1060. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's GOP Midterm Convention Speech, One-Year Anniversary Of Charlie Kirk Assassination & Apple Unveils iPhone Duo

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump saying the RNC midterm convention streaming views will beat the NFL, Utah Valley University cancelling classes on the year anniversary of Charlie Kirk's assassination, and Apple unveiling its new $1,999 foldable 'iPhone Duo' as new CEO John Ternus takes reins.

• 0:02Speaker 00

  What is up guys, it's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realists, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet. That's what we're gonna do, that's what CTI stands for, we're gonna put topics on the screen over here, we're gonna talk about them, we're gonna speculate on what we think is true or not true and then we're gonna talk about how we the people need to solve these problems going on in the world. If you're a first time listener, CTI is one of the many offerings that we have here at Real AF.

• 0:47Speaker 00

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• 1:05Speaker 01

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• 1:18Speaker 00

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• 2:00Speaker 00

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• 2:45Speaker 00

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• 2:53Speaker 01

  Share the show.

• 2:54Speaker 00

  Alright, what's up?

• 2:55Speaker 01

  What's good gangster?

• 2:56Speaker 00

  Nothing man.

• 2:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:57Speaker 00

  Let's go with you.

• 2:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, it's uh, it's good, a little, little rain coming in, you know?

• 3:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, you got your meat sticks over there?

• 3:03Speaker 01

  I do have my meat sticks.

• 3:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:05Speaker 01

  You know, I keep those things on me.

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  Yeah.

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  All three of them.

• 3:08Speaker 00

  Oh, oh yeah, all three of them there?

• 3:10Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 3:10Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah. Hey, if you don't know, you guys are always asking about how to support the show.

• 3:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:16Speaker 00

  Um, dude, go to your local C store, pick up some meat sticks, pick up an energy drink, pick up a protein bar, check out Target, Target has it nationwide. Uh, next time you're over there at Target.

• 3:27Speaker 01

  That's what I call it.

• 3:28Speaker 00

  Get a little bougie.

• 3:31Speaker 00

  Get yourself some bougie ass meat sticks, get jacked and tan and cool as fuck like us.

• 3:35Speaker 01

  That's right.

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  Just saying.

• 3:36Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 3:37Speaker 00

  So if you wanna support the show, that's how you do it.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  That's amen brother.

• 3:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:40Speaker 01

  Amen.

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  And then tag me in the pictures.

• 3:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

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  Yeah.

• 3:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, share that shit out.

• 3:44Speaker 00

  Tag me when you're eating your meat.

• 3:47Speaker 01

  What?

• 3:47Speaker 00

  You told me not to do that when I.

• 3:48Speaker 01

  Nevermind.

• 3:51Speaker 01

  What's going on man?

• 3:52Speaker 00

  Oh, nothing.

• 3:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's a beautiful day man, guys, we got a lot, we got a lot happening man. Uh, Andy, you like scary movies though, right?

• 3:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, they're my movie of choice.

• 4:00Speaker 01

  Like your genre?

• 4:01Speaker 00

  I, I think so.

• 4:02Speaker 01

  You like the scary movies?

• 4:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, most of the ones that come out now are terrible.

• 4:06Speaker 01

  They are pretty, they are really lame. What, what was like the most recent like, like good scary movie I guess that came out?

• 4:12Speaker 00

  Ah dude, you know, everybody says it's that one movie, uh, obsessed, but I thought it was horrible.

• 4:17Speaker 01

  I didn't see, I didn't see that.

• 4:18Speaker 00

  I thought it was horrible.

• 4:19Speaker 01

  Really?

• 4:20Speaker 00

  I thought it was fucking horrible. And you have all these one cell brain amoebas running around fucking telling you how good the fucking movie is, that's the worst movie I ever saw in my life.

• 4:33Speaker 00

  I don't give a fuck what you say.

• 4:34Speaker 01

  That description is great.

• 4:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 4:36Speaker 01

  Uh, dude, yeah, I haven't, I haven't seen that.

• 4:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, worst, best movie I ever saw, how many movies you see? None!

• 4:41Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 4:41Speaker 00

  That's my first one!

• 4:42Speaker 01

  Just that one.

• 4:45Speaker 00

  Nah dude, it, you know, I tried to watch uh, hide and seek, it's on Netflix, that was terrible too.

• 4:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:51Speaker 00

  You know, like it's just nothing scary anymore, nothing scares me.

• 4:54Speaker 01

  What was going on in the world when we had good scary movies?

• 4:57Speaker 00

  Well.

• 4:57Speaker 01

  Saying like what was it?

• 4:58Speaker 00

  Well, there was, there, now there's things in the world that are actually scary. Yeah, so like, so like, so like, when times are good and you're not worried about like, I don't know, terrorists and third world criminals and fucking rapists and throat slitters and.

• 5:18Speaker 01

  Chainsaw massacres.

• 5:19Speaker 00

  Yeah, and yeah dude, and you're not worried, like then, you know, you can watch movies and shit and you're like, oh that's scary.

• 5:24Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 5:24Speaker 00

  But now you're like, fuck dude, we got the fucking jihadists, we got.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  Mohammed's really there?

• 5:32Speaker 00

  We got fucking, we got fucking Israel, we got fucking own politicians, we got, we got communism.

• 5:39Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 5:39Speaker 00

  I mean, we got some scary shit happening, so I just don't think it's as scary.

• 5:43Speaker 01

  Oh fuck dude, that's great.

• 5:44Speaker 00

  You know, I don't think it's that scary.

• 5:46Speaker 01

  That's amazing, yeah, alright, yeah, well, um, some people in Canada, of all places. Uh, there's some shit happening that's scary in the real world happening up there, bro. I saw this clip earlier, I said, oh my god, check this shit out dude.

• 6:05Speaker 01

  Dude pops out the roof.

• 6:10Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 6:10Speaker 00

  Oh shit, he's got a knife.

• 6:11Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 6:17Speaker 02

  Get in my car. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

• 6:24Speaker 01

  Isn't that not some scary movie? Oh bro!

• 6:27Speaker 02

  Dude, hang on, hang on, hang on, what's going on, what's going on?

• 6:31Speaker 00

  I'm surprised that guy in the green ran that far.

• 6:33Speaker 01

  Dude.

• 6:36Speaker 02

  Hold on dude, hold on.

• 6:38Speaker 00

  Is that guy hanging onto the side of the car?

• 6:40Speaker 02

  I know, I know, I know, I know.

• 6:45Speaker 02

  Get in, get in.

• 6:47Speaker 01

  Bro, he's still moving.

• 6:53Speaker 02

  What the fuck is going on dude?

• 6:57Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 6:59Speaker 01

  That's some crazy.

• 7:00Speaker 00

  I mean, at least he did the right thing, you know?

• 7:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, it's Canada, they're gonna help out.

• 7:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, but I'm saying like when, no, I'm saying when you, when you see a knife, you run.

• 7:07Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, that's the rule.

• 7:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, gun you fight.

• 7:10Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:10Speaker 01

  Knife you run.

• 7:11Speaker 00

  That's right.

• 7:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. Fuck dude. Dude, I just saw that, I thought that was fucking crazy, bro. That's some crazy shit.

• 7:19Speaker 00

  Was that road rage or what?

• 7:20Speaker 01

  I think, I think it started off as road rage, dude did get cut and then he like, held him in the car, dude climbed out the fucking roof.

• 7:26Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 7:26Speaker 01

  Bro, it was the crawl right in the beginning for me, that fucked me up.

• 7:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:31Speaker 01

  You, you see that?

• 7:31Speaker 00

  I would've ran him over too.

• 7:33Speaker 01

  Just, just, yeah.

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  Yeah.

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  Yeah.

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  Fuck yeah.

• 7:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:36Speaker 00

  He's got a weapon, you got a weapon, your car.

• 7:38Speaker 01

  Right, deadly force is deadly force.

• 7:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:40Speaker 01

  You know, it was the crawler guy.

• 7:42Speaker 00

  It's all on camera.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:43Speaker 00

  The guy's chasing you with a knife, you run him over.

• 7:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:47Speaker 00

  Oh, it's like GTA 6, bro.

• 7:49Speaker 01

  That's right, yeah, yeah dude, I just, dude, just crazy shit, just remind me of like real life scary movies, man.

• 7:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:55Speaker 01

  But yeah, no, uh, guys, we've got a lot, lots to happen, but uh, we do have a segment we have to bring back real quick.

• 8:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 8:02Speaker 01

  Uh, it's a fan favorite, fun fact of the day.

• 8:06Speaker 00

  Oh yeah?

• 8:06Speaker 01

  Hmm, alright, now Andy, you grew up in a great time, you guys had, you know, the best movies, the best music, arguably.

• 8:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 8:14Speaker 01

  Um, the best toys.

• 8:16Speaker 00

  We had some good toys.

• 8:17Speaker 01

  Had some good toys. Um, did you know, fun fact of the day guys, uh, in 1982, the ET finger light toy was released? And then quickly removed from stores?

• 8:26Speaker 00

  That's a little before my time, buddy. I was two.

• 8:33Speaker 01

  You, you didn't, uh, you didn't have the.

• 8:35Speaker 00

  I'm sure that was popular with the ladies.

• 8:42Speaker 01

  Play it out!

• 8:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 8:44Speaker 01

  My mom, this is for me to play!

• 8:45Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh honey, you'll really like this toy. I don't want that. That's gross. That's like ET's finger. That's gross. It looks like they cut ET's finger. No, you're gonna love it. You're gonna get it.

• 8:55Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 8:56Speaker 00

  We're getting it.

• 8:57Speaker 01

  Mom, my ET finger smells funny.

• 9:03Speaker 00

  Oh man.

• 9:06Speaker 01

  So you didn't have, you didn't have that growing up?

• 9:08Speaker 00

  No. Uh uh, no. You're getting it and you'll be happy.

• 9:14Speaker 00

  Merry Christmas.

• 9:16Speaker 01

  Mom, it's 4th of July.

• 9:22Speaker 01

  Oh man, alright, that's enough degeneracy.

• 9:24Speaker 00

  Yes. But it's really not.

• 9:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's have some more.

• 9:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, let's just start it up. Yeah.

• 9:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, links, videos.

• 9:35Speaker 00

  Merry Christmas.

• 9:38Speaker 01

  Nah, that looks like, that looks like they cut ET's finger off.

• 9:42Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 9:45Speaker 00

  Moms lonely.

• 9:54Speaker 00

  Oh fuck dude.

• 9:55Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 9:57Speaker 00

  Dude, could you imagine the moms buying that shit without their kid? It's for the kid.

• 10:03Speaker 00

  It's for my kid. My kid wants this.

• 10:05Speaker 01

  All six of them want it.

• 10:12Speaker 01

  Oh fuck dude, that's some crazy shit.

• 10:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 10:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, I don't know, yeah, they were thinking some weird shit back then, bro.

• 10:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:18Speaker 01

  Look at that.

• 10:19Speaker 00

  Or they were just weren't total degenerates.

• 10:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:22Speaker 00

  You know?

• 10:22Speaker 01

  This would be a great idea.

• 10:24Speaker 00

  Yeah. Bet it is. They're selling in the wrong stores, that's all.

• 10:28Speaker 01

  Mom, why is your mouth glowing?

• 10:34Speaker 00

  Oh shit man.

• 10:36Speaker 01

  Oh fuck man. That's crazy. Battery included.

• 10:45Speaker 01

  Oh shit. More like ages 25 and up.

• 10:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, we got, we got. You got a great idea, the moms will love it.

• 10:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's right.

• 10:55Speaker 00

  How do we get the moms to buy more toys? Yeah. Make it look like a dildo.

• 11:03Speaker 00

  Oh man.

• 11:04Speaker 01

  Yep, see, guys, this is why you shouldn't let your kids watch the show.

• 11:07Speaker 00

  That's right.

• 11:07Speaker 01

  That's right. Daddy, what's a dildo? That's right.

• 11:13Speaker 01

  Oh man. Yeah, man, guys.

• 11:15Speaker 00

  Yep. We told you.

• 11:17Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Alright, hot and ready. Um, guys, remember, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfrisella.com. We link all of that stuff there for you guys to check it out. That being said.

• 11:30Speaker 00

  Headline one.

• 11:32Speaker 01

  Uh, the RNC happened. Uh, RNC midterm convention. Trump says it would, uh, the streaming views will beat the NFL. Um, so, lot of stuff happened there. Uh, Trump, uh, truth this out, saying the Republican National Convention tomorrow night in Dallas is really hot. The American Airlines Center, home to the Dallas Mavericks, is totally sold out. Everybody wants to be there, but we're really asking only those candidates that are in tight races, a little up, a little down, or even to speak. We want to save the stage for them. We don't need people who are up 45 points and have been in office for 30 years, as much as we love them all.

• 12:13Speaker 01

  Anyway, I'll be speaking tomorrow night and closing it out on Thursday. Uh, thank you for your attention to this matter. Make America Great Again. See you in Dallas. President Donald J. Trump. Um.

• 12:26Speaker 01

  Yeah. So the convention happened. Um, lot of really interesting things happened there. Um, one of the things that's kind of shocked, there was a lot of shocking things that happened. Uh, one of those things, being Democrat Senator John Fetterman, uh, he makes a surprised appearance at the Republican Midterm Convention, uh, through a video. Did you see this yet?

• 12:44Speaker 00

  No.

• 12:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, so he came out, he kind of gave like a little surprise speech, uh, that was recorded, um, to introduce Republican Senator Dave McCormick, uh, out of Pennsylvania on Wednesday evening. Um, now, this is a two-day midterm convention. Again, it's in Dallas. Uh, a lot of people have started calling this the Trumpapalooza. Um, and, uh, yeah, it was cool. Um, right? But this is the speech that, that Fetterman gave. Uh, let's check this out. Big room of Republicans in Dallas. Yes, I'm Senator John Fetterman, Pennsylvania. Yes, I'm a Democrat. Why am I here talking to you today?

• 13:22Speaker 01

  Because, well, I'm a common sense Democrat. I'm always gonna stand with America. I'm always gonna reject the extremes and socialism and that anti-American way of life. Dave McCormick is the kind of senator that gets the job done, and he's going to fight for Pennsylvania. I'm proud to count him as my friend. Right back over my shoulder, that's the iconic US Steel Mill. And that's exactly the kind of thing that we'll work together and we'll work with President Trump to fight and defend the steel way of life right here in the Steel Valley.

• 14:00Speaker 01

  I have this opportunity to introduce this great American, a great senator, and yes, he's in a different party, but I'm proud to count him as my great friend. So for everybody in Dallas, I'm here to introduce Dave McCormick. When's the last time we've seen something like that?

• 14:18Speaker 00

  I can't remember.

• 14:20Speaker 01

  Dude.

• 14:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's been a long time.

• 14:22Speaker 01

  Like, all bullshit aside, right? Like, I mean, that, that, that was refreshing.

• 14:27Speaker 00

  I mean, look dude, we, we fucking dogged Fetterman out hard, when he was running, dude. And I mean, like, you know, he's kind of proven us wrong, if we're being completely real. Uh, he's been very reasonable. You know, he, he seems to stand with common sense, like he says he does. His track record so far seems to have proven that. And yeah, that is the point of representing the people, is that you are representing the common good of the people, regardless of which party comes up with which idea, you know? And you stand with that. And yeah, it's super refreshing to see that. Um, it's very unfortunate that we don't see more of that.

• 15:07Speaker 00

  And the fact that we don't see more of that is why, you know, he's standing in front of a building that's 100 years old, instead of a new manufacturing steel mill like they would have over in other countries where they're just pumping shit out.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  Right.

• 15:19Speaker 00

  I mean dude, we're at the point where these egos amongst these people are literally costing us the country. And we need some, some collaboration amongst the common sense people. For the last

• 15:34Speaker 00

  10 years, 12 years, it's been so polarizing because of the way that Trump has been received. And, you know, I gotta be honest, you know, the, I said this on the last show, but it's just how I'm feeling, you know? Um, the first term that Trump was in office, you know, I liked the disruption, I liked the tweets, I liked the way that it was. I mean, there was a different sense of calm in the country, uh, we were doing well, the economy was doing well. Um, and then after COVID, and after all this shit's happened with the Biden administration, and Trump's come in and been a different person, and, you know, uh,

• 16:14Speaker 00

  not in a good way.

• 16:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:15Speaker 00

  And, you know,

• 16:18Speaker 00

  I, I, you know, bro, look, man,

• 16:21Speaker 00

  these people are never gonna fix our problems. They're never gonna fix it. That, there's too much opportunity in them allowing the problems to exist so they can claim to fix the problems, whether they fix them or not, which they don't, so that they can give votes, you know? What story are they gonna tell if they come in and say, you know, uh, you know, we got everything fixed?

• 16:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, right. Where's the fun in that?

• 16:43Speaker 00

  And, and, and how much money could they steal, uh, you know, or send over to their foreign counterparts and then get funneled back to themselves? You know, the shit that we talked about, that was happening during, uh, Biden's administration, where, you know, they're sending all this money and all these things and all this shit to Ukraine, that's still happening. It's not like it's not happening.

• 17:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, that hasn't stopped.

• 17:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, like, these things are still happening. And it's unfortunate, dude, because

• 17:10Speaker 00

  this power struggle that happens between these people in office and the polarization that they create has created a divided society where it's really hard to get people to, to collaborate and get along and want the best for the country. And it's very

• 17:29Speaker 00

  it's disappointing because it's not what America's supposed to be. America's supposed to be, these officials go to office and they work together for the, the betterment of the country. And the key word being, they work together. And, um, that's just not the way it works right now. It hasn't worked that way in a long time. So, yeah, I mean, this is, this is cool. And, um, I don't, I don't think it's gonna, it really means anything, but I mean, it's definitely, I think more people want these kind of things.

• 17:58Speaker 01

  Right.

• 17:59Speaker 00

  You know?

• 17:59Speaker 01

  A hundred percent, dude, especially, you know, voters, right?

• 18:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 18:03Speaker 01

  Um, you know, but, but here's the thing, so, so Fetterman, Fetterman does this video, introduces, uh, the candidate, and then things just get weird at the RNC. They get real weird. Uh, Trump's talking about beating meat, bro. You see that?

• 18:16Speaker 00

  I watched, yeah, I watched the majority of his speech. And, yeah, I gotta be honest. It was one of the worst speeches I've ever fucking seen in my life.

• 18:26Speaker 01

  Oh man.

• 18:26Speaker 00

  It, it was, and it was, you know, we, we criticized Biden for being, you know, uh, absent-minded and senile and all these things, which he was.

• 18:39Speaker 00

  Trump's not that. And, and the left tries to make him into that. He's not that. But what it has, what has become very clear is that

• 18:51Speaker 00

  he is willing,

• 18:55Speaker 00

  I mean dude, what's become very clear to me is that, like, really what all he's worried about is the credit that he gets.

• 19:00Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 19:00Speaker 00

  And, and if he doesn't get credit for something, he throws a fucking tantrum.

• 19:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:05Speaker 00

  You know what I mean?

• 19:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:06Speaker 00

  And, uh, that's poor leadership. It's poor leadership at, uh, company level. It's poor leadership at a team level. And it sure as fuck, poor leadership at a, at a, at a, uh, country level.

• 19:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:17Speaker 00

  And, you know, um, yeah, it was, it, it was fucking, it was really hard to watch.

• 19:25Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, let's see some of this weirdness. Uh, Trump talking about somebody beating meat.

• 19:31Speaker 03

  Democrats have nominated James Traficco for the Senate. But he ran a campaign to beat meat. He called it beat meat. I don't know what the hell he meant by that.

• 19:45Speaker 03

  These people are gonna tell me, what the hell is he, wants to beat meat?

• 19:49Speaker 00

  I mean, the shit's funny.

• 19:52Speaker 00

  I was laughing.

• 19:52Speaker 03

  But it was bad for his image, so he started eating meat. And he recently, it's getting worse. I'm getting myself in trouble. It's getting worse.

• 20:08Speaker 00

  It, look dude, I watched it. I was laughing at that part, okay? I'm not saying the motherfuckers not funny sometimes.

• 20:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, right, right.

• 20:13Speaker 00

  I'm just saying like the shit's funny when shit's going good.

• 20:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 20:16Speaker 00

  You know what I mean?

• 20:17Speaker 01

  It's hard to laugh, man.

• 20:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude, and when you're watching this, like it looked like, um, like, did you see the camera pan around and like show like where J D Vance and Erica Kirk and everybody was? It looked like, like, real talk, dude, it looked like something you would see in like The Hunger Games. Like the way the politicians all clapped in unison and like, he'd say shit that wasn't even like really true and people would just clap for it.

• 20:44Speaker 01

  Holding up the signs.

• 20:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, man, and like dude, when you have a strong following and you have a strong, uh, culture built around your, your name,

• 20:53Speaker 00

  you can definitely get away with saying some shit that maybe isn't a hundred percent to get people rallied, right? Okay, this is happening. Yeah, right?

• 21:03Speaker 01

  Right.

• 21:03Speaker 00

  But what you can't do is you can't go up there when the average American is literally pissed the fuck off at all of the shit that you said you were gonna do that you still haven't done, the most important shit, okay? The removing of twenty to thirty million illegals, which now people are saying is upwards of a hundred million.

• 21:27Speaker 01

  I saw that.

• 21:28Speaker 00

  Okay?

• 21:30Speaker 00

  The, the, uh, you know, the draining of the swamp, like all these things that he said he was gonna do, he really has not done. And people are fucking going to the store, bro, and they're paying, you know, double the amount of price for, for groceries and shit like that. And, um, you know, I don't know, dude, it's just, it's hard to watch that kinda shit when you know that, like, for example, like, if you, he would have made this same speech a, uh, two years ago when he was running for office or whatever, right? His main enemy was, what? What's it always been?

• 22:12Speaker 01

  The media.

• 22:13Speaker 00

  No, I'm gonna do what? I'm gonna drain the swamp.

• 22:16Speaker 01

  Drain the swamp, yeah.

• 22:16Speaker 00

  Right? He didn't say that shit last night. You know what? He, he changed his enemy and went over to, the communists are gonna take over. So now, you know, we talked about the midterm strategy that they had last show. Well, now it's become clear what the strategy is. The strategy is scare everybody, okay? And then also bribe people.

• 22:38Speaker 01

  Right, that's right.

• 22:39Speaker 00

  You know, like, do you have that coming up? Yeah, go ahead.

• 22:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, I mean, a little side note on this, it's crazy too, cause after he said this, you remember George Santos, that dude?

• 22:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 22:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, uh, he did a video, apparently Grindr went down, uh, in Dallas.

• 22:55Speaker 00

  I saw it. I didn't know that was true.

• 22:56Speaker 04

  We have a problem. Grindr is down in Dallas. All the queens are in Dallas for the Republican midterm convention. This is just day one, guys, by the way. And much like the twenty twenty four R and C, Grindr is already experiencing an outage because all of the closeted homos have gathered once again to use Grindr. Now, stay.

• 23:22Speaker 00

  I mean, dude, listen, all you got, history repeats itself.

• 23:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:26Speaker 00

  Okay, if you go back over the thousands of years, the elites of society, them being homosexuals and child molesters and all this shit is like, that's a thing that happened in all elite societies. So it's kinda weird, you know, maybe not weird, but that's what's going on. Is that real?

• 23:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:46Speaker 00

  I saw that. I didn't know if it was real or not.

• 23:48Speaker 01

  I mean, do they say like, you know, right now, like any room you go into, like three out of six will be gay? Closeted homosexual.

• 23:58Speaker 00

  How many we got in here?

• 23:59Speaker 01

  Six.

• 24:00Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 24:00Speaker 01

  There's six people.

• 24:01Speaker 00

  Fuck, ain't me.

• 24:02Speaker 01

  Nose goes.

• 24:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, ain't me.

• 24:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, but I mean, to your point though, right? Like, you know, these midterms are coming, man, and it's, it's important because Americans are hurting. You know how to stop that hurt, Andy?

• 24:15Speaker 00

  How about we just give them some money? Yeah.

• 24:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, Trump pledges five K pounds.

• 24:20Speaker 00

  Pay out one point three trillion dollars of your tax money to you to get you to go vote

• 24:30Speaker 00

  and pretend like everything's okay.

• 24:32Speaker 01

  That's right. Only if we win.

• 24:34Speaker 00

  You know, and, and let's not, let's not consider the fact that printing another one point three trillion dollars, what that's gonna do to the price of goods for the next four years after that.

• 24:43Speaker 01

  Didn't we do this already?

• 24:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think we did. I think we did this, uh, during COVID.

• 24:47Speaker 01

  And with COVID, it was only two thousand dollars, so if we're doing, so if we're doubling that.

• 24:51Speaker 00

  Bro, if you're, if you're to the point where you gotta bribe the American people to vote, you, you, dude, your product's not good enough. Okay, and that should be, that should be the point, okay? But the point is, they don't care about making the product good enough. They care about maintaining power. And we've lost the idea in this country that these people are there to serve. And it's been replaced with this idea that these people are there to hold on to power because they know best for the, for the peasants, you and I.

• 25:19Speaker 01

  I'll say this, I think it's gonna work. I think it's gonna work. You know why? Because I think most people out there, they're hurting so bad, they, you got to remember too, bro, like most people don't have five K in the bank, just sitting there.

• 25:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 25:30Speaker 01

  They don't have it.

• 25:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 25:31Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying? So you, you know, that clip goes around to the average Joe or the average, you know, Tyrone.

• 25:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, you're gonna see him. I'm vote for Trump, I'm getting my five grand. Bro, this already worked. Obama fucking got in office on this.

• 25:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, you know, so like the unfortunate part is, you know, we all, we can talk about like, yeah, we, we know.

• 25:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, but see then the next three years after that.

• 25:49Speaker 01

  Right.

• 25:49Speaker 00

  All those same people that took that five grand and be blaming every company out there for being greedy because they gotta pay more money for their fucking goods.

• 25:55Speaker 01

  Exactly. We know the consequences of it.

• 25:57Speaker 00

  Fucking right, dude.

• 25:58Speaker 01

  But I don't think people are gonna be able to, to, you know.

• 26:01Speaker 00

  They don't care.

• 26:02Speaker 01

  They don't have the patience for it.

• 26:03Speaker 00

  No, dude, it's not patience. It's, when you have nothing, you have nothing to lose, so what difference does it make? You know, like the average person, dude, they're not fucking looking at like, oh dude, the Dow Jones is at this and the, you know, this or that, or the interest rates are this. These motherfuckers are trying to like, like dude, that's a problem that these people in this class, both Democrat and Republican, they, they don't, they forget what it's like, dude. They've forgotten what it's like. Most people don't have investments. Most people don't have, uh,

• 26:33Speaker 01

  Youngblood savings.

• 26:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, they have fucking a few hundred dollars, they're trying to stretch from,

• 26:39Speaker 00

  you know, one pay period to the next, after all their bills, you know, they pay all their bills, they end up with a, with three hundred dollars and they try to make that three hundred dollars work, you know, and it's, it's fucked up, dude.

• 26:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:52Speaker 00

  You know?

• 26:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, so I mean, you know, I was worried for a minute there with the midterms, I saw this, I was like, I got it.

• 26:57Speaker 00

  Eh, I don't know. I don't know, dude. I, you know, it's so hard to, it's so hard to like understand where people are because there's so much like cultism happening here, like.

• 27:11Speaker 01

  Oh, so you're gonna see closeted liberals though. You know what I'm saying? It's like, that's how bad it is, bro. I think you're gonna see closeted liberals vote for this just because they know they got their five, five K check coming.

• 27:21Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 27:21Speaker 01

  Now, now my question is though, I don't know how legal it was, because to me, I mean.

• 27:26Speaker 00

  It doesn't seem like it should be legal.

• 27:27Speaker 01

  It doesn't seem legal, bro. You can't tell the American people, hey, if you guys all vote red and you fucking give us the GOP, you know, give us the Senate and the House, I'll give you five thousand, like, that does not seem legal to me.

• 27:37Speaker 00

  The, the left does it, they just do it in a different way.

• 27:40Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, no, I mean, uh, no, we, we, a hundred percent. It's like, I'm, I'm, I'm surprised I haven't seen more flack come out from that though, on that.

• 27:48Speaker 00

  Well, if the reason, you know, if you haven't seen more flack come out, it's probably because of what you said, people are receiving it well.

• 27:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:56Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 27:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:57Speaker 00

  But I know this. I know that.

• 28:02Speaker 01

  My bro, that's a lot of.

• 28:02Speaker 00

  America will not survive the way that it's going.

• 28:05Speaker 01

  No.

• 28:05Speaker 00

  It won't. It, it just won't. We have people in office that don't give a shit about the people on the ground. They're willing to lie, cheat, cheat, steal, do whatever they can to make sure that they stay in power. Like, think about this, okay?

• 28:26Speaker 00

  You're in the meeting to go out and, and talk about like, okay, well, how are we gonna get everybody to vote for us, right? And instead of like saying, like, obvious thing, which is like, well, you know, what we probably should do between now and November is we should fucking deport everybody that we can.

• 28:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's, let's spend half of that, that we would spend on these jobs.

• 28:48Speaker 00

  Let's, let's try to, let's try to fulfill these promises that we made as much as possible between now and November. That conversation should ha, started happening on day one, okay? The first day of the presidency. For a number of reasons, okay? People were hot to deport people. People wanted these people gone. He could have come in and run a mass deportation program because of the public temperature, which was eighty percent of people wanting these people gone, and he could have got rid of all of them, and he didn't. There's a reason for that. Why is that? Okay, I don't know, but there's a reason for it.

• 29:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:20Speaker 00

  All right? Then, you know, you look at.

• 29:26Speaker 00

  The entire, you know, and I'll say this too. It's very hard to dig out any of the things that Trump's done that are, that are good. Because all of the mainstream media now, none, nobody's going to talk about that. Okay. And now, all of the social media, nobody's going to talk about it, except the people who are being accused of getting $7,000 a month. So like, if you say anything that Trump does that's good, the automatic response is, how's that $7,000 a month? Okay, so now we're not really, unless someone's willing to go dig into every decision that's been made and look at and say, okay, well, this happened, this happened, this happened, this happened.

• 30:11Speaker 00

  These are good things. They're not going to hear the good things on media or social media. And that's a fight that, that the, the Republican Party is going to fight. The best thing they have going for them is that I do believe that even Democrats at this point in time are so afraid of the radical left that people, I do think that there's people that are going to understand, like dude, fuck, I've got to go vote. Because if I don't, then these people could get in and shit could get really bad.

• 30:43Speaker 01

  My side has lost their mind.

• 30:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, but that's the, that's the narrative that they were trying to craft last night. They were trying to craft the narrative of basically, if you don't vote for us, the boogeyman is going to come get you. I do believe the boogeyman is real. Okay? But like dude, you're not going to have an energized voter base when you went on and on and on and on and continue to go on and even said it last night, that you won the 2020 election about voter fraud. And then you're, you haven't done anything to fix it.

• 31:14Speaker 01

  Right.

• 31:15Speaker 00

  And then you're telling everybody to go vote. So what the fuck is it dude? Like, is a vote fake? Or do we need to go vote? You see what I'm saying? And that's causing, that's the biggest problem that the RNC is going to face right now is that they have a guy who is leading the fucking party, Donald Trump, who has bitched and cried and moaned for eight years, six years now, about the stolen election. And then we have situations like Thomas Massey come up where we see like Massey who, you know, loses on the last day or the last week because there's $40 million inserted into his campaign. People see that shit. Okay? So I don't know what's going to happen dude, but

• 31:59Speaker 00

  at the end of the day, you know, there's a big misalignment of messaging here that they're not overcoming with anybody that has any sort of common sense intelligence, you know, which is this. You went on for the last six years, talking about how you were fucked and the elections are fake. Everything's fake. It's all fake. And now you expect everybody to go vote.

• 32:26Speaker 01

  Right.

• 32:26Speaker 00

  So what the fuck is it? And that has to be answered by Donald Trump. But he's not going to answer it. Okay. Like how many people, like dude, I know a lot of people that are going to go vote for Trump because they're fucking Trump loyalists. Okay? I know a lot of people who are going to vote Democrat because they hate Trump. Outside of that, everybody else I've talked to is like, dude, I don't give a fuck about voting. And that's a bad problem if voting is actually real. So, I don't know, man, you know, I don't know.

• 33:03Speaker 01

  Not only that, I mean, there's been zero accountability. You know what I'm saying? Because like, just like the

• 33:07Speaker 00

  We haven't seen anybody fucking arrested for anything.

• 33:09Speaker 01

  And then the voting, you know, for the last six, eight years, these people spite on my campaign, these people, bro, they, they, they served a search warrant on your fucking crib. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah. No accountability.

• 33:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 33:21Speaker 01

  None. I think even, even just that, just a couple of arrests.

• 33:24Speaker 00

  It's fucking weird dude.

• 33:25Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying? Would rally up the fucking truth and have people going. You know what I'm saying? Because we understand there's going to be backlash from that.

• 33:31Speaker 00

  I mean, dude, look man, people voted for Donald Trump because they wanted to see people hang. That's why they voted for him. They voted for him because they wanted to see the Trump, Trump go in and fucking prosecute people and arrest people and execute people that have been killing our country for years and years and years. And that's why they voted for him. And they voted for him to get rid of the illegals. And they voted for him to hold accountability for COVID. And they voted for him for other things. And these, a lot of, 90% of these things have not happened. You know, if he, this would be a very easy thing for them to do, bro. If he had done those things, he could go right up on stage and be like, I told you I would do it.

• 34:16Speaker 01

  We did it.

• 34:16Speaker 00

  Yeah. Now, now, now, now there's things that are good.

• 34:19Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 34:20Speaker 00

  Okay. There's, the murder rate is very low. It's, it's gone way down since Trump got in office.

• 34:25Speaker 01

  Yeah. See, I, I think that's still flawed dude. I don't think they're reporting it. I don't think there's, I, I do not believe they are reporting the numbers correctly, bro.

• 34:33Speaker 00

  Maybe.

• 34:34Speaker 01

  Because I watch, like even just here locally, the Real SEO News, you know, the channels we follow. Those people, there's fucking two, three people dying a night.

• 34:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 34:40Speaker 01

  In St. Louis. Yeah, but our numbers are still low. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh, we're record low August. Ah. I don't know. The math ain't ma, I don't know. I do that.

• 34:49Speaker 00

  I know this dude, I know Trump thinking that he has this big MAGA following and these other these other influencers that think everybody's MAGA, dude, you're wrong. You're, you're in the circle. You're, you're blinded by the fucking rits and the glamour and the being part of the team. And you get invited to the Mar-a-Lago dinners and this and that and this. And you are lost with where people are. That's the truth. So, the best thing they got going for him is that the other side is so fucking radical that people fucking hate communists. And will potentially show up to vote because of that. So we'll see what happens.

• 35:26Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, I mean, I also don't know. I mean, he's, he's also asking us Americans to kind of hold on for another six weeks or so. You know what I'm saying? Like, like, like, just wait till the midterm elections. Like, just hang on, vote, you know what I'm saying? Like,

• 35:39Speaker 00

  Well, that's what he was saying. He was saying that after November, we'll pass the Save America. You fucking pass that shit now.

• 35:45Speaker 01

  Pass it now.

• 35:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 35:46Speaker 01

  Or you want to give out free money? Why not give it out now?

• 35:49Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 35:50Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying? Like, like, it doesn't have to be a bribe, preemptively do it.

• 35:53Speaker 00

  Listen dude, it's a fucking joke. It's a joke dude. Like if you go stand in the room, like if you go stand, look, do this. The next time Donald Trump is fucking giving a speech, go stand in another room. Don't watch him. Just go stand and listen to what he says. And then imagine that you're listening to the leader of another country. And then you'll understand the fuck, you'll understand why people don't like Donald Trump.

• 36:19Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think about this topic. That being said, let's keep cruising. Headline number two, it's September 10th, I'm recording this episode, which just so happens to be the one year anniversary of the assassination of Charlie Kirk. Utah Valley University cancels classes on one year anniversary of Charlie Kirk assassination. The school's administration has decided to shut down its public campus in Orm, Utah on Thursday to quote, "provide time and space, time for reflection" for students, staff and faculty, according to a report by the Salt Lake Tribune. Additionally, Turning Point USA will be returning to Utah

• 37:01Speaker 01

  Valley University that day to host a memorial event for Kirk, who was assassinated on September 10. Turning Point USA's Freedom Built to Last Memorial will be held at UCCU Center on Utah Valley University's campus at 6:30 PM on Thursday and will be live streamed on the organization's social media pages. Quote, "The gathering will honor Charlie as a faith-filled husband, father and defender of free, free speech with a memorial that serves as a deliberate act of remembrance and a call for students and supporters to continue his life's work," Turning Point USA said in its statement. The organization added that, quote, "Americans from every corner of the country are welcome to share the moment on social media with a simple message.

• 37:45Speaker 01

  Charlie's seat continues to be filled by a new generation of faith-filled believers." Now, they also unveiled a

• 37:53Speaker 00

  That's the message that we want to share? That's the message. So, so the organization, Turning Point USA, the message that you want to share on the one year anniversary of Charlie Kirk being assassinated in front of the whole fucking world is that you guys are qualified to fill the seats that he left behind? That's the message. It's not the message of all the great work that he did. It's not the message of what a great human he was. It's not a message of all the things that he said and he did. It's the message that, oh, well, we're in good hands now because of you. That's interesting. It's a weird way to fucking honor somebody.

• 38:30Speaker 01

  Don't forget guys.

• 38:31Speaker 00

  I, I've always thought that like, you know, when you went to a wedding, you know, you made sure that you didn't show up the fucking bride and the groom.

• 38:39Speaker 01

  Wearing white.

• 38:40Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying? Like, I, I always, I always thought that like, when you went to a funeral, you kept your mouth shut. You might see some people there you don't like. And you don't cause shit and you keep your fucking mouth shut because it ain't about you. Okay. And it ain't about Turning Point USA filling the seats of fucking Charlie Kirk either. It's about the good shit that Charlie Kirk did over the entire course of his life, which is what caused the amount of

• 39:04Speaker 00

  disruption and angst and frustration around Turning Point this entire time because the minute he was gone it was all about oh well we're gonna be just fine you listen dude you don't just be just fine when you lose a leader in the capacity of Charlie Kirk to what he was to his organization in a way that he was that's you're not just fine no okay and if you really want to honor him then you could honor him a couple different ways but putting out a message saying Charlie seat uh should be filled by new generation of faithful believer that's that's that's not it man it's weak it's not it it's self-serving why don't you make it about Charlie exclusively and shut the fuck up today yeah that's right that's right but don't

• 39:49Speaker 00

  forget to share the moment on social media guys that's right bro it's weird man yeah now at TP I say's uh new regional headquarters yeah dude that's so irritating bro it's weird man dude like they don't help themselves no they don't they do not help themselves they don't they don't and they make it so easy I know they make it so easy you mean to ask the questions bro yeah you wonder why people have so many questions you wonder why people believe what they believe about this dude it's because of actions like that words like like dude it's fucking it's fucking weird like dude if somewhere to happen to me dude like for real like if something happened to me and like

• 40:27Speaker 00

  in our company and shit I'm pretty fucking sure that you're not gonna have an event and Sal's gonna get up there and be like but don't worry I got it that's right like that's yeah that's not that's not what's gonna happen man what's gonna happen is that you guys are gonna get fucked up you're gonna have a party you're gonna cry a little bit probably tell some good stories and then tomorrow you could talk about how we're gonna move forward but today is about fucking Charlie that's it and that's it not not what's next yeah just yeah 100% dude um now they did also unveil a new uh new statue new memorial for him um at one of the headquarters let's check this out

• 41:21Speaker 00

  bro you guys make a statue of me it better be five times that size I got you fucking yoked you guys give me some little fucking statue like that I'm coming back from the dead smacking the fuck out of all y'all I'm just telling you right now I'm gonna haunt you motherfuckers give me some fucking four foot statue you want Charlie Kirk's taller than that fucking statue in real life he is he is you want marble or bronze I just want something that's like yeah you know yeah see I was thinking like Greek marble you know what I'm saying I'm just saying Italian I don't have the desire to have a statue but if anyone ever made me a statue and it was little like that massive I'm gonna fuck you up massive package I'm gonna come back from the dead gotcha equally proportionate my shit better look like it's got gear running through

• 42:03Speaker 00

  him and veins and shit that's right yeah you better have a huge package that's right that's right feel free to elaborate I got you I got you what do we call that uh fucking uh

• 42:16Speaker 00

  literary discretion yeah that's right that's right I'll tell them no it was way bigger than that guy

• 42:25Speaker 00

  that's right that's right I won't haunt you then

• 42:29Speaker 00

  bro it's just you know it's it's crazy you know so so they posted out all right you know um now updates you know another thing they did not you know take time to address at all um the trial right last week Judge Tony Graff ruled that Tyler Robinson the 23 year old man accused of allegedly killing the Turning Point USA founder uh is fit for trial um and can stand trial for aggravated murder and six other charges Robinson who could face the death penalty if convicted will appear for court hearing again on October 23rd at which point a trial date is expected to be free uh to be set um you know but to your point dude a lot of things happened uh with the death

• 43:07Speaker 00

  of Charlie Kirk um I think it changed a lot of people uh for for many different reasons um you know and I think if we look back just over this last year or even really last two years that that his death it changed something you know and I think people truly started to really look at things completely different whatever it was um you know because again like people know when they're being I don't want to say lied to people knowing maybe the truth is not being told like people can feel that yeah you know and and so whether it was with you know the death of Charlie Kirk or again you fill in the fucking blank people started asking many more questions about fucking everything um and I think that's a positive you know out of this this this terrible tragedy that

• 43:51Speaker 00

  has happened um you know but Candace Owens is still on it too um and she has been uh and she released a clip uh that came out I believe yesterday um that is like you know again there's just more that's starting to come out or is being revealed and I'll say this also I have many more questions today than I did you know September 10th last year I have way more questions way more questions you know and and one of those things being that Candace kind of brought up um is that there is now footage of his security team arriving back at UVU uh this is after Charlie

• 44:31Speaker 00

  was taken to the hospital this is after he you know was declared dead there this is a video clip from UVU's campus of his security team back at UVU let's check this out

• 44:44Speaker 05

  there he is and he is wearing surgical scrubs along as you see in the corner there is Brian Harpole the person in the white hat is not Frank Turk that is uh actually Rick Cutler and he's in head to toe surgical scrubs what's going on you guys Justin Davis is also wearing surgical scrubs up on the top the driver who did not touch Charlie but hey you could maybe make an argument right

• 45:15Speaker 05

  what's going I just why is Blake wearing surgical scrubs

• 45:23Speaker 05

  he didn't touch Charlie while getting into the vehicle

• 45:27Speaker 05

  neither Justin Davis by the way we can give Justin Davis the benefit of a doubt and assume again just to give him the benefit of doubt that when they got to the hospital he touched Charlie Dan Flood is also wearing surgical scrubs but we know he carried Charlie Rick Cutler certainly carried Charlie and was in the vehicle Frank Turick he seems to be suffering from a discrepancy he seems to believe he gave Charlie CPR okay we'll give it to him

• 45:55Speaker 05

  Blake Harif

• 45:58Speaker 05

  by all means please help me understand why Blake Harif would be wearing surgical scrubs by the end of the night where's everybody getting all these surgical scrubs from what goes on at Timpanogas help us sort through this information what are we missing

• 46:20Speaker 00

  okay well I don't know like at first glance I'm like what the fuck does this matter okay

• 46:30Speaker 00

  now I'm like thinking it through okay because you know I I do have security myself

• 46:37Speaker 00

  I think I know for sure you if I a similar thing had happened to me I know that there's no way you're gonna leave my side no matter where they take me and you know maybe they went in the room where they're working on him and say hey do you gotta put you gotta scrub in here okay that's a possibility I think what's more likely I think what she's alluding to is that the story goes they all had blood on them Charlie Kirk's blood right the way she's explaining it makes no sense yeah okay you got blood on on yourself from Charlie so you went and put scrubs on right that doesn't make the story that was being told that doesn't make any fucking sense right okay

• 47:18Speaker 00

  that no what do you mean that story that's being told that's what the team is saying that's what they're saying we got blood on us so we changing the scrubs we gave us scrubs change into oh is what they're saying and she's questioning the fact of how one of those well I mean is it that is that is that not real I mean be real that sounds reasonable I mean dude that's evidence like they could have collected the evidence with the blood off the clothes and said give me your fucking clothes and put the fucking scrubs on 100% and I'm glad you brought that up it was evidence right here's my question I've been on a decent amount of crime scenes why are they allowed back at the crime scene well I mean they're at where they parked at when they took them out

• 47:56Speaker 00

  yeah yeah we don't know if that's the exact spot or not but like I don't know this to me this is I don't know this seems kind of seems like a reach yeah it actually seems like a big reach okay fair point right but my thing is again like look dude I try to keep it look man I try to I try to observe things as they are and not get caught up in what I want to happen or who I like you know a lot of people fucking get pissed at me because I don't just say all good things about Trump anymore well that's because I'm not observing good things about Trump anymore I'm observing okay I'm observing so I tell the truth of what I see and do I think

• 48:35Speaker 00

  something more was going on yes I've said that many times do I think this is some sort of big tell no I don't no I think this is a nothing yeah this was our newest drop man I like I had I just have more questions that have been answered and and you know look dude my my main question and this is still not been answered you know what I'm gonna say what is what I'm gonna say what's my main question that his friend the phone that's it explanation that's it that is the fucking question okay and everybody goes past that the number one question that needs to be answered for this to be believable for any of their shit to be the official narrative to be

• 49:17Speaker 00

  believed at all needs to be how the fuck who who did Mikey McCoy call and then put his cell phone down and then in point eight seconds after Charlie get caught shot talk to and walk away like dude that is a non-human response that is a response of someone that knew what was about to happen yeah okay and it has not been explained so out of all the evidence out of all the shit out of all the things we could speculate and say this and that and this and this and this and all these things that is the question that comes back to me every single time how the fuck could someone who is this dude's chief of staff

• 50:00Speaker 00

  Pick up a phone like in less than one second, less point eight seconds, less than one second. Take a phone and put it to his ear and walk the fuck off like, like nothing happened, bro. Like he had to take a call.

• 50:14Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 50:15Speaker 00

  Like dude, that's just not real shit. And to me, that is the number, you, and you could pile on all the other shit. Like what Mikey McCoy's dad said the next day.

• 50:24Speaker 01

  He had blood on his hands.

• 50:26Speaker 00

  Yeah. He was a hero and this and that and like.

• 50:28Speaker 01

  No, he didn't.

• 50:28Speaker 00

  Yeah. And then all this shit like, you know, the SD card getting taken, that's all, that's all extra shit.

• 50:34Speaker 01

  Ben Shapiro calling.

• 50:35Speaker 00

  All that shit, all that shit has been, I don't say satisfactorily explained because, but it's at least been explained.

• 50:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:45Speaker 00

  And there's two sides to the story.

• 50:46Speaker 01

  It can be logically explained.

• 50:48Speaker 00

  Well, there are sides to the story.

• 50:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:50Speaker 00

  Right? There's no other side of that story yet. We have not heard that.

• 50:55Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 50:55Speaker 00

  And that's what makes me believe that this was an organized fucking hit job on him.

• 50:59Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 50:59Speaker 00

  And I believe that.

• 51:00Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we, we listen. We shall see.

• 51:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 51:07Speaker 01

  We shall see.

• 51:08Speaker 00

  And then like, you know, like the way they're acting, you know, like, oh, well, the lead, like, it's like they've, they, they keep trying to leverage. Like dude, everybody liked Charlie Kirk, dude. I, I was not a turning point person.

• 51:22Speaker 00

  I wasn't, like, I'm mostly as influencers, you know, I kind of take it for what it is. I know it's their job, you know, and I don't like, I don't really hold it personally against them. Um,

• 51:33Speaker 00

  up until this point, like up until this happened, I'm talking about pre Charlie Kirk getting shot. I always was like, you know, I don't agree with everything everybody says, but not everybody agrees with what I say. And this is what it is. That's the way it goes. I, I, you know, I always thought Charlie Kirk,

• 51:50Speaker 00

  like, I always respected him. I always felt like he did a good job breaking down barriers. Like we talked about Fetterman coming out and saying, okay, I'm on the, you know, like being somewhat modern, like in the middle of like trying to bring people together. Charlie Kirk did that and he did that very well. And whether or not the leftists, you know, who never watched his speeches and never knew anything about him. And they say all this vile shit about him. They just, they don't know because they never watched it.

• 52:17Speaker 01

  Right.

• 52:17Speaker 00

  But the guy was a good dude and he was worthy of respect. And they've leveraged this consistently, the organization into, and I, I, I can understand this too, right?

• 52:29Speaker 00

  They've leveraged it to, to try and keep the confidence in the organization so that the organization doesn't collapse, right? Totally understand that. Totally understand that from an organizational standpoint. But the way they've done it.

• 52:43Speaker 01

  There's still a strategic way to do it.

• 52:44Speaker 00

  So off putting, bro. It's so off putting and

• 52:49Speaker 00

  like just that statement, like share on social media and, and remember the message is this, Charlie Kirk's legacy is in good hands. Like, no, nobody, nobody believes that.

• 52:58Speaker 01

  No.

• 52:59Speaker 00

  Right? I, I mean, there's people that believe it, but it's usually the people that are on the payroll.

• 53:03Speaker 01

  There's very few.

• 53:04Speaker 00

  Right. So like, dude, I, you know, I don't think this scrubs thing is anything, you know, that could be a lot of things.

• 53:11Speaker 01

  No.

• 53:11Speaker 00

  You know, hey, I mean, do real talk, like,

• 53:15Speaker 00

  they'd probably make the entire team take off all their clothes and get all the fucking forensic shit off of it. Here's some scrubs.

• 53:22Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 53:23Speaker 00

  I mean, I get that.

• 53:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:26Speaker 01

  I just want to see one of them come out and answer it then.

• 53:29Speaker 00

  Well.

• 53:29Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying?

• 53:30Speaker 00

  They're probably bound contractually not to talk about things, dude.

• 53:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:35Speaker 00

  I mean, you guys are.

• 53:36Speaker 01

  I mean, yeah, right. But like, if, if I know that, you know, one of the, the biggest public assassinations that have ever occurred and somebody's asking some simple questions, like, why does you and your whole team have scrubbed on? Hey, we were all in the OR. We didn't leave his side.

• 53:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 53:50Speaker 01

  Done. Yeah. I'm not giving any, any confidence. You know what I'm saying? Done. Easy.

• 53:54Speaker 00

  Yeah. It, it is, it, it, it is weird. I don't want to say weird, but I think it is contributing to the

• 54:03Speaker 00

  disbelief of the official narrative as to how hard it is to get any kind of explanation about any simple thing.

• 54:08Speaker 01

  It does not help.

• 54:09Speaker 00

  Right. And, and like, dude, I don't think anybody looks at this that has a, I, I really don't think, I think most people that are of objective mind that were not totally invested in the TPUSA culture, right? Or, or the, the MAGA movement. I think, and I would say there's a huge majority of people that believe that, you know, this is not, the official narrative is not what happened.

• 54:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on the comments. Let us know what you guys think. That being said, let's get to headline number three.

• 54:37Speaker 00

  I want to know what people think, dude.

• 54:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:40Speaker 00

  Like, I want to know what y'all think about Trump's speech. I want to know what y'all think about fucking this thing with Kirk. Like, I want to know. I want to see the fucking comments. Like, what the fuck do you guys think?

• 54:48Speaker 01

  Are we off?

• 54:48Speaker 00

  Yeah. Are we off? Like, you know, I feel like when it comes to Trump, dude, it's like one of two camps. It's either like, you have to totally hate him. Are you, you have to totally love him? And if you criticize one fucking thing, and dude, again, this is the downflow of his leadership style.

• 55:08Speaker 00

  The reason that these MAGA people get so fucking pissed off when you criticize Trump or any little thing is because that's what's coming from the top.

• 55:15Speaker 01

  Yep. That's how he does it.

• 55:16Speaker 00

  That's right.

• 55:17Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 55:17Speaker 00

  So it's like, oh, well, fuck you. You're not a real fucking patriot. Excuse me?

• 55:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 55:23Speaker 00

  Excuse me? A real patriot is not loyal to the president of the United States. A real patriot is loyal to the fucking country and the people in it.

• 55:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, man. Guys, let's get to headline number three, third and final headline for you guys. Um, this is a big talk of the town. Head on three, number three REITs. Apple unveils $2,000 foldable iPhone Duo as CEO, new CEO John Ternus takes reins. All right. Where's all my, uh, where's all the sheep? Who's getting it? Who's getting it? Who ordered it already? My dad ordered it already.

• 56:04Speaker 01

  Yeah. My dad, my dad's going to order it. He's going to get it. He's going to get it. Uh, let's talk about it. Apple revealed its first ever foldable iPhone and a new head honcho to pitch the company's latest pricey gadget. The tech giant's newly minted chief executive, John Ternus unveiled the iPhone Duo in his first keynote address since replacing Tim Cook, the CEO on September 1st. Even as Apple looks to reassure Wall Street that it hasn't lost its ability to wow consumers with cutting edge devices. Um, now the priciest version of the Duo with two terabytes of memory starts at an eye popping $3,200 for this phone.

• 56:45Speaker 01

  Uh, speaking at Apple's Cupertino California headquarters, Turner said, most foldable phones feel like two phones awkwardly stuck together. But the Duo folds out with a crease, uh, in its screen that's effectively invisible. It snaps open and shut with a hinge. When folded, the Duo has an exterior screen covering half of the shell, enabling it to be used like a normal iPhone. The Duo's inner screen is 80% larger than the iPhone's 18 Pro's screen when folded out. Uh, when it's shut, it's similar in size to a passport, Apple noted. Um, here's the pics. Um, this is the phone. Now, didn't,

• 57:28Speaker 00

  hasn't it like Samsung and all these companies have been making this for years?

• 57:31Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm glad you brought this up, Andy. Oh, I'm so glad. Andy, I'm so glad.

• 57:37Speaker 00

  Well, I mean, haven't they?

• 57:38Speaker 01

  Because dude, I think I witnessed probably the hottest roast fest of any company brand I have seen ever. And I, dude, I'm a fucking online troll.

• 57:51Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 57:51Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck.

• 57:52Speaker 00

  Oh, so people are saying that.

• 57:54Speaker 01

  It got so bad. No, no, Samsung saying that.

• 57:56Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 57:58Speaker 01

  It got so bad. Uh, but another company also, I got Samsung, but another company also, uh, took advantage of, uh, the social media hype and rode the wave. Um, you ever heard of Duolingo?

• 58:11Speaker 00

  I think so.

• 58:12Speaker 01

  Yeah. Everybody knows Duolingo, right? Duolingo is, uh, you can, you know, learn different languages and stuff. It's an app, really user friendly app. You can learn how to speak whatever other languages out there. Um, they have entered the chat. Uh, Duolingo first started off and kicked it off with this post saying, phone was dead. Why is everyone calling me?

• 58:33Speaker 00

  I don't get it.

• 58:35Speaker 01

  iPhone Duo, Duo.

• 58:37Speaker 00

  Oh, got it.

• 58:38Speaker 01

  Company, right?

• 58:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 58:39Speaker 01

  Uh, Duo then posted, what an exciting Apple event. I sure hope my brand doesn't get infringed upon. It's called the iPhone what?

• 58:50Speaker 01

  Right? Uh, then Samsung decided to enter the chat. I'm so sorry at Duolingo. They copied us to hashtag solidarity.

• 59:02Speaker 01

  All right. Then it gets, then it gets freaky. All right. Duolingo then posted, they named their phone after me and made it bend over. Now there's extra screen space for you to do your lesson.

• 59:18Speaker 01

  All right. It's got cheeks.

• 59:22Speaker 00

  Yeah. Duolingo better be careful for iPhone kicks them out of the app store.

• 59:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, no shit. Oh, no shit. Yeah. Uh, Trek lightly. Uh, and then Samsung continued to take shots. Um, quote, let us know when you're done reheating our leftovers.

• 59:39Speaker 00

  I mean, how long have they had this? Samsung had that phone?

• 59:43Speaker 01

  Years, man. Years. Uh, then they, I mean, dude, it just never stopped. So far, so saying.

• 59:49Speaker 06

  Their first foldable phone was September 6th, 2019.

• 59:53Speaker 01

  Yeah. Pro. Samsung, uh, making us wait? Fine. We'll be over here folding three ways. It's feeling very familiar. Is this a Sim sequel? Not the bedside clock. It's giving Groundhog Day. Let us know when you're done reheating all that. I mean, bro.

• 1:00:10Speaker 00

  Nope.

• 1:00:12Speaker 01

  Now they say imitation is the ultimate form of flattery, right?

• 1:00:17Speaker 00

  I disagree, but yeah, that's what they say.

• 1:00:19Speaker 01

  How does that work in business?

• 1:00:21Speaker 00

  It doesn't. Because it, it, look dude, you.

• 1:00:26Speaker 01

  Ah.

• 1:00:36Speaker 00

  Dude.

• 1:00:39Speaker 00

  When you resort to copying your competition, you are positioning your brand behind that company indefinitely. Because what you are copying is years old discussions, years old ideas, years old fucking projects that are now visible to the public that have been worked on for two years, three years, that you are copying, which puts you automatically two, two, three years behind them all the time. This is this, dude, this is the biggest thing in business that people do not fucking understand.

• 1:01:15Speaker 00

  If you're copying another brand and you are taking all of your cues from another brand, you can't, you can't ever win. You can't ever win. You're always gonna be behind.

• 1:01:25Speaker 01

  You will never beat that brand.

• 1:01:26Speaker 00

  Ever. Never happened.

• 1:01:28Speaker 06

  You've said that like eight years ago or so in your stories and endograms and all that stuff. You've said this over and over.

• 1:01:34Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:01:35Speaker 06

  But don't you think like nobody is really asking for foldable phones and they're just doing it to do something new?

• 1:01:40Speaker 00

  I don't know. I mean, I never felt like I wanted a foldable phone.

• 1:01:44Speaker 01

  I don't want a fucking tablet in my back pocket.

• 1:01:46Speaker 06

  Same.

• 1:01:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, I don't, I don't know, dude. Some people are into this shit. Like, that's their whole life.

• 1:01:50Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. I mean, the Apple sheep, they're gonna get it no matter what. I mean, listen, like, it's gonna sell. People are gonna get it just to say they got it. It's Apple. They don't really care what they bring out next. You know what I'm saying? They'll, they'll bring out a fucking phone that has no screen and they'll fucking buy it. Right? But to your point, I just, like, I want to know, where is the, that, that American ingenuity? Where is that, you know, next evolution of design? Like, is that gone? Like, what the fuck, guys? Like, folding phone in twenty, you know, twenty-six. It only came out eight years ago.

• 1:02:24Speaker 00

  Everything's cyclical, dude. And when you get to a point where you've taken it so far one way, the only way to ever really revolutionize something is to take it back to where something was.

• 1:02:35Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 1:02:36Speaker 00

  And, you know, um.

• 1:02:39Speaker 06

  Next big thing will be flip phones.

• 1:02:41Speaker 00

  It will, no, that will, that's, that's going to be.

• 1:02:43Speaker 06

  It's going to be.

• 1:02:44Speaker 00

  The next big thing is gonna be a, a non-smartphones.

• 1:02:47Speaker 06

  Like with buttons and stuff?

• 1:02:48Speaker 00

  Yes. People are gonna go back to that.

• 1:02:49Speaker 01

  And the Q, what is it? The Q I T R typing and shit?

• 1:02:52Speaker 00

  I don't know about that, but I'm just saying, they are gonna go, people are gonna go back to non-smartphones. Um, it's already, trend's already happening amongst young people. Uh, you know, we're in a position where, you know, the

• 1:03:07Speaker 00

  enough people in society have figured out what's going on when we talk about like the mass surveillance and the data collection and the spying and the, and all of these things.

• 1:03:21Speaker 00

  You know, enough people know that what's going on to where that is starting to spread. And people, there's a big group of people that do not want anything more to do with technology that is designed to take more from them. Meaning their time, their energy, create frustration, uh, constant availability. Like, people want their fucking lives back. And I don't think that, you know, putting a fucking seam in the phone is really the, the, the proper evolution of where, and dude, you can't blame them. They don't wanna go back to something before that, cause that's how they make all their fucking money.

• 1:04:03Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:04:04Speaker 00

  Right? But what's gonna happen is, uh, another company is gonna come along and they're gonna make some cool flip phones that don't fucking take up your whole life and people are gonna get back on it.

• 1:04:12Speaker 01

  And don't listen to you and don't fucking, yeah, bro. Did you see that shit with LG?

• 1:04:16Speaker 00

  Huh?

• 1:04:17Speaker 01

  With, with LG, the, uh, this report came out that like o- over three hundred million LG TVs uh, actively listen and record what you're saying, even if they're powered off, even if they're disconnected from wifi.

• 1:04:28Speaker 00

  Saying that for years.

• 1:04:29Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying? But like,

• 1:04:30Speaker 00

  I've been telling you that for years.

• 1:04:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, we, uh, yeah, for sure. Like, we knew that. You know what I'm saying? But like, now it's out there and people are like, oh my God, are you, are TVs are listening to us?

• 1:04:38Speaker 00

  Dude, yeah. It's like, yeah.

• 1:04:41Speaker 01

  Yeah. You shall see. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, Andy, it's time. Final segment of the show. Guys, we have thumbs up, we're dumb as fuck. That's where we bring a headline in, we talk about it, we vote on it, we give it one of these two options. Heard of Florida man? Let's go to Cali.

• 1:05:00Speaker 00

  Cali man.

• 1:05:00Speaker 01

  Cali man. Makes his, uh, debut on Real AF right now. Our thumbs up at dumb as fuck headline reads, infamous Southern California butt sniffer, sniffer, sentenced.

• 1:05:17Speaker 01

  Infamous Southern California butt sniffer sentenced to a hundred and seventy days in jail.

• 1:05:29Speaker 01

  Southern California's infamous serial butt sniffer accused of repeatedly committing lewd acts toward women appeared in court Tuesday for a hearing in which his parole was revoked yet again. Kalise Crowder, thirty-nine, a registered sex offender who has been arrested multiple times for sniffing women's rear ends in public, was sentenced to a hundred and seventy days in jail after his most recent arrest. Crowder has been caught on camera numerous times over the past several years in, at stores in Glendale, Burbank, Anaheim, and other public areas, following women and attempting to get close to their backsides. He was arrested late last month in Glendale on suspicion of similar behavior and is currently behind bars.

• 1:06:13Speaker 01

  Crowder served a hundred and thirty-five days in jail last year after admitting to violating his parole in connection with previous incidents dating back to twenty twenty-one. His latest arrest is raising new questions about why he repeatedly ends up back on the streets, only to be accused of the same behavior again. Quote, "If there is an actual touching, that's a felony," Goran said. "But just sniffing somebody, it really doesn't rise to a felony. As the law stands now, it's very hard to file a felony offense based on his conduct." Uh, because Crowder's latest arrest involves an alleged felony parole violation, Goran said he could remain in custody longer. However, it remains unclear with additional charges, the DA may decide to file.

• 1:06:56Speaker 00

  We got any video of this dude doing this?

• 1:06:58Speaker 01

  No. Oh, is there video?

• 1:07:01Speaker 06

  There are some online. I'll try to find it.

• 1:07:03Speaker 01

  You've seen it?

• 1:07:04Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:07:04Speaker 00

  I wanna see it. I wanna see what the fuck this guy's really doing.

• 1:07:07Speaker 01

  He's sniffing butts, man.

• 1:07:08Speaker 00

  How do you sniff a butt in public?

• 1:07:13Speaker 00

  No, I'm just saying, like, what do you do? Run up behind him?

• 1:07:15Speaker 01

  Like sneak crawling up behind him?

• 1:07:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I'm curious about what this guy's fucking, like, how he does this.

• 1:07:21Speaker 07

  Creeper from committing more crimes. The latest incident at a neighborhood grocery store was also captured on surveillance video. And we have it. Eyewitness news reporter Tim Pulliam has the story from Glendale.

• 1:07:32Speaker 08

  Take a look. The alleged butt sniffer is apparently back to his dirty deeds. This latest attempt caught on security video at Big Save Discount Store in Glendale, where Jimmy Ko is manager.

• 1:07:44Speaker 09

  I know he's harmless, but that's a, it's a weird fetish.

• 1:07:47Speaker 08

  In the video, the suspect's apparent obsession targeted toward the store clerk stocking shelves. Jimmy says this is the third time the man has done this at his store.

• 1:07:57Speaker 09

  Crouching down like he normally would and he'll just look around and then just trying to take the chance to sniff like any woman's butt. First time I caught him, I was like, what is this guy doing? He looks creepy. You wanna sniff butt? You could do sniff.

• 1:08:09Speaker 08

  Tonight at eleven, local police.

• 1:08:11Speaker 09

  Somewhere else.

• 1:08:12Speaker 08

  Glendale police identified the suspect as Kalise Crowder after witnesses reported him doing something similar at another store the same day. The thirty-nine-year-old was arrested for violating his parole. Crowder, a registered sex offender, was arrested last summer while out on parole for a similar incident he was accused of a few years ago. Last July, witnesses said Crowder was sniffing women's backsides inside department stores at Burbank's Empire Center.

• 1:08:38Speaker 10

  Oh my gosh, that is horrible.

• 1:08:42Speaker 08

  And then three years ago, Michaela Witter captured this viral TikTok moment when the suspect approached her at this Glendale Barnes and Noble.

• 1:08:50Speaker 11

  What are you doing?

• 1:08:55Speaker 11

  I asked him what he was doing. He said he was tying his shoes, which he wasn't. He's just kind of behind me, what looks like he's smelling me from behind.

• 1:09:03Speaker 08

  Last year, after his arrest, Crowder admitted to violating.

• 1:09:07Speaker 09

  Somewhere else.

• 1:09:08Speaker 08

  Glendale police identified the suspect escalating his parole and was sentenced to serve more than a hundred days in jail.

• 1:09:17Speaker 07

  And these latest attempts have landed the suspect back in jail under no bond. In Glendale, Tim Pulliam, ABC Seven, Eyewitness News.

• 1:09:25Speaker 00

  Tim Pulliam, thank you.

• 1:09:27Speaker 08

  Escalating his parole.

• 1:09:28Speaker 01

  Employee said it, dude. If you wanna sniff butts, you do so, do that somewhere else. Protecting this store.

• 1:09:34Speaker 00

  Oh, man.

• 1:09:35Speaker 01

  Yeah. What are you giving this guy, man?

• 1:09:36Speaker 00

  Uh, thumbs down.

• 1:09:38Speaker 01

  I mean, that's.

• 1:09:38Speaker 00

  Lots of butts to sniff in jail.

• 1:09:40Speaker 01

  I mean, A for, I, I can't say that.

• 1:09:42Speaker 00

  A for effort, huh?

• 1:09:45Speaker 01

  Like the ta, I mean, I'm tying my shoes. I'm just like, I'm just creative. That's on the fly creativity right there.

• 1:09:50Speaker 00

  I don't know, dude.

• 1:09:51Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:09:51Speaker 00

  That's some weird ass shit.

• 1:09:54Speaker 00

  That's some weird shit.

• 1:09:55Speaker 01

  I was tying my shoes.

• 1:09:57Speaker 00

  And by the way, if you're gonna go sniff butts, like, why are you going to like the fucking, like, you think you go to like a spa or something?

• 1:10:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:04Speaker 00

  You know, you don't go to like some fucking like shit hole fucking supermarket in the hood.

• 1:10:08Speaker 06

  Maybe that's his fixation.

• 1:10:10Speaker 00

  The dirty butts?

• 1:10:11Speaker 01

  The dirty butts. The hardworking butts.

• 1:10:13Speaker 00

  Dirty butts?

• 1:10:14Speaker 01

  Yeah. In that California heat, dog. That's what he wants.

• 1:10:20Speaker 00

  That's so nasty, dude. That's so nasty.

• 1:10:23Speaker 01

  That's fucking sick.

• 1:10:24Speaker 00

  Bro, there's some nasty motherfuckers out there, dude.

• 1:10:26Speaker 01

  Get some help. Stop it.

• 1:10:29Speaker 00

  He can't stop it, apparently. Dude, imagine being controlled by a fucking like kink or an urge that to the point where it's like, I'm gonna go spend hundreds of days of my life or years of my life in jail. And the whole thing is you wanna sniff some like secret butt.

• 1:10:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, right. You could at least be like Bill Gates, you know what I'm saying?

• 1:10:48Speaker 00

  Bro, you could, bro, you could, you could fucking, you could fucking run an ad on fucking Facebook and say, I'll take you to lunch, let me sniff your butt.

• 1:10:56Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:10:57Speaker 00

  You know?

• 1:10:57Speaker 01

  You'd be, lots of girls would fucking, yeah.

• 1:10:59Speaker 00

  I don't want anything.

• 1:11:00Speaker 06

  Lesson right there.

• 1:11:01Speaker 00

  I don't want anything. I, I buy you a sandwich. We don't even have to talk. Just let me sniff your butt once.

• 1:11:06Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:11:07Speaker 00

  And I mean, dude, he'd still be free.

• 1:11:09Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:11:10Speaker 00

  He'd still be free.

• 1:11:11Speaker 01

  That's fucking weird, man.

• 1:11:14Speaker 06

  He just needed some creativity.

• 1:11:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, man.

• 1:11:16Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 1:11:16Speaker 00

  Well,

• 1:11:19Speaker 00

  sniff butts somewhere else.

• 1:11:21Speaker 01

  That's right. Guys, Andy, that is all I got, man.

• 1:11:24Speaker 00

  Local, tonight on the evening news, ten PM, local butt sniffer terrorizes community.

• 1:11:30Speaker 01

  But first, let's go to the weather with Dan.

• 1:11:32Speaker 00

  It's hot. Some would say very hot.

• 1:11:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, fuck.

• 1:11:42Speaker 00

  It's nice and sweaty.

• 1:11:44Speaker 01

  Hmm. Oh.

• 1:11:45Speaker 00

  The butt sniffer is out.

• 1:11:49Speaker 00

  You think he's got like a, like a Batman sign, like a light?

• 1:11:54Speaker 00

  Call in the butt sniffer.

• 1:11:57Speaker 01

  Fuck, do you think he like goes crazy if they fart? You know what I'm saying?

• 1:12:00Speaker 00

  Oh, apparently.

• 1:12:01Speaker 01

  Like, he probably loses his mind, dude.

• 1:12:02Speaker 00

  He probably jizz in his pants.

• 1:12:06Speaker 00

  Yep. Anyway.

• 1:12:08Speaker 01

  He's like, I didn't touch him. I didn't touch him.

• 1:12:10Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:12:12Speaker 00

  Oh, dude. People are fucking weird, dude.

• 1:12:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro. It's California.

• 1:12:16Speaker 00

  Yeah. That's weird for California.

• 1:12:18Speaker 01

  Is that weird for California?

• 1:12:19Speaker 00

  I think so.

• 1:12:19Speaker 01

  Ah.

• 1:12:20Speaker 00

  California's pretty weird, but that's pretty, pretty weird weird.

• 1:12:22Speaker 01

  That's out there. That's out there. Yeah. Alright.

• 1:12:24Speaker 00

  Alright.

• 1:12:25Speaker 01

  Guys, Andy.

• 1:12:27Speaker 00

  Alright, guys. Don't be a hoe. Share the show.