"RE-RELEASE: Selena Gomez"

Gather ‘round listener, it’s Selena Gomez! We talk Craigslist, a hot Barney, and blissful ignorance. Practice your mirror-face; it’s an all-new SmartLess. This episode was originally released on 1/8/2024.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Sean Hayes?

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• 1:25Sean Hayes?

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• 2:00Sean Hayes?

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• 2:45Jason Bateman?

  Hey, Will. Hello there. Hey, Sean. We only got some real sweaty pits today. Are you concerned about anything? Are you just...

• 2:55Will Arnett?

  I am nervous. I just took a lie detector.

• 2:58Jason Bateman?

  Oh, wow. And what was the result?

• 3:00Will Arnett?

  Um, I'm a liar.

• 3:05Will Arnett?

  Anyway, this episode is gonna be great.

• 3:07Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, we're gonna work out some truth?

• 3:09Will Arnett?

  Yep, it's an all-new Smart List.

• 3:28Jason Bateman?

  Hot mic. Hot mics.

• 3:31Sean Hayes?

  Hi, hot mics.

• 3:32Jason Bateman?

  Hey, hi, hot mics.

• 3:35Will Arnett?

  Send us pics of all your hot mics. Post them on our page.

• 3:41Will Arnett?

  I'd love to take a look at all your hot mics.

• 3:43Sean Hayes?

  He's so tired, he's still got it. So tired, still got it.

• 3:46Jason Bateman?

  Sean, you had a hot Bob once, didn't you?

• 3:49Sean Hayes?

  I had a hot toddy, a hot Bob, and a hot mic.

• 3:53Jason Bateman?

  You ever had a hot Bob haircut? Yeah, you did on the, uh, whatchamacallit, Stooges film.

• 3:58Sean Hayes?

  I had that shelf haircut in the eighties where you cut it short in the back.

• 4:02Jason Bateman?

  Did you really?

• 4:03Sean Hayes?

  Yeah.

• 4:03Jason Bateman?

  That sounds very Depeche Mode.

• 4:05Sean Hayes?

  It's total, it's TDM, Total Depeche Mode.

• 4:07Will Arnett?

  I used to, I had like, like kinda long and then it's short in the back.

• 4:10Jason Bateman?

  Ew, you had it like covering one of your eyes?

• 4:13Will Arnett?

  Yeah, just kind of like coming, you know.

• 4:15Jason Bateman?

  Archie's kinda got that, right? Your eldest son there, listener.

• 4:18Will Arnett?

  He's got.

• 4:18Jason Bateman?

  He's got a little bit of a, wha- what's that? Kinda looking through his hair.

• 4:22Will Arnett?

  Now it's kinda long all, all around.

• 4:25Sean Hayes?

  What's that? That's a what's that haircut?

• 4:27Will Arnett?

  What's that?

• 4:28Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, I can't hear you cause my hair's blocking my eyes, not my ears.

• 4:32Will Arnett?

  Richard Ehrlich, the last thing he says to himself before he leaves, what's that, what's that?

• 4:36Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, yeah, our, our buddy, um.

• 4:39Sean Hayes?

  Richard, I love him.

• 4:39Jason Bateman?

  The most incredible real estate broker in the world.

• 4:42Will Arnett?

  He is so good.

• 4:42Jason Bateman?

  If you're looking to buy a home in Los Angeles area.

• 4:45Will Arnett?

  Especially in the west side of Los Angeles area.

• 4:47Jason Bateman?

  Tricky Dicky Ricky Ehrlich.

• 4:48Will Arnett?

  Richard Ehrlich is your guy.

• 4:49Jason Bateman?

  Yep.

• 4:50Sean Hayes?

  He's amazing.

• 4:51Will Arnett?

  And he's also, he's an, he's an OG super fan of Smart looks.

• 4:54Jason Bateman?

  Yes, so, uh, hello to Richard if you're listening. Richard's got a, uh, Richard's got, I may have bored you with this before, he's got a, he's got a mirror face, um, like we all do. But he's got a, he's got a trigger sentence that, that launches that mirror face. You know, everyone's got a face that they use in the. Well, when you look in the mirror, when you wanna look your best, like one last look to go out, you kinda, maybe tighten up the eyes, you maybe turn your head a little bit.

• 5:19Will Arnett?

  The Fonz had A, right?

• 5:20Jason Bateman?

  A, exactly, right. So what, what Richard does to prop the mirror look he's looking for is, uh, he pretends that he is asking someone for directions, right? He's pulled up in his car next to someone walking their dog maybe, and he asks them directions, and they give him the directions. And he looks forward over steering wheel, and then he figures, well, maybe I didn't hear it correctly, and then he'll turn to his left, to the person, and he'll go, it's where? And so it's where the combination of the turn and the question will tighten up the eyes just enough and give them just enough disdain to look sexy.

• 5:58Sean Hayes?

  It's where? Yeah, that's a good, that's a good red carpet.

• 6:01Will Arnett?

  Sexy disdain, that's the new one, right?

• 6:04Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, he never looks hotter than when he says it's where.

• 6:08Will Arnett?

  Which is so crazy because he's such a nice guy.

• 6:10Jason Bateman?

  He's a nice guy and he's nice looking, but he's just, he's not good with directions. Sean, good morning.

• 6:17Sean Hayes?

  Good morning to you.

• 6:18Jason Bateman?

  What have you done so far today, aside from putting on some smartless swag? I see there on your body. You know, he's always wearing smartless shit, Will, like, like we're televising this and he's helping move merchandise.

• 6:31Sean Hayes?

  I wear it because I really like, I wear, I sleep in it.

• 6:34Will Arnett?

  He sleeps in it. And Sean, what was the sleep, what was the sleep schedule last night? Because you have a weird, you wake up in the night and then you go back to bed early in the morning.

• 6:41Sean Hayes?

  I go to bed at about midnight. I get up at about 3 a.m. I stay up until about 6 or 7. Then I fall back asleep for a couple hours and I'm good to go. And then I need like a 10 minute nap.

• 6:52Will Arnett?

  And then I'm good to go. Total chaos and then I'm good to go.

• 6:59Sean Hayes?

  It is total chaos. I'll send emails at 3 or 4 in the morning.

• 7:03Will Arnett?

  I know.

• 7:03Sean Hayes?

  Oh, I know.

• 7:04Will Arnett?

  Oh, I know.

• 7:06Jason Bateman?

  Don't start doing, Will.

• 7:08Will Arnett?

  By the way, I love the way your impression of me just has the dumbest look on your face. Oh, I know.

• 7:13Jason Bateman?

  You know what we've done here, Sean, though? We've, we've, we've, we've boosted up young Willie. Willie started this, started a pod a little bit down, a little bit out of sorts, and then there's just a little bit of love. And now the wings are flapping.

• 7:28Will Arnett?

  Yeah.

• 7:28Jason Bateman?

  All right, tighten up, guest. Here we come. Today, we have a guest who's a giant in many categories. She's a titan in music, acting, producing, philanthropy, business, and social media. If you wanted to describe a person who's uniquely suited to soar in today's media and cultural systems, you would simply say her name. She's a Grammy, Emmy, SAG, Golden Globe, and Critics' Choice nominated musician, actress, and producer. Her music has amassed 34 billion streams globally. She's got a movie coming out, a TV show that's already on, and a company that exceeds 300 million in sales annually. And when she's not running those things,

• 8:10Jason Bateman?

  she's keeping up with her 428 million followers on Instagram. What else needs to be said, guys? Please welcome the lazy, unaccomplished, unmotivated, and perpetually failing Miss Selena Gomez.

• 8:25Jason Bateman?

  Oh, boy.

• 8:27Sean Hayes?

  I love the unmotivated.

• 8:29Jason Bateman?

  Unmotivated, perpetually failing.

• 8:31Speaker 03

  It was so hard not to laugh. It was so hard.

• 8:33Jason Bateman?

  Oh, my gosh. Selena, hello.

• 8:36Speaker 03

  Hi, guys. I'm so happy to be here.

• 8:39Jason Bateman?

  I'm so happy you're here. This is a very nice thing you're doing for us and our listeners.

• 8:43Speaker 03

  Oh, no. This is more my thing. I'm so happy.

• 8:47Jason Bateman?

  It's pretty cool of you.

• 8:48Sean Hayes?

  If we didn't know, it looks like you were lying in bed in sheets.

• 8:52Jason Bateman?

  With an overhead shot.

• 8:53Speaker 03

  Yes. Well, that is my beautiful background that I made for you guys because I figured that would be better than random jackets.

• 9:01Jason Bateman?

  Listener, she's got just a sheet draped over just a bunch of dead bodies behind you.

• 9:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, perhaps.

• 9:08Jason Bateman?

  Good work.

• 9:09Speaker 03

  Thanks.

• 9:09Sean Hayes?

  Nice segue into murders.

• 9:11Jason Bateman?

  So, oh, yeah. Well, we're gonna get to that. We're gonna get to that. So, Selena, where do we find you this morning? Are you in Los Angeles?

• 9:18Speaker 03

  I am. I am home right now, and I just had my coffee, and yep.

• 9:24Jason Bateman?

  What time do you usually get up every morning? I'm a 6:30 guy.

• 9:27Speaker 03

  I'm about 7:00, 7:30.

• 9:30Jason Bateman?

  Are there animals to feed?

• 9:32Speaker 03

  Yes, I have two dogs.

• 9:33Jason Bateman?

  You do? What kind?

• 9:35Speaker 03

  They're little multi-poos. They're pretty annoying, but cute.

• 9:38Jason Bateman?

  Two the same.

• 9:38Sean Hayes?

  Is that because your body gets you up at 7:00? Or are you just like you used to?

• 9:41Speaker 03

  No, my body does. I think, I don't know. For some reason, maybe the show or something, it's just embedded in me that I'm automatically up, and then I feel like a piece of shit if I wake up at, like, 10:00.

• 9:53Sean Hayes?

  Sure.

• 9:55Speaker 03

  Even though those are nice.

• 9:56Jason Bateman?

  What is that about the body that'll just wake you up at the same time every single day?

• 10:01Sean Hayes?

  Circadian rhythm.

• 10:02Jason Bateman?

  Circadian rhythm.

• 10:03Sean Hayes?

  Marvelling at the body. Look at this guy.

• 10:06Jason Bateman?

  And then if you just point, and then if you point your eyes at something, it tells your brain what you're seeing.

• 10:14Jason Bateman?

  It's just a miracle.

• 10:16Will Arnett?

  You're like a, you're like a one man Spielberg movie. Just a wonderment of discovery.

• 10:21Jason Bateman?

  If you put one foot in front of another, you'll just end up moving forward.

• 10:24Sean Hayes?

  That's incredible.

• 10:25Jason Bateman?

  All right. So Selena, with these two dogs, they're Maltese, Maltese poos?

• 10:30Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 10:31Jason Bateman?

  So that's a combo, right?

• 10:33Speaker 03

  Yes, they're very cute.

• 10:34Jason Bateman?

  They're brother and sister?

• 10:35Speaker 03

  No, they are, I got them at two different times, but they definitely don't act like brother and sister.

• 10:42Jason Bateman?

  No.

• 10:43Sean Hayes?

  Rescues purebreds, we can cut that if you want.

• 10:45Speaker 03

  No, no, no. I actually am not afraid to say during COVID, I was very scared and lonely. And I found one on Craigslist. Because the mom was like, we had babies and we don't know what to do. Yes. They were like, we don't know what to do. Our dog had puppies. So I was like, oh, take one.

• 11:06Jason Bateman?

  Clear out for a joke. Go ahead, Will.

• 11:08Will Arnett?

  No, no, no, no.

• 11:09Speaker 03

  No, it actually was really sketchy though. They like drove in from Vegas and like rolled the window halfway down and then passed me the dog and wanted the cash. I was like, all right.

• 11:18Sean Hayes?

  My, my mom is bad.

• 11:19Will Arnett?

  I did have a bad experience, I did have a bad experience once.

• 11:21Jason Bateman?

  Here we come, gang.

• 11:22Will Arnett?

  This guy posted on Craigslist and he said, who wants, for a hundred bucks, you want to come out and check out these puppies? And let me say, when I got to his house, it was not.

• 11:34Jason Bateman?

  Dogs.

• 11:34Sean Hayes?

  A dog.

• 11:35Will Arnett?

  It was not dogs. Come check out these puppies for a hundred bucks.

• 11:40Jason Bateman?

  Thank you, Will. Thank you. You rest again.

• 11:44Jason Bateman?

  All right, um, let's. Will's having a.

• 11:50Jason Bateman?

  In your own mouth. We're a little sloppy this morning.

• 11:55Will Arnett?

  We are super sloppy.

• 11:57Sean Hayes?

  Selena, isn't it better to get this over with than in an afternoon?

• 12:01Speaker 03

  No, no, I actually don't mind this. This is a great way to start my day. You guys are making me laugh.

• 12:06Jason Bateman?

  Well, keep your knees bent. It's not over yet. We'll, we'll let you revisit that, um, at the end, see if you still love it.

• 12:14Jason Bateman?

  All right. Now, Selena, you're incredibly accomplished. You started very young.

• 12:19Jason Bateman?

  I wanna know, so you started with acting, yes? Because mom was an actor and got you kind of interested in that?

• 12:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, she actually never pressured me or said that's what I should do. She just did a lot of theater growing up. So she never really did anything television wise. And I was seven when I got my first job because I was an only child, super dramatic. And I was like, I'm so capable of this. And I, I did.

• 12:51Will Arnett?

  Kind of all it takes.

• 12:52Speaker 03

  But it, but it worked and I've just been working ever since and I feel really lucky. That was Barney, the perfect guy.

• 13:00Sean Hayes?

  That's crazy, you were in Barney?

• 13:01Jason Bateman?

  Started with Barney.

• 13:02Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 13:02Jason Bateman?

  That's pretty right.

• 13:04Speaker 03

  The guy who played Barney, he was pretty hot.

• 13:07Jason Bateman?

  Was he?

• 13:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, he was hot. He had to be like fit and like cute because he was wearing this like, well, he doesn't have to be cute, but he was.

• 13:14Will Arnett?

  Hot Barney.

• 13:15Jason Bateman?

  Hot Barney.

• 13:16Will Arnett?

  This is changing everything.

• 13:17Jason Bateman?

  That's a new doc.

• 13:18Sean Hayes?

  So he was a plushy, yeah.

• 13:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:20Jason Bateman?

  Oh.

• 13:21Will Arnett?

  I'm sorry, Sean, just quick for Tracy, really quick.

• 13:24Jason Bateman?

  Just to break it down?

• 13:25Will Arnett?

  Does Tracy need to know this? Does she wanna know what a plushy is?

• 13:27Sean Hayes?

  Plushy is like a fetish where people dress up in like costumes and stuff, right?

• 13:31Will Arnett?

  Not familiar. You guess.

• 13:32Jason Bateman?

  What do you mean, right? You don't need to say right, question mark to us. We're gonna verify.

• 13:37Will Arnett?

  Or something, or, or something, or.

• 13:39Jason Bateman?

  That is correct, Sean.

• 13:42Jason Bateman?

  All right, so we're with Barney and we're having fun on that. And then from there.

• 13:47Will Arnett?

  How did that happen? How did Barney happen? I really wanna know.

• 13:49Speaker 03

  It was, yeah, it was like a little like thing, but I was in line with 1,400 people on a hot Texas day. And my mom was like, are you sure you wanna do this? I was like, yeah. And I was like, I'm fine.

• 14:00Jason Bateman?

  Because, because you knew what TV was and you thought it'd be cool to be on TV?

• 14:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was, I mean, my mom wasn't very intense about what I could watch. So I would stay up and watch Friends with her and Will and Grace. And that was like what I grew up with.

• 14:16Jason Bateman?

  Barney and Will and Grace?

• 14:17Speaker 03

  For the longest time, by the way, on my bio on Instagram says, I love Will and Grace.

• 14:22Jason Bateman?

  No way.

• 14:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, for like a solid year and then everyone was like, can you maybe change that? I was like.

• 14:28Sean Hayes?

  That's very sweet.

• 14:29Jason Bateman?

  Did you ever see the episode where, where Will was in a dance off?

• 14:33Will Arnett?

  No, she did.

• 14:34Sean Hayes?

  With Sean.

• 14:35Jason Bateman?

  With Janet Jackson?

• 14:36Speaker 03

  You did?

• 14:37Will Arnett?

  I was a backup dancer. I played a backup dancer.

• 14:39Speaker 03

  Oh, that's right. And then Karen got mad because she fell for you. And yes, I remember.

• 14:44Will Arnett?

  Yes. Oh, my God, you really are a fan.

• 14:46Speaker 03

  I am.

• 14:47Will Arnett?

  Wait.

• 14:47Jason Bateman?

  Will, I remember you snapping those moves. I think I was there that night, right?

• 14:51Will Arnett?

  You were there that night.

• 14:52Jason Bateman?

  You really know how to finish a move.

• 14:54Will Arnett?

  Remember how we talked about it before? But we were so tired and Jimmy's like, okay, let's do it again. I looked at Sean, I'm like, fuck, I do it again.

• 15:00Sean Hayes?

  I'm like, yeah, we got it.

• 15:02Jason Bateman?

  Five, six.

• 15:03Will Arnett?

  But Selena, do you know, just as a Will and Grace super fan, you know, that we, there's a podcast that Sean does called Just Jack and Will that he does with Eric McCormack.

• 15:10Speaker 03

  No, I do know. I actually do know. And I remember like, my friend sent me the link because she knew that I was obsessed and I had no idea.

• 15:19Will Arnett?

  No way. Sean, did you know that Selena Gomez was such a huge Will and Grace fan?

• 15:23Sean Hayes?

  I did because I'm really good friends with Marty Short.

• 15:25Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 15:26Sean Hayes?

  And then we chatted on the phone, me and Selena chatted on the phone like a year ago or something. And you were like, oh, my God. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm a big fan of yours.

• 15:32Speaker 03

  I know, I freaked out. I'm trying to keep my cool.

• 15:34Sean Hayes?

  And she was like, shut up. No, likewise, Selena, I'm a huge fan of yours.

• 15:39Will Arnett?

  That's kind of a bit of a meat cube.

• 15:41Speaker 03

  No, I'm very, I'm very excited. I grew up with you, so.

• 15:46Sean Hayes?

  Me too, and I grew up with you.

• 15:47Jason Bateman?

  Now.

• 15:47Sean Hayes?

  Fifty-three, fifty-three.

• 15:49Jason Bateman?

  All right, so we do, we're, we're, we're galloping along with, with acting. We've got the Barney under our belts. We'll move into Waverly Place.

• 15:57Speaker 03

  Yes, my Disney show.

• 15:59Jason Bateman?

  Yes, and, and a few other jobs here in and there, and things are really moving and.

• 16:04Will Arnett?

  Cooking.

• 16:05Jason Bateman?

  Cooking.

• 16:06Sean Hayes?

  Yeah.

• 16:06Jason Bateman?

  Um, and then there's a cooking show later. We're gonna get to that. Um, but when did music start to, start to tap you on the shoulder and say, hey, come this way?

• 16:16Speaker 03

  Well, I think that Disney is, um, it's safe to say they're a machine and they kind of, in a way, not forcefully required that I know how to sing. So I could sing like the theme song. Like they know how to package someone and like make it a, like a whole triple threat thing.

• 16:36Jason Bateman?

  This was happening during Waverly?

• 16:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, so they, they asked me to do the theme song and I had fun with that and then they. Or like, would you like to do an album? And I thought it would be fun. And I thought more than anything, it would be like a hobby that I really enjoyed. And then

• 16:51Jason Bateman?

  And how old are you at this point?

• 16:52Speaker 03

  I wanted to be a serious actress. I was 15.

• 16:55Jason Bateman?

  Okay.

• 16:56Speaker 03

  And I wanted to be an actress. I'd never really intended on being a singer full time. But apparently that hobby turned into

• 17:06Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, you're doing all right. Now, did you have any idea that you could sing before you tried it?

• 17:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, I was on Barney and I do, I love you.

• 17:14Jason Bateman?

  You love me. It's not very challenging.

• 17:18Speaker 03

  And you know, it warmed up my vocals.

• 17:20Jason Bateman?

  Okay, all right.

• 17:22Sean Hayes?

  There you go. And then, and then because of that, did you take like singing lessons and, and developed your instrument, as they say?

• 17:28Speaker 03

  You know, I did. Um, I don't think I'm the best singer, but I think I, I know how to tell stories. And I, I love being able to make songs that, you know, I get more like a, I always get people coming up to me saying, I had no idea it was you that was singing that song. And that kind of makes it feel nice. It makes, to me that I feel like it's just about the song then.

• 17:50Sean Hayes?

  I mean, Wizards of Waverly Place was a gigantic hit show.

• 17:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, I miss it.

• 17:55Jason Bateman?

  I want to say my sister wrote on that for a second.

• 17:58Speaker 03

  Really?

• 17:59Jason Bateman?

  She was a writer on that, maybe. I, I might not be remembering.

• 18:01Speaker 03

  But it was, it was a blast. Like, I will say, yes, that's why I love sitcoms.

• 18:06Will Arnett?

  Would you say you have a good memory, Jason?

• 18:07Jason Bateman?

  No, not really.

• 18:09Will Arnett?

  Okay.

• 18:09Jason Bateman?

  Um, Wayne, we're gonna get right back to you. But Selena, I want to, um, the, uh,

• 18:15Sean Hayes?

  It's Will, actually.

• 18:16Jason Bateman?

  So, what is it?

• 18:17Sean Hayes?

  It's Will.

• 18:18Jason Bateman?

  Thank you, Scott. Um, so, um, Guys, the bits, I love the bits.

• 18:24Speaker 03

  I love it.

• 18:26Sean Hayes?

  We'll be right back.

• 18:29Sean Hayes?

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• 19:38Will Arnett?

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• 23:04Sean Hayes?

  And now, back to the show.

• 23:07Jason Bateman?

  All right, so then you know that you can kind of sing a little bit and the music starts to take off. Like, I guess what I'm asking is, at what point was the acting and the music at the same level? And you thought, do I have to pick? Or should I try to keep both these things going at the same speed?

• 23:25Speaker 03

  I started having a lot of fun with music and then touring was really fun. But I was doing my TV show at the same time. And it was, and I just, I found it really fun. So I just kept going, but the older I get, the more I'm kind of like, I would like to find something to just settle on.

• 23:49Jason Bateman?

  Yeah.

• 23:49Will Arnett?

  Well, it's exhausting, right? I mean, that sounds like super, that's so hard. I just think about the energy, it's such an old guy.

• 23:55Speaker 03

  Oh, my God, I went to a mental institute and canceled one of my tours, like.

• 23:59Will Arnett?

  Really?

• 24:00Sean Hayes?

  Because, because of too much work.

• 24:01Will Arnett?

  It was so exhausting.

• 24:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, it just got to me because I love working and it distracts me from bad things. And I like that, so I just like working.

• 24:11Will Arnett?

  I was just, I was just saying that this morning. By the way, it reminds me, my three-year-old Denny, he calls lizards, because he can't say L, he calls them wizards.

• 24:21Will Arnett?

  So he's always like, we just, there's a wizard in the backyard. And I'm like, God, I hope he's right. I really hope there's a wizard in the backyard.

• 24:29Sean Hayes?

  Because I want to talk to him.

• 24:30Jason Bateman?

  But wait, but Selena, you're saying that in a perfect world, you would pick either one or the other going forward?

• 24:38Speaker 03

  Well, I do feel like I have one more album in me, but I would, I would probably choose acting.

• 24:44Jason Bateman?

  You would?

• 24:44Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 24:45Jason Bateman?

  God damn, you're so great at music, though.

• 24:47Speaker 03

  Well, thanks.

• 24:49Will Arnett?

  Here's the good news, you don't have to pick.

• 24:51Jason Bateman?

  Don't have to pick.

• 24:52Speaker 03

  You're right, but I am gonna want to chill because I'm tired.

• 24:55Jason Bateman?

  But, yeah, I mean, reading through, I can tell you, we've had some very accomplished people on this show. Thank you, listeners, for making it a place where accomplished people want to come.

• 25:07Jason Bateman?

  I have never read so much information about a guest.

• 25:12Jason Bateman?

  Then than I have about you. I mean, the things you have done in your, I mean, you're just barely thirty, aren't you?

• 25:19Speaker 03

  Thirty one.

• 25:20Jason Bateman?

  It's it's just so admirable what you've done.

• 25:23Will Arnett?

  It's mind blowing.

• 25:25Jason Bateman?

  In philanthropy and in in in in global sort of charities and and being in, what, a UNICEF ambassador?

• 25:34Speaker 03

  I was a UNICEF ambassador and now I have my own foundation.

• 25:38Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, it's just stunning. And we haven't even gotten to Rare Beauty, this this this this beauty company, the makeup company, what do you call it?

• 25:45Speaker 03

  Rare Beauty.

• 25:47Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, but I mean, what what would you describe it as? A beauty company?

• 25:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, I would say cosmetics. You know, it's it's been really fun, but we're actually starting to get into skin now. I know this is all girly stuff, but it I'm excited.

• 26:00Will Arnett?

  What are you talking about? I'm wearing makeup right now.

• 26:02Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 26:04Speaker 03

  I I know, but but it but we're going into skin now. It it's about three years old and it's honestly been the biggest gift. Because I I launched it during COVID and it just took off and I couldn't be more thankful.

• 26:21Will Arnett?

  Did you launch it during COVID because you had time to finally because you weren't on tour and you weren't shooting? You're like, now I have time to to dedicate to this or and it kind of came up?

• 26:29Speaker 03

  No, it actually, it sucked. I I was supposed to release it like a month right into COVID. So I had done all the promotion and everything. It's about to come out. And then we figured, all right, we'll just try online. And I think makeup became really big during COVID because people would do the videos and they would, you know, you know, create looks. And it kind of just took off. And I'm always like, like confused and and just grateful because I've never been the type of person that want. I don't want to be or need to be the number one anything. And I think that's what my my mom has instilled in me because I don't I don't feel like anything is a competition.

• 27:11Speaker 03

  So I'm I feel like there's room for everyone. So I'm really proud.

• 27:15Jason Bateman?

  Do you think like it's when you started Barney at seven and then Wizards and then all this? Do you think that?

• 27:21Sean Hayes?

  Your work ethic and your drive and your ambition was instilled in you or would have happened anyway?

• 27:27Speaker 03

  Oh, I don't know. I would, I'm probably would have been a hot mess if I wasn't doing this. I already am, but I don't know. I don't know.

• 27:36Will Arnett?

  We are all hot. Obviously tell us how.

• 27:39Speaker 03

  Oh, I've been to like four treatment centers and.

• 27:42Sean Hayes?

  Just because of depression and anxiety, right?

• 27:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. And I'm bipolar as well.

• 27:47Jason Bateman?

  Well, you've.

• 27:48Speaker 03

  Cherry on top.

• 27:49Jason Bateman?

  And I would say you've got an incredible.

• 27:52Sean Hayes?

  Cherry on top.

• 27:53Jason Bateman?

  Dynamic head on your shoulders that takes a lot of management and analysis and it sounds like you're doing a pretty frickin' good job.

• 28:02Speaker 03

  Well, thank you. Thank you. I don't know. Disney was like boot camp. You know, they were definitely.

• 28:08Jason Bateman?

  You know who doesn't have problems? You know who doesn't have problems, Lena? Dummies. You know, I mean, it truly, I mean, that's where you get that blissful ignorance. That's where it comes from. You need to be really smart to be complicated.

• 28:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:20Jason Bateman?

  You know, so good for you.

• 28:22Speaker 03

  And I'm pretty, I don't know. I can be a little.

• 28:24Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, I think you're doing great.

• 28:25Jason Bateman?

  It's not getting in your way of your accomplishments and you and I have talked a few times. You're incredibly nice. So your personal success is fantastic as well as opposed to your business success. So whatever you're doing, keep going.

• 28:41Speaker 03

  I appreciate it.

• 28:42Will Arnett?

  Are you super excited? So your mom, as you said, your mom is or was an actress and kind of that sort of paved the way for you to get into it and take it seriously. And you mentioned you're an only child. Imagine you're pretty, still pretty close with your folks.

• 28:57Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 28:58Will Arnett?

  And was that like, when you started to make that transition into becoming a star at a really young age, what was that dynamic like with your folks? Like, how much did you rely on them to kind of be there? And how has that relationship changed as you've gotten older? I mean, do you notice?

• 29:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think when I was younger, my mom, I mean, my mom was my mom, I was under 18. So I was getting invited to these events and stuff. And my mom, from a very early age was like, you're gonna walk the carpet. Maybe we'll stay for five minutes, but then adult time's probably gonna happen. You know, it's like the Vanity Fair parties and all that stuff.

• 29:33Will Arnett?

  Right.

• 29:34Speaker 03

  So she was, um, she was always very protective of me, but it never really felt like it was suffocating. And she would always say the same thing to me. She said, the moment you stop having fun, stop. It's okay. You know, like you, you don't need to just kill yourself over, you know, something.

• 29:52Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, because of the hour.

• 29:53Will Arnett?

  Yeah.

• 29:54Jason Bateman?

  Right. And the hours of, of, people don't understand that the hours and hours and hours of work that it takes to do a TV show, a tour, whatever it is, or a movie. It's just like for a kid.

• 30:04Will Arnett?

  It's hard enough to be a kid. I just think about my own kids and being, you know, young teenagers, uh, my older boys and I'm just thinking.

• 30:10Jason Bateman?

  And then the younger ones with the speech problems.

• 30:12Will Arnett?

  Right. I was looking for wizards.

• 30:15Jason Bateman?

  Wizard.

• 30:15Will Arnett?

  It's, it's like, it's like the, the idea and of, of them, like Sean, we were over there watching the movie the other night with Archie. Like, can you imagine Archie? He's 15. Being on the road and working all the time. I think like, no, he wouldn't be able to.

• 30:28Jason Bateman?

  He wouldn't be happy. He was what Selena's saying.

• 30:30Will Arnett?

  Right. It's tough, right?

• 30:31Speaker 03

  Yeah. No, it is. And the transition honestly happened around 25 where I didn't feel like I had to impress my parents more so. But my mom was also really cool because right after Disney, she put me in a movie called Spring Breakers. Like she found that movie and it's, um, you know, very racy.

• 30:55Will Arnett?

  Right.

• 30:55Jason Bateman?

  Very.

• 30:56Speaker 03

  But it was fun.

• 30:57Jason Bateman?

  Yeah. And, and it wasn't, I mean, I, I, you know, I'm sure your mom was not, uh, strategic with, with grabbing that, nor were you. But I'm sure that there was some thought put into it, um, where this would sort of, uh, broaden the public's, uh, idea about that which you can do and that which is, um, fitting of, of when they think about you, she can do this, she can do that. And or was it just a part of like, well, this is a little bit closer to who she's starting to become, not somebody who's.

• 31:28Speaker 03

  My mom was a huge Harmony Curran fan and, um, she heard there was a script out and so she's, she was interested in it and the character I play isn't as racy. So I was like 19 when I did it. And she just came up to me and she was, this will make no sense and you're probably going to think I'm crazy, but just read this. And I read it and I don't know, I I gravitated towards the character and then I met Harmony and I was like, oh, game over. He's just really cool.

• 31:58Sean Hayes?

  How did your mom have the sense to know good material from bad material?

• 32:02Speaker 03

  She's really great at that stuff, you know, we we uh she found the book Thirteen Reasons Why, which we turned into a TV show. So she randomly was at a bookstore and she was a young adult and found that and we developed it. She she just has really nice taste, you know.

• 32:18Sean Hayes?

  And instincts, clearly.

• 32:20Speaker 03

  It's yeah, she's really great. So I I like to ask her advice on things.

• 32:24Sean Hayes?

  That's great.

• 32:24Will Arnett?

  That's awesome, yeah.

• 32:26Sean Hayes?

  I love that you guys are so close.

• 32:27Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 32:27Sean Hayes?

  Um, you know, uh, we can cut this part too, but I I am fascinated and and thankful for how outspoken you are about mental health.

• 32:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:35Sean Hayes?

  Because I have somebody very, very close to me who I've had to deal with with it and not deal with it, but just like help with it and I was happy to help with it. And um, but do you ever-

• 32:46Jason Bateman?

  Will you, Will, you say thank you to him. You've never publicly thanked him, Will.

• 32:52Will Arnett?

  No, I was gonna say the same thing. All jokes aside, Jason, you dick. Um, I was gonna say, oh, no, JK. Uh, I was gonna say, uh, uh, I like the way, I like the way that you're so open and frank about that, about mental health. And I think that it's something that people luckily talk about more and more. But I think it's really refreshing to hear you talk about it in a way that's very just sort of matter of fact. And and I think it's really, I don't know, it shows real maturity and it and it shows, uh, I think it's very, uh, brave. And I think it helps so many people, the way that you talk honestly in that way. I really did. It struck me. I think it's really remarkable.

• 33:28Sean Hayes?

  It is. It's great because my mom, you know, died of Alzheimer's a long time ago. I forget when, da da da, da da da. And because I-

• 33:35Will Arnett?

  This interview's over.

• 33:36Sean Hayes?

  Because it was so painful, because it was so painful, I just, me and my sister and my family, we would, there's a point where you have to start making it funny.

• 33:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:46Sean Hayes?

  Because you've cried too much about it. So then you cut it with humor. And the, I have the funniest, you know, Alzheimer's stories like ever because I lived through it and it was so tragic that, you know, my mom-

• 34:00Sean Hayes?

  We can cut this too, but my mom would go to the bathroom. She'd go number two in the toilet and I'd walk in there. I'd go, "Mom, you have to flush the toilet." She goes, "I don't know who did that. I don't know whose that is." They came in here when I wasn't here. They went to the bathroom.

• 34:12Jason Bateman?

  No way. You cannot prove that that's mine.

• 34:13Sean Hayes?

  You cannot prove that that's mine. And we would laugh because it was past the point. So my question is, have you, me dealing with somebody with mental health currently?

• 34:23Speaker 03

  Have I taken a shit and forgotten?

• 34:24Sean Hayes?

  No, no, no, no.

• 34:26Jason Bateman?

  Have you ever?

• 34:27Sean Hayes?

  No, have you ever like? Have you ever just kind of infused humor into the whole situation?

• 34:34Speaker 03

  Definitely. I also have a few friends that are, you know, in comedy and writers and it's just fun, you know? And now me and my family are in a place where we can do that.

• 34:48Sean Hayes?

  Yeah.

• 34:49Speaker 03

  And I don't mind saying the things that I'm walking through and they can be fun and they can be messy, but I've always just...

• 34:57Sean Hayes?

  Then you take the power back.

• 34:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, just knowing more, I feel better.

• 35:01Jason Bateman?

  It gives so many people, myself included, you know, a little bit more comfort in the reality that I'm not, you know, I'm kind of broken upstairs. We all are. There are as many mental variables in all of us as there are physical ones. You can see the physical ones. Someone's taller, someone's shorter, someone's thicker, someone's thinner, someone's got bigger feet, smaller feet. Like, there are equal number of variables in the brain. And the fact that we've got medicine, therapeutics, an environment that is tolerant of all of those variables nowadays as opposed to back when our parents were our age is great.

• 35:44Will Arnett?

  And Jason, on top of that community, the idea that you're talking about it sheds a light and says, "You're not alone. There's somebody else." And somebody else can relate to that and identify with it. Certainly, I know from my own life and I can go, "Somebody else says, 'I have this.'" And I go, "Oh." And they talk about their experience and I go, "Oh, you have this too." And then we can talk about it in a way that, and that kind of really breaks it wide open.

• 36:08Speaker 03

  Definitely. connects you as well. I mean, that's why I released my documentary. It's all based on

• 36:14Jason Bateman?

  Which was incredible.

• 36:15Speaker 03

  Thank you so much.

• 36:15Will Arnett?

  I haven't seen it. I'm so forgive me.

• 36:17Speaker 03

  No, I it's don't worry.

• 36:18Will Arnett?

  No, pause, ready? We're gonna watch it. No, no. I'm putting this on here.

• 36:22Speaker 03

  But it but it ends well. I'm I just I think that's why I did the documentary. I was terrified before it came out and I had already signed the contract and I was like, damn, I can't go back. But that was a really big moment for me. And then I had people coming up to me not saying like, oh, my God, can I have a picture? They would say, I've dealt with depression or I've done this. And then I end up having a connection with people.

• 36:45Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, I love that.

• 36:46Speaker 03

  Sometimes with all my health stuff, like I've had a kidney transplant, I have high blood pressure. Um, I gosh, I have mental um, mental health and I don't even know. I'm sure I have other problems that I'm not aware of.

• 37:02Jason Bateman?

  I love talking about all that.

• 37:03Speaker 03

  You can think about like a situation and say, why me? Why me? And instead, it's given me the gift to say, oh, I know why it's me. I'm there for those people that are going through what I went through. And I can say, I hear you and I see you, not just be in and say, my life's perfect, but I'm sorry, you know? It's like, well, I can be honest with you.

• 37:24Jason Bateman?

  I'm a big believer that that the person upstairs or whomever's upstairs for anybody doesn't give you anything more than what you can handle.

• 37:33Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 37:33Jason Bateman?

  Um, and so the fact that you've been given all of these gifts, challenges, um, uh, and that you're able to go through them so successfully in a public space, such that you can give encouragement and support and and uh, to to others is like, I mean, talk about using your years right. You know, we've talked about it on the show before about, you know, when you when you get to the end, you're gonna, we're all gonna look back and hope that we used our time correctly.

• 38:05Speaker 03

  Definitely.

• 38:05Jason Bateman?

  I mean, the first thirty years of your life have been incredibly accomplished spiritually, mentally, um, certainly.

• 38:14Will Arnett?

  Yeah, I guess I guess the question really is, now what?

• 38:16Jason Bateman?

  Yeah.

• 38:18Jason Bateman?

  You know, you're fixed. In your brain, you're fixing the world.

• 38:21Speaker 03

  I don't know. I think I just, I gravitate towards things I connect to. And I'm all about authenticity. I can't really force myself to be anything other than who I am. And it's just, you know, luckily worked.

• 38:36Jason Bateman?

  I'll bet your ability to recognize and attract those who are equally authentic is really keen to. You know, like I was just thinking when you were talking about the documentary, thinking about Alec, Alec Shishian and his sister, Aline, we both work with. I mean, there are people like that, like you probably have a great team around you, great friends around you. Like all of us, as we get older, you have less and less friends, but that's usually by choice. Talk, talk to us about your ability to kind of pick up on, on, on people's uniqueness and authenticity or lack thereof. Is that something you always had or has it just gotten sharper?

• 39:16Speaker 03

  Maybe it has gotten sharper, but ever since I was younger, I had, I like to think I had good discernment with people and I could just sense when I felt that it was being forced or that there was something they were wanting or whatever. I just could feel that in a lot of people. And I mean, obviously I put some of those people in my life when I was younger and then I, you know, later realized, but most of my friends, like I said, they're, I mean, they can go from being a writer to one of my friends is a real, one of my friends is a realtor. So like I, I kinda.

• 39:53Jason Bateman?

  Is that Richard Ehrlich?

• 39:53Speaker 03

  I kinda just.

• 39:54Jason Bateman?

  It's not Richard Ehrlich, is it?

• 39:55Speaker 03

  No.

• 39:57Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, well, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's having people skills, right? And I wonder if, if you're like me, that's part of what has always attracted me to being an actor is because I'm just fascinated with people and I really enjoy kind of reading people and seeing, is this a person, is this person a match for me or not? And I just wonder what that is.

• 40:20Sean Hayes?

  Also, it's, it's just staying curious, right? The moment you stop being curious, then you, like Jason just said, you become one of those dummies.

• 40:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, I love life and I love people and I, I find it really fun.

• 40:33Sean Hayes?

  Do you find that, um, which do you find is more cathartic for you? More sort of a, a, a lane to explore and enjoy parts of you? Is it with playing different characters or, or, or being a songwriter?

• 40:46Speaker 03

  I think it's a little bit of both. Um, I, I wrote this ballad called Lose You To Love Me, and that was probably the most personal song I'd ever released about something that was on everyone's mind for some reason. And then in acting, I feel like I, I have these moments in my life that have happened and I'm able to use that. And it actually feels great. Um, and it feels, you know, like after a good cry or something. It's, it's like a good feeling and, um.

• 41:16Sean Hayes?

  Is there something that you, I mean, this is gonna be one of the dumbest questions you've ever gotten. Is, is there something with every single thing that you've done where you're just like, you know what I've never done? I want, I need to do that before.

• 41:27Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. I don't think I've even began, like, in a lot of areas. Like, I, I, not necessarily cosmetics and stuff, but like I've said many times with you guys, I think acting. Like, I don't think I've been able to even touch the surface of what I know that I'm capable of doing. And, um, I'm very selective or else I'd be in all of the movies that I get offered. And I just fight for my roles and I'm always auditioning. So I like to earn it.

• 41:57Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, good. That's great. We'll be right back.

• 42:03Sean Hayes?

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• 42:47Sean Hayes?

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• 43:47Sean Hayes?

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• 44:05Sean Hayes?

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• 45:12Will Arnett?

  And now, back to the show.

• 45:15Jason Bateman?

  Something I've, I've sort of really gotten more and more passionate about is, is not playing characters as much as just playing somebody that doesn't force me to, to do a lot of acting and play a character. I kind of like to be the audience. And a lot of that comes from my desire to try to be as, as not full of shit as possible in my life and, and not be fake and phony and pretending to be other people. So I really like trying to be as authentic as I can. Do you have a similar sort of battle when you think about acting? Because you're so, you're so good about being really you and being in your

• 45:55Jason Bateman?

  skin and being honest. Does that run counter to the whole thing that we try to do as actors?

• 46:01Speaker 03

  Kind of, but I, I just finished this movie, this Jacques Garde Yard film, and it's all in Spanish and it's a musical. And it was one of the most challenging things that I had done.

• 46:13Jason Bateman?

  Wow, that's cool.

• 46:14Speaker 03

  But it's, it's really.

• 46:15Jason Bateman?

  What's it called?

• 46:16Speaker 03

  Amelia Perez. I think that will come out next year.

• 46:20Will Arnett?

  But it's so good if you just said, "None of your business."

• 46:22Speaker 03

  I know.

• 46:23Will Arnett?

  None of your business.

• 46:24Speaker 03

  I'm excited for that because there's, for example, there's the scene where I'm being left. I'm not giving anything away. And I remember I channeled the moment when I had to go to rehab for the first time and leaving. And I, I remember I, I told my co-star that's what I was feeling in the moment. And I just felt like it was getting that out when I remembered that first moment and being terrified.

• 46:50Jason Bateman?

  That's cool.

• 46:51Speaker 03

  So it felt really cathartic.

• 46:53Jason Bateman?

  Speaking of that, have you ever wanted to go to, you know what I'm gonna ask, go to the Broadway or do live theater? And maybe you have.

• 47:00Speaker 03

  I haven't. I think I would like to. I'm not sure I'm there yet because I think I'd still be a little nervous.

• 47:08Jason Bateman?

  Oh, really?

• 47:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:09Jason Bateman?

  After, after touring and so, you've already been like a stage performer.

• 47:12Speaker 03

  No, but it's, it's different because I love when I'm doing my concerts because it's like, oh, these are my peeps, you know?

• 47:18Jason Bateman?

  Right, right, right.

• 47:19Speaker 03

  And like, you feel comfortable.

• 47:20Jason Bateman?

  You feel safer. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Well, would you talk more about that, about battling? Because like, I get very nervous when I have to speak publicly. Like, I can't even give a toast.

• 47:32Speaker 03

  Really?

• 47:33Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, he goes white, true.

• 47:35Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, but I have an enormous amount of confidence when it comes to other things that are going to be made for the public.

• 47:46Will Arnett?

  Like being in front of a camera.

• 47:47Jason Bateman?

  Right, for millions of people as opposed to 10 people at a dinner table. So, I don't understand that about myself. The difference between having a lot of confidence or zero confidence that are sort of similar things.

• 48:00Sean Hayes?

  Because Jay, because you're so well spoken in life, just, I mean, clearly in life. That's why it blows my mind that anytime we're at like a dinner party or like two, three years ago, we were at your birthday dinner party at Richard's house.

• 48:12Jason Bateman?

  Yeah.

• 48:13Sean Hayes?

  And I said, "Let's go around the room and say how grateful, how much we love Jason." And I'll start, and I got up and I gave this little speech. And it got to Jay, and you were like, "I'm out. I don't want any part of this."

• 48:24Speaker 03

  It's like, do I?

• 48:25Jason Bateman?

  But, yeah, so how do you manage that? Like, what is that switch that flicks for you? When you can stand up in front of, you know, 100,000 people and give a concert, or do a movie or a television show that's going to be for millions of people, versus like maybe going out on a date for the first time? Or doing an interview for a magazine? Or whatever might give you anxiety? Do you know what that is, that different thing? Because I'm still trying to figure it out with myself.

• 48:56Speaker 03

  Well, I think when I was younger, I had a very, very public life. And it wasn't fair in a lot of ways. That I got to the point, so much so, that I was like, "If I don't talk about what's going on, everyone's going to continue to narrate my life and people are just going to buy it. And I need people to hear from me." And I genuinely stopped caring. Like, I don't, I don't care. Like, I would be happy to stand up and speak very highly of someone. I'd be happy to do it, even if I'm... mess up. I'm like, all right, well, that sucked. But, you know, I tried like it's fine.

• 49:36Speaker 03

  So I don't know if I'm just, I've done it for too long that I just have lost a little bit of that fear, but I still get the butterfly feeling. So maybe I just got used to it and then I'm kind of like, oh, people are gonna like it or or not.

• 49:52Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, I have a friend of mine, Maria Schreiber. She, you know, I've known her for years and years and decades. And she, I, whenever I would have dinner at her house, she, she's the one who forced me to get up and talk like that. And it's so, I was littered, you know, writ, sorry, I was riddled with fear about it. And, but she forced me to do it. She's like, we're gonna go around and stand up and speak how you feel. And I was like, pass, I'm go on to the next person.

• 50:20Will Arnett?

  Were you so nervous because you had just littered? Is that what it was? Like, I'm having a tough time following what happened.

• 50:26Sean Hayes?

  But Jay.

• 50:27Jason Bateman?

  But now that you're saying it, I think like for, for me, it's like, I'm afraid of being, of being accused or judged as either being, being full of shit or being stuck up. I think I, I had a real complex about being conceited and stuck up when I was in, when I was in middle school. Like sixth and seventh grade was really hard for me in school because people, oh, here comes that guy on TV. He's stuck up. So I, I, I wasn't really, I was, I was shy about being confident because people would think I was stuck up. So then I tried to seem not confident. And then maybe that part of me kind of took hold.

• 51:06Will Arnett?

  You know, but what's crazy about that, though, is think about it, that's inauthentic.

• 51:10Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 51:12Will Arnett?

  If you think about, you, you, you fell, you fell victim of the very thing that you were trying to prevent. I, I mean that honestly. And when you're thinking about it that much, you put it, you put a space between you and people you're trying to connect with, Jay. I really mean it. And if, and if you can break that down and react in real time, then it will never be inauthentic. But the second you start thinking about you're trying to curate what other people think of you, that's inauthentic.

• 51:38Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, because it makes me so nervous because I'm having to manage two things at the

• 51:42Will Arnett?

  Very same time.

• 51:42Sean Hayes?

  Right, right, because you're taking care of their feelings before yours.

• 51:47Will Arnett?

  Yeah, you're never gonna be able to, I remember somebody saying once, you can't, you can't tell everybody how to treat you or how to look at you. There's nothing you can do about the way people think about you.

• 51:58Sean Hayes?

  Yeah.

• 51:59Will Arnett?

  All you can do is take it.

• 51:59Jason Bateman?

  None of your business.

• 52:00Will Arnett?

  Well, yeah, there's that and also like, you'll never, you'll never get to it.

• 52:04Sean Hayes?

  Selena, one second.

• 52:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's okay. No, it's okay. I'm enjoying this. I like this conversation.

• 52:09Sean Hayes?

  But really, just really quick, it's the same thing that I've carried around for so long, being gay, is like, I've constantly, my entire life, I just came out, my entire life, I've been, I spent taking care of other people's feelings and putting mine second. And then you have to reach a point where Selena is saying, we're like, I can't, I'm exhausted.

• 52:30Will Arnett?

  But why did you do that for being gay? With regards to you being gay, is that what you mean?

• 52:35Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, yeah, with, like, if I enter a room, even today, I still have a little bit left over, but for the most part, I don't care. It's like, I have to check, like, I'm so used to it in my blood now, to check how people think about me entering a room. Are they thinking about my

• 52:51Will Arnett?

  Really?

• 52:52Sean Hayes?

  Me being gay or not.

• 52:53Speaker 03

  I used to do this when I was younger. I remember I was doing an interview and I sat down and there was probably 14 people behind the camera. And I was, I think I was maybe 21, and I started to sweat and I like ran away and I started crying. Because this is what I was thinking. I was like, these people probably think I sound stupid. They're gonna go home and tell their partners or friends about how much of an idiot I am. And I feel like a horrible, like, interviewer. I just, it used to kill me. Yes.

• 53:30Jason Bateman?

  A panic attack, yeah. I've had that. And I couldn't, and I couldn't, I was stuck there. And it just becomes exponentially more horrific and terrifying because now you're convinced, now they can see that I'm having a panic attack. Now it gets even worse. It's like, oh, yeah, yeah.

• 53:48Sean Hayes?

  Yeah.

• 53:49Jason Bateman?

  Yeah.

• 53:49Will Arnett?

  Sean, you have that too, huh?

• 53:51Sean Hayes?

  I mean, I still fall back into it, but I've, you know, here and there, but for the most part, I'm like, fuck you, I don't care.

• 53:57Will Arnett?

  I really mean this, I'm sure there'll be a lot of listeners, like, shut the fuck up, will you? Really, this is new to me. I don't understand it in that way. I just, everybody's wired differently.

• 54:05Jason Bateman?

  It's a form of paranoia.

• 54:06Will Arnett?

  And like, when I, like, when I got this. You know, when I got this, and I was so, obviously.

• 54:11Jason Bateman?

  He's holding up just some sort of, um, just plain white.

• 54:15Will Arnett?

  And I, and I.

• 54:16Jason Bateman?

  Faceless body.

• 54:17Will Arnett?

  And I thought, fucking, thank you, everybody.

• 54:21Jason Bateman?

  But I, I feel like the older I get, the closer I get to our favorite term, sexy indifference. Uh, or, or rather better, better said, a healthy indifference where you do care what people think, but you're not, you're not obsessed by it and you're not, you're not pulled around by it.

• 54:36Will Arnett?

  I will challenge you on that because we're doing it right now today.

• 54:39Jason Bateman?

  Yeah.

• 54:39Will Arnett?

  That is also put on. It's not real. Cause if you have to think about the sexy indifference, then it's not organic.

• 54:47Jason Bateman?

  Right.

• 54:47Will Arnett?

  If it's.

• 54:48Jason Bateman?

  No, no, I'm saying I'm trying, I'm trying to get to that place of, of, of honest and healthy indifference, where it's just right sized, you know, where you do care about people, you know, you don't want to be rude. You want to be sensitive to people.

• 54:59Sean Hayes?

  You just want to seem desperate or like.

• 55:01Will Arnett?

  The freedom is when you don't even have to recognize that you do have indifference, that you're just living. That's the freedom. You're, otherwise you're shackled by the idea of it. It still lives there as an idea.

• 55:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:12Jason Bateman?

  I, I think. But it's also what we do for a living, right?

• 55:14Speaker 03

  It's tricky.

• 55:14Jason Bateman?

  It's part of our job to be aware of what people think and kind of manipulate that. And like, that's, we're professional liars, you know? And so it's, it was a little bit of a head screw for me, obviously still is when I was a kid. When you're trying to figure out who you're, who you are and who you're becoming.

• 55:30Will Arnett?

  I can't imagine as a kid.

• 55:30Jason Bateman?

  You're training yourself how to fake to be somebody else. It was, it's kind of a, a little bit of a blender.

• 55:36Sean Hayes?

  Interesting.

• 55:37Speaker 03

  It's very weird.

• 55:37Jason Bateman?

  Do you still think about that, Selena?

• 55:39Speaker 03

  Absolutely. I remember I was talking about, I was talking about this with someone and there was a study that said, um, the moment you get famous at a certain age, you end up stuck in that area for a while. Because it stunts your, yes, because it stunts every, you're, you're dealing with things that no child should be dealing with. And criticizing my body or something weird, like it just, it felt, oh, just, it doesn't feel good.

• 56:10Jason Bateman?

  You can't grow privately like, like most people do, you know?

• 56:13Speaker 03

  Yeah. So, I mean, I don't regret my life, but there's a huge part of me that's like. Yeah, I wonder what that would have been like to just be me for a second.

• 56:23Jason Bateman?

  So, but this, I'm assuming that you've got millions, literally millions of people that admire you more than any of us could probably imagine. Because of how brave you are with how honest you are. And that is not going to go away, thank God. I mean, you're a role model, whether you like it or not.

• 56:49Speaker 03

  Until I run away from everything.

• 56:51Jason Bateman?

  No, no, you're not gonna go, wherever you go, you're gonna be there.

• 56:54Will Arnett?

  No, don't take away her out, until you run away, if you want.

• 56:57Speaker 03

  I run away.

• 56:59Jason Bateman?

  But.

• 57:00Will Arnett?

  But I now get, I now get it though, Jay, I wanna say, you just mentioned that. I wanna say that I now get it when I sort of, earlier, flippantly, when we first started talking about how many millions of followers you have, I now understand, I get it now. Your relationship with that, with that number, with those numbers of people is tricky.

• 57:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:22Will Arnett?

  And I sort of have a little bit more of an understanding, I really mean that, maybe I'm a slow learner.

• 57:26Speaker 03

  No, no, it's weird, it's such a bizarre thing. And they give you way too much information, like they'll tell you how many accounts you had reached, and they'll tell you the percentages of women versus male, or non-variety, whatever it is, it's like, I don't need this information, I just wanna post a photo and let it be for my fans and move on.

• 57:52Jason Bateman?

  And they are definitely attracted to all the things that are very special about you, and not to take away from any of that, but I think it is also very indicative of how common it is for people around the world to be not perfect.

• 58:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:08Jason Bateman?

  You know, and I think they really are comforted by how you are so honest about how not perfect you are, and I think that's just a real gift that you give to people,

• 58:19Speaker 03

  and myself included, I thank you for that. Thanks.

• 58:23Jason Bateman?

  I cannot believe we're already past an hour. This is literally the fastest interview. Yeah, I it's I'm stunned.

• 58:31Will Arnett?

  I've got an hour right now, but it is pretty crazy.

• 58:33Jason Bateman?

  Yeah.

• 58:33Sean Hayes?

  It is.

• 58:34Speaker 03

  I'm like, guys, let's go have brunch.

• 58:38Jason Bateman?

  I want to let you go, but I know we have probably a couple of more questions. Sean, go.

• 58:41Sean Hayes?

  Yes, no, I just want to know Only Murders. I love the show. I love you in it. I love Steve and Marty. How did it come about? What was it like when you started?

• 58:50Will Arnett?

  Did you just love murderers? Was that how you got in?

• 58:52Sean Hayes?

  Just murders.

• 58:52Speaker 03

  To be honest, yes, and I like very dark documentaries sometimes, so I tend to like lean into those especially scary stuff like mentally.

• 59:04Sean Hayes?

  And John Hoffman is one of my very, very close friends of mine.

• 59:07Speaker 03

  So but no, it actually happened because well, Steve's original idea was that it was going to be three men. And then John Hoffman suggested that

• 59:16Sean Hayes?

  He created the show.

• 59:17Speaker 03

  They hired, yes, who created the show. He he said, I think it would be really cool if we added like a younger character, maybe a female. And Steve liked the idea and I guess this was really a gift because they had me in mind. And I I remember thinking, I'm like, OK, well, what what does this mean? And and then I had FaceTime with all of them, with Steve, Marty and John and you know, producers. And I was like, oh, I just have to do this because simply the people are amazing. And then the success of it after.

• 59:53Sean Hayes?

  It's a good hang.

• 59:54Speaker 03

  Yeah. And then the success after was just such a like surprise and we just were happy to do it.

• 1:00:01Will Arnett?

  And only murders in the bill, never manslaughterers?

• 1:00:04Jason Bateman?

  Never manslaughterers.

• 1:00:05Sean Hayes?

  Never manslaughterers.

• 1:00:06Jason Bateman?

  Just murders.

• 1:00:07Will Arnett?

  Yeah, OK, I'm fine. I'm allowed to ask.

• 1:00:10Speaker 03

  Yes, you are.

• 1:00:12Jason Bateman?

  And that is in its fourth year or fifth year, coming up on the fifth?

• 1:00:15Speaker 03

  We just got renewed for season four.

• 1:00:17Sean Hayes?

  Season four. And I may, we may have to cut this, but John, I asked John, I was like, how how many more seasons? And he goes, well, I asked Steve and Steve said forever.

• 1:00:26Speaker 03

  I know, he does. My favorite thing about Steve, and he knows that I've said this before, but my favorite thing is Steve will be like, I've got to get, I got to get home. I got to get home. I got to go.

• 1:00:38Sean Hayes?

  Got to get out of here.

• 1:00:39Speaker 03

  I'm too old for this. And then I'll be like, then I'll be like, well, I go, Steve, like, how many seasons do we do? He's like, oh, I don't want to stop. We're going to keep going. And I'm like.

• 1:00:49Speaker 03

  He's just like.

• 1:00:49Sean Hayes?

  You gotta get home.

• 1:00:50Speaker 03

  Exactly, but you need to be home. So sometimes I'll be like, I'll carry the load because I get it.

• 1:00:56Jason Bateman?

  It is the greatest trio, but as has been said before, one of the oddest trios ever.

• 1:01:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:01Jason Bateman?

  And it's just awesome.

• 1:01:03Will Arnett?

  It's awesome.

• 1:01:04Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 1:01:05Will Arnett?

  Yeah. Awesome.

• 1:01:06Jason Bateman?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:06Sean Hayes?

  It's great.

• 1:01:07Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 1:01:07Sean Hayes?

  Well, Selena, this has been great. Thank you, honey, for being here.

• 1:01:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:01:10Sean Hayes?

  I like it so.

• 1:01:11Speaker 03

  I just wanted to tell you, Jason, really quick.

• 1:01:13Jason Bateman?

  Yes, ma'am.

• 1:01:14Speaker 03

  Um, I am gonna send your wife Amanda and your girls some of my new collection from Rare Beauty. Um, and like a whole little box, because I would love to see, you know, what they thought, or I love.

• 1:01:27Jason Bateman?

  They're enormous fans of yours, as is Amanda, my wife.

• 1:01:30Speaker 03

  Yay. So I can, I wanna send you that because this is gonna be, this is gonna be one of the biggest collections, um, that I've released, and I'm beyond stoked for it. I know it's, it's little things like that that make me happy because.

• 1:01:45Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, but it's, it's not a little thing. It's really impressive what you've done with this. It's, this company is potentially, if it's not already, bigger than anything you've done in music or in film or television.

• 1:01:58Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 1:01:58Jason Bateman?

  Or in social media. I mean, it's an enormous company, and you really should be proud of that.

• 1:02:05Speaker 03

  But I think it's good products, and we also just try not to be everything else, you know? Like, I'm not huge on promoting like crazy, you know, makeup. I love makeup, but I, I want my line to represent yourself and to have fun with it and.

• 1:02:22Jason Bateman?

  It seems very consistent with you and, and what you represent and the way.

• 1:02:26Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, well, might I say, your skin is flawless.

• 1:02:28Speaker 03

  Oh, my goodness. Well, thank you.

• 1:02:30Jason Bateman?

  Uh huh. She takes off her glasses, she goes cross-eyed.

• 1:02:33Sean Hayes?

  She did a Richard Ehrlich.

• 1:02:36Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, say, "It's where." Say, "He's a little bit confused," and then that kid look at that beautiful.

• 1:02:43Will Arnett?

  No, she said, "Let her say it's where."

• 1:02:44Jason Bateman?

  Say it. Ready and action.

• 1:02:46Sean Hayes?

  "It's where?"

• 1:02:47Speaker 03

  "It's where?"

• 1:02:48Will Arnett?

  Oh my god, that's good. That's really good.

• 1:02:51Jason Bateman?

  You look just like Richard Hurley.

• 1:02:52Speaker 03

  Great.

• 1:02:54Jason Bateman?

  Selena, you're the greatest. Thank you so much for doing this. This was a big, big get for us.

• 1:02:59Sean Hayes?

  It's so awesome to finally meet you too.

• 1:03:01Speaker 03

  I am so happy and hopefully I'll get to meet you all in person. I'm sure I'll run into you, Jason. And I'm just, I'm a big fan of all of you and I've really been wanting to do this for a while. I'm sure you know, Jason. So this has been really great. Thank you.

• 1:03:15Sean Hayes?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:16Will Arnett?

  Thank you for doing it.

• 1:03:17Jason Bateman?

  All right. Have a great, great rest of the day and thanks for talking with us.

• 1:03:21Speaker 03

  All right. Bye, guys.

• 1:03:23Jason Bateman?

  Bye, Selena. Thank you.

• 1:03:27Jason Bateman?

  You see, now, guys, there's a nice person. You guys have asked me multiple times. You say to me, you say, Jason, how do I get, how can I become nice? How can I become nicer? You know, and be pleasant?

• 1:03:39Will Arnett?

  Have success, buddy. Isn't that your theory? Have success and then you're allowed to be nice.

• 1:03:43Jason Bateman?

  Then after that, try to be...

• 1:03:45Sean Hayes?

  Remember that show? Not before.

• 1:03:46Jason Bateman?

  Somebody is...

• 1:03:47Will Arnett?

  Not before, because then they're gonna be accused you're wanting something.

• 1:03:50Jason Bateman?

  Kind and as gentle, as loving as she is. Okay?

• 1:03:53Sean Hayes?

  What is that? Will's holding up a fake award.

• 1:03:56Will Arnett?

  This is my dressing room. I don't know. It's just something like, and it looks like an award.

• 1:04:00Sean Hayes?

  Sounds like it looks like an Oscar.

• 1:04:02Will Arnett?

  I, um, yeah, she's really terrific.

• 1:04:04Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, no, she's great.

• 1:04:04Jason Bateman?

  What did you both, did you learn anything, you guys?

• 1:04:07Sean Hayes?

  I did. I feel like I'm lazy.

• 1:04:08Jason Bateman?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:09Will Arnett?

  Well, A, lazy, because she's just so, it seems like everything she does, she's successful at. Even, even mental health.

• 1:04:18Jason Bateman?

  Right.

• 1:04:18Will Arnett?

  She's successful at that.

• 1:04:19Jason Bateman?

  I know, right. Because she's not running from it. She's going right through it. Yeah.

• 1:04:24Will Arnett?

  It's, it's pretty remarkable. And she's so, she's such a, talk about, we were talking, you know, authenticity was, was a central theme today's. And she's so authentic.

• 1:04:34Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, she's like a superhero. She really doesn't, like she said, she doesn't, she just does what she loves to do. Everybody's welcome to come or don't come.

• 1:04:41Will Arnett?

  And you know what's funny? I was gonna say, she said that she didn't care, but it's almost like she, it's not that she doesn't care. It feels like she just, what she cares about is just being herself and being honest about it.

• 1:04:51Jason Bateman?

  Right. She turned that care internal. She's taking care of number one, which for me, always lets me be a better person to the people around me. Sometimes I over-index in the selfishness, but I'm trying to get the right balance.

• 1:05:06Sean Hayes?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:06Jason Bateman?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:07Sean Hayes?

  No, you don't.

• 1:05:07Will Arnett?

  Sorry. No.

• 1:05:12Sean Hayes?

  Still rolling. Let's get one more of those, Will. A little more convincing.

• 1:05:16Will Arnett?

  No, Jason. I was, by the way, I held up on so many because it was such, such, I, so many things I wanted to throw in and I didn't because it was just out of respect.

• 1:05:25Sean Hayes?

  Oh, so you've got some unused jokes you'd like to workshop real quick?

• 1:05:29Will Arnett?

  I mean, no, no, no, no. There was one at the end certainly that I wanted to.

• 1:05:33Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, let's hear it.

• 1:05:34Will Arnett?

  Which said, "Don't worry, I'll carry the load, Steve." And I was like, "Sean, how many times?" Okay, so.

• 1:05:40Sean Hayes?

  Do you want to know though?

• 1:05:41Will Arnett?

  It's Steve, right? It's Steve, right?

• 1:05:44Sean Hayes?

  Do you want to know though, I, speaking about Archie, your son, you know, one time, outside. No, no, this isn't. Outside, um, once I had a wizard crawl up my pants.

• 1:05:56Will Arnett?

  Did you really?

• 1:05:58Sean Hayes?

  Truly?

• 1:05:59Will Arnett?

  Truly lizard could crawl there?

• 1:06:01Jason Bateman?

  And how hard did it get up before it pulled a quick 180 and said, "No, thank you."

• 1:06:07Sean Hayes?

  No, that's such a funny thing, wizard. You could use it for so many things.

• 1:06:12Jason Bateman?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:13Sean Hayes?

  Oh, you know what?

• 1:06:14Jason Bateman?

  Okay.

• 1:06:15Sean Hayes?

  So, so part of my, part of my, uh, what is this called? The gay tray? That Jason calls it?

• 1:06:20Jason Bateman?

  Oh, yeah. No, no, no. What?

• 1:06:21Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, no, the gay tray. It's an Invisalign thing.

• 1:06:24Jason Bateman?

  Yeah. I didn't know you had it in today.

• 1:06:27Sean Hayes?

  Yeah. So, uh, I have it in every day and then, but I can whiten my teeth. But my dentist on three days ago said, "You can hear some teeth whitening stuff you can put in the Invisalign trays." And, but you, you don't have to put them in the back where the.

• 1:06:43Jason Bateman?

  By-cuspids are.

• 1:06:47Sean Hayes?

  Bye.

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