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0:49 Mary Beth Barone? Hey, can you come pick me up? Yeah, what's wrong? Nothing. Are you sure? Yeah, no, I just need a ride. Oh, my God. So why, I just want to have fun. Start your engine. Hi, Jack.
1:00 Benito Skinner? I'm Benito Skinner.
1:01 Mary Beth Barone? I'm Mary Beth Brown.
1:03 Benito Skinner? And this?
1:03 Mary Beth Barone? Is?
1:04 Benito Skinner? Ride.
1:09 Mary Beth Barone? Welcome, okay, so.
1:11 Benito Skinner? Welcome to the Black Parade. You are so, like, come on, we have to talk about other things, dude.
1:15 Mary Beth Barone? I was gonna say, welcome, because it's not season two, it's what we do anymore. It's Now You Three Me.
1:21 Benito Skinner? It's Now You Three Me.
1:22 Mary Beth Barone? So it's just important to, like, internalize that. We took such a short break that this still feels like season two to me, but it is, it's Now You Three Me.
1:28 Benito Skinner? But it's like, everything's different, but everything's the exact same.
1:31 Mary Beth Barone? And everything is romantic.
1:33 Benito Skinner? Of course.
1:33 Mary Beth Barone? Of course. So we have some questions, we said AMA, Ask Me Anything, on Ride the Pod's Instagram.
1:39 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
1:40 Mary Beth Barone? And we got some really good questions from Bronies, so we're just gonna dive right in. What do you guys think?
1:44 Benito Skinner? I'd love that.
1:44 Mary Beth Barone? I'd love that, too. In honor of the pod being back on my 26th birthday, which also, by the way, I want to say it's on my birthday, it's coming back, so. That was a week ago.
1:54 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
1:54 Mary Beth Barone? So this is kind of like a week later. So you're a week into your 26th year.
1:58 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
1:59 Mary Beth Barone? This person, Alexis, says, "In honor of the pod being back on my 26th birthday, what advice could you give me?"
2:03 Benito Skinner? Hmm. Twenty-six year, I think you just have to not judge yourself so much. I feel like that's all I've done for like ten years.
2:13 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah.
2:13 Benito Skinner? You know, and probably more, more, but I just like, even when I was just having so much fun, it's like I just judge myself for every feeling and every interaction. And it's like, maybe you're just trying to figure it out. Maybe things are scary. Come give mommy and daddy a kiss.
2:26 Mary Beth Barone? Come as you aren't.
2:27 Benito Skinner? Come as you aren't fuckers. How good of a slogan is that?
2:29 Mary Beth Barone? It's so fabulous. I think my advice would be, I didn't start respecting myself till I was twenty-eight. So you have two years until you can really hold yourself accountable for your decisions.
2:38 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
2:38 Mary Beth Barone? So just have fun and enjoy it. And yeah, try not to be too hard on yourself because we're all figuring out this crazy little thing called life.
2:44 Benito Skinner? My brain's making a timeline right now. I think you met someone when you were twenty-eight.
2:49 Mary Beth Barone? I sure did.
2:50 Benito Skinner? Everything changed.
2:51 Mary Beth Barone? Everything changed.
2:51 Benito Skinner? I held up a mirror to you and you finally saw yourself.
2:54 Mary Beth Barone? You said, this is what you can be. And I said, okay.
2:56 Benito Skinner? Mm-hmm.
2:57 Mary Beth Barone? Take me there, I wanna go there, let's go there. Speaking of original songs.
3:02 Benito Skinner? Immediately I went to. Take me.
3:04 Mary Beth Barone? No, that's from Rugrats in Paris. Maya did an original song for Rugrats in Paris.
3:10 Benito Skinner? Reptile, you're no ordinary monster. That song was huge for me. But I would say Rugrats in Paris and overcompensating share a love for slight camp. And the second after you laugh, something really fucking sad. When he sees his mom in the clouds.
3:29 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah.
3:30 Benito Skinner? Whoa, holy shit.
3:31 Mary Beth Barone? If you're wondering why our brains are the way that they are, it's nature versus nurture. And we were kind of fucked on both sides.
3:37 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
3:37 Mary Beth Barone? My brain works this way naturally, but then also the, the programming I was exposed to as a child, they didn't make kids cartoons that were like fun and cool. It was like, it was devastating and honestly aesthetically very scary.
3:49 Benito Skinner? I would say that it's crazy. Nickelodeon, parents were idiots. Disney, they were dead.
3:53 Mary Beth Barone? Totally.
3:54 Benito Skinner? So you could either have one or the other.
3:55 Mary Beth Barone? It's one or the other. It's pick your poison. It's A Real Monsters. No one talks about the show A Real Monsters, but I'm talking about it.
4:01 Benito Skinner? I didn't watch that one.
4:02 Mary Beth Barone? Very scary cartoon.
4:03 Benito Skinner? I didn't watch that one.
4:04 Mary Beth Barone? It was about monsters and they were fucking scary.
4:06 Benito Skinner? Do you know which one was like a little seedy?
4:08 Mary Beth Barone? Rocco's Modern Life.
4:09 Benito Skinner? CatDog.
4:10 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, yeah. I was not into CatDog.
4:12 Benito Skinner? See, I'm not a Cartoon Network girl.
4:14 Mary Beth Barone? No, no, no, no.
4:14 Benito Skinner? Didn't go near it.
4:15 Mary Beth Barone? CatDog was Nickelodeon. And same with Rock was Modern Life.
4:18 Benito Skinner? Maybe I'm thinking of Courage the Cowardly Dog.
4:19 Mary Beth Barone? And Ren and Stimpy. Courage the Cowardly Dog was definitely Cartoon Network, as well as the Animaniacs, which I did like. But yeah, Ren and Stimpy was kind of scary too, and Pinky and the Brain. I mean, they just had a lot of really like heady concepts.
4:30 Benito Skinner? I'm a Nickelodeon girl. And then Disney, when I wanted to be a little like whimsy, but I would say I'm just Nickelodeon at my core. It's like I was SpongeBob. Sorry.
4:38 Mary Beth Barone? And I'm Disney.
4:39 Benito Skinner? We'll get into.
4:39 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah, but those two things can come together in a really beautiful way.
4:42 Benito Skinner? Of course.
4:43 Mary Beth Barone? What outfit would you wear in your hometown? That's one of the questions we got, which is such a good question.
4:48 Benito Skinner? That is.
4:48 Mary Beth Barone? What outfit would you wear in your hometown?
4:52 Benito Skinner? That's just like, I've never been asked such a good question before.
4:55 Mary Beth Barone? Like this person needs to do red carpet interviews.
4:58 Benito Skinner? I agree.
4:58 Mary Beth Barone? Imagine being put on the spot to answer this without the ability to edit. And some of the questions really put me in that position. Someone asked like, what would be the theme song to a show about your life? And I was like, I don't know.
5:08 Benito Skinner? Oh, I said, they asked me that and they go, the Charlie song. And I was like, well, I don't know how I would do. Yeah. I'm like, what?
5:15 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, specifically, that almost would be easier for me because I thought of any song ever made.
5:20 Benito Skinner? Okay, yeah.
5:20 Mary Beth Barone? That's really scary.
5:21 Benito Skinner? Yeah. Well, I was like lucky, but then it's kind of like, well, I don't feel that way anymore.
5:25 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah.
5:25 Benito Skinner? But yeah, it's just like, it's just like some of the hardest things we've ever done have happened in the past month. But here's the thing, what would I wear? I lean baggy when I'm in Idaho because I'm home and I'm just comfortable.
5:36 Mary Beth Barone? Same.
5:37 Benito Skinner? Yeah, of course.
5:38 Mary Beth Barone? I went to the mall recently, as I put on my TikTok and Instagram to buy a push-up bra. Older sister. And I just wore baggy jeans, baggy sweatshirt and a baseball cap. And the Victoria's Secret was tragically closed. But they reached out and they're going to send me some bras.
5:52 Benito Skinner? I literally knew they had reached out. You know what I mean? There's a Skims bra that came out that has pierced nipples on it.
5:58 Mary Beth Barone? Not pierced.
5:59 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
6:00 Mary Beth Barone? Not pierced.
6:01 Benito Skinner? Pierced. I just saw an ad for it. No, it was real.
6:04 Mary Beth Barone? That's stolen valor. And as someone that had a nipple ring for several years, fuck y'all. You better go get your nipple pierced and almost passed out.
6:12 Benito Skinner? Who made you take it out?
6:14 Mary Beth Barone? Any drama.
6:15 Benito Skinner? I'm sorry, it didn't work with the char-
6:16 Mary Beth Barone? It didn't work with the character.
6:17 Benito Skinner? You knew that too.
6:18 Mary Beth Barone? Of course. I was anticipating taking out. I was so happy to take it out because it was-
6:22 Benito Skinner? Take that out and she's a lesbian.
6:23 Mary Beth Barone? It was, and those were the two things the character description said. She does not, it said nothing but, she does not have her nipple pierced, either one, and she is fully a lesbian. My hometown, yeah, I think if I was trying to go stunt at like a bar the night before Thanksgiving, I would wear something like skimpy and tight, even if it was cold.
6:39 Benito Skinner? Can I show you something?
6:40 Mary Beth Barone? Collarbone.
6:41 Benito Skinner? I give them that. I give them a little bit of the one-two punch, that Benny drama sauce. But yeah, and then also like my mom's shoes.
6:49 Mary Beth Barone? Mom's slip flops?
6:49 Benito Skinner? Yeah, my parents like kind of run a North Face store out of my house. So that's cool, just to like see all the new puffers.
6:55 Mary Beth Barone? You just have many different jackets.
6:56 Benito Skinner? I'm like up to a hundred puffers.
6:58 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah. Well, they don't know what their vibe's gonna be that day.
7:00 Benito Skinner? I'll be talking about mass consumption in a minute.
7:02 Mary Beth Barone? In a minute. So the same person asked these two questions in all caps. Can you guys please come to Cleveland?
7:08 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
7:08 Mary Beth Barone? And then what is your favorite Gregorian chant?
7:13 Benito Skinner? And dear media, clip that.
7:16 Mary Beth Barone? If we could put, if we could put baronies in a box, like
7:20 Benito Skinner? Good luck.
7:20 Mary Beth Barone? It's good luck, and we will, the smallest box in the world.
7:24 Benito Skinner? Duh.
7:25 Mary Beth Barone? I would say those questions, that really is like a perfect.
7:29 Benito Skinner? That's just exactly the kind of, the kind of brilliant brain rot we want. What were the questions again?
7:35 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, also someone DM me today and they're like, Adam's manager, and he was like, I love the pod. I love your guys' hive mind. It's so hilarious. And I go, that's such a nice way of putting it hive mind. We call it mental illness.
7:45 Benito Skinner? Yeah, so we are sick.
7:47 Mary Beth Barone? We're sick, twisted, and no one should be listening to this.
7:50 Benito Skinner? But we have hearts of gold.
7:51 Mary Beth Barone? We do.
7:52 Benito Skinner? Jackson told me that.
7:53 Mary Beth Barone? So the question was, can you guys please come to Cleveland? And the other one was, what is your favorite Gregorian chant?
7:58 Benito Skinner? So I was in Cleveland three years ago, and I can only go once every five years. So
8:02 Mary Beth Barone? So we're coming up.
8:03 Benito Skinner? Very soon. I'll see you there. I love it. It feels like the set of The Hunger Games, but the last one. When the town is empty.
8:09 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah.
8:09 Benito Skinner? Cause I was downtown and it was empty, but this was the middle of winter. But yeah.
8:13 Mary Beth Barone? I like Ohio, can I just say? And dear media, clip that.
8:16 Benito Skinner? Yeah, exactly. With your tea.
8:18 Mary Beth Barone? With while I'm drinking peppermint tea.
8:19 Benito Skinner? My grandpa's from Columbus, Ohio. I love Ohio, and I love the suburban areas of Cleveland. Downtown Cleveland, I wouldn't like live there, but I, yeah, I mean, I would love to visit Cleveland. Let's go check it out, girl.
8:31 Mary Beth Barone? What scene made you break the hardest?
8:32 Benito Skinner? Oh, wait, but what's your favorite Gregorian chant?
8:35 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, so I don't actually know what that means. Can I be honest?
8:38 Benito Skinner? And yet again, my brain goes immediately to the hunchback of Notre Dame. The Pajos, Pajos. That's how I'm taking Gregorian chant.
8:46 Mary Beth Barone? Okay. I would guess the one from Monty Python, but I wouldn't be able to.
8:49 Benito Skinner? Is Unholy not that?
8:51 Mary Beth Barone? We're not sure. Oh, and, and Wally in an interview calling that The Body Shop. Someone saying like, what, what song did you guys use to pump yourselves up? And she goes, Benny and I would always sing The Body Shop. And I go, what's that?
9:01 Benito Skinner? Well, you know that she only hung out with bi guys before she met me. I'm her first like true gay.
9:07 Benito Skinner? Very Claro. What do you have to say to the bi guys in Bushwick who love your music? I love it.
9:13 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah, Gregorian chant. Oh, let me think on that one.
9:15 Benito Skinner? Okay.
9:16 Mary Beth Barone? Favorite scene to film or the one that you broke the most?
9:19 Benito Skinner? Favorite scene to film? I think the scene with Wally in the Domino's parking lot, I really was like, oh, we found the show. I wrote this scene so long ago. She's perfect in it. I am having a really emotional reaction. And that was like 2 a.m. It was second week of shooting. I just felt like, oh, I think we're gonna make exactly what's in my head. And I was really, really happy. I also love shooting. The last shot we did was me drinking and doing the fish. And that was pretty feral. That was really fun. And I was with all my boys and that was fun. I love doing Rish at the door because to me that was so Y2K, like, what's going on? I had fresh sprayed.
10:02 Mary Beth Barone? It was quintessential.
10:03 Benito Skinner? It was so like the show, like that we're having fun. So that was fun. The one I broke the most in. I broke a lot in the me getting caught for saying I titty fucked Carmen.
10:14 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, yeah. Oh, my god.
10:15 Benito Skinner? Because Holmes, I didn't realize she was gonna go so hard. She was shaking and she's gonna have to.
10:20 Mary Beth Barone? Don't touch our mail.
10:21 Benito Skinner? I was like, I couldn't do that. And I also did not know she was on the other side of the door when I walked out. I'm filming you, the ultimate. I'm filming you.
10:30 Mary Beth Barone? I'm filming you.
10:31 Benito Skinner? And a virgin. That I screamed. But Matt and Bowen on the couch. And Matt, when he put his like tongue to the bottom of his chin.
10:38 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah.
10:39 Benito Skinner? And did the ah, I was very happy to get out of there.
10:42 Mary Beth Barone? It's coming to a roll.
10:43 Benito Skinner? There was, I was so lucky that that harness was cutting off my circulation. In a huge way. What about you?
10:49 Mary Beth Barone? I got asked this a few times in press and I definitely, I had fun every day on set. Like even the days that were hard or if I had like personal stuff going on, whatever, I just like, I had so much fun every day.
11:00 Benito Skinner? The only scene that was hard for me was the Halloween. I did feel like emotionally like, well, that was a like, I just felt.
11:05 Mary Beth Barone? We were in a really dusty warehouse and people don't know that there was a lot of dust in there.
11:08 Benito Skinner? Yeah, of course. Hey, easy to cry.
11:10 Mary Beth Barone? Allergens.
11:11 Benito Skinner? But yeah, I just felt like, damn, this is such a true coming of age moment for I think everyone, but I think for gay people. It's just like you just, you put all this weight in something and then it.
11:22 Mary Beth Barone? Disappoints.
11:23 Benito Skinner? Yeah, we are kind of getting into spoilers at this point. So if you haven't watched, like, come on, let her rip.
11:27 Mary Beth Barone? The scene where I broke the most was when Peter gets the keeper mask and the robe. Because I don't know, there's something in the air and every single setup we did, I was just cackling. And then, okay, another thing that I really didn't want to do was the finger guns. And you were like, no, you have to do it. And I was like, I really don't want to. And then I decided, all right, fine, if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna go so hard. And so I went.
11:52 Benito Skinner? Bonnie and Clyde, baby.
11:56 Mary Beth Barone? We could not stop breaking and that's why they cut away from me so quickly. And at one point, Desiree was like, guys, we have to move on. And she was like, we're just gonna have to move past this. And I go, no, we're getting it. And so we did one last take where we kept it together, but that was definitely the scene where I broke the most.
12:12 Benito Skinner? Very miracle. Again.
12:14 Mary Beth Barone? Again.
12:15 Benito Skinner? It's so funny. I wanted to plant this joke in the Halloween episode, but at that point, it was an emotional scene. But when you kiss Peter and walk in, I wanted someone around there to go, who are they? And one guy to go, I think they're Bonnie and Clyde. And then one person goes, that's gang. Yeah. It's just at that point, it was so like sad that we kind of had to stick to.
12:34 Mary Beth Barone? That's gang.
12:35 Benito Skinner? That's gang.
12:36 Mary Beth Barone? The dialogue, it just pours out of you.
12:38 Benito Skinner? I love it. I love it.
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18:07 Benito Skinner? I would say a Bjorn corn.
18:11 Mary Beth Barone? Totally.
18:12 Benito Skinner? Cause it's like yeasty.
18:13 Mary Beth Barone? But you can't have just one. You're going up and getting the body of Christ over and over. You need like a bucket.
18:18 Benito Skinner? Well, you don't think it would be a handful? They would have the bag and kind of shake, they go like this.
18:23 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah.
18:24 Benito Skinner? And she, right down the, so I think Bjorn corn, of course. And then I would say as far as the drink.
18:31 Mary Beth Barone? You're gonna do a sparkling water.
18:33 Benito Skinner? I'm gonna, but it's like, should it be a poppy randomly?
18:35 Mary Beth Barone? I don't know. Or like a mint lemonade.
18:38 Benito Skinner? Oh, stop. Okay, maybe it's a Spindrift. It's such a, wait, it's a blood orange Spindrift.
18:44 Mary Beth Barone? When we register a ride as a church, we're gonna have our own body and blood of.
18:48 Benito Skinner? Hey, I'm not paying taxes.
18:50 Mary Beth Barone? Mm-mm. Hell no.
18:52 Benito Skinner? Wait, what about you?
18:53 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, I kind of have no notes on that, to be honest.
18:55 Benito Skinner? It's the same.
18:56 Mary Beth Barone? It's like Bjorn corn would be so cool to eat at church, cause it's like, it's a little bit, you know, it's toward the end too. So you're just like, cool, we're almost done. It's like a way to show that we're just like about to wrap up. And then I think to have a little like sudsy little, you know, sparkling water, like, yeah, I'm so down.
19:10 Benito Skinner? Oh, one time my, my grandpa, Ed, he came to a mass for my eighth grade graduation and he's just like fully not Catholic. And he went up and did body and blood and he finished the blood. He just finished it. So that's my king and I miss him.
19:26 Mary Beth Barone? The throat guts.
19:27 Benito Skinner? That's not, no. The throat guts. No. Wait, I love this slouch on you. Sorry. That's just like, that's good clean merch, kids.
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19:37 Benito Skinner? That's gang.
19:37 Mary Beth Barone? Did you guys write the synopsis for each episode? Cause they're so ride coded.
19:41 Benito Skinner? Yeah. Yeah, we did. So we did. Yeah. And that was like a late in the, it was so funny. The showrunner, Scott King, asked me, he's like, they have them. Do you want to like zest it up? And so then I did a pass and then I was like, I think I know just the straight A student to finish this one up. But I love, some of it though, you can't make too many jokes. Like I had, oh my God, I was really, it started to be like, I was.
20:05 Mary Beth Barone? Doing a little type five in there.
20:06 Benito Skinner? I love to be a Carrie Bradshaw for a minute.
20:09 Mary Beth Barone? Who from Gossip Girl and or the OC would fit in at Yates? Final question.
20:13 Benito Skinner? So I do think Serena would come and be a dropout, of course. I think Flesh and Gold would love her immediate letter.
20:19 Mary Beth Barone? She would be their queen.
20:20 Benito Skinner? Yeah, but then Blair would come to campus and she would want one too. But then I think for some reason, someone there would like hate her for some reason.
20:26 Mary Beth Barone? With her.
20:26 Benito Skinner? They wouldn't fuck with her, but she'd make her own life. She'd make her own fun and she'd maybe be with us, the freaks.
20:33 Mary Beth Barone? I think she'd be with us, the freaks, the counterculture.
20:35 Benito Skinner? Yeah, who else? Well.
20:37 Mary Beth Barone? From the OC.
20:38 Benito Skinner? Definitely not Serena's gay brother.
20:41 Mary Beth Barone? No, there's only room for a couple of gay guys at this school.
20:44 Benito Skinner? Maybe three. And then, hmm, who else? Oh, Chuck Bass feels very Flesh and Flesh and Gold.
20:51 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah.
20:51 Benito Skinner? And I love that my girls know what I was doing with that name.
20:55 Mary Beth Barone? I know.
20:55 Benito Skinner? Took a second.
20:56 Mary Beth Barone? It took a second, but it was brought up in my group chat. And so I'm just glad that the girls got there. I would say from the OC. Flesh and.
21:04 Benito Skinner? Oh, fish.
21:06 Mary Beth Barone? From the OC, I would say anyone, really. Honestly, anyone.
21:11 Benito Skinner? All welcome.
21:12 Mary Beth Barone? I would take Sandy. Sandy Cohen coming to do a guest lecture.
21:14 Benito Skinner? Of course.
21:15 Mary Beth Barone? Hell, yeah.
21:16 Benito Skinner? Hey, and hello, reformed alcoholic.
21:19 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah.
21:19 Benito Skinner? Kirsten.
21:19 Mary Beth Barone? Kirsten.
21:20 Benito Skinner? Kiki. She come through.
21:22 Mary Beth Barone? She's coming to do Scared Straight with kids.
21:23 Benito Skinner? Don't.
21:24 Mary Beth Barone? What? She's saying, stop drinking.
21:26 Benito Skinner? Don't. Don't do that. Yeah, pretty much all of them. The ghost of Marissa.
21:31 Mary Beth Barone? Summer.
21:32 Benito Skinner? Summer, of course.
21:33 Mary Beth Barone? I just did Rachel Bilson's podcast. Can I just reveal something to you?
21:37 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
21:38 Mary Beth Barone? Rachel Bilson watched the scene where Marissa dies with Misha Barton.
21:42 Benito Skinner? I know, I watched.
21:42 Mary Beth Barone? And she had never seen it before.
21:44 Benito Skinner? Rachel had never seen that scene with her?
21:45 Mary Beth Barone? Misha had never seen the scene at all. She never watched it.
21:49 Benito Skinner? Oh, my God.
21:50 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah. So that's a little her story.
21:52 Benito Skinner? How was she?
21:54 Mary Beth Barone? Rachel Bilson, total doll.
21:55 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
21:56 Mary Beth Barone? Like, you would not believe. How fabulous and lovely and wonderful. And I felt like it just felt like hanging out with friends.
22:05 Benito Skinner? Well, of course, it's Summer Roberts.
22:06 Mary Beth Barone? It's Summer Roberts.
22:07 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
22:07 Mary Beth Barone? So, yeah.
22:08 Benito Skinner? She'll be at Yates real soon. I actually won't stop.
22:11 Mary Beth Barone? I think she would love that.
22:12 Benito Skinner? I think she has to.
22:13 Mary Beth Barone? I think she would love that.
22:14 Benito Skinner? Should she be someone's like sister or something?
22:16 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah, or godmother.
22:18 Benito Skinner? Peter's only child with really old parents, but I'll try to think about that.
22:21 Mary Beth Barone? Think about it.
22:21 Benito Skinner? Okay.
22:22 Mary Beth Barone? Should we get into what we ride for? Thank you for all of your thoughtful questions. And hey, if you have more questions and we happen to come across them and we feel like answering them, we will.
22:30 Benito Skinner? Of course, they weren't that show specific, which I love.
22:33 Mary Beth Barone? It was Ask Me Anything.
22:34 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
22:34 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah, someone did ask, and if you want to speak on this, you can. They said, what was it like kissing Lucas Gage?
22:39 Benito Skinner? Oh, great. He's the best. He had a little stubble, though, so it did make me raw.
22:43 Mary Beth Barone? I mean, a lot of people don't know that I kissed him first.
22:45 Benito Skinner? And that's so accurate. At a Halloween party, it's Paris Hilton. And there's video. He is just the loveliest man. And yes, that's cheating, of course. It was funny. So I got a DM this morning. I had posted something with Rish and they're like cheating. And then they came back later and we're like, hey, sorry. I meant that in the like podcast way. I'm not really, I'm not accusing you of this.
23:04 Mary Beth Barone? Thank God they clarified.
23:05 Benito Skinner? Thank you so much.
23:06 Mary Beth Barone? And thank you so much.
23:07 Benito Skinner? I mean, what a dream, what a king. We had so much fun with him. I loved all the bar stuff.
23:11 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah, that was a fun day.
23:12 Benito Skinner? If you watch, I don't know if it made it in the cut, but there's somewhere it's like you clock him.
23:17 Mary Beth Barone? Oh.
23:18 Benito Skinner? And you're looking at him and I don't know. There's some moments in it. Yeah. Or like clearly you two know each other, I think, which I like. That it's like, obviously you would know him if he was my best friend. So it was sweet.
23:29 Mary Beth Barone? And I'm wondering what happened there, but I'll find out.
23:32 Benito Skinner? You go, I gotta talk to this little bitch that had a lot to say about me in the press over here?
23:35 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah. Hey, Sammy, what's good?
23:38 Benito Skinner? Wait, oh, my God, I watched this fan edit of, well, honestly, I was speechless. When now we'll go to your voice, Carmen and Grace.
23:44 Mary Beth Barone? Thank God, I need to see that. You need to be sending me more of them.
23:47 Benito Skinner? I ship.
23:48 Mary Beth Barone? Let's get into what we ride for.
23:49 Benito Skinner? I ride for having one Lebooboo.
23:52 Mary Beth Barone? And I ride for letting people pay. Wait, where are we going?
23:56 Benito Skinner? Who cares? Ride.
23:59 Mary Beth Barone? I'm going first.
24:00 Benito Skinner? My Scorpio brain immediately went revenge.
24:02 Mary Beth Barone? Revenge. Not that. No. Here's what I'm talking about. And as you know, I'm a storyteller and I like to paint a picture. So here's what I'm going to say about this concept.
24:11 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
24:12 Mary Beth Barone? You're at a dinner. It's someone you haven't seen in a while.
24:15 Benito Skinner? Of course.
24:15 Mary Beth Barone? You're having a fabulous dinner. Hey, maybe you even get dinner drunk. What the hell? Who knows? Who the hell knows?
24:21 Benito Skinner? You had some sake.
24:22 Mary Beth Barone? You had some sake. Maybe you had a couple of Margs, like whatever it may be. And you get to the moment in the meal where the check is coming.
24:28 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
24:28 Mary Beth Barone? And the person that you're with takes out their wallet and they say, I got this. Don't worry about it. I want to pay. Let me pay. And all you have to do in that situation is say, thank you so much. Yes.
24:40 Benito Skinner? And hey, I got you on the next one.
24:42 Mary Beth Barone? Literally.
24:43 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
24:44 Mary Beth Barone? Don't put up a fight. Don't do the whole thing where you insist on splitting. Don't make it awkward. Don't fight for two minutes, 120 seconds of going back and forth. Just let the person pay.
24:53 Benito Skinner? I've given the card.
24:55 Mary Beth Barone? Just, it's over.
24:55 Benito Skinner? It's gone.
24:56 Mary Beth Barone? By the way, if that card hits the table, it's over. Just stop. Let it go.
24:59 Benito Skinner? You lost.
25:00 Mary Beth Barone? Let it go. I'm paying.
25:01 Benito Skinner? You're a cheap bitch.
25:02 Mary Beth Barone? And I'm not.
25:02 Benito Skinner? You're, hey, you're a cheap bitch.
25:04 Mary Beth Barone? Just, just accept it. I just think it's like, there's so much like back and forth over these things. And then maybe eventually you end up splitting it and it's like, does that make you feel better? Did that make you feel better that we split it?
25:15 Benito Skinner? No.
25:15 Mary Beth Barone? Cause I really wanted to pay. I wanted to do that for you.
25:17 Benito Skinner? Splitting feels childish and garish.
25:19 Mary Beth Barone? It's crass.
25:20 Benito Skinner? It's crass.
25:21 Mary Beth Barone? It's very crass. And I don't think it's appropriate for people.
25:24 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
25:25 Mary Beth Barone? At our age.
25:26 Benito Skinner? I don't think so either.
25:26 Mary Beth Barone? I think if the person wants to pay, you let them. And exactly. Next time you have a meal, clock it. Put in your records and you think, I'll pay on the next one. That's the most gracious thing you can do in that situation.
25:36 Benito Skinner? I agree.
25:37 Mary Beth Barone? Don't fight.
25:38 Benito Skinner? And I can't stress enough, I don't Venmo people. I don't Venmo charge people. I just, baby, don't do things like that. Do you understand?
25:44 Mary Beth Barone? But by that same thing too, don't offer to pay if you secretly want to split it. If you secretly want to split it, just, we'll split it.
25:51 Benito Skinner? Just go, let's split it. Exactly. Just be real. But you frequently date men who take me to dinner. Which says, I think it speaks volumes to you.
25:59 Mary Beth Barone? My character.
26:00 Benito Skinner? Of course, and your character as a woman on earth. But it takes my breath away because I think I'm such a people pleaser.
26:07 Mary Beth Barone? You are. You pay a lot.
26:08 Benito Skinner? I pay because I'm just like, I don't even want to, like, I can't deal with it. And any of the weirdness, I'm like, here you go, done. Like, the last thing I would want on earth is someone's like, and he didn't even fucking pay. Like, I don't know. I just, I don't know why that's in my head, but it is. But I, I love this. And I think when I want to pay, I want to pay. I don't know if this is true outside of the US, but we've made money so fucking weird and uncomfortable.
26:28 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, my god.
26:29 Benito Skinner? It's just all so, god, it's like, you can't ask someone salaries, you can't ask, it's like, there is no transparency on anything. So it's like, oh, I just, I, I hate it.
26:38 Mary Beth Barone? But if you offer to pay, I'm assuming that you can take on the financial burden of the meal.
26:43 Benito Skinner? Of course.
26:43 Mary Beth Barone? And that you're gonna do it with flair.
26:45 Benito Skinner? You want to take daddy to dinner, of course.
26:47 Mary Beth Barone? And it's okay. And I did want to mention that I was told as I was butt naked at Sugar and Bronze with a baroni spraying me down, which is, there's hardly a safer place for me than that in the world.
26:57 Benito Skinner? Hey, I love to show my girls hole.
26:58 Mary Beth Barone? The hole. I was informed that due to tariffs, they have to change their formulas. So if you think the tariffs aren't gonna affect you, you're dead fucking wrong.
27:05 Benito Skinner? They are. We'll see what your level three looks like next year, sis. Maybe next month. What are the undertones gonna be? I got a level four recently that was crazy.
27:16 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, the best level four I've gotten was the baroni, by the way. West Third location.
27:20 Benito Skinner? And hey, I believe that. Should we talk about when I got turned away at the door?
27:23 Mary Beth Barone? I knew this was gonna come up at some point, and I'm ready to talk about it if you are. But I don't want you to make this a New York, LA thing. It's not.
27:32 Benito Skinner? Sometimes it really be your own communities. It was one of those things, I was eight minutes late, I swear to god, you even know this. I was eight minutes late.
27:41 Mary Beth Barone? You called me before and after. You go, I just called them and they, I said I'm gonna be late and they said they don't know if they can.
27:47 Benito Skinner? No, they were like, they were kind of like, no. And I was like, but it's only eight minutes. I guess in LA, they're kind of like, if you're there within 15, like, we got you, girl.
27:55 Mary Beth Barone? For everything.
27:56 Benito Skinner? Yeah, of course. They're like.
27:57 Mary Beth Barone? But this was at 8pm on a weeknight.
27:58 Benito Skinner? They say, get that sock on your cock and let's spray you homo.
28:01 Mary Beth Barone? And let's fucking go.
28:01 Benito Skinner? And, yeah, it just was, it was one of those things, like, I had to walk in and out of a Sugar and Bronze the same color as when you came in. Like, it's just. I've, I've never held my head so low.
28:11 Mary Beth Barone? Low. Yeah. It was so. It was a big tail between your legs moment.
28:14 Benito Skinner? It was. I had to call you after.
28:15 Mary Beth Barone? And then you had to come back. So it was 8:00 PM on a weeknight. And this is just how booming the business of Sugar and Bronze is.
28:19 Benito Skinner? Before Seth Meyers.
28:20 Mary Beth Barone? And then you had to go back.
28:21 Benito Skinner? He couldn't meet me like that.
28:22 Mary Beth Barone? You had to go back at 10:00 PM.
28:23 Benito Skinner? He, Seth said.
28:24 Mary Beth Barone? They had to reschedule you.
28:24 Benito Skinner? Seth said, come as anything, but don't come as you are.
28:26 Mary Beth Barone? Do not. He said, come as you aren't.
28:28 Benito Skinner? Yes.
28:29 Mary Beth Barone? You better get a level four or we don't allow you in 30 Rock.
28:31 Benito Skinner? Sweetie. And Seth has a fabulous tan, so I was not about to be next to him.
28:35 Mary Beth Barone? No.
28:35 Benito Skinner? Like not at 100.
28:37 Mary Beth Barone? That would have been humiliating.
28:38 Benito Skinner? It would have been so, so it was really hard. I got turned away. I went back about three hours later.
28:41 Mary Beth Barone? Well, the funny thing is like Sugar and Bronze could kind of treat me however they want at this point because I won't go anywhere else. So I had a membership snafu and I had to go in there guns blazing, but I was very respectful and I, you know, as, as everyone knows, I used to work in customer service. So I always come in knowing that it's not that manager's policy. But I was like, you have to extend these expiration dates.
28:59 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
29:00 Mary Beth Barone? And they did, and that was fabulous. And thank you so much. But even if they hadn't, like, I can't go anywhere else. I need the consistency. And so I just, yeah, it all really comes back to tariffs and, and letting people pay. When the tariffs are in effect, let people pay because you don't know when that next paycheck's coming.
29:14 Benito Skinner? No.
29:14 Mary Beth Barone? It's all going towards the steel industry or something. We don't know. And dear media, clip that.
29:20 Benito Skinner? Don't clip that. Yeah.
29:22 Mary Beth Barone? We're not sure.
29:23 Benito Skinner? Yeah, we aren't sure.
29:25 Mary Beth Barone? There's no way of knowing.
29:25 Benito Skinner? But I do, on Amazon, it says it next to it. And I'm like, damn. And say that.
29:29 Mary Beth Barone? You say, no, please.
29:31 Benito Skinner? Stating the obvious.
29:31 Mary Beth Barone? Finally, some financial transparency.
29:34 Benito Skinner? Exactly. I'm like, let's talk, hey, let's talk about it. But yeah, I love this. It can just feel really good that like, you know, you have these relationships with people where you feel comfortable like treating them and, and allow people the, you know, sometimes like my love language is gift giving. So I'm just like, I like it. I don't know. Just let me do it and don't.
29:50 Mary Beth Barone? It's along the same lines of let glam happen. Just let people pay.
29:54 Benito Skinner? Exactly. And they're the exact same.
29:56 Mary Beth Barone? They are. That little moment of like discord in the meal, it just doesn't need to happen.
30:00 Benito Skinner? I agree.
30:01 Mary Beth Barone? I was playing Mafia last night for the first time. I was taught the rules by two straight men. Three in the room, two straight men teaching three in the room.
30:07 Benito Skinner? Who are you with?
30:08 Mary Beth Barone? I don't even want to talk about it. But guess what gave me away? Because everyone has their heads down. And what, what am I doing with my hand? Raising it and what, it's the distinct sound of a Tiffany check. So.
30:20 Benito Skinner? They all knew that. Everyone at once said Tiffany check.
30:23 Mary Beth Barone? And I said, fuck me.
30:25 Benito Skinner? Oh, God.
30:26 Mary Beth Barone? Fuck my fucking, fuck my fucking life with a huge horse cock.
30:30 Benito Skinner? That family, oh my God, that was an acting masterclass. That family who looks at her.
30:34 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah.
30:35 Benito Skinner? Fuck my huge, no, fuck my fucking.
30:38 Mary Beth Barone? Fuck my fucking life with a huge horse cock. Thank you, Kaia.
30:41 Benito Skinner? That's just great writing.
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33:06 Mary Beth Barone? I have, I think, seven pairs of Crap Eyewear because they did send us a few pairs. They have a fabulous selection. The sunglasses are such high quality and they go with every outfit. Truly, I have some basic ones that are like black and then I have more fun ones. Like I have a red pair with rhinestones, which like you might not think of me when you see a pair of red rhinestone sunglasses, but like I can still surprise you after all these years. They make the best-priced premium sunglasses on the market. They are handcrafted bio-acetate. In parentheses, it says biodegradable. Frames with optical-grade lenses, CR39, lenses with 100% UVA/UVB protection. And that's actually really important because if they don't have that, then like what are they really even doing? Certified carbon-neutral business and independently owned.
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34:10 Benito Skinner? Should we get into my ride?
34:10 Mary Beth Barone? Let's get into your ride because I have no idea what these are.
34:14 Benito Skinner? Can you look up the history really quick?
34:15 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, sure. Let me just get a quick history.
34:17 Benito Skinner? Yeah. Can you look up the entire background of Labubus?
34:21 Mary Beth Barone? When did you first become aware of Labubu? Because that's something only you know.
34:24 Benito Skinner? So I first became aware of Labubus about a month ago. And I was watching people have 30 of them attach their bags. And you know, I love keychains. I've always been addicted to flair. I love pins. My laptop is covered in stickers. I just think it's a cool way to express yourself.
34:39 Mary Beth Barone? And I completely agree. It's similar to Mom's flip flops, I would say.
34:43 Benito Skinner? On my little Dior bag, I have like this little football player keychain. And it's just like, it's just cool. Like to me, that's, to me, it's like, well, that's Benny's bag. You know what I mean? It's like getting to do that.
34:53 Mary Beth Barone? It's not someone else's bag. It's Benny's bag.
34:54 Benito Skinner? Anytime adults can go back to childhood whimsy and just get excited for a toy. Like, that's just fun.
35:00 Mary Beth Barone? You're not ready for the Labubu Wikipedia.
35:02 Benito Skinner? I do believe it comes from where the wild things are, if I'm correct.
35:06 Mary Beth Barone? Labubu is a character designed by Kasing Lung, a Hong Kong born artist raised in the Netherlands. It's part of Lung's story series, The Monsters, which was influenced by Nordic folklore. My people are Nordic. And mythology that he enjoyed during his childhood. But you're not ready for this. Labubus, this is written, this is in, this is the sacred text. Labubus are described as having a playful, yet slightly fierce look. If that ain't Benny fucking drama.
35:29 Benito Skinner? I swear to God. So this is one of those things where you see yourself reflected in media.
35:35 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah.
35:35 Benito Skinner? I look at Labubu dolls and I've never seen my face more clearly. They look exactly like me. Tell me they don't.
35:42 Mary Beth Barone? They do.
35:42 Benito Skinner? I'm sorry. Terry was even like, it looks like you. Like, I'm sorry. It's just like, I am a Labubu doll. So I just think it's so fun. They sell them at Popmart, which I believe originated in Hong Kong. Can you tell me that? That's the only other like fact we'll do.
35:57 Mary Beth Barone? That, oh, yes. Marketed by Popmart.
35:59 Benito Skinner? Yes.
35:59 Mary Beth Barone? Very good.
36:00 Benito Skinner? Yeah. Popmart in.
36:01 Mary Beth Barone? See, how do you know more than you think?
36:02 Benito Skinner? There's one in Glendale. Oh, yeah. But these things have been selling out because they have these things called blind boxes.
36:07 Mary Beth Barone? Right.
36:07 Benito Skinner? Which obviously I'm familiar with because of my love of Disney adults.
36:10 Mary Beth Barone? And something you might not know is that they gained widespread attention in 2024 after Blackpink's Lisa was spotted with it, both as a plush toy and as a keychain on her bag.
36:19 Benito Skinner? And Rihanna had one on her bag as well.
36:22 Mary Beth Barone? Well, I mean, might as well be a bullseye.
36:23 Benito Skinner? So, I mean, fashion darlings.
36:25 Mary Beth Barone? These things can't stay on the shelves.
36:26 Benito Skinner? True fashion darlings. Well, they can't. So I just kept seeing them and I'm like, well, so that's me. And I need one. And this is where I get to this. So I fear we are consuming too much. And something about watching a grown adult have 30, I think, is a little stressful to me. Do whatever you want, as long as it's not hurting anyone.
36:48 Mary Beth Barone? But it might be hurting the planet.
36:49 Benito Skinner? It might be hurting the planet a little bit, but I say this, and then I live in a glass house.
36:54 Mary Beth Barone? I know.
36:54 Benito Skinner? Because I, of course, told the entire cast of overcompensating, hey, I'm like so excited for premiere day. You have until the end of the day to get me a Labubu. I can't find one. Like, can someone get me a Labubu? Courtney and Moore gets me what is technically my first Labubu, because he got it before the other one I found, which I'll talk about in a second. So this is the Labubu series. It's Blind Box, which it's so fun, because you can be like, I really want that one. And if you don't get it, it's like, well, this is the one that was meant for me.
37:20 Mary Beth Barone? Blind Box is genius marketing.
37:22 Benito Skinner? I mean.
37:22 Mary Beth Barone? It's just good for business.
37:23 Benito Skinner? Well, of course.
37:24 Mary Beth Barone? We're gonna do Blind Box Right merch.
37:26 Benito Skinner? Yeah, I mean, the fat cats came up with this.
37:28 Mary Beth Barone? Totally.
37:28 Benito Skinner? So, okay, here's, here's what we have. Camera, dear media.
37:33 Mary Beth Barone? And for those that can't see, watch it on YouTube.
37:35 Benito Skinner? Okay, so here we go. I think I know which one I want. Which one do you think I want?
37:41 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, that's tough. I'm gonna say this one. And this is just a shot in the dark.
37:45 Benito Skinner? Exactly the one I wanted.
37:46 Mary Beth Barone? No way! Well, it's wearing blush.
37:48 Benito Skinner? Yes, he has blush on, and that one looks the most like me, I'd say.
37:51 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah.
37:52 Benito Skinner? And he has platinum hair. Oh, fuck, I feel the rush.
37:55 Mary Beth Barone? Ah, feel the rush.
37:57 Benito Skinner? This is what Troy was talking about. It has nothing to do with gay sex.
37:59 Mary Beth Barone? It was about opening a Labubu.
38:02 Benito Skinner? Oh.
38:05 Mary Beth Barone? Stop, I'm starting to sweat now.
38:08 Benito Skinner? Ah, this is so. Well, I will say, the background is, I found two at a resale place, so I did pay, you know, top dollar for two of them. Terry couldn't have given a fuck less, but I did know exactly the ones we'd get. So I have the kind of furry one keychain, and I said, I bet I get toffee, because that one's so me. And I said, Terry, you're gonna get the blue one? There's like a light blue one. I wonder if it's called, it's like sea salt or something. And he got that.
38:32 Mary Beth Barone? Hope you're right.
38:34 Benito Skinner? Oh, I didn't get that one, but look!
38:36 Mary Beth Barone? Whoa.
38:37 Benito Skinner? Wait, is this the secret one?
38:38 Mary Beth Barone? Are you about to be a millionaire?
38:40 Benito Skinner? Oh, oh my god, I got the secret one.
38:42 Mary Beth Barone? Whoa.
38:43 Benito Skinner? Court?
38:45 Mary Beth Barone? Court, you're on notice.
38:46 Benito Skinner? This is worth up to $4.
38:47 Mary Beth Barone? No.
38:48 Benito Skinner? This is, I just got the Princess Diana Beanie Baby.
38:52 Mary Beth Barone? Wow.
38:52 Benito Skinner? Holy shit. Wait, does this go on a phone?
38:55 Mary Beth Barone? Can I see?
38:56 Benito Skinner? Where does he sit?
38:58 Mary Beth Barone? Let me, let me touch it.
38:59 Benito Skinner? Look at him. That one specifically doesn't look like me. It kinda looks like you.
39:02 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah, that's very me. Well, we're gonna figure out how to place this. Oh, it's sticky. Yeah, I think it goes on the phone.
39:08 Benito Skinner? Yeah, so that's going on my phone later.
39:10 Mary Beth Barone? Wow, I love it. I love her.
39:12 Benito Skinner? Isn't that so fun? Okay, so I have a little one and then I have the keychains. But I just think it's a return to childhood whimsy.
39:18 Mary Beth Barone? Pokemon culture, Crazy Bones culture, Pogs culture.
39:21 Benito Skinner? McDonald's toys. And so I know what it's tickling in my brain, the blind box of it all. Like, I can't believe this thing has made me happy. It really, it really do be the smallest things.
39:31 Mary Beth Barone? I know. And it's not what you would ever expect. To get a text from you saying, "I need a Labubu doll" was totally, I mean, you can still surprise me after all these years.
39:38 Benito Skinner? Adam goes, "Oh, yeah."
39:39 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah.
39:40 Benito Skinner? And then Court goes, "Oh, yeah, I want one."
39:42 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah.
39:42 Benito Skinner? So I knew that, like, I just, like, we, you know.
39:44 Mary Beth Barone? Tapped into something.
39:45 Benito Skinner? We've got the right cast.
39:46 Mary Beth Barone? I know.
39:47 Benito Skinner? And Wally goes, "What's that?"
39:48 Mary Beth Barone? Right.
39:48 Benito Skinner? And exactly, I'm like, everyone was who they are.
39:50 Mary Beth Barone? And Rich didn't respond, because he had a sty.
39:52 Benito Skinner? Yes, he did. Wow, poor guy. It's really...
39:55 Mary Beth Barone? Sty culture. We talked about on Jake Shane's podcast, the sty community needs to pipe the F down.
40:01 Benito Skinner? The last three, I'm telling you, it won't stop until it gets us all. It's like a horror movie in a way.
40:06 Mary Beth Barone? It's coming for me in a lot of ways.
40:07 Benito Skinner? I swear to God. "You've seen the Babadook?" Sorry, I just...
40:10 Mary Beth Barone? I love that you know Babadook. Yes, Rich, the international sensation.
40:14 Benito Skinner? Commercially successful.
40:15 Mary Beth Barone? The absolute blockbuster horror movie.
40:17 Benito Skinner? Okay, well, this is, this is my Labubu. I'm a [BLEEP]. I just, okay, so now I have two, but here's my thing. I think just get one. I think they keep selling out everywhere. I watched a mom open six in front of her kid, and they were all for her, and yeah.
40:29 Mary Beth Barone? Okay.
40:29 Benito Skinner? So I don't, I just wanted to say that. You don't have to amplify, say, "I just wanted to tell you that."
40:34 Mary Beth Barone? Totally.
40:34 Benito Skinner? But yeah, and I love watching people open them. It's a lot like pin trading at Disneyland. I'm really tapped into this. I don't know, something about, like, when you're making a TV show, you need the things you watch to be so absolutely different than all of it. But I do think that this feels like a Haley thing to me, immediately, like, 50 keychains.
40:53 Mary Beth Barone? Second semester, she's gotten 50 for Christmas. She got every single one.
40:57 Benito Skinner? She's on the resale market.
40:58 Mary Beth Barone? She made her mom buy 1,000 of them, so she can get every single one.
41:01 Benito Skinner? Yeah.
41:02 Mary Beth Barone? You know what you are, Benny?
41:03 Benito Skinner? Hmm, a [BLEEP].
41:04 Mary Beth Barone? Your words, not mine. Babe, you're my ride or die.
41:08 Benito Skinner? Ride or die.
41:10 Mary Beth Barone? I ride for getting one LaBubu. I think it speaks to, yes, the conspicuous consumption to just have one. You now have three, which I think is interesting that you're riding for having one and you now have three.
41:20 Benito Skinner? Terry has the other one.
41:21 Mary Beth Barone? Sure.
41:21 Benito Skinner? That was a gift.
41:22 Mary Beth Barone? In the home, though.
41:23 Benito Skinner? He let me pay for his LaBubu.
41:24 Mary Beth Barone? In the home. I think it's these little joys and that is really what ride is all about. And like, yeah, you're not hurting anyone and you have a cool new phone accessory. Also, I think little tiny things that are cute. Bring that back.
41:37 Benito Skinner? I agree.
41:37 Mary Beth Barone? I think we've strayed too far from that culture and that's why we're in the situation that we're in.
41:41 Benito Skinner? Things are too big. I agree.
41:42 Mary Beth Barone? They're way too big and they're not cute.
41:44 Benito Skinner? No, no, no, no. I need like little cutie, like little.
41:47 Mary Beth Barone? Little tiny, little cutie things.
41:48 Benito Skinner? Little keychains. I will say my LaBubu is kind of big. I had him on my backpack and he was kind of getting in my way during TSA, so I did take him off that. I don't know where I'll put him. Court said maybe on your belt loop and I'm like, that feels kind of like a big statement.
41:59 Mary Beth Barone? No, I need to see that on you.
42:00 Benito Skinner? But I'm kind of fucking down.
42:01 Mary Beth Barone? I am fortunate to see you at a panel wearing that.
42:04 Benito Skinner? I think I will, like have one at a panel.
42:06 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah.
42:06 Benito Skinner? I hope. I can only hope.
42:08 Mary Beth Barone? You can only hope.
42:08 Benito Skinner? But that really means so much. LaBubus would love to have you. I do think you could also be their queen, but steampunk is still waiting.
42:15 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, can I just say that all the comments on TikTok that say Tim Burton created you couldn't mean more to me? Couldn't mean more.
42:21 Benito Skinner? Well, you know, my favorite joke, credit title man, that he's, if you died, he'd come to your funeral and go, "This the bitch I was talking about."
42:29 Mary Beth Barone? And he'll be jacking off.
42:30 Benito Skinner? Of course.
42:31 Mary Beth Barone? And Tim Burton, if you're listening, we love your work.
42:33 Benito Skinner? We are such stans. We are such Beetlejuice Beetlejuice heads. He is like one of my heroes, I will say. I really ride for just letting Papa pay. And I think also I'm like learning in myself to let people pay and I'm like, it doesn't mean they're mad or they're going to hold this over me for the rest of my life.
42:49 Mary Beth Barone? And that says a lot that you even, that that would cross your mind.
42:52 Benito Skinner? It probably speaks to like some real deep trauma within my body, which we'll all unpack in season three.
42:57 Mary Beth Barone? Love being transactional. I'm just going to put that out there.
43:02 Benito Skinner? Well, this has been an amazing show. We would love to watch you open your LaBoobos, but also if you don't want to get one, don't get one.
43:08 Mary Beth Barone? Right, and you can just watch other people open them, and it sounds like that's just as gratifying.
43:11 Benito Skinner? It's so fabulous. Just like a woman in her car with, obviously locked, because of the world we live in, just getting to have a drink and opening anything. I have never felt so good.
43:24 Mary Beth Barone? Observe, observe female joy. Can I just say, observe. And observe female joy when you offered to pay for a woman's meal.
43:33 Benito Skinner? Seeing the female joy of overcompensating is like one of the greatest gifts in my life. I'm serious. You couldn't put that in a blind box? I know some of you fuckers would try. We have to stop consuming so much. It's really scary, and if I'm saying that, that means a lot.
43:47 Mary Beth Barone? Yeah, we have received.
43:48 Benito Skinner? Because I was raised on mall culture.
43:49 Mary Beth Barone? We're nearing the end.
43:51 Benito Skinner? That's about all, folks. Wow, how do we end this one, my princess? My princess of Sheba?
43:58 Mary Beth Barone? Of darkness?
43:59 Benito Skinner? Of darkness.
44:00 Mary Beth Barone? I will, all I'm gonna say is that if you are gonna consume anything, let it be Yates merch.
44:05 Benito Skinner? Sorry.
44:05 Mary Beth Barone? Let it be overcompensating merch. Let it be Slut Slayer merch.
44:07 Benito Skinner? That's as good as it gets. Thank you, 824. I mean, I really don't have much to say. No notes.
44:12 Mary Beth Barone? Every straight man in my life asking me, who designed Slut Slayer? Including members of my family. I go, that's a gay guy.
44:19 Benito Skinner? So, a gay guy came up with it, and a group of iconic, straight men ate it up for me.
44:25 Mary Beth Barone? They brought it to life.
44:26 Benito Skinner? It really, oh, I have the version that's gonna be in season two. I can't wait.
44:29 Mary Beth Barone? Oh, okay, no spoilers.
44:30 Benito Skinner? Slut Slayer, bleep it. Say Slut Slayer for me, Jackson.
44:34 Mary Beth Barone? That's a lot of sluts.
44:34 Benito Skinner? Slut Slayer. That's a little Easter egg for ya.
44:37 Mary Beth Barone? Dude.
44:38 Benito Skinner? Love is like a joke. One, two, three, now you three me. Say it. One, two, three.
44:45 Mary Beth Barone? Now you three me.
44:49 Benito Skinner? Oh, my exit.
44:50 Mary Beth Barone? Benny, babe, eyes on the road.
44:53 Mary Beth Barone? Benny, go!
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