An unlikely lube, a parkour ick and Chris has beef with Halloween decorations

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris is annoyed at Halloween decorations, Rosie shares her in-depth knowledge and love of Real Housewives and the pair have soe non beef beefs. There's a Carl Hutchinson story (obvs!) some food kink chat, a Lake Como update and the couple speculate on who the next Bond will be! All of this plus some brilliant emails and voice notes! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: [email protected] 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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  Coming up on this week's episode of Shag Mar and Annoyed.

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  We talk Halloween decorations. Awful.

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  Travelling and being like ships in the night, we are.

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  Hello, you are listening to Shag Mar and Annoyed with me and Mrs. Mrs. Toast. Mrs. Toast, Mrs. Toast, Mrs. Toast.

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  So just to explain to everyone what that means, I'm claiming, again, we're a broken record, whingeing about how cold it is in this room. Because we're not organised to put a heater on before we come in. So we come in, claiming it's freezing, put a heater on, by the end it'll have warmed the fucker up. And then we'll turn it off and leave. But you have your electric blanket, so you are.

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  I have my mate.

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  Mrs. Toast.

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  I'm Mrs. Toast.

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  What a tune, what a tune, Mrs. Jones, man.

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  Yeah.

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  Do you know it?

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  Yes, as soon as you started singing Mrs. Toast, I was like, I know that song.

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  Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones.

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  Who sings it?

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  We got a thing. Do you know what it is? Going, I have to finish it.

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  Fucking hell, it's mad, isn't it?

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  Do you know, I don't know who sings it because so many people have sang it. Michael Bubley?

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  Oh, he's covered it, right.

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  But it's probably really old.

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  Yeah, well, he's Captain Cover, isn't he? But yeah, it'll not be his.

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  Captain Cover. I bet he would love that. Has he ever brought out his own songs?

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  Yeah, I think he has, of course. Yeah, but he's, I mean.

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  I know of a bad word said against him.

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  No, I wasn't. No, God, no. But he's fucking, he's.

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  He's great.

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  Like Mr. Crooner, isn't he? He's like, just, yeah, he's just take a song, fucking beautiful velvet voice, there we go.

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  He's just lush. Anyway, it's nice to see you.

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  It's actually ridiculous how little we've seen each other.

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  It's wild. It's actually wild.

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  So not only are we ships in the night at home, whereas I'm on tour, then I come back and we do the podcast and then you go away and do your filming and I stay at home. We're working, I mean, it's been worked out incredibly well.

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  Well, do you know why, though?

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  Yeah.

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  Big props to South Shore Production because they got sent ages ago, your tour.

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  Yeah.

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  And they basically looked at your tour and then they were like, they scheduled the filming.

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  Oh my God.

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  Well, kind of.

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  I feel so important.

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  Around me, my, I think, let's don't quote us on this.

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  No, no, they did.

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  I think they sort of sorted it out, but then, which is great, but also just means that we absolutely don't see each other for like six weeks.

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  Yes, but not only, yeah.

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  Three months.

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  Not only are we ships in the night at home, a really odd thing happened last week where you were filming in Cardiff for three days. You left Cardiff on Thursday night and on Friday afternoon I arrived in Cardiff. So it's like, so not only were we just missing each other at home, we're just missing each other in fucking Wales.

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  But I couldn't stay.

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  Yeah.

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  Because I had to get back for the kids.

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  Oh, why would you stay and watch, mate?

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  Well, no, because, but like, once upon a time we would have. Once upon a time, if your partner, before kids and before childcare, if your partner was in Wales and you were also in Wales, you'd probably stick around to see them. Do you know what I mean? You'd probably go, should we, should we travel home together?

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  Yeah, to be fair.

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  Anyway, it's nice to see you. I've missed you.

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  Really nice to see you. And I was, he made phone us this morning and I didn't, I missed the call and I didn't phone him back for like three hours. And he was like, what have you been doing? And I was like, I've been talking to my wife.

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  Catching up.

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  Like.

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  Catching up. We are, how obsessed are we with Ghosts?

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  Ghosts is so good.

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  We started watching it with Robin and I'm obsessed. I am desperate to watch it. What, what are we on now? Series two?

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  We've just started series two.

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  Yeah.

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  It's amazing. It passed by completely. We must sound like total idiots here, but it was, oh my God, it's brilliant. It's so clever.

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  I think that's fine though, because there's so much on the telly.

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  Yeah.

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  And I can't, I think when it came out, Robin was little, I think it was just life, you know, when you're just kind of like, and we were deep in Marvel.

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  Hmm.

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  We went through, we went through a couple of years of it, I watched Marvel and then the spin-off series and all that shit. So we missed loads of stuff. And truth be told, it just didn't look like our bag, I don't think.

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  And I've, I, hands up, I judged it. I judged, I judged it by its cover. I looked at Ghosts and I thought, ah, it looks a little bit daft, I'll not buy.

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  It's brilliant.

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  It's so clever and it works. It's like Toy Story, the way it works on two levels. You've got the stuff for the kids to laugh at. And then you've got obviously the jokes that go where, Robin still has no idea why that one ghost is just in his underpants the whole time.

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  Oh my God, how the, like, so.

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  So clever.

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  Obviously, if you've seen it, you'll know that there is a politician.

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  He's a politician. He died in like a sex party, a sex act.

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  And we've had to tell Robin that he was on the toilet, like having a show. And he's like, why has he got his trousers off? And I'm like.

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  I died on the toilet.

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  Oh God.

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  Yeah. Because he didn't eat his vegetables because he got pushed too hard and he popped his bum out. Eat your vegetables, kids.

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  There you go.

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  And seen.

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  No, like he was blazed getting something off. It's just like, we can't even. So anyway, but Rafe was awake last night when we had it on and he was all right. Well, you.

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  What?

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  You. Because he was like, he was all these people and you were like, they're the ghosts. I was like, shut up.

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  No, because, no, that's good. Because they're like friendly. They're like.

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  But he just doesn't need to know. He doesn't need to know that they're ghosts. He just needs to just.

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  I want him to be involved in the narrative of the show, right?

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  Absolutely not. But then he fell asleep, so it was fine.

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  Hey. Well, well, speaking of that, it is time, guys, thank you for being here. Thank you for watching. Thank you for listening, like and rate and subscribe and all that crap. Thank you. I'm sick of saying it, but you know, just do it and I'll shut the fuck up about it. Now, listen, it is time for this week's lucrative, lucrative sponsor. And this week's sponsor, on the, on the style of what we've just been saying there, in the same sort of ballpark, this week's sponsor is Halloween decorations. They're starting to come up. I fucking hate them. They're tatty as shit. It's like living in a fucking B and M or a Home Bargains. Get them down. Everyone, including us, we're guilty as well. I know the kids love them. Kids love them and it's just a bit fun for the kids. Listen, there is not a fucking single redeeming feature about Halloween decorations. Not one.

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  Okay, well, I'm going to tell you something. No, actually, it's not even that exciting. I don't know why I teed it up like that. Listen, you're going to love this. No.

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  You listen and you listen good.

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  I'll tell you this for a pound.

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  I'll tell, yeah. No, so yesterday I let the kids, because we had the one from last year put in the loft. And by loft, I mean it's just a cupboard at the top of the stairs. It's totally accessible and it's fine.

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  It's an Eves cupboard.

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  It is an Eves. Robin's old enough now and I was like, if you want the decorations up, you are in charge. You and your brother can go and get them. I'm having nothing to do with it because I was making the tea or I was doing, I was washing, I was just pottering, right? I like to get my jobs done. Now the kids are old enough that I'm not constantly worried about them 24/7. I just love, I love pottering, right? And so I was like, right, you do it. So they did and they did a really good job, I think. But this is going to warm your cockles. So they finally got to the age, Robin has been there for a little while, but Rafe now being five. We drove around, it was dark, we drove around the other night because I picked Robin up from his friends. And we did a little drive around Shields and looking at all the Halloween decorations.

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  And they loved it. And honestly, you know, when you're like, I don't know, it was just a really nice, it was really nice moment. And I just thought, I remember being a kid, not so much Halloween, because people didn't really do it for Halloween, but like Christmas and stuff like that.

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  Yeah.

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  Oh, that was a proper core memory. And you know what? It's free. We did half an hour around Shields and it was just like, oh, and they loved it. They were like, look, and Rafe was like, look at that spooky and, and it. So I'm sorry, but I'm, I'm all for it.

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  Just checking.

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  And you've got a big, you've got a massive web to put up that I got from the entertainer yesterday.

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  Fuck me.

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  For eight quid. I think it was on, I think everyone's got them up. It was like, it was only eight quid.

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  Just quickly checking in with the cockles. No, tepid, still tepid.

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  Not warmed.

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  Did not warm your cockles in the slightest. If anything, they've gone down a couple of degrees.

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  You're screwed.

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  I just, I'm not, I just, like, at least Christmas, this, okay, I'm biased towards Christmas. Christmas decorations, cosy, nostalgic. I just don't think, oh, you've, oh, is there some white rope from your front fence up to the gutter and there's a spider on it? Oh, oh, great, great, ooh, everyone, ooh.

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  I know, but.

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  I can't. I just, I'll, I'll never get on board. I'm a, I know, hands up, I'm a miserable prick and I know I'll never get on board with it. I just, I just can't.

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  What about the inflatable witch in the porter with her legs coming out? The cauldron, not like her.

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  Absolute, absolute, absolute waste of space.

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  So fucking loud.

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  It's so loud. Yeah, yeah. It's like there's a heater on. It's like there's a heater on in the front porch.

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  It's awful. Fucking white noise, the white noise machine.

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  They love it, man.

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  And that's part of being a parent and it, and it actually, the one good thing about people with Halloween decorations outside their house, it's basically a big sign that says, we will give you sweets when you're not here.

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  Yeah, when you come trick or treat.

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  Just only knocking on the ones with decorations, fucking leave the rest of them because they're just miserable twats like me. There we go. We've got the bottom of it. Okay, I give in. Fair enough. I'm a miserable twat. Sorry.

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  Whatever.

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  It's not spooky, it's tidy. Right, it's the last thing I'm saying.

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  Hello and welcome back to Shad Mardenoid. Bloody lovely, this is really nice.

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  It's nice chatting to you again.

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  I can't believe we still enjoy doing this.

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  I know, it's amazing, isn't it? It's really, really nice.

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  What the hell?

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  So obviously I've been away a lot and it's been lovely.

• 10:13Speaker 00

  Sounds like you've been in prison, that's what they say in Real Housewives.

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  You've been away.

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  Been away.

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  Do they really?

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  Oh yeah, just like...

• 10:18Speaker 01

  So how many of them?

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  Loads of them. No, hang on, there's been, no, three. Three. Sorry. That's quite a lot though.

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  Yeah, okay.

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  Three of them. Theresa.

• 10:30Speaker 01

  Oh sorry, the women?

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  Yes.

• 10:32Speaker 01

  Oh, I thought you meant the husbands?

• 10:33Speaker 00

  No, the women, there's been three.

• 10:35Speaker 01

  Three of the women from Housewives have been in prison for stretches.

• 10:40Speaker 00

  Yes.

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  What for?

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  So Theresa, her husband...

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  Sorry, Theresa.

• 10:45Speaker 00

  Theresa Giudice, New Jersey. Her husband made her just sign loads of stuff and it was tax avoidance.

• 10:53Speaker 01

  Great.

• 10:53Speaker 00

  So he did a year and she had the kids and then she did a year and he had the kids. And then he got deported to Italy, he's from Italy.

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  Jesus Christ.

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  So he's living in Italy. Yeah, so she did a year in prison.

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  Sorry, but you can do, you have the kids and I have the year.

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  Yeah.

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  I didn't know you could do...

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  I think when it's something...

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  Sounds like a rich person thing.

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  Possibly, but it's not in real jail, but I think it's like tax avoidance, so it's not like you're a real...

• 11:16Speaker 01

  What are the co- I always get mixed up with, it's a collar.

• 11:19Speaker 00

  Collar crime? Red collar, blue collar crime?

• 11:21Speaker 01

  I get mixed up between white and blue collar, I don't understand the difference.

• 11:24Speaker 00

  So she did that. Jen Shaw, she scammed old people and vulnerable people out of money.

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  Fuck her.

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  Yeah, awful. She's like, she's the one...

• 11:32Speaker 01

  And they let her back on the show?

• 11:34Speaker 00

  No, I don't think she'll ever be back on.

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  Good.

• 11:38Speaker 00

  And then Karen Hugh- Karen Huger, is that her name? She has just got out, she's on the news, she's back on the show, she was away for like two years. She had DUIs.

• 11:50Speaker 01

  Good God!

• 11:52Speaker 00

  And another one, they've had, there was like loads of mug shots and currently Wendy from Potomac, she's been investigated for a husband reported that they've been stolen and like loads of stuff was stolen from their house while they were on holiday.

• 12:04Speaker 01

  They've been burgled, you mean?

• 12:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, that they've been burgled, sorry. But actually there were loads of the stuff that have returned and it's like an insurance show, but on the current series, she's like blaming him.

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  Brilliant.

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  Yeah.

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  So, sorry, the DUI one...

• 12:17Speaker 00

  Oh Chris, it's so, I'm sorry, it's so good, yeah.

• 12:18Speaker 01

  Wow, that's really bad. That's like, just getting pissed and just driving around like an idiot.

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  Yeah.

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  Fuck.

• 12:23Speaker 00

  And they got the body cam, it all went viral, like the body cam is her of like, "Do you know who I am?" And all this shit. Oh, it's horrible. It's awful.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  Do you know what? The two things that I just think must just be the fucking pits when they come out.

• 12:37Speaker 01

  Obviously body cam footage when someone gets arrested now, they just release it and it's like, fuck you. And it's like, as well as everyone knowing you have committed the crime, the body, like fucking hell.

• 12:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 12:45Speaker 01

  If I ever get arrested for anything, I hope, yeah, I hope they don't have the body cam footage for fuck's sake. I hope he hasn't charged his camera if it's ever me. And also, what I find really fucking shitty, they've started now releasing videos of like, "Oh, did you know this actor auditioned for this role, this iconic role?"

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  And didn't get it.

• 13:03Speaker 01

  They didn't get it, but here's the tape, you go, "Is that alright?"

• 13:06Speaker 00

  Someone's making money from that.

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  Did you ask them? Is that okay? That you, it's like you're sending all the...

• 13:10Speaker 00

  Chris, we live in a world where if you earn a lot of money, nobody gives a fuck about your feelings, so get used to it. Listen.

• 13:17Speaker 01

  Oh no, one more thing as well that I've noticed recently.

• 13:19Speaker 00

  I need to tell you something else, no go on. No go.

• 13:21Speaker 01

  Well, I'm just gonna like, another thing I find...

• 13:23Speaker 00

  You're killing comedy, but that's fine.

• 13:24Speaker 01

  I'm not, no, no, this one's, this one's, hopefully this one's a little bit more lighthearted.

• 13:27Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 13:27Speaker 01

  I keep seeing things, and I don't, it's the stuff I follow, but I keep seeing things where it's like, someone who was a character, a smaller character in like, in a massive thing, like a Marvel thing or whatever. You see them in an interview and they're like, "Yeah, I think my, I think my character had more things to say and discuss, I think there's more to be explored there." And it's like, "Such and such is up for playing this character again." And you mean, you go, "Oh, you mean, you mean they want to do a massive fucking film again? You mean they want to pay millions of pounds to do a film?" They don't want to give the character justice, they want to do a fucking massive film again.

• 13:56Speaker 00

  Of course.

• 13:56Speaker 01

  It's wild. Yeah, anyway, go on, carry on.

• 13:58Speaker 00

  No, I just want to tell you very quickly about Real Housewives, so you've got to understand, when you're watching it, when you're invested in these people, characters, people like...

• 14:07Speaker 01

  I know people who love these, people I respect. Matt Ford, fucking obsessed. So I get it, I get that it's good, it's just not like up to...

• 14:14Speaker 00

  Can I just tell you though, they're not up to, nobody I know is up to date as much as me. And I don't get asked to be on nothing, I don't get asked to go on no fucking podcasts, fuck all.

• 14:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:25Speaker 00

  I know more about these Real Housewives than most people.

• 14:29Speaker 01

  Right.

• 14:29Speaker 00

  So...

• 14:30Speaker 01

  That's interesting.

• 14:31Speaker 00

  It really pisses me off.

• 14:31Speaker 01

  No, put it out there, put it out in the universe, put it out, go on.

• 14:34Speaker 00

  I do it, I do it in my brain all the time, like, I want to go to the events, anyway. Listen, when you're invested in these people's lives, okay, as much as I am, and then when you're watching it, and what happened was, the producers must have been creaming their pants. So they were all in their like sprinter van, ready to go on a trip, and then the FBI turn up and they're like, "Where's Jen Shaw?" And they're literally all just like, "What the fuck?"

• 14:58Speaker 01

  No.

• 14:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, nobody knew about it, but they'd been investigating her for years.

• 15:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:03Speaker 00

  And she went on a reality TV? This is how narcissistic these people are.

• 15:07Speaker 01

  Yep, yep.

• 15:08Speaker 00

  Like, most, loads of them, you know, their husbands are so fucking dodgy and they go on a reality show and you're like, "Why? Why are you doing it?"

• 15:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:18Speaker 00

  Madness.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  He's in waste management.

• 15:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's basically what it is. And the husband's just kind of like, "Oh, she does little programmes, little TV." It's like, you're gonna get caught.

• 15:28Speaker 01

  Wow. I was about to, do you know what it is? The cynic in us was about to say it's a setup, but I doubt you could phone the FBI and go, "Can you arrest her at this specific time when we're filming?"

• 15:38Speaker 00

  No, they just wanted to know, I think, I don't think it was for the cameras or anything like that, basically, she just hadn't turned up.

• 15:45Speaker 01

  Right.

• 15:46Speaker 00

  Should like...

• 15:47Speaker 01

  Should skip the...

• 15:48Speaker 00

  Should skip the thing, because she knew she'd been, she'd been tipped off.

• 15:50Speaker 01

  I don't know if these are real, and I'd love to see if they're, I'd love to know if they're real, because I don't think it's a thing that happens over here. On TV shows or sitcoms or movies and American ones where someone serves someone, they're like, "You've been served."

• 16:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's real.

• 16:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, but is it the way they do it though? They go like, "Oh hi, are you such and such?" And they go, "Yeah, that's me." And they go, "Alright, yeah, go." You've been served. And it's like a proper like, fuck you, like, oh, because they've got to physically give them it, haven't they, to say that, because they can't, because it's, because they go, they can't go, "I didn't get that summons." They have to literally give it, yeah.

• 16:21Speaker 00

  Maybe it's like a dickhead job?

• 16:22Speaker 01

  I'd love it. I'd love that. But that's the point I'm getting at, I would love that. "Hey, is your name, hey, is your name Rosie? Oh my God, oh my God, I love it. Are you Rosie? Yeah, you're definitely Rosie. You've been served." Fucking, and then just walk off like that.

• 16:37Speaker 00

  Babadu babadu babadu ba.

• 16:39Speaker 02

  From the studio that brought you WandaVision.

• 16:42Speaker 03

  I was an Avenger, but I'm not a hero anymore.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  The Vision returns for the final chapter of the groundbreaking trilogy. That family wasn't real.

• 16:53Speaker 04

  You sure about that?

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• 18:10Speaker 00

  Babadu babadu babadu ba.

• 18:12Speaker 01

  So weird thing happened to me the other day. I got on me, uh, I got on a flight to go down to Bristol. Um, and I'm just looking at me notes here. So I've got the exact thing right here. Yes. Okay. So I was in seat three D. My boarding pass said three D, meaning aisle seat. As you walk down the plane, aisle seat on the left. And then I looked in my row three and there was someone on the window seat. Middle seat was empty and there was someone in my seat three D. And I looked at the guy and I went, oh mate, uh, that's my seat three D. You're in my seat. And he went, oh, no problem. And he stood up and I'm expecting him to shuffle into the middle bit. Cause he obviously just didn't want to sit in the middle one. And he stood up as if to let me in and I went, oh, no, no.

• 18:54Speaker 00

  It's not fucking bus.

• 18:55Speaker 01

  Yeah. I went, no, no. I went, I'm the aisle, I'm the aisle seat. He went, yeah, yeah, fine. And I went, well, you're not, I was like, well, you're not going in the middle. Was he? He went, oh no, I'm, I'm seven E. And he just fucking walked down to his seat and sat in seven. And I was like, what the fuck was that? Like what? He just wanted to sit four rows up for no reason at all.

• 19:18Speaker 00

  You can't do that on a plane.

• 19:19Speaker 01

  Well, I was, I looked at Carl, Carl was like, what the fuck? I was like, what the fuck was that? And he just walked off and he just sat down in the seat and he knew it was his seat. And I sat down.

• 19:28Speaker 00

  What?

• 19:28Speaker 01

  In the seat he'd been sitting in, it was fucking boiling off his arse. And I was devastated. I just sat in a hot, like a swampy, hot seat.

• 19:40Speaker 00

  Okay. But that's by the, what, what's wrong with people, man?

• 19:42Speaker 01

  It was really weird. It was, and everyone was just looking.

• 19:46Speaker 00

  Fucking odd.

• 19:47Speaker 01

  So odd. But yeah, fine. It's not my seat. Bye. And I was like, well, fucking.

• 19:51Speaker 00

  Why would you do that?

• 19:53Speaker 01

  But it's not like it was the extra leg room or it was the fucking right at the front or the one above the wing or as a window. He just had randomly sat four seats, four aisles up for no reason. Oh yeah, fine. Mine's down there. Bye. What you, just want to fucking heat me seat up, you pervert. Like what the fuck was that?

• 20:10Speaker 00

  That's don't, uh, cause I'll hate, I hate him. Don't even know him. How ridiculous.

• 20:14Speaker 01

  So weird.

• 20:15Speaker 00

  Um, I'll tell you a lovely story about my flight. You know, when you think, no, it's lovely.

• 20:19Speaker 01

  Right.

• 20:20Speaker 00

  Do you know it? Like humanity restored.

• 20:22Speaker 01

  Good. Right. I'll have that. Yeah.

• 20:23Speaker 00

  So I was on my little easy jet flight, which oh my gosh, one of the cabin crew gave, wrote us like this note. It was really lovely. And you know, in this modern day where.

• 20:31Speaker 01

  Say a toilet's now five minutes, man, you.

• 20:33Speaker 00

  No, sadly not, but you know, fair enough. No, she wrote this lovely letter saying like she watched Taskmaster and, uh, she listens to the podcast and all this. And she just kind of handed it and I read it and then I tapped it and I went, thank you so much. Like no photo, no like how, no chat, no nothing. It was just really, I was like, class act.

• 20:51Speaker 01

  That is classy. That is classy.

• 20:52Speaker 00

  On the flight, there was a little puppy who, who was busy doing their guide dog training. And then the captain told everyone, said, we've got a very special guest on board, bloody blah. This is, I can't remember what the dog was called and everyone applauded. Everyone did like a little clap for the little guide dog. And you know, when you go, oh, there is nice people in the world.

• 21:15Speaker 01

  Oh, that's canny. Oh.

• 21:17Speaker 00

  It was really sweet and I, I warmed me heart. And I thought, you know what?

• 21:21Speaker 01

  Cock, cockle check in. Cockles.

• 21:23Speaker 00

  Gorgeous.

• 21:24Speaker 01

  Cockles, medium, medium hot.

• 21:26Speaker 00

  Very sweet. And you know what I'm really sad about? When I walked past, I forgot to have a look.

• 21:30Speaker 01

  With the dog?

• 21:31Speaker 00

  I forgot to look. I totally forgot. No, I totally forgot the dog existed. I walked past, didn't look and then I got down and I was like, oh, I didn't even see the fucking dog. I don't even know what the dog looks like.

• 21:43Speaker 01

  Oh, it'll be a Labrador Retriever.

• 21:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, it'll be a certain kind of dog, but I thought I'd. Anyway.

• 21:49Speaker 01

  That's dead nice. That's, you know what it is? Well done. You haven't killed comedy. You've actually done a little, happy little story. Well done you.

• 21:54Speaker 00

  Do you want another horri, do you want a horrible story? Or do you want a nice story?

• 21:57Speaker 01

  Oh, you're gonna do both?

• 21:58Speaker 00

  I can do both.

• 21:59Speaker 01

  Uh, let's go horrible and then you can bring the nice one back in to lift the spirits again.

• 22:03Speaker 00

  Okay. So.

• 22:04Speaker 01

  We're doing a hor, we're doing a horrible story sandwich.

• 22:06Speaker 00

  Yeah. I heard a story while I was at work. You know what? When you're chatting and it gets a bit minging. And you know what we do and people, I think they know that we got the podcast and whatever. There's been a lot of times when I'm like, can I use that on the podcast?

• 22:18Speaker 01

  Oh, I'll see the call every five minutes.

• 22:20Speaker 00

  So somebody was telling us a story about someone they know. Um, and I was like, is this a true story? And they were like, it's absolutely 100% true. And I was just like, Jesus Christ. Um, it's like when they were a lot younger.

• 22:32Speaker 01

  Right.

• 22:33Speaker 00

  They met a lad.

• 22:34Speaker 01

  Right. This is a lady met a lad or a boy?

• 22:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, lady met a lad. They had some fried chicken.

• 22:39Speaker 01

  Great.

• 22:39Speaker 00

  Um, she was on her period. So they couldn't have vaginal sex. Um, so they decided to have anal sex. Absolutely fine. Consentual, totally consensual. They didn't have any lube.

• 22:51Speaker 01

  No, no, no, don't you dare. Don't you dare. No.

• 22:57Speaker 00

  So they used the grease from the chicken skin.

• 23:06Speaker 00

  Is, is it a butt lube?

• 23:09Speaker 01

  That, that, that's the worst.

• 23:18Speaker 00

  Still, do you know what? Do you know what's wrong with, all right, that makes you feel faint. Do you know what's wrong with me? I could eat, I could eat a bucket full of chicken right now.

• 23:25Speaker 01

  Just stop talking about it.

• 23:26Speaker 00

  Just stop talking about it. Anal sex involved or not, I just, the thought of the chicken. So I haven't had a KFC. I haven't had a KFC for years. Right, KFC, I don't care. It was KFC. I haven't had a KFC.

• 23:43Speaker 01

  Fucking ill.

• 23:45Speaker 00

  I haven't had one for years and I would die if I wanted. If you put one, literally you could tell us that story and I'd go, oh, that's a bit gross. Put it in front of us, I'd go, oh, and what?

• 23:55Speaker 01

  It's almost like you're coming down on the wrong side of the story. I bet you they told you that.

• 23:59Speaker 00

  Each to their own though.

• 23:59Speaker 01

  Told you that. And then for the rest of the day, you'll have just thought about fried chicken, wouldn't you?

• 24:02Speaker 00

  I did. Each to their own, hey? Whatever. It's better than, is it better than spit? I don't know.

• 24:08Speaker 01

  Fucking hell.

• 24:08Speaker 00

  Is it? The grease of the chicken?

• 24:11Speaker 01

  Feel like it would be a bit salty. I feel like it would be a bit stinky. Just, oh.

• 24:16Speaker 00

  Some people love food sex.

• 24:18Speaker 01

  That, well, they're awful.

• 24:19Speaker 00

  Sloshers or slosh, what are they called?

• 24:20Speaker 01

  Awful. They're called, they're called the future inmates of the prison of Chris Ramsey when I take over the world. Cause there'll be, there'll not be many people walking the streets. I'll tell you that.

• 24:29Speaker 00

  Okay. People who involve, there is genuinely a, a whole kink of food sex. That is something I could get into. Oh, come on. No. Lower me onto a cake.

• 24:42Speaker 00

  Come on. Yes, please. What?

• 24:46Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 24:47Speaker 00

  No, come on. Eat some, eat some buttons off a dick. Absolutely.

• 24:54Speaker 01

  I want the guy with the dick getting out of that. He's just a fucking plate. Like what's going on?

• 24:59Speaker 00

  He loves it, apparently.

• 25:00Speaker 01

  He loves it. I don't, I'll be honest with you. I think this shows how naive we are, stuff like this. Cause the only thing you can think of is being lowered on a cake or eating some milky buttons on a dick. I don't, I don't think we're creatively filthy enough for these people.

• 25:14Speaker 00

  Okay. What do you mean? What are you thinking? Like honey and that?

• 25:18Speaker 01

  Oh, it's like.

• 25:19Speaker 00

  Chop, melt the chocolate.

• 25:20Speaker 01

  Not tell her out of people's bums and that. That's horrible, man. Yeah, exactly. No, no, no.

• 25:24Speaker 00

  No, but yeah, hey, listen.

• 25:25Speaker 01

  Do you know what it is, right, Rosie? I'm gonna, I think, I think I've worked you out here. How about, right? We'll just cut to the middle, man. I'll just get you packing the buttons.

• 25:32Speaker 00

  That would be lovely. Oh God, if I don't have to suck a dick. Oh, do anything to get out of that.

• 25:36Speaker 01

  They've been in the fridge as well. Cause they've been good. Well done.

• 25:42Speaker 00

  So because we are restrained, I don't have a beef.

• 25:46Speaker 01

  I don't have a beef.

• 25:47Speaker 00

  I've been around you enough.

• 25:48Speaker 01

  I don't, I literally, and I, and last week I forced a beef and you got very upset.

• 25:52Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:52Speaker 01

  So do you know what? I'm not going to force a beef. Um, I think we've been working, uh, our work, life balance has been amazing. I want to give you.

• 25:59Speaker 00

  If I had to say some, one thing.

• 26:00Speaker 01

  What the fuck's happening?

• 26:02Speaker 00

  If I had to just say one little thing, you keep talking about how good you are at golf.

• 26:08Speaker 01

  No.

• 26:08Speaker 00

  And I don't, and also I don't really like Tua Chris.

• 26:10Speaker 01

  How much better I'm getting at golf.

• 26:12Speaker 00

  Okay. I don't really like Tua Chris. He's very arrogant. He's just a bit of a show off. And he just talks about how good he is getting at golf and I, and I, it really pisses off. But I, I don't think we should bother.

• 26:24Speaker 01

  Absolutely fucking unbelievable. I didn't even do the, what's your beef thing?

• 26:30Speaker 00

  Okay. You said you've got something to say.

• 26:33Speaker 01

  No, it was gonna be really nice. I was gonna say, I want to commend you on how amazing you've been. When I'm away with the kids, you're not giving us any shit, seeing that they're being nightmares, bringing us up and saying it's awful.

• 26:42Speaker 00

  Don't do that.

• 26:43Speaker 01

  Well, cause they're a lot easier now. They're older. And then when you're away, I've got them. I think we've got a good balance going on. And then the other day.

• 26:48Speaker 00

  Oh, when I'm away though, when I'm on set, busy filming a TV show, I definitely get texts saying what uniform are they wearing? So that's fun.

• 26:57Speaker 01

  Which you don't reply, which you didn't reply to until I already had them at school. So that was fine.

• 27:00Speaker 00

  So it's, it's as if, it's as if you can cope without us. And it's as if.

• 27:04Speaker 01

  I don't like to.

• 27:05Speaker 00

  You should have, what? Write it down. I do have beefs.

• 27:08Speaker 01

  So you've got two beefs?

• 27:08Speaker 00

  I've got two beefs. Why don't you know, why don't you know what days the uniforms are? Why don't you know? Like what? Like write it down.

• 27:18Speaker 00

  Write it down.

• 27:19Speaker 01

  No, I don't think I will. Okay, I will. I'll try.

• 27:23Speaker 00

  You are fucking so nice. Like it was mad. It was so, it was actually really funny though. Cause obviously, um, there was a few women who were on the team and I got a text and I was like, you're not gonna believe this. And I was just like, and, and, and oh my gosh, Claire, I don't actually know what her title is on the show. I'm so sorry. I think she's like producer, executive. I'm not sure. I'm so sorry. I should, I'll have a look and find out and let you know next week. And she told me that she had to, um, FaceTime her daughter. She was FaceTiming her daughter. And she then had to, the dad hadn't woke up to take the kids to school.

• 27:58Speaker 01

  No way.

• 27:59Speaker 00

  So she then had to like call the dad to wake him up.

• 28:02Speaker 01

  Right. But I, I'm a lot better than that. Yeah. I'm a lot better than that. I'm on it. I just, you know.

• 28:07Speaker 00

  That was funny.

• 28:08Speaker 01

  I knew, in all honesty, I knew what days they had, what uniform, but Robin, he freaked us out. He went, no, it's not. It's this.

• 28:14Speaker 00

  Tell me off the top of your head.

• 28:15Speaker 01

  Oh, Monday, both normal. Tuesday, both normal. Wednesday, Rob and P E, Rafe normal. Thursday, both P E. Friday, norm, both normal.

• 28:28Speaker 00

  No, Rafe's got P E on a Friday as well. He's got two days a week. Congrats, congrats.

• 28:33Speaker 01

  Okay. That's a lot better, wasn't it?

• 28:35Speaker 00

  That's good.

• 28:36Speaker 01

  Ah, well, there we go. Well, all, yeah. All I was gonna say is, yeah. And then the other day I was on my way back. When I said I was flying back and you were like, what do you want for tea? And you made, I had homemade lasagna when I got back with some broccoli. It was fantastic. So I just wanted to say thank you.

• 28:46Speaker 00

  Oh, you're so welcome. You're so welcome. And genuinely, not directly, I really appreciate that you appreciate me.

• 28:52Speaker 01

  There we go.

• 28:53Speaker 00

  So thank you. And I appreciate you as well. Um, some, one little upsetting thing though.

• 28:57Speaker 01

  Great.

• 28:58Speaker 00

  Have you just gone off a Sunday roast?

• 29:00Speaker 01

  Uh, yes.

• 29:02Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 29:02Speaker 01

  Uh, not worth the carnage afterwards.

• 29:05Speaker 00

  Oh, is that right?

• 29:06Speaker 01

  Not worth.

• 29:08Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 29:09Speaker 01

  There's, there's loads of trays, loads of stuff.

• 29:11Speaker 00

  Lots of components of it, that's why.

• 29:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, loads of components, carnage.

• 29:15Speaker 00

  Is that why you like lasagna so much? Cause it's just one?

• 29:17Speaker 01

  One pot and I get rid of it and it's done. Yeah. There's no.

• 29:20Speaker 00

  I know there's a few. There's a bechamel.

• 29:22Speaker 01

  In a lube distribution, skins lying around. It's all good.

• 29:26Speaker 00

  There's a bechamel sauce pan. There's the lasagna pan.

• 29:29Speaker 01

  Took us two minutes to tie the door.

• 29:30Speaker 00

  Bolognese pan. Then there's the lasagna pot. Okay, fair enough.

• 29:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:33Speaker 00

  You're welcome. I make a banging lasagna.

• 29:35Speaker 01

  It's the best lasagna I've ever had in my life. It's amazing. So I've got another Carl story for you.

• 29:44Speaker 00

  Come on then.

• 29:45Speaker 01

  It's incredible that me and Carl Atkinson have been very, very close friends for so long now. We've gone to comedy together. We've spent hours, hundreds, thousands of hours in cars together, just sit and talk. And still, we're just still talking and we're still coming up with stuff that I've never heard.

• 30:01Speaker 00

  It's a really lovely friendship and I'm so glad that you've got him in your life. And I think it's, I think it's really, really good. And I think it's good for men to have friendship.

• 30:10Speaker 01

  We're very close. We talk to each other, you know, we're very, you know, tell each other we love each other and that. We're proper like, you know, I love you mate, love you too. Like we're really, really close. It's lush, right?

• 30:17Speaker 00

  You've got that with a few of your mates. You're very lucky.

• 30:19Speaker 01

  But now and then he will come out with a story and I think, how do I not know this? And I've known you for so long. So he told us on the day and I said straight, I was like, can I tell Rosie that on the podcast? And he was like, yeah. So when he was younger, he went to Bolden Asda with his mum. So Bolden Asda, for a long time, it was the biggest supermarket around here, wasn't it? Bolden Asda was like the thing.

• 30:41Speaker 00

  I think it was the biggest supermarket in Europe for a while.

• 30:47Speaker 01

  I think that's absolute bollocks, but.

• 30:48Speaker 00

  No, when, I'm sure when Asda merged with Walmart.

• 30:54Speaker 00

  Okay, maybe I'm wrong.

• 30:55Speaker 01

  I think you're thinking of the metro centre used to be the biggest shop centre in Europe.

• 30:58Speaker 00

  I'm not. I'm thinking of that Asda. But listen, I could be wrong. Anyway, it was the one, it was too far away from our house when we didn't have a car.

• 31:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was the posh, it was the posh one that I never went to.

• 31:07Speaker 00

  My friends who used to go to Bolden Asda, I was just like, oh my God, what is this place?

• 31:10Speaker 01

  It was like the Bean to Vegas.

• 31:12Speaker 00

  Yeah. Why was that? It's insane. It's just Asda.

• 31:17Speaker 01

  You go to Bolden Asda. Oh my God.

• 31:20Speaker 00

  And you buy, you buy multi bags.

• 31:25Speaker 01

  Well, our, when we were doing the warm up our arena tour, our tour manager went to Shields Asda and asked for a product. I don't say what the product is, but it was maybe a little bit of a posher product. And the Shields Asda guy went, oh, not in here. You'll get them at Bolden Asda. Fucking hell. Anyway.

• 31:45Speaker 00

  I'm sorry, I'm now just living in the past of how much I was desperate to go to Bolden Asda.

• 31:50Speaker 01

  When you were a kid, yeah.

• 31:51Speaker 00

  I was just, I think we used to get with Christmas shopping there. It was like a full trolley. Sometimes true.

• 31:58Speaker 01

  Fantastic.

• 31:59Speaker 00

  Oh God, special times.

• 32:01Speaker 01

  Cause like nine, and he goes there with his mum, right? And there used to be the toilets right at the front, right? And he goes into the toilets and he goes into the cubicle and he sits down and he starts having a poo, right? Now, this is in the days, this is, cause now you go into a toilet and it's got the automatic lights. So the lights are just already on. This is in the days when there was a light switch on the wall. He heard some teenagers, some older kids come in, mess around in the toilet, realised someone was in the cubicle, little bit of whispering. And then they turned off the light and they ran out. Now, this is an internal room, no lights, no, none of your sort of things you've got now where there's just a, like a little bit, just be a safety light on.

• 32:42Speaker 01

  Absolute pitch darkness, like full on, hands over your eyes, couldn't see a thing. And he was too scared. He was too scared to come out of the cubicle and turn the light back on. So he attempted to, he attempted to wipe his arse in the pitch darkness, couldn't see a thing. And he like did it. And then he pulled his pants up and then he ran out and he ran out into that thing of Asda. And his mum was standing there and she just went, calm. And he just had his own shit all down his arm.

• 33:20Speaker 01

  All down his arm, like all, like a fucking stripe of it, just all down his junk. Just like, what the hell? So he goes, he went in, they turned the lights off, he got scared and then he went out and he got bollocked.

• 33:35Speaker 00

  How, how have you never heard that?

• 33:37Speaker 01

  He keeps coming out with them. I don't know what it is. It's just now and then he just goes to never tell about this and I go, no. And he just brings it. It's fucking great, man.

• 33:45Speaker 00

  That's insane.

• 33:46Speaker 01

  So funny. Poor little bugger, man.

• 33:48Speaker 00

  Oh, that's funny. That's funny. Oh, poor kid, man.

• 33:52Speaker 01

  Can you imagine? Can you imagine trying to wipe your arse in complete darkness?

• 33:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 33:58Speaker 01

  As a child.

• 33:59Speaker 00

  Well, I think loads of stuff like that used to happen to me as a kid. Not, not the same, but just, yeah, like just loads of stuff like that used to happen. Aye, I do. I totally do. Like, I've told you and I'm sure I've told all of yous, but one of the best days of my life. At B and Q, was it B and Q? It's, it's Home Bargains now. What, what did Home Bargains used to be in Shields next to the police station? What was that back in the day?

• 34:24Speaker 01

  God, I don't know. It was, it was B and Q, it was B and Q, 100% B and Q.

• 34:28Speaker 00

  It was a massive B and Q. My Kev got, went missing for ages, right? Don't know where the fuck he went. I had to put the tannoy out and that. And I went, and do you know now, I'm like, I don't even know, I was on the postman pack ride for ages. It just, I think it was broke or somebody kept putting money in. I don't know. Was that nearly stolen? I honestly don't know, but it was one of the best days ever.

• 34:53Speaker 01

  Why was it the best day ever? Cause Kev went missing and you got to steal it?

• 34:56Speaker 00

  Cause I just got to go on this ride loads and like my mum and dad were no, they were looking for Kev.

• 35:00Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 35:01Speaker 00

  Don't know where Kate was. Who was putting money in this ride? This is gonna haunt me forever.

• 35:06Speaker 01

  You've got, what the thing you've just worked out is gonna haunt you forever?

• 35:09Speaker 00

  No, I think about it. I've sometimes think about it all the time.

• 35:12Speaker 01

  I sometimes think about it all the time. 60% of the time it works every time.

• 35:16Speaker 00

  Because I think it was broke or the one, or maybe someone who worked there would just rigged it so I could stay on it.

• 35:20Speaker 01

  Can you remember there was a, there was some kind of home improvement B and Q DIY store called Dickinson's or something like that? And it had a soft play at the beginning and you could just go in, drop your kid at the soft play and then go and do the shopping?

• 35:34Speaker 00

  No, I don't remember that at all.

• 35:36Speaker 01

  Do they still exist?

• 35:38Speaker 00

  You can't Ikea. Our kids would never go, do you remember?

• 35:40Speaker 01

  Yeah. Oh, of course you can, the big Ikea and think, oh, well, fucking hell.

• 35:44Speaker 00

  No, I don't where's that?

• 35:45Speaker 01

  Of course, years ago, I can't remember.

• 35:47Speaker 00

  I've never heard of it. Never ever heard of it. And you don't have a sibling to ring. Oh, sucks to be you.

• 35:56Speaker 00

  You've got no one to correlate your memories.

• 35:58Speaker 01

  Fucking hell.

• 36:05Speaker 01

  It's time for questions from the public.

• 36:10Speaker 01

  Awful. As always, if you'd like to get in touch, it's [email protected] or to send a voice note, which we have an abundance of this week. Thank you very much. It's 07874 406650. Massive thank you to the person who has crafted us, I haven't got it yet, it's getting sent up by our management company. Someone's literally crafted us a plaque with the number on.

• 36:34Speaker 00

  It's as if you should just wait till they get here. Crazy.

• 36:37Speaker 01

  I should. Maybe I wanna thank them twice. Maybe I wanna thank them now, a preemptive thank you and then a thank you when I physically got the thing. So, you know, oh, sorry, I'm not allowed to thank people anymore. We're cancelling that as well. Aye, go on. Your voice note, you bastard.

• 36:51Speaker 00

  Have you got a good memory?

• 36:52Speaker 01

  No. Why?

• 36:54Speaker 00

  Just tonight when I go to bed, can you tell us to switch the plug on? Cause I've tried to charge my phone three nights in a row and it's not even plugged in.

• 37:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, I've been doing that. I do that a lot in hotels. It's a well upsetting.

• 37:07Speaker 00

  And I'm like, why have I got 30%? Cause it just wasn't on. Or I think and I'm charging it all night and I haven't even, it's not.

• 37:16Speaker 01

  That voice note literally just said to you there, get on with it.

• 37:19Speaker 00

  Keep the cycle. Right.

• 37:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:24Speaker 05

  Hi Chris and Rosie. I just wanted to put in my two pence about the Italian lakes. I'm currently in Como right now and it's a Sunday in October. It's absolutely rammed. The train here from Milan packed in like sardines. People were screaming. It smelled funny. It was really uncomfortable. We had to stand for the whole trip. And then we've just been walking along the lake front. Can't find anywhere to eat, can't get an aperol. I wanted to be tipsy by midday and all we've done is queue, walk around, try to find somewhere to sit, can't find anywhere. I think Lake Garda was a good choice. So I think, I think it's fine. Como is a bit, bit too busy for my liking. Love you both. Bye.

• 38:05Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 38:07Speaker 00

  Well, well, well.

• 38:08Speaker 01

  Well, well, well.

• 38:09Speaker 00

  Turneth for the books of the books of turn.

• 38:12Speaker 01

  Can we just go back please and concentrate very briefly on the train was rammed, people were screaming.

• 38:19Speaker 00

  That's a bit dramatic.

• 38:22Speaker 01

  What the fuck was that?

• 38:23Speaker 00

  Would you take her opinion seriously?

• 38:25Speaker 01

  People were screaming.

• 38:28Speaker 01

  Do you know what it reminds us of? Have we talked about this on here? When you guys on holiday, when you were younger, you had to be transferred from the hotel yous were in to another hotel, your mum's description of that hotel. I've never forgotten. So here's, here's my transfer from the hotel. Which, can I be honest with you? The hotel you guys were in, I can't imagine it being that nice anyway.

• 38:50Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was rotten. Like, no.

• 38:52Speaker 01

  Why was, why was taken to another one? Was it something to do with you?

• 38:54Speaker 00

  I think it was the flight or the transfer or something. So I had to stay an extra night or something.

• 38:59Speaker 01

  And they put you in some like rough hotel.

• 39:01Speaker 00

  Well, it wasn't because it was all inclusive.

• 39:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:03Speaker 00

  So. I'd never experienced all inclusive life before.

• 39:07Speaker 01

  Sad as, explain that. I've had her tell us the story so many times. Cause she was just like, oh, oh, this hotel they put with. Oh God, it was rammed. There was this, there was that. A list of things, but the bit that always sticks out was where she goes, people were.

• 39:23Speaker 01

  So it's just going, oh, it was rammed. It was filthy. There wasn't enough sunbeds. That pool was this, it was that. The people were vomiting everywhere.

• 39:35Speaker 00

  Why did you just do the one kid vomit?

• 39:37Speaker 01

  I think one person, one person, I don't even think, I think one person may have coughed. And she's like, it's this, people are like a fucking, she's describing it like a military hospital. You know, like in a, in a, in like Saving Private Ryan or like Band of Brothers and they go to the military hospital. It's like, ah, it's that.

• 39:56Speaker 00

  So this is the thing, right? You don't know my mum. Um, you only know my mum post-menopause.

• 40:03Speaker 01

  Right, okay.

• 40:03Speaker 00

  Pre-menopause.

• 40:05Speaker 01

  Right. Really?

• 40:08Speaker 01

  Really?

• 40:08Speaker 00

  I laugh about it now, but no, like, she didn't smile. She was not happy. Like, you know, from your memories.

• 40:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:16Speaker 00

  And the menopause did my mum bad. Like, she really struggled, like, a bit like me, like, you know.

• 40:21Speaker 01

  Oh, you're gonna, it's gonna be all right enough.

• 40:22Speaker 00

  The hormones and all that kind of stuff. Like, she really struggled. Bless her. So now you know my mum and she's just like a ray of sunshine. But back then, yeah, she didn't, she didn't enjoy, we didn't stay at hotels. She hated anyone who spoke to her.

• 40:35Speaker 01

  People were vomiting everywhere.

• 40:37Speaker 00

  But I think as well, you know, I think me dad, me dad talked to everyone and me mum would be like, stop, talk, if you've talked to another person.

• 40:45Speaker 01

  He loves it, doesn't he?

• 40:50Speaker 01

  The train from Milan was so rammed, we were patting like sardines, people were screaming. But just like, I just, all I can imagine is just like, you're all in like, you're holding the bit above like, ah, like the whole way. Someone's just screaming for no reason.

• 41:06Speaker 00

  You know the story of my Kate when me dad went on a cruise, don't you?

• 41:09Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:10Speaker 00

  And they just argued and had five and four all the time. And Kate told me dad to shut up. Like, me dad's really affected that Kate told him to shut up.

• 41:20Speaker 00

  And apparently, they met this man at the bar, she had to apologise and from the next day, because me dad met this man. And they ended up talking about where he's from. And he said he was a fan of us. And me dad's like, well, you're not gonna believe this.

• 41:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:31Speaker 00

  Like, I'm my dad type thing. And then my Kate came down and apparently me dad went, oh, and this is, this is Rosie's sister. And Kate looked at the man and went, ah, and walked off.

• 41:43Speaker 01

  Oh, thinking that your dad had initiated it, but the guy had initiated it.

• 41:48Speaker 00

  But Kate was just like, oh, and walked off. And then the next day she had to like apologise to this man and go, I'm really sorry if I was rude. What the fuck?

• 41:58Speaker 01

  Great.

• 41:59Speaker 00

  Oh, so funny. I just, I just love the fact that they're just bored.

• 42:03Speaker 01

  They're like a little married couple, weren't they?

• 42:05Speaker 00

  Funny man, funny, funny, funny.

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• 44:36Speaker 00

  Right, what do you want? Story about leaving a five-star review? What is the worst of these two icks?

• 44:41Speaker 01

  I'll have them in order.

• 44:42Speaker 00

  You want them all?

• 44:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:43Speaker 00

  Ah.

• 44:44Speaker 01

  Let's go voice note heavy, let's do it.

• 44:45Speaker 00

  Okay, ready?

• 44:46Speaker 07

  Hi Chris and Rosie, it's Amy from East Yorkshire. I'm just listening to this week's podcast. And Rosie, you were saying that you were asked to leave a five-star review so the waitress got a fiver. One of my colleagues used to work for a nationwide company. And she was telling me that in order to pass your probation period at this company, the final step of the probation period was to rate them as a five-star employer. And if you didn't rate them as a five-star employer, you wouldn't pass your probation period.

• 45:15Speaker 01

  No way.

• 45:16Speaker 07

  Apparently they were not a five-star employer. Love the pod, bye.

• 45:22Speaker 01

  Can I just, again?

• 45:23Speaker 00

  Hmm, that's tricky though.

• 45:25Speaker 01

  The pregnant pauses in her final statement there was fantastic. Apparently they were not a five-star employer. You've got to rate them as a five-star employer. That's insane.

• 45:37Speaker 00

  And I don't, but actually, at the same time, just do it.

• 45:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:41Speaker 00

  Like, yeah, yeah.

• 45:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:44Speaker 00

  Lie.

• 45:45Speaker 01

  That's so bad though.

• 45:46Speaker 00

  Do you know what I mean though?

• 45:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, but that's so bad. Do you know what I mean?

• 45:51Speaker 00

  I'm not surprised though.

• 45:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, but it's like, I mean, it's one, you know, it's like Hunger Games shit. Do you know what I mean? Like, are you completely happy with this? Nope. Well, there's the fucking door. Like, what the hell?

• 46:00Speaker 00

  When I worked at Dorothy Perkins, I couldn't go into Dorothy Perkins every day and go, Topshop is so much better than this place. You've got to be, you've got to bleed Dorothy Perkins.

• 46:08Speaker 01

  I suppose, but they're saying go online and literally review them in, you know, in print, out there forever as a fact. So it goes, so they just get, all their employers are rating them as five-star and they might not be. So the four.

• 46:19Speaker 00

  Oh, I hadn't thought of that.

• 46:20Speaker 01

  It's fucking, that's North Korea.

• 46:22Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 46:23Speaker 01

  You have to rate them as a five-star employer to be employed.

• 46:28Speaker 00

  Well, I know, but sometimes, desperate times.

• 46:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know what you mean.

• 46:33Speaker 00

  Like, I've got a conscience now, I'm older and I don't lie. Now, I would actually just say like, well, actually, this is shit and this is shit. But back when I was younger, yeah.

• 46:41Speaker 01

  Well, like, yeah, but what you've got comes with, you know, job security and being able to go, I don't actually need this, I can fucking leave. You're a one-star employer, but you know, they can't do that.

• 46:49Speaker 00

  You ready for the next one?

• 46:50Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 46:51Speaker 00

  That was very interesting. Thank you both. Thank you to everybody who sent these in, by the way, because I feel like we didn't appreciate the first lady of the Lake Como stuff.

• 46:58Speaker 01

  It was brilliant, yeah.

• 46:59Speaker 00

  Really appreciate it. Hope you got your arboral in the end because there's nothing more depressing than being on holiday and really wanting a drink and not finding any way to have said drink and for the drink to be disappointing.

• 47:09Speaker 01

  Rammed everywhere into the just cute and everything. That's what happens, man. Places get popular, just wait for it to die down. Annoyingly, we gave it a big shout out on here. Everyone's saying Como was better, so that's probably not helped.

• 47:19Speaker 00

  Instagram, I blame Instagram.

• 47:20Speaker 01

  Alright, okay.

• 47:21Speaker 00

  It's, it's because like on Instagram now, and I'm, I'm a victim of it. You're kind of looking, you go, oh, where could I go? Where's nice? And it's, people do loads of videos about everywhere that you've never really been and you go, I'll go there. And then they don't really want you there.

• 47:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:35Speaker 00

  Anyway, ready?

• 47:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:39Speaker 07

  Hi Chris and Rosie. I just drove into work listening to your podcast as usual. And I was listening to the episode where the woman gave a voice note about the man who was running with his hands in his pockets for the ick. And I kid you not, five minutes later on my drive, I see a man running, but he's got his hands on his hips.

• 48:02Speaker 07

  And it was equally as icky. And I thought, question for you guys. Is it more icky to have hands on the hips or hands in the pockets when running?

• 48:11Speaker 01

  It's really fucking dangerous.

• 48:12Speaker 00

  Hands on the hips. I think that's more icky. At least with the hands in the pockets, he could be like getting something out. That's so dangerous. Why do you run like that?

• 48:21Speaker 01

  It's really, really weird. Running with the hands in the pockets is mental, very dangerous. The hands on the hips is, yeah, that's just, was he stretching? He might have been, you just might have caught him just at a moment. He might have been stretching something. I'm doing it now and I'm like sort of stretching the foot and my chest and then me. Oh, it's funny though.

• 48:37Speaker 00

  Very strange.

• 48:44Speaker 01

  You don't have to finish it.

• 48:45Speaker 00

  Ask me what I want, what I want for my lunch. Ask me what I want, what I want for lunch.

• 48:51Speaker 01

  What do you want for lunch?

• 48:57Speaker 00

  Hi Chris and Rosie. Just a quick one. Listening to the episode where Rafe was called muscle strongs.

• 49:03Speaker 01

  Oh, that's a good one.

• 49:05Speaker 00

  Who have been. A few years ago, when my nephew Dylan was around three or four years old, he forgot the word for ankles. So instead he called them leg wrists.

• 49:15Speaker 01

  I love that.

• 49:16Speaker 00

  He's now thirteen and we usually bring it up about, about once a month.

• 49:20Speaker 01

  Clever kid. Leg wrists is really funny. That's really funny and really clever.

• 49:24Speaker 00

  Clever, eh? You might be a genius.

• 49:27Speaker 01

  You're leg wrists.

• 49:28Speaker 00

  Our Daniel, my nephew, just, why, why did he even do that? He'd just be like, a bag of shoes.

• 49:34Speaker 01

  A bag of shoes.

• 49:35Speaker 00

  A bag of shoes. Remember, why did he do that?

• 49:37Speaker 01

  They used to say that all the time, didn't they?

• 49:39Speaker 00

  And then we'd be like, a bag of shoes. So fucking weird. That was before social media was like really, really intruding our lives, wasn't it?

• 49:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:47Speaker 00

  So simple pleasures. A bag of shoes.

• 49:49Speaker 01

  Bag of shoes. Yeah.

• 49:52Speaker 00

  Hi, Rosie and Chris. I hope you both well.

• 49:54Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 49:54Speaker 00

  Just a very short story here. This morning I went to the hairdressers and noticed that the woman cutting my, the woman cutting my hair had a runny nose and had to stop multiple times to blow her nose. She said, I'm so sorry, I've got hair fever, to which I reply, that is perfectly okay if she had to take short breaks for that. I think she was sometimes touching her nose with her hands because at some point I noticed that while she was combing my hair, she also combed through, stop shaking your head, a long string of snot.

• 50:25Speaker 01

  No, fucking no.

• 50:27Speaker 00

  That then just stayed in my hair.

• 50:29Speaker 01

  Oh, God.

• 50:32Speaker 00

  And I pretended that I didn't notice, but I did. I just didn't know how I was supposed to react to that. What would you have done?

• 50:38Speaker 01

  Oh, God. I mean.

• 50:40Speaker 00

  I wouldn't have done anything. I like.

• 50:41Speaker 01

  I'd have said something.

• 50:42Speaker 00

  You would have said something, but I would have just.

• 50:43Speaker 01

  So if you just put, is that gel or have you just combed a fucking snot through me hair? You, you lunatic. Like, go, take a moment. But I'm sorry you've got hair fever. Awful. But this must be an old email because obviously I don't think you can get it at this moment in time because of the pollen.

• 50:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, this is a while ago.

• 51:01Speaker 01

  Like fucking hell. Oh, God. Like gel. Yeah, like gel.

• 51:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, like the.

• 51:07Speaker 01

  Oh, it's just fucking awful.

• 51:09Speaker 00

  I know.

• 51:09Speaker 01

  That's bad, isn't it?

• 51:11Speaker 00

  I would have been upset, but I wouldn't have said anything because like, there's loads of times I just never say anything and I just think.

• 51:20Speaker 01

  I know. Well, and there's loads of times I say something and I immediately regret it.

• 51:24Speaker 00

  I know. You're the one who says something.

• 51:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, I say something, I go, I've done that. And I have to turn it into a joke. And then I have to be overly nice to the person for the rest of the interaction. And I'm like, that was just exhausting. I should have just kept my fucking mouth shut. But I can't sometimes. Oh.

• 51:36Speaker 00

  Yeah. Um.

• 51:40Speaker 00

  This just makes us laugh. It's the end bit that made us laugh more than the actual thing.

• 51:44Speaker 01

  There's the snot one still.

• 51:45Speaker 00

  No.

• 51:45Speaker 01

  No.

• 51:46Speaker 00

  Dear Rosie and Chris, I've been listening since day one and still loving every episode. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you.

• 51:52Speaker 01

  We appreciate that so much. Swear.

• 51:54Speaker 00

  Unreal, isn't it?

• 51:54Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 51:55Speaker 00

  I thought I'd tell you about an ick that presented itself the other day. There's an attractive bloke at work that ticks all the boxes for my visually pleasing criteria.

• 52:04Speaker 01

  Got you.

• 52:05Speaker 00

  That's good. He's also a nice guy, so that's a bonus.

• 52:07Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 52:08Speaker 00

  All pretty good so far.

• 52:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:10Speaker 00

  Yeah. However, a colleague told me the other day that they were on a walk on break and he started doing parkour.

• 52:24Speaker 00

  Parkour.

• 52:30Speaker 01

  Because like the best, because, because in his head, it's the most impressive thing he can do. Like, I'm good looking, I'm a nice guy. And you'll never believe it, ladies. I can also fucking parkour the shit out of this.

• 52:43Speaker 00

  We are in our thirties. He is almost forty. So when he was doing his moves, he was grunting and panting, saying he'd hurt his knees and back. Double it. This is what made us laugh.

• 52:59Speaker 01

  He's suffering, he's suffering for his heart, just like, oh, God, me back, parkour, oh, me knee, oh, parkour, oh, God.

• 53:09Speaker 00

  No, Chris, this is the bit that got me.

• 53:11Speaker 01

  Putting deep heat on after fucking, after his lunch and that.

• 53:14Speaker 00

  You ready? This is the listener from day one.

• 53:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:16Speaker 00

  Okay, Chris, were you ever into parkour as a teen?

• 53:22Speaker 00

  It's got your name. Parkour, it's got your name written all over it.

• 53:26Speaker 01

  Do you know what? Thankfully it passed us by.

• 53:28Speaker 00

  Thank God for that.

• 53:29Speaker 01

  The first time I was made aware of parkour was around about, I think it was a documentary I saw on the telly about it, literally years ago. And just after that, it was Casino Royale. At the beginning of Casino Royale was the first mainstream thing I saw of it where James Bond's chasing the guy and he's chasing him all over that building site and the guy's doing all the parkour. And interesting, I was talking to Carl about this the other day, just, you know how you do film and media?

• 53:57Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 53:57Speaker 01

  So that first, obviously Casino Royale was Daniel Craig's first James Bond film. And I remember the people are like, and obviously they're busy trying, they're going to announce the new Bond soon.

• 54:06Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 54:06Speaker 01

  I'm a big James Bond fan.

• 54:08Speaker 00

  Who was he better? I know we've talked about it before.

• 54:11Speaker 01

  They reckon it's going to be possibly the guy who plays River Cartwright from Slow Horses. Love him. Be interesting to see what they did. He's a little, he's a little bit Daniel Craigy, I think, but I think he could, he's obviously a fantastic actor.

• 54:21Speaker 00

  Do you think so? Do you think Idris is a bit, what is that?

• 54:24Speaker 01

  I think Idris is, no, Idris is actually, from what I've heard, Idris Elba's, no, he stepped back and he's went, look, I'm too old. I can't do that.

• 54:30Speaker 00

  I think he might be a bit, I think if it had been like 10 years ago.

• 54:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, it is what it is, isn't it? Yeah.

• 54:37Speaker 00

  Oh, sensational.

• 54:38Speaker 01

  You didn't see him in The Wire. When he was in The Wire, when he was literally at his, I mean, he's always, he's still lush, but he was like the luscious, at his peak lushness, straight after The Wire, if he'd went straight and unbelievable. Anyway, they're talking about Henry Cavill as well, but I think Henry Cavill is busy with Warhammer.

• 54:56Speaker 00

  I think he's too, too good looking almost. Too, I don't know. I don't know.

• 55:03Speaker 01

  I think they'll go left field. I think it'll be somewhere you go, really? But.

• 55:06Speaker 00

  Then they might really impress you.

• 55:07Speaker 01

  The thing with Daniel Craig though, it's interesting, if you watch that first, that's the first scene where he's chasing that parkour guy. There's a bit where the guy runs and he jumps up and he swings through like a tiny like vent shaft shaped hole in a plaster wall. And he swings through it. And Daniel Craig just fucking runs through the wall, just boom, smashes through the wall. And in a way, what they're saying is, this is his Bond. This is what he's going to be like. He's going to fucking smash through stuff. He's a bulldog. He's a terrier. He's just wah. And they sort of explain the Bond in that one bit straight away. And it would just be, it's just interesting to see what, where they're going to go next. Have I bored you?

• 55:43Speaker 00

  No, no.

• 55:44Speaker 01

  Does it make sense?

• 55:45Speaker 00

  Kind of. It's fine. Can I bring it back to this though? The parkour thing?

• 55:48Speaker 01

  Absolutely.

• 55:49Speaker 00

  We were at the skate park, me and my friends with the kids. And there was three grown men there on skate, on skateboards. And honesty, like every 10 minutes, I think we just went, what the fuck are they doing?

• 56:03Speaker 00

  Like, I know, and I shouldn't. And that's so awful because actually everyone should be free to do what they want. But honestly, when you're watching your five and six year olds at the skate park and the kids, these three grown men, all over the nose probably, I was just a bit, and they weren't even good. And I was just like, what the fuck?

• 56:17Speaker 01

  In their defence, skateboarding's incredibly difficult. I've done.

• 56:21Speaker 00

  It is, but.

• 56:22Speaker 01

  Scootin' is so easy compared to skateboarding.

• 56:24Speaker 00

  The fact that they are there as grown men, you'd think they'd done it their whole lives.

• 56:29Speaker 01

  Right.

• 56:30Speaker 00

  They should have, they should have been better. I feel like they just picked this hobby up recently.

• 56:34Speaker 01

  Right. A midlife, a midlife crisis skateboard. Yeah.

• 56:37Speaker 00

  Do you know what? Actually, I'm a dick.

• 56:40Speaker 01

  No, no, it's fine. You can have your opinion. It's fine. I think a lot of women would agree with you.

• 56:43Speaker 00

  Not very nice. But it was just, it was like, we were, I just, it was, it was a real ick.

• 56:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:48Speaker 00

  Between we.

• 56:49Speaker 01

  I know what you mean. Yeah.

• 56:50Speaker 00

  I think it's because while they're watching with kids, we're just like, can you just move? And it's like, what the fuck? Should have timings.

• 56:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, but it's an outdoor skate park.

• 56:59Speaker 00

  I know, but there should be timings of like.

• 57:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:02Speaker 00

  You know?

• 57:03Speaker 01

  Skate, honestly, skateboarding, it's just.

• 57:05Speaker 00

  I think it was the juxtaposition of seeing the grown men and our kids.

• 57:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:09Speaker 00

  To get playing together.

• 57:13Speaker 01

  You imagine the, you imagine the ice cream van would pull up and they'd all run at the same time. Yeah.

• 57:18Speaker 00

  That's what it was. It wasn't even the fact, because actually I think, like, I think it's quite cool. I think like that, I'm, I'm not, I'm not saying that that's an ick. I think like BMX and, and like Robyn's really into his scooter. Like, I think it's mint. I, I genuinely, I always had a bit of a thing for like that kind of alternative, edgy, like, you know, whatever. So it wasn't that. It, it, that's what it was. It was the fact that they were there at the same time as our kids and they were kind of just playing with their kids. And they were like taking turns on the big ramps, like literally the burns would go down, then they'd go down after. And I was just like, oh, God.

• 57:54Speaker 01

  It's when, it's when the grown men on the skateboard have to stand and wait for the child on the scooter to move. That's the, that's the moment. Yeah, of course.

• 57:59Speaker 00

  You've seen it. Yeah. I just was like, oh, God, this is weird. But then they probably thought, I wish these kids would fuck off.

• 58:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly.

• 58:06Speaker 00

  And then you know what? They pay taxes and our kids don't. So actually, but, but I do pay taxes. I don't know. Anyway, listen.

• 58:12Speaker 01

  It's all perspective.

• 58:13Speaker 00

  It is, but it was, yeah, I was just kind of like, oh. Yeah. Next time, take a kid.

• 58:20Speaker 01

  Hmm. Take a kid with you.

• 58:22Speaker 00

  If they're there with their kids and they're doing it at the same time.

• 58:25Speaker 01

  I know what you mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:26Speaker 00

  I'm glad you agree. All right.

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