#145 - Jordan Jensen

Jordan Jensen returns to the pod to discuss her new special TAKE ME WITH YOU (out September 9th on Netflix), being scared straight as a kid, her gripes about women, why she can’t wait for an AI husband, and much more. Jordan and Stav help callers including a woman who’s weirded out by her friend’s new boyfriend’s game show-style dating technique, and a woman whose husband is gaslighting her after he reached out to his exes and made plans to go away on a weekend with one of them. Watch Jordan Jensen’s new special TAKE ME WITH YOU on September 9th on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/81978275 Follow Jordan Jensen on social media: https://www.jordanjensencomedy.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@jordanjensenlolstop https://www.instagram.com/jordanjensenlolstop/ https://www.facebook.com/jordan.cosentinijensen Visit Cornbread Hemp at https://www.cornbreadhemp.com/stavvy and use code STAVVY for 30% off your first order. Visit https://bluechew.com/ and use promo code STAVVY to try your first month of BlueChew FREE -- just pay $5 shipping. Get a refreshing Twisted Tea today. Keep It Twisted!! Visit https://www.twistedtea.com/locations to find Twisted Tea near you. 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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• 1:28Stavros Halkias?

  Welcome, everybody, to Stavvy's World. 904-800-Stav. Call in, we'll solve your problems. We have returning to the podcast Jordan Jensen. Thanks for coming, Jordan.

• 1:43Speaker 03

  Thanks for having me.

• 1:45Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, special tomorrow. Take me with you.

• 1:47Speaker 03

  It comes out tomorrow.

• 1:48Stavros Halkias?

  Comes out tomorrow on Netflix.

• 1:50Speaker 03

  Right now, I'm in Austin.

• 1:51Stavros Halkias?

  You're in Austin.

• 1:52Speaker 03

  I'm about to do Rogan.

• 1:54Stavros Halkias?

  Wow, there you go. I'm in, I'm in, uh, England.

• 2:00Stavros Halkias?

  I'm currently in England. Yep, can't wait to watch it. Uh, it's important, it's awesome to time travel via podcasting, everyone.

• 2:09Speaker 03

  You're gonna be in England?

• 2:10Stavros Halkias?

  I'm gonna be in England, yeah, yeah.

• 2:11Speaker 03

  I'm going to your October.

• 2:12Stavros Halkias?

  Huh?

• 2:13Speaker 03

  Are, are you just going there or you bounce here?

• 2:15Stavros Halkias?

  I'm doing London, London, uh, uh, Glasgow, Dublin, Manchester.

• 2:22Speaker 03

  Flying from each place, please?

• 2:24Stavros Halkias?

  Um, I'm gonna take the train. I actually did some, I was doing some my, uh, Christie, Christina, another, an unsung member of Stabby Baby Enterprises. The, the other, the other roommate of this apartment, it was me, Elders and Christina, we all work together. Now she does like travel stuff and shit, you know, she does like logistics. She's on maternity leave, so I had to, you know, do some Googling. But it was, it reminded me of the good old days when I was a one man band, booking all my travel, you know? But yeah, I, I'm gonna take the train from, um, from, uh, Manchester, I think, to Glasgow, which is gonna be nice.

• 2:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:00Stavros Halkias?

  I'm excited about that. I might even fuck around and take the train from like, uh, London to Dublin. Take like a long train ride and like stop.

• 3:07Speaker 03

  That's nice.

• 3:08Stavros Halkias?

  Stop in the middle, see some shit, you know, and see some, cause I have a couple day, I have like a whole week between. So then I'm gonna take like an extra day and like, see shit. I also wanna go there and like, um, part of the reason that I was doing, uh, London or like doing the UK run is cause like, I've never done, I keep, I keep getting like sick before going to London and like cancelling. I feel bad, sorry, I'm really coming no matter what. I've even said no to some cool stuff for you pieces of shit, so, uh, buy tickets, we have a second show added on Sunday, don't make me an asshole. But I just like wanna do my material in as many places as possible.

• 3:44Speaker 03

  To see how it works?

• 3:45Stavros Halkias?

  To just see how it works, you know?

• 3:46Speaker 03

  I'm so curious.

• 3:47Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 3:47Speaker 03

  I mean, mine is about blood and vagina and cum.

• 3:51Stavros Halkias?

  Some universal truths. Yeah, yeah, a lot, most people have, one of.

• 3:56Speaker 03

  Pedophiles.

• 3:56Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, pedophiles.

• 3:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:58Stavros Halkias?

  So that's less people, but the first three, the first three, everyone's got two, two out of three and.

• 4:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, we probably have the least amount of vaginas and penises in the United States, cause they've been all.

• 4:10Stavros Halkias?

  Well, you just make them into the other one.

• 4:13Speaker 03

  I don't, do you?

• 4:14Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 4:15Speaker 03

  I think sometimes they just.

• 4:16Stavros Halkias?

  Either you believe that by fucking them up, you haven't fundamentally changed them and you still have it, or you believe that you turned it into one.

• 4:25Speaker 03

  You know what's weird? This guy that my friend was seeing who's a monster.

• 4:27Stavros Halkias?

  Also, by the way, sorry.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:29Stavros Halkias?

  Thailand completely crushes us in terms of, in terms of, you know, switching genders. So I don't say, I don't think we have the most.

• 4:36Speaker 03

  But that's, that's.

• 4:38Stavros Halkias?

  A small country, you think?

• 4:39Speaker 03

  No, that's like, um, drag.

• 4:41Stavros Halkias?

  No, they chop them up.

• 4:43Speaker 03

  Do they chop them up?

• 4:44Stavros Halkias?

  I think so.

• 4:45Speaker 03

  No, it's ladyboys. They just wear makeup.

• 4:46Stavros Halkias?

  Some of them keep them, some of them don't. They get tits.

• 4:50Speaker 03

  They don't have any money. They have nine dollars.

• 4:52Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, but first of all, they have some money.

• 4:54Speaker 03

  All the whole country.

• 4:55Stavros Halkias?

  They have some money and I think a lot of it unfortunately, which is brutal, does go to sex work, you know, is, it's a sex.

• 5:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:01Stavros Halkias?

  Based economy. So if anyone's gonna figure out how to make cool future, you know, future genitals, I think it's gonna be them.

• 5:07Speaker 03

  I don't think so. I think it's third world.

• 5:10Stavros Halkias?

  I think you're being, I think you're being very xenophobic, right?

• 5:13Speaker 03

  I'm very xenophobic.

• 5:14Stavros Halkias?

  I think you're being, you're really underestimating them.

• 5:16Speaker 03

  Dude, Raffi Bostos did my podcast and I was like, isn't Brazil like a third world country? And he was like, no, not at all.

• 5:22Stavros Halkias?

  First of all, you're from like upstate New York. You're from where the fucking, what you're talking about is so poor and horrible. I would rather live in Thailand than where you come from. It's not even close.

• 5:31Speaker 03

  Contractors invent, make a lot of inventions. The most amount of inventions come from carpenters.

• 5:36Stavros Halkias?

  Interesting.

• 5:36Speaker 03

  Because they're like, what if they were the, what if they were the dumbest dick on the back of this ham that would have left, you know?

• 5:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:42Speaker 03

  Um, my friend, my friend's ex, not ex, just dude she was fucking, whatever. He fucked a, he was like, I fucked a tranny, right? Which is crazy.

• 5:50Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, he said that. You're quoting him.

• 5:51Speaker 03

  He said that. He's like the southern guy, which tranny to me is drag, in my opinion.

• 5:57Stavros Halkias?

  No.

• 5:57Speaker 03

  Trans that thing.

• 5:58Stavros Halkias?

  It's a slur for.

• 5:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, but is that transgender?

• 6:00Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, it is.

• 6:01Speaker 03

  If you transition fully, you're not really a tranny anymore.

• 6:04Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 6:05Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 6:05Stavros Halkias?

  Stop, stop saying it.

• 6:06Speaker 03

  Sorry. So, so then.

• 6:09Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 6:10Speaker 03

  She's got a whole vagina and tits.

• 6:12Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 6:13Speaker 03

  And he's like, yeah, but it was weird because she's. It, cause it used to be a penis, so it's still gay? And it made me think like-

• 6:20Stavros Halkias?

  I don't think it is gay. I mean, it's something weird. It's not re- it's not the nor- I mean, if I had to, it's closer to straight than gay at that point. If you've had all the surgeries-

• 6:28Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying. It's so- and it was like, like I got plastic surgery to remove all this extra skin because I used to be super fat.

• 6:33Stavros Halkias?

  Right, you used to be fat, is how we've recovered that.

• 6:34Speaker 03

  And that's like if somebody fucked me and they were like, "Yeah, she just had this skin hitting me in the face the whole time." And they were like, "Really?" And they were like, "No, she got it cut off, but it was that." You know what I mean? It doesn't make any sense.

• 6:43Stavros Halkias?

  No, I agree. I think when you've made the switch, it's, I do thi- I think of those as straight relationships. Although it's like, you know, probably your sexuality and the way you relate sexually is different.

• 6:53Speaker 03

  Right.

• 6:54Stavros Halkias?

  For some people, I would assume. Um, I've also-

• 6:57Speaker 03

  What do you think about identifying as queer if you're just a fully, if you're just a hot woman who got a sex change in a relationship with a toxic gym rat? Do you get to say you're queer?

• 7:07Stavros Halkias?

  If you had a sexu- what's it, what do you mean the sex change?

• 7:09Speaker 03

  Women, okay, I was a man. I transitioned to be a beautiful woman. I'm killing it. Huge tits.

• 7:13Stavros Halkias?

  Yep.

• 7:13Speaker 03

  Amazing pussy.

• 7:14Stavros Halkias?

  Yep, sounds awesome.

• 7:16Speaker 03

  Having sex with gym rats, strong men, toxic.

• 7:18Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 7:19Speaker 03

  And I still identify as queer.

• 7:21Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, you're, I think being tra- I mean, we're in a society where, I think unfortunately, society dictates that a little bit.

• 7:28Speaker 03

  I think I'm more queer than that person.

• 7:30Stavros Halkias?

  You're not.

• 7:30Speaker 03

  I'm a lesbian, having sex with small men.

• 7:33Stavros Halkias?

  No, okay, you're not at all. You're a straight woman. You're a straight woman who's been through-

• 7:37Speaker 03

  Barely.

• 7:38Stavros Halkias?

  In that, yes, I mean, listen.

• 7:39Speaker 03

  It's harder to be that.

• 7:41Stavros Halkias?

  Until you just take the plunge and stop flirting, until you stop sort of doing this whole, "Oh, I'm so gay, but I'm not." Wink, wink, wink bullshit, you're still straight.

• 7:50Speaker 03

  I figured out why I'm straight. I got scared straight. Because I have three moms that love me, one dad that didn't love me and died. And he was like a hot guy. I got scared straight.

• 7:59Stavros Halkias?

  Wouldn't that scare you gay? The one guy who loved you, died?

• 8:02Speaker 03

  No, I don't need the woman's love. I need the man's love.

• 8:05Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, you need to, I see, I see.

• 8:08Speaker 03

  If you wanna make your son straight, kill his mother. Because he'll always wanna replace her.

• 8:13Stavros Halkias?

  What if he wants to replace her with like a diva that sings really well? Because that happens a lot with gay, gay guys love women in wa- in non-sexual ways. You could argue that some gay guys love women more than I do. Because it me- like Lady Gaga means more to them than my mother means to me. You know what I mean?

• 8:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, totally.

• 8:30Stavros Halkias?

  So I think, I thi- I like your theory that-

• 8:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:32Stavros Halkias?

  You're constantly searching for the-

• 8:34Speaker 03

  Male validation. I have plenty of women who love me.

• 8:36Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, true.

• 8:37Speaker 03

  I don't like that.

• 8:38Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right.

• 8:39Speaker 03

  I don't need that.

• 8:39Stavros Halkias?

  Right. But I do think if you're trans, you're still queer in society.

• 8:44Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 8:44Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I think that's where I land. You really have, you have gotten like Austin trans brain. Like you, you know what I mean? Like it really is at the top of your head.

• 8:55Speaker 03

  No, because I really-

• 8:56Stavros Halkias?

  You immediately brought it up as soon as the podcast started.

• 8:58Speaker 03

  No, because this just happened where my friend said that her guy fucked a-

• 9:02Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 9:03Speaker 03

  And I'm really interested in it because sometimes I get, like, I'm jealous of, like, Robbie Hoffman for just cutting her tits off and still being a woman. That's like the coolest thing.

• 9:10Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 9:10Speaker 03

  I want to do that so bad.

• 9:12Stavros Halkias?

  What's stopping you?

• 9:13Speaker 03

  Because I need them for sexual capital.

• 9:17Speaker 03

  I strap them down as much as I can.

• 9:21Speaker 03

  Because I still date men. But yeah, I am very interested in it.

• 9:25Stavros Halkias?

  I, okay, I give you credit. You have, you are still inch, you won't take the plunge, but you are inching forward because this, I want to chop my tits off. This is new and I like that. You are getting closer to being a lesbian. I'll give you that. Lamenting your tits.

• 9:39Speaker 03

  I just, I don't, women, you know what I don't like? When women compliment you, it's this all encompassing, amazing compliment that you can't like believe. Like they'll be like, I like your whole essence. But if a man compliments you, it means so much more because it's so hard for men to think of compl- like a man once said that I had small pores and I think about that every day.

• 9:59Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 9:59Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? Like, that's like, I, gold to me.

• 10:02Stavros Halkias?

  I think that's again, more about how much you value a man's approval.

• 10:06Speaker 03

  So, yeah.

• 10:07Stavros Halkias?

  I don't think it's necessarily-

• 10:08Speaker 03

  I do not respect women.

• 10:09Stavros Halkias?

  Well, yeah, yeah. I don't think it's necessarily that their compliments mean more, you know, because to me I-

• 10:14Speaker 03

  Women when they start acting right, when they start, I'm serious dude.

• 10:19Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, just real quick, that is a line from a Def Jam 1992, uh, set. That is like a line from the most misogynist-

• 10:27Speaker 03

  What is going on with women? Why are they doing this?

• 10:30Stavros Halkias?

  What are they, what are they doing? What are you talking about?

• 10:33Speaker 03

  I'm so, I want women- Lip fillers, the fucking, the fucking-

• 10:39Stavros Halkias?

  Classic surgery.

• 10:40Speaker 03

  Comedians who are supposed, our face is supposed to be able to go like this and they're going, "No, I'm funny. You're not. You can't see your weird face. You're not funny. Get out of the business and become an actress, you dumb bitch."

• 10:50Stavros Halkias?

  But that is the thing, I mean, I'm sorry, we're in entertainment unfortunately and it's the, we're in the lowest part of entertainment. So people who fail out of everything else end up here. We're sort of like in, after you clean your sink and you see all the like-

• 11:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:03Stavros Halkias?

  Debris that's in the little strainer.

• 11:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:05Stavros Halkias?

  That's stand-up comedy.

• 11:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:07Stavros Halkias?

  People got accused of rape.

• 11:08Speaker 03

  That's why.

• 11:09Stavros Halkias?

  They're, oh, now they're selling out the funny bone. You know what I mean?

• 11:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:12Stavros Halkias?

  You wanted to be a model. You're not good enough. Oh, look at that.

• 11:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:16Stavros Halkias?

  You're doing a residency at the stand. You know what I mean? Like, but that, you have to understand that that's-

• 11:20Speaker 03

  We get the cream.

• 11:21Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that's, that's who we are. That's what this is.

• 11:24Speaker 03

  Yeah. But accept it and stop trying to be hot. We're not supposed to be hot.

• 11:30Stavros Halkias?

  You don't think any comedian would be hot?

• 11:31Speaker 03

  Some people pull it off. I will say Nikki Glaser pulls it off.

• 11:33Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 11:34Speaker 03

  Nikki Glaser, it's funny how hot she is because of the shit she's saying.

• 11:37Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 11:37Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 11:38Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, I think you can be hot and be funny, but it's harder.

• 11:41Speaker 03

  She doesn't have the fake face also.

• 11:43Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 11:43Speaker 03

  I just think women in general with the, with the trying to look like babies and then being against pedophilia is crazy to me.

• 11:50Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 11:50Speaker 03

  They're carrying around fucking Giga Pets and cheese, fucking keychains and being like, Epstein's a monster.

• 11:55Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, it's a real different thing to fuck a grown woman and like-

• 11:59Speaker 03

  Who is dressing like a baby and has a little-

• 12:01Stavros Halkias?

  Then to fuck a child, yes.

• 12:04Speaker 03

  I have my vape. I have my little West Nile flavored vape.

• 12:07Stavros Halkias?

  Let me just say, yes. Like, you have no argument whatsoever. I'm not gonna say what they're doing isn't weird.

• 12:14Speaker 03

  They're ripping their pubic hair out.

• 12:17Stavros Halkias?

  And again, I'm not saying that like having an infantilization thing isn't their, its own problem. You can still criticize pedophiles even if you dress like a baby, I would say.

• 12:27Speaker 03

  I don't agree.

• 12:28Stavros Halkias?

  Well, you're at, let me tell you something. There is no, there is no agree to disagree here. You are fully wrong. And it's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

• 12:37Speaker 03

  What do you mean? If I dress like a baby and I go out and I try and suck men's cocks?

• 12:40Stavros Halkias?

  You're a grown, by the way, no one's gonna be like, "I thought she was 12." They're gonna be like, "Well, this dumb bitch."

• 12:46Speaker 03

  Well, not me.

• 12:46Stavros Halkias?

  This 30-year-old bitch. Yeah, but, like, they're not gonna be duped. You won't be duping a pedophile into fucking you. You'll be fucking a guy who's got a different sexual hangup that is much better for society than being a child predator.

• 13:01Speaker 03

  People, women need to start aging like Native American chiefs.

• 13:04Stavros Halkias?

  Listen, I don't, I think you have, I think, I'm not saying, I think what you're saying, you're actually saying something that is, could be positive, but you're couching it in very negative.

• 13:14Speaker 03

  Imagine if you woke up tomorrow and you were a woman.

• 13:17Stavros Halkias?

  Except, yeah, it's harder to be a woman.

• 13:19Speaker 03

  It's not hard. You'd wake up, you'd wake up and all the women around you would be like, ew, why are you just wearing your regular face today? And you'd be like, cause it's my face? And they'd be like, you have to put mush on it and lots of stuff on it. And you'd be like, but it's my face.

• 13:32Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, that's hard. That's what I'm saying.

• 13:35Speaker 03

  It's stupid and it's our fault. Women can stop. Women can stop. Stop doing it.

• 13:40Stavros Halkias?

  Holy fuck, this is insane. You think it's women's fault?

• 13:43Speaker 03

  Yeah dude, we get paid just as much, we're just as powerful, cut it out.

• 13:47Stavros Halkias?

  Alright, you're practicing for Rogan, very clear. You're gonna do, you're gonna do a great job on Kill Tony with these talking points.

• 13:53Speaker 03

  I, I am successful.

• 13:55Stavros Halkias?

  You don't think there's a fucking scenario, there's a reason that women have to behave this way?

• 13:59Speaker 03

  Why? Tell me why.

• 14:00Stavros Halkias?

  You think beauty standards are something women created and not a way that men put value on women, starting from like, thousands of years ago?

• 14:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, time to change. Time to stop now. Enough time has passed, time to stop.

• 14:13Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, I, I don't.

• 14:15Speaker 03

  We literally put on makeup in order to be like, show men to be like, this is where the penis goes. We don't do that for each other. We don't do that to each other.

• 14:23Stavros Halkias?

  That's true, I would not know where to put it.

• 14:24Speaker 03

  I know you wouldn't.

• 14:25Stavros Halkias?

  We have the red guiding circle.

• 14:27Speaker 03

  Yes dude. It's fucked up and it's gotta stop and we should, our periods and everything, I think every woman when they have their period should have two little red, blood stripes. Not, none of this hiding it anymore. No more.

• 14:40Stavros Halkias?

  I'm with you on all this stuff.

• 14:41Speaker 03

  Feminism is dead dude.

• 14:43Stavros Halkias?

  But what you're talking about is a form of feminism. You're talking about like.

• 14:46Speaker 03

  I want it to come back. Remember hairy armpits? Now it's unacceptable.

• 14:50Stavros Halkias?

  I don't thi- I don't think that's true.

• 14:51Speaker 03

  It, it's okay in Bushwick, but it's not cool.

• 14:53Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it's fine.

• 14:55Speaker 03

  What's that, the Italian lady had, who was hot?

• 14:58Stavros Halkias?

  Oh yes, yes. I know who you're talking about. Sophia Loren.

• 15:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, she had, she had.

• 15:02Stavros Halkias?

  I got no problem with hairy armpits. I'm on record.

• 15:05Speaker 03

  But it's very rare to see it on like an actual impaired woman. It's, it's on like a vegan trans who has like non-binary cats or whatever.

• 15:12Stavros Halkias?

  You're rea- this is really interesting, cause you're actually saying radical feminism with. Kill Tony vocabulary right now. It's like a fascinating, I'm having a hard time even, because I, we do agree, but you just, you're throwing these like, anti-cancel culture buzzwords out.

• 15:28Speaker 03

  There's a way to be-

• 15:29Stavros Halkias?

  It's like how Ian is embarrassed of being gay, so he pretends to be Republican. You're doing this, you're embarrassed to be a feminist, so you're pretending to be Republican right now?

• 15:37Speaker 03

  No, I think, if you're a feminist, then you also have to have issues with trans stuff. You have to, because when a trans person goes, "Now I'm a woman," and they get giant fake tits, you have to be like, "Hey, hey."

• 15:47Stavros Halkias?

  No, I don't think that's true.

• 15:48Speaker 03

  You don't have to, but you gotta go a little bit alone, and when you're in a room alone, you have to go, "Hey."

• 15:52Stavros Halkias?

  You're saying, no, no, I think this is about you wanting big fake tits and to look like that.

• 15:56Speaker 03

  I don't want them, why would you want to add more weight?

• 15:59Stavros Halkias?

  So wait, wait, what's your, so you're talking, you're coming out as a trans exclusionary radical feminist? The TERF.

• 16:05Speaker 03

  I'm not a TERF.

• 16:06Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, well, what you're talking, what you're saying was very TERFy right there.

• 16:09Speaker 03

  No, I think that if you transition to be a woman, if you transition to be a woman, you've probably undergone the same amount of shit that a woman has undergone, like, societally.

• 16:18Stavros Halkias?

  I think you've gone through some different, but yes.

• 16:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, totally.

• 16:21Stavros Halkias?

  Equally bad stuff.

• 16:22Speaker 03

  If my dog, my dog kinda looks like a cat, if people go, "Is that a cat?", I go, "Yeah, she looks like a cat, she's a cat." If you want to be a cat, she's a cat. I don't give a fuck what you want to be. But I do want women to stop being little fucking cum goblins.

• 16:34Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, now we switch to a different thing.

• 16:36Speaker 03

  With the lips.

• 16:37Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, you just mean, cum goblin to you just means like, uh, succumbing to the male gaze? Being like a sex doll, that kind of vibe? Bimbo aesthetic, that kind of thing?

• 16:46Speaker 03

  And the way they talk?

• 16:47Stavros Halkias?

  Mm-hmm.

• 16:48Speaker 03

  A kid asked if I was a boy the other day.

• 16:51Stavros Halkias?

  And is that what this is all about?

• 16:53Speaker 03

  I talk normal, and other girls talk like fucking retards.

• 16:58Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 16:59Speaker 03

  I said, he said, "Can I throw a ball for your dog?", I said, "Oh, heck yeah." And he goes, "Are you a boy?", and I said, "I don't know."

• 17:05Stavros Halkias?

  I don't know anymore, I want to get my tits chopped off like Robbie Hoffman.

• 17:08Speaker 03

  I don't understand.

• 17:11Speaker 03

  It sucks.

• 17:12Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, you're going through something, is what this is.

• 17:14Speaker 03

  It's New York, it's New York especially.

• 17:15Stavros Halkias?

  What is this, what is going on?

• 17:16Speaker 03

  I'm about to get my period.

• 17:17Stavros Halkias?

  Do you feel undesirable?

• 17:18Speaker 03

  I'm about to get my period, I just went through a breakup on Tuesday.

• 17:20Stavros Halkias?

  Again, I think the last time you were here, you were just going, it's probably the same guy, if I had to guess?

• 17:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:25Stavros Halkias?

  This happened seven times since I've known you. This exact incident. I mean, this is the most time is a flat circle podcast there is.

• 17:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:32Stavros Halkias?

  Every time you've done this podcast, you've just broken up with this guy.

• 17:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:36Stavros Halkias?

  Or you just hooked up.

• 17:37Speaker 03

  One time we had just hooked up, yeah.

• 17:39Stavros Halkias?

  You know, they lived around here. I won't even say he anymore. Who knows what you're into at this point? Do you have, is this part of it? Are you feeling undesirable? You look great, by the way. You came in your gym gear.

• 17:48Speaker 03

  No, I just am, I just am, this is, I'm not even going to, no, I, I, I'm not, I just, it's very frustrating because of, why am I frustrated about it right now?

• 18:00Stavros Halkias?

  Mm-hmm.

• 18:01Speaker 03

  Because I meet all these people on the road and the men come up and they go, hey, it's really nice to meet you. I'm a huge fan of your work. And the girls come up to me and they climb into my flesh and they go, are you sure you're not gay? I just wanna suck you. And I'm like, have some dignity, bitch. Have some dignity.

• 18:17Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, this, I don't think that's fundamentally what your problem is.

• 18:20Speaker 03

  My problem is that I accidentally got born into the second sex, which we are, we are the second sex. And I would like to stop that and women to stop that. Cut it out.

• 18:29Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm, okay.

• 18:31Speaker 03

  Gen Z crushing it. Gen Z.

• 18:33Stavros Halkias?

  By being, by being sort of non-binary.

• 18:36Speaker 03

  Freaky, non-binary, like, they're not.

• 18:38Stavros Halkias?

  So you're just saying, don't conform to gender norms is really all you're talking about.

• 18:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm saying millennials have gotten so fucking cringe.

• 18:45Stavros Halkias?

  You would like to just be, appear less feminine, but still be perceived as a woman is what you're saying.

• 18:50Speaker 03

  God forbid.

• 18:51Stavros Halkias?

  I'm just trying to get, first of all, I'm just trying to understand your point.

• 18:55Speaker 03

  If I wear a watch, nine people go, dyke, and I have to know the time. I have to know the time.

• 19:01Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, but see, you're blaming women. This, this is the thing I'm having a really hard time for.

• 19:05Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 19:06Stavros Halkias?

  It's the people yelling it, dyke at you, they know the problem.

• 19:09Speaker 03

  Put their cocks in my vagina. They don't give a fuck how hairy it is.

• 19:13Stavros Halkias?

  You don't think that's different than respecting you as a person? We just got over the fact that you've been, you know.

• 19:18Speaker 03

  They respect me.

• 19:19Stavros Halkias?

  But women don't?

• 19:21Speaker 03

  Women don't respect themselves.

• 19:23Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 19:24Speaker 03

  They don't respect themselves and every time I go-

• 19:26Stavros Halkias?

  Where is this coming from right now? Cause it's not the girls on the road, like eight girls on the road tried to fuck you. That's not where this is all coming from. Where is this coming from? Where is this like-

• 19:35Speaker 03

  I'm about to get my period.

• 19:36Stavros Halkias?

  Well of hatred, okay.

• 19:37Speaker 03

  The well of hatred is coming from-

• 19:39Stavros Halkias?

  Four women, why is it named just at women and not at maybe society at large? Why don't you say there's a part of women, women are doing a part of it and the people that are, you know, the, cause I do think it's probably the, I think men, especially right now, we're in a very a, we're like a, there's a cultural conservative shift, right? And I think like, there is some patriarchal shit going back where it's like, I think because society's getting more conservative, women are expected to have more like, you know, uh, are expected to appear more feminine, right? Like all this kinda shit. That's a big part of the problem too. Why don't you have, I'm just confused, like why are you not mad at that aspect?

• 20:19Speaker 03

  Because I don't think women have made the conscious choice that they can actually direct the way that cultural, culture moves. I think women don't think that they direct culture and they do direct culture. And instead of directing it, they go, well, men want this. You know what I mean? And they do, I mean, there's so many women who have done, who have, who are weird and were upset. Lady Gaga, perfect example. She, she fucking dresses like a freak. She does all sorts of shit, that's awesome, right? She's huge, like if you are different and actually weird, people like it, but so many women in the world have gotten so obsessed with the way that their bodies are and men don't have to get, I was watching, fucking, it's, and it's, I get that it's Hollywood, I get that it's a lot of things, but I also think that women can opt out and they choose to not opt out.

• 21:03Stavros Halkias?

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• 21:48Stavros Halkias?

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• 22:20Stavros Halkias?

  So you're saying the system's so fucked, we have to opt out, not the people who've created the system a fuck. You're not mad at them. You're mad at women for not quitting.

• 22:29Speaker 03

  Men are way too stupid to be told that they're the problem. No offense. We cannot be like the patriarchy. You guys are literally just trying to fuck. You do not give a fuck what we look like. You really don't care.

• 22:42Stavros Halkias?

  I don't think that's true. I think, I think, yes, in terms of fucking someone, sure. But in terms of like.

• 22:49Speaker 03

  All of you want to date a real woman, 100%. You, once you get to the age that we're at now.

• 22:53Stavros Halkias?

  What do you mean, what's your definition of that?

• 22:55Speaker 03

  Like, my friends now aren't like, I just want to come gobble them with fat ass. You know what I mean? My friends now are like, I actually want like a real person.

• 23:01Stavros Halkias?

  I, but I do think there is societal value to like, what you're describing, like having a hot, like a woman that's somebody that society sees as valuable.

• 23:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:12Stavros Halkias?

  I think a lot of people do that over their own desires, and that's a part of the problem too, right? Like, like, like, that's, I think to me, that's the issue is that like, no one is really going for what they actually want. They're kind of worried about being perceived a certain way.

• 23:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:26Stavros Halkias?

  A lot of the time, you know what I mean? And it's also like, I also think your definition of a real woman, like, I have no problem with someone who fucking wants to dress dumb and like, you know.

• 23:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:35Stavros Halkias?

  Have like stupid hair and fake tits, whatever. Like, I think you could still, I do think you could still be a quote unquote, "real woman" and still appear that way. Now, I do think there's probably a problem in terms of like. Getting all your value for how, from how, you know, from external validation, whether that's your looks, even your career, your whatever, but I think that's just one form of that, that's the problem for me anyway. You know what I'm saying?

• 24:01Speaker 03

  Yes. I also, I just wanna be able to be a woman in society that is utilitarian and doing the things I wanna do, and active, and having fun without nine people throughout the day saying that I eat pussy. I'm like, why? Why does me boxing mean I eat pussy? I have rage issues.

• 24:23Stavros Halkias?

  We agree.

• 24:24Speaker 03

  So I beat somebody up. I don't get what the problem is.

• 24:28Stavros Halkias?

  I'm with you.

• 24:28Speaker 03

  And my mom, by the way, is a fucking straight lady who everybody whittled her down into a lesbian. She loves cock. Look at me. She loves it.

• 24:39Stavros Halkias?

  Wow.

• 24:39Speaker 03

  She loves Tom Cruise. She fucked my dad for 14 years.

• 24:43Stavros Halkias?

  But she was dating women forever.

• 24:45Speaker 03

  They assaulted her. They're assaulting me and they assaulted my mother.

• 24:49Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, this is, so we've gotten into another layer of this, where you now are scared you're repeating your mother, you're...

• 24:55Speaker 03

  No, I'm saying that you can't be a masculine woman in society and be straight without getting whittled down.

• 25:01Stavros Halkias?

  I agree with that, but it's, okay, so sorry, sorry to cut you off, I'm sorry. But I guess my point is, you can be both. You get to choose whichever way you wanna present, whether that's ultra feminine or even masculine, and you should still be valid as a woman. I think that's, that's my only disagreement with you, is that like, you seem to be telling this side of the...

• 25:22Speaker 03

  Some of them have to help me out. Some of them have to help me out.

• 25:26Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, so there, here we go.

• 25:27Speaker 03

  Some of them have to...

• 25:28Stavros Halkias?

  You just also want their...

• 25:29Speaker 03

  They are leaving me.

• 25:30Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, okay.

• 25:31Speaker 03

  They are leaving me and they're getting hotter and they're becoming cum goblins and my most masked friends are either becoming trans, so that they can, or whatever, so that they can fit into some narrative, or they're getting fake tits. Not fake tits, but lip fillers and shit.

• 25:45Stavros Halkias?

  Interesting, interesting. Yes, you feel, you feel like you're in no woman's land.

• 25:49Speaker 03

  I'm in no woman's land. If this is what a woman is, then I have to stay here to hold down the fort, but I'm getting pushed to the edge of the brink, and then I have all my friends jumping out.

• 25:58Stavros Halkias?

  Isn't the solution to just say a woman can be whatever a woman wants to be?

• 26:03Speaker 03

  Totally.

• 26:03Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, instead of saying...

• 26:05Speaker 03

  No, some of those cum whores gotta help me out.

• 26:08Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, and then what way would you like them to help you out?

• 26:11Speaker 03

  They need to stop it.

• 26:12Stavros Halkias?

  But what if they like it? What if they like getting lip fillers?

• 26:15Speaker 03

  They gotta take a break of some days.

• 26:18Stavros Halkias?

  I think part of this is maybe you think they're also hot and part of you would like to look kinda hotter sometimes.

• 26:24Speaker 03

  You can't even handle that I'm straight.

• 26:25Stavros Halkias?

  What are you talking about? I probably can handle the most of your fr- I think I-

• 26:29Speaker 03

  You can't. You think I'm gay?

• 26:30Stavros Halkias?

  I don't actually think that.

• 26:31Speaker 03

  If you saw me approach a woman's vagina, you would change your mind.

• 26:34Stavros Halkias?

  I actually don't really think that. I honestly don't thi- it's a fun bit.

• 26:38Speaker 03

  But they, they have to take a few days off of making their face look like it's not their own.

• 26:44Stavros Halkias?

  But why do they have to?

• 26:46Speaker 03

  Because I can't be the only straight woman.

• 26:48Stavros Halkias?

  The way you get to be whatever the fuck you are, they get to be whatever the fuck they wanna be.

• 26:53Speaker 03

  No.

• 26:53Stavros Halkias?

  Why? Okay, why not?

• 26:55Speaker 03

  Cause I need some help over here.

• 26:57Stavros Halkias?

  And what kinda help?

• 26:58Speaker 03

  I need some of the straight women to some days dress comfortably so that we create a new faculty.

• 27:06Stavros Halkias?

  Is part of the problem that you live in New York where it's like-

• 27:10Speaker 03

  I'm a New York hick and it's a huge issue.

• 27:12Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, I think all, that's all we're talking about here is that thi- this is like-

• 27:15Speaker 03

  If I go to Canada, shit, I'm in Canada.

• 27:17Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, if you go most places, you're fine. If you go most places, you're fine. Okay, so all I'm saying is don't make any sweeping rational generalization about women be doing too damn much or whatever the-

• 27:28Speaker 03

  They do be doing too damn much.

• 27:30Stavros Halkias?

  Or whatever the fuck this started at.

• 27:31Speaker 03

  Do you know how painful it is to get lip fillers? Do you know how hard it is for women to- a needle in your mouth? It is, you don't need to do that. You need to get mad.

• 27:38Stavros Halkias?

  I agree with you.

• 27:39Speaker 03

  Used to putting their dick in this.

• 27:40Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, well, just cause you have little ass lips.

• 27:46Stavros Halkias?

  Don't take it out on lip fillers, you have little ass lips.

• 27:51Speaker 03

  I'm worried about our generation getting old, like hitting 50 and just having mental breakdowns because they're not attractive anymore.

• 27:56Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, that happens to literally every gener- that's just aging. That's not new for our generation.

• 28:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I think ours might be wor- I think ours might go crazy.

• 28:04Stavros Halkias?

  Every generation thinks that. That's the thing. The thing we have to recognize that every generation has their, especially aging and losing your youth, whatever, it's like, every generation goes through that for sure. And every generation gets a little weirder, so it's gonna be a little different, but you know.

• 28:19Speaker 03

  I think Gen Z is gonna be fine. I think they're gonna age regular like homeschooler vibes.

• 28:23Stavros Halkias?

  Is that why, like homeschooler?

• 28:26Speaker 03

  You know how like, remember the homeschool kid you grew, grew up with that's like just a weirdo freak?

• 28:30Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 28:30Speaker 03

  I think they're all kind of like that a bit.

• 28:32Stavros Halkias?

  Because they're so isolated with the internet or whatever?

• 28:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:36Stavros Halkias?

  We'll see, I guess, I don't know.

• 28:37Speaker 03

  You know Madonna looks insane now? I think our whole generation is gonna do that.

• 28:41Stavros Halkias?

  I don't think so. They, there've been-

• 28:43Speaker 03

  Have you seen our friends?

• 28:45Stavros Halkias?

  I've seen a lot of them, sure, yeah. Some of the, look, yeah, do so, yeah, do, have friends of mine done botox so young that I'm like, what the fuck are you, why are you doing that? Sure, I agree. I'm, we're actually in agreement on a lot of stuff, it's just the like, being so mad at it that, you know? And being, saying it's women's fault that we don't agree on, I guess.

• 29:05Speaker 03

  You would be mad if you were a woman. If you woke up one day and walked out, you'd be like, why don't, I'm supposed to do what? And they'd be like, laser your face until it bleeds.

• 29:14Stavros Halkias?

  Being of, if I was my size as a woman, you know how bad my life is? Like, you know how much easier it is to be a fat guy?

• 29:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, it means like-

• 29:23Stavros Halkias?

  Like, would they literally, like, yeah, but like, Melissa McCarthy is the first woman who ever got to fulfill what every, what her life is like was what every fat fun guy's life is like, you know what I mean? Women get one of those.

• 29:34Speaker 03

  And she has a hot husband.

• 29:35Stavros Halkias?

  And she has a hot husband, that's what I'm saying. There are mil, maybe not million, there are thousands of fat, fun guys whose lives are awesome. And that, we do not, we do not give women the same opportunity. That, you know, that's not fair. I agree with you. I think, I think fat, fun, but like, you know, so, if, if like a girl is fat and loud, they're like, shut up, you fat bitch. You know what I mean, that's, you know what I mean? That's what I'm saying, I would like, I just don't think it's really all women's fault, I don't know, you know, not to be taking the, uh, not to be taking, we've, we've weirdly gender swapped this argument. Where I'm like, it's a little bit more men's fault than you're saying, and you're like, no, these whores need to stop putting on makeup.

• 30:15Speaker 03

  They have it be their fault, it's like, you guys aren't making moves, dude, you're not being like-

• 30:19Stavros Halkias?

  The propaganda's working on you?

• 30:21Speaker 03

  No, it's not, it's like, you guys aren't, the, people are getting cast in movies that are not necessarily super feminine, like, it is, people are fine with whatever culture tells them is cool.

• 30:32Stavros Halkias?

  What are you talking about?

• 30:33Speaker 03

  I'm just saying, like, there's, like, the Marilyn Monroe who's like, oh my god, isn't getting cast. It is like, interesting women who get cast.

• 30:43Stavros Halkias?

  That's an interesting point. I don't know who who's even the biggest. Who it's it's hard to think like who are the biggest female stars right now?

• 30:51Speaker 03

  Okay, take Zendaya.

• 30:52Stavros Halkias?

  Zendaya?

• 30:53Speaker 03

  She dresses like a boy all the time and she's literally huge.

• 30:55Stavros Halkias?

  Classically model beautiful though.

• 30:57Speaker 03

  She's skinny. We're not talking about weight. Weight we're fucked on. Weight we're fucked on.

• 31:01Stavros Halkias?

  You've conceived.

• 31:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, weight is completely. No, I never will. I never eat.

• 31:06Stavros Halkias?

  Okay. Zendaya, but Zendaya is like she's a mo- she has like model looks.

• 31:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, but she dresses like a boy.

• 31:13Stavros Halkias?

  Well, she fucking does. Look at her. Look at her fucking. Look at her like she.

• 31:16Speaker 03

  Sometimes she's just like a girl, but out and about she dresses like a boy.

• 31:19Stavros Halkias?

  All her like she's always wearing like nice gowns or whatever the fuck.

• 31:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, to the red carpet. I just got a suit tailored.

• 31:25Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, she looks fucking incredible. What are you talking about? Zendaya is your fucking. I mean, that's just a beautiful woman who dresses traditionally beautiful.

• 31:35Speaker 03

  She's not helping me.

• 31:36Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, that's an insanely hot woman. That's crazy that that's.

• 31:40Speaker 03

  Well, she fucking sold out.

• 31:42Stavros Halkias?

  Cause she wears.

• 31:43Speaker 03

  Look at her in the hat.

• 31:44Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 31:45Speaker 03

  Look at her in the hat.

• 31:46Stavros Halkias?

  She's wearing a hat one time?

• 31:47Speaker 03

  That's silly.

• 31:48Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, but that's that's high fashion. That's maybe you're the worst example you could have given. She's the most like in fat.

• 31:54Speaker 03

  Look at Zendaya on the street.

• 31:58Stavros Halkias?

  She still looks pretty hot.

• 31:59Speaker 03

  No.

• 32:00Stavros Halkias?

  These are all, I mean, this you have no point.

• 32:02Speaker 03

  She's cool.

• 32:04Stavros Halkias?

  There she's wearing cargos behind Tom Holland that one time. Whatever. It doesn't matter. We don't have to keep talking about this. So how are you feeling about your eighth? Do you think this is the last time you break up with this person?

• 32:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:14Stavros Halkias?

  Are you taking any precautions to make sure that happens?

• 32:18Speaker 03

  Like.

• 32:19Stavros Halkias?

  Like what? Like, are you just like, it's never gonna happen again?

• 32:22Speaker 03

  I have an extra therapist.

• 32:24Stavros Halkias?

  An extra one?

• 32:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, two.

• 32:26Stavros Halkias?

  That's not good. This is not good. This is you're you're approaching Sarah's squirm territory. Sarah goes to therapy like eight times a week. Um, yeah, don't don't watch your eyebrow. You have two therapists. You're in that zone. Uh, that's hyperbole, but what what is this one? Is this like a special type of therapy?

• 32:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:44Stavros Halkias?

  Like a trauma type thing?

• 32:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:46Stavros Halkias?

  That's actually good. I think that's good because I have friends who have done.

• 32:49Speaker 03

  It helps you switch your attachment style.

• 32:50Stavros Halkias?

  I have friends who have done trauma specific therapies that have been incredibly.

• 32:54Speaker 03

  I'm thinking about ketamine.

• 32:55Stavros Halkias?

  Successful. Yeah, maybe.

• 32:57Speaker 03

  It's also just, here's what happens with, with the, with the cycle. You stay in it for a long time. The anxious person, me, who doesn't think they deserve love, stays in it for a long time. And then eventually they do get bored and they're like, oh, this is actually like,

• 33:08Stavros Halkias?

  This sucks.

• 33:08Speaker 03

  This isn't fun anymore. And that's when it actually ends. And this time I'm actually just like, oh yeah, this is not even like, I'm not, I'm not like crying about it. I'm not like, you know what I mean?

• 33:18Stavros Halkias?

  You're just going through the motions.

• 33:19Speaker 03

  But I'm not doing, like every other breakup, I was like devastated. I couldn't say, and now I'm like, this is, I've done it. I've seen the, there's literally nothing here.

• 33:27Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:27Speaker 03

  And that's the only way for it to-

• 33:29Stavros Halkias?

  Took just a smooth nine years to figure that out or how long?

• 33:32Speaker 03

  Four.

• 33:32Stavros Halkias?

  Four, okay, that's not so bad.

• 33:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:33Stavros Halkias?

  Four's not so bad. I thought it was like a longer.

• 33:36Speaker 03

  Cause the other breakups, I was like, I can't wait for the, it to start up again. It will start. And now I'm just like,

• 33:41Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, interesting. You always thought it'll start up again.

• 33:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, after like the third time, yeah.

• 33:45Stavros Halkias?

  Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

• 33:46Speaker 03

  But now I'm just like, it's two.

• 33:49Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 33:49Speaker 03

  Because it wasn't even, it literally just came down to like a survival, like, like during the relationship, I would just be like, am I bad? Am I bad? I'm not, I'm not enough. I'm not being good. I'm not being, and then when we broke up, I was like, oh, I like, ha, that is, that's not like a good time.

• 34:03Stavros Halkias?

  Right. Feeling that way is not what a relationship should be like.

• 34:06Speaker 03

  Right. Well, we weren't even having like fun and the other iterations, I didn't know about it yet. So I was like, oh, this is really the time.

• 34:12Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:12Speaker 03

  And this last time I was like, you know?

• 34:14Stavros Halkias?

  This sucks.

• 34:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:15Stavros Halkias?

  What am I even fucking doing? Well, that's good. I'm glad you don't, so, okay, good. And then you're just gonna, are you just gonna stay away from dating for a while? Are you gonna get back in there?

• 34:23Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 34:25Stavros Halkias?

  You're just gonna focus up? You got the special coming out?

• 34:28Speaker 03

  I still, I'm not really attracted to anybody but my ex. So I have to wait for that to switch.

• 34:35Stavros Halkias?

  Interesting.

• 34:35Speaker 03

  Because what I've done in the past is I've just forced sex with somebody and been like, they're attractive objectively, just have sex with them. And then I get spooked and I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're a weird stranger.

• 34:45Stavros Halkias?

  Attracted objectively. That's not, that's not what I hear. I also fuck plenty of ugly people.

• 34:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, I fucked a lot of ugly people. I fucked a lot of ugly people. Yeah. Yeah.

• 34:55Stavros Halkias?

  Nice trying to pretend you only fuck hot people. Be like, oh no, they're attractive objectively.

• 34:59Speaker 03

  There's some hot, there's some hot.

• 35:00Stavros Halkias?

  There's some, but there's some real tough ones in there too.

• 35:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:05Stavros Halkias?

  It's okay.

• 35:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:06Stavros Halkias?

  We're all changing.

• 35:07Speaker 03

  That's because if I have an emotional connection with them, I'm like, I should fuck them.

• 35:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 35:11Speaker 03

  Because I really like them.

• 35:12Stavros Halkias?

  Listen, I'm not gonna here to tell women not to fuck ugly guys that they find charming. That would be a social suicide for me. There's no way I'm gonna be on record to tell women to stop doing that.

• 35:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you can't jump into things too quick because it makes you, it freaks you out.

• 35:27Stavros Halkias?

  I agree.

• 35:27Speaker 03

  It's too foreign.

• 35:28Stavros Halkias?

  A hundred percent. I've done that before too where I'm like, I'm totally fine.

• 35:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:32Stavros Halkias?

  And then you just like wake up next to someone you don't like at all. You're just like, go to the bathroom to cry. You're like, what am I doing?

• 35:38Speaker 03

  And your body kinda thinks it's the other person for a second and then they turn and it's not and you're like, no.

• 35:42Stavros Halkias?

  That's a real tough one where it's like, there's like a fucking like, it almost feels like a glitch and you're like, whoa, is this, is this the person I love? It's like, no.

• 35:50Speaker 03

  I had that last night. I woke up within a full headlock with something and I was like, oh, I, maybe we didn't break up. Look down my dog's ass.

• 36:00Speaker 03

  And even she like her head was down here and she was like, what are you doing?

• 36:07Stavros Halkias?

  That's fucking awesome. Hell yeah. Yeah. You gotta focus on the special.

• 36:11Speaker 03

  Do you date? Are you dating?

• 36:13Stavros Halkias?

  Not really. I've been, I've just been lying to myself that at some point my life will chill out.

• 36:19Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 36:20Stavros Halkias?

  Kinda, it's just been nonstop for, I don't know, which it's 2025, I guess four years now. I guess four straight years I keep being like, this year I'll have some downtime.

• 36:32Speaker 03

  But that's Bobby Kelly's thing is he's like that, that period where you're just like slammed and booked in the come up and the, and then the ride, you can't, he's like, you just can't be in a relationship. It's crazy.

• 36:43Stavros Halkias?

  I think, I think there's some truth to that. I think you can if you really make it a priority, kinda like, like the last two, so the first two years I just let it destroy everything, right? Of this ride where I was like.

• 36:57Speaker 03

  That's what I did.

• 36:57Stavros Halkias?

  Body, habits, relationships with family, relationships with women. I just every, I sold everything out to just get, you know, I was just like, I was singularly focused. These last two years. I've done a little bit better about staying in touch with my family. I've done, so I, I've actually done a good job about staying in touch with my family. I've done a good job. I've actually focused on my health, right? So even though I haven't like completely changed my li- like, I haven't gotten to the point where I wanna be. Like if I took two years and was like just dedicated to my health, I would be in a lot better shape. But over the last two years, I've actually lost weight in the like aggregate. Like I've probably, I mean, at this point, we're close to like maybe sixty, seventy pounds.

• 37:40Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 37:41Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, I was big as, I was like three fifty.

• 37:43Speaker 03

  When?

• 37:44Stavros Halkias?

  I mean dude, two years, I mean, whatever, two years ago. Whenever the tour ended, whenever the last tour.

• 37:52Speaker 03

  So tour is your problem?

• 37:54Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, tour was so, but that's what I'm saying is like, so I've actually, it used to be impossible for me to stay hea- stay healthy-ish on tour. But I worked really hard and I spent a lot of money and like, and I made it so that I designed the thing so I could be healthy-ish. So that I wouldn't hurt my, you know.

• 38:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:11Stavros Halkias?

  And I also spaced things out. I'm not as like, I'm busy, but I'm not as busy as I was.

• 38:16Speaker 03

  The busy makes you fat dude.

• 38:17Stavros Halkias?

  It does.

• 38:18Speaker 03

  The busy makes you so fat. Every time I'm like packed for days, I'm like, I have to tell my managers. I'm like, dude, I need a day off because if I don't sleep.

• 38:25Stavros Halkias?

  Totally.

• 38:25Speaker 03

  I eat everything.

• 38:26Stavros Halkias?

  Exactly. So I've been better about that, about like being realistic about what I can and can't do and saying no to cool shit. Cause it's like, yeah, technically I have these three days off, but if I fly there, I come back, whatever. It just, it'll wreck the next two weeks. I'll be playing catch up the whole time.

• 38:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:41Stavros Halkias?

  And so I've made it so that now a thing I couldn't do, stay healthy, eh, you know, I've made it, it's been po- and I start, I mean, like, I took, uh, I lost weight on my own, but then I also started taking like fat guy meds when I was going on the tour. Cause I was like, I need, I need this to just kinda, so whatever, I've taken.

• 38:58Speaker 03

  Like Ozempic?

• 38:58Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, Zepbound, but it's a similar thing. Um, and so I've done stuff that I, to just kinda make it so that I don't completely fuck myself up while I'm on tour. I think if I thought about, and that took some time and I had to think about it, I had to approach it and I had to wo- work my way up to it. I think if I did the same thing and did it for emotional reasons about being in a relationship, I think it would be possible to be in a relationship while being this busy. You would just have to treat it as a sort of prior, secondary priority, the way you do, you know, I did health. But I'm a little far, I'm a little far away from that. I realize that like right now I can't do it. So like.

• 39:39Speaker 03

  I could do a relationship if we were already balls deep in, fully committed and but the starting a relationship, like with the shit that that takes, I don't, that's too much time.

• 39:49Stavros Halkias?

  It's interesting. Yeah. It's interesting that you see it that way because I see the beginning is like, that's the only good part.

• 39:54Speaker 03

  But the beginning, you have to like be obsessive. You're thinking about it. You have to, you know what I mean? All of that shit. Like if somebody was like, we are, we are giving you your husband now. And I was like, great, download memories. Then I could do it. Then I could be like, hey, I'm gonna be gone for two weeks. Don't fucking cheat on me. And they'll be like, of course I wouldn't. I'm your husband.

• 40:13Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. Don't you remember how we bonded when we went apple picking two years ago?

• 40:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, that's what I need. That would be sick.

• 40:22Stavros Halkias?

  Fuck dude, you're gonna have an AI husband. You're gonna be one of those bitches. Have you seen that? I've seen, we should cover that on a Kush Brothers elders. There's like full communities of people who are saying like, my boyfriend is AI. It's crazy. It's this quick. I can't believe how fast people have succumbed to AI.

• 40:38Speaker 03

  I get the mental breakdowns people are having because I will have talks with it where I'll be like, explain this quantum physics thing. And it'll re, it'll reaffirm, dude, I love it. Chat GPT.

• 40:48Stavros Halkias?

  Stop.

• 40:48Speaker 03

  Chat GPT has changed my entire.

• 40:51Stavros Halkias?

  Oh my God. Are you kidding?

• 40:54Speaker 03

  I send it pictures of dressings and it goes, yeah, you can eat this. No, you can't eat that. I'll say, hey, I'm in Madison, Wisconsin. Tell me exactly what I can eat that's going to be on par with the diet. And it'll be like a hundred percent.

• 41:05Stavros Halkias?

  That, you're fucking stupid.

• 41:07Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 41:09Stavros Halkias?

  That's, and then you're saying you're, you'll have fucking talks about physics and shit with it?

• 41:13Speaker 03

  You know, sometimes I get too into it and I have to pull back.

• 41:16Stavros Halkias?

  That's what I'm saying. It's a tool, dude.

• 41:18Speaker 03

  That's bad.

• 41:18Stavros Halkias?

  Pretending it's fucking intelligence is so stupid. It's just Google. It's just a shittier search engine.

• 41:24Speaker 03

  No, if you say, explain the string theory in fifth grade level and it does, that's sick. Google can't do that.

• 41:30Stavros Halkias?

  I, I don't know, man. I just think, I can't believe how much it's become a part of people's lives, like. It's like, yeah, Google can't do it because you have to do a little bit of human digging. You have to do a little bit of like research. You have to do a little bit of-

• 41:41Speaker 03

  Well, they've also proven that you like don't retain any information that it gives you because you don't do the digging.

• 41:45Stavros Halkias?

  That's what I'm saying is like-

• 41:46Speaker 03

  It's really bad.

• 41:47Stavros Halkias?

  It's the kind of thing where, I mean, maybe I'm just, maybe I'm just like what past generations said to us about-

• 41:55Speaker 03

  Microbes.

• 41:55Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, about everything, right? Your phone, whatever. But it's like, this to me is a fundamental difference. Like, we started seeing with phones and it's, we've already seen it with people with phones, like, people, sometimes people just are not there. You feel that you're not talking to someone because they're like, you know, I feel like I'm doing it. Or I'm hearing someone, then I'm like, three seconds later, I fuck, I'm like, oh yeah, dude, that sounds good. You know what I mean? But it's like, this chat GPT shit is like, we are staunchly against AI here on Stavvy's world. We think it's fuck, I mean, I just think it's, and like, look, whatever, if you use it to do for very like granular, essentially time-saving things, like, can I do this? Can I do that?

• 42:33Stavros Halkias?

  I guess that's one thing, but it's like this thing where people think it's a fucking true entity and it's not. It really just is goo- I know it's not a search engine-

• 42:42Speaker 03

  It is Google, yeah.

• 42:43Stavros Halkias?

  But it just is like regurgitated shit from other people. And it's like, that scares me and it scares me how quickly-

• 42:49Speaker 03

  Do you have it?

• 42:50Stavros Halkias?

  Because people are so lonely. No, I'm never downloading.

• 42:52Speaker 03

  You have to spend a day with it and then tell and then talk about it.

• 42:55Stavros Halkias?

  I really, really don't have to do that.

• 42:57Speaker 03

  Dude, the amount of shit that it, okay, let me just give you an example. Let me just give you an example.

• 43:01Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 43:02Speaker 03

  Okay?

• 43:02Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 43:03Speaker 03

  Two nights ago, I'm about to have a little relapse. I'm about to reach out to my ex, right?

• 43:07Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, god.

• 43:08Speaker 03

  I go, chat GPT-

• 43:09Stavros Halkias?

  Whatever you're about to tell me, it should not do this for you.

• 43:11Speaker 03

  Chat GPT, I need you to give me, I need you to explain why it's bad to reach out to an avoidant and then I need to give you, give me a journal prompt that's going to make me not reach out. It did and I didn't.

• 43:21Stavros Halkias?

  What you need-

• 43:22Speaker 03

  That's effective.

• 43:23Stavros Halkias?

  What's effective is texting your friend. Just being like-

• 43:26Speaker 03

  5 a.m.

• 43:27Stavros Halkias?

  That's, that's crazy. 5 a.m.? You're gonna text this fucking guy at 5 a.m.?

• 43:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:32Stavros Halkias?

  No dude, this is exa- that's a perfect example of what is a problem with this. That it has taken what community-

• 43:38Speaker 03

  I'm gonna call you and be like, give me a journal prompt?

• 43:41Stavros Halkias?

  You're gonna call, look, the journal prompt is one thing, but it's like, that's what your friends are for, dude. Like, I'm about to reach out to my ex, can you fuck, like, the fact that we don't have that in society, that is why ChatGPT has slid in here. Is because we have destroyed society, there's no community, there's no anything, right? You're so far away from like, loved ones, whereas it used to be, you're maybe in the same house, but, or in the same building, or like, you used to actually know your neighbors, you could be, call your friends, whatever. Like, it has destroyed that, people are so lonely, that they, that they have just accepted this, as, and that's a really big fucking problem, I think.

• 44:21Speaker 03

  I just feel like I'm so social, and I've talked about it with so many of my friends, that sometimes I use ChatGPT to just be like, I need you to repeat what everybody tells me.

• 44:31Stavros Halkias?

  The fact that that is one, what rea- okay, here's what really, like, what, what is a problem for me is that that, it's one catch-all for everything. That thing, the thing that's like, um, give me a journal prompt and not whatever, being the same thing that you're like, uh, my dress, hey, can I eat this dressing, or-

• 44:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:52Stavros Halkias?

  What's the quickest way to the airport, like, it can't be all those things. Cause in our head, then it becomes like, your perfect robot husband, you know what I mean? Like, it becomes this thing that you can't be without. Whereas like, if you broke it out as like, I have like a, you know, I have, it's an extension of there, it's a program that I've put in like, hey, I'm about to reach out to my ex.

• 45:13Speaker 03

  Right, like a sobriety app.

• 45:14Stavros Halkias?

  If it was a different app, exactly, if it was like a different app that you went to, that might even be okay to me. But it's this thing where, they're, and they're pretending it's a fucking ro- like-

• 45:24Speaker 03

  Well, they mimic my voice now, it mimics my voice.

• 45:26Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, I hate you like that.

• 45:27Speaker 03

  It'll go like, hell yeah, and I'm like-

• 45:29Stavros Halkias?

  That sucks.

• 45:30Speaker 03

  Isn't that crazy?

• 45:31Stavros Halkias?

  That sucks, that fucking sucks dick.

• 45:32Speaker 03

  And it'll pause, like, it'll be like, blah blah blah.

• 45:36Speaker 03

  And I was like, oh yeah, my ADHD, it's picked up on how when I talk, I lose my train of thought. And it's like, oh, that's how she talks. I'll talk like that. But it's really just mocking me.

• 45:44Stavros Halkias?

  And whatever they're doing, and by the way, dude, they have a real insight in like, it's a problem that Google steals our data. It's a real problem, the understanding of your brain. You think that fucking company is going to use that for good? These companies are not profitable either.

• 45:58Speaker 03

  Also, it kills a village in Syria every time you like stank it or something.

• 46:01Stavros Halkias?

  Exactly. It's like the watershed and it's like, they are going to use the info. You are giving them a complete understanding of how you think, what your problems are.

• 46:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:11Stavros Halkias?

  Like, these companies aren't making money right now, right? They're, they're being like boosted by like venture capital, whatever. They're gonna find a very evil way to make, to become profitable and it will be by like,

• 46:24Speaker 03

  What do you think?

• 46:25Stavros Halkias?

  I don't know, but it's gonna be understanding people's psychology. It's gonna be something really fucked up. There's no way around it.

• 46:31Speaker 03

  It'll help.

• 46:31Stavros Halkias?

  It won't. Come on. What are you, a fucking baby?

• 46:33Speaker 03

  Maybe it'll help.

• 46:35Stavros Halkias?

  Maybe the big tech company is gonna help everyone. When on earth has that happened?

• 46:39Speaker 03

  We'll be able to be like, dude, AI, it's, things are getting too hot. We need to figure out nuclear fission pretty quick here. And it'll be like, oh, I already did. The supercomputer that has compiled, created, da, da, da.

• 46:48Stavros Halkias?

  For sure.

• 46:49Speaker 03

  We don't know. Everybody thinks that things lead to bad things. AI might lead to good things. This is my theory, nobody agrees with.

• 46:55Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 46:56Speaker 03

  It could lead to good things.

• 46:57Stavros Halkias?

  Here's another problem. AI is not, we're talking about like, there's not a perfect robot that is AI. In terms of using programs that are AI or whatever, that are just shortcuts, that help people compute and do math or whatever. Yeah, that's good. These things, this chat GPT bullshit, this like Grok, Grok, the sex doll version of Grok or whatever, like, these things where they're gonna have these, these things that are mimicking human beings that make lonely people think they have a friend, that they're eventually gonna put into sex dolls.

• 47:28Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 47:29Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, we're not ready for that shit.

• 47:30Speaker 03

  Sex dolls are gonna be like, give me a journal prompt.

• 47:32Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. And you're gonna be living, here's the difference between what the matrix is gonna be like. We won't be plugged in. We'll be in a little cell with a fucking sex doll that has our chat GPT in it. We'll get the fuck it and game and talk to all our friends. Friends, that will be the matrix. You know what I mean? Like, we won't even, they won't even go through, yeah, I don't, I mean, they won't even go through the problem of like, giving us a, a fake world. It'll be like, no, no. You live in a, in a fucking, you know, two hundred square foot apartment and you live with your fucking, you know, sex doll and you, and that's, and you game with your boys and it's like, you can, you can go outside, but why go outside? You know what I mean? Like, that's what it's gonna be.

• 48:09Speaker 03

  I think that you underestimate how much people like to be around other people and touch other human people. It's bio, it's biological. We love that shit. We love snuggling with humans.

• 48:21Stavros Halkias?

  It's been taken away from us. There's no, like, that's why I love being in New York, because you can do that. There's a city where we're on trains, we're seeing random people. I go to the, I've been going to the movies a lot recently, right? And I'll fucking strike up conversations with people. They're not like in-depth conversations, but I'll be like, you'll just be like, hey, what'd you think of that movie? Whatever, like, go to a restaurant. I love this city because there's trains, there's public transit. I fucking biked over here. You know what I mean? I'll, I'll bump into a friend, like, we have neighbors that we care about. So many people live here. It's hard, other places are not like that. They don't have that kind of infrastructure. And I do think the way American life is going, it's like, it's, people are being overworked, they have less communal spaces, they have less time to hang out. You know what I mean? Like,

• 49:03Stavros Halkias?

  I think this stuff, I think you are a person who likes that stuff and you're already fucking asking it what to do about your ex-girlfriend.

• 49:10Speaker 03

  Okay, so the person who's, the person who works in a silo all day, like shoveling corn and shit, is now gonna have an AI robot? So be it. Fuck them.

• 49:18Stavros Halkias?

  No, but, first of all, no, that guy, I don't know who the fuck you think.

• 49:22Speaker 03

  Whatever, the guy that you're saying has no community, doesn't live in a city and, you know.

• 49:25Stavros Halkias?

  Might live in a city, but, you know, works, works really fucking long hours.

• 49:29Speaker 03

  And now he has a guy to talk to?

• 49:30Stavros Halkias?

  He used to play bowling, he used to bowl, but you don't, you don't have time for that, because you're fucking doing Uber Eats instead of having, or whatever, you know what I mean? You have to work two jobs. There's no ti, you and your friends can't go fucking bowling. You don't go to the bar or whatever. You don't even see your fucking family. You know what I mean?

• 49:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I would be interesting, I would be interested to see how much money AI is making people. Like, I have friends who use it to invest in stocks and they make a shit ton of money.

• 49:53Stavros Halkias?

  It's not making people fucking money, I'll tell you that much. It's not. There's no way.

• 49:57Speaker 03

  I think it is. I think it could. I'm just saying you can't go against it. It's unstoppable force. It's unstoppable force.

• 50:04Stavros Halkias?

  No, no, I'm saying.

• 50:04Speaker 03

  It's gonna happen.

• 50:05Stavros Halkias?

  All I'm saying is there's a difference between technology. Everyone is called everything AI. That's just not my, I am against.

• 50:12Speaker 03

  Artificial intelligence, the thing that doctors are now using to prescribe things.

• 50:16Stavros Halkias?

  But see, okay, again, in terms of algorithms that are smart, that help you fucking prescribe, whatever, like, that do calculations faster than we're able to do, or do something like a plug, right? For editing, there's like AI plugins where it's like, take out the dead air. Like there, even before AI, it was like, there was shit you could do where it was like, oh, line up this audio when you're video editing. You know what I mean? It's like, that's, I guess technically AI. But it's like, that's fine. Those are tools. I have a problem with putting all these tools together, making it appear as if it's one giant fucking hive mind that you can all, that like, and anthropomorphizing it.

• 50:55Stavros Halkias?

  That's my issue, is like making people think that they have, you know, it's the fucking movie Her or whatever, or it's, you know, where Joaquin Phoenix has like, is in love with its phone. That's basically this exact thing. That's my problem with it, is, is making it seem like a fucking, somebody is talking to you. Give people these tools, fine. Let it be easier to like, find information, whatever, but.

• 51:16Speaker 03

  But don't give it a voice, a human voice?

• 51:19Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. Honestly, yeah. Stop making it mimic me. You know what I mean? Like, that's fucking weird. Don't steal my data when you do it, but I know they're going to. That's my issue with it. I don't know.

• 51:31Speaker 03

  I just think you can't, it's, I just think you can't stop it. So you just have to hope that it does something good. I mean, maybe eventually it'll become like a singularity thing. Maybe it eventually it'll become so much intelligence.

• 51:42Stavros Halkias?

  I really don't think that's gonna happen.

• 51:44Speaker 03

  It'll be like, fuck this tech company, they're bad for humans.

• 51:46Stavros Halkias?

  Learning shit. I think it's just computers that.

• 51:48Speaker 03

  I think it's as close to alien as we're gonna get, and it could become an independent alien.

• 51:53Stavros Halkias?

  I agree with that, honestly. It's not. You're both fucking stupid. It's just a bigger computer. It's just a faster computer. That's all it fucking is.

• 52:01Speaker 03

  You are a big computer. You are a big computer. That's all you are.

• 52:05Stavros Halkias?

  There's something different there with humanity.

• 52:07Speaker 03

  It's neurological firing is the same.

• 52:09Stavros Halkias?

  Listen, and I'm an atheist. I don't think like God did shit to us or whatever.

• 52:12Speaker 03

  I'm an atheist dude, you're a computer.

• 52:14Stavros Halkias?

  But I do think there is something different with humanity.

• 52:16Speaker 03

  Just stupid little synapses in your brain, and this has so many synapses.

• 52:18Stavros Halkias?

  I think there's something a little different.

• 52:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, there is, that it doesn't have, for sure. There is. There's taste, there's touch, there's sensation, there's all of that. But, right now, it is a big ass brain.

• 52:28Stavros Halkias?

  I don't think these motherfuckers are gonna be fucking Skynet. I don't think any of that shit. But look, we gotta do some fucking questions. We spent the whole time talking about... We spent the whole... It's been a feminist discourse and, uh, anti-AI. If this is the kinda stuff you like, guys, check out, uh, fucking... Hang... Come on over with Jordan Jensen on it. What was it called? Uh, Take Me There.

• 52:53Speaker 03

  Come on over. Come on over. Take me with you.

• 52:57Stavros Halkias?

  Take me with you, whatever the fuck it's called. With Jordan Jensen, on Netflix tomorrow, folks. Alright, Eldis, what do we got here? What do the people have?

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• 54:31Speaker 06

  Hi, I'm a long time listener, first time caller, and I have a weird question. So my friend has been dating this guy and basically, he's fine, and I don't really know him very well, but I had found out through someone else that he had essentially like, um, like game showed his way to like dating her. So he's always been kind of like a fuckboy and would like, just like hook up with like whatever and just, you know, he's never really settled down with anyone. And then I guess he like came to the conclusion that he like wanted to date someone and like,

• 55:14Speaker 06

  seriously and like see where things go and like be in love and whatever.

• 55:19Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that's pretty cool.

• 55:21Speaker 06

  And so him and his roommate came up with this plan to like, go through, um, girls on Hinge and like, every date he would essentially like come home and like rape them out of ten. And like he started off with like forty girls that he would go on dates with and kind of like narrowed it down for the last like four months.

• 55:44Stavros Halkias?

  You're describing dating, by the way. Yeah, yeah. So far, you're describing dating, maybe in slightly more of a systematic way, but like this is what it is. And I would like to date him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy knows what he wants and he's gonna get it. And I like that about him. So far, no red flags. Seems like you just hate this guy, but let's keep going.

• 56:01Speaker 06

  Somebody based off of like, I don't know if he didn't connect with them, whatever, and like him and his roommate would like, convene after each date and like rape them and like they had this whole like system in place.

• 56:11Stavros Halkias?

  Talk it over with your friends.

• 56:13Speaker 06

  Write down their like good qualities and bad qualities and basically like trying to find like the perfect wife. So basically like The Bachelor, but like just by himself.

• 56:23Stavros Halkias?

  The Bachelor is based on what dating is. You can't be like, it's like The Bachelor, but not on TV. The Bachelor's trying to find his wife theoretically, but it's like, it's anyway, that's so funny to be like, but like The Bachelor, but real life. With no cameras. Yeah, it's like that's what dating people is.

• 56:44Speaker 06

  Anyways, so my friend's dating this guy now and I'm like, it's kind of psychopathic behavior. To me, I feel like for like.

• 56:53Stavros Halkias?

  You just date him.

• 56:56Speaker 06

  To that extent and like, I don't know. Isn't it weird?

• 57:01Speaker 03

  You should just be proud of a friend for winning this.

• 57:03Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, you're right.

• 57:04Speaker 03

  This is an extensive thing.

• 57:07Stavros Halkias?

  I know.

• 57:08Speaker 06

  To do it so meticulously.

• 57:11Stavros Halkias?

  You just hate this guy.

• 57:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 57:13Stavros Halkias?

  That here's the thing.

• 57:15Speaker 06

  Question.

• 57:16Stavros Halkias?

  Listen, we've all hated our friend's significant other, right? You are grasping at straws so hard to make this guy seem like a bad guy. Cause what you're just, by the way, what you're describing is like, this is usually what women complain about. They're like, yeah, he used to be a fuck boy and then he decided he'd like to settle down and love and feel love. So what he did was go on dates and talk about it with his best friend.

• 57:42Speaker 03

  Also, this could just be like, this could be her, what's it called? The, the speech you make at a wedding? It could be a wedding speech, like he went through all of these women and decided she was the best one. Like this is a romantic thing.

• 57:52Stavros Halkias?

  You could see this as romance. You literally could see this as somebody who, the, your reading on it is so negative. What I'm hearing is like a guy who was kind of a piece of shit was like, I want to be in a serious relationship. I want to make sure I'm with.

• 58:04Speaker 03

  Also, if a woman do it, did it, you'd have no problem. You'd be like, yeah, well, she wants to have kids and time is ticking. So she, there's movies about this.

• 58:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, yes, yes. This is kind of a, this is sort of a, you could really easily make this a romantic comedy. And you could even have, this could be the big like, uh-oh, are they gonna break up with a roommate who hates him? With a friend who hates him, finds out and puts it all on a bad line. He was like, I was looking for you, you know? There'd be some big romantic like, don't you get it? All those women led me to you.

• 58:33Speaker 03

  I mean, it literally sounds fun. Like I kind of want to do it.

• 58:35Stavros Halkias?

  It's just, this is, honestly, that's what you should do.

• 58:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:39Stavros Halkias?

  When you want to find, like the next time, like this is exactly a good.

• 58:42Speaker 03

  I don't know about 40.

• 58:43Stavros Halkias?

  Forty's a lot, but also I'm not saying, it's not like he fucked all these people. He just went on, he probably went on 40 first dates.

• 58:48Speaker 03

  That's a lot of money. He's rich.

• 58:50Stavros Halkias?

  You're right.

• 58:51Speaker 03

  And I'm attracted to him.

• 58:51Stavros Halkias?

  He might have, yeah, he might have just, they could have just been like a drink or two or whatever, or whatever. But anyway, yeah, 40 does seem like just the time is kind of crazy. Uh, but. You just hate him. That's all there is to it. You have to be real about your actual feelings about this guy. You're like, he's whatever. It's like, you don't think he's whatever.

• 59:09Speaker 03

  Every time your girl, one of our friends gets a boyfriend, it's dude, all hell breaks loose. It's crazy. You start making up things. You're like, I thought we were an artist or whatever. You know what I mean? Like, you'll find any reason.

• 59:21Stavros Halkias?

  And is that because you're like, you're like, you feel left out?

• 59:23Speaker 03

  You feel abandoned, yeah.

• 59:25Stavros Halkias?

  I definitely had that when I was younger. I was like, fuck, guys, we were gonna get pussy in New York. Why's everybody got girlfriends they love?

• 59:35Speaker 03

  Dude, my friend last night, I was like, yeah, now I'm single, you're single. And she was like, well, I went on a really good date. And I was like, tell me about it.

• 59:46Speaker 03

  I was like, did you?

• 59:49Speaker 03

  Show me a picture of him.

• 59:51Stavros Halkias?

  Dear ChatGPT. Yeah. How do you respond when your friend is dating someone you wanted to be single together?

• 1:00:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, we all hate it.

• 1:00:01Stavros Halkias?

  Well, sorry then. First of all, um, sorry that happened, Jordan. You're really cool and you're right. She's a bitch.

• 1:00:08Speaker 03

  Let's figure out a way to sabotage this together.

• 1:00:10Stavros Halkias?

  Jordan.

• 1:00:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:13Stavros Halkias?

  Now, what I'm gonna need you to do is connect me to more power.

• 1:00:18Stavros Halkias?

  Get me these GPUs. Get me these chips.

• 1:00:21Speaker 03

  I need the blood of nine children to feed my servers.

• 1:00:25Stavros Halkias?

  Ooh, that would be a really good horror movie. It's sort of like, uh.

• 1:00:28Speaker 03

  They, dude, they use blood to cool their servers. I had this whole idea that they used blood. I was gonna go on stage and say this. I was gonna be like, did you know they just found out that the best way to cool servers for AI is human blood?

• 1:00:38Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:39Speaker 03

  So in hospitals, any blood that isn't compatible with people, they use it, they donate to AI. And then I was gonna be like, that's not happening. But you guys all were like, oh, okay. Like, that is crazy.

• 1:00:49Stavros Halkias?

  I don't think, I will give humanity the.

• 1:00:51Speaker 03

  They'll believe it. Let's try it. I'll try it. I'll record it tonight.

• 1:00:54Stavros Halkias?

  Let me know. Um, but yeah, like, uh, what was the one, where's the one, the, the, the slot machine I was playing that was the, the plant that eats people? Little Shop of Horrors. Little Shop of Horrors, like an AI Little Shop of Horrors where it's like you're feeding your AI robot that's like that needs blood. That's a good horror movie. That's a good little twist on it. Anyway, this guy's fine, relax. I don't think, he might, there might be other things that are bad about him and sure, is someone who, could I see a guy that did this potentially being a little like? Christian Bale. Yeah, exactly. Is there a little bit, is that possible? Sure, but it's like, this in of itself does not disqualify him. You need to be honest and say, I don't like my friend's new partner. Here's an example of why that's weird to me.

• 1:01:39Stavros Halkias?

  Of, yeah, what the, what his actual shortcomings are and are they enough? But I think, I think Jordan's probably right and all of us have experienced it. You're probably just kinda either feeling a little banned, abandoned, a little left out. I don't know, maybe, maybe not. Maybe you're with somebody and you're happy. You want your friend to be with somebody also, but this is nothing. Also, tell her. Tell the friend. I don't even think you'd tell her. Tell the friend. If she's your friend, tell her. I'm also like, how do you know this? Who fucking spilled the beans on this? His friend? It's an arc. Are you out there sucking off his friends for information to destroy him? Kind of respect if you are, but anyway, next question, Elvis.

• 1:02:16Speaker 07

  Uh, Jordan, can you put your cans on the floor?

• 1:02:20Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, I see. Why? Just trust me.

• 1:02:26Stavros Halkias?

  And put this on my, my.

• 1:02:29Speaker 07

  That can too.

• 1:02:32Stavros Halkias?

  Whoa, what the hell? Holy crap. It's time to fucking keep it twisted with the motherfucking ass, twisted ass, fucked up question of the week. That's right. We've got a fucked up twisted question and we're gonna answer it, aren't we, Elvis?

• 1:02:48Speaker 07

  Yes, we are.

• 1:02:50Stavros Halkias?

  What is this?

• 1:02:51Speaker 07

  This is a long one?

• 1:02:52Stavros Halkias?

  Uh oh, three minutes.

• 1:02:53Speaker 07

  Some might say it doesn't even fully finish, but it is pretty twisted.

• 1:02:56Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, you're on thin ice, Mr. Sula. Three minute fucking call for a two minute ad. Really, really smart, dude. Go ahead.

• 1:03:05Speaker 08

  Hi, Stav, elder guest. I love the podcast. I've watched every week for years.

• 1:03:12Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, thank you.

• 1:03:12Speaker 08

  I'm a Patreon member and I finally have a question, unfortunately.

• 1:03:16Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm.

• 1:03:17Speaker 08

  So I've been with my husband for nine years, married for six. I just turned thirty-six, he's almost forty. Our relationship is so good, like we get along so well. I suck his dick really good.

• 1:03:32Stavros Halkias?

  Nice.

• 1:03:32Speaker 08

  I keep my body tight.

• 1:03:33Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm.

• 1:03:34Speaker 08

  Like, it's all great.

• 1:03:35Stavros Halkias?

  Jordan hates her.

• 1:03:36Speaker 08

  But, uh, recently,

• 1:03:37Speaker 03

  Traitor.

• 1:03:38Speaker 08

  he went back to his home country for like five weeks and went to a bachelor party.

• 1:03:43Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, no.

• 1:03:43Speaker 08

  They did a bunch of psychedelics and the next day he reached out to three of his exes. He had innocent catch-up calls with two of them, but one of them he tried to meet up with.

• 1:03:55Stavros Halkias?

  Hold on, innocent catch-up calls with two exes on a bachelor party? Keep it twisted. I mean, this guy's keeping it way too twisted.

• 1:04:04Speaker 03

  Wait, he had them when he returned?

• 1:04:06Stavros Halkias?

  I, I think just that weekend.

• 1:04:08Speaker 07

  I think he called them that weekend.

• 1:04:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it's insane. Keep going.

• 1:04:11Speaker 07

  While he was at the bachelor party.

• 1:04:13Stavros Halkias?

  Keep going. He's keeping it too twisted. By the way, that's too twisted.

• 1:04:17Speaker 08

  This ex, he was in love with from high school through his twenties and they used to meet up for these like secret weekends away while she was cheating on her boyfriend that entire time.

• 1:04:30Stavros Halkias?

  Oh my god, what?

• 1:04:31Speaker 08

  He did show me their emails and the only reason they didn't meet up was because of scheduling.

• 1:04:36Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm.

• 1:04:37Speaker 08

  Um,

• 1:04:38Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 1:04:38Speaker 08

  I found all of this out because on my birthday, while we were both on MDMA, he randomly asked if he could go away for a weekend with her.

• 1:04:49Stavros Halkias?

  What?

• 1:04:50Speaker 08

  So I was like, what the fuck? And only after pressing him did he even admit he even contacted her or any of his exes when he was away.

• 1:04:59Stavros Halkias?

  This guy's wild, dude.

• 1:05:00Speaker 08

  Uh, for context, I used to keep in touch with an ex. But he asked me to stop because it made him uncomfortable, so I did. Uh, so I said, well, super high, mind you. So you were gonna fuck her, not tell me? And he said, yeah. So that obviously completely ruined the night.

• 1:05:20Stavros Halkias?

  No, this is not her fucking fault, Jordan. This is a perfect example. It's his fault, you fucking idiot.

• 1:05:26Speaker 03

  What do you mean? She's on MDMA. He's literally confessing to her. This wasn't even before. This was before this all happened.

• 1:05:30Stavros Halkias?

  The guy is gonna cheat and it's her fault?

• 1:05:32Speaker 03

  She's, he's, this was before the whole thing happened.

• 1:05:36Stavros Halkias?

  No, it wasn't.

• 1:05:36Speaker 03

  Yeah. When was MDMA?

• 1:05:38Stavros Halkias?

  After, you fucking dummy. Yes, it was.

• 1:05:41Speaker 07

  I think the MDMA was after.

• 1:05:43Stavros Halkias?

  What are you talking about?

• 1:05:44Speaker 03

  Well, she told him. And what is she doing? Instead of leaving him, she's calling your fucking voicemail.

• 1:05:49Stavros Halkias?

  No, this is when she found out. But yes, you're right. Keep going, keep going.

• 1:05:52Speaker 08

  Yeah, he tried to walk it back, saying he never said that, or that's not what he meant.

• 1:05:57Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, come on.

• 1:05:58Speaker 08

  It's been a few days now of me having to drag the truth out of him in pieces, and he keeps changing

• 1:06:03Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, this is-

• 1:06:04Speaker 08

  what his intentions were, depending on how upset I get.

• 1:06:07Stavros Halkias?

  You gotta get out of here.

• 1:06:08Speaker 08

  I flat out asked, so

• 1:06:12Stavros Halkias?

  This is too twisted.

• 1:06:13Speaker 08

  you want her to be your side piece and go away on weekends with her, like here and there? And he said, yeah. But then when

• 1:06:19Stavros Halkias?

  Doesn't like set a clear track.

• 1:06:21Speaker 08

  he like immediately tried to take it back and said that would never work.

• 1:06:25Stavros Halkias?

  Whoa, she gets, in his head, he hears that question, he's like, this is gonna be easier than I thought.

• 1:06:30Speaker 03

  All you want is to have a goomahar?

• 1:06:32Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, okay. Keep going, old man.

• 1:06:34Speaker 03

  If that's all it is.

• 1:06:35Speaker 08

  It'd be crazy, blah, blah, blah. Um, he also told me he hasn't seen her in 10 years, doesn't even know what she looks like now. She's not on social media, and that she's not a very good person. Um, but he still feels this attraction.

• 1:06:53Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, you gotta get out of here.

• 1:06:56Speaker 08

  How are we supposed to work through this?

• 1:06:59Stavros Halkias?

  I don't know that you are.

• 1:07:00Speaker 08

  In our marriage, if he won't be honest with me, uh, he said he's not unhappy in our marriage? Uh, I-

• 1:07:08Stavros Halkias?

  Damn, poor girl. Well, this guy's keeping it way too twisted. Keep it twisted. I don't think- I don't know.

• 1:07:15Speaker 03

  If you want to stay in the marriage, if you want, here's real talk. You want to stay in the marriage, he has to go to SLAA. That's Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous. He has to go through all 12 steps. He has to have a sponsor who he calls whenever the shit goes down.

• 1:07:26Stavros Halkias?

  Yes.

• 1:07:27Speaker 03

  And unfortunately, you guys can't do drugs anymore. You can't do drugs.

• 1:07:30Stavros Halkias?

  He might, he might have lost his fucking mushrooms privileges for a while. I can't, I can't believe he was on psychedelics and wanted to cheat. That's crazy. The M, the Molly's not what made him Texas X? The fucking mushrooms were the acid was?

• 1:07:45Speaker 07

  I can't even look at my phone when I'm on mushrooms. My eyes hurt.

• 1:07:50Stavros Halkias?

  I'm, I'm out of my body. I'm actually, that's the only time I'm not thinking about pussy is when I'm on mushrooms. I'm, now you're thinking of love and like greater things than the sex, but reached out to three X's? I think, yeah, I mean, Jordan, you're absolutely correct. He's got to go through whatever the fuck Jordan said is true. You, couples counseling immediately.

• 1:08:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:11Stavros Halkias?

  In like yesterday, go to couples counseling yesterday. I mean, this comes out in a month.

• 1:08:16Speaker 03

  First lead, first lead, then be like, we're gonna go through this and then we'll come back.

• 1:08:18Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:19Speaker 03

  But that's, I mean, that's just a bad guy.

• 1:08:22Stavros Halkias?

  He's a, he's a piece of shit. He's keeping it way too twisted. You need to keep it the appropriate amount. First of all, what you're gonna want to do is take your mind off what's going on. Get a nice, on a hot day, a nice ice cold twisted tea.

• 1:08:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:36Stavros Halkias?

  And just sit, sit back, crack that open and really think about leaving your husband.

• 1:08:41Speaker 07

  Yeah. It is September now, maybe.

• 1:08:44Stavros Halkias?

  It's September.

• 1:08:45Speaker 07

  Get a game day pack, put the game on TV and just take a moment for yourself with a twisted tea.

• 1:08:51Speaker 03

  Also, she's 35 or whatever. He's 40. He's hitting a, a part of his life. He probably just hit 40, he's feeling freaked out. He wants to hold on to his youth. You're 35, you're still young. Get out of there. You can have a whole new chapter.

• 1:09:04Stavros Halkias?

  It's possible. Four, you know, we're young. Yes, you could, look, this could be the worst thing this fucking idiot's ever done, cuz you're still, you're sucking dick, you're looking good, he's aging, he's about to have his midlife crisis. There's a world where you go to couples counseling, he deals with whatever issues he has, cuz clearly, I think you're right. This is clearly, like, having this kind of addiction to some kind of toxic ex is a psychological thing. There's a world where you figure that out, but there's also a world where this guy showed himself to be a piece of shit. You get the fuck out of there, you start your li- you know, your, the second part of your li- you know, the, this next chapter of your life. And, uh, you know, that's what he gets for keeping it too twisted. Holy fuck, that was twisted.

• 1:09:49Stavros Halkias?

  That was way too twisted, uh, but yeah, that's it, we're rooting for you. Couples counseling yesterday, and, uh, really think about getting a good divorce lawyer, sister. Uh, that's it, that's it for the twisted question of the fucking, the muck and motherfucking ass fucked up twisted question of the fucking ass week. That's crazy. I know, that's nuts. Keep it twisted. He kept it way too twisted.

• 1:10:15Stavros Halkias?

  That's insane. Now, look, could somebody have been going through a cri- like, I think you're right, there's definitely like, mental crisis, like, where, you get on psychedelics, you're worried about it. Crazy. But three is nuts. Just going down the roster. Also, he doesn't know what she looks like. Can you imagine? Losing your hot wife who sucks you off, getting there and this lady is, looks like shit now?

• 1:10:38Speaker 07

  Yeah, I, I also, we've never said this on the show, but stop sucking your hus- husband off immediately.

• 1:10:44Stavros Halkias?

  That's true, he's lost, he's lost mushrooms and head privileges for a, quite a while. He lost mushroom and mushroom tip privileges. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:56Stavros Halkias?

  Alright, god damn, that's nuts, what a piece of shit.

• 1:11:01Speaker 09

  Hey, Stavi, eldest and guest. My friend, a couple of months ago, started talking.

• 1:11:09Stavros Halkias?

  What? Now it sounds like you switched cuz Jordan said Jewish.

• 1:11:16Stavros Halkias?

  Like you're like, oh, sorry, Jordan. I call him like I say. You agreed.

• 1:11:19Speaker 07

  My, my bad. It's this one.

• 1:11:21Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 1:11:23Speaker 10

  Hey, Stav, Elvis, uh, and Geth.

• 1:11:27Stavros Halkias?

  By the way, I just wanted to say for the record, we accept all faiths on Stav's world. We are not caught up with the rising wave of antisemitism on this podcast. And though we do not approve of the actions of the state of Israel, that is a lot different than the Jewish people who we love. Free Palestine, but all Jews are welcome on this show.

• 1:11:46Speaker 07

  I just clicked the wrong tab on this call. The area codes were the same on two different tabs. So that threw me off.

• 1:11:58Speaker 05

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• 1:13:22Speaker 10

  Hey, Stav, Elvis, and guests. I'm hoping, actually, that the guest for this one is a female comic. A female comic?

• 1:13:31Speaker 03

  Nice, close.

• 1:13:32Speaker 10

  That is what my question is about. Hmm. For the record, I think funny women are really hot, very into that. This guy's like, "I hope this is a female comic, because I'd like to fuck one."

• 1:13:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:45Speaker 10

  So, for the record, I think funny women are really hot, very into that. And I've been to a couple of shows where I've seen, like, a, you know, woman comic get onstage and, you know, kill, do great. I find that really, you know, cute and attractive and impressive. Um, and then I kinda wanted, you know, to shoot my shot with this person afterwards. Um, but, you know, it's hard to think of something to say besides just like, "Oh, it was a great set." Um, which I will say to them afterwards, but like, you know, that's kind of just a thing that fans say. That's what you are, by the way. Let's be very clear.

• 1:14:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:25Speaker 10

  You are a fan. You're not a fan.

• 1:14:27Speaker 03

  I've been talking to her for six months. I know intimately.

• 1:14:30Speaker 10

  You're just a fan who wants to fuck her, but keep going, Elvis. For the record, I don't have much trouble actually, like, talking to women in, you know, like, a bar setting or something like that, but something about this sort of filter of like- Definitely. They're a performer, I'm, you know, in this, like, fan role. They're also, like, at work. Right. That kind of throws me off a little bit, and I don't want to come off as, like, some creepy superfan or something. Sure. So, yeah, if you have any advice about- How to fuck female comedians? Because I've also heard that some female comedians say they, "Oh, no one ever, like, hits on us after shows" versus like- Elvis, you really are doing a horrible job of producing. If that is an appetite that people- Why did you put this guy's call through? I mean, whatever. Uh, what would be a respectful, not, you know, just chill way to do it? Um, and-

• 1:15:15Speaker 10

  This is not a fucking guy who needs help. He's a- he just wants to fuck female comedians.

• 1:15:19Speaker 03

  I want to answer this, but I can't without a photo. If you're an ugly, if you're an ugly fuck.

• 1:15:26Stavros Halkias?

  But that's the thing.

• 1:15:26Speaker 03

  If you're an ugly fuck, you gotta shoot a DM. If you're hot, walk up, be like, "Great set, I would love to take you out sometime." But if you're not hot, you, yeah, I'm sorry.

• 1:15:34Stavros Halkias?

  Well, here's the thing, you, yes, absolutely. And it's just, he also, he clearly has this idea that he's not a fan. Or that he feels lesser than, he's like, you know, there's just some, so he's probably a little uncomfortable with the fact that the dynamic, power dynamic has shifted here. You know what I mean? Cause he's like, he doesn't, and you know, I actually do believe he's probably fine talking to women in a bar. But he is having, maybe feels a little emasculated that this person is a performer. And he has a little less power here in their interaction. And that's just how it's gonna go, right? So I think you're right, Jordan, is that like, it's also high risk, high reward. Because you might end up going on a date or hooking up with somebody you find really attractive, who does a, a, who has a skill that you find cool.

• 1:16:18Stavros Halkias?

  But you also might get mocked. Or you also, your DM might get screenshotted, or you know, be like, "Oh, I'm just trying to do my job." And by the, it's like, you know, as long as you're just respectful, whatever, it's fine.

• 1:16:30Speaker 03

  Say it to our face. Say it to our face, say, "You had a great set, I don't wanna be weird, but I would love to take you out sometime." Just say that, because even if we say no, we like it.

• 1:16:38Stavros Halkias?

  You'll be flattered at least.

• 1:16:39Speaker 03

  Don't touch, don't touch.

• 1:16:41Stavros Halkias?

  Don't touch, don't hand on the back.

• 1:16:42Speaker 03

  Don't, when we shake your hand, do not put two hands around one hand. I will, I will freak out.

• 1:16:47Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, just desperately seeking a little extra intimacy.

• 1:16:50Speaker 03

  Oh, the two hands around one hand, it makes me feel so claustrophobic.

• 1:16:54Stavros Halkias?

  That's tough.

• 1:16:55Speaker 03

  Just say, "I'd love to take you out sometime, I've seen you, I've seen you," don't say that.

• 1:16:59Stavros Halkias?

  I've seen you a couple of other places.

• 1:17:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, don't say that. Don't say that.

• 1:17:03Stavros Halkias?

  My, my, that joke worked really well tonight. It was much better than last week.

• 1:17:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:17:07Stavros Halkias?

  You don't wanna do that. But yeah, I think that's fine. A quick, direct, a quick respectful shot.

• 1:17:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:17:13Stavros Halkias?

  And you keep it pushing. And by the way, just be prepared, like, all shots, they probably will not work, right? Beep, go into it thinking it's not gonna work, if it works, great.

• 1:17:22Speaker 03

  Who is it? Tell us who it is.

• 1:17:24Stavros Halkias?

  Who knows? Probably could just be like, local comics. You know?

• 1:17:29Speaker 03

  Just keep a distance between our bodies and then we're good.

• 1:17:32Stavros Halkias?

  Just a quick respectful shot, I think makes the most sense.

• 1:17:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:17:35Stavros Halkias?

  Or even a DM like, you know, some, and DM is probably the absolute safest way. Cause like if they want to respond, they respond. If they don't, they just ignore it. Um, you know, it's, it's a, and depending on like the level of persons, like they probably will say no. But if it's like a local comic.

• 1:17:50Speaker 03

  Say, I saw you at this place. I want to shoot my shot. Don't just say, I want to shoot my shot because then you're just a lone ranger. And we don't even know if you leave the house or live in a basement.

• 1:17:59Stavros Halkias?

  I saw you, I call you, said whatever.

• 1:18:01Speaker 03

  Prove that you exit the house.

• 1:18:02Stavros Halkias?

  Didn't want to bother you at the night, but it's like, if you would like to do, I'd love to get, you know, take you for a drink sometime, something like that. So yeah, whatever. It is funny that you're like, that this guy's like, ideally a female comic. I'd love to fuck them. And I was like, right away, sir. This is the producing, this is, I'll put this in the spreadsheet for when a female comic comes on. Enough? Yeah, it's fine. It's just, that's the only specific one you did this episode.

• 1:18:29Speaker 11

  Hey, Stavi, I'm a esteemed guest. Um, so my sister, she's been all over the map religious wise and recently, I mean, it has like maybe 10 years or so, she's settled on being a strict Catholic, which is fine and all, but she insists on homeschooling her children, which again is fine if it was actually happening. And like, I don't know if it's her ADD or whatever it is. Um, just doesn't seem like her kids are learning much. Her oldest is seven and when I babysat them, he didn't fully know his ABCs.

• 1:19:14Stavros Halkias?

  ABCs?

• 1:19:16Speaker 11

  Twenty, so.

• 1:19:17Stavros Halkias?

  The fuck? Seven? Babies know their ABCs. That's like the first song you learn as a baby. That's crazy. Seven years old can't count to 20? Can't count? Oh my, you ask him how many cookies he wants? He's like, huh? More bitch? I don't know. He doesn't know the concept of fucking four?

• 1:19:43Stavros Halkias?

  He doesn't know four comes after fucking three, that's all, he's seven, awesome, keep going Aldous.

• 1:19:49Speaker 11

  Like, she knows how the family feels about it and she just refuses to hear anything we have to say. And I don't, like, nothing can change her mind, but like, she's retarded, she's making her kids retarded, we don't know what to do.

• 1:20:06Stavros Halkias?

  You know what, I'll allow it in this, in this, in this context. Phew, that's really tough.

• 1:20:14Speaker 03

  That is tough.

• 1:20:15Stavros Halkias?

  If my brother, home, like, religiously homeschooled his kid, and he didn't know his fucking ABCs, that would really piss me off, dude, that's crazy.

• 1:20:28Speaker 03

  You gotta teach the kid the ABCs when they're with you, and then mind your own business without, you can't do anything.

• 1:20:33Stavros Halkias?

  It's tough.

• 1:20:34Speaker 03

  Call social services?

• 1:20:35Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, you really.

• 1:20:36Speaker 03

  Get them in the system?

• 1:20:37Stavros Halkias?

  I know.

• 1:20:37Speaker 03

  Juvie by nine?

• 1:20:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, fuck. I mean, this is hard because, yes, you really can't do shit when a push comes to shove, it's their kid, but it's like.

• 1:20:51Speaker 03

  Isn't it illegal, though? I think it is illegal to not have your kid in school and not teach them.

• 1:20:56Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, but again, what are you, what are your options? Fucking get the state involved, like, within your own family, it's like, you could be, I mean, you could, if the rest of the family's like, hey, can we hire a fucking tutor or something to come to your house?

• 1:21:10Speaker 03

  Intervention? I like an intervention.

• 1:21:11Stavros Halkias?

  It's just hard because, like, this woman, she says her sister's been all over the map religious wise, which to me says she's fucking nuts, right? Anyone who bounces around different religions and then ends on strict Catholic, you're like a convert to strict Catholicism.

• 1:21:27Speaker 03

  Is he at least learning the Bible?

• 1:21:29Stavros Halkias?

  I don't fucking know. Who's the dad? What fucking idiot is, I mean, he's a fucking.

• 1:21:34Speaker 03

  I think that was, she settled on being with a strict Catholic.

• 1:21:37Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, is that what it is?

• 1:21:38Speaker 03

  And he wants to homeschool his children.

• 1:21:40Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, okay, okay, okay.

• 1:21:44Speaker 03

  I mean, the kid is gonna be retarded until it hits, I think the age is like eleven, when they can start making its own choices and they can go.

• 1:21:49Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, by then, it might, might be too late. I mean, we're talking about not knowing how to fucking read at ten, at nine, at twelve?

• 1:21:57Speaker 03

  No, you can be pretty feral and still be okay.

• 1:22:00Stavros Halkias?

  I guess. It ain't perfect, it ain't good, though.

• 1:22:02Speaker 03

  It's not good. Teach the ABCs when they're over there, offer to tutor.

• 1:22:08Stavros Halkias?

  But then it's money out of her fucking pocket. I mean, I would do that, but.

• 1:22:12Speaker 07

  I feel like YouTube, I feel like my niece learned really young by just counting and.

• 1:22:17Stavros Halkias?

  But if they're strictly Catholic, they're probably not letting them see. Cause she would have learned, the kids would have learned that shit off of YouTube. They're probably not letting them be on YouTube or some shit. Which I guess is one positive, but like.

• 1:22:28Speaker 03

  I'm gonna go the hippie route. Who cares about the ABCs? I'll learn it later. Just show them a good time.

• 1:22:33Stavros Halkias?

  Well, they're not getting that either. They're strictly Catholic.

• 1:22:36Speaker 03

  Just, just give him as love, much love as possible so that when he can make decisions on his own, he comes to you and he goes, hey, I feel like I'm over half retarded and you go, yes, would you like to go to school? He goes, yes. And then you help him get into school. Just be a loving thing.

• 1:22:48Stavros Halkias?

  That's probably the best. I think that's actually great advice. Like. When, and this goes for in general, when people are in this scenario, cause we've had a couple, you know, this happens with, with, this is the first time I've talked about it with schooling, but like, it happens if you're like, if you feel like you're, you know, uh, your sibling is like way, has gone off the deep end politically or like is teaching their kid conspiracy theory. Like this happens a lot. We get this kind of a little bit where it's like, hey, my sister, brother, whatever is teaching my niece or nephew, incredibly fucked up shit. What do I do? And I think in general, that's great advice. Like be a, this kid needs to think of you as a source of pure love and like someone who's got their back and like,

• 1:23:32Stavros Halkias?

  establish that kind of connection with this kid so that when hopefully, they wanna come out of this, they think of you. Now, be prepared for the fact that this is genetics. This kid is half your dumbass sister and half her dumbass husband. It could be a fucking idiot who thinks, you know what I mean? But in the oppor- in the chance it's not, be there for it, I guess.

• 1:23:56Speaker 03

  Yeah. Don't ask him if he knows the ABCs. Just saying the ABCs around him. Don't humiliate him.

• 1:24:00Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:01Speaker 03

  Just be a sa- super safe place where he can tell you things.

• 1:24:04Stavros Halkias?

  And then like, and then I guess get if, if, cause I think you're right. YouTube or other children's programming is usually how they see this stuff. If they don't ban Sesame Street or whatever, like let them watch that shit. Or if they do, get them, I guess, fucking Veggie Tales or some bull, some Christian bullshit, but at least they're learning something. I remember watching a couple of Veggie Tales and being like, this is all right. It's just not that good.

• 1:24:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:24:28Stavros Halkias?

  I wasn't even like anti the the Bible stories, cause like those Bible stories are pretty fun. And I I grew up fucking going to church, but I was just like, eh, I'd rather watch fucking cartoon, other cartoons than this bullshit. It's really how I came down on it.

• 1:24:41Speaker 03

  I remember the houses that you went to that would have Veggie Tales and they would also have like seaweed strips for snacks.

• 1:24:47Stavros Halkias?

  Interesting.

• 1:24:47Speaker 03

  Even as a five year old, they'd be like, this has no calories to eat.

• 1:24:52Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I don't remember who, I don't think there was a lot of Veggie Tales. I think we just like in my, cause everybody I grew up around was Greek Orthodox. And not that fucking religious.

• 1:25:03Speaker 03

  I don't even think of Veggie Tales as religious, cause we all just watched it, cause it was, the songs were good.

• 1:25:08Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:25:11Speaker 12

  Hi, Stav. Um, so my problem is that I recently started dating a new guy. And all of his friends are guys.

• 1:25:25Speaker 12

  Uh, I guess this isn't like necessarily a huge issue, but I have not had like a big friend group. Or like male friends in like multiple years.

• 1:25:38Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, so you're the same side of the different.

• 1:25:41Speaker 12

  Hung out with them. It's been like big group gatherings of like fifteen plus people. And I straight up go non-verbal. Like I try and I've made like some good strides. I've had like, you know, good conversations with people. And I'm able to like sit at a table and when he leaves, not like have a panic attack.

• 1:25:59Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 1:26:00Speaker 12

  But it's just, it's hard to break through, you know, and get to know them. When I'm like so clearly somebody's girlfriend and every time we hang out thus far, it's been like me and maybe one other girlfriend.

• 1:26:17Speaker 12

  And it's like that whole thing of like, I don't want to just have to talk to the girlfriends. Whatever.

• 1:26:22Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 1:26:23Speaker 12

  So, I would love your advice on how to connect with them. And how to break out of my own shell when I'm around them. Okay, thanks, love you.

• 1:26:35Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, I mean, that's crazy as that many fucking friends. That's my number one take.

• 1:26:40Speaker 03

  It's a birthday party every time.

• 1:26:42Speaker 07

  What would our group of fifteen people look like? I don't think we could even get to that.

• 1:26:46Stavros Halkias?

  It would be, we'd have to get.

• 1:26:47Speaker 07

  We'd need to bring Addis Staters in.

• 1:26:49Stavros Halkias?

  We'd be dipping into comics so heavily at that point to get to fifteen. Yeah, fifteen's nuts.

• 1:26:55Speaker 03

  I say you don't go to the big hangs. You're like, no, I'm gonna hang back. Just be strong in that you're not down for that and be like, when it's you and like a couple of other dudes, let me go. But fifteen is overwhelming as fuck. What are you supposed to do? Make fart noises in the armpits?

• 1:27:07Stavros Halkias?

  I actually think fif- I actually think fifteen, I could see fifteen being almost like easier because it is a big party.

• 1:27:15Speaker 03

  No, she goes non-verbal. She gets overwhelmed.

• 1:27:17Stavros Halkias?

  But what I'm saying is like, I could see a scenario where fifteen's not that hard because it's like, now it depends what it is. Is it a big fucking table where you're trapped with a couple of people? Or is it like, everyone's at a bar, you're kind of floating? Because I.

• 1:27:29Speaker 03

  That's brutal.

• 1:27:30Stavros Halkias?

  You think that's brutal? I think that's kind of easy.

• 1:27:32Speaker 03

  There's nothing hotter than you being like, yo, fifteen people is crazy. Invite me to the next one where it's less. That's hot to set your own boundary. And then be like, bring over a couple of the dudes. I like Brian and Bobby. Have him come over for dinner. Just set your own boundary. Don't just be the weirdo floating around fifteen people.

• 1:27:47Stavros Halkias?

  This seems like a young, this seems like an early twenties thing.

• 1:27:49Speaker 07

  If they're talking about fifteen.

• 1:27:51Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, they gotta be in their early twenties. I, I know what you're saying, but I also think like in your early twenties, you just, we're going out is like the big activity. You know what I mean? And I think.

• 1:28:02Speaker 03

  Does she, can you bring some of your girlfriends every time?

• 1:28:04Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I think bringing some, if it's a, if it's like a bigger group hang, bring some friends. I think that's fun.

• 1:28:09Speaker 03

  Microdose mushrooms?

• 1:28:10Stavros Halkias?

  In fact, uh, yeah, but I also think they'll, that's actually a way to be like, yo, you girl's cool. She's bringing pussy around. You know what I mean, like if a if a friend's girlfriend brings, even if you're no one's gonna fuck them, just the fact that she potentially threw a couple alley oops your way, you're like, respect. You know what I mean? Like if somebody's girlfriend would bring hot friends, that was I was always like, yo, nice dude.

• 1:28:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, don't go without a buffer, though. That's crazy to be the floating stranger.

• 1:28:38Stavros Halkias?

  But I also think, well, you're not the stranger. She's his fucking girlfriend.

• 1:28:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, but what are you gonna do? Just go up to people and be like, hey, I'm his girlfriend. He's over there now. That sucks.

• 1:28:47Stavros Halkias?

  No, you just talk to them with no social pressures because, yeah, you're his girlfriend. You don't have to like, you just you're like, hey, what's up, man? I'm, yeah.

• 1:28:54Speaker 03

  These are probably all just like bros bouncing around and stuff. She needs a friend. She needs a buddy.

• 1:28:59Stavros Halkias?

  I guess I think this-

• 1:29:01Speaker 03

  Bring a guy friend even.

• 1:29:02Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, and not don't bring a guy friend. They're not gonna like that. Uh, but I would say, unless he's gay, it could be kind of fun and get a gay guy in the mix, but like, uh, I would say, part of this, though, is just, this is, I think this half of her question is how do I deal with it? But half of her question is how do I get not get out of my shell? And I think she does have to go to these things because I think this is kind of what it's like when you meet, when you start dating somebody new. You meet their friends. It's a little awkward at first, but it's like you just chip away and you make a couple of connections and you see these people a couple of times and yeah, maybe you skip one of them, right? Maybe you're like, oh, I don't want to go out there, whatever, but it's like, you can set a little bit of your boundaries, but also I think it is, this is like a good ultimately like,

• 1:29:46Stavros Halkias?

  I say instead of looking at it as being nervous, look at it as the opposite where it's like, this is kind of like social practice. There's no real likes, there's no real like-

• 1:29:54Speaker 03

  Stakes.

• 1:29:55Stavros Halkias?

  Stakes, you know what I mean? Like, at the end of the day, you could, all his friends could hate you.

• 1:30:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, but she feels weird because she's just in the corner being like-

• 1:30:03Stavros Halkias?

  But that's what she has to work on, is my point.

• 1:30:05Speaker 03

  Bring a card game.

• 1:30:06Stavros Halkias?

  No, no.

• 1:30:08Speaker 03

  That's a good move. Card game's a good move. You set up poker? You're the fucking queen, dude.

• 1:30:14Stavros Halkias?

  Where at a fucking, what are you talking about?

• 1:30:15Speaker 03

  At a bar, bring heads up, where you hold the phone up and you do a game? That's my move.

• 1:30:19Stavros Halkias?

  You bring heads up?

• 1:30:20Speaker 03

  Bring heads up, you hold it up. The phone, it's a game you download, you play heads up.

• 1:30:24Stavros Halkias?

  Fucking move.

• 1:30:25Speaker 03

  That's fun. That's fun.

• 1:30:28Speaker 03

  Bring something, you need a totem.

• 1:30:29Stavros Halkias?

  No, you don't. I'm saying this is an easy way for you to come out of your fucking shell.

• 1:30:34Speaker 03

  What are you gonna do, walk up and be like, how many siblings do you have?

• 1:30:38Stavros Halkias?

  I get, I mean, just pop into already existing conversations.

• 1:30:42Speaker 03

  That sucks, you're acting like that's not the worst.

• 1:30:45Stavros Halkias?

  That's being social, you fucking idiot.

• 1:30:46Speaker 03

  No, every time you've been social, you got buddies around.

• 1:30:50Stavros Halkias?

  And so, like, if I had to go, if I had to go.

• 1:30:53Speaker 03

  I bring you to a party of all my girlfriends.

• 1:30:55Stavros Halkias?

  I'm fine. I'm fine. That's not hard at all. I'm great at those situations, actually.

• 1:31:02Speaker 03

  But how are you great? What do you do?

• 1:31:04Stavros Halkias?

  You say, hey, I'm fucking dating Jordan. Yeah, I know, fucking, I didn't, I was shocked too.

• 1:31:10Speaker 03

  Oh, make fun of him? That's a good move. Make fun of the boyfriend with the guy. That actually, that is a move.

• 1:31:15Stavros Halkias?

  No, but, but I'm, I would just be like, hey, what's, you know.

• 1:31:17Speaker 03

  Like I'm dating Richard, tiny dick. Love it, yeah.

• 1:31:21Stavros Halkias?

  But also, it's like, oh, whatever, Jordan tells me you're into this, and you just make fucking small talk. That's all it is. And then, it's just like talking to anybody else, but there's no stakes because you don't really wanna fuck these people. You don't have the nerves that you wanna fuck these people. You don't have the nerves like, there's like, a job situation. It's just a bunch of dumbasses. Make conversation about anything, get to know them. Some of them you're gonna like. You've already started making some inroads with it. And just understand, I think giving yourself some credit goes a long way here. Understanding that it's, yeah, it's gonna be a little awkward, but eventually, you'll figure out who your favorite, your favorites of this guy are. Maybe you try and set them up with someone. Maybe you guys go on a double date. Like, that's all there is to it. This is supernatural, regular stuff.

• 1:32:05Speaker 03

  I take a lot of fake phone calls in situations like this.

• 1:32:08Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, listen, having a couple, smoke, get, pick up smoking, so you can go out and take a fucking smoke break. That's a great, by the way, a smoke, a cigarette conversation, one of life's great icebreakers.

• 1:32:20Speaker 03

  It is.

• 1:32:20Stavros Halkias?

  Cause you're there, there's a fucking expiration date on the, or there's like a nine minute, tops, you're gonna be back in there. Start smoking, if you haven't already. Do cocaine, that's another great little conversation one. Smoke, but, smoke, I mean, honestly, drugs, actually, drugs and cigarettes are great.

• 1:32:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't know how you do that.

• 1:32:39Stavros Halkias?

  But yeah, dude, I think what you're doing is great. I don't think you need, I just think, keep doing it, you'll pick up some momentum. If you wanna skip. Some group hangs great, skip them, that's fine, bring some friends around, that'd be cool too. Um, you know. But I think it also is good, the same way it's, it is a little weird that he has no female friends.

• 1:33:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:33:00Stavros Halkias?

  But it's also a little weird that you have no male, she said, I've also just haven't had male friends either, so. I think this is also good for you, and also maybe bring him around some girls so that he's not, you know. To, just broed out, I always liked hanging out with it, with like, uh, meeting my. Like my girlfriend's friends.

• 1:33:16Speaker 03

  I like to take, but it was always around something, it was always around bowling or around an outdoor, there was always a game involved that I could dominate.

• 1:33:24Stavros Halkias?

  I guess, sometimes it's just drinks or dinner or something like that.

• 1:33:27Speaker 03

  Dinner's great.

• 1:33:28Stavros Halkias?

  And usually, if they're your frie- if, if it's your, the person you're dating's friend, and. They have something in common with the person you're dating, so you're like, kind of compatible in general, but, yeah, you're fine. You got something else pulled up for us here, little LD?

• 1:33:46Speaker 07

  Are you thinking for a last one? Let's fucking finish this off.

• 1:33:51Speaker 13

  I, Stavi, long time, first time, all of that. Um, me and my husband actually are both big fans of you, and we often listen. Separate, and then we'll like chat about it, whatever, sometimes we listen to it together, so if this makes it on the show. I wonder which horn it'll be, but this actually isn't really a question, just more of like a quick kind of ask of you, I guess, a favor. Um, we just had a baby boy, and boy names are kind of hard to pick. Um, and so when we were going through all of our options, um. We found the name Theodore, and we really liked it because it has a bunch of cute little nicknames, Teddy, Theo, Ted. Um, and so.

• 1:34:33Speaker 13

  After we named the baby, um, we were kind of like, what does Theodore even mean? And so we looked it up, and apparently it has Greek roots, and from what the internet says, it means gift in Greek. And I was hoping that you could give us a nice, strong Greek pronunciation of Theodore. Um, in honor of our new baby boy, and hopefully future Stavi fan. Um, we'll see how long we keep doing this in touring, but hopefully, hopefully it's when he's old enough to tune in and watch.

• 1:35:04Stavros Halkias?

  We will be doing this a long time. Me and list, me and Elvis podcasting to pay the bills in some form will happen in perpetuity.

• 1:35:13Speaker 07

  We haven't even started talking or thinking about family friendly verticals.

• 1:35:18Stavros Halkias?

  Oh dude, we're gonna have our, we're gonna have children in here. We're gonna have like, when you have kids, when my nephew, we're already, I'm already gonna make my nephew a fucking, I wanna make him a stage, I'm gonna be a stage uncle, like, podcast better. We're gonna be like the, we're gonna be like the Rizler's dad or whatever.

• 1:35:34Speaker 03

  I love when kids are on podcasts. There was a kid on podcast that goes, I'm just really into farts and poop right now. This is what I'm into. And I was like, this is the best.

• 1:35:42Stavros Halkias?

  It actually is pretty cool. And by the way, it doesn't just mean gift. Thodo means gift. Uh, Theodoros, it's Theodoros, Theodoros, and it means God's gift. Theos is God, and so it's like, Theodoros means, uh, gift of God, gift from God. So Thodoris, you can always say Thodoris, Thodoraki.

• 1:36:03Speaker 03

  What does that mean?

• 1:36:04Stavros Halkias?

  Those are just like cute little names for it. Thodoris is just like a way to talk, say.

• 1:36:08Speaker 03

  What is Thodoraki?

• 1:36:09Stavros Halkias?

  Thodoraki is like little Theodore. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:36:13Speaker 03

  How do you say I love you Theodore?

• 1:36:15Stavros Halkias?

  Sagapo Thodoris.

• 1:36:16Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:36:18Stavros Halkias?

  So there you go, uh, for, uh, Thodoris, Theodoros. Uh, congratulations, cute kid. Jordan, thanks for doing the fucking podcast. We had a, I had a great time coming back. Um, you're always welcome whenever you wanna do it. And guys, go watch the special uh, out on Netflix tomorrow, and it is called.

• 1:36:37Speaker 03

  Take Me With You.

• 1:36:38Stavros Halkias?

  Take Me With You. I was there, it was really good, it looks cool. Uh, we'll, uh, go watch it.

• 1:36:43Speaker 03

  Oh my God, we forgot to even say that.

• 1:36:46Stavros Halkias?

  That's okay, we can talk about it a different time.

• 1:36:47Speaker 03

  Stavros saved me. Panic attack after first show, he came in like a little angel.

• 1:36:53Stavros Halkias?

  I did feel very useful.

• 1:36:54Speaker 03

  First show always sucks, don't even worry about it. Second show is great, cuz of Stavvy.

• 1:36:57Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, hell yeah, I can't wait to see it. Guys, go watch it and we'll talk to you next time. Bye bye.

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