Bonus #186 - Kitty Reynolds [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Kitty Reynolds joins the pod to discuss her parents catching her in an embarrassing post-hookup moment, how she's beautifully positioned to be Grandma Kitty, having the confidence to say no, why DC is land of the SGA dorks, and much more. Kitty and Stav help callers including a guy who got his monkey paw wish because he can't keep up with his wife's newfound libido, and a guy who wants to convince his ex's new boyfriend that the former couple coparenting their dog together is not a big deal. Follow Kitty Reynolds: https://www.kittyreynolds.com/ https://www.instagram.com/kitreynolds https://www.tiktok.com/@reformedhotgirl https://x.com/KittenReynolds ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  Uh, my wife and I, uh, we've been married for 10 years now. Um, happy relationship. You know, she's a good wife. Uh, we clicked together well. We have several kids together. Life is good. Um, she, she's never really had a high sex drive, uh, per se.

• 0:15Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 0:15Speaker 00

  We've had, our youngest son is just turned eight. Um, after him especially, it kind of slowed things down a little bit. I mean, we'd regularly go, you know, a week and a half, two weeks without sex, sometimes even longer if we were, you know, bickering in between or, you know, having normal relationship problems, that kind of thing. Um, you know, I've always wanted her to have a higher sex drive, you know, tried some things on my end, uh, then didn't seem to work and just was like, ah, this is what it is. I still love my wife, you know, what I like.

• 0:42Stavros Halkias?

  Can't wait to see where this goes. Can't wait to see what he's asking permission for. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 0:49Speaker 00

  Have sex more often, of course, but.

• 0:52Stavros Halkias?

  Cause this is like pre-planned. He wrote this down. He's saying it fast. So he's, he's nervously getting to something. Go ahead, Eldis.

• 0:59Speaker 00

  Yes. Cut to, uh, about three months ago, she, from advice from a friend of hers, went to a women's clinic, got some, like a steroid cream or something like that, so it'd help with your sex drive. And Stavi, it helped almost too much because now she wants it constantly.

• 1:16Stavros Halkias?

  Shut the fuck up, man. Now you're, you're right. Your wife rubbed steroids on her pussy and now she wants to fuck and now you're mad?

• 1:23Speaker 02

  Let's hear him out.

• 1:23Stavros Halkias?

  All right, all right. I'll just like, hey, hey, hold on. It's tough to fuck your wife a lot. Hey, hold on.

• 1:30Speaker 00

  I've talked 10 years of trash about how, you know, she can't keep up with me, yada, yada, yada. Bro, I am fucking struggling. Sex has always been great with my life. It's been fantastic. But after, you know, I'm 30, for reference, I'm 39, she's 40. After, you know, three, four nights in a row, sometimes in the morning and the evenings, bro, I cannot fucking keep up.

• 1:52Stavros Halkias?

  Honestly?

• 1:52Speaker 00

  She's very sensitive. I'm afraid that once I'm like, hey, I can't go tonight, you know, this and that, that's going to cause a whole thing.

• 1:58Stavros Halkias?

  Well, well, well.

• 2:00Speaker 00

  Boner pills from the gas station, blue chews. I don't know what to fucking do, bro. I've never had a problem getting it up or anything like that. It's just been a fucking struggle lately. But anyway, uh,

• 2:10Stavros Halkias?

  This is incredible.

• 2:10Speaker 00

  Hope this finds you well. Hoping you're guys have a good time. Some, any advice would be appreciated. Thanks.

• 2:14Stavros Halkias?

  This is like, this is a modern version of Aesop's Fables. This is like, careful what you wish for, times a thousand, bro. This is incredible.

• 2:25Speaker 03

  Be careful what you wish for.

• 2:27Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, wow.

• 2:28Speaker 03

  Um, first of all, just want to say congrats on the sex.

• 2:31Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that's awesome. We love to hear that you're fucking your wife three to four times a week.

• 2:34Speaker 03

  That's awesome. And I say, this is not a penis problem. This is a conversation.

• 2:39Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm, yes.

• 2:40Speaker 03

  This is a conversation with you and your wife. And it doesn't have to be a big deal.

• 2:45Stavros Halkias?

  No.

• 2:45Speaker 03

  But it's like, hey, like, hey, I'm watching the game. Like, do you mind if we just like, it, there's soft ways to land. No.

• 2:54Stavros Halkias?

  Totally. And also, it's like, you know, this was your experience for 10 years, right? It's like, um, but at the same time, I will say, yeah, I'm, I'm gonna tell you. I don't know who we're with currently, Eldis. Who's the most recent, uh, erectile dysfunction treatment that's advertised? Do you remember?

• 3:12Speaker 02

  There's a couple floating.

• 3:14Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 3:14Speaker 02

  I don't know. I don't want to talk out of turn.

• 3:16Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, but listen, go to a number of the, how about this? You know, the, you know, the websites.

• 3:20Speaker 02

  Spin a wheel on any of them and use code STAVI.

• 3:24Stavros Halkias?

  Whichever one you're using, use promo code STOP. Cause I got a hunch there, we have a relationship with them. But I mean, look, yeah, you gotta get some dick pills. Nothing wrong with that. Thirty nine, and that's another natural thing that happens is that like, sex drives do just dip and change. And it's like, you, you've heard the thing of like, a horn, women get like horny in like their 40s or like, you know, whatever. And it's like, and with men, it sort of is like, uh, the older you get, it's the sex drive goes one. It's just a straight downward. Whereas like with women, it seems like there's a huge pickup later in life. So, yeah, you might just need to juice to keep up with your wife. That's fine, but yes, a conversation.

• 4:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, and just like, it's gonna even back out.

• 4:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, she might be pumped.

• 4:11Speaker 03

  She can't keep this up forever.

• 4:12Stavros Halkias?

  Listen, you buy a fucking moped, you're driving, you, you're driving the moped to work every day for a month. Then you're like, you know what? It's raining, let me get in the Corolla. Right? Like, right now, she's like, she thinks she's like making up for lost time, whatever. And yes, I think you're probably even out, but also she's having a, she's having the time of her life. And by the way, now is a time for you to understand what she was up to. Cause it's like, yeah, maybe you don't want to bust. Maybe you eat a little pussy. Maybe you finger pop your wife. You also don't have to have penetrative intercourse every time in a, in a rela-, and that could be fun to switch up. Cause I feel like oftentimes in a monogamous relationship.

• 4:49Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, sex drives are different, but also when sex becomes purely routine, it feels like when you start hooking up with somebody for a while, it's like, you fall into the like, alright, you do your thing, you do your move, I do my move. There's three positions we always do.

• 5:04Speaker 03

  It becomes a choreographed experience, yeah.

• 5:07Stavros Halkias?

  You can always do it like blindfolded.

• 5:09Speaker 03

  My turn, your turn, done.

• 5:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, exactly. So I think anything that makes it a little, you know, change it up can be fun too. So, you know, that's my advice is like promo code Stavi on a bevy of sites. And then, yeah, search it up and have a convo.

• 5:24Speaker 03

  And stop complaining about it as well, because really you have an embarrassment of riches right now.

• 5:29Stavros Halkias?

  This is awesome.

• 5:29Speaker 03

  There is a sex recession.

• 5:31Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, dude.

• 5:32Speaker 03

  And you really should not be feeling like, oh, I can't keep up, this is a pro- no. This is an amazing thing that's happening to you. You prayed for times like this.

• 5:41Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, exactly dude.

• 5:43Speaker 03

  I wanna slap you, get back in there, you know?

• 5:45Stavros Halkias?

  This actually is like, sorry, sorry bud. Hey, there's kids in Africa where they don't have any pussy in, alright? Finish all your pussy.

• 5:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. And then, yeah, like Stavi said, do hand stuff, do whatever, have fun. I don't know, but don't complain about it.

• 6:02Stavros Halkias?

  Suck on a titty while she beats off, you know what I mean?

• 6:03Speaker 03

  Something like that.

• 6:05Stavros Halkias?

  A ton of different things you can do, man. There's a ton of different stuff you can figure out. Speaking as a guy who was like, like I said, fat as shit, on pills and edibles, that was the time I fucked the most. My dick didn't work even a little bit half the time. Like, it was one of those like, clear, the patient's not responding. Another dick pill, ah, he's gone, sir. You know, that happened a lot. Sex is not, I have that joke on my last special where sometimes it just felt like, you know, it's like, I liked hooking up with bi girls, because then it's like, when I didn't get hard, it's like, alright, now we're just having lesbian sex, right? Why don't you take a pill, if your cock can't keep up? Take a page from the lesbian, the way queer people have sex.

• 6:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:51Stavros Halkias?

  Cause they're not all about busting the same way that a guy, you know, guy centered sex is like. So.

• 6:56Speaker 03

  Mix it up.

• 6:56Stavros Halkias?

  Something to consider.

• 6:57Speaker 03

  Have some fun.

• 6:58Stavros Halkias?

  Have some fun. Enjoy fucking your wife.

• 7:00Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 7:01Stavros Halkias?

  That steroid cream sounds awesome.

• 7:02Speaker 03

  Yeah. Wow.

• 7:03Stavros Halkias?

  What the hell is that?

• 7:04Speaker 03

  Who knew?

• 7:05Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 7:05Speaker 03

  Cause I thought this was going a way different direction of like, they never bang. What am I gonna do?

• 7:09Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. Usually that preamble leads to a guy asking for permission to cheat on his wife.

• 7:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:14Stavros Halkias?

  And I'm really happy that the nerves were not, the nerves were just that he feels emasculated by how good his wife is.

• 7:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:21Stavros Halkias?

  That's really what it is. You don't feel like a man. This is part of being a man. In fact, you could argue there's no, there's no, I don't know. Have you ever seen Married with Children? You're having a real Al Bundy situation right now. And that's part of life too. Is understanding when you're outclassed sexually and now, now, now's the time where real, where real fuckers are born.

• 7:40Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 7:40Stavros Halkias?

  Anyone can want, can fuck when their dick is hard. Can you fuck when you don't really feel like it? To satisfy your wife who's trying to close a, I'm guessing a 20 year orgasm gap with you?

• 7:51Speaker 03

  Right.

• 7:51Stavros Halkias?

  Take this opportunity to put some, score some points on the board on her end, pal. Yeah.