Please Keep Me Anonymous with The Thomas Brothers

Get ready for a fun filled, chaotic episode of the podcast becasue this week Chris and Rosie are joined by The Thomas Brothers! That's right, The Ramsey's are reunited with Adam, Scott and Ryan to chat about their podcast 'At Home with The Thomas Brothers'. But of course the chat goes in all directions, including manifesting, hobbies, drinking, co-sleeping and what life was like in Manchester for the Thomas Brothers in the teenage years! All this plus a great story from one of you lovely lot! You can listen to At Home with The Thomas Brothers wherever you get your podcasts and you can subscribe to the podcast for extra content. You can also find the podcast on YouTube youtube.com/@AtHomeWithTheThomasBros If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: [email protected] 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

• 0:02Speaker 00

  The action's on the court and as the official beer sponsor of the NBA, Michelob Ultra is getting fans closer to the game with a chance to win courtside seats, merch and more. Visit michelobultra.com/courtside to enter. Michelob Ultra Courtside, 26 to 27. No purchase necessary. Open to US residents 21+ Begins on October 1st, 2026 and ends on June 30th, 2027. Multiple entry periods. See official rules at michelobultra.com/courtside for free entry, entry deadlines, prizes and details.

• 0:30Speaker 01

  When fall comes back around, there's a sense of a reset. And new pieces from Lululemon's Fall Drop are an inspiration to push your goals and elevate your routines. As your calendar fills, easy-to-layer styles meet the demands of your day. And as you challenge yourself to try even more, versatile sets transition with you. The Lululemon Fall Lineup brings new levels of comfort and confidence, whether you're starting something fresh or starting something over. Check out the latest arrivals in store and on lululemon.com now.

• 1:00Speaker 01

  Hello, you're listening to Shagman and Oi, please keep me anonymous. This week, we're joined by three of my favourite brothers in the world. We've got Ryan, Scott and Adam, also known as the Thomas Brothers.

• 1:11Speaker 02

  Love them, absolutely love them. We had Ryan and Adam on our TV show back in the day, but we had Matt, we had all three of them in the room today.

• 1:18Speaker 01

  In the flesh.

• 1:18Speaker 02

  In the flesh, even though Scott was late. I'll mention that through gritted teeth because he was tardy tardy. They were on talking about their podcast at home with the Thomas Brothers. I mean, they are three hilarious lads. We always have a right laugh with them. I can only imagine how funny their podcast is. It's a weekly podcast. It brings listeners into the heart of the Thomas family for unfiltered conversations, hilarious brotherly banter and stories that they don't usually get to hear. And if you absolutely love them and you want even more, you can get exclusive content and early access by becoming a Bro me on their subscription service for the podcast. So check that out and enjoy the episode. It was our right laugh.

• 1:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:15Speaker 02

  Oh, deal with these northerners. If he does spend half his time down south, so.

• 2:19Speaker 01

  So we've only got two Thomas Brothers.

• 2:21Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 2:21Speaker 01

  Scott's journaling.

• 2:23Speaker 02

  Scott is, yeah.

• 2:24Speaker 03

  He's journaling.

• 2:25Speaker 02

  Again.

• 2:27Speaker 03

  He's gonna die.

• 2:28Speaker 02

  To explain to everyone watching or listening, we've got, we've obviously got the Thomas Brothers on and Scott is the only one without children and Rosie's very upset that someone without children dares to be late for anything. Because it's obviously the only burden in your life is your children.

• 2:43Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:44Speaker 02

  And you, obviously.

• 2:47Speaker 01

  You actually caused us to be later than the kids ever do.

• 2:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, I do. Yeah. But you know, that's.

• 2:52Speaker 03

  But you blame it on the kids, right?

• 2:53Speaker 02

  Converse perfection. Yeah. I remember years ago, when we, when we only had one kid, I remember we were about to leave the house. I've said it before on the podcast, but we were about to leave the house for a day trip somewhere. And I said to Rosie, actually, I'm desperate for a shit. I need to go to the toilet. And she went, oh, can you not just go later? And I was like, no.

• 3:11Speaker 03

  You're desperate for shit.

• 3:12Speaker 02

  Fuck, that's how shit's work. Like, I've got to go now.

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Ask any woman, and I'd hate to turn this into a gender thing. Ask any woman, ask your wives when you get home, if they were leaving, they were going to be late for somewhere and they had the kids and they needed a shit, they would just wait.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  That's it. That's your homework, lads. Go on, ask your wife.

• 3:30Speaker 03

  That's, that's the first thing that I'll do when I get home tonight.

• 3:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, you've never seen your wife have a shit.

• 3:34Speaker 03

  No, that's a very good point, actually. I've never seen my wife have a shit.

• 3:38Speaker 01

  I don't know if you've seen me.

• 3:40Speaker 02

  Not from above.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  No, well.

• 3:45Speaker 03

  My wife actually came into my room last night huffing and puffing. I was like, what's up with you? She went, you've just pissed all over the seat and I've just sat in it. And I was like, I'm sorry, darling.

• 3:53Speaker 02

  Normal, right? Normal.

• 3:54Speaker 01

  That's horrific.

• 3:56Speaker 03

  I mean, I don't know what to do.

• 3:58Speaker 04

  Why the seat?

• 3:59Speaker 03

  I know, I can't help it.

• 4:00Speaker 04

  You know what I do? I go, it was Roman, blame it on the kids.

• 4:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, she's not happy. She's not happy.

• 4:05Speaker 02

  So you should never, should never be in the toilet in front of you.

• 4:08Speaker 03

  No, I was gonna say, she has been to the toilet, but I've just never seen her actually sat on the toilet having a poo.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  Right.

• 4:14Speaker 03

  I mean, we talked about this.

• 4:15Speaker 01

  I actually don't think we have.

• 4:17Speaker 02

  You take the piss?

• 4:18Speaker 01

  What?

• 4:18Speaker 02

  Are you actually kidding? You've never seen me, I've never seen you.

• 4:20Speaker 01

  No, because, because, right.

• 4:23Speaker 02

  Go on.

• 4:24Speaker 01

  No, because, right, okay. I don't want to just talk about shit all day, right? As a woman.

• 4:29Speaker 02

  Why change the habit for a lifetime?

• 4:32Speaker 01

  As a woman, we sit down for the loo anyway. And sometimes, you guys don't sit down all the time. So when you sit down, that's when everything starts to move. So I'll say to you, I'll leave the door open or whatever, if you're getting ready, and I'll just have a wee, but then.

• 4:47Speaker 03

  I get a look. She goes, she goes, she sits and she goes, it's just a wee, it's just a wee. And then she looks at us.

• 4:52Speaker 01

  And then shut the door.

• 4:53Speaker 03

  I'll shut the door, I'll have to leave.

• 4:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, because I don't, listen, I think some things have got to be, I don't want you to watch this on the machine.

• 4:58Speaker 03

  But I did try the sitting down and weeing.

• 5:01Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:01Speaker 03

  Because I wanted to help out, because I don't know what it is. I feel like my aim isn't the best aim in the world. I always do tend to piss on the seat. So I thought, right, I'm gonna sit down and have a wee instead.

• 5:10Speaker 02

  I know a lot of men who do it. Tom Fletcher was a big advocate of the sitting down.

• 5:13Speaker 03

  Sitting down and weeing. Well, the problem is that I've got is when I sit down and wee, it tends to turn into a number two.

• 5:19Speaker 01

  See, this is the thing, this is the thing.

• 5:21Speaker 03

  I love the way this podcast is going by the time.

• 5:24Speaker 04

  This is, we've got a strong start, guys.

• 5:27Speaker 02

  All of the content is.

• 5:29Speaker 03

  If you want more, if you want more of this, listen to the Thomas Brothers.

• 5:34Speaker 01

  We talk about shit a lot.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  Look, how have you been, man? We haven't seen you on our TV show, God, it feels like years ago now. It must have been 2022 or something.

• 5:41Speaker 03

  Is that how long ago it was? Yeah.

• 5:42Speaker 02

  It's gotta be three or four years ago, easily.

• 5:45Speaker 01

  Riff was just one when we started it, wasn't he? Yeah. Were you guys in the first or second series? I can't remember.

• 5:50Speaker 03

  I don't know, but we said it previously before it started.

• 5:52Speaker 02

  High watermark, high watermark, in my, in my opinion.

• 5:54Speaker 03

  That, that show genuinely did put us on the map. Like, because of that show, because we went on to that show, like, it was the producers of 99 to Beat that watched that show and were like, let's, let's get the Thomas Brothers in for an audition. And then because of that, we ended up doing, you know, 99 to Beat together, which was incredible, but we've got a lot to thank you for.

• 6:12Speaker 04

  You always see the clips as well going around. They still keep.

• 6:14Speaker 03

  We're going to eat my dad.

• 6:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're eating my dad.

• 6:17Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 6:18Speaker 04

  It went everywhere. Everyone always talks about that. We had the best fun. It's a great concept. You guys made that happen. You brought the best out of us.

• 6:25Speaker 01

  Thank you. You guys were meant, like, our fanbase really loved you guys.

• 6:29Speaker 02

  Now, what I do want to talk about is the incredible transformation of this young man here on my right here. I mean.

• 6:34Speaker 01

  You've already been talking about this before.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  I've been, I've been obsessed. I saw a photo of him getting out. You, you went on some kind of retreat or something with, you were doing a thing?

• 6:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, so Scott's got like a retreat that he does. And yeah, basically just gets all the lads together. We all go on this big retreat and we do like cold water exercises and stuff like that. It was amazing.

• 6:54Speaker 02

  I saw a video of you climbing out of a cold plunge.

• 6:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:57Speaker 02

  And I had to go and get the morning after pill. I was immediately pregnant when I saw it.

• 7:02Speaker 03

  No, you know what it was? No, but at the beginning of the year, though, I said to myself, like, I really wanted to get in shape for the first time in my life. I really wanted to, you know, set a goal and work towards it and really lock in. And I put on my vision board. I don't normally do vision boards, but our Scott is a huge advocate of vision boards.

• 7:19Speaker 01

  Manifestation.

• 7:20Speaker 03

  All of that.

• 7:21Speaker 01

  The secret, have you read The Secret?

• 7:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I thought, you know what, I'm gonna give it a go. And I did it. And I said, I want to put, I want to be on the front cover of a fitness magazine. And that was my goal. And it just so happened that, you know, four, five months later, I was on the front cover of Men's Fitness. So.

• 7:36Speaker 02

  Men's Fitness, yeah.

• 7:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, so I was absolutely buzzing with it. The problem, the problem that I've got now is all the weights come back on.

• 7:42Speaker 02

  Got you.

• 7:43Speaker 03

  Because people don't talk about how hard it, well, how easy it is after you've finished to go back to your old ways, especially if you're not on track all the time. So. But we're getting back into the swing of things. And you know what, for me, I'm just happy that I set a goal and I stuck to it and I did it.

• 7:57Speaker 01

  Good for you, because, you know, because you had all your health kind of issues. What was all that?

• 8:02Speaker 03

  So basically, I've, I've struggled with seratic arthritis and have done for about, well, for the past five years now. And it's only recently, I think in the last year or so, that I finally found a medication that worked, which are my biologic injections. Literally changed my life overnight.

• 8:19Speaker 02

  An injection?

• 8:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's an injection. So I have it once every two weeks. The side effects are here and there. They're not too bad as the previous drugs, but it's just changed my life. I feel like I can move again. And, you know, and I think because I found, finally a medication that works for me, that's when I wanted to get back in the gym and, you know, do my transformation and.

• 8:39Speaker 01

  Good for you.

• 8:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, so it's been a long journey, but we're, we're on the side of it, man.

• 8:42Speaker 02

  Again, Adam, a hell of a transformation. Ryan, what, you've been up with your fat cunt.

• 8:49Speaker 05

  Because we used to have gone so health conscious all the time, everything's going to the gym. I'm like, I'm just gonna go on the piss. I'm going the other way.

• 8:57Speaker 01

  Ryan's always got a red wine.

• 8:59Speaker 03

  I respect you both.

• 9:00Speaker 05

  I'm not doing this.

• 9:02Speaker 03

  It's all about balance, all about balance, right?

• 9:04Speaker 05

  I'm not, I'm not having all three of us talking about manifesting and, you know, going to the gym and like doing journals and shit. I'm just like, I just wanna do a podcast about fucking getting on the piss.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, Ryan always says, can we not just get pissed on the podcast?

• 9:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, like they just, they just, they both go at each other a little bit. I think, fucking, I like it.

• 9:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, Scott's been rubbing off on me, hasn't he?

• 9:23Speaker 05

  He has been, yeah.

• 9:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, he has a bit.

• 9:25Speaker 03

  He's been rubbing off on me.

• 9:26Speaker 05

  Rhyme and he's gone.

• 9:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, right, like, hi guys.

• 9:29Speaker 01

  I think you could quite easily go down that whole route.

• 9:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:33Speaker 05

  Which, which route?

• 9:34Speaker 01

  The fitness, health and all that.

• 9:37Speaker 03

  I'm fully on the piss, Eddie.

• 9:39Speaker 02

  I could a hundred percent go down that, yeah, I've got the cold plunge, I've got the sauna.

• 9:42Speaker 01

  I'm like, come on, no.

• 9:43Speaker 02

  Then she'll be like, wine tonight and I'll be like.

• 9:47Speaker 03

  The cold plunge would just be like full of balance.

• 9:49Speaker 02

  I've got, I think, I like trying to have a good balance, but I literally could be, I could be the guy who, I mean, I have four days without an alcoholic drink and I'm like.

• 9:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then you wanna go out and piss and celebrate. That's your problem.

• 10:01Speaker 02

  That is the problem, but I think I could, the right nudge in the right direction of, come on, Chris, just, just cold plunge every day and do this, do that.

• 10:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I get quite obsessed with stuff. Everyone who listens to the podcast will know, you know, it was me bike and then it was jiu jitsu. Now it's golf, I'm banging the golf like, like an illness.

• 10:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I do, I go through phases though.

• 10:22Speaker 05

  Is it ADHD though, is that, is that ADHD?

• 10:24Speaker 02

  I think it might be.

• 10:24Speaker 05

  It's got to be.

• 10:25Speaker 02

  I get into everything, tism. I get into everything, like golf, I'm in a hundred and ten percent now. I'm going on tour, I've got the golf clubs in the bag, like in, in the car, like I'm on. It's just, the tour is essentially just a golf trip with some gigs on a night. That's all this happens to be at the minute.

• 10:40Speaker 05

  But golf's like four and a half hours long, isn't it?

• 10:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:42Speaker 05

  So how do you get away with that? Like if I went to the mist and going off four and a half hours? How does that, how does that work in your house?

• 10:49Speaker 02

  Why, why being like this?

• 10:50Speaker 03

  I know. Ryan's throwing him under the bus here.

• 10:55Speaker 02

  No, it's, it's four and a half hours if you're shite. Three and a half hours if you're alright.

• 11:00Speaker 01

  Both of our kids are at school now.

• 11:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:02Speaker 01

  So it's kind of like when we've got not much on.

• 11:04Speaker 03

  You don't go the weekends then, do you?

• 11:05Speaker 02

  I haven't got the audacity to say I'm going on a Sunday morning or Saturday morning. I wouldn't dare.

• 11:09Speaker 01

  No.

• 11:09Speaker 02

  I wouldn't dare. But I was saying the other day, all my hobbies, they're getting longer and longer. I used to go for like forty five minute bike rides, then I was going to jiu jitsu for like two hours. Now I go to golf for like three and a bit hours. I'm having to take up like five day cricket test matches.

• 11:23Speaker 01

  What is it?

• 11:24Speaker 05

  What, you're into cricket now?

• 11:25Speaker 02

  Eh, no, no, I'm saying that'll be, what's longer, what's possibly longer? Ten years time, you'll be like, Chris, what do you do for a hobby? I just fucking seal the Atlantic twice a week.

• 11:35Speaker 05

  I love it. It's mad once you have kids now though, like even going to the gym, I'm like, can I go to the gym?

• 11:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:42Speaker 05

  Or can I go for a game of paddle? I'm like, when's my life got to the point where I've got to ask permission for things I don't really want to do?

• 11:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:49Speaker 05

  Like going to the gym, I don't really wanna go to the gym.

• 11:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:52Speaker 05

  But I'm having to ask, it's not like I'm going, oh, do you mind if I go on the piss?

• 11:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:56Speaker 05

  I'm going, I'm going to do something that I'm not really looking forward to doing, but I've got to ask permission to go in.

• 12:00Speaker 01

  It's crazy, it is crazy.

• 12:01Speaker 02

  It's because you've got to run this house. I mean, how many kids have you got?

• 12:03Speaker 05

  I've got three that I know about.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  And you've got.

• 12:08Speaker 05

  I've got two.

• 12:09Speaker 02

  You've got two. It's, yeah, it's that thing of, it's, this just take up so much time and it's brilliant, but it is, it's like, you do, like if you're not a total asshole of a man, you do have to say to your partner, look, is it okay if I do this? Are you all right with them for a little while and vice versa? We, we, I think we share quite well.

• 12:25Speaker 01

  Oh, here he is.

• 12:28Speaker 03

  The latecomer.

• 12:33Speaker 05

  So sorry.

• 12:35Speaker 03

  Well done.

• 12:37Speaker 02

  Unbelievable.

• 12:38Speaker 05

  This is like the, what's the holiday experience all again, wasn't it? Where I came in late. We're gonna put you on the big screen.

• 12:45Speaker 01

  Where, where have you been?

• 12:47Speaker 02

  Honestly ridiculous.

• 12:48Speaker 05

  I'm so sorry, but it's been, it's been worth it though.

• 12:51Speaker 03

  Where you been?

• 12:51Speaker 05

  I've just, I'm about to publish my first book. And so I've just been at the publishers now and it was like a big moment, seeing my cover for the first time.

• 12:59Speaker 01

  Oh, nice.

• 12:59Speaker 05

  Apparently it worked on your book as well.

• 13:01Speaker 02

  Right?

• 13:02Speaker 05

  One of the girls who was there.

• 13:03Speaker 01

  Which one?

• 13:03Speaker 05

  Oh, I need to remember.

• 13:04Speaker 01

  Hang on, which is it?

• 13:05Speaker 03

  Which book?

• 13:06Speaker 02

  Oh, stop it.

• 13:10Speaker 01

  Which room was that, you?

• 13:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:14Speaker 05

  I'm so sorry, guys.

• 13:16Speaker 01

  No, don't be silly.

• 13:18Speaker 02

  It's funny, you were so close because you did say you'd be fucking journaling, but he was actually just looking at a book.

• 13:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, pretty much, yeah. No, I'm so sorry, guys.

• 13:26Speaker 01

  It's alright.

• 13:26Speaker 03

  Don't worry, thanks for coming, Scott.

• 13:28Speaker 05

  It's not starting until I get here, man.

• 13:35Speaker 00

  The action's on the court and as the official beer sponsor of the NBA, Michelob Ultra is getting fans closer to the game with a chance to win courtside seats, merch and more. Visit michelobultra.com/courtside to enter. Michelob Ultra Courtside, twenty six to twenty seven. No purchase necessary. Open to US residents twenty one plus. Begins on October first, twenty twenty six and ends on June thirty of twenty twenty seven. Multiple entry periods. See official rules at michelobultra.com/courtside for free entry, entry deadlines, prizes and details.

• 14:03Speaker 06

  Whenever fall comes back around, it always feels like a fresh start. This year I've been layering in some styles from the new Lululemon fall drop because the weather is shifting and I find I have to be ready for the entire day and not just one part of it. Lululemon's fall line has some really versatile transitional pieces, so I can just wake up, throw on a matching set, add a jacket or a fleece and head out, knowing that I'll feel comfortable enough to go wherever the day takes me. Check out the new fall arrivals in store and online now at lululemon.com.

• 14:34Speaker 02

  What's, what's the book?

• 14:35Speaker 05

  Um, I, I'm not gonna give too much away right now.

• 14:39Speaker 01

  I know, talk about it.

• 14:39Speaker 05

  Not really, not fully yet, but basically it's all like the toolkit that's helped me get to where I am now from being an absolute lunatic. And basically like these two, to now being a normal human being. Uh, no, to be, no, to be.

• 14:51Speaker 03

  We're not normal.

• 14:52Speaker 05

  Well, no, yeah, why are we not normal? No, it's all about becoming your true self, because for me, like my biggest superpower has been my authentic self and I never realised that. All my life I was trying to be like somebody else and so this book is all about figuring out what's blocking you and that's all, that's all I'm gonna give you for now.

• 15:06Speaker 03

  I like that, you know?

• 15:06Speaker 01

  It's lovely. Are you, are you still journaling?

• 15:09Speaker 05

  I am still journaling.

• 15:10Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 15:10Speaker 05

  A lot.

• 15:10Speaker 02

  We, we're, right, this is.

• 15:12Speaker 01

  Oh no, we'll let you in the secret.

• 15:13Speaker 02

  Go on. We're, we're jealous of your life.

• 15:15Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 15:16Speaker 02

  I watched you do a video saying get up at five o'clock and journal and do all these different things and I went, you see the fucking time this prick's got on his hands?

• 15:22Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 15:22Speaker 02

  I hate him. Rosie, I hate him.

• 15:24Speaker 01

  No, but it's, no, but you know what?

• 15:26Speaker 02

  This man has.

• 15:27Speaker 01

  Hey, it's good though.

• 15:28Speaker 05

  You're looking like you've got a good, you're looking like fresh.

• 15:30Speaker 01

  The second person who said this today.

• 15:32Speaker 05

  What's going on?

• 15:32Speaker 03

  You've had a glow up.

• 15:33Speaker 05

  You've had a glow up.

• 15:34Speaker 02

  Newsflash, lads, Joe Wick said I looked like I was in good shape this morning.

• 15:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, dude.

• 15:38Speaker 03

  What's the magic? What you been up to? What you been doing?

• 15:40Speaker 02

  Uh, just like, just, just realising I'm forty and realising, guess what, mate, you're gonna have to start putting a bit of fucking effort in, otherwise your kids are gonna have kids and you're not gonna be able to lift the bastards up.

• 15:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:52Speaker 01

  You look after yourself, I think it's good.

• 15:54Speaker 02

  After myself, bit of jiu jitsu, bit of gym.

• 15:56Speaker 01

  I think, I think the glow up is because you really didn't used to look after yourself.

• 16:02Speaker 02

  No.

• 16:02Speaker 01

  Like didn't eat well, didn't like, I think I introduced vegetables to your life.

• 16:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was not a vegetable guy.

• 16:09Speaker 01

  No.

• 16:09Speaker 02

  No.

• 16:10Speaker 05

  Do you drink though?

• 16:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, but not like mental.

• 16:13Speaker 05

  You look like you've had like a sober, I always quite like the sober glow up. It looks like, are you drinking less?

• 16:16Speaker 01

  Oh my god, we, we didn't drink last week for four days.

• 16:21Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 16:23Speaker 01

  But no, for us, we were literally, we were like, we are changed people.

• 16:29Speaker 03

  We're just like Scott.

• 16:31Speaker 02

  In all, in all honesty, you know, this, in all honesty, we've got.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  You look better for it.

• 16:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, but before that, we'd done about six days on the bell because we had weddings and all kinds of stuff, but we've got a wine guy in, in this, this place in, in Mayfair called Headers and Wines. He's called James, he's a legend.

• 16:47Speaker 01

  Love you, love you guys.

• 16:48Speaker 02

  Love you, James. And he sends, well, wine, I order wine off him and he, he sends it up and he, we've been drinking a lot less in the house and he genuinely got in touch and asked if I was alright. Because everything okay, man? I just haven't heard from you for a while. Oh, right. We are just having drinks, like, I just haven't been drinking that much. We're just, we're drinking a lot less in the house. We went through a stage of absolutely keening in the house, just wine.

• 17:11Speaker 01

  Not in a bad way. So what you've taught, hours drinking isn't like getting, going out, getting pissed, mate.

• 17:16Speaker 05

  I feel like everyone's trying to explain himself to him.

• 17:18Speaker 01

  Not mixed up, Jojo.

• 17:20Speaker 03

  He had his finger in his pocket, but it was wagging.

• 17:23Speaker 01

  There'll be a chapter in his book going, don't be like the Ramses. No, we just love sitting in the house, watching the telly.

• 17:31Speaker 02

  Having a glass of wine.

• 17:31Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 17:32Speaker 03

  Is that you're going to a glass of wine then?

• 17:34Speaker 01

  Glass of wine, yeah.

• 17:34Speaker 02

  I'm playing golf with the lads, it's a, like, I've got that Jeremy, I've got Jeremy Clarkson's Hawkston on one of them beer machines.

• 17:41Speaker 05

  Nice.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, I had that Hawkston, that lager.

• 17:43Speaker 05

  No, no, no.

• 17:44Speaker 01

  Oh god, no, don't. He wears the merch, man.

• 17:47Speaker 02

  I wear the merch.

• 17:47Speaker 01

  He wears the right stuff.

• 17:49Speaker 05

  We, we never drank like at home on our own, like just watching TV.

• 17:53Speaker 02

  That's the only place that I really do drink now is at home.

• 17:56Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 17:56Speaker 02

  Just the odd one, like literally the odd one.

• 17:58Speaker 05

  Couple of my, my wives done.

• 17:59Speaker 03

  My wife, and everyone always says, you know, I wanna stop drinking and, and everyone always, and Scott especially, who always says, you know, you need to stop going to the places where you have a drink. I'm like, well, I fucking drink at home.

• 18:08Speaker 01

  My living room. My kitchen island.

• 18:12Speaker 02

  You were, yeah, but you were young Manchester party boys. You were on, you were on the telly, you were young lads. It was, you know, it must have been.

• 18:18Speaker 05

  We were living a fucking dream.

• 18:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, man.

• 18:20Speaker 05

  We were Jason Grimshaw's brother.

• 18:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know you guys.

• 18:24Speaker 05

  We were fifteen, we were fifteen years old in all the best clubs in Manchester. It was, it was the dream. It started off as the dream, but for me, when I just, I just couldn't stop. I took it too far. But yeah, we lived like fucking rock stars.

• 18:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:38Speaker 01

  But honestly, well done on recognising it.

• 18:41Speaker 05

  No, I appreciate it. People say to me, oh, you just grew up. But I said, listen, there's a lot of people now who've not managed to break out the cycle. Because just the cycles, all that people know. So the fact that you guys have got a grip on it, it sounds daft, like, is rare.

• 18:54Speaker 02

  It's different for everyone though, isn't it? Like, it's, you know, some people just, it's not, it's not for everyone. It's not a long term thing that you can keep doing. It'll affect everyone differently.

• 19:01Speaker 03

  Hundred percent. And yeah. I feel like it's time as well. You only realise when you get older and you look at all the, all the, yes, you had fun, but all the years that you wasted as well, all the days that you were hungover, especially when you got kids and family now.

• 19:14Speaker 02

  There's nothing worse than being hungover with the kids.

• 19:15Speaker 03

  You wouldn't wish it on your worst enemy, that.

• 19:17Speaker 05

  Right, it's got so quiet.

• 19:20Speaker 05

  Ryan's like, this is terrible.

• 19:23Speaker 02

  Just honestly being hungover. If I, if I know I've got the kids the next day, especially if I've got them on my own, I'll, I'll fucking call it a night. But I am a couple of beers and a curry.

• 19:30Speaker 03

  Right, okay.

• 19:31Speaker 02

  A curry. I'm the boring one. I'm the boring one where the rest of them will be going, let's go to a club and I'm going, fucking chicken man.

• 19:37Speaker 05

  Ryan's the guy that puts his phone, this is the best story he's ever said, right? This fucking done me, right? Right, no, when I say, right, this is when I was single on my own, I say, I just love being off my phone. I put my phone away. Yeah, Ryan goes, I'm the same. I got to Ibiza and I put my phone in the safe and I didn't, I didn't look at it for two days. I went, you've got a wife and kids.

• 19:55Speaker 03

  No, but what we have, let's context this story, right? So what we understand do and.

• 20:02Speaker 05

  Times going on, people were losing their phones.

• 20:05Speaker 03

  Right.

• 20:06Speaker 05

  Like, five people lost their phones. I was like, I can't afford to lose this phone, so I put it in the safe for 24 hours. And then I was like, I can't pay for anything here. So I was like, I was asking, asking people to go, will you go to the bathroom? It felt like a bit of a scrounge, asking people to get me a drink all the time. So I had to start bringing it out, but I was just always like scared about it.

• 20:24Speaker 03

  Do you know what it is though? I feel like every time Ryan goes away, Lucy calls him. As soon as he's like, his feet have touched the like the, like Lucy, he'll get a call off Lucy going, uh, Roman's been rushed into hospital.

• 20:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:35Speaker 03

  Or, or.

• 20:36Speaker 05

  Every time.

• 20:36Speaker 03

  It's like, it's the same thing every time, isn't it?

• 20:39Speaker 05

  And he's not even in hospital.

• 20:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:42Speaker 03

  She just doesn't want him to have a good time.

• 20:44Speaker 01

  I know.

• 20:46Speaker 02

  You fucking ruined my game of golf yesterday.

• 20:48Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 20:49Speaker 02

  She ruined my.

• 20:50Speaker 05

  What did she do?

• 20:51Speaker 01

  Ah, do you know what I was just about to say? I was just about to say, we don't ring each other. When one, when we're away, we very rarely, there might be, when we go to bed, it might be like night.

• 21:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:00Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? But I'm not saying because it'll be.

• 21:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, we are quite.

• 21:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, we, we don't ring, because I'm just like, I don't need to know. And I, and I don't want to ring you when I'm having a really good time with my mate. No, like, do you know what I mean? Yeah. If something happens with the kids, you'll ring us. You know where I'm staying, bloody blah. Just if I'm busy.

• 21:18Speaker 05

  Well, that's what you say that, because my missus really values a good morning text. Like, it's so important to her.

• 21:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:24Speaker 05

  And, you know, I like to journal and not touch my phone till like 10 in the morning. So that was, that causes a few little problems because she wants a good night text and a morning one. So I think that's interesting you guys don't, no, I've had to catch up with it, but.

• 21:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, well, we've been married for like 12 years as well. Like, back in the day, I would want a good morning text. I would want a good night text. We used to speak all the time, but now.

• 21:44Speaker 02

  Even if I'm in the house, she just wants a morning coffee and make the fuck off out the room.

• 21:48Speaker 01

  How do I ruin your golf?

• 21:49Speaker 02

  Oh, so, lads, playing golf yesterday. So I'm on the first par five of the course, one of the most difficult holes on the course. I'm on my way down. I, uh, I stuck, ducked me shot and then I'm walking up a hill and she phoned us. And she went, have you checked all these messages? So we get from the social media team and stuff, we get the, the clips to send out for the podcast.

• 22:04Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, right.

• 22:05Speaker 02

  Thing of clips. So we get four or five clips sent and we've got to okay them and decide which ones going out. Yeah.

• 22:10Speaker 03

  It works.

• 22:10Speaker 02

  I told the lads, the lads were laughing at what you said actually. So I was like, yeah, I'm walking on the hill. She went, what's the matter with you? I went, I'm, I'm just on the golf course. What, what's wrong? But why you talking like that?

• 22:18Speaker 01

  You're really sure?

• 22:19Speaker 02

  I went, I'm walking up a fucking hill. I've just ducked me shot. I'm pissed off. I was like, what is it? What? She went, well, we've got all these texts and we've got to watch the videos. I went, but I'm playing golf. And she went, oh, what are you, a professional golfer? Or is this a hobby and you can just check your fucking phone for once? I went, I'll ring you back.

• 22:36Speaker 03

  But it's a thing though, my mate, like I try and get in touch with my mate and he's always playing golf, but apparently they don't.

• 22:41Speaker 01

  It's fucking ridiculous.

• 22:41Speaker 03

  You don't pick up your phone when you're playing golf.

• 22:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, you don't because you fucking end up doing a nine on a par five, which I did.

• 22:46Speaker 01

  But I was at, I was at work, doing like a different job.

• 22:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:50Speaker 01

  And you were just playing golf.

• 22:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:52Speaker 01

  You should have actually.

• 22:53Speaker 03

  Okay, should we leave?

• 22:56Speaker 02

  So sometimes this happens.

• 22:57Speaker 01

  You're not getting paid.

• 22:58Speaker 02

  Sometimes you just, the guest just has to sit while there's a.

• 23:01Speaker 01

  I got paid yesterday. You don't get paid for golf.

• 23:03Speaker 05

  You don't know. You don't know.

• 23:05Speaker 02

  Rory McIlroy, or someone might see me one day.

• 23:07Speaker 05

  I've got, I've got a question actually.

• 23:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:09Speaker 05

  Like, does it work, working with your, with your partner?

• 23:12Speaker 01

  Does it look like you're talking? No, I don't, no. We, uh, well.

• 23:18Speaker 05

  She was gonna say it.

• 23:20Speaker 03

  She was gonna say it.

• 23:21Speaker 05

  Because my missus is like amazing at social media and everything else. And like, we've just got together in like the first year of our relationship. I'm like, oh, I really want to work with her. But then I've heard like horror stories as well.

• 23:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:31Speaker 05

  So I just wanted to ask you guys like, what's it like?

• 23:33Speaker 02

  In all, in all honesty, jokes aside, I think we've fucking nailed it to be fair.

• 23:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:38Speaker 02

  Um, but I just, again, I don't want to get too soppy in front of yous because there's.

• 23:41Speaker 05

  No, go on, go on.

• 23:43Speaker 03

  We love soppy. Come on.

• 23:44Speaker 02

  I just, I just feel like, I feel like we were meant to be together. Like, and I feel like we'd get on so well. And I just, I said it to you last night, remember? And I just, I just think, I don't know, we, we, we can laugh stuff off and we're both quite, we've got the chops of being like live season performers. She's done loads of live stuff back the day. I've obviously done stand up. So when it comes to sort of doing this together, we can easily bounce off each other. It wasn't, I, I, like, I've done loads of stuff with other comics and other people. And it wasn't until we started doing stuff together, especially the live shows, where it's like, oh fucking hell, she's fully got my back here. Like, and even when we're trying to use now.

• 24:18Speaker 01

  You guys don't have that as well.

• 24:20Speaker 05

  Forget all the laughy stuff. It's someone having your back.

• 24:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:23Speaker 05

  In what sense though, when you're on stage? What do you mean?

• 24:25Speaker 02

  In a sense of she'll never like trample on anything I'm saying. She'll never try and make herself look funnier than me. And I'll never do that to her. We're like, we're each other's like biggest cheerleader. And I think that's the point I'm getting at around the houses here. If you can get on and, and, and work together, but then as long as you've properly, you want the other one. I always want her to do better than me and she always wants me to do better than her.

• 24:46Speaker 05

  That's right.

• 24:46Speaker 02

  Go on. Do you know what I mean?

• 24:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, I really like that shit. Well, I was talking more about like proximity, like if you're with each other that much and then you get home and then when you're at home, you're still talking about work and everything else.

• 24:58Speaker 01

  So you've got, so we learned, uh, probably about three or four years into it, we were like, we cannot talk about work in the house.

• 25:06Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 25:07Speaker 01

  So we don't, we just don't like, we used to like sit around the kitchen table. I'd be making dinner. We'd talk about work and then it would just turn into.

• 25:13Speaker 02

  First thing on, come on, first thing on a morning as well. We'd be sitting there having a coffee and I'd be like, so this email from yesterday, and I'd be like, no. So sometimes like the guys who work with.

• 25:20Speaker 05

  Sometimes them lightbulb moments that come to you while you're doing the team, you think, I've got to get this off and check. We've got it with our team. And I think, me and Adam are really bad at this. Like, we'll, we'll have a lightbulb moment at like 10 o'clock at night. And we'll start texting the team and we're like, this isn't working time now. But it's like, that's when the magic comes sometimes. Go to bed.

• 25:37Speaker 02

  You've got to note it down and then bring it up later. But like, that's what we do. We like.

• 25:41Speaker 01

  Very rarely talk about work.

• 25:42Speaker 02

  Like I say, the team sometimes get annoyed because they're not annoyed, but they're like, why are you taking so long to respond to this? And asking, even something like travel logistics. We can't sit and on a morning having coffee and talk about what's the travel logistics for next week for the, it's a fucking nightmare. So you've just got to wait until we're in the studio or in an office and we'll sit and we'll get it all out there. Didn't we sit and go through our diaries together the other day? Took us four fucking days to do it. Because it was like, how can we, it was the summer holidays. How can we sit and go through their diary? And this is really boring to people, but that's, that you've just got, it's not got to be the whole time. There's got to be almost roles and sections.

• 26:13Speaker 01

  It might, it might work, but it might not work. Like, I think we've just hit lucky where it does work. And I, I like, I really like working with you.

• 26:19Speaker 03

  Oh, I wish I could say the same about these two. No, but again, like this, even doing this podcast with these two, like, I don't know what it is for you. I probably, it's the same thing, but it's, it's definitely brought us closer together. Like, we know each other inside and out, more so than we ever have done. And I feel like that's the best thing that we've, we've.

• 26:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, the conversations we have, we would never usually have them.

• 26:40Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 26:41Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 26:41Speaker 01

  So it's opened up conversations?

• 26:43Speaker 05

  It's like therapy.

• 26:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:44Speaker 05

  And you've got no phones. So you're not on your phones for a good couple of hours. We're just finding out things about each other that we wouldn't really go as far as. And it's actually, yeah.

• 26:56Speaker 05

  Well, I mean, we've had a few blowups though.

• 26:58Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 26:58Speaker 05

  Oh, it was fucking brilliant.

• 26:59Speaker 03

  After the podcast.

• 27:00Speaker 05

  But how dare you fucking say that? It was brilliant. Right. So let me tell you a story. So we've, I mean, we've only had one, one big blow up. And it wasn't involving me, so that's why I'm fucking.

• 27:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, normally it's me and Scott.

• 27:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:12Speaker 01

  Oh, okay. It's at the dynamic.

• 27:14Speaker 05

  So as brothers, we all know each other's buttons now, which I think is like an art form. Like, it's only the last few years where.

• 27:20Speaker 03

  It took a while, didn't it?

• 27:20Speaker 05

  It took us, it took us like 35 years where we go, right, oh, oh, right, I've gone a little bit too far. Wind it back. So we're like figuring each other's buttons out. But anyway, we did a podcast.

• 27:30Speaker 01

  What was it over now?

• 27:31Speaker 05

  A few months ago. And anyway, the podcast was all right. Right? So we, but then something must have got triggered between these two under the radar. And then it started just, it started off dead, like chilled. They were just talking after the podcast. Then it just got a little bit like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Bear in mind, the whole team's watching. Yeah, the team's there.

• 27:46Speaker 03

  And it's all on camera as well. I'd like to watch it, man.

• 27:48Speaker 05

  The best is after the big argument, I, I've walked out, Adam's gone, did you get that, guys? And then while I'm good, when I'm trying to get out of Adams and Adams got these gates he can't get out of. So I'm thinking, I can't get out and I've got to ring up to ask for the code. So I'm trying to press this code. I can't get out. So then I go, I'm going to climb over. As I climb over, the back leg doesn't completely get over. So I've just landed on the car up is on the other side of the gate.

• 28:13Speaker 03

  Shut the fuck up.

• 28:14Speaker 05

  And they've got cameras looking at it and going, they've got all this. And Caroline's going, something happened there, did it? And I'm going, I'm going home. I'm driving home and I've got my shoulders in agony and Adam's ringing me.

• 28:25Speaker 03

  Because I'm one, I'm one of those that like to squash it there and then.

• 28:28Speaker 02

  Same.

• 28:29Speaker 03

  Do you know what I mean?

• 28:30Speaker 02

  Same.

• 28:30Speaker 03

  We're having an argument and especially.

• 28:31Speaker 02

  I need time to calm down.

• 28:32Speaker 03

  We're brothers. I'm like, I can't do it.

• 28:34Speaker 01

  I'll sit on it for a day.

• 28:34Speaker 05

  I need time. Because you're not going to get the best reaction out of me.

• 28:38Speaker 01

  Exactly. I need to think of my comeback.

• 28:40Speaker 05

  You just had when I've left? Or do you want to just let me calm down and then I come back to you and have to digest it all and go.

• 28:45Speaker 03

  Straight away and all day I was calling you on a.

• 28:47Speaker 05

  Oh, it was annoying me even more.

• 28:49Speaker 02

  Come on, we've skipped the end here. Scott, go back to the next one.

• 28:52Speaker 05

  Well, yeah. So basically it was a massive, it was like a big, it was just a massive blow up. I've not seen this in years, right? So it's just weird, but it's just more the fact that the team was there. And all the team were so polite. They were like, oh.

• 29:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:02Speaker 05

  And then I went, guys, you just want to walk outside. So anyway, they erupted and they shot out. And then next thing Ryan gets off and then, uh, this is what we're like though. I don't, the next thing, Adam's like crying to me, like obviously like he's got it because he's upset his brother and, and we don't, we don't, we don't like it. Like, we just hate upsetting each other. It actually disturbs your whole life. You know that, if I have an argument with Scott or Adam, I go to sleep like with the worst, like, it's like a breakup.

• 29:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:26Speaker 05

  Do you know what I mean? That's how it feels.

• 29:27Speaker 02

  I can't do it. I need, I need to be, when we've had an argument, I need to know that we are still best friends and still in love before I go to bed. Otherwise, it's just a fucking nightmare. I'm soft as shit. I'm terrible to argue with, aren't I? I just want it to be over.

• 29:38Speaker 01

  Oh, it's actually like, I don't like arguing with, it's like arguing with a puppy. Like.

• 29:42Speaker 05

  It's really bad, isn't it?

• 29:42Speaker 01

  It's just, it's just like, doesn't fight back. I'm like, I'm like, fight back. Like, so I, I look like such a bitch. But I'm just like, and it's fine.

• 29:57Speaker 00

  The action's on the court and as the official beer sponsor of the NBA, Michelob Ultra is getting fans closer to the game with a chance to win courtside seats, merch and more. Visit michelobultra.com/courtside to enter. Michelob Ultra Courtside, 26 to 27. No purchase necessary. Open to US residents 21+. Begins on October 1st, 2026 and ends on June 30th, 2027. Multiple entry periods. See official rules at michelobultra.com/courtside for free entry, entry deadlines, prizes and details.

• 30:55Speaker 01

  Babadu babadu babadu ba. Right, you guys have got a question or a story or something.

• 31:00Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 31:01Speaker 01

  Oh, is it all split up? Okay.

• 31:02Speaker 04

  We all got it, yeah? We all got a little bit of it.

• 31:04Speaker 03

  Okay. Dear Chris and Rosie, please keep me anonymous. A while back, I was a coach tour guide, spending weeks away across Europe. Prior to this, my best mate and I started a podcast where we talked, quite frankly, about various topics. I had just returned from a 36 day trip, my longest time away from my girlfriend since we'd become serious. So naturally, we were very happy to be reunited. That evening, things progressed as you might expect. It was a hot summer night, so the windows were open. And just as we were approaching the climatic moment, a very drunk man wandered past our second floor window, cheerfully singing an incredibly out of tune song.

• 31:49Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 31:51Speaker 03

  Imagine this, imagine this, imagine this put him off.

• 31:55Speaker 03

  Carry on, right?

• 31:56Speaker 04

  This completely ruined our concentration. Every time we thought he'd finally disappeared, another verse would begin. Eventually, he passed out of airshot and we managed to resume. Of course you did. Thankfully, we still achieved a successful finish.

• 32:10Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 32:11Speaker 04

  Well done, well done.

• 32:11Speaker 01

  Good to know.

• 32:12Speaker 04

  The next day, I recorded my podcast with my mate. He asked how my return had gone and how things were going with my girlfriend. Naturally, I told him the entire story, right? In considerable detail.

• 32:24Speaker 05

  A week later, my girlfriend casually mentioned that she'd listened to that episode. This was unusual as she didn't normally listen to the podcast. She gave me the look and I immediately remembered what I'd said. I apologised profusely and tried to reassure her that our audience was tiny and mostly made up of strangers. Then she dropped the bombshell, she'd only listened because my mum had told her about the episode.

• 32:46Speaker 05

  Yes, my mum had listened to the podcast, heard me discussing our sex life, and apparently decided the appropriate response was to message my girlfriend and make sure she knew about it.

• 32:54Speaker 02

  Oh no.

• 32:55Speaker 03

  I mean, we've been in situations like that a few times.

• 32:58Speaker 04

  Our podcast is a nightmare for me because he just loves talking about sex on the podcast.

• 33:01Speaker 03

  I mean, I don't love it, it's just my life, like. Oh, really, is it now?

• 33:04Speaker 04

  It's not my fucking life.

• 33:07Speaker 03

  Before life.

• 33:07Speaker 01

  I saw this, I saw this clip. The clip was, because you and your missus, do you have sex all the time?

• 33:13Speaker 03

  Yeah. I wouldn't say we have sex all the time, but I like to talk about my life on the podcast. Sometimes what me and the missus are getting into.

• 33:22Speaker 05

  I'm Adam's twin brother and I never knew until his podcast how kinky he was. And now, I can't even look Caroline in the eyes.

• 33:28Speaker 01

  It's amazing.

• 33:28Speaker 05

  Because the story.

• 33:29Speaker 04

  Because we love Caroline.

• 33:30Speaker 05

  Caroline's like our sister.

• 33:31Speaker 04

  And he's talking about dressing up.

• 33:33Speaker 01

  They're the worst ones.

• 33:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:35Speaker 01

  The sweet and innocent ones, they are the worst ones.

• 33:37Speaker 03

  Silent and deadly ones. But yeah, I do, I mean, Kaz does tell me a lot not to talk about the things that I've been talking about because, but she doesn't listen to the podcast, so I just seem to think that what I say on the podcast, she's not going to listen to.

• 33:49Speaker 04

  No, but now we've got this little trick now where we go, can you just, as I said to the team, can you not put these in the clips going out on social?

• 33:55Speaker 03

  However, there's other people that clip it up.

• 33:58Speaker 05

  Really?

• 33:59Speaker 03

  And then that's when she sees it and then that's when I get a bollocking.

• 34:02Speaker 05

  Right.

• 34:03Speaker 03

  Because I can't, I sometimes just give a little bit too much information.

• 34:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're outrageous and my missus's mum listens to the podcast like an avid listener.

• 34:10Speaker 01

  I see. But then you, but you have to forget about that.

• 34:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:14Speaker 01

  Because we, obviously we've been doing it for years and I talk about like fucking having a wide on and everything, right?

• 34:19Speaker 05

  Oh my god, you don't.

• 34:20Speaker 01

  I do.

• 34:21Speaker 05

  Oh my god, that's.

• 34:25Speaker 04

  The title of the actual podcast.

• 34:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:27Speaker 01

  Shaggy, no.

• 34:27Speaker 03

  What is a wide on? What's a wide on?

• 34:29Speaker 02

  It's like a female stiffy.

• 34:30Speaker 01

  A wide vagina.

• 34:31Speaker 04

  Is that a thing?

• 34:32Speaker 02

  It's just, it's a phrase. It's just a phrase.

• 34:34Speaker 03

  Does it happen though?

• 34:35Speaker 05

  I don't know why, but we've said some weird shit on our podcast, but wide on feels.

• 34:38Speaker 02

  Wide on is a colloquialism as well. I think it's a, it's a northern thing. It's like, oh, get a wide on.

• 34:43Speaker 01

  Get a wide on.

• 34:44Speaker 02

  If, so right.

• 34:45Speaker 04

  I can't believe it.

• 34:46Speaker 05

  A girl can say, a girl can say it though, we couldn't say that.

• 34:48Speaker 02

  You know when you were younger?

• 34:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:50Speaker 05

  Does that make sense?

• 34:50Speaker 02

  Even now, even now, if someone's getting, if you're like, I don't know, your new watch, you're banging a bike new watch and you're like, oh, go and have a fucking wank about your watch, will you?

• 34:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:58Speaker 02

  Girls would say, you know, oh, go and have a wide on, will you? Like, oh, you're getting a wide on about him. It would be like, oh, you're getting turned on.

• 35:04Speaker 03

  Right, okay, yeah, yeah. And what I'm trying to get to the bottom of is, does it, does this actually happen?

• 35:09Speaker 01

  I think the vagina's too open when you're sexually involved.

• 35:12Speaker 04

  Really?

• 35:13Speaker 03

  Right, okay, that's interesting.

• 35:15Speaker 02

  So wait, so just before we go, so you're a little dirtbag just before.

• 35:19Speaker 03

  I'm not a dirtbag. I just like to make love now, yeah. I like to make love with my wife. I like to make love, yeah.

• 35:26Speaker 04

  But it is, it is a problem that because I've actually said to Lucy's mum, please do not watch the podcast.

• 35:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:31Speaker 04

  Because I don't even like swear in front of her, like, she's like the queen, like, there's a certain way you act around her.

• 35:37Speaker 01

  Yep, yep, yep.

• 35:37Speaker 04

  So if she saw the podcast, it would really see a different side of me and my family and I don't want her to have that on her, but.

• 35:44Speaker 05

  It's funny though, because when we started the podcast, I was single and these two, after every episode, would be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't know if we can put this in, we can't put, you know, the missus. And now I've got a missus and now I'll be on a, I'll be on a little dog walk with her and she'll mention, oh, I saw a clip. And I'm like, and I'm like, what clip was it? And now I'm starting to feel what they feel like, because nothing's safe basically, every time you listen to a podcast.

• 36:06Speaker 01

  And yous are so comfortable with each other.

• 36:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:08Speaker 02

  Problem.

• 36:09Speaker 05

  But.

• 36:09Speaker 02

  And you forget anyone's listening.

• 36:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm starting to feel the pressure now that I've got to be a bit careful about what I say.

• 36:13Speaker 04

  Yeah. I walked out the door before, yesterday morning, forwarding the podcast and Lucy said to me, can you just not talk about me on the podcast today?

• 36:19Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 36:20Speaker 04

  I've got nothing else to talk about and that's it. You're my life.

• 36:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, just like when, when things happen in life now and Kaz always says to me, don't talk about this in the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's just hard not to because it's like.

• 36:31Speaker 04

  I'm like getting me notes out.

• 36:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. This would be a great clip.

• 36:35Speaker 05

  That's a good question. Do you two sleep in the same room?

• 36:38Speaker 01

  Currently, no.

• 36:39Speaker 02

  Currently, no.

• 36:39Speaker 03

  Currently, no.

• 36:40Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 36:40Speaker 03

  Well, that's, that's what Ryan.

• 36:41Speaker 05

  I didn't talk about that.

• 36:42Speaker 01

  I'm, I'm with my boyfriend, Rafe, he's five.

• 36:47Speaker 02

  I'm going to be.

• 36:49Speaker 02

  Literally, like Rafe calls her bed his bed.

• 36:52Speaker 01

  Our, our room and I'm like, really, like, no, we're, we're going to sort it out. We miss, I really miss sharing a bed every night and we're gonna, we need to get it sorted.

• 37:02Speaker 05

  It's a big thing because Ryan talks about it on the podcast and it got played on this morning, it was it or something.

• 37:05Speaker 04

  Oh, it's a big topic of conversation and like so many people do, I, I think it is healthy. I, I do think it's healthy. Like for me, sharing a bed is for one thing only.

• 37:16Speaker 03

  Really? Yeah.

• 37:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:17Speaker 03

  Cuddles.

• 37:18Speaker 04

  Go to bed, I can have a little fart, I can have a little, you know.

• 37:20Speaker 01

  Oh, so do you, it's not because of kids, you do it through choice?

• 37:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, the kids sleep in their own rooms.

• 37:25Speaker 05

  Well, now they think you're weird.

• 37:28Speaker 04

  Not like. Hammond Diaz does it.

• 37:31Speaker 01

  No, do you know what?

• 37:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's what I said, you were saying.

• 37:34Speaker 04

  Gwyneth Paltrow does it.

• 37:35Speaker 01

  I am, I can fully get on board with it. He, he knows.

• 37:39Speaker 02

  Gwyneth Paltrow also once sold a candle that smelled like a vagina, but carry on.

• 37:46Speaker 04

  How does he know what he smells like?

• 37:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm a comedian.

• 37:51Speaker 02

  So, no, it was called that. It was called the.

• 37:53Speaker 04

  Really?

• 37:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:55Speaker 01

  Oh, so you do it, okay, I can understand that.

• 37:59Speaker 01

  Listen, I think however anyone wants to live their life and whatever works for their relationship, that's them. People think we're mental because we do this together and they're like, how do you do that? How? And I'm like, well, we find it quite healthy and it's fine. And my little boy currently gets terrified sleeping in his own room. So I'm like, well, sleep with me and we've got the rest of our lives to sleep together.

• 38:20Speaker 02

  And exactly, when our children are like 18 and 20, they're not going to want to climb into bed with mum and dad, you know? And I'm not going to want them to, it's going to be fucking weird. But they want to now for a little cuddle, why the hell?

• 38:29Speaker 04

  I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't, I don't know if it is working because we're not getting on that well anyway.

• 38:35Speaker 01

  Get back in the bed.

• 38:36Speaker 03

  Maybe that's where you're going wrong.

• 38:37Speaker 04

  No, but we've been on holiday and we've had to stay in the same bedroom and it's like, and then I've creeped in, I was saying this yesterday, I've creeped into the, the main, her bedroom.

• 38:45Speaker 03

  There it is.

• 38:46Speaker 04

  I've creeped in there and I said to her, well, I got in there, I felt awkward and I went, um, thanks for letting me come in your bedroom. Well, I didn't say you can come in here and I was like, well, okay, so I just got the pillow, put it between, she has a pillow, like three pillows. I know the one's there, one's everywhere and I'm like, I'm out anyway. I know when all them pillows start surrounding, I'm out, I'm getting nothing that night.

• 39:07Speaker 02

  Pillow piss, I'm like.

• 39:09Speaker 01

  Listen, we'll have to go.

• 39:10Speaker 03

  Thank you, guys.

• 39:12Speaker 01

  But I just, I wanted to say, it's so lovely having you guys back on. I follow you online on Instagram and I just genuinely think what you're doing is amazing. I think your families, when you get the, like the kids in and that, I think it's so lush. And I just think yous are really, really sweet and yeah, I just wanted yous to know because I follow yous online and I just, I think the kids are amazing.

• 39:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:33Speaker 01

  All the stuff they do and it's just lush. It's lush.

• 39:36Speaker 04

  From us boys as well, like, this is a dream for us being with you guys on here because we are massive fans and you, we spoke to you about this when we came on your show and, you know, what you've achieved in this whole podcast world.

• 39:47Speaker 01

  Oh, thank you.

• 39:48Speaker 04

  Started at home, that's real or fresh and organic, we look up to you guys very much in this game. Thank you for having us on.

• 39:56Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 39:56Speaker 03

  Got a wide on.

• 39:59Speaker 04

  I'll end it on that now.

• 40:02Speaker 02

  I can't be sentimental, I'll have to ruin it.

• 40:05Speaker 04

  Cheers, guys.

• 40:06Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 40:19Speaker 07

  When fall comes back around, there's a sense of a reset. And new pieces from Lululemon's fall drop are an inspiration to push your goals and elevate your routines. As your calendar fills, easy to layer styles meet the demands of your day. And as you challenge yourself to try even more, versatile sets transition with you. The Lululemon fall lineup brings new levels of comfort and confidence. Whether you're starting something fresh or starting something over. Check out the latest arrivals in store and on lululemon.com now.