Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jack Whitehall

Get ready for plenty of laughs as comedian, actor and national treasure Jack Whitehall joins Rosie and Chris for a hilarious episode of Please Keep Me Anonymous! From hanging out with the Rock to life at boarding school, the trio bond over parenthood and life with famous parents. Plus Jack gives us a sneak peak in to his Stag Do WhatsApp group! There's a brilliant story from a listener which leads to an unexpected story from Jack... You can catch Jack on tour in 2027 with his tour Bad Influence. For tickets go to jackwhitehall.com If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: [email protected] 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

• 0:02Speaker 00

  Fall never arrives all at once. First the air, then the light. And slowly, the things you love begin to find each other. A jacket meets a dress, a hoodie slips beneath a blazer, an old cap finds a new scarf. Because you don't simply step into the season. You create it, layer by layer, until it finally feels like fall. Find fall your way at Ross.

• 0:30Speaker 01

  Hello, you are listening to Shag Mardey Noyd. Please keep me anonymous. And this week's guest is the one and only Jack Whitehall.

• 0:38Speaker 02

  Lovely, bloody lovely chat that we had with Jack.

• 0:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, he doesn't sound like a bushboy. He sounds nothing like that.

• 0:44Speaker 02

  But he's such a nice guy, though.

• 0:45Speaker 01

  Good lad.

• 0:46Speaker 02

  Genuinely.

• 0:47Speaker 01

  Known him for years.

• 0:48Speaker 02

  Really nice guy, very funny.

• 0:49Speaker 01

  And on paper, me and him shouldn't get on because we are polar opposites of the world.

• 0:53Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 0:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, but no, he's great. I think he's gonna enjoy it.

• 0:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's great fun. He is hitting the UK, all over the UK in 2027, with his brand new tour Bad Influence. Tickets are on sale now and available at jackwhitehall.com.

• 1:28Speaker 03

  I did an interview once where I had to interview Dame Joan Collins. And she got up after 45 minutes and just walked off the set. And I was like, oh, no, no, this is just a break in filming. We haven't finished. She was like, I have dinner reservations. And I was like, um, could you maybe push it in your reservation? It's like, can't just suddenly have an empty sofa. Like, you're the only guest. You're out for like the whole thing. She's like, well, I, I, I need to go to dinner. The only way they could get her to come back onto the set is if they brought her champagne. So someone had to go to the Waitrose, which is next to the studio, buy a bottle of champagne. And then she, she was able to have her little champagne, like lure her back into the studio.

• 2:05Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 2:06Speaker 03

  So she could have her champers.

• 2:07Speaker 02

  What level, like, when do you get, when do you get to that level, though?

• 2:10Speaker 03

  I mean, I think you've got to be Dame Joan Collins.

• 2:13Speaker 01

  Steam, yeah.

• 2:14Speaker 03

  I think if I attempted that, that word would get around pretty quickly.

• 2:18Speaker 01

  What's yours?

• 2:19Speaker 03

  It was the one I did with my dad.

• 2:20Speaker 01

  Oh, right.

• 2:21Speaker 03

  He wasn't helping the situation as well. Because he was very much like on her side. It was like, you're the host.

• 2:27Speaker 02

  She's got a reservation. She has to go.

• 2:30Speaker 03

  The minute he got a whiff of champagne, he was like, I think that sounds like a marvelous idea. Okay, okay, fine.

• 2:37Speaker 02

  I see, but I don't like that entitlement. I really don't like it, no matter who you are.

• 2:42Speaker 01

  Now you say, I don't know.

• 2:43Speaker 02

  I'd have been fuming. I'd be like, sit the fuck back down.

• 2:45Speaker 01

  I think, nah, I think there's a level when it gets to past entitlement and it's just sort of, ah, I don't know. It's not, I don't find that diva-ish. I feel like it's so old school that it's.

• 2:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's an, it's the age thing as well, I think.

• 2:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:58Speaker 03

  You forgive them a little bit. But that was the great thing about doing all those shows with my dad, is I was able to hide behind that. So he was, he was able to make these really outlandish demands about like filming schedule, needing to have a really nice restaurant booked, like a proper lunch break, alcohol at lunch, finishing filming at 4:30. And I could just be like, yeah, it's him.

• 3:19Speaker 02

  Oh, my God, that's what we do. That, I do that. So I tell Chris everything that I would like, and then he.

• 3:26Speaker 01

  He has to ask for it.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  The secret, then he asks for it. And I, what I do is I will like on the slide go, I'm so sorry.

• 3:33Speaker 01

  Yes, yes.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  Like, literally, I'm like, guys, I know that, like, I know that the meetings can't be that long because.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  I'm hearing this for the first time.

• 3:41Speaker 02

  You must know this. You must know that.

• 3:45Speaker 01

  Well, there is a very much, there's a, within our management, there is a, the timeframe you've got to keep a meeting to, or the phrase is, we're gonna lose Chris. Because you're just fucking losers. I'm gone. Do you know what I mean? Like, I was just fucking, I'm off.

• 3:57Speaker 02

  The first time they did that, I was like mortified. I was like, I'm married to this man who can't hold it, like, his attention will not go past two and a half hours.

• 4:05Speaker 01

  Unless I'm playing golf, I'm not going to hang out more than three hours.

• 4:08Speaker 02

  Also, in a meeting about you.

• 4:11Speaker 01

  That's my best, I'm quite a humble guy. I don't want to talk about me for this long. Talk about else. Come on, don't talk about me. It's ridiculous. Hey, so Jack, you're a dad since the last time we saw you.

• 4:22Speaker 03

  I am, yeah, yeah.

• 4:23Speaker 01

  How's that going, man?

• 4:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, great. I mean, I've kept her alive till three. That's an achievement.

• 4:29Speaker 02

  That is an achievement.

• 4:29Speaker 01

  She's a toddler.

• 4:31Speaker 02

  Great.

• 4:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's wild.

• 4:33Speaker 02

  What's been your favorite age so far?

• 4:35Speaker 03

  Um, I do, I, I, I've really enjoyed her, you know, getting even more of a personality and being mischievous and making me laugh and like, just, I, I, yeah, I really liked the last kind of six months to a year. Challenging, obviously, like their absolute chaos. And also, I thought, you know, Terrible Twos, there was like a cutoff point with that. It's, yeah, now she's the three-nager. And we're getting more strops and.

• 5:03Speaker 01

  They've got a negative name for each age.

• 5:04Speaker 03

  Yes, yeah, yeah.

• 5:06Speaker 01

  Four knob.

• 5:06Speaker 03

  Four knob.

• 5:11Speaker 03

  Fiver path.

• 5:13Speaker 01

  Yeah. My God, yes.

• 5:14Speaker 02

  Oh, this is nice.

• 5:15Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 5:16Speaker 03

  But it's, yeah, no, it's, um, it's, it's amazing. And, uh, and I, yeah, I love being a dad, obviously, as a stand-up as well, so good.

• 5:25Speaker 01

  Free, free material, isn't it? It's like, I'll change that, I'm just quickly writing this down.

• 5:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:28Speaker 01

  But I'll change that now.

• 5:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, we've, we've talked about this. We're very aware that our kids are gonna like want stuff from us about all of the things we've talked about when they were kids.

• 5:37Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 5:37Speaker 02

  We're gonna, we're, I think we're gonna have to pay them.

• 5:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, we'll have to pay them off.

• 5:41Speaker 02

  I think we're gonna have to. Like nowadays, if you, if you use your children for, uh, like material, they deserve a payment.

• 5:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think so, yeah.

• 5:49Speaker 02

  Would you agree?

• 5:51Speaker 03

  Well, I'm in this weird bind now, a situation that I've created, where like I spent all of my stand-up career chucking my parents under the bus. And they were the butt of all of the jokes and all of the routines are about my mom and dad. And now they have a podcast, which has given them a right to reply. So, and, and, and I don't listen to their podcast, but I do sometimes get the odd Google alert when they've slandered me or aired the dirty laundry in public. And now I'm reading about something in the Daily Mail, my dad talking about like how I used to fill my nappies as a child. He had to tape me into them. And that's like an article in a newspaper sometimes. And I cannot complain. There's nothing I can say. I don't have a leg to stand on.

• 6:32Speaker 02

  Do you mind it, though? Do you, do you mind?

• 6:35Speaker 03

  Nah, not really. I, I, it just genuinely just feels like karma. And it feels like I've made my bed and I have to lie in it. Uh, and, and, and, yeah. And I'm sure as well now, the, the sort of, the, the world that we live in and fate will, you know, decree that eventually my daughter, who I'm now talking about on stage, will probably end up being in media.

• 7:00Speaker 01

  It's in your family's blood, yeah.

• 7:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. Travel with my daughter or whatever, and we'll be doing that together.

• 7:05Speaker 01

  You'll be the dithyri old dad.

• 7:06Speaker 03

  I'll be the, yeah.

• 7:06Speaker 01

  You'll be the dithyri posse.

• 7:07Speaker 03

  Exactly, yeah.

• 7:08Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 7:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, that'll be interesting. I think our kids will go into something.

• 7:14Speaker 01

  Do you think?

• 7:14Speaker 02

  I think so. They've got, they've got funny, they're funny kids.

• 7:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:18Speaker 02

  Don't know what it is.

• 7:19Speaker 01

  Funny, yeah.

• 7:20Speaker 02

  We don't put them online. Um, but our eldest, he's gonna be 11 in October. He is so desperate to be a YouTuber, right?

• 7:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:29Speaker 02

  And you know what's really hard? He would be fucking brilliant.

• 7:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:32Speaker 02

  And you know when you're kind, you're kind of like, God, you would make so much money. You would be so good, but it could also destroy your life.

• 7:40Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 7:41Speaker 02

  So what should we do?

• 7:42Speaker 03

  Or he could get more popular than you. That's, that's what you really need to look out for. And then you end up in a situation where every time someone stops you, it's to tell you that your dad's funny than you. But with you, it'd be like, oh, my God, your son, his videos are so good. And at the beginning, you'll be so, oh, you will at the beginning. You'll be really proud, but eventually it'll curdle. And you'll be like, oh, do you remember when they used to come up to us and tell us that they loved me?

• 8:12Speaker 02

  Oh, shit, I'll be bitter. I'm bitter, okay, then, no, let's not do it. Let's, I'll, when he's 18, I'll let him do what he wants.

• 8:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:21Speaker 02

  Five's a really good age.

• 8:23Speaker 03

  Five?

• 8:23Speaker 02

  We've got five coming. Five is, when they get to five, you don't want them to get any bigger. It's like, this is where.

• 8:29Speaker 03

  Five's great.

• 8:30Speaker 02

  Five's really good.

• 8:31Speaker 03

  Yeah. And then with the daughter, great until 12, and then she'll hate me.

• 8:36Speaker 02

  Oh, I don't know. It's, it depends. Well, it depends. We haven't, we've got sons, so.

• 8:41Speaker 03

  Oh, right, okay.

• 8:43Speaker 01

  Psychos, two full-on fucking psychos living down.

• 8:45Speaker 02

  Just energy, just like lots of energy, but like emotionally, all right. But I've got friends with daughters who are like, who go through their whole sort of childhood being absolutely gorgeous, but then they get to teenager and it's, yeah, carnage.

• 8:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  So that I'm, I'm, I'm glad I'm not gonna have that.

• 9:02Speaker 01

  Does your daughter sit and colour in?

• 9:04Speaker 03

  She, yeah, yeah, there's a bit of colouring in. Not in the books, just on surfaces and tables and walls. There's a lot of that.

• 9:12Speaker 01

  Alright, I love that, yeah. Our kids never colour in. I've got friends who've got daughters and they're like, they'll be like, oh, they're just sitting, just colouring a little thing for ages. And I'm like, no, like, my kids, my sons would have ate that.

• 9:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:22Speaker 01

  They would have fucking destroyed that, ripped it to fucking shreds. They get a sticker book and they'll open one page and they'll take all the stickers out and mash them all in one and shut it. It's fucking six quid. That's supposed to last a full flight. You've mashed all the photos into the first page in the fucking departure lounge. Like, what the hell, man? It's horrible.

• 9:39Speaker 02

  I feel like, cause we've got, um, I've got nephews, so there's like, on me mum's side, there's five boys.

• 9:46Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 9:47Speaker 02

  And it's like that thing of, um, when, so my auntie has got granddaughters. So there's the daughters on hers and there's the boys, girls on hers, boys on mine. I feel like if you come to my house and all the boys are there, you can imagine they'd be like heavy rock, me like,

• 10:00Speaker 02

  and they're just breaking everything. But then you go to her house and it would just be like,

• 10:04Speaker 02

  and I just want a girl, so.

• 10:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I'm. Sorry?

• 10:08Speaker 01

  Do you want any more?

• 10:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, I, I think, yeah, we would, we'd definitely like more.

• 10:11Speaker 02

  Are you allowed to, I don't know if you're allowed to ask that.

• 10:13Speaker 01

  I've known Jack for fucking years.

• 10:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, you are, yeah, you are.

• 10:16Speaker 02

  Certain things you're not allowed to, apparently you're not allowed to ask if people want more children.

• 10:19Speaker 03

  No, I think you're not allowed to ask that in like the first year. Like, I think that, like, when, when you've just had the, the, the child and they're asking if you want more and you're like, in that moment, you're like, obviously no, I don't want any more. This is hell on earth.

• 10:32Speaker 02

  I know, you know.

• 10:33Speaker 03

  That first six months when you're just in survival mode. And then someone asks you and that's when you say, don't you dare ask me. I've made a mistake having the one. I'm regretting it deeply right now. Uh, but then beyond, beyond that first year, I think, then you're allowed to ask.

• 10:47Speaker 02

  You're allowed. I don't know, maybe it's a woman thing.

• 10:50Speaker 01

  Listen, what I wanna know, right?

• 10:51Speaker 02

  Listen, it's real life.

• 10:52Speaker 03

  It's real life.

• 10:53Speaker 01

  What I wanna know.

• 10:54Speaker 03

  It's real life.

• 10:55Speaker 01

  Do you still keep in touch with The Rock?

• 10:57Speaker 03

  Do I still keep in touch with The Rock? I mean, yeah, we have each other's number. I went to the Moana premiere when I was in America. He invited me to that. And I couldn't really, I didn't feel like I could turn it down, but it was unfortunately on the day of my birthday. And Roxy wasn't out with me, neither was Elsie. And so I ended up going to the Moana premiere on my own on my birthday, which was a little bit depressing. Um.

• 11:20Speaker 02

  I hear everything about that.

• 11:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, it wasn't, I had other friends that were there, but they were all with people. And so I was very much at the Moana premiere.

• 11:29Speaker 01

  Brilliant.

• 11:30Speaker 02

  On your birthday.

• 11:31Speaker 03

  And I, and I, you know what? I'd never seen Moana. That's not one of the Disneys that we'd actually seen. So I was experiencing Moana for the first time, which should be magical, but I was quite conscious that I was sat there on my own. Um, and I also didn't wanna look too enthusiastic, cause I think in a way that makes it worse. If you're really into Moana on your own, then you look even more sus. But yeah, on my birthday.

• 11:55Speaker 02

  Why didn't you say, oh, you can't.

• 11:56Speaker 03

  You can't. If The Rock's asked you to come and see his new film, you gotta go see it.

• 12:01Speaker 02

  You see, the difference there is, if he'd asked me on my birthday, The Rock, cause I like, I love The Rock.

• 12:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  I'd have been like, it's my birthday and I'm going to see Moana with The Rock.

• 12:12Speaker 03

  With The Rock.

• 12:13Speaker 02

  So, but I can, but you said, I'd have been buzzing. I'd be like, happy birthday.

• 12:17Speaker 01

  Did you not tell him it was your birthday?

• 12:18Speaker 03

  No, I didn't.

• 12:19Speaker 01

  See, you are so much more, look, this is why he's a better class of person than us.

• 12:22Speaker 02

  Oh, I'd be like.

• 12:23Speaker 01

  I'd be like, Dwayne, you're not fucking believing me. It's actually my birthday. Of course I'll come.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  And then at the end, at the end, when they do the Q and A, I'd be sitting there going, any minute now he's gonna give us a fucking birthday shout out. Any minute now he's gonna go, and it's Chris Farnes's birthday, my best mate.

• 12:40Speaker 03

  I should have invited my, um, the thing I always used to do, um, and I thought about it recently, cause I bumped into him. I am born on the same day as, um, Jeremy Kyle. Uh, we share a birthday, the 7th of July, me, Jeremy Kyle, Ringo Starr. And I got hold of his number and then I thought it would be funny every year on my birthday to invite him to whatever I was doing. And like, for like a decade, I would always send him a message saying, you know, we're going into a bowling alley, it's here, if you wanna come, it'd be absolutely great to see you, Jezza. And it was like a sort of annual tradition that I would send, send him. And then he stopped replying, so I sort of gave up.

• 13:16Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 13:16Speaker 03

  But that, that would have been such a good one to be like, hey, Jeremy, um, I don't know if you've got plans for the big day, but I have two tickets to the Moana premiere, uh, and I don't have a date, so I would love you to come with me.

• 13:30Speaker 02

  No, that would be lovely.

• 13:32Speaker 01

  Died if you'd rented a Moana live action premiere with Jeremy Kyle.

• 13:37Speaker 03

  What's sadder, going on your own to the Moana live action premiere or going with Jeremy Kyle on a mandate?

• 13:44Speaker 01

  What happened the first time you text him and said, hi, Strat White, always your birthday?

• 13:47Speaker 03

  He found it quite funny. On one year, I got a, he FaceTimed me back at like 11 and he, he had a couple of mates over and he was a bit drunk. I ended up having a sort of drunken FaceTime at 11 o'clock at night with Jeremy Kyle, which is kinda great. Yeah.

• 14:02Speaker 01

  That's fucking amazing. Oh, my god.

• 14:05Speaker 02

  Babadu babadu babadu ba.

• 14:09Speaker 00

  Fall never arrives all at once. First the air, then the light. And slowly the things you love begin to find each other. A jacket meets a dress, a hoodie slips beneath a blazer, an old cap finds a new scarf. Because you don't simply step into the season, you create it layer by layer, until it finally feels like fall. Find fall your way at Ross.

• 14:39Speaker 03

  I used to have a routine about him as well. I think that's why, yeah, I think maybe, I can't remember how I ended up getting his number, but I did a whole routine where I, I, I, I pretend, where I was Jeremy Khan and did this whole act out of one of his shows that I'd, I'd watched. I think it was about the one, a guy that had got like the spider tattooed on his face.

• 14:57Speaker 01

  Brilliant.

• 14:58Speaker 03

  And yeah, I remember having a routine. That was so wild. I went to a recording in, in one.

• 15:03Speaker 02

  You did, didn't you?

• 15:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, did you?

• 15:05Speaker 01

  One of my first massive stand-up routines was where I went to a recording.

• 15:08Speaker 03

  Really?

• 15:08Speaker 01

  And I told, I told the whole story about it. And he had to go at us for my haircut, cause I had big floppy hair at the time.

• 15:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:13Speaker 01

  And it was, it was such an amazing tool for marketing me Facebook, because I had the photo that I'd taken off ITV2.

• 15:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:21Speaker 01

  On me Facebook. And I used to say it at the end, I used to say, if you don't believe us, go on my profile and have a look at it. And he used to send people on my profile. It was like I keep marketing it to them. I loved it. The punchline was, um, you'll see the photo, it's on my Facebook. If you look in the top corner, it says ITV2 plus one, cause I watched it twice.

• 15:38Speaker 01

  That was the punchline, I was buzzing with it, yeah.

• 15:40Speaker 03

  It was in Manchester.

• 15:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, cause you were a student in Manchester, weren't you?

• 15:42Speaker 03

  I was a student in Manchester, yeah, and we went for a day. And the detail I remember was that there was, um, in the lobby, there, of the, the television studio that they were recording it in.

• 15:53Speaker 01

  Granada, wasn't it?

• 15:54Speaker 03

  Granada, yeah. They, they had something, I think it was like University Challenge was also filming there at the same time. So there was two audiences that were waiting to go in and one was going in to do, um, watch University Challenge. And then the other ones were going in to watch Jeremy Kyle and they had to go through a metal detector. And then all of these like, like spotty students with their briefcases were, were, were ushered into watch University Challenge. And I was like, I'd love it if they just mixed up those audiences one day. Get a real shock to the system.

• 16:25Speaker 02

  I loved all that stuff though. I loved Jerry Springer.

• 16:27Speaker 03

  Oh, I loved it.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  Jerry, Jerry Springer was scripted, the one, the one act, as it was bullshit, mate.

• 16:32Speaker 03

  Not in the beginning. I think towards the end, maybe they, when it was like the guy having sex with the donkey and.

• 16:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:39Speaker 03

  It got a bit, a bit wild.

• 16:41Speaker 01

  You're kidding us? That was where we met? No, it was, that was, it was, come on.

• 16:46Speaker 02

  Don't, do not encourage him. Don't, because he's already done Good Morning Britain this morning and you're on one. I can feel it. Can we, um, are you gonna tell Jack the story that we were gonna tell him or not?

• 16:57Speaker 01

  I think you're gonna be able to handle this. So, we've got a new section on the podcast, right? It's named, um.

• 17:02Speaker 02

  No, it's not, it's not a new, we did it, so we're that loud. Oh, god. We've been going seven years and you know when you're like, we need new stuff to talk about, right? Okay. So we had, um, uh, an email from a listener saying about like sort of sayings that we do in real life, that couples do, that you've heard other people say. They will never know that you have that saying in your relationship.

• 17:25Speaker 03

  Oh, right, okay, okay.

• 17:26Speaker 01

  So something someone said.

• 17:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, like an in-joke.

• 17:29Speaker 01

  An in-joke, yeah.

• 17:31Speaker 02

  Do you know Chris has got one about you?

• 17:32Speaker 01

  So we had one about you for years. Me and, can I remember Jimmy McGee?

• 17:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:37Speaker 01

  So you turned up.

• 17:38Speaker 02

  Chris saw Jimmy recently, like this is why it's come up.

• 17:41Speaker 01

  Because obviously you're a lot posher than me, um, which I'll always find hilarious.

• 17:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:45Speaker 01

  You turned up once at a, a gig in Edinburgh.

• 17:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:48Speaker 01

  Called Frank Skinner's Credit Crunch Cabaret.

• 17:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:52Speaker 01

  You turned up accidentally, cause you were looking for best of the fest.

• 17:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:56Speaker 01

  And everyone's in the dressing room.

• 17:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:57Speaker 01

  And everyone's looking going, fuck Strat White, why's he just coming here? And you're like getting changed. You were like, hi, hi, hi. You know, getting changed. And everyone's kinda looking at you. And you went, and it wasn't this posh, I'm hamming it up, but you turned around and went, this best of the fest.

• 18:15Speaker 01

  And we all went, no, no, it's the strike. And you went, oh shit. And you pulled your saw and he left. And it was just.

• 18:21Speaker 03

  No.

• 18:22Speaker 01

  Zzzz, zzzz bastard, the fast.

• 18:24Speaker 03

  Zzzz bastard, the fast. So what, you and Jimmy McGee?

• 18:28Speaker 01

  Me and Jimmy McGee, for an entire, for an entire Edinburgh, just would walk into a room, because we live together, we'd walk in a room and go, zzzz bastard, the fast.

• 18:39Speaker 03

  Oh no.

• 18:40Speaker 02

  The imprint that we leave when people sleep.

• 18:44Speaker 03

  Swanning into whatever dressing room he wanted to, with like, head in the clouds.

• 18:50Speaker 01

  I remember one, you fucking.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  I bet, sorry.

• 18:52Speaker 01

  No, so like.

• 18:53Speaker 02

  Oh, did you shut me up?

• 18:55Speaker 01

  No, no, what were you gonna say? I just remember once, can you remember that Edinburgh, when you lived in Chambers, you had a flat at Chambers Street, and me, you and Kev were playing on FIFA, me, you and Kev Bridges were playing on FIFA. And I've never, like, I get so much anxiety and stuff before a gig. You literally, you're in your underpants and t-shirt, playing on the Playstation with me and Kev Bridges. And you went, oh shit, my show's starting 10 minutes. And you fucking hide some pants on, and just ran out of the door. And I was like, what the fuck is going on here? I was like, you're just, you're just fucking so.

• 19:25Speaker 03

  I remember you being, yeah.

• 19:27Speaker 01

  I was so upset.

• 19:27Speaker 03

  The consternation that you had. So blasé.

• 19:31Speaker 01

  You should go fucking run and do your show in 10 minutes. I was mental. I was mental.

• 19:36Speaker 03

  That, I, that, I remember that flat. That flat was amazing. That was like proper, that was like student living as well at that, um, at that festival. There was a lot of fun sort of.

• 19:47Speaker 01

  I think that was the year Bo Burnham was there as well.

• 19:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was. Yeah, yeah, Bo was there. That was the flat that I got, because my sister had been, um, dating this guy, and he was still really into her. And so to sort of try and get back into her good books, he gave me his flat in Edinburgh, because he was a student up there. And so I got this amazing flat. But then he turned up halfway through the festival, and I was like, okay. And Molly was coming there as well. So then it sort of became a little bit awkward. But I, I felt a little bit guilty that maybe I was slightly pimping out my sister, or like, stringing him along a little bit, that maybe, you know, there was a chance that she might want to rekindle something. I just needed her to let him think that there was a possibility, that it could still be on the

• 20:33Speaker 03

  cards for the month of August.

• 20:34Speaker 01

  Poor guy, poor guy couldn't get anything going, because me and Kev Bridges were in underpants playing on FIFA.

• 20:38Speaker 02

  Sounds horrible. Uh, uh, do you know, talking about that, though, best of the first?

• 20:43Speaker 03

  Best of the first.

• 20:44Speaker 02

  Best of the first.

• 20:45Speaker 03

  Best of the first.

• 20:46Speaker 02

  In love. Um, do you remember when somebody, god, this was so long ago as well, we just started going out together, and there was a TV programme, and someone parodied, what's it called?

• 20:57Speaker 01

  Parodied.

• 20:57Speaker 02

  Parodied. You.

• 20:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:00Speaker 02

  And, and, and the saying was, what, who?

• 21:02Speaker 01

  Do you remember Crisps?

• 21:03Speaker 02

  Do you remember Crisps?

• 21:05Speaker 01

  Someone did like a parody of a talking head show, and the cut of a thing, and it was called Comedy Cris or something.

• 21:12Speaker 03

  That's great.

• 21:13Speaker 01

  And, uh, a Chrissy May or something it was called. And he had like, he had like a Lego wig on, like his Lego wig, right? And it was fucking amazing. And he went, oh, yeah, huh, hey, anyone remember Crisps? And he did that, right? And when he did that, the full fucking wig spun round on his head. That's fantastic.

• 21:30Speaker 02

  When? That was so long. Who was that?

• 21:32Speaker 01

  I don't know about, I was like, yes. Do you know what I mean? I was like, come on.

• 21:36Speaker 02

  He said that a lot. Have you got any of them in, in life?

• 21:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, someone, who, someone does want a John Bishop one. Do do do that, don't do do.

• 21:44Speaker 01

  Do do do that, don't do do.

• 21:47Speaker 03

  She's very John.

• 21:50Speaker 03

  But you all love Crisps.

• 21:52Speaker 01

  Do you remember Crisps?

• 21:54Speaker 02

  Do you remember Crisps?

• 21:57Speaker 01

  Do you remember Crisps?

• 21:58Speaker 03

  God, yeah.

• 21:59Speaker 02

  It was so good.

• 22:00Speaker 03

  I don't know what my comedy would be distilled down to, to one line, but.

• 22:04Speaker 01

  Oh, no, no, come on.

• 22:06Speaker 03

  My dad said this hilarious thing the other day.

• 22:11Speaker 02

  Uh, you're here talking about your new tour.

• 22:13Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 22:13Speaker 02

  Which, speaking of Love and Crisps, your first night at the Newcastle Arena?

• 22:17Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 22:17Speaker 02

  January the 7th?

• 22:20Speaker 03

  Yes, yeah, yeah, indeed. Yeah, yeah.

• 22:22Speaker 02

  I remembered that from the notes that I read in the comments.

• 22:24Speaker 01

  Oh, we'll come, we'll come to that, January 7th, that'd be lovely. Yeah.

• 22:27Speaker 02

  Bad influence.

• 22:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:29Speaker 02

  What, what, what does it even mean? Who's the bad influence?

• 22:31Speaker 03

  Well, as, as you know, you're asked to pick a title a year before.

• 22:35Speaker 02

  Oh, no. Why does it always do this?

• 22:37Speaker 01

  Cause it's.

• 22:38Speaker 02

  You just need to think more about the meaning of it.

• 22:42Speaker 01

  No, because then, once it's thought about and written, it needs to go on to, you can't wait, you can't shelve it. But the run up to get the venues booked and to get it on sale is, is, it is what it is. This is the way it happens.

• 22:53Speaker 03

  Yeah. But, but actually, weirdly, this one sort of ended up making a little bit of sense, because I guess it is all about my transition from being like, a sort of a son and being, travels with my father and plays students on television and whatever, to, to being a dad and, and being a parent and, you know, trying to become a role model and an adult. Yeah, yeah. So it's sort of just about makes sense, tenuously. I, I think it works as, as a title, but.

• 23:20Speaker 02

  Are you at the stage of fatherhood yet, where you miss your old life? Be honest, this is a safe space. I do.

• 23:29Speaker 03

  At times?

• 23:30Speaker 02

  I do.

• 23:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, at times. But then I do this ridiculous profession where you can sort of, you know, run away from your responsibilities.

• 23:39Speaker 02

  Is that why you've got another tour? Because Cris has just gone back, Cris has gone back on tour in September.

• 23:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm, I'm back on tour tomorrow night.

• 23:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:47Speaker 03

  They, they get a little more spread out as well, don't they, once you become a dad?

• 23:50Speaker 01

  Um, I'll be honest with you, a lot of nights I would finish in three hour drive, straight home.

• 23:56Speaker 03

  Not now.

• 23:56Speaker 01

  Not now. Extra night away. I'll come back tomorrow.

• 23:59Speaker 03

  The hotel. Eight hours in a hotel bed. That is pretty incredible.

• 24:02Speaker 01

  Oh mate.

• 24:03Speaker 03

  Without having a, a pterodactyl thrashing around in between you and your wife. Uh, so yeah, no, I do, yeah. Do, you do enjoy, yeah, different elements of the touring life now. Um, and yeah, I imagine this tour, I'm gonna extend for a few years.

• 24:20Speaker 01

  Bad influence, really bad influence.

• 24:22Speaker 03

  What age can they go to boarding school? It's like, eight or nine, so maybe, yeah.

• 24:27Speaker 02

  Are you doing boarding school?

• 24:28Speaker 03

  No, no, I've been told we're not doing boarding school.

• 24:30Speaker 01

  I've been told.

• 24:33Speaker 03

  Uh, we have had a mutual discussion about it, and neither of us feel like we would like to send our daughter to boarding school.

• 24:41Speaker 02

  I think, I think most dads would send their kids.

• 24:42Speaker 01

  You did boarding school, didn't you?

• 24:43Speaker 03

  She'll break eventually.

• 24:49Speaker 01

  Did you do boarding school?

• 24:50Speaker 03

  I did, yes.

• 24:51Speaker 02

  Did you enjoy it?

• 24:51Speaker 03

  And this is again, it's like completely reframed my opinion of that. Because like, people say, you know, like, has it changed your opinion of boarding school, because you're now a parent? And I'm like, yeah, they should take them younger.

• 25:03Speaker 03

  I've dined out on this, like, literally whinging my whole, like, career. It's all, it's my bit, isn't it? I go, oh, my dad sent me to boarding school, and he's such a monster. And then now, as a parent, I'm like, they did 10 years, 10 years of looking after me, like, well done. A decade of putting up with me before you, you caved in and went, nope, someone else can do this. So I'm like, well, yeah.

• 25:27Speaker 02

  Do it.

• 25:27Speaker 03

  Give them their flowers.

• 25:29Speaker 02

  Each to their own.

• 25:31Speaker 00

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• 27:28Speaker 02

  I think when I was a kid, I think about boarding schools, I would have fucking loved it.

• 27:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:33Speaker 02

  I would have loved it. I loved, like, I literally was never in the house. I was constantly with my mates. I only enjoyed school because I got to see my friends.

• 27:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:41Speaker 02

  And I think if, if life, if I had a different, if I, you know, if my parents had money.

• 27:49Speaker 01

  Or if you're clever enough for a scholarship.

• 27:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, what?

• 27:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:53Speaker 02

  You're joking. I would have loved, I would have loved it, I think. Yeah.

• 27:56Speaker 03

  I mean, I went to quite, my mom was all right and it was like weekly boarding and my parents would come and visit me. My dad literally got like, it was just like dumped at a train station aged eight.

• 28:06Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:08Speaker 03

  Sent on to Yorkshire.

• 28:08Speaker 01

  Scotland.

• 28:09Speaker 03

  Yorkshire. And it was like monks as well. It was like a Catholic one. It was brutal. And just like, three months later, would come home to his parents.

• 28:17Speaker 01

  What the fuck?

• 28:18Speaker 03

  That boarding school, like that, that approach, I'm like, that is insane.

• 28:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:23Speaker 03

  Like that, so.

• 28:24Speaker 01

  So you went home every weekend?

• 28:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. And they came and visited me.

• 28:27Speaker 01

  It's just long detention. You've had long detention.

• 28:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know. Long detention, exactly. And also, you see my parents, you met them, they're like, better in small doses anyway.

• 28:36Speaker 03

  Those are personalities that you want to microdose.

• 28:40Speaker 02

  But well, yeah, I'm gonna see where you're at when she's 10. We'll ask you again. You've got a question for us to read out, please?

• 28:47Speaker 01

  They're not questions anymore, they're stories now.

• 28:50Speaker 02

  Oh, so it's a story. I don't know. We haven't read it.

• 28:53Speaker 03

  Okay. Dear Rosie and Chris, please keep me anonymous. My name is Cle- oh, no.

• 28:59Speaker 03

  Please keep me anonymous.

• 29:03Speaker 03

  I'd like to keep my job. I work as a nurse in, eh, in the.

• 29:11Speaker 02

  Oh, that boarding school didn't do very good, did it?

• 29:16Speaker 03

  In the NHS. NHS?

• 29:20Speaker 01

  Come on, Rosie. Don't make us explain his joke. It's because he's private healthcare.

• 29:25Speaker 02

  All right, all right, all right.

• 29:27Speaker 01

  Come on, Rosie.

• 29:27Speaker 02

  Well, very good. Bye, bye, bye.

• 29:30Speaker 03

  In a Nor- Nohoden? Northern, northern. I've not seen that word either. Northern city centre hospital. We had a 47-year-old man walk into A and E, clearly in some discomfort. We brought him into a triage room. And when we inquired about the problem, he started to undo his pants. Never a good sign.

• 29:51Speaker 01

  Great.

• 29:52Speaker 03

  It turns out, he had a titanium ring around his cock and balls.

• 29:56Speaker 02

  Oh, right.

• 29:57Speaker 03

  He was struggling to get off. I'm sure you both, like me, have no idea how these work. There's a hinge to open it, then the two valves fasten with a screw.

• 30:07Speaker 01

  Oh, fucking hell.

• 30:08Speaker 02

  He screw, they screw on? I didn't know that.

• 30:12Speaker 01

  Well, what, what?

• 30:13Speaker 02

  I always doesn't, does it?

• 30:16Speaker 02

  Babe.

• 30:18Speaker 03

  Yours, yours has just got a little buzzer on it that gives him an electric shock. So you don't lose Chris after two, two and a half hours.

• 30:26Speaker 01

  It got introduced in meetings, but yeah, it does work in sex life as well, so yeah.

• 30:30Speaker 03

  Anyway, it turns out this 47-year-old man had this stuck around his delicate parts. Now she's being euphemistic, delicate parts. She just said cock and balls.

• 30:41Speaker 03

  For five day, five days.

• 30:43Speaker 01

  Oh, my god.

• 30:44Speaker 03

  And only came in eventually because he stopped being able to pee. So what, he thought he was just gonna live with it for the rest of his life? I mean, to be fair, I think if it happened to me, and yeah, I probably would just, I'd be like, well, I just have to accept this is part of my anatomy now.

• 30:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:59Speaker 03

  We tried everything, but it wouldn't move. The decision was made to cut it off. What, the ring or the thing?

• 31:07Speaker 03

  But we had nothing in the hospital strong enough to cut through the titanium.

• 31:10Speaker 01

  Titanium.

• 31:12Speaker 02

  Oh, my god. Titanium.

• 31:13Speaker 01

  What you're doing?

• 31:15Speaker 03

  Put it on one of the Haribo rings or something on if you wanna get a kink.

• 31:19Speaker 01

  A bobble?

• 31:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, a bobble. In the end, we had to, let Chris and Rosie guess.

• 31:25Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 31:26Speaker 02

  Mel- does it melt?

• 31:27Speaker 01

  No, you can't, come on, man.

• 31:29Speaker 03

  What would you do? Titanium?

• 31:30Speaker 01

  Ah, no.

• 31:31Speaker 02

  Oh, vaseline?

• 31:33Speaker 01

  No, yeah, I was gonna say that. I think they've just oiled them. I think they've oiled them up. I think they've threaded the dick through.

• 31:38Speaker 02

  Chicken fat, I don't know.

• 31:39Speaker 01

  Pushed a bollock through each.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  Oh, my god, that, they cut his dick off?

• 31:42Speaker 01

  No. They, they've made an incision.

• 31:45Speaker 03

  Well, go out in the cold, that would shrink everything, wouldn't it?

• 31:47Speaker 01

  Maybe.

• 31:48Speaker 03

  Or would it shrink the metal as well? No, the metal would remain the same, but the genitals would shrink. Ice bath?

• 31:54Speaker 01

  Ice bath. This is an advert for, this is sponsored by Chilltubs. Have they had to make some kind of incision and move something?

• 32:02Speaker 02

  Let's find out.

• 32:03Speaker 03

  We had to call the fire brigade to cut it off with a diamond tipped saw.

• 32:07Speaker 01

  Oh, my god.

• 32:08Speaker 03

  The patient was fine, other than burns around his scrotum from the metal heating up when being cut.

• 32:16Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 32:16Speaker 03

  And I imagine a, like, severe sort of emotional trauma.

• 32:22Speaker 01

  And shame.

• 32:23Speaker 03

  And shame.

• 32:23Speaker 01

  And shame.

• 32:24Speaker 03

  And a lot of shame.

• 32:25Speaker 01

  You've come in here, the doctors are mortified at you, the nurses are mortified. By the way, we've rang the local fire department, six lads are coming down.

• 32:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:32Speaker 01

  They're mortified.

• 32:32Speaker 02

  Imagine if your grandparent died in a fire because they were too busy sawing off. I'm sorry. What?

• 32:41Speaker 03

  Titanium cock ring.

• 32:42Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm sorry, the fucking stupid old bloke. No, 47. Got to, um, no, I would be, that, their fire brigade. Because it's just ridiculous. What a waste of time.

• 32:53Speaker 01

  Oh, we were all fucking cutting this bloke's cock ring off.

• 32:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. There's only one fire brigade for the certain areas, idiot.

• 33:03Speaker 03

  Why would you need a whole brigade for that? Surely that, you just sent one person from the station. Right, let's do rock, paper, scissors.

• 33:11Speaker 01

  But the metal's heating up. I didn't even think of that. They're cutting it with the diamond thing.

• 33:15Speaker 03

  Oh, so the.

• 33:15Speaker 01

  And the metal ring is heating up. It'd be like someone putting a cigarette out on your bollocks.

• 33:20Speaker 02

  You would have to be knocked out for that. That is so traumatic. Like, it's they, it would be like they.

• 33:25Speaker 01

  How big's the saw?

• 33:26Speaker 02

  If I had a cock and balls. There's questions we're never gonna, we're not gonna find out, but that's fine.

• 33:31Speaker 03

  Have you ever seen, there is a picture that I saw that someone showed me. And they said that they knew the person, but I don't think they did. I think it must be an urban myth. But it was a guy on his stag do. And they'd put the engagement ring on his cock as a joke. But then he'd passed out drunk and then it had like got stuck. And then there's this picture of him with this, it's like, it literally looks like the aubergine emoji. And with the little ring at the bottom. And it got caught on his penis and he had to lose his penis. But just before the wedding as well.

• 34:08Speaker 01

  No way.

• 34:10Speaker 02

  That's not real.

• 34:11Speaker 03

  And I, well, no, I mean, I think I, maybe, maybe that was shown to me just like, as a sort of like, yeah, I know. Not great.

• 34:20Speaker 01

  Couple of things. Um, men don't get engagement rings.

• 34:25Speaker 03

  Well, it was in, than a wedding ring.

• 34:27Speaker 01

  Why is it only stag do after the wedding?

• 34:28Speaker 03

  I'm gonna get, well, I'm gonna get the picture.

• 34:31Speaker 03

  I'm gonna get the picture. I've still got the stag thing. I'm not making it up. But you're right, these are good ones.

• 34:37Speaker 02

  I just don't think, could you fit that around more?

• 34:38Speaker 01

  Well, no, because if it's, if he's had to have a stag do after his wedding, then it's more, it's a man's wedding ring.

• 34:44Speaker 02

  All right, okay.

• 34:45Speaker 01

  That's that much, that's more acceptable, isn't it?

• 34:46Speaker 03

  That's more, it's a little bit more acceptable.

• 34:49Speaker 02

  I don't, I've only seen two penises. Three. Yours and the children's.

• 34:55Speaker 03

  Does end.

• 34:56Speaker 01

  It's a terrible.

• 34:57Speaker 02

  Oh, and Jack, sorry.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  He's putting it in a WhatsApp group.

• 35:00Speaker 03

  The picture of the wedding ring penis guy.

• 35:08Speaker 02

  Where are you sending that?

• 35:10Speaker 03

  To my, my, the, the group that, for my, for my stag do, which.

• 35:17Speaker 02

  Who's gonna reply?

• 35:18Speaker 03

  You're gonna give me so much shit.

• 35:19Speaker 01

  What's it called?

• 35:20Speaker 03

  Jack's stag do lads group is called Valdezair 2026.

• 35:27Speaker 03

  It's his best of the best. Because we went skiing in Val. We went skiing in Val. It was really bunts. Do you wanna hear some of the names on this group?

• 35:36Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 35:36Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 35:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, you do. Uh, Doggy, Noah, Hugo.

• 35:41Speaker 02

  Of course, Hugo.

• 35:43Speaker 03

  Digby.

• 35:45Speaker 03

  These are real people. I don't make this up.

• 35:48Speaker 01

  As you are reading these, all of my mates have just wedged them guys.

• 35:53Speaker 02

  Is there a Fergus?

• 35:55Speaker 03

  There's no Fergie. Um, god, or none of these, um, I should delete this group. Looking at some of the, oh, this is amazing. You're gonna love this so much. This is so great. Sorry, I didn't know how we've got on to this.

• 36:08Speaker 01

  No, no, it's fine.

• 36:09Speaker 03

  But this was a guy on the stag. Sorry, we were all on the plane on the stag with Digby, Hugo, Noah and all of that lot. Came onto the plane. Most of us were sat together at the front. Then one of our mates who bought the tickets too late was at the back on his own. And there was a guy in front of him who was on his phone.

• 36:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:26Speaker 03

  And he was looking through the thing and he could see what he was messaging to his mates. And he had put, um, I think Jack Whitehall's just come onto my plane with all of his mates. And then, uh, someone had put, um, yeah, I'm not a big fan. I can never make my mind up. And then this guy had responded, yep, they look like a bunch of absolute cunts.

• 36:53Speaker 03

  And he took a photograph of the screen and shared it with us. I was like, okay. Yeah, I mean, you're not wrong. You're not wrong.

• 37:00Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 37:01Speaker 03

  That is absolutely savage.

• 37:03Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 37:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:04Speaker 01

  Oh, they're beginning of a stag do. We're not gonna get this photo.

• 37:07Speaker 02

  We're not gonna get the photo. Quick, Noah.

• 37:09Speaker 01

  I'm glad you went into that though. That's fantastic.

• 37:11Speaker 03

  We're not gonna get the photo. But I'll send, do you know what? I'll send it to you after the record.

• 37:15Speaker 01

  Please do.

• 37:16Speaker 03

  Suddenly, you're gonna receive a message of a big bulbous, uh, purple willy.

• 37:21Speaker 01

  Cool. Will you send the one off the group as well?

• 37:23Speaker 03

  I'll send, I'll send that one, yeah. No, where is it?

• 37:26Speaker 02

  Thank you so much.

• 37:27Speaker 03

  Thank you so much.

• 37:27Speaker 01

  Well, thank you very much. Lovely to see you. All the best with the tour.

• 37:30Speaker 03

  And it is true, there was, there was a guy that put his willy in a wedding ring.

• 37:34Speaker 02

  I don't not believe you, like.

• 37:36Speaker 03

  But it was a friend.

• 37:37Speaker 01

  Right, yeah, yeah, a friend.

• 37:38Speaker 03

  A guy I know.

• 37:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cousin goes to a different school that you don't know.

• 37:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:43Speaker 02

  It's Fergie.

• 37:56Speaker 00

  Fall never arrives all at once. First the air, then the light. And slowly, the things you love begin to find each other. A jacket meets a dress, a hoodie slips beneath a blazer. An old cap finds a new scarf. Because you don't simply step into the season. You create it, layer by layer, until it finally feels like fall. Find fall your way at Ross.

• 38:24Speaker 04

  Honey, that flu keeping you up?

• 38:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't got this.

• 38:28Speaker 04

  You need Nyquil Intense Flu. Undo your flu symptoms with Nyquil Intense Flu. The nighttime sniffling, aching, aching fever best leave with a flu medicine. You do got this. Use as directed, keep out of reach of children.