StarTalk Podcast
Hosted by Neil deGrasse Tyson
The Nerdist Chris Hardwick joins us for an upbeat discussion of clocks, calendars, and leaps in time.
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Welcome to StarTalk. Your place in the universe where science and pop culture collide. StarTalk begins right now. Welcome to StarTalk Radio. I'm your host Neil deGrasse Tyson, astrophysicist and director of New York City's Hayden Planetarium. Joining me this week, I have two guest hosts. I've got Chris Hardwick. Chris, welcome to StarTalk Radio.
Thank you for having me on StarTalk Radio. It's an honor.
You have a huge following because you're like the host of Nerdist.
Yes, sir.
Not nudist, Nerdist.
Nerdist, yes.
Nerdist.
Different demographic.
And I caught you on the East Coast. You're here in New York City and you brought one half of your other Nerdist team.
Yes.
Please introduce him.
This is Matthew Myra. Hello. One of my two co-hosts and NASA fanatic and Neil deGrasse Tyson enthusiast.
As I learned earlier, he was reciting my biography chapter in verse. Is he a fan or is he a stalker? Which is it?
He's a stalker fan, so he'll hug you to death. I am a fan of yours. With a pillow over the face, right? Matt will... He wants to own your skin, but I really appreciate what you do.
And your podcast, The Nerdist, is one of the top 10 comedy podcasts on the list.
Yeah, we do pretty well. It's fun. It's a lot of fun.
Congratulations for that. And your TV show filmed in LA is carried on BBC America.
Yes, yes. We did a, we shot a TV version of the podcast and that's been a lot of fun, too.
Excellent. Well, I'm happy to have you on here. You know what we're going to talk about? We're talking about time.
Time in all its concepts. And you're like a Doctor Who fan.
Huge Who fan.
Time is, if it's anything, it's about anything. It's about time.
It is.
In Doctor Who. So, let's see how you plug into the flow of this program.
I'll do my best.
Before we begin, you know, Bill Nye is a big fan of StarTalk Radio and he had the urge to want to give us his famous Nye Minute.
Fantastic.
So, let's check it out.
Okay.
Bill Nye for StarTalk Radio.
During the day-to-day, or even during this broadcast, take some time, a few seconds, say, and notice how often we use the word "time." It's time to go to school, it's time to turn our clocks back, it's time for the show. We refer to time so often because time is so important. Clocks have affected our day-to-day lives more than the invention or discovery of wheels and rolling round things. See, timekeeping starts with astronomy. It started based on the Earth's one-year-long orbit of the Sun. We can watch the shadow of the tip of a stick, or gnomon, and sundials are all over the world. We've even got sundials on Mars, with a third one landing there in August 2012. In ancient times, humans, or proto-humans, accounted large lengths of time, seasons
and years. Nowadays, I mean, at this time, we've almost stopped thinking about orbits. We divide the old year 31,556,926 ways into seconds, and now fractions of seconds, reckoning tinier and tinier packets of time. That way, we can tell who won a ski race, or the transit time of a navigation satellite on the spinning Earth. For us northern hemispherians, it's not only a good time of year to turn our clocks back to standard time, for me, it's a good time to ponder this fourth dimension. Oh, look, it's time to fly. For StarTalk Radio, I'm Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Gotta love me some Bill Nye.
I mean, this is actually, makes a lot of sense with the Bill Nye sundial that I'm constructing in my backyard.
Oh, you have a Bill Nye commemorative sundial, is that right?
Yes, a Bill dial.
I'm imagining he was wearing a bowtie the whole time.
He has to be wearing a bowtie.
Is this how you think of him, in your dreams?
Constantly. I fixed his computer once, actually.
Did you? That is, that, oh, were you a genius?
I was, yeah.
Oh, my gosh, maybe he remembers you.
He didn't, he didn't take any, any stuff off the hard drive, though?
All of it.
Oh, good.
I have my own copies.
He'd make a great doctor, Bill Nye.
So in this show, there's a lot to talk about here. You know, time, Einstein defined time as that which is required to make motion look simple, which I thought that was a good, that man is into time. Typically, though, we think about time as one event follows another and you measure the interval between the two.
So it's a distance, a measure of the between two events?
It's a distance, it's kind of a time distance, if you will. You measure distance on an x-axis or y-axis, measure the distance between two points in time, we just have a different unit and we call it time. And, you know, calendars have been around ever since there's been recorded history. And the easiest way to keep track of time, people just counted moons, you know, I mean, even the Native Americans, how many moons ago was it? Why not? It's many.
It was many. Eh, just a couple moons. Wasn't that many moons, really, maybe a moon, about a moon ago.
Moon ago, no, it was a moon and a half.
Moon and a half, I'm sorry.
Actually, the concept of a half took a while to even develop later on. So calendars have been around for a while. I think the most familiar, the one that preceded the one we now use internationally, the Gregorian calendar, it was preceded by the Julian calendar, put in by Julius Caesar back in 45 B.C. That one, in fact, had a leap day.
That was the first leap day and they based it on the sun, because people realized that you really didn't care about the moon, you cared about when it was spring and when it was fall.
Right.
And the moon didn't care when either of those are, but the sun does. And so, once you attach it to the sun, then your culture gets linked to the seasons. That's how it ought to be. And it turns out that that leap day in the Julian calendar was not enough to completely match the time you reckon on Earth with what the Earth was actually doing around the sun.
And it turns out it overcorrected, it overcorrected. And so, spring started shifting in the calendar, it becoming earlier and earlier in March. And one day, it showed up on March 10th, and Pope Gregory in the 1500s said, "We gotta do something about this."
He was like that.
Greg, I mean, he was very serious, but at a party.
At a party, he was totally rocking it.
Yeah, well, watch me turn this to wine. Like, you're like, I get it, I get it.
Later on, we would build mechanical clocks that would ultimately be more accurate than earth-based clocks. So this, it's a fun history, and I was not going to rely on just the two of you to support this.
A wise move.
I just, just, I don't, I don't mean offense here.
No, I would have suggested it if you had not.
I had to call up my man up in Colgate University, Tony Avanti. Tony, thanks for being on StarTalk Radio.
Delighted to be with you.
You are professor of astronomy and anthropology at Colgate University, upstate New York, and that means you care not only about how we keep time, but how cultures have kept time throughout history.
That's correct. I started out at Kit Peak, and here I am in the ancient past.
So Kit Peak, the observatory, Kit Peak in Arizona, that's a great place to get a little closer to the cosmos. But I noticed that you'd had a book out for a while, but it's becoming more and more relevant. What's the exact title of that book?
It's The End of Time: The Maya Mystery of 2012. And yeah, the time is getting ripe because we're just a little over a year from the turning over of the biggest cycle of Maya time, started back in 3114 B.C., and it's gonna run out in just a year.
Wow. So, so apparently a lot of people are concerned about this, but you're not, I presume?
Well, I think that whatever the Maya message is, I'm not sure it was really intended for us, and I think there's a lot of romancing of the Maya going on now, just as there was of the Egyptians back in the 1920s.
Why do people always think that civilizations centuries and millennia ago were somehow smarter or more technologically able than we are today? I don't get it. You study cultures, it's your fault.
A little bit of an inferiority complex going on there, huh?
Oh, because maybe because they built the pyramids, and you don't know how to do that.
I just hope that it doesn't run out because I don't know what to do with my 2013 Mayan kitten calendars that I have printed. And if time ends...
Well, you know, we, I think the problem is technology, and I love all you guys for being techno freaks, but we get, we get so used to technology that we think after a while that to keep time, to build a pyramid, to do anything, requires a super technology. And with the Maya and all these other people, it didn't.
In fact, if they can take something that's longer than your lifetime to build, they, they didn't care.
Right, for us, I mean, we're able to do it.
For us, a slow project takes maybe a decade.
Has anyone proposed a theory that maybe they just got bored and were like, "We'll finish the calendar later." "Oh, man, our civilization's over."
"I better go back to finishing this calendar. Heart attack."
They did put things off, didn't they? But, uh, but people get excited about it. I think one reason is that, uh, uh, Americans now, particularly the world being the way it is, are, uh, in a state of stress and they're looking for solutions to problems from far away, and, uh, and not just as far away as the Maya, even to the aliens, to give us direction and give us guidance. So, that's why the Maya are so popular.
You start adding aliens with the Mayans in 2012, you know, there's a movie in there somewhere, I think.
Doctor Who.
Doctor, oh, you're a Whovian, that's right. I forgot all about that. Doctor Who plays with time.
Yeah.
We'll get back to that in just a minute. Uh, so, let me just, uh, so with Maya, so are you, you're gonna put all, everyone's concerns at ease, you're saying. The Mayans didn't know anything about the future, certainly nothing about 2012. And, so, in your book, you, you detail this. Well, it's a scholarly book, right? It's got footnotes and things.
Well, yeah, I mean, I'm trying to show that the, the Maya, if you, if you look at the evidence, you look at the carved monuments, what's written on them, you look at the books, the manuscripts, these people are concerned about reflecting on their roots in deep time. The dynasty wants to show that its history is embedded in deep time. So, in other words, they're really backward-looking. They're not forward-looking. They, they don't really say very much at all about what's gonna happen thousands of years in the future, but we pick up on these little cherry pick, these little bits and pieces, and, uh, uh, and that's why you've got so many popular books about it and a scare about it. I dedicated my book to a high school student from Canada who told me he and his friends were concerned about the world coming to an end. What should they do? It's, it's a lot of scare stuff, I think.
Well, plus, it scare, that, that people, I have found that humans are only happy when they think the world is gonna come to an end. That's, I don't, I don't understand it. It sells movies.
We like finality. We're a fear-driven species.
I guess so.
Lights a fire under us.
It lights a fire towards action, I guess.
Well, you know, to be honest, I think it comes from religion. I think American religion is very, very, uh, much oriented toward the idea of the second coming, cataclysm, apocalypse. It really goes back to the purity. You know, who came here because they were a cult of people who were pretty far out on the fringe. They were looking for an immediate second coming. Even Columbus, when he came here, talks about coming here because this will be the place in the world where Christ will descend. So there's a long history of American religion being involved with apocalypse.
And where did religion come from? OCD. If I perform these rituals, we won't get hurt. If I perform these rituals, everything is fine.
There you have it. So I'm curious about something. The Mayans, the people think they could predict the future, but if they could, you think they would have predicted the end of their own civilization. And to that they failed. So that gives me very little confidence.
Well, there's a different guy working on that.
That was a different guy. You know, I was at a conference in Philadelphia just recently, and there's no other way to call them. It was the Time Lords assembled. These are people who are keepers of calendars and clocks, and they decide when they're leap seconds and when they're not. And they decide.
Which cat's gonna be February?
Which?
In the calendar.
Oh, yes.
They keep all time.
I don't know if they had calendars. I'm not sure. One of them is a gentleman named Frank Reed, and I just chatted about how far we've come and what affects the rotation of the earth and what we now know controls our reckoning of time. Let's see what he had to say.
Things that change the motion of the earth. Primarily, it's the gravitational pull, the tidal effect from the moon.
Okay, so moon is number one. Okay, the tidal sloshing on the continent. Okay, what else you got?
The earth's atmosphere itself. The jet stream in particular, as the jet stream snakes around and moves about, the total amount of angular momentum that's in the atmosphere changes, and it has to go or come from somewhere. So if the angular momentum of the atmosphere goes up, the angular momentum of the earth goes down, so it would slow down a touch.
Okay, so who would have thought that moving air has any effect on the rotation of the earth at all? Because we don't think of air as being something significant.
And it's a big deal, and it turns out, just in the past 10 to 15 years, that the people who study this have gotten to the point where they can really predict the rotation of the Earth, how it's going to change over the course of a week or two, based on modeling the weather.
Wow. So this effect doesn't accumulate, it just fluctuates it up and down seasonally?
Okay. That's cool. And how about ice flows? What's going on there?
The Earth's crust has been rebounding since the last ice age, so that means the Earth is getting rounder, more spherical, it's changing shape, and as it changes shape, it necessarily changes rotation, just the conservation of angular momentum.
It's changing from the lost weight of glaciers, is what you're saying?
Yeah, it's been squished. It's like, one part has been pushed down where the glaciers used to be, other parts have been pushed up, and it's now going back to a rounder shape. So, for example, the area around Hudson Bay and the area around the Baltic Sea, they're still rebounding, which means that land is coming up from beneath the water, and you can see this on a time scale of a decade or two, you know, there are more rocks in the sea off Sweden than there were 10 years ago.
More rocks off of Sweden?
That is, on the coastline, you have more rocks sticking up out of the water, because the sea level's going down up there.
Relative to the land coming up?
Exactly.
Okay, I didn't know that. And so, now you're changing the shape of the Earth, and necessarily, the Earth has to spin at a different rate, in correspondence with that new shape?
Okay, so what you're saying is, Earth sucks as a timekeeping device?
It does, but you know, it was so good for such a long time, it had a good, long run.
We're coming up on our first break. This is StarTalk Radio, I'm your host, Neil deGrasse Tyson, I've got Chris Hardwick here, and Matt Myra, Matt Myra, there's a star named after that, and we've got Anthony Aveni, Tony Aveni, in studio. We'll come back in just a few minutes, StarTalk Radio, talking about time.
Welcome back to StarTalk Radio, I'm your host, Neil deGrasse Tyson. Joining me this week, as a special co-host, is Chris Hardwick. Hello. Host of The Nerdist, one of the greatest comedy podcasts there ever were, I'm told. Yeah, let's say that.
Sure, let's go with that.
And you've got one of your favorite co-hosts from that show.
Matt.
Your favorite. My favorite.
His very favorite.
I can't pick favorites. Matt Murray's your favorite. Okay, Matt Murray.
You guys on the East Coast, visiting here from LA. And I thought I'd nab you for an episode of StarTalk.
Thank you.
Thanks for coming in.
And thanks for doing The Nerdist as well.
There you go. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just before this, I was a guest on The Nerdist. I'm happy to have been there. So we've also got Tony Avani. Tony, you're an expert on time, on cultures, on calendars. How have people reckoned time from one culture to another? There's differences out there, right?
Well, you know, Neil, listening to the conversation about the moon perturbing the Earth reminds me that in ancient Babylon, you would figure out when to pay your rent by whether or not you saw the first crescent moon. And you'd figure out when to go to work in medieval times by whether you could tell heads from tails on a coin. So we're really talking about systems of time that are very, very low-tech. And I think once we stuck that stick in the ground to make the sundial, then we started with the techno-revolution and moved on from there.
But you told me a stick in the ground was the beginning of tech timekeeping?
Sure.
Bill Nye would say so. He loves sundials.
Bill Nye would say so, for sure. Okay, so now we got a sundial, but that now connects time to the sun, correct?
That's right.
And that presumably was transformative to culture.
But not just the sun. I mean, time is connected to the human body. In the Maya world, for example, the 260-day calendar comes from the gestation period of the human female. And they married together two exquisite cycles to get to that. Twenty, which is the number of fingers and toes on the human body, and thirteen, which is the number of layers of heaven. Thirteen times twenty equals two sixty. So time is what I call ecogenic. I mean, it really comes from nature, which of course astronomy is part of nature.
Ecogenics.
I love that word.
Wow.
Are we, I'm curious, are we on the, do we have the most efficient calendar we should have in, in modern days?
I think so. Tony, isn't the Gregorian calendar the most accurate calendar there ever was?
Yeah, the Gregorian calendar is about as accurate as the, as the perturbations in the Earth's orbit that caused the changing of the, uh, uh, of time.
We nailed it, you guys.
It's deadly accurate. It's the most accurate in the world.
Yeah, but the problem is, of course, it's still based on the rotation of the Earth and Earth's time around the Sun.
Oh.
But over the years, in particular, the second half of the 20th century, technology advanced really far from the stick in the ground.
No.
And, and when you start keeping atomic time, you, that's where you discover that Earth is not as good a timekeeper as you might have wanted. In fact, right, uh, back in my, this conference I attended of the Time Lords, who are the keepers of leap seconds and things, I caught up with a guy named Rob Seaman. He's one of these people who worries about whether there are leap seconds or not in the calendar and how they get reckoned. We'll talk about leap seconds more later. But let's check out what Rob Seaman had to say.
If you look at a sundial, the sundial keeps the apparent solar time, where the sun is in the actual sky. Through the course of the year, it varies by about 20 minutes one way or the other.
So in other words, what your watch would say was high noon, your sundial would disagree with that by about up to 20 minutes.
That's right. The actual length of each day is much closer together because this accumulates during the course of the year. The days through the course of the year only differ by about half a minute or a minute.
But those add up each day?
They do add up each day, but every day is very close to this mean solar day.
Mean meaning average solar day.
So, we're at a conference in Pennsylvania to discuss the future of timekeeping and whether it should be linked to the Earth or not. Uh, what I want to understand is, if you do not link it to Earth, what are the consequences of that? What happens? Midnight ends up at sunrise and noon ends up at sunset?
Well, that's literally true. If you cease issuing leap seconds and do nothing else, then eventually noon will turn into sunset and people will eventually notice.
So what you're saying is that the 24-hour clock ends up migrating through the solar day?
That's exactly right, and by analogy, that's similar to the Gregorian calendar.
The one we all use now, yeah.
Exactly, was fixed such that it didn't migrate through the course of the year, such that harvest time remained at harvest time every year.
On the calendar, right, because at that time, by 1584, the spring equinox, which typically happens around March 21st, was happening about March 10th, and so they just fixed that, right? They took out 10 days, put in corrective devices, so that'll never happen again.
Well, it caused quite a hubbub and shenanigans at the time.
But back then, the hubbub was over days, whereas now the hubbub is over seconds.
That's exactly right. For some purposes, this is a much more minor effect. For other purposes, it is larger, because we live in this technological world, precisely where seconds matter. I mean, your cellphones, your computers, every device we use.
Telecommunications, I guess, that matters to them?
That does, and the telecommunications folks are in favor of ceasing leap seconds. I think some of us have the point of view that that's a bit short-sighted. There are serious consequences for astronomy and related fields, and there are potentially subtle consequences for a wide range of situations that are of interest to everybody, such as flying.
Yes, flying. Will the planes stay in the air?
Exactly, and will they run into each other in the sky?
Right, because where they are is a measurement, right? So you could have two different planes on two different timekeeping systems. If they have two different times, then the planes won't know where they are relative to each other on Earth.
That's exactly right. It's very much about the way the network works, how multiple devices, multiple systems, multiple people, talk to each other.
So, yeah, yeah, so these guys, they're...
Those technology jerks don't want leap seconds.
That's the TARDIS.
Is that how you arrived in New York?
Yeah. Yeah, but from 10 years ago.
From Whovian fans, yes, okay. That's the sound of the TARDIS arriving with its brakes on.
Time and relative dimensions in space, that's what TARDIS stands for.
So, just in case you didn't know what a leap second is, you may not have known that Earth's rotation rate is not constant, and it's being influenced by so many factors, primarily the moon. With the moon affecting the tides of the oceans, sloshing back and forth on the continental shelves, this is actually slowing down the rotation of the Earth.
The moon giveth and the moon taketh away.
Mostly taketh away.
Also, thanks for the werewolves moon.
I know.
They're the worst.
And so, what you have here is, if you want to make sure your 24-hour day of your clock matches the rotation rate of the Earth, you gotta compensate for this.
See, I deal with this because my watch is automatic, but it loses like 5 to 10 seconds a month.
Oh, so those are mat seconds? Yes, yes, yes, you want leap seconds.
That's why I'm kinda late, guys.
I was just wondering whether any of you guys think that what an archaeologist from another world would make of a digital watch, say that he excavates in 10 million AD on the surface of the Earth, would that archaeologist ever connect that watch with the sun and with the Earth and with the movement in nature?
If it's solar powered.
He'd probably say, "Look at this primitive device I just pulled out of the Earth. You know, what is this?"
Maybe the hour hand, maybe the hour hand might give a clue if it weren't a digital watch, but would the alien ever figure that out?
Well, plus, and it's in base 60, too. What's that about?
What's that about?
What's going on there?
Some wise guy timed 360 days for the revolution of the Earth around the sun and figured it was convenient to make a sexagesimal system, which, of course, has nothing to do with sex.
Sexagesimal, that's in the know. That's base 60's sexagesimal.
Base sexy time. I base everything on sexy time.
So, you know, since 1972, there've been 23 abrupt leap seconds added to the calendar.
And no moon landing since 1972.
Ooh, you know, I hadn't connected those two. Are they correlated? Cause and effect? I've got another clip from this conference. Frank Reed, getting back to him. He teaches celestial navigation at Mystic Seaport in Connecticut, actually. And I was just asking him about the impact of leap seconds on modern technology. Let's see what he tells us.
There are some big issues and the primary one is that an enormous amount of software has been written that limits the difference between the time by the sun and the time by the stars and the cosmos to a limit of one second. And all that software will have to be changed and it's a really big deal. The entire GPS system, which now drives 500 million smartphones, is dependent on all of this. And if we change the definition of leap seconds, or if we eliminate leap seconds and that gets bigger than one second, it's a huge amount of work to fix it.
Okay, so how much should we care about the workload of programmers? We're talking about a huge definition now-
-that'll affect the entire planet. And do we care about whether a few programmers have to work overtime?
No. And I'd rather pay them now, put them on contract to do this, than wait for something to go wrong.
Stuff like Y2K where we knew it was coming, so everybody worked overtime. All the programmers were called in late at night to fix that one.
That's right, because the bug that hasn't happened yet is the one that's really gonna bite us. The global economy now depends on time synchronization and it's nothing to sneeze at.
Synchronization is something else. You know, before anyone talked to each other, who cared that anything was synchronized?
Well, again, it started with religion. I gotta tell you, this is back in the 6th century AD when clock bells were first invented. I mean, the first clock was just a mechanical series of bells that would tell people when to pray during the, during the middle of the night.
All at the same time.
And during the daytime hours, if we don't pray together, God's not gonna hear us.
So, all at the same time, so the first need for synchronicity there.
Yeah, that's the synchronicity started. You remember Frere Jacques? Dormez-vous, dormez-vous? I'm not gonna sing, I got a terrible voice. This is the guy who was the first person-
It's like Brother John, Brother John, are you sleeping? Are you sleeping?
Yeah, Brother, are you sleeping? And he wasn't answering his matin, his clock bell that was ringing. So he's the first person to be beguiled by the tyranny of the clock, if you will.
Oh, I didn't bring my prayer bells!
Didn't know that! Oh my God!
And they put a face on it and, you know, it became the clock.
But we have a weird perception of time even with technology. It's the idea that when you're downloading a file and it says like, "A minute, 20 seconds, an hour." Like, we don't even perceive time the same way anymore.
Right, it's just whatever the download time says.
Whether or not it's real.
It's a Western obsession, though, clearly. All the other cultures of the world are not- At least in the past, we're not concerned about this. And I recall an anthropologist telling me once about this tribe in southern Ethiopia, and he said, "They don't seem to be concerned or harassed by time." And then he says, "They're so fortunate, they're so fortunate."
When we come back from our break, we're gonna take time to another dimension and bring in relativity to find out what that has to say about it. We'll see you in a moment. This is StarTalk Radio.
Welcome back to StarTalk Radio. I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, your host. And I have two special guest co-hosts with me, Chris Hardwick of The Nerdist.
Hello.
The Nerdist, popular podcast and TV show airing on BBC America.
Yeah, can I plug my book? I wrote a book.
Oh, my gosh.
Plug my book, that's it.
And I bet it is called The Nerdist.
It's called The Nerdist Way. We don't have to linger on it. It's a productivity book for nerds. I'm franked in the last page, so please put there. That's Matt Myra, one of my co-hosts.
Matt Myra, who they were visiting the East Coast, and I snatched them for this program. Thanks for joining us on StarTalk Radio. Do you really think nerds need help being productive?
Yes, they need help focusing, they need time management as well.
Time management.
Speaking about time.
Because the computer games distract them.
I know you're talking about like, an absolute idea of time, but I think perception of time is also very important. And I feel like what I've heard a lot of people say in the last two years is, "Where did the last year go? It's flying by." And I feel like our attention is so focused on...
If the person who says that is the only person who thinks that way?
We have a different word for what happens. Psychologists have words. If you're the only one experiencing that time phenomenon?
That's a different problem.
Then you're special?
You're special. The point of science is to find out what is going, apart from, you know, what is true beyond just your perception.
But isn't perception important with time? Because it does affect how we... Yeah, on a different show, this is time time.
Aw, dang.
This is real time.
That just slapped me.
Tony, Professor Colgate, this is your expertise, calendars, clocks, time. But you have a deep anthropological dimension to your studies. Do you ever get to care much about emergent timekeeping ways and what its effect is on modern culture?
Oh, absolutely. And I devoted a section to my earlier book, Empires of Time, to that discussion. And I'm just quite taken with this obsession that Western culture has with time. You started out by talking about the Roman calendar, and of course, before that, and that was precise enough, but before that, did you know that the year was based on the gestation period of cattle in the pre-Roman Empire? Three-hundred-and-seven-day year. It all goes back to this ecogenic thing that I'm going around preaching here.
Ecogenic, that's a cool word. So, we've been like worshiping cows for quite some time.
Oh, they're delicious.
Well, if you hang with cows, you know, you've got the meat, and the milk, and the blood, and...
It's a machine for keeping humans alive.
Cow calendar.
A cow is a machine for keeping humans alive.
Yeah, so basically, our calendar is built around a burger.
A burger.
That's really...
What I like about cows is you just put grass in on one end, and then your T-bone comes out the other.
Perfect, perfectly cooked.
Well, so what we have is, time is not only a perception. We've got the Einstein, there's relativity. Time is relative. It's the rate of time that's relative, that's what that means. And if you go fast, many listeners already know this, if you're any kind of fan of physics, that if you go fast, your time will tick slower for you compared with others in observance of you. And so, if you want to go to another planet, another galaxy, and travel fast enough, you can travel arbitrarily fast, and you'll age arbitrarily slowly. The problem is, when you come back, thousands of years have gone by, and everyone would have forgotten about you.
Ah, the twin paradox.
You get Twilight-zoned.
You get zoned, I like that.
You got zoned.
You get Twilight-zoned. So, but it's important to note there that that's not a perception of time, that's the actual flow of time. Particles know this, your biology, as a consequence of being composed of particles, knows it, your brain is all part of this conspiracy to have your time tick more slowly.
So, how do they get around this in Star Trek, when they're traveling faster than light?
Oh, yeah, yeah, so they've got the warp drive.
Yes, warp space.
Bend space, and then they cheat, and they cut a hole between the two corners that are now close to each other.
They're enveloped in a static warp shell, everyone.
Is that how you call it?
But even the winner of the Indianapolis race aged less by 10 to the minus 27 seconds than his audience.
So they're competing for more than a trophy? He does look great. He looks great. You just nerded us out there. You just out-nered all three of us. So, so the winner of the Indy 500, by virtue of their speed, 200 miles an hour or so, for that long, ends up how much younger when they come back?
Well, it's by virtue of the acceleration, actually.
Oh, okay.
Something like 10 to the minus 27. Whenever you accelerate relative to the rest of the universe, your aging is different from the rest of the universe.
Right. It's not just speed.
So we all go around accelerating.
It's not just speed, it's the acceleration.
Yeah. So in effect, you control your own age, don't you? I mean, we're all controlling our own age by accelerating.
So 7 billion people are aging slightly differently? Uh, well, because people on the equator are moving faster, being brought around in the full circumference of the earth than Santa Claus is. So, so Tony, you're saying that the Equatorians... That's why Santa lives forever. The Equatorians are, are, they're aging a little more slowly than Santa Claus.
That's why I have an apartment in Quito.
Okay. I love Tony. Wait, and give me that time again that the Indianapolis 500 winner has aged less.
I'd have to go back and calculate it. I did assign it as a physics problem once. I think it's something like 10 to the minus 27, but you better work the calculations again. It's pretty simple to work out.
10 to the minus 27 seconds.
Seconds, yeah.
That would be a...
That would be per race.
A billion, billion, billionth of a second.
Down under the femtos.
Every billion, billion, billionth of a second counts. Counts. Seriously. That's what we've learned.
It's kind of a good commercial for jogging, isn't it?
Yeah. And so, you know, so there's the, people talk about the biological perception of time. Chris, you would mention this earlier. What does it feel like? And, yeah, if you're in a hot room, it can feel like time is moving more slowly. So surely there are perceptions of time. But, science at its best does, it's best to remove your perceptions from the, from your attempt to understand the natural world. Of course, it matters to psychologists. I'm not, I'm not saying it shouldn't matter. But, uh, it's, just because you think an hour passed, but actually six hours passed, I can't help you there.
That's a good...
I'm having fun on StarTalk, so it's flying by. Okay.
I think that's because we perceive nature as being something apart from our lives and ourselves, whereas the other cultures didn't. I mean, in most other cultures of the world, time is the activity itself, which is why you have harvest moon, hunter's moon, or you point your hand at the place in the sky. So I think that's, that's, that's definitely a factor that, that makes us different.
Yeah, and so that's, uh, it's interesting because in a day when we would connect ourselves to nature, now nobody's connected to nature.
Excellent point. We're connected to technology.
Technology is our god.
It's like this techno-nature that we live, this like cybernetic organism that is becoming the earth.
And that in effect is what takes you back to this end of the world stuff, you know, because we don't, we're so dependent on the technology that we can't imagine doing anything without it. When I teach astronomy, I have my students measuring the positions of the stars using their hands and their arms and their legs.
You jerk.
Look, just pull out your iPad and there's the app for that.
Yeah, Pocket Universe, it's a piece of cake.
Tony does an app for that, okay? Get with the century.
Although, I like Tony, I kinda want Tony as a teacher now.
You want me on your show, I know. You gotta plug my book.
So, you know, if tech, if technology is guiding our time, we can't go without mention of the misbehaved neutrinos that the CERN supercollider found coming out of their machine. These are neutrinos they passed from Switzerland to Italy, they timed it, they got the GPS timings perfectly, and they found out that neutrinos were going faster than the speed of light, 10% faster.
I got my nickel bet on Einstein, I'm sorry, I'm not ready for that.
Yeah, my, my bet is on that, it's just a blunder. And I bet, I can bet more than a nickel too, I'm totally, yeah, it's probably a blunder because...
I'm gonna bet they'll retract it within a couple of months, like, like a lot of things.
Okay, they got those Vespa's in Italy?
The consequences are, are extraordinary, I think.
Yeah, and that would be fun if they, if it were that, but I, I remain unconvinced, actually.
You guys just aren't ready for the future, that's all.
Change is good.
So, is there a, um, you know, when you look at cycles, why, Tony, why are we so connected to cycles? Why do we even care?
Well, day follows night, winter follows summer. I mean, I think, again, nature intrudes itself upon us and suggests that everything is cyclic. And so, we just cop the beat of nature. We cop the rhythm of nature. We start carving it in stone. We start making artifacts and so on out of it, and calendars is one of them. So, we take the cue from nature. And it'd all be different if we were on a different planet, of course.
Yeah, that's right. And there's circadian rhythms. There's female gestation.
I take melatonin when I travel to level out, you know, the amount of melatonin in my system for the circadian rhythms.
Does it work? It doesn't work for me.
Yeah, it works for me. Works for me. It's in your head, Chris. If that's all that matters to me, if it works in my head, then it still works.
But, Tony, I'm worried about something. I remember studies that show that if you took people into a basement and didn't show them any daylight or nighttime.
What else do you do to them?
And let them take on their own cycle of sleep and awake. That they naturally migrate to a longer day than the 24-hour day.
They do. And I think that maybe that's why we're so tired at night. You know, we'd like to have a longer day. There is a change.
So, forget the sun.
Still, I think, you know, it's interesting. You can't control. I know a biologist who can control the gestation period of women and the period, the interval between menstrual cycles, by putting them in a dark room. And I'm not telling you his name, because he'll get arrested.
It's not his fault. It's the women who agreed to do that experiment.
Oh, yeah, they agreed. It's a psychological test that they do.
I think you're talking about Buffalo Bill. That was a silent.
Wait, guys. What happens to me in the basement?
He was controlling the buffalo.
Okay, Matt is still concerned about being in the basement. So, if our day is longer than the 24 hours, so that means our natural biology is fighting solar rhythms. That's what that tells you.
So, you're saying that I could have a cycle that may last 36 hours or something?
I think typically, the average has been up around 28, 29, 30 hours.
Yeah, I think it's in the 20s, upper 20s, 25, 28, something like that.
It's certainly not.
I sleep longer than you guys.
It's certainly not 24. So, what that means is, as the moon continues to slow down the rotation of the earth, there will come a day when a day on earth actually matches. The cycle that is natural for the human body. Someday. Someday. That'll probably be in like a billion years, so.
But like on a Thursday. I just need a plan.
Then, of course, there is the story of the oysters who were taken out of New Haven Harbor.
I love that story. Tell it.
You know that?
No, tell it. I love it. Tell it.
Well, it's interesting because they could time the opening and closing of the valves of the oysters and, you know, according to the tide in New Haven Harbor. When they moved them to Northwestern, the Midwest, the oysters, low and behold, migrated their opening and closing of valves to a cycle that matched what would be high and low tide somewhere near Chicago.
Oh, wow.
That's pretty astounding. And nobody's ever explained why that's true. Oysters maybe have a memory of their own.
Oysters are happening. That's what that is.
We just eat them.
But they're doing the same thing we did. I mean, they're just copying nature's rhythm.
What if I put an oyster in a basement?
You have a basement fixation. I'm not going into your basement.
There's Tabasco in the basement.
They have movies about people with stuff in basements. When we come back to StarTalk Radio, more on this special edition that's all about time. I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Welcome back to StarTalk Radio. I'm your host, Neil deGrasse Tyson. You can find us on the web, starTalkRadio.net. Also, StarTalk Radio tweets. Guess what the Twitter handle is? StarTalk Radio. I too tweet at Neil Tyson if you want, not to know where I am or what I'm eating that day, but just you want some brain droppings of the cosmos. That's what comes out of me daily. My two, I have two special co-hosts. They're actually co-hosts of their own show, The Nerdist. Chris Hardwick, welcome to StarTalk Radio. Thank you very much. And Matt, Matthew Myra, welcome to StarTalk Radio.
He's very formal, but I'll take it.
Yeah, yeah. And Tony Avani, professor of astronomy and anthropology, Colgate University from upstate New York, and author of the book, The End of Time, The Mayans.
Thanks being here.
Yeah, thanks. Thanks for coming. The Mayans in 2012, so we'll make sure we put that on our shelves to.
Guys, the Mayans are, don't worry about that.
They were clueless.
They invented sideways basketball.
Completely clueless.
Don't you diss my Maya.
I like that. So let's put that on a bumper sticker.
Don't you diss my Maya. I like sideways ball. We're gonna sell exactly one, and it's to Tony.
So, you know, I want to just spend a couple of seconds on time zones. We've got, in principle, the sun is in a different place for every longitude on Earth at all times. So, everybody has a different local noon. Just to be convenient, we said, "Let's just bunch everybody up into one-hour increments." And so, we allowed ourselves to be binned this way. And so, technically, the Earth would then have 24 time zones. But, of course, politics gets in the way. Some countries like being different.
Arizona.
Arizona doesn't even have daylight saving time.
Don't even talk to me about the central time zone, an hour programming earlier every night.
Yeah, it's a complete... And so, what it says is, "An hour is just slop in our timekeeping." That's what it really says. And I like these... Some places or countries that they're on the half-hour. I think they're just trying to be different.
Yeah, that sounds Euro to me.
But you gotta blame it all on high-speed travel, don't you? Not Einstein kind of high-speed, but the railroads. Traveling in longitude, you change time, so the time inside the train is different from the time outside the train, and that's where we got the zones from.
Yeah, so, it's not only time zones, but we also have this funky thing called daylight saving time. And I always liked the apocryphal story about the farmer who didn't want to switch because his crops needed the sunlight in the morning, rather than at the end of the day. And so, he said daylight saving time wasn't for him. I've always enchanted by that story.
Now, why do people get wonky when you cross several time zones? Like, why don't they just feel like, "Oh, this is the normal... I'm six hours later here"?
That's what I do. I don't try to adapt to what everybody else is doing.
Well, it's because they don't take melatonin.
Yes. Tony, you're right. I'm in agreement with you 110%.
It's all about the drugs. So, we have these time zones, but maybe you can imagine an Earth where everyone just keeps the same time.
I don't like that Earth.
You don't like that Earth?
Well, we do. I mean, universal time, of course, is the time all astronomers keep, but that's a minority.
That's why astronomers are like a tight group, because we all know what time to tell each other.
Do you guys hate Greenwich Mean Time, or do you love it?
I like Greenwich Mean Time. That's the time through Greenwich, England, where they kept... They are the keepers of the...
GMT, guys, GMT.
GMT. That's the east-west boundary. You know, going back to my little workshop that I attended in Pennsylvania on time, on the time lords of the world.
How did you get invited, and why didn't I get invited?
I'm not divulging that. I have secret ways. I have access to the time lords. Bob Seaman talks about... 500 years ago and 500 years from now and just how time reckoning mattered then versus how it might matter in the future. Particularly if you accumulate these leap seconds we were talking about until they themselves accumulated an hour, let's find out.
At the rate we've been accumulating leap seconds, how many years into the future would you project that we would have accumulated an hour's worth of leap seconds?
Perhaps 500 years.
Only 500 years?
Only 500 years, that is the right...
That's not that far. That's not that far.
I agree. To an astronomer, that seems like tomorrow.
Okay, now 500 years ago, they were still trying to map the Earth. So is it audacious of us to think that our software that we're writing today is going to matter 500 years from now?
Well, some sort of software will matter 500 years from now. Of course, 500 years ago, clocks didn't exist as we know them. So this has happened entirely in this frame of time.
Yeah, so 500 years from now, they're saying our oscaglop didn't exist back in the 21st century.
You'll have to define that term for me.
It's just some thing that they invent where it solves everything. And they'll look at how quaint our debates were about leap seconds. I think it's a little bit hubristic to imagine that 500 years from now, they will be running systems that use code that you're writing today.
Well, what they will be using in 500 years is the Earth. The Earth will still be rotating, one certainly hopes, in this quirky fashion.
If we have geoengineering, we will just change the rotation of the Earth so that we wouldn't have to mess with our atomic time.
That's actually been suggested and you can...
Whoa, you guys actually talked about this?
Well, you know, over a beer.
In addition to, you know, George Jetson ideas of putting rocket engines on the equator, you can see the signature of the ice caps melting, you can see the signature of water being impounded behind dams.
What you're saying is, as mass redistributes on Earth's surface, as glaciers melt into the ocean... That sort of weight used to be on land, now it's flowing in the waters. Right? And you used to have a river, now you dam it and you accumulate extra weight behind the dam. So this changes where the mass is on Earth's surface. And we learn in physics, that'll change the rotation rate of the Earth.
That's exactly right. And not necessarily in ways that are obvious, because the ice caps are at altitude. So you're bringing the water closer down. The water tends to flow towards the equator because of centrifugal force. And personally, I couldn't tell you which, whether it would speed it up or slow it down.
Okay, so like the ice skater, that's an obvious one where the ice skater brings in the arms and they spin faster. It's a much more complex version of that problem.
Yes, plus if the ice caps melt, the ice skater won't have anything to skate on.
Burn! There you go. So that was Rob Seaman. Geoengineering? Geoengineering is really cool. I like the concept, because it means you're in control of your planet. Sure. You're not running from earthquakes and hurricanes.
But in the, in the long run, the, the Earth is slowing down. The rotation is slowing down, and there's nothing that's gonna stop it.
Rockets on the equator, rockets on the equator. Tony, Tony, rockets on the, please, rockets on the equator. Or we can arrange for there to be an earthquake, to redistribute the mass, so that it speeds up again. A billion hamsters on a wheel at the core of the Earth.
To get out of having a longer show. And face it, your show is gonna be longer if the day is longer.
Oh, there you go. We can double up the time. That's what, so, because if we settle Mars, for example, maybe, Mars has an almost 24-hour day, but we can make it exactly match.
Isn't that interesting? Why is that? Almost the same?
Almost the same.
Length of the day, almost the same tilt of the axis. What's happening?
It's very cool. That's why we wanna go there. We wanna go there. We're gonna end up like Mars. Listen, guys, we gotta wrap up the show. It's been fun talking about time. Time. Yes, perfect. We're out of time. Tony, thanks for being on the show.
Lovely to be with you and Chris and Matt.
I'm gonna have to have you back. And you guys, thanks for coming. Thank you. And when I'm in L.A., I'll certainly look you guys up. Let me try to get my tweet of the week here. Start Talk Tweet of the Week. It's gonna be a doozy, you guys. Okay, I got one. You ready? Kicking cosmic butt. We not only create elements the universe never thought of, we now keep better time than the rotating Earth. Yes.
Hashtag switch.
He shoots, he scored. This has been StarTalk Radio, brought to you in part by the National Science Foundation. As always, this is Neil Tyson, signing off, telling you to keep looking up.
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