#166 - Godfrey

Godfrey joins the pod to discuss his new special REBEL WITH A CAUSE, getting purity tested in Nigeria, how Greece stole from Egypt, his dad encouraging him to move out, being the 7Up spokesman, how much he loved MTV spring break, and much more. Godfrey and Stav help callers including a woman who’s considering a little quid pro quo with her boxing instructor, and a guy whose militant leftist friend is an incel because he always makes things too political. Watch Godfrey's new special REBEL WITH A CAUSE in theaters now! Get tickets at https://www.godfreylive.com/ See Godfrey live and follow him on social media: https://www.godfreylive.com/ https://www.instagram.com/godfreycomic https://www.youtube.com/c/GodfreyComedy https://www.tiktok.com/@godfreyfunny Thank you to our sponsors https://www.visible.com/ - switch now! Ziprecruiter - try it free at https://www.ziprecruiter.com/stavvy ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:55Stavros Halkias?

  Welcome, everybody, to Stavie's World. 904-800-Stav. Call in, we'll solve all your problems. We got Godfrey on the couch, fully buying into the theme.

• 1:07Speaker 03

  Zorba.

• 1:10Stavros Halkias?

  He did, yes, still.

• 1:12Speaker 03

  Zorba.

• 1:13Stavros Halkias?

  Zorba the Greek.

• 1:14Speaker 03

  Let's go. Don't be a malaka, you understand me, a malaka?

• 1:17Stavros Halkias?

  That's right. Hell, yeah, dude, we got, we're pumped to have you here, Godfrey.

• 1:21Speaker 03

  Thanks, man.

• 1:21Stavros Halkias?

  Big fans.

• 1:22Speaker 03

  It's been a minute.

• 1:23Stavros Halkias?

  We have been texting, this is the most, I've definitely got, no disrespect, much harder gets, much easier.

• 1:32Stavros Halkias?

  Blake Griffin was two texts.

• 1:34Speaker 03

  Blake, Blake loves comedy.

• 1:36Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it's true, exactly.

• 1:37Speaker 03

  I was around him in Montreal when he was doing, like, hosting shows.

• 1:41Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:41Speaker 03

  He goes, yeah, I was like, oh, yeah, I'm doing comedy, you know?

• 1:44Stavros Halkias?

  He's the man.

• 1:45Speaker 03

  He's such a good dude, man.

• 1:46Stavros Halkias?

  He clearly loves stand-up, you're right.

• 1:49Speaker 03

  He loves stand-up.

• 1:49Stavros Halkias?

  And it's the kind of thing where it's like you realize, for me, it was a realization where it's like, you watch a guy play, play ball since, you know, because I was a kid when he's in the league, because he came out of, like, one year.

• 1:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:59Stavros Halkias?

  So he's in the league when he's 20, so I'm 20 watching him. And then you meet him, it's like, in your head, you're like, he's old, but it's like, no, he's a 36-year-old dude.

• 2:06Speaker 03

  That's all he is.

• 2:06Stavros Halkias?

  We're the exact same age. He just has, like...

• 2:09Speaker 03

  He was doing... Old shit.

• 2:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 2:11Speaker 03

  Cause you're, you're, you're like at home, you know, I don't know, doing homework, doing some.

• 2:15Stavros Halkias?

  Totally. I was literally doing, yeah, studying in college while he's getting his dick sucked, dunking and shit.

• 2:21Speaker 03

  It's like when I see rappers when I was in college and I know them now.

• 2:24Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 2:25Speaker 03

  I go, you were my age doing albums.

• 2:28Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:29Speaker 03

  So I was like, you must be older.

• 2:30Stavros Halkias?

  Totally.

• 2:31Speaker 03

  Nah, same age.

• 2:32Stavros Halkias?

  Totally.

• 2:32Speaker 03

  I'm like, oh, you were on videos and on album covers in our college dorms.

• 2:37Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 2:38Speaker 03

  And now I know you're at my show.

• 2:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 2:40Speaker 03

  And you were the same age.

• 2:42Stavros Halkias?

  Totally.

• 2:42Speaker 03

  I'm like, you gotta be like 70, right?

• 2:44Stavros Halkias?

  It is, it is crazy how that, the pop culture age versus your actual age.

• 2:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:48Stavros Halkias?

  That's gotta be tough for somebody who like, you know, Blake's doing great, that motherfucker, max contract, he's on TV right now, he's, he's great.

• 2:54Speaker 03

  Where's he, what, what TV?

• 2:55Stavros Halkias?

  He's on Amazon, he's great.

• 2:56Speaker 03

  What is he doing?

• 2:57Stavros Halkias?

  He's doing commentary.

• 2:58Speaker 03

  Comment, oh, that's great.

• 2:59Stavros Halkias?

  And he's, he's incredible at it. That whole show is actually really good.

• 3:02Speaker 03

  That's, that's good when they become good comment. Like Tony Romo is really good.

• 3:05Stavros Halkias?

  He was, he's losing it.

• 3:06Speaker 03

  I heard he's something, he says some fucked up shit. But Tom Brady's great at it.

• 3:11Stavros Halkias?

  Tom Brady's coming around. He was bad at first.

• 3:13Speaker 03

  Well, he, he just started.

• 3:15Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 3:15Speaker 03

  You gotta give him some time.

• 3:16Stavros Halkias?

  I'm on hater mode.

• 3:17Speaker 03

  Troy Aikman's amazing.

• 3:18Stavros Halkias?

  Troy Aikman actually is, yeah.

• 3:20Speaker 03

  Amazing. Aikman's so.

• 3:22Stavros Halkias?

  Aikman works at it, but I want nothing good for Brady or, you know, he's had too much good life.

• 3:27Speaker 03

  I'm tired of that. I, I hate the Patriots.

• 3:29Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 3:30Speaker 03

  So I'm such a Giants and fucking whatever, anything else but them.

• 3:33Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:34Speaker 03

  And I don't like that they won.

• 3:35Stavros Halkias?

  It's tough that they're winning, they're good again.

• 3:37Speaker 03

  They're good again.

• 3:38Stavros Halkias?

  And this will probably come, this will come out after the Super Bowl probably, and if they won, I'm gonna, they probably did.

• 3:43Speaker 03

  The Bears, I'm, I grew up in Chicago, so.

• 3:45Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, the Bears did pretty good. That, that, uh, Caleb, Caleb, good, good.

• 3:49Stavros Halkias?

  How you feeling about Caleb?

• 3:50Speaker 03

  He's amazing. He can wear fucking eyeliner. I don't give a fuck.

• 3:53Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:54Speaker 03

  Lipstick, high heels.

• 3:56Stavros Halkias?

  A truly gay athlete.

• 3:58Speaker 03

  Eh, they're probably there, they're probably there.

• 4:00Stavros Halkias?

  But I wanna, I wanna see, I mean, he, his mom was like a nail tech. I think that's why.

• 4:04Speaker 03

  That's where he gets to that. But he really took us to a really good place and Bears look good. We finally have balance in the offense. Cause we were always a defensive team. Our quarterbacks were.

• 4:14Stavros Halkias?

  You never had a single good quarterback? Yeah.

• 4:17Speaker 03

  What is garbage in Greek?

• 4:19Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, scupidia.

• 4:20Speaker 03

  Scupidia! Scupidia! Scupid, twi, scupidia, my laka!

• 4:29Stavros Halkias?

  Now I have two words.

• 4:30Speaker 03

  Scupedia, malaka.

• 4:32Stavros Halkias?

  No love scupedia, scupedia is good, yeah, yeah.

• 4:34Speaker 03

  Cause you guys got, the words are long, like you've been saying goodbye, your shit's so long.

• 4:38Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:41Stavros Halkias?

  Ef karistoh.

• 4:42Speaker 03

  Ef karistoh.

• 4:42Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 4:43Speaker 03

  I'm good at language, probably Albanians, what's, do they say garbage in Albanian?

• 4:49Stavros Halkias?

  Well, he's blowing it, you're blowing it, Eldis. Garbage is plair.

• 4:53Speaker 03

  Plair?

• 4:53Stavros Halkias?

  Plair.

• 4:54Speaker 03

  Plair.

• 4:55Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 4:55Speaker 03

  Plair?

• 4:56Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, plair. That sounds fucking Dutch. Plair? I know, plair.

• 5:01Speaker 03

  Blair.

• 5:01Stavros Halkias?

  Dear plair.

• 5:02Speaker 03

  Plair.

• 5:02Stavros Halkias?

  You're trash.

• 5:03Speaker 03

  Because I know in Russian, blad is like fuck. Blad, blad.

• 5:08Stavros Halkias?

  So do you speak a lot of languages or what do you?

• 5:09Speaker 03

  I mean, my Spanish is the best, I studied it in high school and college, but I taught myself to read French, cause I was around French women, so to impress them.

• 5:18Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:18Speaker 03

  I, I basic French, nothing.

• 5:20Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 5:21Speaker 03

  Crazy, but I'm trying to learn some Chinese, I just try.

• 5:24Stavros Halkias?

  Chinese, interesting, that's tough.

• 5:26Speaker 03

  I wanna learn that shit.

• 5:27Stavros Halkias?

  You're, you're Nigerian, right?

• 5:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, 100%.

• 5:29Stavros Halkias?

  So do you?

• 5:30Speaker 03

  Ibo language is mine.

• 5:31Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:32Speaker 03

  Oh, look at this guy.

• 5:32Stavros Halkias?

  You speak?

• 5:33Speaker 03

  Ibo, I like that, he's like, I do nice stories.

• 5:35Stavros Halkias?

  Hey, Yanis Adetokounmpo.

• 5:37Speaker 03

  You're an Ibo.

• 5:37Stavros Halkias?

  No, no, no, I'm really, I've become, I've learned about Nigeria because of Yanis Adetokounmpo.

• 5:42Speaker 03

  Fuck, yeah.

• 5:43Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:43Speaker 03

  He's a Greek?

• 5:44Stavros Halkias?

  Exactly.

• 5:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, and he speaks.

• 5:45Stavros Halkias?

  It's kinda like us melded together.

• 5:48Speaker 03

  Hey, look at this. So it was all because of that basketball shit, you piece of shit.

• 5:54Speaker 03

  He's like this, hey, you got a Nigerian that lived in Greece, I gotta bring Godfrey over.

• 5:58Stavros Halkias?

  For real? Dude, I promise you, he has, he has tamped down racism amongst Greeks like 40%, no question. N-word use down.

• 6:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know, basketball will do it. Basketball will do it. Basketball will do it. And you living in Baltimore, that will do it too.

• 6:18Stavros Halkias?

  Hundred percent, yeah, yeah, yeah. Baltimore City schools.

• 6:21Speaker 03

  Or did they go through hell in Greece? Did they go through hell?

• 6:24Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, his life was bad.

• 6:26Speaker 03

  Was it?

• 6:26Stavros Halkias?

  That's why he's a, I, I really respect that he, I mean, he could easily be like, fuck Greek people.

• 6:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:33Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, his family was truly like, they were like, just the kids that would sell stuff at, at the fucking red light. Like they're selling trinkets, they're selling fruit, whatever the fuck. I mean, him and his brother, they, when they were started playing basketball, they shared one pair of shoes.

• 6:47Speaker 03

  That's insane.

• 6:47Stavros Halkias?

  Truly like, and Greek people are really fucked up to immigrants until you become the best basketball player in the world. And then they're like, yeah, we'll give you citizenship. Like he was born in Athens, didn't have citizenship. Greeks don't, Greeks don't do birthright citizenship.

• 7:00Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 7:00Stavros Halkias?

  They kinda, they like to keep it racist. They kinda, they like to be like-

• 7:03Speaker 03

  Even no matter where you're from or just black people?

• 7:05Stavros Halkias?

  It was easier for me, born in America.

• 7:08Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 7:08Stavros Halkias?

  With Greek parents.

• 7:09Speaker 03

  What, did they disrespect Greek Americans? Oh, sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ. Do they, do they hate Greek Americans?

• 7:17Stavros Halkias?

  In Greece, you mean?

• 7:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:18Stavros Halkias?

  There's a little bit of, uh, there's a little bit of that. I mean, I think it's not, I don't know if it's as pronounced as like, I feel like that's the classic thing is Africans versus black Americans is like a very classic.

• 7:29Speaker 03

  Cause not, but Nigerian, cause I'm Nigerian. When I went to Nigeria a year and a half ago, my relatives, I'm like doing videos, my relatives, the Nigerians are like, I don't believe you are not, you're not, you're from, why are you here? Like that kinda shit. I was like, dude.

• 7:43Stavros Halkias?

  Purity test.

• 7:43Speaker 03

  I mean, I know you Nigerians don't say dude, but listen.

• 7:47Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:48Speaker 03

  I was born, my parents are Civil War, um, parents. They left. When, I was born in Nebraska, didn't mean to be.

• 7:55Stavros Halkias?

  Nebraska.

• 7:55Speaker 03

  My sister was born in Nigeria, but my, we didn't know any of that. And then my brother in Chicago, so I grew up in Chicago. But I'm Nigerian dude, the food, the lake, my parents, this thick ass, like, all my relatives, there's, your people are here too.

• 8:09Stavros Halkias?

  Totally.

• 8:10Speaker 03

  Like, and it's for a better life. I mean, it's, now the immigrant story is hacky now, isn't it? How hacky is this shit now?

• 8:17Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:18Speaker 03

  And then we were, okay.

• 8:20Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 8:20Speaker 03

  And then I smacked my work ten, ah.

• 8:22Stavros Halkias?

  Well, my family is kinda-

• 8:24Speaker 03

  Immigrants would be hack, but go ahead.

• 8:25Stavros Halkias?

  It is, it is the kinda thing where it's like, and first of all, not only is it hack, no, it doesn't matter anymore.

• 8:30Speaker 03

  No one cares.

• 8:31Stavros Halkias?

  Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here, you fucking piece of shit. Oh, you wanted a better life. Fuck you. They don't give a fuck at all. They don't give a fuck at all. They'll even, they have, like, even like a, like, I'm literally like, damn, is my dad gonna get deported? We're in the zone where my dad could get deported because he failed his citizenship test in 94.

• 8:52Speaker 03

  Regular shit. He's outside going.

• 8:55Stavros Halkias?

  He's hogtied in Bolivia.

• 8:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's like this. Come here, wait, wait. I'm gonna get a wink, wink.

• 9:00Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 9:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, anybody can get it.

• 9:02Stavros Halkias?

  It's fucking wild.

• 9:03Speaker 03

  After this woman got.

• 9:05Stavros Halkias?

  It's nuts, dude.

• 9:06Speaker 03

  After this woman got shot, a white gay woman.

• 9:09Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 9:09Speaker 03

  God, it's like. LGB.

• 9:13Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  Mar, what?

• 9:15Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 9:15Speaker 03

  Yo, this white dude fucked up.

• 9:18Stavros Halkias?

  That, well, yeah.

• 9:19Speaker 03

  And then laying down with a Filipino wife.

• 9:21Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, that's one of the most classic. The most racist guy of all time has a Filipino wife.

• 9:26Speaker 03

  Why do racist white men love ethnic women?

• 9:30Stavros Halkias?

  I, I'm gonna put.

• 9:31Speaker 03

  Like, please explain this.

• 9:33Stavros Halkias?

  I think.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  You guys, I don't know how racist you guys are.

• 9:35Stavros Halkias?

  Purely academically.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  I just wanna know.

• 9:41Stavros Halkias?

  Purely academically, I'd like to weigh in. This is not my, this is not, I'm not saying it's from personal experience. I think particularly Asian, to me, it feels like these guys literally see them as like almost high level pets. It's like a.

• 9:56Speaker 03

  That's a really great description.

• 9:58Stavros Halkias?

  It's like a Doberman with tits you can fuck. You know what I mean?

• 10:02Speaker 03

  High level pets.

• 10:03Stavros Halkias?

  I really feel like that's how they live.

• 10:04Speaker 03

  They bring them out of the cages.

• 10:05Stavros Halkias?

  Cause they don't respect women. They don't want an equal, right?

• 10:08Speaker 03

  Hell, no, they don't want that.

• 10:09Stavros Halkias?

  So they're already misogynist, so then, and they're racist.

• 10:12Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 10:13Stavros Halkias?

  But they're, but they are horny. We've always seen.

• 10:15Speaker 03

  And how can they get away with it with a subservient?

• 10:17Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 10:18Speaker 03

  Always says yes.

• 10:19Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:19Speaker 03

  And the Asian culture usually is, cause I remember being with a Japanese chick and she just never said no.

• 10:27Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm.

• 10:27Speaker 03

  And she was Japan, Japan, learning English here. I just met her at this party. And she, I would tell her, I would just test her. Yeah. Yo, get my shoes shined. And she'd be like this, and she'd be like, hey. I'd be like, no, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm like, just kidding. Say no. She's like, huh? I said, no, I was fucking with you. No, you could say yeah, yeah, it's like, no. I said, just say no, it's okay.

• 10:53Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 10:53Speaker 03

  I don't, I don't like that. I don't like some certain, nah, I like, cause my, well, man, I mainly love black women, so that's just 99%. Every once in a while, some other women slip through.

• 11:05Speaker 03

  Cause I'm a man.

• 11:07Speaker 03

  It's like, if you love Greek women, or you love Albanian women, every once in a while, other girl, you know, oh, I've had a black girl before, I'm from Baltimore, bitch.

• 11:14Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 11:15Speaker 03

  And you, oh, that happens to us, man.

• 11:17Stavros Halkias?

  If you go to Baltimore, like, most of my jacking off as a youth was to black women.

• 11:21Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 11:21Stavros Halkias?

  Cause you're in Baltimore City schools, so you're just looking at your classmates tits. So a lot, and then all the porn is like, it's black kids bringing like, black porn. You know what I mean?

• 11:32Speaker 03

  Black porn, oh, speaking of that.

• 11:34Stavros Halkias?

  A lot of, a lot of great stuff.

• 11:36Speaker 03

  It's, but, it's like, I like all kinds of different women and porn. I don't care. Sometimes I'm gonna move for the Asian shit. Move for the white, it depends on.

• 11:45Stavros Halkias?

  A sampler pack sometimes?

• 11:47Speaker 03

  Sampler pack, you know, a variety pack.

• 11:49Stavros Halkias?

  Variety pack's good. When it comes to jacking off, I'd like a variety pack.

• 11:52Speaker 03

  Right, because you literally get, it's like, women in real life, you get sick of watching this particular chick, you go, let me try this chick, you know what I mean? And there's something about when women lay down, they look amazing, no matter what their body looks like. When they're laying down, you don't wanna see them get up, and you're like, oh, shit. But when they lay down and it's a certain angle, you're like, there's tricks, there's movie magic.

• 12:14Stavros Halkias?

  There's the psychological thing of your brain sees that and it's like, oh, I guess, if you see a naked woman lie down, your brain's like, well, you're about to fuck her.

• 12:21Speaker 03

  Right, right.

• 12:22Stavros Halkias?

  So I feel like that's almost like, is it a Pavlovian response? Do all women look good, or is your brain like, well, I'm about to fuck the lady who's gonna lie down?

• 12:30Speaker 03

  Right, cause you're, it's, that's why, people don't realize, it's the cameraman that makes you jerk off. It's his, it's, it's, it's, it's camera work. You ever, you ever, you ever watch a porn, you go, who's this fucking camera guy?

• 12:44Stavros Halkias?

  Who's the DP on this?

• 12:46Speaker 03

  You're like this, he went from, from woman to, to, to ball sack to woman, then ball, I busted my nut on ball sack.

• 12:54Stavros Halkias?

  The ball shot's tough.

• 12:55Speaker 03

  Yo, you shot, you, why are you showing the dude?

• 12:57Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 12:58Speaker 03

  Cause you know how you're trying to get to a level and you're looking at the girl like, oh, oh, oh.

• 13:03Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:03Speaker 03

  He shoots to the dude and you busted a nut.

• 13:05Stavros Halkias?

  That's a tough one.

• 13:06Speaker 03

  You're like, am I gay by?

• 13:08Stavros Halkias?

  By proxy.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  Proxy.

• 13:09Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 13:10Speaker 03

  I don't, it's, cause this is voyeurism.

• 13:12Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:12Speaker 03

  And remember, if you're a porn dude, and I've watched porn for years.

• 13:16Stavros Halkias?

  Mm-hmm.

• 13:17Speaker 03

  You're, this, this is what you become a fan of, the certain dudes dicks, cause you go, oh, there's Lexington, that's my man. It's like athletes, oh, they brought in Lex, hell yeah.

• 13:30Stavros Halkias?

  I don't know that I can go with you on this one.

• 13:32Speaker 03

  I don't know that you can say pause.

• 13:35Stavros Halkias?

  No, I won't hit you with pause, listen, that's your experience? I don't even think it's gay.

• 13:40Speaker 03

  It's not even gay, cause you go, you know, okay, there's Lex, there's this dude, you're like, oh, we know who that, oh shit, it's about to go down.

• 13:48Stavros Halkias?

  You really want the woman worked over and you know this man's a professional.

• 13:53Speaker 03

  If you wanna see horrible sex, watch Indian porn.

• 13:56Stavros Halkias?

  Indian?

• 13:57Speaker 03

  They're terrible at this shit.

• 13:58Stavros Halkias?

  I see.

• 13:59Speaker 03

  I'm sorry, they're whack as fuck, that's why their marriages are arranged. They have no game, dude.

• 14:06Stavros Halkias?

  And this is Indian with, I guess now that you're saying it, I can't think of a male Indian porn star.

• 14:10Speaker 03

  It'd be like Desi, D-E-S-I, D-S-I, D-S-I, and then you can go, and the dude's just making.

• 14:16Stavros Halkias?

  I'm familiar with Desi women, sure.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, and they just, it's just when the dude shows up, you're like, there's no, cause you wanna see dude putting up, putting, putting in work.

• 14:26Stavros Halkias?

  I don't know that I do, really.

• 14:28Speaker 03

  No, no, no, I don't want, I'm not gay at all, but when a dude, when a dude is like this.

• 14:33Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 14:34Speaker 03

  It's like, what are you move, you're messing it up.

• 14:36Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, put some effort.

• 14:37Speaker 03

  Fucking fricking, yeah.

• 14:39Stavros Halkias?

  I guess I'd like the average, slightly above average, I like to at least imagine I could be in there.

• 14:45Speaker 03

  No, no, but I don't like porny looking women either.

• 14:48Stavros Halkias?

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:48Speaker 03

  You know what I'm talking about, there's the big, the fake, it's just like, and then they're doing a lot of porny.

• 14:54Stavros Halkias?

  Always is, sure.

• 14:57Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, sure, sure. Yeah.

• 14:58Speaker 03

  You know, I want more like, I love those amateurs. Where it's like, oh, I look like I would screw that chick.

• 15:04Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:04Speaker 03

  If I put myself in it.

• 15:05Stavros Halkias?

  If I could get in there, yeah.

• 15:06Speaker 03

  That looks like my, my.

• 15:07Stavros Halkias?

  That's attainable.

• 15:08Speaker 03

  Or even if the girl doesn't have to be super hot, but I go, I smash her on a Tuesday.

• 15:12Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.

• 15:13Speaker 03

  But she's like the smashable girl.

• 15:15Stavros Halkias?

  Of course, of course.

• 15:16Speaker 03

  I like that too, because I'm like, oh, I shouldn't be fucking her, yo.

• 15:18Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could get in there.

• 15:20Speaker 03

  Right, right.

• 15:21Stavros Halkias?

  Get in there.

• 15:22Speaker 03

  Right, it's like when, uh, when Dave Attell was talking about, he's like, and I know you can't say that now, he's like, he's like, I remember meeting this retarded girl. He's retarded, he's like, retarded, I said, but those titties weren't retarded.

• 15:34Stavros Halkias?

  Those titties are retarded. A classic.

• 15:36Speaker 03

  The classic, those titties weren't retarded.

• 15:39Stavros Halkias?

  Your honor.

• 15:40Speaker 03

  Boom, boom.

• 15:41Stavros Halkias?

  Those titties weren't retarded.

• 15:43Speaker 03

  Yeah. Racist.

• 15:46Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, a classic.

• 15:48Speaker 03

  But, yeah, so I'm saying porn is such a psychological game. I'm not even trying to be nasty, but it's such a psychological game. Angles count. Like some cameramen, you go, yo, that angle right there.

• 15:59Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, yeah.

• 16:00Speaker 03

  That's good camera work, brother.

• 16:02Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that teaches you the angles you like.

• 16:05Speaker 03

  But, because you, you know why?

• 16:06Stavros Halkias?

  As an auteur.

• 16:07Speaker 03

  No, here's the thing, because when you're smashing a chick, you don't see those angles, you're just on top.

• 16:12Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 16:12Speaker 03

  You, you, you wish, oh, I wish there was a camera, dude.

• 16:14Stavros Halkias?

  That's POV, that's, I think that's the, that's why we're talking about the proliferation of POV.

• 16:19Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 16:19Stavros Halkias?

  Because people are like, yes, that's what I see.

• 16:21Speaker 03

  When they see an angle, because you're, if, when you're in it, you don't even see the angles you're at.

• 16:26Stavros Halkias?

  Mm-hmm.

• 16:26Speaker 03

  But we're watching, right, angles that you wish you could see while you were doing it, like, that's why people get mirrors, like mirrors, you're like, okay.

• 16:35Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 16:35Speaker 03

  It's almost your simile, right?

• 16:37Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, there's nothing wrong, there's nothing worse than not expecting a mirror when you're fucking.

• 16:41Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 16:42Stavros Halkias?

  And just seeing how pathetic you are, I mean, my experience anyway, or just seeing your fat, me, my fat, red ass face. I'm just like.

• 16:51Stavros Halkias?

  I saw a hotel mirror that I was not expecting to be there and I'm just like, and I'm so fat and I'm just like, and then in a second, I'm like, this woman is fucking, like she's seeing this, she's seeing that face and like fat concentration and she's like, and it kinda took me out of it.

• 17:10Speaker 03

  It took you out of it?

• 17:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, my dick like.

• 17:11Speaker 03

  Do you do that? You got, I can't believe I'm fucking this hot chick.

• 17:15Stavros Halkias?

  I, since the, absolutely, but since then, it's like exposure therapy where now I seek the mirror out so that I can, so I'm like, this is who you are, face it head on. It's like when a fat person is like, when you, when you, when a fat person looks at themselves in the mirror and it's like the head on angle, same thing when you're balding, right? When you're balding and you comb, for years, you comb your hair in a very specific way where you look in the mirror, but if you get a bird's eye or you get a three quarters view, so now I watch myself fuck as much as possible to really see the chins to re, because that's, that's the most honest you're gonna be.

• 17:49Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 17:49Stavros Halkias?

  You know, when you're like purely animalistic.

• 17:52Speaker 03

  I've, I've had, and it's, you know. Where I'm like, ah, I'm not.

• 17:55Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, no, come on, get out of here.

• 17:57Speaker 03

  A little bit.

• 17:58Stavros Halkias?

  It's so fucked up that you're literally 20 years older than me and you look so much better. I'm, I'm literally, I have a heating pad on because I have a bad back and you, yeah.

• 18:07Speaker 03

  But I got, I got a bad knee though.

• 18:09Stavros Halkias?

  No, nice, come on, don't do.

• 18:11Speaker 03

  From football.

• 18:11Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't fucking.

• 18:13Speaker 03

  Arthritic knee.

• 18:14Stavros Halkias?

  Don't, don't fucking patronize me.

• 18:16Speaker 03

  I'm serious. I got arthritic knee like from foot, playing sports, right? This knee is fucking, oh, I gotta do.

• 18:22Stavros Halkias?

  What'd you play? You played?

• 18:23Speaker 03

  Ball, baseball, track and field.

• 18:25Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, nice.

• 18:27Speaker 03

  Boy shit.

• 18:27Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:28Speaker 03

  You know, acted like Spider-Man.

• 18:30Stavros Halkias?

  Did you go to school for, do you play sports at all in school?

• 18:33Speaker 03

  University of Illinois.

• 18:33Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, and a line night? Oh yeah, get the mic.

• 18:36Speaker 03

  Oh, sorry. I went to University of Illinois, Champaign, Urbana.

• 18:39Stavros Halkias?

  Nice.

• 18:39Speaker 03

  You know, football and, uh, yeah, try, high school, track and field, baseball, you know, all the sports, man. And then you got all the residue, the remnants of sports, like, ankle shit.

• 18:51Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, I have a shoulder from playing fucking high school football. Why did I do that?

• 18:54Speaker 03

  Were you a nose guard?

• 18:55Stavros Halkias?

  I wasn't nose guard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have the build.

• 18:59Speaker 03

  I nailed it.

• 19:00Stavros Halkias?

  I have the build. Awesome, awesome position to play.

• 19:04Speaker 03

  Stavros, Stavros, you gotta hit that line, Stavros.

• 19:06Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:10Stavros Halkias?

  The pug of the defensive line.

• 19:11Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. They're just in the fucking middle just.

• 19:15Stavros Halkias?

  Did your, did your parents like you playing? Cause I remember my Greek parents, they did not want me playing football.

• 19:20Speaker 03

  Really?

• 19:21Stavros Halkias?

  They thought it was dangerous.

• 19:22Speaker 03

  Well, my mom was a little, my father, I don't want to play football. My mother was like, uh, but it was cool. You know, you really.

• 19:30Stavros Halkias?

  I guess the other option was fighting a civil war. So it's like compared to that, they're like, yeah, once a couple of concussions.

• 19:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:37Stavros Halkias?

  You could have been a child soldier.

• 19:39Speaker 03

  I played like my first, I played like senior year in high school. I wasn't even playing football. I was just track and field.

• 19:44Stavros Halkias?

  Gotcha.

• 19:44Speaker 03

  I said, why not senior year go out with a bang?

• 19:46Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 19:47Speaker 03

  And boom, I did that. Then in college, I played a little bit, I played some. And I played baseball up to like, from little league up to high school.

• 19:55Stavros Halkias?

  Gotcha.

• 19:55Speaker 03

  I did a little bit of everything, man.

• 19:57Stavros Halkias?

  What were you like, did your parents, your parents, was it a very immigrant upbringing? Where it's like you have to be a fucking lawyer? Like, what did they want for you?

• 20:03Speaker 03

  Yep, engineer, lawyer, doctor. I was pre-med psych major in college. I thought I was gonna be psychiatry, cause I loved human behavior and the brain and administering drugs. You see, you know, like some awakening type shit with De Niro, you know, that. I wanted, I wanted to, but I, yeah, but then I, I was like, got that comedy bug in college. I say, well, let me try, I think I want to try this shit, man.

• 20:26Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 20:26Speaker 03

  I hung out with Tommy Davidson. He came to our college and shit and yeah, I was like, oh.

• 20:31Stavros Halkias?

  So early on too, yeah, I was the same way. I was, I started doing comedy, I was like 19.

• 20:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, I did 20, I was 21, 22, and then I said, yeah, I'm not go, I'm not turning back. Fuck that. His, I have any money, I have shit.

• 20:43Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 20:43Speaker 03

  But I go, god damn it, to get on that stage and you go, I fucking did it. Fuck, yeah.

• 20:47Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:48Speaker 03

  I say, yeah, and I was working grocery store, working in odd jobs in Chicago. But I was doing comedy. I barely had any hours, money, I had nothing.

• 20:58Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, dude.

• 20:58Speaker 03

  I was broke as fuck, but god damn, I go, but I'm going to the, I'm going to this fucking open mic, bitch.

• 21:04Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:05Speaker 03

  Oh, my living city, I lived in a basement, my parents' house, the basement. I was cool, but my father was like, yeah, eventually you have to move out and shit.

• 21:11Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:12Speaker 03

  You don't want to be, living with your parents and shit. My father was.

• 21:15Stavros Halkias?

  So you're the rare immigrant who the parents kick you out.

• 21:18Speaker 03

  My father's like, okay, you, you're finished calling, now you have to find a place to. And so I got lucky and I booked a commercial when I started, I had an agent. I started auditioning for a commercial, I got a McDonald's commercial and I got money for that shit.

• 21:32Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 21:33Speaker 03

  Got my first little studio apartment and my father was so right.

• 21:37Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 21:38Speaker 03

  He goes, if you need something, you call us, we give you anything you can come and grab. But you, he, my father was literally going, you don't wanna be fucking bringing women over and your mother's like. My father was basically like, you wanna be over the fuck. You know what I'm saying? Without your mother going, what is that noise?

• 21:57Speaker 03

  You know what I'm saying?

• 21:58Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 21:58Speaker 03

  So it was like the greatest shit. My father was so, my parents were so great at just raising us at certain level. My, I have an older sister than my brother, but they were just so good at it.

• 22:07Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 22:07Speaker 03

  You know, you look back, you know, they spanked us and all that shit. But I'm like, they really tried their fucking best, man. And my father was right, every, when I looted out, I'd go, fuck, I'm never coming back.

• 22:17Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 22:18Speaker 03

  And then when I would come back to hang out at my parents' house, I'm like, I'm so happy I'm out this bitch.

• 22:23Stavros Halkias?

  For sure.

• 22:23Speaker 03

  Cause they would, my mother would work, my mother was like, why are you leaving? I go, I wanna hang, I wanna be out till two.

• 22:30Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:30Speaker 03

  Without you going, where were you?

• 22:32Stavros Halkias?

  Totally. No, my parents want, I mean, I lived with my parents right before, I had a very pathetic year. I, in college, had it off campus, then I had to go back home and that's sad, dude. When you're like 23 and I was like working, I was a paralegal, which I was not qualified to do. I was like a poli sci and a writing, writing. Uh, but I was same way, I knew I wanted to do comedy very quickly. And I had a very pathetic year of just living at home, live, my grandma's in the, sharing a wall with my grandmother. I'm 23, it's so sad. And then I just convinced my friends to let me, I kinda scam my way to a bedroom in a townhouse in Baltimore. Would like, I just, I was like, just pay, can I pay, all I can afford is 300 a month.

• 23:17Speaker 03

  But it sounds like.

• 23:18Stavros Halkias?

  And they let me.

• 23:18Speaker 03

  It sounds like your situation. Is it the same way now?

• 23:22Stavros Halkias?

  No, we're doing good now.

• 23:23Speaker 03

  But you're always like hustling your way into living.

• 23:25Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, that's true. This is a weird sublet. There some might, things might-

• 23:31Speaker 03

  I don't want you to get to live normally. I want you to keep like hustling.

• 23:34Stavros Halkias?

  I do, I'm never-

• 23:35Speaker 03

  He goes, I hustled this mansion.

• 23:36Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, I did, I do, I did get a six month hustle of a weird mansion. Now, we can't say some odd things are afoot with this place. I don't, I hope it's not gonna come to legal stuff, so I'm not gonna talk about it yet, but put this as a, mark this down, folks. This, you might be remembering this moment for very hilarious revelations later. This episode is brought to you by Visible. The smartest upgrade this season isn't a new phone, it's a better wireless plan. Switch to Visible, the ultimate wireless hack. You get unlimited 5G data and unlimited hotspot powered by Verizon. We have Visible here at Stobby Baby Enterprises. We love it. We just got a new assistant. She loves it. She's taking all our sushi orders, they're going through the Visible network brought to you by Verizon.

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• 25:13Stavros Halkias?

  What, so one thing I'm curious, what did they have you doing in the McDonald's commercial?

• 25:17Speaker 03

  Oh, something about can you-

• 25:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, you set me up. Yeah, tell us, stupid.

• 25:25Stavros Halkias?

  No, I'm curious.

• 25:27Speaker 03

  It was like something, doing something for McDonald's. It's like, can 99 cents, what can you get for 99 cents? And it's like, I can get this, I can get that. It was pretty fire, man.

• 25:37Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, I remember the first truly, we're in the right generation to really know your work as the Make 7Up Yours guy. I mean, that-

• 25:46Speaker 03

  That was fun as shit!

• 25:48Stavros Halkias?

  Literally, it's, you're cemented in my, and you've done so much cool shit and I've, and it was, that was pre me loving stand-up. So I know, like, you were in my head before, like, I knew about Dave Attell, just because you were like the 7Up Yours guy.

• 26:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:03Stavros Halkias?

  And that's classic, when you're a kid.

• 26:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:05Stavros Halkias?

  Up yours, telling people up yours as a fucking fat child.

• 26:09Speaker 03

  After Orlando Jones.

• 26:09Stavros Halkias?

  Yes.

• 26:10Speaker 03

  After Orlando-

• 26:11Stavros Halkias?

  It's the rare time where you did the handoff. It was like, as a children, commercials are like movies to you. So to me, I was like, who the fuck is this guy? And then I'm like, wait a second, he's got, by God, he's got it. Because we were Orlando Jones fans too, because he did, he went on to like, do a bunch of shit too. So it was like, I was like, I remember, I actively remember being pissed they replaced him, and then you winning me over in commercials. Like, it's one of the first, like, pieces of media I have a relationship with.

• 26:41Speaker 03

  My first commercial was I took my, the first one, I took my shirt off.

• 26:43Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, wow.

• 26:44Speaker 03

  I was in, I was in shape like a motherfucker, I took my shirt off. The other, the other guy had gone, he was the new, and they were like, I was, and I remember not telling anybody when I got a shot, about 10 or 12 of them fucking things. And I didn't say a word.

• 26:58Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:59Speaker 03

  And then it came out, the phone was just like, "Yeah!"

• 27:02Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:03Speaker 03

  "You're the new guy?" I go, "Yeah, man." They were like, "What the fuck? I just saw you, you fucking, you're new, I was fucking." You know, because this is like for the culture, man.

• 27:16Stavros Halkias?

  Totally.

• 27:17Speaker 03

  Growing up, my brother, my sister, we all knew commercial jingles.

• 27:21Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:21Speaker 03

  From Pop Tarts to fucking Tony the Tiger to Toys, to Toys R Us, to, you know, McDonald's. Cause a lot, jingles were big time when I was growing up. Dr. Pepper, Coca-Cola, just.

• 27:34Stavros Halkias?

  Well, people watch TV, so like they watch ads.

• 27:36Speaker 03

  There was only so many channels too. So commercials are a major, and then you realize commercials are what keep these fucking shows on.

• 27:43Stavros Halkias?

  Totally.

• 27:44Speaker 03

  But we always thought it was the shows that make, to keep the commercials on.

• 27:47Stavros Halkias?

  You work your whole life to hopefully be able to sell fucking Ford Focuses. To just give them shit to play while between, between Ford Focuses and like toothpaste commercials.

• 27:58Speaker 03

  The timing of it, you go, oh, alright, in the evening they sell cars for parents. Oh, and during the afternoon, it's Housewives.

• 28:06Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 28:07Speaker 03

  Diapers and, it's just brilliant shit, but I never realized it was the reverse. The commercials are the reason why these fuck, and it'd be like, uh, whatever, whatever, sponsored by Crest.

• 28:17Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:18Speaker 03

  Sponsored by ba, ba, ba.

• 28:19Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 28:19Speaker 03

  And to be in a commercial, the McDonald's shit was big. McDonald's was one of the biggest franchises in history.

• 28:25Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 28:26Speaker 03

  And I'm on a, that shit fucked people up in Chicago.

• 28:29Stavros Halkias?

  That was awesome, yeah, yeah. If you're, if you're an open mic user, that's a national. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:33Speaker 03

  They were, it was like super exciting, cause I.

• 28:36Stavros Halkias?

  Did you get pussy off the McDonald's commercial?

• 28:38Speaker 03

  Um, I got, I was getting pussy before that.

• 28:41Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, sure, sure, sure.

• 28:42Speaker 03

  But I mean, people recognize.

• 28:44Stavros Halkias?

  Do you think one woman sucked you off because it makes 7-Up yours? There had to be at least one.

• 28:49Speaker 03

  Well, there was some 7-Up, yeah, yeah. There was a little bit of that, you know? Little bit of, you know what I'm saying? Little bit of groupie bubbly groupies and shit.

• 29:00Stavros Halkias?

  Is this where the Japanese woman, is that where the Japanese woman found you?

• 29:03Speaker 03

  7-Up, ay, yo, sir. Hai, domo arigato. I was like, it ain't one of them.

• 29:11Speaker 03

  But no, I mean, it was a combination of shit.

• 29:15Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, of course.

• 29:16Speaker 03

  And then, you know, doing that, I'm like, I'm part of American, the American, you know.

• 29:21Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 29:21Speaker 03

  Culture, like, fuck, I did McDonald's, I did like a couple of commercials, then I did the 7-Up one was the biggest because I always wanted to be a spokesperson.

• 29:30Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm.

• 29:30Speaker 03

  For a brand, like, what's his name for the insurance, Dean, whatever, he does, he's like, I'm, I'm, I'm Havik. He's like, I.

• 29:38Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:39Speaker 03

  Accidents and stuff.

• 29:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, the guy from 30 Rock who played.

• 29:42Speaker 03

  He was from Oz.

• 29:44Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 29:45Speaker 03

  Still, he's, or the progressive lady, I've always wanted to, and I was able to do the 7-Up for two years, and they sponsored MTV, so that's, I was doing stuff on MTV at the same time.

• 29:56Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm.

• 29:57Speaker 03

  Hosting, I hosted like Spring Break twice with Carson Daly, I was in Miami and Mexico. It was fucking, to be on MTV at the time.

• 30:05Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  You fucking kidding me, bro?

• 30:08Stavros Halkias?

  Must have, yeah, must have been nice.

• 30:09Speaker 03

  What? It shit was, when MTV was awesome, like, it was music, I mean, I was with Fat Joe and Miss Yell, I mean, I was, I was like, this is incredible, like.

• 30:19Stavros Halkias?

  Totally.

• 30:20Speaker 03

  I'm in the middle of all this cool shit.

• 30:22Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:22Speaker 03

  And you didn't get that much money at MTV, but I didn't give a, it's MTV.

• 30:26Stavros Halkias?

  Totally.

• 30:27Speaker 03

  You know, there was VJs, I couldn't, I wasn't a VJ, but I was part of it.

• 30:30Stavros Halkias?

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:31Speaker 03

  Hey, what's up? It's Spring Break, we're da-da-da-da, we're gonna crown, it was just.

• 30:34Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, yeah.

• 30:35Speaker 03

  Fucking awesome, like, these dudes be like, yo, fucking, I saw you on Spring Break.

• 30:41Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 30:42Speaker 03

  It was badass, dog, I'm not gonna lie.

• 30:44Stavros Halkias?

  I remember when I went to fucking, we had like our senior, we had a senior trip.

• 30:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:48Stavros Halkias?

  And they, it was like, you know, the Bahamas, right? It was fucking crazy.

• 30:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:52Stavros Halkias?

  And they bring in like, truly, a guy I'd never even heard of, the most tertiary, like, not even tertiary, like, Real World Road Rules guy, and that guy was a god.

• 31:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:03Stavros Halkias?

  Amongst 18-year-olds, a guy I didn't even know, it was just like, you just heard he was on the Real World.

• 31:08Speaker 03

  Oh, was it Eric Neese? I don't know.

• 31:10Stavros Halkias?

  I don't remember.

• 31:11Speaker 03

  That's, the first Real World was New York.

• 31:12Stavros Halkias?

  No, no, this is like, dude, this is, think about the most, it's, I mean, just a guy no one even knows.

• 31:17Speaker 03

  They're like, there's Brad, fuck.

• 31:19Stavros Halkias?

  Literally, and you know. I don't know if what he was up to was strictly legal. I don't know what Brad, I don't know if he was kind of the, you know, the celebrity guest with children. And let's just say he mingled, let's just put it that way, you know, I don't want to get any, I don't want Brad's lawyers coming after me.

• 31:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, there is a lot of.

• 31:38Stavros Halkias?

  It was fucked up.

• 31:39Speaker 03

  Fucked up shit.

• 31:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, oh yeah, for sure.

• 31:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:42Stavros Halkias?

  But, I'm just saying like, that was the level of celeb, before, right before the internet became, everyone became a micro celebrity, there was a couple spigots that you could, that you could turn on and be famous and for youth culture, MTV was fucking, was fucking huge.

• 31:58Speaker 03

  Are you kidding me? I met all the, and all the different rock stars, because I knew Gwen Stefani, I would see her, she was so nice to me all the time, she still remind, always like, yo, what's up? Rob, Rob, um, Thomas from, um.

• 32:09Stavros Halkias?

  Matchbox Twenty?

• 32:10Speaker 03

  Matchbox, the nicest dude.

• 32:11Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 32:12Speaker 03

  Holy shit, I knew him and his wife, we did a, a, a Marc Maron, um, pilot, it was supposed to be like this British Nevermind the Buzzcocks, it was supposed to be a British adaptation and Marc Maron was the.

• 32:24Stavros Halkias?

  That's the most British sounding thing I've ever heard in my life, Nevermind the Buzzcocks.

• 32:29Speaker 03

  You know those British love talk, those talk shows?

• 32:31Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:32Speaker 03

  So what you think about this headline?

• 32:33Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right, right.

• 32:34Speaker 03

  Well, I just feel, you know, stuck in my, oh you, uh, uh, uh, it was gonna be one of those with Marc Maron.

• 32:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:40Speaker 03

  You know, so, and I, just Rob Tom, I just met like, cool, it was just awesome to be part of, and then I got into VH1.

• 32:48Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 32:48Speaker 03

  From there, they wanted me on VH1 to do all that.

• 32:51Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, hell yeah, the Talking Head shit, of course.

• 32:53Speaker 03

  I was one of the first guys.

• 32:54Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:55Speaker 03

  And they saw that when I warmed up, I, one time we were doing spring break, Miami, and it was hot as fuck, and in between, you know, they're doing makeup cars, yeah. So the kids are just sitting there, and I just got on the mic, started fucking with people.

• 33:08Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:09Speaker 03

  Just fucking around, and I was, and everyone, and the dude, one of the cameras like, hey man, you'd be great for, uh, Talking, you know you do stand up and shit? And you know Busta Rhymes like, yo, that shit was dope.

• 33:19Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:20Speaker 03

  And Missa, they was like, yo, you mad funny, son.

• 33:22Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:23Speaker 03

  So, I was like, that's how I got the Talking Head, I loved the eighties, all that shit, and, uh, yeah, man, I was just, and it, like. I said money wasn't great, but it's the branding.

• 33:33Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 33:33Speaker 03

  It's like.

• 33:34Stavros Halkias?

  Must have felt awesome just to be around.

• 33:35Speaker 03

  It was what I would and I would they would bring me in because I would make a joke about anything. I say, what's the subject? I don't give a fuck. I just want to be, I want FaceTime.

• 33:44Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:45Speaker 03

  And they'd be like, here, we got a, I have a stack of subjects, whatever. And then I, and then I would edit in my head, all you need is excerpts and shit like that. I would, I didn't give a fuck what the subject was.

• 33:56Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:56Speaker 03

  Yo, I don't understand that.

• 33:57Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:00Speaker 03

  And they'll just.

• 34:02Stavros Halkias?

  Also.

• 34:02Speaker 03

  It's all about manipulating airtime.

• 34:04Stavros Halkias?

  Also, it feels like back then you didn't worry about it being forever.

• 34:07Speaker 03

  Right.

• 34:08Stavros Halkias?

  It would just air.

• 34:09Speaker 03

  Never.

• 34:09Stavros Halkias?

  You were just like, I'll say whatever the fuck I want.

• 34:11Speaker 03

  I never.

• 34:11Stavros Halkias?

  This won't be, yeah, this won't be.

• 34:12Speaker 03

  I never think, that's why people go mad. You're mad, cool, because everything is transient to me.

• 34:17Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:18Speaker 03

  If I'm in a movie and I, and I think I'm the hot shit, I go, motherfucker, they're good. No one's gonna give a fuck at some point.

• 34:24Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, so unless you're involved in an all time classic like Soul Plane, which is a bad, which for real, we watched on the tour bus.

• 34:31Speaker 03

  What a transition.

• 34:32Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 34:33Speaker 03

  Nice segue.

• 34:35Stavros Halkias?

  I have no other point. I'm just saying I love Soul Plane.

• 34:38Speaker 03

  I'm gonna keep it 100 though. I'll keep it 100.

• 34:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:41Speaker 03

  That shit was so fun. God damn.

• 34:44Stavros Halkias?

  It looked fun as shit.

• 34:44Speaker 03

  Hanging with Snoop Dogg for 10 days. What the fuck are we talking about here?

• 34:49Stavros Halkias?

  Tom Arnold's great in it.

• 34:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, Tom Arnold, Method Man sitting there fucking, Lonnie Love, Monique, everybody's in D L Hugo.

• 34:57Stavros Halkias?

  Kevin Hart before he was the most famous guy in the world.

• 35:00Speaker 03

  I was, and I remember the audition, the audition was my, even my, um, my agents at the time, William Morris, they were like, yo, there's this, there's this script ghetto as hell. Stop, stop, stop, but Snoop Dogg's trash.

• 35:17Stavros Halkias?

  So I was like. Fucking awesome.

• 35:19Speaker 03

  I was like, oh, but the funny thing is, is I was at the writer's house for a party months before that. And they were, they bringing up a.

• 35:28Stavros Halkias?

  Let me guess, they were working really hard on it? When it was, a guy was an outline on a napkin.

• 35:35Speaker 03

  There was some guy named. Chuck something and we're at this party and he was like, yeah, he's writing this thing with Snoop Dogg. It's gonna be like a spoof on Airplane, another type, but a urban one. I go, oh, and then it comes up and I go, that might be the same shit they were talking about. And I went in and I said, uh, they were like, so what do you got? And I knew the, I knew the casting director, name was Ulysses, Ulysses.

• 36:00Stavros Halkias?

  Love that, great name.

• 36:01Speaker 03

  Brother was the director, Jesse Terrero, Ulysses Terrero, Jerry Terrero. They're both from New York guys. And he goes, I go, and I go, you know what, I'm gonna do an African dude, fuck it. Cause everybody was in there going, fuck that shit. It was too much of the black American. I said, an African would be perfect, cause we bump heads anyway for comedy.

• 36:20Stavros Halkias?

  And it was great.

• 36:21Speaker 03

  Fantastic. So I go in there and I just do some shit. They were like, and I got the part in the room, they go like, you know, you got the part, you, you got that shit. And I come out and everyone's like, what the fuck did you do in there? Everyone was cracking up. And so the whole movie, I'm really improv-ing everything.

• 36:36Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:37Speaker 03

  I threw the script away and they just rolled the cameras and me and Snoop just bounced. I had Snoop in tears every day.

• 36:44Stavros Halkias?

  Now, was it annoying when Michael Blackson comes around with the African voice? Did you, and is his real?

• 36:54Stavros Halkias?

  When you saw Mudasuka, were you like, there it go, I mean, there it goes.

• 36:57Speaker 03

  Michael's my man. Michael's my guy. No, Michael was my buddy. That's my dude. Michael's a Ghanaian dude out of Philly.

• 37:05Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, alright.

• 37:06Speaker 03

  And he, he lived, he lived in Africa though.

• 37:09Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:09Speaker 03

  He lived in Africa, he lived in Nigeria, he told me when he was younger, but he's a Philly guy.

• 37:14Stavros Halkias?

  Gotcha, yeah, yeah.

• 37:15Speaker 03

  And people go, is that his real accent? I mean, he talks properly, but I hear a little bit of it, of the African accent, but he's not this. But he does it as an exaggeration to fuck with people.

• 37:24Stavros Halkias?

  When I was 20 and I saw like a video of him talking normally, it was like finding out Santa Claus isn't real. I was like, what? I just want, I watch these Master P, straight, straight to DVD classics.

• 37:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:37Stavros Halkias?

  And that's not his real voice?

• 37:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's, that's, that's him. He talks normal.

• 37:41Stavros Halkias?

  That's very.

• 37:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, but there's a little bit, like, certain things he says, I still, influence.

• 37:46Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:47Speaker 03

  African influence, cuz he actually lived there.

• 37:50Stavros Halkias?

  Of course, yeah, yeah.

• 37:50Speaker 03

  And he goes to Ghana all the time.

• 37:52Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, interesting.

• 37:53Speaker 03

  And he opened up a school. Shout out to my man, Michael Blackson. You know what I'm saying?

• 37:57Stavros Halkias?

  That is pretty sick.

• 37:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, man, he's opened a school and everything.

• 37:59Stavros Halkias?

  The school's sick.

• 38:00Speaker 03

  He'll always have a spot in my heart, cuz he did skits on Chief Keef, Chief Keef's Bang 3 mixtape, which are fucking awesome. Just like interspersed, barely connected.

• 38:11Stavros Halkias?

  No, I love that shit. It was awesome.

• 38:12Speaker 03

  He's like, "Ay, motherfucker, fuck that shit."

• 38:15Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 38:16Speaker 03

  "Bitch ass nigga."

• 38:17Stavros Halkias?

  That's awesome, cuz you know, like, Chief Keef was just sort of trying to recreate stuff he vaguely remembered from his childhood. Like, and he was like, "Whatever, dude, just figure it out."

• 38:27Speaker 03

  I love, I love.

• 38:27Stavros Halkias?

  The 90's skits are thought out, but the ones, like, future.

• 38:31Speaker 03

  I love, but some rappers just want you on there.

• 38:32Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 38:33Speaker 03

  Like Ghostface, I'm friends with Ghostface. I'm a Wu-Tang head.

• 38:36Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:37Speaker 03

  And Ghostface just calls me, I'm at the gym.

• 38:41Speaker 03

  And Ghostface is like, "Yo, God, what's up, man? Where you at?" We, I'm like, "I'm in the gym. Man, I need you to do some voiceover on my new album."

• 38:49Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, hell, yeah.

• 38:50Speaker 03

  I was like, "Okay, when?" "Now, motherfucker." "Yo, yo, yo, son. Yo, just start, you ain't on my man." And I had my buddy Rip Michaels, who's, um, from Wild and Out. Um, Rip Michaels, another Chicago comedian, who's fantastic. He, uh, so it's me and him on, on a three-way, just ripping on each other.

• 39:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:10Speaker 03

  "Yo, we record, man. Start up."

• 39:14Speaker 03

  And all of a sudden, it's like, "Man, yo, you look like a motherfucking da-da-da-da." And they put it on a track.

• 39:19Stavros Halkias?

  Awesome.

• 39:20Speaker 03

  And it's, you can't hear shit.

• 39:22Stavros Halkias?

  No audio engineer.

• 39:22Speaker 03

  It's terrible. It's just like, "Next, next song."

• 39:25Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:26Speaker 03

  What? Which album is that? Which one was that, do you remember? Oh, his newest one. Oh, God. It's, uh, is it, um, Supreme Clientele 2 or 3?

• 39:33Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, oh, fuck.

• 39:34Speaker 03

  It's like, one of the, one of the newest ones.

• 39:36Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 39:36Speaker 03

  And I was like, "Cool, man." And it's Ghost, man.

• 39:39Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, you gotta do it.

• 39:40Speaker 03

  Oh, fuck, yeah, I'm doing it. Cause sometimes he goes, yeah, man. Sometimes I try to get people do shit. They be charging me. I'm like, first of all, you're Ghostface Killer, man. I'll do it for free. I don't give a fuck.

• 39:49Stavros Halkias?

  Another, another great, he was great on 30 Rock too, when he's doing Jack Donaghy's wine.

• 39:54Speaker 03

  Oh shit.

• 39:55Stavros Halkias?

  What, Donaghy Vineyards or whatever? And it's Ghostface. Ghostface is doing the, Ghostface is doing the commercial for it.

• 40:00Speaker 03

  Ghostface, anything Ghostface is like where Colin Quinn goes, he's like, uh, he's like, I don't understand these names. You know, it's like, it's, you know, these, these rapper names. It's like, it's kinda weird if you had like a real estate broker that goes, hey, I just bought a house from Ghostface Killer.

• 40:17Stavros Halkias?

  It's awesome. Cause Colin's like, I don't get rap culture joke is from 1996.

• 40:24Stavros Halkias?

  He would, he would have an aneurysm if he like, if he like knew what they were named now.

• 40:29Speaker 03

  Oh man.

• 40:30Stavros Halkias?

  Like fucking, what was that guy? What was that Rugrat kid's name? Like.

• 40:34Speaker 03

  There's, you know, they got Blueface, they got Youngboy.

• 40:38Stavros Halkias?

  Blueface is, Blueface has really been, been put through the wringer. Oh yeah. 1900 Rugrat, just a white trash kid. I mean, that's not a name.

• 40:47Speaker 03

  I don't, I don't think they, they just put, put, they do it on, I think they do it on purpose.

• 40:52Stavros Halkias?

  There's screen names now, like every rap, every rap name sounds like a screen name from like.

• 40:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:57Stavros Halkias?

  You know?

• 40:58Speaker 03

  It's, it sounds like one of those, those, those racist trolls.

• 41:01Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:02Speaker 03

  1900 Rugrat, he just fucking died.

• 41:06Stavros Halkias?

  1900 is not great.

• 41:07Speaker 03

  Fucking Rugrat.

• 41:09Stavros Halkias?

  You don't want a number that was a year that segregation was in place. You wanna get those numbers out. If you're a white rapper.

• 41:15Speaker 03

  1823, fuck it.

• 41:17Stavros Halkias?

  That's my note to 1900 Rugrat.

• 41:23Stavros Halkias?

  I did hear one of his freestyles. It was pretty good. Elders was a big Blueface believer. When we were in college, I remember Elders said, and I quote, Blueface is a star. I really thought he was gonna go up big, in a big way, but then he just kinda went away to jail for a couple of years.

• 41:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, he went, he just got out again, you know?

• 41:40Stavros Halkias?

  He's back? He's fat now? He's fat, which I like. I like, I like a skinny, hot guy aging into a fat guy. Welcome, welcome to the community. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Does he have an OnlyFans too? Or maybe he like, someone he was dating has an OnlyFans? Come on dude.

• 41:59Speaker 03

  You're really like.

• 41:59Stavros Halkias?

  Let's talk about the camera angles, not the guy's actual cocks, Elders. Let's talk about, let's talk about their nuts swinging.

• 42:06Speaker 03

  I'm not with you on that one. He thought he's gonna be like, yo, what are you?

• 42:12Stavros Halkias?

  Like Blueface really is a star.

• 42:14Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah, but women like the guy. He seems like, he just did Club Shae Shae with Shannon Sharpe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, man.

• 42:21Stavros Halkias?

  That's, now that's, two titans, two intellectual titans back and forth. I would love to see that. Fuck, we gotta dial that up later, Eldis.

• 42:31Speaker 03

  Shannon Sharpe, like, I'm with Blueface now.

• 42:33Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 42:33Speaker 03

  We're going, welcome to Club Shae Shae. And Blueface, can I ask you a question?

• 42:38Stavros Halkias?

  What the fuck does he have to ask Blueface?

• 42:41Speaker 03

  He's like this.

• 42:41Stavros Halkias?

  What the fuck does Shannon?

• 42:42Speaker 03

  Now, now, I'mma ask you this question. Where did you get, um, Blue, where did the Blueface come from?

• 42:50Stavros Halkias?

  Hey, listen, Super Bowl champion with the Ravens, Shannon Sharpe.

• 42:54Speaker 03

  He got three rings. Don't get it twisted. Shannon Sharpe changed the position of the Titans.

• 42:58Stavros Halkias?

  Absolutely.

• 42:59Speaker 03

  His brother Sterling, if he didn't have a back injury, they were the coldest.

• 43:03Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 43:03Speaker 03

  And when you meet Shannon, you go, yeah, let me not talk no shit, that big motherfucker.

• 43:07Stavros Halkias?

  No, totally, totally.

• 43:08Speaker 03

  But he's a cool dude. But he, people understand his, his quarterback was John Elway.

• 43:12Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. Trent Dilfer, he won a Super Bowl.

• 43:15Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, Dilfer, Dilfer was pretty.

• 43:17Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, listen, we won the Super Bowl, that's all that matters.

• 43:20Speaker 03

  Listen, I was a fan. Ed Reed, all those cats.

• 43:22Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:23Speaker 03

  Ray Lewis.

• 43:24Stavros Halkias?

  This is the Ray Lewis, this is before Ed Reed.

• 43:25Speaker 03

  I, I like the, um, Ravens. I like them.

• 43:29Stavros Halkias?

  It's just very funny what Shannon Sharpe's post-game, like, playing career has become.

• 43:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:33Stavros Halkias?

  Like, how he became essentially the black Joe Rogan.

• 43:38Speaker 03

  Damn near.

• 43:39Stavros Halkias?

  Like, for a sec, like, for a second, now, obviously, he doesn't, he's not, he doesn't put out as much stuff, but when someone wants to go to, like, I mean, it really is, it has a high ceiling. Like, that, I mean, the, the fucking Cat Williams one.

• 43:53Speaker 03

  Amazing.

• 43:53Stavros Halkias?

  It's fucking insane.

• 43:55Speaker 03

  It, it went, it, that's what skyrocketed his shit.

• 43:58Stavros Halkias?

  Crazy.

• 43:59Speaker 03

  Cause Cat Williams was taking no prisoners.

• 44:02Stavros Halkias?

  Exactly. Cat is the man.

• 44:03Speaker 03

  He was dogging other comedians, he was talking about motherfucker. I don't know if it was true or not, but it was wonderful.

• 44:10Stavros Halkias?

  And it's, and trying to see Shannon try and, like, keep up.

• 44:12Speaker 03

  He was like, no, Cat, come on, man.

• 44:14Stavros Halkias?

  He's so.

• 44:15Speaker 03

  You get, you gotta be lying. You lying, Cat. Come on, Cat. He goes, I told you.

• 44:21Speaker 03

  Motherfuckers, the truth is gonna be told. And motherfuckers are gonna be called out.

• 44:27Stavros Halkias?

  He's saying like.

• 44:31Stavros Halkias?

  Trying to parse Cat Williams like quasi mystical like he's not. He's like a mysterious.

• 44:38Speaker 03

  Like he's like a fictitious little fucking figure.

• 44:41Stavros Halkias?

  It's like you encounter a mage on a rock who gives you a riddle. Yes. You know what I mean?

• 44:46Speaker 03

  He's one of those follow the yeah, the road around, go twice around the tree. When I saw him talk, I thought he would always remind me of like my grandma telling me some old.

• 44:56Stavros Halkias?

  Like crazy old road story where he's like rubbing his leg and stuff.

• 44:59Speaker 03

  Is that a lot of his shit he said came into fruition.

• 45:04Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, no, he's smart.

• 45:05Speaker 03

  The fall, the fall, the downfalls of certain people.

• 45:07Stavros Halkias?

  Yep.

• 45:08Speaker 03

  He called that shit out and then every time these people fell, all those memes of Cat Williams like.

• 45:16Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, I mean, come on, Cat, Cat's the man.

• 45:18Speaker 03

  Cat, he's just what Cat is, is just a phenomenal, like damn, this guy is made himself this entity of fucking. Knowledge and gangster and just a combination of cool shit like I love, I love when motherfuckers have that. You can't just see him anywhere.

• 45:36Stavros Halkias?

  Totally.

• 45:36Speaker 03

  He just appears. I just, he was just on Michelle Obama's podcast.

• 45:40Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, my God, really?

• 45:42Speaker 03

  Ever seen it?

• 45:42Stavros Halkias?

  I haven't seen that.

• 45:43Speaker 03

  Glasses, thank you for having me.

• 45:45Stavros Halkias?

  I'm so in.

• 45:46Speaker 03

  Really well spoken.

• 45:47Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 45:48Speaker 03

  And he's smart and he's dope and, and whether you believe him or not, the shit is entertaining.

• 45:54Stavros Halkias?

  Entity is, I mean, that's awesome. The backward, he put on his formal backwards cap.

• 46:02Speaker 03

  He's with Michelle Obama.

• 46:04Stavros Halkias?

  Fucking man, dude.

• 46:05Speaker 03

  Michelle Obama's from Chicago.

• 46:06Stavros Halkias?

  He's a fucking man, dude.

• 46:08Speaker 03

  He's the man and you can't, I'm not mad at it and he's interesting. I watch him all the time.

• 46:14Stavros Halkias?

  Entity is a great way to put it. He's an ethereal being.

• 46:17Speaker 03

  He really is what regardless of how you feel about him, you can't keep your eyes off the guy.

• 46:22Stavros Halkias?

  A hundred percent.

• 46:23Speaker 03

  He got, what does he gotta say? I wanna see what he says and he.

• 46:26Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 46:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:27Stavros Halkias?

  And in terms of the specials, I mean, some of the best specials of all time.

• 46:30Speaker 03

  Best specials, he's one of the greatest, period. That's just what it is.

• 46:34Stavros Halkias?

  I just, yeah, it just that, it just is so funny that. I mean, also, everyone, Michelle, too many people, we gotta stop with the podcasting. Michelle Obama should not lower herself to podcasting. That's fucking insane, dude.

• 46:49Speaker 03

  Everybody and their mama got a podcast.

• 46:52Stavros Halkias?

  It's tough, dude.

• 46:53Speaker 03

  And there's a podcast called Everybody and Their Mama. And sometimes when I get my DMs, and the DMs, everyone has a fucking, they'd be like, it would be a privilege to have you on my podcast.

• 47:04Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:06Speaker 03

  I'm like, ugh.

• 47:06Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 47:07Speaker 03

  I'm like, you know what happened, you know why? People got to order microphones on Amazon.

• 47:12Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. It's too readily available, yeah.

• 47:15Speaker 03

  It was the, that's why I said about drug dealing. It wasn't the drugs, it was the big ass North Face coats. That's what caused drug dealing.

• 47:22Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:23Speaker 03

  Cause I bought a North Face coat, a big one, like, some years ago. I was like, this shit is so fucking warm. And they have the pockets right here.

• 47:30Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 47:30Speaker 03

  I was like, I'm gonna sell drugs.

• 47:34Speaker 03

  Like, just being on the block, like, what's good, baby?

• 47:36Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:37Speaker 03

  You know, you know the wire, you know the wire, like, yo, what's up? Got that rock, baby, got that rock.

• 47:41Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

• 47:43Speaker 03

  It was the coats.

• 47:44Stavros Halkias?

  The coats are big.

• 47:45Speaker 03

  Cause if there was nice, thin leather jackets or windbreakers, motherfuckers wouldn't do no drugs.

• 47:48Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:49Speaker 03

  You put those big coats, fuck y'all, be like, yo, I got the rocks right here, baby. Got this right here.

• 47:54Stavros Halkias?

  So because of how weatherproofed it was, you might as well sell crack.

• 47:59Speaker 03

  All day.

• 48:02Stavros Halkias?

  Did you ever, what's the most criminal thing you dabbled in? Did you ever?

• 48:05Speaker 03

  Oh, stealing in college?

• 48:06Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, some classic steals, some classic theft.

• 48:10Speaker 03

  Stealing, like, college sweatshirts. My friends would work at the fucking store. They'd go, yo, I'm there from four to eight, bro.

• 48:17Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:18Speaker 03

  Come in, you know what I mean? I'm gonna go in the back. Don't forget to get me double X.

• 48:23Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, sure.

• 48:24Speaker 03

  We would do that.

• 48:25Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, classic stuff.

• 48:26Speaker 03

  Stealing books. Yeah, um, cause books were fucking expensive as shit.

• 48:31Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:32Speaker 03

  So I, I had friends, like, I'm at the bookstore. This is why, get me that thermodynamics joint.

• 48:38Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 48:40Speaker 03

  I had like organic chemistry. I had all, they were expensive. I was like, so I'm snap, you know, we had these.

• 48:45Stavros Halkias?

  Were you good at that shit? Were you like, did the science stuff?

• 48:48Speaker 03

  Oh, you mean, uh, science?

• 48:49Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:50Speaker 03

  I'm pretty good at science. Yeah. Nigerians are smart as fuck.

• 48:53Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:53Speaker 03

  But math, I wish, I wish I was really damn good at math. I'm alright.

• 48:58Stavros Halkias?

  That pisses you off to this day?

• 48:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, I still gotta see the teachers.

• 49:01Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, interesting.

• 49:02Speaker 03

  I still do this.

• 49:03Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, I'm bad at math.

• 49:05Speaker 03

  When you do that, yeah. I, I wish I was like, like, my ex-girlfriend, she's a fucking genius. She's applied chemistry, applied, uh, calculus type shit.

• 49:14Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, wow.

• 49:14Speaker 03

  She's finance. She just fucking.

• 49:16Stavros Halkias?

  That's, that's a level of understanding math that is like beyond my comprehension.

• 49:20Speaker 03

  Language that not everybody understands. And I think, and the people are born with that.

• 49:24Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 49:25Speaker 03

  It's a level of, like, yeah, cause math is everything. The reason why we can sit on these chairs is because the math is right.

• 49:32Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm.

• 49:33Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? The reason why we could sit, the reason why, no.

• 49:38Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 49:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:39Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 49:41Speaker 03

  Listen, think about it. You're sitting on this chair.

• 49:43Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:43Speaker 03

  It's sitting at a certain angle.

• 49:45Stavros Halkias?

  Weight bearing.

• 49:45Speaker 03

  Weight bearing.

• 49:46Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it can recline.

• 49:47Speaker 03

  It's all math.

• 49:48Stavros Halkias?

  Great point, Godfrey.

• 49:49Speaker 03

  The math was right, baby. The math was right.

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• 51:20Stavros Halkias?

  We do, we have, no, I was gonna say, I'd love to take this perspective because we have callers. We have our listeners here, they've, they've, they've put in some voicemails. So they're gonna ask us, and you're a man with a wealth of experience.

• 51:33Speaker 03

  Are they listening right now?

• 51:34Stavros Halkias?

  No, no, no, they're, they called in, they've already left voicemails.

• 51:37Speaker 03

  For me?

• 51:38Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, just for our, whatever guest. Uh, but I do think we want to get this, but we want your perspective with these callers right now. And we should say in the middle point of the, of the podcast, you got a special out.

• 51:52Speaker 03

  Yes, it's called Rebel with a Pause.

• 51:54Stavros Halkias?

  Rebel with a Pause.

• 51:55Speaker 03

  Rebel with a Cause.

• 51:56Stavros Halkias?

  Rebel with a Pause.

• 51:56Speaker 03

  Rebel with a Pause is, is public enemy.

• 51:59Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:59Speaker 03

  Rebel with a Cause, because I took it from the Jimmy Dean movie Rebel Without Cause.

• 52:03Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 52:03Speaker 03

  And I just thought, because I feel like a rebel, because I've always been kind of left out of a lot of shit.

• 52:08Stavros Halkias?

  Uh huh.

• 52:09Speaker 03

  Just in the comedy game. Just, hey, how come you're not on this? Well, they didn't want me, you know?

• 52:14Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:15Speaker 03

  Shit, fuck, you talking about? So, yeah, so, um, and people had like a projection of how, where I would be as far as this business. And they were like, man, what the fuck? I go, dog, I'm just myself.

• 52:27Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:28Speaker 03

  I'm not the right black dude for them.

• 52:30Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:31Speaker 03

  They took their black people. Judd Apatow put this black, Craig Robinson, who I came up with in Chicago. They put this, they picked Jay Pharoah. I don't know.

• 52:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:40Speaker 03

  I just try to do, one, one thing I take pride in is being a really good comedian. I want to be really good. I don't want to be okay. I don't, I feel, but as an athlete. I feel bad if I get something because I was okay.

• 52:53Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 52:53Speaker 03

  I want people to go, well, yeah, he fucking deserves it. That's me. I believe in meritocracy.

• 52:59Stavros Halkias?

  Yep.

• 53:00Speaker 03

  You know, and I wanna be really good at what I do. I think comedy, you should be good at that shit. It's hard as fuck, and when you're good at it, you should be rewarded.

• 53:09Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, you should try, yes.

• 53:10Speaker 03

  I don't think you should be rewarded if you're trash at comedy. You should not be rewarded.

• 53:13Stavros Halkias?

  Well, that's a, that's just not how the world works.

• 53:16Speaker 03

  I know. I know that. I know. I'm totally just saying that. I know that. And subjective, and they go, it's subjective. Yeah, yeah. Beauty's subjective too. There's fuckable and not fuckable. Shut the fuck up. You know what I mean?

• 53:30Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 53:30Speaker 03

  Beyonce's hot. It's not really my type, but she's fucking pretty.

• 53:33Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 53:33Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? I'd rather have a certain type of woman, but they're all hot.

• 53:37Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:38Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? It's like, in the whole scheme of hot, what the fuck are you talking about? Beyonce's fine.

• 53:43Stavros Halkias?

  Yes.

• 53:45Speaker 03

  You might not be my type. I'll go for this one instead. Maybe, you know, it was like, oh, I like this person, or I like Janelle Monae, whatever. But in comedy, I wanna hear that shit. You know what I'm talking about. You're a funny guy.

• 53:58Stavros Halkias?

  Talking about.

• 53:58Speaker 03

  You're a funny guy.

• 53:59Stavros Halkias?

  I know what you're talking about, where it's like.

• 54:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:01Stavros Halkias?

  You, you, you have to be the best at what you do. Now, the older I've gotten, the more I'm like, some shit just isn't for me, and I'll stop hating on it.

• 54:09Speaker 03

  And I get it.

• 54:09Stavros Halkias?

  But when I was younger, I'd be like, only, you know, specific joke writing and this kinda shit. But the older I get, the more I'm like, you know, there's some shit that I would have considered like bullshit, that I'm like. People that suck need, some idiots need to laugh too.

• 54:23Speaker 03

  But I think that there are people that suck into different types of comedy.

• 54:27Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 54:28Speaker 03

  You got one liner comics, you got, I mean, look at like Carrot Top. He's fire when it comes to the props. I don't know how the fuck he comes up with that shit. I laugh, I go, that shit was funny.

• 54:37Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 54:37Speaker 03

  He's really, and he, that's his thing.

• 54:39Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 54:40Speaker 03

  But there's some sucky prop motherfuckers.

• 54:41Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 54:43Speaker 03

  There's motherfuckers like this. What do you call this?

• 54:46Speaker 03

  Carrot Top would have fucking, yo, had a whole joint. There's sucky musical comics.

• 54:51Stavros Halkias?

  You wanna be the best at your thing.

• 54:53Speaker 03

  There's, fuck that subjective shit. You are whack at that. You're whack at that. You're whack at the puppet shit. There's whack puppeteers. You're fucking garbage, dog. Keep that shit up here, baby. Keep that shit up here, boy. You don't know how to move that puppet. The fuck you cheating right here? Moving your mouth. Yo, it's good. I don't know who's who.

• 55:13Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. I know what you mean, there's technical ability.

• 55:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, as a stand-up, there are a lot of bums, fuck them.

• 55:20Stavros Halkias?

  I agree with you.

• 55:21Speaker 03

  Bums, men and women that are trash, that are on TV and all this other shit. And I know women and men that are fire, that I go, how is this person not there?

• 55:29Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 55:30Speaker 03

  How is, and their styles are different.

• 55:31Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 55:32Speaker 03

  May not be for me, but I like what they're doing.

• 55:34Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:35Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 55:35Stavros Halkias?

  I know what you mean.

• 55:36Speaker 03

  Go, I not really like that style, but they're good at it.

• 55:39Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 55:39Speaker 03

  So I don't wanna hear that shit.

• 55:40Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, I get, I get the, I get the annoyance for sure, cause liking meritocracy, the world just so clearly doesn't work that way.

• 55:48Speaker 03

  Trump should just run fucking comedy.

• 55:51Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, he's done a great job with everything else, you're right.

• 55:53Speaker 03

  That was bad, that was so bad. Can you believe it? I can't believe you even have a special.

• 55:58Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:59Speaker 03

  I can't believe it, who gave him a special? That was so bad.

• 56:02Stavros Halkias?

  I think he sort of is. I don't know, yeah.

• 56:06Stavros Halkias?

  I don't know if you see what's, you know, like, there's a lot of stuff that aligns with Trump. Kinda the, with selling out and, you know.

• 56:13Speaker 03

  Listen, but the right-wing shit, like some of these comics are getting all right, and now, they, now they wanna get shit on black people. I go, but we were with, we were hanging out with you.

• 56:24Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it's very, it's pathetic, I mean, it's careerist.

• 56:27Speaker 03

  But my thing is, why are you going into the woods and shitting on black people?

• 56:30Stavros Halkias?

  Well, it goes back to what you're saying about, like, it's a lack of meritocracy, these people are not good.

• 56:35Speaker 03

  No doubt.

• 56:35Stavros Halkias?

  And they understand that, like, al- almost all these conservative figures started wanting to just be famous. Ben Shapiro wanted to be a fucking screenwriter, I mean, that's real. And all these people wanted to be famous, and they realize they don't have the goods. And so then they, then they decide, oh, well, no one's catering to these fucking, and there's a lot of them, there's a lot of, you know, there's a whole.

• 56:57Speaker 03

  Fuentes.

• 56:58Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:59Speaker 03

  All of those guys look like they be pushed in the bushes at school.

• 57:02Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, I mean, those guys are just pathetic, I mean, those.

• 57:04Speaker 03

  Yo, shut up, fucking McCaffrey, ooh, fuck you.

• 57:07Stavros Halkias?

  It does get to a point where you're like, is this what happens when bullying doesn't happen? You know, there's a little bit of that.

• 57:13Speaker 03

  We gotta bring it back.

• 57:13Stavros Halkias?

  But yeah, there's, there's a whole type of, yeah, the, the, the pure racism, comics engaging with that.

• 57:19Speaker 03

  It's.

• 57:20Stavros Halkias?

  It's, I'm done, like, I don't even wanna discuss it with them, cause it's like, once you engage, you're. You're a fucking idiot. You're so stupid.

• 57:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:27Stavros Halkias?

  And it's like, and, and this is the problem with comedy has gotten to the point, we'll move on because I hate talking about comedy, but it's like,

• 57:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:33Stavros Halkias?

  People don't care about being funny. They care about being successful and being rich.

• 57:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:37Stavros Halkias?

  And so a lot of them see it as a smart market play.

• 57:41Speaker 03

  No doubt.

• 57:41Stavros Halkias?

  There's a big market to the, to conservatives who wanna shit on immigrants and shit on, you know, trans people.

• 57:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:47Stavros Halkias?

  So why, and I don't have the jokes to just be funny.

• 57:50Speaker 03

  Right.

• 57:50Stavros Halkias?

  So why don't I make that pivot?

• 57:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:52Stavros Halkias?

  And it's, and they, the same, the same guys who were sucking Trump off, maybe they weren't huge supporters of his politics, but they saw it as an opportunity to court his fan base.

• 58:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:01Stavros Halkias?

  And they put that over, it's so pathetic to be a freedom of speech guy.

• 58:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:05Stavros Halkias?

  And then be like, well, I support Trump. It's like, are you a fucking moron?

• 58:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:09Stavros Halkias?

  Just cause you can, cause you'll be able to say the N word.

• 58:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:12Stavros Halkias?

  And you'll be able to say retard. Like, that's, he's gonna put, he's talking about jailing journalists. That's not freedom. We don't matter. Comedians really think we matter.

• 58:21Speaker 03

  Right, yeah.

• 58:22Stavros Halkias?

  And we don't at all. We don't matter at all, dude.

• 58:24Speaker 03

  It's true.

• 58:25Stavros Halkias?

  It's like journalists, journalism matters so much more. And like, look what's happening against fucking CBS where it's like, it's just, that dumb bitch Barry Weiss is just basically doing Trump's, you know.

• 58:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:35Stavros Halkias?

  It's just, it's just become an arm of the Trump propaganda, but.

• 58:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:39Stavros Halkias?

  It's fucking pathetic.

• 58:40Speaker 03

  It's, I think it's gonna crash.

• 58:42Stavros Halkias?

  But I, I do.

• 58:43Speaker 03

  It's gonna fall within.

• 58:44Stavros Halkias?

  We started plugging your special and talked about how bad comedy is.

• 58:47Speaker 03

  Rebel with the cause.

• 58:48Stavros Halkias?

  Rebel with the cause.

• 58:49Speaker 03

  Let me.

• 58:49Stavros Halkias?

  And you're, truly, I'm a huge fan. You're so, you're fucking hilarious and, and a legend and, and you're, you're great as a standup, but it's like, I don't think you get enough credit as a comedic actor too. I mean, you're fucking, I, I loved you on South Side. That's a very underrated show. You were fucking great on that, man.

• 59:05Speaker 03

  Chicago guys, man.

• 59:06Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, those guys were so funny. We put, uh, uh, Zuri was in my movie, uh, we put her in, uh, Let's Start a Cult. Cause I love that show so much, but, um, anyway, check out the special.

• 59:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I raised money on my own for it. I did it on my own. Cause I wasn't approached by the rep, but.

• 59:23Stavros Halkias?

  Self-funded.

• 59:24Speaker 03

  We, and January 14th, we, it was released in theaters.

• 59:27Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, nice.

• 59:28Speaker 03

  We did a whole theater run.

• 59:29Stavros Halkias?

  Fuck yeah, dude.

• 59:30Speaker 03

  It sold out around the country in some place like Atlanta, Chicago. It was, it did really well. So I'm gonna, it's gonna be a re-release.

• 59:36Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 59:37Speaker 03

  Again, in first week of February.

• 59:39Stavros Halkias?

  Alright, nice.

• 59:39Speaker 03

  It's gonna be at AMC.

• 59:41Stavros Halkias?

  We'll put this out first week of February.

• 59:42Speaker 03

  Okay, AMC, Alamo Drafthouse, Cenopolis, Cinemark, and Movie Grill. Wherever your local theaters are in America, we will be re-releasing it for about a week because we did really well.

• 59:54Stavros Halkias?

  Cool.

• 59:55Speaker 03

  So my producer, Rachel Frazee, she fucking just came up, said, fuck all of that, the regular way to do it.

• 1:00:00Stavros Halkias?

  That's awesome, dude.

• 1:00:01Speaker 03

  We're gonna do it, you know, because movies industry is weak.

• 1:00:05Stavros Halkias?

  It is.

• 1:00:05Speaker 03

  And they want some quality shit, and they go, a stand-up special?

• 1:00:09Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:09Speaker 03

  And it worked out.

• 1:00:11Stavros Halkias?

  Go see it, I mean, yeah, we'll, give us the dates, we'll put it out the week of, or the week before.

• 1:00:15Speaker 03

  The first week of February, you know, and, uh, yeah, man, Rebel With A Cause, and you go to my website, godfreylive.com, to, for information, and you go to my Instagram, godfreycomic, and you'll click the links and all that, but yeah, we're gonna re-release that shit again because it did well.

• 1:00:33Stavros Halkias?

  Fuck yeah.

• 1:00:34Speaker 03

  And so we have a different plan of stepping outside the box. That's where the Rebel shit comes from. Because it's, that's the story of my fucking career. Like, ah, fuck him, do it a different way, okay. And I want to say a shout out to Will I Am, from Black Eyed Peas, who gave me funding.

• 1:00:48Stavros Halkias?

  Sick.

• 1:00:49Speaker 03

  Shaq, Shaquille O'Neal was backing me up.

• 1:00:51Stavros Halkias?

  Hell, yeah, dude.

• 1:00:52Speaker 03

  And my GoFundMe for my fans.

• 1:00:54Stavros Halkias?

  Great combo.

• 1:00:55Speaker 03

  And a guy named.

• 1:00:56Stavros Halkias?

  Will I Am and Shaq. Are they your producers?

• 1:00:59Speaker 03

  Another guy named Rodrigo Silva, um, who was just a venture capitalist dude, was a big fan of mine, really came through with my, and I'm.

• 1:01:08Stavros Halkias?

  Hell, yeah, dude.

• 1:01:08Speaker 03

  And now that I've done it independently, it's, my attitude is so different now. I go, oh, I know how to do this now.

• 1:01:14Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:15Speaker 03

  I have people around me who know how to get money. And they go, if you need money again, let us know. I'm like, oh, great. So, yeah.

• 1:01:22Stavros Halkias?

  Fuck, yeah. Well, go watch it, support independent creators, that's huge.

• 1:01:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:27Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, go watch it, guys, we'll put, we'll pull all the info out, uh, with the.

• 1:01:30Speaker 03

  Rebel With A Cause.

• 1:01:31Stavros Halkias?

  Rebel With The Cause, baby.

• 1:01:33Speaker 03

  Fucking right.

• 1:01:33Stavros Halkias?

  Let's take some calls, Eldis, what we got?

• 1:01:39Stavros Halkias?

  It's not playing, dickhead. God, Eldis, you're fucking blowing it, man.

• 1:01:44Speaker 03

  He got all nervous.

• 1:01:44Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, he does, he honestly had stopped doing this, and he started again recently. For a year and a half, he did this every time. It's because we're back on the TV, the little TV's fucking. I will make excuses. You just did. You immediately, your immediate instinct was to make an excuse. And by the way, that's not, that's not an excuse. Oh, because we can see it, you fucking idiot? You know this is gonna happen. We didn't, didn't catch you by surprise.

• 1:02:10Speaker 03

  I love that you still have your Christmas tree up.

• 1:02:12Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, well, I figured I'll take it down when I'm moving.

• 1:02:17Stavros Halkias?

  I should take it down.

• 1:02:18Speaker 03

  Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.

• 1:02:22Speaker 05

  I, I, so, I held his highest damn guess.

• 1:02:27Speaker 05

  Okay, so, I have a boxing instructor. And I'm gonna be honest, the first thing he said to me is that he loves brawlic white women.

• 1:02:37Stavros Halkias?

  Nice.

• 1:02:38Speaker 05

  And I am one of those.

• 1:02:40Stavros Halkias?

  Of course, no question.

• 1:02:41Speaker 05

  So, we train like every week. And he gives me a deal, but I also have to pay to like use the gym, even though I live above my means already. And I have an Equinox membership that's over three hundred dollars a month. So I pay fifty dollars every time I see him. Sometimes I just try to sneak in the gym. I'll just like look at them, like the front desk person, be like, hello? And pretend I have a membership. I do not have a membership at this fucking gym.

• 1:03:03Stavros Halkias?

  Interesting.

• 1:03:04Speaker 05

  And I'm paying fifty times every time I see him. Another twenty-five to thirty to enter this gym. Um, I, I do just wanna, I love the idea of just being able to, I love Mike Tyson. And I like to, the idea of like beating someone up. And I would like to get into a fight, like a professional one, not a, maybe a street fight, I don't know. Someone plays their cards, right? So, I guess my question is, my boxing instructor has been sending me videos of women that he has sex with. And ask me for nudes sometimes. I don't really know what to do about that.

• 1:03:38Stavros Halkias?

  Where the fuck did that come from?

• 1:03:39Speaker 05

  He wants to set me up with.

• 1:03:41Stavros Halkias?

  She's talking about her fucking budgeting her gym.

• 1:03:45Speaker 03

  I was wondering when that was coming.

• 1:03:47Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:03:48Speaker 03

  Because, bitch, leave him alone. Cause if he's hooking you up, making deals with you, he's gonna, he goes, I love brawlic white women.

• 1:03:56Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, yes.

• 1:03:57Speaker 03

  He's trying to fuck.

• 1:03:57Stavros Halkias?

  It is crazy to be a trainer and immediately be like, I like to fuck people exactly like you, by the way. Anyway, hit the heavy.

• 1:04:04Speaker 03

  I wanna get you real tight so I could smash that ass. Ready? Let's go, spritz.

• 1:04:11Speaker 03

  It's like, I love brawling quite much, like, he likes.

• 1:04:13Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:14Speaker 03

  I go, miss, stop going there.

• 1:04:16Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:16Speaker 03

  Unless you like this shit, you like this attention, get the fuck out of there. I'm at Equinox.

• 1:04:21Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:22Speaker 03

  Go to Equinox.

• 1:04:23Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:23Speaker 03

  Lot of gay dudes there, no one wants you there.

• 1:04:25Stavros Halkias?

  Totally, totally.

• 1:04:26Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 1:04:27Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:27Speaker 03

  So, yeah, I, um...

• 1:04:29Stavros Halkias?

  It's also a great, a crazy move. He, he sends her videos of women he fucks.

• 1:04:34Speaker 03

  That's just, first of all, that's violation.

• 1:04:37Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:37Speaker 03

  That's violation. This is the problem. That's why women are so afraid of all kinds of shit now, because you can't, the world is a little different now. It's dudes like that.

• 1:04:46Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:46Speaker 03

  That make guys like me go, oh, how you doing? Ah, they're afraid of everything because of stupid shit like that. Why would you show them? That's just socially in that motherfucker.

• 1:04:56Stavros Halkias?

  That's a wild move.

• 1:04:57Speaker 05

  Well, let's, let's, let's let this play and I'll need to do like a tiny clarification.

• 1:05:00Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 1:05:01Speaker 05

  But, but he does say that he, he wants to set me up with, um, some of the butch lesbians that he knows. And I kinda, kinda also want the idea of a woman that could beat the shit out of me to have sex with me. So...

• 1:05:15Stavros Halkias?

  This lady's awesome.

• 1:05:17Speaker 05

  I feel like whichever way I go, I'm losing, but I'm also winning. So, am I a winner or a loser?

• 1:05:25Stavros Halkias?

  Both of them.

• 1:05:25Speaker 05

  Right now. What should I do? And, um, don't let stuff be so mean to you. I know boys.

• 1:05:31Stavros Halkias?

  Shut up.

• 1:05:32Speaker 03

  I think she's ugly. I think she's ugly.

• 1:05:35Speaker 05

  An employer being mean to you.

• 1:05:37Speaker 03

  I think she's an ugly chick. She just has maybe a decent body, she's an ugly chick. No hot chicks talking like that.

• 1:05:42Stavros Halkias?

  In the longer version of the call, her question basically was, should I fuck this butch lesbian he's trying to set me up with? Should I fuck him? She doesn't know what to do. She's not leaning one way or the other. I would say fuck both. Yeah. She seems to be out for an adventure, right? Yes. She likes what she's doing, she does seem to like the attention, she's not, she's not mad. Right. Right? So, I would say start with the lesbian, because this guy's gonna fuck you no matter what. Yes. Right? There's, there's nothing you can do to make this guy not wanna fuck you.

• 1:06:12Speaker 03

  They're gonna fuck her. They're all gonna come together and smash. He's like, let me set you up, my girl.

• 1:06:20Speaker 03

  She's like, oh, this...

• 1:06:21Stavros Halkias?

  The relic one you was talking about?

• 1:06:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. That's the one.

• 1:06:26Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:26Speaker 03

  Oh, she nice, right? That's how the talk is when they try to do a threesome, right? She dope, right? Good stock, baby?

• 1:06:33Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, she is good stock.

• 1:06:35Stavros Halkias?

  That's interesting. That's very interesting. Setting it up, man. Yeah, listen, yeah, just have a good, you seem to be enjoying this. Fuck your way out of this situation because financially, it's not solvent here. You pay this much money every, you pay seventy five bucks every time just to work out with this guy? On top of your Equinox membership? Get dick down, eat some pussy, get strapped up, whatever you want. And then move on. I think that would be, but this seems fun. You seem like you're having a good time.

• 1:07:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:03Stavros Halkias?

  It seems cool. I would love the concept of some like jacked trainer lady sucking me off. Sounds awesome. If we're flipped here, now I don't, I guess I, I guess if we're flipping it, I'd have to fuck her gay friend. Her twink friend. I'm just trying to, I'm trying to make an equivalency.

• 1:07:22Stavros Halkias?

  I'm just trying to, I'm trying to be fair here.

• 1:07:27Stavros Halkias?

  I wouldn't want to. I would choose her.

• 1:07:29Speaker 03

  All those camera angles, buddy.

• 1:07:33Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that is true. Now, at the same time, I mean, you know.

• 1:07:36Speaker 03

  Nah, hell, you've done threesomes before?

• 1:07:39Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, with two girls.

• 1:07:41Stavros Halkias?

  Two girls. Not interested in another guy in the mix.

• 1:07:44Speaker 03

  Nah, fuck all that shit.

• 1:07:45Stavros Halkias?

  I just don't want the, for me, it's more of a, I really prefer to be the center of attention. I don't want to compete with another man.

• 1:07:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, but.

• 1:07:52Stavros Halkias?

  I have friends who've looked at it as a team building exercise with the guy. I feel like.

• 1:07:56Speaker 03

  Team building exercise, that's how they get you.

• 1:08:00Speaker 03

  What the fuck? You're butt naked, I'm butt naked. Where is the team building here? Fuck out of here.

• 1:08:05Stavros Halkias?

  I think they, and I feel like Greek people, Greek dudes, like villagers would fuck like women together. And even in high school, I mean, I feel like in Baltimore, kids were doing that. And it really was like a, for the bros activity. It was like they were, they were straight, but wanted a type of intimacy.

• 1:08:22Speaker 03

  They weren't.

• 1:08:24Stavros Halkias?

  They weren't, by the letter of the law.

• 1:08:26Speaker 03

  Spectrum, goddammit.

• 1:08:27Stavros Halkias?

  By the letter of the law, they weren't straight.

• 1:08:28Speaker 03

  Spectrum, bro. I am pure one hundred percent heterosexual. Get the fuck out the room.

• 1:08:33Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, so you're not interested in a, in a two guy, one one?

• 1:08:36Speaker 03

  Fuck, no.

• 1:08:37Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, me neither, but.

• 1:08:38Speaker 03

  Running train.

• 1:08:40Stavros Halkias?

  Right, that's what I'm saying, the train, the, the idea of running a train, you would say that that is sort of gay is what you're saying.

• 1:08:46Speaker 03

  Almost, unless, it would have to be, you know, one at a time, you leave, your turn.

• 1:08:52Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right, right.

• 1:08:53Speaker 03

  Not, yo, yeah, yo, go in there, yeah.

• 1:08:56Stavros Halkias?

  Nice dude.

• 1:08:57Speaker 03

  Hell yeah, let's go, let's do that.

• 1:08:59Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:00Speaker 03

  Fuck that, who is this, who is this towards, bro? Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:05Stavros Halkias?

  Don't jack off towards me. Do none jack off towards me.

• 1:09:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, man, you're like this, yo, I gotta keep it hard, baby, yeah. I'm like, could you not stare at me? The fuck out of here.

• 1:09:16Stavros Halkias?

  I'm with you, I'm, I'm not interested at all.

• 1:09:18Speaker 03

  Hell no.

• 1:09:19Stavros Halkias?

  Nah, I would like it to be two women.

• 1:09:21Speaker 03

  Two women, that's it.

• 1:09:22Stavros Halkias?

  Which is pretty cool.

• 1:09:24Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:09:24Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, I'm, I'm on the record, that is pretty sick, but yeah, fuck both, fuck both these people, you're, you're fine.

• 1:09:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:30Stavros Halkias?

  I'm happy for you, you seem like you're, if, I get the vibe that she's kind of doing a late in life sexual, like, uh, coming of age.

• 1:09:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, she's like bra like, see, I don't, I don't.

• 1:09:38Stavros Halkias?

  Maybe she got jacked recently?

• 1:09:40Speaker 03

  She might be hot, but I don't think she's that hot.

• 1:09:42Stavros Halkias?

  Hot-ish?

• 1:09:42Speaker 03

  She's in between, like.

• 1:09:44Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 1:09:45Speaker 03

  Cause.

• 1:09:45Stavros Halkias?

  And she's enjoying this attention.

• 1:09:46Speaker 03

  And she's bra like.

• 1:09:47Stavros Halkias?

  And she's experi, and she's experiencing.

• 1:09:49Speaker 03

  Probably like pasty, but just like.

• 1:09:51Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:53Speaker 03

  She's like.

• 1:09:53Stavros Halkias?

  Jacked women interest you at all?

• 1:09:55Speaker 03

  She probably did like the fucking CrossFit, the, those kind, dude, you said jacked women? Nah, I like the bikini fitness chicks.

• 1:10:02Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, sure, sure.

• 1:10:03Speaker 03

  Natural, the ones that are natural, I like that shit, I like girls in shape, I love that. I love girls, what about you, what's your type?

• 1:10:09Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, I'm, I'm pretty, you know, I'm interested in whatever, honestly.

• 1:10:13Speaker 03

  You don't give a fuck, you like thicker?

• 1:10:14Stavros Halkias?

  I like thick girls, I like big titties, you know, you know, classic.

• 1:10:17Speaker 03

  I like big titties.

• 1:10:18Stavros Halkias?

  I like, I'm a.

• 1:10:19Speaker 03

  He's like, cause I like the big titties.

• 1:10:20Stavros Halkias?

  I'm right down the middle, give me, give me a pair of big tits.

• 1:10:23Speaker 03

  Big body, like, big titties, sound like a cop. He's like this, eh, what do you do? Eh, I just like them big titties, with a side of fries.

• 1:10:32Stavros Halkias?

  There's definitely a, a multiverse version of me.

• 1:10:34Speaker 03

  I like my heroes in my, uh.

• 1:10:37Stavros Halkias?

  You're telling me, feed me some pork and with some fat tits, suck me off?

• 1:10:41Speaker 03

  It's like, yeah, you know, man, I like the big titties.

• 1:10:44Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:45Speaker 03

  Uh, what are those called in Greek?

• 1:10:46Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, vizya.

• 1:10:48Speaker 03

  Vizya.

• 1:10:49Stavros Halkias?

  Vizya.

• 1:10:49Speaker 03

  Vizya.

• 1:10:50Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:51Speaker 03

  Is there, uh, is there like a? Lang word is just visia.

• 1:10:55Stavros Halkias?

  I, you know.

• 1:10:55Speaker 03

  You guys go, oh, the boom bam boos.

• 1:10:57Stavros Halkias?

  There probably is. I have to be, that's the funny thing about being an immigrant. I'm sure you know it too. It's like your slang is kinda old fashioned because it's the immigrants that you're around.

• 1:11:07Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:11:07Stavros Halkias?

  So I need to go back to Greece and figure out.

• 1:11:09Speaker 03

  Visia, visia.

• 1:11:10Stavros Halkias?

  Visia, I think just means like boobs.

• 1:11:12Speaker 03

  Visia.

• 1:11:13Stavros Halkias?

  But I wonder if there, there's gotta be a new one.

• 1:11:16Speaker 03

  Oh, they, we call it the va la la la.

• 1:11:19Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. In Albanian, it's citsa. Oh, yeah.

• 1:11:23Speaker 03

  Citsa?

• 1:11:23Stavros Halkias?

  Citsa?

• 1:11:24Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's almost like tits is.

• 1:11:25Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Citi means naked.

• 1:11:29Speaker 03

  Citi?

• 1:11:29Stavros Halkias?

  Citi.

• 1:11:30Speaker 03

  Oh, Citi?

• 1:11:31Stavros Halkias?

  That's like slang.

• 1:11:32Speaker 03

  Citi.

• 1:11:32Stavros Halkias?

  Citi.

• 1:11:33Speaker 03

  C, Citi?

• 1:11:34Stavros Halkias?

  Citi.

• 1:11:35Speaker 03

  Citi.

• 1:11:36Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:36Speaker 03

  Citi. You said what?

• 1:11:38Stavros Halkias?

  Citsa. Citsa is tits.

• 1:11:40Speaker 03

  Citsa. How far is Albania from Greece?

• 1:11:42Stavros Halkias?

  On the border.

• 1:11:43Speaker 03

  We're next door, yeah. See that?

• 1:11:45Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have ancient intra, intra European white racism.

• 1:11:51Speaker 03

  Well, there's a lot of Greek, Indo-Greek shit. Greeks were all up in Africa, too.

• 1:11:55Stavros Halkias?

  Really?

• 1:11:56Speaker 03

  Fuck, yeah. North Af-.

• 1:11:57Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:11:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, they came up in that bitch. Boo the Greeks.

• 1:12:01Stavros Halkias?

  Right, relax, Aldous.

• 1:12:02Speaker 03

  Racism.

• 1:12:03Stavros Halkias?

  Fucking relax, Albanian, you fucking piece of shit.

• 1:12:05Speaker 03

  Albanians and Greeks are fighting.

• 1:12:06Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're, you know, they're, they're below us. They're sub, they're sub Greeks and they know it.

• 1:12:11Speaker 03

  Sub Greeks wanna be Greek. I always thought that Greeks always would wanna be Italians in America.

• 1:12:17Stavros Halkias?

  No, how dare, Godfrey, please.

• 1:12:19Speaker 03

  No, I'm just asking.

• 1:12:19Stavros Halkias?

  We're having a good time. There's no reason to say something that inflammatory.

• 1:12:23Speaker 03

  Like this, I'm fucking Greek, you know, I'm fucking damn.

• 1:12:27Stavros Halkias?

  First of all, fuck Italians. No more overrated type of per-. If it wasn't for Martin Scorsese, Italians are nothing. If it wasn't for four mob movies, they really are absolutely nothing.

• 1:12:39Speaker 03

  No Goodfellas, no Casino.

• 1:12:41Stavros Halkias?

  You take away Goodfellas Casino, you know what I mean?

• 1:12:44Speaker 03

  Sopranos, done.

• 1:12:45Stavros Halkias?

  Sopran- you, three movies and a fucking TV show and you're fucking nothing. Okay, you stole our whole shit. The Roman Empire stole everything from Greece. Our whole, our gods, the whole flow.

• 1:12:56Speaker 03

  Roman took that and then Greeks took from Africa, the Egyptians.

• 1:13:00Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, well, all right, we gotta get into this.

• 1:13:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:05Speaker 03

  I went like this. I think you're wrong, brother. Your information is off, and that's the problem. You guys like to skew the truth. And that's why I came on here, Stavros. Because I knew that bullshit and your Greek shit you stole from Egypt. This has been a ploy this whole time. I was fucking with you with the comedy shit, but I knew that if I came with the correct history.

• 1:13:33Stavros Halkias?

  Here we go.

• 1:13:39Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, we got to hear this.

• 1:13:41Speaker 03

  You being from Baltimore.

• 1:13:42Stavros Halkias?

  King Tut taught us fucking math. Okay, fine.

• 1:13:47Speaker 03

  Because you come from a black city, and they should have taught you that in Baltimore.

• 1:13:51Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, the fucking mummies were doing calculus, I guess. Okay, fine. They were fucking stripping it off and writing equations on the fucking shit around their heads.

• 1:13:59Speaker 03

  And that's the problem you don't understand. That was the code, brother.

• 1:14:09Stavros Halkias?

  Fuck. Beautiful. I would honestly pay to see the real version of that argument. Some Greek diner guy. Yeah, that's good. That's good stuff. Next question, Eldis.

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• 1:15:49Speaker 05

  Hey, Stavi, uh, big, big fan, uh, you know, long time, uh, first time, whatever the fuck the saying is. Uh, anyways, I got a question for you. Very interesting, uh, situation I think I'm in right now.

• 1:16:05Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 1:16:06Speaker 05

  Basically, uh, I've been really good friends with this lesbian couple since high school. Like, we all went to school together, and I was around for when they got together. And basically, uh, you know, I've always just been platonic friends with them, like, no, like, never wanted anything. But like, as a guy, being a friend of like, a lesbian couple is always the little thought, I guess, in the back of my head of like, what if they ever ask for a threesome, or what if that ever happens? I know it ever will, it probably never will, but it's always a thought in my head.

• 1:16:40Stavros Halkias?

  First of all, what kind of lesbians are these? I have some lesbian couples I've never considered fucking. They're very clearly not independent. No, no, there's more, though. I'm just kind of roasting them in the middle of it. These motherfuckers have long ass questions. They're lengthy, it's tough.

• 1:16:56Speaker 05

  So anyways, I kind of had like, a situation like that. They reached out to me, and they were like, hit me with the like, "Hey, just want to ask you a question." And I'm like, "Oh shit, is it happening?" And basically, they go, "We wanted to know if you would be our sperm donor."

• 1:17:22Stavros Halkias?

  For a baby.

• 1:17:24Speaker 05

  And I don't know how I would feel about that, because I basically, uh, that would be my firstborn child, technically, like, and, uh...

• 1:17:32Stavros Halkias?

  So you're worried about his inheritance? He's gonna fucking take over your fucking, uh, pogs or whatever the fuck you have?

• 1:17:41Speaker 05

  Yeah. But um, I really like these, despite everything, these are like some of my closest friends. Uh, and I've known them for a long time.

• 1:17:50Stavros Halkias?

  But you secretly wanted to fuck them?

• 1:17:50Speaker 05

  I don't know if I feel comfortable with it. Also, I would never do this, but would it be fucked up to ask them like, yeah, I'll do it, but like, maybe we just do this old fashioned because

• 1:18:00Stavros Halkias?

  Of course it would be.

• 1:18:01Speaker 05

  What they said was like, I would have to do a bunch of like paperwork and I would have to like, get my jeans tested and like

• 1:18:09Stavros Halkias?

  Hey, thanks for thinking of me as the father of your kids.

• 1:18:11Speaker 05

  That's like kind of like

• 1:18:11Stavros Halkias?

  Can I uh, uh, propose raping you sort of? Can my, can my payment be a sexual assault? Hey, I know you wanted me to jack off to a fucking, I mean, go ahead.

• 1:18:25Speaker 03

  First of all,

• 1:18:28Speaker 03

  wondering whether a lesbian couple is gonna fuck with you is just a, oh, go get girls that wanna fuck guys.

• 1:18:38Stavros Halkias?

  Also, he says that they're his closest friends?

• 1:18:40Speaker 03

  It's close.

• 1:18:41Stavros Halkias?

  Like, what?

• 1:18:43Speaker 03

  These, it, it, it, you're just

• 1:18:45Stavros Halkias?

  It's nuts.

• 1:18:46Speaker 03

  You're in the path of the most resistance.

• 1:18:49Stavros Halkias?

  True, true, true.

• 1:18:50Speaker 03

  Go to where women like fuck dudes, like, I never go into my lesbian friends going, oh man, I feel like really having a difficult time.

• 1:18:59Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:01Speaker 03

  Hey lesbians, Why are you on that bullshit?

• 1:19:02Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:03Speaker 03

  Why would you do that?

• 1:19:04Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 1:19:05Speaker 03

  To be a donor, yeah, why not? Be a sperm fucking donor, dude.

• 1:19:09Stavros Halkias?

  I know him, I, we've, this has kind of come up on the show before.

• 1:19:11Speaker 03

  Cause you're jerking off to them anyway.

• 1:19:13Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We talked about it being his firstborn child technically, and it's like, again, not really.

• 1:19:21Speaker 03

  Not really, no.

• 1:19:22Stavros Halkias?

  If you, if they adopt this kid, I mean, look, do the paperwork, so you're not, so you're not legally, so you don't want them to be like child support or whatever.

• 1:19:30Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:19:30Stavros Halkias?

  But if they're, all they're saying is, you're really close to, we don't know that you've been harboring this weird sexual fantasy.

• 1:19:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:19:37Stavros Halkias?

  You've been wanting to take our, uh, men's jeans off us and eat our pussies. You've been wanting to get our carpenter cut boot, our bootcut jeans off us and our overalls. Uh, but like, like, They just, that's not, I, I, I go back to thinking that's not your kid. I mean, I know obviously biologically it is, but it's like, they like you enough to want to genetically-

• 1:20:02Speaker 03

  And they tested, they said, test you out, see if you're healthy. And they don't actually breed someone like you who asks dumbass questions.

• 1:20:10Speaker 03

  Socially inept idiot.

• 1:20:12Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:13Stavros Halkias?

  It's also very, like, again, I think about my lesbian friend couples. And like, that's not, of all the threesomes I've wanted.

• 1:20:23Speaker 03

  Right, right.

• 1:20:23Stavros Halkias?

  It's not like a, a girl in overall baking a quiche.

• 1:20:26Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:20:27Stavros Halkias?

  And her wife who looks exactly like me. You know what I mean? Like, that's not the two people I wanna fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:34Speaker 03

  Who's your barber?

• 1:20:39Stavros Halkias?

  So that's, I mean, I get, I don't know, maybe these are two femme, or maybe this guy's into that, who knows?

• 1:20:44Speaker 03

  It's interesting, that's an interesting perspective.

• 1:20:46Stavros Halkias?

  Or maybe he's in love with them because they're so close that maybe he's in love.

• 1:20:49Speaker 03

  They're kinda cute, they're good looking, maybe they're-

• 1:20:51Stavros Halkias?

  Who knows?

• 1:20:51Speaker 03

  I've seen some hot ass fucking, like, like lesbians, I'm like, damn, she's pretty, but she's so a guy.

• 1:20:58Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:59Speaker 03

  You know, I've seen them, they're pretty, they'd be like, yo, uh, whoa, if I see a girl go, yo. I'm like, eh, and then they sit like this, like me.

• 1:21:08Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:10Speaker 03

  You know, and crush your legs.

• 1:21:11Stavros Halkias?

  No matter what the-

• 1:21:12Speaker 03

  Have some mystery, Jesus.

• 1:21:14Stavros Halkias?

  Cross your legs? Yeah, I mean, look dude, uh, I guess we don't know, it's just very funny to secretly wanna fuck your friends this long. Um, don't act, I, I don't even believe him, this felt, sounds kinda fake, to ask-

• 1:21:28Speaker 03

  You think sometimes they come up with some bullshit for you?

• 1:21:31Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, this feels a little fake to me. Uh, but anyway, you're first born, what are you talking about? You're not a fucking landed lord in England. He has nothing, they, they have no legal right because you jacked off in a solo cup and one of his moms squirted in her pussy.

• 1:21:45Speaker 03

  Solo cup, specific, I like- Not Dixie solo, nice.

• 1:21:50Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, they got the good stuff at this, uh, this place, but yeah, whatever, man. You're fine. Uh, just fuck someone who's not your, you know, fuck regular, fuck somebody who's not your friend who's also in a marriage, who's also lesbian. Like you, that's three strikes right there. Wrong orientation, close friend, married.

• 1:22:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:11Stavros Halkias?

  Not the kind of people you want to fuck. So, but yeah, if you want to be, if you feel comfortable and you're good with that, then yeah, I would, I would lend my jizz to a friend. I don't think they should want it. I think my genes should be fucking out of the gene pool. I want to bring in my fam- more of my family into the world, but if somebody asks, I would lend them my jizz.

• 1:22:31Speaker 03

  Stavros. That's Kojak, he would call Stavros. That's his, uh, I just love that. Stavros, I think, cause I love, I still watch Kojak.

• 1:22:41Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah. The first bit of Greek representation on TV, Kojak.

• 1:22:45Speaker 03

  Kojak, I mean, little ball headed Greek dude on TV. Who loves you, baby?

• 1:22:49Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, who loves you, baby?

• 1:22:50Speaker 03

  And he can speak Greek too. And was best friends with Jennifer Aniston's dad, who was a soap opera star.

• 1:22:57Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, hell yeah.

• 1:22:58Speaker 03

  And he has a picture of Jennifer Aniston in his arms as a baby.

• 1:23:01Stavros Halkias?

  That's hilarious.

• 1:23:02Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, Godfather. That's the Godfather.

• 1:23:05Stavros Halkias?

  We're bringing back Greek control of Hollywood, folks.

• 1:23:07Speaker 03

  Telly Savalas.

• 1:23:08Stavros Halkias?

  This podcast is ground zero for it.

• 1:23:11Speaker 03

  Greeks.

• 1:23:12Stavros Halkias?

  Greeks.

• 1:23:12Speaker 03

  I have a good line too, in one of the episodes, this dude, uh, Kojak comes in and he's making fun of everybody. He says, he goes, uh, um, he said, what, what are you in here? Why are you here, Kojak? Are you here to work on your, your nightclub act? And he goes, and in his lawyer's day, he goes, hey counselor, tell your man to keep his mouth shut, or he'll be a next contestant for a get well card, right? And he goes, yo, you see, he's threatening me. He's threatening me. He goes, Greeks, we don't threaten, we order prophecy.

• 1:23:46Speaker 03

  That's the fucking coldest shit.

• 1:23:49Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:49Speaker 03

  And I'm thinking all this.

• 1:23:50Stavros Halkias?

  But I guess a fucking Egyptian wrote him for him. Oh, Godfrey.

• 1:23:54Speaker 03

  Well, brother, that's how I suckered you into that.

• 1:23:59Speaker 03

  My whole point was the black man.

• 1:24:01Stavros Halkias?

  I guess some fucking Algerian sent it to him.

• 1:24:04Speaker 03

  Wrote it on a note card. See, that's the thing, brother. I'm, I'm baiting you with the bullshit.

• 1:24:13Stavros Halkias?

  What else we got, Elvis?

• 1:24:17Speaker 05

  Hey, stop. Um, I started listening to your show to do research on boys.

• 1:24:21Stavros Halkias?

  Nice.

• 1:24:22Speaker 05

  And I thought maybe you could help me out. The last four or five guys that I hooked up with have either not been able to get it up, or, and/or, they last like less than three minutes.

• 1:24:33Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, both is tough.

• 1:24:34Speaker 05

  There's like, what's going on? Is there anything I'm doing wrong?

• 1:24:39Stavros Halkias?

  No.

• 1:24:39Speaker 05

  Maybe you can like, give them another discount code on the dick pills, cause

• 1:24:44Stavros Halkias?

  Promocode.

• 1:24:44Speaker 05

  I'm really starting to take it personally.

• 1:24:48Speaker 05

  And I'm just, yeah, I'm disappointed and confused.

• 1:24:51Stavros Halkias?

  Sure. Sure, this is, this is an epidemic of not getting your dick hard.

• 1:24:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, so what is she, yeah.

• 1:24:57Stavros Halkias?

  She's basically like, she's, the last four or five guys she's hooked up with have either not been able to get hard or busted fast. And so now she's starting to take it personal, but... She's getting a lot of weak dick out there. I don't think that's her. I think that's just the state of American, American male youth right now. Dick, dick game is down, health outcomes are down.

• 1:25:19Speaker 03

  There's a lot of depression, too.

• 1:25:20Stavros Halkias?

  People are depressed. They're fatter than ever. They're, uh, you know, who knows what's in vapes that hurts your dick. Vaping. You know what I mean?

• 1:25:27Speaker 03

  Also, there's a lot of stuff being put into foods. Now, they're getting, making shit worse.

• 1:25:31Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:32Speaker 03

  It's infecting that. Also, I think after Me Too movement, along with LGBTQ, this whole thing against heterosexual shit, the manhood has been attacked, I think.

• 1:25:42Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, but you're, you're already fucked. Your dick's out, your dick, we can't blame soft cock on Me Too. We can't, I think once your dick's out, we can throw away all the societal stuff. Dick is out, she's, she's tugging on it, hoping to get anything out of it.

• 1:25:59Speaker 03

  It's, he's just impotent, I guess. He just...

• 1:26:01Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I think there's some impotence going on.

• 1:26:03Speaker 03

  Maybe pressure of performance.

• 1:26:05Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 1:26:05Speaker 03

  Um, and it's, but she said another guy came quick. Maybe it was that good.

• 1:26:10Stavros Halkias?

  That's true. I don't understand why the coming quick is making you feel bad.

• 1:26:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:26:14Stavros Halkias?

  You know? Let's throw that out. Let's just focus on the soft cock.

• 1:26:16Speaker 03

  It depends on the minutes, though. If it's not like twenty, because women say like, twenty minutes is decent. That's, that's when I...

• 1:26:21Stavros Halkias?

  Twenty minutes of penetration.

• 1:26:23Speaker 03

  But if it's like, one, two, uh, uh, then it's like, what the fuck?

• 1:26:25Stavros Halkias?

  Hold on a second here. Twenty minutes of penetration, or the whole act is twenty minutes?

• 1:26:30Speaker 03

  Oh, twenty, I don't know. I guess, what is the average? I think they said the average of a good sex...

• 1:26:34Stavros Halkias?

  Of actual penetration?

• 1:26:35Speaker 03

  A good sex, like, round, is like, twenty minutes? Or something.

• 1:26:41Stavros Halkias?

  I.

• 1:26:41Speaker 03

  I go longer than that, though.

• 1:26:42Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, three to seven minutes going to AI. And that sounds a lot more like it to me.

• 1:26:48Speaker 03

  That's.

• 1:26:49Stavros Halkias?

  Of pure penetration? Nah, bro. Twenty minutes is nuts.

• 1:26:53Speaker 03

  Is that long?

• 1:26:54Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, relax, dude.

• 1:26:55Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:26:56Stavros Halkias?

  Come on with this. Oh, I don't. Oh, shucks. Wait, that's a long time? Oh, that's just me getting warmed up.

• 1:27:03Speaker 03

  I thought, hey, man.

• 1:27:04Stavros Halkias?

  You fucking know it's a long time.

• 1:27:07Speaker 03

  Hey, man, that's just one side of the coochie, man.

• 1:27:11Stavros Halkias?

  This isn't you information to you Godfrey.

• 1:27:14Speaker 03

  Here's the thing about what the Greeks had learned from the Egyptians.

• 1:27:17Stavros Halkias?

  You are and how everyone's fucked you over. You've been around forever, but you don't know twenty minutes of penetration is a long time.

• 1:27:24Speaker 03

  Forty-five minutes was like a normal, like with the foreplay.

• 1:27:27Stavros Halkias?

  No, with the foreplay, sure. I'll give you eating pussy, finger popping, the whole.

• 1:27:32Speaker 03

  That's what I mean.

• 1:27:32Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 1:27:33Speaker 03

  It's a combination of shit.

• 1:27:35Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, not penetrate. Twenty minutes of pure penetration.

• 1:27:38Speaker 03

  I mean, that's good. I mean, twenty to thirty.

• 1:27:41Stavros Halkias?

  Of, no, no, no, no, no, no. Thirty, we're talking the whole thing is twenty to thirty.

• 1:27:46Speaker 03

  I mean, I think.

• 1:27:47Stavros Halkias?

  You think actual penetration is twenty to thirty minutes?

• 1:27:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, but if it depends.

• 1:27:52Stavros Halkias?

  Respect.

• 1:27:52Speaker 03

  You watching TV together, you smashing, like, I love this commercial.

• 1:27:56Stavros Halkias?

  We're talking, I'm saying just ins- time spent inside.

• 1:28:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, I go longer than that.

• 1:28:02Stavros Halkias?

  Wow.

• 1:28:03Speaker 03

  No, but I'm saying it's not like you're going all day.

• 1:28:07Stavros Halkias?

  Uh huh.

• 1:28:07Speaker 03

  It's different.

• 1:28:08Stavros Halkias?

  You're pacing yourself.

• 1:28:09Speaker 03

  You're in mode, just you laying this way.

• 1:28:11Stavros Halkias?

  Africans take a marathon approach to sex as well.

• 1:28:13Speaker 03

  Well, you know. I know, but it's like, white porn guys and black porn guys, black porn guys stay in it.

• 1:28:21Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 1:28:22Speaker 03

  Whites just be like.

• 1:28:22Stavros Halkias?

  No, no.

• 1:28:24Speaker 03

  Look at that fucking bitch. Yeah.

• 1:28:29Speaker 03

  Fuck it. Yeah.

• 1:28:34Speaker 03

  Black dudes be like this, chill.

• 1:28:37Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, no, no.

• 1:28:38Speaker 03

  Chill out, chill out, just sit on it.

• 1:28:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, there's no sitting on it.

• 1:28:41Speaker 03

  Chill on it, watch this, I'm flexing, I'm flexing, I'm flexing, feel that? Oh, yeah.

• 1:28:45Stavros Halkias?

  There's no catching a fucking ep of something while my dick's inside, certainly not. I'm not doing, I'm not leisurely fucking, I'm in there. I'm really in there for that three to seven.

• 1:28:56Speaker 03

  You're like a baby still, I'm in and I'm out.

• 1:28:58Stavros Halkias?

  Exactly, clear, clear. I'm knocking down doors.

• 1:29:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, you shoot up the club and you're out of there.

• 1:29:07Stavros Halkias?

  How long did it take them to find and kill Bill Nodden? That's, that's how long.

• 1:29:11Speaker 03

  Came in, boom, I had my tactical team, bam, came in, shot up the club, out, clear. Clear, clear, clear, clear. Came in with the night scopes, boom.

• 1:29:23Stavros Halkias?

  Exactly. Yeah, listen, I think there's plenty of bad cock, generationally out there. And it's not your fault, it's truly not your fault, I would say.

• 1:29:36Speaker 03

  I'm right here anytime you need one.

• 1:29:39Stavros Halkias?

  Godfrey's in here, you know. But unfortunately, there's a, there's a lot of bad dick going around for the youth. And look, you're talking to a man who, you know, pops a dick pill, even though I'm 36. Yeah, I'll get in there, when I really want to impress someone. Day to day, I'll have normal, you know.

• 1:29:59Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:30:00Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:01Speaker 03

  I don't know if you remember Johnny, wow, good stuff. I did not know that.

• 1:30:06Speaker 03

  That is wild.

• 1:30:09Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, when I want to, when I want to really, I can't be, I need to like, put, when I need to put a good effort in, I'll take a dick pill and it's, I will say, it's psychological more than anything.

• 1:30:21Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:30:22Stavros Halkias?

  Because this has happened to me where I will fuck and been like, whoa, like, okay. I was, I'll be like, I'm not that impressed with that dick pill. And then, like, an hour later, my dick will get harder than it's ever been. And I'm like, whoa, the dick pill, it turns out the dick pill was inside you all along. You know, where it's like, I find out later. The dick pill, I just mistimed it or whatever. But for me, it was like, what used to happen to me when I was younger was when I really liked a girl, my dick just wouldn't get hard the first couple of times because I was like nervous that I would fuck up. And then when I got over that, it was awesome with somebody you cared about. And that's, so it's like, that could be happening. I also think probably they're insanely unhealthy. That's also part, that's my issue.

• 1:31:05Speaker 03

  That's why the pressure is, on men is, I think, way higher because a girl's just got a hole, man. And that has to grow.

• 1:31:12Stavros Halkias?

  From a technical standpoint, you're right.

• 1:31:14Speaker 03

  It's just a hole. I just like to make it a layman's term. There's a hole.

• 1:31:19Stavros Halkias?

  Let's not get technical. You're right.

• 1:31:20Speaker 03

  And then now we gotta make sure, you know, the pressure is on us.

• 1:31:24Stavros Halkias?

  The pressure of performance, I think, is definitely, yeah, especially in a hookup scenario.

• 1:31:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, they don't have to do, they don't really have.

• 1:31:31Stavros Halkias?

  Although if you're digging, I do think, I think the flip side of that is that they're not busting, right? If you're not, like a guy, once you're, once you're getting it going in a hookup, random hookup, you're gonna bust. A woman's probably not coming from a completely random, I think, though, most guys aren't really giving it their all with a completely random situation. But at the same time, from a just getting it up standpoint, yes, there's a lot of pressure. And I would not, I would not be negative on yourself. This is, they have bad dick is really the problem here. And unfortunately, you're just gonna come across a lot of that and, you know. I would say give them, dose them with dick pills, tell them to use promo code Stavi.

• 1:32:14Stavros Halkias?

  Do we have a, what's our most recent, uh, do we have anything going?

• 1:32:17Speaker 03

  I think we have a few floating, don't we?

• 1:32:20Stavros Halkias?

  Hopefully by this, by the time this episode comes out, you know, we'll have the right sponsor for your.

• 1:32:25Speaker 03

  Try, try promo code Stavi for any of the dick pills.

• 1:32:31Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, yes, you know, we have a, we have a, you know, you're not the only pitch man here, Godfrey.

• 1:32:40Stavros Halkias?

  I'm also.

• 1:32:41Speaker 03

  For 99 cents?

• 1:32:45Stavros Halkias?

  Yo, so.

• 1:32:46Speaker 03

  Stavros.

• 1:32:47Stavros Halkias?

  I don't have my own personal dick pills, no, but.

• 1:32:49Speaker 03

  But you have.

• 1:32:50Stavros Halkias?

  For a company.

• 1:32:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know, I know.

• 1:32:52Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, that's not a bad idea. We should get in there, my own dick pills.

• 1:32:57Speaker 03

  Stavros.

• 1:32:57Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, some Greek themed thing.

• 1:32:59Speaker 03

  Pose it up, man, Stavros.

• 1:33:01Stavros Halkias?

  We'll figure it out.

• 1:33:02Speaker 03

  I'm telling you.

• 1:33:02Stavros Halkias?

  We'll figure it out.

• 1:33:03Speaker 03

  You gotta take an excerpt. From Kojak and use Stavros.

• 1:33:09Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:09Speaker 03

  I'm being shit from.

• 1:33:10Stavros Halkias?

  No, you're right, you're right, yeah, yeah.

• 1:33:12Speaker 03

  I'm not.

• 1:33:12Stavros Halkias?

  Sampling, sampling for something would be good, yeah, yeah.

• 1:33:15Speaker 03

  I'm tell, you know what? Fuck that. I'm watching, I'mma watch Kojak and I'm gonna record off my television. I'mma send you that whole excerpt.

• 1:33:23Stavros Halkias?

  Get it on the soundboard for the show. Yeah, we will put it on the soundboard, that's a great idea.

• 1:33:27Speaker 03

  It'll be fucking fire. Stavros.

• 1:33:30Stavros Halkias?

  All right, play something else, little eldest. Do a couple more calls here.

• 1:33:34Speaker 05

  Yo, what's good, Stav, eldest, esteemed guest? I'm calling about my friend who is pretty much a leftist incel. And not like some punk ass weak lib. He's like serious pro Palestine militant leftist. And he's a brutal dude to hang out with. He's the type of guy who just makes everything political. And he's like, right, but it's really hard and we're both in our late 30s. And I can tell, bro, just wants a genuine connection with women, but he is classically scaring the hoes.

• 1:34:11Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:11Speaker 05

  And so I'm just wondering, man, do you have any advice on how I can talk to him or advice straight for him on how to care about good things? But also be a little more chill about it. All right, man. Thank you so much for the work you do. Peace and love.

• 1:34:27Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:29Stavros Halkias?

  Scaring the hoes, he's too milit, I mean, look, he's, he's got the right politics, but yeah, you don't want, you don't need to bring them up when you're trying to get pussy. Like, it doesn't have to, like, the crimes, the crimes being committed against the Palestinian people don't have to come up at happy hour. You know what I mean?

• 1:34:46Speaker 03

  True.

• 1:34:46Stavros Halkias?

  You don't have to talk about genocide when we're trying to get pussy.

• 1:34:48Speaker 03

  Here's a way to dry them up, the pussy.

• 1:34:50Stavros Halkias?

  It's good to know that we're on the same page and you'd like to be with someone who agrees with you.

• 1:34:54Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:34:55Stavros Halkias?

  But let's get sucked off first. You know what I mean?

• 1:34:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:34:59Stavros Halkias?

  Let's worry, let's, let's, order of operations, let's get sucked off. Second, you ask them how they feel about Israel, all right?

• 1:35:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, he cock blocks himself.

• 1:35:06Stavros Halkias?

  Exactly. And this, and by the way, this can happen too. Like anytime someone is very into something, they can kind of retreat within them, within that too much. That becomes like a place of comfort, no matter what you're into. Uh, and, and you kind of see, and you hide within your beliefs or you hide within anything. And unfortunately, being a good member of like society, being a good, actually putting some of your politics into practice also means talking to other people in a non scary way. You know what I mean?

• 1:35:39Speaker 03

  Read the room.

• 1:35:40Stavros Halkias?

  Totally read the room.

• 1:35:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's.

• 1:35:42Stavros Halkias?

  Totally read the room.

• 1:35:43Speaker 03

  You know what it's like, it's, that's why I'm surprised that some of these fucking politicians have um cute wives. Cause some of these fucking bozos.

• 1:35:51Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:52Speaker 03

  So extreme that their actually wives are the kind of decent looking. You're like, how the fuck did you get that broad? Power.

• 1:35:57Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:58Speaker 03

  Forgot.

• 1:35:59Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, power's important.

• 1:35:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, but it's like.

• 1:36:01Stavros Halkias?

  But this guy's not that, right?

• 1:36:02Speaker 03

  I don't know how he's screwing it up. He must be really like, hey ladies, what do you think about the war?

• 1:36:08Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I, I.

• 1:36:09Speaker 03

  I mean, you know what I mean? It's like, what the fuck are you doing?

• 1:36:11Stavros Halkias?

  I think probably he just, if he's starting from this place, he probably just doesn't have a rich social life to begin with.

• 1:36:18Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:36:18Stavros Halkias?

  And it's like, look, this is the kind of thing where we're glad he's on this side, but the way this fucks your brain up is the same as incels on the right. Where it's like your dogma is what's, is all that's important. Because you're not getting pussy, you spend more time on message boards about, you know, this shit. Where it's like, he needs to under, and I think couching in those terms of, if you're serious about these politics, you have to be able to talk to regular people, right? If he, if that's, if it's his most important thing in life, which it sounds like he's really into, then tell him like, dude, you have to go work on your social skills.

• 1:36:52Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:36:52Stavros Halkias?

  For that, for the cause.

• 1:36:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:36:54Stavros Halkias?

  And then while we're at it, why don't we talk to some women? You know what I mean? And it's like, let's, let's, cause he, he does want that. He does want a connection, he says it. And it's like, it's not easy, but you're gonna have to just go out and like, just make friends and, like what is your social circle is one big question I have. And who does he talk to?

• 1:37:13Speaker 03

  Should this guy stick around with this guy? Like dude, if he's gonna keep doing that shit, fucking don't be around him. Or tell him.

• 1:37:20Stavros Halkias?

  If it's his boy though.

• 1:37:22Speaker 03

  That, tell him. Well, first of all, that's why I'm surrounding myself with people that tell me about myself.

• 1:37:27Stavros Halkias?

  For sure.

• 1:37:27Speaker 03

  They go, dude, you fucking up the pussy like that. What the fuck are you doing? Fuck are you doing? You can't do, the Greeks stole their shit from Egypt.

• 1:37:39Speaker 03

  Cause I've even done that with women that, you know, even, I've been on one of those things where I'm ranting about some race stuff. With a black woman and they were like, now?

• 1:37:49Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:37:50Speaker 03

  Even now, I'm like, alright, yeah. And I go, oh, you're right.

• 1:37:54Stavros Halkias?

  You're right.

• 1:37:54Speaker 03

  At least I have the wherewithal to go.

• 1:37:55Stavros Halkias?

  For sure.

• 1:37:56Speaker 03

  You know what? It's too much, you know, just because she, I don't wanna hear that shit right now.

• 1:38:01Stavros Halkias?

  I, I think the problem with this guy is, I don't even think he gets there, right? It sounds like he's just straight, he's just on the incel timeline.

• 1:38:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:38:09Stavros Halkias?

  And I think the politics are almost secondary. I think, what I would say to this guy, if you wanna get your friend to talk to women, make a connection, he's just gonna have to, it's almost like, it doesn't, his politics don't really matter right now.

• 1:38:23Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:38:23Stavros Halkias?

  What matters is go, just get it, do him, queer eye him a little bit, you know what I mean? Like, if he's in his late 30s, you say he's a brutal dude, like, get him a fucking shirt. Get him a haircut.

• 1:38:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:38:34Stavros Halkias?

  Like, fucking, go do more fun shit.

• 1:38:38Speaker 03

  Spa.

• 1:38:39Stavros Halkias?

  Like, like, before you start worrying about talking to women, you have to just talk to anyone. Before you worry about a dating life, you have to have a social life? So go do some shit, go to bars with him, go fucking, join a bowling league for fuck's sake, like, just random, go to like, parties, whatever.

• 1:38:54Speaker 03

  Build up his.

• 1:38:55Stavros Halkias?

  You gotta build that shit up slowly.

• 1:38:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:38:57Stavros Halkias?

  And that's, I mean, this is a, this is kinda the advice we give to all incels, this is like, find something about yourself you wanna change, and slowly work on it, cause just making progress helps your confidence. All of this is ultimately confidence based.

• 1:39:10Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 1:39:11Stavros Halkias?

  Um, so yeah, that's what I would say, and then the, the politics are almost secondary in this case. But I get, I get, you know.

• 1:39:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:39:18Stavros Halkias?

  Good, good on him for being on the right side of things, but that doesn't matter when you're trying to get head. You can't cash in your I'm correct suck me off tokens.

• 1:39:28Speaker 03

  Hey ladies Netanyahu, where we going?

• 1:39:33Stavros Halkias?

  He should be in jail, right? That's not how it works.

• 1:39:39Speaker 03

  I work for the Mossad.

• 1:39:44Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it would be funny if he just switches up immediately if some hot Mossad like honeypot goes to him. He's like, you know what? I've been thinking about it. It's actually, they're actually right. If he's getting like Cash Patel, he's getting his weird Israeli fake girlfriend.

• 1:40:02Speaker 03

  How did that goofy score that shit? Fuck out of here.

• 1:40:06Stavros Halkias?

  I think we all know.

• 1:40:09Speaker 03

  No, definitely. That is, oh, man.

• 1:40:12Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, dude. She's fucking, she's rising up the ranks right now. This is her assignment. They're gonna owe her one after this assignment.

• 1:40:22Stavros Halkias?

  Give us another one, Eldis.

• 1:40:27Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, no worries. Take your time, man. How could you have fucking imagined I'd ask you to do this?

• 1:40:34Stavros Halkias?

  Great.

• 1:40:36Stavros Halkias?

  Awesome, dude.

• 1:40:37Speaker 05

  Hey, Starfellow. Hey, Eldis. I have a sticky situation, right? So I've been seeing this woman for a while. We both have been unhappy in our relationships and.

• 1:40:52Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm, sneaking around.

• 1:40:54Speaker 05

  And we've been, you know, together for like seven, eight months. And I had left my previous partner to be with her. And she got scared last minute because she's been with the same person.

• 1:41:14Stavros Halkias?

  Uh oh.

• 1:41:14Speaker 05

  For 15 years.

• 1:41:18Stavros Halkias?

  She made you break up with your girlfriend to be her side bitch?

• 1:41:21Speaker 05

  She doesn't feel confident in change and he's been emotionally abusing her, neglecting her. All the bad misogynistic narcissistic stuff you can do to a woman in a relationship, right?

• 1:41:34Speaker 05

  And I did all the right steps to get to the point where I'm like, ready and you know, all my friends are supporting me and my family and stuff. Even the, the girlfriend gave her, her blessing because she kept worrying about her feelings. And she got scared and she has said that she loves me too much. She's in love with me and the pain of everything, the unknown of that she feels like a burden, she feels like she's too much and that eventually I'm going to leave her. When, and she's talking about, that never happened, that's not tangible.

• 1:42:17Speaker 05

  And I just wanted advice to really see what can I do? And what should I do? Cause I just don't know. So thanks guys.

• 1:42:27Stavros Halkias?

  So I'm sorry, this guy's in love with a woman. So is he cheating with, is he fucked her?

• 1:42:34Speaker 03

  They were cheating. He said, it sounds like they have fucked, but he left his girl. He left his girl? Yeah. To be with this one? Yeah, but then

• 1:42:43Stavros Halkias?

  At the last moment, she got cold feet.

• 1:42:45Speaker 03

  Yeah. She, she's still with her, with her boyfriend and she Ah, fuck. And she's been with her guy for like 15 years. He says, he says the guy's like emotionally abusive. But this dumbass left his girl to get with her. She's like, no, leave him.

• 1:43:00Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:43:01Speaker 03

  Aw.

• 1:43:02Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. I mean, you got God did it.

• 1:43:05Speaker 03

  Look at you.

• 1:43:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. This is no good. Yeah, that was pretty stupid, dude. That was dumb. That was dumb.

• 1:43:18Stavros Halkias?

  And even what he's saying now is like, he's, I mean, hearing, hearing it repeated is so stupid.

• 1:43:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:43:26Stavros Halkias?

  She's, she loves you too much. Did you hear that? She loves you too much. She's scared you're gonna leave her. So what? She'll just never be with you? You know how fucking stupid that sounds, dude? Like, is she in a fucked up relationship? Maybe. I don't know, right? Is she brainwashed by this person? Man, I don't fucking know. But I can tell you, she's not, doesn't, whatever she claims to love you too much. She's not gonna be with you and it's like the more you make yourself available to her, the more she just kinda has her cake and eats it too.

• 1:43:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:43:57Stavros Halkias?

  If you get to just sort of be her crutch through this abuse, if this is an abusive relationship, like you say, you're her emotional outlet.

• 1:44:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:44:05Stavros Halkias?

  But you're not her fucking, you're not dating her. So the only thing you can do is tell her like, okay, I don't know, you could be like, look, whatever you wanna say about this stuff, that's fine. I wanna be with you, but I'm not gonna be like your side bitch here. I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna watch you stay in a relationship as bad for you. And also, you could also be like, you're essentially cheating on me with him now. I consider if, now that you told me you wanted to be together, you not leaving him is immaterial to me, cuz we were in a relationship as far as I'm concerned. You're chea-, as far as I'm concerned, you're cheating on me. Unless you're over, unless you're breaking off with this guy, we can't even talk. Now, maybe she doesn't give a fuck, maybe she's trying to break it off with you,

• 1:44:47Stavros Halkias?

  and that's what she wants is to lead you there, but either way.

• 1:44:51Speaker 03

  But why would you, she's all fucked up.

• 1:44:53Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 1:44:54Speaker 03

  She's gonna go from that to you, 15 years of that shit?

• 1:44:57Stavros Halkias?

  That's a good point.

• 1:44:58Speaker 03

  You moron.

• 1:44:59Stavros Halkias?

  That is a good, that's a good, yeah.

• 1:45:01Speaker 03

  Cuz she's damaged dude.

• 1:45:03Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:45:03Speaker 03

  And you think it's gonna be better with you? And then this dude, and the dude who she's with, he's not giving that up. It's gonna be a fight, I think, you know what I mean?

• 1:45:13Stavros Halkias?

  Even if he does, you're right.

• 1:45:14Speaker 03

  She's fucked up.

• 1:45:15Stavros Halkias?

  Leaving a 15 year relationship, you don't go right from that to an awesome, healthy, happy one.

• 1:45:20Speaker 03

  Fuck, no, that's, nah, he's trying to be captain, save him, whatever the fuck. And he's not gonna, it's just dumb. You know the moment he told her, it just became so real for her and she was like, fuck, why'd you do that?

• 1:45:31Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. She was expecting, she just wanted to double cheat together. And then like, and then you would get, you would get like guilty and break it off or some shit.

• 1:45:41Speaker 03

  She's fucked up. She's like, yeah, that, you know, it's fucked up.

• 1:45:44Stavros Halkias?

  She's got a lot of shit going on, for sure.

• 1:45:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:45:46Stavros Halkias?

  So, yeah, dude, I don't know, look.

• 1:45:48Speaker 03

  How about this, jackass?

• 1:45:52Speaker 03

  I don't know how they take that.

• 1:45:53Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:45:54Speaker 03

  But yeah, don't play, you played yourself with that, man. You better go make amends with the one you left, hopefully.

• 1:46:00Stavros Halkias?

  Or just go, I mean, that was probably a bad relationship, too.

• 1:46:02Speaker 03

  It's just bad, just you don't wanna be in that shit. And it's, and it can be physically dangerous too, you gotta be careful with that kinda shit.

• 1:46:08Stavros Halkias?

  That is a good point.

• 1:46:09Speaker 03

  Be. These motherfuckers are shit, man. You don't want someone running up on you, man.

• 1:46:14Stavros Halkias?

  Especially if you're saying this guy's abusive and narcissistic. It's like, that's exactly the kind of guy you're right, who could fucking go crazy.

• 1:46:20Speaker 03

  Oh, no doubt.

• 1:46:21Stavros Halkias?

  So, look, you're gonna have to walk away completely and say like, this isn't, you know, this isn't fair to me, which is true. And if she wants to hop back in, if she wants to break up with this guy and figure her shit out for a little bit and then come see you, that's one thing. But you can't beg her to leave this, because this will never work if you do that.

• 1:46:39Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:46:40Stavros Halkias?

  It already probably won't, if I'm being honest with you. But there's no way unless you make a real clear, if you really stand up for yourself, set a boundary, whatever, and then she meets you on your own terms, there's a small chance it could work, but right now, there's no chance it's gonna work.

• 1:46:53Speaker 03

  Ugh.

• 1:46:54Stavros Halkias?

  Give us something fun to go out on here, little Eldis.

• 1:46:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, as we wrap up, yeah.

• 1:46:59Stavros Halkias?

  Let's wrap up on this one.

• 1:47:00Speaker 05

  Hi, Sabros. Hi, Eldis. Whomever might be the guest, been listening since the start. I am a Patreon member.

• 1:47:08Stavros Halkias?

  Thank you, thank you.

• 1:47:09Speaker 05

  All the way either way. But I more or less don't have a question. I have a comment.

• 1:47:14Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm.

• 1:47:15Speaker 05

  It's regarding penis side. Now, I know we focus on that a lot in the podcast. But I don't know if you've noticed, but all the Greek statues you see have little penises.

• 1:47:29Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, I have.

• 1:47:31Speaker 05

  And I was wondering, do you know why that is? I'll tell you.

• 1:47:36Stavros Halkias?

  What?

• 1:47:36Speaker 05

  It used to be thought that if you had a small penis, small balls, you didn't rely on that to be a man. You were more intellectual and you were less of a monster.

• 1:47:47Stavros Halkias?

  Excellent, excellent.

• 1:47:48Speaker 05

  Now, that being said, of course, you have the body of a Greek god and you have the penis of a Greek god. And I just wanna let you know that. And my question, if I had a question was, did you know that? All right. Peace. Thanks for letting me listen.

• 1:48:03Stavros Halkias?

  Sharing a fun fact about...

• 1:48:04Speaker 03

  So, he said if you have a big penis, means you're not as intellectual.

• 1:48:08Stavros Halkias?

  In ancient Greece, exactly.

• 1:48:09Speaker 03

  I told you I wasn't good at math, bro.

• 1:48:12Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, in ancient Greece, back when the world was run correctly.

• 1:48:15Speaker 03

  I can't read either, I tell you that.

• 1:48:18Stavros Halkias?

  These statues...

• 1:48:19Speaker 03

  I'm dyslexic too, my fault.

• 1:48:22Stavros Halkias?

  These statues, you know, this is what a man should be. Small dicked, not one of these, you know, over the top gauche, gigantic penises. None of the, you know, a real man in the ancient Greek ideal, you're having penetrative sex for two to four minutes tops. You're not with some big sloppy dick.

• 1:48:44Speaker 03

  I didn't make, I didn't graduate high school.

• 1:48:49Stavros Halkias?

  It was thought of as ungentlemanly to have a big dick.

• 1:48:53Speaker 03

  How dare you?

• 1:48:54Stavros Halkias?

  And I think that's a simpler time, you know, when things were run the right way.

• 1:48:59Speaker 03

  That's what the Greeks didn't learn from Africa.

• 1:49:02Speaker 03

  That's, that's what, that's when they hadn't reached Africa yet.

• 1:49:05Stavros Halkias?

  That was our own invention?

• 1:49:08Stavros Halkias?

  That was, we got to Africa, we were like, now this is reprobulous.

• 1:49:11Speaker 03

  That's not, that's nothing that has to do with us.

• 1:49:13Stavros Halkias?

  Get this out, get that out of my face. I can't believe how they carry on. We'll keep the math, but the cock size on the statues are despicable.

• 1:49:23Speaker 03

  That was all Greek. That was an isolated incident right there. I don't know why I'm using this 70's voice to act like Egyptians.

• 1:49:32Speaker 03

  That's a weird juxtaposition. Everybody's Eddie Murphy now. Listen, man, that wasn't us, baby. Why am I talking like a 70's drug dealer?

• 1:49:42Stavros Halkias?

  Well, that's a fun tidbit and I do, I do recall, thank you for sharing that with us, my friend. Godfrey, thanks for coming on the podcast.

• 1:49:49Speaker 03

  This is badass, man.

• 1:49:50Stavros Halkias?

  This was very fun. Anytime you want to come back, we'd love to have you.

• 1:49:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'd have it.

• 1:49:53Stavros Halkias?

  Absolutely.

• 1:49:53Speaker 03

  Oh, fuck yeah.

• 1:49:54Stavros Halkias?

  Come back anytime. Check out the special, guys. Rebel with the Cause in theaters. We'll link it, we'll link it to it.

• 1:50:01Speaker 03

  First week in February.

• 1:50:02Stavros Halkias?

  First week in February.

• 1:50:03Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 1:50:03Stavros Halkias?

  And yeah, we will see you guys next time. Bye bye.

• 1:50:06Speaker 03

  Bye bye.

• 1:50:17Speaker 03

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• 1:50:48Stavros Halkias?

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