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0:00 Speaker 00 The following podcast is a Dear Media production. The following podcast is a Dear Media production.
0:19 Mary Beth Barone? Hey, can you come pick me up? Yeah, what's wrong? Nothing. Are you sure? Yeah, no, I just need a ride. Ride, ride. Oh, my God. So why, I just wanna have fun. Start your engine. Take that.
0:30 Benito Skinner? I'm Benito Skinner.
0:31 Mary Beth Barone? I'm Mary Beth Brown.
0:33 Benito Skinner? And this.
0:33 Mary Beth Barone? Is.
0:34 Benito Skinner? Ride.
0:39 Mary Beth Barone? Are we recording? We're recording.
0:41 Benito Skinner? Binti a, can the back garden, blah, pupils up. I've actually said cruples before.
0:45 Mary Beth Barone? Wow.
0:46 Benito Skinner? Blah, cruples up, so looks like what was that has gotten the many drama.
0:50 Mary Beth Barone? Sorry, I just burped.
0:51 Benito Skinner? Girl, didn't I start an episode recently, we were out of home and I said I farted?
0:56 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah.
0:57 Benito Skinner? That was crass.
0:57 Mary Beth Barone? We were at the Geneva Convention.
0:59 Benito Skinner? And the guy kinda looked up like, what?
1:01 Mary Beth Barone? He was like, whoa, some shit for me right now. I know, that's not some shit for me right now.
1:04 Benito Skinner? Yeah, you go shit, you know, oh, fuck, shit.
1:07 Mary Beth Barone? Nah, I just started editing that episode this morning and I was cracking up at Cincy and Addy, but we shouldn't talk too much about what they can't see, cuz they haven't even heard it. I mean, they have heard it now that this is out, but you know what I mean?
1:18 Benito Skinner? Time is so crazy.
1:19 Mary Beth Barone? The timelines get so crazy.
1:19 Benito Skinner? The way we play with time here.
1:21 Mary Beth Barone? We did get a person that said that they were willing to have their head shaved at the next Ride Live Los Angeles, so I have that screenshot and I'm ready to reach out when we put some dates on the books, which we don't have right now.
1:32 Benito Skinner? For the final, the final stop, I'll shave your head at Radio City.
1:35 Mary Beth Barone? Yes. In New York.
1:39 Benito Skinner? And it's just you, and it's just gonna be a camera, it's very like V for Vendetta, of course.
1:44 Mary Beth Barone? I wanted to pierce someone's nipple at Ride Live, but I was overruled for what it's worth.
1:48 Benito Skinner? Bow, nuh, nuh, nuh, down, nuh, nuh, nuh.
1:55 Benito Skinner? That scene, I think, say what you want about having gay stuff on camera, but I think Lindsay Lohan piercing Lindsay Lohan's ear in Parent Trap is really fucking hardcore. That was like, I know that people tried that.
2:08 Mary Beth Barone? Mind blowing.
2:09 Benito Skinner? They had to have tried that.
2:10 Mary Beth Barone? That's how, my, I think my mom or my aunt's ears were pierced that way, with the apple in the back. You put some ice on it and then you put an apple in the back? Easy breezy.
2:20 Mary Beth Barone? We need a button.
2:24 Benito Skinner? Jackson, hit it with that button, our queef button.
2:27 Mary Beth Barone? So I have a show in LA on August 14th and a show in the Hamptons on July 11th. So come if you dare. Tickets are available on my website.
2:35 Benito Skinner? I will be at one, maybe both, maybe neither.
2:37 Mary Beth Barone? Maybe neither, it's anyone's guess.
2:39 Benito Skinner? Calendars are crazy. I couldn't even go to Cincinnati because of.
2:43 Mary Beth Barone? Just press for the show. I just want people to watch this show so we can keep making the show. It's kind of all I do, in fact. Let's talk about the goop menu.
2:51 Benito Skinner? So goop. Goop Kitchen has hit Silver Lake in a huge way, so.
2:58 Mary Beth Barone? It's taken Silver Lake by storm.
3:00 Benito Skinner? Quite literally, the streets are abuzz with Goop Kitchen. And I was ordering it for me and Mary Beth, obviously we're huge patrons. And I couldn't help but feel a zest in the copyright. Whoever wrote it, they previously worked at Dolls Kill, doing the website for Dolls Kill, I believe. And again, everything we say is a joke.
3:23 Mary Beth Barone? It's a joke. Also, to call it copyright is so funny because.
3:26 Benito Skinner? It's copyright, sorry.
3:27 Mary Beth Barone? We're saying copyright as in W R I T E, so not the copyright that you'd be thinking of. We're talking about copywriting, we've shortened it to copyright.
3:34 Benito Skinner? Oh yeah, sorry. You know what I meant. But I can't get over this, like, I'm chinking. No, I can't, sorry.
3:43 Mary Beth Barone? We're keeping up.
3:44 Benito Skinner? What? We're cutting all that.
3:46 Mary Beth Barone? No, we're keeping it. We're keeping it. I just think.
3:51 Benito Skinner? I'm literally so tired. Oh my god.
3:55 Mary Beth Barone? Staying with you is so fun.
3:57 Benito Skinner? I know, right?
3:58 Mary Beth Barone? Just like when you walked in this morning, I know my room smells like morning breath and other stuff. But it's just like, come as you aren't.
4:06 Benito Skinner? Come as you aren't. No, seriously, I'm like, give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breed.
4:12 Mary Beth Barone? Your huddled masses.
4:12 Benito Skinner? And bring them to Benny Drama's house, I swear to god.
4:15 Mary Beth Barone? We ordered Goop Kitchen to an Armani event because we had not been fed.
4:18 Benito Skinner? Oh my god, it was so.
4:19 Mary Beth Barone? So I ordered Uber Eats to the event.
4:20 Benito Skinner? Imagine your wife, she calls a car for you, has Goop Kitchen waiting. And you get to eat it with the lights on in the back. Your parents aren't driving, so no one's yelling at you for the light on in the back. And you get to eat a chicken teriyaki, but here's my thing with the copyright.
4:38 Mary Beth Barone? Copyright.
4:39 Benito Skinner? No, with the copy. They have such a gossip girl panache. It's very like, I mean, it's just the world's best salad. I mean, what's the big deal, bralette?
4:51 Mary Beth Barone? I mean, it's the cutest little salad to eat in your tiny little top before you get dinner dwonk.
4:57 Benito Skinner? Wait, okay, let's see what else I can do. The perfect spring rolls that'll roll you up into the most best, perfect summer nights. These would be paired deliciously with a wine. I love how blonde my hair is right now. Should I go darker?
5:09 Mary Beth Barone? These summer veggie rolls that will really make you think, why did he dump me? Girl, you're so much better than him.
5:16 Benito Skinner? Oh, my God. The only thing better than these cookies is an infrared sauna on a warm summer night. Come on, girl. Don't you want to go to the movies?
5:25 Mary Beth Barone? It's the non sequiturs.
5:26 Benito Skinner? No, there's also this one where it's like the 16 best green salad. I mean, it's just a perfect green salad. That's really it. I'm like the cattitude of whoever wrote this.
5:37 Mary Beth Barone? It's like, here, try this miso glazed salmon. And by the way, we're just throwing in a bar of Sydney Sweeney's soap. I mean, come on, it's not the craziest idea.
5:45 Benito Skinner? I mean, who cares? It's just lunch, right? No big deal.
5:49 Benito Skinner? And it's Gwyneth going.
5:52 Mary Beth Barone? She's going, incoming.
5:53 Benito Skinner? She has eaten none of this.
5:56 Mary Beth Barone? It's really good.
5:57 Benito Skinner? It's so good. They have these summer rolls. These summer rolls are so good.
6:01 Mary Beth Barone? It's also really gluten free. And so I got a wrap yesterday that was very rewarding.
6:04 Benito Skinner? It looked rewarding. If I had one word to describe it, I'd say rewarding. I get the salmon teriyaki miso bowl. It's just amazing. It's portioned out gorgeously, but yeah. I mean, come on, they call things like the perfect wrap.
6:17 Mary Beth Barone? I was gonna say the perfect amount. But it's different than Cafe Gratitude. And if you've never been to Cafe Gratitude, it's like the food on the menu is called, like, what would be an example of a dish? Like, thankful. The dish is called thankful and it's a fried mushroom burger.
6:29 Benito Skinner? I'm feeling hateful.
6:33 Mary Beth Barone? I want that.
6:34 Benito Skinner? And it's a mushroom burger.
6:35 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah, right.
6:35 Benito Skinner? Yeah. I, oh, God, my heart goes out to vegan places, but every time I get vegan food. There's a rumble in my tummy.
6:44 Mary Beth Barone? Here's the thing, it's okay to have vegan food. Don't try to be something you're not.
6:47 Benito Skinner? Unfortunately, I have this like, I know you can get protein from other things, but I think my brain just like, won't allow for that. So until I have chicken or salmon or something in a salad, I'm like, I'm, I'm so hungry. I didn't get protein.
6:59 Mary Beth Barone? I need carbs and protein, that's my whole deal. And that's why we have a podcast, is to talk about stuff like this.
7:03 Benito Skinner? Exactly. But all to say, who's ever writing that, we'd love to have you on.
7:08 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, please, we'd love for you to write our episode descriptions. I think you could bring something fun to it.
7:13 Benito Skinner? Lemonade that'll scorch your throat. I love the way popsicles taste, don't you, girl? Toner is a must, you know, it's just like, it's all fun.
7:22 Mary Beth Barone? It's asking questions that there's nowhere to answer.
7:25 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
7:25 Mary Beth Barone? I did write airport times on the doc, but I don't remember what that was in reference to. And when I wrote airport times down, I thought to myself, just put one more word there so you know what you were talking about, but I didn't.
7:36 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
7:36 Mary Beth Barone? So let's come back to that.
7:38 Benito Skinner? That happens to me with writing the show all the time where I read notes back and I'm like, God, if someone hacked into this and read it, just to be clear, you'd get nothing.
7:45 Mary Beth Barone? Ramblings of a madman.
7:46 Benito Skinner? Well, yeah, it's like when they found all his journals in seven, like, none of it makes any sense.
7:51 Mary Beth Barone? No, 2016 makeup.
7:53 Benito Skinner? Oh my God, 2016 makeup. You guys, that's all I'm gonna say.
7:57 Mary Beth Barone? Okay.
7:58 Benito Skinner? We used to wear beets.
7:59 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah, no, we did.
8:01 Benito Skinner? Well, it's funny because that's the only makeup I, that's like how I learned how to do makeup, because I was making Kardashian videos. So I was like, how do you do makeup? And it was the like, 2016, like, full carved brow, contour, cut crease, lashes, full overlined lips. So now sometimes when I'm doing someone's makeup, I have to be like, oh, it's done.
8:19 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah, put the brush down.
8:21 Benito Skinner? I love when they have the tools that use in geometry and they put them up to eyebrows.
8:25 Mary Beth Barone? What are those things called?
8:27 Benito Skinner? You're back in trig.
8:27 Mary Beth Barone? But you know what I'm talking about, it's like this.
8:30 Benito Skinner? No. Oh, oh, the like, um.
8:32 Mary Beth Barone? It's a half circle and it's not a compass, but it's something else. If anybody wants to chime in in the comments section about what that's called.
8:38 Benito Skinner? Geometry was my best math subject because it's, you know, what you want? I got it. New shapes, but I, yeah.
8:46 Mary Beth Barone? But it's also very, it makes sense, like, it's, it's linear, whereas I feel like some math, like calculus and stuff, it's like, I can't do all that. When there was letters all of a sudden, I said, aren't I in fucking math?
8:58 Benito Skinner? You guys are dumb.
8:59 Mary Beth Barone? No, I agree. I mean, yeah, we've talked about proofs before, but it's complete bullshit.
9:05 Benito Skinner? It's like, it's hard for me not to have a whole storyline where Peter would be DMing a Nina drama of sorts.
9:11 Mary Beth Barone? And thinking it's his new girlfriend.
9:12 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
9:13 Mary Beth Barone? No, it's gonna be really hard to not write that.
9:15 Benito Skinner? Well, to not play her.
9:16 Mary Beth Barone? Right.
9:17 Benito Skinner? I think it's the hardest part of all.
9:18 Mary Beth Barone? I love your T-shirt, by the way.
9:19 Benito Skinner? Thank you. I found it on Graild.
9:21 Mary Beth Barone? Graild, of course. Non-paid, unpaid.
9:24 Benito Skinner? Unpaid, my god. And can I just say, Graild hasn't said a frickin' peep. They don't care about me. I saw this. I just looked up Britney tees, because I was like, I don't feel like I have enough Britney tees. This came up first and I thought, well, might as well be a bullseye.
9:38 Mary Beth Barone? I love it. I couldn't love it more.
9:39 Benito Skinner? Good Charlotte's on the back, too. It's like, it's the greats.
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14:49 Mary Beth Barone? Should we get into hitchhikes?
14:50 Benito Skinner? Let's get into some hitchhikes.
14:51 Mary Beth Barone? Let's do it. Okay, I really loved reading these and hearing them, and we're gonna do more hitchhike episodes.
14:56 Benito Skinner? My name is Bendy. I thought about doing this. So imagine this, just imagine what this prank would have been. I was gonna email the thing under different emails and keep sending you the same audio of me saying, "My name is Bendy."
15:13 Mary Beth Barone? Well, don't ruin the prank. Do the prank.
15:16 Benito Skinner? It's over now, it was too, I was too tired.
15:17 Mary Beth Barone? You've changed. Let's get into hitchhike.
15:19 Benito Skinner? Jackson, say Bendy Jackson. Bendy. Yeah, it's actually Australian kind of doesn't, you don't hear it as much in that. It's kind of like sometimes when people sing and you don't hear the British accent.
15:30 Mary Beth Barone? Right.
15:31 Benito Skinner? It was very, it's subtle. It's interesting. Linguistically, it's interesting. What's your favorite part about staying with me right now?
15:39 Mary Beth Barone? Unlimited hugs, I would say is a huge one.
15:41 Benito Skinner? Absolutely sweet.
15:42 Mary Beth Barone? I feel like Pinky is like really enjoying life out here.
15:45 Benito Skinner? She's locking into life with Pepe.
15:48 Mary Beth Barone? Wait, can I say one thing before we get into hitchhikes? I, someone posted on Overheard LA and it's, it says woman to her chihuahua. And it says, we've had this conversation a thousand times. You can't do this to me right now. I'm 95% sure that this was me yesterday.
16:04 Benito Skinner? Same.
16:04 Mary Beth Barone? I said that out loud and I had headphones in, so I didn't know how loud I was talking. I was walking to go get him Tiger and I literally said, Pinky, we've had this conversation a thousand times.
16:12 Benito Skinner? Oh, it's you.
16:13 Mary Beth Barone? We're not doing this.
16:14 Benito Skinner? Oh, you meant that. It actually is you.
16:15 Mary Beth Barone? Yes, I, I really think that it was me.
16:18 Benito Skinner? Wow.
16:19 Mary Beth Barone? I have no way of proving it, obviously, but maybe it just says something about people that have chihuahuas. We talk to them like they're humans, but.
16:25 Benito Skinner? What a mind. I say this all the time.
16:29 Mary Beth Barone? All the time.
16:29 Benito Skinner? Yeah, we, we're having fun right now. I loved tanning yesterday and doing story posts and just having a good time with you.
16:36 Mary Beth Barone? Weaponizing close friends.
16:38 Benito Skinner? Weaponizing close friends and doing whatever you really need to do in order to survive and feel seen out here. Jackson, I love you. Okay, let's do it. Let's hear it.
16:48 Speaker 03 Hey, Mary Beth and Benny. I want to say I love you guys. Huge Peroni day one here. I, today I'm writing for bragging and you're probably like, wait, that's annoying. Bragging is annoying, but I really write for bragging, especially from like girls, gays, dais who wanna like promote their accomplishments. I feel like people don't do that enough. It's like, yeah, you got promoted at work. Let's brag about it. Like you got in a like amazing vintage shop on Depop, like brag about it. Like brag about those accomplishments. We're not talking about like brads and chads who brag about being in like a stupid pickup basketball league.
17:23 Mary Beth Barone? That would be insane to brag about.
17:25 Speaker 03 They want like the girlies to promote their accomplishments and like brag about it. We love it. Okay. Bye. Love you guys.
17:31 Benito Skinner? Braggadocious. This is just delicious to me. You know what's even more fun? It's bragging about your friends. Sorry, I don't want to talk about a goddamn thing at dinner. Just bring up Mary Beth.
17:41 Mary Beth Barone? Please, in a general today, I had a meeting that's today and someone asked me, he goes, my final question to you, what is Benny's workout routine? I said, Thank you so much for asking, because I would love to brag about this fucking brick shit house that I host a podcast with.
17:56 Benito Skinner? That you are all up on.
17:57 Mary Beth Barone? There's nothing better.
17:58 Benito Skinner? Lately, our sexual tension is crazy.
17:59 Mary Beth Barone? Brew the brew.
18:00 Benito Skinner? Jackson emailed me.
18:01 Mary Beth Barone? He said, is everything good at home? Oh, we were talking about how if we tried to convince Terry that we had hooked up, he would just never believe it.
18:08 Benito Skinner? No.
18:08 Mary Beth Barone? Like, there's nothing we could say, even if we had actually done it, to make him think that we had.
18:12 Benito Skinner? I think even if I showed him video, he'd be like,
18:14 Mary Beth Barone? I say that's AI.
18:15 Benito Skinner? AI is so fu-
18:16 Mary Beth Barone? AI is crazy.
18:17 Benito Skinner? And you used AI, and you're literally bothering me right now.
18:20 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah, so bragging is so powerful. I agree. I don't think it comes naturally to non-straight men. And there are a couple of people in the industry who I feel like are really good about like, being excited for themselves, but not to the point where it's annoying. And I've always tried to be like, I need to take that in a little bit.
18:36 Benito Skinner? It's hard. I think it's, yeah, it's not natural for girls' days and days, as you so eloquently said, to do that, because I think we're in the business of making ourselves smaller. And then if you make yourself too big, then you're immediately, you know, it's
18:49 Mary Beth Barone? Well, you're not attractive, and you're disgusting, and you should probably-
18:51 Benito Skinner? So you're hideous, and you're a bitch.
18:53 Mary Beth Barone? Just leave.
18:54 Benito Skinner? And I'm sick of you not pissing on me. Yeah, I think that's my thing. I think the way that we do it more is by doing it for your friends. Like, sometimes it's like, you just need your friends to be like, can I just brag about my bestie for a second? And everyone's like, here he goes.
19:08 Mary Beth Barone? Here he goes.
19:09 Benito Skinner? We know Mary Best's good in the show.
19:11 Mary Beth Barone? No, it's so important.
19:12 Benito Skinner? But it's, I, my favorite is, my thing I'll look at people, I'll look them in the eye, and I go, isn't she so good in it? And I have my mouth a little agape.
19:20 Mary Beth Barone? Well, people love, people love to ask me about you and what it's like to be friends with you. And they ask me a lot, like, is he, is he like that all the time? And I say, yep.
19:30 Benito Skinner? What's the like that? What do they?
19:32 Mary Beth Barone? Just like, so energetic, positive, giggly, funny. They assume you have an off switch, and that sometimes you'll just be like, laying down. And I'm like, no.
19:40 Benito Skinner? Well, yeah, if I ever do that, I'm just anxious, and I'm thinking about my skin in the corner. Like, it's not that deep, you know?
19:45 Mary Beth Barone? I'm in the corner, thinking about your skin.
19:50 Benito Skinner? Brag. I love it. Do it more, and say it early, say it often.
19:55 Mary Beth Barone? Do it early and often, exactly.
19:56 Benito Skinner? And I think that you've inspired me. It's really hard, though. But I think also what we do is self-promotion, so sometimes it can be so strange. I'm like, oh, I don't wanna-
20:04 Mary Beth Barone? Also, I find that when people try to give me a compliment, I immediately come in with like, a negative thing, just to like, I don't know, balance the scales. And I'm like, I've actively tried to stop doing that. It's really hard.
20:14 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
20:15 Mary Beth Barone? Really, really hard.
20:16 Benito Skinner? Someone said recently, they're like, what's your favorite physical characteristic? I was like-
20:20 Mary Beth Barone? What does that mean?
20:21 Benito Skinner? Like, what's your favorite?
20:21 Mary Beth Barone? What's your favorite fictional character, Vinnie?
20:25 Benito Skinner? What's yours?
20:26 Mary Beth Barone? What's your favorite physical characteristic on anyone or on yourself?
20:28 Benito Skinner? On yourself.
20:29 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, okay. Mine's these Tim Burton eyes.
20:32 Benito Skinner? Oh, really? It's your eyes?
20:33 Mary Beth Barone? I think so. Yeah.
20:36 Benito Skinner? Yeah, I didn't, I said, I don't really know how to answer. I'm like, I don't know.
20:39 Mary Beth Barone? Season six, I'll talk about my weird elbow, but it's not for right now.
20:42 Benito Skinner? Please leave it out of the season. I think for me, it's either my butt chin or my butt.
20:47 Mary Beth Barone? Totally.
20:47 Benito Skinner? I have like, my butt is just kind of always, it's been a topic of conversation.
20:51 Mary Beth Barone? I used to have a big butt. That's what a lot of people don't know. It's gone, but I had it at one time and I loved it. It was like a defining characteristic.
20:58 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
20:58 Mary Beth Barone? And then it went away.
20:59 Benito Skinner? I don't know what I'll do if this guy leaves me.
21:01 Mary Beth Barone? Hey, I don't think it's going anywhere.
21:03 Benito Skinner? Don't go anywhere, girl.
21:04 Mary Beth Barone? I think it's here to stay.
21:04 Benito Skinner? We got a couple more seasons, hopefully.
21:06 Mary Beth Barone? All right, let's rock and roll.
21:08 Benito Skinner? Let's rock and roll.
21:08 Mary Beth Barone? Into the next one.
21:09 Speaker 04 Hello, lovelies. My name is Michaela and I am writing for Hard Resets. Not happy with your life? You gotta do a hard reset. Sometimes you can choose to reset the system yourself. And then sometimes you get the little metaphorical rainbow spinning wheel of death thing and you got no other choice.
21:27 Benito Skinner? Force quit.
21:28 Speaker 04 Graduated with no job prospects and you're living at home? Hard reset yourself. I hard resetted myself to teach English in Vietnam. And then I was sick of bucket showers and sharing beds with strangers. Hard resetted myself to a corporate job, a house, a husband, living on a lake in the Midwest. And then I got cheated on by said husband by the local bartender and also hard resetted myself, moved to London. And now I live my life jet setting across Europe for work. In the last words of Carrie Bradshaw, you just got to breathe and reboot.
22:01 Mary Beth Barone? Well, that just gave me chills.
22:03 Benito Skinner? So there's this book called Wild. Is she not Cheryl Strayed just now?
22:09 Mary Beth Barone? Wow.
22:09 Benito Skinner? That blew me away. This is a hard reset.
22:12 Mary Beth Barone? What a tale. A tale of two cities.
22:13 Benito Skinner? And can I say on a minor level, to me, a hard reset? Last week, I got a haircut and a spray tan on the same day.
22:19 Mary Beth Barone? Whoa.
22:19 Benito Skinner? I did not wake up that overcompensating and queer as folks Benny drama that I was the day prior.
22:23 Mary Beth Barone? You went to bed queer as folks Benny drama, you woke up Benzai.
22:28 Benito Skinner? My fucking name.
22:30 Mary Beth Barone? It's Benzai.
22:31 Benito Skinner? Someone said some young queers were, I love this, that the, that the young queers were doing this in the Lower East Side recently, saying Benzai to each other. They're all, it's, ah, it's brain rot. It's Josie and the Pussycat Dolls in a way.
22:44 Mary Beth Barone? So good.
22:45 Benito Skinner? This, I love this hard reset. Also, it sounds like you are so good at this, which takes a lot of, I wish I could say anything else but balls.
22:52 Mary Beth Barone? Flair, verb, balls. I think it can be really hard and it can be really scary. So I have this thing where I have a couple of friends where I want them to just let me make every decision for them for six months and then they can tell me if their lives get better.
23:04 Benito Skinner? You almost did this with a friend we share.
23:05 Mary Beth Barone? Yes. And so, and she is on that list. And so I have one friend who needs a life reset so desperately, but she just, she's very risk averse. And so it's frustrating for me as someone that's done the hard reset, like multiple times throughout my life. And even in adulthood, I just think like people should, it, it is scary though. It's like, it's very privileged to be like, if I blow up my life right now, like I will be okay and I'll end on my feet.
23:28 Benito Skinner? Yeah, of course.
23:28 Mary Beth Barone? Cause I have friends and family who are very supportive. But I think if you have that safety net, like what is stopping you from like trying something new? And the worst thing that happens is you wanna go back to what you're doing before. I just think like, I don't know, life's too short and we need to YOLO. We need to be resetting more when, when the universe calls us to do that.
23:45 Benito Skinner? Cause I think you can feel it. It's also about intuition. I say I don't believe in God, but I believe in like a universe, an energy, something. I believe in Mary Beth. I believe in Harvey Dent. And I, I just feel it. You know what I mean?
23:57 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah.
23:58 Benito Skinner? Like I, I'm like, this just feels wrong. I gotta, this isn't right. Like I, I don't know. There is something to, you have to trust your instinct. And yeah, if you are in the privileged position of being like, I'm gonna go teach in Vietnam. Fuck yeah. I think that's incredible. One of my friends is doing a hard reset right now. Our friend I know, she's literally just like leaving LA. She's going to Rome, doing cooking school. And I'm like, in my heart, I'm like, I can't wait to meet
24:21 Mary Beth Barone? That's incredible.
24:21 Benito Skinner? the hottest European man at a dinner with you. And we just laugh.
24:26 Mary Beth Barone? And throw your heads back.
24:27 Benito Skinner? And I'm the first gay guy who really enjoys.
24:28 Mary Beth Barone? Right.
24:29 Benito Skinner? No, I just like, that's all I want. I just, I, I want this for all my. All my lassies who are not getting the life that they deserve, go out and it is so hard. It's like Terry's dad always says, the senator, I call him Senator Faragamo, as I call him. He laughs every time I say it.
24:45 Mary Beth Barone? How could you not?
24:46 Benito Skinner? Of course. He so wasn't supposed to have me in his life, you know what I mean? And then he, he's got me now.
24:51 Mary Beth Barone? But he's welcomed you with open arms.
24:52 Benito Skinner? And I know he's listening right now. We love you. He talks about just like happiness is just really hard, like just being consistently and finding that. And I think it does, yeah, it's like action. I think through action, you can find those moments of happiness.
25:06 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, I like to acknowledge straight men who are doing a good job on the pod. Like my friend, my friend whose boyfriend did a return for her in the mail. He returned some pants that I thought was like such a heroic act of bravery. My cousin, my cousin is, she's just the best. She has three beautiful children and her husband is like, God, he's just the blueprint. I'm like, man, he should teach a class or write a book. But we were at a family gathering recently and one of the kids was like crying and my cousin snapped her fingers, literally. And he stood up and went to tend to the child. She snapped her fingers. She was holding a glass of wine.
25:42 Benito Skinner? Snap your fingers. Do your step.
25:44 Mary Beth Barone? You can do it. Literally, you can do it all by yourself. She had a glass of wine in one hand and she snapped her fingers with the other. It wasn't in like a disrespectful type of way. It was just like, he was able to clock exactly what she meant.
25:56 Benito Skinner? I got that one.
25:57 Mary Beth Barone? And then he went and just dealt with it and it was just like, whoa. Let people inspire you.
26:03 Benito Skinner? Hundred percent.
26:03 Mary Beth Barone? You know what I mean?
26:04 Benito Skinner? Let's leave it at that.
26:05 Mary Beth Barone? And let's leave it at that.
26:06 Benito Skinner? Next. Thank you, Michaela. That was Michaela. I love it.
26:09 Speaker 05 Hi there. Just gonna cut to the chase.
26:12 Benito Skinner? Totally.
26:13 Speaker 05 Never trust a man. Abbreviation.
26:17 Mary Beth Barone? Except my cousin's husband.
26:18 Speaker 05 N T A M. That's what I write for today, yesterday, tomorrow, now.
26:25 Benito Skinner? She's at the fair.
26:26 Mary Beth Barone? She's at the fair.
26:28 Speaker 05 I don't think it requires any further explanation. Just gonna repeat one more time. Never trust a man. Thank you.
26:37 Benito Skinner? Thank you, sweetie. That was the Joker's tape.
26:39 Mary Beth Barone? I can't add to. I just amplify at this point.
26:41 Benito Skinner? I mean, we couldn't love you more. You are so clearly our biological daughter.
26:47 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah.
26:48 Benito Skinner? I hope you're having fun at whatever state fair you're at.
26:51 Mary Beth Barone? I hope you got a pizza for eat.
26:53 Benito Skinner? In my head, she had corn.
26:54 Mary Beth Barone? Okay, I'm thinking, well, maybe corn for dinner.
26:56 Benito Skinner? I haven't said love corn in so long.
26:58 Mary Beth Barone? And I have some right here and I've been snacking.
27:00 Benito Skinner? Do you have love corn down there?
27:01 Mary Beth Barone? I love corn because they have it here at the Dear Media office, which is where we're coming to you from today. Rare. I love this ethos. I think, of course, you know, we hope that one day this won't be the case, but I understand why we're in the position to have this approach. And let them prove you wrong, I would say.
27:17 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
27:18 Mary Beth Barone? They won't, probably.
27:19 Benito Skinner? No, but I.
27:20 Mary Beth Barone? My cousin's husband is not included in this, by the way.
27:22 Benito Skinner? I would go, you know, tiptoe into it always. I really don't, yeah.
27:26 Mary Beth Barone? Go quietly into the night.
27:28 Benito Skinner? Because I've even been watching some of it and I, I'm like, no, he's such a nice guy. And then two weeks later, I'm like, how did he dupe my ass? How'd you get through me? Because I'm, I'm pretty good. I'm, I.
27:40 Mary Beth Barone? You're a skeptic, I would say. You're approaching with skepticism.
27:43 Benito Skinner? I, I am always skeptic at dinners. I find it so funny. Can I just say this? It's my one kind of scary thing. I find it so funny how relaxed these men are at dinners with me. And I'm like, I am reading you down, girl. The second you go up to the shitter.
27:58 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, well, you're clocking it all.
27:59 Benito Skinner? You go into, up to the shitter and fart at the urinal. I'm saying crazy shit to your girl.
28:03 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, honey, we're going all the way out.
28:05 Benito Skinner? Yeah. And by the way, go wipe.
28:07 Mary Beth Barone? No, please.
28:08 Benito Skinner? But yeah, I'm just like, I sit up straight because I think my, my message to all straight men is a dinner with a girl's gay is much more important than you think it is. It's, some would say more important than a dinner with her father.
28:20 Mary Beth Barone? I completely agree.
28:21 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
28:22 Mary Beth Barone? I completely agree. So just, yeah.
28:24 Benito Skinner? Because if I smell any.
28:26 Mary Beth Barone? Carry that with you.
28:26 Benito Skinner? I don't like that.
28:27 Mary Beth Barone? Also, I want all the girls listening to this to send the thirst trap I posted recently to their boyfriend and say, why didn't you like this? Why don't I see you liking this? You should have liked this.
28:38 Benito Skinner? This is an immediate like.
28:39 Mary Beth Barone? Immediate like. It's not cheating. My Discover tab is the most toxic place on the internet. I sent you three screenshots from my Discover tab. It is women with the largest breasts, tiniest waists, in bikinis on the beach with perfect lighting. What have I done to? And I support the work, obviously, but what did I do to get this? I have a straight man's Discover tab.
28:59 Benito Skinner? Well, mine is, you know, yeah, I looked at a few people for body inspo. What do you want me to say? And then close. And so now it is such a, I mean, it's just like, it's porn.
29:09 Mary Beth Barone? It's porn. Can we just call a spade a spade?
29:12 Benito Skinner? Porn, my love.
29:12 Mary Beth Barone? Pornographic.
29:13 Benito Skinner? It's pornographic at best.
29:15 Mary Beth Barone? N.
29:15 Benito Skinner? Which.
29:16 Mary Beth Barone? T.
29:16 Benito Skinner? Awesome.
29:17 Mary Beth Barone? A.
29:17 Benito Skinner? M. Never trust.
29:19 Mary Beth Barone? N A T M.
29:20 Benito Skinner? Yes.
29:20 Mary Beth Barone? Let's go to the next one.
29:21 Benito Skinner? Unless it's your.
29:23 Mary Beth Barone? Husband's husband.
29:23 Benito Skinner? Gay, but.
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30:24 Mary Beth Barone? That is literally the one that I just did. No, keep that, keep that.
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32:23 Benito Skinner? Remember that doctor's appointment? Yeah. This is me to everyone I meet. Remember that doctor's appointment?
32:30 Mary Beth Barone? This is you at Ferris Fashion Week. Remember that doctor's appointment you were supposed to make a while ago? We were saying the same thing.
32:39 Benito Skinner? I know. That one you meant to book, but you got sidetracked and completely forgot about it until now? You know that dentist appointment for your biannual cleaning? Why not book it today?
32:49 Mary Beth Barone? Or the dermatologist appointment for that rash that's been looking a little off? So here's the thing, I'm all about doing the thing and sometimes doing the thing needs making a doctor's appointment. Zocdoc is a free app and a website, both, where you can search and compare high-quality in-network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment. I have used this myself. With Zocdoc, you can book an in-network appointment with more than 100,000 doctors across every specialty. Not all at once, though. From mental health to dental health, to primary care to urgent care and more. God knows I got a filling in my tooth when I had a cavity out in Los Angeles.
33:22 Benito Skinner? I found my dentist on Zocdoc. Like, we really connected there. Oh, and it's so funny. This dental hygienist recently, while she was flossing my teeth, asked, "Did you really try to have sex with girls?" So stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to zocdoc.com/ride to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.
33:40 Mary Beth Barone? That's Z-O-C-D-O-C dot com slash ride. Zocdoc dot com slash ride.
33:46 Benito Skinner? And here's the little production note. I want us to play the special effects, the little victory, Zocdoc Sonic logo right now.
33:53 Mary Beth Barone? Hit it!
33:57 Speaker 06 Okay, hi, my loves. My name is Vanessa and this week I ride for scrunchies. Now, girlies and gays and non-binary bays all know that we always have like one favorite scrunchie. The true, true, the used and abused.
34:15 Speaker 07 And she really does take it and take it and take it. Cause she's loyal. So I love you guys and hope you have a great week.
34:25 Mary Beth Barone? Okay, so.
34:26 Benito Skinner? Some of these, I can't help but picture them abducted in the back of the trunk.
34:29 Mary Beth Barone? I picture them like this. Can you see what I'm doing right now?
34:31 Benito Skinner? No, but tell me they wouldn't still be able to like be on the HQ.
34:35 Mary Beth Barone? They just need one hand.
34:35 Benito Skinner? Women are incredible.
34:36 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah. Scrunchies. So every girl has that one scrunchie and or hair tie where it's like, you can't lose this one because it's like the perfect level of stretchiness.
34:43 Benito Skinner? I love when someone threatens me with like, I'm just like, I needed it for two seconds.
34:46 Mary Beth Barone? No. And it's really been through stuff with you. I have this silk scrunchie, which was given to me by my hairstylist. And I know that there was a huge plotline on Sex in the City about women in New York wearing scrunchies. I think women in New York wear scrunchies when they're at home and they're in private. True, a true scrunchie. A hair tie, obviously, that's for any occasion.
35:05 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
35:06 Mary Beth Barone? But I do think that was a really important plotline. Obviously, the burger era is really tough.
35:10 Benito Skinner? She ain't from New York.
35:11 Mary Beth Barone? She ain't, she ain't from New York.
35:13 Benito Skinner? It's a top line read.
35:14 Mary Beth Barone? You know what I hate? When he goes, "Nice hat."
35:19 Mary Beth Barone? And she goes, "The hat is fabulous."
35:23 Benito Skinner? Who says that? Is that Burger?
35:24 Mary Beth Barone? Burger.
35:25 Benito Skinner? Oh.
35:26 Mary Beth Barone? Get it while it's hot.
35:28 Benito Skinner? It's so me. Tell me I wouldn't act like that.
35:31 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, I know.
35:32 Benito Skinner? Her, her showing up with.
35:33 Mary Beth Barone? She's not from New York. Get it while it's hot.
35:36 Benito Skinner? She is so me. Fuck. Sometimes I really am like, shit, that's me. Seeing yourself reflected in the media.
35:43 Mary Beth Barone? I love scrunchies. Keep your scrunchies close, near and dear.
35:47 Benito Skinner? I love scrunchies too. I love, I love when my girl's got her scrunchie on and knows me. She's comfortable.
35:51 Mary Beth Barone? She's about to do some shit. You know what I mean?
35:53 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
35:56 Speaker 07 Hey, slut slayers. My name is Sarah and I ride for having no weekend plans. Like, please tell me, is there anything better than waking up on a Saturday morning with nothing to do? Maybe you enjoy a coffee, maybe you mosey around a couple of stores. You just go where the wind takes you.
36:15 Benito Skinner? Holy shit.
36:15 Speaker 07 My opinion, that's living large. Love you, sweat.
36:18 Mary Beth Barone? Love you, sweat.
36:19 Benito Skinner? Love you, sweat. Nothing. You just saying that, it's tantalizing. I get goosebumps down my spine.
36:25 Mary Beth Barone? I mean, yesterday.
36:26 Benito Skinner? Yesterday. What did we do? Take them through our day?
36:29 Mary Beth Barone? So yesterday.
36:30 Benito Skinner? No plans.
36:30 Mary Beth Barone? No plans. I got to your house. We laid by the pool for two hours. Then we went inside for a bit. We did some stuff on our phones. I posted a photo dump. First, I exported a video from Premiere Pro because I had made a super, a chooper cut of dust that I wanted to share with the world.
36:45 Benito Skinner? Of course.
36:46 Mary Beth Barone? About anguish, female anguish. And then we laid by the pool. We went back inside. And then we went back out to the pool because we realized that there was still sun on the, on the lounge chairs. And then, oh, we ordered Goop Kitchen for lunch and we ordered Superga for dinner. And then, what did we watch?
37:00 Benito Skinner? We watched Sleeping With The Enemy starring Julia Roberts. It is a total classic. Trigger warning, it's a little intense, but.
37:06 Mary Beth Barone? And the title makes absolutely no sense. And I thought about it as I went to sleep, how the title was so, it was almost like they named the file the wrong thing, but then they just had to go with it.
37:14 Benito Skinner? Well, the spec script had that name, you know, so they're like, sure. There's a bunch of movies like that. I think sometimes it's like comedies or this is definitely not a comedy. But like in rom-coms or romantic thrillers, I guess in this instance, like.
37:27 Mary Beth Barone? It's just not adding up totally.
37:28 Benito Skinner? Sometimes the titles, I, I, and it's really hard to think of a title that makes sense. Could I give you a better one?
37:33 Mary Beth Barone? No.
37:34 Benito Skinner? I have nothing to offer in the room.
37:34 Mary Beth Barone? But that's the only note I would say.
37:36 Benito Skinner? For Sleeping With The Enemy.
37:38 Mary Beth Barone? For Sleeping With Enemy.
37:38 Benito Skinner? But to me, I'm like, I don't even know what else it would be. I think maybe now it would be like what her new name was in the town.
37:45 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah.
37:45 Benito Skinner? They would say like Sarah Waters is what it would be called or something.
37:48 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah. I, I, give me 10 minutes to think and I could come up with a few title options, but. Wait, because her last name is Waters and she escapes through the water. So it'd be something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
37:58 Benito Skinner? Like learns to swim.
37:59 Mary Beth Barone? Right.
38:00 Benito Skinner? Yeah. Or like Laura.
38:01 Mary Beth Barone? Do, do you see how having no weekend plans can really open up a conversation and a dialogue? Because like if we had made plans, if we had gotten tickets to go to the movies or something, we wouldn't have stumbled into that perfect film.
38:12 Benito Skinner? But Terry and I did see Materialist the night before and I will talk about it in season six.
38:16 Mary Beth Barone? Season six, we're writing it down.
38:17 Benito Skinner? I had the time of my life. A beer and a Coke. Dakota Johnson says that. That's her order. And I go. I like that.
38:24 Mary Beth Barone? Okay. She's not like other girls.
38:26 Benito Skinner? Do you know the first date I had with Terry, I ordered a Coke and a tequila sunrise. And that was the drinks I got at dinners at the time. How did you come out? All right, next.
38:36 Speaker 08 My name is Shannon and I'm writing for sharing your location with your friends. I just love it. I think it's so fun when you live in the same city as all your friends and you just all share your location.
38:55 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
38:55 Speaker 08 And you can just see what all your little Tamagotchis are up to.
38:59 Mary Beth Barone? Tamagotchis.
39:00 Speaker 08 You know, they're when they're getting food, when they're going to the park.
39:04 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
39:05 Speaker 08 And you can also just show up and find them wherever they are. You can just open your little find my.
39:13 Mary Beth Barone? I love this called find my.
39:14 Speaker 08 And go find your friend Christina.
39:17 Mary Beth Barone? Find my Jake.
39:18 Benito Skinner? And. I'm my Mary Beth.
39:19 Mary Beth Barone? Find my Ori.
39:20 Speaker 08 You know, it's kind of like stalking, but it's consensual stalking.
39:22 Benito Skinner? You don't want to know where she's at.
39:24 Speaker 08 And you can just go.
39:26 Mary Beth Barone? I heard consensual stalking. That's huge.
39:28 Speaker 08 Your friends are and it's amazing. And they're just all your little sins in your little city. And it's my favorite thing on my phone.
39:37 Mary Beth Barone? I, okay, I love that there was no outro on that. She just said, I'm done speaking and that's that.
39:41 Benito Skinner? Yeah, she threw her phone across the room.
39:43 Mary Beth Barone? She did. I love find my, I love the find my blank app. My friends and I use it all the time, especially when we're meeting up at a place and I, and maybe I'm there first. And so I want to see how far away everyone is.
39:52 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
39:52 Mary Beth Barone? But what I love is when everyone's on vacation separately and you can open that map and just see where your friends are. It's so beautiful.
39:59 Benito Skinner? Pimping all over the world.
40:00 Mary Beth Barone? Pimping all over the world.
40:01 Benito Skinner? It's also titillating about having it for someone that you've fallen out with. I love seeing like you've had a falling out with them and you go, oh my God, they're in midtown.
40:09 Mary Beth Barone? I have to tell you.
40:10 Benito Skinner? That's crazy. I'm like, what could they possibly be doing? Are they thinking of an apology in midtown? I love it.
40:15 Mary Beth Barone? The first guy that ever ghosted me, his name was Joey and he went to Michigan and he shared his location with me the first night we met. We followed each other on Find Friends up until recently. And I finally like, just was like, I actually don't need this on my map anymore. He fully, first person to ever ghost me. It was insane, but I had his location.
40:33 Benito Skinner? To do that and location, there's something.
40:35 Mary Beth Barone? But men are not linear thinkers.
40:37 Benito Skinner? To understand duality.
40:38 Mary Beth Barone? They're not linear thinkers because to me, I go, well, if I know exactly where he is, then I'm obviously going to see him again. Like we'll cross paths, we'll hang out, but that's not the case. It's just not the case.
40:48 Benito Skinner? These mind games.
40:49 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah, he was a friend of a friend. I did see him later in life, like a couple of years down the road and it, yeah, I was like, oh yeah, you like ghosted me and he's like, oh yeah, you know?
40:57 Benito Skinner? Hey.
40:58 Mary Beth Barone? Hey, no big deal.
40:59 Benito Skinner? Good to see you again.
40:59 Mary Beth Barone? It's no big deal.
41:01 Benito Skinner? This is no big deal.
41:03 Mary Beth Barone? Chilling, laid back, straight, sun, yeah, we do it like that.
41:07 Benito Skinner? How we do.
41:09 Mary Beth Barone? Do do, do do.
41:10 Benito Skinner? This is how we do.
41:13 Mary Beth Barone? Okay, last one, or do you want to continue on?
41:15 Benito Skinner? Well, I've got more to say. Never cut off a man when he's in the middle of a thought.
41:19 Mary Beth Barone? I'm sorry.
41:19 Benito Skinner? Oh my god. So here's the thing. I love this, but I don't totally at times because I am just like, oh, I would, sometimes I want to turn it off. I'm like, does everyone need to know where I am all the time?
41:33 Mary Beth Barone? Well, don't share it with people that shouldn't have it.
41:36 Benito Skinner? Yeah, I like that you and Terry know, but sometimes I'm like, oh my god, this person has it on for me. I don't know if I need them to know where I am all the time because sometimes, you know what I'm doing?
41:44 Mary Beth Barone? Shitting.
41:45 Benito Skinner? No, I'm just in bed and I just, I don't want you to know I'm home. You know, I just want to go to bed. So sometimes it should be consensual and I love that, but oh god, it's so fun to see where my AirPods are and where Terry is. I mean, how cool is that?
41:57 Mary Beth Barone? They're not ever with you.
41:58 Benito Skinner? They're never the same thing, but guess what? For the first time in history, it's like, how am I think the world is days that are your mom's birthday and aren't? Yesterday, I thought, where is Terry and where are my AirPods? They were together. He took mine.
42:12 Mary Beth Barone? You know what's so funny? I walked in the house the other day and I put my AirPods down and Terry goes, are you sure those are yours? And I was like, yeah, because I just walked in with them.
42:19 Benito Skinner? So yeah, so these are mine. I just had them in my hand.
42:21 Mary Beth Barone? And I was like, and then he was like, oh, I found mine actually. I guess it turns out they were yours.
42:25 Benito Skinner? They were mine. The way he polices it yet is an absolute thief.
42:29 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, yet has had a saga with his AirPods ending up in Stockholm, ending up in Tokyo. Remember when he could not keep a pair of AirPods to save his life?
42:37 Benito Skinner? Those were not his, my love.
42:40 Mary Beth Barone? Ah, no.
42:41 Benito Skinner? Those were my girls.
42:42 Mary Beth Barone? No.
42:43 Benito Skinner? He lost the twins.
42:44 Mary Beth Barone? Oh.
42:45 Benito Skinner? And I go, you think you could be, you think you could be a father? You lost the twins. The girls are still in Stockholm.
42:51 Mary Beth Barone? You have to give him the egg as a project.
42:52 Benito Skinner? I don't.
42:54 Mary Beth Barone? Like from a 90s TV show.
42:55 Benito Skinner? I loved that.
42:57 Mary Beth Barone? Next.
42:58 Speaker 09 My name is Kami and I'm writing for Confessing Things.
43:01 Benito Skinner? This is Kami Mendes.
43:02 Speaker 09 There is absolutely nothing more freeing than standing up on your coffee table, making all of your friends surround you in a circle and just confessing things.
43:12 Benito Skinner? She does this at every, every dinner.
43:16 Speaker 09 I want to tell everyone because you feel bad about it.
43:18 Benito Skinner? Kami, get down.
43:19 Speaker 09 It can't be a big deal, you know?
43:21 Benito Skinner? We're in public at a restaurant.
43:23 Speaker 09 I don't know, cheating on your taxes and you want to confess it? It's just really freeing and I don't think you should keep secrets from your friends anyways. So you might as well make a big spectacle of confessing things.
43:35 Benito Skinner? Kami.
43:35 Speaker 09 I love you guys.
43:37 Benito Skinner? We love you. That's amazing.
43:39 Mary Beth Barone? This is very powerful.
43:40 Benito Skinner? There's a confession in there also. I mean, to say the tax thing, it just feels like.
43:43 Mary Beth Barone? For that to roll off the tongue.
43:44 Benito Skinner? It must have been top of mind.
43:46 Mary Beth Barone? Totally. And we don't have your last name, so don't worry about it.
43:48 Benito Skinner? Exactly. It's not a big deal.
43:50 Mary Beth Barone? I love the idea of confessing things. If there's something you've done that you wouldn't want your friend to know, then that's more a reason to say and to just lay it all on the table.
43:58 Benito Skinner? I have nothing to confess to you.
43:59 Mary Beth Barone? No.
44:00 Benito Skinner? You know, everything.
44:01 Mary Beth Barone? We are still learning things like the whole.
44:03 Benito Skinner? Oh my God, I loved our date. That was crazy when we found that out.
44:06 Mary Beth Barone? I know.
44:06 Benito Skinner? I don't know why. That was so funny to me. We were at this dinner and I thought, I can't believe I don't, Sleeping with the Enemy.
44:11 Mary Beth Barone? But there's no secrets, Sleeping with the Enemy.
44:13 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
44:13 Mary Beth Barone? I have told you everything that I could potentially get canceled for and I feel like we have that. That's just out.
44:19 Benito Skinner? I told you mine.
44:20 Mary Beth Barone? Between us.
44:20 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
44:21 Mary Beth Barone? And I think it's just really important. Yeah, like talking about things, it takes the power away from it. So if there's something you're feeling guilty about, obviously I was raised Catholic, so I like to confess. I think it feels good. It makes you feel like your soul doesn't have that weighing upon it.
44:35 Benito Skinner? I mean. I think there can be nothing better than that. Just the lightness and just being like, you know what? I gotta get this off my chest, my love.
44:43 Mary Beth Barone? I gotta get this off my gigantic tits.
44:45 Benito Skinner? Hey, is this table sturdy? Cause I gotta get, I love Kami, just that everything she goes to, she just makes sure all the tables are sturdy. She's got confessions.
44:53 Mary Beth Barone? Well, you know, when tables are wobbly and they bring over a little wedge? And she goes, can we get this taken care of really quick?
44:58 Benito Skinner? Sorry, it's just a little, sorry, we moved it, we moved it a tad just so we could add another person.
45:02 Mary Beth Barone? So how much weight can this table hold?
45:05 Benito Skinner? Every single restaurant we go to, Terry adjusts the table and then it doesn't work anymore. So then we have to call them over. I kinda love it. It's our game. It's how we flirt with the waiters.
45:12 Mary Beth Barone? And you know, that's my whole vibe too. I need it on solid ground. If the bones are good, the rest don't matter. Do you get that?
45:20 Benito Skinner? Wait, let's all step on a freaking table this week and confess that we love Summer Roberts. I love it. I love confessions. I've, I've been confessing all kinds of things.
45:30 Mary Beth Barone? Confessions of a shopaholic, confessions of a teenage drama queen.
45:32 Benito Skinner? She didn't confess shit in confessions of a shopaholic. So, so what? The girl likes shoes. Leave her alone.
45:40 Mary Beth Barone? Fuck up.
45:41 Benito Skinner? Oh my God, I can't wait to talk about the essence sale. That bitch would have been in prison.
45:45 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah, she would have gone to jail.
45:47 Benito Skinner? That is just saying, the ending would have been different if we lived in the time of the essence sale.
45:50 Mary Beth Barone? I love confessing.
45:52 Benito Skinner? You know what you are, Mary Beth?
45:54 Mary Beth Barone? Bisexual?
45:55 Benito Skinner? Well, yeah, but you're also my ride or die. Ride or die.
46:00 Mary Beth Barone? So what's the ultimate ride for you? This hitchhike?
46:03 Benito Skinner? Which car are we getting in?
46:04 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah, it's really hard. I liked them all is the thing.
46:08 Benito Skinner? I think that everyone now, I couldn't tell if my baby daughter was talking about bragging about yourself, but I think right now we need to shout from the goddamn rooftops when our friends are doing something because it is such a scary time. And I'm like, I'm so proud of this girl right here across from me. Like it's actually insane what you were going through and you did a fucking press tour. And I just think it's amazing. It's no different than Natalie Portman being pregnant during the press tour for Black Swan.
46:33 Mary Beth Barone? Wow.
46:34 Benito Skinner? I'm so proud of my girls.
46:35 Mary Beth Barone? Women can do anything.
46:36 Benito Skinner? Women can do anything and I just, I think we have to brag about people. And you know what? Do it tonight. Brag about someone around you and even if they kind of get a little blushy and they show their type two rosacea, like let them do that and just, I think we need to brag about the people around us. Cause it's, it is hard. I feel like girls and they won't brag about themselves, but. You know what? We should.
46:57 Mary Beth Barone? Celebrate each other.
46:59 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
46:59 Mary Beth Barone? And I think.
47:00 Benito Skinner? I love bragging.
47:00 Mary Beth Barone? I think bragging on other people's behalf is so powerful and it just makes you feel good. It's almost like giving a compliment.
47:06 Benito Skinner? Maybe to, and you know what? To your partner or to you or staying on a table from Ethan Allen? At a friend's parents' house.
47:14 Mary Beth Barone? Or from Article even.
47:15 Benito Skinner? Yeah. I'm the fucking king of the world and just standing on that and just saying to someone at a dinner, this chick woke up in my house.
47:26 Mary Beth Barone? This chick woke up in my house is so massive for me personally. That is the ultimate brag. Okay.
47:32 Benito Skinner? So ultimate brag. She woke up in my fucking house.
47:33 Mary Beth Barone? I.
47:34 Benito Skinner? How lucky am I? That's what I want. And you know what? If any straight guys are listening, a guy that's obsessed with his girlfriend.
47:41 Mary Beth Barone? A guy that's a simp for his girlfriend. That's so hot to me.
47:44 Benito Skinner? I'm just obsessed.
47:45 Mary Beth Barone? So I agree about bragging and I think this is something that you practice and I really admire it about you. And so for me, I think my ultimate ride of this episode is not having weekend plans. So you can really see like what you and your gay bestie can get up to when there's just no rules. You take the rulebook and you throw it out the window.
48:04 Benito Skinner? I went to camp, by the way. I was there when Hans Zimmer made that. Obviously it's Hans Zimmer.
48:12 Mary Beth Barone? I want to pierce your ear.
48:14 Benito Skinner? Oh, God. You know what's funny? The second you pierced my ear, I look like Robin, Tegan or Sara, in a good way, like immediately. But other people look good with an earring. I don't think I would do an earring anywhere. I think the only place maybe I would get it would be higher, almost, like yar.
48:30 Mary Beth Barone? I have a pitch for Grace season two. We'll talk about it offline.
48:33 Benito Skinner? Oh, really?
48:33 Mary Beth Barone? I can't tell you what it is.
48:34 Benito Skinner? Other room's not in session.
48:36 Mary Beth Barone? I know, but.
48:40 Mary Beth Barone? I love you guys so much.
48:41 Benito Skinner? See you with me right now. So we're in the car now with our girls.
48:44 Mary Beth Barone? Yep.
48:44 Benito Skinner? And they just put, what was that on? Bendy, babe, eyes on the road.
48:56 Mary Beth Barone? Benny, go!
49:06 Speaker 10 Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.
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