Public faux pas, oversharing and who would Rosie play in Shrek?

On this week's podcast Chris an Rosie catch up on their various public faux pas and bond over concerns about oversharing. Rosie shares her love for amateur dramatics after being the recipient of two awards! Chris has more tales from his tour and they get to the bottom of some 5 star hotel reviews... There's one beef and it's a sweet one, icks, and of course some contributions to the new feature... If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: [email protected] 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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  Coming up on this week's episode of Shag Married Annoyed.

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  Chris and I have both kind of put we're fucking it.

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  Yes.

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  With members of the public.

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  Separately both made four pars, I do believe.

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  Yes.

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  Speaking of four pars, Rosie kicked over one of the cameras halfway through. That was fun. I've got a very positive beef for you this week.

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  Oh yeah, it's nice. I don't have any beefs because I am better than you.

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  We've been like ships in the night, haven't we?

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  Uh huh.

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  Hello, you are listening to and possibly watching Shag Married Annoyed with me, Rosie Ramsey and my husband, Christopher Ramsey.

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  Hello, hello.

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  Hello, hello. Welcome guys.

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  Hope everyone's alright out there. Hope you're having a, I hope you've had a nice week if this is Friday as you're listening to it. If you're listening to it after the weekend, I hope you're about to have a nice week. Look at that.

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  Oh, that's nice.

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  All bases covered.

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  Enjoy.

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  Just a bit of positivity there. Now Rosie, anyone not watching will not know, but you have two blocks of wood on your desk in front of you.

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  There are, Christopher.

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  What are they?

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  That's extremely rude.

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  Right.

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  And I want you to take that back straight away. These are actually called A-wards.

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  Yeah.

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  Right. They've been around for a long, long time.

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  Yeah.

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  Awards, yes.

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  Nice.

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  I was at the Norder Awards.

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  Yes.

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  On Saturday evening and with, with my South Shields, Gilbert and Sullivan crew.

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  She did a little gang sign with her hand and she said crew there. That was the worst.

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  Singing.

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  Looks like you're something to dick.

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  Can't do that.

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  What? Like, look like I'm something to dick.

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  Someone went viral for doing it on Dancing with the Stars in America. I saw there was a clip, someone in the crowd and she tried, she was a famous person doing it, she was, but she tried.

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  Oh, she did that. It's in like.

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  And then like spent the rest of the night looking down the camera whenever she could go, it was a mic. Very funny. Very funny.

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  Listen.

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  Anyway, you've got.

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  Back to me.

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  You've got two bits of wooden.

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  Back to me. We won the award for the best concert and the best, oh, we won best concert twice. We won best concert, but one of them, no, one of them, no, listen, one of them was awarded the regional councillor best concert in North Region and that was us. Oh, by the way though, they do them in districts, like.

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  Right, okay.

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  So it's district one, the district eight. So it's like different areas of the North East.

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  Did you all have to fight?

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  Of course, it went on for so long.

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  Really? Yeah, they do.

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  It was so fucking long.

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  These things do.

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  And like, yeah, but it was great and it was, I'm really chuffed and we work hard, you know, like it's an amateur society. Nobody's getting paid. It's a hobby and it's just, I think it's nice to have hobbies and I think I'm a real, I just love amateur theatre and I think long live amateur theatre.

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  I said.

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  In my opinion.

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  So I said, so my mate Jordan came down to the Manchester show that I had at the weekend. Big thanks to everyone who came to my show this weekend.

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  I'm just gonna put them down. I'm just gonna put them away for now though.

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  No worries. Go on, give them a little kiss. There we go. Well done. They're lovely little awards. Well done. Hey.

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  So chuffed. Do you know how hard it was to put that show together?

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  Yeah. Oh, no, it was, yeah, I remember.

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  I know. You've lived through it. It's genuinely really hard. I did do the district joke, you know, nobody fucking knows.

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  Oh no, don't do that.

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  When I walked off the stage, I went, not a fucking chuckle.

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  Oh Jesus.

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  So two things, my mate Jordan came down and I did my Manchester show last Saturday night and I said, he was standing at the side of the stage when Carl was on and he looked up and Manchester Opera House, it's like massive and it's all, you can see the lights at the back and you can see all the ropes that go up the side, all the lines follow the curtains and stuff. And he went, it's pretty cool back here, isn't it? And I literally looked at him and I went, oh, there is a, there's a real magic to the theatre. And he just looked at us and I was like, ah.

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  God.

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  Yes, that was, that was a weird thing to say, wasn't it? But there is, there is a magic to the theatre.

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  Are you joking? I love the theatre.

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  And also whenever I have as a comedian hosted awards ceremony, they always say, the person, people, the people organising the awards, they're like, oh my God, they're so up for it, the crowd, they love it, they're so excited. Never excited and they're always fucking gutted when I'm like, award one of 35. They're like, ah.

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  No, they were pretty, as an audience, so they were pretty engaged.

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  All right, okay.

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  They played like musical theatres and songs in between all of the awards and that was a bit icky because everyone sang along and.

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  Oh, that's nice.

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  That was cute though, it was nice. But also there is a little bit of like, horren about the societies.

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  Excuse me.

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  Dare I say it.

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  Excuse me.

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  They all knew each other because they're all just kind of like, oh, someone, oh, what's that, what show are you doing? Shrek. Oh, there's a part in that that I like. And so they'll go to that society and then it's like, oh, what are you doing?

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  Did you just pick Shrek off the top of your head or is someone doing it?

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  There was so many of them did Shrek.

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  What?

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  It was, it was like.

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  Oh, it's a fucking musical now, isn't it? Yeah, of course. Shrek the Musical. Right, sorry.

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  There's only so many shows that are allowed to, that amateur societies are allowed to do.

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  Right.

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  To have the rights to.

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  Really?

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  Mm-hmm.

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  I didn't know this.

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  Oh yeah, you've got to pay to do them and there's only a certain number of shows, like in amateur society, you can't, we can't do Disney, not allowed to do Disney.

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  Not allowed at all.

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  You've got to pay to sing them.

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  Jesus.

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  Yeah. It's mad. There's so many rules, guys. Guys, there's so many rules.

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  Guys.

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  So yeah, so, but they all know each other and they're all kind of like, but honestly, 15 year old me, right? When I joined the GNS all them years ago, if she, if she could have known that I'd have won.

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  Double award.

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  A double award at the Norders, at the bloody Norders, then should have gone, should have died. They're right there and then on the spot.

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  It's really lovely, right? Because we've got a plethora of awards behind we and we've been nominated for all kinds of stuff and national television awards and stuff like that. But the fact that them Norders that you went to or only knew about until you were 15 still means so much to you is very, very nice.

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  Absolutely.

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  That's the first thing I have to say. Second thing, I'm literally, every single person listening now, it's on their lips. Are you gonna do Shrek? If so, who are you gonna be?

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  Oh, honestly, so I know you're all thinking that I do Fiona. I'd wanna be the donkey.

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  I knew you were gonna say donkey. I wish I'd said it. You believe us. I wish I'd said donkey.

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  I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe. That's your song.

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  Really?

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  I'm a believer.

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  Right.

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  In the film. I don't actually know the musical that one.

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  No, a good song.

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  No, I would be, I'd either be.

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  We'll consider you. I need to see a few of your donkeys.

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  I'd wanna be the donkey or the, or Pinocchio's got a good song in Shrek the Musical.

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  Oh, there we go.

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  I'm not being the fucking princess, although she is.

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  More stage time.

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  Yeah. And also she does turn into an ogre. No, I always take the funny, I want the, I want the smallest part.

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  Yeah.

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  This is what I've done for years, right? I want the smallest part, but I will shine in that part.

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  Is that it? Or you want to outshine everyone else?

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  Fucking right.

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  Least, least hours, least hours.

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  Least amount of time.

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  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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  Yeah.

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  Yeah. The, what do you call it? The, um, the comic relief. You wanna be the comic relief. You wanna just pop in and do bish bash bosch and gone.

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  Yeah, I wanna do nothing, but then I want to be in the reviews going.

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  Stole the show.

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  Light relief from Rosie.

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  There it is.

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  Used to be winter. That was me.

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  Wow, you're so buzzing with it being back in the day. You've actually went back to your mate. Do you, do you perform under your maiden name in amateur dramatics now? Is that your thing?

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  Oh my God, I should, shouldn't I?

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  Yeah, you should. It'd be really funny. Yeah. Anyway, listen, enough of that Shrek and about. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you so much for listening. Thank you so much for watching. If you are watching on YouTube, please subscribe. That would be lovely. And without further ado, it is time for this week's lucrative, lucrative sponsor. Gotta be honest with you, bit more of a male centric sponsor this week. Apologies to the female listeners out there. Bit more of a.

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  Oh.

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  Yeah.

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  End of your belt?

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  Bad. Yeah.

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  How are you doing that?

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  upsetting. So I opened, I went to the urinal. I was in a supermarket, toilet, which makes it even better. Literally fly down, open me belt.

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  Yeah.

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  Open toilet, started going straight away.

• 8:53Speaker 01

  Hang on, so do you not just take your penis out of your?

• 8:57Speaker 00

  I don't know who's doing that. Came with surgery. Tough, tough to do that.

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  Yeah.

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  Oh, you've got, there's all kinds going on. Yeah. So you have to like, you have to unzip and then go in and then if you're tucked in, you've got to lift the shirt up.

• 9:08Speaker 01

  Well, your boxers and Y-fronts don't have the little slit in them.

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  They don't have the Y. No one's using the Y. It's crazy.

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  I don't know.

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  It's like a fucking, you know, can you remember Snake on a Nokia?

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  Yeah.

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  Remember when you'd fill the screen and it was just like down, up, round and you just had to go back on itself. It's kind of like that.

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  Lost my attention quite quickly, I'm not gonna lie.

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  Snake did.

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  Not a games person.

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  I had a mate, I'm sure I've said this before on the podcast, I had a mate who could get the super high score on Snake and I remember one night we're, we're all out somewhere sitting and everyone had Nokia's. And all that we did all night was he just took turns to get the high score on everyone's phone and everyone watched him.

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  You have told me that. I don't know if you're told.

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  It's fucking nuts.

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  These guys.

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  Just started, everyone said, and it was like, right, oh yeah, he did it class. And it was like, oh, so then they could go to school or college or whatever and go, look at my high score on Snake and it was much higher than everyone else's.

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  What a life. What a life.

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  So anyway, unzip, unbutton, open the flat, open the belt, it flips out, I start going to the toilet and it just bounces back round, goes right in front of me dick and just.

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  Oh my God, it wasn't even a little dip dab. It was the full splash.

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  I haven't got a belt on. It was the, it came round and basically like, imagine it was, it was like it was trying to stop me wee from entering the urinal. It was like, no, and it just went all over the belt, all over it. It was horrible.

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  Oh my God.

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  It was devastating.

• 10:19Speaker 01

  Was that today?

• 10:20Speaker 00

  No, no, it was a while ago. It was like last week.

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  God, I'm gonna, I'm actually gonna wet myself, you know, come hurry up. I'm feeling me the toilet.

• 10:25Speaker 00

  Oh, really? You need a toilet? Oh.

• 10:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, you talking about that's just made us.

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  Well, there we go.

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  Need it even more.

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  Well, let's crack on.

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  All right.

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  Get the jingle on and go and get yourself a.

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  Don't speak about jingles in front of me.

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  Get the jingle on and get yourself a tinkle. Oh, that's me new one. There we go. Copyright Chris Ramsey.

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  Jingle.

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  Hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Shag Mar Denoyed.

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  Hello.

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  If you're watching on YouTube, I just went in the loo and then I came back and I kicked the camera.

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  My camera.

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  Chris's camera. So if you, well, it looks harry to me.

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  It looks okay. I don't think that I noticed.

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  I don't think people take much, pay much attention.

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  But you've got to say, because when I see like a very slight mistake in a film or whatever, or something I'm watching, I'm like, ah, it consumes me thoughts. Just in case. I know. But you're not that kind of person, are you? But I am and other people out there are. So.

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  Yeah, very true.

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  I see you. If you're that person, I see you.

• 11:31Speaker 01

  So just the life of the Ramses, you are still on tour.

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  Yes.

• 11:35Speaker 01

  Very much. We're like, we're like passing little ships at the minute, aren't we?

• 11:38Speaker 00

  Really odd at the minute. Yeah, really odd at the minute. We are ships in the night. I've got, I've got, I've got stuff to talk to you about because I haven't even spoke to you.

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  I've got something, I've got stuff to tell you.

• 11:47Speaker 00

  I suppose. So we, we did the podcast on Monday and then Monday night you went to work and then I, I, you came back the day I was going. And then I didn't get back till Sunday. So I didn't, but it wasn't until Saturday that I actually properly sat and spoke to you on the phone because you were so busy with your job.

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  Yeah.

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  So, yeah. But it's good.

• 12:06Speaker 01

  It is good. No, I'm thoroughly enjoying my new little job as well.

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  Booked and blessed.

• 12:10Speaker 01

  Nathan's lush, the team are really nice. The show itself's really good.

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  Fantastic.

• 12:13Speaker 01

  Um, I've cried a lot of times. I don't know if I'm actually even allowed to talk about it, but.

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  Right.

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  I, I don't know if I'm the right person for the job.

• 12:22Speaker 00

  You've cried on camera with.

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  Oh, yeah, sorry, no.

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  You haven't just like.

• 12:25Speaker 01

  No, honestly, like.

• 12:26Speaker 00

  Gone back to your hotel and broke down.

• 12:29Speaker 01

  Maybe I have. Um, I don't know how people do it. You know, do you know Long Lost Family? You've watched it before, haven't you?

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  Yeah.

• 12:35Speaker 01

  Like, I don't think I could do it.

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  No, you'd be a mess.

• 12:38Speaker 01

  What was that? Well, you did Children in Need without crying. I had bawled my eyes out.

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  So, right. So the thing with when I did Children in Need, them VTs.

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  You don't see them, do you? You're busy.

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  No, I watched them beforehand. I say, you need to send me these. And I watched them beforehand because if I watch them on the night, I'll fall apart. And I do all me crying beforehand. I do it like a day before.

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  Might be why they didn't book us again. He's just fucking bringing everyone down. What's his fucking problem?

• 13:05Speaker 01

  He's crying out the way.

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  Yeah, you've got to, yeah, you've got to, you've got to set aside a day before for him to do all his crying. He's just, it's not a nice way to work. And so, yeah, I would, I would literally get all me crying out of the way. And when I had to do the VOs for them, if I did, if it was a clip that I did the voiceover for, I would sit and cry in the booth. And then so on the night, if I caught it, you know, I want to know what it is, but I don't want to watch it on the night when I'm doing a live fucking TV show. So, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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  Um, there is one thing that happened that I haven't told you about. I stayed in a hotel. Uh, I don't want to name the hotel, but, um, this, this has never happened, but apparently it happens quite a lot.

• 13:36Speaker 00

  Right.

• 13:36Speaker 01

  So when we were leaving the restaurant, the lady was like, um, here's a QR code. If you give us a five star review, I get a fiver.

• 13:48Speaker 00

  What the fuck?

• 13:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:51Speaker 00

  She personally gets a fiver?

• 13:53Speaker 01

  She personally gets a fiver for every five star review that's left mentioning her name.

• 13:58Speaker 00

  What?

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  And I was like, I took it and I went, oh, thanks so much. But you know, when you're like, but what if I didn't think it was five star worthy?

• 14:07Speaker 00

  Well, that's, yeah, but that's amazing though, because you just do it to give her a fiver. Cause it's not coming out of your pocket. That's like a free tip.

• 14:13Speaker 01

  Um, no, I fucking didn't.

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  Sorry. No, did you? No, no.

• 14:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 14:21Speaker 01

  If, if she'd have been like sensational, then I, she did, I think she spoke to us once.

• 14:28Speaker 00

  Right. I agree.

• 14:30Speaker 01

  Is that, I find that the most, um, unprofessional.

• 14:33Speaker 00

  It's a, it's a hoodwink. That's why I said it's genius. Cause it's a hoodwink. It's a fucking, it's a scam. It's, if you just quickly fill this out, I get a fiver. How good's that?

• 14:40Speaker 01

  And also.

• 14:41Speaker 00

  All right, okay, I'll do this.

• 14:42Speaker 01

  Also, I'm really good because I genuinely pay quite a lot of attention to reviews. But like you've said, for a trip advisor, you should be able to see the person's lounge and I completely agree. Like you love this bedroom so much. What's your bedroom look like?

• 14:56Speaker 00

  Just giving away one of me, one of my gags from me tour, but whatever. Um, it's one of the biggest, biggest first jokes in me tour there, but that's okay. They can all have that for free.

• 15:04Speaker 01

  Well, you can take it out.

• 15:05Speaker 00

  That's fine.

• 15:06Speaker 01

  You can hear it again. People watch, people listen to this stuff all the time. Garlic bread, oh man. Get over yourself. Um, yeah, but I was just like, I just found it really.

• 15:15Speaker 00

  Yeah. No, it's a hoodwink. It's a scam. It's clever. Very clever.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  She didn't even do it. She didn't even do it like, look, uh, Christmas is coming.

• 15:23Speaker 00

  Oh, you, oh, so you wanted a full sub. You wanted a John Lewis advert.

• 15:26Speaker 01

  Do you know what it is? If she, if she'd have been like, look, uh, they've started this thing. And if you leave a five star review, um, I hope you think that it's been worth five stars. We've really looked after you. We've tried our best. We work really hard. I'll get a fiver. But it was, right, if you get this review, if you scan that QR code, I'll get a fiver. And then she gets a fiver and I'll.

• 15:46Speaker 01

  I thought, no. What? No, but I was like, please, please try and sell this to us because, because also when we actually went to the restaurant, there was two massive groups. And we sat down as a four and they were like, if you could, we're waiting for Nathan to arrive. Bear in mind, we're having drinks. And they were like, if you could hurry up and order, because we want to get these people's food ordering. So it was like, can you fucking hurry up so we can get your shitty little four people out of the way and get all of these?

• 16:17Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 16:17Speaker 01

  And then when we were leaving, she was like, I don't want to rush you, but, uh, actually we're about, and it was like.

• 16:23Speaker 00

  Ah, okay.

• 16:24Speaker 01

  Leave a five star review for a fiver.

• 16:25Speaker 00

  Reviews, okay, I get you.

• 16:26Speaker 01

  Fuck off.

• 16:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, you can't be giving people timeframes and then asking for a five star review.

• 16:29Speaker 01

  No, it was wild.

• 16:31Speaker 00

  Here's a question for you. What if she just said, um, if you leave a five star review, uh, uh, village somewhere in a third wheel country, you get a clean water well?

• 16:40Speaker 01

  Then I would have left a five star review.

• 16:41Speaker 00

  You're not a total bastard. Fair enough. Good.

• 16:43Speaker 01

  No, oh my God. No, I'm not. And honestly, but, but I would love for that girl to have a fiver. I'd love nothing more. I'd rather give her the fiver myself and I'd rather say, yeah, there's a fiver. I'll tell you what, there's a couple of fivers for all you mates, but I'm not leaving five star because it wasn't five star and I don't want somebody else to come and stay here.

• 17:02Speaker 00

  You can't bribe people leaving five star reviews. It's bullshit. Yeah.

• 17:05Speaker 01

  This is the world we're living now. Leave a five star review. I'll get a fiver. But everybody who comes will think that it's five star. And actually, we got, we got told to hurry the fuck up because there was 20 other people waiting for their food order in the kitchen. Like, I honestly don't want to sound like a bitch, but I grew up working in like customer service and like the hospitality industry, Menchella's Cafe at the Nook. Um, and like, I just wouldn't dare.

• 17:31Speaker 00

  Well, sorry, no, I'm going to double down on that even more. I'm in an industry, we're currently in an industry, I'm currently on tour with a standup tour. A five star review is the most fucking epic.

• 17:41Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying.

• 17:42Speaker 00

  It's the pinnacle of what you fucking strive for.

• 17:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:45Speaker 00

  I can count on one hand the amount of times I've had five star reviews. It's fucking rare. You know, four, you go off four. Sometimes the, sometimes they're really, the reviewers are really twatty and they'll give you a four and a half and you go, oh, come on, man. Was that?

• 17:56Speaker 01

  It read, oh, it reads like a four. It's only, what was it? It's a three, but it reads like a four.

• 18:02Speaker 00

  Like a four. We see it at Edinburgh Fringe all the time. I got a three off such and such, but honestly, it reads like a four. Some good quotes in there. It reads like a four. But yeah, fantastic.

• 18:13Speaker 01

  Am I, am I, you've made us feel horrible now.

• 18:15Speaker 00

  No, no, I'm.

• 18:16Speaker 01

  Cause I don't, I would love to have the fivers, but it's just.

• 18:19Speaker 00

  I'm deliberately winding you. I know what you mean. You'd rather, if you had a fiver in your pocket, you'd rather just go, can I just give you a fiver? Cause I don't want to review this shit place at five stars because that's just ridic, everything's reviewed now though. Everything is.

• 18:28Speaker 01

  It just blew my mind. I just thought.

• 18:30Speaker 00

  We have asked people to review and like and rate and subscribe on here, but it's just, yeah.

• 18:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're not like.

• 18:35Speaker 00

  And I do get, I get.

• 18:36Speaker 01

  But just, oh, no, just if you like it.

• 18:39Speaker 00

  Yeah, of course.

• 18:40Speaker 01

  But she was saying, I get a fiver.

• 18:43Speaker 00

  It's very clever.

• 18:44Speaker 01

  It's pulling on your heartstrings.

• 18:46Speaker 00

  Well, they've said, tell them, when people are leaving, Janice, tell them, say, I get a fiver. If this is a, she, she might not get a fiver for every five star review. I'm just putting that out there. She physically might not get a fiver for every five star review. It might just be a thing to see to get the five star reviews. It genuinely might be a thing to see.

• 19:05Speaker 01

  This world, you know that.

• 19:06Speaker 00

  Crazy man.

• 19:06Speaker 01

  I actually hate this world.

• 19:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:08Speaker 01

  Like, I genuinely went to bed feeling bad because part of us was like, I want her to have a fiver. But the other part was.

• 19:16Speaker 00

  Listen.

• 19:16Speaker 01

  Janice, it wasn't worth, it wasn't worth five star. It didn't, wasn't five stars.

• 19:20Speaker 00

  Did I get named right? Was she called Janice?

• 19:21Speaker 01

  No, I don't know.

• 19:22Speaker 00

  All right.

• 19:22Speaker 01

  But like.

• 19:23Speaker 00

  Do you want to feel better about yourself? Cause I did something much more assholeery than that this week.

• 19:28Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, go on. I feel bad now.

• 19:29Speaker 00

  Don't feel bad. I'm taking the piss out of you.

• 19:31Speaker 01

  But as an ex hospitality person.

• 19:33Speaker 00

  Yeah. No, I fully understand. It's not worth, yeah, I get it.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  Feel a bit bad.

• 19:37Speaker 00

  No, but you're, you know, yeah, I totally get it. But listen, I can be, I can always, if you feel a bit bad about something you've done, always come to me.

• 19:44Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 19:45Speaker 00

  Come to Uncle Chris.

• 19:45Speaker 01

  Come on then.

• 19:46Speaker 00

  I'll tell you what's wrong. Right. I'll tell you what I've done that's worse. I'll make you feel better.

• 19:49Speaker 01

  Imagine if you made me call your uncle Chris all the time.

• 19:53Speaker 01

  How awful would that be?

• 19:54Speaker 00

  I was saying my mouth a bit when I said it.

• 19:55Speaker 01

  Imagine, like, like a weird fetish thing.

• 19:57Speaker 00

  I'm only answering, I'm only answering Uncle Chris. Rosie, it's Monday. You're going to only call us Uncle Chris.

• 20:04Speaker 00

  So we, uh, we're going to, uh, actually.

• 20:07Speaker 01

  Can I just ask, sorry, I'm, I'm really sorry. I don't want to butt in.

• 20:10Speaker 00

  No, you did. That's fine.

• 20:11Speaker 01

  I've got one request.

• 20:12Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 20:13Speaker 01

  Please can you not mention golf?

• 20:15Speaker 00

  I'm not gonna.

• 20:15Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 20:16Speaker 00

  At all.

• 20:16Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 20:19Speaker 00

  We just move on.

• 20:21Speaker 01

  Is it about, I just feel like you've been very golf heavy.

• 20:24Speaker 00

  Hmm. Just that story was all about, all about golf. I'm joking, it wasn't. Right. So I got to a venue. Uh, so in the, in the, along the lines of, you know, when we're on the train or whatever, and we said, we've said it before, we're on the train, we've got loads of suitcases. And someone always goes, oh, how long's it been? Them kind of fucking interactions.

• 20:43Speaker 01

  Which I always say.

• 20:44Speaker 00

  That irritates us.

• 20:44Speaker 01

  So I'm on the train by myself and now someone's like, oh, for how long you here for? Like literally, I could be leaving my family.

• 20:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could be, yeah. You don't know. Anyway, so I get out of the van at a, at the destination, which I'm not going to mention just in case, right? And, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, I've just been asleep. I had a little nap in the van. Me and Carl get out, the tour manager gets out and they're getting stuff out the back and I'm sort of helping out. And then I stand at the side of the van and I look at my reflection in the van. And I kind of just move me hair a bit and I look rough as fuck. I've just woke up. I look terrible. And this guy who works at the venue, trying to have a bit of banter. He went, oh, you still look great, man. You're still, you're looking, still good looking. Don't worry. I thought, and I went, oh, I went, well, it's been a long journey. So I'm surprised like, and he went, ah, and I thought that was all right.

• 21:30Speaker 00

  And I got stuff out of the van. Then I, I happened to look at myself again because I had a big bit of hair sticking up at the back of where I'd been asleep in the van and I was flattening it down. And he went, yeah, we've got mirrors inside there, you know, right? And I thought, you've had it twice now. I'm not having this. So he went, we've got mirrors inside, you know?

• 21:47Speaker 01

  I don't. What did you say?

• 21:49Speaker 00

  Turned and looked at him. I pointed at his face and I went, doesn't fucking look like it.

• 21:57Speaker 00

  He didn't speak, it was for the rest of the night.

• 22:01Speaker 00

  He didn't say another thing, it was for the rest of the night.

• 22:08Speaker 00

  I told Carl, I got Carl in the dressing room, I got in, I whispered to him, I went, was this too much? And Carl went, fucking hell mate. I just woke up, I'm, I'm just looking, I'm, I'm a-

• 22:18Speaker 01

  You're gonna be on the news for like-

• 22:20Speaker 00

  But don't like-

• 22:21Speaker 01

  Just killing and running someone over who looks at you funny one day.

• 22:24Speaker 00

  Don't like, I've just woke up-

• 22:25Speaker 01

  I know, I get it. I know, it's annoying, it's annoying.

• 22:28Speaker 00

  Don't flex the muscles, I'm a fucking professional comedian, don't have two fucking pops at us and think I'm not gonna fucking, like, I can't help it, it's, it's a fucking, it's like, you know, when the, you know, when it's a reaction, you know, you know, when the hit, the doctor hits your knee and your fucking leg? It's just a reaction, but Carl's it even worse. Same venue, right?

• 22:47Speaker 01

  So this is why, this is why whenever we go to a job, Chris and I together, because my tolerant, I know I come on here right now, do when I, I have a whinge in the morning, I'm normally due on and I'm, I'm a bit, right? But actually, if you meet me in public, I genuinely have got a really, I, I kinda can take a lot of shit. So whenever we do a job together, what do I always say?

• 23:07Speaker 00

  Um, Chris doesn't represent both of us.

• 23:08Speaker 01

  Just separately, please.

• 23:10Speaker 00

  So imagine being with Carl as well, so, right.

• 23:13Speaker 01

  Oh god, Carl's just as bad as you.

• 23:15Speaker 00

  So this venue, great venue, phenomenal, crowd are amazing-

• 23:19Speaker 01

  What was his job?

• 23:20Speaker 00

  Who, the guy?

• 23:21Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 23:23Speaker 00

  He was like, something to do with the stage man, yeah, like a techie, something to do with the stage management or whatever. So the same venue, right?

• 23:29Speaker 01

  Oh Chris, did he not even take it funny?

• 23:32Speaker 00

  He sort of like, was like, oh, it was like, you know, like, don't, you can't, like, you can't, you can't start sparring with us and then get upset when I, when I fucking, when I win. You can't do it, because it's, I'm a comedian, like, it's my job, it's what I do, and I didn't, but I sort of taught him a bit, I was like, thanks mate, like, thank you, and he's like-

• 23:50Speaker 01

  But it's the same, I hate it when, I hate it-

• 23:51Speaker 00

  Basically the banter stopped, he wouldn't banter with us anymore.

• 23:54Speaker 01

  Right.

• 23:54Speaker 00

  I took the banter too far.

• 23:55Speaker 01

  I hate it when people take the piss out of people's clothes.

• 23:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, I don't, well, I don't like when people talk about what you look like, or talk about what you're wearing, it's not, but, but, listen to this, this is-

• 24:03Speaker 01

  Right, okay, so this is Carl.

• 24:04Speaker 00

  And I text Carl, we were talking about it on the way home the other night, and I text him when I got home and I said, can I tell that story on the podcast? Not the one I've just told, the one I'm about to tell. And I went, mainly because I don't want this venue to think that it was me that said the final thing. Because I said, yes, I said the mirror thing, and I, and I, yes, it was a little bit harsh, but, you know, and he wasn't a bad looking bloke, to be fair, but-

• 24:25Speaker 01

  So this is, but Carl's done the same?

• 24:27Speaker 00

  Carl's done a better one, a worse one, much worse.

• 24:29Speaker 01

  At the same venue?

• 24:29Speaker 00

  Same venue.

• 24:30Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 24:30Speaker 00

  So we all pile in the van, do some selfies outside, some, meet some fans, and then me and Carl pile in the van, and the van doors, and they shut, right? And we're sitting there, and tour manager Mick is in the front, and, and Carl, Carl went really fucking loud. And the award for the venue staff who smell most like cigarettes goes to, and then he said the name of the venue, and then the next thing we heard was Mick, through his open fucking window, go, thanks guys, thank you very much. And all the staff went, yeah, thanks, bye Mick, and the front fucking window was open.

• 25:09Speaker 00

  And all I'm on here to say is, it was Carl Hutchinson who said that, it wasn't me, because I said, that venue is gonna say that-

• 25:17Speaker 01

  You're gonna be blacklisted.

• 25:19Speaker 00

  As Chris Ramsey's van pulled away, he shouted something horrible, and that wasn't me, it was Carl. And the award for the venue staff who smell the most like cigarettes goes to, bye lads, thanks, yeah, cheers Mick, we both, Carl went, fuck, I went the fucking window was open.

• 25:38Speaker 01

  Again, um, I actually have nothing to do with this tour.

• 25:43Speaker 00

  No, no, she does not, she does not.

• 25:45Speaker 01

  In no way, shape or form am I associated with the two of these. Um, but also, yeah, I didn't, I didn't leave the five star review of Janice.

• 25:56Speaker 00

  Congratulations, welcome to being an asshole, it's took you a long time, it's took you a long time, but well, she's on board, come on!

• 26:02Speaker 01

  Babadu babadu babadu ba.

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• 27:34Speaker 01

  Babadu babadu babadu ba. Speaking of things that you shouldn't really say, why do I not have the ability to shut the fuck up?

• 27:43Speaker 00

  Hmm, you've been oversharing again, love.

• 27:47Speaker 00

  Ah, there it is.

• 27:48Speaker 01

  It's every time I'm in a new situation, so I started this new TV show, more filming, and it was, it's very intense, you're kind of with the people all day. But then I just leave every night and lie in my bed and go, why did you say that? Why did you say that? Like, why did you talk about glycerin suppositories to people who you don't even know?

• 28:06Speaker 00

  No, not this, no.

• 28:07Speaker 01

  Just, yeah, just, you know, it just got spread around that I hadn't had a shit, so I had to have a suppository, and it was the first day of filming, you know, and you're just like-

• 28:14Speaker 00

  I did the same, I did the same for Timecrashes.

• 28:16Speaker 01

  I know, I can't help myself.

• 28:17Speaker 00

  When I did Timecrashes for Channel 4, anyone who doesn't know, I did a show for Channel 4 years ago, really fucking good show, me and a few other, you know, famous people had to stay in, in period, so in like, you know, the past for a couple of days, like a movie set. And, uh, yeah, the toilets were of the period, so it was holes in the ground, fucking, and I was like, absolutely not, and they were like, you're gonna be bunged up, and I was like, I'm not gonna be bunged up, because on the days off, where we go to a hotel, I'll just hire a suppository up and just empty myself, and then that'll be that, and that's exactly what I did.

• 28:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 28:46Speaker 01

  But it's just why, like, I just fill silences with-

• 28:49Speaker 00

  I fill silences, I'm really bad.

• 28:50Speaker 01

  With like, stuff that people don't need to know.

• 28:52Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 28:52Speaker 01

  But also, um, the boss guy, Sam was there, um, and he tells, like, everyone's, he's the boss, like, everyone's sort of like, very respectful to him. Um, obviously he's from Cardiff, and, uh, and I, for some reason, when we were just about to do some VTs, I was like, oh my god, I was like, do you speak Welsh? And he was like, yeah, yeah, I speak Welsh, and I was like, no star carryad bach. And the all, the crew were all sort of like, what are you talking about? And he, I've ne, nobody's ever looked at us this way, he just sort of went, right? And then they were all like, okay.

• 29:27Speaker 00

  And what is that?

• 29:28Speaker 01

  Well, I had a Welsh boyfriend for a little while.

• 29:31Speaker 00

  Right.

• 29:32Speaker 01

  And it means, like, good night, my little love.

• 29:35Speaker 00

  Right.

• 29:36Speaker 01

  It was just massively inappropriate.

• 29:39Speaker 00

  Did he say you'd said it right?

• 29:40Speaker 01

  I'd actually Googled it after, and I think it's, um, no, I think it's, uh, because the way he looked at it, I was like, have I just fucking said, hoist something up me back end? Like, literally, I was like, what have I said? And everyone was just kind of, like, I was-

• 29:55Speaker 00

  New job, the boss on a new job, sorry, can I say for once, judge me and Rosie separately, I've got nothing to do with this job. Fucking going into bloody Welsh.

• 30:06Speaker 01

  Maybe he was impressed, I don't know, but no, it means, um, it means like, night star, little love or something like, like, good night, little love, it's just, it was just inappropriate, Chris, I just didn't need it, honestly, didn't need to say it.

• 30:17Speaker 00

  But he didn't say well done, or yeah, that means this, or anything?

• 30:19Speaker 01

  No, which actually leads me to believe-

• 30:22Speaker 00

  He's not well, he's a con-

• 30:22Speaker 01

  He can't speak Welsh at all, can he?

• 30:24Speaker 00

  He was a bit more Welsh than him, he can't speak Welsh, he's full of it.

• 30:26Speaker 01

  Maybe that's what it, maybe he tells everyone.

• 30:28Speaker 00

  Ask him what a poppy ping is.

• 30:29Speaker 01

  What is it? It's a microwave?

• 30:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think it's bullshit, I think it's bullshit, I don't actually-

• 30:33Speaker 01

  Oh, is that? Alright, okay.

• 30:33Speaker 00

  I think that one's a piss take one, that people have invented, that's just sort of stuck, yeah, I think it's one, yeah.

• 30:37Speaker 01

  It's highly racist, actually.

• 30:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, so there we go.

• 30:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, so, I mean, we've got, we've got really, really inappropriate.

• 30:44Speaker 00

  So that's what happens when you get bored on these sets all day, that's what happens.

• 30:47Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 30:47Speaker 00

  So, good, again, don't judge Rosie and me in the same breath.

• 30:54Speaker 01

  My accent's good though, isn't it?

• 30:56Speaker 00

  I think so.

• 30:58Speaker 00

  I don't know, good, yeah. Um, do you want to know the most, the most psychotic thing I've ever done in my life that I did the other day, which I think is really, I did it, and I knew, I, I, as I was doing it, I was like, this is so fucking weird, but I did it anyway.

• 31:13Speaker 01

  Oh god.

• 31:14Speaker 00

  It's not that bad, like, it's not, it, not, no one saw it, no one would have to hear it unless I said it. Um, so, I got to, um, Stockton to do a gig the other night, and, um, I wear, uh, I wear these quite comfortable chinos to, to travel in, right? And, uh-

• 31:30Speaker 01

  Quite comfortable chinos?

• 31:32Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, they're old, they're me old Levi chinos, I've had them for a while, they're black, but the fucking knees are like-

• 31:37Speaker 01

  Did you finally throw away those jean shorts?

• 31:41Speaker 00

  I did throw away jean shorts, yes, I regretted it, but I did throw away some jean shorts. I stopped wearing the jean shorts, this summer I did not see the jean shorts.

• 31:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, I thought, do you know what, I, I thought I hadn't seen them, they are horrible, they are horrible.

• 31:56Speaker 00

  They're gone now, so fucking drop it, right?

• 31:58Speaker 01

  Good, I'm glad.

• 31:59Speaker 00

  Um, so I've got these chinos on, right, and they're like, um, they're so, I've worn them so much that they're sort of, they almost hang a bit low now, they're like-

• 32:07Speaker 01

  The green ones?

• 32:07Speaker 00

  No, I've got three pairs of the green ones, I've got one pair of the black ones, the knees are a bit shiny on them, just off wearing them.

• 32:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:12Speaker 00

  So, but I, I sometimes, uh, to make them look a little bit cooler, I've got a little turnip in them, right, so you can see a little bit of ankle, so they look like a little bit shorter, so they look a bit like, a little bit cooler on a hot night and get a little bit, anyway. I got to Stockton, and I took them off, and a bit of gravel from our gravel drive fell out of the turnip. And obviously, as I'd walked into the van when Mick was picking us up, a bit of gravel had gone in my pants, and it fell onto the floor in the dressing room, and I picked it up and I went, oh, that's a bit of gravel from our drive. I put it in my bag.

• 32:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:43Speaker 00

  And I brought it back.

• 32:51Speaker 00

  That's like, I was like, oh, it's a, I've brought it all the way to Stockholm, it's not, it'll not know where it is. Like,

• 32:59Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 33:00Speaker 00

  I put it in my bag.

• 33:01Speaker 01

  You're all right. No, I'm, no, okay, but.

• 33:04Speaker 00

  It was in me, it was in me head on, I was on stage and I was like, I've got to remember to put that gravel back. And I got out the van and I went in my little side pouch, it's like a backpack, Levi backpack as well, I think the centre's it actually, thank you. And Levi backpack and I put me hand in the side where the drinks pouch is and I put the bit of gravel at the bottom.

• 33:18Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 33:18Speaker 00

  I got it out and I just put it back in the drive.

• 33:19Speaker 01

  You know.

• 33:20Speaker 00

  With its mates.

• 33:21Speaker 01

  I'm all right with that.

• 33:22Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 33:22Speaker 01

  I'm all right with that.

• 33:23Speaker 00

  I paid for that gravel, it's fucking expensive gravel, you know.

• 33:25Speaker 01

  It is expensive.

• 33:26Speaker 00

  If I did that every day, right, if I turned up at a gig every day with gravel in me, and I got, and I just left it there, would have no gravel on the drive by the end of the year.

• 33:35Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 33:35Speaker 00

  Decked.

• 33:36Speaker 01

  Um, I just, I don't know, I'm not judging you too much on that one because I, like, I'm a bit like that, like, sometimes I think toys can talk and stuff, like weird, weird shit, so yeah.

• 33:47Speaker 00

  Just brought it home.

• 33:47Speaker 01

  That's fine, with these mates.

• 33:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's brought home.

• 33:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, oh, I kinda like that. And what would you do with it? What, would you just chuck it out the van? That's where my home.

• 33:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's from my house.

• 33:57Speaker 01

  It means a lot.

• 33:58Speaker 00

  I'm glad you're on board with this.

• 33:59Speaker 01

  I'm on board with that.

• 34:00Speaker 00

  Good.

• 34:00Speaker 01

  I am on board with that.

• 34:01Speaker 00

  Let's bump.

• 34:02Speaker 01

  Babadu babadu babadu ba.

• 34:03Speaker 00

  It's time for what's your beef?

• 34:05Speaker 01

  What's your beef? What's your beef? Come on, let it all out, scream and shout.

• 34:11Speaker 00

  I've got a beef.

• 34:11Speaker 01

  La la la la, la la la la la la.

• 34:13Speaker 00

  Alright, I've got a beef this week, but it's, I'll be honest with you, it's a wet, wet beef, soppy, soppy beef, beef, wet beef, sloppy wet beef.

• 34:22Speaker 01

  Better not be about that beef that I cooked yesterday for the dinner that was.

• 34:25Speaker 00

  Lovely beef.

• 34:25Speaker 01

  I know, but it was a bit rare, wasn't it?

• 34:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, but it was lovely.

• 34:27Speaker 01

  Widely rare.

• 34:28Speaker 00

  Um, no, um, I've just wrote this down and you said you don't, you might not have a beef with me.

• 34:33Speaker 01

  I haven't got one, babe, like literally.

• 34:35Speaker 00

  Seen each other.

• 34:35Speaker 01

  No, I haven't seen you and, and yeah, and I love you.

• 34:38Speaker 00

  Love you too.

• 34:39Speaker 01

  So much more than anyone I've ever loved ever.

• 34:41Speaker 00

  Yee. What do you else boyfriend that you had?

• 34:44Speaker 01

  More, yeah, much more than him.

• 34:46Speaker 00

  No way, amazing, I'll write that down. Um, my beef with you.

• 34:49Speaker 01

  Nostrakariad bind.

• 34:52Speaker 00

  Great. Um, my beef with you is, um, when I tell you you look gorgeous, you keep rolling your eyes.

• 35:00Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 35:01Speaker 00

  Stop it and believe us, you're beautiful.

• 35:03Speaker 01

  Nah, never.

• 35:04Speaker 00

  And that's my beef.

• 35:05Speaker 01

  I'm an soppy, horrible, wench, thank you, that's really sweet. And, and do you know what? Um, I actually genuinely, it's lovely when you tell us that I look nice. And I know I roll my eyes, but it.

• 35:16Speaker 00

  Feel stupid.

• 35:17Speaker 01

  No, because, but it goes in there, so I really appreciate it. Thank you so much.

• 35:20Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 35:20Speaker 01

  Thank you, love you, that's really sweet.

• 35:24Speaker 01

  Why are you being gross?

• 35:24Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 35:25Speaker 01

  Why are you being nice? What's happened? What's happened? Are you bit up?

• 35:28Speaker 00

  I'm dying.

• 35:29Speaker 01

  Are you having another bit?

• 35:29Speaker 00

  I'm dying.

• 35:30Speaker 01

  Are you living this?

• 35:30Speaker 00

  Um.

• 35:31Speaker 01

  Thanks, that's really sweet. That's not a beef, that's nice.

• 35:34Speaker 00

  Well, no, it is annoying when I'm like, oh my god, you look gorgeous and you're like, ah.

• 35:37Speaker 01

  Because I don't feel it.

• 35:38Speaker 00

  I know. No, but it's like, sometimes I feel like it was like the same reaction as if I went up and said it to a fucking stranger in a supermarket.

• 35:44Speaker 01

  Oh, sorry.

• 35:45Speaker 00

  I'd just say, you look gorgeous, ah, pepper spray, you're one step away from pepper spraying us when I tell you you look gorgeous and you need to stop it because you're beautiful.

• 35:50Speaker 01

  I just never feel it.

• 35:52Speaker 00

  Well, you are.

• 35:52Speaker 01

  Thank you though, I appreciate that. And I think you told us after I'd just been plucking me moustaches. Because I've never got a moustache.

• 36:01Speaker 00

  No.

• 36:01Speaker 01

  In certain lights, in my mirror, in my like, I've got a little mirror which is like the, um.

• 36:06Speaker 00

  This is embarrassing. You're not talking about that, that moustache that I drew on your mirror in Sharpie, the black one, the curly one, the proper one. I just drew it on, man.

• 36:13Speaker 01

  How is this still in the top 10? How? How? How? How?

• 36:23Speaker 00

  Oh, so they're.

• 36:23Speaker 01

  Do you remember How To?

• 36:24Speaker 00

  I do remember How To.

• 36:25Speaker 01

  Brilliant programme.

• 36:26Speaker 00

  It was.

• 36:27Speaker 01

  What was the last, what was the catch for you, Steve, I can go before you?

• 36:29Speaker 00

  Eh?

• 36:30Speaker 01

  Oh, and that's how, for now, fuck you.

• 36:33Speaker 00

  Oh, it was as well. Fuck you, they definitely said fuck you at the end as well, I remember.

• 36:37Speaker 01

  How for now.

• 36:37Speaker 00

  Fuck you.

• 36:38Speaker 01

  Fuck you, kids. Babadu babadu babadu ba.

• 36:41Speaker 00

  It's time for questions from the public.

• 36:44Speaker 01

  Questions from the public.

• 36:45Speaker 00

  Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.

• 36:48Speaker 01

  That's how for now.

• 36:52Speaker 00

  It's not, stop saying how for now, we're gonna get sued. Um, as always.

• 36:55Speaker 01

  How To? How To.

• 36:57Speaker 00

  How To, it was fantastic. Uh, as always, if you want to get in touch at [email protected] to send a long form email or a story. I was speaking to a lady, a nurse, outside of the gig in Manchester. Um, I'm sorry I had to cut you short, you start trying to tell us stories, but I had to go to Dushun with Carl, you've seen how he gets with Dushun, you've seen on my Instagram. You said you were gonna email them in, please do email them in, you said some of them were too dark for the pod. I said, look, Rosie loves stuff like that.

• 37:21Speaker 01

  How could it be too dark for this?

• 37:22Speaker 00

  Rosie loves stuff like that.

• 37:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:24Speaker 00

  Um, and if you want to send a voice note, which we absolutely love, zero seven eight seven four four zero six six five zero.

• 37:31Speaker 01

  Never too dark for me. Uh, documentary recommendation, I've just finished watching the documentary, The Woman Who Was Never There. And I actually think I'd watched, I've seen.

• 37:41Speaker 00

  I saw, I read a synopsis of this.

• 37:44Speaker 01

  She pretended to be a survivor of nine eleven.

• 37:47Speaker 00

  Fucking people are nuts. People are nuts. She had a full thing, didn't she? Did interviews, full stories and then people worked out that she wasn't even in the. Why? It's just some people are so fucking desperate for attention, it's insane.

• 38:01Speaker 01

  And also, it usually stems back to Spoilt Little Rich Kid.

• 38:05Speaker 00

  Right.

• 38:06Speaker 01

  It's, it's usually very much.

• 38:09Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 38:09Speaker 01

  Spoilt little rich girl, just fucking makes up shit. Crazy, very interesting though. Um.

• 38:16Speaker 00

  How could you sleep at night?

• 38:18Speaker 01

  Oh, I don't know. I don't know.

• 38:19Speaker 00

  I mean, I'll watch it, I'll a hundred percent watch it.

• 38:21Speaker 01

  It's really interesting. Um, the, the mind's a powerful thing.

• 38:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:26Speaker 01

  Mental health issues, mental illnesses, like.

• 38:28Speaker 00

  An upbringing has got a lot to offer.

• 38:30Speaker 01

  You know, but that, that doesn't forgive what you've done, but at the same time, I think when you're, when you're, like, we're 40 now.

• 38:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:37Speaker 01

  20 years ago, I'd have been like, eh, but now I kinda go, oh dear.

• 38:40Speaker 00

  You do kinda, yeah, you do kinda get a bit of a thing, yeah.

• 38:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, actually, well, it's like trolls.

• 38:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:46Speaker 01

  Trolls online, once, but 10 years ago, I'd be like, this fucking bitch. But now I'm kinda like, what? Susan, what's going on?

• 38:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, what's happening?

• 38:54Speaker 01

  Like, are you okay?

• 38:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:56Speaker 01

  Do you know what I mean?

• 38:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, I agree.

• 38:57Speaker 01

  Right, listen.

• 38:58Speaker 00

  You get a bit more compassionate and a bit more of a sort of wider scope of things. Things aren't black and white anymore when you get a bit older.

• 39:05Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 39:06Speaker 00

  They're not black and white anymore.

• 39:07Speaker 01

  The older you get and having kids and just like, it does change the way that you look at things.

• 39:12Speaker 00

  And the more life experiences you get, I think as well.

• 39:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, but also, honestly.

• 39:15Speaker 00

  And we look at, let's get some, let's get some emails and judge, come on.

• 39:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, can't wait. Hi Rosie and Chris, hope you're well. Are you well?

• 39:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'm great. I mean, you've got a little bit of clearing throat going on, mate.

• 39:25Speaker 01

  You haven't done it once yet.

• 39:26Speaker 00

  I've been leaning away from the mic and doing it, something going on.

• 39:28Speaker 01

  Um, new name for the segment, and this is actually quite good, okay, because we still haven't come up with one.

• 39:33Speaker 00

  Oh, this is the segment, um, things that people have said that you've overheard that you now say all the time as a catchphrase.

• 39:38Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 39:39Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 39:39Speaker 01

  Uh, can I propose overheard forever said?

• 39:44Speaker 00

  Said?

• 39:45Speaker 01

  He said.

• 39:45Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 39:46Speaker 01

  Overheard forever said.

• 39:47Speaker 00

  Alright, okay.

• 39:48Speaker 01

  I know.

• 39:49Speaker 00

  Nah, over, you know, over. There's something there.

• 39:53Speaker 01

  There's something there, but it needs workshopped.

• 39:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, they've Eminem'd that. Like, you know when Eminem makes orange rhyme with stuff, but he changes the pronunciation of the word? Which is great, but overheard and forever said, nah.

• 40:04Speaker 01

  Pronunciation of pronunciation. What is the?

• 40:06Speaker 00

  Irony. Um.

• 40:10Speaker 00

  Ooh, meta, let's go deep, inception.

• 40:12Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 40:13Speaker 00

  Spin the little thing.

• 40:14Speaker 01

  The fucking cleverest person in the world.

• 40:16Speaker 00

  Um, yeah, okay, overheard, right, I'm gonna, right, okay, I'm still, because I remember we thought we'd come up with a really good one, we're like, yeah, there, and then we forgot it, so it can't be that fucking good, we forgot it. So anyway, thi- this section that we'd love, yeah, go.

• 40:26Speaker 01

  I hate ourselves. Uh, mine is, me and my husband were at the cinema years ago, sitting next to an older couple.

• 40:32Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 40:32Speaker 01

  When the movie started, it came on with a really loud noise, I guess to get your attention.

• 40:37Speaker 00

  Right.

• 40:37Speaker 01

  And the lady leaned across to her husband and said, and that's why half the kids in Britain are deaf.

• 40:48Speaker 01

  It is now our go-to whenever there is need for an exaggeration.

• 40:51Speaker 00

  Completely made up fucking statistic. That's why half the kids in Britain are deaf. Half?

• 40:57Speaker 01

  Half the kids in Britain are deaf.

• 41:00Speaker 00

  Wow, that's fantastic. Wow.

• 41:03Speaker 01

  Hey god, bloody they are. Our, our Rafe and his glue ear, Jesus Christ.

• 41:07Speaker 00

  Oh bless him.

• 41:08Speaker 01

  I know, bless his little heart, but that telly, if he has that telly and he, and you know, the other day, I was like, Rafe, can you turn the telly down? And he's like, I can't hear it on 10, ma'am. And I was like, oh, bless him, it's, I'm going insane.

• 41:21Speaker 00

  Oh, I know, he plays it loud, like.

• 41:22Speaker 01

  His little glue ear.

• 41:28Speaker 02

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• 42:25Speaker 05

  Flowing ad budget on metrics that look great till the CFO sees them? That's bull spend and marketers are calling it out in dashboard confessions.

• 42:35Speaker 02

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• 42:57Speaker 01

  There's another, this is, there's another one here as well.

• 42:59Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 43:00Speaker 01

  Hello, Chris and Rosie. Hope you're doing well. My partner and I are both international schoolteachers here in Bangkok.

• 43:06Speaker 00

  I was sorry, just such a, if you'd have stopped at international, schoolteachers wouldn't have been the first thing I went to. I don't know why.

• 43:15Speaker 01

  What would you have gone to?

• 43:16Speaker 00

  Spies was my first one. International spies. And I thought, why would they be telling with that? But just international, like international men of mystery. It was just, it was just, it was, yeah. International, I got so excited. I was like, oh, no, yeah. Not, not that, that's not cool. That's fucking amazing. But yeah, just international schoolteachers. Okay, come on. Right. What I'm trying to say is, win me back.

• 43:35Speaker 01

  Okay. All right then. We actually have something me and my partner say that originated from one of the children.

• 43:40Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 43:41Speaker 01

  In Bangkok. When the student first transferred to the school, he had a bit of a friction with another classmate.

• 43:47Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 43:48Speaker 01

  The other child came to complain to my partner about some bizarre comments he was making, including a moment when he got annoyed and declared, "If I was at my school in China, I'd punch him in the face."

• 44:03Speaker 01

  This is the bit that's funny though. Naturally, that became our go-to phrase.

• 44:07Speaker 00

  "I was at my school in China." Why, why has he not punched him here? Because all his mates are there. He's gonna...

• 44:12Speaker 01

  Who knows? I don't know.

• 44:13Speaker 00

  He's got backup?

• 44:14Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 44:14Speaker 00

  He's not frightened over there? He's on his own?

• 44:16Speaker 01

  Whenever either of us faces even the slightest inconvenience, our immediate reaction is, "If I was at my school in China, I'd punch him in the face."

• 44:26Speaker 00

  Fucking great.

• 44:27Speaker 01

  I just love, it's not even the thing that's funny. It's just the way that people integrate it into their life.

• 44:33Speaker 00

  That's my catchphrase I'm having it now.

• 44:34Speaker 01

  And I love it so much.

• 44:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:37Speaker 01

  Oh, if I was at my school, if I was at my school in China, I'd punch him in the face.

• 44:43Speaker 00

  Brilliant ones of these, man. God, I love it.

• 44:47Speaker 01

  Hi, Rosie and Chris. Longtime listener, first time emailer. We are in the US, but my best friend is British and over the years, she's got me hooked on your podcast and pretty much all things British.

• 44:57Speaker 00

  Oh, wonderful. Thank you to your friend. That's amazing.

• 45:00Speaker 01

  Hmm. About 15 years ago, she worked at a botanical garden here that sent out a member survey. So it's in England, I'm guessing. Most of the feedback was what you'd expect. More benches, better parking, et cetera, et cetera. But one member wrote in, "Can we please have a child-free day? Little bastards ruin everything."

• 45:19Speaker 00

  Ah, okay. Yeah.

• 45:22Speaker 01

  We've been quoting it ever since, especially now that we have our own kids. Imagine that. Oh.

• 45:29Speaker 00

  A child-free day at the botanical garden. You turn up with your kids. Sorry, it's the child-free day today.

• 45:35Speaker 01

  Some people really hate kids, don't they?

• 45:37Speaker 00

  Yeah. I get it.

• 45:38Speaker 01

  I was like, also them old twats.

• 45:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, when we went to the, Anna Castle.

• 45:42Speaker 01

  That's really turned, hasn't it? Because when we spoke, first spoke about that in the summer, we were like, people have an elder, now I'm like, old twats, they were horrible. They stopped our kids from playing a proper game of the bloody lawn bean bags.

• 45:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, we had to play half a lawn bean bag game because a, a, a, a collection of fucking Ochrage Generians wanted to play it. It's insane.

• 46:02Speaker 01

  Vile, vile.

• 46:05Speaker 01

  Hello, Chris and Rosie. I have discovered a new ick within my relationship and I would love to know your thoughts.

• 46:12Speaker 00

  Yes, always ready to judge an ick.

• 46:14Speaker 01

  Rosie, I think you might be on board with this as I may have found a hobby even more icky than cuddle club, which I haven't been to for a while, even me mum.

• 46:23Speaker 00

  Yeah. So I haven't been to, you know what it is? I stopped, I injured myself just before the summer holidays. So I didn't do it for a bit. And then in the summer holidays, it was tough to get to go there because we had the kids and stuff. And then on, like, they were there every day that off. And then on any, on any sunny day, I was like, well, I'll go and do that or I've got to go and play golf because it's a sunny day.

• 46:45Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, why don't you just do golf in the summer?

• 46:47Speaker 00

  Well, now that I'm on tour again, I'm, it's, this is the time of year when everyone gets colds and flus and stuff. So I don't, I don't want to turn up at gigs ill. I did last year. I turned up at gigs ill because I was doing jiu-jitsu every single day. And also, I'm going to be honest with you, I'm feeling me age slightly. If I go and do an hour of fucking fighting, going and doing a show on a night is the last thing I want to do. I can barely pick the kids up from school.

• 47:13Speaker 01

  Right. Well, you finish, go back after Christmas.

• 47:15Speaker 00

  As soon as I finish the tour in January, I'm going to bang back in.

• 47:17Speaker 01

  Because it is good for you. It's good for your mental health.

• 47:19Speaker 00

  It's so amazing. I want to get my purple belt. I want to go, I want to get me, oh, fuck now, I want to get my brown belt. I want it one day, hopefully, you know.

• 47:24Speaker 01

  It's good for you.

• 47:25Speaker 00

  Don't want to say it out loud, the final belt.

• 47:27Speaker 01

  It's good for your anxious mind. And I think I can tell when you've been and you're actually better. So I would say, keep it up, but let's not.

• 47:33Speaker 00

  It's just not a practical thing to do when you've got a massive UK tour on that on the horizon.

• 47:37Speaker 01

  Absolutely not. You could break your, you could break your leg.

• 47:39Speaker 00

  I got injured on the last, when I went on the last, I used to go during the day while I was around the place on the last tour. I got, I got injured one day and I had to go on stage on the night. And I was like, I'm fucking hurt, yeah.

• 47:46Speaker 01

  When you pretend to not be hurt, that's hilarious.

• 47:49Speaker 00

  Months later, I tell you, because I'm just stoic. I just, you know, I'm just a guy, just a, one of those guys, head down, just get on with it. Very rarely moan, you know, just.

• 47:57Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 48:02Speaker 01

  Recently, this is from the person sending this in, "I have re-entered the hell and horror of online dating."

• 48:08Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 48:09Speaker 01

  I know, which as you can imagine, is full of walking, talking icks.

• 48:12Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 48:13Speaker 01

  One day I was scrolling through and matched with this guy. We started to chat and things were going well. He had good chat and a nice energy. That's good. He invited me for a coffee and we exchanged social media, social media, sorry, numbers, et cetera. So we could continue chatting and arrange a date. When I added this guy on Instagram, I noticed some pictures of him playing sport.

• 48:34Speaker 00

  Playing sport?

• 48:37Speaker 01

  A sport?

• 48:37Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 48:38Speaker 01

  I clicked on the post to have a closer look to see what this man plays.

• 48:42Speaker 00

  What is it?

• 48:42Speaker 01

  Do you want to guess?

• 48:44Speaker 00

  Play, so picture, right, okay. So pictures of him playing sport. So I'm guessing there's some kind of equipment involved or a, or a racket. It can't be, it can't be paddle ball. It can't be paddle, can it? Because everyone's absolutely bumming the fucking head off paddle at the minute. It can't be paddle. Is it paddle?

• 49:00Speaker 01

  It's not paddle.

• 49:01Speaker 00

  It's not paddle. I was going to say, because paddle's quite cool-ish. Um, is it? And this is a ridiculous guess.

• 49:08Speaker 01

  You're going to get it. Don't even guess. Can I just tell you?

• 49:11Speaker 00

  No, I want to get it. I want to try and get it. Is it that weird one where it's like a squash court, but they've got them big massive things on their arms and they throw the ball at like 200 mile an hour?

• 49:21Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 49:21Speaker 00

  Oh, it's not that one. Okay.

• 49:22Speaker 01

  No, it might be.

• 49:23Speaker 00

  What is it?

• 49:24Speaker 01

  It's Saturday League dodgeball.

• 49:31Speaker 00

  No, it's not. No. Something, I can't remember what the thing was on that thing. If you've not seen it, they've got like, the big hooked, like, wicker things on their hat and they go like fucking, the ball can actually kill you if it hits you. That, not that. But you see, play, lead, Saturday League dodgeball.

• 49:47Speaker 01

  Dodgeball. Grown man being pelted in the face by foam balls. And I'm guessing that put her off. Or him, sorry. I don't know what the sex, this person.

• 49:58Speaker 00

  Oh, just, again, it just, I love it. They make us so happy because one thing to someone is, it's so different to someone else and it can just, it's.

• 50:08Speaker 01

  No, that's a relationship thing. For me personally, if I met someone, they'd have to be lush to be like, I play dodgeball and I go, all right, well, I can get on board with that.

• 50:17Speaker 00

  My team's third in the league.

• 50:18Speaker 01

  Because he dropped there gorgeous. But that's, I feel like that's it. We've been together for six years. I'm going to start dodgeball.

• 50:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:24Speaker 01

  I have it now, but we're too far in now.

• 50:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah. We've got a kid together now. We've got a mortgage. We've got a mortgage and he's playing dodgeball. That's fucking great.

• 50:31Speaker 01

  Why is it always men? You don't see any women doing dodgeball.

• 50:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, I know. But you will, you will. I'm sure you do.

• 50:35Speaker 01

  I don't think women do icky stuff. I really don't.

• 50:37Speaker 00

  That's ridiculous.

• 50:38Speaker 01

  I don't think they do.

• 50:39Speaker 00

  No? Okay.

• 50:41Speaker 01

  What's an icky thing that I do?

• 50:45Speaker 00

  This feels like a trap.

• 50:47Speaker 01

  Come on, you may have one.

• 50:48Speaker 00

  Everyone, everyone listening is like, don't do it, Chris, fucking run, run a mile. G S is a bit icky.

• 50:56Speaker 00

  There it is.

• 50:58Speaker 01

  No, it is. I know it is. Yeah, but, but.

• 51:01Speaker 00

  Do you know what I mean?

• 51:01Speaker 01

  All right.

• 51:02Speaker 00

  Sorry, can we all just take a moment? I don't think women do itchy stuff. What would I do? First thing I say, yeah, it's icky. Boom. Slam dunk.

• 51:09Speaker 01

  How, I'm sorry.

• 51:10Speaker 00

  Dodger to the face.

• 51:11Speaker 01

  Drown adults on stage singing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang with coloured flags. You think that's icky, do you? Well, fair enough. I know you're totally right. I mean, you could say, my dressing gowns are a bit icky.

• 51:24Speaker 00

  I love a dressing gown. What do you mean? I like, no, you're comfortable.

• 51:27Speaker 01

  No, I know, but I could, I like cuddle. I like tuck me socks in me jarmas and that. I could be construed as icky.

• 51:33Speaker 00

  Kind, yeah, I know what you mean. But like, come on. No, I think I'm far too far into that. You know, you're just, you're like, if you're comfy, I know what you do. I'd rather you had your dressing gown and your socks tucked in your dressing gown and all that stuff, nice and warm. Then have the fucking heating on full pelt and I'm sitting there in me underpants dying. At least you take it upon yourself to sort your own little.

• 51:53Speaker 01

  It's coming soon. You're gonna have to get on board. Me mum has already commented about it being cold in the morning when she's getting downstairs.

• 52:00Speaker 00

  Good luck. I've smashed the boiler up and you can't get to the boiler because you've got all that shit from the two hours in the thing. You can't get to it. So you've got no chance. Hot water works, but heating, I fucking, I've sabotaged it. You've got no chance. No chance. I haven't, I'm joking, but I'm considering it.

• 52:14Speaker 01

  We fall out every year over the heating, you know, guys. Every single year we fall out over the heating.

• 52:19Speaker 00

  I might get you a little, I don't know, some kind of little heated backpack that you can just wear. It just keeps you hot. I might get you like some kind of, like a, you know, like a stab vest or like a bulletproof vest where they put the bits of Kevlar in there. I might just get you a vest, vest front and back that you can just drop a hot water bottle in the front and the back.

• 52:34Speaker 01

  You can actually get them. You can actually buy them, so.

• 52:37Speaker 00

  Right, well, okay, well, I don't have to get me sewing machine out then. I'll just buy one.

• 52:41Speaker 01

  Great.

• 52:41Speaker 00

  There we go. A hot cape.

• 52:43Speaker 01

  I've got like a little bag one for everything me.

• 52:45Speaker 00

  I'll get you a little hot cape, a little hot hat. Yeah, I'll do that.

• 52:48Speaker 01

  Oh, I can't wait to get it back in here. I'm gonna let you blanket, can't wait.

• 52:53Speaker 00

  Awful.

• 52:58Speaker 01

  Thank you so much for listening and watching Shag Maridinoide. We have been Rosie Ramsey and Chris Ramsey.

• 53:06Speaker 00

  Fucking hell. No, just no preparation, no thought, just like, that sounded like this is some kind of school production. Like, we've got the cameras out. Fucking hell, guys, thank you so much for listening to this absolute.

• 53:22Speaker 01

  Do you wanna do it again?

• 53:23Speaker 00

  No, no, it's gotta stay in because it's authentic. It's authentic bollocks. If you wanna get in touch, [email protected]. If you want a voice note, 07874406650. Rosie forgot to read them out today. Happy days. But it's all good. She also kicked the camera. So yeah, happy days. Back in years next week. Bye.

• 53:40Speaker 01

  Bye, guys. Love yous so much.

• 53:43Speaker 00

  So much.

• 53:52Speaker 03

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