Molly Kearney Returns

Welcome! This week we see the return of the hilarious Molly Kearney to the show! Molly and Caleb talk bike crashes, pillow talk, movies where people date inanimate objects, hypnotism, and more! Join our Substack for ad free full episodes, early access to merch, our community chat, and more! https://calebsaysthings.substack.com/ Follow Molly! @meatbrickmolly Follow the show! @sooootruepod Follow Caleb! @calebsaysthings Produced by Chance Nichols @chanceisloud Head to https://turbotax.com to find a store location near you and get matched with a TurboTax expert — with real-time updates in the iOS app. Head to https://Fabletics.com/sotrue, take a quick style quiz, and be sure to select sotrue when prompted to unlock your 80% off. Bugs hate to see you coming with Pestie. Go to https://pestie.com/SOTRUE for 10% off your order. Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://RocketMoney.com/SOTRUE Try Trü Frü! Blue bags with fruit found in the freezer aisle! So True with Caleb Hearon is edited and engineered by Nicole Lyons. Our social media manager is Virginia Muller. All episodes are filmed in The So Trudio at Legitimate Business World Headquarters in Brooklyn, New York. A Wave series. wavesportsandentertainment.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 1:00Speaker 02

  Ugh, I hate Mondays.

• 1:02Speaker 03

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• 1:03Speaker 02

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• 1:15Speaker 04

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• 1:31Speaker 02

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• 1:34Speaker 05

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• 1:50Speaker 05

  Today's episode is presented by Intuit TurboTax. Now this is taxes. Molly?

• 1:58Speaker 05

  There Molly, there Molly. Why are you playing with the mic? Don't play with the mic.

• 2:05Speaker 06

  There was a little fuzz on it.

• 2:07Speaker 05

  Don't play with the mic and don't insult the mic.

• 2:09Speaker 06

  Look at that.

• 2:11Speaker 06

  That's called being a dainty day.

• 2:16Speaker 05

  You're in a mood today. What's going on with you? I'm loving it.

• 2:19Speaker 06

  I fell outside twice.

• 2:22Speaker 06

  Literally, I fell, I, well now my knee is dry, but no. I left my house this morning at like sharp eight fifteen, first step outside, I literally, like I have like eight steps probably. And I, and I cartoon whooped and a guy at the, was at the bottom with his little dog and he was just looking at me like.

• 2:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, of course.

• 2:43Speaker 06

  And I, I was like, ow.

• 2:45Speaker 05

  Did you cry?

• 2:45Speaker 06

  Yes, but I was like, I was like edging, I was like, cause he like, it was this nice man with a dog and he was just like, he didn't ask, he didn't like try to help me up, he was just like, like I was coming down a slide at him.

• 2:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:56Speaker 06

  And then I just cried a little.

• 2:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:59Speaker 06

  It hurt really bad.

• 2:59Speaker 05

  Oh my God, I don't even want to tell you how great my morning's been.

• 3:02Speaker 06

  No, I never said it was bad. I, I got, I got through it.

• 3:06Speaker 05

  What was the second fall?

• 3:07Speaker 06

  Um, it was right up there, I was walking from, I walked from the F.

• 3:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:13Speaker 06

  It was a nice walk, no it wasn't, it was terrible, nobody shoveled and I was like, should I have just carried a hand shovel with me? And then I fell, but it was, this, the second fall was into a pile, like a soft pile of snow.

• 3:24Speaker 05

  Yeah. Huh. Well, I'm so sorry buddy, I hate that it happened to you.

• 3:29Speaker 06

  Thanks.

• 3:29Speaker 05

  You know, I love you.

• 3:30Speaker 06

  I know, I just thought it was more athletic, you know? I, I am athletic, but I just have bruises all over me.

• 3:35Speaker 05

  No, you're very athletic, the snow can make anyone fall, malls, come on, don't do that.

• 3:39Speaker 06

  But.

• 3:41Speaker 05

  Come on, brother, you're so athletic. Look at those big, thick, strong thighs.

• 3:45Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 3:46Speaker 05

  You got working thighs.

• 3:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, man, oh, my left butt cheek is not working today.

• 3:52Speaker 05

  Man, well, you're getting a little older.

• 3:54Speaker 06

  Hey.

• 3:55Speaker 05

  You're very athletic, but you're getting older.

• 3:57Speaker 06

  I'm not getting old.

• 3:58Speaker 05

  You can't, I didn't say old.

• 3:59Speaker 06

  I'm fit as a fiddle.

• 4:00Speaker 05

  Yo, totally, I didn't say old, I'm just saying as we get up there in years, as you are, it's falling in the snow.

• 4:05Speaker 06

  You're a young boy to me.

• 4:06Speaker 05

  I am, if I fall in the snow, it's a problem.

• 4:10Speaker 06

  Like the noises I must make and I had like my, you know, noise cancelling on. So I probably was like, oh no, you know?

• 4:15Speaker 05

  Yeah. No, if I fall in the snow, it's a big problem and it's different than four years ago. Four years ago, I could fall, jump, skip.

• 4:21Speaker 06

  Yeah, like I was like, you know, it took me like an hour or two to get over that first one. And then the second one, I was just like, you know, maybe I should just go home.

• 4:29Speaker 05

  I would have totally understood. Nobody understands cancelling more than this group right here. We'll cancel. This group right here, we'll cancel. I've cancelled things you wouldn't believe.

• 4:36Speaker 06

  No, I, I felt like the-

• 4:38Speaker 05

  For, for reasons you wouldn't understand.

• 4:43Speaker 05

  I have cancelled things you wouldn't believe for reasons you wouldn't understand.

• 4:46Speaker 06

  I think our generation has ruined the, like, I, what am I trying to say?

• 4:53Speaker 05

  What have we ruined, Maul?

• 4:54Speaker 06

  We ruined so many things, but also I just think like cancelling used to be okay, but we've like abused it so much that like cancelling, I'm just like, okay, cancel.

• 5:02Speaker 05

  I think you-

• 5:02Speaker 06

  Like I'd rather, I can't.

• 5:06Speaker 05

  You can. I think that you maybe, do you identify as a people pleaser?

• 5:14Speaker 06

  That's, are you kidding me? Yeah.

• 5:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:18Speaker 06

  That's why I'm in therapy, you know?

• 5:19Speaker 05

  What are we doing about that?

• 5:22Speaker 05

  Cause you shouldn't be people pleasing. What do you mean you can't cancel? That's crazy, Maul.

• 5:25Speaker 06

  I think I said sorry to the man with the dog this morning when I fell.

• 5:27Speaker 05

  That's really insane.

• 5:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, no, I, I'm working on my sorries.

• 5:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, doing less?

• 5:33Speaker 06

  Yeah, doing less and really meaning it if I'm sorry.

• 5:36Speaker 05

  You're somebody who needs that. I think there's some, there's a lot of people that I say that are like, I'm working on saying sorry less. And I'm like, you don't need to. You're somebody who I actually believe it from.

• 5:45Speaker 06

  I would, do you think like going to be, getting hypnotized would be helpful? People do that for smoking.

• 5:50Speaker 05

  You know, I, uh-

• 5:52Speaker 06

  Don't look at me like that.

• 5:52Speaker 05

  I know people that have done that. I have, I have a friend that did that for snack food. He couldn't stop eating snacks.

• 5:58Speaker 06

  Tell me everything.

• 5:59Speaker 05

  He was eating junk food all the time. He got hypnotized. They made him feel like junk food tastes like garbage. You know what?

• 6:05Speaker 06

  Throw that in the bin, too. I'll do, I'll do, I'll do that.

• 6:07Speaker 05

  While you got me under, yeah.

• 6:08Speaker 06

  I'll do, yeah, I'll do that one. I'll do the, I'm sorry.

• 6:10Speaker 05

  You do not like men who are unavailable. They taste like garbage. You do not like McDonald's after midnight. They taste like garbage.

• 6:19Speaker 06

  God, that's one that tastes so good, though.

• 6:20Speaker 05

  Uh, McDonald's after midnight is, ooh.

• 6:23Speaker 06

  Honey, honey, talk.

• 6:24Speaker 05

  McDonald's after midnight hits almost as good as a man who doesn't want you. What'd you say?

• 6:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, what's your order?

• 6:28Speaker 05

  My order? Oh, my God. Well, it's changed.

• 6:30Speaker 06

  Go ahead.

• 6:31Speaker 05

  Back in the day, do you want my fattest order?

• 6:33Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 6:34Speaker 05

  When I was at peak fat behavior?

• 6:36Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 6:36Speaker 05

  Oh, my God. I was taking, okay. I was this.

• 6:40Speaker 06

  I'm excited.

• 6:40Speaker 05

  All right. I know, I'm giddy. Call him up. Peak fat behavior. You're talking one, 2 a.m.

• 6:47Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 6:47Speaker 05

  You're talking Big Mac meal.

• 6:50Speaker 06

  After like the best improv set in Chicago.

• 6:52Speaker 05

  Best improv set, just got home.

• 6:53Speaker 06

  We're going to New York.

• 6:55Speaker 05

  By the way, splurging, splurging on McDonald's. Being like, I deserve it. I had a great set tonight. It's like $12. Uh, Big Mac, large fries.

• 7:03Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 7:03Speaker 05

  Large Coke.

• 7:04Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 7:04Speaker 05

  Uh, hot mustard, buffalo sauce. Now, this already makes it sound like a lot, but two of those are condiments.

• 7:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:11Speaker 05

  And then McChicken with no lettuce.

• 7:13Speaker 06

  A McChicken?

• 7:14Speaker 05

  A McChicken with no lettuce. And usually, I would say 90% of the time, that's where it stopped. There were a couple of times that a second McChicken found its way into that bag.

• 7:23Speaker 06

  I respect your order all the way up until the no lettuce on a McChicken.

• 7:26Speaker 05

  Here's the deal. I like the lettuce when they do it right. You can't always trust these McDonald's to do it right.

• 7:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 7:31Speaker 05

  Sometimes they put that nasty, warm, wilted, huh.

• 7:34Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 7:34Speaker 05

  Sometimes they put that nast, mm, that fucking gross, like almost brown. Ooh, and then it's mixed in with the mayonnaise. When it's crisp and fresh and they have the fucking decency and foresight to put the mayo on the underside of the patty and the lettuce on the top, then I like it. But I can't be in the kitchen with them.

• 7:53Speaker 06

  I know, and you know what?

• 7:54Speaker 05

  The kitchen. It's an assembly line.

• 7:59Speaker 06

  And I've always wanted to use one of those guns with the sauces like.

• 8:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 8:02Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. The power they hold back there, they don't even know.

• 8:04Speaker 05

  They do know.

• 8:05Speaker 06

  And you know what? They all go on to do amazing things or stay and do amazing things there, but I'm grateful.

• 8:09Speaker 05

  What's your order?

• 8:11Speaker 06

  It's exactly yours. Mine is the McChicken's and I got a Diet Coke and I like need my ranch dips.

• 8:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, ranch dip.

• 8:18Speaker 06

  I only did Diet Coke because my dad's a Diet Coke, like, he's like practically a sponsor of Diet Coke drinker.

• 8:24Speaker 05

  Big Kev.

• 8:24Speaker 06

  So we don't really have options for regular.

• 8:27Speaker 05

  Big Kev.

• 8:27Speaker 06

  Big Kev.

• 8:28Speaker 05

  It's my boy.

• 8:29Speaker 06

  Respect it.

• 8:29Speaker 05

  Respect it, Big Kev.

• 8:30Speaker 06

  That's right. He goes to McDonald's every morning at like approximately 6:15 in the morning and gets only a Diet Coke. It's his coffee.

• 8:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, that's beautiful.

• 8:39Speaker 06

  And I think they go.

• 8:40Speaker 05

  They go, sir, that happened to me this morning. This, one of these.

• 8:43Speaker 06

  No.

• 8:43Speaker 05

  Guys, the guys, the city guys shoveling out by my building. I had to walk through their shoveling. I said, thank you guys so much. Sorry to get in your way. And they went, oh, thank you, brother. Have a good day, brother. And I said, brother?

• 8:53Speaker 06

  How good does that feel?

• 8:55Speaker 05

  When a guy who has a real job calls you brother, don't tell me anything about that. That's the best thing could ever happen to me.

• 9:01Speaker 06

  It's never happened to me, but um.

• 9:03Speaker 05

  Yes, it has too. I know working guys are calling you brother.

• 9:06Speaker 06

  Well, I go, I go, no, because you know what I do? And I've been called out by many friends. When I go, hi, I go.

• 9:12Speaker 05

  You film it up? Hey, boys!

• 9:15Speaker 06

  I'll be like, thank you so much. Like, I'll be like, thank you. Then I'm like, oh, what the hell just?

• 9:19Speaker 05

  You start doing a Betty Booper scene?

• 9:21Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm transformed. Yeah.

• 9:22Speaker 05

  You who, fellas?

• 9:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, I literally do. And I'm like.

• 9:25Speaker 05

  Oh, Molly. What is that? Let's, let's get into that. Write that down for therapy.

• 9:30Speaker 06

  Oh, I, I did have something. Now that we're just talking about me falling, can I tell you what happened to me on a city bike?

• 9:36Speaker 05

  We're talking about anything you want to talk about. Tell me about it.

• 9:41Speaker 06

  I was riding home from a show.

• 9:44Speaker 05

  E-bike or regular bike?

• 9:46Speaker 06

  That's where it gets dirty.

• 9:47Speaker 05

  Fuck.

• 9:47Speaker 06

  I get up.

• 9:48Speaker 05

  Fuck, fuck.

• 9:50Speaker 06

  I get up from the Bedford stop and I'm like, oh, I.

• 9:53Speaker 05

  You did not answer the question, just so you know.

• 9:55Speaker 06

  It was a blue bike.

• 9:56Speaker 05

  E-bike.

• 9:57Speaker 06

  No.

• 9:58Speaker 05

  What? Oh, the dark blue, dark blue.

• 10:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, dark blue. Cause one little son of a bitch, little woman, got to the last one before me and I was like, you know, I'm not gonna be ticked off. I just got a mile, you know, I'll go through the park, it'll be fun, it'll be nice. 10pm after a show, I'm like, woo, I had such a good set. I got myself a little gelato, just went on one date with myself.

• 10:17Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 10:18Speaker 06

  Got on the bike, two unhoused guys have a big ass cart. Two of them both have their little carts.

• 10:24Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 10:25Speaker 06

  And I'm going through the park and this guy jumps out in front of me and goes, "Ah!" And I, like, I'm talking closer than we are.

• 10:32Speaker 05

  You were in his neighborhood, yeah.

• 10:33Speaker 06

  Exactly, respect.

• 10:34Speaker 05

  Don't be in his house.

• 10:35Speaker 06

  So then I veered to the right and I'm on a bunch of monkey balls on this frickin' city bike and I fell, ripped my pants, blood everywhere on my knee and my headphones went split into a billion different pieces. And then the one guy who didn't scare me goes, "Oh honey, are you okay?" And I go, "Um..." And right before I could say anything, the guy who scared me goes, "He's fine."

• 10:59Speaker 06

  And I was like...

• 11:00Speaker 05

  And he is?

• 11:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, I, yeah, I was. And I was like, thank you, at least it's better than...

• 11:05Speaker 05

  Not, not you being gendered or him laying on the ground bleeding.

• 11:08Speaker 06

  Oh, I was just like...

• 11:08Speaker 05

  Aw, thanks, man.

• 11:09Speaker 06

  I was like, oh, ah, like, and I got on the bike, like, I was like, running from like, the devil. Like, I was like, oh, then I started pedaling and I was just like...

• 11:21Speaker 06

  Have you ever had your iPhone say like, "Oh no, it looks like you don't have an Apple Watch", but, because you're cooler than me, but it, it says like, "Oh, it looks like you've taken a terrible fall."

• 11:32Speaker 06

  I've, I've only had it happen two or three times, but...

• 11:34Speaker 05

  Cause you've had it happen twice today.

• 11:35Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 11:37Speaker 05

  I can't imagine the number's small overall.

• 11:40Speaker 06

  But, yeah, it's...

• 11:41Speaker 05

  It says you've taken a terrible fall?

• 11:43Speaker 06

  Right when you, you're like, you're, you've been scared by a random man in the park, you fell on monkey balls, you ripped your pants, my headphones got some scratches, and then my iPhone goes, "Hey, big boy, looks like you've taken a big fall, you okay?

• 11:57Speaker 05

  Not, not another tumble there, Mauls.

• 11:59Speaker 06

  You want me to call your mom? Yeah, I did.

• 12:01Speaker 05

  I do like the two unhoused guys playing good cop, bad cop on the situation.

• 12:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, and they were just...

• 12:06Speaker 05

  "Oh, honey, are you okay?"

• 12:07Speaker 06

  Like, you really scared the daylight out of me. Like, I was like, I was like, "Hew!", and I was like, "Oh, my skills are good", but no, then there's a pile of monkey balls, like, what, what, what, why, what?

• 12:18Speaker 05

  I want to tell you, one of the funniest things I've seen in recent memory was I was standing outside of a restaurant in Park Slope and this, I had, I was out there taking a phone call. My friend's inside having lunch. I'm on a phone call. I, I know that up behind this like mailbox, there's a big, huge German shepherd on a chain tied to like a pole. Okay. I knew that because it had been over there like barking at people before. This guy, tiny little running shorts, tank top, like ridiculous like running gear, you know, like shit up the, like, like somehow a half sleeve for some reason.

• 12:51Speaker 06

  Looks like he's going 15 miles, he's going to.

• 12:52Speaker 05

  Yeah. And he's just like really, really, I'm probably projecting, but he's looking pretty pretentious. Like the way he's running with like his head in the air. Then 100%, that's probably on me. That probably has nothing to do with him. Okay. But he, he runs past me and he doesn't notice the dog there. And when he gets right by the mailbox, the dog goes, and like really jumps at him, doesn't get to him, but I have never in my whole life seen somebody jump and scream the way this man did. And it just was such a juxtaposition between like cool chin up, serves him right. I don't think he did anything wrong, to be so clear.

• 13:28Speaker 06

  I don't like him.

• 13:29Speaker 05

  No, no, no, you're right. You're right. Fuck him. Fuck him.

• 13:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, I don't like him.

• 13:32Speaker 05

  He was just so like hottie and like, and then boom, just fucking immediate, like that. It was really funny.

• 13:40Speaker 06

  And were you on the phone call or like one minute?

• 13:43Speaker 05

  No, I, I, I said, I said, sir, are you okay? And then I went over to check on him. No, I didn't.

• 13:50Speaker 06

  No, were you like, he's fine?

• 13:52Speaker 05

  No, I didn't. He's all right. I said, he's fine. And then he ran away. But the way he was running before, not like in a scared way.

• 13:58Speaker 06

  Seeing things like that in the city, you know, happen more often to me. Like I just, some crazy stuff happens to me. Like.

• 14:07Speaker 05

  Tell me about it.

• 14:09Speaker 06

  Like it's happened to me so often lately that I'm like, is, is someone out to get me? Like someone following me around with a camera and this stuff happens. Like there was a blind woman on Manhattan and I was walking two days ago.

• 14:22Speaker 05

  That's not funny, guys.

• 14:23Speaker 06

  No, it was two days ago. She was a nice, lovely lady and she asked, uh.

• 14:27Speaker 05

  You don't know that. She could have been a total bitch.

• 14:28Speaker 06

  She was really sweet.

• 14:29Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 14:30Speaker 06

  My, my wrist. She was really sweet. I'm trying to understand you.

• 14:34Speaker 05

  She was sweet.

• 14:35Speaker 06

  So, um, and she was looking for help. She's like, can someone find me, find my nail salon? And she, I was like, oh, I'll help you. And I grabbed her arm and we were walking and her stick was kind of flying everywhere and, uh. Like, cuz, cuz I had her arm.

• 14:48Speaker 05

  Right.

• 14:50Speaker 06

  And we find the nail salon and I'm pushing the door, pushing the door and she goes, honey, it's a pole.

• 14:58Speaker 06

  It's a pole door. And I go, you know what?

• 15:01Speaker 05

  Well, if you're so goddamn good at this, do it yourself.

• 15:02Speaker 06

  I go, whoa, whoa, whoa. Look, who can see.

• 15:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:06Speaker 06

  And I swear that woman winked at me. She didn't, but what if she did?

• 15:09Speaker 05

  Yeah. Molly, what else is going on with you? How you been? I don't see you anymore. You avoid me like the plague.

• 15:15Speaker 06

  Do you know what? I have been really not avoiding anyone, but I have not, I've been reading and like going to bed early.

• 15:29Speaker 05

  No, you haven't.

• 15:32Speaker 06

  Most of the time.

• 15:33Speaker 05

  No, you have not.

• 15:34Speaker 06

  I know, you're right.

• 15:35Speaker 05

  You're out drinking.

• 15:37Speaker 06

  No. I mean, yeah, on the weekends, but I don't have shows, sure. But, uh.

• 15:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, me and a Miller Lite doesn't like to see me coming, you know?

• 15:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's in big trouble. No, you been, you been, uh, you been working? You been in Vancouver?

• 15:53Speaker 06

  Montreal.

• 15:54Speaker 05

  Montreal.

• 15:55Speaker 06

  But, uh, yeah, have you been to Montreal? Have you spent time in Montreal?

• 15:58Speaker 05

  I have not had the pleasure.

• 16:02Speaker 05

  I have not had the pleasure.

• 16:04Speaker 06

  Oh, it's fun, but let me tell you, I don't know French well. And they do, cuz that's what they speak.

• 16:11Speaker 05

  J'ai pratiquement français. Excusez-moi, mademoiselle?

• 16:14Speaker 06

  Bonjour.

• 16:15Speaker 05

  La discussion, s'il vous plaît.

• 16:17Speaker 06

  Bonjour.

• 16:17Speaker 05

  Pas de photo, s'il vous plaît.

• 16:19Speaker 06

  Good job. Good boy.

• 16:20Speaker 05

  No, not good boy.

• 16:23Speaker 06

  Oui.

• 16:24Speaker 05

  I've been trying good boy and good girl on Friends recently and it's been a lot of fun. I think it's so fun. It's so fun. Asking, hey, can you grab me a glass of water? They say, yeah. I say, oh, good girl.

• 16:31Speaker 06

  I do that. I only do good boy, though.

• 16:33Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 16:34Speaker 06

  Even if it's a girl.

• 16:35Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 16:35Speaker 06

  Yeah, I go, good boy.

• 16:37Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 16:38Speaker 06

  Cuz I used to say that to my dog.

• 16:42Speaker 06

  But my dog is dead and now I do it to my friends.

• 16:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, how's it going? Are people liking it?

• 16:47Speaker 06

  No.

• 16:47Speaker 05

  I did good boy on a straight guy friend the other day and he really actually liked it. He really laughed.

• 16:52Speaker 06

  So funny. If someone calls me, say, good boy, being here on time, and I'd go.

• 16:58Speaker 05

  Someone calls you good boy for being on time and you give them a big smile?

• 17:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 17:01Speaker 05

  I just, yeah, I think I've learned a lot about you in this moment.

• 17:04Speaker 06

  I mean, I think, yeah.

• 17:06Speaker 05

  Do you want to be called good they during sex?

• 17:10Speaker 06

  No. No.

• 17:11Speaker 05

  Good there.

• 17:12Speaker 06

  Good there, good they, good this.

• 17:15Speaker 05

  Good them, good Molly. How do you get, how do you get praise king during sex when you're non-binary?

• 17:23Speaker 06

  You're making me blush. I don't want my mommy to hear this.

• 17:26Speaker 05

  How does, speak for the non-binary community, how does the non-binary community receive praise king?

• 17:31Speaker 06

  Mmm, I'm sick.

• 17:32Speaker 05

  I did hook up with a he-they recently and I said, "Good boy," and then I went, "I'm sorry, do you have a problem with boy?"

• 17:37Speaker 06

  I think good boy, good dude, well, no dude, just for you. Not, or, well, we're not having sex.

• 17:42Speaker 05

  Good dude.

• 17:43Speaker 06

  We're not having sex.

• 17:46Speaker 06

  At least not today.

• 17:47Speaker 05

  Fucking somebody and saying, "Good dude, good dude, you're a good dude."

• 17:50Speaker 06

  Like, if it was a mask and mask, I'd be like, "Brother, that was sick."

• 17:56Speaker 06

  Like, "Thank you for your services and..."

• 17:57Speaker 05

  Legitimately something I think I've said during sex.

• 17:59Speaker 06

  Not talk about this.

• 18:00Speaker 05

  "Brother, that was sick" is actually an awesome thing to say after sex.

• 18:02Speaker 06

  Cause it's like, "I respect your craft."

• 18:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, 100%. Yeah. They don't call it a job for nothing.

• 18:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, "Thank you for having me."

• 18:09Speaker 05

  What was, that was a Sex and the City line. They don't call it a job for nothing.

• 18:12Speaker 06

  I'm not, I, I...

• 18:13Speaker 05

  Talking about BJ's, blowies.

• 18:15Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 18:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:17Speaker 06

  Sick.

• 18:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:18Speaker 06

  Look at me, I just went dude mode on you.

• 18:20Speaker 05

  Good they, good dude. I like good dude. Good dude is nice.

• 18:23Speaker 06

  Good dude, good dude.

• 18:25Speaker 05

  Good partner.

• 18:25Speaker 06

  Or a...

• 18:28Speaker 06

  Good partner.

• 18:29Speaker 05

  Really cracking myself up today. Good partner's a lot of fun.

• 18:35Speaker 06

  Where's the craziest place you've gotten a BJ before?

• 18:45Speaker 06

  Hey, I can be dirty. Tell me.

• 18:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, alright. I don't know about crazy, a couple of green rooms, a couple of green rooms of venues, that's always fun.

• 18:53Speaker 06

  Incredible.

• 18:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:55Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 18:55Speaker 05

  Put it in, I don't care. Leave it in, Chance. I saw Chance going to type on his little computer. No, leave it in. Yeah, I'm getting head in the green room sometimes. Whatever. Good dude.

• 19:06Speaker 06

  Good dude. That's a good dude.

• 19:09Speaker 05

  Good partner, good partner.

• 19:11Speaker 06

  Partner, good partner. Good partner is giving me the ick. But good dude isn't.

• 19:16Speaker 05

  Good partner, good partner, good partner.

• 19:17Speaker 06

  Partner. Yeah, I don't like, I've never been a fan of like gay people having to say partner. I think straight people should stop it.

• 19:26Speaker 05

  Stop saying partner?

• 19:27Speaker 06

  Like, knock it off. Especially if we're like friends and I know, like, just be like, "Yeah, my husband, like, it's all good."

• 19:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:34Speaker 06

  My wife. "I know you're trying to be inclusive and you're very nice and I'm sorry, now I'm being a dick."

• 19:39Speaker 05

  No, I don't think you're being a dick.

• 19:40Speaker 06

  What do you feel about that?

• 19:41Speaker 05

  Uh, the straight people using partner? I don't, I don't know. I'm like, I understand that most of them have good intentions when they do it. And so I try to be like, oh my God, that's sweet. But then also I'm like, I think you just want to make yourself sound cooler. You, I have a lot of problem with this, like, room for speculation about gay. Sorry, come out. I don't like, I don't like closeted.

• 20:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:01Speaker 05

  I don't like secrets. I don't like room for guessing. Come out. If you're queer, come out. We need you.

• 20:06Speaker 06

  Like, I don't want someone who I just met at a party, be like, oh, my partner. And then I kind of, it's not even that I'm into them or anything. It's just like, I kind of get like the, I'm like, what is happening?

• 20:15Speaker 05

  Cause you're 42 years old. Unless you're like a trans eight-year-old in Louisiana, they get to stay in the closet.

• 20:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 20:21Speaker 05

  If you're 40 and living in New York, come out. It's enough.

• 20:25Speaker 06

  I'm on work.

• 20:26Speaker 05

  I've had it.

• 20:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:27Speaker 05

  Come out. We need you over here.

• 20:28Speaker 06

  And like, come out, like, coming out stories just aren't fun as they used to be.

• 20:35Speaker 06

  Like, they're just not, like.

• 20:38Speaker 05

  No, we normalize it.

• 20:38Speaker 06

  They used to be so good and clever or hilarious or traumatizing, but now they're just like,

• 20:45Speaker 06

  yeah, I introduced my family to my boyfriend. I'm like, give me something.

• 20:48Speaker 05

  I had dinner with some older lesbians the other night and we were going around trading coming out stories. That shit hit like crack.

• 20:55Speaker 06

  Trading war stories?

• 20:55Speaker 05

  Trading war stories. That shit hit like crack. Well, I, uh, I went home to my husband.

• 21:03Speaker 05

  And he's like, blah, blah, blah. With that haircut? Yeah, it was crazy.

• 21:09Speaker 06

  Oh, my God.

• 21:10Speaker 05

  But she didn't used to have that haircut and that's how they didn't know.

• 21:15Speaker 06

  I feel like, and I, I mean this with utmost respect, I feel like Kansas City has a lot of cool lesbian, older lesbian women.

• 21:23Speaker 05

  It does.

• 21:24Speaker 06

  Or you just are, you attract them.

• 21:26Speaker 05

  Well, I.

• 21:27Speaker 06

  Like a pack, like packs of wolves.

• 21:28Speaker 05

  Two things can be true. I am a magnet for the older lesbian community. They see something in me and I see something in them. And what that is, is a love of football and a complicated relationship with men.

• 21:38Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 21:38Speaker 05

  Uh, but Kansas City does have a really cool lesbian history. Do you know what Woman Town is?

• 21:42Speaker 06

  Tell me everything.

• 21:43Speaker 05

  Woman Town is a project that a bunch of lesbians did in Kansas City in the late eighties, early nineties, where they bought up a bunch of houses and created a lesbian only community. And they, they like recruited in like women's magazines and like Lilith Fair. And they told women, like lesbians all around the country, like come to Kansas City, we're building a lesbian utopia. And they did. And it's still, a lot of them still live in that neighborhood.

• 22:06Speaker 06

  I am so gullible. And I know now that you're being serious because I looked over here and I said, but I've, sometimes you get me in these jokes. And I was like really not knowing where I was going there. That's really cool. And why haven't I gone, I guess?

• 22:18Speaker 05

  It's over. It's not over. They still live there, but it kind of died off.

• 22:21Speaker 06

  They're still alive.

• 22:21Speaker 05

  Well, you can guess what happened. A lot of them, uh, started sleeping with each other and then tried to be friends afterwards. And it was like, well, I need you to come fix this shelf for me. And then it, things got messy.

• 22:31Speaker 06

  Messy.

• 22:32Speaker 05

  But the big joke among the gay men in Kansas City at the time was if you drive through Woman Town and you're a man, duck because they'll shoot.

• 22:42Speaker 06

  Wow. That needs to be, man.

• 22:45Speaker 05

  In a TV show?

• 22:46Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 22:47Speaker 05

  I wrote it. Didn't make it.

• 22:51Speaker 05

  Holmes and I, Holmes and I wrote these.

• 22:53Speaker 06

  That's what, that's what.

• 22:53Speaker 05

  We wrote these characters into our show and then didn't make it.

• 22:57Speaker 06

  Shame.

• 22:57Speaker 05

  Shame.

• 22:58Speaker 06

  Where's the, shame.

• 22:59Speaker 05

  We can bleep, but we can keep the rest of it.

• 23:01Speaker 06

  Shame on.

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• 24:35Speaker 05

  What's going on with you? You haven't told me much about you. What's going on with you in life lately? What are you thinking about?

• 24:38Speaker 06

  I am really trying to get into my craft era.

• 24:42Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah? How so?

• 24:43Speaker 06

  I don't know. I just like, when I was doing stand-up in Chicago, I, and like, we were still like, not monetizing and making money from it. I just was like, I like to do my crafts and comedy was like one of my crafts. And now I'm, I just signed up for a sewing class.

• 24:58Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, dude.

• 24:59Speaker 06

  And I still don't know if I have to bring my sewing machine to the class. That'd be like a lot to carry, but uh, that's here and there. I'll let you know.

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• 29:58Speaker 05

  If they don't have some sewing machines there for you, I think we signed up for a new class.

• 30:01Speaker 06

  They got, I drive a Ford and they have a Chevy. Like, I don't, what if they're different?

• 30:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, totally. That could be a totally big problem.

• 30:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, and I've just been drawing more again and really kind of going inward, which is not really a depressing way and like a, I miss myself kind of way.

• 30:16Speaker 05

  Yeah? Did you lose yourself there for a second?

• 30:18Speaker 06

  I think I just, yeah, maybe.

• 30:21Speaker 05

  What happened?

• 30:23Speaker 06

  I think I just like didn't, I was kind of ignoring myself and I was like trying not to like listen to my inner thoughts because I was depressed and then I was like, how do I fix this? Friendships and crafts.

• 30:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:37Speaker 06

  And not worrying about my, um, my looks.

• 30:41Speaker 05

  That'll do it. That'll be, was that part of what was depressing you was thinking about appearance? So, uh?

• 30:45Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah. I mean, don't you think so? Doesn't that feel like that sometimes?

• 30:48Speaker 05

  I've been through that, yeah.

• 30:49Speaker 06

  Like being more front face, like being on a TV show, I'm like, or being in commercials, I'm like, oh, God, heaven. But now I'm like, I'm awesome and I'm Irish and I'm gonna, you know, Carly Kane is one of the best jokes ever. And I don't know if I should say her joke, but maybe I shouldn't.

• 31:05Speaker 05

  You should say her joke. Yeah, she'd love that.

• 31:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, right. Um, Carly Kane has a joke that she said she's Irish, she's gonna age like a banana in a backpack. And I think that's one of the best written jokes of our time. And yeah, that's me.

• 31:16Speaker 05

  She's so fucking funny.

• 31:17Speaker 06

  She is so funny.

• 31:18Speaker 05

  Um, yeah, that makes total sense to me. You know what I noticed? Uh, probably like, I had this realization, like, maybe 2023, maybe I started, I'd been on the internet a lot at that point and I had like posted a lot of videos of myself and a lot of pictures.

• 31:35Speaker 06

  That was like Twitter era for you, right?

• 31:37Speaker 05

  No, that was post. Post Twitter era, but like really getting into TikTok and being on people's podcasts and stuff and Twitter, I had, I had weathered the whole Twitter era. I had like weathered people remarking on my body all the time. And that was so hard at first, like people being so mean to me about my appearances and or even when they're not trying to be mean, just when they're talking about my looks.

• 31:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 31:55Speaker 05

  And I really noticed like around like 2023, I would look at, I would like see a picture of myself and I'd be like, oh, God, I've X thing has happened to me. I'll be like, oh my God, my hairline's pushed back or yuck, my teeth are more crooked or gross, my, uh, whatever, whatever, whatever. I would, I would think that something new had gone wrong with my appearance. And then I would look back at a picture of myself from like 2018, 2019, before I was, uh, perceived that much. On the internet and it was always, that was just always how I looked. I always had a little bit of a pushback hairline. I always had a crooked tooth.

• 32:27Speaker 06

  You could never have, you're the, one of the best heads of hair in comedy.

• 32:30Speaker 05

  I'm, I love my hair, but I, it pushes back right here at the edges and that's totally fine. It's part of my hairline.

• 32:36Speaker 06

  Me too.

• 32:36Speaker 05

  But I noticed that I was like inventing, the more I was perceived and the more I was like weathering people's comments about my looks and just seeing my, like literally seeing myself. Cause when you post, when you edit a video of yourself, the way that I used to, you have to sit and look at yourself for so long.

• 32:53Speaker 06

  God in heaven, say less.

• 32:54Speaker 05

  It's really psychotic and yeah, I just was like, oh my God, I'm, I'm like learning to hate things about myself that I never even noticed before.

• 33:01Speaker 06

  And then when, before you even have those thoughts, when you look at those pictures in like 2019, you're like, I remember seeing this photo of me and I felt like I looked incredible and like, I posted it and I was, and then you're looking back, you're like, what? But you do, cause it is, I don't know, being more front facing is scary.

• 33:16Speaker 05

  Well, and I think it's a thing that we're all.

• 33:18Speaker 06

  Not because I've been behind the camera.

• 33:20Speaker 05

  You're key gripping, you're key gripping and not telling us, you're moonlighting as a key grip.

• 33:26Speaker 05

  No, it's not even, I think about like necessarily being like perceived on such a large scale. It really is like, I think cultural for all of us, the way that we take so many pictures and videos of ourselves and look at ourselves so constantly and think so much about appearance. It really is like, yeah, I think it's good to just step back and like really try to distance yourself from worrying so much about what you look like.

• 33:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, it could get dark.

• 33:49Speaker 05

  And it got dark for you.

• 33:51Speaker 06

  Not, I think I just needed to, I just needed to hang out with myself.

• 33:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:55Speaker 06

  A little more, you know?

• 33:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:57Speaker 06

  And yeah, that said no to like some things and trips or whatever. I don't even know, but I just, I just am having a better time.

• 34:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:04Speaker 06

  Minus those falls today.

• 34:05Speaker 05

  Minus the falls today.

• 34:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, but I got up.

• 34:08Speaker 05

  I like that you're having a better, I like that you're having a better time and that you're spending time with yourself. Does it make you uncomfortable when I ask you earnest questions about that?

• 34:15Speaker 06

  No, I was uncomfortable because I was about to cry for some reason.

• 34:17Speaker 05

  That makes sense. You were sharing something pretty personal.

• 34:20Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 34:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, but don't cry on my show.

• 34:22Speaker 06

  I never feel weird. I'm, I'm the most comfortable talking to you.

• 34:25Speaker 05

  Good. Don't cry on my show.

• 34:29Speaker 06

  Can you imagine? I'm like.

• 34:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, I can imagine.

• 34:32Speaker 06

  I really got into puzzling.

• 34:36Speaker 05

  I don't know if I'm gonna have to take my own sewing machine. Weeping.

• 34:39Speaker 06

  I really will be reporting back on that.

• 34:41Speaker 05

  I can't wait to hear about the sewing. Are you hoping, is there something in particular you're hoping to sew?

• 34:45Speaker 06

  So this class is a one on one, like, or one on one, we make a tote bag, whatever. Everybody's got, there's so many tote bags everywhere. But I really want to start doing some like, design work on like, collars like this.

• 34:58Speaker 05

  Ooh, yeah.

• 34:59Speaker 06

  And like, I don't know, I just want to fiddle around. Like, I like being tactile with my hands and things like that, so.

• 35:05Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 35:06Speaker 06

  I'm just stoked to get lost in it.

• 35:08Speaker 05

  I want you to get lost in, I'm loving that.

• 35:10Speaker 06

  And I also want to start making rugs.

• 35:12Speaker 05

  Rug tufting?

• 35:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 35:13Speaker 05

  Fun. I thought about taking that class.

• 35:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm very, very going to be doing that very much.

• 35:18Speaker 05

  I want to take a neon sign making class.

• 35:21Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 35:24Speaker 06

  I almost signed up for one last year, but I was gonna be out of town.

• 35:27Speaker 05

  It'll take six weeks, you have to commit. Yeah. This is my big issue with classes.

• 35:32Speaker 06

  Make a sweet one for this.

• 35:33Speaker 05

  I know. I'd like to make a little, I want to make a really small one. I want to make one like, literally like this big. Right over on the set somewhere. I, this is my problem with classes and with volunteering. There's so many classes I want to take and so many volunteering things I want to do that are like, you have to commit to this time for eight weeks. And I'm like, I straight up cannot do that. I can't guarantee.

• 35:54Speaker 06

  What kind of volunteering are you?

• 35:56Speaker 05

  There's so many cool ones. I want something more, I mean, this is the issue is I want something consistency based. Like, I want, there's this one in my neighborhood in Brooklyn that I know about, where you like, go over, you take senior citizens their groceries, like, they send you a list and then you basically like, task grab it for them for free. And then you go get their groceries and you bring their groceries over, put them away and talk with them for a while.

• 36:17Speaker 06

  That's lovely.

• 36:18Speaker 05

  And you're like their dedicated person. And I think that would be such a nice, like, yeah, it would be a nice way to use my, my mobility and my body, but then also like, get to chit chat and have a relationship. I'm looking for both. I want to volunteer in a way that's like, I don't just want to like, build something by myself in a silo. I want to use my body to do stuff because I miss using my body at like, tasks that matter.

• 36:40Speaker 06

  Yeah, and you're a strong man.

• 36:41Speaker 05

  I am. And I want to, but I also want to chit chat because I'm good at that and I like it.

• 36:46Speaker 06

  I like, I love that. And it can be very intimate. And, you know, I was looking into volunteering recently and it's funny because I was like, I want to volunteer, like, at a nursing home or like, and I know those, those aren't as. Like my Nana was in a nursing home for like 14 years and it was like, you know, we went, we had, we went every, there's people there like every other day to hang out with her. But I'm like, there were so many people, some of her like buddies there, like who just never had a visitor. So then we would obviously invite them over to our table and hang out, but I'm just like, oh, some of those people like maybe they're the youngest in their family and they don't have like a niece or nephew or a friend's kid to go visit them. And some of them are just so funny.

• 37:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, they're really funny.

• 37:27Speaker 06

  And they got jokes, they are holding in, you know?

• 37:30Speaker 05

  There's something really funny about when you know you're gonna die soon and you don't have to care about what anyone else thinks anymore. Especially if you weren't like that throughout your life, I've found. Like, yeah, there had been some older people in my life that like were really reserved their whole life and were very polite and like proper. And then the second that they thought maybe they weren't gonna have to be doing this much longer.

• 37:49Speaker 06

  They're like, I got some.

• 37:50Speaker 05

  Fuck, they're like, I've been holding on to some shit. And I love that era. That's fun. I'm trying to get there way earlier in life.

• 37:58Speaker 06

  Cause you, your grandparents, do you have?

• 38:00Speaker 05

  I have, uh, yeah, I have my grandma and I have two grand, I have both grandmas and my grandpa.

• 38:06Speaker 06

  How lucky are you? You got three out of four.

• 38:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't know about lucky. You should hang out with these people for a little bit. No, they're great. I love them.

• 38:13Speaker 06

  Are they all in Kansas City?

• 38:15Speaker 05

  Uh, well, my two grandparents that live in Iowa are in Kansas City a lot because they get surgeries down there.

• 38:20Speaker 06

  Hell, yeah.

• 38:21Speaker 05

  So they're down there staying with my mom a lot. And then, um, my, uh, my dad's mom, my other grandma lives in like northern Missouri, but I see her maybe like two or three times a year.

• 38:29Speaker 06

  That's nice.

• 38:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:31Speaker 06

  Or do any of them have like a, they're probably retired now, but did they even have any cool jobs?

• 38:37Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, my, my grandma on my mom's side was a nurse. Uh,

• 38:41Speaker 06

  And?

• 38:42Speaker 05

  And?

• 38:43Speaker 06

  Your mom?

• 38:44Speaker 05

  My mom's a nurse.

• 38:44Speaker 06

  And my mom's a nurse.

• 38:45Speaker 05

  My grandpa worked on the railroad, uh, his whole life and then opened a business later in life that he still has, selling like scrubs and boots and stuff, just like, basically he was like, a bunch of people in town need stuff and they have to go somewhere else to get it. So he opened like a general store. Um, and then my grandma on my dad's side worked as like a clerk at the county courthouse.

• 39:04Speaker 06

  So she was, she was, yeah.

• 39:06Speaker 05

  Business.

• 39:07Speaker 06

  So she was a kale of, if you will.

• 39:09Speaker 05

  You'd be like, oh.

• 39:13Speaker 06

  I know Wendy from down the fall. She lives on 283 Fourth Street. It's like, well, we all know.

• 39:17Speaker 05

  Exactly. That you'd be like, I'm going to David's house. And she'd be like, hope her mother's doing well. David Herby.

• 39:23Speaker 06

  David hasn't been on the porch, you know, he likes to go, but he hasn't been on the porch in three weeks.

• 39:26Speaker 05

  Truly. And it's like she knew everyone's stuff. It was like a very small time job.

• 39:30Speaker 06

  Oh, that's kind of, um, those people hold a lot of power and are very trusted in the community, which I think is a very cool thing. I really, you know what I mean?

• 39:39Speaker 05

  Really cool thing, yeah.

• 39:40Speaker 06

  Like, yeah, anyway, cool.

• 39:43Speaker 05

  What job do you think you would have if you hadn't left Ohio?

• 39:46Speaker 06

  Oh my God, I was just talking about this with one of my brothers. I think I would be, I think I would just be a blue collar, like welder or something.

• 39:56Speaker 05

  You think you'd be a welder?

• 39:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, I like that idea of flame.

• 39:59Speaker 05

  Nice.

• 40:02Speaker 05

  Molly!

• 40:04Speaker 06

  Or like maybe, I don't know. Yeah, no, something like dirty.

• 40:09Speaker 05

  I think you, I think you could totally be a welder.

• 40:11Speaker 06

  I wouldn't do underwater welding.

• 40:13Speaker 05

  No, that's not you.

• 40:15Speaker 06

  That scares me.

• 40:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's not you. I'm surprised to hear welder just, I thought you were gonna say that you'd still be working at the restaurant on the island.

• 40:21Speaker 06

  Oh, well.

• 40:22Speaker 05

  I thought maybe you'd be like an old timer, like a fun person at the restaurant, but I see welding for you in a big way.

• 40:27Speaker 06

  Well, maybe I wouldn't. No, now that you say that, no, I think I, my time on the island would have ended when it ended.

• 40:35Speaker 06

  I go dark, I go.

• 40:38Speaker 06

  I go.

• 40:40Speaker 05

  I think my time on the island had to end when it ended.

• 40:45Speaker 05

  But.

• 40:46Speaker 06

  What, well, what the heck would you do?

• 40:48Speaker 05

  If I was in Missouri?

• 40:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 40:51Speaker 05

  Um, I don't know, I think.

• 40:54Speaker 06

  You'd be digging your grandma's body in the clerk's office.

• 40:56Speaker 05

  Hello, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be the new clerk at the courthouse, nepo.

• 40:59Speaker 06

  Junior's here.

• 41:00Speaker 05

  I'm a nepo clerk. Nepo clerk, NBC's Tuesday, NBC Tuesday nights. Um, what would I be doing if I was in Missouri? Um, if I never left my hometown, there's only like four jobs. I think I'd probably still be working at Applebee's.

• 41:15Speaker 06

  Okay, how many pins would you have? How many flare?

• 41:18Speaker 05

  I had plenty before I left.

• 41:19Speaker 06

  Were you ever on your Applebee's wall?

• 41:21Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, I'm still on the Applebee's wall to this day, I think.

• 41:23Speaker 06

  Me too.

• 41:24Speaker 05

  Picture of me at prom.

• 41:25Speaker 06

  Me, oh, mine's not.

• 41:26Speaker 05

  It's like an employee picture?

• 41:27Speaker 06

  Mine's lacrosse.

• 41:29Speaker 05

  Oh, of course.

• 41:30Speaker 06

  Yeah, remember I told you I used to be an athlete before today?

• 41:33Speaker 05

  I remember your lacrosse era when you went to all girls high school and you had that van that you'd stick everybody in.

• 41:37Speaker 06

  God, your memory is, is a fiddle, amazing.

• 41:40Speaker 05

  I listen to everything you say to me, Molly, and I never forget.

• 41:42Speaker 06

  Yeah, I used to take them all to Taco Bell before practice, because I was the goalie, I didn't have to run. I go, this is on you.

• 41:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, y'all do whatever you need to do. I can have bubble guts in the net.

• 41:52Speaker 06

  I'm good.

• 41:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:53Speaker 06

  The bigger I get, the more blockade there is, you know?

• 41:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, of course. That's beautiful.

• 41:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 41:58Speaker 05

  Were you, uh, were you dating any of those girls?

• 42:00Speaker 06

  I was still in the closet.

• 42:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:02Speaker 06

  I was packed behind a bunch of boxes.

• 42:07Speaker 06

  I was in the back.

• 42:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:09Speaker 06

  But I, I actually wouldn't have changed. I feel like I came out just at the time that I was mature and mentally well enough to do it.

• 42:16Speaker 05

  Was this when you were dating?

• 42:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, well, I was at the comedy studies program at Second City.

• 42:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:22Speaker 06

  So I was technically a junior in college.

• 42:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 42:25Speaker 05

  You were like a, you were like a skinny jeans and vans lesbian there for a little bit.

• 42:29Speaker 06

  Oh, it was tough.

• 42:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, it was awesome. I love those lesbians.

• 42:33Speaker 06

  If anybody has one of those photos, just blur my face.

• 42:36Speaker 05

  No.

• 42:36Speaker 06

  Actually, no, you can keep my face. Blur the pants.

• 42:40Speaker 05

  Just blur my bottom half. Put a blurred block so no one can see the dimensions. No, I liked it.

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• 46:05Speaker 05

  I remember one time you did, you came to do my show in Chicago.

• 46:08Speaker 06

  At the I.O.?

• 46:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, at I.O. It was a small room and the mic was broken. The mic was not working. We figured out, we didn't realize until you walked out on stage. And I was so, a lot of our friends in the scene at that time didn't have like a stage presence really yet. Like, they were just figuring things out and they were very like dependent on things going the way they needed to. I would say myself included, like, if the mic didn't work, it would be like, well, you fucking need to figure out how to turn it on before I can do my set. And I remember you were just so like, you'd been doing it just a little bit longer. You'd been there like maybe a year longer or something and you were just so in the pocket. And I remember, I go, I go, Molly, I'm so sorry, the mic doesn't work. Like, we're, we're trying to fix it right now. If you want to wait a second. And you go, I don't care. And you walk out and you go, I'm doing my set without a mic. Can everybody hear me? And everyone in the audience is like, yeah. And you're like, yeah.

• 46:54Speaker 05

  But anyway, the other day I was at the grocery store, grocery store, you ever been? Like, I was like, Jesus Christ. I was so impressed. I was like, who is this fucking dynamo screaming in the room right now?

• 47:06Speaker 06

  Isn't it fun? Like, I was like very fearless back then. Now I'm like skittish and scared to go on stage. I mean, I love stand up still, but I'm just like, uh, uh, I don't, which is, it should be the opposite, right? But.

• 47:16Speaker 05

  I don't know what should be, but why do you think that is?

• 47:18Speaker 06

  I don't know. I, I, I'm working through that. But to work through that, I'm just kicking my ass on the stage no matter what, you know?

• 47:26Speaker 05

  Do you think it has anything to do with like the pressure of expectation?

• 47:30Speaker 06

  1,000%.

• 47:31Speaker 05

  Right.

• 47:32Speaker 06

  And I think like, I, I like just love every comic that I'm able to work with. And everyone's so impressive and talented that I think I, I don't know. Sometimes you, you play that comparison game where it's not like, I don't know. I just want to make my friends proud of me.

• 47:52Speaker 05

  We are.

• 47:53Speaker 06

  Thank you, buddy.

• 47:53Speaker 05

  We're very proud of you.

• 47:55Speaker 06

  I'm proud of you.

• 47:55Speaker 05

  We'd be proud of you if you were welding in Ohio.

• 47:57Speaker 06

  Hey, underwater.

• 47:58Speaker 05

  Underwater.

• 47:58Speaker 06

  Kidding, kidding.

• 47:59Speaker 05

  No, I would never do it. It's funny, I was talking to a friend the other day, I won't say their name, just in case they didn't want this out there, but one of our friends, and we were talking about, well, first of all, you also, I'm sure you don't want to talk about this, but you also went through an experience for a multiple years, working at a place that is intentionally designed to make you doubt how great you are, and that's my perspective of it. But then, I was talking to a friend about expectation, and how easy and fun it is to go in and kill when nobody expects anything of you, when you're underestimated, when like, when you aren't known as like, the funniest person in the room, and you're not expected to come in and kill. But then, when you get to a place in your career, if you're lucky enough to get to this place, which you have been, that, when people are like, this person's a killer, they're very

• 48:44Speaker 05

  funny, they don't even need the script to be good. You bring them in and they're gonna make it happen. When that's the expectation of you, and it just doesn't even have to be about comedy or acting or anything, I think all of us, when we have a role in life, where we were at one point underestimated, and we got to show up and surprise people, when it changes to expectation, all of a sudden, it gets way fucking harder.

• 49:05Speaker 06

  That is a nail on the head, sir.

• 49:08Speaker 05

  You know?

• 49:08Speaker 06

  Yeah, that, I would never have been able to put that to words.

• 49:11Speaker 05

  The pressure is so heavy then, because you're like, oh, well, when nobody expected anything of me, I could just blow past it and exceed it.

• 49:17Speaker 06

  Yeah, you're just like, I'm just gonna.

• 49:19Speaker 05

  Go for it.

• 49:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, like, yeah, and now I'm like, which is so strange, and I feel like it's just a, it's a phase, and it's something I'll grow out of and like, work past, but it's just interesting to say it out loud.

• 49:34Speaker 05

  I think, yeah, you'll definitely work out of it. It's a lot of work, but you'll work out of it.

• 49:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm still having fun. It's just like, maybe like, a couple minutes before I go on stage, I'm like, and then I get on there, I'm like, I'm having fun.

• 49:44Speaker 05

  It's like riding a bike.

• 49:45Speaker 06

  You ever get like that before you go on stage, sometimes when you're maybe not feeling it that day, or like, or you're just always...

• 49:50Speaker 05

  I'm almost never feeling it.

• 49:53Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 49:54Speaker 05

  I'm not, I'm never, but I, and I don't say this, I, I, yeah, I'm, I'm never doubting that I'm gonna do well. I'm just never feeling it. Like, I don't really wanna, I have a very complicated relationship with attention and I'm never, I'm always a little like, God, I would give anything to just be hanging out tonight. And then I have to work myself up and talk about, I have to like, talk to myself about like, all these people came to see you, you have a job to do, you owe them a good show. And I get myself there, but I would say, I mean, Chance has been with me before shows a million times. I'm, I'm almost every time like, fuck, I don't know how I'm gonna get it up tonight.

• 50:27Speaker 06

  Cause you technically are turning, you gotta turn it on. It's the little game of the game.

• 50:32Speaker 05

  Well, you have to go be stage Caleb.

• 50:34Speaker 06

  Rusty and stuck.

• 50:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, you have to be stage Caleb or stage Molly now. And it's like, that's a different, that I can't just go up and be whoever I wanna be. I have to be who people came to see.

• 50:41Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 50:42Speaker 05

  Which is great. It's a, it's a huge privilege. I love being the guy that people came to see. I like him. I think he's so much fun.

• 50:47Speaker 06

  I love him.

• 50:48Speaker 05

  I love him. He's so much fun. But it's.

• 50:50Speaker 06

  But I also love this one too.

• 50:52Speaker 05

  This guy over here?

• 50:53Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 50:55Speaker 06

  I'm, are you a Mets fan?

• 50:57Speaker 05

  Come again?

• 50:57Speaker 06

  Are you a New York Mets fan?

• 51:00Speaker 05

  Uh, no.

• 51:00Speaker 06

  Or just fashion king? Cause I do the same thing.

• 51:02Speaker 05

  This is just a really cute vintage hat.

• 51:03Speaker 06

  I love the hat.

• 51:04Speaker 05

  Let me tell you.

• 51:05Speaker 06

  I just didn't know if something changed.

• 51:06Speaker 05

  The people I talk to around New York, they really wanna get involved about this.

• 51:09Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:10Speaker 05

  One way or another, one of the door guys in my building, I walked in the other night at like two in the morning and he was sitting there like, you know, kinda half asleep at the desk.

• 51:16Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 51:17Speaker 05

  And I walk in, he goes, get out, you can't come in here wearing that. And I, I was, I was like, what? And he was like, your hat, get outta here.

• 51:27Speaker 06

  He woke him up out of like a.

• 51:28Speaker 05

  Truly. His hatred of the Mets like woke him from a stupor, to be mean to me. And then we, and then I really got caught. I don't watch baseball. I don't give a fuck about baseball. I hate baseball. I think it sucks.

• 51:39Speaker 06

  Slow.

• 51:40Speaker 05

  And I got caught talking to him about baseball for 45 minutes. Like, I could not. And I was inching every, I would take a step away from the desk. I was, for 20 minutes, I was polite and really locked in. And then I'd be like, yeah, well, you know, I, I hope the Yankees do well. I'd start to turn, he'd go, well, I'll tell you, they're not going to. I'd get sucked back in.

• 51:55Speaker 06

  Your under monologue was like, get out, get out, get out.

• 51:57Speaker 05

  Truly, I wanted to go to bed so bad.

• 51:59Speaker 06

  Respectfully.

• 51:59Speaker 05

  But I had to like walk in, cause that's my boy.

• 52:01Speaker 06

  I mean, Mets aside, your fashion hat game has always been one of my favorites.

• 52:06Speaker 05

  I think you were saying that.

• 52:07Speaker 06

  Exhibit A of the back wall.

• 52:08Speaker 05

  You know, we got some good ones back there. This, this, uh, they, that's why they call it fishing, not catching one. I wore the hell out of that one.

• 52:14Speaker 06

  I know you did. Cause I was like, you wanna trade hats? And you're like, no. And I go, totally.

• 52:17Speaker 05

  Totally.

• 52:19Speaker 06

  I'm like, it still looks mint.

• 52:21Speaker 05

  Oh, it's new. We got a

• 52:22Speaker 06

  Oh, okay.

• 52:23Speaker 05

  These are all, I've never worn any of these. These were all bought to be on the set. But that fishing not catching, I wore the hell out of that. We got a broski report hat.

• 52:29Speaker 06

  I love that one.

• 52:30Speaker 05

  We got a Waxahachie hat.

• 52:31Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 52:32Speaker 05

  We got all kinds of stuff. We got Beth Stelling's frame socks back there.

• 52:34Speaker 06

  I just, I have a pair of those and I was like, ah.

• 52:37Speaker 05

  Women's standup comedy. Shout out Beth Stelling. Also, I just have to say, because I don't think we've talked about it on the show yet.

• 52:41Speaker 06

  Rise up to the set design here, bud.

• 52:43Speaker 05

  Katie Birmingham. Katie Birmingham. Let me, I hope someone clip this and send it to Katie when this episode comes out.

• 52:48Speaker 06

  Thanks, Katie.

• 52:49Speaker 05

  Katie Birmingham is a fucking genius. She did my HBO special. She did Sorry Baby, Eva Victor's movie, which is phenomenal if people haven't seen it. Eva's so great. Katie, Katie Birmingham designed the hell out of this set. And when I tell you, I gave her the loosest, like, yeah, I think maybe it's blue and cluttered.

• 53:06Speaker 06

  I was gonna say, I love the, I just, I don't know, even down to the color scheme, it's really cool.

• 53:10Speaker 05

  She made this fire. She, she hand tiled, like Katie Birmingham is an absolute genius.

• 53:16Speaker 06

  She hand tiled that?

• 53:17Speaker 05

  Yeah. Well, yeah, she like put the, the things on, because the thing was originally just, and Nicole helped a lot. Nicole, Nicole helped a lot and Michelle and Chance helped a lot too. You guys all did so good. Sorry, it was obviously Katie was kind of thinking of it, but you guys helped a lot too.

• 53:30Speaker 06

  That's off to the team, the squad.

• 53:32Speaker 05

  Really good job. And the people and the team at Wave as well was over here doing it. Actually, I met someone at a dinner the other night that were like, this is so, um, I was at dinner the other night and this woman was like, this is so funny. You don't know this, but I was actually helping out with your podcast studio, but I wasn't in town, so they were doing it while I was gone. And I was like, oh my God. And then we got to talk for a little while. And that's where you.

• 53:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, this is like my most favorites I've ever been on.

• 53:55Speaker 05

  Mine too.

• 53:55Speaker 06

  It really is cozy.

• 53:56Speaker 05

  Mine too. I love it so much. It feels so much like the show. And we, the big running joke about So True during the whole show has been our set changing every week. And it'll still change sometimes because I will have to travel. But I really feel so happy that we finally have, we just hit the two year anniversary of the show and we finally have a set.

• 54:14Speaker 06

  Has it already been two years?

• 54:16Speaker 05

  I know.

• 54:16Speaker 06

  How many episodes? Sorry to talk about.

• 54:19Speaker 05

  A hundred something now.

• 54:20Speaker 06

  Holy.

• 54:20Speaker 05

  Brittany was a hundred, so a hundred and three, four. Then I think. Yeah. It's funny, you have that reaction because you were there at the beginning. Most people who weren't there at the beginning, they go, it's only been two years. They think we've been doing this for five, six years.

• 54:34Speaker 06

  Dang.

• 54:34Speaker 05

  I know.

• 54:35Speaker 06

  I know. I'm like, I was last time I was on here, you were at the, well, it doesn't matter, but uh.

• 54:39Speaker 05

  The true homies know.

• 54:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 54:41Speaker 05

  I was actually with Zoe Lister Jones the other day, and I remember when I was concepting.

• 54:44Speaker 06

  Love her.

• 54:45Speaker 05

  She's the best.

• 54:45Speaker 06

  Sorry, I just had a delayed reaction. She was on, she was, she's a guest star.

• 54:49Speaker 05

  On D M V?

• 54:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 54:50Speaker 05

  Oh, my God. Um, we were in Amsterdam when I was thinking about doing, I was like, yeah, I think maybe when I get back to the States, I'm talking to my buddy Chance. I think maybe we're gonna like, I have this idea for a YouTube show and I think maybe I'm gonna ask him to help me with it. And I think I want to do like a YouTube show. I think I want to like find some way to like take things into my own hands. And she was like, what would it even look like? How would it make money? And I was like, it won't for a while. And like, I don't know, I'm gonna lose money on it, but I think it's a good idea. And we were just the other day, I was in L A last week and we were talking about, um, how crazy that is to like have an idea, go do it, have it really work out. And then have it be like a truly like foundational part of my life.

• 55:25Speaker 06

  Isn't it, you like executed it, y'all.

• 55:28Speaker 05

  It's fun as an artist. Like anytime you have an idea and then it actually happens, you're like, wow, we actually made something. That's cool.

• 55:32Speaker 06

  And it's low stakes because you're just being yourself and.

• 55:35Speaker 05

  I wish that was true. I'm faking every word on here.

• 55:38Speaker 06

  So your grandma wasn't a clerk?

• 55:40Speaker 05

  No. Everything I've ever said on here is a lie. I'm not even gay or fat.

• 55:44Speaker 06

  I gotta redress, I fall back in the chair.

• 55:46Speaker 05

  I'm skinny and straight.

• 55:47Speaker 06

  Molly falls for a third time. That's a Jesus grace, uh, tag.

• 55:51Speaker 05

  Molly falls for a third time. Put it on there. Molly can't quit falling. Molly the faller. More like folly.

• 55:57Speaker 06

  God.

• 55:58Speaker 05

  More like folly.

• 56:00Speaker 06

  No.

• 56:01Speaker 05

  Hold on. More like folly.

• 56:06Speaker 05

  He knows, he knows, he knows what the kid wants.

• 56:10Speaker 06

  That scared me.

• 56:11Speaker 05

  Yeah. He's a scary guy if you let him.

• 56:14Speaker 06

  I'm like, I think he's getting ghost from me.

• 56:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know. He always is. He's always inching in.

• 56:18Speaker 06

  That's gone wheels. What the hell? What the hell? So, 2026.

• 56:27Speaker 06

  Is it mine? You, you lead.

• 56:28Speaker 05

  No, no, I liked where you were going. I liked, I'm dancing, but I liked where you were going. Lead me, push me a little bit.

• 56:33Speaker 06

  Well, I was gonna say, what like, cause you used to be a crafter. I don't know if you still do, and I don't wanna out you, but you used to do, um,

• 56:43Speaker 06

  collaging.

• 56:44Speaker 05

  I still do a little bit.

• 56:45Speaker 06

  Cool.

• 56:45Speaker 05

  Sometimes. I haven't made one in a second. I, when I moved, my houses, I had most, my setup was in Kansas City.

• 56:50Speaker 06

  Yeah, I was very impressed by your, um, collages. I really was.

• 56:54Speaker 05

  I like doing it. I've never shared any of them. I do, yeah, most, I think most of my crafts are private secrets.

• 57:00Speaker 06

  No, I totally agree.

• 57:01Speaker 05

  Mention them, but my collages, the, like, I've written a lot of, like, songs and poems, and they're all just kinda for Caleb.

• 57:08Speaker 06

  I love that. And I think that's very special, and I think that's very important to not always, you don't, it's, it can be yours, you know?

• 57:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:16Speaker 06

  And like mine, if you wanna give me one of your collages.

• 57:20Speaker 05

  It can be yours, but also mine.

• 57:22Speaker 06

  And, wait, the Kevin Morby, um, video on the bike? Can I talk about that?

• 57:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:28Speaker 06

  Okay, was it a four wheeler or a moped?

• 57:30Speaker 05

  It was a four wheeler.

• 57:31Speaker 06

  God, I love a four wheeler.

• 57:33Speaker 05

  I know, isn't it fun?

• 57:34Speaker 06

  Oh my God, I love a four wheeler.

• 57:36Speaker 05

  I crashed a four wheeler off a bridge when I was like 12 years old.

• 57:39Speaker 06

  Were you alone on it, or did you have someone in the back?

• 57:40Speaker 05

  I was alone. I was alone. And bridges, it was like a, it was, um, you know how when you're, like, if you're out on a farm, and there's like a big, like, brush ditch or something?

• 57:49Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:49Speaker 05

  And it's like just a huge ditch that you need to get over?

• 57:51Speaker 06

  Yeah, you don't see it.

• 57:52Speaker 05

  And you, well, we had, I was on a family friend's property, and they had a big brush ditch where they would like put like, uh, discarded brush. And they had two, uh, boards over it that you could drive over. But they're just about as wide as the tires on the four wheeler, and I just misshot it and tried to go too fast, like a 12 year old. Took it off into the, into the brush ditch, four wheeler on top of me. Didn't break anything somehow, but had.

• 58:16Speaker 06

  Do you know you could have easily died from that?

• 58:18Speaker 05

  People do.

• 58:19Speaker 06

  I know, yeah.

• 58:19Speaker 05

  Scrapes, bruises. I was all fucked up, and I just had to lay in there until someone came and found me.

• 58:23Speaker 06

  Caleb, baby Caleb.

• 58:25Speaker 05

  It was really scary.

• 58:26Speaker 06

  I have your baby photo from your, like, one of your first. I have a baby. I have your poster baby photo on my fridge.

• 58:34Speaker 05

  I noticed that.

• 58:35Speaker 06

  And if I pee with the door open at my apartment, I can see you.

• 58:39Speaker 05

  Yeah. That's really special, I think, in some ways.

• 58:42Speaker 06

  Yeah. And I, I would go, I think I gotta move that.

• 58:47Speaker 05

  You're like, I gotta move this closer to the toilet.

• 58:48Speaker 06

  I gotta put it on the side of the fridge.

• 58:49Speaker 05

  He's gotta be in the bathroom with me.

• 58:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 58:52Speaker 05

  It's a really cute picture.

• 58:53Speaker 06

  Sorry I had to. Yeah, I stole it from the wall at some Union Hall or Bell House or something.

• 58:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think Bell House.

• 58:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 58:59Speaker 05

  Remember my, uh, before I moved to New York, my, my era where I was doing a Bell House show every month and throwing a party afterwards?

• 59:05Speaker 06

  Yes, and it was the most fun ever.

• 59:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 59:08Speaker 06

  Wow, that was before you lived here. Oh, yeah, cuz you were just like, you're like, yeah, I'm back in New York. I'm like, were you here? You were just here two days ago.

• 59:15Speaker 05

  I was coming every month.

• 59:16Speaker 06

  That's.

• 59:17Speaker 05

  And, and being like, God, I wish I could live here.

• 59:20Speaker 06

  I'm like, hey, huh? Hey?

• 59:22Speaker 05

  You can.

• 59:23Speaker 06

  You can, very much so.

• 59:24Speaker 05

  That was a fun era, though. I really enjoyed that.

• 59:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, you, those shows were goofy and loose and awesome and that's, you were kind of like crafting the beginning of your, the beginning of your special, right?

• 59:36Speaker 05

  Uh, no, by that point, I was pretty.

• 59:39Speaker 06

  Or did you already record it?

• 59:40Speaker 05

  No, I hadn't recorded the special, but I had the hour. Took a long time to sell the hour because the hour was done before I started the podcast and no one really wanted it.

• 59:47Speaker 06

  Like it was already filmed and everything?

• 59:49Speaker 05

  Not filmed. We had filmed a test version of it. We hadn't filmed like the version, but basically we took it everywhere and everyone was like, ah, call us when you have some more followers.

• 59:58Speaker 06

  Who I gotta fight?

• 59:59Speaker 05

  Well, I got a very specific list of names for you if you're interested. And trust, I won't be forgetting them.

• 1:00:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, and you know what? They're gonna never forget you either because they messed up.

• 1:00:10Speaker 05

  It's just such a funny, uh, thing that we're in now where you have to take the audience to the network. Like, it used to be like you, the whole point of wanting to do something with a network was they had an audience for you.

• 1:00:20Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:00:21Speaker 05

  And now they only want you if you can bring them an audience.

• 1:00:23Speaker 06

  That's what you and Wally were talking about, about.

• 1:00:25Speaker 05

  Really funny.

• 1:00:25Speaker 06

  Was that her so true about how like, they, like Broadway, that was just interesting. We don't need to repeat what the pod, what the episode was, but anyway.

• 1:00:34Speaker 05

  No, let's talk about what Wally and I talked about. Let's, we, you start telling me about snakes. Wally and the fucking snakes, dude.

• 1:00:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, I, very interesting, very interesting. I wouldn't touch snake with a 10-inch pole, so.

• 1:00:47Speaker 05

  10-inch.

• 1:00:48Speaker 06

  Wait, 10-inch pole?

• 1:00:49Speaker 05

  I wouldn't.

• 1:00:50Speaker 06

  What does the Grinch say?

• 1:00:50Speaker 05

  I wouldn't, 10-foot.

• 1:00:52Speaker 06

  Ah, dang it.

• 1:00:53Speaker 05

  10-inch is way funnier, though. I wouldn't touch that with a 10-inch pole. It's like you're kind of scared of something. But with an 11-inch pole, I'd get in there.

• 1:01:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, stick, stick, not stick, one.

• 1:01:03Speaker 05

  Magician's stick.

• 1:01:05Speaker 05

  No, it's a magician. Come on, it's magician stick.

• 1:01:07Speaker 06

  A wizard has a wand, a magician has a wand. Just, okay.

• 1:01:13Speaker 05

  Just, let's get to the bottom of that quickly.

• 1:01:16Speaker 06

  It's like, the wizard, a wizard has a pointy one and a magician has a little white tip at the front.

• 1:01:21Speaker 05

  That is correct.

• 1:01:22Speaker 06

  What is that about?

• 1:01:23Speaker 05

  Uh, I don't know.

• 1:01:25Speaker 06

  I think you'd be a really good magician. I think like, I think you like kind of like Night Owl as like a little magician.

• 1:01:34Speaker 06

  And you go around and you take your glasses off and you put on a long wig and you're like around New York City doing magic. At like, like, and like playing like Dungeons and Dragons and stuff.

• 1:01:43Speaker 05

  You think I have magician's energy?

• 1:01:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, sometimes.

• 1:01:49Speaker 05

  Um, well, guess what kind of energy?

• 1:01:51Speaker 06

  Take off that hat!

• 1:01:53Speaker 05

  Guess what kind of energy I think you have?

• 1:01:55Speaker 06

  Being a bitch?

• 1:01:59Speaker 05

  Molly, I don't think I've ever seen you be a bitch in my life. Not, never, not once. I remember when you had a guest room in New York, the way that you had some wayward comedian, usually me, staying with you every fucking day of the week.

• 1:02:11Speaker 06

  It was like a B and B, but I was just like, okay, what does everyone need? What does everyone need? No, but that was great.

• 1:02:17Speaker 05

  I got rid of my guest room for that reason.

• 1:02:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, I think I told you when I, when I heard you were getting a two bedroom, I was like, no.

• 1:02:22Speaker 05

  Don't, save yourself, save yourself, save yourself.

• 1:02:25Speaker 06

  Don't.

• 1:02:25Speaker 05

  Do not get a guest room in New York, you will only pay a price.

• 1:02:27Speaker 06

  Or just make the landlord change it online that it's one bedroom because...

• 1:02:30Speaker 05

  It's so, when people look up this lowest thing.

• 1:02:34Speaker 05

  Sorry, there's so many boxes in there, you're not gonna be able to stay in there.

• 1:02:37Speaker 06

  No, no, no, no, I can't, I can't. My mom, my mother's stuff is in there, I can't.

• 1:02:40Speaker 05

  Oh, it's my mother's, it's a replica.

• 1:02:42Speaker 06

  My mother's things are in there.

• 1:02:44Speaker 05

  Hi, for my birthday party this year, I, I had five people staying with me.

• 1:02:48Speaker 06

  I'm so sad I missed your birthday for a year, two in a row.

• 1:02:51Speaker 05

  It was fucked up.

• 1:02:52Speaker 06

  I know.

• 1:02:52Speaker 05

  You need to mark for next year.

• 1:02:54Speaker 06

  I dressed up though.

• 1:02:54Speaker 05

  Did you?

• 1:02:56Speaker 06

  I just had a, I put on a little costume.

• 1:02:58Speaker 05

  Did you?

• 1:02:58Speaker 06

  Yeah, and your spirit.

• 1:02:59Speaker 05

  Are you lying to me?

• 1:03:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:03:02Speaker 05

  You need to mark your calendar for next year.

• 1:03:04Speaker 06

  I will, because I feel like I was being disrespected by not being in town.

• 1:03:09Speaker 05

  What are you listening to right now? Or watching or reading? What are you getting into? What's informing Molly's mind right now?

• 1:03:15Speaker 06

  Well, I just got a Kindle.

• 1:03:16Speaker 05

  Yeah?

• 1:03:17Speaker 06

  And, because I've been like really on my reading game, and I think,

• 1:03:21Speaker 06

  I think being able to read books and enjoying books is a privilege because I am less, like, I'm not working in a restaurant where I'm like hustling and exhausted all the time. I like have time to read. And I think it's a privileged thing to sit on, reading. Or like, watching TV.

• 1:03:38Speaker 05

  What are you watching?

• 1:03:39Speaker 06

  Everything. No, what am I reading? I'm on Goodreads, shout out.

• 1:03:45Speaker 05

  Shout out.

• 1:03:46Speaker 06

  One of the worst run apps of all time is that app.

• 1:03:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's run like a website from 1989.

• 1:03:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:53Speaker 05

  Like when we just got websites.

• 1:03:54Speaker 06

  But I keep crawling back to it and reading my little reviews.

• 1:03:57Speaker 05

  It honestly speaks to them that it's lasted this long and no one's kind of bested them. Somebody's gonna come along and do like a letterbox for books and it's gonna be over for Goodreads.

• 1:04:05Speaker 06

  Oh, and it's gonna sleep Goodreads. And I don't mean it, I mean, but the app sucks. TV wise, what am I watching for TV? What am I watching for TV? Um, I just watched Task with Mark Ruffalo.

• 1:04:18Speaker 05

  Nice, what's it about?

• 1:04:19Speaker 06

  Um, it is about FBI, some people who steal some drugs. It's really good. It's not one of those normal shows. It's crazy. Cut me on the edge of my seat. What are you watching?

• 1:04:31Speaker 05

  Uh, while back, I watched the, um, uh, was it called Fit for TV? The, uh, the Biggest Loser documentary?

• 1:04:37Speaker 06

  Oh, that was wild!

• 1:04:39Speaker 05

  That shit was good.

• 1:04:40Speaker 06

  Oh my god, I was like...

• 1:04:42Speaker 05

  Oh, that shit was good.

• 1:04:43Speaker 06

  They weren't eating anything.

• 1:04:44Speaker 05

  They weren't eating anything and they were exercising so much and it was, it's crazy. They're like selling products. They're like, get your, get your Biggest Loser water bottles. It was really, really insane. People were fainting on treadmills and shit.

• 1:04:57Speaker 06

  And they're screaming at him on cocaine.

• 1:05:00Speaker 05

  It really, yeah, they're all on speed.

• 1:05:01Speaker 06

  That was, that was, that's your second.

• 1:05:03Speaker 05

  There's like a doctor who's like, it's good that you're losing 10 pounds a day.

• 1:05:06Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:05:07Speaker 05

  It was fucking crazy. I loved watching that.

• 1:05:09Speaker 06

  All 12 of us split, uh, English muffin.

• 1:05:14Speaker 06

  And Diane took a little bit too big of a bite.

• 1:05:16Speaker 05

  Yeah. And then we had to do our 12 hours on the treadmill.

• 1:05:18Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:05:19Speaker 05

  It was really crazy.

• 1:05:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, that, that was wild. That was wild.

• 1:05:22Speaker 05

  I really only watch like documentaries and movies. I, I just rewatched Lars and the Real Girl.

• 1:05:27Speaker 06

  Oh, I want to watch, that's with, uh, Ryan Gosling, right?

• 1:05:30Speaker 05

  Ryan Gosling.

• 1:05:31Speaker 06

  I think I saw it when I was like first, I need to rewatch it. Can, what is it about?

• 1:05:35Speaker 05

  Well.

• 1:05:36Speaker 06

  Is it, is it, is he in love with a doll?

• 1:05:39Speaker 05

  It's so much more than that.

• 1:05:41Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:05:42Speaker 05

  Yes, of course. That's the, that's the central premise.

• 1:05:45Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:05:46Speaker 05

  The way, I want to say something about Lars and the Real Girl.

• 1:05:48Speaker 06

  Tell us.

• 1:05:49Speaker 05

  The way the town treated that young man was beautiful and special. And the way they treated Bianca, his doll.

• 1:05:57Speaker 06

  Sweet baby B.

• 1:05:58Speaker 05

  Was really beautiful and special as well. And I want to say Lars, I am happy that Lars got over the thing with the doll. She died in the lake.

• 1:06:09Speaker 06

  Like she got popped?

• 1:06:10Speaker 05

  No, she died from.

• 1:06:12Speaker 06

  I mean, like physically popped. Was she a blow up?

• 1:06:14Speaker 05

  No, she was sick. Um, yes, well, I think she was a blow up doll. I can't really remember. Um, she was a doll, a life-size human doll with, uh, the correct anatomy.

• 1:06:24Speaker 06

  And you probably had to drag her around.

• 1:06:25Speaker 05

  He didn't sleep with her. He did, well, she was bound to a wheelchair. She was wheelchair bound. And because she was sick and then she was sick and she ultimately succumbed to her illness and she died.

• 1:06:35Speaker 06

  In the pond?

• 1:06:37Speaker 05

  She died by the pond and then he put her in the pond, I think, to try to bring her back. Now, she lived a beautiful life and she was loved so beautifully by him right up until the end. Lars and the Real Girl, I like that the town indulged his delusions. I think if the town wanted to indulge my delusions, I would really love that. I'm not planning on being in love with a sex doll. That's not my story. That was never going to be part of my story.

• 1:07:01Speaker 06

  Thank God.

• 1:07:02Speaker 05

  But I do think it's sweet to let someone be crazy and just love them right through it.

• 1:07:06Speaker 06

  Well, 100%, like when people get, um, dementia and things and they're like, I'm looking for my husband Joe. And we're like, Joe's coming back in a little bit.

• 1:07:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:14Speaker 06

  But Joe's.

• 1:07:16Speaker 05

  That, but Joe's a sex doll.

• 1:07:19Speaker 05

  He put her in conservative clothing. He dressed her up. She had some fierce looks. She got bangs, Bianca, in the movie.

• 1:07:24Speaker 06

  Did he give her bangs?

• 1:07:26Speaker 05

  A local hairstylist gave her bangs.

• 1:07:28Speaker 06

  No, Caleb, I gotta go home and watch this movie.

• 1:07:30Speaker 05

  And she looked fierce. And Ryan Gosling acts his gosh darn heart out in this film. It is a beautiful film and the soundtrack is incredible.

• 1:07:38Speaker 06

  Okay, I know you love a good soundtrack.

• 1:07:40Speaker 05

  I love a good soundtrack. I thought it was a beautiful film. I've seen it a couple of times, but I rewatched it. And yeah, I just have to shout out Lars and the Real Girl. I love that movie.

• 1:07:49Speaker 06

  Are you gonna cry?

• 1:07:51Speaker 05

  No. No, I'm not emotional. I cried when I rewatched it.

• 1:07:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. And that other movie with the other, um, her?

• 1:08:00Speaker 05

  Her.

• 1:08:01Speaker 06

  Haven't seen that one either.

• 1:08:01Speaker 05

  That I do not find sweet.

• 1:08:03Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:08:04Speaker 05

  That, there's something about that that I find very upsetting.

• 1:08:06Speaker 06

  A bit dark?

• 1:08:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't like that he talked to the computer like that.

• 1:08:10Speaker 06

  Okay. And this is not the same, but this is in a similar vein. Ted.

• 1:08:17Speaker 06

  This stuffed animal that talks.

• 1:08:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:20Speaker 06

  Is that similar to?

• 1:08:22Speaker 05

  I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say no.

• 1:08:26Speaker 06

  Leave it to the public.

• 1:08:27Speaker 05

  For me.

• 1:08:27Speaker 06

  Leave it to the public.

• 1:08:28Speaker 05

  Vote in the comments. Do you think that Ted? Do you think that Ted, the Seth MacFarlane film Ted is like Lars and the Real Girl or her? Girl. Lars and the Real Girl?

• 1:08:42Speaker 06

  Girl, please.

• 1:08:43Speaker 05

  Her?

• 1:08:43Speaker 06

  Girl.

• 1:08:44Speaker 05

  Girl. They should have called her girl.

• 1:08:46Speaker 06

  Girl. But yeah, I, you know, in a, in a way, that is a talking animal.

• 1:08:53Speaker 05

  In a way. You guys vote in the comments.

• 1:08:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, let us know.

• 1:08:56Speaker 05

  Do you think that Ted is like Lars and the Real Girl or her? Or both? Are they all? You know what? Sure. I don't, I don't care.

• 1:09:06Speaker 06

  Not a bother to me.

• 1:09:07Speaker 05

  It doesn't fucking matter to me. That's fine.

• 1:09:09Speaker 06

  It's not a bother.

• 1:09:09Speaker 05

  That's fine. Ted is like Lars and the Real Girl. I don't care anymore. I don't care about stuff like that anymore. I've grown up. I'm trying to put childish things away.

• 1:09:17Speaker 06

  Finally, he lets me win.

• 1:09:19Speaker 05

  Do you feel like a grown up?

• 1:09:20Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:09:21Speaker 05

  No?

• 1:09:22Speaker 06

  Well, when I talk to my accountant.

• 1:09:27Speaker 05

  Doesn't it feel like they're the grown up?

• 1:09:31Speaker 05

  You have to hire someone to be the grown up?

• 1:09:34Speaker 06

  Do you feel like a grown up?

• 1:09:35Speaker 05

  Oh, since the day I was born.

• 1:09:37Speaker 06

  Actually, yeah, that makes sense to me.

• 1:09:38Speaker 05

  Yeah. I feel like if anything-

• 1:09:40Speaker 06

  In a way, you've been raising me this whole time.

• 1:09:42Speaker 05

  That's really beautiful.

• 1:09:43Speaker 06

  As a friendship, usually because I'm older and I'm bigger, you know?

• 1:09:47Speaker 05

  You're certainly not bigger.

• 1:09:48Speaker 06

  I am in my wisdom.

• 1:09:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's true.

• 1:09:52Speaker 06

  And my wisdom is where my heart is.

• 1:09:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, I am in my wisdom.

• 1:09:58Speaker 05

  No, I've learned a lot from Molly.

• 1:09:59Speaker 06

  You know, put that in the comments, too.

• 1:10:00Speaker 05

  Molly, I've learned a lot from you.

• 1:10:02Speaker 06

  Me too, you buddy.

• 1:10:04Speaker 05

  What'd you say?

• 1:10:05Speaker 06

  Yeah, whatever.

• 1:10:09Speaker 06

  Me-

• 1:10:09Speaker 05

  To you, buddy.

• 1:10:11Speaker 06

  You buddy.

• 1:10:11Speaker 05

  Me too, you buddy.

• 1:10:12Speaker 06

  My buddy.

• 1:10:13Speaker 05

  I think the last time you came on the show, I read off some of the sketch ideas that we wrote for each other at that Japanese spot.

• 1:10:17Speaker 06

  I still think they would win.

• 1:10:18Speaker 05

  I still think we would be incredible as a sketch duo.

• 1:10:20Speaker 06

  And man, we could barely pay for that meal.

• 1:10:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:24Speaker 06

  But now we could.

• 1:10:25Speaker 05

  You could pay for me to get Japanese sometime, really.

• 1:10:28Speaker 06

  Absolutely.

• 1:10:28Speaker 05

  Truly.

• 1:10:28Speaker 06

  I'd be honored.

• 1:10:29Speaker 05

  Do you, wait, I wanted to talk more about you feeling like a grown up or not feeling like a grown up. No, you don't feel like a grown up.

• 1:10:36Speaker 06

  I feel, the day I feel like a grown up is the day that I give away my whimsy.

• 1:10:44Speaker 05

  When did you do that?

• 1:10:45Speaker 06

  What do you mean?

• 1:10:46Speaker 05

  When did you do that?

• 1:10:47Speaker 06

  No, I'm saying, I'm not gonna say that I'm an adult because then I would give away my whimsy.

• 1:10:52Speaker 05

  Oh, I thought you were saying that day had come and passed. You're like, there's a day I gave away my whimsy and that's when I became an adult. And Molly, it was, it was one of the most harrowing things I've heard on this podcast to date.

• 1:11:03Speaker 06

  Like, why be an adult when I can be mature, young person?

• 1:11:09Speaker 05

  Mature, young person?

• 1:11:10Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:11:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, I like that.

• 1:11:12Speaker 06

  Like a pretty young thing.

• 1:11:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, PYT.

• 1:11:14Speaker 06

  Exactly.

• 1:11:15Speaker 05

  Pretty young thing.

• 1:11:18Speaker 05

  Come on. Yeah, give it to, give it to the head bob. You got a real mobile neck.

• 1:11:22Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 1:11:22Speaker 05

  You got, you really-

• 1:11:23Speaker 06

  Well, I cracked it when I fell today and it like readjusted itself.

• 1:11:27Speaker 05

  Molly, you wanna play a game?

• 1:11:28Speaker 06

  I love, I would love to. I've been wanting to redeem myself. Cause there were some people who were saying that I went a little crazy, but I'm gonna win. And by people, I mean you.

• 1:11:44Speaker 05

  You went a little crazy, but you're gonna win.

• 1:11:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, wait, let me, let me-

• 1:11:48Speaker 05

  Molly, I'm gonna read you 15. You're moving the chair so much.

• 1:11:51Speaker 06

  I'm really sorry.

• 1:11:52Speaker 05

  I'm gonna read you 15 statements.

• 1:11:53Speaker 06

  Alright.

• 1:11:54Speaker 05

  Tell me if what I just said was true or false. If you get 10 or more correct, Molly, I think you know that you're gonna win $50 US. You ready? Quick as you can. Avocados are a fruit.

• 1:12:05Speaker 06

  True.

• 1:12:06Speaker 05

  True. A shrimp's heart is located in its head.

• 1:12:08Speaker 06

  False.

• 1:12:08Speaker 05

  True. The current mayor of Cleveland, Ohio is Steve Ponce.

• 1:12:11Speaker 06

  False!

• 1:12:11Speaker 05

  False. Justin Bibb. X is the least used letter in the English alphabet.

• 1:12:15Speaker 06

  False!

• 1:12:15Speaker 05

  False. It's Z. Colombia is the largest exporter of coffee in the world.

• 1:12:19Speaker 06

  False!

• 1:12:20Speaker 05

  False. It's Brazil. Anteaters have no teeth.

• 1:12:23Speaker 06

  True!

• 1:12:24Speaker 05

  True. There's a Taco Bell in Vatican City.

• 1:12:26Speaker 06

  True!

• 1:12:26Speaker 05

  False.

• 1:12:27Speaker 06

  Fuck you!

• 1:12:27Speaker 05

  Leap years happen every four years.

• 1:12:29Speaker 06

  Say it one more time.

• 1:12:29Speaker 05

  Leap years happen every four years.

• 1:12:31Speaker 06

  Yes!

• 1:12:31Speaker 05

  True.

• 1:12:32Speaker 06

  True.

• 1:12:32Speaker 05

  The student newspaper at the University of Dayton is the Flyer News.

• 1:12:34Speaker 06

  True!

• 1:12:35Speaker 05

  True. Jolly Ranchers are older than Tom Hanks.

• 1:12:37Speaker 06

  True!

• 1:12:38Speaker 05

  True. California is the largest US state by landmass.

• 1:12:42Speaker 05

  False. It's Alaska. Your nose and ears never stop growing.

• 1:12:44Speaker 06

  True!

• 1:12:45Speaker 05

  True. Ohio's state anthem is the Ohio Waltz.

• 1:12:48Speaker 06

  Say it again!

• 1:12:49Speaker 05

  Ohio's state anthem is the Ohio Waltz.

• 1:12:51Speaker 06

  False!

• 1:12:51Speaker 05

  False. It's beautiful Ohio. Cucumbers are 95% water.

• 1:12:55Speaker 06

  True!

• 1:12:55Speaker 05

  True. Steven Spielberg was born in Cincinnati.

• 1:12:57Speaker 06

  True!

• 1:12:58Speaker 05

  True. How'd they do?

• 1:13:06Speaker 05

  Molly, Molly, Molly.

• 1:13:11Speaker 06

  Oh my God.

• 1:13:14Speaker 06

  Who was the last person to win? Who was the last person to win?

• 1:13:18Speaker 05

  I don't know who won last.

• 1:13:20Speaker 06

  How many did I just get?

• 1:13:21Speaker 05

  12 of 15.

• 1:13:23Speaker 06

  Are you gonna play the National Anthem?

• 1:13:27Speaker 05

  The National Anthem?

• 1:13:30Speaker 05

  That's the National Anthem?

• 1:13:33Speaker 06

  I just got lightheaded from my excitement.

• 1:13:35Speaker 05

  Play taps.

• 1:13:39Speaker 06

  Well, I'm sorry about being so immature right there, but that was so fun.

• 1:13:43Speaker 05

  No, that was beautiful, Molly. I love how much you locked in. Thank you, brother.

• 1:13:46Speaker 06

  Thank you so much.

• 1:13:47Speaker 05

  He's fine.

• 1:13:49Speaker 05

  He's fine. He's fine. Is there anything you want to tell the people before you go?

• 1:13:54Speaker 06

  Oh, my God. Um, I am on a new show. Well, we're halfway through called DMV. It's on CBS. Uh, shout out. And, uh, my name is Barbara Jason Berry and the show, I'm the manager of the DMV. And there's amazing cast and it's a comfy show where you have a nice time.

• 1:14:12Speaker 05

  That's beautiful. You want to tell people where they can find you?

• 1:14:14Speaker 06

  You can find me on Instagram, meet Brick Molly and follow me around.

• 1:14:20Speaker 05

  Love you, buddy.

• 1:14:21Speaker 06

  Love you so much, everybody, and you specifically.

• 1:14:24Speaker 05

  Thanks for coming on.

• 1:14:24Speaker 06

  Thank you for having me.

• 1:14:25Speaker 05

  Come on, brother.

• 1:14:26Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah. Talk to me. Talk to me.

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• 1:14:59Speaker 02

  Ugh, I hate Mondays.

• 1:15:00Speaker 03

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• 1:15:02Speaker 02

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• 1:15:09Speaker 02

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• 1:15:14Speaker 04

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• 1:15:16Speaker 03

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• 1:15:21Speaker 02

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• 1:15:29Speaker 01

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