's penis looks like him?
32:22 Speaker 02 I, I guarantee you it does. Yeah.
32:24 Adam Friedland? Oh, you see?
32:25 Speaker 02 Yeah.
32:25 Adam Friedland? And did he ask you to jack off?
32:27 Speaker 03 It would be funny if he had like a Brian Posehn penis. You know, but then, and then, and Brian Posehn had a Patton Oswalt penis.
32:34 Adam Friedland? And that's their connection. Yeah.
32:36 Speaker 02 Yeah, they just click together.
32:38 Speaker 03 Yeah.
32:44 Speaker 03 Like the hole is all wide. You know what I mean? It's like short and stubby and it's got like a, like a wide hole.
32:51 Speaker 02 Yeah.
32:52 Adam Friedland? Yeah. I can see it.
32:54 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
32:54 Speaker 02 Oh, man.
32:55 Speaker 03 He nuts. It just looks like a, a stick of gum. Comes out. Like an old, like an old nineties printer.
33:03 Adam Friedland? It's a, it's a solid.
33:08 Speaker 02 Holes on each side.
33:09 Speaker 03 Yeah.
33:10 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
33:11 Speaker 03 I wonder if his house is on fire right now.
33:13 Speaker 02 Hopefully not.
33:14 Speaker 03 Yeah.
33:15 Speaker 02 Wait, what about Jay Leno's garage?
33:18 Speaker 03 No, that's.
33:18 Speaker 02 Burbank's fine.
33:19 Speaker 03 It's climate controlled.
33:20 Speaker 02 Yeah, but.
33:21 Speaker 03 There's no climate change in that garage.
33:22 Speaker 02 If he loses all those cars, is his face okay? Didn't he fuck up his face?
33:26 Speaker 03 He gets fucked up constantly.
33:28 Speaker 02 Fucking himself up.
33:29 Speaker 03 Somebody told me.
33:29 Speaker 02 Renner style.
33:30 Speaker 03 Was that you that was like, I heard it was gambling debts?
33:33 Speaker 02 That was a big internet rumor.
33:34 Speaker 03 Somebody said it was gambling debts and it's like, who, who is Jay Leno like? He's like, I'll have the twenty dollars next week.
33:40 Speaker 02 Well, cause he doesn't, he doesn't touch his late night money. So he could theoretically lose.
33:45 Speaker 03 I'll just take the ass kicking.
33:49 Speaker 03 Go ahead, beat my head. See if I care. I'm already dead on the inside. Jay Leno, what happened? Oh, I fell down a hill outside the Hampton Inn. I don't have a problem. That's that old Pittsburgh.
34:00 Speaker 02 I think Occam's razor is that all his cars are steam powered. You know what I mean? Like he's just like blowing up like.
34:05 Speaker 03 He does have steam powered cars.
34:07 Speaker 02 I know. I've seen him driving like a Studebaker.
34:10 Speaker 03 That's funny. He has like cool, cool cars and then sometimes on a show he's like, yeah, so this was originally owned by Donald Duck and I bought it for eight hundred million dollars.
34:19 Speaker 02 Yeah.
34:20 Speaker 03 And you know, it's good. The pedals make the inflatable wheels move.
34:24 Adam Friedland? Do you think him and Seinfeld respect each other's car knowledge or they have a rivalry?
34:28 Speaker 03 I think they hate each other.
34:29 Adam Friedland? You think that? Yeah. They're trying to, it's like a long.
34:31 Speaker 02 Probably trying to buy the same cars all the time.
34:33 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
34:34 Speaker 03 Yeah, they're, yeah, they probably fucking hate each other.
34:36 Speaker 02 Mm-hmm.
34:37 Adam Friedland? Man.
34:38 Speaker 02 I've never seen Seinfeld wear denim. So, you know, think about that.
34:42 Adam Friedland? Dude, I'm team Jay all the way on that.
34:44 Speaker 03 Yeah.
34:45 Adam Friedland? Monica Lewinsky.
34:48 Speaker 03 Yeah, it does feel like, it feels like Jerry Seinfeld's a rich guy that started buying cars cause he, like, you know, he's already got the watches or whatever.
34:56 Speaker 02 Cause it's like a investment.
34:58 Speaker 03 Right, Jay Leno was a car guy that became rich. Now he's like, well, instead of having children, I'm gonna, I'm gonna owe guys around town fifty dollars.
35:07 Adam Friedland? For my car?
35:08 Speaker 03 Yeah, and have, and have the biggest car collection in the world.
35:11 Adam Friedland? I'm gonna run away from the Armenian mafia.
35:14 Speaker 03 Yeah.
35:14 Adam Friedland? In Burbank.
35:15 Speaker 03 Uh huh.
35:16 Adam Friedland? Jeez Louise. I hope, just shout out to everyone in LA right now, it's not a laughing matter. Joe lives there.
35:22 Speaker 02 Yeah.
35:23 Adam Friedland? Your wife lives there?
35:24 Speaker 02 Yeah.
35:24 Adam Friedland? You have a child or no?
35:25 Speaker 02 We have a dog.
35:26 Adam Friedland? Dog, what kinda dog?
35:27 Speaker 02 A pit bull. Oh, hell yeah, a dog?
35:31 Adam Friedland? Yep.
35:33 Speaker 02 Got that.
35:34 Adam Friedland? You want, what? You wanna see mine?
35:35 Speaker 03 I saw a very funny looking pit bull the other day.
35:37 Adam Friedland? Who, my dog?
35:38 Speaker 03 No, it was on the street. It had like a Chinese grandma face, so it was like, it was like, like judgmental.
35:46 Speaker 02 Yeah.
35:47 Speaker 03 Yeah.
35:48 Speaker 02 Wears a mask on the subway.
35:49 Speaker 03 Uh huh.
35:50 Adam Friedland? I can't find it, dude.
35:51 Speaker 02 That's fine.
35:52 Adam Friedland? It used to be my background.
35:54 Speaker 03 Is that a thing about them? They wear a mask on the subway? I guess everybody does.
35:57 Speaker 02 All Chinese women. That, when I lived here.
35:58 Speaker 03 Before COVID.
35:59 Speaker 02 Yeah, before COVID. And now, like, in retrospect, I'm like, oh, they were just being thoughtful.
36:04 Speaker 03 Yeah, it makes sense.
36:06 Speaker 02 Yeah.
36:07 Speaker 03 Not that I wear a mask on the subway, or anywhere else for that matter. Or wash my hands or do anything.
36:12 Speaker 02 My phone background's been the same thing for fifteen years.
36:14 Adam Friedland? I just changed it just to my girlfriend. It used to be my girlfriend.
36:18 Speaker 03 And it's crazy, cause that, even at the time, there was probably already a twenty year old picture of Steve Harvey.
36:22 Speaker 02 It's so HD, it's so good, it's so clear. But now that, like, you can't turn it off. Oh, that's beautiful.
36:27 Adam Friedland? That was on Christmas, which I celebrate now. Can I see that thing, dude? Did you celebrate Christmas?
36:34 Speaker 02 Uh, she, yeah, she is, um, a Gentile.
36:38 Adam Friedland? You just, you started with her?
36:39 Speaker 02 This year was great. It was both things at once.
36:41 Adam Friedland? The fire and Christmas. Yeah.
36:44 Speaker 02 Yeah.
36:47 Speaker 02 Yeah, it was great. Our tree-
36:49 Speaker 03 I hope it turns out that this started because of an menorah. If it was a menorah that started the fires.
36:54 Adam Friedland? We can't take that right now.
36:56 Speaker 02 Yeah.
36:56 Adam Friedland? Dude, how great is this Indian thing-
36:58 Speaker 03 I wouldn't say anything, but I would be doing a lot of smirking.
37:00 Adam Friedland? This last year, this last year-
37:02 Speaker 03 The amount of smirking I would be doing.
37:03 Adam Friedland? This last year has been Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, and now the Indians are taking the heat-
37:07 Speaker 02 Oh, for the visas.
37:09 Adam Friedland? Yeah, check out these guys. Look at Vivek. He's, uh, he's pooping on the street or whatever they're saying about them.
37:15 Speaker 02 Yeah.
37:16 Adam Friedland? Thank God it took the heat off the Jews for five seconds.
37:18 Speaker 03 I'll tell you, the Government Efficiency Office, they're gonna blow all the money on all the ink they gotta spend on business cards.
37:25 Speaker 03 It's the Parks Department's head by like, two top, where Rajan Dejan Dean, De Dan De Landalan.
37:33 Speaker 03 Where's their Ellis Island? They should have to, if any group of people should have to go through Ellis Island, it's the Indians.
37:42 Speaker 02 With new, like, shorter last names.
37:43 Speaker 03 Can you ima- yeah, can you imagine them, an Indian guy trying, there's an Italian guy that's like, uh, uh, Vito Viriliari, and they're like, Joe Smith, you know? And then an Indian guy-
37:53 Adam Friedland? Yeah, they should all be named Steve Harvey, dude.
37:55 Speaker 03 And they're like, what's your name? And he goes, "Huh!" You know, before-
37:59 Speaker 02 Yeah, he's the take a T.
38:00 Speaker 03 "Huh!"
38:04 Adam Friedland? Who's the NSA guy?
38:06 Speaker 03 Huh?
38:06 Adam Friedland? Do you think the NSA guy-
38:07 Speaker 03 Cash Patel.
38:08 Speaker 02 Cash Patel.
38:09 Speaker 03 That guy's aw- anytime you see a picture of him, he's like fucked up.
38:12 Speaker 02 Yeah, his eyes are bugging out.
38:14 Speaker 03 He just whispered something to him, and he's like, like, what the fuck, dude?
38:18 Adam Friedland? I'm, I'm getting excited for the second time around.
38:22 Speaker 02 We're in a very funny moment right now.
38:23 Adam Friedland? I'm getting excited, I'm starting to get hyped.
38:25 Speaker 02 It's gonna get so crazy in like, a week.
38:27 Speaker 03 Trump, Trump retweeted some like, Jeffrey Sachs, like, uh, clip, like, just yesterday. And it'll be interesting to see, he's gonna drive everyone insane.
38:38 Adam Friedland? We're gonna go, we're gonna invade Mexico.
38:41 Speaker 03 His, whatever our policy is, is gonna be fucking nuts with the Middle East.
38:46 Speaker 02 Yep.
38:46 Speaker 03 It's gonna be like, pro Al Qaeda, anti, anti-Israel, you know?
38:53 Adam Friedland? Yeah, I mean, even beyond form, I mean, like, just, the Greenland thing has just got me hyped. And the Gulf of America thing got me hyped.
39:00 Speaker 03 That kinda makes sense, though.
39:01 Adam Friedland? Yeah, what's, what's going on over there?
39:03 Speaker 03 We should have Greenland.
39:05 Adam Friedland? Does it ever piss you off how big, like, um, Siberia is?
39:09 Speaker 02 Well, someone made a great point that like-
39:11 Adam Friedland? It's just such a, it's nothing.
39:12 Speaker 02 He probably only thinks of Greenland in like the flat map where it looks like a third of the world.
39:18 Adam Friedland? Yeah. What could we even do up there?
39:20 Speaker 03 You put missiles there?
39:22 Speaker 02 Well, it's also all melting, so it'll be like new trade routes. I think that's what it's about.
39:25 Adam Friedland? It'll be actually Greenland.
39:27 Speaker 03 But we should, we should have Greenland.
39:29 Adam Friedland? Yeah, why not?
39:30 Speaker 03 It belongs to what, like Denmark or some bullshit? The fuck are they doing with it?
39:34 Adam Friedland? Yeah, they don't deserve it, honestly.
39:35 Speaker 02 It was a, it was an episode in Borgen.
39:39 Adam Friedland? Was it, was it like Bosch?
39:40 Speaker 02 It's like, uh, it's like Danish West Wing, a show I got into during Covid. I really liked it.
39:47 Adam Friedland? Do they have a Toby and stuff?
39:48 Speaker 02 Um, it's not like one for one.
39:50 Adam Friedland? It's not one for one.
39:50 Speaker 03 It should be.
39:51 Speaker 02 But it's, but they do, she does have an advisor.
39:53 Adam Friedland? And they're like, "Thrash the fluff."
39:55 Speaker 03 Toby, have you seen my cuckoo clock?
39:59 Adam Friedland? I've been going back through the West Wing.
40:00 Speaker 03 Where are my clogs, Toby?
40:02 Adam Friedland? I've been going back through just to remember when times were nice.
40:05 Speaker 03 It's the, nothing's changed.
40:06 Adam Friedland? That's my liberal woman.
40:07 Speaker 03 You watch West Wing and it's like all the same shit.
40:10 Adam Friedland? No, it's not. It's like, should kids wear uniforms at school?
40:13 Speaker 03 People are, people are-
40:14 Adam Friedland? It's like, it's the lamest issue. Should gay guys go to the army?
40:17 Speaker 03 The, the, the closet, yeah, the closet door is slightly closed going back 20 years and that's it.
40:23 Adam Friedland? What's that?
40:23 Speaker 03 The rest of it, the social issues are the fucking same. Everything's the same.
40:27 Adam Friedland? It's, it's just like, it's all nothing issues. It's like nice to hear about.
40:31 Speaker 03 Gun control, it's drugs, it's fucking-
40:34 Adam Friedland? Gun control, I guess, is that's one.
40:36 Speaker 03 You know, LGBT stuff. Q didn't exist at the time. That was still a slur.
40:40 Adam Friedland? Now the army is all gay guys.
40:42 Speaker 03 Isn't it crazy that [BLEEP] got like re-appropriated?
40:45 Speaker 02 It is weird.
40:45 Speaker 03 There's an, like, if, in like string theory or something, there's like a, a universe that exists like right here. Where it's LGBTF.
40:55 Speaker 03 You know what I mean?
40:56 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
40:56 Speaker 03 Like, there's another timeline where we're just, or-
40:58 Adam Friedland? Another slur.
41:00 Speaker 03 Yeah. They're like, "We're faggots."
41:05 Speaker 03 Like, I'm not, well, I identify as a faggot.
41:09 Speaker 03 You know what I mean? But there you can't, if you say they're like, don't. I majored in.
41:15 Adam Friedland? I majored in fag culture.
41:18 Speaker 03 In the, in like the. The time cop alternate timeline.
41:21 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
41:22 Speaker 03 Where everyone has a cool eighties mullet, but everything else is the same. Except that's also.
41:27 Adam Friedland? The bad word.
41:28 Speaker 03 Is the bad word.
41:28 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:29 Speaker 03 We should, we should probably, we should bleep because right now we're talking in the context of.
41:33 Adam Friedland? We're in that universe.
41:35 Speaker 02 Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:36 Adam Friedland? We're in the quantum realm.
41:39 Speaker 03 That would be great if there was like, they got to like season thirty five of Quantum Leap. And that was the episode.
41:45 Adam Friedland? The N word is a good word.
41:48 Speaker 03 Yeah, we're everybody, yeah, we're. White people are called the N word.
41:51 Speaker 02 Just keep remembering.
41:53 Speaker 03 Scott Bakula being like, why is everybody calling?
42:00 Speaker 02 He closed, he closed the mirror. And he's white.
42:03 Speaker 03 Yeah, right, yeah.
42:07 Adam Friedland? Okay, what am I talking about? Cornbread.
42:11 Speaker 03 I gotta try one of these for the new Wallace and Gromit movie.
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42:48 Speaker 03 Did I ever tell you this? We're gonna, we're gonna spruce up the Cornbread THC read by telling the story. There's a, have you ever met the comic Jake Young?
42:57 Speaker 02 No.
42:57 Speaker 03 He probably would have been doing stand up around your time in New York. Yeah, he was a DC guy. He was a funny guy. He was a big, big fat guy, but he was like, um, he was like one of those like nerd comedians. He would do like comic book comedy and stuff like that. And, um. And he got an opportunity to open for Brian Posehn.
43:15 Adam Friedland? Because his dick looked like.
43:16 Speaker 03 That's exactly, because he looked like Patton Oswalt and Brian Posehn was like, you remind me of my friend's penis. Or however Brian talks.
43:23 Adam Friedland? Or my penis.
43:24 Speaker 03 And said, yo, right.
43:24 Adam Friedland? My own penis. You look like my penis.
43:28 Speaker 02 He said it. He said, you look like my penis.
43:30 Speaker 03 Well, you're Brian Posehn, you know, smokes weed or whatever. And so he asked our friend, uh, Jordan to like roll him a joint so that in the green room, he could be like, fucking, right? Smoke weed or whatever. Brian Posehn just seemed cool. And, you know, he's a good nerd, so he had Jordan roll the joint a month in advance.
43:49 Adam Friedland? Okay.
43:49 Speaker 03 And so he was holding on to the Brian Posehn joint that he would present in the green room to show that he smoked weed. And then he went to go see, I think it was Wally. I think Wally was the movie they went to go see in the movie theater. And like, Jordan was like, do you smoke weed at all? And he was like, no. And he was like, I think you should probably try to smoke weed first. So he's like, well, like, he's like, but I only have the Brian Posehn joint. He's like, I'll roll you another joint, dude. And so he smokes the Brian Posehn joint. And I guess he's upset about smoking his special Brian Posehn joint. So they're in Wally.
44:22 Adam Friedland? He's being a baby.
44:23 Speaker 03 And he's not feeling very good. And he started, he had to leave halfway through the movie because he thought the people sitting next to him were texting the police that he was high.
44:34 Adam Friedland? As an adult man.
44:35 Speaker 03 He was like 29.
44:38 Adam Friedland? Wait, is it true that Doug Benson started smoking weed at like 53 years old or something?
44:42 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:43 Adam Friedland? That, and then now, now it's his whole thing.
44:45 Speaker 03 Yeah, I really don't trust, like, anybody that starts late.
44:49 Speaker 02 But he was doing the marijuana logs.
44:51 Adam Friedland? I don't know what I'm talking about.
44:52 Speaker 03 Doug Benson is old as shit, though.
44:54 Speaker 02 Yeah.
44:54 Adam Friedland? He was Adam Sandler's roommate, right?
44:56 Speaker 03 He's like, I think he's like 85.
44:59 Adam Friedland? He was Shecky Green's roommate.
45:00 Speaker 03 Yeah, he's old.
45:02 Speaker 03 Him and Dick Gregory were the temporaries.
45:05 Adam Friedland? He used to, um, okay, guys.
45:07 Speaker 03 Is Mort Saul dead yet?
45:08 Adam Friedland? Hopefully.
45:09 Speaker 02 I have no idea.
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45:41 Speaker 03 Every time you say the name, it grows on me a little bit more.
45:45 Adam Friedland? You like the name?
45:46 Speaker 03 Cornbread THC, because initially it's like, you know, it's a gummy.
45:48 Adam Friedland? I just think of that movie Life.
45:49 Speaker 03 Cornbread shouldn't be have a gummy texture.
45:51 Adam Friedland? Do you remember that movie Life with Eddie Murphy?
45:52 Speaker 03 But then, you know, then you associate it with getting high.
45:55 Speaker 02 Yeah.
45:55 Speaker 03 And you're like, actually.
45:56 Adam Friedland? Cornbread is delicious.
45:57 Speaker 02 It is.
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46:07 Speaker 03 Yeah.
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46:08 Speaker 03 Although I don't really like sweet cornbread.
46:10 Speaker 02 I like it with jalapeno and cheese.
46:13 Adam Friedland? Oh, yeah.
46:13 Speaker 02 That's the move.
46:14 Speaker 03 I like it just plain.
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46:22 Speaker 02 I like it with a glass of wine. I know I'm not supposed to say that.
46:24 Adam Friedland? No, come on. You're not supposed to say it. This is, instead of a glass of wine.
46:28 Speaker 02 Making yourself a cornbread dinner with a glass of red wine. Just what I like.
46:34 Adam Friedland? I like it with cornbread THC gummies.
46:36 Speaker 03 You take the macaw out of the cage, you set it down at the dinner table.
46:40 Adam Friedland? You light your candelabra. Yeah. Guys, uh, you save-
46:43 Speaker 03 You open your time lock safe when you pull out the latest Garfield comic. One you're allowed a day.
46:49 Adam Friedland? Oh, the trades. I'm reading the trades.
46:52 Speaker 03 Ah, yes, Garfield.
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47:17 Speaker 02 No, and I used to be, but I kind of chilled on that. Uh, but you're, I actually have been getting fed a lot of, um, like, crow and raven content on my social media.
47:30 Adam Friedland? Oh, okay.
47:30 Speaker 02 Like, people who have, like, ravens as pets.
47:32 Adam Friedland? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're very smart birds.
47:34 Speaker 02 Yeah, like, I'm kind of intrigued. I, I don't want to, like, make that my whole identity, which I think it would become.
47:41 Speaker 03 We found, I found a hurt bird when we were in Canada. It got hit by a car.
47:44 Speaker 02 It went viral.
47:45 Speaker 03 It was in the middle of the street. Yeah.
47:47 Speaker 02 What kind of bird?
47:47 Speaker 03 It was a crow.
47:48 Speaker 02 Uh huh.
47:48 Speaker 03 And then all the other crows were in the trees screaming and the thing was like stunned in the street. So I took it out of the street and I was like, you know, I don't know what to do with it. So we found an animal hospital down the block and so I took it to the animal hospital.
47:59 Adam Friedland? And they snapped its neck.
48:00 Speaker 03 They did. They probably killed it as soon as I brought it in there, but uh they were like.
48:05 Adam Friedland? Seagal style.
48:06 Speaker 02 Like a bird chiropractor.
48:07 Speaker 03 I, I think, didn't, we, I showed them, I talked to them for a second. It, I think they said that the bird was just like in shock. It didn't look like it was like seriously hurt. It just got dained.
48:17 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
48:17 Speaker 03 Um, but I like to imagine that bird somewhere, like if I were, if I were in the fires in Los Angeles.
48:22 Speaker 02 You'd go for the birds.
48:23 Speaker 03 I'd be like, what is, well, they would come and fucking.
48:25 Speaker 02 Oh, save you.
48:26 Speaker 03 Save me and then I would be flying off with crows.
48:29 Speaker 02 Crows famously uh hold grudges, like generationally. They'll teach their children to hate you.
48:34 Speaker 03 But they also remember if you.
48:35 Speaker 02 If you're nice to them.
48:36 Speaker 03 Also, especially a Canadian crow.
48:38 Speaker 02 Of course.
48:39 Adam Friedland? Yeah, it's also the, a group of them is called a rape. Did you know that? A rape of crows.
48:44 Speaker 02 In Ca- yeah, yeah. In the, in the, in the other.
48:48 Speaker 03 Why are you?
48:49 Adam Friedland? A master, a downloading child pornography of crows.
48:56 Speaker 03 I think that's what it's called.
49:00 Speaker 02 I don't know what the etymology is. It's so weird.
49:07 Speaker 03 I think that's what it is.
49:09 Adam Friedland? I think that's probably what it is. Pedophile of crows.
49:13 Speaker 03 What, uh, what is a downloading child pornography of crows? Birds for eight hundred.
49:18 Adam Friedland? Yeah, no, you're.
49:18 Speaker 03 Show me your bird for eight hundred.
49:22 Speaker 03 Uh, no, that's wrong. Uh, challenge.
49:28 Speaker 03 Challenge!
49:29 Speaker 02 This is the first challenge in January history.
49:34 Speaker 02 Pull out a gun and shoot Ken Jennings.
49:38 Speaker 03 Three, two, one.
49:40 Speaker 03 Just smites like a black smoke rifle.
49:44 Speaker 03 Just a Gaston gun with a bell on the end.
49:49 Speaker 03 Just kill some Asian lady that's a producer. Challenge failed. Okay. You say, you say challenge failed after you killed a lady?
50:05 Speaker 03 I'm sorry, this is my first time on Jeopardy. This is my first time. I've never been on fucking Jeopardy before.
50:12 Adam Friedland? I never seen the show, dude.
50:13 Speaker 03 I thought it was fucking the most dangerous suitcase with Howie Mandel.
50:19 Adam Friedland? That was that suitcase crap.
50:22 Adam Friedland? I remember when I was in college, I came, I took a bus here and I saw you do stand up.
50:27 Speaker 02 Really?
50:27 Adam Friedland? This is like years ago.
50:28 Speaker 02 That's crazy.
50:29 Adam Friedland? At Big Terrific.
50:30 Speaker 02 At Big Terrific?
50:31 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
50:32 Speaker 03 Was that at Cameo?
50:34 Speaker 02 No, it was like in the back of a, was that the name? It was the back of a bar in Brooklyn.
50:38 Adam Friedland? It's like where Vice is now. Vice bought that whole area.
50:41 Speaker 03 I didn't realize Vice still existed.
50:42 Adam Friedland? I don't know, I don't know if it's still Vice, but yeah, Vice bought that all and destroyed it.
50:47 Speaker 03 That's crazy. Vice is, that whole era is just gone.
50:50 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
50:51 Speaker 03 And I don't think people will ever be nostalgic about it or care about it.
50:54 Adam Friedland? About what?
50:55 Speaker 03 I don't know, like Williamsburg? Twenty teens, fucking.
50:58 Adam Friedland? Oh no, for me, that was the dawning of the age of Aquarius. That was, that was hate Ashbury 1969 to me.
51:04 Speaker 03 You know what's crazy? I think about this all the time, like, nobody refers to this as the twenties. That's already taken. This is just bullshit.
51:12 Speaker 02 Yeah.
51:12 Speaker 03 It's just perpetual bullshit.
51:14 Speaker 02 The last decade.
51:15 Speaker 03 When I was 21, I was like, man, I'm gonna be like a twenties guy. I imagined myself, I had like a big roadster. Yeah, no, I thought that. I thought it would come back.
51:24 Speaker 02 Curl your mustache, I think, yeah.
51:25 Speaker 03 I don't like the way it feels.
51:26 Adam Friedland? But that was happening 2009, Williamsburg. There was like a penny farthing style.
51:32 Speaker 03 Yeah, but it was a mishmash of all sorts of things. Like the pants were too high. It was weird.
51:37 Adam Friedland? You did that book of them?
51:38 Speaker 02 I did, yeah. That era was very good to me, yeah.
51:42 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
51:42 Speaker 02 Yeah, I.
51:44 Adam Friedland? Where you got groupies off of Look at This Fucking Hipster blog? There were chicks that were like, that's.
51:50 Speaker 02 I got a Urban Outfitters book out of it.
51:53 Adam Friedland? That's pretty good.
51:54 Speaker 02 Yeah.
51:54 Adam Friedland? That in 2009, Urban Outfitters. I mean, that's peak.
51:57 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's huge.
51:58 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
51:58 Speaker 02 Yeah.
52:00 Adam Friedland? Urban Outfitters are still around. There's like one or two of them.
52:03 Speaker 03 No, they're still around, yeah.
52:04 Adam Friedland? Yeah, you can steal. It's like Hudson News.
52:06 Speaker 03 I always thought it would be cool to go there. You go there with like $500, dude, and you buy every album there to create the sickest record collection of all time.
52:17 Speaker 03 People come over like, oh my god, dude, Pink Floyd ass.
52:21 Adam Friedland? You got Pink Floyd?
52:22 Speaker 03 Pink Floyd ass album?
52:26 Adam Friedland? Pink Floyd's ass? Asses by Pink Floyd? And Metallica? Oh my god.
52:34 Speaker 02 There was a Ween album when I was in like sixth grade.
52:38 Adam Friedland? Great band.
52:38 Speaker 02 That made me so horny. It was just like, it was the first time I'd ever seen, what do you call it? Like Australian cleavage or whatever?
52:45 Adam Friedland? What is that?
52:45 Speaker 02 It's like the bottom of the boob.
52:47 Adam Friedland? Oh, under boob.
52:48 Speaker 03 Oh, I didn't realize that was called Australian.
52:50 Adam Friedland? Oh, cuz it's like, cuz it's down under.
52:53 Speaker 02 The Nanette cleavage.
52:54 Adam Friedland? Cuz it's down under.
52:55 Speaker 02 Yeah.
52:58 Speaker 02 So that was like, I feel like that was my version of the, uh, the ass album was the Ween.
53:05 Speaker 03 What am I, you know what I'm talking about, that with all the women's asses?
53:08 Speaker 02 That was a famous poster.
53:09 Speaker 03 Oh, it's a, whatever.
53:10 Adam Friedland? That was a poster in college.
53:11 Speaker 02 All their albums.
53:12 Adam Friedland? That was a stoner, that was a stoner dorm room poster. It was like Bob Marley with a lion coming out of the back of his head. And then like chicks, chicks with... I don't think that was one of the albums.
53:24 Speaker 03 A glow in the dark in the home?
53:30 Adam Friedland? Yeah, I know, but I remember when I saw you go up, you were talking, you were working at Maury at the time, you were talking about it.
53:35 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, that was, uh...
53:37 Speaker 03 You worked at Maury?
53:38 Speaker 02 I was an intern at the Maury Povich show.
53:39 Speaker 03 Oh, interesting.
53:41 Adam Friedland? I love that show so much, dude.
53:43 Speaker 02 Yeah, it was great.
53:44 Adam Friedland? Do you remember when the internet was just memes that just described what the picture was? It was no joke? And I remember there was one that was like, when you a Jewish, uh, N-word and you got the baddest Asian chick and the hood still fuck with you?
53:57 Speaker 03 I feel like that, that meme could have just been the picture of Maury and then just the N-word.
54:01 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
54:01 Speaker 03 It would work the same.
54:04 Speaker 03 The N-word's doing all the lifting.
54:06 Adam Friedland? Was he, was he?
54:07 Speaker 02 Maury called me gay in front of like a whole, a crowd.
54:09 Speaker 03 Everyone, everyone come into the room real quick, I have something to say to Joe.
54:14 Speaker 02 No, it was like during a taping.
54:15 Adam Friedland? Why, he called you gay while he was on stage?
54:17 Speaker 02 Yeah, like, so...
54:19 Adam Friedland? When the audience did?
54:20 Speaker 02 The audience.
54:20 Speaker 03 Did he read it off a little piece of paper he pulled out of an envelope?
54:23 Speaker 02 No, so what it was, was it was a, it was a... No, it was not, not, pretty close, actually. You open up the envelope.
54:31 Speaker 03 You're gay.
54:33 Speaker 02 The results are in.
54:35 Adam Friedland? Your parents are crying.
54:36 Speaker 02 Yeah.
54:38 Speaker 02 Yeah, my dad's like, look at his face.
54:40 Adam Friedland? Celebrating.
54:41 Speaker 02 Ah, I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. No, so it was a, it was a geek to chic episode, which is like when, um.
54:48 Adam Friedland? It was a G's to J's episode.
54:50 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah. And so you, we were told by the producers, we were sitting, my friends and I were sitting in the, in the front row. And, um, we were told to like cheer for the women when they like walked by.
55:01 Adam Friedland? When they, the hot version.
55:02 Speaker 02 The hot version, when they strut by in their bikinis or whatever.
55:05 Adam Friedland? Did you boo the ugly version?
55:06 Speaker 02 So, no, the, the hot one, I just like, I was doing a bit where I was like, kind of, I was pretending to be frightened of them. Like they walked by and then he stopped, he stopped the taping and he was getting his like makeup done. So he came out with like wearing a makeup bib. And was like, Joe, like she's a beautiful woman, stop acting gay. And then the whole crowd was like, oh, yes, it was.
55:26 Adam Friedland? And the hood fucked with that?
55:27 Speaker 02 Yeah, well, they, they, it didn't make the air, but it was, it was a core memory. It was hilarious.
55:32 Adam Friedland? I would have killed myself.
55:33 Speaker 03 Do you ever see, do you remember when Sean Patton and Sean O'Connor and a different guy went on Tyra Banks's show?
55:39 Speaker 02 Oh, the, the, it's the thing guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
55:42 Speaker 03 With the, and they had like Sean O'Connor had like a whale puppet.
55:45 Speaker 02 Mm hmm.
55:46 Speaker 03 And then like, they were like trying to set comedians up. Like it was like women have hard time meeting guys. So we got three comedians.
55:52 Speaker 02 Right.
55:52 Speaker 03 Because women say a sense of humor. And so then they're all, they all acted as weird as possible. So like Sean Patton goes to a bar with somebody, he's like, he's like, yeah, I want to pitch some jokes I'm working on. You know, and the jokes are like just the most offensive, you know, things.
56:07 Speaker 02 So prolapse.
56:08 Speaker 03 He's like, this black bitch is, you know, I mean, it's like, you know, I forget what it was. But I brought it up to him one time and he was like mortified.
56:14 Speaker 02 Yeah.
56:15 Speaker 03 Dude was so funny.
56:16 Adam Friedland? My, a friend of a friend, her brother was a producer on Tyra. And they had an episode where a lady, they were like, a lady had two vaginas. And so Tyra talked to her and then they got all these like letters and calls that like, they were like, I also have two vaginas. And, uh, so they had a follow-up episode. And he told me that the intro, Tyra was like looking at camera and she goes, behind me, I have nine women and 18 vaginas.
56:47 Adam Friedland? Apparently she's a nut.
56:49 Speaker 02 Do you ever see the one where she, she like, it was like April Fool's Day and she pretends she got bit by a dog?
56:56 Speaker 02 She like tells this, she comes out and she's acting all like shaken up and she tells the crowd.
57:00 Speaker 03 It wasn't a good show because she comes off like heartless. She seems like she doesn't really care about anybody.
57:06 Speaker 02 Nor does she like know how anything works. Yeah, so she's just acting strangely, but it's April Fool's Day or whatever. So everyone knows that like it's a, like she's doing a bit.
57:15 Adam Friedland? But it's not even a good.
57:16 Speaker 02 And then she like, she goes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just need some water. And then you see her like take a pill.
57:22 Adam Friedland? Oh, she throws up blood?
57:23 Speaker 02 No, it was just like Alka Seltzer. She started.
57:25 Adam Friedland? Foaming.
57:29 Speaker 03 Yeah, there was one episode where they had like, it was, it was a guy that worked on the show. It was like either an intern or producer or something that wanted to like propose to his girlfriend. And so he decided to propose to her on the show, but they were going to trick her. And so they film it where he goes to like meet up with her and then he starts breaking up with her on camera. And this woman's like, like reacting and then he's like, actually, I'm just kidding. Like, do you want to get engaged? And she's just like, I, what?
57:58 Speaker 02 Yeah.
57:58 Speaker 03 You know?
57:58 Speaker 02 Did he yell tire prank? Cause that was what she yelled.
58:00 Speaker 03 I don't recall her yelling tire prank. I remember being like, I was a kid and I saw it and I'm like, this is fucked up. Yeah, I mean, it's like, stu.
58:08 Speaker 02 Yeah.
58:08 Speaker 03 Why would you do that?
58:09 Adam Friedland? Yeah, it's, it's like, uh, that era was really good, but I think someone died from Jenny Jones, so they had to like pull it back.
58:17 Speaker 03 That was before that though.
58:18 Adam Friedland? Was that before that?
58:19 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah. I think like, but that's like, for me, it was like. And that gets pinned on Jenny Jones and it's not even really like her fault.
58:25 Speaker 02 No.
58:26 Speaker 03 It's like those guys, those guys were, they were gay with each other. They were buttfucking each other anyways.
58:32 Adam Friedland? Is that what they were doing?
58:33 Speaker 03 And then one of them took it too far.
58:35 Speaker 02 One of them outed the other, right? That was what the guy.
58:37 Speaker 03 Well, he said, I have a crush on you. Yeah, he was like, I have a crush on, I have a crush on my straight friend, but they were like, they flew there together, I think. He's like, I got something to tell you on Jenny Jones. And they were fucking each other in the hotel and they went on the show.
58:49 Adam Friedland? Oh, so, yeah.
58:50 Speaker 02 There was a show called Richard Bay.
58:51 Speaker 03 I think it was like a Nancy Pelosi's husband kind of situation. It wasn't.
58:55 Adam Friedland? He, with a hammer?
58:56 Speaker 03 Yeah, it was a date gone wrong. And they blamed it on Jenny Jones.
59:01 Speaker 02 Just like the Pelosi thing. There was a show called Richard Bay that ruled because it was very similar to, um, it was very like, uh, you know, Jerry Springer, that type of show. But then it always ended. It then just turned into like Double Dare where they had to like work together to win a prize.
59:19 Adam Friedland? Oh, this is a game show also?
59:20 Speaker 02 Yeah, at the very end. So they would be like dysfunctional families yelling at each other. And then it was like, well, we have a kiddie pool full of pudding and if you work together.
59:29 Adam Friedland? And you find the prize.
59:30 Speaker 02 Yeah, and they like would do it. It was great.
59:32 Adam Friedland? It probably actually worked. It probably like resolved differences.
59:35 Speaker 02 That's like a form of therapy. People need to try.
59:37 Adam Friedland? Yeah. No, I would just always associate those shows with being sick at home from school because those were, those shows were on all day long. And just like being in fourth grade and watching Jerry Springer and be like, this is awesome. Like this lady, this lady is, uh, is cheating on her boyfriend. Like, yeah. But I've missed that man every day. He was truly the best.
59:59 Speaker 03 Yeah. The Steve Wilkos show was pretty good.
1:00:02 Adam Friedland? That's, yeah, that, that one was, was a kind of peak.
1:00:05 Speaker 02 Yeah, because he, he took what really worked about Jerry Springer.
1:00:09 Speaker 03 But then it was also so produced. I remember they had an episode where there was a guy that was like, I'm not, it was like the title of the episode was, I'm not gonna stop having sex with my 12 year old daughter.
1:00:18 Adam Friedland? And then, yeah, then he'd take the chair away.
1:00:20 Speaker 02 Of crows. That's one of those.
1:00:22 Adam Friedland? The 12 year old daughter.
1:00:23 Speaker 03 He brings on, he brings on the guy, Steve Wilkos, and the guy's like, I'm not gonna stop. And Steve Wilkos just like takes a chair and his thing was throwing the chair into the.
1:00:32 Adam Friedland? Well, he'd say that you don't have a chair anymore.
1:00:33 Speaker 03 Into the flats and like having the chair stick into the flats.
1:00:37 Speaker 02 It's impressive.
1:00:37 Speaker 03 Like the chair, and then he'd go, get the hell off my show.
1:00:41 Adam Friedland? Yeah.
1:00:41 Speaker 03 And it's like, well, why you bring him on the show in the first place?
1:00:45 Speaker 02 Well, that's someone's job is to get him tickets.
1:00:48 Adam Friedland? You were saying some shit about how like people would call and just say, hello, Maury?
1:00:52 Speaker 02 Yeah, that every, that was my job was the 800 number.
1:00:55 Adam Friedland? Maury was taking the calls.
1:00:56 Speaker 02 Hey, Maury. What's up? Yeah, no, that was try. I actually, I couldn't handle the phone calls because they were so like, it was too intimate, too fucked up. It was too sad.
1:01:08 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:01:09 Speaker 02 And so they were like, well, we have a whole room of Maury's mail that no one's-
1:01:14 Speaker 03 Personal mail?
1:01:15 Speaker 02 Yeah, like, like letters, like, like the letters that so my job, because no one else would do it, I got to sit in a room on a couch and open up letters and read them and then put them into bins that were categorized by show genre. So it'd be like, you know.
1:01:31 Speaker 03 Drawings of Maury's penis, drawings of Patton Oswalt's penis.
1:01:35 Speaker 02 Yeah. I mean, one, one bin was just-
1:01:37 Speaker 03 Then Maury comes in, "Who the fuck mixed up the Patton and Brian Posehn penis drawings?"
1:01:43 Speaker 02 It was most of them, yeah.
1:01:44 Speaker 03 They have each other's penises. How many times do I have to tell you this?
1:01:50 Speaker 03 It was that fag, wasn't it?
1:01:52 Adam Friedland? It was showman.
1:01:53 Speaker 03 It was that fag.
1:01:57 Speaker 03 What if- Maury, you can't say that. At Tonight Show, we have a man from another dimension where faggot means [BLEEP].
1:02:13 Adam Friedland? Was he, is he a cool guy?
1:02:15 Speaker 02 He was, I mean, like, everyone was terrified of him, but like, I, yeah, I think he, he weirdly remembered me as the gay intern, but also because I was the only person who like, was brave enough to like knock on his door and ask for a photo with him, because everyone, we were told like, don't like look in-
1:02:35 Adam Friedland? Don't look at the god, the king.
1:02:37 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah. Uh, but he was cool. I got a photo with him.
1:02:41 Adam Friedland? He's funny?
1:02:42 Speaker 02 Yeah, he was, he's just like a-
1:02:43 Adam Friedland? I mean, it was funny when he called you a-
1:02:44 Speaker 02 Yeah, it was cool. That was hilarious. But I was hoping that they'd keep it in, but then we had to reshoot it and I had to like-
1:02:52 Speaker 03 Hell, yeah.
1:02:55 Speaker 02 They're like, yeah.
1:02:56 Adam Friedland? You should have taken it too far. You should have just started math for me.
1:03:02 Speaker 03 Everyone's shocked and you just quietly ejaculate on the floor. What?
1:03:07 Adam Friedland? I'm not gay. I'm not gay.
1:03:08 Speaker 03 It continues to seep out onto the floorboards. What?
1:03:12 Adam Friedland? Crying and saying, "I'm not gay."
1:03:13 Speaker 03 What did I do wrong? I've never had a job before.
1:03:18 Adam Friedland? I'm an intern.
1:03:20 Speaker 03 I'm 31 years old and this is my first job out of law school.
1:03:23 Adam Friedland? I just got this American Apparel front zip hoodie. Cause I'm trying to make it a nerd comedy.
1:03:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, watch my special. Watch my special.
1:03:33 Speaker 03 Watch your special.
1:03:34 Speaker 02 On Hulu, please.
1:03:36 Speaker 03 Um, what's your radio thing?
1:03:37 Speaker 02 Well, you guys talk about the movie Radio a lot.
1:03:39 Speaker 03 Oh, Nick loves the movie Radio.
1:03:41 Speaker 02 So I, I haven't been able to use this idea ever. So this is my platform.
1:03:46 Speaker 03 This is the place.
1:03:47 Speaker 02 I had an idea for a sequel to Radio.
1:03:50 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:03:51 Speaker 02 Where Radio has a younger brother who is even more... Well, no, well, I don't, I don't even, yeah, his name could be Video. Even more developmentally challenged.
1:04:04 Speaker 03 Oh, even more?
1:04:05 Speaker 02 Yeah. And the whole movie is, is Video trying to convey something to Radio. And they're both just, there, a lot is, lots going on, but they're just, they cannot, he cannot communicate this message. And eventually, Radio realizes that Video, um, has gender dysphoria. And he helps him get a transition and it's Radio to Trans Sister.
1:04:32 Speaker 03 Oh, okay, alright.
1:04:33 Adam Friedland? You could have sold that, I think, six years ago.
1:04:35 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:04:36 Speaker 03 I think they would, they would have thrown money at that six years ago.
1:04:39 Speaker 02 I should have done it then, shit.
1:04:40 Speaker 03 Yeah, if that didn't win an Oscar, I mean, it's just... Yeah, I mean, that's... Living in the most racist country, but Trump wins. If the Trans Radio movie...
1:04:49 Adam Friedland? Trump's gonna get reelected.
1:04:51 Speaker 03 Trans Radio.
1:04:52 Speaker 02 Trans Sister Radio.
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