826. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Chats with Obama at Jimmy Carter's Funeral, California Wildfires & United States Buying Greenland?

In today's episode, Andy and DJ discuss President-elect Donald Trump's conversation with former President Barack Obama at Jimmy Carter's funeral, the wildfires devastating Los Angeles County, and the United States' interest in acquiring Greenland.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:16Andy Frisella?

  What is up guys, it's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realist, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys. Today, we have Andy and DJ Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're gonna do, that's what CTI stands for, stands for Cruise the internet. That's where we put topics of this day up here on the screen. We speculate on what's true, what's not true and then we talk about how we the people have to solve these problems going on in the world. Now, throughout the week, we're gonna have shows within the show. Alright, we're gonna have Q and A F, that's where you could submit questions and we give you answers. Now, you can submit your questions a couple of different ways. The first way is, guys, email these questions in to [email protected].

• 0:57Andy Frisella?

  Or you go on YouTube on the Q and A F episodes, drop your question in the comments, we'll choose some from there as well. Sometimes we're gonna have real talk, that's just me giving you some real talk. And then we have 75 Hard Verses, we got a real good episode of 75 Hard Verses coming really soon that we recorded a few months ago. But 75 Hard Verses, that's where people who come on, who have completed the 75 Hard Program, who have used it to transform their life, come on the show, they talk about how they were before, how they are now and how they use the program to drastically improve their life. If you're unfamiliar with 75 Hard, it is the initial phase of the Live Hard Program, which is the world's most recognized mental transformation program in history and it's free.

• 1:40Andy Frisella?

  You can get it at episode 208 on the audio feed only, that's 208 on the audio feed only. There's also a book, the book is called The Book on Mental Toughness, you can get it at andyfrisella.com. The book goes through the whole Live Hard Program, plus a whole bunch of other content on mental toughness, why it's important, how to utilize it and how to use it to build your life. Again, andyfrisella.com, The Book on Mental Toughness. Now, one thing that you're gonna notice about this show is we don't run ads. We don't take money from people and then get yelled at about what we say, that's what we do here, okay? We keep it real. And in exchange, I ask very simply that you help support us. You support us by, you know, going in your local grocery store, getting yourself one of these amazing first form energy drinks.

• 2:26Andy Frisella?

  But mainly support us by sharing the show. Okay, we're constantly dealing with censorship. We're waiting for all the censorship to stop because it sure as fuck ain't stopped yet. So please help us share the show. All right. If it makes you think, if it makes you laugh, it gives you a new perspective. If you think it's worth hearing, do us a favor. Make a little story post.

• 2:49Andy Frisella?

  Don't be a hoe.

• 2:50Speaker 01

  Shut the show.

• 2:51Andy Frisella?

  All right. What's up, dude?

• 2:52Speaker 01

  What's going on, man?

• 2:53Andy Frisella?

  Nothing.

• 2:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:54Andy Frisella?

  So what do you?

• 2:55Speaker 01

  Oh, you know, lubricating the lips.

• 2:56Andy Frisella?

  Lubricating the lips? Man, that shit gets addicting. When we were up in Colorado, bro, I went through like two tubes of fucking, a fucking chapstick. I didn't use that shit here.

• 3:07Speaker 01

  It's different up there, man. It is different up there, bro. My beard was falling out.

• 3:12Andy Frisella?

  Your beard? Was falling out?

• 3:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:14Andy Frisella?

  Really?

• 3:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:15Andy Frisella?

  No, it wasn't.

• 3:16Speaker 01

  No, no, I legit, like I could comb and your shit was just going out.

• 3:19Andy Frisella?

  Really?

• 3:20Speaker 01

  Like it was.

• 3:20Andy Frisella?

  I was wondering where all those pews were coming from. Finding all over the house and shit.

• 3:25Speaker 01

  No, I gotta keep it.

• 3:26Andy Frisella?

  That was your beard hair, huh?

• 3:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, I gotta keep it oiled, you know?

• 3:28Andy Frisella?

  I've been using some beard balm for about the last six months.

• 3:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:32Andy Frisella?

  And I don't normally, I'm gonna have to find the name of it because it is, it's some, I can't remember the name off the top of my head. But fuck dude, it's good.

• 3:41Speaker 01

  Well, they named that shit like, like, you know, the people that drink those IPA beers.

• 3:44Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, for sure. It's definitely some hippie ass weirdo, you know? Fucking Colorado shit.

• 3:52Speaker 01

  Moose fat.

• 3:52Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, right. But I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, it's damn good.

• 3:57Speaker 01

  IPAs can be kinda good, dude.

• 3:59Andy Frisella?

  You know, dude, when we were up in Colorado, bro, I loved the beers.

• 4:02Speaker 01

  That mountain, uh.

• 4:03Andy Frisella?

  Mount Lager.

• 4:04Speaker 01

  Lager, yeah. That was good, you know, so it's like.

• 4:06Andy Frisella?

  Bro, we didn't even have a bad meal there. We have a bad meal, a bad drink. We have a bad day.

• 4:12Speaker 01

  Not a bad day.

• 4:13Andy Frisella?

  I'm, I'm thinking.

• 4:14Speaker 01

  The yard sale was pretty bad. My shoulder was kinda hurting.

• 4:16Andy Frisella?

  You're fine. Don't be a pussy.

• 4:18Speaker 01

  All right.

• 4:18Andy Frisella?

  We, I'm thinking of opening up a remote office up there in Vail, bro. I'm not kidding, bro. I'm fucking go up there.

• 4:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:25Andy Frisella?

  You guys are gonna come too. We're gonna record the show once a day and then we're gonna go ski and fucking snowboard and snowmobile. How's that sound? You guys in? No?

• 4:33Speaker 01

  I'm down.

• 4:34Andy Frisella?

  No, I could replace you all.

• 4:35Speaker 01

  I'm, no, I'm, I'm there.

• 4:37Andy Frisella?

  All right.

• 4:37Speaker 01

  Fuck these guys.

• 4:38Andy Frisella?

  And then we'll build a little first form gym, right? We'll get everybody little houses and for their families. It'd be fucking great, dude.

• 4:47Speaker 01

  Sick.

• 4:47Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. You in, Joe?

• 4:50Speaker 01

  All right. Joe, why you got your hood on?

• 4:52Andy Frisella?

  It's cold in here.

• 4:55Andy Frisella?

  He's got his black Air Force Ones on. You better be careful.

• 4:59Andy Frisella?

  Bro, I'm serious. Somewhere we are making a remote uh, studio. You guys tell us where it should be. I actually think they will be a terrible spot because no one's gonna fucking fly there.

• 5:10Speaker 01

  Well, you got bad reception.

• 5:11Andy Frisella?

  I know. I've been looking in Austin and Nashville.

• 5:14Speaker 01

  Austin and Nashville would be sick.

• 5:15Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Spend the winters down in Austin when it's like somewhat warm.

• 5:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:20Andy Frisella?

  Fucking get, get a, you know, go out on the fucking boat. You know what I'm saying?

• 5:25Speaker 01

  How close?

• 5:26Andy Frisella?

  They got Lake Austin there.

• 5:27Speaker 01

  Okay, I was.

• 5:27Andy Frisella?

  And then Lake Travis is some of the coolest lakes ever.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  No shit?

• 5:30Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 5:31Speaker 01

  Huh. Yeah, I like this one.

• 5:32Andy Frisella?

  But Austin is very, it's getting liberal and stuff.

• 5:35Speaker 01

  Is it?

• 5:36Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, but I think that shit's over.

• 5:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, myself. Yeah, we're, we're past that bump, you know?

• 5:40Andy Frisella?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 5:41Speaker 01

  What?

• 5:42Andy Frisella?

  I'm talking to them.

• 5:43Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're past that little bump.

• 5:46Andy Frisella?

  All right.

• 5:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, man.

• 5:47Andy Frisella?

  Anyway.

• 5:47Speaker 01

  Well, let's do it.

• 5:48Andy Frisella?

  Remote studio coming soon. No more winters in Missouri.

• 5:51Speaker 01

  Pick the location.

• 5:51Andy Frisella?

  If it's gonna be cold, we're gonna go skiing.

• 5:54Speaker 01

  Well, my only thing with the cold, bro, as long as it's doing something.

• 5:57Andy Frisella?

  Dude, I just don't like the gray.

• 5:59Speaker 01

  You know?

• 5:59Andy Frisella?

  I don't, I don't like, the cold does not bother me.

• 6:01Speaker 01

  But it was sunny in Colorado.

• 6:03Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. It was 20 fucking degrees. Everybody's outside chilling.

• 6:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was fine. Drinking their mountain moose fat.

• 6:10Andy Frisella?

  Bro, real talk. If I could stay in shape and feel good about myself and like wake up every day and drink beer outside on a cold patio like up in Colorado, that would be my life.

• 6:21Speaker 01

  It'd be pretty sweet.

• 6:21Andy Frisella?

  But I would be fat as fuck.

• 6:24Speaker 01

  It would be good.

• 6:25Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 6:26Speaker 01

  It'd be good, but not good.

• 6:27Andy Frisella?

  Oh, no.

• 6:27Speaker 01

  No, I get it. All right. Sweet, man. Well, let's get into it, guys. We've got a lot of stuff to cover. We're gonna go to China first before we even get to the stuff.

• 6:36Andy Frisella?

  We're going to China?

• 6:36Speaker 01

  We gotta go to China.

• 6:39Andy Frisella?

  We're not having a remote studio in China, bro.

• 6:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, not China. No, that would not be good.

• 6:43Andy Frisella?

  They fucking hate black people there.

• 6:45Speaker 01

  Bro, they do.

• 6:46Andy Frisella?

  They hate them. I think they hate them worse in Japan.

• 6:48Speaker 01

  Listen, I mean, like, I get it.

• 6:53Speaker 01

  I mean, no, not like that. Like, I mean, I understand. There's cultural differences, man.

• 6:57Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 6:57Speaker 01

  You know, I get it. But, uh, gotta go try. Dude, I just thought this was interesting. So this is like making like big headlines right now. This is what's happening at the moment. China is now reporting five cases of MPOX.

• 7:14Andy Frisella?

  Monkeypox?

• 7:15Speaker 01

  Monkeypox. Okay.

• 7:18Andy Frisella?

  Didn't they already try this?

• 7:19Speaker 01

  They tried. Well, but hold on.

• 7:22Speaker 01

  So this is like a brand new thing for China. China didn't have it. And now they got, they got five new cases. All right. Now, the articles they've been going around, they've been trying to downsize this, right? And, uh, China said on Thursday, uh, that it recorded five cases of a new MPOX strain, uh, but that the outbreak has been effectively handled. Okay? Now, how does MPOX spread, right? Cause the article tries to downplay it.

• 7:47Andy Frisella?

  Doesn't it spread through gay sex?

• 7:50Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 7:54Andy Frisella?

  Doesn't it? That's how you got it.

• 7:59Speaker 01

  It's real. Uh, World Health Organization, MPOX, public health advice for gay, bisexual and other men who have sex with men. It's a, like, it's common.

• 8:08Andy Frisella?

  Wait, wait, wait. Read this. Monkeypox, public health advice for gay, bisexual and other men who have sex with men. Those are gay men.

• 8:18Andy Frisella?

  You don't get to have sex with a man and not say you're gay.

• 8:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's true.

• 8:21Andy Frisella?

  That's fucking gay.

• 8:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean.

• 8:23Andy Frisella?

  You are.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  You, you are gay.

• 8:27Speaker 01

  But I'm not, I just thought this is, like, I could just picture, like, you know, the, the Chinese politicians and health doctors, right? They see the first case pop up.

• 8:35Andy Frisella?

  Dude, it wasn't me.

• 8:36Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 8:38Andy Frisella?

  Wasn't me. I don't know how I got it. Must be a new airborne version.

• 8:43Speaker 01

  And I love too, though, like, if you read the article, they, they, they say that, uh, the outbreak has been.

• 8:53Andy Frisella?

  Jumped from his butt to me.

• 8:55Speaker 01

  Right, yeah.

• 8:56Andy Frisella?

  You know, I fucking saw it, dude.

• 8:58Speaker 01

  But the outbreak has been effectively handled. I wonder how they killed those people, bro.

• 9:02Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, they did. They fucking chopped all their heads off.

• 9:07Andy Frisella?

  No more outbreak.

• 9:12Andy Frisella?

  Oh, fuck, dude. Why do they allow us to podcast?

• 9:15Speaker 01

  I don't know, man. I just, you know.

• 9:22Andy Frisella?

  I love the new era we're moving into.

• 9:25Speaker 01

  Hey, man, it's awesome. I'm just saying, man, like, you know, I just.

• 9:28Andy Frisella?

  Humor's becoming, wow. That's how, those guys got monkeypox.

• 9:31Speaker 01

  Definitely had monkeypox.

• 9:34Andy Frisella?

  Those guys got it. He's got it.

• 9:36Speaker 01

  Bro, it's just, I just love it. Like, you know, two.

• 9:38Andy Frisella?

  What'd you do? Google fucking Asian people, Asian gay people?

• 9:42Speaker 01

  You do not want to check my social history, okay? Putting these fucking shows together, it gets crazy. It gets weird.

• 9:50Andy Frisella?

  Oh, fuck, dude.

• 9:50Speaker 01

  Um, but man, I, I just thought that was hilarious. It's like Thursday morning, nine AM, five new strains. Thursday morning, nine, ten, it's been effectively handled. They fucking cleared it out. So, I don't know, I just thought that was interesting, man. Guys, uh, we got a lot of stuff to cover. Uh.

• 10:09Andy Frisella?

  That's the show. Monkeypox'll get you.

• 10:12Speaker 01

  It'll get you, man.

• 10:14Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man. Fuck, dude.

• 10:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, I got a lot of stuff to cover, man. But guys.

• 10:18Andy Frisella?

  I don't know how I got the monkeypox.

• 10:20Speaker 01

  Well, I don't know.

• 10:24Andy Frisella?

  Mr. DJ, you've got the clap. How'd you get it?

• 10:29Speaker 01

  I don't know. I have no idea.

• 10:32Andy Frisella?

  Fuck, dude.

• 10:33Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 10:34Andy Frisella?

  Alright.

• 10:35Speaker 01

  You have stood to defend me.

• 10:36Andy Frisella?

  I have to start the show.

• 10:38Speaker 01

  Hey, what do, uh, what do Chinese people do during an erection?

• 10:42Andy Frisella?

  I don't know.

• 10:43Speaker 01

  They vote.

• 10:44Andy Frisella?

  What?

• 10:49Andy Frisella?

  Today's the erection.

• 10:53Speaker 01

  Alright, that's enough. Sorry, guys. Listen, I love Chinese food. It's all good.

• 10:58Andy Frisella?

  Stir-fried fucking kitten.

• 11:02Andy Frisella?

  I love it too, bro. You like Chinese food, you motherfuckers? Who likes Chinese food in here? Alright, all of us. It's okay? What do you like better? You like, pretty much, like, down on the list? Baklava. You like, do you like Bosnian food? Is that your favorite?

• 11:17Speaker 02

  No, probably Italian.

• 11:18Andy Frisella?

  Hey, what was the thing? I got a question. Italian food, good Italian food is fucking hard to beat. What was the thing? Did you see Delilah's post on New Year's? The Bosnian food? It was like sandwiches and like all kinds of shit?

• 11:32Speaker 02

  No, I didn't see it.

• 11:33Andy Frisella?

  Is there like some sort of custom Bosnian thing that they do on New Year's with the food?

• 11:38Speaker 02

  No, it's probably just a celebration.

• 11:40Andy Frisella?

  Well, I know, but like, is it? Do they do just all hot dogs or what do they do?

• 11:46Andy Frisella?

  Or do they got a special sandwich? Or something?

• 11:49Speaker 01

  It's like the state sandwich.

• 11:51Andy Frisella?

  What's, what's the, what's the? If you were to say, yeah, like, what's the?

• 11:55Speaker 01

  National food of Bosnia.

• 11:56Andy Frisella?

  Bosnian type food?

• 11:58Speaker 02

  I would probably say like a doner.

• 12:02Andy Frisella?

  A who? A doner?

• 12:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:03Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, it's like a kebab.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, kebab.

• 12:04Speaker 01

  A doner?

• 12:05Andy Frisella?

  It's like a gyro.

• 12:07Speaker 01

  A gyro?

• 12:08Andy Frisella?

  It's like that.

• 12:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:09Andy Frisella?

  Like you go to Europe and they got like this.

• 12:11Speaker 01

  Oh, the big land, oh, fuck you, those are so good, bro. Bro, when they take the pita and they like soak up the fucking juices?

• 12:18Andy Frisella?

  Bro. And then they serve, and then they serve what's called frites with the?

• 12:22Speaker 01

  The fries, the potatoes?

• 12:23Andy Frisella?

  Double fried fries.

• 12:24Speaker 01

  Oh, bro.

• 12:25Andy Frisella?

  Bro, Belgium has the best french fries. No fucking question.

• 12:28Speaker 01

  Yeah?

• 12:28Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, and they serve them on the street, they're called frites, they're double fried french fries. They are the fucking best thing that you ever eat. And then you get a doner kebab with it? You're doing good.

• 12:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, alright.

• 12:38Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 12:38Speaker 01

  It's a good day.

• 12:39Andy Frisella?

  Is there a good restaurant here that has them?

• 12:41Speaker 02

  Berix.

• 12:42Andy Frisella?

  Where's that?

• 12:42Speaker 02

  Uh, it's?

• 12:43Andy Frisella?

  Vivo Mill?

• 12:44Speaker 02

  What's that? It's Limay and, uh?

• 12:46Speaker 01

  Of course, it's Limay.

• 12:47Speaker 02

  It's like Melville.

• 12:48Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 12:49Speaker 01

  Of course, Limay.

• 12:50Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Well? Good food's good food, bro.

• 12:53Speaker 01

  I mean, it is. It is.

• 12:54Andy Frisella?

  I was just curious.

• 12:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:55Andy Frisella?

  Alright.

• 12:56Speaker 01

  No, no, listen, we get cultural here, guys.

• 12:58Andy Frisella?

  What kind of food you guys eat?

• 13:01Speaker 01

  Bro, okay, no.

• 13:02Andy Frisella?

  Zishan, what do you guys got over here in India, bro?

• 13:05Speaker 01

  Can we go there real quick? I do have a serious cultural question.

• 13:08Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 13:08Speaker 01

  Alright, because I was watching this video the other day of this guy. Like, you know, India's famous for like the street vendors, right?

• 13:15Andy Frisella?

  I hate all they're famous for.

• 13:17Speaker 01

  Famous for a lot. Stopping fans with tongues. Um, but like this dude was making like this little street food. But it just looked like all spices that was going in there. Like it was just like a bunch of like sauces, like there was no.

• 13:30Andy Frisella?

  Bro, that's, that's, that's why they all shit in the street.

• 13:37Andy Frisella?

  It's all spices, bro. It's not that they don't have a place to shit, it's they can't hold it.

• 13:46Speaker 03

  You gotta go.

• 13:46Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, man. Fuck, it is what it is. Everybody gets it because the food's so spicy.

• 13:50Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 13:55Speaker 03

  All your Indian audience base is so angry right now.

• 13:58Andy Frisella?

  No, they're not. No, they are.

• 14:00Speaker 03

  They're like, yeah, that's right.

• 14:01Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Bro, here's one thing I know about the Indian audience base. They got senses of humor.

• 14:07Speaker 03

  Oh, that's right.

• 14:07Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Indians, you can make fun of Indians, they fucking love it.

• 14:11Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 14:11Andy Frisella?

  They make fun of you back too, though.

• 14:12Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 14:13Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 14:14Speaker 01

  And then steal your credit card information.

• 14:18Andy Frisella?

  Nah, man. No, they don't. That's Americans, bro.

• 14:24Andy Frisella?

  Indians are trustworthy people, bro. They're intelligent, trustworthy people. It doesn't matter if they shit in the street.

• 14:32Andy Frisella?

  With their hand.

• 14:35Andy Frisella?

  It's alright. You use toilet paper, don't you?

• 14:43Speaker 03

  Not saying that information.

• 14:44Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck.

• 14:47Speaker 01

  Crumple or fold.

• 14:54Speaker 03

  I'll make the world record for. I'll make the world record for folding the toilet paper.

• 14:59Andy Frisella?

  I know that motherfucker folds. He does it perfect. I guarantee it. Fucking origami.

• 15:05Speaker 01

  Wiping his ass with swans.

• 15:07Speaker 03

  That's how I started in the bathroom.

• 15:10Speaker 01

  Oh, nevermind. I was gonna say paper airplanes.

• 15:14Speaker 03

  That was my pass.

• 15:16Andy Frisella?

  He's not Arab, bro.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  Alright, man.

• 15:20Andy Frisella?

  Alright. Yeah, so we're cancelled. That's it.

• 15:24Speaker 03

  Now that we have all the racism out of the way, let's start the show.

• 15:27Andy Frisella?

  Yes.

• 15:28Speaker 01

  Oh, man. Guys, it's a hot one today.

• 15:32Speaker 01

  But, uh.

• 15:36Andy Frisella?

  Fuck dude. What the fuck are we doing?

• 15:42Andy Frisella?

  I used to talk about like how to make money.

• 15:45Speaker 01

  Like smart. Business decisions.

• 15:49Andy Frisella?

  We're talking about poop.

• 15:50Speaker 01

  And shitting in the street.

• 15:52Speaker 03

  I look at our range, gay Chinese people, they're shitting on the street in India.

• 15:56Andy Frisella?

  How to make billions of dollars.

• 15:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, right. Buy my course.

• 16:03Speaker 01

  Live like me, buy my nine hundred ninety seven dollars.

• 16:06Andy Frisella?

  Show you how to wipe your ass with origami.

• 16:12Andy Frisella?

  All right, let's do a show, otherwise everybody's gonna quit listening.

• 16:14Speaker 01

  Let's do it. Guys, you know how this works, man. If you want to see any of these articles, these pictures, links, videos, go to andyfacella.com. You guys can check them all, link there for you. With that being said, let's get to our first set of headlines. Headlines number one. So Jimmy Carter died.

• 16:33Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I saw that.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  Right, finally.

• 16:37Speaker 01

  I'll say it, finally.

• 16:38Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 16:39Speaker 01

  A hundred.

• 16:39Andy Frisella?

  I wouldn't want to live that out. Fuck, bro, did you see him? How would you want, like, bro, you, look, dude, this is something I don't understand about people.

• 16:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:47Andy Frisella?

  It's like, people make all these sacrifices to try and do like, like, have you ever seen that documentary on that dude? That spends all that shit trying to like, live longer?

• 16:56Speaker 01

  What's his name, Brandon, is it Brandon Johnson, something like that?

• 16:59Speaker 03

  He takes like a legit hundred and twenty pills in a day.

• 17:02Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, but he also does like. Like his whole day is consumed with it, right?

• 17:07Speaker 01

  His whole house is set up for it.

• 17:08Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, and that's fine. I get you're into it and whatever you're into, whatever makes you happy, I'm not gonna fucking dog you out on it. But here's the thing that I think about when I see that. It's like, bro.

• 17:20Andy Frisella?

  Why would you? Put in all this work? I mean, it's one thing to like, put in all this work and be healthy as long as you can, right? But then after, there's a point of like. Return, like you get to be like eighty and shit just gets fucked up. You know, maybe it's ninety. And then you spend like, like, you're, you're doing all this shit so you get extra twenty years of laying in a fucking, you know. Being in a decrepit breaking body?

• 17:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:47Andy Frisella?

  I don't, that's not for me.

• 17:48Speaker 01

  It's weird, man.

• 17:48Andy Frisella?

  It's not for me.

• 17:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:49Andy Frisella?

  Like, I don't, I don't, I wanna hit the sweet spot. I wanna have like the good forty years of fucking badass shit.

• 17:55Speaker 01

  And then.

• 17:56Andy Frisella?

  Maybe fifty.

• 17:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:57Andy Frisella?

  And then, you know, I just go away.

• 18:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:00Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 18:03Andy Frisella?

  I've had enough of everybody shit by then.

• 18:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, I don't, I don't, I don't.

• 18:07Andy Frisella?

  I do think, I do think that we are drastically, uh, limited in our lifespan, intentionally.

• 18:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:15Andy Frisella?

  By the powers that be in terms of, uh.

• 18:18Speaker 01

  Well, there's food and all of that other shit.

• 18:20Andy Frisella?

  Food, chemicals, airborne, fucking, uh, shit they put in the air. Like, I, I think, I think our true lifespan is much longer than what we've been told.

• 18:30Speaker 01

  Well, but here's another thing, though. I mean, with that being said, you know, with all the new advancements in technology and medicine and stuff, uh, there was this crazy fact I saw the other day that said, you know, the per, uh, the next human that will live to like a hundred and fifty has already been born.

• 18:45Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah.

• 18:46Speaker 01

  So, I mean, like, that's, you know what I'm saying? Like.

• 18:48Andy Frisella?

  Dude, we were talking about that with, uh, with, with Zoltan from Five Finger about how, like, right now, you just wanna stay as healthy as you can.

• 18:58Speaker 01

  Whereas.

• 18:58Andy Frisella?

  Because technology's increasing so fast right now that as long as you're healthy now for like the next ten years, you're gonna live for a lo- much longer time.

• 19:06Speaker 01

  Now, you might need a couple of hip replacements and knee replacements and, you know, some shit like that, but, I mean, it's definitely possible.

• 19:13Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Well, fuck, dude, I have my shoulder replaced. It's better than the other one.

• 19:16Speaker 01

  Is it?

• 19:16Andy Frisella?

  Fuck, yeah. No doubt.

• 19:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, but, uh, so, yeah, Jimmy Carter died and, uh, you know, that was, obviously, they just did a state funeral and a lot of people were there. Al Gore, uh, Obama, uh, but, I mean, pretty much a lot of people. Trudeau was even there. I mean, a lot of heads of state. That's a typical thing to do for, when the head of state passes away like that, whether they're in office or out of office. Um, the governor of North, North Dakota?

• 19:43Andy Frisella?

  Trudeau.

• 19:46Speaker 01

  Governor of New Canada.

• 19:47Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 19:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, uh, I mean, they were all there. Um, Biden, of course, was there. Uh, but I think, I think Biden may have thought it was his funeral because like, well, he was lost. He was lost for a minute and then, uh, in typical Joe Biden.

• 20:00Andy Frisella?

  Is that fucking slick Willie behind him there?

• 20:02Speaker 01

  Uh, that's like Willie. Yeah.

• 20:03Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. He's still a likable dude.

• 20:06Speaker 01

  It's hard to not like.

• 20:07Andy Frisella?

  I know, cause he's so slick.

• 20:08Speaker 01

  Cause he was just that dude.

• 20:09Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 20:10Speaker 01

  He was that dude. Like, I mean.

• 20:11Andy Frisella?

  I mean, he's definitely.

• 20:12Speaker 01

  Piece of shit.

• 20:12Andy Frisella?

  He's definitely a piece of shit.

• 20:14Speaker 01

  His wife sucks.

• 20:15Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. What the fuck, bro? He knows that more than anybody. Think what he's gotta deal with. He's gotta look at that little fucking twerp walking around her fucking house with her little emperor outfits on, probably barking orders and shit.

• 20:26Speaker 01

  Help him, help, he has to help her pick them out.

• 20:28Andy Frisella?

  Bro, there's no way. There's no way they have a functional relationship.

• 20:32Speaker 01

  No, there's not.

• 20:32Andy Frisella?

  There's no way. They, they, there's no way. There's no fucking way. She's an intolerable human and he's got mad game. You know what I'm saying? There's, it's no way.

• 20:41Speaker 01

  It's Mr. Still your girl.

• 20:42Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 20:43Speaker 01

  He's, uh, but yeah, and then typical Joe Biden fashion, uh, he fell asleep.

• 20:50Speaker 01

  Why do they keep bringing him out?

• 20:52Andy Frisella?

  Joe?

• 20:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, man. Like, at, at what point? All right. At what point? Like.

• 20:57Andy Frisella?

  I'm just glad we're not seeing KJP every fucking five minutes.

• 21:01Speaker 01

  That's true.

• 21:01Andy Frisella?

  Your stupid ass fucking face.

• 21:03Speaker 01

  That's, that's, I mean, her weird suits. She got some weird stuff too. But yeah, I mean, this dude went to sleep for, for legitimately five minutes.

• 21:11Andy Frisella?

  Really?

• 21:11Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, here's a quick video. We'll just go through it a little bit.

• 21:16Speaker 04

  That Jesus is talking about.

• 21:20Speaker 04

  In the time of Jesus, the yoke was a piece of wood used to link two animals together. And together they would share the load. So no one of them had all the work to do and all the pain to bear.

• 21:36Andy Frisella?

  Bro, come on, man.

• 21:38Speaker 04

  By using this image, Jesus invites us.

• 21:41Andy Frisella?

  All right, dude, dude, for real, we're just gonna, I'm just gonna call it how it is.

• 21:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:45Andy Frisella?

  All right. Nobody wants to be at a fucking funeral.

• 21:47Speaker 01

  Okay, that's fair.

• 21:48Andy Frisella?

  Okay. Nobody wants to be at anybody's fucking funeral.

• 21:50Speaker 01

  That's fair.

• 21:51Andy Frisella?

  And they all suck.

• 21:52Speaker 01

  That's fair.

• 21:52Andy Frisella?

  Okay. Sitting there for a full mass funeral is the worst fucking thing in the world. It's not like they're gonna wake the fuck up. It doesn't matter what the fuck we do. They're dead. They're in a fucking box.

• 22:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:02Andy Frisella?

  Let's have a party and get the fuck out of here.

• 22:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:05Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying? Like, everybody's waiting to leave.

• 22:07Speaker 01

  That's true.

• 22:08Andy Frisella?

  Like, I.

• 22:08Speaker 01

  Take a little nappy nap.

• 22:09Andy Frisella?

  Listen, I get it. I'm for real dude.

• 22:13Speaker 01

  Bro, I fell asleep.

• 22:14Andy Frisella?

  I don't go to weddings or funerals.

• 22:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:16Andy Frisella?

  Unless it's like.

• 22:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:18Andy Frisella?

  A real, like if it's a tragedy or something, or if it's like somebody that's really close. Other than that dude, I don't do it.

• 22:24Speaker 01

  No, I get it.

• 22:25Andy Frisella?

  I've been to enough.

• 22:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:26Andy Frisella?

  I've had enough.

• 22:27Speaker 01

  I get it. I get it. I fell asleep in church once when I was little. My grandma slapped the shit out of me.

• 22:33Andy Frisella?

  Yeah?

• 22:33Speaker 01

  Yeah. Couldn't do it.

• 22:35Andy Frisella?

  Now you just sit further away next time.

• 22:38Speaker 01

  But, but yeah, man, you know, he fell asleep. Now, while he was sleeping though, there was something interesting happening. You got Trump and Obama chatting it up. And, uh, it looked like it was a little bit more than just a chat. I don't know. Did you see the video? Did you watch? You able to see it? I mean, and like, it was weird, right? Let's just show the video first. Here's the video.

• 23:12Speaker 01

  You know, but here's the thing, like, I mean, it was weird, like, I don't know how they do it, right? Because like, you know, like just a couple of weeks ago or months, I guess at this point, but I mean, not long ago. Obama was up on the stage calling Trump literally Hitler.

• 23:26Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 23:27Speaker 01

  You know, and then like they're, they're sitting there so close. Uh, I, I, I don't know how. I don't know how you, I, I, I don't know how.

• 23:34Andy Frisella?

  What do you mean?

• 23:35Speaker 01

  Like, could you do that? Like, like, sit next to a person, chat it up with them, knowing that.

• 23:39Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, after you win, after you, after you're the winner, it doesn't fucking matter.

• 23:44Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 23:44Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying? Like, what am I gonna do? Waste my energy hating this person? The reality is he's probably gonna get in Trump in, in office and prosecute all these fucks.

• 23:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:52Andy Frisella?

  So what the fuck does he care?

• 23:54Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 23:54Andy Frisella?

  He's like, dude, I, listen dude. Trump in his book, there's a book he wrote. It's called Think Big and Kick Ass. Alright? There's a chapter, there's a section in there about revenge. That he, like, this guy is, like, dude, if you read any of his shit, if you studied him at all, he is huge on revenge. If people, his exact quote in the book was something like, you know, if someone fucks with you, you fuck with them 10 times harder. So if you think that he's not going to do whatever he needs to do, I, I don't believe that. Unless he's part of their cabal.

• 24:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:31Andy Frisella?

  Okay. Fucking Obama knows that he's in deep shit potentially. So he has an interest in being cool and laughing at this dude's jokes and be like, ah, Trump, it's all good, bro. You know what I'm saying? So.

• 24:48Speaker 01

  It's interesting. What do you, what do you think they were talking about?

• 24:51Andy Frisella?

  Hmm. I don't know. Probably how fucking stupid Hillary is.

• 24:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, I hate her too.

• 24:57Andy Frisella?

  God, dude, I'm just glad fucking Hillary never won. Fucking bitch. Like, I guarantee you that's what the fuck they're saying. And Obama's like, yeah, dog. Prosecute me all you want, but fuck her.

• 25:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, right. I can see him being like, Trump's like.

• 25:10Andy Frisella?

  I'll tell you what, Melania ain't fucking around. Look at her face.

• 25:12Speaker 01

  She's not.

• 25:13Andy Frisella?

  She's like, I'll fucking slit all your throats.

• 25:16Speaker 01

  What if he's saying, like, you know, you know, when I send you to prison, I'll let you still share the room with Michelle?

• 25:23Andy Frisella?

  Now, I think he's saying, uh, I saw a meme today. It was pretty funny. It said, uh, it said, hey, I, I searched, I searched the internet for Michelle's pregnancy photos and Obama saying, good luck.

• 25:38Speaker 01

  That's, I mean, listen, I don't know. Uh, but you know.

• 25:41Andy Frisella?

  They all, the rest of them all look scared.

• 25:44Speaker 01

  They do.

• 25:44Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 25:45Speaker 01

  They do. Like, like Mike Pence's wife, she didn't even want to shake hands.

• 25:47Andy Frisella?

  They look scared.

• 25:48Speaker 01

  They do. They did. Um, no, they had a, uh, you know, as the internet goes, all these people are fucking professionals and experts. Um, there was, uh, they, they tried to, uh, dissect what was being said between Trump and Obama. Um, cryptic conversation between Obama and Trump revealed as pair plan meeting after Jimmy Carter's funeral.

• 26:10Andy Frisella?

  So, no, he's, hey, let's get the fuck out of here, dude. Just like I was saying. Trump's saying, hey, let's get out here, get a Big Mac.

• 26:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, right, right. I got Diet Cokes waiting.

• 26:17Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 26:18Speaker 01

  Fuck, man, I love Diet Coke.

• 26:20Andy Frisella?

  I got, I got, I got a Big Mac, some Diet Cokes and a pack of Marlboros. You know Obama's a smoker.

• 26:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, he smokes Newport's.

• 26:27Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 26:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, Newport's of course. fitting

• 26:32Andy Frisella?

  I wouldn't have I I fucked up by saying Marlboro I don't know what I was thinking

• 26:36Speaker 01

  yeah that's that's uh

• 26:38Andy Frisella?

  you ever smoked in Newport?

• 26:39Speaker 01

  oh yeah yeah yeah

• 26:41Andy Frisella?

  me too

• 26:41Speaker 01

  I smoked a marble too

• 26:42Andy Frisella?

  yeah what's better

• 26:44Speaker 01

  uh well I felt safer with the marbles I felt they uh entered rage to steal shit on Newport

• 26:51Andy Frisella?

  me too is that what that was? I think I actually did steal some shit

• 26:57Speaker 01

  yeah I don't know but and uh in one art

• 27:00Andy Frisella?

  it's like you smoked a fucking like one of them you know those mints they put on your pillow

• 27:05Speaker 01

  it's heavy

• 27:06Andy Frisella?

  at the fucking hotel

• 27:07Speaker 01

  it's heavy

• 27:07Andy Frisella?

  like an Andys

• 27:08Speaker 01

  mhm

• 27:09Andy Frisella?

  you know it's like you just lit one of them on fire

• 27:11Speaker 01

  it's heavy it's a lot of menthol in those

• 27:14Andy Frisella?

  alright so what do they say?

• 27:15Speaker 01

  but uh yeah so in one interaction Trump leaned over towards uh Obama's ear and said quote this is skeptical here right this is a uh expert lip reader

• 27:26Andy Frisella?

  this is speculation right

• 27:28Speaker 01

  uh but they're they're alleging that he possibly could have said quote I've pulled out of that it's the conditions can you imagine that Obama laughed and Trump carried on saying after and after I will uh at another moment Obama said to Trump are you going back to the foyer after uh Trump responded called me at the foyer after yep the word foyer was unclear to the lip reader but it could have been uh they were arranging a later meeting in the foyer Obama also said to Trump quote uh can you just it should be good um then Trump uh responded quote I can't talk we have to find a quiet place sometimes this is a matter of importance and we need to do this outside so that we can deal with

• 28:12Speaker 01

  it certainly today Obama then nodded and both men said right and okay um so I I don't know it's interesting um again that's a expert allegedly expert lip reader um but I know who wasn't happy watching that happen come queen oh she was pissed

• 28:31Andy Frisella?

  was she?

• 28:31Speaker 01

  oh bro she was pissed so this is the same this is the same angle this is just zoomed out but this is Kamala uh watching this interaction check this out

• 28:49Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 28:56Speaker 01

  She is seething.

• 29:02Speaker 01

  You see that face?

• 29:04Andy Frisella?

  I mean, she always looks like that.

• 29:05Speaker 01

  That's true. She does have, she has a little bit of a, what do they call it?

• 29:08Andy Frisella?

  She's always got a scowl.

• 29:09Speaker 01

  Isn't it? RBF?

• 29:10Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, she does. Well, I would too if I was just embarrassed like that. Like, motherfucker, you had no chance of winning. Everybody hated you before you were even in the race, and then they faked your popularity and you still couldn't fucking do it.

• 29:24Speaker 01

  You still lost.

• 29:25Andy Frisella?

  Like, you still got your ass beat.

• 29:27Speaker 01

  A billion dollars.

• 29:28Andy Frisella?

  Yes. You are the worst candidate that's ever existed, and everybody there knows it, everybody here knows it, and everybody listening knows it. Okay? There was not a single person that actually believed that you were neck and neck with Trump the entire time. You spent a billion dollars, ended up twenty million dollars in debt, and you want to talk about how you're gonna be good for the fucking economy? Like, dude, you're a dumbass. Then, you were chosen. You weren't even voted in. You weren't voted in. You were chosen because you're supposedly a black woman, which you are not. And then-

• 30:06Speaker 01

  Cheese the spices.

• 30:07Andy Frisella?

  And then you come in, and you are a fucking shitty VP. You can't publicly speak. You can't do anything without a teleprompter. Everybody doesn't like you. And then you run for president because of the color of your skin. Like, fuck, dude. You lost in life. Nothing you've done in your life is because of the quality of the merit of how smart you are, or how good you are, or how effective you are. Could you imagine how empty that would feel? Imagine how empty that would feel. Like, you, you have risen to the top, quote unquote,

• 30:46Andy Frisella?

  almost to the very top, Vice President of the United States. And you literally didn't earn a single fucking bit of it.

• 30:56Andy Frisella?

  Think about that. She knows that. She knows that dude. She knows that.

• 31:01Speaker 01

  And then cheat and lie and try to steal it and you still lose.

• 31:04Andy Frisella?

  Yes. She's a fucking terrible worthless fucking human that shouldn't even be in that room. So she could scowl all she wants. You're lucky to even fucking be there. Everybody else out here has to work for their position in life, not suck dicks for it.

• 31:21Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, some, some suck dicks for it.

• 31:23Andy Frisella?

  Well, I'm just saying, real talk. Like, how would you feel if your entire life was based upon being chosen for other reasons than your skill or your ability to do something? You know what I'm saying?

• 31:38Speaker 01

  Your actual fucking abilities.

• 31:39Andy Frisella?

  Bro, she's a, she's got, dude, she's got darkness inside of her, bro. She'll never, it'll never change because dude, you can't change that. What's already happened? Like this is, what can she do from here? Can she go up from here?

• 31:56Speaker 01

  No, no.

• 31:57Andy Frisella?

  Okay, okay. So the pinnacle of her life is that, is that, and it was all based around the color of her skin and not the skill at which she earned or displayed or how effective she was. She's a fucking joke.

• 32:11Speaker 01

  She.

• 32:12Andy Frisella?

  Her whole life is a fucking joke.

• 32:14Speaker 01

  Well, what's even worse too, bro is like.

• 32:16Andy Frisella?

  She couldn't run, she couldn't run a company. She couldn't run my companies. She couldn't run a single one of them for a day.

• 32:22Speaker 01

  No, and what's, it makes it even worse too is like this, the, the, the way that society is moving into, to where like, you know, that type of mentality was even popular three years ago. Like, there's gonna be no place for it. Like no place.

• 32:35Andy Frisella?

  Not broke, because we're getting back to merit-based.

• 32:38Speaker 01

  There's no place for it. Achievement. She's like, she's gonna be homeless. Like, not like, I mean.

• 32:43Andy Frisella?

  Well, her brother-in-law is worth like billions of dollars.

• 32:46Speaker 01

  I'm just saying like in society, she will be homeless.

• 32:48Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, but dude, we're getting back to the things that matter. This is why we're launching the MFCO project again. So I could teach you all these young people what it takes to actually fucking win because it's gonna matter.

• 32:58Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 32:58Andy Frisella?

  Okay, it's not gonna matter anymore where you were born or what skin color you were, if you're a minority, what's gonna matter? Is if you fucking do the job. So we gotta prepare people to do the fucking job regardless of where they come from or what they look like.

• 33:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, 100% man. Um, so yeah, so funeral service went on without a hitch. Uh, there was some interesting stuff that was happening though.

• 33:19Andy Frisella?

  Why does Hillary Clinton's hair always look like that? It looks like, have you ever seen Spaceballs?

• 33:24Speaker 01

  No.

• 33:24Andy Frisella?

  You guys ever seen Spaceballs? Never? There's a fucking, the villain in, you know how, uh, in Spaceballs or in Star Wars? The villain is fucking who in Star Wars?

• 33:34Speaker 01

  I've no idea.

• 33:35Andy Frisella?

  Darth Vader.

• 33:36Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, Darth Vader.

• 33:36Andy Frisella?

  You don't know Darth Vader?

• 33:38Speaker 01

  Oh, he's black, so.

• 33:39Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 33:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 33:40Andy Frisella?

  He actually is black. It's James Earl Jones.

• 33:43Andy Frisella?

  The fucking villain.

• 33:44Speaker 01

  Why you left?

• 33:44Andy Frisella?

  Hold on. The villain in Spaceballs is called Lord Helmet. Google up Lord Helmet from Spaceballs. Throw it up there next to her.

• 33:55Andy Frisella?

  I know. That's what she looks like with her fucking helmet hair.

• 33:59Speaker 01

  Lord Helmet?

• 33:59Andy Frisella?

  Lord Helmet.

• 34:03Andy Frisella?

  That's her.

• 34:04Speaker 01

  Oh, wait, no, that's Dark Helmet. Wait, what's Dark Helmet from? Is this the same thing?

• 34:09Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 34:10Speaker 01

  Okay. Yeah. I could see it. She got a little Klaus in there, bro.

• 34:15Andy Frisella?

  We gotta throw it up there.

• 34:16Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 34:17Andy Frisella?

  So the people could see. Not everybody knows Spaceballs.

• 34:21Speaker 01

  That?

• 34:22Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Lord Helmet.

• 34:26Andy Frisella?

  Oh, they got Dark Helmet. That's his name?

• 34:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:29Andy Frisella?

  Anyway. Look at her hair, man. It looks just like that.

• 34:33Speaker 01

  It does. Fuck, man.

• 34:36Andy Frisella?

  Why do you think they make her hair look like that?

• 34:38Speaker 01

  I think they do it intentionally.

• 34:39Andy Frisella?

  To make, like, it makes her head look so huge.

• 34:42Speaker 01

  What, what, what you want today? Uh, give me a little elitism.

• 34:46Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 34:46Speaker 01

  For sure. I want, with the touch, it's a little uptight, tyrant.

• 34:50Andy Frisella?

  Look at all those fucking stuffy fucks.

• 34:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:53Andy Frisella?

  That'd be the last place I'd wanna be, is around any of them.

• 34:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, but it went on without a hitch. There was no big deals, no big, no big, big issues. But there was something weird that also happened outside of the funeral. I'm not sure if you guys saw this, but at his memorial, there was a suspect accused in Capitol Hill's security breach during Trump's visit when Trump was there. He's been identified as Adrian J. Hinton. U.S. Capitol Police have identified the man arrested Wednesday after allegedly trying to light a car on fire while President-elect Donald Trump was paying his respects to former President Jimmy Carter, who was lying in state at the Capitol Rotunda in DC.

• 35:38Speaker 01

  Now, he's a Virginia man named Adrian J. Hinton. He's 35. He's a suspect that police announced on Twitter Thursday morning. Now, apparently, he tried to put a flaming bag on top of a car at the Grant Memorial at 5:30 PM. The bag burned. It didn't light anything else. And they also caught him, and he had a bunch of stuff with him. He had a fucking machete and some switchblades. Just weird stuff, man. I don't know. I don't know. You got anything else on this, though?

• 36:10Andy Frisella?

  Sayonara.

• 36:13Andy Frisella?

  Like, fuck these people. Jimmy Carter is the worst president of the United States besides fucking Joe Biden.

• 36:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's unremarkable.

• 36:19Andy Frisella?

  Okay, they caused people to lose their fucking homes. They caused people to go bankrupt. They changed the course of people's lives in a negative way. I have zero sympathy for him fucking passing away. I'm not going to pretend like we lost some American hero. That motherfucker was responsible for more economic destruction than almost anybody except Joe Biden. Those people don't deserve to be celebrated. I don't give a fuck if they're president. I don't care if they were nice people. They weren't because they ruined motherfuckers' lives. That's how I feel about it.

• 36:48Speaker 01

  That's real, man. Guys, you jump in on this conversation.

• 36:51Andy Frisella?

  I don't think we should be celebrating any fucking person in this country that has harmed the people of this country in the interest of self. You know what I'm saying?

• 37:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro.

• 37:03Andy Frisella?

  Like, dude, I think Jimmy Carter should have been cremated, just thrown in a fucking paper bag and thrown in the river. That's what I think. And then you say, fucking peace out, bitch. You shouldn't have fucked around. That's what I think.

• 37:15Speaker 01

  I'm with it. I'm with it.

• 37:17Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I, I, I don't think that we should celebrate people just because they earned a position in life.

• 37:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:25Andy Frisella?

  We should celebrate them based upon how good they were at it. Were they great at it? Did they make the country better? President Grant made the country better. This motherfucker rode in on horseback during the Civil War and killed the motherfucking slave owners. His party, the radical Republicans, which is interesting because they were the ones that freed the fucking slaves. They rode in legitimately.

• 37:47Speaker 01

  Physically.

• 37:48Andy Frisella?

  Freed the fucking slaves, then he becomes president. What, what are we talking about that guy? You see what I'm saying?

• 37:54Speaker 01

  They want to tear his statue down.

• 37:55Andy Frisella?

  Right, exactly.

• 37:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:57Andy Frisella?

  Okay, so. I, I don't think we should celebrate people that don't do good things. And I think that if we only celebrated presidents that did good things, these motherfuckers, because they're so ego driven, they would do good things. Like if they knew that their president presidency was rated a fucking C or below, that they were going to be put in a paper bag and thrown in the river and laughed at, they'd fucking do a better job. Because that's what these people care about. They care about their fucking legacy. They care about their stupid picture in a fucking collage of other people. They care about their library. They care about that shit, bro. That's what they care about. So like, we should leverage what they care about against them to make them do a good job.

• 38:37Speaker 01

  Yep. You know, well, here's another thing too, that I saw this pop up. Um, I don't know if you've seen this or not, but, uh, apparently, and I didn't know this actually, but when, when a former president dies, there's 30 days of national mourning that happens where all flags are like lowered to half staff. Right? Um, and because of when he died, the inauguration is encompassing that 30 days, right? Now, I was seeing some stuff online, you know, people try to, obviously conspiracy theorists, the real ones, hop on that shit and try to elevate it and make it crazy.

• 39:11Andy Frisella?

  Those people are getting on my fucking nerves.

• 39:13Speaker 01

  Well, my question is though, they're annoying.

• 39:16Andy Frisella?

  It's like, bro, like. Like when I agree with them, I like them.

• 39:21Speaker 01

  But then they just go too crazy.

• 39:22Andy Frisella?

  Nah, bro, it's not, not everything is a fucking conspiracy, just most things.

• 39:26Speaker 01

  Most things, yeah, yeah. But it did make me think though, like it did make me think because like, listen, like, let's be real again, like, he should have been, you know, crossed the, the life line there, right? Months ago, probably years ago. It is interesting that like, the timing of it, like, I'm not saying anything about the flags, like, that's typical, right? But like, I mean.

• 39:48Andy Frisella?

  I mean, maybe, I don't.

• 39:49Speaker 01

  You see what I'm saying? Like, like, I mean.

• 39:51Andy Frisella?

  Bro, these people are disgusting.

• 39:53Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying. Like, so, I mean, if we know they're evil and fucked up, who's to say they didn't just like, crink his fucking oxygen line? You know what I'm saying? To make it happen to where.

• 40:02Andy Frisella?

  No shit.

• 40:02Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying?

• 40:03Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 40:03Speaker 01

  I'm just, listen.

• 40:04Andy Frisella?

  Bro, bro. Here's what I'm just saying. Imagine, imagine working your whole life and kissing ass and fucking working your chain up and doing all this shit to sit in the fucking room with those motherfuckers.

• 40:18Andy Frisella?

  I'd rather pull every single fucking fingernail and toenail off of me with a pair of pliers. And then every single tooth.

• 40:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:25Andy Frisella?

  For real.

• 40:26Speaker 01

  Fuck me.

• 40:26Andy Frisella?

  Than to sit in a room with these fucks, the only one I'd want to sit in there with is Trump.

• 40:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's true. I don't know, Slick Willie, I might, I might do five minutes with Slick.

• 40:34Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I, I think, I think Bill Clinton could come.

• 40:36Speaker 01

  But your wife can't come, bro.

• 40:37Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, Hillary can't come. Bill, Bill Clinton can come and drink beers.

• 40:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 40:43Andy Frisella?

  Okay? Smoke a couple weed, weed cigarettes, you know what I'm saying?

• 40:47Speaker 01

  The last time your wife.

• 40:48Andy Frisella?

  You won't hail.

• 40:49Speaker 01

  She tried to own the apartment and shit like, bro, she can't come this time.

• 40:52Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Right, I would, I, I hope he would bring her and I just fucking annihilate her the whole time, bro.

• 40:59Speaker 01

  Fuck me.

• 41:00Andy Frisella?

  The way she talks is just, ugh.

• 41:02Speaker 01

  Make her watch the fucking, what's that movie? Bro, what's that?

• 41:09Speaker 01

  Thirteen Hours? What's the movie I'm bringing up?

• 41:10Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah, Thirteen Hours.

• 41:12Speaker 01

  I'd make her watch that.

• 41:14Andy Frisella?

  Man, that idiot.

• 41:15Speaker 01

  Bill Bringer, Bringer, you got a great movie tonight.

• 41:17Andy Frisella?

  Fuck her.

• 41:18Speaker 01

  I watched thirteen hours.

• 41:19Andy Frisella?

  Dude, he hates her too.

• 41:20Speaker 01

  He has to, bro. He has to. He just, you know, passed the point of no return.

• 41:26Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 41:26Speaker 01

  And that's why it is. Yeah, my guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Uh, with that being said, let's go cruise some.

• 41:35Andy Frisella?

  Shit dude, we're only on the first topic.

• 41:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:38Andy Frisella?

  Holy shit.

• 41:38Speaker 01

  We gotta elongate this thing, right?

• 41:40Andy Frisella?

  Alright.

• 41:40Speaker 01

  Right?

• 41:41Andy Frisella?

  Put that up.

• 41:43Andy Frisella?

  Uh, let's, we're growers.

• 41:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's it.

• 41:45Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 41:46Speaker 01

  Uh, let's cruise some of these comments. This first comment comes from, uh, at Rigo Montes sixty-three twenty-four. He says, uh, Andy and DJ, when I saw this episode, I almost joined the LGBTQ plus community. Way too excited for two dudes.

• 42:07Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 42:09Andy Frisella?

  Congratulations.

• 42:12Andy Frisella?

  I mean, I appreciate the comment.

• 42:13Speaker 01

  No, we love it. It's good.

• 42:15Andy Frisella?

  It's a little gay.

• 42:20Speaker 01

  Oh shit, man. Alright, yeah. Next one comes from, uh, at Miss Gen G. Uh, she says, gotta go with Andy on this one. Grass stain New Balances all the way. I've lived next to a Marine Corps base and all the retirees and vets that come into my store wear them. They are straight up killers.

• 42:38Andy Frisella?

  They don't give a fuck.

• 42:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:39Andy Frisella?

  If you're gonna wear grass stain, see, here's the difference.

• 42:41Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 42:42Andy Frisella?

  People who wear all black fucking Air Force Ones, they're trying to look hard. People who fucking, people who wear grass stain New Balances are so far past that, they don't give a fuck.

• 42:54Speaker 01

  The khaki shorts too, right?

• 42:55Andy Frisella?

  They will kill you and barbecue you. And say it's chicken.

• 43:01Andy Frisella?

  What you got out there on the grill today, dad?

• 43:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:03Andy Frisella?

  Oh, this is gigantic chicken.

• 43:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Alright.

• 43:07Andy Frisella?

  Where did those shoes come from? I was trying out some new ones.

• 43:12Speaker 01

  I don't know, man. I think it's still up for debate, bro. I don't know.

• 43:15Andy Frisella?

  No debate.

• 43:16Speaker 01

  We'll see. Uh, this last one, uh, this last one comes from at Fapping Two Charts. Fapping Two Charts seventy-nine. For DJ talking shit about the Cowboys, uh, I'm going to give it back and say he'd suck a dick for a great first form energy in barbecue ribs or fried chicken. Love you DJ, but leave America's team alone, even if they haven't been good since the Emmitt Smith days.

• 43:45Speaker 01

  We dead boys.

• 43:46Andy Frisella?

  Alright.

• 43:49Speaker 01

  You got me, alright.

• 43:50Andy Frisella?

  I mean, I do happen to have. I do happen to have one of those grape energy drinks right here.

• 43:55Speaker 01

  Hey, man, it is what it is. Guys, we appreciate you for being real ass fans. Uh, thank you guys for liking and commenting. Make sure you guys.

• 44:02Andy Frisella?

  That was a little racist, that what he said.

• 44:04Speaker 01

  It was, ah, it was fine.

• 44:05Andy Frisella?

  A little racist.

• 44:05Speaker 01

  It was fine.

• 44:06Andy Frisella?

  Fried chicken?

• 44:07Speaker 01

  I mean, listen.

• 44:07Andy Frisella?

  I like fried chicken.

• 44:08Speaker 01

  You know how those homosexuals are, bro? They get hot quick, you know? They just start saying.

• 44:12Andy Frisella?

  They just go, they say some crazy ass shit. Yeah, that's right.

• 44:18Andy Frisella?

  They just let it rip, bro. That's that gay privilege they got.

• 44:22Speaker 01

  Piss them off.

• 44:23Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, they'll say whatever.

• 44:24Speaker 01

  It all comes out.

• 44:25Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, it don't matter, because they got the rainbows force field.

• 44:31Andy Frisella?

  Bro, can't penetrate it.

• 44:34Speaker 01

  The only thing you can't penetrate.

• 44:40Andy Frisella?

  Holy shit, man.

• 44:41Speaker 01

  Let's keep the cruise moving, guys. We got headline number two. Uh, let's go to Cali. Got to talk about it. Obviously, it's a big story going on. Uh, yeah, California wildfires, man. It's.

• 44:51Andy Frisella?

  It's fucking horrible.

• 44:52Speaker 01

  It's crazy.

• 44:52Andy Frisella?

  I was up, uh, last night watching it on TV for like four or five hours, dude.

• 44:57Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 44:58Andy Frisella?

  What was crazy was that new ones just kept popping up.

• 45:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, isn't that weird?

• 45:03Andy Frisella?

  Dude, listen, it is weird.

• 45:05Speaker 01

  It's weird.

• 45:05Andy Frisella?

  I get a weird, I, I didn't want to make a, a post about it or anything, but like, I am getting like super fucking weird, like.

• 45:14Speaker 01

  Well, I think there's some spiritual shit going on, bro.

• 45:16Andy Frisella?

  I don't know. It does sort of feel like that. It also feels like, I don't know, like, where's gonna be the evidence of all this Hollywood pedophilia now?

• 45:25Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 45:27Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 45:27Speaker 01

  Hmm, the rooms got burned with the cameras in them got burned.

• 45:31Andy Frisella?

  I'm just saying, like, these, these people are not against burning down an entire fucking city and doing.

• 45:39Andy Frisella?

  Well, insane damage to protect themselves.

• 45:41Speaker 01

  That's how cover ups happen all the fucking time. Like, all the time, bro. Like, it's always this big thing.

• 45:46Andy Frisella?

  Look, man, I hate to say that. Like, I know, because people are gonna get upset, because it's a tragedy and, and...

• 45:50Speaker 01

  But they don't, but that's the thing. They don't care about the extra excess loss or damage. They don't care. To achieve one small little goal, they will fucking burn it all down. Yeah. And people don't understand that, bro, but we do that shit to other countries on a daily. That's what people don't get. We do it. They just think, oh, it would never happen here. No, it absolutely does. Absolutely.

• 46:10Andy Frisella?

  I don't know what to think, but I know this. I know tons of people that live in LA. We used to have an office in LA. Um, we got a lot of friends in LA. And it's, it's heartbreaking to see, like, places that I've been and gone and spent real time at, just gone.

• 46:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:28Andy Frisella?

  It's fucking crazy.

• 46:29Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, I mean, even the last time we went out there, like, uh, because I saw one of the videos, it was like right on the...

• 46:34Andy Frisella?

  I mean, I know we joke a lot about it, right? Like, I fucking, I'm not a big fan.

• 46:39Speaker 01

  Talk shit on communism.

• 46:40Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, for sure, bro. But like, that, that's, this is terrible.

• 46:43Speaker 01

  No, it's, it's a fucked up loss. And like, I mean, people, real people are being affected. All innocent people are being affected.

• 46:48Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, bro. And, you know, people don't understand that, like, when you lose your house in a fire, bro, you lose all your memories, you lose your animals, you lose your, like, it's like getting your life erased. You lose your computer, you lose all your fucking photographs.

• 47:00Speaker 01

  Well, and there's some fucked up shit going on with the insurance and shit.

• 47:02Andy Frisella?

  Hold on, real talk. Yeah, do you know why that happened with the state farm insurance? Do you have that in here?

• 47:07Speaker 01

  I, I couldn't find the...

• 47:08Andy Frisella?

  So, do you know why they did that?

• 47:10Speaker 01

  No.

• 47:10Andy Frisella?

  Because they use an AI algorithm, the actuaries of the insurance company use an AI algorithm to determine how risky it is. And so, the AI algorithm knew that they didn't have the resources and they didn't, and they just cut the budget. And, yes, and they had problems with getting water, and the AI algorithm knew that they were, like, set up for this to happen, and so they fucking canceled all their insurances.

• 47:34Speaker 01

  Damn. Days before.

• 47:36Andy Frisella?

  Hold on. Now, I read that.

• 47:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:39Andy Frisella?

  I didn't vet it, but I read that. That could be, that could be false, but... It sounded good.

• 47:46Speaker 01

  I mean, fuck, it makes sense. I mean, and we know how much everybody loves to use AI. Cause I mean, that's the thing that it lacks, lacks the human, you know what I'm saying? Like touch.

• 47:56Andy Frisella?

  You know, dude, it's fucking horrible.

• 47:58Speaker 01

  It's wild, man. But let's dive into this because we got some stuff to talk about here.

• 48:02Andy Frisella?

  But people don't realize like what you actually lose. One of my best friends, one of Sal's best friends, um, his house burnt down a number of years ago. And, uh, the girl he was dating, I think, I think if I remember right, she flipped the cigarette on his deck. Started a fire, burnt the house down. Bro, his dad had just passed away and he had like all these photographs. Listen, the only thing he was able to fucking salvage from the house was a fuck his dad's casket flag. And like all his pictures, all his fuck, all of his shit gone, everything. Like dude, people don't think of it like that. Like think of, think of someone came through your life and just erased all, all the memories you had. That's what a fire does, bro.

• 48:47Speaker 01

  Geez.

• 48:47Andy Frisella?

  It's, it's not, it's really bad.

• 48:50Speaker 01

  Fuck man. It's terrible, bro. I mean, and so far as of right now, there's been at least five, uh, five deaths. Um, as of right now, um, I'm sure that number, I mean, Chris, bro, the, the amount of destruction. I mean, it's 27,000 acres so far.

• 49:06Andy Frisella?

  $50 billion.

• 49:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, 57 is what they're, what they're estimating right now. Um, obviously celebrities are pretty mad because that's a lot of the areas, a lot of the homes have been these, these big mansions and um, a lot of celebrities should have been.

• 49:19Andy Frisella?

  Motherfucker, you get what you vote for. I hate to say that. I hate to say that. Okay. Nobody deserves what's happening out there, but when you vote for the first fucking, you know, anything this or, or, or pronouns or fucking all this, this, this is the argument of the last 15 years. You guys, you celebrities were on TV advocating for these people who then made these decisions to cut resources, steal the money, and let these situations manifest. Okay, so it's just as much you as it is the people that you are now blaming. You were on TV saying, "Vote for Gavin Newsom, vote for this far leftist, vote for this progressive."

• 50:04Andy Frisella?

  And those people historically do the same thing that they do to the black communities for the last fucking 60 years. "Hey, we're gonna come in, we're gonna do all this shit, we're gonna get all this funding." And then they steal it, and nothing happens. And so this has happened on a wide scale in California, and now these people are pissed because it affects them. You know, like, I'm not saying they deserved it, because nobody deserves it, but you fucking vote for stupid shit, this is what you get. You get unpreparedness, you get lack of resources, you get... And then when things hap... What happens when there's a fucking major earthquake out there now?

• 50:46Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 50:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro.

• 50:47Andy Frisella?

  They just cut 17 million dollars off the fucking fire department's budget weeks ago.

• 50:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, just, and like, dude, it's so much into this, man. And like, obviously, like, the goal is not to politicize this. There's real people that are being, like, their lives are being destroyed by this, right? You know, but we have to address the truth and the reality of the situation and call a spade a spade. Um, you know, and when you look and you just start to unpeel this mess, bro, it's fucking disgusting.

• 51:16Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 51:16Speaker 01

  It's disgusting.

• 51:17Andy Frisella?

  And then think of what they pay in tax in California.

• 51:20Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 51:20Andy Frisella?

  To get this.

• 51:22Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 51:22Andy Frisella?

  This is what you get. This is what the fuck you voted for, bro.

• 51:26Speaker 01

  Knowing what these people have pushed, and you know what I'm saying, like, they cut 17 million from the fire, but yeah, let's fund this.

• 51:31Andy Frisella?

  Listen, this is why, this is why we have to return to meritocracy. We have to return to voting not because someone has a skin color, or someone came from somewhere, or what their gender is. We have to put people in positions...

• 51:52Andy Frisella?

  That are competent, skilled people that can execute the job. And I feel fucking stupid saying that, like it feels so.

• 51:59Speaker 01

  It's so common sense.

• 52:00Andy Frisella?

  It is. But you know, people get so comfortable, they think that those things don't matter. And then they vote for, you know, fucking whoever makes them feel good or that they can brag about. Well, I voted for her because that's the first female, male, trans fucking, you know what I'm saying?

• 52:17Speaker 01

  Right.

• 52:18Andy Frisella?

  Like dude, okay, and now your house burnt down.

• 52:20Speaker 01

  Right. Right. So let's unpeel this a little bit, right? Cause you know, one of the first things that came out was you got the mayor, most of this is happening in uh, city of Los Angeles. Um, the mayor, Democrat mayor, LA mayor Karen Bass. Um, she was in Africa when this was going on. Um, Los Angeles mayor Karen Bass spent Tuesday in Africa as part of a taxpayer funded delegation. Attending the inauguration of John Dramani Mahama as Ghana's president. The Democrat was there as her city battled wildfires and thousands of residents fled for their lives. Now.

• 52:58Speaker 01

  Here's the thing, it's important to note, alright, it's not like, you know, I mean, it's not like she just, you know, happened to be there. And then this fire broke out. Here's the thing, alright, she knew. She was well aware that there was a potential for this fire to break out before she even went on that fucking trip. Okay, and we have the timeline to prove it. Alright, on Thursday, January 2nd, the National Weather Service explicitly warned Los Angeles about extreme fire conditions over the next week. Okay. Uh, multiple reports were coming out on January 2nd. Um, on January 4th, that's when she decided to leave. To go attend this inauguration of another country's president. And you're a city mayor.

• 53:43Speaker 01

  Okay, and that, and taxpayers paid for her to do that. Be very, very clear on that. Alright. Now, that next day, emergency preparations for expected fire danger that was put out by the governor, alright, on January 6th, she remained in Ghana, okay? January 6th, later that evening, to the National Weather Service, they start pushing out stuff saying, "Heads up, there's a life-threatening, destructive, widespread windstorm is expected Tuesday afternoon to Wednesday across much of Ventura and LA County," but she remained in Africa. Then, the next day, that's when the fires actually started to hit, she remained in Africa. And then finally, on January 8th, is when she, you know, finally showed up.

• 54:27Speaker 01

  Now, they were able to catch her coming off this plane, alright? And I want to show this video, for those of you guys who have not seen this, this is literally her, she's on the jet bridge while this is happening. Let's check this clip out.

• 54:38Speaker 05

  Do you owe citizens an apology for being absent while their homes were burning? Do you regret cutting the fire department budget by millions of dollars, Madam Mayor? Have you nothing to say today? Have you absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today? Elon Musk says that you're utterly incompetent. Are you considering your position? Madam Mayor, have you absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today who are dealing with this disaster? No apology for them?

• 55:21Speaker 05

  Do you think you should have been visiting Ghana while this was unfolding back home?

• 55:30Speaker 01

  She's running!

• 55:52Speaker 05

  Madam Mayor, let me ask you just again, have you anything to say to the citizens today? As you return?

• 55:59Andy Frisella?

  How long's she been mayor? Just recently?

• 56:02Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:02Andy Frisella?

  A few months?

• 56:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:04Andy Frisella?

  Okay, so, first of all, you know, let's be real about that. It's not like she fucking did this. Okay? Uh, Garson, who was the fucking mayor forever, is the one that did most of this shit.

• 56:16Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:16Andy Frisella?

  Alright? Secondly,

• 56:20Andy Frisella?

  she's clearly not good at public relations, because all she had to say was, "Hey, this is horrible, this is why I'm on my way back, nobody could have predicted this. Uh, I'm gonna get back and have, navigate this the best that we can and hopefully we can get through it with the least amount of damage as possible." That's all you had to say.

• 56:37Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 56:38Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying? Or something to the effect of-

• 56:40Speaker 01

  It's weak leadership, man. Has nothing to do with her being a woman.

• 56:43Andy Frisella?

  Dude, what my point is, is why did she get voted in? Why did she get voted in? She did not get voted in because she's competent. She did not get voted in because she's skilled. She did not get voted in because she's experienced. She got voted in because California is of progressive mindset, and who knows what they do with the elections out there? Okay? And people vote for things so that they can brag to their friends and say they're not racist. Instead of saying, "No, we need the most effective person." Now, they had entrepreneurs and billionaires, people who have built things, people who have done things, running for mayor, and those people didn't win.

• 57:28Andy Frisella?

  And you know why they didn't win? Because they were white fucking men. That's it. So, until we get over this insane shit of, "We're gonna put the first person of this, or the first woman this, or the first gender this, and by the way, I don't give a fuck if they happen to be those things, as long as they're the most skilled."

• 57:47Speaker 01

  Right. Alright, that's all that matters, dude.

• 57:49Andy Frisella?

  Yes.

• 57:50Speaker 01

  I just want, I don't look at it like, oh, like, no, this is just-

• 57:52Andy Frisella?

  Bro, if you're, if she was a fucking trans man, fucking zizer, fucking whatever, and she had the most skill, I'd be like, "Cool."

• 58:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:03Andy Frisella?

  Cool, okay, cool. Your personal life is your personal life, you wanna do what you wanna do. But that ain't the case, and that's not the case across the country. We looked at this shit. We had this shit here with Kim Gardner, who let our fucking city burn. Okay, we have this in cities across the fucking country. Where these people who are not qualified to do the job, have no history of qualifications, have no attributes, have no accolades, are in these positions of power, and they are literally fucking the entire country up. Okay, and it doesn't matter if they're white, or they're black, or they're gay, or they're straight, or they're tra- I don't care. But we have to get back to meritocracy. Are you qualified?

• 58:45Andy Frisella?

  Are you skilled? Are you the best person for the job? Or is your head up your own ass with all these social issues?

• 58:55Andy Frisella?

  Because dude, when the fucking rubber hits the road, people die.

• 58:58Speaker 01

  Right. Right.

• 59:01Andy Frisella?

  So, you know, all you motherfuckers, which they don't listen to this show, but that vote on these fucking issues so you could go to brunch and feel like, you know, you're doing something noble, realize that you're putting your fellow citizens at risk.

• 59:14Speaker 01

  Putting yourself at risk.

• 59:15Andy Frisella?

  Yes.

• 59:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, cuz it's...

• 59:17Andy Frisella?

  All these celebrities, oh, they're mad cuz their house burned down. Well, motherfucker, what the fuck have you been preaching for the last 20 years?

• 59:23Speaker 01

  Campaign to donate to. That's my question. You know, but I mean, it's a real issue, bro. It's like, you know, like you said, bro, it doesn't matter where you come from, what you claim to be, it doesn't, can you do the job? And that's not been the focus of Los Angeles.

• 59:38Andy Frisella?

  That's not the focus across the country and most parts of the country.

• 59:41Speaker 01

  100%. Um, in 2023, Los Angeles created the DEI Bureau and promoted black lesbians to weed out bigoted firefighters on the forest. Let's talk about it. Let's dive into it.

• 59:53Andy Frisella?

  Because being a lesbian and being black has something to do with putting out fucking fires.

• 1:00:01Andy Frisella?

  And do you really care if your firefighter is bigoted as long as he comes to your house and squirts the fucking fire out?

• 1:00:07Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:00:09Andy Frisella?

  Fuck.

• 1:00:10Speaker 01

  Like, oh, man, are you, are you a gay firefighter? I don't want you like.

• 1:00:14Andy Frisella?

  Have you ever told a racist joke? Well, fuck, dude, don't squirt the fucking hose on my house.

• 1:00:18Speaker 01

  Let the shit burn.

• 1:00:19Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:19Speaker 01

  What are we doing, man? Check this clip out. So this is Kristen Larson. She's the first black battalion chief in Los Angeles. Check this video out.

• 1:00:28Speaker 06

  So I want to reach out and bring you up. And that's kind of something that stuck with me to this day. Part of that work means speaking up for those who can't. Over the last few years, LAFD has dealt with a fair share of controversy and Larson, not afraid to sound the alarm. I chose to speak out, um, pretty much by myself about the issues of sexism and racism within my department. And, and the need for change. I don't think there's any question that our department is the best at fighting fires. We do it better than anybody in the world.

• 1:01:02Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:03Speaker 06

  When it comes to the personnel side, we have some issues and they're not insurmountable, but they need to be addressed and, and, and fixed. Um, to the best of everybody's ability.

• 1:01:14Andy Frisella?

  Make sure you don't say anything offensive when you're putting out that fire.

• 1:01:17Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:01:18Andy Frisella?

  Make sure you use someone's right pronouns when you're putting out that fire. Make sure you never, you know, you never said anything off color or told a weird joke or, you know, I don't know. We're heterosexual. We put out that fire.

• 1:01:30Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:01:31Andy Frisella?

  You better not be straight.

• 1:01:34Andy Frisella?

  Fuck, dude. The world, the world, this dude, listen, we're seeing, look at the headline on there, black excellence. See, that's the kind of shit that is fucking up the world, bro.

• 1:01:45Speaker 01

  It is, man.

• 1:01:45Andy Frisella?

  It's just excellence. Are you an excellent person or are you not? It's not white excellence. It's not black excellence.

• 1:01:54Speaker 01

  Just excellence.

• 1:01:55Andy Frisella?

  It's not fucking gay excellence. It's fucking, are you excellent or are you not? And this fucking bullshit, this identity.

• 1:02:03Andy Frisella?

  Politics nonsense has fucked the entire world up and now LA is fucking ashes because of it.

• 1:02:09Speaker 01

  Bro. And you know what's even, what's even crazier is that you go to pride.com. They put this article out amid Palisades fire, Los Angeles first LGBTQ plus fire chief is proving lesbians get it done. Yeah, they burned the shit down.

• 1:02:27Andy Frisella?

  The whole fucking town is fucked.

• 1:02:31Speaker 01

  Shit, come on, man. Dude.

• 1:02:35Andy Frisella?

  Let's go. They don't want you to fucking like, I'm gonna walk outside. I see the whole city on fucking fire. But you know what? They're doing a good job.

• 1:02:44Speaker 01

  Mm hmm. Yeah, great job.

• 1:02:46Andy Frisella?

  Bro, I feel bad for like the fucking real firefighters. Like how many real fire, have you ever seen that clip of, um, Adam Carolla talking about how when he was broke, he, he, he joined, he wanted to join.

• 1:02:58Speaker 01

  Join the fire department?

• 1:02:59Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, and it took him seven years to get a fucking interview. And while he was there, there was a black woman who was in the interview. And he asked her, he said, how long have you been waiting for? And she says, it's Wednesday. Okay, that's a problem. That's a problem.

• 1:03:12Speaker 01

  It's crazy, man. It's crazy.

• 1:03:14Andy Frisella?

  We got, we cannot, we have to lose this fucking shit, dude. This, this, we're Americans, man. It doesn't matter if you're black or white or gay or straight. We're fucking Americans. And are you good or are you capable of doing this job or not? And if you're not, you're still a good person, but go over here and do this job. You know what I mean?

• 1:03:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro. Let's go to CNN real quick, though, uh, cause this was an interesting exchange that happened on CNN. Uh, you got Jasmine Crockett. She's a crowd favorite. Um, she's, uh, I think she's in, she's a congresswoman, I think. Um, I'm pretty sure. Um, she likes to get in these race debates and then talk about this. Let's check this clip out.

• 1:03:55Speaker 06

  Uh, you might have recall a news story from last year. There was some interest in the fire departments and the firefighters in California. And the interest was, was that there were too many white men who were firefighters and we need to have a program in California.

• 1:04:06Speaker 04

  to make sure we don't have enough white men as firefighters so

• 1:04:17Speaker 04

  and yet I'm wondering now if your house is burning down how much do you care what color the firefighters are you can respond and I'm like

• 1:04:23Speaker 06

  listen I I am so tired you know what there was an article that just came out that said that actually the most educated demographic in this country right now is black women so let let me be clear um because you are a woman or because because I know that some of the right has been sharing these photos of the fact that I believe that the fire chief may be a woman or something that has nothing to do with it we are looking at qualifications what diversity equity and inclusion has always been about is saying you know what open this up don't just look at the white men open it up and recognize that other people can be qualified and the fact that we want to at a time when people are dying

• 1:05:00Andy Frisella?

  okay lady but here's the fucking problem the white men don't even get a chance anymore so I can understand this 60 years ago when it was the boys club and it was all white dudes doing fucking everything but now we've we've created this scenario where white men don't even get an opportunity anymore because they're white which is racist by definition okay so fucking that argument is 40 years too late

• 1:05:28Speaker 01

  yep now that now you got it and um you know

• 1:05:33Andy Frisella?

  I'm so tired of hearing this shit like dude what are we talking about the the only demographic in the history in the fucking country that that has been able to be discriminated against for the last fucking 20 years is white men they're the only ones that can legally not get a job because they're a white man so we're gonna fucking still beat this drum about this fucking shit of opportunity what the fuck are we talking about why aren't we talking about that in fucking sports Why aren't we talking about that in the NFL? Or fucking basketball? Or fuck, I remember they were talking about it in hockey a couple of years ago. But how come it's exclusively to white things and not fucking everything?

• 1:06:12Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:06:13Andy Frisella?

  Like dude, I'm just done with this shit. We're Americans, we're fucking all, we should all be judged on the content of our character and what skills we have. Meritocracy, that is it.

• 1:06:23Speaker 01

  That's it, man.

• 1:06:24Andy Frisella?

  And anything else is fucking racist by default.

• 1:06:27Speaker 01

  Well, bro, you know, the other thing too, that that's crazy is like they put these people in these positions. And then they pay them exorbitant amounts of money. The, so the, the, the person that's responsible, cause like, I mean, here's one of the things too.

• 1:06:41Andy Frisella?

  Bro, this woman's fucking insane.

• 1:06:43Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, bro.

• 1:06:45Andy Frisella?

  Put her on the fucking fire crew. No, for real, let her go see what it's about.

• 1:06:51Speaker 01

  Dude, the, the thing's insane though, but like the, the thing is.

• 1:06:53Andy Frisella?

  Hold on, there's, there's more to this clip, right? What else does she say? I'm sure some.

• 1:06:57Speaker 06

  Decide that a country of immigrants is failing or people are dying because the same very people that built this country, cause the last time I checked, y'all didn't say that anything was wrong with the White House and I can promise you, it was my ancestors that built the White House. So listen, if we have been good enough to build this country, we are good enough to serve and die overseas. We are good enough to serve in other ways. And the fact that people actually decide that they want to engage in public service.

• 1:07:25Andy Frisella?

  What are we not, where, where are you not serving? Where are you, where are you blocked out of? Where, where?

• 1:07:33Speaker 01

  It doesn't exist, bro.

• 1:07:34Andy Frisella?

  Fucking 50 years ago, okay? 60 years ago, okay, 70 years ago, okay?

• 1:07:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:07:40Andy Frisella?

  What the fuck are you talking about?

• 1:07:43Speaker 01

  And not only that, just because you want to do something doesn't mean you can. That's the bottom line, bro. It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

• 1:07:50Andy Frisella?

  Bro, listen, we gotta get back to being judged on the quality of our character. And the, the skill set that we have, and we need to apply that skill set to the things that we are capable of doing. And we need to be judged on our fucking performance. That is it.

• 1:08:06Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 1:08:07Andy Frisella?

  Not the color of your skin, not what your ancestors built, okay? I see people like her saying that black people built fucking Europe. Okay, so what did white people build?

• 1:08:19Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:08:20Andy Frisella?

  What did we do? Oh, we did nothing.

• 1:08:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:08:22Andy Frisella?

  The fuck out of here.

• 1:08:23Speaker 01

  Black people built Rome.

• 1:08:23Andy Frisella?

  Bro, listen, I'm not gonna fucking hear this shit anymore. I'm tired of hearing it.

• 1:08:27Speaker 01

  Built China.

• 1:08:28Andy Frisella?

  I'm tired of hearing it. Okay, so, so we don't get any history? We don't get any history?

• 1:08:35Andy Frisella?

  Bro, and listen, that's not racist to stand up and say what the fuck.

• 1:08:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, right. No, that's the thing, man, like, but they, that's how they disguise this shit, man.

• 1:08:44Andy Frisella?

  No, that's racist shit, what she's fucking saying.

• 1:08:47Speaker 01

  It's racist.

• 1:08:47Andy Frisella?

  Yes.

• 1:08:48Speaker 01

  It's racist, man. You know, i- i- it's crazy. And then, but then they put these people in these positions, bro, and they give them exorbitant amounts of money. So like, one of the things that's also happening in LA right now, uh, is that, you know, there's a water shortage, right? Uh, and the fire hydrants, uh, have been run out, right?

• 1:09:08Andy Frisella?

  You know who did that?

• 1:09:09Speaker 01

  And the person that's responsible for that.

• 1:09:11Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, he was white.

• 1:09:13Speaker 01

  I think it was, it was a chick, actually.

• 1:09:15Andy Frisella?

  No, it was Gavin Newsom did it.

• 1:09:16Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, he started.

• 1:09:17Andy Frisella?

  To protect the fucking smelt.

• 1:09:18Speaker 01

  The, the fucking, uh, salmon.

• 1:09:20Andy Frisella?

  Endangered fish.

• 1:09:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, right. But like-

• 1:09:22Andy Frisella?

  Protect this fucking endangered fish and let your entire country, your entire city burn down.

• 1:09:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro, and the person that's in LA County that's responsible, that helped with that decision, you know how much that, that person makes a year? Three quarters of a million dollars, bro. Seven hundred and fifty grand a fucking year.

• 1:09:42Andy Frisella?

  Cost of living.

• 1:09:43Speaker 01

  That's insane, man. It's insane.

• 1:09:46Andy Frisella?

  Taxpayer money, bro.

• 1:09:48Speaker 01

  It's insane, bro. Now, uh, there's been a lot of other crazy stuff going on. Uh, one thing that I thought-

• 1:09:53Andy Frisella?

  Bro, you feel what I'm saying, though, about that race shit?

• 1:09:55Speaker 01

  Oh, but it's done.

• 1:09:57Andy Frisella?

  No, I'm just saying, like, shut the fuck up.

• 1:09:59Speaker 01

  It's done.

• 1:10:00Andy Frisella?

  Tell, give me an example of where the fuck you, you, where, where can you, where are you blocked out of?

• 1:10:07Speaker 01

  It doesn't exist. It doesn't exist.

• 1:10:09Andy Frisella?

  Cause I can name a bunch of places up until fucking six months ago when they stopped affirmative action that white people are blocked out of.

• 1:10:14Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Doesn't happen, bro. But uh, let's throw some more BS here because uh, it was going on Twitter, I found this guy Morgan Tingley, Tingley. Let's read his tweet. Read his tweet. You wanna read it?

• 1:10:29Andy Frisella?

  The insanity of being a fire ecologist in the epicenter of a major fire event. Bags packed, ready to evacuate, watching active fire from my window while taking media requests and explaining to the public for the 100,000th time how climate change is largely responsible for this. You sir are a fucking idiot. They got no water, they got no staff, they got no resources, they got fucking... But it's climate change.

• 1:11:01Speaker 01

  Right. Climate change cuts 17 million out.

• 1:11:04Andy Frisella?

  These people want it to be climate change to push, they would love their city to burn to push their religion, which is climate. It's insane dude.

• 1:11:16Speaker 01

  Not the 17 million dollars that was cut out the budget. That had nothing to do with it.

• 1:11:19Andy Frisella?

  Fucking the way they spend it, what's that gonna be, one fire truck?

• 1:11:22Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:11:22Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying? Like 17 million, these fuckers in California have been milking their citizens. Look dude, here's the reality. People in California are go with the flow people. That's why they fucking live there. No one really gives a fuck. They're like, fuck it, I'll pay. If you go to California and talk to someone about the taxes, you know what they say? They all say the same shit. Look around dude. Look at the weather. It's a weather tax. Fuck, this is beautiful. I get it.

• 1:11:46Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 1:11:46Andy Frisella?

  Okay, but these people don't pay attention to how their money is misappropriated and stolen from them.

• 1:11:54Speaker 01

  It's crazy.

• 1:11:54Andy Frisella?

  Because they're just go with the flow type people, bro. They're like, fuck it, I'll pay it. Look how beautiful it is. And I agree, California's a beautiful place. But fuck dude, these people have been stealing your money for years and years and years and years and years, driving up the cost of property, driving up the cost of living, making it unaffordable to fucking even exist there unless you're making a million bucks a year. You know what I mean?

• 1:12:17Speaker 01

  Bro, it's impossible, bro.

• 1:12:19Andy Frisella?

  People gotta fucking wake up dude.

• 1:12:21Speaker 01

  Morgan?

• 1:12:23Andy Frisella?

  Nah, he's never gonna wake up.

• 1:12:26Speaker 01

  Uh, let's play a game. Let's play a game. So on this fire stuff, you know, like I said, a lot of people have been coming out talking about this. Uh, we're gonna play a little game. Uh, it's called who said it? Okay, so we're gonna put a little tweet up and, uh, I want you to figure out who said this. Okay, here's, here's, here's, uh, here's the quote. We sent over two hundred and fifty billion dollars to Ukraine, but we can't get enough water to fight fires in California. I pray for everyone's well-being during this time of difficulty. Who said that?

• 1:12:56Speaker 01

  I mean, it's a rapper. It's, I get a hint? Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's a rapper. What kind of rapper? Good one or a bad one? Ah, oh, that's a tough question. Depends on who you add. I'll tell you, he's wearing, I, he, he probably would wear black Air Force Ones.

• 1:13:12Speaker 01

  Fifty Cent? Waka Faka Flame. Oh, alright, Waka Faka? Waka Faka, he had some good music back then. Fifty Cent was a good guess. That was a good, that was a decent guess. That was, that was good. Yeah. Yeah, he's been trying to- Waka Faka says some real shit. Bro, he's been on, he's been on the right track. He's better than that piles, dude. Yeah, he's probably, he probably, I, I'd imagine- What the fuck's his name? Plies? Plies? That guy's a fucking moron.

• 1:13:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, that, that's it. I don't even know who the fuck that is, bro. That he is, he's a fucking idiot. Yeah, man. Oh, that guy should stick to whatever the fuck he does. I guess he's a rapper? Okay, go rap. Maybe. Yeah, I mean, he wouldn't, he wouldn't get it that either. Uh, but yeah, on top of that, two hundred and fifty Biden also just sent five hundred million, man. Guys, pray for the people of California. Yeah. I mean, it's, it's heavy out there and, uh, do the pitches. Bro, it's sad as fuck. Bro. It's sad, dude. California is so mismanaged and it's finally come to a head where, where it's, you know, it's ruining. Like, bro.

• 1:14:15Speaker 01

  You know how long it's gonna take to rebuild and fucking re-vegetate the, the, the area?

• 1:14:22Andy Frisella?

  It's a fucking wasteland, bro. And, and I don't know, there's, it seems like there's more to it, dude. You know, Hollywood's been losing steam. Hollywood's been losing clout and trust for so long. And people don't give a fuck about the movies they're making because they're making shitty movies now that are all bullshit.

• 1:14:40Andy Frisella?

  It's just interesting that now all of a sudden, this is all just going up and I don't know what to think, bro, honestly.

• 1:14:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think.

• 1:14:51Andy Frisella?

  I mean, look at that guy, that firefighter, bro. He looks just fucking, he's like.

• 1:14:54Speaker 01

  He looks defeated.

• 1:14:55Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. What the fuck can I even do? You can't do anything. Sucks, dude.

• 1:15:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, man. Yeah, guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys.

• 1:15:03Andy Frisella?

  This should have never happened. They should always be with the, the climate and the fucking droughts and the, and the way California is. How do they not have the best preparation for these types of things?

• 1:15:14Speaker 01

  That's the thing, but like that's when, when you start peeling back the shit, I mean, it's hard to say that it wasn't fucking intentional. You don't drain fucking reservoirs that fill up your fire.

• 1:15:22Andy Frisella?

  Brother, I agree.

• 1:15:23Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying? Again, you look at every place.

• 1:15:25Andy Frisella?

  It feels intentional to me too.

• 1:15:27Speaker 01

  Bro, you.

• 1:15:27Andy Frisella?

  And I hate to say that, but it just does.

• 1:15:29Speaker 01

  It's the truth.

• 1:15:30Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:30Speaker 01

  I mean, well, I'm not gonna say it's the truth, but.

• 1:15:32Andy Frisella?

  It feels that way.

• 1:15:33Speaker 01

  It makes too much fucking sense to not be that, you know, like, and that's been every fucking natural disaster this country's had to deal with. Maui fires.

• 1:15:40Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:41Speaker 01

  The shit in Asheville. Like you look along the lines, you go back a couple of months and there were some things that were, uh, you know, done at those times that made no sense, no big deal. All right. You want to save some fucking salmon? Cool. But then, oh, boom. Oh, we're not prepared. Doesn't make sense, man. Guys, let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline, guys. We've got headline number three. Uh, Trump's got a new, new, uh, nickname. From the, uh, from the left.

• 1:16:09Andy Frisella?

  Oh, really?

• 1:16:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:16:10Andy Frisella?

  Sure it's great.

• 1:16:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:16:11Andy Frisella?

  Sure it's hilarious.

• 1:16:12Speaker 01

  They called him everything. I mean, he's been called damn near everything.

• 1:16:14Andy Frisella?

  Hitler, Nazi.

• 1:16:16Speaker 01

  Misogynist.

• 1:16:17Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:17Speaker 01

  Rapist.

• 1:16:18Andy Frisella?

  Racist.

• 1:16:19Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:16:20Andy Frisella?

  Fucking all the is.

• 1:16:21Speaker 01

  Got a new one.

• 1:16:21Andy Frisella?

  All the isms. He's all of them.

• 1:16:23Speaker 01

  Bro, it's amazing. I didn't realize this, but if you put an IST on the end of anything, it just sounds bad.

• 1:16:29Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:30Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying? Like chickenist. Like they've done it. They've done it all. Uh, he's got a new nickname, bro, with all of his, uh, his things.

• 1:16:38Andy Frisella?

  Did you say, say chickenist?

• 1:16:42Speaker 01

  Zishan, does that sound bad?

• 1:16:43Andy Frisella?

  What is a chickenist?

• 1:16:45Speaker 03

  I don't know, that's above my intelligence level.

• 1:16:47Andy Frisella?

  Is that someone that loves chicken? Or is that someone that hates chicken?

• 1:16:51Speaker 01

  Well, a pianist, you know what I'm saying?

• 1:16:53Andy Frisella?

  Are you, are you exclusively chicken? Are you exclusively no chicken?

• 1:17:00Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:17:01Speaker 03

  I've never met a person who's no chicken, at all.

• 1:17:06Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying, a pianist?

• 1:17:07Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, but a penis? A pianist.

• 1:17:09Speaker 03

  Penis?

• 1:17:09Andy Frisella?

  You're a penis.

• 1:17:10Speaker 01

  I'm a pianist. I'm a pianist. Yep. Does that mean all?

• 1:17:20Andy Frisella?

  In your case, it means all.

• 1:17:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, right. Yeah, well, he's got a new nickname with all of his new agendas he's been pushing out. Let's check his new nickname. This is coming from NBC. This is good. Pressure on China and pure trolling. Why Trump is pushing an expansionist agenda. Now he's an expansionist. What the fuck does that even mean?

• 1:17:39Andy Frisella?

  I mean, see, they're, they're gonna continue to call him Hitler, bro.

• 1:17:42Speaker 01

  Is that what it is?

• 1:17:43Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:44Speaker 01

  He's trying to expand his empire?

• 1:17:45Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, well, it's not that. It's, it's that fu-

• 1:17:50Andy Frisella?

  Let's, go, go through the topic and we'll talk about it.

• 1:17:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, it's crazy.

• 1:17:55Andy Frisella?

  I might get off on some fucking tangent.

• 1:17:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, NBC is wildin', bro. So let's check this article out. So in the final weeks before Donald Trump returns to the White House, the focus of his public remarks has not been about the confirmations of his cabinet picks or on key parts of his campaign agenda like mass deportation or lowering prices. Instead, Trump, who has criticized US military involvement in other countries, is advocating for America to gain more global territory, including by force if necessary. Call it his annexation agenda. In recent days, Trump has repeatedly pushed the idea that he will take over Greenland from Denmark, reclaim the Panama Canal after the United States returned it to the Panamanian

• 1:18:38Speaker 01

  government decades ago, and absorb Canada into the United States. Trump said he is keeping the option of using the military to gain control of Greenland and the Panama Canal on the table, while saying he will exert economic force to pressure Canada to join the United States. He also said he wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico and the Denali North America's Tolic's Peaks.

• 1:19:02Speaker 01

  Now, it's interesting, whatever, okay, he's an expansionist, got it. Um, now, the Greenland situation, I looked a little bit more into this. Um, that's interesting, um, cause also coming from NBC, they're saying this. Greenlanders are worried to find themselves on Trump's shopping list.

• 1:19:16Andy Frisella?

  That's not true.

• 1:19:18Speaker 01

  It's not true.

• 1:19:19Andy Frisella?

  That's total bullshit.

• 1:19:20Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 1:19:20Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:21Speaker 01

  It's not true, and that's like, I love how they paint this, right, like, as in, like, that's the majority, right?

• 1:19:26Andy Frisella?

  There's fifty-six thousand people that live in fucking Greenland.

• 1:19:28Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 1:19:29Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. And by the way, most of them wanna be a part of America.

• 1:19:31Speaker 01

  Most of them do.

• 1:19:32Andy Frisella?

  Right, because you know what the alternative is for them? To be a part of Russia and China. And they know it. So, this is a, this is a highly misleading fucking headline.

• 1:19:41Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 1:19:42Andy Frisella?

  And what this really has to do with is natural resources and China.

• 1:19:47Speaker 01

  Geographical fucking strategy.

• 1:19:49Andy Frisella?

  That's correct, that's correct, and Russia has sixty ice-breaking natural resource vessels. We have two. One of them just burned down.

• 1:19:56Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:19:57Andy Frisella?

  Okay, so, what this is about, is this is about the exploration and claiming of the natural resources that, uh, exist north of the, uh, of the border for us, alright? Because if we don't, they will. And that's what's happening, so it becomes a, it's not, uh, uh, it's not like, hey, um, we wanna just have Canada, and we wanna have Greenland, that's not what it is, bro. What it is, is we have to protect America and the people of Canada and Greenland from these other places that are geographically on the other side of the world. So if you're in Greenland or you're in Canada, would you rather join the United States, or would you rather be a part of China?

• 1:20:36Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:20:37Andy Frisella?

  Or Russia?

• 1:20:37Speaker 01

  That's what, well, bro, Ca- Canada's pretty close to joining China.

• 1:20:40Andy Frisella?

  Of course, but that's, that's what this is about, bro, it's not just about, they're painting it as Trump's a fucking land thirsty expansionist, like, and, and, and dude, there's another human being that lived, that did these things, that they'd said the same thing about.

• 1:20:59Speaker 01

  Isn't that crazy? Well, let, like, I think it's also important to, like you said, fifty-six thousand citizens are in Greenland. Um, but like, they're not talking to anybody that are, like, any actual Greenlanders, right? So I got a clip for you guys, this is an actual Greenlander, let's check this out.

• 1:21:14Speaker 06

  So like, if you could tell Trump anything, what would it be?

• 1:21:19Speaker 06

  Buy Greenland?

• 1:21:20Speaker 04

  Buy Greenland.

• 1:21:20Speaker 06

  Why do you want Trump to buy Greenland?

• 1:21:22Speaker 04

  Because we don't want to be colonized by Danish government anymore. We get ripped every year about our minerals from Greenland. We are the richest nation in the world and we don't get to use it that much, using us too much.

• 1:21:34Speaker 06

  Do you like America?

• 1:21:36Speaker 04

  I love America, but people are too fat over there.

• 1:21:41Speaker 01

  People are what? What'd he say? People are what?

• 1:21:45Speaker 04

  But people are too fat over there.

• 1:21:47Speaker 01

  Too fat? Too friendly over there?

• 1:21:50Andy Frisella?

  I think he said too fat.

• 1:21:51Speaker 01

  Too fat?

• 1:21:53Speaker 04

  But people are too fat over there.

• 1:21:57Andy Frisella?

  He said fat. Them motherfuckers fat too. Fuck you talking about, bro?

• 1:22:01Speaker 01

  You said right there, bro.

• 1:22:02Andy Frisella?

  Fuck you fat ass.

• 1:22:04Speaker 01

  No, he said Donald Trump Jr. No, he said Don Jr. up there and bro, like people, we had a very good reception.

• 1:22:10Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, bro.

• 1:22:10Speaker 01

  People loved him.

• 1:22:10Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:11Speaker 01

  You know?

• 1:22:12Andy Frisella?

  This, look, man, this is, this is about setting up our side of the world. Not Canada, not Greenland, but our side of the world, humans, to keep from becoming their side of the world. That's what this is about. Look dude, he's uniting the West.

• 1:22:32Speaker 01

  Well, fuck, we pay for it already.

• 1:22:33Andy Frisella?

  Bro, no shit.

• 1:22:35Speaker 01

  I mean shit.

• 1:22:36Andy Frisella?

  But I do like that he's straight up like, did you see the fucking tweet that Elon said to fucking Trudeau?

• 1:22:43Speaker 01

  Where he's like girly?

• 1:22:44Andy Frisella?

  He said, "Girl, you're not even the governor of America anymore."

• 1:22:50Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 1:22:51Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man.

• 1:22:52Speaker 01

  That's great.

• 1:22:53Andy Frisella?

  This is, what a time to be alive.

• 1:22:54Speaker 01

  Dude, it's weird times.

• 1:22:56Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:56Speaker 01

  It's weird and interesting times. I just wanted to throw that in, see what you thought about that, guys. There's no doubt in the comments.

• 1:23:01Andy Frisella?

  I think Trump knows exactly what the fuck he's doing. And I do, I-

• 1:23:05Speaker 01

  I think you should let him do it.

• 1:23:06Andy Frisella?

  I think there's gonna be,

• 1:23:10Andy Frisella?

  I'm just gonna say this on the show because I do want to say this, but I think there's gonna be a major announcement about Ukraine in the next year or so, that people are gonna get fucking pissed about.

• 1:23:20Speaker 01

  Oh, I know what you're talking about.

• 1:23:21Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:21Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:23:22Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:22Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:23:23Andy Frisella?

  There's, there's-

• 1:23:23Speaker 01

  They'll be there.

• 1:23:24Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, they'll be there. They'll have no choice.

• 1:23:26Andy Frisella?

  And-

• 1:23:27Speaker 01

  That was the plan all along.

• 1:23:28Andy Frisella?

  I agree.

• 1:23:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:23:29Andy Frisella?

  And people, when it happens, people are gonna be like, "What the fuck?"

• 1:23:32Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:23:33Andy Frisella?

  And-

• 1:23:33Speaker 01

  We should say it.

• 1:23:34Andy Frisella?

  I mean-

• 1:23:35Speaker 01

  Marking in history.

• 1:23:36Andy Frisella?

  I, you know, I think they're gonna name it the new Israel.

• 1:23:40Speaker 01

  Israel be the new Ukraine.

• 1:23:42Andy Frisella?

  That's, that's what I personally think.

• 1:23:44Speaker 01

  Speculation show.

• 1:23:45Andy Frisella?

  It is speculation, but- You heard it here first.

• 1:23:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:23:49Andy Frisella?

  Guys.

• 1:23:49Speaker 01

  We'll see. We'll see.

• 1:23:51Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:51Speaker 01

  We shall.

• 1:23:52Andy Frisella?

  You'll see.

• 1:23:55Andy Frisella?

  Guys, with that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, guys, we've got thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's where we bring a headline in, we talk about it, and you get one of those two options. Um, so with that being said, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, we're in love. So we implanted magnets under our skin that connect when we touch.

• 1:24:19Andy Frisella?

  The fuck is wrong with you guys?

• 1:24:21Speaker 03

  There should be a natural sort of like purge that if people do stuff like this, they're just gone.

• 1:24:27Andy Frisella?

  Bro, listen, I really think this. I really think what we should do. You, see, you and I, we think alike. All right. Zee Sean's fucking smart motherfucker.

• 1:24:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, minus a couple million dollars.

• 1:24:38Andy Frisella?

  Huh? That's okay. We're gonna get there. We're gonna get you there. I'm gonna get all you fuckers there. So we're gonna have the best show in the fucking world because the people who listen to this show are gonna make us number one. And they're gonna make sure that Zee Sean's got a couple million bucks. All right? Aren't you guys? All right, so here's.

• 1:24:54Speaker 03

  I dropped my GoFundMe. For electricity also.

• 1:24:58Andy Frisella?

  They're all gonna shop at your 7-Eleven.

• 1:24:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:25:03Andy Frisella?

  So listen, bro. Here's the plan. We give everybody an IQ test. Okay, and if you're below.

• 1:25:11Speaker 01

  What's the number? Seventy?

• 1:25:12Andy Frisella?

  If you're below eighty.

• 1:25:13Speaker 01

  Oh, that's okay. All right.

• 1:25:15Andy Frisella?

  You go to California.

• 1:25:18Speaker 01

  Wait.

• 1:25:20Speaker 01

  Wait.

• 1:25:22Andy Frisella?

  That already happened.

• 1:25:27Speaker 01

  They're already there.

• 1:25:30Andy Frisella?

  All right, look. New plan.

• 1:25:31Speaker 01

  Okay, new plan. Scratch that one. Yeah.

• 1:25:33Andy Frisella?

  Um.

• 1:25:37Andy Frisella?

  Greenland?

• 1:25:39Speaker 01

  No, we want Greenland. Greenland's coming.

• 1:25:42Andy Frisella?

  Canada? I don't know. Anyway.

• 1:25:45Speaker 03

  Ukraine?

• 1:25:46Andy Frisella?

  Oh, there we go. So we move them there before the other move.

• 1:25:55Speaker 01

  Cause you know if you do it after they'll be pissed.

• 1:25:57Andy Frisella?

  You know what, man?

• 1:26:00Andy Frisella?

  I think I'm just gonna move to Vale.

• 1:26:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:26:03Andy Frisella?

  Where I was talking to that, to our buddy out there, Matt.

• 1:26:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, Matt, yeah.

• 1:26:06Andy Frisella?

  Who, who owns Mountain Standard, which by the way, best clam chowder on earth. I will never fucking ever come off of that statement.

• 1:26:17Speaker 01

  I mean.

• 1:26:18Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 1:26:18Speaker 01

  It was pretty good.

• 1:26:20Andy Frisella?

  He told me, he's like, he's like, so why are you going home? And I'm like, cause I got shit to do. He's like, you know, I came up here 17 years ago, man. I never went home.

• 1:26:31Andy Frisella?

  I was like, I was like, fuck, ah, bro, you were standing right there. And I was like, the light went off in my head. I'm like, do I, do I have to go home?

• 1:26:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, man. It was good. It was a good time.

• 1:26:42Andy Frisella?

  Bro, so I, you know, I just, I just feel like he's got the right idea. Like just stop giving a fuck, bro, and just go up there and enjoy your life.

• 1:26:50Speaker 01

  Make the best fucking clam chowder.

• 1:26:51Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, man. Like, I'm trying to bring up all these young bucks, teach them all this shit.

• 1:26:56Speaker 01

  They're putting magnets in their skin.

• 1:26:57Andy Frisella?

  I could just be fucking eating clam chowder, bro, minding my own business. I would too. I'd eat that every day.

• 1:27:03Speaker 01

  Bro, it's some good shit. You, well, you, I mean, we almost.

• 1:27:05Andy Frisella?

  I ordered three bowls of it that one time we were there.

• 1:27:07Speaker 01

  Ordered three, yeah.

• 1:27:09Andy Frisella?

  Two bowls, two bowls and then one with dinner.

• 1:27:11Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Yeah, it was good. And these were not like massive bowls.

• 1:27:14Andy Frisella?

  No, I mean, but if they were, I still would have ate them.

• 1:27:18Andy Frisella?

  They were amazing. So anyway, let's see what these fucking geniuses did.

• 1:27:22Speaker 01

  Uh, this is from New York Post. They took their attraction to the next level.

• 1:27:27Andy Frisella?

  Hmm.

• 1:27:27Speaker 01

  Body modification enthusiast.

• 1:27:29Andy Frisella?

  Oh, God.

• 1:27:31Speaker 01

  What? What?

• 1:27:33Andy Frisella?

  What do you picture? What do you picture?

• 1:27:36Speaker 01

  Yes, it is exactly that.

• 1:27:38Andy Frisella?

  It's like one of the people with like the fucking tattooed lizard face and like fucking cuts in their tongue and shit. Oh, they're not that bad.

• 1:27:45Speaker 01

  No, they're not that bad.

• 1:27:46Andy Frisella?

  That's not that bad. It looks pretty normal comparatively. All right, let's hear it.

• 1:27:51Speaker 01

  Body modification enthusiast Sadie Rindow and her fiance Hannah Hansman. Um, it should be Hannah Hat, man.

• 1:28:05Andy Frisella?

  Oh shit, that was good. No, that wasn't good. That wasn't good. You told thirty jokes earlier in the show that were better than that. She, her name's Hannah Hansman. Okay, keep going.

• 1:28:19Andy Frisella?

  They took the next step in their- He thought this shit was funny? Who, who did?

• 1:28:22Speaker 01

  Zishan.

• 1:28:23Speaker 03

  I'm laughing because it's bad.

• 1:28:26Andy Frisella?

  Zishan hates you.

• 1:28:30Andy Frisella?

  Okay, she took it to the next step- I can't wait till I tell the story of the intervention I had to have with you fucking guys. One day I'm telling this story, bro. It'll be there. Yeah. It's fine. These fucking guys. I had to have an intervention in a fucking locker room.

• 1:28:44Andy Frisella?

  Pull, pull them together and make sure that they didn't kill each other. Listen, Russia, I'm, uh- Yeah, back on the magnets, right? India and Africa, they can have a great relationship moving- Alright, here it is. They took the next step in their commitment to each other by getting magnets implanted beneath their skin that connect when they touch. Hmm, yep. Where are the magnets?

• 1:29:10Andy Frisella?

  Where are they?

• 1:29:13Andy Frisella?

  Does it say? Oh, it says. There's a video too. Alright, let's see.

• 1:29:21Andy Frisella?

  Here's the clips, man. It's, it's actually not that bad. Alright, here's a clip, check it out.

• 1:29:37Andy Frisella?

  That's fucking weird, man.

• 1:29:43Andy Frisella?

  Why not just hold hands?

• 1:29:47Andy Frisella?

  That's what people that are attracted to each other, they hold hands. Hold hands, yeah. Alright, whatever, man. Probably give them a job as a firefighter.

• 1:29:59Andy Frisella?

  Qualifies them.

• 1:30:04Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I mean, you know, they can hold the hose better. Hold the hose better. It's the only hose they're holding.

• 1:30:18Andy Frisella?

  Fire department's got big hoes.

• 1:30:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, big hoes, yeah. Hmm, what are we giving this man?

• 1:30:24Andy Frisella?

  You know what, man, all jokes aside, whatever, whatever makes you happy, dude. I don't give a fuck. I really don't. I don't give a fuck. As long as you're, this is the whole thing. I don't care as long as you're not hurting me or trying to take my fucking rights away. I don't care. Fuck whatever you want to do, unless they're kids. Do, do, do whatever. I don't care.

• 1:30:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:30:44Andy Frisella?

  But don't demand that you get to be CEO because you're fucking victimized of some sort, like, motherfucker. You either are or you aren't. You're good enough or you're not. And if you happen to be a body modification specialist and you're the best, most qualified person to be fucking the chief of fire department, cool. I don't care. But can we please get back to that shit? That's all I'm saying.

• 1:31:10Speaker 01

  Hey, you heard it here first, guys. Live, laugh, love.

• 1:31:15Speaker 01

  Guys?

• 1:31:16Andy Frisella?

  Ain't. I got, I got nothing.

• 1:31:17Speaker 01

  Yep, that is all I got.

• 1:31:18Andy Frisella?

  That's all I got too. I gave it all.

• 1:31:22Andy Frisella?

  Alright guys, don't be a hoe. Share the show.