Pod Insights Sh**ged Married Annoyed Please Keep Me Anonymous with Ricky Wilson About this episode On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by Kaiser
Chiefs frontman and all-round legend, Ricky Wilson. Ricky is on to chat about his part in Grease The Immersive Musical but in true Shagged Married Annoyed fashion they go on many tangents!
Chris begins with some fan Girling and then the three
discuss panel shows, scary movies, their joint love of TK Maxx, and weird things Ricky has said to famous musicians.
There’s a great Please Keep Me Anonymous and we find out
which West End show Rosie missed out on and Ricky shares a story about the time he had a fight with Johnny Rotten!
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1:00 Speaker 05 Hello, you are listening to Shag Marid Noid. Please keep me anonymous.
1:03 Speaker 06 Part of the Shag Marid Noid Extended Universe.
1:05 Speaker 05 Stop.
1:06 Speaker 06 This week, we are joined by, honestly, very, very funny bloke, bit of a hero of mine from back in the day.
1:12 Speaker 05 Yep.
1:12 Speaker 06 It's Ricky Wilson from the Kaiser Chiefs.
1:13 Speaker 05 Yep, and he's here, he's chatting to us because he is playing Teen Angel in the critically acclaimed Grease: The Immersive Experience. It did have a sold-out run in 2025, but it is back.
1:23 Speaker 06 You're wanting to go to this, aren't you?
1:25 Speaker 05 I'm desperate to go.
1:26 Speaker 06 Totally sold on this.
1:27 Speaker 05 Well, it's Grease, it's live, it's in an outside, like...
1:32 Speaker 06 Evolution London in Battersea Park.
1:34 Speaker 05 Yep, love it. And you can get dressed up and you can sing along and have a meantime.
1:38 Speaker 06 It's like, yeah, he says everyone goes dressed up. His exact words, I think, at one point were, "If you're not dressed up, you'll feel stupid."
1:44 Speaker 05 Yeah. I think the kids would like this as well.
1:47 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:47 Speaker 05 I'm really looking forward to this.
1:48 Speaker 06 So it opens at Evolution London in Battersea Park for a limited run from the 22nd of July to the 13th of September. For tickets, go to greestheimmersivemovie musical dot com. Catch a little website there.
1:59 Speaker 05 Mm-hmm. Yeah, it sounds absolutely mint. I think you're gonna enjoy this chat too as well. It goes a bit off tangent.
2:06 Speaker 06 He's a maniac. He's a full maniac.
2:07 Speaker 05 It's class.
2:08 Speaker 06 Full maniac, very, very funny. Yeah, enjoy.
2:28 Speaker 07 Would you, for £5 million, tax-free?
2:35 Speaker 05 Yeah. Yep, love questions like this. Tax-free, okay.
2:39 Speaker 07 Live in this house, this room for a year.
2:41 Speaker 05 For what, £5 million quid?
2:43 Speaker 06 Where am I shitting?
2:45 Speaker 07 Oh, you can order anything you want off Amazon.
2:49 Speaker 05 Yeah, I would. What, with the kids or without the kids?
2:51 Speaker 07 No, on your own.
2:52 Speaker 05 On your own, yeah. I'd do it with the tax.
2:55 Speaker 06 She'd pay you £5 million to live in here for a year.
2:58 Speaker 05 Are you joking?
2:58 Speaker 07 Right, you'd be just going, right, I'll get a TV, first day.
3:01 Speaker 06 Yeah, there's one there.
3:03 Speaker 07 Is that a TV? Yeah, well, that's not big enough. You'd get a big one there.
3:06 Speaker 06 Massive telly.
3:07 Speaker 07 You'd be ordering stuff every day. It'd eat into your £5 million, but it's fine.
3:10 Speaker 05 No, just a little bit. Get a fan and that.
3:13 Speaker 06 What an odd question.
3:14 Speaker 05 Lush to have you here.
3:15 Speaker 07 Oh, are we on?
3:16 Speaker 05 We're on.
3:17 Speaker 06 We've probably caught your question there. We've probably caught your question at the beginning there.
3:20 Speaker 05 Do you wanna get your fangirl out of the way?
3:22 Speaker 06 Well, obviously, we've met. We've met before. We've done panel shows together. But I'm very excited. Like, anyone who listens to this know that you guys, like, back in the day, Kaiser Chiefs.
3:30 Speaker 07 Right.
3:30 Speaker 06 We're talking my jam, going out, stotting in clubs in Sunderland. I am 39.
3:36 Speaker 05 We're 40 this summer. Uh-huh, so.
3:39 Speaker 06 There's a chance I'll be 40 when this comes out.
3:42 Speaker 07 I'm nearly 50 now.
3:44 Speaker 06 Right.
3:44 Speaker 07 That's scary, isn't it?
3:45 Speaker 06 But we're talking you guys, we're talking the Cribs.
3:47 Speaker 07 Amazing.
3:48 Speaker 06 Futureheads.
3:49 Speaker 07 Great.
3:49 Speaker 06 Maximo Park.
3:50 Speaker 07 Great. I'm joking. I know them all.
3:54 Speaker 06 It's because you know them really well, yeah.
3:55 Speaker 07 I know them all, yeah.
3:56 Speaker 06 Like, Madness. Like, so there was a...
3:57 Speaker 07 Madness?
3:58 Speaker 06 No, no, no.
3:59 Speaker 05 They were a little bit before.
4:00 Speaker 06 Oh, he's quick. He's also quick. He's also quick, because since being a rock star, he's also done shitloads of telly and he's really fucking quick. We, there was a club in Sunderland called Q Club.
4:10 Speaker 07 Q Club, yeah, I know it.
4:12 Speaker 06 Yeah, and...
4:13 Speaker 05 Is that still there?
4:13 Speaker 06 When, I don't think so.
4:14 Speaker 07 Go look for it.
4:15 Speaker 06 But when, when I predict a riot used to come on.
4:18 Speaker 07 Yeah.
4:19 Speaker 06 There was an area of Sunderland called Ryap.
4:21 Speaker 07 Oh, rough crusty.
4:22 Speaker 06 I think you can understand.
4:25 Speaker 07 I'm ahead of you.
4:28 Speaker 07 It's funny, what I predict a riot, because when, because we play it and we've been playing it for 20 years. And now it's quite heavy.
4:33 Speaker 06 Yeah.
4:34 Speaker 07 But when I hear it on the radio, I go, it's really tame.
4:36 Speaker 05 Do you think?
4:37 Speaker 07 I think that about a lot of things. Like, I can remember when I bought Nevermind and thinking it was the heaviest thing I've heard. Now I'm like going, it's quite poppy, isn't it? Weird.
4:45 Speaker 05 I used to sing, we used to finish our set in the club bands with that particular ride.
4:49 Speaker 07 Did you?
4:50 Speaker 05 Yeah.
4:50 Speaker 07 You were in a club band?
4:51 Speaker 05 I was in a club band, yeah.
4:52 Speaker 07 You ever done any musical theatre?
4:53 Speaker 05 Yes.
4:54 Speaker 07 Have you?
4:54 Speaker 05 Yes, love it. Oh mate.
4:56 Speaker 07 Do you?
4:56 Speaker 05 I'm all about it. This is, this, by the way, the reason you're here, talking to us.
5:00 Speaker 07 Oh, right, yeah. That was, did I segue then?
5:02 Speaker 05 That was lovely segue, well done.
5:04 Speaker 07 All the TVs.
5:05 Speaker 06 You used to be cool, man. You used to be one of the, you used to be against the system.
5:08 Speaker 07 No, I was cool for about fifteen minutes in two thousand and five.
5:13 Speaker 05 Longer than that.
5:15 Speaker 07 No, if it was honestly, if you're cool this week, you're not cool next week.
5:19 Speaker 05 Okay.
5:19 Speaker 07 But what happened was, we managed to kind of like, we, we, we were cool and then we got quite big, which meant we weren't cool.
5:27 Speaker 06 Yeah.
5:28 Speaker 07 But then we were going, it's actually pretty cool being big, innit?
5:30 Speaker 06 Oh god, yeah.
5:31 Speaker 05 Yeah, did you, did you find?
5:33 Speaker 07 Playing pubs and stuff, but it's not as fun, it's being massive.
5:36 Speaker 05 Well, of course. But did you find that all of the bands that you started with started to resent you?
5:41 Speaker 07 Me?
5:42 Speaker 05 Like, just you as the band, because you got bigger, were they all buzzing for you?
5:46 Speaker 07 Not at all.
5:46 Speaker 05 Okay, good.
5:47 Speaker 07 Oh, the other bands?
5:47 Speaker 05 Yeah.
5:48 Speaker 07 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
5:48 Speaker 05 Yeah, yeah.
5:49 Speaker 07 I thought you meant within that band.
5:50 Speaker 05 No, no, no, no, I mean the other bands.
5:51 Speaker 07 That was awkward.
5:52 Speaker 05 Like, oh, oh, they've took the money, they've done it, they're, oh.
5:55 Speaker 07 Well, no, it's not so much taking the money, although there is money.
5:58 Speaker 05 Yeah.
5:59 Speaker 07 Not as much as you'd think. If I'd have been big in the eighties, I wouldn't be talking to you.
6:04 Speaker 05 No, you'd be on a yacht.
6:05 Speaker 07 I'd be on a yacht.
6:06 Speaker 06 Well, I was just about to say, what you need to do is, right, because all of our, we work together, so all of our money goes to the same household. You need to marry all of your band members, some kind of big.
6:15 Speaker 07 Get together.
6:15 Speaker 06 Just be some kind of.
6:16 Speaker 07 It still wouldn't be that much. I mean, it'd be, it's got, we've done all right.
6:20 Speaker 06 Yeah, yeah.
6:20 Speaker 07 But, um, the thing I was gonna say about money is, it was quite good, because the more successful we got, I thought, I thought of it as proof we were doing, like, right in the best, right in the good stuff.
6:30 Speaker 05 Mm-hmm.
6:31 Speaker 06 Right.
6:31 Speaker 07 Not like we would, like, sold out, more like we'd bought in.
6:34 Speaker 06 Yeah.
6:35 Speaker 05 Yeah, yeah.
6:36 Speaker 06 Dude, I've always wanted to be mainstream, since I first started stand-up.
6:39 Speaker 07 I can tell.
6:42 Speaker 06 Always, I was like, I wanna be.
6:43 Speaker 05 These are Ralph Lauren.
6:43 Speaker 06 These are Ralph Lauren shorts, you know, the shorts is lagged off on the end.
6:46 Speaker 07 You can get a lot of Ralph Lauren in TK Maxx, that's for sure.
6:48 Speaker 05 You can. Oh my god, you can. I got, I got the better pair of trainers for sixteen quid in TK Maxx.
6:54 Speaker 06 I am outside TK Maxx, waiting for the open, like I'm waiting for my methadone.
6:57 Speaker 07 Oh, yeah.
6:58 Speaker 05 I'm not having a bad word against TK Maxx.
7:00 Speaker 07 There's not a TK Maxx in a town that I've gigged I haven't been to. It's literally what I do. Right, I get up in the morning, before everyone else, I'm up, because I go for a run every day.
7:08 Speaker 05 Oh, nice.
7:09 Speaker 07 But I run to a TK Maxx.
7:10 Speaker 06 Go fuck off, man, no.
7:12 Speaker 07 But, and, and sometimes I'll buy something if they're, or, you know, when you hide it. Gad's in the extra smalls. Get that, put it in the extra smalls, come back late for that. And it's a little bit like I do a recon, cause you get your good TK Maxxes and you get your rubbish TK Maxxes.
7:27 Speaker 05 Yeah.
7:27 Speaker 07 So I do a recon for the rest of the band.
7:29 Speaker 06 Right.
7:30 Speaker 07 Go blue, go blue, we got a good one.
7:31 Speaker 05 We got a good one. Oh my god, like what do you get when you go though?
7:36 Speaker 07 It's not dicking around within that home section. Yeah, home sense for that.
7:41 Speaker 05 Do you like the pastas and stuff, do you ever buy them?
7:43 Speaker 07 The pastas, oh, as you're leaving.
7:45 Speaker 05 Yeah, they're like just.
7:46 Speaker 07 With all the junk.
7:47 Speaker 05 Wacky shit.
7:47 Speaker 07 No, I don't buy that.
7:48 Speaker 06 Big, big fresh tagletellies on that.
7:52 Speaker 07 I always have a look at the bags, but I never get one.
7:54 Speaker 05 No, they are nice though. I, I get all the kids Christmas, like smellies and that there.
7:58 Speaker 07 Since TK Maxx opened in Harrogate, I've got some wacky stuff.
8:02 Speaker 05 Yeah.
8:02 Speaker 06 I love Harrogate.
8:03 Speaker 05 It is great.
8:03 Speaker 06 We live in Harrogate.
8:04 Speaker 07 They live in Harrogate, yeah?
8:05 Speaker 06 Oh, yes.
8:05 Speaker 07 Do you like Harrogate?
8:06 Speaker 05 Harrogate's lovely, we love Harrogate, it's not far from us.
8:10 Speaker 06 You're from there originally, aren't you, around there?
8:11 Speaker 07 No, I'm from, uh, Ilkley.
8:13 Speaker 06 Ah, right, okay.
8:15 Speaker 05 Is that west your, your cherry?
8:18 Speaker 07 Bradford way.
8:19 Speaker 05 Oh yeah, okay, I do, I do. Uh, running, do you like running?
8:23 Speaker 07 Uh, yes.
8:23 Speaker 05 How far do you run?
8:25 Speaker 07 Twelve a day.
8:26 Speaker 05 Twelve miles a day?
8:27 Speaker 06 Steps, twelve steps.
8:28 Speaker 07 Yeah, twelve kilometers a day, yeah.
8:30 Speaker 05 What's that in miles?
8:32 Speaker 07 I don't know.
8:32 Speaker 06 Why twelve? What are you twelve for?
8:34 Speaker 07 It's more than ten. Sounds more impressive, doesn't it? It's only two more, it's only like ten minutes more and it just sounds much better.
8:40 Speaker 05 Ten minutes more, what's twelve kilometers in miles, is that about seven mile?
8:44 Speaker 07 We could sit here and work it out all day, but.
8:45 Speaker 06 Shall we? This is it. Let's say countdown. This is it. This is all we're doing.
8:48 Speaker 05 That's really good though.
8:50 Speaker 07 I've done countdown, that's fun.
8:51 Speaker 05 I've never done.
8:52 Speaker 06 Cats countdown?
8:53 Speaker 07 No.
8:53 Speaker 06 No, real countdown? You did real countdown?
8:55 Speaker 07 Yeah, and I did well.
8:56 Speaker 06 Really?
8:57 Speaker 07 Yeah, I surprised myself, not the maths.
8:59 Speaker 06 Right.
9:00 Speaker 07 Words, I was good at that.
9:01 Speaker 06 Oh, so yeah, I was, but I did cats countdown and I, I got a two.
9:05 Speaker 07 Two?
9:06 Speaker 06 As, yes.
9:08 Speaker 05 You just said as.
9:10 Speaker 06 As.
9:10 Speaker 07 As, alright, I didn't.
9:11 Speaker 06 As. My exact line was, I was so panicked. I think, so I wanna go back on, because I think it'll be better now. I do Wordle every day, right?
9:18 Speaker 07 Yeah.
9:19 Speaker 06 But I got a two, and I remember I was so upset and embarrassed I got a two, and I was sitting next to John Richardson, and I knew I was letting him down. And I said, meaning I don't know if this is acceptable as a word, because it's only two letters, but I said, I've got a wobbly two. And yeah, and everyone lost it, and I didn't even know what they were laughing at, because I was so upset. And to the point of where someone heckled it at a gig later, said, you're wobbly two, and I went, what? And the guy in the crowd had to explain was that it sounded like testicles, and I didn't know, I didn't know.
9:49 Speaker 05 Oh, okay.
9:50 Speaker 07 That's the level of comedy.
9:51 Speaker 06 That's the level of comedy.
9:52 Speaker 07 Did you enjoy doing Pals? They're not as big a thing anymore, are they?
9:55 Speaker 06 So I did Mock the Week again the other week, for the first time in literally 12 years. No, it was horrible, hated it, hated every second of it, because I'm spoilt now. We do our podcast, I get to do, we get to talk, say all our own things.
10:07 Speaker 07 Yeah.
10:08 Speaker 06 Waiting your turn to talk.
10:09 Speaker 07 Okay.
10:10 Speaker 06 It's not fun.
10:11 Speaker 07 Watching comedians, and you can hear almost a click the moment they go into a bit from their stand-up.
10:17 Speaker 05 Oh, yeah.
10:18 Speaker 06 Yes.
10:18 Speaker 07 Which they've crowbarred in, and then they're like, I'm away now.
10:21 Speaker 05 Love it.
10:21 Speaker 07 I know, I'm doing shopping tries, whatever, right? But I know I've done a few, and I hated them.
10:26 Speaker 06 Yeah.
10:27 Speaker 07 I won't name any names, right?
10:28 Speaker 06 Yeah.
10:28 Speaker 05 No, do, please.
10:29 Speaker 06 No, I'll guess, I'll guess, I'll guess.
10:30 Speaker 07 On I had a ten cats.
10:31 Speaker 05 Yeah.
10:32 Speaker 07 I was sat there, and it was a Christmas special beforehand, you all sit in a room, you just talk about stuff. Give you some questions about, sorry for giving it away.
10:40 Speaker 06 No, you do, yeah.
10:40 Speaker 07 They talk about like, you know, what might come up. And I told a story.
10:44 Speaker 06 Yeah.
10:44 Speaker 07 Right? About, I don't tell the stories, boring, but I told a story.
10:49 Speaker 06 Yeah.
10:50 Speaker 07 And then they asked the question, and one other person told my story.
10:54 Speaker 06 Go off, no.
10:55 Speaker 07 And then winked at me.
10:56 Speaker 06 Oh. They were laughing, ah, what a great story that was. No fucking way.
11:03 Speaker 05 That happened to me.
11:05 Speaker 07 Did it?
11:05 Speaker 06 When?
11:06 Speaker 05 And I can't, that happened to me.
11:08 Speaker 06 When?
11:09 Speaker 05 When I said something, then the other person said it a little bit later and louder than me and it got the laugh. And I went, I've just said that.
11:17 Speaker 07 A couple of times.
11:17 Speaker 06 It's a panel show thing, so yeah.
11:19 Speaker 05 It's vile, it's absolutely gross. How could you?
11:22 Speaker 07 Once I was on one and they said something about Game of Thrones and I just said to them, I thought they said Aiman Holmes, right?
11:28 Speaker 06 Yeah.
11:28 Speaker 07 And then they went, then they went, I thought you said Aiman Holmes?
11:32 Speaker 06 No, fuck off, no. This is like that Key and Peele sketch.
11:35 Speaker 05 This is wild.
11:37 Speaker 07 Hey, I've just discovered Key and Peele.
11:38 Speaker 06 Amazing.
11:39 Speaker 05 Oh, really?
11:39 Speaker 07 Because obviously when you're looking at stuff on your phone.
11:42 Speaker 06 Yeah.
11:42 Speaker 07 You hover on something a bit much and it shows you more of it.
11:45 Speaker 06 Yeah, yeah.
11:45 Speaker 07 I've been hovering on Key and Peele.
11:46 Speaker 05 Oh, hilarious.
11:47 Speaker 07 That's why people building Lego.
11:48 Speaker 06 Yeah.
11:49 Speaker 07 I'm very light Lego. I'm like, there's lots of it. But yeah, they're brilliant, aren't they?
11:52 Speaker 05 Oh, so funny.
11:53 Speaker 06 Unbelievable.
11:54 Speaker 07 Why isn't it the biggest thing in the world?
11:55 Speaker 06 It was.
11:56 Speaker 07 Oh, was it?
11:56 Speaker 05 Yeah.
11:57 Speaker 06 That's why they're both mega stars now. That's why one of them's directors of movies and the other one's the voice of Toad in Mario.
12:02 Speaker 07 Oh, right. Maybe, maybe I was busy.
12:04 Speaker 05 The bastard boy.
12:05 Speaker 07 Busy that year. Hey, when I was busy, I mean, I'm still busy, but when I was really busy in like mid 2000s, I missed everything.
12:11 Speaker 05 Yeah.
12:11 Speaker 06 I know exactly.
12:12 Speaker 05 I can imagine that.
12:12 Speaker 07 Didn't see Gavin and Stacey?
12:13 Speaker 06 Me? I didn't. I had to see it after the fact.
12:16 Speaker 07 Yeah, yeah. Everyone's talking about it. A couple of Christmases are going, I'm, mm.
12:20 Speaker 06 Yeah.
12:20 Speaker 07 And I'm like, that's, it's alright.
12:22 Speaker 06 There's loads of movies, isn't there? There's loads of movies that I haven't seen that you say.
12:25 Speaker 07 From a period of time.
12:27 Speaker 06 A certain period of time.
12:28 Speaker 07 You've seen The Rock, you know, I mean, you've seen all that. Went to the cinema, I've seen that.
12:32 Speaker 05 Yeah.
12:32 Speaker 06 Yeah.
12:32 Speaker 07 But then there's a whole period where I'm like, no.
12:34 Speaker 05 You're trying to say you are more busy than me?
12:36 Speaker 06 Uh, no, I was trying to say I was more, yeah, yeah, I was more busy.
12:41 Speaker 07 But then that happens again. That happens again when you've got kids, doesn't it? Because then you miss loads of stuff because you probably, you get them to bed and it's nine o'clock, you probably watch an hour or something.
12:50 Speaker 05 Oh.
12:51 Speaker 07 Or you go, should we do one more? And you go, and you're looking at it, going, shall we risk one more?
12:55 Speaker 06 Oh, we do that all the time.
12:56 Speaker 05 We started a thing now because if we go to bed later than 10 o'clock, by the time I've washed me face, done me teeth.
13:03 Speaker 07 Yeah.
13:03 Speaker 05 Put all me creams on and all that, it's literally a chase.
13:06 Speaker 07 Yeah, different, different ones for different body parts.
13:08 Speaker 05 Yeah, well, basically, yeah.
13:09 Speaker 06 It's like Shazam Restore and some kind of bit of furniture.
13:15 Speaker 05 The teak table.
13:16 Speaker 06 You know when you see, you know when you see people online again, making chopping boards out of wood?
13:23 Speaker 07 Yeah, yeah.
13:24 Speaker 06 And you go, it's done. You go, it's done now, he's done it. And he cuts it and then he puts another layer of oil on.
13:30 Speaker 07 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:31 Speaker 06 And then he does it again, then he sands it, then he, that's her face every night before bed.
13:34 Speaker 07 I've got, I've got really into watching a guy make, making hats.
13:35 Speaker 05 No, I do, honestly.
13:36 Speaker 07 There's a guy that makes hats and I'm really into it. I've watched him make a load of hats. Anyway, yes, you go to bed, you go to bed, blah, blah, blah.
13:42 Speaker 05 Because now we have to clock in, the fact that that takes so long and I like to read a little bit before I go to bed.
13:47 Speaker 07 Okay.
13:48 Speaker 05 And then I don't like to go to bed after 11. So where sometimes now, half nine, I'm going.
13:52 Speaker 07 Is that lights out? Lights out?
13:54 Speaker 05 Yeah.
13:55 Speaker 07 Right. Do you have a TV in your bedroom?
13:57 Speaker 05 Yeah.
13:58 Speaker 07 Right, good, good.
13:59 Speaker 05 But, but we've got, we've got a terrible sleeping system at the minute.
14:02 Speaker 06 All over the house.
14:03 Speaker 05 So.
14:03 Speaker 06 Well, all over the house.
14:04 Speaker 05 Our eldest is in with me.
14:05 Speaker 06 Youngest.
14:06 Speaker 05 And he, youngest, sorry. eldest is on his own and he's upstairs.
14:09 Speaker 06 And I'm in the loft.
14:10 Speaker 05 Man.
14:11 Speaker 06 Too late.
14:12 Speaker 05 It's too late.
14:13 Speaker 07 Yeah, I quite like it.
14:14 Speaker 05 I love it.
14:15 Speaker 07 I've got a cold at the moment, I quite like it when I've got a bit of a cough. Because I just get sent to my room.
14:17 Speaker 05 Right.
14:18 Speaker 07 And I have a little room. It's got a little kind of like daybed in it, but I sleep so well.
14:21 Speaker 06 It's a good bed.
14:23 Speaker 07 Surrounded by all me things.
14:24 Speaker 06 Yeah.
14:25 Speaker 05 So why wouldn't you want to do that every night?
14:27 Speaker 07 All me gaspusters toys.
14:28 Speaker 05 Like, it blows my mind, why wouldn't you want to sleep well every night? So we shared a bed last night in the hotel and he woke me up at half five snoring and I was really mad.
14:36 Speaker 07 Because you never snore.
14:38 Speaker 06 Dude, and she doesn't snore, she's never snored in her life.
14:40 Speaker 05 I might, but Rafe, Rafe never says anything.
14:42 Speaker 06 The fear, the fear, when I get that nudge, you go, Chris, you're snoring, what do I do? I go, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I love you so much.
14:49 Speaker 05 I think sharing a bedroom with your partners is stupid.
14:52 Speaker 07 I think it's overrated.
14:53 Speaker 05 It's, it's ridiculous.
14:54 Speaker 07 It's overrated. I think it's, it's, it's not, it's not traditionally what people did.
14:57 Speaker 06 No? I'm guessing.
14:59 Speaker 05 I don't think we should.
15:00 Speaker 07 I would have just gone into that on, like, if I was on this morning, I would have, like, backed myself up on that, but I don't know, I've no idea. Giles would have been there, wouldn't he?
15:07 Speaker 06 That's so absolute, boy.
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16:31 Speaker 06 So, speaking of old films no one's ever seen...
16:33 Speaker 07 You've never seen Grease?
16:34 Speaker 06 Never seen Grease. I've seen a bit of it. I've seen, uh...
16:37 Speaker 07 Have you got a sister?
16:38 Speaker 06 Eh, no, no, no. Only child. I've seen the first bit up until that bloke...
16:43 Speaker 07 Girl child, really?
16:45 Speaker 06 You know. I've up until, up until the bit where that bloke ruins the song.
16:52 Speaker 06 You know, the guy, you know, uh, "Where's it, lover, first sight?" You know that one? Yeah, yeah. "Tell me more, tell me more. Did you put up a fight, woah, mate?"
17:02 Speaker 07 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:03 Speaker 06 Did you what?
17:03 Speaker 07 Yeah, that is bad.
17:04 Speaker 06 "Did you put up a fight, mate?"
17:05 Speaker 07 It's not as bad as, uh...
17:06 Speaker 06 We don't, I don't think, I don't think we want, we want to be friends with you anymore.
17:08 Speaker 07 It's not as bad as Grease 2, though. There's a worse bit in that.
17:11 Speaker 06 Is there really?
17:11 Speaker 07 Well, a guy tricks a girl into sleeping with her in a nuclear bunker by saying it's the end of the world, and they have to...
17:19 Speaker 05 I don't think you know. Do you want me to sing the song for you?
17:22 Speaker 07 Do you want me to? That means I'm going to sing the song.
17:24 Speaker 05 I'm gonna sing the song for you.
17:25 Speaker 06 Yeah, there's no...
17:26 Speaker 05 So, he's telling her that there's a war and they're all gonna die, and he's saying, "Let's, let's do it for our country, the red, white, and the blue. It's not a lot to ask for, our parents will approve." "I'll be a mighty soldier, and I'll win this war for you. Let's do it for our country." "We owe it to our country." "Let's do it for our country, our country wants us too." And then they do?
17:53 Speaker 07 They do it.
17:55 Speaker 05 She's up for it though. She thinks she's gonna die. She doesn't want to die a virgin.
18:00 Speaker 06 What does she do when she finds out that the world's not over?
18:03 Speaker 07 You.
18:06 Speaker 07 Nutty, nutty.
18:07 Speaker 06 Why are you on it?
18:09 Speaker 05 No, actually, I think they're interrupted.
18:11 Speaker 07 I think the boys all fall out of a cupboard.
18:14 Speaker 05 And they're interrupted and she's putting a bandage on him and then she runs off. She goes, "Ow, Nicky!"
18:21 Speaker 07 Anyway, Grease One.
18:22 Speaker 06 Right.
18:23 Speaker 07 Which I believe is far superior.
18:25 Speaker 06 I would believe so, yes.
18:26 Speaker 07 Yeah, you like Grease Two?
18:28 Speaker 05 I just love Grease Two.
18:30 Speaker 07 Who's that guy on the motorcycle?
18:32 Speaker 05 Where did he come from?
18:33 Speaker 07 What would they say if they knew it was my fault?
18:35 Speaker 05 Yes! What would they say if they knew it was my fault?
18:39 Speaker 07 There you go. So I'm in Grease One.
18:41 Speaker 06 Right.
18:42 Speaker 05 Which is also very good.
18:43 Speaker 07 Which at the time was just known as Grease.
18:44 Speaker 05 Yes.
18:46 Speaker 06 That would be funny if they released it and called it Grease One.
18:48 Speaker 07 That'd be a good, I think a movie should come out of that.
18:50 Speaker 06 I didn't know that Star Wars were named with episodes afterwards. I thought, how fucking freaked out must people have been when the first Star Wars came out when it was called A New Hope, Episode Four?
18:59 Speaker 07 I think it was. I think it was.
19:01 Speaker 06 Really?
19:02 Speaker 07 Google it.
19:03 Speaker 06 Google it. Jamie, can you Google that?
19:04 Speaker 07 As if there's a group of people.
19:05 Speaker 06 It was. It's not called Jamie, I'm just taking the piss out of the Joel Rogan podcast. Really? When it first came out, it was called Episode Four: A New Hope. Piss off. I won't have it.
19:15 Speaker 05 So they knew it was gonna be a success?
19:17 Speaker 06 I won't have it. No, I won't have it. But then again, George Lucas, very clever, first person in history, I think I've talked about this before, wanted, sat with the studio and said, there was like shafting him, and he went, "Yeah, you can shaft us. I want all of the rights for the merchandise." And they went, "Okay." No one had ever sought merch for a film before.
19:33 Speaker 05 You love, Chris loves facts like that.
19:35 Speaker 07 And also, do you know that, do you know he was pals with Spielberg, of course? And they were both worried that their films wouldn't be a success and thought the other person's film, I think it must have been Jaws, was gonna be more of a success. So they gave each other two and a half percent of each movie.
19:53 Speaker 05 I didn't know that, but that's.
19:54 Speaker 07 Gets two and a half percent of Star Wars.
19:56 Speaker 05 What? That's really cool.
19:57 Speaker 07 And Lucas gets two and a half percent of Jaws.
19:59 Speaker 05 That's pretty, well.
20:00 Speaker 07 Which is a massive movie.
20:01 Speaker 05 Not as big.
20:01 Speaker 07 For the money.
20:02 Speaker 06 We're talking longevity, two and a half percent here. No. Even since he sold it to Disney?
20:08 Speaker 07 Yeah.
20:09 Speaker 06 No.
20:10 Speaker 07 It's good, isn't it?
20:10 Speaker 05 Okay, that's really cool.
20:11 Speaker 06 Wow.
20:12 Speaker 05 I see that's there. You love showing that.
20:14 Speaker 06 Jaws was the first ever summer blockbuster.
20:16 Speaker 07 Was it?
20:16 Speaker 06 No movie, no movie had ever come out in summer, but this summer.
20:19 Speaker 07 I think, I think, I think it's in the top three.
20:21 Speaker 05 Jaws.
20:22 Speaker 07 Jaws, yeah.
20:23 Speaker 05 I went to watch it with our eldest last year, actually, and he was 10, just turned 10. And the opening kind of song came on, I had to turn it off.
20:30 Speaker 07 Did you?
20:31 Speaker 05 He was shitting his pants.
20:31 Speaker 07 Well, there you go.
20:32 Speaker 05 Yeah.
20:32 Speaker 06 So he didn't even get to the face and the?
20:33 Speaker 05 We didn't get to the, in the water, nothing.
20:36 Speaker 06 Face in the porthole is terrifying.
20:38 Speaker 05 Nothing had happened. It was just so.
20:41 Speaker 07 Nothing had happened?
20:42 Speaker 05 Nothing. It was the eerie music and, and he was really scared and I just thought, nah, he's not ready for it.
20:46 Speaker 07 Did he know it was about a shark?
20:48 Speaker 05 Yeah. He knows what it's about. It was just, he was shitting his pants. So I thought, nah, no. And I didn't want to know that kid in there.
20:54 Speaker 06 The idea of a scary movie scares him. Can you remember the other night?
20:57 Speaker 05 Hmm.
20:57 Speaker 06 The other night you came in the living room and you went, uh, dad, um, what, what's weapons?
21:02 Speaker 07 Oh, I haven't seen that.
21:02 Speaker 06 I went, what's weapons? I went, what do you mean? He went, it's like, a picture of it popped up on Amazon Prime and it's, it looks really creepy. It's like kids running with their arms out. Now, I'd watched it recently.
21:11 Speaker 07 Oh, yeah.
21:11 Speaker 06 I have to watch horror films on a train because I get too into them.
21:13 Speaker 07 I watch them on a plane.
21:14 Speaker 06 Do you? My man. I just feel like there's.
21:17 Speaker 07 Oh, yeah, I was watching.
21:18 Speaker 06 Every now and then someone asks if you want a drink, so I get pulled out of the.
21:21 Speaker 07 Widows Bay?
21:21 Speaker 06 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would love it.
21:22 Speaker 07 Right. My mate's in it.
21:24 Speaker 06 No.
21:24 Speaker 07 She plays, um, I've forgotten her name, the main girl.
21:27 Speaker 05 Oh, really?
21:28 Speaker 07 Yeah.
21:28 Speaker 05 Oh, yes. Loved her. Fantastic.
21:30 Speaker 07 She's amazing, isn't she?
21:31 Speaker 05 Yes.
21:31 Speaker 07 Anyway, um, so I was watching.
21:32 Speaker 06 The one who has the antlers on her head.
21:33 Speaker 07 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:34 Speaker 06 Oh, she's amazing.
21:35 Speaker 05 Fantastic. Absolutely fantastic.
21:36 Speaker 07 She's British, you know?
21:37 Speaker 05 Is she British?
21:38 Speaker 06 Fantastic.
21:39 Speaker 07 I was watching that on the train.
21:41 Speaker 06 Yeah.
21:41 Speaker 07 And I knew, you know, when you know there's a jump scare going on.
21:44 Speaker 06 Yeah, yeah.
21:44 Speaker 07 Which makes it even more of a jump scare for some reason.
21:47 Speaker 06 Weirdly, yeah. It's the anticipation.
21:49 Speaker 07 I was like.
21:51 Speaker 06 You got Rosie?
21:53 Speaker 07 Whole carriage.
21:55 Speaker 06 Whole carriage.
21:56 Speaker 07 The whole of first class.
21:59 Speaker 07 Spill their champagne.
22:00 Speaker 06 Oh, he's changed, Annie. Oh, God, honestly, what a seller.
22:03 Speaker 07 I haven't changed. I've just moved into what I always should have been.
22:05 Speaker 06 There it is. So our son comes in the other day and he, what, what, what is it? I've seen, I've seen the picture. And he walked out and I went, no, it's, I went, you don't need to watch it. It's a horror film. You can't watch that. And he went, no. And he walked out of the room and I turned to her and I went, he's watched the fucking trailer, hasn't he?
22:17 Speaker 07 Yeah.
22:18 Speaker 06 And when he's watched the trailer, he came back in. I went, you've watched the trailer, haven't you? He went, no. I went, don't lie to us. He went, I haven't. I went, I've just checked Amazon Prime. And I went on last watched, which you can't do. And it's the trailer for Weapons. He went, oh, sorry, I didn't watch it all. I'm sorry, I didn't watch the whole thing.
22:32 Speaker 07 I love horror films. My wife doesn't like them, so.
22:35 Speaker 06 I love them, but I'm frightened. I've talked about this on the podcast loads of times. I'm intrigued by them so much, to which I will watch the trailers and stuff, but I can't watch the full things. I've got, I'll have to tell you this, you, obviously, people who've listened will know this, you don't know this. And when the first.
22:49 Speaker 07 How do you know I don't listen?
22:51 Speaker 06 I just got a funny feeling.
22:52 Speaker 07 Why do you think I bought the same rug? I have this rug.
22:56 Speaker 05 Do you? Lara Doom?
22:58 Speaker 07 Is it Lara?
22:59 Speaker 05 I think it's Lara Doom.
23:00 Speaker 06 Lara Dawn. Listen.
23:01 Speaker 05 Take your max.
23:03 Speaker 07 I don't think it is.
23:04 Speaker 05 Is it not?
23:04 Speaker 07 I think it's actually from the Conrad shop.
23:07 Speaker 06 Jack, where's it from?
23:08 Speaker 05 What's the Con?
23:09 Speaker 06 Lara Doom.
23:10 Speaker 07 Okay, my wife's.
23:11 Speaker 05 I don't want to be rude, but I know me rugs.
23:14 Speaker 06 So you brought, you brought, you brought a knife to a gunfight there, Paul.
23:20 Speaker 07 Do you know what?
23:20 Speaker 06 You just tried mansplaining rugs to my wife.
23:23 Speaker 07 That, that phrase is funny because it really reminds me of this one thing. I was once in a, I was once in a fight with Johnny Rotten.
23:29 Speaker 06 What?
23:29 Speaker 07 I won't go into it.
23:30 Speaker 06 So with him or against him?
23:32 Speaker 07 Against him.
23:33 Speaker 06 Shut up.
23:34 Speaker 05 It's a fussy face.
23:34 Speaker 07 It was his crew versus Foles, block party, a couple of super furry animals and a couple of Kaiser Chiefs. And he had this big crew with him. I won't tell you what it was about, it was dark, dark. But there was kind of this big fight. And in the middle of it, I had an umbrella. Cause like,
23:51 Speaker 06 I was British, mate.
23:52 Speaker 07 I had a broken leg, right? And I was using it as a stick, right? And it was just him in my face like that. And he went, don't bring a brolly to a knife fight.
24:04 Speaker 07 And then, and I was like, I was like, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me. Who won the fight?
24:08 Speaker 05 This is crazy.
24:09 Speaker 07 Well, it was just like, it was just, it was like a lot of pushing, shoving and a few bits hitting. And then we all ended up in like, one of Foll's room in the hotel. And like, I misjudged the situation, cause I came in like, that was amazing. I was like, it was, it was really bad.
24:28 Speaker 06 Well, yeah, but yeah.
24:29 Speaker 05 This is wild though, I'm like.
24:30 Speaker 06 Black party and Foll's are posh boys.
24:32 Speaker 07 No, not posh, I think they're just a bit more, a bit more serious, not posh.
24:35 Speaker 06 Yeah.
24:36 Speaker 07 Not posh.
24:36 Speaker 06 They're a bit, Foll's are a bit.
24:38 Speaker 07 A bit.
24:40 Speaker 06 A little bit.
24:41 Speaker 07 I don't know, I think, I don't think they're posh.
24:42 Speaker 06 I fight all the Foll's. I did, I'm joking, I, I did the.
24:46 Speaker 07 Yeah.
24:46 Speaker 06 Ni-hal's show, I met the, when Ni-hal used to do the review show, I really won. Um, I met the main guy from Foll's on that.
24:52 Speaker 07 Yanis.
24:53 Speaker 06 Yanis from Foll's, that's it, yeah.
24:54 Speaker 05 Oh, great.
24:55 Speaker 07 Anyway, that was my, that's my, um, when I got into fight with a pistol.
24:59 Speaker 05 Fights, that's so.
25:00 Speaker 06 That's so funny.
25:01 Speaker 05 Have you ever had any fights?
25:01 Speaker 07 Bring a brolly to a night fight.
25:03 Speaker 05 Comedians have had any fights?
25:04 Speaker 07 Yeah, do you have any comedian rumbles?
25:05 Speaker 05 On the circuit.
25:06 Speaker 06 No, not really many comedians are.
25:08 Speaker 07 It's all stabbing in the back, the comedians.
25:10 Speaker 05 Well, they'll wing it you on the panel show.
25:11 Speaker 06 It's all just taken to the door on the panel show, yeah, yeah.
25:13 Speaker 05 You need to tell us who that was, I'm so interested in that.
25:16 Speaker 06 Wouldn't block, wouldn't block it out.
25:19 Speaker 06 What year was it?
25:20 Speaker 07 I thought it wasn't Zippy.
25:23 Speaker 07 Ah ha, I thought he said Eamonn Holmes.
25:27 Speaker 07 What year, I'm not telling you, I'll tell you afterwards.
25:29 Speaker 06 Tell us afterwards.
25:29 Speaker 07 I hate it when they do that on anything, radio, podcast, anything, we'll talk afterwards.
25:33 Speaker 06 We, we're cool, we're, we're in the VIP section, we'll talk about this afterwards.
25:37 Speaker 07 Okay.
25:37 Speaker 06 Yeah, I hear that. But we're gonna do it.
25:39 Speaker 05 I mean, I kinda love it because I listen to two rival podcasts and they always slag each other off.
25:44 Speaker 07 Do they?
25:45 Speaker 05 It's Real Housewives.
25:46 Speaker 07 Do you have any rivals, so rivals, do you have any like proper beef with other podcasts?
25:50 Speaker 05 No.
25:51 Speaker 06 Don't do it.
25:51 Speaker 07 I suppose they can't really steal your USP, can they?
25:54 Speaker 06 Oh, they try.
25:54 Speaker 05 Well, I mean, people have, definitely.
25:55 Speaker 06 In lockdown, everyone who had a bloody girlfriend, wife, sister.
26:00 Speaker 07 Right, yeah.
26:01 Speaker 06 Started a relationship podcast.
26:01 Speaker 07 Anyone who had, had to live with.
26:03 Speaker 06 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:04 Speaker 07 Yeah, I suppose that's true, isn't it? I thought there'd be a lot more kind of like brother sister bands emerging right now.
26:11 Speaker 05 Right, okay.
26:11 Speaker 07 Because of lockdown. But I think maybe they just all got, didn't get on well enough.
26:16 Speaker 06 Oh, because of the white stripes?
26:18 Speaker 07 No, because.
26:20 Speaker 05 Lawrence?
26:20 Speaker 07 Because of the carpenters.
26:23 Speaker 07 Yeah, I should talk about Grease, because I feel like I have.
26:26 Speaker 05 No, listen, I'm talking about Grease. You are playing Teen Angel.
26:29 Speaker 07 I am, yeah. That's the easy part.
26:31 Speaker 05 Oh my god, I was just gonna say that.
26:33 Speaker 07 It's even an easy song to sing.
26:34 Speaker 05 Such a good part, yeah.
26:35 Speaker 07 Oh, I'm gonna enjoy the day.
26:38 Speaker 05 You're gonna have such a nice time.
26:39 Speaker 07 I've been asked to do musical theatre in the past.
26:40 Speaker 05 Uh huh.
26:41 Speaker 07 And I will be honest with you, I've been tempted.
26:43 Speaker 05 Yeah?
26:43 Speaker 07 Right.
26:44 Speaker 05 Yeah.
26:44 Speaker 07 And I know it seems weird.
26:45 Speaker 06 Yeah.
26:46 Speaker 07 But when you've got a job that you... I do love my job, by the way.
26:50 Speaker 06 Yeah.
26:50 Speaker 07 But people offer you other things.
26:51 Speaker 05 Mm.
26:52 Speaker 07 And you say yes to things, you think, I'll never do that. Also nowadays, maybe like 10, 15 years ago, it wouldn't have been acceptable. But now, I don't care.
27:00 Speaker 05 Yeah.
27:01 Speaker 06 What do you mean, as a rock star?
27:03 Speaker 07 Like, is it cool or not?
27:04 Speaker 05 Yeah.
27:05 Speaker 07 Yeah, I'm nearly 50, I don't care.
27:06 Speaker 05 You're at a different stage of life now.
27:07 Speaker 07 So I'm doing it, but I couldn't do any of the big ones they've offered me in the West End.
27:12 Speaker 05 Mm-hmm.
27:13 Speaker 07 They want, they want a lot of commitment.
27:15 Speaker 06 Yeah.
27:15 Speaker 07 You can't... It's not, it's not, it's not offside hustle, it's a front hustle.
27:19 Speaker 05 I know, I've been asked to audition for stuff and the...
27:21 Speaker 07 They'd want you, they want you there all the time.
27:24 Speaker 05 I know, but it's so hard, because when I was like, between the years of like 18 and 21, before, I just gave up the dream and went into club bands and all that, which is great. Loved it, made money. I did all of the auditioning for the West End and all of that, and I didn't get anywhere. So now, when I get asked to audition for stuff, I'm like, oh my god!
27:40 Speaker 06 Ten, you're selling yourself short here. Can you tell them what you got to the final call for? Please. Tell them what you got to the final call for.
27:47 Speaker 05 I got the final 10.
27:49 Speaker 06 Final 10, four.
27:50 Speaker 07 Final 10.
27:50 Speaker 06 Four.
27:51 Speaker 05 It was Lord of the Rings the Musical.
27:52 Speaker 07 Lord of the Rings the Musical?
27:54 Speaker 05 Yeah. And it was for a hobbit.
27:58 Speaker 07 Final 10?
27:59 Speaker 05 Final 10.
28:01 Speaker 07 A hob, a hobbit?
28:02 Speaker 05 One of the hobbits.
28:04 Speaker 07 One of the four, one of the big four?
28:05 Speaker 05 No, no, it was just one of the, it wasn't a main part, it was just one of the hobbits.
28:10 Speaker 06 I reckon it would have been that wench one that Samwise Gamgee gets with at the end.
28:12 Speaker 07 Yeah.
28:13 Speaker 06 The slightly fit blonde one.
28:14 Speaker 05 You're laughing, I was gutted.
28:15 Speaker 07 So Lord of the Rings the Musical?
28:17 Speaker 05 Yeah.
28:17 Speaker 07 I don't think it's still go, is it still going?
28:19 Speaker 05 It's not still going. Some lovely songs out of it.
28:21 Speaker 07 Right.
28:22 Speaker 05 Um, but it's very foggy.
28:24 Speaker 07 Right.
28:25 Speaker 05 Very nice, but yeah, I was, at the time, I was gutted.
28:29 Speaker 07 Right.
28:29 Speaker 05 Couldn't even get a fucking hobbit part.
28:31 Speaker 07 You get some weird musicals, don't you?
28:32 Speaker 06 Oh yeah.
28:33 Speaker 07 Was it Lord of the Rings with the songs of Lenny Kravitz?
28:37 Speaker 07 You know, I mean, you get some weird things. You go, really? That's gonna work. And then the oddest ones take off.
28:41 Speaker 05 But some of them take off. Yeah, crazy. What's your favourite musical?
28:45 Speaker 07 My favourite musical?
28:46 Speaker 05 Don't say Grease just because you're doing it.
28:48 Speaker 06 Don't be disgusting.
28:48 Speaker 05 God's sake.
28:50 Speaker 07 I don't really go and see them. Because I don't really go and see much because I get jealous.
28:57 Speaker 06 That's interesting.
28:58 Speaker 05 You're a bit like that.
28:58 Speaker 06 You're the same person.
28:59 Speaker 05 I feel like you are.
29:00 Speaker 06 I couldn't watch Taskmaster until I got invited on it.
29:03 Speaker 07 Really?
29:04 Speaker 06 I did series thirteen and then I went back and watched the rest of them. I never watched it.
29:07 Speaker 07 Yeah, no.
29:07 Speaker 06 There was people like, you're a fan of the show? I'm like, I'm fucking watching it.
29:09 Speaker 07 I can, I can, I find it really hard. I'm just like, I'm watching Coldplay going, yeah, I get it, but I, I wouldn't do that.
29:18 Speaker 05 I know where you're coming from though.
29:19 Speaker 07 I find it really hard to enjoy myself. Beautiful Carol King one was good.
29:22 Speaker 05 I've never seen that, but that's Carol King songs, isn't it? Yeah.
29:26 Speaker 07 That was really good.
29:28 Speaker 05 I think honestly, mine, I have, so Les Mis.
29:31 Speaker 07 Les Mis is good.
29:32 Speaker 05 Just Les Mis, just, just like old school.
29:34 Speaker 07 I mean, I'm missing out. Oh, Moulin Rouge. Have you seen that?
29:37 Speaker 05 I haven't. No, actually, I haven't seen it at the theatre. Is it really good?
29:40 Speaker 07 It's very, very good.
29:41 Speaker 05 It's just been at Sunderland Empire, actually. Have you? All right, okay.
29:43 Speaker 07 Mainly due to my wife. I've not liked it.
29:45 Speaker 06 We're lucky. Quite a lot of them get to Sunderland Empire.
29:46 Speaker 05 Yeah, we get some really good shows. Hamilton's coming there.
29:49 Speaker 06 Newcastle and stuff, Hamilton's coming there.
29:50 Speaker 05 I'm going to see a play on Friday.
29:52 Speaker 07 A play?
29:52 Speaker 05 Fifteen thirty-six, it's called.
29:55 Speaker 06 We had time to start.
29:57 Speaker 05 Well done. And it's about, well, the person I'm going with messaged going, oh, my friend said it's really good. And I was like, yeah, I've just been.
30:05 Speaker 07 Fifteen thirty-six?
30:06 Speaker 05 Uh huh.
30:07 Speaker 07 Have you seen the Sting one?
30:09 Speaker 06 Why, sorry, two seconds, Rosie. Why are you assuming that we've seen the Sting one?
30:13 Speaker 05 I haven't, but my friend nearly got a part in it, actually.
30:16 Speaker 07 Did really? I went to see it a few years ago, actually.
30:19 Speaker 05 That was out years ago? Yeah.
30:20 Speaker 07 Yeah, but it's back, it's back in the, in Broadway.
30:22 Speaker 05 Is it?
30:22 Speaker 07 I went to see it and I sat next to, in the preview, what's her name? Denise Welch.
30:27 Speaker 05 Did you? We know Denise.
30:28 Speaker 06 Fantastic. We know Denise.
30:30 Speaker 07 She talked a lot.
30:31 Speaker 05 Oh, did she? Oh, she's so, oh, she's really sweet.
30:34 Speaker 07 And I'm not going to comment on whether I enjoyed it or not.
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32:07 Speaker 07 I met Sting, I met Sting.
32:08 Speaker 05 Yeah?
32:09 Speaker 07 And I thought I'll make him laugh. I've tried this with a few delivery singers where you think to yourself, I'll try and make him laugh.
32:15 Speaker 06 Right.
32:16 Speaker 07 And then you don't, right?
32:17 Speaker 05 Oh, no, what did he say?
32:19 Speaker 07 My Sting one, I mean, it was a bowl.
32:20 Speaker 06 Right.
32:21 Speaker 07 I went, that's me, hey Sting, at the end of the show, have you ever said, you've been stunk?
32:32 Speaker 07 And he went, no.
32:38 Speaker 07 All right, I've got another, I've got another, I've got another one that's really bad.
32:41 Speaker 05 I love that.
32:42 Speaker 06 I love that so much.
32:43 Speaker 07 You know when you think about something and you get the same fear? I just thought about another one.
32:46 Speaker 06 These are the things where you remember them in the show when you make that noise together. Yeah, there it is, yeah.
32:50 Speaker 07 So I was about to go on stage, stood side of stage, Mark Runtson's on stage doing his thing.
32:55 Speaker 06 Yeah.
32:56 Speaker 07 And his guest singers thought this one song were going to be me and Simon Le Bon. I stood next to Simon Le Bon, we've had a little rehearsal.
33:04 Speaker 05 Nice.
33:05 Speaker 07 You know what we're doing? And I'll tell you the song in a minute. And then it's about to go on, I thought, all right, I'll just make him laugh. I turned to him and said, Simon, just before we go on, let me clarify, is it planet Earth or planet Earth as in French for egg? Right?
33:22 Speaker 07 And he went, it's Earth Ricky, Earth.
33:29 Speaker 07 As if, as if I was really thinking, is it Planet Earth? Which is a great name for a, like a, you know.
33:36 Speaker 06 Breakfast place, Planet Earth, fantastic.
33:38 Speaker 05 You're full of good ideas, you know.
33:40 Speaker 07 Have you seen a place called Egg Slut?
33:43 Speaker 05 Oh yeah, I've heard of it, I've heard of it.
33:44 Speaker 07 I saw one this morning. I'm not going to Egg Slut, I don't like eggs.
33:48 Speaker 05 There's one near us called Pablo Egg Bar, isn't there? Doesn't like eggs.
33:53 Speaker 07 Me, me?
33:55 Speaker 06 It's fucking great, you're a maniac.
33:58 Speaker 06 You get someone on the podcast.
34:00 Speaker 07 I've got Egg Slut, avocado slag.
34:09 Speaker 06 You get an email going, who's gonna be on it? And Rosie didn't know that, met you before, and just like, oh, he's quite a big guy. Oh, that can be a difficult interview. I said, no, he's, honestly, he's good value. Fucking, he's lost his mind. Rosie, he was funny when I did Pals. He's lost his fucking mind in the interim. He's actually lost his fucking mind.
34:26 Speaker 05 But you've got four year old twins as well, so I feel like.
34:28 Speaker 07 Oh yeah, yeah, you lose it.
34:30 Speaker 06 Yeah.
34:32 Speaker 07 It's funny actually, cause like, I feel quite, I feel quite compos mentis today. I think it's cause I woke up dead early, coughing, you know when you can't sleep coughing?
34:38 Speaker 06 Yeah, yeah.
34:39 Speaker 07 And then I was like, I was lying there going, well, at least I'm, at least I'm doing nothing. Isn't that a weird thing that you only get when your parents about going, you know, before you'd be really annoyed. And then you go, I'm lying here, don't have to do anything.
34:51 Speaker 05 Yeah, that's nice. That's a good feeling.
34:52 Speaker 06 Sometimes really enjoy waking up before the kids, cause it can gather your thoughts.
34:55 Speaker 07 Yeah, that instant like, oh wee wee.
34:58 Speaker 06 Yeah, it's some of the fucking states I've been in knocking omelettes up and that. I'm like, I don't even know what's going on. I shouldn't be operating a fucking hob.
35:05 Speaker 07 It's bananas. Also, it's, sorry if you haven't got kids, there's nothing, nothing more annoying than anyone without kids telling you they're tired.
35:13 Speaker 06 Oh dude.
35:14 Speaker 05 I know, I know.
35:15 Speaker 07 I'm tired.
35:16 Speaker 05 But you don't know what it's like. You don't know before you've got kids, what it's like, do you?
35:20 Speaker 07 No.
35:21 Speaker 05 Yeah, so we were like, I was like that.
35:23 Speaker 06 Well, Carl Lutzen, Carl Lutzen, friend of the podcast who supports me on tour. I used to have, when we had like a two year old, he, he didn't. But many a time I would tell him about how I was tired because of the two year old or because the kid had us up or something. And many a time he would quickly spin it round to how he's tired or exhausted because of his cat.
35:43 Speaker 05 Oh, cock off.
35:44 Speaker 06 Yeah. And I'm literally like, it's so fucking different. You can literally throw your cat outside and shut the door and it'll be fine.
35:52 Speaker 07 Yeah.
35:52 Speaker 06 It'll be fine.
35:53 Speaker 07 You can, you can let anyone look after your cat.
35:56 Speaker 05 Yeah.
35:56 Speaker 06 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:57 Speaker 07 Um, also, um, this is not me in any way getting, uh, married and annoyed.
36:01 Speaker 06 Right.
36:01 Speaker 07 My wife, cause I understand it totally. But I go away for a few days, working. I said that, working, because.
36:09 Speaker 06 Cause we don't work.
36:09 Speaker 07 Yeah.
36:10 Speaker 06 We're very lucky.
36:10 Speaker 07 But, and it is tiring.
36:12 Speaker 06 Yeah.
36:12 Speaker 05 Yeah.
36:12 Speaker 07 And sitting in airports is tiring.
36:15 Speaker 06 Yeah.
36:15 Speaker 07 And travelling, it's just sitting, it's tiring.
36:18 Speaker 05 Hmm.
36:18 Speaker 07 Then you do the show, which is tiring.
36:19 Speaker 06 Yeah.
36:20 Speaker 07 I mean, it's not physically exhausted, well, sometimes, but mentally.
36:24 Speaker 06 We're talking about gigs, music gigs, karaoke shows.
36:25 Speaker 07 Come home as soon as you're home.
36:27 Speaker 06 Yeah.
36:29 Speaker 06 Yeah.
36:29 Speaker 07 And then she's out.
36:30 Speaker 06 Yeah.
36:31 Speaker 07 And I'm like, I've just been, and I can't really complain because I know which I'd rather be doing.
36:36 Speaker 06 Yes.
36:36 Speaker 07 Not that I don't love my.
36:37 Speaker 05 Yeah.
36:38 Speaker 07 But like, there's an element of this, that's more tiring.
36:40 Speaker 05 Yeah.
36:41 Speaker 07 Than.
36:42 Speaker 05 Yeah.
36:42 Speaker 07 So. Transiting like a tit.
36:44 Speaker 06 However, however, I used to go away on tour when we just had Robin. And you used to give us loads of shit. I would get back, I would say I was tired. She'd be like, you slept till 10 o'clock. How dare you. Here's the kid. Then we did the arena tour together for the podcast and she said, I get it.
36:58 Speaker 07 Right.
36:58 Speaker 06 And yeah, so you just need your wife to go do a massive tour.
37:01 Speaker 07 She came to South America once.
37:03 Speaker 06 Right.
37:03 Speaker 07 And she got, uh, she got ill and really badly sunburnt on her forehead.
37:07 Speaker 05 Oh, no.
37:08 Speaker 07 I was secretly pleased.
37:10 Speaker 06 Just her forehead? What's she wearing? A reverse cap?
37:12 Speaker 07 We went, right, the thing is also when I'm on tour, I do nothing.
37:15 Speaker 05 Hmm.
37:16 Speaker 07 I love just sitting in a hotel and figuring out, figuring out the, where the HMI cable is.
37:19 Speaker 05 Yeah, just chilling.
37:21 Speaker 06 Yeah.
37:21 Speaker 07 All right, now I can watch anything I want, right? And then, uh, but she was like, let's do something. We're in Peru.
37:26 Speaker 06 Oh, fuck that.
37:27 Speaker 07 So we went on a boat and looked at seals.
37:29 Speaker 05 Right.
37:29 Speaker 07 She got really badly burnt.
37:30 Speaker 05 She got burnt.
37:30 Speaker 07 Yeah.
37:31 Speaker 05 Stay in bed for the rest of the week. Good. You got a story to read us, if you don't mind, Ricky?
37:36 Speaker 07 I brought my readers with me.
37:38 Speaker 05 Do you need some?
37:39 Speaker 07 I've just got them.
37:40 Speaker 05 Oh, you're chucking them.
37:41 Speaker 06 They should be, they should be at the forefront of your mind if you just got them. They should be in your tour.
37:45 Speaker 07 But like.
37:45 Speaker 05 But they're just for reading, aren't they?
37:46 Speaker 07 It only happens at night.
37:48 Speaker 05 Oh.
37:49 Speaker 07 Uh, cause I was saying to someone the other day that I only need, uh, uh, at the end of the day, I need reading glasses.
37:54 Speaker 05 Hmm.
37:55 Speaker 07 And they thought, I was like saying, end of day, I need reading glasses.
37:59 Speaker 07 Really normal. It's the end of the day, I need reading glasses. I did, yeah, it's when I go to.
38:04 Speaker 06 It is what it is.
38:04 Speaker 07 Yeah. At night. At night, at night I need them for scrolling.
38:11 Speaker 07 Cause you've got all the lights off, you're trying to be as quiet as possible. You've got it on the quietest setting like.
38:15 Speaker 06 If I could go back in time and tell my young self in Q Club while I'm jumping around it, I predict a riot. One day, that guy's gonna tell you at the end of the day, he needs reading glasses. It's so surreal.
38:28 Speaker 07 Dear Chris and Rosie.
38:29 Speaker 05 Yes.
38:30 Speaker 07 Please keep me anonymous.
38:31 Speaker 05 Yeah.
38:32 Speaker 07 I heard Chris freak out on your podcast about your son, Robin, losing teeth and sticking them back in his mouth.
38:37 Speaker 06 Vile.
38:38 Speaker 07 And it reminded me of what my work colleague once told me, what she did with her teeth.
38:42 Speaker 05 Oh God.
38:44 Speaker 07 When she was a teenager, she was in need of some more pocket money to buy some high heeled shoes.
38:51 Speaker 05 He's put the accent. You start off with the accent, you're gonna have to do the.
38:54 Speaker 06 Why did you read that? Like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons.
38:57 Speaker 07 High heeled shoes.
38:58 Speaker 06 High heeled shoes.
38:59 Speaker 07 For a local kids disco event. She'd been saving up her money. She'd been saving up her money from doing chores around the house to buy a specific set of shoes. She had saved for ages but still couldn't afford her dream pair for the night.
39:13 Speaker 05 Okay.
39:14 Speaker 07 She decided there was only one thing for it. She was only down a couple of pounds, so picking out her remaining baby teeth, two of which were either side of her front teeth with her own bare hands.
39:23 Speaker 06 Go and fuck off.
39:24 Speaker 07 Yes, she twiddled and pulled until her teeth came out to sell to the tooth fairy. Grim.
39:29 Speaker 05 Jesus Christ.
39:30 Speaker 07 Uh, that's quite.
39:31 Speaker 06 That is awful.
39:33 Speaker 07 The thing that gets me is she put having the perfect pair of shoes in front of having a nice smile. Eh?
39:40 Speaker 06 That's a really good point.
39:43 Speaker 05 Oh, that's.
39:43 Speaker 07 So what do you do now? Comment?
39:46 Speaker 05 Sometimes.
39:50 Speaker 06 What do we do? Discuss?
39:54 Speaker 07 I said something funny the other day.
39:58 Speaker 07 What's, what's your favourite Olympic event? Discuss.
40:03 Speaker 05 Oh, very good. Very good. We sometimes do discuss, we don't have to.
40:08 Speaker 07 I made up a joke for my kids the other day.
40:10 Speaker 05 Come on, man.
40:10 Speaker 07 Do you wanna hear it? It's made up. So don't steal it for your panel, so.
40:13 Speaker 06 Right.
40:14 Speaker 07 Do that.
40:14 Speaker 05 Oh, we're gonna, no, we're gonna do it on the podcast next week.
40:17 Speaker 07 Okay. It's not a good joke and it's quite complicated.
40:19 Speaker 06 Fuck's sake, that's.
40:20 Speaker 07 In France, oh yeah, I made up two. In France, they, they don't have bouncy castles. They have bouncy chateaus, but you only find them in the Dodoing.
40:30 Speaker 06 Dodoing, yeah.
40:31 Speaker 07 You've heard that?
40:32 Speaker 06 No, I just.
40:32 Speaker 07 You knew it was coming?
40:33 Speaker 05 That's, that's good, actually. I mean, your four-year-olds. Your four-year-olds aren't gonna like that.
40:40 Speaker 07 While travelling on Air France, I always order this, I did.
40:43 Speaker 06 Why are you all French-based?
40:44 Speaker 07 Because I was thinking about France in bed, like, I'm thinking, I'm thinking more the joke. Well, while travelling on Air France, I order, get, I always get the.
40:52 Speaker 06 So good.
40:53 Speaker 07 I always order the vegetarian meal for the extra legumes.
41:00 Speaker 05 The both, the both are very good.
41:02 Speaker 06 That's irritatingly good.
41:03 Speaker 07 Chris and Rosie Anonymous wants to know what you think about her. Taking your teeth out to get a pair of shoes?
41:10 Speaker 06 I think it's awful. I think the fact she did it herself was absolutely disgusting. I think, yeah, I think she, she was putting shoes, but we.
41:16 Speaker 05 Doesn't matter with your baby teeth, though.
41:17 Speaker 06 But you've got a friend who used to just get teeth whipped out because she didn't have money to get them fixed.
41:22 Speaker 05 Yeah, but she was a grown up.
41:23 Speaker 06 It's still maniac behaviour, like.
41:25 Speaker 05 Yeah, my friend, she's just got them fixed.
41:28 Speaker 06 Never had anything, touch wood, touch wood, never had anything done at the dentist, me.
41:32 Speaker 07 Have you ever been?
41:33 Speaker 06 Yeah, never had anything done.
41:35 Speaker 07 Do you know what? I'm surprisingly good as well, considering my mum used to give me a glass of coke at night by the bed.
41:41 Speaker 06 You're personally starting to make sense.
41:43 Speaker 07 But nights, that's, maybe it was training.
41:45 Speaker 05 Your during the night drink was the coke.
41:47 Speaker 07 Yeah.
41:48 Speaker 06 That's madness.
41:49 Speaker 07 It was diet.
41:50 Speaker 06 Oh, that's fine.
41:50 Speaker 07 It's fine.
41:51 Speaker 05 Still caffeine? How did you sleep?
41:52 Speaker 07 No, because I, I used to have terrible teeth. Not like, like rotting or anything, or fillings. They were pretty perfect in that time, but they were like, it looked like a graveyard.
42:00 Speaker 05 Okay.
42:01 Speaker 07 I spent a fortune.
42:04 Speaker 05 Invisalign?
42:04 Speaker 07 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:06 Speaker 06 This is before turkey? This is before turkey teeth?
42:09 Speaker 07 Yeah, before turkey teeth. I wanted to do that, I wanted to, because also with Invisalign, at one point, it was only about halfway through, I said, I wanna stop now. And you went, no, we can make them look perfect. And I went, I don't want them perfect.
42:18 Speaker 06 Yeah.
42:19 Speaker 07 I'm not Joel Dommett.
42:20 Speaker 05 So you, so you still. Yeah, it's got good teeth, Joel. My tooth fucked at the front. I cracked it when I was 18 drunk. And it's just a composite filling. It costs like 60 quid.
42:30 Speaker 07 Yeah.
42:30 Speaker 05 I've had it for years and it's like on photos, it's grey, but to get it.
42:34 Speaker 07 Only on photographs, in a black light?
42:36 Speaker 05 Yeah, it's like, it's mingin'. It's disco. Sometimes when I see pictures on the telly. It's gross. No, it shines in a disco. It goes white.
42:43 Speaker 06 Oh, God.
42:44 Speaker 05 But for to fix it, I'd have to get a full set of veneers. And I was like, it's a bit drastic.
42:49 Speaker 07 Yeah.
42:49 Speaker 05 Yeah, so, yeah.
42:50 Speaker 07 Yeah, I've got, I've got, that's a false one.
42:52 Speaker 06 The fact that people just nip a turkey for full front teeth redone is just unbelievable.
42:56 Speaker 05 Madness.
42:56 Speaker 06 Freaks me out.
42:57 Speaker 07 I mean, why, is it, is it, is it, why, yeah.
43:00 Speaker 05 Turkey's doing well, though.
43:01 Speaker 06 It's doing really well.
43:01 Speaker 07 Turkey's doing well.
43:02 Speaker 05 Good for Turkey. We've got to go.
43:03 Speaker 06 Listen, no, we haven't. You don't know about this, Rosie, but I've, I've got a quiz.
43:06 Speaker 07 Oh, quiz. I like a quiz.
43:07 Speaker 05 Oh, my God.
43:08 Speaker 07 I love a quiz.
43:08 Speaker 05 I love a quiz.
43:09 Speaker 07 I love a quiz.
43:10 Speaker 06 I've got a funny feeling you're going to enjoy this because of just the way you go on, right?
43:14 Speaker 07 Okay.
43:15 Speaker 06 Um, I, I feel like a local radio DJ, but I came up with, I wrote this yesterday on the train.
43:19 Speaker 07 Oh, is it? This or that? Like Beef or Chiefs?
43:22 Speaker 06 Almost. It's can Ricky Wilson predict a riot?
43:27 Speaker 07 Okay, yeah, that's fine.
43:29 Speaker 06 Thirty, question one's five of them. 31st of March, 1990, people take to the streets to protest the induction of poll tax by Margaret Thatcher. Riot or not a riot?
43:38 Speaker 05 Oh, Jesus. So he's just gonna, he's just guessing if there was a riot or not?
43:41 Speaker 07 Riot.
43:42 Speaker 06 Correct. Easy one to start it.
43:44 Speaker 07 This is not predicting.
43:44 Speaker 06 That was, yes, it is. That was. Shut up.
43:48 Speaker 07 This is remembering.
43:48 Speaker 05 These have happened.
43:49 Speaker 07 I remember a riot.
43:52 Speaker 07 Oh, yeah, this is a great one, Ray. I love it. I remember a riot.
43:55 Speaker 06 That was the poll tax riot. 400 people arrested and property damaged.
43:57 Speaker 07 Right.
43:58 Speaker 05 Oh, yeah, that was it.
43:58 Speaker 06 Another easy one coming at you. Washington DC, 1963, approximately a quarter of a million demonstrators gather at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington DC to advocate for civil and economic rights of African Americans. Correct. No riot. This piece of demonstration is widely credited with helping pass the Civil Rights Act. Okay, we're getting a bit tricky and a bit off the wall now.
44:16 Speaker 07 Hmm.
44:17 Speaker 06 October 17th, McDonald's re-released the Disney's.
44:21 Speaker 06 Sorry, October 2017, I apologise.
44:24 Speaker 05 Oh.
44:24 Speaker 06 Oh, she's on it, he's on it. October 2017, McDonald's re-release the Disney's Mulan-themed Szechuan sauce for a limited run due to its mentions in the animated show Rick and Morty.
44:34 Speaker 07 Riot.
44:35 Speaker 06 Correct, it was a riot, people jumped on counters, screamed at staff, one person reportedly swapped a car for a sachet of Szechuan sauce.
44:42 Speaker 05 What?
44:44 Speaker 06 October 2013, Newcastle suffer a 3-0 defeat to Sunderland.
44:49 Speaker 07 No riot.
44:49 Speaker 05 Uh, there was a riot, he punched a horse.
44:52 Speaker 07 He punched?
44:52 Speaker 05 Someone punched the horse.
44:54 Speaker 06 Correct.
44:54 Speaker 05 Someone punched the horse.
44:55 Speaker 06 There was indeed a riot, a Newcastle fan punched a police horse and got jailed for a year.
45:00 Speaker 07 Really?
45:00 Speaker 05 Yeah, it was a picture.
45:01 Speaker 07 I don't like anyone that does anything bad to a horse, horses are not to us.
45:04 Speaker 06 He fucking properly chinned it.
45:06 Speaker 07 Right.
45:06 Speaker 06 It didn't react, the horse didn't react in the slightest, but can I just say to him, awful, but as a comedian who was touring at the time.
45:13 Speaker 07 Yeah.
45:13 Speaker 06 Some of the easiest gigs I've ever done in my life were the week that that poor horse got punched.
45:18 Speaker 07 Um, I, I went on Saturday Kitchen at the weekend and I wasn't allowed horses in my food hell.
45:27 Speaker 07 Don't you think that's bad?
45:29 Speaker 06 I mean, yeah, but where's the line? What's your food hell, baby?
45:35 Speaker 06 Last one.
45:36 Speaker 07 Yeah.
45:36 Speaker 05 Oh god.
45:37 Speaker 06 South Shields 2015, the popular nightclub Dusk closes its doors for the very last time.
45:43 Speaker 07 Riot.
45:43 Speaker 05 That's where we met.
45:44 Speaker 06 Not a riot, just a shame.
45:47 Speaker 07 Is it where you met, at Dusk?
45:48 Speaker 05 Well, we met before that, but that's where we first hooked up.
45:52 Speaker 07 Oh, so where did, where did you first meet?
45:55 Speaker 05 In the streets of South Shields and then at college.
45:59 Speaker 07 Isn't that great? Isn't that great, the way people used to meet?
46:02 Speaker 05 I know.
46:03 Speaker 07 And then also, it'd be like, you'd say, are you gonna be there on a certain night? And you'd go, just in case.
46:08 Speaker 06 Just in case a person was there.
46:10 Speaker 05 I know, I miss it, I miss it.
46:12 Speaker 06 Lowkey stalking.
46:13 Speaker 07 I met my wife, she was the, um, she was the stylist on The Voice.
46:17 Speaker 05 Oh, nice.
46:18 Speaker 07 And then hashtag Me Too movement happened, so I had to marry her.
46:24 Speaker 07 No.
46:24 Speaker 06 The damage was done, you had to back it up.
46:27 Speaker 07 Don't ask where we first hooked up.
46:29 Speaker 06 No.
46:29 Speaker 05 I mean, now I wanna know.
46:31 Speaker 06 One of the spinny chairs at The Voice. It was a spinny chair at The Voice.
46:33 Speaker 05 On top of Tom Jones.
46:34 Speaker 07 Hooked up?
46:35 Speaker 05 On top.
46:36 Speaker 07 What do you mean hooked up? Is it just a kiss or is it more?
46:38 Speaker 05 Like, chat.
46:41 Speaker 05 No, you don't have to say.
46:42 Speaker 07 You don't have to say.
46:43 Speaker 05 You brought it up. Where did you?
46:44 Speaker 07 I feel like sharing.
46:45 Speaker 05 You can share whatever you want. And then, and then.
46:48 Speaker 07 Room 509 of the Grosvenor Hotel.
46:50 Speaker 05 Oh, yeah, baby. But if you regret saying it, you can let us know later and Daisy will take it out. So don't worry about it. If you wake up in Coles West. Em, Grease, this sounds so good, by the way.
47:01 Speaker 07 Yes, it's good. It is good.
47:02 Speaker 05 It's at Evolution London in Battersea Park.
47:05 Speaker 07 Yeah.
47:05 Speaker 05 And it's running for a limited run, 22nd of July, the 13th of September. Oh, that's lush.
47:10 Speaker 07 It is, it's good.
47:11 Speaker 05 And your part's tiny.
47:12 Speaker 07 My part's tiny, thank you.
47:14 Speaker 06 Yeah, and we can't see now because it's crossed your legs.
47:15 Speaker 07 Yeah, uh, but I can't do everyone because I'm still doing, I'm still doing my front hustle.
47:20 Speaker 05 Right.
47:20 Speaker 07 And my side hustle, this. I can do a lot of them.
47:22 Speaker 05 But you, so, okay.
47:23 Speaker 07 But I'm so excited. I had my first rehearsal yesterday. The posture on those people.
47:28 Speaker 05 Good. Oh, yeah.
47:29 Speaker 06 Unbelievable.
47:31 Speaker 07 And they can project.
47:32 Speaker 06 Have you ever met Anton Dubek?
47:33 Speaker 07 Of course I've met Anton Dubek.
47:35 Speaker 06 Man fucking glides into a room.
47:36 Speaker 07 I know.
47:37 Speaker 06 Unbelievable. Literally glides in his.
47:39 Speaker 05 You love, he always brings up Anton Dubek.
47:41 Speaker 06 Love Anton Dubek.
47:42 Speaker 07 I do as well.
47:43 Speaker 06 Nice fella. Brilliant golfer.
47:44 Speaker 07 Yeah, exactly.
47:45 Speaker 06 Posture like nothing I've ever seen in my life.
47:46 Speaker 05 Oh, he's a golfer, is he?
47:47 Speaker 06 Honestly, I swear to God.
47:48 Speaker 05 But it sounds amazing. Get your tickets, greasetheimmersivemovie musical dot com. Isn't that the open air one?
47:55 Speaker 07 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, you're part of it. You come dressed up. If you're not dressed up, you'll feel stupid.
47:59 Speaker 05 Great, great, okay.
48:00 Speaker 07 So everyone dresses up, tea birds, pink ladies, and then it's all, you're all, it's all surrounding you and they play the film. And then when the songs come on, it's live singers and that. There's a fun fair. There's a fun fair.
48:10 Speaker 05 Love a fun fair.
48:11 Speaker 07 Arcades, there's a malt shop. That's milkshakes to you and me.
48:14 Speaker 05 Yeah, okay, so they're really, they're really playing into it.
48:17 Speaker 07 They are, yeah.
48:18 Speaker 06 That sounds amazing.
48:18 Speaker 07 It's amazing.
48:19 Speaker 05 Yeah, Hickey from Connecticut's like homework card.
48:23 Speaker 05 You pig.
48:24 Speaker 07 Is that from Lord of the Rings?
48:27 Speaker 05 Ring, boys. Gotta get it a mo' on. Don't talk about all the rings, because I'm still really upset about it. Um, thank you for coming to talk to us.
48:34 Speaker 07 Oh, no, thank you for having me. I've absolutely had a blast.
48:36 Speaker 05 Me too.
48:37 Speaker 00 It's all lovely having you here. Thank you very much.
48:38 Speaker 07 We'll do part two now.
48:40 Speaker 05 We'll do, we'll do another one for another day.
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