Bonus #112 - Live Call Show Vol. 21 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Stavvy and Eldy are back talking directly to the people in Live Call Show Vol. 21!! The boys help callers from Patreon including a woman with a weird overbearing neighbor, a trans woman who went viral on a right-wing meme account, and a goofy lovable past caller who's wondering how he can meet his girlfriend's family when he wants to get really drunk the day before. 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie If you'd like to be a part of future live call episodes, subscribe at www.patreon.com/stavvysworld to get access to the Stavvy's World Discord channel where these live calls are taken. Have a question for a regular episode? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 1:00Speaker 01

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• 1:24Speaker 02

  Hello.

• 1:26Stavros Halkias?

  What's up?

• 1:26Speaker 04

  What's up, friend?

• 1:27Stavros Halkias?

  What's up, Nabalidon?

• 1:30Speaker 02

  Not much. What's up, Senor Sula? He have a healthiest.

• 1:35Stavros Halkias?

  We're just chilling. I'm thinking about making some salmon here in a little bit. Might go see Nosferatu. The night is young, brother. What's going on with you?

• 1:43Speaker 02

  I heard a call on a previous episode that was a similar plight to my own. You said you'd like to get that guy on a live show, and I'm not him.

• 1:55Stavros Halkias?

  Okay. All right, what was it? Fill me in. I don't fucking know what you're talking about.

• 2:01Speaker 02

  All right, it was a guy who was 26, and his little wean oar ain't tasted near a drop of pussy juice. And I guess I'm in a similar predicament myself.

• 2:16Stavros Halkias?

  All right.

• 2:17Speaker 04

  With lingo like you got? You got the gift of gab, baby.

• 2:23Stavros Halkias?

  We'll be talking you to getting your dick sucked any day now. Okay, so what what's going on? You like, let us know what what's where you're at, what what's going on in your life?

• 2:37Speaker 02

  Uh, not much. Been pretty rough recently. Twenty twenty four is a pretty, pretty dog shit year.

• 2:43Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  A lot of bad stuff, I guess.

• 2:49Speaker 02

  Not not currently, you know, employed. You know, so I've been been working on that, been on the old zip recruiter and indeed. I know it's probably something I should sort out before I uh. Try to.

• 3:05Stavros Halkias?

  Well, not necessarily. Where you where you living?

• 3:09Speaker 02

  Uh, I'm in Southern California.

• 3:11Stavros Halkias?

  What's your but what's your situation? You with your parents? You with relatives? You got your you got a place?

• 3:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I'm with I'm with I live with my mom and my older brother.

• 3:22Stavros Halkias?

  Okay. And why do you think? Because you know, we're over here on this podcast, we're a couple late bloomers ourselves. So you know, no judgment whatsoever. Why do you think, you know, you go you went to college and nothing happened? And then what were your what was your life like after college? What do you think? What are some of your personal hangups? Because I can tell you some of mine, but you know, we're trying to figure out, we're trying to diagnose you here. We're trying to get the the root disease of no pussyitis.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, um.

• 3:55Speaker 02

  I don't know. I mean, I guess going to college, I took a lot of uh. HVAC classes, so there weren't really. I don't think there was any women in any of those classes.

• 4:06Stavros Halkias?

  Pussy in the HVAC classes?

• 4:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, it was not. It was all it was all dudes. I mean, some of them were kind of hot, but it's not really my thing, I guess.

• 4:16Stavros Halkias?

  Are you sure? It sounds like maybe you might want to fuck them. It's okay if you do, man.

• 4:22Speaker 02

  I I can appreciate a good looking guy, but I'm not, you know.

• 4:28Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 4:29Speaker 02

  I don't know. There's some long night classes. I'm just saying you get lonely, but.

• 4:33Stavros Halkias?

  So wait, did you go to like fucking trade school?

• 4:37Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, I was at a community college.

• 4:40Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, nothing more. We're big community college proponents here. We're big trade school guys here. So are you get, do you, are you trying to look for like HVAC jobs? Cause I think that's a good idea, honestly.

• 4:53Speaker 02

  Uh, well, uh, not really. I didn't finish the program.

• 4:58Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 5:01Speaker 02

  I think, yeah, I don't know. I just, I don't really think I was like cut out for it. Um.

• 5:08Stavros Halkias?

  Well, what do you want to do?

• 5:13Speaker 02

  Uh, I don't really know. I'm, I'm, I'm just kind of looking for anything at this point.

• 5:21Stavros Halkias?

  What, do you have any passions in general? Even if it's fucking video games, which is what I'm guessing.

• 5:30Speaker 02

  Um, but, but it's kind of funny. I don't know if you remember, but I was there, um, when you, you taped your special at the lodge room.

• 5:40Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, really?

• 5:41Speaker 02

  And, uh, yeah, I was at the center of the front row and you asked me, at the time I was working at a fucking Target.

• 5:47Stavros Halkias?

  Oh shit.

• 5:48Speaker 02

  If I had any like passions in life and I was like, or anything I was looking forward to. And I was like, no, not really.

• 5:55Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, dude, I remember. Holy shit. Wait, did that make it into the special? No, we cut that, right?

• 6:00Speaker 04

  I don't think so.

• 6:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, you cut that.

• 6:03Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I remember that though. Yeah.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, for, for the part of cutting me out of your special, I placed a, a bomb under your seat.

• 6:13Stavros Halkias?

  Oh shit. Is that the ticking sound? After that dude, after that day, you just fucking, wow. So you, you just, you just suffer. You have suffered now for years from a malaise, it sounds like.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, pretty much. Just sort of living for the sake of other people.

• 6:34Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm, okay. All right. Well, look, dude, here's the thing. It's the old adage, the best day to fucking to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best day is today, right? The best time to proactively try and get pussy was, you know, seven years ago. The second best time is right now, right? So, look, like, you just got it. It's, and like I said, we, we were there with you. Took, you know, we fucked before you, but still like, and a big problem for me was a similar thing to you. A little malaise, a little like not being, like, like this feeling that it comes across.

• 7:16Stavros Halkias?

  Um, and like just really feeling like not wanting, not really caring about connecting, being kind of like insecure, whatever. For me, I've said it before, I've said it before. My life changed when I was like, yeah, I'm gonna fucking do, I'm like gonna do comedy, right? Or like, I'm gonna like, where I had like a passion that I pursued. And like for you, brother, look, work doesn't have to be your fucking, it doesn't have to be your, you know, your favorite thing. And when you say you're not cut out for HVAC, I got news for you. You're fucking cut out for HVAC. You're just fucking lazy. And probably your mom kind of coddles you a little bit, if I had to guess, right?

• 7:57Stavros Halkias?

  Going off purely nothing, but being, being a fat mama's boy that didn't want to work hard myself. I just know what the fuck life is like when you're in that mindset. You gotta break out of it and you need to fucking, I don't know what order you want to do this in, but you need to fucking, you need to start feeling, because right now you don't think you deserve to get pussy. In your heart of hearts, you don't think you deserve it. I, I was that way, right? Where it's like you haven't lived up to what you thought your potential is, whatever. So fucking start doing it slowly, bro. Right now, living at home is, you do have some positives, right? No rent, right? Like you can fucking work on yourself.

• 8:38Stavros Halkias?

  Um, you can fucking, you know, hit the gym, whatever. I don't know what you're, I don't know what you're in nutrition, whatever, you know, you're fucking whatever. Just look a little bit better, that'll help you. Go finish a fucking program dude, get a fucking blue collar job. It's okay. You'll make some fucking money, have a little money, eventually get a fucking place to work, to live by yourself. Also, we are very pro sex worker here on this fucking show, right? You're past it being a magical experience, okay? It's not gonna be fu- and by the way, it never is for anybody. It's fucking weird and kinda whatever. And you're just kinda horny right now and you're probably jacking off like a fucking madman.

• 9:22Stavros Halkias?

  Work on yourself a little bit and dangle buying pussy as a carrot, right? Get good grades for a year, buy yourself some, or even a semester, buy yourself some pussy.

• 9:31Speaker 04

  Get any part-time job and save up for your first pussy.

• 9:35Stavros Halkias?

  Buy good pussy, right? Support small business, you know what I mean? Like be a good fucking guy about it. But you gotta shake yourself out of this bullshit like, you know, I'm not, I don't love anything, I don't wanna do anything. You might be a little depressed, go to a fucking, you know, get some, you're probably poor, you probably qualify for Medicaid. I was on Medicaid for years. Go to, I went to a fucking Medicaid therapist. That prob- you probably have some depression issues or you just sound like you're naturally, you know what I mean? Like, like, you have steps to take. You just gotta fucking take them at this point. And it's not, this isn't about getting pussy, this is about you molding yourself into a guy who

• 10:17Stavros Halkias?

  just a right, just finding a little bit of your fucking potential here bud. You know, I'm not saying it's that, the ceiling ain't that high, but we can still get to the ceiling, you know what I mean? So fucking go do a couple, go fucking, yeah, get a part-time job. Get into a fucking like vocational program, whatever the fuck it is. And like, that's, find something that, you know, find something to, you know, just, just improving yourself feels really fucking good, man. Honestly, and I, and maybe I just, it feels good to me cuz all, half my life I just have to constantly we're working, we're doing this shit, but my favorite in the last two years, I've fucking gotten a Netflix special, I've shot a movie.

• 11:01Stavros Halkias?

  I fucking, you know, we got the podcast going off the ground, like I was in fucking, I was in a sitcom. I loved all that stuff, right? Don't get me wrong. I'm not fucking with you. My favorite time, I took three months off and I worked out and I fucking ate right. And I like, thought about how, what I wanted my life to look like. That was more fulfilling for me than all those other cool fucking things I did, right? And take a little advantage of this where you're at right now. You know, you're, you, you're, you're living at home. It's fine. You'd stay a little longer and give yourself three to four months to just fucking improve yourself. Start feeling better. Think about what you want your life to, to live, to look like.

• 11:46Stavros Halkias?

  And you know, get a part-time job, save up, buy a little pussy and then realize this is what I'm missing. And then fucking live your life, brother, and the rest will come. But it's step by step. It's always step by step. You can't tackle it all at once.

• 12:01Speaker 04

  I also want to say, I think it's so beautiful that you're calling from the lodge room crowd work, which frankly, I don't even specifically remember this part.

• 12:12Stavros Halkias?

  I remember it. I remember it.

• 12:14Speaker 04

  I mean, I ki- I kinda remember it, but I don't even remember the specifics, but if you're telling me that, that was four years ago now. Four years ago, Stav asked you, oh, you're working at Target, your life's kinda gay. Well, do you like anything? Does anything get you out of bed in the morning? And you said no. And now through the wormhole of this phone call, we're on the other end of four years.

• 12:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 12:40Speaker 04

  And you still have the same answer.

• 12:42Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 12:42Speaker 04

  The same lack of enthusiasm in your voice. It's like, guess what, buddy? You're 26.

• 12:48Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 12:48Speaker 04

  Another, you're one wormhole away from

• 12:52Stavros Halkias?

  Calling when you're fucking 35.

• 12:54Speaker 04

  30 years old, from being 30 years old. In another four years, do you want Stav to be able to just say his exact same crab work bit to you, verbatim, and it applies? Do you want this?

• 13:08Stavros Halkias?

  Is that what you want, man?

• 13:09Speaker 04

  Do you want to just read a script of this exact whole conversation? And it'll just equally apply to you in another four, in another four years? Or they're like small things. I always, I always think about like, oh man, what if I like, what if over four years of my life, I worked out 20 minutes a day? Something that's like such a

• 13:32Stavros Halkias?

  20 days, four times a week? How much better my life would be?

• 13:36Speaker 04

  Is there even the most tiniest seemingly inconsequential thing like that that you could just start doing now? Forget about pussy, man.

• 13:45Stavros Halkias?

  Truly.

• 13:46Speaker 04

  You're not, you're not ready for it right now. But there are small changes that can add up quick, that can get you to pussy much, much quicker than four years that you would be like shocked.

• 13:58Stavros Halkias?

  Absolutely.

• 13:59Speaker 04

  The work is really like

• 14:01Stavros Halkias?

  You're so close.

• 14:02Speaker 04

  Small things on your mindset that like are so easy, really? You just have to do something.

• 14:08Stavros Halkias?

  Do anything, bro. And look, let this be, let this be, you know, and sorry to put you through incel bootcamp right now, but you need to hear this, okay? From two former incels, you need to hear this, okay? And let this, let this be a fucking another, let this be possibly some motivation. We will start and we will, you will be the inaugural member of our incel hall of, our former incel hall of fame. If you get, if you fucking get a job, if you fucking get a, either get a part-time job you like or start a vocational program, like, we will track your progress. And if you end up with a good job and getting pussy,

• 14:51Stavros Halkias?

  in a like, you know, even like just if you date someone and it goes okay. And this isn't, this isn't, you know, like I said, this is getting in the hall of fame. You can't just have a good season and get in the hall of fame. You have to go from where you are now to being a functioning member of society with your own apartment. We will literally start the in, the former incel hall of fame. And we will enshrine you, we will get a little bust and we will have that. That'll be a part of Stavi's world and you will be the reason we started it, okay? So let that be, if nothing else, let that be your motivation. And, and we'll, and send us progress reports every four months.

• 15:31Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 15:32Stavros Halkias?

  How does that sound buddy? Alright, good.

• 15:35Speaker 02

  That sounds fantastic. It sounds like I have a reason to to get out of bed in the morning now.

• 15:41Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, think about that little plaque we'll put up of you dude. A former incel hall of fame. Um, we'll have, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll decide on the specifics. We still have a long way to go. We have some time to figure it out, but. Start doing some stuff, man. Start improving yourself. You have the time. You have right for now while living at home.

• 15:59Speaker 04

  Anything.

• 16:00Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, alright.

• 16:01Speaker 04

  Grooming.

• 16:02Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, grooming gym, how you dress.

• 16:04Speaker 04

  Decently.

• 16:05Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, even just having a fucking hobby.

• 16:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:08Stavros Halkias?

  Reading a book.

• 16:09Speaker 02

  Okay, well. Alright, I just want, I do groom myself like a shower. I'm not living in, in a, in a roach infested hovel like I do.

• 16:20Stavros Halkias?

  Alright, only because of your mother. It's nothing you fucking had to do.

• 16:26Stavros Halkias?

  Alright, bro.

• 16:27Speaker 04

  I like that, standing up for yourself.

• 16:28Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that's good. That's good. That's a start. You can build on that, little buddy.

• 16:34Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 16:35Stavros Halkias?

  Alright, man. We'll talk to you soon and we hope, we hope to have to start the former, the F I H O F. The Stavies World F I H O F.

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• 17:26Stavros Halkias?

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