Party Princesses + Grabbing a Coffee

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  The following podcast is a Dear Media production.

• 0:04Benito Skinner?

  I'm Benito Skinner.

• 0:05Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm Mary Beth Brown.

• 0:06Benito Skinner?

  And this.

• 0:07Mary Beth Barone?

  Is.

• 0:08Benito Skinner?

  Ride.

• 0:12Benito Skinner?

  Here's the thing, for anyone who doesn't get doggy kisses, I think you have some unresolved trauma. Kiss me, you princess.

• 0:20Mary Beth Barone?

  Baby.

• 0:20Benito Skinner?

  So this is Pinky, you guys. This is my dog. Um, she's my princess. Look at you. Me. What? Oh, wait. This is what? Is she gonna do that thing where she goes?

• 0:32Mary Beth Barone?

  You have to. She's kinda doing it right now.

• 0:35Benito Skinner?

  We look so, we look exactly alike.

• 0:38Mary Beth Barone?

  I know.

• 0:38Benito Skinner?

  Whoa.

• 0:39Mary Beth Barone?

  You guys could be related. Baby.

• 0:41Benito Skinner?

  Sit right here and just chill out.

• 0:42Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't know if she'll sit that long, but we have Faye in the studio, our friend who came here straight from England just to watch us do one episode, and then she's gonna fly home.

• 0:49Benito Skinner?

  We love an audience. Come on, cuck chair, cuck sofa.

• 0:53Mary Beth Barone?

  The cuck chair.

• 0:54Benito Skinner?

  Some of our best episodes were, bleep it, where he watched us. It was one of those first rides where you kinda just were like, I'm gonna be negative. I'm gonna be a bitch.

• 1:05Mary Beth Barone?

  I was in a bad mood. I was fired up, probably because of him, but then I put it into the work.

• 1:11Benito Skinner?

  Right, Pinky? You came at the right time.

• 1:14Mary Beth Barone?

  I hope they can hear breathing.

• 1:16Benito Skinner?

  Me too. I think it's nice. It's always funny when people complain about audio things. And sometimes they do it to me in public recently where they're like, I couldn't, I heard this thing, alright, someone did that to me recently.

• 1:26Mary Beth Barone?

  What was, what was it?

• 1:27Benito Skinner?

  They said there was like a mic bump or something, and I'm like, whoa, okay.

• 1:31Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, you know, we're living, breathing things, right?

• 1:33Benito Skinner?

  Well, the trickiest thing to me is, I was like, okay, well, I, I don't edit it, and I actually have to make a fucking TV show. Oh my God, but enjoy your day. The fuck? That was so weird of you. Um, right, Pinky? Everyone's on my ass, and also really mean to me.

• 1:50Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah. Well, on that note, I guess it's time to sort of present the idea of Mugatu.

• 1:56Benito Skinner?

  So, right, baby. I'm very Mugatu today. I was on FaceTime with Mary Beth, and I had some product in my hair, and I did a middle part. Where are you going?

• 2:08Benito Skinner?

  Are you going to Mama?

• 2:10Benito Skinner?

  And I had full middle part, and I thought, oh, I can, I can Mugatu.

• 2:15Mary Beth Barone?

  Very easily is what you said.

• 2:16Benito Skinner?

  And I feel like Mugatu, the relationship between Mugatu and Mia Jokovic, who, Mia Jokovic?

• 2:22Mary Beth Barone?

  In Fifth Element?

• 2:23Benito Skinner?

  Well.

• 2:24Mary Beth Barone?

  Or you mean in the movie?

• 2:25Benito Skinner?

  But she's in that movie.

• 2:26Mary Beth Barone?

  In Zoolander, yeah, that's who I forgot.

• 2:27Benito Skinner?

  They're very us.

• 2:28Mary Beth Barone?

  Totally.

• 2:28Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 2:29Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, he, well, and that was one of Will Ferrell's, when he was like a character actor, and he was doing supporting, which I think was a really special time.

• 2:36Benito Skinner?

  Oh, God, you know that it's all, I'm dying for it. Oh, and by the way, everybody here is a work of art.

• 2:43Benito Skinner?

  That's just kind of all I'm gonna say on that.

• 2:46Mary Beth Barone?

  Thank you.

• 2:47Benito Skinner?

  First, your special's been out a week, your head is bigger than it's ever been.

• 2:51Mary Beth Barone?

  I know.

• 2:51Benito Skinner?

  You're a total bitch.

• 2:52Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm just gonna be on my phone the whole time for this episode. Cool.

• 2:54Benito Skinner?

  Bye, honey.

• 2:55Mary Beth Barone?

  I forgot my notebook, so we did one successful week of me not looking at my phone for the notes, but then that's over for now. It's just temporary. I don't know, I just couldn't fit it all in my bag today.

• 3:03Benito Skinner?

  No, we brought a dog. You had to fit your dog in your clutch.

• 3:06Mary Beth Barone?

  Cause we bought a zoo.

• 3:07Benito Skinner?

  Get a dog who fits in a clutch.

• 3:09Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 3:09Benito Skinner?

  J.D. Elliott.

• 3:13Mary Beth Barone?

  Get a dog who fits in a clutch.

• 3:15Benito Skinner?

  J.D. Elliott. I just can't imagine what it's like to have me in your life.

• 3:21Mary Beth Barone?

  I can't imagine what it's like to listen to this podcast, like.

• 3:24Benito Skinner?

  Apparently it's fun. I mean, the girls that are.

• 3:26Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm running into girls that are actively listening to it more and more, and I think that's so cool.

• 3:30Benito Skinner?

  Someone pulled over, haphazardly, by the way.

• 3:32Mary Beth Barone?

  Haphazardly even. You and the words these days, and I hope that people don't mind that we talk, we unpack these things together. Haphazardly is just ultimately funny.

• 3:43Benito Skinner?

  That's so funny I just said that. I think it's because, I've said this before on the pod, I was the youngest in my family, and I would just listen to everything my family said, and I guess maybe hearing wasn't totally a hundred percent. And I, I would just kinda hear something, I'm like, I guess it's that.

• 3:58Mary Beth Barone?

  Right, and that's totally cool.

• 3:59Benito Skinner?

  This is crazy because someone, I thought that, when I heard what cum was, that, I thought they had said cun. So I said, I said cun in the locker room, and I remember the guys looking at me like, fuck.

• 4:13Mary Beth Barone?

  The fuck? What's come out of you?

• 4:14Benito Skinner?

  The Mormon kids were like, yeah, cun.

• 4:16Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, it's cun. I wish it was a different word than cum, cause that's a word that we use pretty commonly in our, in our language. Like, why did we have to do that?

• 4:24Benito Skinner?

  And like, try having the name Ben. Like, it's so, people say Ben, like, I've been there a lot, and I turn my head, and it like distracts me from my life. It's like, every day is fucking hard. It actually is a thing where people say Ben, like, what? Crank it.

• 4:41Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, Mary Beth is, it's one of one. It's specific.

• 4:45Benito Skinner?

  I'm one of one. I'm the only one. Speaking of talk albums, I've been re-listening to Renaissance. I just don't think I'm allowed to listen to those albums because I will say those things so much to people. We had the best time with you guys at the pool party for Galaxy Brain.

• 5:00Mary Beth Barone?

  We can't, lest we forget.

• 5:02Benito Skinner?

  I had like, the absolute time of my life. By the end of the night, you finally had to tell me that we had to go.

• 5:06Mary Beth Barone?

  We had to go. It's that time.

• 5:08Benito Skinner?

  I was spilling too much tea in the hot tubs.

• 5:09Mary Beth Barone?

  You were holding cord in the hot tub. Thank you Bath House for letting us congregate the baronies in the most beautiful way possible, which was on a rooftop in a pool in the rain. My God, I had fun. And I think people were really not sure, they were unsure of what the event would be, and I just said, you gotta trust me. And they would say, what should I wear? I say, well, it's a pool party, wear a bathing suit.

• 5:27Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, so wear a bathing suit. And I just saw everyone was body tea. It felt so like.

• 5:32Mary Beth Barone?

  Everyone was body tea.

• 5:33Benito Skinner?

  Such a warm, sexy environment. Um, it was raining, and I was in a swimsuit, so I finally got to run up to you on the street and say, did you mean what you said?

• 5:41Mary Beth Barone?

  Said.

• 5:42Benito Skinner?

  When you said you loved me. Did you mean it? Which I've been dying to do to somebody, for real, but it hasn't happened yet.

• 5:50Mary Beth Barone?

  I was lucky enough to get that call.

• 5:52Benito Skinner?

  Yes. Say it now, or I will run in front of that fucking bus. You have to give people those ultimatums in love.

• 5:58Mary Beth Barone?

  Mm-hmm. I agree.

• 5:59Benito Skinner?

  Love is a battlefield, motherfucker.

• 6:02Benito Skinner?

  You to every guy you've scared off.

• 6:05Mary Beth Barone?

  I know, there's just something about me. I just have, I have that X factor.

• 6:09Benito Skinner?

  Just we, de la monte. Faye, say it.

• 6:14Mary Beth Barone?

  Thank you, and that was a beautiful accent you did there.

• 6:16Benito Skinner?

  My goodness.

• 6:17Mary Beth Barone?

  And I wrote for accents last week.

• 6:18Benito Skinner?

  Euro summer.

• 6:19Mary Beth Barone?

  Alright, Faye, I'm gonna have to ask you to take Pinky just so I can lock in, only because she's being a little bit like, she's, wants to discover, but we're not discovering today, we're doing podcasts.

• 6:28Benito Skinner?

  There's nothing to discover. We actually are at work, sweetie.

• 6:31Mary Beth Barone?

  Um, but I love you, Pinky, and I'm gonna miss you.

• 6:33Benito Skinner?

  It's like when I would visit my mom when she was teaching PE in middle school, and I'd like vibe out for a bit, and then she'd be like, actually, like, you're kind of being a fuck ass right now.

• 6:41Mary Beth Barone?

  Totally, you have to leave. Well, imagine when my mom would fill in for the school nurse.

• 6:46Mary Beth Barone?

  Pinky.

• 6:47Benito Skinner?

  Burped?

• 6:49Mary Beth Barone?

  I've never heard of that before.

• 6:50Benito Skinner?

  Like mama, like mama, like daughter.

• 6:52Mary Beth Barone?

  Mother, like daughter, I'm teaching her right.

• 6:54Benito Skinner?

  Um, wait, uh.

• 6:56Mary Beth Barone?

  I was faking sick all, all day.

• 6:58Benito Skinner?

  I can't even imagine.

• 6:59Mary Beth Barone?

  Can you imagine my mom at the school nurse? I go, well, what the fuck am I doing here in class then?

• 7:02Benito Skinner?

  God, I would have been a ham with her.

• 7:04Mary Beth Barone?

  What a waste of time.

• 7:05Benito Skinner?

  I would lock in, I'd be like, oh, grown woman, like, that's my demo. I, I would have been like, this is like, might as well be a bullseye.

• 7:12Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, I'm gonna go hang out.

• 7:13Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, I have to go talk to her.

• 7:15Mary Beth Barone?

  One anecdote I would like to share is that one of my brothers, and I won't say who, just because I haven't cleared the story, uh, he was in kindergarten, and he asked to go to the nurse, and my mom was the nurse that day, and the teacher said, I know you just wanna go see your mom. And then he threw up everywhere. So sometimes you have to believe.

• 7:29Benito Skinner?

  And after he went, clock it.

• 7:31Mary Beth Barone?

  And he goes, fresh shit, I'm gonna brush my shoulders off.

• 7:35Benito Skinner?

  The teacher said, go on then, brush your shoulders. That's very, um, Jean Grey in Taken, getting like, uh, Paris brought up. Like, that poor teacher's probably like, for the rest of her career, just thought, well, at one time I didn't let a kid go, and he threw up everywhere.

• 7:50Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 7:51Benito Skinner?

  And I'm the worst teacher in the world.

• 7:52Mary Beth Barone?

  You should let kids go to the nurse if they have a stomach ache.

• 7:54Benito Skinner?

  My thing is, it's like, careless about kids going to the bathroom. It's like, if they don't wanna be there, they don't wanna be there. And maybe that's a star, by the way.

• 8:00Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh, my God. Speaking of stars going to the bathroom in school.

• 8:03Benito Skinner?

  Totally.

• 8:03Mary Beth Barone?

  I, one time, I was wearing a dress, this was in kindergarten, so it wasn't a uniform yet, and I remember I got to the bathroom, forgot to pull my underwear down. Honey?

• 8:12Benito Skinner?

  Mm-hmm.

• 8:12Mary Beth Barone?

  It was, it was an accident.

• 8:14Benito Skinner?

  Go piss, girl.

• 8:14Mary Beth Barone?

  I waddled back to class, tried to play it off. I don't remember if it was successful. I just remember having the thought, like, I didn't need to tell anyone about this. Cause in kindergarten, you're still bringing a second set of underwear to school, cause like, kids are having accidents all the time.

• 8:25Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 8:26Mary Beth Barone?

  And I remember one year, I was bringing thongs.

• 8:27Benito Skinner?

  Backup thongs.

• 8:28Mary Beth Barone?

  And they don't hold much urine, can I just tell you?

• 8:31Benito Skinner?

  Oh, of course not.

• 8:32Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, I wasn't good. It was messy. But I remember one kid came from the ba, back from the bathroom one time, and he admitted to wetting himself, and so, and then everyone remembered that forever. So I wasn't gonna let that happen to me. So I'm sure I just like smelled like piss, and I was like squeaky in the chair, but whatever. Like, I, I don't am an innovator, I don't know.

• 8:49Benito Skinner?

  I just think that's like make impact, but my, um, it's, we're very similar. We're cut from the same cloth. My brother walked in, he is six years older than me, and so he's in sixth grade, I mean kindergarten, and he walks into the, the boys' room, and I have my full ass out. I took off all my clothes to go to the urinal, cause at home, I'd be like, I'm naked when I do this stuff. So I had my full ass out, and I turn and I go, hey, brother. And he talks about it, and still to this day, he's like, it was just.

• 9:17Mary Beth Barone?

  But was it, it was happenstance?

• 9:19Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, he just, he just walked in, and all his friends were like, Jesus, Benny. And I was like, hey, boys, sorry. And I just, I was like, I don't know, I just felt free.

• 9:27Mary Beth Barone?

  This is funny drama's house.

• 9:28Benito Skinner?

  And ever since then, I've had like stage fright now. Now I, like, if someone's even close to me at the urinal, I have to think about like, the worst possible thing.

• 9:35Mary Beth Barone?

  Hey, brother.

• 9:36Benito Skinner?

  I have to be like, let me lock back into having to run the 400 and track. But it used to, I used to be, I mean, my God, I was so free. I, I, it was like hands free, he said.

• 9:45Mary Beth Barone?

  I know. Fuck. You, oh, so you were, it was, yeah, no hands.

• 9:48Benito Skinner?

  And he's just like, Jesus, pull your pants up, but I don't wanna get pee on my clothes.

• 9:52Mary Beth Barone?

  Of course. That, and so, yeah, we're, we're doing our own thing in there.

• 9:56Benito Skinner?

  Cause I'm a dripper. There's always a little bit more in there. Rat buddy.

• 10:01Mary Beth Barone?

  Andrew's, Andrew's referring that. I had so many siblings in my school that when, sometimes they would take the younger kids to like, do like a tour of the other classrooms and anytime I would see my sibling, I would just burst into tears. So then I would get to go home.

• 10:13Benito Skinner?

  God, you're just such a little ballerina princess chihuahua baby girl.

• 10:18Mary Beth Barone?

  I know. It's really hard being me.

• 10:19Benito Skinner?

  Who's done G?

• 10:20Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, I have done G.

• 10:23Mary Beth Barone?

  The path that my life has taken, no one could have predicted and I have done G multiple times.

• 10:29Benito Skinner?

  They could have.

• 10:30Mary Beth Barone?

  You think it, well, actually no, my grandma did predict it. It was written in the stars. But doing G, I will say I did it a few times, but I didn't realize how easy it is to overdose. And once I found that out, I stopped doing it.

• 10:39Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, cool. I just think it's like, when I've told gay guys that you've done it, they're, I mean, their faces like, they're already salivating for you. I say that, they're like, they're clawing.

• 10:48Mary Beth Barone?

  Well.

• 10:48Benito Skinner?

  They, they start to choke me. They're like, what makes you so special?

• 10:51Mary Beth Barone?

  I'll try anything, I'll try anything once.

• 10:53Benito Skinner?

  Yeah. Come on, man. Fresh as hell, does that?

• 10:57Mary Beth Barone?

  That's gay guys to me when they found out I did G. I'm not recommending it, by the way.

• 11:02Benito Skinner?

  No, of course not. And we don't recommend anything ever.

• 11:05Mary Beth Barone?

  No, we're talking about things we have experiences with and if you disagree and you don't like it, people, no, no. Oh my God, I almost said something people said and I actually, I just, I just held back.

• 11:13Benito Skinner?

  We just don't need to.

• 11:14Mary Beth Barone?

  It's not important.

• 11:15Benito Skinner?

  And to just kind of like immediately slot something in instead. Take out the bad, have the good. I have been researching and it looks like I have found my circus school. I'm going to stilts school. I will learn how to walk on stilts in this year.

• 11:31Mary Beth Barone?

  You're gonna stand outside my window.

• 11:32Benito Skinner?

  I'm gonna stand outside your window.

• 11:33Mary Beth Barone?

  This is gonna be like so monumental when you do that.

• 11:36Benito Skinner?

  I know. And I don't think people like get it, but it's like important to me because like, it just, it's true whimsy, which is gonna get into my ride today, by the way.

• 11:44Mary Beth Barone?

  And I want to talk about, because this is gonna be a full circle moment when we, we can post the video from my window view on stilts.

• 11:50Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 11:50Mary Beth Barone?

  I wanted to quickly talk about the Marissa Cooper dress and then I have one more thing to touch on before we get into what we ride for.

• 11:55Benito Skinner?

  Of course. What, hey, just by the way, gratitude. It's been an exciting day.

• 11:58Mary Beth Barone?

  Gratitude.

• 11:59Benito Skinner?

  What is this kind of top?

• 12:01Mary Beth Barone?

  This is Miu Miu that I bought. It's, I bought it at a vintage store.

• 12:04Benito Skinner?

  That's so cool. This is Society Archive Vintage, of course. My shirts are polo vintage. And I'm wearing flip flops by the row because I actually just am like gang, gang.

• 12:13Mary Beth Barone?

  Cause you're a sick person, you're sick. I'm wearing reefs and Calvin Klein barrel jeans. You got my reefs on.

• 12:18Benito Skinner?

  Who got you those, baby girl?

• 12:20Mary Beth Barone?

  You did.

• 12:20Benito Skinner?

  Reef has my address and they have sent a lot.

• 12:22Mary Beth Barone?

  They have sent a lot to me as well. And I can now have just, we did them on. But I can have flip flops at my parents' house, which is good. And then I have sets for hair.

• 12:30Benito Skinner?

  It's great. I think by this point, I probably have, I would say I have as many flip flops as like someone living in San Diego who works at SeaWorld.

• 12:39Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:40Benito Skinner?

  So I'm probably good for a bit, but doesn't mean I don't want any new ones.

• 12:44Mary Beth Barone?

  They're also trying to get a different job because they know that the associations of SeaWorld are not great.

• 12:48Benito Skinner?

  Well, of course.

• 12:49Mary Beth Barone?

  But yeah, he does have blonde hair, that person for sure.

• 12:51Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, he does, but it's natural.

• 12:52Mary Beth Barone?

  It's natural. It's from being out in the water.

• 12:54Benito Skinner?

  The blonde's changed everything. It's, I'm an atomic blonde. I'm blonde.

• 12:58Mary Beth Barone?

  You're the 355.

• 13:00Benito Skinner?

  I'm the 355. Oh my fucking God. I just thought about the 355 again. The most beautiful women in the world got together to solve a crime.

• 13:09Mary Beth Barone?

  We're, or, or so we're told.

• 13:11Benito Skinner?

  So we're told. I still haven't seen it on a plane.

• 13:13Mary Beth Barone?

  I've not seen it.

• 13:13Benito Skinner?

  But I'm excited. Let's get it on planes.

• 13:15Mary Beth Barone?

  Let's get it on planes.

• 13:16Benito Skinner?

  Why isn't it ride on planes?

• 13:17Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't know. I think it could be. I think there's a future for us there in the skies.

• 13:21Benito Skinner?

  Us in the sky.

• 13:22Mary Beth Barone?

  Delta one.

• 13:23Benito Skinner?

  A plane going down and you're watching ride.

• 13:25Mary Beth Barone?

  It'll calm you down.

• 13:26Benito Skinner?

  There are worse ways to go.

• 13:27Mary Beth Barone?

  Absolutely.

• 13:29Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 13:29Mary Beth Barone?

  So you went on a podcast.

• 13:32Benito Skinner?

  Okay. Okay. So I went on one of my, oh my God, Pinky has her little, she's got her cootie out.

• 13:37Mary Beth Barone?

  She has belly out. She's getting rubbed right now.

• 13:38Benito Skinner?

  It's more than her belly, girl.

• 13:39Mary Beth Barone?

  Okay, don't be, don't, not objectify my dog.

• 13:42Benito Skinner?

  She got her nana out.

• 13:43Mary Beth Barone?

  Just say, talk about the podcast.

• 13:44Benito Skinner?

  So I was on my favorite podcast, which is the Goodbye Harper's Bazaar. I absolutely love them. They are heaven. I, it was my red light therapy podcast, that and then the Kennedys with George Chavez.

• 13:56Mary Beth Barone?

  With George Chavez, of course.

• 13:57Benito Skinner?

  Um, so it was just, it was full circle moment. So I go on there and there was a thing that was said to me, well, there was kind of a bit that my publicist, oh God, publicist, here I go. I'm so at my own fucking ass.

• 14:09Mary Beth Barone?

  You're not relatable anymore.

• 14:10Benito Skinner?

  I'm not relatable. Um, my publicist was like, we have a joke in the office. If Benny can get through an interview without talking about Mary Beth or the OC, it will be.

• 14:20Mary Beth Barone?

  It hasn't been done to this day. Yeah.

• 14:22Benito Skinner?

  Yeah. Um, hell hath frozen over. So I bring you up on the podcast and I was like, actually talking about the goodbye. Cause it's kind of like about grails and your favorite clothes and what, you know, the things that you want to buy, your first purchase. Very cute. You have to listen. I love it. So, and you should be on it. I mean, like if you could book it.

• 14:39Mary Beth Barone?

  I mean, I don't know. There's like, there's a long list.

• 14:41Benito Skinner?

  No, you should, you should really be on it, especially after the special.

• 14:44Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, I'm gonna bring the clothes and I'm gonna show them a show and tell.

• 14:46Benito Skinner?

  I know. I, I've never thought more about the outfit I was gonna be in for it because I was like, it has to be both like, not too styled, but also like.

• 14:55Mary Beth Barone?

  Come on, man. Fresh as hell, is that? I'm bringing the Marikami speedy that I bought on the real real.

• 15:00Benito Skinner?

  God, I love that one.

• 15:01Mary Beth Barone?

  Needless to say.

• 15:01Benito Skinner?

  I love holding that. There's a photo of me holding it at Galaxy Brain.

• 15:04Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 15:05Benito Skinner?

  So I'm talking to them about this dress that Misha Barton wears in the OC that I, I think me and Jake Samas had sent to you like 10 times during overcompensating press.

• 15:15Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, she worked to the children's hospital benefit.

• 15:16Benito Skinner?

  She worked to the children's hospital benefit on the yacht where she finds out that her, I think mom and dad are getting a divorce and that her mom's dating someone. It might be that night. It's a big night for Marissa. But there's lore behind the dress because Misha Barton got to keep it and she wore it to an event. And she was like, it's the one, it's one of those dresses that I like, love so much and I begged them to let me wear it. And of course they're like, Misha, it's yours, hon.

• 15:38Mary Beth Barone?

  Take it.

• 15:39Benito Skinner?

  So I, I come out publicly and I say, we're looking for the dress. If you see something, say something about this dress.

• 15:46Mary Beth Barone?

  Yes.

• 15:46Benito Skinner?

  Let us know.

• 15:47Mary Beth Barone?

  So then I was sent two links to this website in the UK where you can rent clothes. So I reached out to both of the renters on there and neither of them responded to me. One of them had the dress in a different color. One of them had a dress in the exact color from the OC. However, the only photos of it on the listing were like press images or the runway piece. So it didn't actually have like, this is the dress at my house. So I was skeptical that it was even real.

• 16:13Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 16:13Mary Beth Barone?

  So I sort of gave up hope, but then I checked my DM requests, which I still do, and this is why. This is a good example of why I check my DM requests. Sometimes there's weird stuff in there, but sometimes there's something like this, which was a DM from a lovely New York based woman who reached out to me and she said, I heard Benny talking about this dress on the podcast, the Missoni dress from the OC. It's the first thing that I bought when I moved to New York City. She said, I don't wear it anymore and I would be willing to sell it to you. It can have a new life. I, I literally could get chills just thinking about this.

• 16:45Benito Skinner?

  I have goosebumps.

• 16:45Mary Beth Barone?

  So I replied like within, embarrassingly fast. And I was just like, oh my God, yes. Can you send me a picture? Where are you located? Like, I was like, I'll ship it from wherever you are.

• 16:54Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 16:54Mary Beth Barone?

  Um, I'll pay however, any amount.

• 16:56Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 16:56Mary Beth Barone?

  Just, just let me know. Um, so she responded with a photo and it was just, oh my God, it's like, it's just so good. And she was wearing it and it was, yeah.

• 17:05Benito Skinner?

  She's that guy in The Dark Knight where she goes, I want $1 million every year for the rest of my life.

• 17:11Mary Beth Barone?

  For the rest of my life. Yeah. She, she tried to blackmail the Batman.

• 17:14Benito Skinner?

  And you want to blackmail this man? Remember I did Sydney Sweeney in front of one of your exes and he goes, ooh, I don't know about that. And I was like, I don't know about you.

• 17:22Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, he said that's the whole thing.

• 17:23Benito Skinner?

  The fuck?

• 17:24Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah. Flop. Um, she asked for a very reasonable price and then I, we did the exchange, the cultural exchange of money for the garment.

• 17:31Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 17:31Mary Beth Barone?

  And I've been sitting on this for months.

• 17:33Benito Skinner?

  I know.

• 17:34Mary Beth Barone?

  I, and.

• 17:35Benito Skinner?

  Waiting for the right moment.

• 17:35Mary Beth Barone?

  And Leila, my assistant, went to go grab it. So she had the dress in hand. She sent me a photo. And I was like, I was in Toronto and I couldn't wait to just like see it with my own eyes. And I figured maybe we would have to tailor it a little bit. Fit me perfectly, sisterhood of the traveling dress.

• 17:49Benito Skinner?

  I know.

• 17:49Mary Beth Barone?

  And I just was like, I have to wear this on, Seth.

• 17:51Benito Skinner?

  I'm wearing it tonight.

• 17:52Mary Beth Barone?

  And you're wearing it tonight. And if you had never said that on the podcast, we maybe never would have found each other. But it was such like a, it was like wish fulfillment for like, definitely me. But then I think like a whole generation of millennial women that have been like wondering like, where is this dress? Like it has to still exist.

• 18:06Benito Skinner?

  It's so important and it's so, it's kind of gets a little bit into what I'm talking about today. It's sisterhood. And there's something really just, it's so fun to know that something that meant a lot to you and you saw it also means so much to, cause like seeing the fervor.

• 18:20Mary Beth Barone?

  I know.

• 18:20Benito Skinner?

  Of when you wore this dress all over the internet. I was like, oh my God, it meant so much to everyone. Cause I just, in rewatching the OC, I was like, I just remembered this dress and my sister was like obsessed with it. And we were like, this fucking dress.

• 18:30Mary Beth Barone?

  I know. It's so important.

• 18:32Benito Skinner?

  Next is the Chanel prom dress.

• 18:34Mary Beth Barone?

  I know. I, I'm working on it. I have a lead and I'm working on it.

• 18:38Benito Skinner?

  We have leads.

• 18:39Mary Beth Barone?

  We have leads and I did want to say that, well, someone made a TikTok to this is, so this is Christmas about me wearing the dress. And that couldn't have meant more to me. And also I just want to say thank you so much to everyone who streamed the special. And the feedback has just been like, honestly, I mean, I could, I like, it's been really cool.

• 18:56Benito Skinner?

  Definitely on my watch list. I'm gonna get to it this weekend.

• 18:58Mary Beth Barone?

  No, totally. I mean, a lot of people have jobs they can't watch during the week.

• 19:01Benito Skinner?

  No, I know. Like, it's just, it's perfect and we're so proud of you. Me, Faye, Pinky, like, are you kidding?

• 19:07Mary Beth Barone?

  Andrew too.

• 19:07Benito Skinner?

  Andrew.

• 19:08Mary Beth Barone?

  Have you watched it yet?

• 19:09Benito Skinner?

  Well, duh. Oh, he's watching POV porn right now.

• 19:12Mary Beth Barone?

  Mm hmm. Well, he has a VR headset on. I'm like, you should be watching the special.

• 19:16Benito Skinner?

  He's like, whoa.

• 19:17Mary Beth Barone?

  You should be watching.

• 19:18Benito Skinner?

  Um, it's just perfect and we're so proud of you and I cannot wait to fully celebrate.

• 19:23Mary Beth Barone?

  Me too. Side of Galaxy Rainbow. Last thing I want to say before we get into what we ride for, I'm done protecting men from their own actions. Instead of getting mad that I told someone about a bad thing that you did, you just shouldn't do the bad thing.

• 19:33Benito Skinner?

  I agree. That's my thing. I kind of, I'm not really good at it, but I don't tell people when they treat me or my friends poorly prior, because I'm like, oh, we're adults. You should kind of know that. Like, if you don't know how to treat someone, do I really need to take time out of my day that I could have spent going to lunch with you, petting Pinky, shopping online, searching for gowns?

• 19:54Mary Beth Barone?

  Talking about a dress on a podcast.

• 19:56Benito Skinner?

  Exactly.

• 19:56Mary Beth Barone?

  To try to force it for your best friend.

• 19:57Benito Skinner?

  I need to do a sit down meal with you to be like, you're an asshole. I just like,

• 20:02Benito Skinner?

  think about that. If you don't know it by now, there's kind of nothing I can do.

• 20:05Mary Beth Barone?

  There's nothing I can do, but I will tell others. I'll tell other people. I'll try to work on it with you, but then I'm going to tell other people.

• 20:10Benito Skinner?

  Oh, I'll paint the town red.

• 20:11Mary Beth Barone?

  Another detail about the dress, I actually didn't tell you when I first got it and I was waiting till you were having kind of a tough day. And I said, I have something. I have something really cool.

• 20:19Benito Skinner?

  I was really tired on set and I was just like, whoa, I'm kind of like numb at this point. The hours are kind of crazy and just like, you know, you're kind of in the like, whoa, we have to get this baby done. And you said, I have like something really special.

• 20:31Mary Beth Barone?

  And I sent you the picture.

• 20:33Benito Skinner?

  I couldn't believe it. And then when I knew you were going to do it on set, I'm like, that's, come on.

• 20:36Mary Beth Barone?

  I wanted maximum impact. Yeah, and you did.

• 20:39Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 20:39Mary Beth Barone?

  Mr. J.

• 20:41Benito Skinner?

  That's Mr. J. Is it Mr. J or which one? Am I getting them wrong?

• 20:44Mary Beth Barone?

  I think it's Mr. J is J Manuel, or is that Mr. J?

• 20:47Benito Skinner?

  And then Miss J is the, no, Miss J is Miss Girl who teaches them how to walk. And then it's J Manuel. Manuel, Manuel.

• 20:53Mary Beth Barone?

  J Manuel.

• 20:53Benito Skinner?

  J Manuel. Um, J Manuel.

• 20:56Mary Beth Barone?

  The De La Monde.

• 20:58Benito Skinner?

  The dress is the epitome of Je Suis De La Monde, because it's

• 21:01Mary Beth Barone?

  It's 23 years old.

• 21:02Benito Skinner?

  It's culture. And you know what? It's such a little, oh, fuck yeah. It's a litmus test, but it's a litmus test of if you don't know that dress, I don't think we would be like totally close. It's kind of like, if you know that dress and how important it is, it's like we're sisters.

• 21:21Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 21:21Benito Skinner?

  We're so, actually, it's crazy. You should live with me.

• 21:24Mary Beth Barone?

  And we're aligned on a lot of stuff.

• 21:25Benito Skinner?

  God, you walked out and gave me chills. I was backstage and with Pinky and we got to just like take it in and it was so funny that the sweetest guy who was like taking us, the producer was backstage and I got to watch him like laugh at all your jokes. And he was laughing with Pinky and Pinky was laughing and

• 21:41Mary Beth Barone?

  Pinky had a great time. She laughed for the first time, actually.

• 21:44Benito Skinner?

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• 21:45Mary Beth Barone?

  America's dog.

• 21:46Benito Skinner?

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• 22:02Mary Beth Barone?

  Right.

• 22:03Benito Skinner?

  Understanding the biology of hair, by the way. Is that what you were going to say?

• 22:07Mary Beth Barone?

  I was going to say that.

• 22:08Benito Skinner?

  Keep going.

• 22:08Mary Beth Barone?

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• 22:14Benito Skinner?

  K18's air wash dry shampoo is bestselling non aerosol dry shampoo for all hair types. I'm obsessed with the K18. They have a great, um, kind of like detox shampoo.

• 22:24Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, the woman that cuts my hair is obsessed with it.

• 22:26Benito Skinner?

  My concern is just like buildup and I think also like using too many products because when you do that every day, you get a lot of scalp buildup and then it can be really dry because you do have to wash.

• 22:36Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, also it's like, does your hair get greasy, oily or limp between wash days? Do you work out and have to put off sweating, hot yoga lifting because of the extra work your hair will need after? Do you hate the gritty, starchy buildup that most dry shampoos leave behind? Like all these things, like you can solve it with K18.

• 22:51Benito Skinner?

  K18 is just one of those things you see in Sephora and you're like, whoa, science is here and thank God, because yeah, I'm purchasing. And it really is all so unbelievably worth it. And when I see someone's got K18 in their bathroom, like you and me, I'm like, oh, and I steal it. I, I fill my pockets.

• 23:07Mary Beth Barone?

  So I think the science of fresh hair is like so important and they're finally using science to help women. It's like about damn time. You can instantly eliminate odor and reduce oil and sweat, even in the summer heat.

• 23:17Benito Skinner?

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• 23:19Mary Beth Barone?

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• 23:24Benito Skinner?

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• 23:26Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh my God, go ahead.

• 23:27Benito Skinner?

  We always tell people that.

• 23:28Mary Beth Barone?

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• 23:29Benito Skinner?

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• 23:39Mary Beth Barone?

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• 24:22Mary Beth Barone?

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• 25:06Mary Beth Barone?

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• 25:36Benito Skinner?

  So today I'm going to ride for Party Princesses.

• 25:38Mary Beth Barone?

  And I'm riding for grabbing a coffee.

• 25:41Benito Skinner?

  I almost thought you were going to say grabbing a cock.

• 25:44Mary Beth Barone?

  I would, I would ride for that if I'd done it anytime recently, but I actually forgot what that's like.

• 25:49Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, that's, hey, that's fair.

• 25:51Mary Beth Barone?

  Maybe when I can do it, I'll bring it to the pod, but for now there's been none of that.

• 25:55Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 25:56Mary Beth Barone?

  There's been none of that stuff.

• 25:57Benito Skinner?

  That's okay. Yeah, last night you did FaceTime me and said, I just want a, a hard penis pressed against my back.

• 26:05Mary Beth Barone?

  And I don't even have to do any, like, we don't have to do anything, but I wanted, I want someone holding me.

• 26:09Benito Skinner?

  I know you start to detune on it.

• 26:11Mary Beth Barone?

  Maybe I would.

• 26:12Benito Skinner?

  A little bit of this?

• 26:12Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, I'm going to just see where it could go.

• 26:14Benito Skinner?

  You know what I mean, babe?

• 26:14Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm going to see where it could go. You never know.

• 26:18Benito Skinner?

  Well, of course not.

• 26:18Mary Beth Barone?

  But no, I'm not. I don't have that right now.

• 26:20Benito Skinner?

  That's very, Daddy goes, what's that?

• 26:25Mary Beth Barone?

  What is that?

• 26:26Benito Skinner?

  Is that a corn dog in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? And then she walks away. Then she gets up and literally he never sees her again.

• 26:34Mary Beth Barone?

  Okay, you know, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

• 26:37Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, yeah, of course.

• 26:37Mary Beth Barone?

  First of all, nothing could be funnier than that. I think that's the funniest thing ever written. Do you want to know when it was first uttered?

• 26:45Benito Skinner?

  What had to be by like, I don't know, Marilyn Monroe.

• 26:50Mary Beth Barone?

  Wow, really close.

• 26:52Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 26:52Mary Beth Barone?

  Um, it was Mae West.

• 26:54Benito Skinner?

  Oh, it's so Mae West.

• 26:56Mary Beth Barone?

  And it was

• 26:56Benito Skinner?

  Eyebrows, eyebrows laid. And I'm with a banana in your pocket?

• 26:59Mary Beth Barone?

  Before you would think that perverts were around. And Google right now, it's, Google's trying so hard to get me to use AI mode, which I'm not going to do. I'm just not going to.

• 27:08Benito Skinner?

  Okay, yeah.

• 27:08Mary Beth Barone?

  Okay, it's 1935, the movie Going to Town. I found it, but not because it was the first search result when I said, what movie, what year? Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? I figured it out.

• 27:18Benito Skinner?

  You got a seed sponsored ad.

• 27:20Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm like, I don't want that.

• 27:21Benito Skinner?

  I swear to God, I'm like, okay, hymns, chill.

• 27:23Mary Beth Barone?

  Sure, whatever. Yes, I'll subscribe.

• 27:26Benito Skinner?

  Fine, I'll do minoxidil. I don't think I need it.

• 27:28Mary Beth Barone?

  But can you believe how crass that is for 1935, for like a movie heroine?

• 27:32Benito Skinner?

  Well, there was like pre-war movies. They were kind of starting to have fun. I think it's called The Celluloid Closet. It's really incredible. It's a documentary about how like there was a lot of gay things and like there were gay guys and lesbians. Yeah, yeah, in film, but then there was like the, what is it called? The Code? There was like a code that was launched that was like, then you had to cut all of it out. But there was like a pre-war time where movies were kind of getting like a

• 27:54Mary Beth Barone?

  Sexy.

• 27:55Benito Skinner?

  Is that banana in your pocket or are you just going to fuck me?

• 27:57Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 27:58Benito Skinner?

  Which I love.

• 27:59Mary Beth Barone?

  But then they stopped because we live in a puritanical society. Okay, let's talk about Party Princesses.

• 28:03Benito Skinner?

  Oh my God. Okay, so Party Princesses. As a kid, obviously, when I would go to Disneyland, I think I only went once or twice.

• 28:10Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh, I did not know that that was what that means.

• 28:12Benito Skinner?

  Just wait.

• 28:13Mary Beth Barone?

  I can't wait to hear about this.

• 28:14Benito Skinner?

  Just wait.

• 28:16Benito Skinner?

  Meeting the princesses was everything to me. I have a photo with Milan. I have a photo with Ariel. I have a photo with Cinderella, even though she wasn't my favorite. And I kind of said that, I think not to her, but to my family. I'm like, this photo.

• 28:27Mary Beth Barone?

  Not to her, but around her.

• 28:28Benito Skinner?

  So this, is this photo my number one today? No, this just isn't. But Ariel was like, I couldn't believe it. And she was in her fin and I was like, the fuck? I thought she like had feet now. This is so cool. She's like back to her like OG vibe. So immediately I like know the, the childlike wonder they could bring, these princesses. And so TikTok is kind of like, he doesn't want to see comedy. He's probably seen too much makeup at this point. And, you know, I want to see things that I can send to you that are kind of like inspirational quotes, of course, or when it's like blocked my bestie, the fuck?

• 29:03Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 29:04Benito Skinner?

  Like, I want to watch that.

• 29:05Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah. Well, no, but give context to that. It's my ex blocked my bestie. That's your ex bestie in law.

• 29:10Benito Skinner?

  Ex bestie in law. What the fuck? Okay, ex bestie in law, what the fuck? Um, and then I want to see, um, people with like pet monkeys or I want to see donkeys. I want to see raccoons eating things. Like, of course, all of that is great. And then the algorithm said, we're going to put Party Princesses in front of you. It's a

• 29:34Benito Skinner?

  A combination of makeup, whimsy, lore. And so this woman Gabriella comes up on my TikTok and she's a party princess. And she is mainly Belle, but she's like all of them.

• 29:46Mary Beth Barone?

  Belle is, that's a flex.

• 29:48Benito Skinner?

  And you know that based on my face shape and my eyes, not my, this isn't my natural boring color, I would probably be Belle if they were gonna have me be one, just based on probably Belle and Anna from Elsa, from Frozen.

• 30:01Mary Beth Barone?

  Frozen, yeah. Which one do you think I'd be?

• 30:03Benito Skinner?

  Belle, but you know what? Because Belle is more angular and brown. I've just learned so much. And I just, I think it's like, I'm so fascinated by this and I'm trying to find something like that where it will like inspire me to then like make a show or movie about. I couldn't do anything Disney Parks related because you just can't film there, like no way, unless it was Disney Hulu, but I don't think.

• 30:22Mary Beth Barone?

  Or the Florida Project on an iPhone.

• 30:24Benito Skinner?

  Yeah. My, my version of what the party princesses would be would not be.

• 30:29Mary Beth Barone?

  Not be shot on, it's not Sean Baker's version.

• 30:30Benito Skinner?

  It's not, it's not Sean Baker's.

• 30:32Mary Beth Barone?

  It's gritty and it's real and they're sex workers.

• 30:34Benito Skinner?

  Well, of course, and it's shot on film, duh.

• 30:37Mary Beth Barone?

  Seventy millimeter film.

• 30:39Benito Skinner?

  I see this woman Gabriella and she, it's such an art form of what she does. And oh, also it's impressions, which you know, like that, like it's like my OG stuff. I used to do that. Mitch McConnell. Anna Karen.

• 30:52Mary Beth Barone?

  And you're nailing it. Can I just say, whenever you're ready to return to form, we're ready to have you.

• 30:56Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, I wonder, there are some that I'm like, I, I watch and I'm like, oh, I think I could probably do that. And I practice and I, you know, do it in my apartment alone. And I'm like, that, that is fun. It's still within me. Courtney is like always there.

• 31:08Mary Beth Barone?

  I know. She's just, she's at the surface.

• 31:10Benito Skinner?

  She is just always ready to go.

• 31:15Mary Beth Barone?

  I miss her.

• 31:16Benito Skinner?

  I know, me too. Um, but, uh, they're doing these like unbelievable impressions of these Disney characters. But what's fascinating to me is that they have to know the lore of the entire film and if there's like, you know, a series after or anything, because kids know everything.

• 31:33Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 31:33Benito Skinner?

  And kids.

• 31:34Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, it's all they know. It's a princess lore.

• 31:36Benito Skinner?

  It's all they know. So they're like, hey, Rapunzel, because I saw a bitch get a haircut at the end of Tangled. So the fuck are you doing with this long wig? And they're like, it's not a wig. In the animated TV series, this happened, but they, they don't say the TV series, but they like, they're so immersed in it. And it's like, true method acting for like an entire party being heckled by children. I'm fascinated by it.

• 32:01Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm wondering, is this like regional or are there like really, really esteemed ones that get flown out?

• 32:06Benito Skinner?

  So I, I would assume that I'm watching like Cream of the Crop, because Gabriella is like, she's unbelievable. I mean, like the things I'm watching, it's like, she is so meticulous. Everybody who's like a part of their, they're like companies. So everyone, they have like, people are specific to certain princesses, but she does like Belle, Ariel, Anna, Rapunzel. She doesn't love doing Rapunzel because like Rapunzel's more of a round face shape. So that's not like, you know, usual for her. But I love it because she even kind of like, she's, she's not in a mean way, but she is kind of like critical of things. She's like, I don't think you should, if you're getting paid to be a party princess, like you should wear color contacts. It's very, do you want to do this or not?

• 32:46Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, it's the devils in the details.

• 32:47Benito Skinner?

  Actually want to do this or not?

• 32:49Mary Beth Barone?

  I think for these princesses, because obviously I'm thinking about the experience at the party, if any of the dads are weird to you, you should call them out on sight.

• 32:56Benito Skinner?

  Agreed.

• 32:56Mary Beth Barone?

  It sort of goes along with what I was saying.

• 32:58Benito Skinner?

  Jafar would love you.

• 33:00Mary Beth Barone?

  You guys are cut from the same cloth.

• 33:02Benito Skinner?

  Yeah. Oh God, when someone's Princess Jasmine, I mean, oh my God.

• 33:07Mary Beth Barone?

  That's just fucking cool.

• 33:08Benito Skinner?

  It's just so cool. And like, the wigs are so fabulous. And I just think it's like, to do that, to bring whimsy to kids, to probably have to deal with so much shit. They're in their cars like changing wigs. They have to do these impressions. I just found it to be like, it's a total art form. It's women bringing so much happiness, probably to so many gay boys and girls out there.

• 33:30Mary Beth Barone?

  Closeted.

• 33:31Benito Skinner?

  And closeted, of course. Um, but yeah, I just, it's, I'm like so happy to know about this and something that, um, I love seeing people's art. I think that it's like on TikTok, it is my little joy and to be immersed in like a new community. And God, do I know the community would fuck with me.

• 33:50Mary Beth Barone?

  No, I know.

• 33:51Benito Skinner?

  I mean, I'd have so much.

• 33:52Mary Beth Barone?

  You could be a prince.

• 33:53Benito Skinner?

  Well, I could run one.

• 33:54Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 33:54Benito Skinner?

  No, I, I, I want to be the pimp of one of these places. I want to be like, we're upping our prices, girls. And I'm not taking a bigger cut.

• 33:59Mary Beth Barone?

  You have a pair of glasses here. You have a pair of glasses on your head. You write everything in pencil in a book.

• 34:03Benito Skinner?

  Of course.

• 34:04Mary Beth Barone?

  And you're scheduling them out and you're, you have three different phones.

• 34:06Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, of course. And I'm like, Gabriella, don't, I don't want any lip today. You have to be Rapunzel.

• 34:11Mary Beth Barone?

  You have to be Rapunzel. I'm sorry. You're the only, you're the only one that can do it and they're paying double.

• 34:14Benito Skinner?

  We lost our Elsa. Our Elsa.

• 34:16Mary Beth Barone?

  Our Elsa's pregnant.

• 34:17Benito Skinner?

  Our Elsa is fricking pregnant.

• 34:19Mary Beth Barone?

  She has to take some time off.

• 34:19Benito Skinner?

  Literally.

• 34:20Mary Beth Barone?

  Because Elsa is not pregnant.

• 34:21Benito Skinner?

  Step it up. But it's so, yeah. I mean, it's just like, I, I watch every night and my algorithm knows and it's showing me new ones and I'm just, but I think they're kind of, I mean, you could find them, I assume in every city all over the world, but the one I'm watching is, is this woman Gabriella. We will post her on Ride the Pod.

• 34:37Mary Beth Barone?

  Please. I can't wait to see her.

• 34:39Benito Skinner?

  I'm just completely, I'm completely immersed. I just think it's like true talent and God, I, yeah, I'd love to show up. Who should, who should I be?

• 34:48Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, I, prince or princess?

• 34:50Benito Skinner?

  Well, I mean, if, I think, if I'm thinking about princess and like me, like the cattitude I have, I would say that I probably align the most with Sleeping Beauty.

• 35:02Mary Beth Barone?

  Totally. I have a really good idea for a movie about Sleeping Beauty that I'll tell you after.

• 35:07Benito Skinner?

  Ooh, cool.

• 35:07Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm thinking for you Gaston, because of body tea.

• 35:10Benito Skinner?

  God, I would love to be Gaston.

• 35:12Mary Beth Barone?

  You showing up as Belle, confusing the fuck out of kids.

• 35:15Benito Skinner?

  You as Belle.

• 35:16Mary Beth Barone?

  I know, well.

• 35:17Benito Skinner?

  Wait, that's such a good sketch.

• 35:18Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 35:19Benito Skinner?

  You're Belle and I'm Gaston.

• 35:20Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah. And we, we can't.

• 35:22Benito Skinner?

  Belle, you know what I mean? Whoa, you just get a little something.

• 35:26Mary Beth Barone?

  I need to take a sip of water.

• 35:27Benito Skinner?

  A little tingle. But yeah, um, Faye, who do you think we would be? Does that feel good to you?

• 35:32Mary Beth Barone?

  If it was agnostic, I would want to be Jasmine, obviously, but it's not agnostic. And that's okay.

• 35:37Benito Skinner?

  They don't do some bullshit like that.

• 35:38Mary Beth Barone?

  But I can still say that if it wasn't, that's what I would want. But then Ariel too, I think as well.

• 35:42Benito Skinner?

  Yeah. Oh, you'd be a great Ariel.

• 35:44Mary Beth Barone?

  I need to take a picture of Pinky because like this is crazy.

• 35:46Benito Skinner?

  And the whole time you go, you're such a guppy.

• 35:49Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, you would have to be, um.

• 35:50Benito Skinner?

  Flounder.

• 35:51Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 35:53Benito Skinner?

  I definitely saw Flounder on screen and I thought me.

• 35:57Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, Flounder's like a cutie.

• 35:59Benito Skinner?

  I know, it's, well.

• 36:00Mary Beth Barone?

  He's cute and he's, he's her gay best, he's one of her gay best friends.

• 36:03Benito Skinner?

  You freaking bitch.

• 36:03Mary Beth Barone?

  I used to have a joke about how Scuttle and Flounder were their gay best friends.

• 36:07Benito Skinner?

  Oh, definitely. Oh, Scuttle is so.

• 36:09Mary Beth Barone?

  I mean, Flounder's a twink and Scuttle's a know-it-all.

• 36:12Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, yeah. So gay.

• 36:13Mary Beth Barone?

  He speaks so out of turn.

• 36:14Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 36:15Mary Beth Barone?

  Dinglehopper? Check the facts, hon.

• 36:18Benito Skinner?

  The fuck?

• 36:18Mary Beth Barone?

  That's a fork.

• 36:22Benito Skinner?

  God, see how it's fun? It's all like Childlike Wonder. It's whimsy.

• 36:25Mary Beth Barone?

  I mean, also I think it's really cool to bring joy to kids. Like they, especially, I don't know. Kids get dogged. It's like everyone's mad at them on flights. They're not happy. They're throwing tantrums. They can't feed themselves. And then you just have a party that could like totally rock your world and change everything.

• 36:38Benito Skinner?

  It gets them off the iPad. And it's nice to, that they have like a little something whimsy in between Santa. You know, it's like, Santa can't be the only thing. And like, God knows the Easter bunny sounds fucking scary. And this like tooth fairy is inconsistent. Quarters or a dollar? Figure it the fuck out.

• 36:54Mary Beth Barone?

  Which is it then?

• 36:55Benito Skinner?

  Sometimes it's pennies.

• 36:56Mary Beth Barone?

  I need, I need to understand what I'm getting. I need to know what I'm waking up to.

• 36:58Benito Skinner?

  I used to be like, shit, like I gotta give her a really good tooth. Like I gotta grow a big one.

• 37:02Mary Beth Barone?

  You have to give her an adult tooth.

• 37:03Benito Skinner?

  No, exactly.

• 37:04Mary Beth Barone?

  You want top dollar.

• 37:05Benito Skinner?

  Get the pliers.

• 37:05Mary Beth Barone?

  Are these worth more?

• 37:06Benito Skinner?

  She's like, no, she wants wisdom teeth in there.

• 37:09Mary Beth Barone?

  I think this is beautiful. I hope to, that you'll share with me some of these videos. Cause you know, I love Disney princess stuff. I was actually called out on a podcast recently, asked, they asked if I was a Disney adult. And I'm like, well, I was totally a Disney kid. I was also a Barney kid. And Barney actually did one of my birthdays. He came by.

• 37:24Benito Skinner?

  Oh, cool.

• 37:24Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, it was really cool.

• 37:25Benito Skinner?

  That's like a whole different.

• 37:26Mary Beth Barone?

  When I was a little, little, of course. Yeah. Well, it's the different licensing, I'm sure.

• 37:30Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 37:31Mary Beth Barone?

  Um, but I think it's beautiful. And yeah, for anyone to get to dress like a princess, like what an honor.

• 37:36Benito Skinner?

  I know.

• 37:37Mary Beth Barone?

  That's culture too. For children, that's pop culture.

• 37:40Benito Skinner?

  I wish people were going as us from overcompensating. Like there was like party princesses of you as Grace.

• 37:44Mary Beth Barone?

  You don't know.

• 37:45Benito Skinner?

  Grace in her going home to Idaho outfit. You have to wear a lash. I, I just love, they're like, they're kind of hard on each other too. And it's like, cool. It's like, we should all kind of expect our peers to like rise to the occasion.

• 37:56Mary Beth Barone?

  I would also love to know what the costs are to like buy the really quality garments and the wigs and everything. It's like overhead. But then I hope they're getting paid a lot and tipped and all that stuff, or whatever's customary in the culture.

• 38:06Benito Skinner?

  Well, of course. And we can only hope.

• 38:07Mary Beth Barone?

  We can only hope.

• 38:08Benito Skinner?

  Let's get into your ride. Jones Road, down the Jones Road, driving my car down the Jones Road. Okay. So it's always fun to do an ad read without Mary Beth, because I get to listen to her ads after she listens to mine. It's a lot like, um, we've recorded something and they're playing it at the bachelorette party. So I have used the Jones Road Beauty Miracle Bomb for, I think honestly, years at this point, but it's absolutely fabulous. You can use your fingers. You can dab, dab, dab it on those cheekalinas. You can also put it on your forehead. It's kind of like a bronze blush hybrid. It's not that like cakey makeup look. It feels very fresh, very sexy in the summer. It's like, oh my God, I was

• 38:50Benito Skinner?

  just out in the sun all day. It smells delicious and it doesn't irritate my skin. And you know, I'm a little rosacea doll. So that can mean the fricking world to a guy like me. You can use it as a highlighter, a blush, a lip tint. Oh God, multipurpose. It's the ultimate no fuss multitasker. So you can get that effortless glowy look in under 60 seconds, just like queer as folk and overcompensating's Benny Drama. The best part of Jones Road Beauty, all of their products are actually good for your skin. Every formula is packed with skin-loving ingredients. It nourishes your skin instead of clogging or caking. It looks and feels natural, like you're not wearing makeup at all. And all Jones Road formulas are clean and high performing. New product alert, foundation stick. Okay. So

• 39:33Benito Skinner?

  Jones Road actually just launched their foundation stick that fits perfectly into that still kind of like no makeup, makeup look. But if you want like a little bit more coverage, maybe just on a few delicate spots, it's the foundation stick that you need. It's available in 30 shades to match a wide variety of skin tones. Modern day makeup that's clean, strategic, and multifunctional for effortless routines. For a limited time, our listeners are getting a free full-size mascara on their first purchase when they use the code RIDE at checkout. Just head to jonesroadbeauty.com and use code RIDE at checkout. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. Well, you'll say, I heard about it from a little named Benny Drama. Please support our show and tell them our show sent you.

• 40:14Mary Beth Barone?

  I always want to have my bestie with me. I mean, we've discussed this.

• 40:18Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 40:19Mary Beth Barone?

  He's already-

• 40:20Benito Skinner?

  By the way, Johnny Depp, before he was-

• 40:23Mary Beth Barone?

  Scrooge?

• 40:24Benito Skinner?

  He was Ebenezer. Yeah, continue.

• 40:27Mary Beth Barone?

  So he's already my first call when I match with someone.

• 40:30Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 40:30Mary Beth Barone?

  He's planning my outfit with me and we always end up with a full post-hang debrief after a date. I mean, you literally wanted to come with me on a first date.

• 40:36Benito Skinner?

  I know, and I wish I had, because I would have told you to wear leggings.

• 40:39Mary Beth Barone?

  Hmm.

• 40:40Benito Skinner?

  A corset, trainer.

• 40:42Mary Beth Barone?

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:43Benito Skinner?

  Two pasties in the shape of stars.

• 40:46Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 40:46Benito Skinner?

  A necklace with an electric guitar on it. And I would say, spike your hair up, two big spikes.

• 40:56Mary Beth Barone?

  It would be so long.

• 40:58Benito Skinner?

  Do a smokey eye and a red lip. Those are all things that seduce a straight man.

• 41:02Mary Beth Barone?

  But now with Tinder's Double Date, he won't just hear about it. He'll actually be along for the ride.

• 41:08Benito Skinner?

  Yes, so with Double Date, you and your bestie can match and meet new people together. Tap the Double Date icon to see profiles built for two. When you match with another pair, the group chat kicks off with everyone, which already puts vibes on 10.

• 41:21Mary Beth Barone?

  Scope the profiles, send a GIF that matches the energy, make the chat fun, keep the vibes up when you're out together. And laugh about it all with your bestie. Whether it turns into a fun memory or something more, it's always better when you're in it together.

• 41:33Benito Skinner?

  So you and your bestie finding a match together, sounds like a good link up. Meeting new people doesn't have to be a solo assignment. With Double Date, consider your odds for finding something or someone doubled. Try Tinder Double Date, because everything's better with friends. Download Tinder today.

• 41:48Mary Beth Barone?

  Let's talk about grabbing a coffee. So this is something I wasn't even doing really before I was like 25.

• 41:54Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 41:55Mary Beth Barone?

  I wasn't drinking coffee. I didn't understand the joy of it. I didn't, I didn't know how much it could mean in a daily routine to just like, wake up early, walk to get that coffee, drink half of it, and put the rest of it down the drain. And I, I don't finish coffees much. However, when I'm in LA, sometimes, I don't know, with the time difference, the circadian rhythms.

• 42:13Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 42:13Mary Beth Barone?

  Sometimes I can have a coffee and a half.

• 42:15Benito Skinner?

  You finish, oh, that's so cool. I'm two coffees, by the way.

• 42:18Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 42:18Benito Skinner?

  Maybe three, and then I'm three sips of matcha.

• 42:21Mary Beth Barone?

  Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

• 42:22Benito Skinner?

  How cool is that?

• 42:22Mary Beth Barone?

  No, and you don't have to drink all of it if you don't want to.

• 42:25Benito Skinner?

  It's just sweet to them.

• 42:26Mary Beth Barone?

  De la monte. But I just love waking up and walking to get coffee with Pinky. It's, obviously becomes a little bit more complicated once it's cold out, but I would say like-

• 42:34Benito Skinner?

  You'll figure it out.

• 42:35Mary Beth Barone?

  I look forward to it before I go to bed.

• 42:37Benito Skinner?

  Same, sometimes, you know what's crazy? If I, if my eyes open at like 6:00 AM, I get excited for the coffee, I can't fall back asleep.

• 42:43Mary Beth Barone?

  No, because you're too excited.

• 42:44Benito Skinner?

  It's Christmas morning, I literally can't wait.

• 42:45Mary Beth Barone?

  Literally, it's these little joys, it's all about little joys.

• 42:48Benito Skinner?

  It's little joys. Faye, have you been to Popham's? Yeah. Oh, this place.

• 42:54Mary Beth Barone?

  What is it?

• 42:55Benito Skinner?

  This fucking, fucking place, dude. It's family, like when you're at Popham's, you're family.

• 42:59Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 43:00Benito Skinner?

  There's this place I go in, it's in Hackney, and it's, um, I think there are multiple, right? There's a chain.

• 43:06Mary Beth Barone?

  Any good restaurant in London is a chain.

• 43:08Benito Skinner?

  Well, exactly.

• 43:08Mary Beth Barone?

  I learned that.

• 43:09Benito Skinner?

  And I'm, Nando's?

• 43:10Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 43:11Benito Skinner?

  But I'm happy to-

• 43:11Mary Beth Barone?

  Nando's.

• 43:12Benito Skinner?

  Nando's.

• 43:13Mary Beth Barone?

  And roses tie.

• 43:14Benito Skinner?

  Well, of course. Oh, and it's Pizza Express. Pizza Express is so crazy, the name does not match the font and the vibe.

• 43:20Mary Beth Barone?

  And the quality.

• 43:21Benito Skinner?

  Exactly.

• 43:21Mary Beth Barone?

  Because it's fabulous.

• 43:22Benito Skinner?

  Because it's so good. Oh, they do?

• 43:24Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 43:25Benito Skinner?

  Wait, I just got really excited for lunch with you after this.

• 43:27Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, I know. And again, it's like we have to, when you have these moments in life, you white knuckle. You cling and you hold on through your life. I know, it's really cool.

• 43:36Benito Skinner?

  Um, Popham's, oh my god, I get an iced americano with coconut milk and honey, fuck y'all. And I say that as I order it.

• 43:43Mary Beth Barone?

  And then sometimes it's PBL season, and then you do that.

• 43:46Benito Skinner?

  Well, I, you know what's funny is, I don't think they would go there, because they're kind of, it's very purist vibes. But I did find a place here, it's called Fifth Sip. And they have, they do Vietnamese iced coffees. They had a banana one. I took a photo for you. I looked at the photo, worst image I've ever seen.

• 44:01Mary Beth Barone?

  It wasn't aesthetically pleasing.

• 44:01Benito Skinner?

  But it tasted so fucking good. And to everyone sending me banana stuff, I'm just gonna say this to camera, thank you.

• 44:08Mary Beth Barone?

  Thank you.

• 44:08Benito Skinner?

  I, if it's a nanner, I gotta see it. And you've just completely blown me away, so thank you. There's a Haribo candy that's banana, that's hard on the outside, soft on the inside. I haven't tried it yet, I'm looking for it. I'll give you my address if you have it.

• 44:22Mary Beth Barone?

  And also, I found out what the movie is where the bananas are sliced, and it's Ticket to Paradise. The Julia Roberts, George Clooney vehicle. So we cracked that code.

• 44:29Benito Skinner?

  Didn't I see that in theaters with you?

• 44:31Mary Beth Barone?

  I think we did, actually. That was early on in the friendship.

• 44:33Benito Skinner?

  Totally.

• 44:34Mary Beth Barone?

  That was when we were still defining the relationship.

• 44:36Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 44:36Mary Beth Barone?

  And now we are trying to have a baby.

• 44:38Benito Skinner?

  By the way, your silence is defining.

• 44:39Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, I just wanted to say, four words, your silence is defining.

• 44:45Benito Skinner?

  Your silence is defining.

• 44:47Mary Beth Barone?

  I, I also want to say that when someone asks me, do you want to get coffee tomorrow? It's like, well, I hope you mean you're meeting me at 8:00 in the morning, because I'm not waiting till 10:00 AM to get a coffee.

• 44:55Benito Skinner?

  I would never.

• 44:55Mary Beth Barone?

  And also, if we're gonna get a coffee together, like, I'm gonna have to pee like almost immediately, because that stuff really goes through me. So like, I don't think it's the best for dates, I don't think it's the best for meetings. I'm like, my coffee is like, that's a sacred time, that's my like, sort of like spiritual-

• 45:10Benito Skinner?

  Don't even talk to me about my coffee.

• 45:12Mary Beth Barone?

  No, literally.

• 45:13Benito Skinner?

  Don't even talk to me. I actually really like, it is-

• 45:17Mary Beth Barone?

  Get lunch with me, get breakfast, so I don't want to get coffee with you.

• 45:20Benito Skinner?

  No.

• 45:20Mary Beth Barone?

  Unless it's 8:00 in the morning.

• 45:21Benito Skinner?

  I don't want to do anything. I've, I've decided we need less, um, activities during the week. Because then the weekend can be really special, but during the week, we need a little bit more quiet and a little bit-

• 45:29Mary Beth Barone?

  I just want to get my coffee and do my work. Because I'm a worker bee, I'm a workhorse.

• 45:33Benito Skinner?

  Oh, sweetie, we know. You with two coffees, I'm like, the emails are coming in hot and they're coming in fast.

• 45:38Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh, you know what I wanted to do last night at the show? Because I did my new joke night, I don't have that much new material. I asked if anyone in the crowd had a text that they've been dragging their feet on writing, and I could write it for them.

• 45:47Benito Skinner?

  Oh, great.

• 45:47Mary Beth Barone?

  So someone in the crowd was like, well, I have this guy that I've always thought was cute, but I'm finally single, because I just went through a breakup, so I don't know what to text him. And I go, that's verbatim, just text him that.

• 45:57Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 45:57Mary Beth Barone?

  I've always thought you were cute, I'm finally single. And then you send ta-tas and you go, oops, wrong text.

• 46:01Benito Skinner?

  You send a cleavage photo, and all you say is, what do you think? I actually think that works.

• 46:08Mary Beth Barone?

  Or you know, you say, what does this remind you of?

• 46:10Benito Skinner?

  No, you send that, you go, what the fuck?

• 46:12Mary Beth Barone?

  And then you go, oops, wrong text, but unless, you go, live by the emoji.

• 46:17Benito Skinner?

  And then send a playlist that you've made. Send a playlist that you've made of like all the songs that remind you of the person. I wish I could have been in the writer's room for How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. I would have had a field day with how to terrify somebody.

• 46:30Mary Beth Barone?

  A man, yeah. The Love Burn. I rewatched that on a plane recently, god, it's so fucking good.

• 46:34Benito Skinner?

  It's incredible.

• 46:35Mary Beth Barone?

  It's just so good.

• 46:36Benito Skinner?

  Spike.

• 46:37Mary Beth Barone?

  Spike. Also, it's a love burn.

• 46:40Benito Skinner?

  He's so fucking odd in that movie.

• 46:43Mary Beth Barone?

  Beyond, sort of.

• 46:43Benito Skinner?

  She's so fucking odd.

• 46:44Mary Beth Barone?

  It's just really good.

• 46:45Benito Skinner?

  Talk about a dress. When Sabrina Carpenter did the remake of That Yellow Dress, Jared Elna, you're a genius, darling.

• 46:51Mary Beth Barone?

  And that was first from Deepop.

• 46:52Benito Skinner?

  God, that was so good.

• 46:54Mary Beth Barone?

  The internet should only be used for women connecting with each other about clothes. I think that's why, I think that's the one true purpose of the internet that we've really lost sight of. Women should be connecting sartorially.

• 47:06Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 47:07Mary Beth Barone?

  On the internet, and not much else.

• 47:08Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 47:09Mary Beth Barone?

  There's not much else that should be on there.

• 47:10Benito Skinner?

  Something really beautiful did happen, can I say? I was at Purcell Vintage in New York, which is fabulous. Hey, no gatekeeping here. So, sorry.

• 47:22Mary Beth Barone?

  No comment.

• 47:22Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, well, then there shouldn't be. Um, but there was this, uh, vase there that I really loved. And so I, I asked the darling girl working, I was like, can I buy that, that vase?

• 47:36Mary Beth Barone?

  So can I buy that?

• 47:36Benito Skinner?

  And she was like, no.

• 47:37Mary Beth Barone?

  You, you go, can I have this?

• 47:39Benito Skinner?

  Hey, can I take this? All, all a tag.

• 47:42Mary Beth Barone?

  It's like when you ask-

• 47:42Benito Skinner?

  Can I take this?

• 47:43Mary Beth Barone?

  When you ask Emma Chamberlain for a hundred thousand dollars.

• 47:45Benito Skinner?

  Oh my god, wait, this is my favorite thing ever. But I looked at this vase, and I was like, oh my god, I love it. And then, um, she looks at me and goes, I got you. DM'd me immediately, who made the vase?

• 47:55Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh.

• 47:56Benito Skinner?

  I hit up this straight guy who makes them, blew me away that it's a straight guy. He goes, bro, I got you. Sent me all these different things.

• 48:02Mary Beth Barone?

  You're not gonna set me up with a vase maker?

• 48:04Benito Skinner?

  I'll see about it.

• 48:07Benito Skinner?

  But yeah, to call me bro and dude and send me a vase that's totally gorgeous, and I'm gonna put a sunflower in, I mean, it's just been such a summer.

• 48:13Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't, I didn't clock it.

• 48:14Benito Skinner?

  It is, you can come out very often.

• 48:16Mary Beth Barone?

  You didn't give me the tour of the gallery.

• 48:17Benito Skinner?

  Uh, it's where-

• 48:18Mary Beth Barone?

  I want the gallery tour.

• 48:19Benito Skinner?

  You're gonna get the gallery tour, but I just haven't, it's not, not everything's out yet. I'm just figuring out, we're doing paint. I'm having fun with paint too, I think everyone, um, should take more risks.

• 48:29Mary Beth Barone?

  And you know what?

• 48:29Benito Skinner?

  You can paint over it.

• 48:30Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm putting wallpaper on my ceiling. I won't reveal what it is, but it's gonna be really cool in my guest room.

• 48:35Benito Skinner?

  Trevi Fountain.

• 48:36Mary Beth Barone?

  It's a wallpaper of the Trevi Fountain.

• 48:37Benito Skinner?

  Mirror on the ceiling.

• 48:39Mary Beth Barone?

  Exactly, it's a mirror wallpaper of the Trevi Fountain.

• 48:42Benito Skinner?

  Oh my god, the, oh, there's such a moment where Duddy takes a guy home, and they're on their back, duh. And they look up, and it's a mirror. And Duddy gets on top of them, looks up at the mirror, and she won't talk to them unless it's in the mirror.

• 48:57Mary Beth Barone?

  And she, she finishes looking at herself. I think what we've created with Duddy, and it really is, it's your brainchild, but-

• 49:04Benito Skinner?

  Thanks, honey.

• 49:04Mary Beth Barone?

  It's a woman, it's the id or the ego, I'm not sure what it is, but it's like the woman that we just sort of all wish we could be.

• 49:11Benito Skinner?

  I know.

• 49:11Mary Beth Barone?

  Because she's living life out loud, she's unapologetic, and she shouldn't apologize. She's not one of the people that should apologize. And she's just like, she's like, take, it's like Take No Prisoners.

• 49:21Benito Skinner?

  It's Take No Prisoners, it's-

• 49:23Mary Beth Barone?

  And it's Don't Take No for an Answer.

• 49:24Benito Skinner?

  It's Don't Take No for an Answer, and she says that a lot.

• 49:27Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 49:27Benito Skinner?

  She's, she's ruined so many lives.

• 49:30Mary Beth Barone?

  But people that deserve it.

• 49:31Benito Skinner?

  Who have disrespected her.

• 49:33Mary Beth Barone?

  Dare I say, she's, she's sort of in the ilk of like a Liam Neeson from Taken.

• 49:37Benito Skinner?

  Very much, her body counts crazy.

• 49:39Mary Beth Barone?

  She's a Batman-type vigilante, vigilante shit.

• 49:41Benito Skinner?

  No, vigilante, I'm on my vigilante shit. And she says that, and she goes, um, eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man, isn't that what that line is? Yeah, she does that every night, but she does a glitter eyeliner.

• 49:52Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, to sleep in.

• 49:53Benito Skinner?

  Well, duh, she wears her makeup to bed.

• 49:55Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, duh, she wants to wake up with it.

• 49:57Benito Skinner?

  What's the big idea?

• 49:58Mary Beth Barone?

  She has to have makeup on to get her coffee.

• 49:59Benito Skinner?

  She said, what's the big idea?

• 50:00Mary Beth Barone?

  Duddy on, Duddy on three coffees, I think she could solve a lot of problems that we currently have facing our nation.

• 50:05Benito Skinner?

  If there's a cloud on the menu, she's getting it, any kind of flavor.

• 50:09Mary Beth Barone?

  Also, she's randomly super leftist.

• 50:11Benito Skinner?

  Of course she is.

• 50:12Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 50:12Benito Skinner?

  And she likes lavender.

• 50:13Mary Beth Barone?

  Totally, the smell or the color.

• 50:15Benito Skinner?

  Both.

• 50:16Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh my-

• 50:16Benito Skinner?

  And the flavor. I'm not kidding, she puts it in her coffee.

• 50:19Mary Beth Barone?

  She has wallpaper up in her house that she made a guy do for her.

• 50:21Benito Skinner?

  Of course. Um, if I'm gonna think her wallpaper, there's a zigzag-

• 50:27Mary Beth Barone?

  I think it's chintz. I think it's since, I think her apartment is sort of like laundry coated.

• 50:33Benito Skinner?

  Some net floors, though.

• 50:33Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, duh.

• 50:34Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 50:34Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, in linoleum in the kitchen.

• 50:36Benito Skinner?

  There was a building there and it was brutalist.

• 50:38Mary Beth Barone?

  It's high-low.

• 50:39Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, of course.

• 50:40Mary Beth Barone?

  It's surf and turf.

• 50:40Benito Skinner?

  Well, it's always, of course, it's duality.

• 50:42Mary Beth Barone?

  It's duality.

• 50:43Benito Skinner?

  It's that duality.

• 50:43Mary Beth Barone?

  She's a complex woman.

• 50:44Benito Skinner?

  Oh, God, I fucking, I want to be here. People thought I was gonna be here for Galaxy Brain Ball, but.

• 50:50Mary Beth Barone?

  What about Duddy?

• 50:50Benito Skinner?

  She'll come.

• 50:51Mary Beth Barone?

  Duddy is the main character in the, in the TV show about party princesses.

• 50:55Benito Skinner?

  Well, she'd run that shit like the Navy. They call her Mama Buzz.

• 50:58Mary Beth Barone?

  She's in charge. She's the Queen Latifah of this. Oh, okay. Chicago as a piece of media, for that to come out when I was a kid, I think, I talk a lot about 9/11 shaping my sense of humor, but the movie Chicago about a bunch of women that have killed men, and it's like a very jovial musical. I don't know, like, that, that affected me as a child.

• 51:18Benito Skinner?

  Agreed, and I was like, really, I was super into the press run of it. And like, everybody winning, and I remember I would have, I would have it playing in the car with my mom, and I, I loved. He had it coming. Very Duddy.

• 51:31Mary Beth Barone?

  I would watch that with my water polo team.

• 51:32Benito Skinner?

  Duddy is Roxy Hart.

• 51:34Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, Duddy, Duddy as Roxy on Broadway.

• 51:36Benito Skinner?

  God, I would.

• 51:37Mary Beth Barone?

  She could have a career.

• 51:38Benito Skinner?

  Do you think you're gonna be on Broadway ever?

• 51:39Mary Beth Barone?

  Maybe. I, I'm, I am working on a play right now, but it would have to start small and workshop it, you know.

• 51:45Benito Skinner?

  What was the one, I was gonna write a play of that guy that got fucked on the Senate floor.

• 51:49Mary Beth Barone?

  I think we're almost a few, we're almost away.

• 51:52Benito Skinner?

  Would have been a good pop song.

• 51:53Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah. We're almost far enough away from it where I think you actually could do that if you wanted. Filibust on my back was what it was called.

• 51:59Benito Skinner?

  Oh, filibust on my back, yeah, I forgot. Oh, God, I really am a genius.

• 52:03Mary Beth Barone?

  I know, and I, I just, I'm really grateful for you, I'm grateful for coffee, it's these little joys in life. I've talked about it before, but I was like talking to my sister, should I give up coffee, is it bad for you? And she was like, I think we just, if it's making you happy, if it's something to look forward to, it's, it's not that bad.

• 52:17Benito Skinner?

  And it's not hurting anyone, you're going to local mom and pop coffee shops.

• 52:21Mary Beth Barone?

  And as Sheryl Crow once said, if it makes you happy, it can't be that bad.

• 52:23Benito Skinner?

  Agreed. There's one called Amora Cafe, Amore? Amore Cafe, it's really cute, it's right by here. It's by Melrose, Melrose Podcast, if you want to come kill us, it's a good place to do it. I ride for getting a coffee, it's my favorite part of my day, I'm not kidding, every day. When people aren't serious about it, like if we're like staying at a house on vacation, I'm like, no, this is a big fucking deal.

• 52:43Mary Beth Barone?

  I am looking up the cutest coffee shop within the vicinity, and I'm willing to walk there for an hour if that's what it takes. Of course I do.

• 52:49Benito Skinner?

  What was it called, Cafe Regina?

• 52:50Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah. Oh, and my coffee shop Glory Days, which is in Williamsburg.

• 52:54Benito Skinner?

  Awesome.

• 52:55Mary Beth Barone?

  I spotted this guy, he was super hot, Australian, and I just thought, I'm gonna give him a job opportunity to come be the greeter at the pool party, like Abercrombie greeter style. We had three Abercrombie greeters, and it's just like, you never know the type of connections you're gonna make at the coffee shop.

• 53:08Benito Skinner?

  Which obviously is a nod to my past.

• 53:11Mary Beth Barone?

  It's an homage to your past.

• 53:12Benito Skinner?

  I don't know if I've talked about it on here, but I was an Abercrombie greeter, it lasted two weeks.

• 53:18Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, you don't like authority.

• 53:19Benito Skinner?

  No, and also, but I just want to make it clear that sex work is work, and it was.

• 53:25Mary Beth Barone?

  Can I just say that part?

• 53:27Benito Skinner?

  And I did have to shave all my pubes off, and also my chest, and the guy I sent, yeah.

• 53:33Mary Beth Barone?

  They said that in the rules.

• 53:33Benito Skinner?

  Well, they were like hairless, but I remember I sent it to the guy that had scouted me, because I got scouted when I was studying in college, and I was like, well, hey, like, interesting, but actually, I was like, I wasn't really wearing Abercrombie at the time, but I was like, I, I do like that number you just said for cash, I like an hourly rate, the hourly rate was pretty good for it.

• 53:51Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, it's sex work, and it's work.

• 53:52Benito Skinner?

  And it was during the holidays, and you stand out front, and I was like, okay. So I did it once, and I thought, I won't see anyone I know, everyone I know, it was like, it was actually unbelievable.

• 54:00Mary Beth Barone?

  But that's a flag.

• 54:01Benito Skinner?

  But no one's ever posted any of the photos with me, I'm like, I took a lot of photos that day.

• 54:05Mary Beth Barone?

  Those are on someone's digital camera, and they're gonna come, they're gonna surface soon. You did one shift?

• 54:10Benito Skinner?

  I did two shifts.

• 54:11Mary Beth Barone?

  Okay.

• 54:11Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, during the holidays.

• 54:12Mary Beth Barone?

  That's like when I was a cocktail waitress for one day.

• 54:15Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, I think after those, I was like, I think we both feel like we should part, but I, I did have fun.

• 54:19Mary Beth Barone?

  You, you parted ways amicably and it was mutual.

• 54:22Benito Skinner?

  It was very sexual.

• 54:23Mary Beth Barone?

  Hmm, yeah, and you were probably, what, like, 20?

• 54:27Benito Skinner?

  I was 18.

• 54:28Mary Beth Barone?

  Cool. I ride for party princesses, I think bringing joy to the world is such a fucking privilege, and it's a gift, and if you're good at it, and you enjoy it, and you love to just feel the fantasy, like, that's fucking cool, dude.

• 54:39Benito Skinner?

  You'd be so good at it.

• 54:41Mary Beth Barone?

  Me, but I'd be like the crass one, like, you know those, like, when there's like a clown smoking, it's like that.

• 54:45Benito Skinner?

  They have you as Vanellope Von Sweets.

• 54:47Mary Beth Barone?

  Okay.

• 54:48Benito Skinner?

  Penelope Von Sweets?

• 54:48Mary Beth Barone?

  Vanellope.

• 54:49Benito Skinner?

  I think it's Vanellope, oh, no, no, it's Penelope Von Sweets, which is Sarah Silverman's voice.

• 54:54Mary Beth Barone?

  I showed up to the party and I'm Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka, I'm like, I got the prompt wrong.

• 54:57Benito Skinner?

  Oh, that's perfect.

• 54:58Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, but I'm just kind of being a bitch.

• 54:59Benito Skinner?

  Wednesday Addams, they're like, wait, that probably is a party princess now, you'd be so good.

• 55:04Mary Beth Barone?

  I would love that, that's the role of a lifetime.

• 55:06Benito Skinner?

  Oh, that'd be fabulous. Okay, cool.

• 55:09Mary Beth Barone?

  All right.

• 55:09Benito Skinner?

  I come a SpongeBob.

• 55:10Mary Beth Barone?

  Should we go get lunch?

• 55:11Benito Skinner?

  I would love to get lunch with you.

• 55:13Mary Beth Barone?

  I love you, kid. Thank you to Faye and Pinky for being our audience.

• 55:15Benito Skinner?

  Thank you to Faye.

• 55:16Mary Beth Barone?

  Pinky, you've been such a total freaking delight today.

• 55:18Benito Skinner?

  Yes, babe.

• 55:19Mary Beth Barone?

  I love you, Pinky.

• 55:20Benito Skinner?

  Everybody here is a work of art.

• 55:28Benito Skinner?

  Oh, my exit.

• 55:30Mary Beth Barone?

  Benny, babe, eyes on the road. Benny, go!

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