Bonus #128 - Tom's Maniacs Vol. 1 (JP McDade) [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Tom Thakkar returns to the pod to flip the script on JP McDade and make him the featured guest of the new Stavvy’s World subseries, Tom’s Maniacs!! In this completely original and utterly maniacal first volume, Tom and his guest JP discuss theology, the MD Foodie Boyz, Obama conspiracy series, the 127 Hours dude who cut his arm off, Jim Caviezel, and much more. Tom, JP and Stav help callers including a man wondering if he should harangue his married ex who tried to hit him up and see what’s up, and a man who doesn’t want his well-endowed wife to lose weight. See Tom Thakkar live and follow him on social media: https://www.tomthakkar.com/ https://youtube.com/@tomthakkarcomedy http://instagram.com/tomthakkar http://www.twitter.com/tomathakkar http://facebook.com/tomallenbrady Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  Hey, it's Tom Rose. Very excited to see you in Charlotte, uh, in April for the Dreamboat Tour.

• 0:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, brother.

• 0:06Speaker 00

  Hey, Aldous, thank you for getting all these podcasts out there and hello to our honored guest. I'm sure you got some great insights from me today.

• 0:12Speaker 01

  Tom Maniac's number one.

• 0:14Speaker 00

  So, uh, I was recently contacted by an old girlfriend from grad school. Uh, and she did it in kind of a secretive way. She's married, she's got kids.

• 0:25Speaker 01

  Oh, shit.

• 0:26Speaker 00

  And, uh, just, uh, kinda sent me a DM in a place where you wouldn't expect people to send DMs, uh, where spouses wouldn't necessarily check.

• 0:36Speaker 01

  Where's this?

• 0:37Speaker 00

  And, uh...

• 0:37Stavros Halkias?

  I'm assuming LinkedIn.

• 0:38Speaker 01

  LinkedIn, yeah.

• 0:39Speaker 00

  I really don't know what to do about it. I am not interested in continuing anything here.

• 0:45Speaker 01

  There you go.

• 0:45Speaker 00

  Uh, there's nothing for me to get out of it.

• 0:47Speaker 01

  Pause this. Pretty easy.

• 0:48Stavros Halkias?

  She got fat is what he means. Like, this is fully like, the years have not been kind to her.

• 0:56Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 0:57Speaker 00

  Out of it. Uh, and I don't think there's anything for her to get out of it either. Um, but I do kinda wanna tell her...

• 1:04Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, so I'm also fat.

• 1:06Speaker 01

  Sorry.

• 1:07Stavros Halkias?

  Well, she probably, is probably true.

• 1:08Speaker 01

  Oh, for sure.

• 1:10Speaker 00

  Tell her, it's like, "Hey, you're making a huge mistake and honestly, I'm kinda disappointed in you for doing this too."

• 1:16Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:16Speaker 00

  Um, and I think that's maybe a little too hurtful, but that is how I feel.

• 1:20Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, she's definitely looking rough. Cause he's realizing like, no, this woman is like desperately trying to regain a little bit of her sexuality. She's willing to risk her family to get a fucking compliment from a guy who used to fuck her. And this guy's gonna be like, "Look within you. What you are doing, you're making a huge mistake. You're dishonoring the vows you made." It's like, damn, how fucking ugly does a lady have to be for a guy to like, not only be like, "Hey, I'm flattered, but I'm married"? If he's like, "Think about this. I beg you."

• 1:55Speaker 01

  Honey, look deep within your flabby chest.

• 2:00Speaker 01

  And know that this is a mistake and you're disrespecting both of us.

• 2:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's tough.

• 2:06Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 2:07Speaker 03

  Nobody scolds a beautiful woman.

• 2:10Stavros Halkias?

  No, this girl, look, we don't know if this lady's ugly, if whatever. She's definitely not incredibly hot.

• 2:18Speaker 03

  Or a seven.

• 2:19Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's no way.

• 2:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know.

• 2:22Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, this, unless this guy's like the most, you know, pious man of all time. This guy's like a priest.

• 2:29Speaker 03

  Maybe he is, he could be the guy.

• 2:31Speaker 04

  If he's listening to Stavi's world, he probably is.

• 2:33Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 2:35Speaker 03

  Well, if she had DM'd him on Instagram, maybe he'd be different, but she clearly DM'd him on like LinkedIn. And he's like, no, I'm a professional in this setting, so I'm gonna reply like, don't throw away your marriage.

• 2:47Speaker 00

  They have some residual issues, they're breaking up with me, obviously. But anyway, what do you think, Stavi? Should I actually let her know that this is a terrible thing? Or should I, uh, let her flame out with another, you know, another ex? Uh, cause, you know, her husband's gonna pick up on this eventually. Anyway, love you, have a great day.

• 3:05Stavros Halkias?

  He's like, she's ugly and stupid.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  Stop, what do I do with this dumb bitch? Buddy, just ignore the fucking message.

• 3:13Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, what are we talking about? So easy.

• 3:16Speaker 03

  Just don't respond.

• 3:17Stavros Halkias?

  Delete, even delete it, just pretend you never saw it.

• 3:20Speaker 03

  You don't need to be a part of it, you're clearly not interested.

• 3:23Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, but Snick, like trying to get, trying to give her a fucking, a fucking sermon.

• 3:28Speaker 03

  I wish he told us exactly what she said, cause part of me thinks he might be reading too much into it too.

• 3:33Stavros Halkias?

  That's a possibility.

• 3:35Speaker 03

  It would be a nice cover story if you're real slick with it, like trying to cheat with this woman, be like, honey, I was just opening a dialogue to tell her about the sanctity of marriage.

• 3:43Stavros Halkias?

  Right, this is like-

• 3:44Speaker 03

  I was trying to guide her back.

• 3:45Stavros Halkias?

  What he's talking about is like when guys get caught on To Catch a Predator, and they're like, I am here to save the child, in my car, you will find the letter, with plans.

• 3:56Speaker 03

  Sir, why is there, why is there a dryer from Best Buy in the back of your truck?

• 4:03Speaker 03

  A tube of crazy glue?

• 4:08Stavros Halkias?

  That was so fucking funny when like I remember that there was like an episode. The Cash Brothers back in the Zeitgeist, there's like a documentary about it.

• 4:16Speaker 01

  Oh shit, I can't wait to watch that shit.

• 4:18Stavros Halkias?

  And I think there's like, I think there's like some other, yeah, there's definitely a documentary and there might even be like a TV, anyway, whatever, like, he's around again a little bit like.

• 4:27Speaker 01

  He's back on Cameo.

• 4:28Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, is he?

• 4:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's a piece of shit.

• 4:31Stavros Halkias?

  Really?

• 4:31Speaker 01

  Chris Hansen is a fucking piece of shit. He went to jail.

• 4:34Stavros Halkias?

  For what?

• 4:35Speaker 01

  For some sort of fraud.

• 4:38Speaker 03

  He interviewed my dad in our house.

• 4:40Stavros Halkias?

  Really?

• 4:40Speaker 01

  Is that true?

• 4:41Speaker 03

  After the Sandy Hook shooting.

• 4:44Speaker 03

  And he was like a reporter and he was like talking to my dad like in our foyer on TV.

• 4:48Stavros Halkias?

  Were you like, when he came in, were you like, why don't you have a scene?

• 4:55Speaker 01

  It is funny because you watch that show, that show was so fucked up.

• 4:58Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 4:59Speaker 01

  And then it's like.

• 5:00Stavros Halkias?

  Well, I think that's what part of that, for this documentary is about is like.

• 5:02Speaker 03

  Entrapment.

• 5:03Stavros Halkias?

  These are legitimately mentally retarded people like half the time.

• 5:07Speaker 01

  And they don't go to jail most of the time. They're just, yeah, that's part of the deal. Like with them being on TV, a lot of them did not go to jail. They're just like, and from now on, you don't do that sort of shit, huh? And they have to sign to be on the fucking show.

• 5:20Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, true, true, true.

• 5:21Speaker 01

  I looked up a lot of this back in the day, just, just in case to cover my own.

• 5:26Stavros Halkias?

  That shit was, yeah, that's fucking crazy. They don't even.

• 5:29Speaker 03

  Okay, I'll sign this form that lets you use my face. You guys aren't gonna make me look bad, right?

• 5:34Speaker 01

  I could be fully full of shit on that, but I'm pretty sure there was a thing where it's like, most of those guys did not go to jail, because they didn't do it.

• 5:41Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right, right.

• 5:42Speaker 01

  Here's the perfect entrapment is you gotta let them do a little bit of it.

• 5:47Stavros Halkias?

  You fuck it, yeah, you, you like dress up a guy as a fucking kid, like a grown man as a kid. It's like, alright, you gotta suck his dick a little bit.

• 5:56Speaker 01

  They gotta get them passed, or else they're gonna hurt them.

• 5:59Stavros Halkias?

  And they're like, oh, okay, so Chris, um, it turns out that's not what the cops wanted us to do.

• 6:07Speaker 01

  He was so sharing.

• 6:08Stavros Halkias?

  He's like, oh, he didn't check, he didn't call a lawyer, he's like, well, I goofed, fellas.

• 6:13Speaker 01

  That's on me.

• 6:14Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, actually now the cops, the cops are saying like, now it's consensual sex amongst adults.

• 6:23Stavros Halkias?

  We were posing as children, actually now we're in trouble. Because we pretended to be doing gay, a child porn, but...

• 6:31Speaker 01

  We actually owe this guy a lot of money now.

• 6:38Speaker 01

  We made him non-consistently fuck an adult.

• 6:42Stavros Halkias?

  Which weirdly is considered rape. He was trying to be a pedophile.

• 6:48Speaker 03

  Turns out we raped a guy through paperwork. No one's ever done that before.