Bonus #143 - McDade's Maniacs Vol. 7 w/ Shane O'Connor [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Ringleader of lunatics JP McDade is back, tapping Shane O'Connor as the latest maniac in McDade's Maniacs Vol. 7!! The boys discuss the time Shane's therapist completely gave up on him, growing up Catholic, getting humiliated by girls via Snapchat, the night Trump got elected, and much more. Shane, JP and Stav also help callers including a single mom tempted to homewreck her high school boyfriend's relationship after crossing paths with him at a reunion, and a man whose wife is boring in bed except when she comes home tipsy after a night out with the girls. Follow Shane O'Connor: https://shaneocomedy.com/ https://www.instagram.com/plane_shane https://www.youtube.com/@shaneohconnor https://x.com/plain_shane https://www.tiktok.com/@plane_shane Follow JP McDade: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  Hi Tom, hi Elvis. Love your guys' show, listen to it every week.

• 0:05Stavros Halkias?

  Thank you.

• 0:05Speaker 00

  My question for you is, I recently went back to a high school reunion.

• 0:11Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm.

• 0:12Speaker 00

  And I ran into a guy that I used to date, I don't know, mid 2000s. Anyways, life has obviously changed since then. He's been in a long-term partnership, I've just been a single mom in it, living life.

• 0:33Speaker 00

  I kinda got the vibe that things weren't great in his current relationship.

• 0:38Stavros Halkias?

  You got the vibe?

• 0:39Speaker 00

  And he's kinda picking up on something.

• 0:40Stavros Halkias?

  He didn't tell you explicitly? He's currently in a relationship, but because you had a flirty interaction at a nostalgia-filled event with your former boyfriend, you kinda got the vibe.

• 0:56Speaker 02

  You asked him how his wife is, and you're like, "Yeah, she's good." And he said it in a tone of voice, and you're like, "Oh."

• 1:00Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, anyway.

• 1:01Speaker 02

  Single mom dog, why not?

• 1:02Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, exactly. Which, you're right, I'll give you that. If anybody picks up on it, it's a single mother who's like, "Let's get this going." Hit me up, keep going, LD.

• 1:11Speaker 00

  In his current relationship, and kinda picking up on something. Uh, back in the day, probably would've totally slut-bagged it up and jumped his zone. But I refrained, really proud of myself.

• 1:25Stavros Halkias?

  You didn't fuck a guy in a relationship?

• 1:26Speaker 00

  Anyways, I kinda wanted to explore that a little bit more, but I'm trying to figure out the best way to really suss out the situation and figure out if, uh, all split up is on the horizon.

• 1:44Stavros Halkias?

  No.

• 1:45Speaker 00

  Anyways, love to hear your guys' thoughts. Let me know.

• 1:50Stavros Halkias?

  This is awesome, and I respect you. I respect what this is about. I get it, your life is tough. You got, this is a guy you had a connection with, and we all like to romanticize. What if the one that got away comes back to us, whatever?

• 2:07Stavros Halkias?

  You can't, listen, and listen, if he was single, absolutely go for it, but you can't try and fucking break up this guy. Like, stay in, whatever, follow each other on Instagram, like, uh, keep, keep the, the burner warm, right? Keep it on simmer.

• 2:21Speaker 02

  Discern his wife's hair color. Find a wig that matches. Get a hotel room with the lights down low.

• 2:28Speaker 03

  Don't use the same credit card more than once.

• 2:31Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, pay, yeah, pay for, pay for cat, pay for everything in cash. Um, you can't, like, we're, look, we respect dirtbags, but we cannot legally tell you to try and break up this relationship. If you wanna just like, you know, if you want, you, you made a connection, you can kinda soft stalk it. Like, this is a thing men, men think about, like, I, we've all been there, and not just men, I think everybody's sort of like, there's people who are like, on the, you know, to fuck if, if the situation arises list, right? We all have, we all have a list where it's like, you know, if she was ever single, I'm gonna take a shot at it.

• 3:14Stavros Halkias?

  And that's okay, you put him at the top of that list, and you maybe keep an artful eye on his Instagram stories. But to try and make contact with the like, idea that you're sussing out, whether you have a shot at ruining his current relationship? Cause let's say you get, right, and by the way, what are your, what are you trying to get out of this? Are you just trying to fuck this guy? You probably could just fuck him, but when you start a relationship in these circumstances, like, you think, you think this is gonna be serious?

• 3:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:46Stavros Halkias?

  You think if you fucking like cheat, if you like connive to make him cheat?

• 3:50Speaker 02

  You know what they say, people who cheat with you, never cheat again.

• 3:53Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, they definitely don't cheat on you. They just loved you so much that it made them do something they can't even fathom doing to you.

• 4:02Speaker 02

  You defeated every other woman in the world.

• 4:05Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, so, I don't know, man, I don't think, I don't think like actively trying to keep in touch is gonna help.

• 4:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, you know, I think it's, you know, those feelings from high school are always the ones you can trust the most.

• 4:20Speaker 02

  Back when you had it all figured out.

• 4:22Speaker 03

  There's one thing I know 10 years later, I still like that guy from algebra class.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  I had a similar thing at my high school reunion. It was in Westchester, walking down the streets, the lady I was too scared to do anything with. We and I got talking, we're rubbing against each other, we hold hands for a bit, and then like six months later, she's engaged. Like, this is all you need. This is the closure I needed. This lady needs God.

• 4:45Stavros Halkias?

  Wow, hold hands, rubbing up. You really, you really just had like a very like monkly Catholic upbringing.

• 4:54Speaker 03

  Monastic. If they're wearing like a skirt below the knee, I'm like, this is perfect.

• 4:58Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, holding hands counts as a hookup.

• 5:00Speaker 02

  It's like, whoa, I'm gonna not masturbate to this for a long time.

• 5:05Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, wow, this will be what I whip myself to for getting, for getting an erection to this memory.

• 5:12Speaker 02

  That's big respect. Was she like one of the popular girls and then like?

• 5:15Speaker 03

  She was, she did seem out of my league, but then, yeah, we started hanging out a lot. I went to Dairy Queen a couple of times.

• 5:20Speaker 02

  Nice, that's a nice come up.

• 5:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, then just fumbled, fumbled the bag.

• 5:26Stavros Halkias?

  A whole bunch of stuff has a fumbled.

• 5:28Speaker 03

  Showed up at my work one time, invited me to a party at her house. She's like, we're getting drunk. I was like, I'm scared of getting in trouble.

• 5:33Stavros Halkias?

  Wow.

• 5:34Speaker 03

  Tell your friends you're at another person's house sleepover. I was like, my mom will check those horses.

• 5:38Stavros Halkias?

  Oh my god, dude.

• 5:41Speaker 03

  Her husband's losing his hair, so you know.

• 5:43Stavros Halkias?

  There we go.

• 5:44Speaker 02

  That's when you go back in time, you tell your younger self, like, you'll come up with a story for your mom, and even if it doesn't work, whatever.

• 5:50Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 5:51Speaker 02

  It'll be fine.

• 5:51Stavros Halkias?

  That's where you just slap fucking young you, you're like, you're going.

• 5:54Speaker 02

  You slap younger you, and then all of a sudden, you are wearing a leather jacket.

• 5:58Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every slap, you're fucking awesome. Whoa, I'm jacked.

• 6:03Speaker 02

  Whoa, I have a sweet chain.

• 6:06Stavros Halkias?

  You do it too many times, now you're fucking.

• 6:08Speaker 02

  You're in prison.

• 6:13Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, yeah, man. Don't fucking do this. Just, just kind of keep it on the back burner.

• 6:17Speaker 04

  I feel like you just, you know, there's a general air at the high school reunion. You have to move forward.

• 6:23Stavros Halkias?

  Absolutely.

• 6:24Speaker 04

  You're not.

• 6:24Stavros Halkias?

  That's not real life.

• 6:25Speaker 04

  You're not gonna regain, even if you fuck this guy, even if you break up his relationship, it's not gonna give you what you need.

• 6:33Stavros Halkias?

  Totally.

• 6:33Speaker 04

  You have to look to the future.

• 6:34Stavros Halkias?

  You're absolutely correct. Those are like, there are, there is like a magical vibe at a high school reunion where it's like, we're all pretending we're young one more night.

• 6:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:43Stavros Halkias?

  Even he would probably be like, that was fun flirting with that girl.

• 6:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:47Stavros Halkias?

  And then, and then he goes back to his loving relationship. Like, he probably, he probably, there's a really good chance that he regrets even flirting with you. Like, he probably gets back to his house, that he got swept up in the moment, you know, and he's like, I shouldn't have made it seem like me and Barbara on the, you know what I mean? Like, he was probably like, there's a cha-, I'm not saying, there's a chance, it's true, right? For sure. But there's a 50% chance that if he, if you had pushed the envelope that night, you probably could have fucked him, and it would have been like, a huge mistake for him. You know what I mean?

• 7:23Speaker 04

  Like, a life ruining mistake.

• 7:24Stavros Halkias?

  I agree with you. There's the vi-, you know, there's a little vibe going, I did miss my high school reunion and it's now it's, I mean, now we're getting to fucking 20 years.

• 7:32Speaker 04

  Yeah. People are turning on the charm at high school reunions. They're like, up, you know what I mean? Like, they're making conversation and in a way it could seem pretty flirty, even if it's not.

• 7:41Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 7:41Speaker 03

  Yeah. Statistically, someone at that reunion would have fucked her if she just looked around a little bit.

• 7:46Stavros Halkias?

  Hundred percent. But it wasn't about that. She wanted the forbidden fruit.

• 7:49Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 7:51Stavros Halkias?

  Good luck.