Bonus #113 - Kush Brothers Vol. 17 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://youtu.be/lvivaVTWkWs Will Miles and Jamel Johnson join the pod for a special LA edition of Kush Brothers to cover really important and really timely stories like the Luigi Mangione case, a revisionist Greek scientific theory about the origins of man, a wild Thai police sting, Kelis’s garden, and more. Will, Jamel and Stav help callers including a guy who wants to hook up with a waitress from a Thai restaurant that he frequents, and a guy wondering if he should make a move on a roommate he’s moving in with. Follow Will Miles on social media: https://www.instagram.com/mrwillmiles Follow Jamel Johnson on social media: https://www.instagram.com/broccolihouse https://twitter.com/NonProfitComic Thanks to our friends at Bad Ladder Collective for letting us take over the studio! Book and follow: https://www.badladder.com/ https://www.instagram.com/badladder/ 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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  Fossils in Greece suggests human ancestors evolved in Europe, not Africa.

• 0:05Speaker 01

  Okay. White nonsense. There ain't Greek guy right there. Yeah, what's his name? How long is his last name? Yeah, exactly. Listen to me, I look it up, I see the bone, it is old. Yeah, yeah. It is older and it is, you can tell, it is not a... You know, it is a smarter bone. The African bone, it has no... Smarter bone? It is not, it doesn't have the power of the mind, the same way. We are talking about, you know, they can do the same, it's more from Greece. What do we have here?

• 0:35Speaker 00

  Let's see what Greek reporter has to say.

• 0:37Speaker 01

  Who wrote it? Can we see the guy's name? By Tassos Kokinevis.

• 0:43Speaker 01

  Are you kidding me? Nah, man.

• 0:45Speaker 00

  Men on website is Greek reporter.

• 0:46Speaker 01

  Greekreporter.com. Yeah, of course. This is all up to right now? Yeah. Y'all trying to fuck our record books up? Wow, wow, right? Come on, man. They just put us in the major league all of a sudden. They just added the Negro leagues to baseball. And that's what you two niggas is up to over there? Wow. Come on, bro. Listen, I'm dubious too, Jamel. A lot of times I do this show, y'all niggas trying to... Let's hear Mr. Kokinevis out. Damn. Let's hear what Mr. Tassos Kokinevis has to say about this.

• 1:18Speaker 00

  Of the Greek reporter.

• 1:21Speaker 01

  Of one of the most prestigious scientific journals, Greekreporter.com. Also, look at who it's led by, by the way. Team led by David Begun, like, it's all puns. Oh shit, that's the scientist name? Yeah. Oh, he's from the University of Toronto, alright. Read it, Aldous.

• 1:39Speaker 00

  A recent analysis of fossils recovered in the 1990s in the village of Nikiti in northern Greece supports a controversial theory that apes, the ancestors of humans, evolved in southeastern Europe instead of Africa.

• 1:51Speaker 01

  What? Go ahead, go ahead.

• 1:53Speaker 00

  The eight or nine million year old fossils had first been linked to the extinct ape called Uranopithecus?

• 1:59Speaker 01

  Uranopithecus. Uranus means sky. Sky hopper, basically. Go ahead.

• 2:06Speaker 00

  However, a team led by David Begun from the University of Toronto's Department of Anthropology has recently analyzed the remains and determined that they likely belong to a male animal from a potentially new species.

• 2:19Speaker 00

  By inspecting the upper and lower jaw of the ancient European ape, the team suggested that humanity's forbears may have evolved in Europe before migrating to Africa. Oh. Potentially upending a scientific consensus that has stood since Darwin's day. Hate. This is all hate.

• 2:35Speaker 01

  This is hate?

• 2:35Speaker 00

  This is nothing but-

• 2:36Speaker 01

  This is crazy.

• 2:38Speaker 00

  Like, wow.

• 2:39Speaker 01

  Never before seen.

• 2:40Speaker 00

  This is the new rewriting history.

• 2:42Speaker 01

  Let's see what else he's into. But, eh, you know-

• 2:44Speaker 00

  It's all white-based. It's all-

• 2:47Speaker 01

  What I will say though, Will, if this ends with us getting to call European people monkeys.

• 2:53Speaker 00

  I can't-

• 2:54Speaker 01

  Hey, wait a second. I don't know about this. Straight off is okay. Hold on.

• 2:59Speaker 00

  The straight off is okay.

• 3:00Speaker 01

  No, no, that is not what we are saying.

• 3:06Speaker 01

  We still get to do that.

• 3:07Speaker 00

  You wrote the real Planet of the Apes.

• 3:13Speaker 00

  The real Planet of the Apes.

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Interesting.

• 3:16Speaker 00

  That's like a weird Twitter hashtag.

• 3:18Speaker 01

  Right. This guy seems like he's doing it for the clout.

• 3:23Speaker 00

  With collaborators from Europe and Turkey. Clout. I wonder what the Turkish anthropologists think.

• 3:29Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 3:30Speaker 00

  No way it could be-

• 3:31Speaker 01

  So, wait, they think they started in Europe and then went there? Anyway. That's very interesting. Well, you know, we'll just have to let the human- I guess the first humans were Greek, man. I mean, I guess there's something about that- Come on, dawg. Something about that fertile soil that just kinda makes you smart as shit. The first salad was a Greek salad.

• 3:53Speaker 01

  That's right. Say that shit to Lu Al Dang's face, dawg.

• 3:58Speaker 01

  Ain't no way.

• 3:59Speaker 00

  No way.

• 4:00Speaker 01

  Okay, in this case, the eight million to nine million year old Nikiti ape would have directly preceded the first hominid before hominids migrated to Africa. So, I don't get- I really don't understand this. But, you know, the point is, it appears humanity began in Greece. Am I surprised? No. Does it all make sense?

• 4:19Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 4:20Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Uh, let's see. Not all anthropologists agree. Let's hear him out, I guess.

• 4:25Speaker 00

  No, he's out of his fucking mind.

• 4:27Speaker 01

  As noted by new scientists, the nicotine may be completely unrelated to hominins. It may have evolved similar features independently, developing teeth to eat similar foods or chew similarly to hominins. Well, I personally believe what greekreporter.com has to say. No way. This is definitely not the kind of story that all of my dad's racist friends that he drinks coffee with would cling on to and be pumped to hear about. Man. To send their daughters who go to college. You're like, "See this? Do you see what I'm saying? This is why you cannot date a black guy."

• 5:02Speaker 01

  Can you go to blackreporter.com? See what they say. Yeah, let's show that to Dr. Umar. Yeah, exactly.

• 5:10Speaker 01

  I'd love to have David B. Gunn argue with Dr. Umar.

• 5:16Speaker 01

  That would be awesome. Let's get it to happen.