Bonus #129 - Kush Brothers Vol. 19 w/ Anthony Devito (4/20 Easter Edition) [PATREON PREVIEW]

The boys celebrate Kushter (4/20 + Easter) in a special road edition of Kush Brothers/Bus Boys/Kush Bussers, convincing dear friend Anthony Devito to cancel a show he had planned and chill in Chicago an extra day to eat lamb, watch Rush Hour, and ~legalize it~. Anthony, Stav and Eldy help callers including a guy who has disinvited his wife's three deadbeat uncles from family holidays, and a dude whose weed dealer won't stop hitting on him. Follow Anthony Devito on social media: http://www.anthonydevitocomedy.com/ http://www.facebook.com/1260596015 https://twitter.com/AnthonyDeVito_ http://instagram.com/comediananthonydevito https://www.youtube.com/@comediananthonydevito 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 1:00Stavros Halkias?

  The whole time I was cooking, you guys were kinda in and out of Rush Hour 2.

• 1:03Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:04Stavros Halkias?

  So while we're eating, Rush Hour 2 ends. It's the second we're done, we sit down on the couch. Rush Hour just auto plays. The, we had just watched Rush Hour 2. And Rush Hour comes on. And everyone's like, yep, this is it, brother. We're gonna, we are gonna watch Rush Hour 2. Have dinner and watch Rush Hour. That's what we're gonna do. Highest shit on Easter. It was awesome, man.

• 1:31Speaker 05

  This is like a day of, like, I was going to prison tomorrow. This is the day I'd want, exactly. This is the exact day.

• 1:40Speaker 05

  Oh, man. Perfect.

• 1:43Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, my God, dude. It was beautiful.

• 1:46Speaker 05

  We have some off-brand chocolate waiting for us after this.

• 1:48Stavros Halkias?

  I went to a weird thing that, it was labeled as a grocery store, but you get there, it's just like the biggest bodega you've ever seen in your life. And it was like the, it was full-service grocery in certain things. But if it had, if it had a lot of one thing, it was gonna have just, it was just gonna be missing suaves of things. You know what I mean? Like spices, weren't they? Like, there was a spice. Rice rack completely empty. Like, there was like, literally like, half of the aisle is just pick and choose. And then there's like, uh, produce, they had like a lot of onions, but they like, they had, they had like crazy weird specific drinks, but then no Gatorade. They had no Gatorade product at all.

• 2:25Speaker 06

  That's crazy.

• 2:26Stavros Halkias?

  It's insane. They had fucking vitamin water.

• 2:28Speaker 05

  Crazy.

• 2:28Stavros Halkias?

  They didn't have Powerade.

• 2:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 2:30Stavros Halkias?

  It was fucking insane. It was like-

• 2:31Speaker 05

  People supposed to get their electrolytes to this town.

• 2:33Stavros Halkias?

  They're pushing, it's a different world, man, that we're living in, you know? Like, some of these kids don't even know about a world where it was just Gatorade and Powerade.

• 2:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, man.

• 2:42Stavros Halkias?

  There was no electrolyte drink without the aid suffix.

• 2:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, man. It was all going through Big Aid, man.

• 2:48Stavros Halkias?

  You know, vitamin water?

• 2:50Speaker 05

  You went to an aid.

• 2:51Stavros Halkias?

  You had to go to an aid, a something aid. And Gatorade was very clearly Coke and Powerade was one of the clearest Pepsis of all time.

• 2:58Speaker 05

  Oh, absolutely.

• 2:59Stavros Halkias?

  I think now they're actually owned by those companies, but... Yeah, just a little history here on 420 Push Easter, everyone. Just some of that.

• 3:10Stavros Halkias?

  This is the kind of fucking show where you're gonna learn a little thing or something.

• 3:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 3:13Stavros Halkias?

  A thing or two.

• 3:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, this, this is, it's like a TEDx episode so far.

• 3:19Stavros Halkias?

  So anyway, that's what I, and then, you know, that's, that was, and then, you know, we're here now.

• 3:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:25Stavros Halkias?

  I walked into Summer Scary Movie, can't wait to finish that.

• 3:28Speaker 06

  Scary Movie 3 is a great one.

• 3:30Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. Rush Hour is so good, man.

• 3:33Speaker 06

  I know.

• 3:34Stavros Halkias?

  That movie's so fucking good.

• 3:36Speaker 06

  They're all awesome. I mean, you know, I, I said it earlier, but we literally just watched Rush Hour like a month ago in the first half of the tour.

• 3:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, we watched it in LA. I'm saying, I mean, I see it three times a year.

• 3:49Stavros Halkias?

  It's so good, dude. It's so good. It's literally vaudeville. It's like a movie, I, I, it's a movie from like the 30s. Where it's like, the characters are so one dimensional.

• 3:59Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 3:59Stavros Halkias?

  Like, you know, uh, fucking, um, Carter is like, just the firebrand, and he always behaves the same, no matter how serious it is.

• 4:11Stavros Halkias?

  He's like a flirt, like he has no depth or range whatsoever.

• 4:17Stavros Halkias?

  Like literally like Bugs Bunny has more range than Detective Carter, the character. Like he's horny, like you have a gun to his head and he'll be like asking the lady to suck his dick. And he's just like dancing and shit like that. And he's behaving the same way, whether he's interacting with a baby or he's interacting with a murderer.

• 4:36Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 4:37Stavros Halkias?

  It's fascinating.

• 4:39Speaker 06

  I love, I love in Rush Hour three, the second they see the little girl from Rush Hour one grown up. He's like, I mean, his eyes might as well pop out of his head. Cause she's just like a sexy adult grown up woman now. And he's like, you know, he's just instantly thinking about fucking her. This girl that like, he's helped his now by Rush Hour three, like one of his best friends.

• 5:03Stavros Halkias?

  Right. A man he met late in life, but who has come to define his life. Like they are so inseparable by the third movie. They mean so much to each other. And it's like essentially his adopted daughter who he also helped save.

• 5:18Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 5:18Stavros Halkias?

  That's how it all started.

• 5:19Speaker 06

  Totally.

• 5:20Stavros Halkias?

  It's incredible that he would immediately get horny. Cause it's like, he's just like, just a 24 year old Chinese girl.

• 5:26Speaker 06

  But that's the curse of Carter.

• 5:27Stavros Halkias?

  You're right.

• 5:28Speaker 06

  That's what Carter is, man. Can't overcome himself, unfortunately.

• 5:31Stavros Halkias?

  And that's what's beautiful about these movies. There's no thinking or nuance. It is like watching a cartoon. Carter's Carter.

• 5:38Speaker 06

  Yup.

• 5:38Stavros Halkias?

  You know, Lee is Lee, just doesn't say much.

• 5:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 5:42Stavros Halkias?

  You know, it's lit, it's slapstick. It's like Buster Keaton.

• 5:45Speaker 06

  Yup.

• 5:46Stavros Halkias?

  It's just like stupid jo, it's like ad libs, all energy. It's low. It's just like, it's honestly like a movie designed to entertain stupid people. It's loud. It's loud. It's stupid. It's horny.

• 6:01Speaker 06

  Babies can understand it and old people can understand it.

• 6:05Stavros Halkias?

  You don't even need to watch it with the audio on.

• 6:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 6:07Stavros Halkias?

  You could watch that movie. That would be a great silent movie, actually.

• 6:10Speaker 06

  True, man.

• 6:11Stavros Halkias?

  You know, if you just put the dialogue cards and you just, and you just pick the absolute most necessary dialogue. I bet you it would be really good.

• 6:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, probably.

• 6:21Stavros Halkias?

  Like Carter's face doesn't need, like, it's just like, it's just his eyes.

• 6:24Speaker 06

  Incredible in that movie.

• 6:25Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, man.

• 6:26Speaker 06

  It's awesome. My mom, my, I mean, my whole family loved that movie.

• 6:30Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, me too. Exactly.

• 6:31Speaker 06

  Diehard.

• 6:31Stavros Halkias?

  Our families, not everyone spoke all the languages. Like we, we literally had language barriers within our own families. Rush Hour was perfect. No matter how off the boat you were.

• 6:43Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 6:44Stavros Halkias?

  Everyone speaks Rush Hour, man.

• 6:49Stavros Halkias?

  Everybody's fluent, dude. It's an international language.

• 6:53Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 6:53Stavros Halkias?

  Aw, man.

• 6:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 6:54Stavros Halkias?

  Every time I watch it too, I just, I just love their friendship so much.

• 6:59Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 6:59Stavros Halkias?

  You know?

• 7:01Speaker 06

  God damn.

• 7:02Stavros Halkias?

  It's also like every plot point, anytime they're up against it, it's just something convenient happens. Like, it's just not, it's a detective, it's a detective story with zero mystery. They ask one question and the first person they ask gives them the answer. There's never a like, the case never runs cold. There's never a prob, it's just bureaucracy is stopping them. It's a hot case. They can immediately with no resources find it out. It's so fucking awesome.

• 7:34Speaker 06

  He got Chris Penn to say the villain at the top of the organization's name by just showing him a picture of the kidnapped girl for like one second.

• 7:43Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, Carter's like, fuck, he's just talking to Carter, he's like, fuck you, Carter. It doesn't matter, I'm gonna fucking kill you. And then Jackie Chan does not know him, not an effective communicator in English. Like, just not. You know what I mean? Great martial artist, like, that's part of his charm, the accent plays into him. But like, if he's trying to convey it, like, really specific emotional feeling to someone, it's not gonna go good.

• 8:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 8:08Stavros Halkias?

  And he's trying to guilt a hardened criminal, and he's like, do it for her. And the guy doesn't give a fuck, it's just some girl, he's a guy in jail, he sells explosives. He was selling C4. You think he cares? You think he hasn't helped children die? And it wasn't even like, they didn't really lean on him, he just did it for like, 10 seconds. He's like, alright, his name is Jin Tao. And I was like, okay, what do you do with his fucking name? He just has his name.

• 8:40Speaker 06

  Well, you go to a random Chinese restaurant in Chinatown and you bust in there and ask to talk to Jin Tao.

• 8:51Speaker 06

  And it's pretty much it.

• 8:52Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, man.

• 8:55Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, man, you discover Jin. And Jin Chow tries to kill you. So you find Jin Chow immediately. You're, you're, okay, that's maybe, that's not a cold, that's, that's a stumble in how they, that's what they do. Their instincts are perfect, but their procedure, like their cop, their police work is incredibly sloppy. Like, oh, they just barge in. Like, they are, they're, the only obstacle is how quickly they are to just, like, barge in places. God, I love that fucking movie. Yeah, you find Jin Chow, he, she tries to shoot you.

• 9:27Speaker 06

  It is hilarious, because I've, before this moment, I've never really, in my mind, like, thought out the plot points of Rush Hour. And it's so ridiculous.

• 9:39Stavros Halkias?

  I know, I know, that's what I've loved, dude. We've gotten to, like, analyze, like, truly sit with Rush Hour and think about it. We watched three and one in LA four, three weeks ago, and tonight we watched two and one. We have to watch three and two at some point to really gonna get it back.

• 9:56Speaker 06

  I'd love to watch two, then, three, that's interesting, that'd be an interesting progression right there.

• 10:01Speaker 06

  They were so far apart, so that's an interesting compare and contrast.

• 10:05Stavros Halkias?

  You're right, actually, I'm with you, I would like to watch the two and three. You're right.

• 10:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, watching them out of order, I mean, watching three out of order is almost like, you appreciate it more.

• 10:16Stavros Halkias?

  Absolutely.

• 10:17Speaker 06

  Because it could only pale if you, like, crush it after one and two. On its own, it's like, this is pretty fucking good.

• 10:23Stavros Halkias?

  It was pretty good.

• 10:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 10:24Stavros Halkias?

  It has some glaring problems, obviously.

• 10:27Speaker 05

  Their ceiling, Carter and Lee's ceiling is always so high, and it can just go higher.

• 10:33Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 10:33Speaker 05

  So it's like, the bar is ju, you're getting great no matter what.

• 10:37Stavros Halkias?

  It's incredible.

• 10:38Speaker 05

  So it doesn't matter.

• 10:39Stavros Halkias?

  No, you're, you're so right, it's like, and three makes you, like, because we had watched it without, it'd been a while since we watched any Rush Hour, and we were so sure we were gonna hate it, and we'd just be laughing at it. We were in, we, we literally, we just stayed in a shitty, this is a very uncomfortable Airbnb with, like, cardboard furniture. Like, the couch and the chair, they, I guarantee you, cost like, altogether four. Like dude, you could adjust the back of the couch like it was a fucking folding chair. Like it was a lawn chair where you could bring it up or lean it back by just like it was bizarre. It didn't make any sense. I thought I broke it. They're like, oh no, that's, that's how it is. It sucked. It was crazy.

• 11:22Speaker 06

  The back of the couch snapped multiple times in these two days that we were there.

• 11:26Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, it did.

• 11:27Speaker 06

  I was, I was like leaning on a couple times like, and I just like jolted back.

• 11:31Stavros Halkias?

  And the thing is like, we know we're right, but imagine me and Eldis.

• 11:36Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 11:37Stavros Halkias?

  File a complaint.

• 11:38Speaker 05

  Of course, yeah.

• 11:39Stavros Halkias?

  And he's like, oh really fellas?

• 11:42Speaker 06

  We're like, your guys, your couch is a piece of shit and you look at us and it's me and Sav. And these are the guys complaining.

• 11:50Stavros Halkias?

  Your furniture was too flimsy. It broke while I was sitting on it. While me and my buddy took turns sitting on it.

• 11:57Speaker 05

  The guy with a knife in front of his wife's dead body like, I know how this looks, but.

• 12:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was the fugitive dude. We were, we would have been the fat fugitives.

• 12:12Stavros Halkias?

  You know what's great too about Rush Hour is the further you get away from it, the better it gets.

• 12:17Speaker 05

  A hundred percent.

• 12:18Stavros Halkias?

  Cause the audacity of the racist jokes in it are so much better as time goes on.

• 12:24Speaker 05

  I fully agree.

• 12:25Speaker 06

  Man, yeah.

• 12:26Stavros Halkias?

  And it reminds you, it reminds you of how like that was just totally acceptable.

• 12:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:31Stavros Halkias?

  But then also you're not.

• 12:33Speaker 06

  It's not offensive.

• 12:34Stavros Halkias?

  Because it's just, they're so, because the characters again, they're cartoons.

• 12:37Speaker 06

  Right.

• 12:38Stavros Halkias?

  Carter is so fucking stupid and it's like, there is something to it being like, it's like an American black guy and a foreign Chinese guy. Like there's enough, they're very different, but there's, there's no like, the cultural hangups just don't exist.

• 12:51Speaker 06

  Right, right.

• 12:52Stavros Halkias?

  So that it is pretty fucking, I mean, Jack Chan literally says the N word in the first Rush Hour. He says it twice.

• 12:58Speaker 05

  He says it twice.

• 12:59Stavros Halkias?

  He says it twice. And then he beats up five black guys.

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• 14:15Stavros Halkias?

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