814. Andy & DJ CTI: Steve Bannon Retracts Statement on War Room, Biden 'Wandering Off' & COVID Born In North Carolina?

On today’s episode, Andy & DJ discuss Steven Bannon retracting his statement on War Room regarding Kash Patel’s alleged nomination as FBI Director, Footage of Biden 'wandering off' into the Amazon exploding online, and Trump's former CDC director making a bombshell COVID claim that 'there is a real possibility' the virus was born in North Carolina.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:16Speaker 00

  What is up guys? It's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists saying goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet.

• 0:30Andy Frisella?

  That's what I'm gonna do. You hear that? It's a little extra there.

• 0:33Speaker 00

  I felt extra.

• 0:34Andy Frisella?

  Fucking extra. That means we're gonna have an extra good show.

• 0:37Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 0:38Andy Frisella?

  You know, anyway, this is CTI. Let's get started. Share the show, hoes.

• 0:42Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 0:44Speaker 00

  What's going on?

• 0:45Andy Frisella?

  Dude, what's up?

• 0:46Speaker 00

  Threw me off there a little bit.

• 0:48Andy Frisella?

  Nah, you know what? They've all heard it, man. I bet everybody could recite it.

• 0:51Speaker 00

  They do, actually.

• 0:52Andy Frisella?

  Do they?

• 0:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 0:54Andy Frisella?

  Where?

• 0:55Speaker 00

  Anytime I meet somebody, they recite the shit.

• 0:57Andy Frisella?

  I know. It's fucking awkward.

• 1:00Speaker 00

  It's like, that's my line. Hey.

• 1:04Andy Frisella?

  Aren't you somebody?

• 1:08Speaker 00

  That was, yeah. Alright, dude, it's cool, man.

• 1:11Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:12Speaker 00

  It's cool. We got some, uh, we got some good people out there, man. It's good people.

• 1:16Andy Frisella?

  Bro, some of these motherfuckers say it better than me.

• 1:19Speaker 00

  It's true.

• 1:20Andy Frisella?

  Anyway.

• 1:21Speaker 00

  I'm sure a lot of people could do my job better.

• 1:23Andy Frisella?

  That's probably true.

• 1:24Speaker 00

  Just reading.

• 1:26Andy Frisella?

  You know, we should just have-

• 1:26Speaker 00

  Third grade reading.

• 1:27Andy Frisella?

  We should just run a contest and like, we should have two of the listeners come in and be me and you.

• 1:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:34Andy Frisella?

  Okay, and then you and I will come on and be guests.

• 1:36Speaker 00

  I like it.

• 1:37Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Well, you got something?

• 1:39Speaker 02

  My daughter knows the intro.

• 1:41Andy Frisella?

  Does she?

• 1:41Speaker 02

  She can probably do it better than all y'all.

• 1:43Andy Frisella?

  I bet she can.

• 1:44Speaker 02

  She's been listening to us since she's like one.

• 1:46Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. She knows it better than us, bro. I guarantee you, she'll stop and be like, that's not right.

• 1:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:50Andy Frisella?

  Don't be a hoe.

• 1:54Speaker 02

  It's funny, I see her over there too.

• 1:56Speaker 00

  She knows it. Yeah. Yeah, man.

• 1:59Andy Frisella?

  You tell her, hey, don't, uh, don't be talking like Andy.

• 2:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, she knows that.

• 2:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:05Andy Frisella?

  Alright.

• 2:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, what's going on, man?

• 2:07Andy Frisella?

  Nothing dude, how are you?

• 2:08Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. Monday, beautiful Monday morning here in, uh, good old St. Louis.

• 2:14Andy Frisella?

  Yep.

• 2:14Speaker 00

  We gotta go somewhere, man.

• 2:16Andy Frisella?

  Yep.

• 2:17Speaker 00

  We gotta get some sun.

• 2:18Andy Frisella?

  I know, I know. I know, I'm, I'm thinking about like a little Arizona.

• 2:24Speaker 00

  Yeah. Chat, what's the best place to go to right now?

• 2:27Andy Frisella?

  It's Arizona, bro.

• 2:28Speaker 00

  Is it AZ?

• 2:29Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 2:29Speaker 00

  I was just there, it wasn't bad.

• 2:30Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, little pool, get one of them rooms with the pool, their own pool.

• 2:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, we gotta, we gotta get, we gotta get out of here, bro.

• 2:35Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I agree.

• 2:36Speaker 00

  Uh.

• 2:37Andy Frisella?

  We gotta get the fuck out.

• 2:38Speaker 00

  Let's just get, listen, let's get a Bronco and just book it to Canada.

• 2:42Andy Frisella?

  Huh?

• 2:42Speaker 00

  Just me and you, let's just book it to Canada.

• 2:44Andy Frisella?

  Why would we go to Canada?

• 2:45Speaker 00

  That's what OJ did.

• 2:47Andy Frisella?

  No, we could go to Mexico.

• 2:49Speaker 00

  Oh, okay, go to Mexico, yeah.

• 2:50Andy Frisella?

  If I was picking one or the other.

• 2:52Speaker 00

  I would definitely, I know, I'd make the other shit. Tacos, I mean.

• 2:56Andy Frisella?

  Beach.

• 2:58Andy Frisella?

  You know?

• 2:59Speaker 00

  Guns, I mean.

• 3:01Andy Frisella?

  Tacos, this motherfucker. What do they got up there in Canada, bro?

• 3:05Speaker 00

  Maple syrup.

• 3:09Speaker 00

  They got hockey, they got hockey, hockey works.

• 3:11Andy Frisella?

  Hockey's, hockey, St. Louis is the hockey capital of the United States.

• 3:14Speaker 00

  Is it?

• 3:14Andy Frisella?

  Yep.

• 3:15Speaker 00

  Or is that like, i- is it really?

• 3:18Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I just said so.

• 3:19Speaker 00

  I was okay, I didn't know that was like a, like a personal opinion.

• 3:22Andy Frisella?

  No, it's official now.

• 3:26Speaker 00

  Sweet, man, well, let's get into our show, man, we got some good shit, uh.

• 3:30Andy Frisella?

  We got the fucking best shit ever in St. Louis, don't fuck around. Y'all don't know.

• 3:34Speaker 00

  Toasted ravioli?

• 3:35Andy Frisella?

  That, you know what the thing is, you know why everybody says like, everybody kinda talks a little shit on St. Louis, you know why that is?

• 3:40Speaker 00

  Peanut butter and jelly.

• 3:41Andy Frisella?

  No, motherfucker, we don't want you to come here.

• 3:43Speaker 00

  No.

• 3:44Andy Frisella?

  We don't run around, cause we're not stupid here in St. Louis, we don't run around and talk about how great it is.

• 3:48Speaker 00

  That's good, yeah.

• 3:49Andy Frisella?

  Don't go down there, you might get carjacked.

• 3:51Speaker 00

  I got robbed last week.

• 3:52Andy Frisella?

  In fact, we pay the media to put these reports out, to keep you fuckers away from us.

• 3:58Andy Frisella?

  Don't come here.

• 4:00Speaker 00

  Oh, man.

• 4:01Andy Frisella?

  Ah, what's up?

• 4:02Speaker 00

  Dude, I see a California license plates, I get pissed.

• 4:05Andy Frisella?

  I do too.

• 4:06Speaker 00

  What the fuck you doing here?

• 4:07Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 4:07Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying?

• 4:08Andy Frisella?

  We don't want none of your California shit out here.

• 4:10Speaker 00

  You didn't get invited here.

• 4:11Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 4:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, you know, go back where you came.

• 4:13Andy Frisella?

  What is this shit with the California people moving from California and then wherever they go, they do the same stuff they did in California and then wonder why California is California and they wanted to leave in the first place?

• 4:25Speaker 00

  Dude, California would be cool if it wasn't, uh, they didn't have the paper straws.

• 4:30Andy Frisella?

  California.

• 4:31Speaker 00

  Started was paper straws.

• 4:33Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, listen.

• 4:33Speaker 00

  I fucking hate those things.

• 4:35Andy Frisella?

  I

• 4:38Andy Frisella?

  want to do the show and not say anything that's gonna get me in trouble.

• 4:47Speaker 00

  California was cool until they.

• 4:48Andy Frisella?

  I'm maturing.

• 4:52Speaker 00

  Alright, man. Yeah, well, let's get into it then. Let's get into it. Um, obviously coming off of a wild weekend. Um, yeah, yeah, let's just put it out there. Jake Paul, Mike Tyson, he defeats him.

• 5:08Speaker 00

  And, uh, Netflix sucks.

• 5:11Andy Frisella?

  What was that?

• 5:12Speaker 00

  I don't know, man.

• 5:13Andy Frisella?

  What was that?

• 5:14Speaker 00

  I, I got pissed because you know, I was, I went out of town and I was driving, had like a six hour drive.

• 5:18Andy Frisella?

  You probably thought it was just your phone.

• 5:20Speaker 00

  Well, I thought I didn't pay my bill at first, but then, no, what it was, bro, is that fucking Alex, man. She had every fucking device in the house on Netflix because apparently she was having issues and so like I couldn't even get in. I couldn't see it. Couldn't see it.

• 5:36Andy Frisella?

  Well, I mean, real talk, bro.

• 5:40Andy Frisella?

  It was uneventful.

• 5:41Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 5:42Andy Frisella?

  I mean.

• 5:42Speaker 00

  I think that was most, most people's reactions.

• 5:44Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, it was, it was another, uh, exhibition, sort of like.

• 5:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 5:49Andy Frisella?

  Uh, what was that, Roy Jones and Tyson? You know, it was, I watched it. I thought I had fun watching it.

• 5:54Speaker 00

  Like, if you would have told me that.

• 5:55Andy Frisella?

  I'll tell you what I really liked was the fight before that.

• 5:58Speaker 00

  The, yeah, the two girls?

• 5:59Andy Frisella?

  Ah, dang, man.

• 6:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, they were going at it.

• 6:02Andy Frisella?

  Holy shit.

• 6:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 6:04Andy Frisella?

  I'm starting to become a fan of women's boxing and MMA more than the men.

• 6:07Speaker 00

  Bro, they'd be going after it, bro.

• 6:08Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, they do. They go hard as fuck. It started when we, when we, uh, had Macy signed.

• 6:13Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 6:13Andy Frisella?

  And, uh, I started watching her because I love watching Macy. She's badass.

• 6:17Speaker 00

  Bro, she's awesome.

• 6:18Andy Frisella?

  And, uh, fuck dude, like I started watching her and then I started watching all, and like. You know, I don't know, man, like, I just think the women fighters go harder.

• 6:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 6:28Andy Frisella?

  Like, I've never seen a shoulder, a shoulder punch.

• 6:30Speaker 02

  It's like watching college football versus the NFL. That's what I think.

• 6:34Andy Frisella?

  I, I think it's like, they, they care more. Yeah. Dude, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. They, they're, I don't know. There's, it's, there's a, there's a level of intensity with the women that is different and fun to watch. And I never really realized that until I started watching Macy.

• 6:50Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, she, when I saw her fucking shoulder punch, I've never seen a shoulder punch before. And she was fucking shoulder punching.

• 6:57Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. I like it. Well, did, did you see, uh, did you see, you didn't get to see the fuck a boxing fight?

• 7:02Speaker 00

  None of it.

• 7:02Andy Frisella?

  Holy fuck, dude.

• 7:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, none of it.

• 7:04Andy Frisella?

  They beat the shit out of each other. Oh my God. That's all I kept saying the whole fight. I'm like, bro, these girls are beating the fuck out of each other.

• 7:12Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:12Andy Frisella?

  Did you see that cut on her fucking eye? Holy shit, man.

• 7:16Speaker 00

  Jeez.

• 7:17Andy Frisella?

  Bro, and it was like hanging, like, like, fuck, you could see like the tissue in there.

• 7:22Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah. I mean, a lot of people have been, been kind of, you know, split decisions on, uh, the, the, the Paul Tyson thing, you know? Uh, I saw somebody said something like, you know, if you would have told me this was like a charity event for cancer or something, I would have believed you. Cause it just seemed like a nice, you know, like a, you know?

• 7:38Andy Frisella?

  I mean, you know, look, dude,

• 7:43Andy Frisella?

  the guy's 60 years old. I don't know what people, you know, I, I actually,

• 7:50Andy Frisella?

  I, I don't know. Tyson didn't look like the Tyson that, that,

• 7:52Speaker 00

  Bro.

• 7:53Andy Frisella?

  that I saw training.

• 7:54Speaker 00

  Bro, what was that?

• 7:55Andy Frisella?

  He looked tired. He looked wobbly. He looked old and,

• 7:59Speaker 00

  58.

• 7:59Andy Frisella?

  You know, and Jake fucking put it on him. Uh, you know, he could have went harder at some points in the fight. But, uh, I think the fact that he, you know, and I think Tyson could have went harder. There's a couple of times where he pulled back. So, you know, look, it is what the fuck it is.

• 8:14Speaker 00

  Yeah. You know, one thing, you know, you would have thought that this was like on Friday the 13th though.

• 8:20Andy Frisella?

  Why?

• 8:21Speaker 00

  Cause there was a full moon.

• 8:23Andy Frisella?

  Tyson's ass.

• 8:27Andy Frisella?

  Bro, that was so,

• 8:28Speaker 00

  What the fuck was that?

• 8:29Andy Frisella?

  Bro, that was so funny. He comes over, he's doing an interview. I think it was his son. And he just fucking walks off, dude, like with his ass hanging out.

• 8:37Speaker 00

  I got the clip. Check this out.

• 8:39Speaker 03

  What's your prediction? Vicious win. Vicious win. Thank you, Doug.

• 8:45Speaker 03

  Love you too.

• 8:51Andy Frisella?

  Bro, I, I don't know what to think about that.

• 8:55Speaker 00

  I don't feel like you can say, I don't think you can say that.

• 8:58Andy Frisella?

  I don't think you could say shit. It's Mike Tyson.

• 9:00Speaker 00

  It's true.

• 9:01Andy Frisella?

  He do whatever the fuck he wants. And you know what I even think is better? Is he hasn't said anything about it. And said one word, he showed up at the UFC fight the next night? He doesn't give two fucks. Check out his ass all you want.

• 9:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, I mean, listen, I mean, it's not bad. I mean,

• 9:22Speaker 00

  I mean, that's a, that's a real ass. No hair?

• 9:26Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 9:27Speaker 00

  I mean, it seems, yeah. No, I mean, if you ever wanted to know what Mike Tyson's ass looks like.

• 9:32Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 9:32Speaker 00

  You know?

• 9:33Andy Frisella?

  It's a full ass.

• 9:34Speaker 00

  It's, it's there.

• 9:35Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Bro, did you see the memes?

• 9:39Speaker 00

  Of, of Mike?

• 9:40Andy Frisella?

  No, the memes of this, it said, it said, if I text you, Mike Tyson, you better show up with your ass out.

• 9:48Speaker 00

  Dude, I didn't know jock straps were still a thing.

• 9:51Andy Frisella?

  I mean.

• 9:52Speaker 00

  I got laughed at before.

• 9:54Andy Frisella?

  For what?

• 9:54Speaker 00

  Well, so, you know, I just started playing football to my sophomore year of high school.

• 9:57Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 9:58Speaker 00

  And so, you know, in preparation, you know how I am, bro. I, I'd like to be prepared.

• 10:02Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, you got all the equipment.

• 10:03Speaker 00

  I got all of it. You know what I'm saying? So like, you know, we went to Walmart, Dick's Sporting Goods, you know? And we got, I got everything I thought I was gonna need for football.

• 10:12Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 10:12Speaker 00

  I got a jock strap.

• 10:13Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 10:14Speaker 00

  Um, until I showed up to practice and realized, nobody wears jock straps anymore.

• 10:19Andy Frisella?

  Uh, what do they do?

• 10:21Speaker 00

  They, they don't wear anything, bro.

• 10:22Andy Frisella?

  You don't wear a cup?

• 10:23Speaker 00

  Nope. They don't wear cups no more.

• 10:25Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, they do.

• 10:26Speaker 00

  No, they don't. No, they don't.

• 10:29Andy Frisella?

  It's a thing.

• 10:30Speaker 00

  It's not a thing. No. Not a thing anymore.

• 10:33Andy Frisella?

  Dude, athletes don't wear cups no more.

• 10:34Speaker 00

  At least, at least St. Louis football, because I mean, I have coached it, you know, and like, no, they don't exist.

• 10:40Andy Frisella?

  Well.

• 10:40Speaker 00

  So I didn't even know they made jock straps anymore.

• 10:43Andy Frisella?

  Huh.

• 10:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 10:44Andy Frisella?

  Interesting.

• 10:44Speaker 00

  Learning something new every day.

• 10:45Andy Frisella?

  Yep.

• 10:46Speaker 00

  Uh, you know, now what was cool, uh, like I said, I mean, we, there was a couple of fighting events. There was also the UFC championship going on, um, John Jones, um, that was fucking cool. I did get a chance to see a little of that, um, for the, those of you guys who don't follow UFC, uh, this headline reads UFC champ John Jones hands Trump title belt, thanks him after knockout win. Um, so yeah, Jones, uh, John Jones, he beat the former heavyweight champion, um, and, uh, via a technical knockout, um, in Madison, Madison Square Garden, um.

• 11:21Andy Frisella?

  Did you see it?

• 11:22Speaker 00

  It was a fucking cool.

• 11:23Andy Frisella?

  Oh.

• 11:23Speaker 00

  Oh, bro, it was brutal.

• 11:24Andy Frisella?

  Oh.

• 11:25Speaker 00

  Brutal.

• 11:26Andy Frisella?

  I never seen anybody get kicked like that.

• 11:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was, it was brutal, uh, but his little celebration dance, he did the Trump dance. And then this was him coming out the, uh, coming out the ring, uh, he got trumped there.

• 11:37Speaker 00

  Hands trump the belt.

• 11:42Andy Frisella?

  Look how happy Trump is.

• 11:44Speaker 00

  Yeah. So he's like a kid on.

• 11:46Andy Frisella?

  He doesn't know what to do.

• 11:49Andy Frisella?

  Like you could tell he didn't want to keep it.

• 11:51Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 11:51Andy Frisella?

  But he, but he didn't want to disrespect the baddest dude on the earth.

• 11:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, no, you don't.

• 11:56Andy Frisella?

  You know, but like dude, Trump just fucking got a big ass smile, bro. Like it's cool.

• 12:00Speaker 00

  He looks like Biden did when Trump won the.

• 12:02Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, he looks like Biden did when Trump came to see him. Yeah. It was, I thought it was just cool seeing Trump get so excited about that. That guy's got everything, he's been everything, he's done everything and like, you could tell that meant something.

• 12:15Speaker 00

  Oh, fuck yeah. I mean, this dude, five seconds ago was just like spin kicking this guy to fucking sleep. And then he hands you the fucking.

• 12:22Andy Frisella?

  I mean, dude, he's probably the greatest fighter ever in UFC.

• 12:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 12:25Andy Frisella?

  You know, that's pretty.

• 12:26Speaker 00

  A monster.

• 12:27Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, dude. You know what's crazy about him, dude? If you saw that dude walking down the street, you, you wouldn't think like, man, that guy would just fucking kill you. Like you think, you, you would just think he's a normal.

• 12:39Speaker 00

  You maybe.

• 12:41Andy Frisella?

  I'm not saying nothing. I saw him kick that fucking dude. I ain't saying shit.

• 12:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, no.

• 12:46Andy Frisella?

  Brian never seen anybody kick like that. I get, that guy's gonna feel that kick for the rest of his fucking life.

• 12:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 12:51Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 12:52Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 12:52Andy Frisella?

  Like, did you hear the noise Madat that it made when he hit him? It sounded like, like thump.

• 12:57Speaker 04

  I think he had a broken rib or something.

• 12:58Andy Frisella?

  Oh, he had to have. Right? The heel caught him right in the ribs. Ugh. Dude, you saw him go down and he's like, he put his hand up like, "Don't hit me," and fuck, he got it anyway.

• 13:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 13:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, man.

• 13:11Andy Frisella?

  He thought that was a, that was practice or something.

• 13:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 13:13Andy Frisella?

  I think he was so hurt, he didn't know what to do.

• 13:15Speaker 04

  Yeah. I mean, he's probably like, got the wind knocked out of him.

• 13:18Andy Frisella?

  Oh, my God.

• 13:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, fuck. I wouldn't want it.

• 13:21Andy Frisella?

  Nope.

• 13:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, interesting weekend. Yeah, all is well. All is well. Guys, tell us what you guys think down in the comments. Let us know. Uh, with that being said, let's coo some headlines, man.

• 13:33Andy Frisella?

  Cool.

• 13:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, headline number one. Um, this is a, a new update. You know, Trump's been putting in his cabinet list, uh, going around. Uh, been filling spots here and there. Uh, this was an interesting one. Uh, Steve Bannon on the war room, uh, President-elect Trump names Kash Patel as FBI Director. Um, so this is big. This is probably, I mean, I think this is a big deal. Um, you know, I think with Matt Gaetz at AG and Cash now at FBI, I think you can definitely get some shit done with that. Uh, you know.

• 14:07Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 14:08Speaker 00

  Cash, though, he has some weird fucking eyes, man.

• 14:13Andy Frisella?

  He does.

• 14:14Speaker 00

  Like, what is that?

• 14:16Andy Frisella?

  I just think he's an intense dude, and I think he's super smart.

• 14:19Speaker 00

  Oh, he's, he's brilliant.

• 14:20Andy Frisella?

  And I think he is gonna do the job very well.

• 14:22Speaker 00

  No, he's brilliant. There's no doubt about that.

• 14:25Andy Frisella?

  Fuck, man. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited for that one.

• 14:27Speaker 00

  Yeah?

• 14:28Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 14:30Speaker 00

  Fuck, man, it's just some weird eyes, man.

• 14:31Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 14:33Speaker 00

  I don't care.

• 14:34Andy Frisella?

  Fucking do your job. You know what I'm saying?

• 14:39Speaker 00

  Yeah, I feel that, man.

• 14:40Andy Frisella?

  Who's cocaine was that in the White House?

• 14:45Speaker 00

  Listen, I know, listen, Cash is a great guy. I'm sure of it.

• 14:49Andy Frisella?

  Fuck. You could see the white around his pupils.

• 14:56Andy Frisella?

  I don't know, man. I think he's just ready to do the job.

• 14:59Speaker 00

  He's very, he's very ready, uh, for sure. Um, now, there's been interesting shit happening, um, all around DC. And I think we got some final little death rattles going. Um, this one is interesting. Adam Schiff, uh, Trump wants to use the military against me. Right?

• 15:18Andy Frisella?

  Against you?

• 15:19Speaker 00

  Against him. Okay, um, now, he went on CNN, alright, and this is actually very, very funny. Uh, he went on CNN, um, and, uh, was, was doing an interview on CNN, and this is the exchange. I want you guys to check this out.

• 15:33Speaker 05

  People from within, we have some very bad people, we have some sick people, radical left lunatics. And I think they're the, and, and it should be very easily handled by, if necessary, by national god, or if really necessary, by the military. Uh, because they can't let that happen.

• 15:50Speaker 06

  Do you think that he was talking about using the military against you? And how concerned are you about retribution? Uh, clearly, that's what he was talking about. Would he go to that length with the military, uh, essentially fulfill some kind of a unconstitutional order? Uh, I would hope the military would have more independence than that. Uh, historically, the military has, uh, stood up to civilian authority, uh, where civilian authority has suggested, as in his first administration, uh, unconstitutional acts. Um, look, I'm not going to be intimidated by anything he says, by anything he does. If I was, I wouldn't be on your show.

• 16:29Andy Frisella?

  Oh, he's shitting his pants.

• 16:30Speaker 00

  He's shitting his pants.

• 16:31Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 16:32Speaker 00

  Now, Trump's gonna use the military against me, yeah, for sure, that's what he meant. Well, why? Maybe, is, is it possibly, is it possible because not even 30 seconds after he says that Trump's gonna use the military on him, he brings up the bullshit about the Russia-Trump collusion again, and doubles it down on it?

• 16:51Andy Frisella?

  No way.

• 16:52Speaker 00

  Check this out. Obviously, he-

• 16:55Speaker 06

  is bringing a group of people to

• 16:56Speaker 00

  real quick, look at the timestamp, okay, this is at 6:26, he made that first one was at 6:24, so I mean

• 17:03Andy Frisella?

  okay, two minutes

• 17:05Speaker 00

  Trump's gonna use the military on me

• 17:06Andy Frisella?

  yeah

• 17:06Speaker 00

  yeah, and Russia collusion, like, look at this shit, man

• 17:10Speaker 06

  obviously, he is bringing a group of people to disrupt, I mean, that is what Speaker Johnson said um, and I'm wondering about how much anybody in Washington is is being introspective at all about why there is this kind of opening for disruptors, if not necessarily these individuals, you were censured in the House last year uh, for, in their view, holding positions of power during the Trump presidency as as chairman of the House Intelligence Committee and according to them, quote, abusing this trust by saying there was evidence of collusion between Trump's campaign and Russia and I wonder if you are feeling at all introspective at all about that that was according to your, according to the Mueller report and according to your your Republican colleagues, an overstatement, and I wonder if you think

• 17:55Speaker 06

  in any way you you uh, help set the table for these disruptors

• 17:59Speaker 07

  you know, first of all, it wasn't an overstatement, there is evidence of collusion, the Trump campaign manager was meeting with Russian intelligence and giving them internal polling data, just to give you one example uh, and the Mueller report sets all this out

• 18:12Speaker 06

  it does say, quote, the investigation did not establish that members of the Trump campaign conspired or coordinated with the Russian government in its election interference activities, which doesn't mean that he didn't, you know, that there weren't meetings, but they didn't find evidence

• 18:24Speaker 07

  says that too, he says the fact that we didn't find proof beyond a reasonable doubt doesn't mean there wasn't evidence of uh, conspiracy or coordination, so but look, that's not what people were voting on, people were voting on is this guy gonna improve the economy, is he gonna address inflation

• 18:39Andy Frisella?

  no, I'm voting on you going to jail

• 18:41Speaker 00

  yeah, and I want the military to do it

• 18:43Andy Frisella?

  yeah

• 18:45Andy Frisella?

  100% and and by the way they already proved that you made this up and lied about it, and they also proved that uh, there were other people that were involved who made this up and lied about it this Russia collusion story ruined the country and divided the country for eight fucking years

• 18:59Speaker 00

  yeah, man

• 19:00Andy Frisella?

  okay, these people put their own interests above the interests of the people, which is not what they're supposed to do they broke numerous laws, they violated the Constitution, they are traitors to this country, there is not a question about that, they are taking foreign influence money, making decisions that are in the interest of other countries and not in the interest of the United States That's being a traitor, okay? Uh, there's all kinds of different things that they've done as well. And here you have this guy on CNN who's clearly shitting his pants. Uh, you know, saying he's not going to be intimidated by Donald Trump. Um, I don't really think it matters if you're intimidated or not. I think you're going to fucking prison where you belong and you should never, ever get out.

• 19:45Andy Frisella?

  And that's being very lenient, in my opinion, because when we think about the lives that the small group of people have ruined, the accountability has to be harsh so that a small group of people doesn't get together in the future and try to do these same things. So when we say, oh, jail time, I mean, yeah, okay, like, cool. Yeah, that's not what I would do.

• 20:08Speaker 00

  Well, I think most people too, like, you know, we remember it's 2016 to 2020. Great fucking four years, right? People were making the most money and employment low, all these great things. But people tend to forget, how much better could those four years have been? Had these fucking people not been doing this?

• 20:27Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 20:27Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying?

• 20:28Andy Frisella?

  No shit.

• 20:28Speaker 00

  That's what comes to my mind.

• 20:29Andy Frisella?

  No shit. They're putting a fucking anchor in the boat every chance they get.

• 20:33Speaker 00

  Every single fucking turn, man.

• 20:35Andy Frisella?

  Yep.

• 20:35Speaker 00

  And so it's like, you know, not only are these people shitting their pants, they know it's fucking coming.

• 20:40Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 20:40Speaker 00

  Um, and it's.

• 20:41Andy Frisella?

  Well, they know what they did.

• 20:42Speaker 00

  They know what they did.

• 20:42Andy Frisella?

  They know what they did.

• 20:43Speaker 00

  And they know what the consequences are.

• 20:44Andy Frisella?

  That's why we, that's why they've been fighting so hard for so long to keep this dude out.

• 20:49Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah, they know it. And like, you know, you want to see a telltale sign, you look at how mainstream media writes it. Uh, we go to M- uh, NBC News. Headline reads DOJ and FBI officials reach out to lawyers as potential Trump revenge prosecutions loom. Why would they be worried about that? Apparently, multiple current and former senior Justice Department and FBI officials have begun reaching out to lawyers in anticipation of being criminally investigated by the Trump administration, according to three people with knowledge of their deliberations. Um, quote.

• 21:26Andy Frisella?

  Everything we did was above board. Said a former senior FBI official who has started contacting lawyers because he expects to be prosecuted himself. Quote, but this is a different world. Um, now he spoke on the condition of anonymity out of fear of becoming even more of a target. Doesn't believe any attempt to prosecute him will be successful. Judges and juries have the power to throw out cases and find defendants innocent if they deem prosecutions to be baseless. Um, and it's not just, you know, him, like I said, there, there's other agents, other people that were in the DOJ that are still in the DOJ are apparently trying to find criminal defense attorneys right now because they know what the fuck is coming. And I don't think that's going to be just, and I don't think that's going to be enough.

• 22:10Andy Frisella?

  Um, now other things that are interesting too, uh, you're starting to see this other flip with, uh, mainstream media. Uh, morning Joe co-hosts who liken Trump to Hitler, opened dialogue with him at my Lago. So Joe Scarborough, um, and Mika Brzezinski, uh, they both apparently are down. Dilbert? Yeah, Dilbert. Yeah. Um, they're both down with, uh, with Trump. They were, they met with him this morning. Um, quote, as I've said for years on the air and in print, 90% of what you see on networks like this is all performance art. Joe Contra posted on X, quote, because why else would Joe and Mika want to reset their relationship with someone they repeatedly called a fascist for eight years?

• 22:52Andy Frisella?

  Totally phony people. Um, so yeah, so they went down there and, uh, Brzezinski, viewers, she said, quote, uh, what we did agree was to restart communications. And for those asking why we would go speak to the president-elect during such fraught times, especially between us. I guess I would ask back, why wouldn't we? So, I mean, you see this like flip happening, man. And I, I mean, I feel like some of it is like rats trying to jump the ship. That's what that is. That's what this is. What those, okay, just to clarify why they went there. Here's what's happening. All of these media personalities are dead in the water. Nobody trusts them. Nobody believes them. Nobody's going to listen to them. This is why you're seeing them get fired from many different networks.

• 23:35Andy Frisella?

  The only way to preserve their credibility is to potentially do something like what they just did. Where they go down there, they say, oh, we're going to sit with them. It's all good. We blah, blah, blah. There, those two are trying to salvage their own personal credibility.

• 23:53Andy Frisella?

  After what they've done for the last, you know, eight, nine years with Trump. So that's all that is about. This is not about, they actually think different. This is not about, they want to start a new page. This is not about anything other than this. They are unemployable after the amount of lies and the amount of deceit and the amount of bullshit that they shove down the American people's throat and they're trying to salvage their well-paying careers to become credible again by trying to make up with Trump. And if I were Trump, I'd tell them to eat a fucking dick and fucking enjoy your food stamps, bitch. Two of them. Yeah, because that's what they fucking deserve.

• 24:33Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, bro. So you see rats jumping ships or you see what, you know, Schiff's doing and they double down Yeah. on the shit, man. It's just weird to see. Yeah. It's weird to see. Um, is there anybody else you, uh, I mean, Trump has a pretty good cabinet going right now. Are you happy with the names that have been up there? Me? Yeah. I mean, look, dude, there's some that I don't like. Like, there's some that I like a lot. There's some that I don't like. Uh, you know, some of these guys getting up and talking about, you know,

• 25:04Andy Frisella?

  Israel in front of, when we're talking about America, that's not a good sign to me. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, when they get up there and they say, oh, Israel, America, blah, blah, blah. Motherfucker, this is America. This is not Israel. America is in shambles. Okay? We're not voting for Israel. We're voting for America and Americans. And so while I like a lot of the picks, I really like the, the new, uh, uh, Department of Government Efficiency with Vivek and Elon.

• 25:34Andy Frisella?

  I really like the FBI with Kash Patel. Uh, you know, I really liked the Pete Hegseth pick until he went up there and he fucking said, America and Israel. It's like, bro, this ain't the time to fucking pander to this other fucking country. And, um, you know, like, I, I feel okay. About some of them and some of them I don't, but at the end of the day dude, you know, these people uh need to do a job. They they need to do the job. They have been uh voted into positions of power, appointed into positions of power by Trump to do a job. I am hopeful that they will do that job to the degree and the depth that which they promised to do that job.

• 26:17Andy Frisella?

  But when we look at the history of politics and the history of politicians, that hardly ever happens. So, you know, uh if they don't do the job, I'm gonna be all over them, just like I've been all over the other people for the last four years. Because do we need major reform in America and it's not a little bit, it's fucking major. And um I hope Trump lets them do their job. I hope Trump pushes them to do their job. I hope they don't fucking take their foot off the necks of people that are that will get. Look, a big problem I see with Trump dude, and I don't know why he's like this, alright? I think he has a big heart and I think he forgives people too easily. And I think he forgets that these people were fucking raiding his home. They were, you know, these people would have executed him had they had the chance. They tried.

• 27:01Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I know dude, and like for him to come out. I mean, look, he's a chess player dude, and he wrote a whole chapter on revenge and and you know, in his book Think Big and Kick Ass. You know, I I think I think he might be playing nice right now to get in and and just fucking bring the hammer when he gets in there, but. Uh which is what's required, man. Like, we need a major reset. We need a major thinning of the herd in terms of bureaucracy and government and these lifetime politicians and these corrupt traitors. They all need to be dealt with and they need to be pulled out of forced out of government and held accountable for the things that they've done. And uh unless he does that, and unless we end up with a completely different government four years from now in terms of

• 27:46Andy Frisella?

  tax code, size, positive cash flow, you know, like.

• 27:53Speaker 00

  It's just another fucking president dude, you know what I mean? And I understand that everybody's hyped and, but we can't let the fucking enemy off the map, bro. Because the minute you let them up, they will kill you. And if we don't have the killer instinct, and by the killer instinct, I mean to remove the corrupt players from this system and put America truly first, not America and Israel, America truly first. Unless that happens, it's a fucking, it's just another fucking four years of bullshit. And we'll be right back in the shit four years from now with a whole nother version of what we just went through. You know, and, and dude, like, the other thing is, Trump could be being genuine, recognizing that certain people

• 28:34Speaker 00

  do need accountability and certain people should get a pass. Uh, and I don't know where he's drawing that line, you know, maybe he's drawing that line with members of the media. But honestly, like, some of the media, maybe not the people on the screens, but the people who are driving the narrative that are like, dude, that's, that's not okay to go on TV and lie to people. Look at the amount of people that we have on the internet that are genuinely terrified of Trump being in office. That's not because Trump did anything to terrify them. Didn't do anything. That's because they've been watching these people lie about Trump for the last eight years and they're legitimately scared. I have empathy for those people, you know, it's the same people who wear masks still.

• 29:18Speaker 00

  In fact, there was a person, uh, I don't know if you saw that works here, that has worn a mask the entire fucking time. This has happened, not, she doesn't work here, she's a contractor, you know what I'm talking about? I know exactly what you're talking about. Did you see what she was doing today? Mm-hmm. No mask. Mm-hmm. Finally, you know what I said to her? I said, "Hey, it's really nice to see your face." Mm-hmm. You know? What'd she say? She smiled, she said, "Thank you." Yeah. You know, but like, that's someone who is not-

• 29:44Andy Frisella?

  At a core aligned with what you and I believe and what I think our listenership for the main part believes, she is someone who, I mean dude, you could tell from the stickers on her car, right? I'm being nice, but like the stickers on her car, all the things that we fucking don't like. And that's probably someone who has been heavily manipulated by the media to the point where they feel in danger four years later to come out, like that's not okay dude. The amount of manipulation, the amount of brainwashing, the amount of mental abuse that the media put on Americans is not okay. It's fucking not okay. Well, I mean, and to that point too, that's why I feel like drawing that line from like, you know, the people we see on TV versus the people who wrote the teleprompter script,

• 30:27Andy Frisella?

  I see no difference. Because I have a fundamental issue with somebody who, you know, is reading this teleprompter, knowing what they're reading is bullshit. Yeah. But reading it anyway, so they can get a fucking dime. Yeah. I have a massive problem with that. And, you know, like, dude, I don't care about any of them. I don't think any of them should be safe. Well, I mean, look dude, there's an argument to be made for that. I, you know, where does the line, there has to be responsibility, there has to be accountability. Where that line is drawn is not my decision or your decision, it's Trump's decision. So I don't know where he's drawing that line. But the people who did all the traitor shit, taking money from foreign interests, making decisions that are anti-American, that have hurt this

• 31:09Andy Frisella?

  country, that have allowed 18 to 20 million people into this country, that's going to cost billions of dollars to undo, and be emotionally traumatizing probably for a lot of people to watch. You know, the depletion of the oil reserves, the stopping of domestic energy production, the inflation, the printing of money, the leaving of weapons in Ukraine, the war in Ukraine, the fucking COVID scandal, all this shit, they did intentionally. And it has to be fucking held accountable, or we're going to face those same challenges again. So there has to be a standard set for what happens to people who run.

• 31:51Andy Frisella?

  Completely wild and decide to do anything they can to keep a man from being president. This is the land of opportunity. You and I and everybody else grew up being told, one day, maybe you could be president. Well, clearly that's not the case because these people have created a little caste system within the government that they are the elite people and we are the peasants. And Schiff is a perfect example of someone who believes that. Hillary Clinton believes that. Barack Obama believes that. The whole, the whole entire little group of, they think they're special and they think we're shit. And they've said this out loud, I don't even know how many times. So how many times do we gotta hear them say that out loud before we fucking believe that's what they actually think? They're not coming to our house to fucking eat a steak.

• 32:35Andy Frisella?

  They're not fucking, they're not gonna hang out with us, bro. They like, they're not us. And the people should be in control of the government. That's the whole point of the United States of America. And th- these people need to be fucking excommunicated from the government and, and held accountable. And all these 51 intelligence officials that signed this letter knowing it was bullshit about Hunter Biden's laptop and all, all those people should go to fucking jail for the rest of their lives. All of them.

• 33:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, 100% man. 100%. Guys, jumping on this conversation, let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

• 33:11Andy Frisella?

  I think they think they're gonna go to jail too.

• 33:12Speaker 00

  I think they do.

• 33:13Andy Frisella?

  I think, I think when all said and done, we're gonna find out they did way worse shit than what we even know about.

• 33:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, that's real, man.

• 33:20Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 33:21Speaker 00

  That's real. Guys, let's check out, uh, let's check out some of your comments. We got, uh, Cruz's comments.

• 33:26Andy Frisella?

  Oh, cool.

• 33:27Speaker 00

  Uh, this first one.

• 33:30Speaker 00

  This first one comes from, uh, at William Vega 6190. Uh, he says, is it me or do all black people look alike?

• 33:39Andy Frisella?

  Well, they say that about us. They do.

• 33:44Andy Frisella?

  You guys fucking say that, don't you?

• 33:45Speaker 00

  I, I've never said that.

• 33:48Andy Frisella?

  You never said all white people look alike? Nope. You never said all white people smell like mayonnaise? Yes. Okay. But like, not, no, not mayonnaise. I've never said that, actually. What do they smell like? Boiled hot dog water. Okay. When you, like, when they perspirate. Yeah. Yeah. When they what? Perspirate. I smell like that? No, you have great BO. Oh, okay. Like, your, your BO's fine. Yeah, alright, good. But most, it's like wet dog. You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. Ah, that sounds racist, man. That sounds racist to me. Now Indians on the other.

• 34:28Andy Frisella?

  What? What are you doing over there, Zishan?

• 34:33Andy Frisella?

  Trying to hide.

• 34:38Andy Frisella?

  Nobody's safe. Yeah. Well, uh, you know, I, I don't think they all look alike. Yeah. That's not my opinion. Just me and DJ did. Huh? Me and DJ did. Yeah, you and Mighty Mouse did, for sure. Yeah. But. It might be my brother. Yeah. Uh, alright, yes. Um, not all of us do. Some of us do. Uh, William, Vega. Uh, next one comes from, uh, at underscore Brandon eighty-five sixteen. He says, uh, don't feel bad, DJ. I have them too. Thanks, grandma.

• 35:10Andy Frisella?

  He's talking about your hemis. Yeah, and you know what's funny? Uh, literally, my sister just texted me. Uh, she said, "I'm going to kill you." So I imagine she probably heard the.

• 35:20Andy Frisella?

  I knew that was coming, dude. I just said, "What?" Like, I don't know what you're talking about. Um, yeah, man, it exists. They're real. Well. Thanks, grandma.

• 35:32Andy Frisella?

  That's fucked up. That is some fucked up shit. You're gonna rat out your grandma for her hemorrhoids? Grandma's probably dead and you're out here making fun of her. Thanks, Obama, yeah. Uh, this last one comes from at thejuiceman888. He says, uh, says, quote, uh, DJ said, "I'm cut."

• 35:51Speaker 00

  Technically, and it went straight over Andy's head that it was a circumcision jerk. Huh? What? Okay. Yeah, you did miss that joke.

• 36:00Andy Frisella?

  No, I didn't miss it. It just wasn't funny.

• 36:05Andy Frisella?

  I intentionally pretend I don't hear not funny jokes.

• 36:08Speaker 00

  Is that what it is?

• 36:09Andy Frisella?

  Yes.

• 36:09Speaker 00

  Gotcha.

• 36:10Andy Frisella?

  I got the fucking joke. It just wasn't funny.

• 36:14Speaker 00

  I thought it was a banger, bro.

• 36:15Andy Frisella?

  Well, that's

• 36:16Speaker 00

  No?

• 36:17Andy Frisella?

  That's why you're you and I'm me.

• 36:18Speaker 00

  I get it. I get it. Alright. Alright, what about this joke? It says, uh, do you pay a doc for circumcision? Nah, but they keep the tips.

• 36:27Andy Frisella?

  Uh, and then they eat them.

• 36:29Speaker 00

  That's fucking disgusting, bro.

• 36:31Andy Frisella?

  That's what them fucking weirdos do, bro. They sell that shit to like fucking those people that drink adrenochrome and stuff.

• 36:39Speaker 00

  Oh, man. Yeah.

• 36:40Andy Frisella?

  They're making little cocktails with your foreskin.

• 36:44Andy Frisella?

  Por- for- for- foreskin cocktail.

• 36:51Speaker 00

  That's nasty, man. That's so nasty. Alright, well guys, we appreciate you for being real ass fans. Thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing. Make sure you guys hit the bell notification on the YouTube. Stay up to date with the latest episodes from Real AF.

• 37:08Speaker 00

  Let's keep this cruise moving. Head on number two.

• 37:11Andy Frisella?

  I can't believe that you guys listening thought I didn't get the joke.

• 37:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, they thought it went right over there.

• 37:16Andy Frisella?

  I know. Nothing goes over my head.

• 37:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 37:20Andy Frisella?

  Doesn't.

• 37:20Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 37:21Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 37:22Speaker 00

  I feel like I've had a few jokes like that. So you're saying like, oh my, they just usually didn't they just were not funny? Is that what you're saying?

• 37:30Andy Frisella?

  That's exactly what I'm saying.

• 37:31Speaker 00

  Okay, alright. We'll see.

• 37:34Andy Frisella?

  We gotta retell the joke a different way?

• 37:38Speaker 00

  Technically, I'm cut. You know what I'm saying? No? Alright. Headline number two.

• 37:43Andy Frisella?

  How the fuck do you think that's funny?

• 37:45Speaker 00

  Bro, no, I, well, I forget the actual context of it, but I felt like it was, Joe laughed.

• 37:50Andy Frisella?

  Joe laughs at how not funny you are. That's what the fuck he's laughing at.

• 37:54Speaker 00

  Joe. Joe, don't lie to me.

• 37:56Andy Frisella?

  That is what Joe's la- that's what everybody laughs at.

• 37:59Speaker 00

  It's not true.

• 38:01Andy Frisella?

  You better start reading your comments.

• 38:08Speaker 00

  All right, uh, number two, let's keep this cruise moving. Um, footage of Biden wandering off into the Amazon explodes online, but is everything as it seems? Good old Gramps.

• 38:21Andy Frisella?

  I didn't see this.

• 38:22Speaker 00

  Oh, you didn't see this? This is great. So footage of President Joe Biden wandering off into the Amazon rainforest has gone viral, but it's not what it seems. On Sunday, Biden became the first sitting president to visit the Amazon, uh, first taking an aerial tour of the region before walking through a portion of the rainforest, uh, with daughter Ashley and granddaughter Natalie, uh, at the Museo de Arizona.

• 38:47Andy Frisella?

  Amazonian. Amazonia.

• 38:50Speaker 00

  Amazonia, yeah.

• 38:51Andy Frisella?

  You said Arizona.

• 38:52Speaker 00

  Did I say Arizona?

• 38:53Andy Frisella?

  You said something else.

• 38:54Speaker 00

  I thought I said, okay.

• 38:55Andy Frisella?

  What you said, Arizona? Yeah.

• 38:57Speaker 00

  I did, I did say Arizona. It was the M, M R, they kind of look alike. Um, in, uh, Manaus, Brazil, uh, check this clip out.

• 39:09Andy Frisella?

  So let's preserve this sacred place for our time and forever for the benefit of all humanity. Thank you very, very much.

• 39:20Andy Frisella?

  That looks like a fucking green screen.

• 39:27Andy Frisella?

  Well, I'll see you guys later.

• 39:33Speaker 00

  Well, so, so, so that's the clip that's going around. Everybody was like, you know, uh, tripping out. But here's the thing, all right? Gave those remarks and all that good stuff. That was the same pathway that he entered from. All right. So there is like a little cutoff there. And reporters on the scene confirmed to DailyMail.com that Biden did not get lost in the abyss of the rainforest. Um, now that did not stop the internet, uh, cause you know, shit started going out like this. Legend says he's still lurking there.

• 40:03Andy Frisella?

  Is that him behind the tree?

• 40:08Speaker 00

  Or this one here, Biden wandering into the rainforest.

• 40:10Andy Frisella?

  Now that is a fucking accurate depiction of Joe Biden.

• 40:14Speaker 00

  Oh, for sure.

• 40:15Andy Frisella?

  Uh, Vincent Vega's character or John, uh, John Travolta, Vincent Vega in fucking Pulp Fiction. When he's over at Mia Wallace's house and she starts talking through the intercom and he's like.

• 40:27Andy Frisella?

  That's Biden dude. What a great movie.

• 40:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, first of all, I mean, the dude looks like he's about to go colonize some shit.

• 40:35Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, colonizer.

• 40:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 40:38Andy Frisella?

  He looks like he's like he just got cut from auditioning for Indiana Jones and he's about to tell. He's about to tell everybody, you know, unfortunately, guys, I didn't make the cut.

• 40:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, didn't get the golden.

• 40:50Andy Frisella?

  They should have put a khaki shirt on him, bro. And like a fu- like at this point, it's just fuck with Joe Biden, right?

• 40:55Speaker 00

  Dress him up.

• 40:56Andy Frisella?

  Put him in like a, in like a Stevie Erwin outfit, you know what I'm saying?

• 41:01Speaker 00

  Now walk into the rainforest, walk into the rainforest.

• 41:06Speaker 00

  What's that, what's that show in Practical Jokers?

• 41:08Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 41:08Speaker 00

  Bro, that's how this feels, man.

• 41:09Andy Frisella?

  I think we should just put that, put that, Biden should go on that show.

• 41:12Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 41:13Andy Frisella?

  If Biden went on that show, dude, he'd become a national treasure. Like you want it, you want to reverse your negative viewpoint, you know, besides being a literal traitor.

• 41:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, right.

• 41:22Andy Frisella?

  Go on that show.

• 41:24Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 41:24Andy Frisella?

  And, uh, you know, do some funny shit.

• 41:26Speaker 00

  Sniff the kids, sniff the kids, Joe.

• 41:30Andy Frisella?

  He'd do that for fucking free. He'd do that on his own.

• 41:34Speaker 00

  It's like home.

• 41:35Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 41:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, now, so, you know, all jokes aside.

• 41:38Andy Frisella?

  He ain't ever sniffing no Indian kids.

• 41:50Andy Frisella?

  What?

• 41:52Andy Frisella?

  What?

• 41:57Speaker 00

  That's fucked, man.

• 41:58Andy Frisella?

  Have you ever seen him do it?

• 42:03Speaker 00

  This one smells spicy.

• 42:13Andy Frisella?

  Alright.

• 42:13Speaker 00

  Alright.

• 42:14Andy Frisella?

  Get serious, put your fuck game face on.

• 42:16Speaker 00

  All jokes aside, man, all jokes aside, this is, uh, this is interesting. Uh, we gotta keep this on the horizon for people. Um, have you seen this?

• 42:25Andy Frisella?

  Huh?

• 42:26Speaker 00

  Pentagon fails seventh audit in a row, unable to fully account for eight hundred and twenty-four billion dollar budget.

• 42:37Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah, man, yeah.

• 42:40Speaker 00

  Seven times.

• 42:41Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 42:42Speaker 00

  Now, listen to this shit, though.

• 42:44Andy Frisella?

  What about that three trillion one right before, uh, you know, what, what, what day was that? Was that nine? It was like September 10th?

• 42:52Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 42:52Andy Frisella?

  Two thousand. Two thousand one?

• 42:54Speaker 00

  Two thousand one.

• 42:55Andy Frisella?

  September 10th, two thousand one, they, they lost three trillion dollars.

• 42:59Speaker 00

  Jeez.

• 42:59Andy Frisella?

  Wow.

• 43:00Speaker 00

  And then, jeez.

• 43:02Andy Frisella?

  And not that that's a relevant date or anything.

• 43:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, no. Um.

• 43:08Speaker 00

  Yeah, man, and, and, and here we are again. Um. But it's okay. Because officials, they're confident that the DOD has turned a corner. And understanding its budgetary challenges going forward.

• 43:23Andy Frisella?

  This is such bullshit.

• 43:26Andy Frisella?

  Okay, these motherfuckers make us work our fucking balls off. Take half our money, spend it on whatever they want, steal most of it, you know, like, they've paid seven hundred dollars for a fucking hammer, right? Steal six hundred and fucking ninety-five of it. And then tell us, oh, we don't know what happened. What would you do? What, what would the government do to you? If they were to come to you as a business owner or as an individual and say, let me see your records. Let me, I'm coming to you, Mr. Businessman. You're being audited, let me see your shit. Fuck, I don't know what happened to it. You know what happens to you?

• 44:04Speaker 00

  Straight to jail.

• 44:05Andy Frisella?

  That's right. Straight to fucking jail, bro. But these people can do whatever they want with, with no, with immunity from any consequences. Fuck that.

• 44:14Speaker 00

  And it's not like it's a little money, bro, that's a shit ton. And see, I feel like that's part of the, the issue here too, bro, like, we gotta talk about this. Because I think most of the reason why more people are not upset is because they can't even conceptualize how much fucking money that is.

• 44:30Andy Frisella?

  I, I think they're so used to it just going away, they don't care.

• 44:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:34Andy Frisella?

  Like, bro, we're born into this fucking system.

• 44:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, sure.

• 44:37Andy Frisella?

  Okay, we're born into it, it's, if you took, the, okay.

• 44:44Andy Frisella?

  If you were to stop and separate yourself from being born into the system and what you know, what you've always known, the way it always has been, which very few people have the ability to do. If you just stopped and said, "How should it be?" Instead of "How is it?" You would come up with, okay, most, most Americans would come up with the idea of, "Well, we should pay some tax, enough tax to, you know, maintain protection, uh, maintain, you know, cer- certain, you know, pillars of a functioning society. We all contribute and we all benefit." That would be a natural, you know, conclusion we'd all probably come to.

• 45:29Andy Frisella?

  What we wouldn't come to is it should be half of your money.

• 45:36Andy Frisella?

  Um, and if you don't pay it, you go to fucking jail. And if we can't account for where we spent it, nothing happens to us. And we could do whatever we want. We could buy whatever we want. We could approve whatever contracts we want. We could send the contracts to our friends. They're allowed to take that inflated contract that, you know, should be a thousand dollars and make it a hundred thousand. And then, you know, they split the money on the back deal, right? Like, "I'll give you half of what's left over." That's how these kickback deals work. Or they work like, "Well, we'll donate, you know, uh, the, the half of the money back to your political PAC or whatever, or your charity or whatever, right? And that's the way this game works. And if we were all to sit down

• 46:21Andy Frisella?

  and say, "Is that an ideal system?" We would all say, "No, all of us." But because we're born into it and because it's quote unquote, "Just the way it is", we all accept it and we just go along with it, which is ridiculous, bro. We, we should be held at the same standard that they're held at. Like, if they can't fucking provide an audit that shows where the money went and they didn't do it responsibly or within the rules of the law, then who should go to jail? If we're gonna go to jail for mismanaging some, a fucking fraction, you know, they're hitting people for 600 fucking dollars on fucking PayPal.

• 46:57Speaker 00

  Right.

• 46:59Andy Frisella?

  If we're gonna get in trouble for that, then shouldn't they be fucking held to the same standard where they should go to fucking prison for mismanaging fucking a trillion fucking dollars?

• 47:08Speaker 00

  And then they have the nerve.

• 47:09Andy Frisella?

  I mean, yes or no?

• 47:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, right.

• 47:12Speaker 00

  Bro, they have the nerve to call that then say that to our faces that even with all of that, it's not a failure. He wouldn't call it a failure.

• 47:19Andy Frisella?

  Oh, not only that, we're short of money. And by the way, we're gonna need some more tax money.

• 47:22Speaker 00

  Need more, actually. So we can lose, lose some more. Um, it's insane. Now, so you have this, right? Biden's in the rainforest, DoD is fucking, in air quotes, losing money. Um, and then we gotta, we gotta be careful because, you know, we've talked about this. We got, we still got some time before Trump's actually in office, right? And a lot of things can happen before that. I don't believe Biden's necessarily pulling the strings at this point. I don't think he has been in a while. Um, but we have to see what's happening on the global scale of things. The Ukraine, Russia war being one of those things. Um, you see this White House's message for Putin after the Kremlin accused Biden of trying to start World War III. Um, so this just came down

• 48:04Speaker 00

  the pipe. Uh, the White House hit back on, uh, hit back at the Kremlin Monday after it claimed the United States authorization for Ukraine to strike deep inside Russia was, quote, fueling the fire with Putin allies even claiming it would lead to World War III. Uh, the incendiary rhetoric comes as Ukraine prepares to use the green light to potentially launch powerful, long-range weapons provided by Washington to strike Russia, uh, and North Korean troops, trying to claw back territory seized in the Ukrainian counteroffensive. Uh, they said, quote, "With regard to the comments that came out of Russia, the fire was lit by Russia's invasion of Ukraine," White House Deputy National Security Advisor John Finer told reporters

• 48:49Speaker 00

  in Rio where President Biden is attending the G20 Summit. Uh, quote, "So I think that this notion of fuel on the fire is simply a side issue to the main issue, which is Russia waging a war of aggression across a sovereign border into Ukraine and continuing to do so." Um, so now what was the, uh, uh, the, the Kremlin's, uh, response or comments, initial ones at least? Uh, Dmitry Peskov, uh, he said, quote, "It is clear that the outgoing administration in

• 49:21Speaker 00

  To take steps to continue to add fuel to the fire and to further inflame tensions around this conflict. Um, so yeah, so uh, Russia like bombed the shit out of Ukraine, sent like 200 bombs and something like that. They bombed the fuck out of this looks specific region. Um, and then Biden authorizes uh, Ukraine to use that US supplied long range missiles. They have not used one yet. Not sure what that's gonna do. Does not seem to be a uh, a good thing, man. Andy, what do you got on this, man?

• 49:50Andy Frisella?

  I, you know, it's what I've been saying for a long time. I think they're gonna, uh, look. These people are not going quietly. They're not gonna just peacefully transition power. They're going to do everything they can to put Trump in a very unfavorable position, to create chaos, to create distractions. Who knows? Uh, how far they're willing to go. I don't, you don't, but. I think they're willing to go pretty fucking far. And I see a lot, we're not even out of November. We're halfway through November. Okay? There. Are. Plenty of options for them to screw up. This country.

• 50:32Andy Frisella?

  And create division, chaos, frustration. These people are still in control. Trump is not in control yet. And uh, you know, I think chaos is on the horizon, you know, these people are, these are communist people. These are not. These are not just American politicians. These are communist. Insurgents. That are posing as American politicians. Communism does not just go away. It might take a step back. They might take a step back whenever they feel like they're about to get punished or held accountable or outed. But I think they've been outed too far to take a step back. And um.

• 51:14Andy Frisella?

  We're gonna see what happens, dude. I think they're in all the way and I think part of the reason now, actually, now that I'm talking this out. It makes sense as to why Trump is trying to play peaceful because he's trying to preserve some sort of order between now and then. That makes sense. Now that we're talking that out, that makes more sense. He's not gonna be saying, hey, I'm doing this and this and this and this and this. Right now, because that's gonna give them the opportunity to create as much destruction between now and then.

• 51:41Speaker 00

  It justifies it.

• 51:42Andy Frisella?

  That's correct. So he's gonna play cool. That makes sense. That makes sense now that I'm talking it out.

• 51:49Andy Frisella?

  So that's, that's, that's what I'm thinking right now.

• 51:51Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 51:52Speaker 04

  Also, one point I want to point out, I want to ask you something. The last time you talked about that budget thing happened around the September date. This budget failure, coincidentally, do you think happens on the, on Friday where this fight happens for the whole world is looking at that fight and nobody's paying attention to that thing?

• 52:11Andy Frisella?

  For sure. Big fight weekend, lots of entertainment, bread and circuses. You know, this is what, this is what failing civilizations do. You know, uh, now I don't think the UFC is involved, they're not involved. I don't think Jake Paul's involved.

• 52:24Speaker 00

  No. They use these as the fucking.

• 52:27Andy Frisella?

  Correct. It was a big weekend. Everybody was watching both these things for sure. For sure.

• 52:32Speaker 04

  Divided attention.

• 52:33Andy Frisella?

  A hundred percent.

• 52:34Speaker 00

  By the way, we lost three quarters of a trillion dollars.

• 52:37Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, right.

• 52:38Speaker 00

  Guys, jumping on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

• 52:44Andy Frisella?

  I think that's what's going on with Trump.

• 52:47Speaker 00

  I mean, dude, it makes sense, man. Like, you know, you got a wildcat over there.

• 52:50Andy Frisella?

  Nah, that's what I do.

• 52:51Speaker 00

  Yeah. You don't want to, you, I mean, all right. Patience.

• 52:55Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 52:55Speaker 00

  You know?

• 52:56Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 52:56Speaker 00

  I could see it.

• 52:57Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. That makes sense to me now that I'm talking about it.

• 53:01Speaker 00

  Yeah. Guys, let us know what you guys think. Uh, with that being said, let's get to our third and final headline. Um, it's also interesting that as, you know, time progresses, more and more things are starting to come out. Um, this is a bombshell revelation that just dropped. Love to hear your thoughts on it. This is something we talk about all the time, guys. Like, it's important that we don't forget all of the bullshit that was done, right?

• 53:28Speaker 00

  Trump's former CDC director makes bombshell COVID claim that there is a real possibility the virus was born in North Carolina. Holy shit.

• 53:41Andy Frisella?

  What do you mean, holy shit?

• 53:42Speaker 00

  Holy shit.

• 53:43Andy Frisella?

  What do you mean?

• 53:44Speaker 00

  Now, didn't we just, it was a big natural disaster.

• 53:53Speaker 00

  That was.

• 53:56Speaker 04

  Man.

• 53:58Andy Frisella?

  We said, I said this on the show in 2020. That it came from fucking here to Wuhan. Don't we have that audio? Because COVID has contributed to what we're experiencing now very significantly for a lot of reasons. And I don't think that many people are even seeing the two as related at all. And so what we want to do is we want to work through the timeline of how we got to today. And then we'll start talking about how to fix a motherfucking problem. All right, so here's the thing.

• 54:32Andy Frisella?

  COVID. The first thing that's important to understand is that COVID was developed here in the United States. It was then moved to China because American sanctions made it too dangerous to develop here. And guess who it was moved by? It was moved by Anthony Fauci, his team, and Barack Obama to Wuhan. These are all things you can go fucking verify on your own. Second point. Dr. Fauci said in 2017, for no apparent reason, not provoked, it wasn't relevant, that this president will face a pandemic that he's not prepared for.

• 55:17Andy Frisella?

  Why would he say that? Why would he offer that? That's me. What date was that?

• 55:22Speaker 04

  June 11, 2020.

• 55:24Andy Frisella?

  That was me in June 11th of 2020, telling people that this shit came from here and was sent there. And I got fucking destroyed for it. Misinformation. In fact, that particular episode got fucking censored because of that. That statement right there. Here we are in 2024, and guess what, motherfuckers? I was right again.

• 55:52Speaker 04

  It's just wild, man.

• 55:53Speaker 00

  This is Trump.

• 55:54Andy Frisella?

  Do you remember when I said that?

• 55:55Speaker 00

  I do, yeah, now, now, I do remember that, man. And like, fuck, man, I mean, dude, there's so much here, man, like, there, there's just so much going on. Um, and I think it's, it's, it's, it's putting us into a position, us meaning the people of this country, that like,

• 56:14Speaker 00

  it's all out now. It's, it's out.

• 56:17Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 56:18Speaker 00

  It's out.

• 56:19Andy Frisella?

  There's not a real possibility it was made here. It was made here.

• 56:23Speaker 00

  Man, like, and this guy calls it out, man, like, so this is, this is Trump's former CDC director.

• 56:28Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 56:28Speaker 00

  Okay, his name is, uh, Robert Redfield. Okay, this guy right here.

• 56:33Andy Frisella?

  Yep.

• 56:33Speaker 00

  Okay, he's a former director of the CDC under Donald Trump's administration.

• 56:36Andy Frisella?

  He was pushed out by Fauci because he was criticizing what, what we're talking about right now.

• 56:41Speaker 00

  Exactly what we're talking about. Um, he was a proponent, um, of the lab leak theory, right? Now, Redfield, he's a critic of Anthony Fauci, he says that the disease has origins, or may have origins in the Tar Heel State. Um, appearing on the Third Opinion Podcast, Redfield flat out stated that COVID-19 was, quote, intentionally engineered as a part of a bio-defense program. Um, he now argues that China did not necessarily create the virus and did the best that they could once they realized they had a problem. However, he calls the United States' role in the development of the virus substantial. He claims that the American government holds responsibility for funding research into the NIH,

• 57:25Speaker 00

  USA, uh, USAID, and the Department of Defense. He then calls out a researcher, Dr. Ralph Bark, from the University of North Carolina, who he calls the scientific mastermind behind all of it. That's this guy. Um, check his hard drive and apparently his lab as well. Um, now, he says, quote, "I think he probably helped create some of the original viral lines, but I can't prove that, but he was very involved." Uh, when pressed on whether the virus was actually developed here and that the Chinese may have wrongfully accused us, uh, cause, bro, that's what China said originally.

• 58:04Andy Frisella?

  They put it on us. I know. They put it on us. It was on us. It was on us, man. Uh, but, uh, when he was pushed on that, he, uh, Redfield doubles down. He says, quote, "Well, I don't know if they were framed, but I think there is a real possibility that the virus's birthplace was Chapel Hill." Redfield said, naming the hometown of the University of North Carolina. Um, they reached out to Dr. Barrett for co- uh, comment. Of course, uh, there was, uh, no response there. Um, and, uh, he, he's big and he said in the past, uh, that Fauci was holding on tightly to the theory that the virus evolved naturally before likening the White House COVID czar to a dog with a bone. Um, so I mean, dude, this is, this is interesting, man. It's all out.

• 58:49Andy Frisella?

  It's crimes against humanity, dude. These people, these people should be tried. They, they should be tried for crimes against humanity. There's people all over the earth that suffered and lost everything because of this, whether it be family members, whether it be economically or their business, or, uh, you know, who knows what. I mean, the world suffered because of their draconian lockdowns, the, the tyranny, the intentional angst and division that was propagated by this fucking little weasel who was on the cover of GQ and Vanity Fair and his sunglasses sitting next to a pool like he's some kind of sex symbol. Like this guy's a fucking piece of shit.

• 59:31Andy Frisella?

  All these people that did this are pieces of shit and they should all be held, uh, to trial and to accord under crimes against humanity for what it did. And nothing in the world has ever happened like this. It's never, ever happened. It's never happened, dude. Like that was, this was the first huge psy-op that technology was used. And when we think about the collateral damage, the, the irreparable family bonds broken, the iconic family businesses lost, the American dreams lost. The, the families who can't even talk to each other anymore. The people who won't go in public without a mask, the, all of these things. These are incredibly destructive to society and culture.

• 1:00:15Andy Frisella?

  And for us to truly heal. We're gonna have to fucking see some accountability. For us to have trust again, there's gonna have to be accountability.

• 1:00:25Speaker 00

  The other piece too that, that, that, you know, it never fails, you know what I'm saying? But like people forget like, you know, there's a bunch of people like, I feel like we know, if, if I was to be legit, we probably know maybe 80% of these fucks that are like complicit in this shit. The 20% are fucks like this dude, you know what I'm saying? Like these no name, you know, nobody really super.

• 1:00:47Andy Frisella?

  Anonymous.

• 1:00:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:00:48Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:49Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:00:49Andy Frisella?

  Helpers.

• 1:00:50Speaker 00

  That are brewing this shit.

• 1:00:50Andy Frisella?

  I know.

• 1:00:51Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying? Like, I need, I need, I want those, those names.

• 1:00:53Andy Frisella?

  I agree.

• 1:00:54Speaker 00

  We need all of them.

• 1:00:54Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I agree. Because you have a PhD, bro, and you fucking get to wear a white suit and you get to be around, does not make, these people have God complex, bro.

• 1:01:03Speaker 00

  That's what it is, bro.

• 1:01:03Andy Frisella?

  They think they're fucking God. They think they can do anything, create anything, make these cool little viruses. They're, listen, anybody who creates an intentional bioweapon virus anywhere on earth should be executed. Period. No matter what government, that should be a universal government policy for humanity.

• 1:01:23Speaker 00

  With whatever they create it.

• 1:01:24Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. If you're.

• 1:01:25Speaker 00

  That's the method, you know what I'm saying?

• 1:01:26Andy Frisella?

  I don't care with the method. I, I think the method should be extremely violent so that people know not to do it.

• 1:01:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:01:32Andy Frisella?

  I, violence, uh, seems to work where people fucking, they see violence and they're like, I don't want that to happen to me.

• 1:01:39Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:01:39Andy Frisella?

  I won't do that.

• 1:01:40Speaker 00

  I don't want the smoke.

• 1:01:41Andy Frisella?

  Okay? There's no, there's no consequences in society right now, which is why these people feel okay doing these things.

• 1:01:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, man. Guys, it's a wild one. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Uh, check it out, man. That being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. Uh, this is where we bring in a headline, we talk about it, it'll get one of those two options. So with that being said, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, festive or creepy? Kids are now conversing with an AI-powered Santa over the phone.

• 1:02:19Andy Frisella?

  Well, it's better than some fucking old man trying to talk to little kids.

• 1:02:25Andy Frisella?

  Anyway.

• 1:02:26Speaker 00

  That's one way to look at it. That's one way to look at it. Let's dive into this. It's a Christmas miracle. Children can now receive phone calls from Santa Claus himself this holiday season. When kids of yesteryear could only imagine a conversation with Saint Nick, artificial intelligence is changing the way that youngsters now experience the festive season. Children can now pin wish lists to send to the North Pole before Santa will contact them via a real call. Quote, "Watch children's faces light up as Santa knows their name, wishes, and favorite things in a one-on-one conversation they'll never forget." The AI-powered company Santaphonecalls.com proclaims on its website. Let's check this clip out.

• 1:03:17Speaker 07

  Hello? Oh, Merry Christmas! This is Santa calling from the North Pole, hoping to speak with Stella, and I couldn't wait to chat with my special friend. How is your big sister Lily doing? Good. And how about your best friend Ellie? Have you two been having fun together? Yeah. I remember you telling me some lovely things about her. Well, my dear, it's time for me to get back to the North Pole. I'll see you soon.

• 1:03:56Andy Frisella?

  That's pretty cool.

• 1:03:56Speaker 00

  It's a little creepy, bro.

• 1:03:58Andy Frisella?

  Nah, that's cool, man.

• 1:03:59Speaker 00

  It's a little creepy.

• 1:03:59Andy Frisella?

  It's gonna be weird, though, when they grow up. They'll be like, "I talked to Santa on the phone." No, you didn't. Yes, I did.

• 1:04:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, for, uh, for 995, you did.

• 1:04:11Speaker 00

  So for nine dollars and ninety five cents, children receive a one time call from Santa and for fourteen ninety five, kids can chat with him for five minutes and receive a recording to quote, relive the magic and cherished moments of this moment for years to come. For twenty bucks, the whole family receives a one time personal call from the North Pole.

• 1:04:33Andy Frisella?

  What do you get for twenty dollars? Anything you want.

• 1:04:39Speaker 00

  You get to go on the special naughty list.

• 1:04:41Andy Frisella?

  That's right.

• 1:04:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, so after deciding what package to purchase, parents can then fill in details that personalizes the message for Santa. The service does not utilize pre-recorded audio and instead uses generative AI to mimic real conversations per Gem Press. So yeah, I mean, you know, personally, I think, I think.

• 1:05:05Andy Frisella?

  I'd rather have a kid talking to Santa AI than that Santa.

• 1:05:09Speaker 00

  That's, yeah, this Santa.

• 1:05:10Andy Frisella?

  This guy.

• 1:05:11Speaker 00

  This Santa mommy has to have a conversation. That's what this dude looks like.

• 1:05:15Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, he's coming to steal Mrs. Mrs.

• 1:05:19Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, he is. I mean, even Santa, he's skinny.

• 1:05:22Speaker 00

  That's what I was gonna say. The AI version, it needs a little bit more cholesterol in the voice.

• 1:05:25Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, he's a little more, more like scratching it.

• 1:05:27Speaker 00

  A little bit more diabetes.

• 1:05:28Andy Frisella?

  What I got going on.

• 1:05:29Speaker 00

  Diabetes.

• 1:05:30Andy Frisella?

  I got like fat guy throat. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:05:36Andy Frisella?

  That's how you know you still got the PT in, PTE in you.

• 1:05:39Speaker 00

  What's the PT?

• 1:05:40Andy Frisella?

  Potential to expand.

• 1:05:45Andy Frisella?

  Bro, you never heard of that?

• 1:05:46Speaker 00

  No, that's new.

• 1:05:47Andy Frisella?

  Oh, bro.

• 1:05:47Speaker 00

  That's new right there.

• 1:05:48Andy Frisella?

  You could. Because that potential is gone. Let me teach you, young man, a little secret here.

• 1:05:53Speaker 00

  What'd he say?

• 1:05:55Andy Frisella?

  You wanna hear a secret? He doesn't know about it because that potential is gone. He exercised his potential.

• 1:06:04Speaker 00

  You know.

• 1:06:08Andy Frisella?

  Hey, listen, let me tell you.

• 1:06:10Speaker 00

  What the fuck are you doing? Bro, what is happening right now?

• 1:06:12Andy Frisella?

  We're, we're, we're telling funny jokes. You're.

• 1:06:16Speaker 00

  Bro, he's just got some dude's ass right here. Like, what are you doing, bro? What are you doing? Do you see this?

• 1:06:23Andy Frisella?

  I, yeah.

• 1:06:25Speaker 00

  Bro, what the fuck is happening right now?

• 1:06:27Andy Frisella?

  Well, we're telling jokes.

• 1:06:28Speaker 00

  Indians making funny with dots looking at fuck.

• 1:06:30Andy Frisella?

  Fucking dudes asses, bro. So listen, I'm gonna give you a trade secret. Uh huh. Alright, and some of you dudes are into this, so it worked for you either way. I'm not condoning. Uh huh. I'm just saying, if you wanna know if someone's got PTE. Mm-hmm. You look at their fucking ankles. Hmm. If they got cankles, PTE. Okay. You might be into that. So I'm not saying it's a bad thing. Uh huh. But I'm just saying, if they got like those little skinny ankles, then they got the PTE. No potential. But if they got the ankles that like look the same as their calves,

• 1:07:06Andy Frisella?

  and they're still like fit, one day they ain't gonna be. Yeah, that's the secret. I'm just saying. Yeah, I like it. Everybody's checking out their fucking ankles. Everybody's looking at them, fuck, fuck. Yeah. Yeah, alright, well, um, yeah, AI Santa. I mean, I don't, eh. You guys didn't do that when you were single? What, AI Santa? No, like when girls walk by, you're like, oh yeah. And you're like, but she got the PTE though. No. You know, did they? Mm-mm. Oh. Mm-mm. You probably looked for it. I probably looked for it.

• 1:07:39Andy Frisella?

  No, I don't want. You finally met your match. Yeah, I want, I want.

• 1:07:48Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, alright, what we got on this, man? I say thumbs up, man. That's cool. Yeah, a bunch of little kids be happy. We cut out the perverts. Yeah, that's true. It's a good thing. Yeah. Yeah. Alright, I have a Santa give you a call. Cool. I know what I want.

• 1:08:03Andy Frisella?

  Heads on steak. Oh, Andy, you want heads on steaks? That's correct, Santa. Santa, you've been listening to the show.

• 1:08:16Andy Frisella?

  Andy, I'll just give you my naughty list. I'll let you do it. Alright, this is even better. I love Santa. Santa's always been good to me. Oh man, I love it, man. Guys, Andy, that is all I got, man. Alright, guys, we'll see ya this week. Don't be a hoe. Share the show.