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Football season is officially approaching, and the crew discusses the conclusion of the NFL preseason, roster cuts, and the bizarre viral internet scam of Dejounte Love, who spent years pretending to be a San Francisco 49ers wide receiver. The hosts also preview college football's opening week, including Bill Belichick's win in Ireland with North Carolina, and debate major NFL storylines with guest Pete Prisco, who shares his predictions for win totals and division winners. Later, Hank and Zach battle through a Mount Rushmore draft of heavy things.
Hosts open the episode, introduce the show and run a brief advertisement.
Pete Prisco discusses upcoming NFL games, cut day, and Mount Rushmore status.
Discussion of the Mount Rushmore matchup and its implications for the NFL season.
The hosts detail the alleged scam involving former 49ers player Dejounte Love and its fallout.
A commercial break featuring a DraftKings Casino advertisement and terms.
The conversation shifts to golf, covering Scottie Scheffler’s season and other notable moments.
Hosts recap week zero college games, notable plays, and fan reactions.
The hosts riff on Ted Cruz’s missteps in sports politics, mixing humor with commentary on Ohio State rivalry and political gaffes.
Discussion centers on Pete Crow‑Armstrong’s performance, MLB stats, and the Cubs’ 150th anniversary celebration.
The episode includes two short ad segments for Chevrolet Silverado and Twisted Tea, highlighting summer lifestyle themes.
The hosts recap various sports moments, from MLB to college football, and introduce the weekly “Who’s Back” segment featuring flyovers and player events.
The crew debates the safety and cultural significance of ultra‑low flyovers at South African rugby games, citing statistics and personal anecdotes.
Hosts break the news that the San Diego Zoo Safari Park has acquired a new western lowland gorilla, Matu Manini, and discuss the species’ conservation plan.
A brief segment reviews a controversial UFC knockout from Shanghai, with hosts discussing the fight mechanics and fan reactions.
Pete Prisco joins the show to analyze the 2026 NFL schedule, identifying teams with favorable matchups and predicting playoff contenders.
Discussion of teams’ quarterback situations and draft strategies for the upcoming season.
Speculation about the Manning family’s influence on the next draft and potential top picks.
Debate over which quarterbacks will face the most criticism if teams fail to win a Super Bowl.
Exploration of aggressive defensive play and coaching philosophies to improve playoff outcomes.
Dejounte Love's Fake NFL Careerstory
The hosts recount how an internet scammer named Dejounte Love convinced multiple women he was an NFL player by carrying around a 49ers helmet and curating a fake Instagram profile.
The Thanksgiving Turkey Giveaway Scamstory
The hosts share incredulous laughter over the detail that Dejounte Love went so deep into his fake NFL persona that he organized a fraudulent Thanksgiving turkey giveaway.
New Places, New Faces Gamestrategy
The hosts attempt to guess which new NFL teams various notable players signed with during the offseason, with mixed and often incorrect results.
South African Rugby Flyoversstory
Hank brings up a viral video of an extremely low airplane flyover at a rugby match in South Africa, which generated immense online discussion.
Jaylen Brown's Going Away Partydata
The hosts discuss Jaylen Brown receiving a key to the city and hosting a well-attended public going away party featuring performances from Lil Jon and Lil Baby.
Evaluating the Patriots' Outlookinsight
Pete Prisco explains why he is low on the New England Patriots this season due to winning close games against a weak schedule and faltering offensively down the stretch.
Analyzing the Passing Game Declineinsight
Pete Prisco outlines his upcoming article detailing five reasons for the recent decline in the NFL passing game, highlighting the Vic Fangio effect and poor offensive line play.
Drafting Heavy Thingsdebate
Hank and Zach participate in a snake draft for a Mount Rushmore of heavy things, selecting items ranging from Sydney Sweeney's rack to gold and death.
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“Dejounte Love is a internet scammer who essentially pretended that he was an NFL player for the last however many years and scammed over, the FBI arrested him and they, he, that he's alleged to have scammed 1.3 million dollars from various women.”
“He actually traded himself to the Rams. I don't know if you saw that recently break.”
“the Saturday that was, I don't want to say that the MVP race is over, but it was pretty fucking awesome because it was the Cubs 150th anniversary.”
“Pete Crow Armstrong, Willie Mays, Babe Ruth.”
“This was actually just so close that it could have been really, really bad.”
“Matu Manini, 33-year-old western lowland gorilla.”
“You can't pretend that was, it's, it's when he comes back around.”
“No, there is not. And they're going to be bad at quarterback position. But you know what they're going to be good at on defense?”
“James Cook led the league in rushing last year.”
Football preseason is over and cut day has arrived but the biggest story in sports is Daejon Love the guy who has been pretending to be a 49ers wide receiver, scamming women out of thousands of dollars (00:00:00-00:15:58). Cut day, NFL preseason is complete and we talk some CFB Week Zero, PCA's insane run and Michael Block is so back (00:15:58-00:51:53). Who's back of the week including Jaylen Brown's farewell party and some breaking zoo news (00:51:53-01:16:50). Pete Prisco joins us to preview the upcoming NFL season, what has happened to the passing game in the NFL, which teams he's high on and which teams he think will underperform and more (01:16:50-02:11:01). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of Heavy Things You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take https://barstool.link/pardon-my-take
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