Jerry O’Connell’s 2026 Fantasy Preview, The Death Of The Pro Bowl And ESPN Bottom Line Plus Fyre Fest Of The Week

The finale of our Camp Barstool week. We’re now New York Times Best Sellers (00:00:00-00:11:57). The Pro Bowl and ESPN bottom line are now dead and Week Zero is here plus we give out some early NFL futures (00:11:57-00:39:32). Mt Rushmore of Worst States (00:39:32-01:02:51). Jerry O’Connell’s 2026 Fantasy Preview going through the whole league and a special poem for Max (01:02:51-02:44:40). We finish with Fyre fest of the week. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take https://barstool.link/pardon-my-take

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  The vibrations came through the wood in my chair.

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  Let us get into the podcast. On today's Pardon My Take presented by DraftKings, it's here. It's time. Jerry O'Connell's fantasy football preview for the 2026 NFL season. It was long. It was fun. We took a lot of roads. We took, we, we got off the road a couple of times. We had some great Hank versus Jerry moments, but it is finally here. We're at Camp Barstool. Jerry O'Connell gave us all of the tips with, and things he's expecting to do with our fantasy team this year.

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  I think it's a fantasy preview, part one.

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  Part one.

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  Something tells me he might be back.

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  I was actually thinking about that. Next year, maybe we just do part one and part two. And we just do AFC, NFC.

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  Yeah.

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  It'd probably be better that way. But, uh, he's the best. And then we are going to talk about the death of the Pro Bowl, the death of the bottom line. We have some other national sports podcast topics, Fyre Fest the week, and the Mount Rushmore of worst states, worst states. PFT is close to clinching. I'll just say right now, I don't condone the worst states.

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  I wish Hank would start clinching.

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  Yeah. Hank, are you farting again?

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  Yeah. Yeah. No, he just.

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  You should wait for the podcast. I'm sorry.

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  He just ripped one. The problem, if you're, if you're at home, Hank and I are sitting in two different chairs, but the chairs are connected by a beam underneath.

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  Yeah.

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  And every time he farts into his chair, my chair, the wood vibrates into my own butt.

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  Hmm.

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  So I'm, Hank is sending me vibes into my butt every time he farts and.

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  Come on, Hank.

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  It's disgusting.

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  Come on.

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  And the yawns have started too.

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  The yawns have started too.

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  That's, that's his throat farts.

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  Go.

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  Welcome to Pardon My Take presented by DraftKings. Uh, today is Friday, August 28th, and boys, it's Camp Barstool finale. How are we feeling?

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  I'm feeling really good, big cat.

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  Yeah.

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  Really good. Uh, it's been a fun week here. Been drinking a lot of Mountain Dew, uh, some late nights, hanging with the fellas.

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  Yeah, playing euchre, playing chess.

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  Yeah, it's been, it's been a, it's been an absolute blast. Um, yesterday was actually a very cool day. It was an awesome day. And I think maybe if you're listening to the show, you already know. Um, but you know, not to get off by, by smelling our own farts, but.

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  Well.

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  I did come in, uh, clinched third to last in Mount Rushmore.

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  Not clinched.

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  So it was pretty, pretty great day for me.

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  Meh. What, Zach?

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  Technically not clinched as of yet.

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  Yeah, basically clinched. I'm willing.

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  You're not clinched though.

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  I'm willing to just claim the clinch at this point.

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  So if everyone.

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  I would understand a soft clinch, but legitimate clinch.

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  Yeah.

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  Not quite there.

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  Okay.

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  My, I might've had some fuzzy math, but by the time I'd celebrated, uh, you know, the celebration already happened. So I'm gonna, I'm just gonna, uh, continue that celebration. I think I'd have to finish last place in every Mount Rushmore and whoever's in last right now.

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  That'd be a shame. Such a shame.

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  Would have to finish in first place.

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  That'd be a shame.

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  Wow.

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  That'd be a shame. Uh.

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  But I've been thinking about it all week. So I mean, I'm sorry. It was at the top of my head.

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  What do we want to, what do we want to start with here? We, uh, we have Jerry O'Connell coming up for a fantasy preview. Uh.

• 5:29Speaker 02

  But I thought you were gonna talk about the other big news.

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  The Pro Bowl.

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  The other celebratory news.

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  R.I.P.

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  Pro Bowl.

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  Celebration of Liv for the Pro Bowl.

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  Oh, Liv being dead?

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  No.

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  But it is. This Saudi guy was like, no more checks for anyone. No more dollars.

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  Yeah.

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  You CEOs, fuck you. No more dollars, buddy.

• 5:48Speaker 02

  They might've cut like 95 from their staff.

• 5:51Speaker 01

  Yeah. That just means they're running lean operations.

• 5:54Speaker 02

  Yep. That's all I was talking about.

• 5:56Speaker 00

  Oh, you're talking about New York Times Bestseller?

• 5:58Speaker 02

  Yes.

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  The Nerd List. We're number one nerds for a week.

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  Mm-hmm.

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  Yes. Thank you everyone for buying the book. Uh, it's pretty cool to see that we're number one, uh, New York Times Bestseller. Uh, and also especially a thank you to everyone behind the scenes. You know, Matthew, our, uh, ghostwriter who helped with a lot of the interviews, Jacob, Dom, a bunch of people grinding behind the scenes. But, uh, yeah, it was cool. It was cool. New York Times Bestseller. We've completely devalued that award.

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  It is, it is pretty cool. We got put on the self-help list, which was interesting.

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  That's, yeah, that's pretty cool.

• 6:32Speaker 01

  So I guess that means that we can stay there because those books, if you look at them, we might be on the New York Times Bestseller list for, for like years.

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  Yeah, we got, we, we, we got ahead of a book that had been on there for like 400 weeks.

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  Yeah.

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  So I don't even understand how that happens.

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  Who did we beat? I'm sorry.

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  Uh.

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  That guy's gotta be like, what the fuck is Pardon My, that's not a self-help book.

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  Yeah, it is kinda crazy. Uh, the Let Them Theory, Advice, How To, and Miscellaneous. I feel like that was more of a how to start a podcast. It was a DIY.

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  So yeah, the weird thing about that list, you, you do see books that might be there for like two, three years at a time. So.

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  No, no, I'm not joking. The, the, the Let Them Theory was 87 weeks on the list. That's a year and a half.

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  Yeah. So we'll probably be on that list.

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  382.

• 7:20Speaker 01

  We'll probably, huh?

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  Atomic Habits.

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  Yeah. We'll probably be on that list for another three years until Bussin takes us off.

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  What's going on? What's going on with From Italy With Amore? What is that book about? Can you give us a little something?

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  That's Max's book.

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  Yeah. All right. From Italy With Amore. This is what, the only thing, so yesterday was, was funny because it was like, it was very cool.

• 7:45Speaker 02

  This is Max's book.

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  How do I identify?

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  You know what a real Italian meal looks like? But would it pass a lesso's approval?

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  No. How to Identify the Most Authentic Italian Ingredients, Sauces, Products, and More in American Grocery Stores. See, this is how we beat him out because we had Florio and Max.

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  Yeah.

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  Do in our book, the, uh, Mount Rushmore of Italian-American sports figures.

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  You know what? I'd like to endorse From Italy With Amore. That looks like a good book.

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  Yeah, it does.

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  How to Identify Authentic Italian Food. I, I will, I will co-sign on that one.

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  Yeah.

• 8:13Speaker 01

  And then I, good for us, the tennis podcast, and put out a book the same week. That would have been tough.

• 8:17Speaker 00

  That would have been very, very tough. Um, okay. So yes, thank you everyone for, for purchasing. Pretty, pretty damn cool. Again, I'm sorry for anyone who wins the award afterwards. Like, uh, I, I feel like it's been completely devalued, but I mean, between us and Dave.

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  Yeah.

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  Like, is Barstool the biggest publishing company now? Like.

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  Is reading back?

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  Yeah, reading is back.

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  Did Barstool bring literacy back?

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  We did it.

• 8:42Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah. So memes tweeted this out the other day that like, uh, pretty much a fuck you to his high school English teacher. Uh, I did, I also got a D minus in my college English composition class. Um, and, and we're saying that I don't think to be like, fuck you, we're actually really good at writing. I'm saying it more in the lines of like, you don't have to be a good writer anymore to get a New York Times Bestseller. I think that's, that's pretty much, uh, the message that's been delivered.

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  Didn't close the parentheses.

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  Yeah.

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  So, yeah, I, I, I didn't take, I don't think I took a call, uh, English college class.

• 9:16Speaker 02

  I didn't take college.

• 9:18Speaker 01

  That's not true, Hank. That's not true.

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  Neither did Zach.

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  You went to film school, Hank.

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  I did a film certificate program.

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  Yeah. And next thing you know.

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  Read the resume.

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  USC.

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  That was, that was actually a tough, do you remember on the way up to the airport on, uh, Monday when Jerry O'Connell was just like, Zach, like, you, no one cares, like, on your resume where you went to college? Like, does people, do people at Barstool, they ever ask like, where'd you went to college? Cause Zach didn't, he did a little community college, a little stint. Uh, and Zach's like, yeah, no, everyone, when I got to Barstool, asked where I went to college. And I said, nowhere.

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  It was like the first question.

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  Yeah.

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  Great to meet you. So where'd you go to school?

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  Shit.

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  Tough.

• 9:59Speaker 00

  Uh, but yeah, it was pretty cool. Uh, all right. What, what else we wanna, where do we go first?

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  I just wanna say, I've had, I've had a lot of fun bunking with you guys.

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  Yeah.

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  Our bunk has been pretty incredible. Um, there were some, you know, some people that were screaming in the first couple of nights, but last night that all changed and the vibe was totally different. And instead of screaming, um, somebody was moaning in the middle of the night, almost in, almost in a romantic way.

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  It was Hank?

• 10:22Speaker 01

  I don't know. I can't be sure who it could have been. Uh, but somebody, it sounded like they were having a very good dream last night for most of the night. It was, it was honestly hard to sleep.

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  Are you sure? Cause you have your headphones on your, uh, iMas. You sure you weren't watching something before you went to sleep?

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  I promise you I was not watching pornography.

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  Okay.

• 10:41Speaker 01

  I'm pretty sure.

• 10:42Speaker 00

  Was it me?

• 10:42Speaker 01

  No. I'll, I'll say this.

• 10:44Speaker 00

  We were sleeping next to each other.

• 10:46Speaker 01

  It was not Hank. It was not Hank. It was not Zach.

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  Oh.

• 10:50Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah.

• 10:51Speaker 00

  Was it Rico?

• 10:51Speaker 01

  I don't, who's to say who could have been?

• 10:53Speaker 00

  So was Rico?

• 10:54Speaker 01

  No, I don't know. I can't, I can't honestly say, but.

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  What direction was it coming from?

• 10:58Speaker 01

  Um, across the room from me somewhere. I'm pretty sure somebody was having a very long, wet dream and it was.

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  Oh, so they lasted long.

• 11:07Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. I mean.

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  Credit to them.

• 11:08Speaker 01

  Good, good for them. I guess they had a pleasant dream.

• 11:11Speaker 00

  They're wet dreaming like a stallion?

• 11:14Speaker 00

  Good job.

• 11:15Speaker 01

  I don't know, but um yeah, overall it's been fun. Jerry Jerry's been a great bunk mate. The other night I was walking home with him after staying up in the cafeteria for a while. Was smoking a cigarette outside. Jerry just likes the smell of cigarettes. So he stayed next to me and he's such a talker that he uh he we came inside the bunk. And I went to my bed to go to sleep and Jerry just continued the conversation. Came over, sat down on my bed with me.

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  Oh, yeah.

• 11:38Speaker 01

  As I'm getting under the covers and he's just talking about these stories that he's telling me from from his experience as an actor and at some point I was like, alright Jerry, I'm gonna go to go to gonna go to sleep now. I'll see you tomorrow.

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  He on uh Tuesday night, we taught him how to play euchre and he was and then I told him, I was like, if you want to get better, here, download this and just play on your own and you'll learn the game faster. And uh at like midnight, I was yeah, I was basically half asleep. And he came and he got, he laid in my bed. I was basically big spooning him. He's like, here, play a couple of hands with me. And just that that was it. We were just playing a couple of hands while we were spooning, so.

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  And hi- his new thing that he keeps saying is like, I download the euchre app.

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  Yes.

• 12:17Speaker 01

  He's told me that probably thirty times. He's he's committed to to learning euchre.

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  He's getting better.

• 12:21Speaker 01

  It's it's just been, it's been a good hang this week. Had a lot of fun.

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  Yeah, had a lot of fun. We got to see a concert last night. Hank, what'd you think about the concert?

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  Didn't catch the concert.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  Oh, you don't really like bluegrass music that much, though?

• 12:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was disappointed I wasn't there.

• 12:35Speaker 00

  It was exactly the them Cooley uh brothers. It was it was exactly what you would have liked. The banjo.

• 12:40Speaker 01

  Them Cooley boys.

• 12:41Speaker 02

  I know.

• 12:42Speaker 00

  Exactly what you want. Okay.

• 12:45Speaker 00

  You know what? Let's do, let's do the the the future thing right now. We're gonna start rolling out uh some futures. For the NFL season, then we'll talk about Pro Bowl and some other things going on. But we're gonna start rolling out some futures for the NFL season. Today's the first one. So everyone's come armed with one.

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  Let's go around the league.

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  Around the league. Uh maybe someone Shane, you can you can track these uh to see, but we are going to all pick one future today. NFL.

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  Could be anything.

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  And uh we'll do this a couple of times before the season starts, because we're getting closer and closer. Hank, why don't you start?

• 13:19Speaker 02

  Uh I'm going to go with the next player to record four hundred plus pass yards in a game.

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  I'm taking Jared Goff.

• 13:27Speaker 00

  Oh, okay. What's the start of their schedule?

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  Uh they're plus eleven hundred. I don't think it matters what their schedule is.

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  I think that definitely matters.

• 13:35Speaker 02

  No, not not for a guy like Jared Goff.

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  Did you look it up?

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  But I mean, if someone else is playing like uh someone really easy.

• 13:43Speaker 02

  But we don't know who's easy and who's not. It's the beginning of the year.

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  That's true. Good point. Alright, they're playing the Saints.

• 13:48Speaker 02

  Saints, Bills, Jets. I mean, that's too too too bad.

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  Cardinals. Oh, I don't.

• 13:54Speaker 02

  Panthers, Cardinals.

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  Okay.

• 13:58Speaker 02

  So you could do against Saints or the Jets.

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  Or the Panthers or the Cardinals.

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  Or the Bills.

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  Okay.

• 14:04Speaker 01

  The Jets' defense is pretty good. Yeah, I think they'll be good.

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  They got an interception.

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  Yeah, we're back.

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  Big time back.

• 14:09Speaker 02

  They got in in, oh yeah, they got.

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  They got an interception.

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  Two in a row.

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  Two in a row.

• 14:16Speaker 01

  Two consecutive intercept, like on consecutive drives?

• 14:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, consecutive drives.

• 14:19Speaker 00

  Holy shit.

• 14:20Speaker 03

  Show back.

• 14:21Speaker 00

  Holy shit. Uh alright, PFT, what do you got?

• 14:24Speaker 01

  Um I'm gonna take JSN.

• 14:27Speaker 02

  You love this bet.

• 14:29Speaker 01

  Correct, that's why I'm giving it.

• 14:30Speaker 02

  I love it too.

• 14:30Speaker 01

  Yeah. You don't love your bet?

• 14:32Speaker 02

  I do love this. No, I'm saying like.

• 14:34Speaker 01

  Well, you said I love this bet like it was a bad thing.

• 14:36Speaker 02

  I didn't say like it was a bad thing. I just was emphasizing how much you love this bet.

• 14:42Speaker 01

  Thanks for emphasizing.

• 14:42Speaker 00

  You love this bet.

• 14:44Speaker 01

  Uh JSN to lead the league in receiving yards after three games. I think uh game one against the Patriots at home, national audience, big stage.

• 14:53Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 14:53Speaker 01

  He's got a chip on his shoulder from being named uh Defensive Player of the Year as his trophy read.

• 14:59Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 14:59Speaker 01

  Uh I think he's gonna have a big game there and then I believe he plays against the

• 15:07Speaker 01

  don't know who he plays.

• 15:07Speaker 00

  You should know this.

• 15:10Speaker 01

  I did look it up a long time ago. I have it right here. I have it right here. Um I know that week three, he's actually playing against the commanders. So like I'm I'm willing to admit that our defense, if it's.

• 15:20Speaker 00

  Cardinals.

• 15:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, Cardinals, week two. And then week three against the commanders, if their defense is is uh half as bad as it was uh when they played last year, then he'll probably have a a pretty decent game and I think he's plus seven fifty.

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  Okay, Zach?

• 15:35Speaker 04

  Uh I would like to go with uh Matthew Stafford for MVP.

• 15:40Speaker 00

  Matthew Stafford, back to back MVPs.

• 15:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:43Speaker 00

  Whoa.

• 15:44Speaker 01

  Is there any Stafford fatigue?

• 15:45Speaker 00

  Wow, okay.

• 15:48Speaker 04

  Personally, I have a little Stafford fatigue, but maybe not for the league. So I'm just going with Stafford.

• 15:54Speaker 01

  You love that bet.

• 15:55Speaker 02

  I have a question.

• 15:57Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 15:57Speaker 02

  National Sports Podcast.

• 15:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  I won't say the team name.

• 16:03Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 16:04Speaker 01

  Can we do this after we do the future thing?

• 16:05Speaker 00

  The Bears.

• 16:06Speaker 01

  No, just wait till after we do.

• 16:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, so we'll wait till after we do the future thing.

• 16:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:10Speaker 02

  What's yours?

• 16:11Speaker 00

  Okay, uh I was gonna take uh I'm gonna take the Falcons and I believe in Kevin Stefanski, Tommy Reese, but I don't know if it's gonna be great this year. I'm gonna take the Falcons under seven and a half wins. I the two uh he's so bad.

• 16:25Speaker 01

  You see the news yesterday?

• 16:26Speaker 00

  It's on life support.

• 16:27Speaker 01

  Uh rap sheet said that Tua's play has made it impossible to name him the starter.

• 16:34Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 16:35Speaker 01

  That's not a good sign.

• 16:36Speaker 00

  No.

• 16:36Speaker 01

  At all.

• 16:37Speaker 00

  No.

• 16:37Speaker 01

  Impossible.

• 16:38Speaker 00

  It's not good at all. And the Falcons, they have a kind of a like decently tough schedule. Um they start with the Steelers at the Steelers. Panthers at Green Bay, at New Orleans, Baltimore, Chicago, San Francisco, Tampa, Cincy, Kansas City. That's all before the bye week. Like those are it's not like they have the hardest schedule, but those are decent teams. So I'm gonna take under seven and a half. Uh again, long term. I'm in on the Falcons, Stefanski, they just need to get a quarterback.

• 17:05Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 17:06Speaker 00

  Okay, uh Hank, what were you gonna say?

• 17:09Speaker 02

  Uh National Sports Podcast, talking about, you know, NFL.

• 17:12Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 17:13Speaker 02

  I won't say the team name in this, but how would you feel if you about a team if this is the worst I've ever seen the blank offense in years? Inoperable offensive line.

• 17:26Speaker 00

  That would scare me. Who's who is that?

• 17:28Speaker 02

  Commanders.

• 17:29Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 17:30Speaker 01

  It's the commanders. Now Hank was spreading fake news yesterday, just.

• 17:33Speaker 02

  I did not tweet this. I did not tweet this.

• 17:35Speaker 01

  I know. I know. He he was leaving out the context of the offensive line yesterday.

• 17:38Speaker 02

  There was no context in the tweet.

• 17:41Speaker 01

  There is, the the.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  No, no, tweet and.

• 17:44Speaker 01

  The tweet says.

• 17:45Speaker 02

  And.

• 17:45Speaker 01

  Inoperable.

• 17:46Speaker 02

  End tweet.

• 17:46Speaker 01

  Wait, inoperable offensive line.

• 17:48Speaker 02

  Period.

• 17:50Speaker 01

  Right, so they do talk about the offensive line on the tweet.

• 17:53Speaker 02

  I said that.

• 17:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, he said he said that in that.

• 17:55Speaker 01

  I I'm saying yesterday.

• 17:56Speaker 00

  Yesterday?

• 17:56Speaker 01

  He was leaving out that.

• 17:57Speaker 00

  You were leaving out the offensive line yesterday?

• 17:59Speaker 01

  Um so and then there's important to note, because we are uh you know, a podcast that prides itself on getting things right. Um that same reporter then kind of went on to explain their report, saying, keep in mind about the offense. As mentioned earlier, Cosme was out. Daniels played with a front five that featured Matt Goulburn at center, Julian Good Jones at center and mostly Good Jones and Tennoa Togiai at right guard. So there were three second or third string offensive linemen.

• 18:29Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 18:29Speaker 01

  Playing uh at the time for this practice. Now that being said, Hank, there is some truth to the report. Um and it does seem the way that it was covered in DC, it was a joint practice with Ravens. It might have been the worst practice in NFL history. The way that it's being talked about.

• 18:44Speaker 00

  Oof.

• 18:44Speaker 01

  Every reporter is just like you, they they're acting like they're war correspondents coming back from a deployment, like they were embedded. They've got a thousand yards there, like this shit that we saw yesterday, I'd never wish on another man. It it sounds like it was a very, very bad practice. Um but that's okay. You'd rather have a bad practice and a bad game.

• 19:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:03Speaker 01

  Still some time left to recover.

• 19:04Speaker 00

  Get the, get that out of your system, PFT.

• 19:06Speaker 01

  At least we're practicing. You know what? We're practicing putting our guys in stressful situations.

• 19:11Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 19:11Speaker 01

  Rather have it happen now so we know how to deal with it.

• 19:13Speaker 00

  Get that out of your system.

• 19:15Speaker 01

  But then you get some people like Hank that will just kind of read, take a report a little bit out of context.

• 19:19Speaker 00

  That's sad, Hank.

• 19:19Speaker 01

  And then bring it bring it up on a on a national podcast for clicks. You're doing this for clicks, Hank.

• 19:25Speaker 00

  Are you doing this for clicks?

• 19:26Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no.

• 19:28Speaker 02

  Me and PFT talked about this off air, off air for like an hour yesterday.

• 19:31Speaker 00

  Getting clicked, Zach?

• 19:32Speaker 04

  Might be getting clicked.

• 19:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, we had a, we had an off air conversation about this for like an hour yesterday.

• 19:37Speaker 00

  About just specifically the offensive line?

• 19:39Speaker 02

  Just that tweet.

• 19:39Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 19:40Speaker 02

  I just kept asking him. Are you worried like worst offensive performance of all time in human history? Thoughts?

• 19:47Speaker 01

  It does. It's not just her. It was a lot of people saying that was the worst practice they've ever seen.

• 19:51Speaker 00

  Who tweeted that? What a drama queen.

• 19:54Speaker 01

  Nikki Nikki Jabala tweeted, she's usually pretty good about covering commanders. But then you could tell that like somebody from the team talked to her. It was like, hey, do you want to clarify that tweet? Because it was entirely a backup offensive line that was playing. Um, so yeah, I mean, bad practice. We had a bad, but all that being said, there were some good parts in that practice. We, uh, Antonio Williams, there's, I gave you, uh, Jacory Crosskey Merritt. Last summer, he ended up having a pretty decent season for a, a, a late round pick. Uh, Antonio Williams. He's a guy that in camp, he cooked Kyle Hamilton the other day. Uh, he's been playing really, really good at receiver. He's going to challenge digs for a lot of that, that second role. He might be operating out of slot. He's going to be a really good receiver if, uh, if we can protect Jane.

• 20:38Speaker 00

  Got it.

• 20:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:39Speaker 00

  Okay. So not, so there's some, there's some good things going on.

• 20:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's some good thing, but yes, it was the worst practice. The worst football practice since remember the Titans.

• 20:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 20:49Speaker 00

  Okay, uh, Pro Bowl's dead. Do we feel anything? So I saw, so, so yesterday they announced the NFL announced the Pro Bowl is dead. My initial take was I feel nothing and I say that not because it's like, I don't like that people get, you know, they should reward the guys who are doing the best and, and the Pro Bowl used to actually be something good. Uh, and fun, but for the last 10 years, the Pro Bowl has been in hospice care. Uh, eating applesauce, you know, spoon fed applesauce. It's been dead. We, we just haven't said goodbye. So when it actually happened, I had no tears left to cry for the Pro Bowl.

• 21:25Speaker 01

  I would say, I'll, I'll go one step further and say, I was happy. It's, it got, it's out, it's no longer suffering. It got put out of its misery. It's in a better place right now. We, I choose to not remember the Pro Bowl and what we've seen in the last six or seven years. I choose to remember the Pro Bowl with Andy Reid, wearing shorts, a Hawaiian shirt and a lay. I choose to remember the Pro Bowl. With Sean Taylor lighting up Brian Mormon. I choose to remember the Pro Bowl when it was Peyton Manning, talking about his liquored up kicker.

• 21:56Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 21:56Speaker 01

  Mike Vanderjack.

• 21:57Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 21:58Speaker 01

  During the game, I choose to remember the Pro Bowl when it was, uh, 22 guys going at each other and they were still very drunk. From the night before slash also from drinks that morning. And they didn't really try that hard, but they also didn't rub our faces in it.

• 22:13Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 22:13Speaker 01

  That's how I choose to remember the Pro Bowl.

• 22:15Speaker 00

  So goodbye.

• 22:16Speaker 01

  Goodbye, Pro Bowl. You were a, you were a game.

• 22:18Speaker 00

  You were a game. It, it has meant absolutely nothing. And, and no fault to any of the players. Football is a sport that after an entire season, you can't ask the players to then go out and play another game. Someone's playing like off the wall or something. It's so fucking loud. What is it? Oh, that's paintball. Oh, that's okay. They can test that out. I thought they were playing like hitting a tennis ball. Yeah, it, it, it has meant nothing. It, it, it was hard for it to mean something in the last 10, 15 years. The one thing that I will, I will ask and it should be interesting. So I assume Pro Bowl, like voting for the Pro Bowl will still happen. Is that not right? Like, will they still give the honors?

• 23:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, I assume they will.

• 23:03Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 23:04Speaker 01

  Cause a lot of guys have.

• 23:04Speaker 00

  Oh yeah, there it is. 88 players will receive the Pro Bowl honor with, okay, so. They need to maybe retroactively go back and clean this up because now we have lost alternates. So alternates made such a mess of the Pro Bowl where we have some guys who can claim Pro Bowl status. And it's like, dude, you were the 16th quarterback asked, uh, not to name any names. Yes.

• 23:27Speaker 01

  Did Shador Sanders kill the Pro Bowl?

• 23:29Speaker 00

  He might've.

• 23:29Speaker 01

  Now that I'm thinking about it, that was the moment where the NFL was like, we've, we've gone too far.

• 23:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 23:35Speaker 01

  We have, we have to get rid of the entire game.

• 23:38Speaker 00

  Yeah. The, the body blows of, of, of Tyler Huntley and Mitch Trubisky, and then Shador came over and just cut its throat.

• 23:46Speaker 01

  Uppercut.

• 23:46Speaker 00

  Yeah. Uh, but that, that would be the one thing can, do, are they retroactively going to go back and clean this up?

• 23:52Speaker 01

  I think they will. I think they'll go back and say, uh, they, they can't take the Pro Bowls away. I don't think for the alternates. They accepted it. Uh, but they'll go back and make sure that everybody gets the, uh, everyone who's voted and turned it down gets it. It'd be funny if people just like out of habit, turned down the new Pro Bowl honor.

• 24:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 24:09Speaker 01

  This year.

• 24:09Speaker 00

  She's like, I just don't want to participate.

• 24:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, sorry.

• 24:11Speaker 00

  In being given this award.

• 24:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:13Speaker 00

  So yeah, the Pro Bowl's dead. Uh, we had a few deaths. So the Pro Bowl died. Uh, the ESPN bottom line ticker is dead, which that actually kind of bummed me out. Uh, now, everyone has their phones nowadays that it doesn't matter as much to, to see these scores. You're probably checking the scores anyway. But it bummed me out from a nostalgia standpoint in that there was nothing better than gambling the entire slate on a college football Saturday and seeing a score you needed pop up. Or my absolute favorite, like if I could close my eyes and be like, what, what was the best feeling to start a Saturday? It was watching a game and having, uh, the Oregon game pop up.

• 24:56Speaker 00

  1453 left in the first quarter and the, and it flips to eight, nothing. Cause they not only scored, but they went for two and you have the over and Oregon. So that kind of stuff I will miss. Uh, but I, they said they're going to do updates every quarter and there'll be ways to see it. But overall it's like, all right, I guess we're just changing and they're just going to make you locked in more on the game. And then people are going to use their phones more.

• 25:19Speaker 01

  Yeah. I think, uh, my favorite was when a game would, would turn yellow.

• 25:22Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 25:23Speaker 01

  When one team would finally turn yellow and you could put that in the bank. Uh, I'm okay with it. I think the bottom line is it's definitely, it's outlived its usefulness.

• 25:33Speaker 00

  Yes, it's, yeah.

• 25:34Speaker 01

  It does.

• 25:34Speaker 00

  The technology is.

• 25:35Speaker 01

  It takes up space on the screen. Um, one thing I think that it is good for, if you're watching all the games and you're sitting down on a long Saturday. Uh, it's good to have a constant reminder just beamed into your eyeballs about like what happened in every game. It helps you remember, like remember the, the outcome of every single game because you, you're constantly exposed to it now. What they're trying to do, I think is just drive more hits to the app. So.

• 25:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, of course. Yeah. No, that's exactly what they're trying to do. And, and I get it. It's like, yeah, the, the nostalgia I feel for the ESPN bottom line. I haven't, I haven't actually been able to participate in the, in like the, the things I'm describing in many years. Like walking, um, you know, before smartphones, like walking in an airport and, and like standing in front of one of the TVs. You just be like, let me check this, let me get this score real quick before I get on my plate, like shit like that. That, that's been gone for so long that I can't really, similar to the Pro Bowl. I can't be like, oh, well, I'm sad. Uh, but yeah, this is, they're, they're trying to get us to be on the app more. And, uh, yeah, I, I really would just miss the Oregon going eight, nothing.

• 26:38Speaker 00

  And also like on a college football Saturday, when you have other games going on in different sports, it was nice to be able to see that.

• 26:45Speaker 01

  That's a reminder that the outside world exists.

• 26:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, the, yeah.

• 26:48Speaker 01

  Or like when they add something to it that has, uh, nothing to do with sports. It's like, uh, just a heads up during Sunday night baseball. They killed Osama. That was a pretty cool bottom line.

• 26:59Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 27:00Speaker 01

  That's probably one of its greatest hits, I would say.

• 27:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 27:02Speaker 01

  Uh, I think it's going to look good though, objectively.

• 27:05Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 27:06Speaker 01

  More real estate on the screen is going to be, it's going to be nice.

• 27:08Speaker 00

  Yes, yes. Um, and then Hank, the last death, I mean, it's dead.

• 27:18Speaker 00

  No. Okay, come on.

• 27:20Speaker 01

  Let it go.

• 27:21Speaker 00

  Come on.

• 27:22Speaker 01

  Hank.

• 27:23Speaker 00

  Hank.

• 27:23Speaker 01

  It's time to let go.

• 27:24Speaker 00

  Hank.

• 27:24Speaker 02

  There's just, there's a reports, people are getting laid off. PFT said that they're, they're more lean operation. They don't have, you know.

• 27:31Speaker 00

  Liv is dead.

• 27:33Speaker 02

  Liv 1.0, dead.

• 27:35Speaker 00

  The, the, the, the head of Liv said, no more money. No more cash.

• 27:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, they got a new investor that's they're excited about and they said they have a second one coming.

• 27:44Speaker 01

  Okay. When are they going to announce that?

• 27:46Speaker 02

  I don't know. Stay tuned.

• 27:48Speaker 00

  It's gotta be here soon.

• 27:49Speaker 02

  We'll talk about it as soon as they do.

• 27:51Speaker 00

  Okay. Oh, when, when, when, when they do it, we'll, we'll be on it. A hundred percent. You know that. You know, we'll be on that. Okay. Before we do, uh, a couple more stories, then we get to our Mount Rushmore. PFT just opened a Mountain Dew. Uh, we're at camp. Camp Arsenal has been such a fun time. Nothing goes better with hanging out with your friends, kayaking. I, I canoed with KB yesterday around the lake. We had a couple Mountain Dews with us. Uh, we've been grilling, we've been softball, wiffle ball, wiffle ball. Yesterday was electric. Nothing goes better with wiffle ball and your friends. Then the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew is proudly born in the foothills of Tennessee.

• 28:33Speaker 00

  An American original tasting great since 48. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew, an American original. Grab a Dew. Tasting great since 48. We just cracked open some Dews.

• 28:45Speaker 00

  That's delicious. Thank you to Mountain Dew. Camp parcel is one of our favorite weeks of the year and Mountain Dew is a big, big part of it. So thank you to Mountain Dew and go get one today. Summer, we got a couple more weeks left. The sun's going to be shining. Grab a Mountain Dew, get that refreshing citrus kick and American original tasting great since 48. Okay, boys, any other stories before we do our Mount Rushmore and then we get to Jerry O'Connell, which he, he, he got in depth. He got in depth. Anything else?

• 29:15Speaker 01

  You could say that.

• 29:16Speaker 00

  Yeah. What else we got?

• 29:17Speaker 01

  Um, we missed it just by a little bit. We finished recording on, uh, on Tuesday right before the news. R I P Dolly Parton.

• 29:23Speaker 00

  Oh, R I P.

• 29:24Speaker 01

  American legend. Uh, one of the most beloved people in the history of the United States. Really, if you look at like the favorability rating, everybody loved Dolly.

• 29:34Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 29:34Speaker 01

  She was the absolute best. She was

• 29:36Speaker 00

  Cannon's.

• 29:37Speaker 01

  The best type of American absolute, absolute bazookas.

• 29:40Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 29:41Speaker 01

  And she was not ashamed of them.

• 29:42Speaker 00

  No, she, she actually, she's like, hey, these bazookas, this is for America.

• 29:47Speaker 01

  For America. Yeah.

• 29:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 29:48Speaker 01

  I, I, Mount Rushmore of American cannons.

• 29:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 29:51Speaker 01

  A hundred percent. And, uh, just a great human being too. Just a fantastic woman. She would give a, a book every year to every kid in Tennessee. She came from absolutely.

• 30:00Speaker 00

  Part of my book?

• 30:01Speaker 01

  Uh, maybe.

• 30:03Speaker 00

  We should give a book to every kid in Tennessee.

• 30:05Speaker 01

  In honor of Dolly Parton.

• 30:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:07Speaker 01

  That'd be a good thing. Uh, we'll, we'll just give one to Big T.

• 30:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 30:10Speaker 01

  In honor of her, but she was, uh, like you hear the stories of all the money that she gave behind the scenes. Awesome woman. Um, incredible. I, I think that she actually should be put on money. We should put Dolly Parton on some sort of dollar bill.

• 30:23Speaker 00

  I like that.

• 30:23Speaker 01

  I, I don't know what denomination, um, but she is the absolute, she's the best type of, of person from this country and we should all be reminded of her on a daily basis because she was the best.

• 30:34Speaker 00

  She'd be a thousand bucks.

• 30:36Speaker 01

  Thousand dollar bill.

• 30:37Speaker 00

  The Dolly bill.

• 30:38Speaker 01

  The Dolly bill.

• 30:39Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 30:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:40Speaker 00

  Okay. Um,

• 30:41Speaker 01

  And he parts in my take. That's what we can call our initiative to Tennessee.

• 30:45Speaker 00

  Yes. Um, any other ones? Jed, Jed, Jed, uh, what's his name? York's body cam release. Yankee fan.

• 30:54Speaker 01

  Yeah. That was, that was a big takeaway.

• 30:56Speaker 00

  Yeah. I mean, that's a, that's our longstanding that we, you know, you should have to declare what's, what sports allegiance you have when you get arrested. He just did it for you.

• 31:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:03Speaker 00

  Like everyone can go after that. Mets fans, Red Sox fans, like just, there you go.

• 31:08Speaker 01

  Anytime, anytime somebody gets a, like if there's a serial killer, I want the headline to say like, uh, Tigers fan arrested with 60 bodies in his basement.

• 31:17Speaker 00

  Yeah. Ohio State Buckeye.

• 31:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:19Speaker 00

  Let the, let, let, let the college football world tee off on this person.

• 31:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Ole Miss rebel.

• 31:24Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 31:25Speaker 01

  Uh, found in a room with three computers, running poker simulations and three walking boots.

• 31:31Speaker 00

  Um, Brooks Koepka's in the TGL. Hank, is the TGL something you watch?

• 31:37Speaker 02

  If it's on.

• 31:38Speaker 00

  Okay. Okay.

• 31:39Speaker 01

  So that's a yes then. Yeah.

• 31:41Speaker 00

  He's on the, uh,

• 31:42Speaker 02

  If it's on and I'm watching, like not, I'm not, I'm not, uh, making it like a, an appointment.

• 31:47Speaker 00

  When is it? It's in the winter?

• 31:49Speaker 02

  It's in the winter, like Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

• 31:51Speaker 01

  Okay. What does, uh, the T in TGL stand for?

• 31:55Speaker 00

  Tiger?

• 31:56Speaker 02

  That's a good question.

• 31:58Speaker 00

  Is it? I just assumed it was Tiger. Is it not Tiger?

• 32:00Speaker 01

  I was thinking it might be the.

• 32:02Speaker 00

  Is it not Tiger's league?

• 32:03Speaker 01

  I think it is. Yeah. Is it the?

• 32:07Speaker 00

  It is the?

• 32:09Speaker 00

  What does the T stand for in TGL? Tomorrow's golf league.

• 32:14Speaker 01

  Tomorrow's golf league. Okay. Tomorrow's golf league today.

• 32:18Speaker 00

  That sounds like the end of worlds kind of thing.

• 32:20Speaker 01

  Mike.

• 32:20Speaker 00

  Tomorrow's golf league.

• 32:21Speaker 01

  Yeah. The future is here.

• 32:23Speaker 00

  Yeah. We're going to be playing on bombed, atomic bombed out courses. Tomorrow's golf league. Wait, but is, is it not Tiger's golf league?

• 32:33Speaker 02

  Tiger Rory and sports executive, Mike McCarthy.

• 32:37Speaker 00

  Okay. Yeah. I, I, for some reason I thought it was just.

• 32:40Speaker 01

  Is there a chance that TGL bought live? They're the investor?

• 32:44Speaker 02

  Maybe they're the exciting investor. I doubt it.

• 32:46Speaker 00

  That'd be cool.

• 32:47Speaker 02

  There's been no live players on TGL.

• 32:49Speaker 00

  That probably doesn't work.

• 32:50Speaker 01

  Would that be?

• 32:51Speaker 02

  And Rory.

• 32:52Speaker 00

  And Rory. You forgot about Rory. He's kind of a bitch about the whole like, oh,

• 32:57Speaker 01

  We told them.

• 32:57Speaker 00

  Didn't like the live.

• 32:58Speaker 01

  We told that there's a, uh, that the investor is exciting?

• 33:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:03Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 33:03Speaker 02

  Potential. Yeah. They're excited about the new investor and then there's a potential whale coming in soon.

• 33:07Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 33:09Speaker 02

  Buckle up.

• 33:09Speaker 01

  Love that. We got a whale?

• 33:11Speaker 00

  Sick.

• 33:12Speaker 01

  We got a whale on the line?

• 33:12Speaker 02

  Potential whale.

• 33:13Speaker 01

  Let's go.

• 33:14Speaker 00

  Potential whale. Uh, any, any stories you had, Zach?

• 33:18Speaker 01

  Uh, tons of great stories out there. Uh, tons of great days at camp this week. Uh, yeah, really, I think the biggest story at Doug party and rest in peace.

• 33:27Speaker 00

  Dolly Parton, rest in peace. Hank, I have a question for you, actually.

• 33:30Speaker 02

  Big cat.

• 33:31Speaker 00

  Is Good Good gonna survive this?

• 33:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think they're good. I think, uh, they've come, they've come back around.

• 33:36Speaker 00

  How so?

• 33:37Speaker 02

  Garrett released a video explaining everything, kind of threw like everyone under the bus. Like he was like, yeah, you know,

• 33:44Speaker 00

  He said, good. I watched the first two minutes. He's like, the good, good marketing team came to me. He's like, how many people work at Goodwood? Like that's, but that's like, I wouldn't say the Barstool. I'd say we came up with the idea.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 33:58Speaker 00

  Came up to us.

• 33:59Speaker 02

  It would be like if our branding team, like our, we do commercials all the time.

• 34:02Speaker 00

  No, I understand.

• 34:03Speaker 02

  Where you show up.

• 34:04Speaker 00

  But we have the ability to say, no, this is stupid. Like if, if, if our branded team said, here, push this woman, I'd say, no.

• 34:12Speaker 02

  But he, in the video, he showed, you know, he showed the video. He was like, it was a, it was a spoof of the obsession movie, which was like the number one movie going on. It was a bad, like bad executed and they showed the video. He's like, obviously I never pushed her over when we were shooting it. Like it was edited that way. And like the girl Lexus who's like in Good Good, she was well aware of what was going on. Like she, you know,

• 34:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 34:35Speaker 02

  I, I never pushed her. I don't condone it. Like he, he did apologize. He also did some funny, like throwing like everyone under the bus, being like, yeah, our marketing team came up with it. I thought it was a terrible idea. I thought it was worse when it came out.

• 34:47Speaker 01

  I saw it. I cringed. Uh, I should have said something.

• 34:51Speaker 02

  But I think, I mean,

• 34:52Speaker 00

  They shouldn't, by the way, they should not be like, like they had a TV show that they were, was supposed to come out on like Tuesday that I guess golf galaxy was like the main sponsor of, and at the last minute they were like, we don't want to be sponsored anymore. So that had to get delayed so they could remove all the sponsorship. There's reports that they're in like all the PGA superstores and dicks that that all got, all their merch got pulled off the shelves.

• 35:13Speaker 01

  They're in dicks?

• 35:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're in dicks.

• 35:15Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 35:16Speaker 02

  Um, big, big dicks guys. And I think all that news kind of put in perspective, people like, all right, like, yeah, they made, they fucked up, but like this is, this is way too serious.

• 35:29Speaker 00

  Like this is, this is a mistake that like, yes, it was a bad mistake, but you can't, you should be allowed to come back from mistakes.

• 35:35Speaker 01

  The apology video should have been Garrett saying, hey, yeah, it was a shitty ad, but what's wrong with people? Why, why is it this bad? Obviously they don't condone

• 35:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 35:46Speaker 01

  Violence, like a, a golf video company. I don't think anybody thought that Good Good was saying with the ad that they like punching women. I don't think that anybody with a brain had that response. If I was, Garrett should have just been like, this is getting a little bit ridiculous. It was a bad ad. Sorry, that sucked. We gotta do better. But like to, to like have everybody turn on us and, uh, was it Alexis?

• 36:13Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 36:13Speaker 01

  Yeah. And, and her and, and say that we like condone domestic violence. No, that's the other thing. It's not domestic violence. It's just violence against women. Right? Like domestic violence, that implies you're in a relationship, work together. Not just every time that a man hits a woman is domestic violence. It's bad. Still bad, but just be like, we don't condone hitting women. Sorry, it was a fucked up ad. Thought it was funny. It wasn't.

• 36:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 36:35Speaker 01

  Move on.

• 36:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 36:35Speaker 02

  I think they just tried to, you know, they tried to lead it. Oh, it went away. It didn't go away. Tried to just do it by like putting out a statement, like a very like, you know, half, half in, half out statement.

• 36:47Speaker 00

  That was

• 36:47Speaker 02

  The next day, thought that would have it go away. Then it didn't go away. And then it just snowballed. Like I think if Garrett put this video out.

• 36:54Speaker 00

  Right away.

• 36:54Speaker 02

  The day the video comes out.

• 36:56Speaker 00

  Attack it right away.

• 36:56Speaker 02

  It's nothing.

• 36:57Speaker 00

  Yeah. You gotta tackle like someone touched your driver.

• 36:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:00Speaker 00

  Like instantly. Be all over it. Yeah. I mean, I don't, I, I, I know a couple of those guys and I'm, I, I, I like a couple of those guys. I think it's, it's ridiculous to be like, they can never work in YouTube golf again. That's so, that's so insane.

• 37:15Speaker 01

  That's also the lamest sentence to ever.

• 37:17Speaker 00

  Correct.

• 37:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:18Speaker 00

  These guys, I never want to see you around these YouTube golf streets again.

• 37:22Speaker 01

  Yeah. Unsubscribed.

• 37:24Speaker 00

  Unsubscribed. Uh, all right. Any other, any other stories? Baseball's coming around. I mean, the, we got a, I, I, Max is, uh, I actually haven't gotten a lot of texts about him. I think the Phillies have lost a couple of row, but, uh, we'll have some baseball guests coming up after the start of football. We have real football this weekend, which I'm very excited for. Do you want to, do you want to do a real, I'll, I'll do a real quick pick. I'm just going to go off. I, I have not looked at this and I don't know, none of these bets are going to be based on any type of research, but I'm going to give you two just off the top of my head. Ready? First thing I see, I'll take TCU minus, uh, nine and a half. And I'll do the USC over. There you go. 60 and a half. I'm just going to do that. You

• 38:09Speaker 00

  gotta bet week zero. You gotta tip your toe in.

• 38:11Speaker 01

  You do.

• 38:11Speaker 00

  You gotta get, get a little, a little in there.

• 38:13Speaker 01

  Yeah. I, uh, I don't have the number for it. Maybe you can tell me the UNLV over.

• 38:18Speaker 00

  Okay. Do them both.

• 38:20Speaker 01

  Absolutely love it. Whatever it was, I already put it in.

• 38:23Speaker 00

  Um, what do you have there, Zach? Are you just reading trending topics?

• 38:27Speaker 01

  I was, I was going for a late, late ad, just in case.

• 38:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah. Go. Give us, give us a couple of trending.

• 38:31Speaker 01

  Uh, didn't have the late ad, but, uh, yeah. Uh, you, I mean, UFC's going to Shanghai. That'll be sick.

• 38:35Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 38:36Speaker 01

  Uh,

• 38:36Speaker 00

  This is like our bottom line. We should make Zach our bottom line. Go ahead.

• 38:41Speaker 01

  Uh, shot to Lil Wayne's son, ripping cakes in high school.

• 38:43Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 38:44Speaker 01

  That's pretty big.

• 38:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:45Speaker 01

  That's awesome.

• 38:48Speaker 00

  A lot of stuff on here about the commanders practice, but we did touch that. So much stuff.

• 38:52Speaker 02

  I got.

• 38:53Speaker 00

  You hear that thing?

• 38:54Speaker 02

  This is quickly becoming like the LeBron James getting dunked on thing where it's like, this might be the worst thing to ever happen to a football team.

• 39:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 39:01Speaker 04

  It's a lot of coverage.

• 39:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, we know. You know what? This is also maybe the start of the championship DVD, though.

• 39:06Speaker 00

  It could be.

• 39:06Speaker 02

  In your.

• 39:07Speaker 00

  Very well could be.

• 39:08Speaker 02

  In your defense, I did hear Hank audibly like bury the lead on the second team.

• 39:12Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 39:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:13Speaker 00

  That wasn't in the tweet.

• 39:14Speaker 02

  But you like.

• 39:15Speaker 00

  It wasn't in the tweet?

• 39:16Speaker 02

  But you knew because I didn't bury the lead. I clarified it for you yesterday.

• 39:20Speaker 00

  I was just reading a tweet.

• 39:21Speaker 02

  You're doing it for clicks.

• 39:23Speaker 00

  No, I was just reading a tweet. Click. If she wanted to clarify, she would have clarified it in her tweet, which I read. This is a Diamondbacks sweep Cubs series walk off and shut out. That's just wrong. Cubs though just keep blowing just like devastated. I keep having like nights where I'm waking up and being mad about baseball games that I shouldn't be mad about. Uh, okay, let's do Mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmore, uh, Reese's. It's brought to you by Reese's. There's something for everyone when it comes to Reese's. We love Reese's. It is, uh, the classic cups. How about with the ones with Oreos? Incredible. The big cups, the Reese's sticks. Reese's is the number one candy out there. It is one, one pick on every single Mount Rushmore.

• 40:06Speaker 00

  Reese's are like the Stanley Cup champions. Carolina Hurricanes. That's how dominant they are. Reese's, the best candy in the world. Reese's, the official candy partner of Barstool Sports. Go get Reese's wherever you shop. Get a Reese's today. Okay, boys. Uh, Mount Rushmore of worst states.

• 40:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:26Speaker 00

  I just want to say right now, I disavow this Mount Rushmore. I think you all are great. Cause I also don't have to participate.

• 40:32Speaker 02

  So no honorable mentions?

• 40:34Speaker 00

  No, I'm, I'm not going to do any honorable mentions today.

• 40:36Speaker 02

  That's not fair.

• 40:37Speaker 00

  Okay, I'll do one honorable mention depending on how you guys do. All right, here we go. Who's up first? Don't piss off too many. These people probably bought books.

• 40:48Speaker 04

  Hank's up first.

• 40:49Speaker 00

  Hank, you're up first, then who?

• 40:50Speaker 02

  Great.

• 40:51Speaker 00

  Who, who's after Hank? I go after Hank. Uh, PF Hank, PFT, Zach, and then what's the score? I, I, there's been so much talk about clinching and, and non-clinching and.

• 41:02Speaker 02

  So if you're a listener and we talked about it earlier, PFT needs to get, come in last place. Hank, what are you doing right now? I'm just setting the scene. They could ask what the score is. PFT needs to come in last place. The score, you're not. Every single Mount Rushmore. He asked you what the score was.

• 41:16Speaker 00

  He has to come in last place. So if you're voting, make sure that.

• 41:21Speaker 00

  If you want to see it, okay.

• 41:22Speaker 02

  But that. Well, it's not just I would have to come in last place, but one person would have to come in first place every time. But voting PFT last would make things interesting statistically. You understand, I, I had to.

• 41:37Speaker 04

  Data wise.

• 41:37Speaker 02

  I had to celebrate the clinch, given your reaction on, on Wednesday's show. Didn't clinch, which. Pretty much did. Uh, so PFT is 12, Zach has six, I have seven.

• 41:49Speaker 02

  Uh, worst state, one, one, easy for me. I've been to a lot of states in my time.

• 41:54Speaker 00

  Cool.

• 41:55Speaker 02

  Most of them. It's Mississippi.

• 41:58Speaker 00

  Oh, Brandon's gonna be so pissed.

• 42:01Speaker 02

  It's such a dump. Like, we did a, we did a whole, we did a whole.

• 42:07Speaker 00

  Feet first into it. I love it.

• 42:08Speaker 02

  Unfortunately, it's Mississippi State too. Brandon's gonna be upset, but it's like they're, they're, they literally have one restaurant in like every single chain restaurant and that's, that's the town.

• 42:16Speaker 00

  Well, you got Pink Eye there.

• 42:18Speaker 02

  I got Pink Eye there. A lot of the good restaurants are in the gas stations. Right.

• 42:22Speaker 00

  You're gonna probably give us Pink Eye today?

• 42:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm on, well, on my way. But yeah, Mississippi, easy one, one for me.

• 42:29Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 42:30Speaker 02

  Right? Easy.

• 42:31Speaker 00

  Disagree. And by the way, this is all relative. Like we don't, we don't dislike Mississippi. You just gotta have a, a Mount Rushmore worst states.

• 42:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 42:38Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. If you, yeah, one's gonna, there's gonna be one that's one and one that's 50.

• 42:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 42:42Speaker 02

  That's how it goes.

• 42:43Speaker 00

  I think it's a high.

• 42:43Speaker 02

  That is how it goes. Highest percentage of African Americans in Mississippi. That's interesting that Hank took them number one as the worst state. I'm just going on my personal experience, like. I just thought it was interesting.

• 42:52Speaker 00

  He got Pink Eye.

• 42:53Speaker 02

  Yeah. No, just, just the stats. Uh, I'm going to go with North Dakota.

• 42:58Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 42:58Speaker 02

  North Dakota, it's gonna be my.

• 43:00Speaker 00

  Doesn't that have Mount Rushmore's in South Dakota?

• 43:02Speaker 02

  Got it. South Dakota, yep. That was one thing I made sure to check before putting on my Mount Rushmore. Uh, North Dakota, just not a lot.

• 43:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 43:10Speaker 02

  Just not a lot.

• 43:11Speaker 00

  Great north.

• 43:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, really?

• 43:15Speaker 00

  Zach?

• 43:15Speaker 04

  I'm gonna go with, uh, California.

• 43:20Speaker 00

  I love that play, Zach. Go off.

• 43:24Speaker 04

  Uh, two picks, right?

• 43:26Speaker 00

  No, no, no. Go off on California.

• 43:28Speaker 04

  Oh, California, you know, uh, so. Yeah, we're, we're talking worst states. I'm just gonna go California. There's 50 states, four gotta go on each list. We got 12 states combined.

• 43:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, and my second pick, I would like to take.

• 43:41Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 43:50Speaker 02

  You gotta name another state.

• 43:51Speaker 04

  Second state, we're gonna go with South Carolina.

• 43:53Speaker 00

  South Carolina.

• 43:55Speaker 02

  Not a bad pick.

• 43:55Speaker 00

  Interesting.

• 43:57Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 43:57Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 43:57Speaker 04

  You thought you were North Carolina.

• 43:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, but you're not.

• 44:00Speaker 04

  Could never.

• 44:00Speaker 00

  You're not.

• 44:01Speaker 04

  Could never be.

• 44:03Speaker 02

  Did North Carolina?

• 44:04Speaker 00

  No.

• 44:04Speaker 02

  No.

• 44:05Speaker 00

  North Carolina is awesome.

• 44:06Speaker 02

  North Carolina's top five state.

• 44:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:08Speaker 02

  Brace the bait.

• 44:10Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 44:11Speaker 02

  PFT?

• 44:12Speaker 00

  Do you guys have the balls to do what Zach did? Zach just went with an objectively like highly rated state and said, fuck that state.

• 44:19Speaker 02

  Good take. I mean, I, I, I appreciate the, the balls that it takes.

• 44:22Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:23Speaker 02

  What it could, what it could have been and what it once was. I mean, California has everything, Zach. It's got warm weather, it's got mountains.

• 44:28Speaker 00

  Have you, have you had one conversation with Jerry O'Connell this week?

• 44:32Speaker 02

  LA.

• 44:32Speaker 00

  He's told us it's over.

• 44:33Speaker 02

  It's got San Diego, it's got San Francisco, it's got Sacramento.

• 44:38Speaker 00

  Oh, he said California is over.

• 44:40Speaker 02

  No, he's saying LA.

• 44:41Speaker 00

  No, no, no.

• 44:42Speaker 02

  LA.

• 44:42Speaker 00

  He has said.

• 44:42Speaker 02

  The city of LA.

• 44:43Speaker 00

  No, you have not had a con.

• 44:45Speaker 02

  I have.

• 44:45Speaker 00

  He has said California is over.

• 44:47Speaker 02

  LA. California.

• 44:48Speaker 00

  He literally said California.

• 44:50Speaker 02

  LA.

• 44:51Speaker 00

  Oh, shut up.

• 44:51Speaker 02

  California has Jerry O'Connell. I was born in California. I would never put it on my list.

• 44:56Speaker 00

  Okay. Respect.

• 44:59Speaker 02

  It's back to me?

• 45:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 45:00Speaker 02

  All right, second pick, I'm going to go with.

• 45:08Speaker 02

  Delaware.

• 45:10Speaker 02

  Yeah. Delaware. Doesn't even really sound like a state. What's going on Delaware?

• 45:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 45:13Speaker 02

  You're basically like.

• 45:14Speaker 00

  Taxes though.

• 45:15Speaker 02

  Taxes. You're the La Soto of Maryland.

• 45:17Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 45:17Speaker 02

  Delaware sounds like it should be the capital of a state.

• 45:20Speaker 00

  I mean, I will say, I've heard like Dewey Beach is sick.

• 45:25Speaker 02

  Dewey Beach is pretty cool.

• 45:26Speaker 00

  But that's, that's the only thing I've ever heard about Delaware.

• 45:29Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 45:29Speaker 00

  And I'm sure that's nice, but I have not heard like any follow up.

• 45:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, the thing is Dewey Beach is a good beach. I've been there. I went there a few times growing up in the area, uh, but 10 times out of 10, I'd rather go to a Jersey beach and I'd rather go to Ocean City, Maryland, or I'd rather go to the eastern shore of Maryland or Virginia.

• 45:46Speaker 00

  Okay. Delaware on the list. You made the list, Delaware. Hi, we're in Delaware.

• 45:51Speaker 02

  Good job with the whole, like, having every company in the world registered there, though.

• 45:55Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 45:56Speaker 02

  That's pretty cool.

• 45:56Speaker 04

  Flaco.

• 45:57Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 45:58Speaker 02

  Flaco.

• 45:58Speaker 00

  Flaco.

• 46:00Speaker 02

  Well, Flaco spent like, what, two years there?

• 46:02Speaker 00

  Flaco.

• 46:04Speaker 04

  Shame you went there.

• 46:05Speaker 02

  He went two years there.

• 46:06Speaker 00

  Flaco.

• 46:07Speaker 02

  All right.

• 46:07Speaker 00

  Flaco.

• 46:08Speaker 02

  Flaco. Uh, two picks for me. Again, I'm gonna go with personal experience. I'm gonna go with, uh, New Mexico.

• 46:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's a good pick. There's nothing in there.

• 46:18Speaker 02

  Nothing in there.

• 46:19Speaker 00

  Is, is your time in New Mexico just when we were there?

• 46:22Speaker 02

  I've driven through New Mexico probably, I don't know, several times.

• 46:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 46:25Speaker 02

  We've, we've driven through there a few times. I've driven through.

• 46:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 46:28Speaker 02

  There a couple other times, going to Arizona.

• 46:30Speaker 00

  You're wrong about nothing.

• 46:31Speaker 02

  Yeah. No, it's, it's genuinely like.

• 46:35Speaker 02

  Texas has some bad parts too of driving where you're driving and you're like, I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere. This is awful. But Texas has some good parts. New Mexico, you get through Texas and let's say you're going to Arizona or California. It's just, it's brutal. It's brutal. There's nothing there. It's literally like, hey, next gas station, like 150 miles, like.

• 46:52Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 46:52Speaker 02

  If we're strictly talking the highway, I, I would agree. It's not a great highway drive through, but Santa Fe is a beautiful city. And they've got mountains to ski on. They've got actually some really good food, which is like a combination of, uh, Mexican food and Native American food. And it makes a really good mix. Uh, but yeah, I think it's a beautiful state.

• 47:11Speaker 02

  I disagree. I think it's one of the, one of my worst.

• 47:13Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 47:13Speaker 02

  Okay. Uh.

• 47:16Speaker 02

  And then this one. I had a lot of personal history, I think, when this show started before I realized how big it was. I said some nasty things about it and got a lot of like death threats, like probably the meanest fan base, worse than, worse than Philadelphia. Uh, and then last week when I went to live, I was joined by Big Cat's assistant Dom, who was from this state.

• 47:36Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 47:36Speaker 02

  And we were in the car for probably eight hours there and back. We stopped, uh, played a little golf. So like, we spent the entire day together, probably 12 to 14 hours.

• 47:45Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:46Speaker 02

  He brought up different, whether it was the Cavs, whether it was the fucking Indians, whether it was his high school football team, like Akron, we talked about Akron for like two hours. And I, I had to, I had to like, I snapped, I snapped. It was like, stop talking about Ohio. Like I, like stop. So Ohio is on this list. It started with LeBron and the Cavs and I, I said some nasty shit about them in Cleveland and, and people got really mad. And then it was just reemphasized last week. Like I like state pride, but like.

• 48:20Speaker 00

  Ohio might be on the Mount Rushmore of state pride state.

• 48:23Speaker 02

  Dom and Tate are like, like they're both psychos and like.

• 48:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 48:27Speaker 02

  It's for a shitty state.

• 48:31Speaker 00

  It is.

• 48:32Speaker 01

  It is like a sneaky populous state like there's a lot of people that live there.

• 48:36Speaker 00

  He was like dude people want to move to Ohio. It's like no one wants to move to Ohio unless you're from Ohio. No one wants to, no one's like, you know what I want to do in life? I want to make so much money so that I can move to fucking Ohio.

• 48:47Speaker 01

  Uh, did you see the commercials that they would play during football games like last season? It was essentially a guy that moves to Ohio and then he meets a woman. And it's like, come to Ohio, get married. That was their ad campaign. I kind of like, I respect Ohio because there's a lot, there's a lot.

• 49:04Speaker 00

  You're scared of Ohio.

• 49:05Speaker 01

  No, I'm not scared of Ohio. There's a lot of cool stuff there. But like in terms of like cultural contributions to American society, what, what are their main cultural exports?

• 49:15Speaker 00

  I asked him about Rushmore of people from Ohio. He said, he said. No, that's North Carolina. They split it.

• 49:20Speaker 01

  They were born in Ohio, then they moved to North Carolina where the first flight happened. And now there's a license plate battle between who gets to claim them.

• 49:29Speaker 00

  The teacher that got blown up with the O-rings.

• 49:33Speaker 00

  And the challenger, Ohio. That was, that was his answer. I said, who's on the Mount Rushmore of people from Ohio? And he said.

• 49:38Speaker 01

  I thought she was New Hampshire. I don't know.

• 49:42Speaker 00

  This was his answer. I, I don't, I don't know. I actually think she was from New Hampshire too.

• 49:45Speaker 01

  There've been, I mean, some obviously incredible basketball players for, right there from Akron, Steph Curry.

• 49:50Speaker 00

  Yep. But yeah, Ohio's my pick. I got no issues with Ohio. Toledo, shout Toledo. Yeah, she was from New Hampshire. He doesn't even know that, that's how little people, yeah. I have the, I have the key to the city in Toledo. So I, I will have to defend the state of Ohio. I will defend the state of Ohio.

• 50:08Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, there was a battle that was fought over Toledo. Some would say that Toledo belongs to Michigan. A war was fought for that city.

• 50:14Speaker 00

  Uh, what about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

• 50:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, good stuff. Love it.

• 50:18Speaker 00

  There it is.

• 50:19Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 50:19Speaker 00

  Uh, seventeen things America should think Ohio for. Are you ready for this?

• 50:22Speaker 01

  The only, they're the only state that's got a flag that's not a rectangle.

• 50:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 50:27Speaker 01

  It's like a weird triangle-ish shape.

• 50:29Speaker 00

  Superman. Check.

• 50:32Speaker 01

  He's from Krypton.

• 50:33Speaker 00

  No, no, no. I think the, I think the guy Stanley, did Stanley come up with Superman? Who cares? I now have to pay for this article. Hold on, let me see if I can read through the ad. So I can't give you any context on any of these. Quaker oatmeal is number two. Hot dogs. Number three, stadium mustard, rubber. That's five. Skyline chili six. I'm not helping Ohio right now. Phonographs, eight. Buckeye candies, that actually is elite. The chocolate peanut butter, those are awesome. Uh, pop top can, airplanes, that's a big one. Lifesavers. The National Football League.

• 51:14Speaker 01

  Oh, checkmate.

• 51:16Speaker 00

  How do they have, the NFL is fourteen.

• 51:19Speaker 01

  Behind rubber.

• 51:20Speaker 00

  Rubber, rubber and uh, pop top cans. The NFL is a pretty big one.

• 51:27Speaker 01

  Also football.

• 51:28Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh, and also the thing you guys are all obsessed with and spend every waking hour thinking about. That too.

• 51:33Speaker 01

  Hot ass hookers in trailer parks.

• 51:35Speaker 00

  Yeah. Okay. Hank, godspeed on that pick. Do you think it was, if you had not spent 12 hours with Dom?

• 51:44Speaker 00

  Probably not. It would probably maybe fourth round. I don't know. The, the, again, I, I said it before, but. You know, we're talking about the 10 year anniversary of the book and stuff. I like, it was, I think that was the Cavs 2016 run. And I hated LeBron. I talked a lot of shit about Cleveland. Not, when I didn't realize, I guess how big the show was or how like. Yeah. The, the reach we had because I was kind of joking around, kind of serious, but the, the hate that I got. After that was one of those like eye opening moments to go, wow, like there's a lot of people that listen to the show. Apparently a lot from Ohio and apparently a lot that want me dead. So that, that was one of those like, oh, I think we have people actually listen to this thing. Yeah. All right, PFT, you have a pick?

• 52:27Speaker 01

  Arkansas.

• 52:28Speaker 00

  Ooh, okay. Easy one.

• 52:30Speaker 01

  All right, Arkansas, you got the Clintons, you got the Huckabee's and you got the Duggars.

• 52:36Speaker 00

  Well, Walmart.

• 52:36Speaker 01

  Take your pick. Yeah. Oh yeah. We'll toss Walmart in there too. You got the Walmart family in there.

• 52:41Speaker 00

  Hot Springs, Arkansas is awesome.

• 52:42Speaker 01

  That is, I've heard, pretty cool. But, but, but everything besides hot spring. Isn't that where Al Capone went there to try to cure his syphilis?

• 52:49Speaker 00

  Correct. And it was also where the Yankees did spring train. A lot of baseball teams used to do spring training there. So like Babe Ruth, they're like, this is the bathtub Babe Ruth sat in.

• 52:56Speaker 01

  Yeah. So Al Capone.

• 52:57Speaker 00

  Skid marks on it.

• 52:58Speaker 01

  Al Capone, he, he had an itchy penis and so he would travel to Arkansas and sit in this lake. And he'd be like, I think.

• 53:05Speaker 00

  No, not a lake. It was like they, they have like the hot springs coming off of the mountain into like bathtubs and like soaking rooms.

• 53:12Speaker 01

  It's to be like, I'm going to sit in this special Arkansas water and then my dick will be fine. It wasn't spoiler. No. Uh, so yeah, Arkansas. I think that's a pretty easy pick. Arkansas, I've driven through it a few times as well. Uh, stayed overnight in Little Rock. Probably six or five times, I'd say. Um, not a great state. Not a great state. All right, Zach, you have your last two.

• 53:32Speaker 04

  All right, I'm going to go with uh, Utah.

• 53:36Speaker 00

  Oh, sneaky one.

• 53:38Speaker 04

  Utah just feels like they got some shit going on.

• 53:40Speaker 00

  I feel like Utah's sneaky, but Utah's sneaky might be our lowest AWL listenership.

• 53:45Speaker 01

  You think so?

• 53:45Speaker 00

  I don't know. Do you think Mormons are listening to this show?

• 53:48Speaker 01

  I think when they want to be bad.

• 53:50Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah. I guess there's a lot, there's a lot of people that aren't Mormons that live in Utah too.

• 53:53Speaker 01

  Yeah. But if you're Mormon, it's like, what do you have? You can sneak off to the soda shop or you can.

• 53:57Speaker 00

  Mormons, you picked the state.

• 53:58Speaker 01

  Listen to part of my tape.

• 53:59Speaker 00

  The geo, the, the geology is beautiful.

• 54:01Speaker 01

  It is absolutely gorgeous state.

• 54:03Speaker 04

  And then, yeah, but, but give those Legos back. Got to give those Legos back. That all, that all occurred in Utah. That's not cool. Yeah. Bricks and Minifix. Fuck Bricks and Minifix. You guys are thieves.

• 54:14Speaker 01

  I know what Zach's talking about. You'll go down a rabbit hole on this one. Zach.

• 54:19Speaker 04

  I want, yeah.

• 54:20Speaker 00

  No, give it to us for a minute. Go.

• 54:21Speaker 04

  All right, there's a, a Lego sourcing company that stole this guy's Legos. He loaned the company his Legos on consignment. They, they canceled the franchise, took the sets. It was like their family's entire inheritance or like family net wealth.

• 54:36Speaker 01

  Two, what? Two hundred thousand?

• 54:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, two hundred thousand dollars in Lego sets. Uh, they're like, no, there's no sets. We don't have the sets. Those aren't Ben's sets. Those are his sets. Give them back. You guys suck. U- Utah, third pick.

• 54:46Speaker 01

  Allegedly.

• 54:48Speaker 04

  Allegedly, super allegedly.

• 54:50Speaker 01

  Okay. I, Zach, I, I did find that in my YouTube algorithm like three weeks ago. And before I knew it, I had watched five hours of YouTube videos about what happened to this guy's Legos.

• 55:03Speaker 04

  Fourth pick, we're going to go just based off the map. Most of my life, this corner, I'm going to Washington because I used to think, uh, what's going on up there?

• 55:11Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 55:12Speaker 00

  You're picking like beautiful states.

• 55:16Speaker 04

  But I'm going to take Washington as my fourth pick.

• 55:18Speaker 00

  He's being true to himself though.

• 55:21Speaker 01

  Current Super Bowl champion state.

• 55:23Speaker 00

  Yeah. True. I don't think that you're going to win this draft.

• 55:29Speaker 04

  That could have been to anyone who was looking directly at you when I whispered.

• 55:32Speaker 00

  Oh, missed that.

• 55:35Speaker 04

  If I lose this draft, that's just because shout out to the great states of the United States of America.

• 55:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, you wanted to go out on your.

• 55:41Speaker 04

  Listen.

• 55:41Speaker 00

  Yeah. All right, PFT?

• 55:44Speaker 01

  All right, I'm going to go with Kansas.

• 55:49Speaker 01

  It's Kansas.

• 55:50Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 55:53Speaker 01

  Kansas. Flat, wheat, Kansas. Hank? They, they don't even have the best Kansas city.

• 56:03Speaker 00

  That's true.

• 56:04Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 56:04Speaker 00

  That's true.

• 56:05Speaker 01

  The state of Kansas is ranked number two in the states that have Kansas cities.

• 56:10Speaker 00

  Barbecue?

• 56:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, barbecue's okay. I don't, I don't think it's.

• 56:13Speaker 00

  Basketball.

• 56:14Speaker 01

  I don't think it's the best uh, barbecue in the country. I'd say I put, I put Texas above it. I put North Carolina barbecue in front of it. I put. Tennessee in front of it. Um, yeah. Again, I think that's all, all you need to know. It's a, it's got the second best Kansas city.

• 56:30Speaker 00

  Only have been to Kansas.

• 56:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, you have.

• 56:34Speaker 00

  Okay, I've been to Kansas. We went to, we went in to George Brett. Remember we stayed in Kansas City? Or was that in Missouri? That isn't that. Yeah, that is. That is.

• 56:43Speaker 01

  No, you're right. Cause I think, I think the stadium.

• 56:46Speaker 00

  No, I thought the stadium was in Missouri. Is it not? It's in Missouri. It is?

• 56:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:53Speaker 00

  Yeah. I don't think we went across.

• 56:55Speaker 01

  Even the Royals?

• 56:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, they're right next to each other. Okay. Yeah. Uh, my last pick, I was thinking about pandering and just taking Rhode Island because it's the smallest populous, but I, I like Rhode Island. Uh, I'll take the worst of the Dakotas and take South Dakota.

• 57:11Speaker 01

  On the Mount Rushmore, which is where Mount Rushmore is.

• 57:14Speaker 00

  Mount Rushmore, shitty tourist destination. No offense.

• 57:17Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 57:18Speaker 00

  Great segment. Shitty tourist destination.

• 57:21Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 57:22Speaker 00

  You show up, you go, oh, there's mountain. All right, see ya.

• 57:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, South Dakota. Okay. All right, good Mount Rushmore. Cold. I, I would have, if I were participating in this Mount Rushmore, I would have made the case, listen, I understand natural beauty is counting for something. I got nothing for Alaska. Literally nothing. I was thinking about that. Shit for, I ain't ever going. It's so far, far away. I would like to go though. But dude, it's so fucking far away. Do they even have golf there? I would just go fishing. I would go fishing. I don't even need a, I don't even need a rod. I don't know. I just think that like Alaska. So much land. I know. They just, Alaska gets a fucking moose on the golf course. Alaska gets a lot of pub just because it's so like different and weird. It's just like, all right.

• 58:09Speaker 00

  Get it like you you know you're way up there. It's cold.

• 58:14Speaker 01

  I mean, it's definitely inconvenient to get to, but I think I think it's gotta be a top, maybe it probably definitely a top 10 beauty state.

• 58:21Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah. And once.

• 58:22Speaker 01

  Good for them.

• 58:23Speaker 00

  It's never, never gets, you probably golf at 11 o'clock at night there.

• 58:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, you probably could unless it was winter time, then you couldn't golf at all.

• 58:31Speaker 00

  Really good crab.

• 58:33Speaker 01

  All right, good Mount Rushmore.

• 58:34Speaker 00

  Excellent, Sammy.

• 58:35Speaker 01

  Were there any that you were thinking about picking, Zach? I thought you were gonna just play the hits. It would have been great if you just went straight like.

• 58:41Speaker 00

  I thought about just.

• 58:41Speaker 01

  California, Texas. California, New York.

• 58:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, I thought about taking Massachusetts.

• 58:46Speaker 01

  Take the state of Chicago. It's just, it's just really fire the people up.

• 58:50Speaker 00

  I did. That was the, we started there. We didn't finish there.

• 58:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:54Speaker 00

  New York's not a bad pick. It's just so big.

• 58:56Speaker 01

  Yeah. Wait, you mean it's not a bad state?

• 59:00Speaker 00

  No, it is a bad state.

• 59:01Speaker 01

  I don't think New York's a bad state.

• 59:03Speaker 00

  Big enough that there's some good parts.

• 59:05Speaker 01

  Oh, got it.

• 59:06Speaker 00

  You like Buffalo?

• 59:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:08Speaker 00

  Which is pretty, it's very like Ohio coded.

• 59:11Speaker 01

  It is.

• 59:12Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 59:13Speaker 01

  It's all people care about.

• 59:14Speaker 00

  Basically, Ohio.

• 59:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:16Speaker 00

  Think Ohio people are gonna be mad?

• 59:18Speaker 01

  No.

• 59:18Speaker 00

  I will, I know they, they actually, they don't care at all when you bash the state of Ohio. They're really cool about it.

• 59:25Speaker 01

  Am I wrong?

• 59:26Speaker 00

  Uh, yes, I think you're a little wrong. Um, the, I, I don't think Ohio's that bad. You're right about the fact, Ohio people are crazy about Ohio. That is a fact. Like they are, I, like I said, if we had a Mount Rushmore state pride, they'd be very high up there. Um, I've been to some very nice places in Ohio.

• 59:43Speaker 01

  Do you think anyone's ever, that's not from Ohio, had dreams and goals of ending up in Ohio?

• 59:50Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 59:51Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 59:52Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 59:53Speaker 01

  See, you guys are just scared. No, no, no, I'm, I'm thinking about it. I probably not, probably not.

• 59:59Speaker 00

  I disagree with you. Um, it must mean that I'm scared.

• 1:00:02Speaker 01

  No, Hank, I know you don't believe. I'll answer you probably not. I do not think people from outside of Ohio are like, I can't wait to someday move to Ohio.

• 1:00:10Speaker 00

  Yes, there are some people, uh, they live in Kentucky and they're like, I can't wait to get.

• 1:00:14Speaker 01

  Kentucky's nice.

• 1:00:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, but a lot of people are like, I can't wait to get to Cincinnati across that bridge. I'm gonna move to the big city when I grow up.

• 1:00:23Speaker 01

  What about the, what about the, uh, birthplace of grit? Youngstown.

• 1:00:29Speaker 01

  We've been, it's fine. There's your Youngstown review. I like, Youngstown, the Italian street festival was pretty sick when we, uh, did a rough and rowdy there.

• 1:00:38Speaker 00

  Okay, Hank, I was surprised you didn't take Pennsylvania.

• 1:00:42Speaker 01

  It's kinda like New York.

• 1:00:43Speaker 00

  Pennsylvania's got a lot.

• 1:00:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:44Speaker 00

  The middle is, is got nothing, but the, the, each side's got good cities. But much like Ohio, Hank has a, a, a history of denigrating the good people of Pennsylvania.

• 1:00:54Speaker 01

  Philadelphia, though.

• 1:00:55Speaker 00

  Hall, Phil?

• 1:00:56Speaker 01

  Pittsburgh, Yonkers, Penn State, we are.

• 1:00:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, we are. You always are.

• 1:01:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01:01Speaker 00

  I always stay are.

• 1:01:02Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 1:01:03Speaker 00

  Okay, let's get to, uh, Jerry O'Connell in his fantasy preview before we do that. He's got a couple of ads.

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• 1:03:43Speaker 00

  Okay, it is time. Jerry O'Connell is here. Well, we shouldn't say Michael O'Connell is here. Uh, we will get into that as well. Uh, but Jerry O'Connell is here. It is our fantasy, fantasy preview for the 2026 season. Jerry, where you, it's yours. The floor is yours. You have no shirt on. Your body looks incredible for 58 years old. It's, it like you're, you, you're, you're scrumptious. That's what I'd say. That's the word I'd use, scrumptious.

• 1:04:12Speaker 01

  Um, thanks so much. It's so exciting to be back. I gotta say the pressure mounts every year. The pressure mounts every year. I, I, I'm not even making a joke here. It's, uh, I, I used to get nervous about all the uhs and ums because someone would count them. There was like an uh meter. Um.

• 1:04:29Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 1:04:30Speaker 01

  One.

• 1:04:32Speaker 01

  But now the pressure is, uh.

• 1:04:33Speaker 00

  But now you're totally not thinking.

• 1:04:34Speaker 01

  People really look to me as of a fantasy leader, guru.

• 1:04:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, you are.

• 1:04:42Speaker 01

  Who? People.

• 1:04:44Speaker 00

  Yeah. And do people come up to you and, and ask you, hey Jerry, who should I start? Jamar Chase?

• 1:04:49Speaker 01

  People do come up to me. I was at LAX by myself and a guy came up to me. I should have known I was in trouble when he was wearing all Panthers gear. By the way, this is off-season, so it's a little crazy. If you're wearing all Panthers gear and on your way connecting a flight to, if they're playing Tampa, fine. But it was like, it was like June, full Panthers gear.

• 1:05:13Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:05:14Speaker 01

  And he came up to me and grabbed my arm and terminal four of LAX and went, Chuba Hubbard, Chuba Hubbard.

• 1:05:20Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:05:21Speaker 01

  Chuba.

• 1:05:22Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:05:22Speaker 01

  And then just walked off and.

• 1:05:26Speaker 00

  It's kinda hot.

• 1:05:27Speaker 01

  I love it. I love it. I really do love it. It's great. Uh, Mincy cornered me and, um,

• 1:05:34Speaker 01

  just kept like repeating over and over again, DJ Moore, DJ Moore, DJ Moore, DJ Moore.

• 1:05:38Speaker 00

  Oh, he's high on DJ Moore.

• 1:05:40Speaker 01

  Very high on DJ Moore. And I gotta tell you, I do take that advice. He's, uh,

• 1:05:46Speaker 01

  I mean, we'll get into it.

• 1:05:47Speaker 00

  He's a savant.

• 1:05:48Speaker 01

  He, uh.

• 1:05:49Speaker 00

  He's hiding a lot of stuff, though, to be fair.

• 1:05:50Speaker 01

  Wasn't it so sad and funny watching him try and round second yesterday?

• 1:05:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, then he took off the, the boot.

• 1:05:56Speaker 01

  That boot, he didn't take it off.

• 1:05:57Speaker 00

  He took it off. Miracle.

• 1:05:59Speaker 01

  Oh, gosh, his doctor's gonna be a little upset about that.

• 1:06:02Speaker 00

  Yeah. Uh, well, he actually still sees a family pediatrician. We found that out the other day.

• 1:06:09Speaker 01

  He sees his child.

• 1:06:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah. There's, there's an aquarium. There's Highlights Magazine in the, uh, lobby. It's actually an aquarium. It's a vet.

• 1:06:16Speaker 01

  Yeah. Have they had to talk with him about getting the HPV vaccine yet?

• 1:06:21Speaker 00

  I'm not sure. I actually, that's HIPAA, so we wouldn't, we would actually not get into that. Uh, and we'll bleep that out.

• 1:06:27Speaker 01

  When you're a big boy or, or a big person, you, uh.

• 1:06:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, when he gets his shots, the doctor does the little thing where like there's, there's like the wooden, and like pricks him and then pricks him and then pricks, you know, just a little game.

• 1:06:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:06:42Speaker 01

  Lollipop stuff.

• 1:06:44Speaker 00

  Um, nose, red nose.

• 1:06:46Speaker 01

  I, I, I know it's been.

• 1:06:47Speaker 00

  Patch Adams.

• 1:06:48Speaker 01

  I know it's been said a bunch, but, uh, Tim Woods, Tim M M, two M's, is, uh, the hero of Camp Barstool.

• 1:06:55Speaker 00

  Is this a fantasy preview or the Barstool Camp recap?

• 1:06:59Speaker 01

  All right, you wanna get into it?

• 1:07:00Speaker 00

  No, no, no, I'm just wondering. Uh, you know, I'm, I'm, last year you gave us, uh, open to everything, open to the universe. I've been dying to know what this year's theme is gonna be.

• 1:07:09Speaker 01

  All right.

• 1:07:10Speaker 00

  Jerry, how many pages do you have?

• 1:07:12Speaker 01

  Big Cat has been asking me all week long here at Camp Barstool, how long is this gonna fucking be?

• 1:07:18Speaker 00

  No, that's not, that was not.

• 1:07:19Speaker 01

  How long is this gonna be?

• 1:07:20Speaker 00

  How many pages? That was not the, the question that I asked you. I, I said, how much time do you need? Because I have other things I have to do. And you said I need 90 minutes. I said, great. I allotted you already.

• 1:07:30Speaker 01

  I, I gotta tell you, Big Cat, and I'm gonna say this to your face, I don't care about you or PFT. I care, I care about, I care about the AWLs.

• 1:07:42Speaker 00

  Right.

• 1:07:43Speaker 01

  And this being an educational experience.

• 1:07:45Speaker 00

  Right.

• 1:07:46Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 1:07:46Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:07:47Speaker 01

  So if you have to sit here for two and a half hours.

• 1:07:50Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:07:50Speaker 01

  Go take a peepee, Big Cat, because this is, we're, we're doing this.

• 1:07:55Speaker 00

  We're doing this.

• 1:07:56Speaker 01

  Things take time.

• 1:07:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, things do take time.

• 1:08:00Speaker 01

  That said, are we ready?

• 1:08:01Speaker 00

  I'm ready, Jerry. I'm, I'm so ready for this. I, I've, this is maybe the most informative episode of part of my take that we do per year.

• 1:08:08Speaker 01

  I get excited for this every year. You're just.

• 1:08:10Speaker 00

  A lot of jokes, but you come out here and you actually give, you give some, some good information sometimes.

• 1:08:14Speaker 01

  Right now, Jerry, we're at the portion of, of, of like the, like we're sitting next to each other at, at a nice fancy dinner and our legs have brushed up against each other a couple of times and you feel that bolt of electricity, but we're still here with other people. I just wanna fuck.

• 1:08:28Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:08:29Speaker 01

  Okay, me and you, I wanna, I wanna be inside you. Well, I, I, I wanna be courted a little bit.

• 1:08:34Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:08:35Speaker 01

  I mean, I wanna, I can't just jump into bed.

• 1:08:37Speaker 00

  Okay. Is Hank not joining us?

• 1:08:39Speaker 01

  Uh, he's here.

• 1:08:41Speaker 00

  Hank, do you wanna join us?

• 1:08:42Speaker 01

  No, he's, he's, he's here. He's gonna, when, when Jerry needs him, he can come in.

• 1:08:49Speaker 01

  I think he's.

• 1:08:49Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:08:50Speaker 01

  Listen, no, Hank.

• 1:08:50Speaker 00

  Come on, Hank.

• 1:08:51Speaker 01

  He's load management. This is actually smart of him because he knows the courting process. No, I, I, I'm defending you.

• 1:08:57Speaker 00

  Hank, just jump in here. Come on.

• 1:08:58Speaker 01

  Needs to be in, he'll be in.

• 1:08:59Speaker 00

  I would just, I don't know. I like having Hank on the show.

• 1:09:01Speaker 01

  Come on, Hank.

• 1:09:02Speaker 00

  Why are you upset, Hank?

• 1:09:03Speaker 01

  I don't hear. I, I don't think he has to be on until Jerry starts bringing.

• 1:09:08Speaker 00

  Come on.

• 1:09:09Speaker 02

  Um.

• 1:09:10Speaker 00

  Cause then when the box come on.

• 1:09:12Speaker 01

  I'm gonna sit here.

• 1:09:13Speaker 02

  Please don't leave me hanging for the people in Netflix. Uh Hank is always a part of the process. Um, wow, a couple of things about uh being here at Camp Barstool. Um Rico Bosco's night terrors are pretty insane. And and PFT was talking to him last night. It was like talking to another realm. It was like you were having a full on conversation with him.

• 1:09:34Speaker 01

  I was trying to walk him through it. He was like, he was looking for somebody and I thought maybe he was looking for Hank. So I was like, it's okay Rico, Hank's here. Everything's gonna be okay. Hank's here. And then he got confused by that. And then I was just like, it's okay Rico, Rico's here. Rico's here. It'll be fine. He's like, where's Rico? But we uh, we got through it.

• 1:09:52Speaker 02

  It was uh, it was something. Um, I do have to say when, when he got into the fight, I shouldn't say this, but I'm going to. And he was right about it. When he got into the fight and I was holding him back and it's difficult to hold him back. He was fighting with Nicky Smokes over some blown call. Um, I was holding him back and I was like Rico, like just calm down. He was really like fired up. Spit, spittle was coming out of his mouth.

• 1:10:18Speaker 02

  And he looked at me and went, a million views. And he was right. That thing got a million views. He knows what he's doing. Alright, let's start guys. You ready?

• 1:10:28Speaker 00

  Yes. I'm ready to fuck. You look great, Jerry. There it is. You look incredible. You look so good.

• 1:10:37Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:10:42Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah. Crack it, Jerry.

• 1:10:50Speaker 00

  How, how many pa- how many pages is that? By the way, thank you to Jerry for uh, doing the voice work for part of my book. Writing two chapters. He's the best. He's the best.

• 1:11:01Speaker 02

  So fun. It was a really good time. And I'm sorry if my uh, Portnoy accent was a little nu- New Yorkish. The, the Boston accent is a little tough. You getting a blankie Hank?

• 1:11:13Speaker 02

  Is this like an ad thing or?

• 1:11:14Speaker 01

  Hanky blanky, no, I'm a little chilly.

• 1:11:16Speaker 00

  He's a little chilly.

• 1:11:17Speaker 02

  Okay. Here we go. Um, I, I, I'm, I'm gonna say it again.

• 1:11:25Speaker 02

  We're gonna be open to the universe this season.

• 1:11:27Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:11:28Speaker 02

  I can't have, you know, a few years ago, if you recall, I was like, we've got to draft Darren Waller in the fourth. That didn't work out.

• 1:11:34Speaker 00

  Right.

• 1:11:35Speaker 02

  Um, uh, last year I was like, we've got to draft Jaden Daniels. Uh, he's gonna break all records.

• 1:11:43Speaker 01

  Every record you said.

• 1:11:44Speaker 02

  Yep, every record. And that didn't work out. Some would say it was even like a, like a, like a jinx.

• 1:11:51Speaker 00

  Curse.

• 1:11:52Speaker 02

  Um.

• 1:11:55Speaker 02

  I'm actually, I'm, I'm going to ask, I'm a little nervous this year because so much is happening. There's so many injuries. It's, I'm asking the AWLs for help this year. I would like help. I'm going to be very open with uh, during the draft. I'm gonna talk to Zach about maybe even streaming it. I, I need help this year. And it needs to be constructive help. It can't be.

• 1:12:18Speaker 00

  What's that face like?

• 1:12:20Speaker 01

  I'm listening.

• 1:12:24Speaker 02

  I, I, I just, I, I like, I'll be the first to admit, I can't get over the hump. I haven't won.

• 1:12:29Speaker 00

  No, you can't win the big one.

• 1:12:31Speaker 02

  I, I, I just can't.

• 1:12:33Speaker 00

  You can't.

• 1:12:34Speaker 02

  Um, so I was gonna do something a little different this year where I was gonna go round by round, player by player and not. And not team by team.

• 1:12:43Speaker 01

  Every player.

• 1:12:45Speaker 02

  Hank, are you like?

• 1:12:47Speaker 02

  Well, I was gonna go every round, player by player individually.

• 1:12:51Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:12:53Speaker 02

  But I uh, I uh, I have like a, I do some, whenever I do recording, I go to like a walk-in, we have a walk-in closet. Um, it's mostly my wife's clothes. It's all my wife's clothes. Um, but the sound is very good in there. It sort of dampens the sound. It doesn't sound hollow like a cabin in northern Wisconsin. Um, and I, I, I recorded myself going round by round and I played it back. And it was uh, it was super boring. And it went on way too long on like other like fantasy previews that I've done.

• 1:13:25Speaker 01

  You can't have that.

• 1:13:27Speaker 02

  And um, I realized like when, when you've drafted a player, you're not just drafting a player, you're buying into a, a team, you know, you're, you're buying into a a, a process, a thought process, a system, a, a way of life. What's the word I'm looking for? A, a, a family.

• 1:13:49Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So we're not doing the round by round thing?

• 1:13:53Speaker 02

  A philosophy. So that, like, all that said.

• 1:13:58Speaker 02

  We're gonna start with the AFC East.

• 1:14:00Speaker 00

  Okay, okay, okay. So you recorded an entire?

• 1:14:05Speaker 02

  A rehearsal.

• 1:14:07Speaker 00

  And it was, it was shit?

• 1:14:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:14:09Speaker 02

  It uh, it just went on, it seemed to go on way too long. It just went on and on and on. Um.

• 1:14:16Speaker 01

  How many times did you listen back to it?

• 1:14:18Speaker 02

  Just three times.

• 1:14:20Speaker 00

  I gotta, I gotta, you gotta say that to us.

• 1:14:23Speaker 02

  Um.

• 1:14:23Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:14:24Speaker 02

  Let's start with Miami. It's sort of interesting. What are our feelings? Again, I'm asking for help. What are our feelings on, on Malik Willis?

• 1:14:32Speaker 01

  He was pretty good last year.

• 1:14:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, I thought so too.

• 1:14:35Speaker 00

  He was good in a, on a good team?

• 1:14:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:40Speaker 00

  With a good.

• 1:14:41Speaker 02

  So you're saying the Packers are a good team?

• 1:14:43Speaker 00

  They were last year. They went to the playoffs.

• 1:14:44Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:14:44Speaker 00

  Uh, a good team, good coaching staff. Will he be able to do it on a uh, worst team, worst run franchise?

• 1:14:54Speaker 02

  Right. Well, um, his receivers are Tutu Atwell and Malik Washington, and I don't have much confidence in either of them. So I think he's gonna have a little trouble in the passing game. I am pretty high on Devon O'Chane. Devon O'Chane.

• 1:15:11Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:15:11Speaker 02

  Um, he had 12 TDs last season, 1300 yards, elite pass catcher.

• 1:15:17Speaker 00

  You, you said his name wrong twice.

• 1:15:19Speaker 02

  Achan.

• 1:15:21Speaker 01

  Achan.

• 1:15:22Speaker 02

  Achan. Um. What do we know about Bobby Slowik, his new offensive coordinator?

• 1:15:28Speaker 01

  He was a, he was hot, young offensive brain a couple of years ago. CJ Stroud.

• 1:15:33Speaker 02

  I understand that.

• 1:15:34Speaker 01

  Rookie year and then kinda.

• 1:15:35Speaker 02

  But then.

• 1:15:35Speaker 01

  Things fell off.

• 1:15:36Speaker 02

  Fell off a little bit. So I'm a little concerned about that offense other than.

• 1:15:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:15:41Speaker 02

  Devon.

• 1:15:42Speaker 01

  Achan.

• 1:15:43Speaker 02

  Achan.

• 1:15:47Speaker 02

  Let's move on to the Patriots.

• 1:15:48Speaker 01

  So I, I can't tell, are you, are you high on Malik for his rush?

• 1:15:51Speaker 02

  I'm not.

• 1:15:52Speaker 00

  Okay, yeah, that was actually a very good Dolphins preview.

• 1:15:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:15:56Speaker 00

  You said the one name that could possibly maybe be drafted if you had to do a two quarterback league.

• 1:16:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:01Speaker 00

  And then the one running back.

• 1:16:02Speaker 02

  And he is, last time I was doing mock drafts, I don't know what's gonna happen when this comes out. If someone's injured or something happens, he was going in the second round and I think he's uh, I think he's a worthy.

• 1:16:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, he's very good. Yes, and he's very fast.

• 1:16:13Speaker 02

  Um.

• 1:16:14Speaker 00

  That was really good, Jerry.

• 1:16:15Speaker 02

  Let's go to the Patriots.

• 1:16:16Speaker 00

  Take a compliment one time.

• 1:16:17Speaker 02

  Um.

• 1:16:18Speaker 00

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:16:19Speaker 02

  I think, and I can't believe I'm saying this, I think Drake May is gonna break all records next season and just be, I, I think he's going to have an incredible season.

• 1:16:29Speaker 01

  Me too.

• 1:16:30Speaker 02

  Um, uh, I think the addition of AJ Brown, I think the addition of AJ Brown, uh, working with head coach Ray Bowl. Uh, I think Trevion as a running back who had nine TDs and splitting carries, splitting time. Um.

• 1:16:49Speaker 01

  Romeo Dobbs.

• 1:16:51Speaker 02

  Uh, now I'm, I'm gonna talk about other receivers that they have in a second. Um, I, I think we could have as many as three Patriots on our team.

• 1:17:00Speaker 00

  Whoa.

• 1:17:00Speaker 02

  Next year. I, I think they're gonna really have a huge year and I think Drake May is going to, I, I, I, I know last year I said that about another quarterback. But.

• 1:17:15Speaker 02

  I believe Drake May is gonna break all records this year. I think he's gonna be the guy.

• 1:17:18Speaker 00

  All records.

• 1:17:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:19Speaker 00

  Hank.

• 1:17:20Speaker 02

  I think he's young.

• 1:17:20Speaker 00

  You feel about, good about that?

• 1:17:22Speaker 01

  Feel great about that.

• 1:17:23Speaker 02

  You know.

• 1:17:24Speaker 01

  Coming from a guy like Jerry.

• 1:17:27Speaker 00

  What's that supposed to mean?

• 1:17:28Speaker 01

  He's a fantasy expert.

• 1:17:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:17:31Speaker 02

  Um, I have some questions. Uh, isn't it incredible that we haven't heard anything about that Taylor Swift wedding? Like, nothing has come out about it?

• 1:17:39Speaker 00

  We actually did.

• 1:17:41Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:17:42Speaker 00

  We heard some things. We heard some things. We're not gonna say who we heard them from, where we heard them from, because we are good friends. But we heard some things. Um, not bad things, just how crazy it was.

• 1:17:54Speaker 02

  Yeah. Thirty million dollar wedding. That's what they're saying. It's crazy. I mean, that's like, I mean, if Max has had five weddings, you figure.

• 1:18:05Speaker 02

  What, like a, at least like a few, like tens of thousands of dollars each wedding.

• 1:18:10Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:18:10Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:18:11Speaker 00

  At least.

• 1:18:12Speaker 02

  Um, we could have three, you, you, Sandler officiated. Anybody talk about that?

• 1:18:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:18Speaker 02

  You think he did the baby voice?

• 1:18:20Speaker 01

  Sam Man.

• 1:18:20Speaker 02

  Or you think he did like the adult, like?

• 1:18:22Speaker 01

  The ring, the circle. It's like a circle.

• 1:18:24Speaker 00

  I think he did the Billy, Billy Madison.

• 1:18:26Speaker 02

  You think he did like?

• 1:18:27Speaker 00

  I'm not putting out to me.

• 1:18:28Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:18:29Speaker 00

  Wife.

• 1:18:29Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:18:31Speaker 02

  Or you think he was like, I'm gonna take this seriously.

• 1:18:33Speaker 00

  No, I think he did the, the former.

• 1:18:34Speaker 02

  Do you tell us where?

• 1:18:40Speaker 02

  This tight end? To be your lovely wet husband.

• 1:18:45Speaker 00

  Do you know?

• 1:18:47Speaker 00

  Do you know the Sandman?

• 1:18:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, very nice man.

• 1:18:50Speaker 00

  Do you, is there any chance you could get into his clique? Cause it feels like if you are, you just get into his movies.

• 1:18:56Speaker 02

  Uh, I'm, I'm not that tight with him. Uh, I'm, I'm not that tight with him.

• 1:19:00Speaker 00

  We should try that.

• 1:19:01Speaker 01

  This, uh. Do you think at the wedding, he wore shorts?

• 1:19:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, shorts and a big, uh.

• 1:19:07Speaker 01

  I hope so.

• 1:19:07Speaker 00

  A golf shirt. Sweatshirt.

• 1:19:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:19:09Speaker 00

  He probably actually asked to keep one end of MSG open so it could hoop.

• 1:19:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:19:15Speaker 02

  My only issue with the Patriots is.

• 1:19:17Speaker 00

  We're not in this show.

• 1:19:19Speaker 02

  The only, my only issue with the Patriots, and this is a serious question, okay?

• 1:19:23Speaker 01

  All records.

• 1:19:24Speaker 02

  We're sort of watching it happen with Deshaun Watson right now. We watched it happen with Tiger Woods. Someone.

• 1:19:33Speaker 02

  And, and, and I'm, I'm, I'm being serious for a second here.

• 1:19:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, we're following.

• 1:19:36Speaker 02

  We've seen, we've seen someone go through a scandal.

• 1:19:39Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:19:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:19:41Speaker 02

  And performance wise, they were never the same.

• 1:19:44Speaker 00

  Right.

• 1:19:45Speaker 02

  Are we in agreement with that?

• 1:19:47Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:19:47Speaker 01

  Yes, we've seen this before.

• 1:19:48Speaker 02

  Deshaun Tiger. Are we in agreement with that?

• 1:19:52Speaker 00

  With Deshaun and Tiger, we have seen them go through scandals, yes. And not, never be the same. Tiger came back. But he never was the fully same. He won, he won. He won a masters, yeah. But like.

• 1:20:05Speaker 01

  He wasn't dominant, he was like.

• 1:20:06Speaker 00

  He wasn't Pete Tiger.

• 1:20:07Speaker 01

  Clearly number one in the world.

• 1:20:09Speaker 00

  Do we agree on that, Hank? Which scandal, it's scandals before that too. Yeah, no, I'm just saying, would, would you agree on that?

• 1:20:17Speaker 00

  No. Okay.

• 1:20:19Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:20:19Speaker 01

  Would you agree that we haven't seen the same Deshaun Watson as we saw when he was with the Texans?

• 1:20:24Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:20:25Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:20:25Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:20:26Speaker 01

  Good point, Jerry.

• 1:20:26Speaker 02

  So.

• 1:20:27Speaker 00

  Legal troubles they both have.

• 1:20:28Speaker 01

  Seen it before.

• 1:20:30Speaker 02

  So these things do affect, so sometimes.

• 1:20:34Speaker 00

  Legal issues, yes.

• 1:20:35Speaker 02

  Sometimes they affect on field performance, on course performance. I'm concerned possibly we may see that with the Patriots coaching staff this season.

• 1:20:47Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:20:47Speaker 02

  That's my only trepidation about not drafting Drake May and saying he's going to break all records and and be the best in the league.

• 1:20:57Speaker 00

  So you're going, so, so you now are.

• 1:20:59Speaker 02

  It's my only trepidation, but Hank says that it, it doesn't, it's not always the case. So we're leaning again toward having three Patriots on our team. I do think AJ Brown is going to help Drake, Drake May.

• 1:21:10Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:21:10Speaker 02

  I think AJ Brown with an older, uh, with a younger quarterback will sort of, um, I don't want to say get his way, but will take sort of that alpha role on that team that I think AJ um, uh, thrives in, and I think Coach Rabel, if, uh, he doesn't like go the Deshaun Tiger route, will, uh, will help AJ.

• 1:21:36Speaker 01

  Do you think that, uh, AJ is sometimes too vocal? And that could, that could provide like a little instability for a.

• 1:21:43Speaker 02

  You know, it's funny, I've, I've talked to my friend who's a huge Phillies fan. He's the guy who helps me with the poems and everything, Ryan, he's the television executive.

• 1:21:49Speaker 00

  Sony executive.

• 1:21:50Speaker 02

  Um.

• 1:21:52Speaker 02

  He said to me once, I was, when, when AJ was like reading books on sidelines and causing a disturbance on the Eagles team. Uh, he said, this is how you want your wide receiver ones.

• 1:22:03Speaker 00

  We've made that argument before, that diva wide receivers are not always the worst thing. You want a guy who's wired like that, like, hey, I need to, you can't have multiple.

• 1:22:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:11Speaker 00

  It can go south, but you.

• 1:22:13Speaker 02

  You hope it doesn't go south.

• 1:22:14Speaker 00

  But you want a guy who's like.

• 1:22:15Speaker 02

  Maybe suffer from deeper problems, you know?

• 1:22:18Speaker 00

  You want the guy who's basically says, I am always open.

• 1:22:22Speaker 02

  Um, let me ask, uh, and Hank, really be honest here.

• 1:22:27Speaker 00

  Please Hank, be honest.

• 1:22:28Speaker 02

  And Hank, you gotta stop yawning. I'm not going to get mad at you, Hank, because I said some things on this podcast where I was sexual and I was, I was talking about the company I was working for and, and adding sexual acts toward Hank, and I'm not going to do that again. And I do want to apologize to.

• 1:22:46Speaker 00

  I would like to apologize for yawning. I got like two hours of sleep last night. I was trying to just be off on the side of the camera and I got called in here to say nothing, but I will be honest with you.

• 1:22:54Speaker 02

  But can we get you a Mountain Dew?

• 1:22:55Speaker 01

  Seeing your face, Hank, I'm sorry.

• 1:22:56Speaker 02

  But can we get you a Mountain Dew or something, or a creamy Mountain Dew or anything?

• 1:23:01Speaker 00

  That was nice of you, Jerry. That's very big of you.

• 1:23:03Speaker 02

  Tasting great since 48?

• 1:23:04Speaker 00

  Apologizing to Hank for the time that you said that you would.

• 1:23:07Speaker 02

  Well, I'm apologizing to Hank, I'm also apologizing to the extremely large company that I worked for that had to hear all that. That was, that was an HR.

• 1:23:15Speaker 00

  Growth engine.

• 1:23:16Speaker 02

  Situation. Um, but Hank, I.

• 1:23:19Speaker 00

  For two, alright, nevermind.

• 1:23:20Speaker 02

  Hank, I, I do want to ask you, when this news came out about the 49ers owner this past week, about him going to a trailer park and soliciting a prostitute. Um, did that?

• 1:23:36Speaker 02

  Did that immediately make you think of your owner of the Patriots?

• 1:23:42Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:23:42Speaker 02

  It did. Did it make you relieved? Like, look, everyone's doing it?

• 1:23:50Speaker 00

  Yeah, I guess.

• 1:23:52Speaker 02

  Okay. Um. Now let me ask you this, uh, obviously, we were just talking about him, a quarterback, Deshaun Watson, solicited, exposed himself, uh, allegedly, uh, and was punished by the league. Uh, what do you think? I mean, I know it's in the past now, but, uh, well, well, do you think, how do you compare all of these acts and what the league?

• 1:24:23Speaker 00

  I am guessing that this is going to play out similar, similarly.

• 1:24:28Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:24:29Speaker 00

  Uh.

• 1:24:29Speaker 02

  Similarly.

• 1:24:30Speaker 00

  Did with, with Mr. Kraft where they're so rich, they're billionaires, they're going to get the best legal team and this is going to get thrown out in court and become essentially a non-issue, even though it is an issue, but.

• 1:24:42Speaker 01

  He's already pleaded no contest, so it's not, I don't think it's going to court.

• 1:24:46Speaker 00

  So it's going nowhere. Yeah, he just got fined.

• 1:24:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, the legal process is already.

• 1:24:49Speaker 00

  Served one day in jail, time served. So that's the same as Robert Kraft. It's over. Yeah. Yeah. And they're going to pay, you know, ESPN is not going to talk about it. Nope. They're going to move on from it. And that'll be that. That's what happens when you're a billionaire. That's actually pretty astute.

• 1:25:07Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:25:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:25:08Speaker 02

  Good to know. Uh, Hank, did you see the, um, Aaron Rodgers? I, I mean, I know we're, we're strictly Barstool. Um, we're strictly Barstool, Mountain Dew, Tasty Grates, it's 48. Um, did you see the, uh, Aaron Rodgers, Pat McAfee interview? Pat McAfee's on ESPN, he's got a show on ESPN, um. Uh, did you see, uh, the Aaron Rodgers, Pat McAfee, uh, training camp interview?

• 1:25:37Speaker 00

  I did not.

• 1:25:38Speaker 02

  Yeah. Anyone else see it?

• 1:25:40Speaker 00

  I saw it, yeah.

• 1:25:41Speaker 02

  Where was, uh, he was questioning, he was saying, he was questioning why.

• 1:25:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, brought him on the show, thanks for listening.

• 1:25:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, but.

• 1:25:49Speaker 00

  Good call, Hank.

• 1:25:50Speaker 02

  He was also questioning why, uh, no one else was talking about your coach and, uh.

• 1:25:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's my, it's my hot seat.

• 1:25:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:25:58Speaker 00

  It was.

• 1:25:59Speaker 02

  Um, that he was the only one that talked about it? Actually, Aaron, he, he, he wasn't. If you recall, I actually had a special episode of Part of My Take where I actually had some questions and I talked about it.

• 1:26:09Speaker 00

  Yeah. On ESPN?

• 1:26:11Speaker 02

  No, here, right here, I, I'm exclusively here.

• 1:26:13Speaker 00

  Aaron's point was about ESPN, the network.

• 1:26:17Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, but I think he was saying he was the only one who was willing to bring it up and talk about it.

• 1:26:21Speaker 00

  On ESPN.

• 1:26:22Speaker 02

  Yeah. But actually here, you guys were very, uh, nervous about bringing it up as, as like, well. Yeah, I know, well, I know, but, but what I'm trying to say is like, you guys seemed afraid. You were like, you guys were just watching the whole situation like a, like a cuck. You guys were like cucks.

• 1:26:37Speaker 01

  Oh, I see, I see, okay. By the way, we have your trophy for you.

• 1:26:42Speaker 02

  Uh, you can ship it to me. Cause we're like cucks, I don't know why you guys didn't get cuck of the year. Maybe next year.

• 1:26:48Speaker 00

  Jerry, I, I've been thinking about it. I don't think he's a cuck. I really don't. The thing that kind of pushed me over the edge was when he told us that he, uh, stood in his wife's closet for multiple hours talking to himself because he's scared to talk anywhere else in his house. Not a cuck.

• 1:27:05Speaker 02

  Um. Hank, one last question. Do you think Robert Kraft sent like, uh, like a Signal message? What, what's like the app that like the, that the messages burn, Signal or WhatsApp? The one I use with Adam Schefter when I send dark web shit, um. Do you think he sent, uh, like a message to the 49ers owner, like, like an emoji, like a crying laughing emoji or something?

• 1:27:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, maybe like a, a PR crisis team or something.

• 1:27:31Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, maybe a link to a team, okay.

• 1:27:33Speaker 01

  Good there, brother.

• 1:27:34Speaker 02

  Oh, that's with the Patriots.

• 1:27:35Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:27:35Speaker 02

  We're probably going to have three Patriots.

• 1:27:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, I really regret saying how fast we went through the Dolphins.

• 1:27:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, I mean, it was the Dolphins.

• 1:27:42Speaker 02

  Let's move on to the Jets, um. Memes, what's up? Uh, am I weird to feel really positive about the Jets this season? Is that, is that wrong of me? Am I being tricked again?

• 1:27:51Speaker 00

  No, I think they have, I think they probably have the best quarterback they've had in how long memes?

• 1:27:58Speaker 00

  Aaron Rodgers got hurt, Zach Wilson sucked, Justin Fields wasn't good.

• 1:28:02Speaker 01

  Aaron Rodgers' second year was, he was fine.

• 1:28:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, he was okay, but I would maybe take, I mean.

• 1:28:07Speaker 01

  I would say that the Jets have a very good roster and we'll see about the quarterback.

• 1:28:12Speaker 02

  Okay, so then who's.

• 1:28:13Speaker 01

  Average, then they could be good, yeah.

• 1:28:14Speaker 02

  Whose fault was the Raiders last season? Who do we pin that on?

• 1:28:18Speaker 00

  We don't, we don't talk about it.

• 1:28:19Speaker 01

  I don't remember who coached.

• 1:28:20Speaker 00

  We don't talk about who coached the team, we don't talk about who was quarterback.

• 1:28:22Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no, no. Why don't we talk about that?

• 1:28:26Speaker 00

  Nah, we don't talk about that.

• 1:28:28Speaker 02

  Uh, can you, I, I, I don't understand the joke.

• 1:28:30Speaker 00

  No, we just like Pete Carroll, we like Pete Carroll, uh, he's a very good coach. I think that, uh, you get one mulligan and that year just doesn't exist for him.

• 1:28:38Speaker 02

  So like, I, I mean, I'm sorry to say this and I'm sorry to make this show political, but is he like the Joe Biden of like coaches like out there?

• 1:28:45Speaker 00

  No, no.

• 1:28:45Speaker 02

  Like, it's like.

• 1:28:47Speaker 00

  What?

• 1:28:47Speaker 02

  But like, like, like, what is, what happened last year? Why should I get excited about the Jets this year?

• 1:28:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:28:53Speaker 02

  If.

• 1:28:53Speaker 00

  Cause Gino's not coached by Pete Carroll.

• 1:28:56Speaker 02

  That's it.

• 1:28:57Speaker 01

  Well. It was Chip Kelly.

• 1:28:59Speaker 02

  It was Chip Kelly.

• 1:29:00Speaker 01

  Chip Kelly ruined him and Gino's a good guy on and off the field, seven Sunday heroes. He's a recurring guest on Part of My Take.

• 1:29:07Speaker 02

  Uh, you know, I'm so afraid to bring this up, but I live in Calabasas, it's a tiny suburb of Los Angeles. Hank, you should come out, we have some golf courses out there and everything. Someone asked me to run for like a city, there was a city council seat, someone said you should fill it. And I was like, I don't have time, I have the fantasy preview, stuff like that, and they said, um, it's, it's like nothing, just like do it, you have to show up to like two meetings a year. And I swear to you, my first thought was someone's going to dig up me imitating Geno Smith on Part of My Take. And it's gonna, I'm gonna get canceled and canceled and it's just not worth it. Do you know, PFT, I could kill you, when I texted you, I don't feel comfortable doing this, this might be wrong.

• 1:29:53Speaker 02

  You were like, no, no, no, it's fine, do it, everyone's going to laugh, it's great, trust me, do it.

• 1:29:56Speaker 01

  It was awesome, it was great.

• 1:29:57Speaker 00

  It was great.

• 1:29:58Speaker 01

  In fact, can you just, can you wrap up your Jets preview, but just as Geno Smith?

• 1:30:02Speaker 02

  No, I'm not doing that ever again, uh, but I will say this.

• 1:30:05Speaker 00

  Good though.

• 1:30:05Speaker 02

  Bring your cleats, um.

• 1:30:09Speaker 02

  I'm so sorry. I want to apologize, everyone. Please don't cancel me. I swear I'm an open minded, kind individual. I really do. Oh, gosh. Breece Hall could be our fourth round pick. I cannot believe he's going as late as the fourth. Memes, can you tell me why he's going as late as the fourth round? He just seems like such a stud to me.

• 1:30:26Speaker 00

  Jets.

• 1:30:28Speaker 02

  Oh, wow. No, it's, it's, it's fair. I'm not fighting Hank. Why, why do you think Breece is going as late as a fourth?

• 1:30:35Speaker 01

  Um, groin injury right now.

• 1:30:37Speaker 02

  Okay. Um, let's move on to Buffalo. Josh Allen, if we do miss on Drake May, who's gonna break all records, could be our quarterback. If he, if he, if he falls to us in the third round, if he's around there, um, he may go earlier than that. I gotta tell you why I kinda believe in Josh Allen. When I had children, um, I became a good worker. Like, I didn't stop going out. Like, Big Cat, speak on this. Like-

• 1:30:59Speaker 00

  Yeah. You, you, you feel, uh, everything goes in perspective, but just hold on a second. You said that if, if we don't get Drake May, we'll take Josh Allen. Do you think that Drake May is gonna go before Josh Allen?

• 1:31:10Speaker 02

  I don't. But if for some reason, there's like a run on quarterbacks-

• 1:31:13Speaker 00

  Right.

• 1:31:14Speaker 02

  Like, again-

• 1:31:15Speaker 00

  I think the run on quarterbacks might start with Josh Allen.

• 1:31:17Speaker 02

  If we're at the late, I don't know when we're picking.

• 1:31:21Speaker 00

  Right.

• 1:31:21Speaker 02

  If we're in the third or fourth round, and Josh Allen is available before Drake May, we're obviously taking Josh-

• 1:31:27Speaker 00

  Okay, alright, yes, I agree with that. I just wanted to double check my fantasy expert.

• 1:31:30Speaker 01

  And Jerry, you haven't, you haven't picked the, uh, the draft order for a league yet. Usually, you're in charge of that. And by in charge, I mean, you just kinda, you just kinda do it.

• 1:31:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:31:38Speaker 00

  Just give us first pick again.

• 1:31:39Speaker 02

  Well, I'm, I'm not doing that again, because I did it once, and, uh, I know there's a lot of professional athletes on, on that-

• 1:31:47Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:31:47Speaker 02

  On that chain. A- and, you know, I'm not sure if Geno Smith is, I don't know who the professional athletes are. I just know they're rich, professional athletes. And someone kept writing, "Who the fuck is this guy? Who the fuck is this guy?" Cause I did it, like, sometimes I do things like shirtless, and they were like, "Who the fuck is this guy? Get this fucking guy off my chain." Like, "Who the fuck are you?" This, this is not-

• 1:32:11Speaker 01

  You didn't introduce yourself. You were just like, "Here's me, a shirtless guy."

• 1:32:14Speaker 00

  And here's your order.

• 1:32:15Speaker 01

  And here's your order, and I'm picking first. Uh, that's kinda how, you could forgive them for being like, "Hey, who is this guy?"

• 1:32:21Speaker 02

  CJ McCollum was a great basketball player, by the way. Uh, and that buzzer beater was, I know it was against the Knicks. That was, he did make that shot in time. It was incredible. Look it up. Everybody knows it. Anyone who's a Knicks or Hawks fan knows what I'm talking about. Um, has a winery. We should say the McCollum family winery. We should give them a plug. Uh, I believe it's in, uh, Oregon or Washington in the Pacific Northwest. Um, it does, it does change you, being a father, though.

• 1:32:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:32:47Speaker 02

  I'm talking, getting back to Josh Allen. You know, you're not just worried about, like, golf, you know, all the time, you know?

• 1:32:55Speaker 00

  Absolutely. I, I think there's the bump. The baby bump is real.

• 1:33:00Speaker 02

  Um, you know, just think about, like, women in Dallas, you know?

• 1:33:06Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:33:09Speaker 02

  You ever in touch with her, Hank?

• 1:33:11Speaker 00

  Nope.

• 1:33:11Speaker 02

  No contact at all?

• 1:33:13Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:33:16Speaker 02

  You don't think about her?

• 1:33:17Speaker 00

  Nope.

• 1:33:20Speaker 02

  I think about her.

• 1:33:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, we know. We know you do.

• 1:33:24Speaker 02

  What's up, Tiff? Um, let's move on to the AFC North. Um, it's funny. I am sleeping next to Jersey Jerry, uh, who just, like, every night before we go to sleep, like, leans over and is like, uh, can you believe he's, uh, people don't know this, Jersey Jerry's a thumb sucker.

• 1:33:41Speaker 00

  Yeah. He is, big time.

• 1:33:44Speaker 02

  And he, like, takes his thumb out and he goes, "You better fuckin' talk about the Steelers."

• 1:33:50Speaker 02

  Um-

• 1:33:51Speaker 00

  Well, he wants you to tell you about, like, deep, dark Hollywood shit. Yeah. He wants to know about the pedophiles, you know?

• 1:33:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, he keeps asking that. That's so weird.

• 1:33:58Speaker 01

  Any rituals you had to do, Jerry?

• 1:34:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, he keeps asking, like, "Tell me about some secrets."

• 1:34:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:34:03Speaker 02

  Uh, I did give him a little bit. I told him about the audition. I went on where the gentleman came to the door in just a robe. Uh, I did tell him that. He didn't wanna hear that at all.

• 1:34:15Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:34:16Speaker 02

  I don't wanna hear that stuff. I don't wanna hear that. You're gonna talk about the Steelers, right? Um, I'm very interested in the Steelers. Uh, I am interested to see if Coach McCarthy and Aaron Rodgers can reignite their magic. How do we feel about that? There has been about 20 years in between, um, when they were winning Super Bowls.

• 1:34:33Speaker 01

  I feel good about it, Jerry. I do. I, I think, uh, some of the off-the-field stuff with Aaron Rodgers points in a good direction for, like, a, a reuniting. That's kinda been the theme of, of his past years. You know, mending fences, moving forward to people that used to be close with him. And so I feel like getting back with his old coach, maybe they weren't super happy with each other at the end. But it feels like, that's like, something that's throughout his entire life, pulling him in that direction. So I, I think this might be the year that the Steelers win a playoff game.

• 1:35:01Speaker 02

  Is it like, people who go through, like, a divorce, like, they call up, like, an ex, and it's, like, just comfortable, and they just, like, just, like, feel comfortable with them?

• 1:35:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, they know all the positions. Yeah. I agree.

• 1:35:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:35:14Speaker 01

  Do, I mean, do you know anybody like that in your life? That would call up an ex?

• 1:35:21Speaker 02

  Don't do it. Don't, just please, don't.

• 1:35:23Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't.

• 1:35:24Speaker 02

  Cause I get into so much trouble. You don't even understand. Just, you just don't.

• 1:35:29Speaker 00

  There's multiple ways that could go.

• 1:35:31Speaker 02

  Just don't.

• 1:35:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:35:32Speaker 02

  Guys, I'm begging you.

• 1:35:33Speaker 00

  Is that, are we talking?

• 1:35:37Speaker 02

  Everywhere you-

• 1:35:38Speaker 00

  Oh, I was talking-

• 1:35:39Speaker 01

  Hey, hey, that's me, hey.

• 1:35:46Speaker 00

  Hank, no.

• 1:35:47Speaker 02

  Hank, Hank, you're just, you're just lighting me up, Hank. I'm telling you, I'm like, I haven't slept. I'm next to, like, in a room where we can't sleep. I, I, Hank, you're really-

• 1:36:00Speaker 00

  You wanted me here. Sure you wanted it. You asked him to be there. You can't be upset.

• 1:36:07Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm not gonna, I'm, I'm not gonna get upset, Hank. Hank is not gonna get under my skin. Um-

• 1:36:12Speaker 00

  What about you and exes? Like, if you called up, like, Juliana Ransick?

• 1:36:20Speaker 02

  No one even knows what you're talking about. No one even knows what you're talking about. It's, uh-

• 1:36:25Speaker 00

  Um, we're Team Jerry, by the way.

• 1:36:27Speaker 02

  No one even knows what you're talking about.

• 1:36:28Speaker 00

  Strong and hard Team Jerry.

• 1:36:30Speaker 02

  Um, it, it, something interesting is happening in, uh, in Pittsburgh, because, um, uh, Pittman is there now. Pittman came from the Colts.

• 1:36:39Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:36:39Speaker 02

  So it's a little more difficult. We were kind of high on DK Metcalf, who had a, not a great year last, last season. Um, I, I'm leaning more toward drafting Pittman over Metcalf. I, I have to tell you. I just, uh, a- and, and the thing that really turns me on, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna name some receivers that, that played under the McCarthy-Aaron Rodgers-

• 1:37:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:37:04Speaker 02

  Team. Jordy Nelson, remember these names? Greg Jennings, Donald Driver, Devonta Adams, Randall Cobb. Like, is that Pittman-Rodgers this next season? Possibly. Uh, we're staying away from their backfield, because, uh, Jalen Warren and Rico Dowdell, who's now on the Steelers, are gonna split carries. If you remember, Rico Dowdell got a, took a lot of carries from, from, uh, Chuba. But, um,

• 1:37:34Speaker 02

  wow, that, that Aaron Rodgers interview on, can you put your phone down a sec?

• 1:37:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was, I was looking to see where Kenneth Gainwell went, because I remember he was no longer on the Steelers. I didn't know what team he was on. Cause he was really good on the Steelers last year. He's a Buck, by the way.

• 1:37:49Speaker 02

  It, uh,

• 1:37:52Speaker 02

  wow, Aaron Rodgers really covers it all when he goes on that, on that Pat McAfee show. How, he was calling out Fauci and all that stuff. Like, where do we stand on this podcast? Like, was it a lab or a wet market?

• 1:38:04Speaker 01

  Uh, are you talking about on-

• 1:38:06Speaker 00

  Personally?

• 1:38:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:38:07Speaker 01

  Lab.

• 1:38:08Speaker 02

  Lab?

• 1:38:09Speaker 01

  Yeah. I, I have no idea.

• 1:38:12Speaker 02

  Are you just, like, afraid to take a stand?

• 1:38:14Speaker 01

  No, I actually have no, because I've seen so much stuff on both sides. And I'm like, probably a lab.

• 1:38:18Speaker 00

  I'm Team Lab.

• 1:38:19Speaker 01

  Where, where are the chances that it was, I mean, not to get political, what are the chances it was, it was, uh, developed in a lab in Wuhan, and then also discovered outside that lab in Wuhan? And had nothing to do with the lab?

• 1:38:35Speaker 02

  I, I, I-

• 1:38:35Speaker 01

  What do you think, Jerry?

• 1:38:37Speaker 02

  Um, I'm gonna go with lab.

• 1:38:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:38:40Speaker 01

  Hmm?

• 1:38:41Speaker 02

  I just think, there's just too many coincidences. Hank, where, where do you stand?

• 1:38:46Speaker 01

  Lab.

• 1:38:46Speaker 02

  Lab, yeah.

• 1:38:47Speaker 00

  Sounds like we're all lab.

• 1:38:49Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, PFT didn't really answer. He was like, lab, but it could've been outside the lab.

• 1:38:53Speaker 01

  I mean, I could, I could-

• 1:38:54Speaker 02

  You're sort of cucking, cucking out right now.

• 1:38:55Speaker 01

  Well, I could pretend to be a scientist and tell you, but I, yeah, common sense would say lab, but I, the truth is, I actually don't know.

• 1:39:02Speaker 02

  All right, we're still in the AFC North. The Bengals, um, you know, it's funny. Real problem with the Bengals, um,

• 1:39:10Speaker 02

  first of all, Jamar Chase, as we're recording this, limped off the field yesterday. We hope he's okay. Um-

• 1:39:16Speaker 00

  Prayers for Jamar.

• 1:39:18Speaker 02

  Uh, no, it's not that serious. Someone's limping off. That was prayers for Damar. But that was, like, someone passed away.

• 1:39:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:39:24Speaker 02

  Um-

• 1:39:25Speaker 00

  Briefly.

• 1:39:25Speaker 01

  Well, he didn't really. Yeah, he's-

• 1:39:26Speaker 02

  Um, you know, I, I do love Joe Burrow in the sense that he's, he's got T. Higgins and Jamar Chase's weapons. Like, that's like, uh, that's like fantasy wet dream. But do we believe on this podcast, and we don't, like, we're not negative, do we believe he's going to play all, uh, an entire season? An entire?

• 1:39:50Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:39:51Speaker 02

  We do.

• 1:39:52Speaker 00

  I do. I would, I would very much like him to.

• 1:39:54Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, so would, we would all like him to. The, the league is better when, when, when Joe Burrow is out there all season.

• 1:40:00Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:40:01Speaker 02

  But, I mean, it just, I, I, I get so scared drafting any Bengals, because they-

• 1:40:12Speaker 02

  They do have injuries. Uh, especially at the quarterback position. Like Chase Brown in the third round, he's uh, he's sort of like a, just a workhorse unsung hero in fantasy.

• 1:40:26Speaker 02

  Where do we stand on our quarterbacks going to like fashion shows and all that stuff in the off season?

• 1:40:30Speaker 00

  Oh, like, yeah, he's in Europe, right?

• 1:40:32Speaker 02

  Just Europe a lot, just high fashion, a lot of like.

• 1:40:35Speaker 00

  I think whatever it is.

• 1:40:36Speaker 02

  Hair is always changing, always changing.

• 1:40:39Speaker 00

  Not for me personally, but whatever it is, it's probably good for your quarterback to have something besides football that he's passionate in. Just like get a little break for a little bit. So I think overall good thing.

• 1:40:50Speaker 02

  But I mean, like, take someone like, um, we see footage of like, uh, um, uh, um, Sam Darnold, like just sitting in airports, like studying film, like in the off season, like, uh, uh, like, do you, if you had a franchise, would you want your quarterback?

• 1:41:07Speaker 00

  I'd want them to express themselves however they wanted to.

• 1:41:10Speaker 02

  Okay. Okay.

• 1:41:13Speaker 02

  Well, then your personal leagues, you can draft Joe Burrow. We're still in the AFC North.

• 1:41:18Speaker 00

  You're saying you're not drafting Joe is what I'm hearing.

• 1:41:20Speaker 02

  I'm, I, again, I'm open to the universe. If he falls to us in a later round and we don't have a quarterback at that point, because we've missed on Josh Allen and Drake May, who's going to break all records. Uh, then I, I, I, I would feel a little tingly drafting him, but listen, this, he could be, he could be QB1. He, he, he could get injured. Like, these are things that happen in fantasy. As your fantasy manager, I have to take all these things into account.

• 1:41:53Speaker 00

  You remind us that injuries can happen. Haven't thought about it like that.

• 1:41:56Speaker 02

  Hey, what was the shit that you guys were pulling when we were driving out to the airport when you were saying that there's some DraftKings, that there's some DraftKings fantasy guy, you were whispering to each other that there's a fantasy specialist?

• 1:42:08Speaker 00

  We're open to the universe, uh, here on Pardon My Take, so we are always open to.

• 1:42:12Speaker 02

  So who's the fantasy guy you were saying is getting?

• 1:42:15Speaker 00

  Because we haven't had him on the show yet, but when DraftKings, if they ask us, hey, we've got this person that is also a partner of ours and we think he'd be a good fit on PMT for a fantasy episode, then we have to, you know, we have to certainly take it into consideration.

• 1:42:28Speaker 02

  Were you whispering to each other? It's like, you wanted me to hear that?

• 1:42:32Speaker 00

  No, no, no. I actually didn't know that you heard until just now. Jerry, would you like to have more information or less information?

• 1:42:39Speaker 02

  I mean, I guess more information, yeah.

• 1:42:40Speaker 00

  There you go. So, open to the universe.

• 1:42:43Speaker 02

  Let's move on to Baltimore. Lamar, if he falls to us in the third, is always in the mix. Derrick Henry in the second falls to us.

• 1:42:49Speaker 00

  Let me ask you this, Jerry, uh, if, if both Lamar and Josh fall to it, because that, you said that same thing about, about those two quarterbacks. So it's the third round, it's your pick. Lamar's on the table, Josh is on the table, who are you taking?

• 1:43:00Speaker 02

  Well, here's the thing, and you obviously know less about fantasy than I do.

• 1:43:06Speaker 00

  That's definitely true.

• 1:43:07Speaker 02

  A draft is a weird nebulous, moving, it's like, it's like Tiffany Gomez, like you can't like pin it down, you don't know what mood it's going to be in, where it's going to be. It's like, it's like, it's like the Bermuda Triangle.

• 1:43:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:43:23Speaker 02

  It's like a chupacabra, exactly. Um, if we're in the third, late in the third, and Josh Allen is there for some insane reason, we're taking.

• 1:43:33Speaker 00

  Gotta do it.

• 1:43:34Speaker 02

  Um, if in the second, these maniacs we're in this league with start having a run on quarterbacks, you just don't know what's going to happen. I'm just saying, I'm open to the universe and I'm going to be definitely live on X. I may be streaming with Zach. I'm going to let everybody know who's, who's there. Um, we're, we're going to be open to the universe. Derrick Henry, obviously back at Baltimore, um.

• 1:44:01Speaker 00

  Unless you didn't answer the question, though.

• 1:44:03Speaker 02

  I did answer the question.

• 1:44:04Speaker 00

  Josh or Lamar?

• 1:44:05Speaker 02

  Um, Josh, later, of, of course, I think Josh.

• 1:44:08Speaker 00

  All right. So so far we've got Josh over Lamar, Lab over Wet Market. Drake May over both.

• 1:44:15Speaker 02

  Yeah. Um, Robert Kraft texting, uh, 49ers owners, um. There's this X account called Polymart, I don't even know what it is. I just like, my, my X algorithm is just all fantasy football these days. There was some rookie, Jacory Lane, the, the USC rookie, everyone's telling, uh, the X seems to be telling me I should be drafting him. Um,

• 1:44:41Speaker 02

  okay, this is really interesting and Big Cat, you have to answer this for me.

• 1:44:44Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:44:47Speaker 02

  The, the Ravens have a new offensive coordinator who came from the Bears. Why, after the Bears' last great season, would an offensive coordinator leave that situation?

• 1:45:01Speaker 00

  Because Ben Johnson is the offensive coordinator.

• 1:45:04Speaker 02

  Right. So you're saying, I believe it's Declan Doyle is the offensive coordinator?

• 1:45:09Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:45:10Speaker 02

  Wanted to call plays and Ben Johnson doesn't allow him to?

• 1:45:13Speaker 00

  Well, no, I think Ben Johnson gives, I mean, he obviously had an important role with the Bears, but I think that Ben Johnson, part of, he's, he's even said this, because Antoine Randall L called plays in the first preseason game in the second half. He's like, he's gonna, Ben Johnson said he's gonna be a head coach soon. He, Ben Johnson, I think, believes that, uh, pumping up your guys, promoting your guys is a good strategy versus being like, oh, we don't want them to leave, we don't want, you know, trying to block them. He wants his guys to be successful and ultimately it, it, it's not as much of a ding when Ben Johnson is the offensive guy.

• 1:45:47Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:45:47Speaker 00

  Who's going to be the head coach who's never going to leave.

• 1:45:49Speaker 02

  So, and I'm actually not throwing shade.

• 1:45:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:45:51Speaker 02

  You're not Hank. Um, Declan Doyle, uh, this was a step up for him going, being an offensive coordinator?

• 1:45:58Speaker 00

  He's gonna have more control.

• 1:45:59Speaker 02

  He's gonna have more.

• 1:46:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, because Ben Johnson is, it's like Kyle Shanahan or Sean McVay, like the offensive coordinators for the 49ers or the Rams, their offensive coordinators, they might be calling into the, the quarterback, but the game plan and, and, and the offensive philosophies and everything that goes into it is the head coach. So Ben Johnson is kind of the offensive coordinator and then Declan Doyle now is going to have more on his plate with the Ravens.

• 1:46:20Speaker 02

  No, I, I just wanted that situation.

• 1:46:22Speaker 00

  Yeah. Would you rather have a promotion or not a promotion?

• 1:46:27Speaker 02

  Uh, well, I didn't realize, I, I, my only question was, I understand promotions, but going from offensive coordinator to offensive coordinator, some would call that a lateral move. I just wanted to know, you're saying it's a promotion?

• 1:46:39Speaker 00

  Yeah, it is.

• 1:46:40Speaker 02

  Um, I do want to say I did have a boss once, um, a director named Kenny Leon, who, the day he walked in, um, saw the whole cast and the first thing he said was, my job here is to make sure your next job is better than this job.

• 1:46:54Speaker 00

  That's what Ben Johnson does.

• 1:46:56Speaker 02

  That really, um.

• 1:46:57Speaker 00

  Did that work out for you?

• 1:46:59Speaker 02

  Uh, uh, like acting wise, it's been, I'm trying to, it's been a little like quiet.

• 1:47:05Speaker 00

  You should be in more movies.

• 1:47:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:47:07Speaker 00

  I, we believe in you.

• 1:47:08Speaker 02

  I was in a Tubi movie this year, yeah.

• 1:47:10Speaker 00

  Summer's Last Resort. Look it up. The girl's name is Summer, which is confusing.

• 1:47:14Speaker 02

  Um, but, uh, but I, I like that philosophy. Um, all right. So in the AFC North, Hank, what's going on with your phone?

• 1:47:22Speaker 00

  Just checking it.

• 1:47:24Speaker 02

  Um,

• 1:47:28Speaker 02

  okay, here we are at the Browns. Um, I, I just, I can't, you know, I mean, Quinshon Jug, Junkin, Ju, Judkins, their running back, uh, I, I just, I just can't, I just can't. I mean, the computers are telling us to draft him if he falls to us, but I just,

• 1:47:51Speaker 02

  God, you know what's funny? Um, I don't like getting massages.

• 1:47:58Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:47:58Speaker 02

  Like, I, I'm, I'm.

• 1:48:02Speaker 02

  Why, what was that?

• 1:48:04Speaker 00

  Funny. You said, you know, it's funny, and I realized that was funny.

• 1:48:07Speaker 02

  Well, I, I just, I'm not kidding. I don't like getting them. Like, do you guys get massages regularly?

• 1:48:12Speaker 00

  I've had a couple. I, I'm kind of with you.

• 1:48:14Speaker 02

  It's just like, if you get a guy, like, you don't want to be like.

• 1:48:18Speaker 00

  It's awkward when he has to jerk you off.

• 1:48:20Speaker 02

  Well, you don't.

• 1:48:22Speaker 00

  Is that what you're gonna say?

• 1:48:23Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:48:24Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:48:24Speaker 02

  I was gonna say, you don't want to be the guy who goes to the front who goes, yes, I'll have a massage. Would you like a man or a woman? You don't want to be like, you don't want to like full Robert Kraft and just be like, yeah, woman. Come on, man. Um.

• 1:48:37Speaker 00

  Wait, you're saying you're uncomfortable asking for a woman?

• 1:48:40Speaker 02

  So I just go, uh, I don't care. I don't care. I, I'm not, that's not important to me.

• 1:48:44Speaker 00

  Right. Cuck behavior. It's cuck behavior. But it is, answer the question.

• 1:48:52Speaker 02

  You're riling me up. I'm about to Rico Busco on you.

• 1:48:55Speaker 00

  They're asking you, you clearly have a preference, but you're too scared to say your preference.

• 1:49:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't want people to think I'm like, I, I see gender, you know?

• 1:49:04Speaker 00

  Why not?

• 1:49:08Speaker 00

  It's a weird thing for you not to want people to think.

• 1:49:11Speaker 02

  I just like someone had a massage where I don't want them to think I'm there for like weird reasons, you know? I think, I want them to think I'm just going there to just get a massage.

• 1:49:17Speaker 00

  The more you say it, it does sound like you're there for weird reasons.

• 1:49:21Speaker 02

  Um,

• 1:49:23Speaker 02

  but I just don't like getting them, especially like if they just like you roll the dice and you get the guy, if he's like massaging your inner thigh, like you're like, oh gosh, don't, please don't get erect, don't do it, because then that guy's going to think, I have to finish this.

• 1:49:36Speaker 00

  Tom Fornelli, I wonder if he's listening. He just sent me this text. Wonder if you're.

• 1:49:42Speaker 00

  This is a pretty good meme. This is completely. It's the Arnold Schwarzenegger, uh, Carl Weathers handshake and, uh, one side is Rebecca Romayne during sex, the other side is me listening to the PMT. Fantasy preview and in the middle it says wondering if Jerry O'Connell will ever finish. Tom just said this, that's literally, he's not in this room. That's so funny. That's a funny joke. That's very.

• 1:50:08Speaker 02

  You know what's one really stung? Did you have Brooks on or who, who did you have that went, oh, man? Every time he says AFC East, I'm like, I better sit down. It was some professional golfer who came on. It was funny. I think it was Brooks. Um, shout out Brooks. Thanks for being a fan. We're moving to the AFC South.

• 1:50:25Speaker 00

  There's no way. Brooks is busy closing deals to be in the TGL.

• 1:50:30Speaker 02

  Um, oh, it, it was Max.

• 1:50:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:50:33Speaker 02

  Yeah. Apologies to Max. Uh, sorry. There's been a lot of Brooks talk here on this podcast. That's why, uh, my mind was a little foggy. Shout out Max. Um, thanks for tuning into the fantasy preview. AFC South Texans, David Montgomery, who's there now. Uh, very interesting and going late. Uh, last time I was drafting, he was going in the fourth and fifth rounds. Very interesting to have. He's going to be a stud. Good, good running back. Um, let me ask something about your, your quarterback on your team. Um, how, what kind of attitude do you want your quarterback to have? I'm a little worried about CJ Stroud's aura right now.

• 1:51:10Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:51:12Speaker 02

  Like, like you, you know, those videos that they have of quarterbacks coming into training camp and Bryce Young got a little roasted for like having like a, like a Pokemon backpack and sort of shuffling in with his slides. CJ Stroud was getting roasted the sort of same way. He didn't have like a alpha aura. What, what do you want from your quarterback? Do you want like a nerdy sort of like Andrew Luck? Uh, um, what, what do you look for in your quarterback?

• 1:51:36Speaker 00

  Uh, a person who's good at playing quarterback. Yep. Want his mom as close to him as possible.

• 1:51:41Speaker 02

  These are good questions.

• 1:51:42Speaker 00

  That's good. Okay. What'd you really like him to do is, uh, you'd like him to leave his, his pregnant girlfriend and then start dating a supermodel and then later on they split up and then he gets really into leather and Pokemon cards that he can grift on. That's the ideal. With six overalls and, and tell seven actually, but.

• 1:52:00Speaker 02

  I, I, I gotta say it cause we're just on that topic and this isn't even shaded Hank. I'm not even like allowing Hank to bother me emotionally. Those photos that just came out of that dude.

• 1:52:10Speaker 00

  Hot.

• 1:52:11Speaker 02

  No, dude, something's, it's something is, something is, I'm just saying something is off. Uh, can we all be in agreement on that?

• 1:52:19Speaker 00

  I would say that when you make an announcement that you're getting into leather pants.

• 1:52:22Speaker 02

  No, it's not even the announcement.

• 1:52:24Speaker 00

  There's a question that comes afterwards.

• 1:52:26Speaker 02

  I've had a pair of leathers. They do feel pretty empowering, especially if you're going to get a massage and you don't care which gender is massaging you. But I'm saying just the image, the face.

• 1:52:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:52:37Speaker 02

  Do, are we in agreement that some, I'm not even going to talk to Hank here. I'm going to talk to you guys. Is there something off going on? When you look at those photos and open them, aren't you like, yes.

• 1:52:47Speaker 00

  When you do a press.

• 1:52:47Speaker 02

  Are you questioning what is going on here?

• 1:52:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:52:50Speaker 02

  Uh, and I'm not going to get really rude, but something is happening, right?

• 1:52:54Speaker 00

  Something, yeah. I got a question, Jerry.

• 1:52:56Speaker 02

  Yeah. Saka to me, Hank.

• 1:52:57Speaker 00

  Is Gucci like a big, big brand? Big, they probably, probably.

• 1:53:00Speaker 02

  Huge brand. I was actually.

• 1:53:02Speaker 00

  They asked you, hey, Jerry O'Connell, we have.

• 1:53:05Speaker 02

  I would do it.

• 1:53:06Speaker 00

  One million dollars. And you gotta post one Instagram.

• 1:53:10Speaker 02

  I would do it, but let me tell you something, Hank. I've seen images of myself, especially here at Camp Barstool. The, just the image of me and my face wouldn't be jarring. I wouldn't be zooming in saying, what, what is happening here? What is happening?

• 1:53:25Speaker 00

  Isn't that, if you're Gucci, that's what you want. If you're, if you're an advertiser, you're trying to draw people to.

• 1:53:30Speaker 02

  Draw people? I, I wouldn't say.

• 1:53:32Speaker 00

  Everyone is talking about this. We're talking about this on a sports show.

• 1:53:35Speaker 02

  I know you were talking about it's Gucci. I wasn't zooming in on the leathers. I wasn't zooming in on the shoes. I was zooming in on what is happening and, and there are two people here who are in agreement with me on that. What's going on? I'm not gonna, I don't want to, I don't want to get into it because it's actually, yeah, it's actually not okay.

• 1:53:53Speaker 00

  We're all in agreement in what's going on.

• 1:53:56Speaker 02

  Let's get back to the AFC South and the Texans.

• 1:53:58Speaker 00

  So on the CJ Stroud thing, did you see him recalibrating before the game the other day?

• 1:54:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, I did see that.

• 1:54:04Speaker 00

  That might be better. He's, he's recalibrated now.

• 1:54:06Speaker 02

  You know, I don't know what that was. It's going to be some like, you know, they hire these trainers and they come up with these crazy things. I don't know if you've ever had a physical therapist where they have you do something. You're like, I hate to sound like Billy Football, but you're just like, dude, get me under a bench and spot me. Like, I don't need to be like touching my fingers, counting to 15. It's like, I, I just, um,

• 1:54:27Speaker 02

  I, I, I, I, I don't know. I just have questions about.

• 1:54:30Speaker 00

  Right. What's going on?

• 1:54:32Speaker 02

  I have questions. Uh, all right, that, I'm, I'm talking about the AFC South now and the Texans. Uh, I, I don't have that much confidence in CJ Stroud. You know, I do want a little more swagger from my, from my quarterbacks, you know, like, or be a full nerd, be go full Andrew Luck. There are nerds in the league, you know, Miles Garrett is like a paleontologist or something, you know? I mean, always like quarterback. Um, hey, Von Miller's a birder, like your science teacher. He's a birder.

• 1:54:57Speaker 00

  Shut up.

• 1:54:59Speaker 02

  What was his name?

• 1:55:00Speaker 00

  Mr. Maguire.

• 1:55:01Speaker 02

  Mr. Maguire. He's a birder. Bing bong.

• 1:55:05Speaker 00

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• 1:55:53Speaker 02

  AFC South Jaguars, uh, Etienne is gone. Basil Tooten is a.

• 1:55:59Speaker 00

  His name's HN. HN.

• 1:56:01Speaker 02

  Sorry?

• 1:56:01Speaker 00

  HN. That's how you say his name.

• 1:56:06Speaker 00

  Thanks for listening. Yeah, it was the episode, maybe where, I think it was the one where Hank farted.

• 1:56:09Speaker 02

  Oh, Basil. Wait, what are you saying?

• 1:56:12Speaker 00

  HN, the, the former running back from the Jaguars is now the Saints.

• 1:56:17Speaker 00

  HN.

• 1:56:18Speaker 02

  His name is Etienne.

• 1:56:19Speaker 00

  HN. Yeah.

• 1:56:20Speaker 02

  Is it HN?

• 1:56:21Speaker 00

  You didn't listen to the interview. Should've listened to the interview. He's very clear about that. Yeah.

• 1:56:26Speaker 02

  You're not conflating it with Devon?

• 1:56:28Speaker 00

  No, no. We had him on the podcast. He explained it.

• 1:56:31Speaker 02

  We talked about it. Hey, sometimes I don't listen to the interviews, guys. Like.

• 1:56:35Speaker 00

  Like.

• 1:56:39Speaker 02

  This isn't an interview. This isn't an interview.

• 1:56:43Speaker 02

  Hank, I want you to admit right here when you saw those pictures. No, hold on a second. I want you to admit right here, when you saw those pictures, you were like, what's going on? Just admit you were a little.

• 1:56:51Speaker 00

  Damn, he looks good. What is that suit?

• 1:56:53Speaker 02

  I mean, honestly, were you saying he looks good, Hank? Were you saying he looks good? Or were you like, what is going on?

• 1:56:58Speaker 00

  Listen, I, it's not, he's not the first person, he's not the last person that maybe got a taste of plastic surgery and then has kept it going. And, and, and he thinks he looks good and to the outside world, he might not look as good. You're in fucking Hollywood. That happens every day.

• 1:57:12Speaker 02

  I know, but you don't expect it from.

• 1:57:16Speaker 00

  A rich guy?

• 1:57:17Speaker 02

  Our hero, our heroes. You know what I'm saying? It's a different, it's not Hollywood.

• 1:57:22Speaker 00

  What about Brad Pitt?

• 1:57:25Speaker 02

  It's not, he's, he hasn't, he doesn't have eight Super Bowl rings. Uh, my problem, my problem with drafting Basil Tooten, I'm pronouncing that correctly?

• 1:57:37Speaker 00

  Probably, yeah.

• 1:57:37Speaker 02

  Was he on the podcast?

• 1:57:38Speaker 00

  I'll have to interview him later. Yeah.

• 1:57:39Speaker 02

  Um, is that, and, uh, and you're going to understand this, Chris Rodriguez is now, uh, uh, on the Jags. And you know, he takes a lot of touches. So like, I'm staying away from that, uh, that running back room. Um, in Jacksonville, you getting bored, uh, PFT? You're just sort of leaning back.

• 1:57:58Speaker 00

  He's a big cat. His name is Big Cat. I'm, I'm PFT.

• 1:58:00Speaker 02

  Big Cat.

• 1:58:01Speaker 00

  I'm part of my take.

• 1:58:03Speaker 02

  Could ride with Trevor.

• 1:58:04Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:58:04Speaker 02

  I, I gotta tell you, those, those, those last few games last season, Trevor Lawrence and, uh, and Duval, uh, head coach, uh, Cohen, um, they were playing some of their best football. I could see, I could see Trevor Lawrence having a great year. Uh, Parker Washington also, uh, will be someone who were, who's drafting very late. He's a wide receiver. Let's move on to the Colts.

• 1:58:29Speaker 02

  What's so funny?

• 1:58:31Speaker 01

  Looked at me, he said one.

• 1:58:33Speaker 02

  It's not one hour, dude. It's not. I'm timing on my watch. It's been forty five minutes memes. Memes, be honest. How long has it been?

• 1:58:39Speaker 00

  I have the timer right in front of me. One hour.

• 1:58:41Speaker 02

  One hour? All right. I said I do this in in under ninety minutes, so let's just move on. Colts, of course, Jonathan Taylor, if he's around. Tyler Warren, of course, in the sixth. There are so many good tight ends. I'm not doing that thing where I'm saying we're just taking, although I do like Colson Loveland. We'll get to that in a second. Um, I was gonna say Alec Pierce was a steal in the seventh round, but he's, I don't, not sure if he's practiced. At all this season, uh, with Michael Pittman being gone.

• 1:59:10Speaker 02

  I am amazed. By the way, um. Hard Knocks has been really boring this year. Uh, I'm sorry to any Seattle fans, but like, it's just. It's a boring franchise to see a franchise that's won and they just have a winning sort of way about them and they just do things right and they seem to be, what's the word, functional? It's just annoying, you know?

• 1:59:29Speaker 01

  The rings, though?

• 1:59:31Speaker 02

  And you know, because they're shooting it in the summer, it just looks beautiful and there's just bald eagles everywhere and it just looks gorgeous.

• 1:59:38Speaker 02

  It's just a boring season. Sorry. Um, the only exciting thing was Derek Hall almost sacked Sam Darnold and. Coach McDonald yelled at him and then afterwards apologized to him and I turned it off at that point.

• 1:59:49Speaker 01

  They also signed, they signed, uh, the, the cornerback from Detroit.

• 1:59:53Speaker 02

  I saw that.

• 1:59:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:59:54Speaker 02

  Uh, and that was kind of exciting. Uh.

• 1:59:57Speaker 01

  What's your stance on kidnapping?

• 1:59:59Speaker 02

  Um, I'm not gonna talk about that. What is, I will ask you this. I'll gonna hit your question with a question. I'm against kidnapping.

• 2:00:06Speaker 01

  Thank you for answering my question.

• 2:00:08Speaker 02

  Uh, what is your stance on drafting players who have legal troubles? Do you think you can sort of change their, change their ways?

• 2:00:16Speaker 01

  Are you talking about in fantasy?

• 2:00:17Speaker 02

  No, I'm talking about, I'm talking about if you were to own a franchise.

• 2:00:20Speaker 01

  Uh, can you change their ways?

• 2:00:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, can you?

• 2:00:23Speaker 01

  It depends on what their ways are.

• 2:00:25Speaker 02

  Okay, let's just say I'll pull this just out of, out of a hat, kidnapping.

• 2:00:29Speaker 01

  Kidnapping, um, in the past?

• 2:00:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:00:33Speaker 01

  I, I would be more concerned if, like, they shot a couple of people at Florida and didn't get in trouble for it. That would be a guy I'd say, maybe, maybe not.

• 2:00:43Speaker 02

  Um, okay. All right. It's good to know. Um. I can't believe I'm saying this. This is selfish. I would think about the franchise first. I know that's terrible. Before I, before morally, I started, I just, it's football. You have.

• 2:00:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, you win games. That's your job.

• 2:00:56Speaker 02

  Gotta win games. Just win, baby. Um, I can't believe there's not a Netflix show about the Ursay girls. We really need that. I mean, can you imagine how much fun it would be being married to them? Like. Like, we all come home and, you know, with our spouses, well, not Hank, he's single, but like. Um, Hank could have gone home with, like, Tiffany and been like. Ah, it's crazy. Mincy ran to second on his boot and then took the boot off. It's crazy.

• 2:01:26Speaker 01

  Talk about your day, yeah?

• 2:01:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, just like Huey's gone. Like, just talk about your day, you know?

• 2:01:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:01:31Speaker 02

  Could you imagine being married to the Ursay girls and like?

• 2:01:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:01:34Speaker 02

  Ah, we gotta, Alec Pierce hasn't practiced yet. What are we gonna do? We gotta get a receiver in here. Should we take a shot at Debo?

• 2:01:41Speaker 01

  Probably have a lot of money, too.

• 2:01:42Speaker 02

  Could you imagine?

• 2:01:43Speaker 01

  A lot of guitars.

• 2:01:44Speaker 00

  A lot of fun.

• 2:01:45Speaker 02

  Um.

• 2:01:48Speaker 02

  Uh, are we picking up Tyler Boyd, honey? Um, all right, let's move on to the Titans. I gotta do this quickly. Um.

• 2:01:55Speaker 01

  You can take as much time as you want. I'm gonna give you a one minute limit on the Titans. I think, I think that's fair.

• 2:01:59Speaker 02

  Well, no, uh, Cornell Tate, this, uh, this guy, man, it's like, he had no drops last, when he was playing in college. No drops.

• 2:02:08Speaker 01

  Great player.

• 2:02:08Speaker 02

  How do you not draft that person? Uh, Tony Pollard is a sneaky number one if we need a running back. Um. Question, do we think that Coach Dable is going to help Cam Ward the way he helped Josh Allen, or is he going to help? Cam Ward the way he helped Daniel Jones?

• 2:02:25Speaker 01

  Daniel Jones had a, a, a good season with him.

• 2:02:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. As a giant?

• 2:02:29Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 2:02:30Speaker 02

  He did.

• 2:02:31Speaker 01

  With Brian Dable, yes.

• 2:02:33Speaker 02

  Uh, then Cam Ward, like, if we, I mean, we're, we're probably drafting Drake, who's gonna break all records, but, um. That's something to look at. So you think Cam Ward is going to show vast improvement?

• 2:02:45Speaker 01

  I want Cam Ward to be good. Yeah, I really do. I think he's a cool guy. I, I think that Brian Dable's a great coach and, uh, no seed oil. In the team facility, per, uh, per Robert Sala.

• 2:02:56Speaker 02

  No seed oil?

• 2:02:57Speaker 01

  Yeah. Do you have seed oils? Do you eat seed oils?

• 2:03:00Speaker 02

  What is a seed oil? Like a sesame oil?

• 2:03:03Speaker 01

  I'm still not clear, but it, it would be a great euphemism for come. Yeah, this is my seed oil.

• 2:03:08Speaker 02

  Sesame, is it something you put on your body or something you put in food?

• 2:03:11Speaker 01

  You eat. Seed oils.

• 2:03:13Speaker 02

  I, I, I don't mean to be offensive. Is it a religious thing?

• 2:03:16Speaker 01

  No, no.

• 2:03:18Speaker 02

  It's just like a health thing?

• 2:03:19Speaker 01

  He thinks it's not good for you, yeah.

• 2:03:22Speaker 02

  Um, I'll ask if something's cooked in sesame oil. Um, I've heard people say that. Is it cooked in sesame oil, like at tables in, in Los Angeles, Hollywood? Uh, let's move to the AFC West Chargers. Uh, Shane, jump in anytime. Man, because Mike McDaniel's is there, and I know you guys are feeling it. You gotta just draft Chargers. I mean, just Mike McDaniel's is just, remember that Dolphins offense that he had that was like scoring seventy points a few years ago?

• 2:03:46Speaker 01

  It was incredible.

• 2:03:48Speaker 02

  I know.

• 2:03:48Speaker 01

  He's playing Solitaire right now.

• 2:03:50Speaker 02

  I know.

• 2:03:50Speaker 00

  I'm playing Euca.

• 2:03:51Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:03:52Speaker 02

  I know, uh, are you, are you, are you really playing Euca online?

• 2:03:56Speaker 01

  Are you good, Jerry?

• 2:03:57Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm, I'm practicing on the app. Um, they all said I was playing too slow. They, they said I do things like slowly. I take my time doing that. Uh, Lad McConkey, we're drafting him even though he had a shitty season last year. I know because we drafted him, he only had six TDs. Uh, little trouble drafting a Marion Hampton. The running back because this Keaton Mitchell, can you tell me about Keaton Mitchell, Shane?

• 2:04:17Speaker 01

  Here Shane, you can sit in my seat.

• 2:04:19Speaker 02

  No, no, no, don't. You're standing there.

• 2:04:22Speaker 02

  Is he going to vulture any touches? Is he super fast? Is Mike McDaniel's gonna do with him what he did with Mostert?

• 2:04:27Speaker 00

  He is really fast. He's like a.

• 2:04:29Speaker 01

  I just want to, sorry, step in. Isn't it Mike McDaniel? His name's Mike McDaniel?

• 2:04:34Speaker 00

  It's all right. I do that.

• 2:04:34Speaker 02

  It's not McDaniel? Mike McDaniel, sorry.

• 2:04:37Speaker 00

  Same thing, Jerry. Don't let him.

• 2:04:38Speaker 02

  Sorry.

• 2:04:39Speaker 01

  Come on, on the show. Well, he's our expert, right?

• 2:04:41Speaker 02

  Come on, uh, is, is this gonna be a Mostert Achan situation that we have with these two guys?

• 2:04:46Speaker 00

  I don't think so. When, when Keaton Mitchell plays, he's like. Electric. The only problem is he gets like forty touches a year, then he's shut down the whole year.

• 2:04:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm just worried that we're gonna have that sort of like. Thunder and lightning, Mostert, uh, Achan thing that McDaniel, uh, is, is kind of known for. So that's why, that's my only trepidation about a Marion Hampton. Uh, I want to apologize to this league. I blew all of our free agent money on Gadsden last year when he had two touchdowns in like the first game and then he didn't have, he had like one touchdown for the rest of the year. I do want to say, from a fashion sense, we all made fun of him. I have started wearing much shorter cuffs on my pants. It's sort of a, a style now.

• 2:05:29Speaker 02

  Are you guys just all on your phones? Like, what? If you're watching on Netflix, these guys are just all on their phones.

• 2:05:34Speaker 00

  I literally was just moving, I was moving the thing that I have after this.

• 2:05:38Speaker 02

  No, I'm, I'm blasting through this.

• 2:05:40Speaker 01

  I was learning the rules to Euca.

• 2:05:42Speaker 02

  I'm blasting through this. Broncos.

• 2:05:43Speaker 00

  Texting about synchronized swimming.

• 2:05:45Speaker 02

  Jalen Waddle is now, Jalen Waddle is now Bronco. Gotta love that.

• 2:05:49Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 2:05:49Speaker 02

  If he can stay on the field, he's gonna be a wide receiver one.

• 2:05:52Speaker 00

  Nice.

• 2:05:53Speaker 02

  How bummed, how bummed is Malik Willis?

• 2:05:56Speaker 01

  Oh, my God. Hate to wake up being Malik Willis.

• 2:05:59Speaker 00

  That would suck.

• 2:06:00Speaker 01

  Suck.

• 2:06:02Speaker 02

  Um, are you guys making believe that you're really into this now?

• 2:06:04Speaker 00

  No, we're into this.

• 2:06:10Speaker 01

  Where the fuck is Waddle?

• 2:06:11Speaker 00

  To the very next day, Waddle, Waddle.

• 2:06:13Speaker 02

  Waddle, B. My only problems with drafting their running backs room is that J K, uh, because PJ Harvey is such a great. J K Robbins. Sorry?

• 2:06:23Speaker 01

  Harry Potter?

• 2:06:25Speaker 00

  What are you, what are your thoughts on her and her stances?

• 2:06:28Speaker 02

  Who stances?

• 2:06:28Speaker 01

  She would not, she's not afraid to ask for the type of masseurs that she wants.

• 2:06:31Speaker 00

  Talk about her, Jerry.

• 2:06:33Speaker 01

  Why couldn't you get on that show?

• 2:06:34Speaker 02

  Uh, I, I, I'm about to really get myself on that show. I do think J K Rollins, not Jake, not to be confused with J K Dobbins, who's, who, we should, we should be talking about. I do think she goes a little too in on the trans stuff. It's a little too much.

• 2:06:46Speaker 01

  Oh, okay. How far in do you think is appropriate to go on the trans stuff?

• 2:06:49Speaker 02

  I think you should let people, like this podcast, just let people live their lives and not like go into like. If a trans woman.

• 2:06:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:06:57Speaker 02

  Wants to be, oh, oh, if a trans woman wants to be a woman, let them be a trans woman, you know, like you don't have to say you're not a woman.

• 2:07:03Speaker 00

  Accent on that, yeah.

• 2:07:05Speaker 02

  Um, I'm, I'm a little concerned about J K Dobbins and PJ Harvey, just because PJ Harvey had such a great.

• 2:07:11Speaker 00

  Concern.

• 2:07:12Speaker 02

  Like, later in the season.

• 2:07:13Speaker 00

  Concern.

• 2:07:14Speaker 01

  True. That's gonna get confused.

• 2:07:15Speaker 02

  Here's my biggest concern about drafting the Broncos. I'm gonna, I'm gonna name you their first few games, which is why it's gonna be difficult and you do want to win your first two games in fantasy.

• 2:07:24Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:07:25Speaker 02

  Their first games are against the Chiefs.

• 2:07:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:07:28Speaker 02

  The Jags, the Rams, the Niners, the Chargers and the Seahawks. So it's a possibility. They are oh and six.

• 2:07:35Speaker 00

  Oh, and six.

• 2:07:36Speaker 01

  Mahomes might not be starting, though, for the Chiefs. We don't know yet.

• 2:07:38Speaker 02

  Um, wow, let's move on to the Chiefs. Uh. They obviously have a new running back in Kenneth Walker. A lot of people are excited about him. My only problem is. My only problem is Andy Reid. I'm gonna read you some stats in the last few years. Kareem Hunt last year only had six, six hundred total yards all season, seven hundred yards a year before. Pacheco in twenty twenty-three had nine hundred yards. I don't believe Andy Reid relies on the, on the run.

• 2:08:05Speaker 01

  No, he doesn't.

• 2:08:05Speaker 02

  I know people are gonna say Kareem Hunt had only six hundred yards last year because Patrick Mahomes was running around and he won't be doing that this season. I'm just, I'm, I'm here to say I'm a little concerned about Kenneth Walker and the running game.

• 2:08:17Speaker 01

  Always a fair concern.

• 2:08:18Speaker 02

  In, yeah, at the Chiefs.

• 2:08:20Speaker 01

  Big concern.

• 2:08:22Speaker 02

  Uh, the computers are really telling us to take Rashi. I think we will take him because he's going very late. Uh, um. I'm not sure he's gonna, I don't think he's starting the season. Um.

• 2:08:36Speaker 02

  I don't know where you stand on women and what they should, what their roles are in society. I believe women, I, I'm married to a woman who works. A lot and I'm very proud of her and she's gonna be in Doomsday.

• 2:08:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:08:51Speaker 02

  Um. And is currently on Star Trek, streaming on Paramount Plus. And. I, I think women should do what they want. I don't believe they should be just at home.

• 2:09:03Speaker 01

  Right.

• 2:09:04Speaker 02

  Uh, while that is an important role. I, I think women should have the choice to, I don't think they should just like constantly, I think they should be free to decide what they want to do.

• 2:09:13Speaker 01

  Right.

• 2:09:14Speaker 00

  It's brave.

• 2:09:15Speaker 02

  That said, we're drafting Harrison Butker. That seventy yard field goal was. Incredible. I mean, they can, they can, they can just make it to. The forty-five yard line and just, just, just tack on threes.

• 2:09:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:09:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:09:29Speaker 02

  Uh, Raiders, uh, oh, God, I, I printed this out before we came to Camp Barstool. Let me cross out Ashton Genji.

• 2:09:37Speaker 00

  Sprained ankle dude.

• 2:09:39Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. It's just a sprained ankle?

• 2:09:40Speaker 00

  Thanks for listening.

• 2:09:41Speaker 02

  Oh, okay. Um, all right. Let me unscratch that. Um. Yeah, you know, I said that wherever I said last season, wherever Clint Kubiak goes, I'm going to draft everybody because I'm a believer in offensive coordinators becoming head coaches. Just don't know when, is there a bet anywhere out there when Fernando Mendoza is going to start? Is it like? Are we, is there, like, I wonder if there's a bet. Is it going to be four games in? What do you think?

• 2:10:09Speaker 00

  I think he's gonna start, I think he's gonna start the majority of the Raiders games.

• 2:10:13Speaker 02

  A majority of them?

• 2:10:14Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 2:10:15Speaker 02

  So he comes on week?

• 2:10:16Speaker 00

  Within, so he has to come on week nine.

• 2:10:20Speaker 02

  Let's say, uh, um, guess that, who's, who's line is it anyway? Like which, which game?

• 2:10:26Speaker 00

  Six and a half.

• 2:10:28Speaker 01

  Uh, there was a report five days ago that the Raiders might be willing to wait until after the bye, which would be week 14.

• 2:10:36Speaker 02

  Oh, you would have lost that bet, big cat.

• 2:10:38Speaker 01

  But that's, that's not confirmed. It's just. They might be willing to. I don't think they know what they want to do. And honestly, anytime a team says we're going to wait with our first overall quarterback, usually at the very first sign of it not looking good. They're like.

• 2:10:52Speaker 02

  Yeah. So I, I gotta say, um, I just don't feel that confident, uh, drafting an offense run by Kirk Cousins. Oh, man. Remember when I got roasted on this podcast a few years ago?

• 2:11:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:11:04Speaker 02

  What, what was I gonna mention, Hank?

• 2:11:06Speaker 00

  When you got roasted on this podcast a few years ago.

• 2:11:08Speaker 02

  But what did I say? Well, what was I gonna bring up?

• 2:11:10Speaker 00

  About Kirk Cousins.

• 2:11:11Speaker 02

  Yeah. What was I gonna say about Kirk Cousins?

• 2:11:13Speaker 00

  Kirk Cousins and you were dead wrong.

• 2:11:15Speaker 02

  Shut the fuck up, Hank. Um, no, I got roasted because I, uh, I said, uh, I don't like my quarterbacks wearing that, um, that, uh, latex, the silicon ring. Man, the comments, these, these latex, these silicon ring guys really got on me. They were like, what the fuck is wrong with that?

• 2:11:32Speaker 00

  Big, big fans.

• 2:11:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:11:34Speaker 00

  I'm a, I'm a big fan of silicon and its many forms.

• 2:11:37Speaker 02

  But it's just like, let's just say you're a young lady and you go to the gym. Like you want like, I'm still like, I'm married.

• 2:11:44Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 2:11:45Speaker 02

  That's what you do it? I mean, I know you don't want to hurt a wedding ring, but like, uh, don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. Look at this. I got this silicon protector shield.

• 2:11:53Speaker 00

  This is good discourse.

• 2:11:55Speaker 02

  But why would you do it in an NFL game? Like, like it's like, were you worried about like, you're just worried like, I, I.

• 2:12:01Speaker 00

  I guess because like, we're redoing the discourse.

• 2:12:03Speaker 01

  You want to wear a ring.

• 2:12:03Speaker 02

  But you're just worried like Miles Garrett is going to come up and be like, hey, man, are you married? Oh, oh, I didn't see the silicon ring. Sorry, bro.

• 2:12:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think, I think it's probably has to do with the fact that if you like break your finger and you have a metal ring on, it's probably hard to.

• 2:12:15Speaker 02

  I understand that, but why not just take the metal ring off? Why do you have to show like the other team?

• 2:12:19Speaker 00

  Wife might be watching. Yeah. He probably wears, yeah.

• 2:12:22Speaker 02

  You better.

• 2:12:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's exactly what they sound like.

• 2:12:27Speaker 02

  NFC East.

• 2:12:31Speaker 01

  How long, how long did the AFC take?

• 2:12:33Speaker 02

  Sorry?

• 2:12:33Speaker 03

  Hour 15.

• 2:12:34Speaker 02

  Okay, I'm gonna blast through this. NFC East, uh, Max is not here.

• 2:12:39Speaker 00

  Having a great time. I just want you to know.

• 2:12:40Speaker 02

  Max is not here because he's probably.

• 2:12:42Speaker 01

  Hank is having a blast.

• 2:12:43Speaker 02

  Max is not here because he's probably titty fucking somebody on the Tower of Pisa.

• 2:12:47Speaker 00

  Well, I hope it's his wife.

• 2:12:48Speaker 02

  But here's a question for the Eagles. You lose AJ Brown, okay? You now have replaced AJ Brown with Dontavion Wicks and Hollywood Brown, okay? Patullo is gone, Paludo, Patullo. Patullo is gone. Now you have Sean Mannion. How, Mannion, how is? How is this an, tell me if you're an Eagles fan, how is this an improvement? How are you looking at this season as an improvement to last season?

• 2:13:17Speaker 01

  Cause no more Patullo. That's what they'll say.

• 2:13:19Speaker 02

  That's what they're gonna say.

• 2:13:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:13:21Speaker 01

  Patullo was a problem.

• 2:13:21Speaker 00

  Patullo is a problem.

• 2:13:26Speaker 02

  It's so funny. I would have thought that the computers were telling me to draft Devonta Smith. Now that AJ is gone, but the computers after like 3,000 mock drafts, never told me to draft him.

• 2:13:40Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 2:13:40Speaker 02

  So something's going on there.

• 2:13:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:13:43Speaker 02

  Um, that new rookie from USC, Mackay Lemon is barely practiced. Wow. A lot of receivers, a lot of rookie receivers out of USC. Um, not worried about Tank taking any carries away. Tank Bigsby who's there now taking carries away from Saquon.

• 2:14:00Speaker 02

  I have a question about Max. He's on his honeymoon. This is kind of gross though, Hank. I'm gonna make you answer this. Do you think he's on his sex vacation? Do you think Max has sex in the morning or does he think he waits at night after a couple of drinks? What do you think?

• 2:14:14Speaker 00

  Well, you were asking Hank that, so. After a couple of drinks.

• 2:14:17Speaker 02

  Like, so when he gets home, he's like, ah, I'm ready.

• 2:14:23Speaker 02

  Let me just take a leak. Then, or is it like in the morning, like, I'm gonna brush my teeth.

• 2:14:32Speaker 02

  What do you think he is, morning or night?

• 2:14:33Speaker 00

  Night.

• 2:14:35Speaker 02

  You think he's night? Come on, you gotta answer, big cat.

• 2:14:37Speaker 00

  No, you said, hey.

• 2:14:38Speaker 02

  You gotta answer, wet lab or?

• 2:14:40Speaker 00

  Both.

• 2:14:42Speaker 02

  He's both?

• 2:14:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:14:44Speaker 02

  PFT.

• 2:14:45Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 2:14:46Speaker 01

  I, I don't, I don't like to think about it.

• 2:14:48Speaker 02

  You're such a cock. Answer the question.

• 2:14:50Speaker 01

  Well, I, I'm a cuck for not thinking about my friend having sex.

• 2:14:54Speaker 02

  Okay. Uh, I, I gotta blast through this. This is taking way too long. You, you guys are stalling.

• 2:14:58Speaker 01

  Probably wake up in the middle of the night.

• 2:15:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, we're stalling you.

• 2:15:02Speaker 02

  I'm ready. I'm ready, I'm ready. Wake up, wake up. I'm coming.

• 2:15:11Speaker 02

  Bellissima.

• 2:15:14Speaker 02

  Bellissima. Titty fucking.

• 2:15:19Speaker 02

  Okay, we're, we're at the commanders. Um, mommy, um. The computers do not want us taking Jacory and they don't want us taking Rashad. They're just saying stay away from the running back room. I was very interested in this Creighton Allen rookie that you drafted from Penn State. I wish Max was here. You drafted a rookie. I hope I'm saying this all right. Name, did I say Cre- Creatum? Not Creatum. That's a drug.

• 2:15:45Speaker 01

  Catron, isn't it?

• 2:15:46Speaker 02

  Catron? I'm so sorry. It's not, it's not kratom.

• 2:15:51Speaker 01

  It's not kratom.

• 2:15:51Speaker 02

  Don't do that drug. It's terrible. It's really terrible.

• 2:15:56Speaker 02

  It's a drug and it's legal. You can buy it in like, just like tobacco stores. Uh, Nancy Pelosi's son was like the head lobbyist for it. Look it up.

• 2:16:04Speaker 00

  Cannons.

• 2:16:06Speaker 02

  Oh, huge. I know. Um, crazy. You think they're real or fake? Honestly?

• 2:16:13Speaker 00

  They're definitely real.

• 2:16:15Speaker 02

  Unreal.

• 2:16:21Speaker 02

  Love scary Terry going in the sixth. Uh, you know who's a steal because he came there late? Stefan Diggs. Um, love him. Loved him on the Pats. Um, and it's gonna be funny. Who's gonna draw? Who's gonna draw like the, the Caleb Downs? Who's gonna draw? And I'm asking this for PFT. Who's gonna draw the? The Doron Bland? Who, who, who, who draws? Who's, who's the, who's the wide receiver one? Uh, uh, at the commanders right now.

• 2:16:50Speaker 01

  Terry.

• 2:16:51Speaker 02

  So then Diggs is, Diggs is gonna be a steal. Um, not drafting Chig, your tight end. He just, I can't get behind it. Why do you think Luke McCaffrey, I heard you say on a podcast, I do listen to the podcast? Why?

• 2:17:03Speaker 01

  Breakout season coming. He's been training with his brother. Uh, this is now, uh, year three. Last year he looked pretty good till he.

• 2:17:10Speaker 02

  He only had three TDs. So from a fantasy standpoint, that's not like.

• 2:17:13Speaker 01

  He got injured last year. He was injured for most of the season.

• 2:17:15Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:17:16Speaker 01

  Um, so before he got knocked out, he looked good. And I think, uh, this year, he's now, I think this is now his third year being a wide receiver. He was a quarterback in college. So kind of the, the Julian Edelman route.

• 2:17:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, um, okay, okay, okay. I will, I will reconsider my lad.

• 2:17:34Speaker 01

  I don't want you, I, I, his name's Luke, not lad.

• 2:17:38Speaker 02

  Oh, sorry, sorry, Luke.

• 2:17:39Speaker 01

  Um, I, I don't want you touching commanders this year. I almost want to put you on a, you're, you might be banned from the commander.

• 2:17:46Speaker 02

  I, I told you I'm drafting Stefan Diggs.

• 2:17:48Speaker 01

  Please don't.

• 2:17:49Speaker 02

  It's happening. I think Stefan Diggs is maybe gonna have like, uh, he could be the wide, the wide receiver one this season.

• 2:17:55Speaker 01

  Please don't say that, Jerry.

• 2:17:56Speaker 02

  Um, I, I do want to say something seriously. I, I, I do want to, um, because I know my mom will never listen to this, so I can say what I want. My mother growing up was like a, like a drama. I was shroud, uh, our family was shrouded in drama because of my mother. My mother. Everything was dramatic. My brother had some trouble at school and my mother would come in. My mother was one of those moms who would scream at principals, scream at teachers. There was always an argument with neighbors. My mom, I love her. I spend a lot of time with her. We have so much fun. I love her so much. I thank her for everything.

• 2:18:38Speaker 02

  Um, Hank, get off your phone. I'm like being, I'm talking about my mommy. Um, that said, I sympathize with Jaden. I, I think his mom shrouds him in drama. I think a lot of this comes from his mommy.

• 2:18:56Speaker 01

  Huge. Yeah.

• 2:18:57Speaker 02

  PFT, do you care to comment on that?

• 2:18:59Speaker 01

  I I've never heard that take before, but it's so crazy. I think I believe it. Yeah.

• 2:19:04Speaker 02

  It's it's it's tough to it's tough to get away from that drama and um.

• 2:19:11Speaker 01

  I think so. If I'm being real, I think his mom does create a lot of the drama. I don't think that it touches Jaden much at all. I don't think that he sees it on. I don't think he spends much time.

• 2:19:19Speaker 02

  You don't think the LSU stuff touched Jaden?

• 2:19:21Speaker 01

  I did. That definitely did. That broke through, but I don't think that he's like on the internet, looking at memes all the time. I I think that he's a relatively offline guy. Um, and most of the stuff doesn't get to him. Um, but this is obviously one exception that I think did. Yeah.

• 2:19:36Speaker 02

  Um, do you think Jaden Daniels was in the wrong in that stance that he had?

• 2:19:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't think that it should be that big of a deal. I think he was upset that he got lied to amongst other things at LSU. And then the way that they handled it, like taking legal routes on it. Yeah, not not a good way to do it. I I agree that that's that's not what you'd like to see in the offseason.

• 2:19:57Speaker 02

  So it's not that big a deal. It's sort of like the Raybo Racini thing. It's not what whatever.

• 2:20:01Speaker 01

  I don't think that it matters to Jaden on the field at all.

• 2:20:04Speaker 02

  Let's move on to the Giants. Um. Can't scat a boo. Not injured, right? Since we've been here. Uh, he will single single handedly allow us to draft two wide receivers in the first few rounds, first couple of rounds. Um, loving Isaiah Likely. Um. Loving Isaiah Likely. So many tight ends.

• 2:20:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:20:26Speaker 02

  Um.

• 2:20:26Speaker 01

  Let's try to give him some confidence.

• 2:20:28Speaker 02

  Jackson Dart, if we miss on all quarterbacks, I I I don't know.

• 2:20:32Speaker 01

  We can miss on him.

• 2:20:34Speaker 02

  He'll be he'll be way at the end if we if we need a a quarterback toward the end of this draft.

• 2:20:39Speaker 01

  Saying he's he's our emergency quarterback.

• 2:20:41Speaker 02

  Yes. Uh, we may even draft him if he's still around really later on.

• 2:20:47Speaker 02

  Um. Uh, we don't have to agree with him politically. I gotta say it's a funny thing happening in Los Angeles. I'm in a fan a fan another fantasy league with a bunch of actors.

• 2:20:55Speaker 01

  Wait, what?

• 2:20:56Speaker 02

  And my keeper is Jackson Dart, and they were very upset that because politically they don't align with him, that I kept him, and they didn't think I should be allowed to uh to to keep him in my keeper league.

• 2:21:05Speaker 01

  Not cuck in the air, folks.

• 2:21:07Speaker 02

  Um.

• 2:21:10Speaker 02

  Are you okay with me keeping Jackson Dart in that keeper league?

• 2:21:12Speaker 01

  Yes, I think you can keep Jackson Dart in that. I just haven't. How much? How much time is this other league taking?

• 2:21:17Speaker 02

  No time at all. I don't even look at it. Well, so you're okay with it.

• 2:21:20Speaker 01

  You told us a little anecdote about.

• 2:21:22Speaker 02

  Fuck.

• 2:21:22Speaker 01

  You're playing sports, dude. What do we care?

• 2:21:24Speaker 02

  You're okay with ice raids? You're okay with all that?

• 2:21:26Speaker 01

  No, I'm okay with Jackson Dart playing football.

• 2:21:29Speaker 02

  Well, let's move on to the Cowboys. Guys, do you feel the hype on the Cowboys?

• 2:21:32Speaker 01

  I'm more concerned about the second league.

• 2:21:35Speaker 02

  Uh, guys, tell me about the hype you feel on the Cowboys. Are you excited about it? Because you know they're not going to, they're gonna lose in the first round of the playoffs, and this is really exciting, but you do feel the hype train there, right?

• 2:21:43Speaker 01

  I do. I do. I'm high on the Cowboys.

• 2:21:46Speaker 02

  Um, uh, gonna stay away from CD because he's going in the first round. It seems a little expensive, and I think uh I think Pickens going in that second round is like, that's the value, and he could be the wide receiver one. I think he didn't he do something with his contract where he's just on a one year? So he's gonna.

• 2:22:05Speaker 01

  Get tagged.

• 2:22:06Speaker 02

  It's gonna be uh, it's gonna be a lot of fun watching him. The only problem is uh Dak is throwing to him. Man, how about that Camden Brown? I hope I'm saying his name right, the undrafted rookie who had that one handed catch. Uh, I I have an idea for for Barstool.

• 2:22:21Speaker 01

  Oh, good. Yeah. Hank, heads up.

• 2:22:24Speaker 02

  You ready, Hank?

• 2:22:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:22:25Speaker 02

  Get ready to hang.

• 2:22:26Speaker 01

  My notes up.

• 2:22:27Speaker 02

  Get ready to text Dave.

• 2:22:30Speaker 02

  Romo. Mark Sanchez pod.

• 2:22:35Speaker 01

  Love it. Yeah, I'm in.

• 2:22:36Speaker 02

  Love it.

• 2:22:37Speaker 01

  Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

• 2:22:39Speaker 02

  Shout out to our uh

• 2:22:43Speaker 02

  our buddy Watt, who's uh now uh

• 2:22:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:22:46Speaker 02

  I'm gonna be on CBS. I can't wait for that. JJ. Hey, JJ.

• 2:22:51Speaker 02

  Vikings, I root for Kyle. I'm sort of like it's made me look into Justin Jefferson a little bit more.

• 2:22:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:22:56Speaker 02

  Um, I loved your conversation about what happens with J.J. McCarthy now. Um, I don't know what happens. I think he's taking this on the chin and doing a good job there, but uh uh, Jordan Mason is someone who sort of interests me way later. Let's move on to the NFC South. Atlanta, we can't draft any of them. Who's there?

• 2:23:13Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:23:13Speaker 02

  Have they announced their starter in at Atlanta?

• 2:23:15Speaker 01

  Just let it go. Let it go.

• 2:23:17Speaker 02

  Uh, what?

• 2:23:17Speaker 01

  I think it's gonna be Tua.

• 2:23:19Speaker 02

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, let what go?

• 2:23:22Speaker 01

  No, just, yeah, we're good. We're good. That was NFC South. It's good. Good Vikings. Let's go.

• 2:23:26Speaker 02

  Uh, well, I mean, um.

• 2:23:28Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:23:29Speaker 02

  Okay, you you want me to go in on my? I'm just trying to wrap this up a little faster.

• 2:23:32Speaker 01

  No, no, no. To answer your question.

• 2:23:33Speaker 02

  I thought Coach O'Connell should have won Coach of the Year last year. The fact that he got them nine wins is is is is incredible.

• 2:23:40Speaker 01

  All right, Falcons?

• 2:23:41Speaker 02

  Um. Oh, you mean, I didn't have any bears on it. No, no, no. Oh, wait a minute.

• 2:23:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, now you're figuring out what we were talking about.

• 2:23:48Speaker 02

  Oh, no. You know, I'm so sorry. I I I I skipped ahead here.

• 2:23:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, you did NFC East Vikings, NFC South.

• 2:23:54Speaker 02

  I'm sorry. My pages. Dom, your assistant, uh, got my pages here at the uh, with the Cowboys. My pages got messed up. Uh, with the Cowboys, um, for some reason, the computers. I'm back at the Cowboys. I'm sorry. My pages got mixed up.

• 2:24:09Speaker 01

  We've moved off the Cowboys.

• 2:24:10Speaker 02

  My pages got mixed up.

• 2:24:12Speaker 01

  You took your finger off the the piece.

• 2:24:14Speaker 02

  My my mates got mixed up. I'm gonna do this fast. For some reason, the computers are telling me not to draft Javonta Williams, who we did have on our team and had like 13 touchdowns last year. I don't know why the computers are not telling me to draft Javonta. I I'm high on that running game. NFC North, this is gonna be long because there's a lot of players here.

• 2:24:32Speaker 01

  Well, no, but we already did the Vikings.

• 2:24:33Speaker 02

  I'm so sorry.

• 2:24:34Speaker 01

  Vikings are done.

• 2:24:35Speaker 02

  Chicago, Bears.

• 2:24:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:24:37Speaker 02

  Our whole draft revolves around Colston Loveland in the fourth round.

• 2:24:40Speaker 01

  Okay, all right. I like that. I like that. I told you, I think he has a chance to be the best one.

• 2:24:44Speaker 02

  We are taking Colston Loveland in the fourth round.

• 2:24:46Speaker 01

  Okay, love it.

• 2:24:47Speaker 02

  So we're probably gonna go wide receiver, wide receiver, running back, or possibly quarterback, running back, Colston Loveland in the fourth.

• 2:24:56Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:24:57Speaker 02

  I believe Coach Johnson will do for Colston Loveland what he did for Sam Laporta just a few years ago.

• 2:25:03Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 2:25:04Speaker 02

  Is Luther Burden healthy?

• 2:25:06Speaker 01

  He will be.

• 2:25:07Speaker 02

  He will be. Then we are also drafting him. DeAndre Swift, I'm very worried with him and Manungai. I hope I'm saying that correctly. Um, in the backfield, I think they sort of um, Manungai, I'm pronouncing that correctly. Um, I I I think came on last season when when Swift was injured.

• 2:25:27Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 2:25:27Speaker 02

  Um.

• 2:25:31Speaker 02

  I'm also a fan of Caleb. Again, we were talking about quarterbacks and having swagger, painting your nails and standing standing by that. Um. Those those team photos came out. You see his pose?

• 2:25:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, you look like he was a confident man.

• 2:25:44Speaker 02

  By the way, I was not zooming in and saying, and the some would argue that the photos of your quarterback, Caleb, were more provocative than your former quarterback. Hank, put your phone down. And I was not shocked by the images of Caleb.

• 2:25:59Speaker 01

  No, you look, you look confident.

• 2:26:00Speaker 02

  And he was sitting in a pretty provocative manner.

• 2:26:02Speaker 01

  He was.

• 2:26:03Speaker 02

  And I was shocked by the photos of your former quarterback, and you admitted yourself, you were shocked as well. You admitted that.

• 2:26:13Speaker 01

  I did admit that. I think he looks good.

• 2:26:15Speaker 02

  Tell me about Press Taylor as an offensive coordinator.

• 2:26:17Speaker 01

  He's gonna be good. It's similar to the Declan Doyle conversation. Ben Johnson is still kind of running the show.

• 2:26:22Speaker 02

  Moving on to the Lions, obviously, Jameer, if we can get him in the first round, um, uh, because David Montgomery is now on the Texans. Where are you going, Big Cat?

• 2:26:30Speaker 01

  He's taking a piss.

• 2:26:31Speaker 00

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna go take a piss, dude.

• 2:26:33Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 2:26:33Speaker 01

  I'll stay. I'll stay here with you, Jerry.

• 2:26:34Speaker 00

  Actually, I'm gonna take a shit.

• 2:26:35Speaker 02

  Should we take a break or should we blast it?

• 2:26:37Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, no. Let's go.

• 2:26:39Speaker 02

  Okay, um. Oh, you know what? Hey, uh, let me just say to Big Cat, Big Cat, isn't it crazy that the Lions were in last place in the NFC North last season?

• 2:26:48Speaker 01

  He does. He does agree that's crazy. We've talked about that. I'm I'm high on the Lions.

• 2:26:52Speaker 02

  That's why it's such a tough uh, tough, tough, tough division. Um.

• 2:26:58Speaker 02

  I guess we have to take Jameson Williams to say if he's there, the computers really want us to take him, uh, although he had a.

• 2:27:03Speaker 01

  What are these computers you keep talking about?

• 2:27:05Speaker 02

  Uh, I do these mock drafts that it's like AI that tells you who you should be targeting. And I've played all different position, like draft positions.

• 2:27:14Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:27:14Speaker 02

  Um, and Jameson Williams is a name that comes up a lot. So the computers AI thinks that

• 2:27:20Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:27:20Speaker 02

  Jameson Williams is going to have a good year. He didn't have a good year last year, so I'm a little a little concerned about that. If we miss on Colston Loved in Sam Sam Laporta, who's coming back from an injury, uh, is a steal. I have a, people who come back from injuries, I think you get sort of a draft value. I know they got Greg Dorch, but that doesn't mean anything.

• 2:27:39Speaker 01

  Yep. I'm high on the Lions.

• 2:27:41Speaker 02

  PFT just left.

• 2:27:42Speaker 01

  Packers.

• 2:27:43Speaker 02

  Uh, I do. Uh, I do have an issue with the Lions cancelling joint practices. I do think that does not make a team ready for the regular season.

• 2:27:51Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:27:51Speaker 02

  Where do we stand on that?

• 2:27:52Speaker 01

  Don't care.

• 2:27:54Speaker 02

  Okay, the Packers, um. The computers

• 2:28:00Speaker 02

  must hate domestic violence allegations because they do not like Josh Jacobs, who I'm pretty high on.

• 2:28:05Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 2:28:06Speaker 02

  Um, but they don't want us drafting him.

• 2:28:08Speaker 01

  You're fine with domestic violence.

• 2:28:10Speaker 02

  Uh. The computers love Christian Watson. I just can't draft him. He just, it just doesn't happen for me. Tucker Kraft is someone who will start on day one and

• 2:28:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:28:20Speaker 02

  hate to tell you, is another tight end in our division. Hey, where do we stand on players that wear guardian caps during the season?

• 2:28:27Speaker 01

  Fine.

• 2:28:28Speaker 02

  You're fine with it?

• 2:28:29Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 2:28:30Speaker 02

  You're you're okay with it?

• 2:28:31Speaker 01

  I just told you my answer.

• 2:28:33Speaker 02

  Hank? Do you think it makes them look? Uh.

• 2:28:36Speaker 01

  Genuinely.

• 2:28:37Speaker 02

  PFT, where do you stand on guardian caps during the season?

• 2:28:40Speaker 01

  You asked this question. We give you an answer. You don't like it?

• 2:28:42Speaker 02

  No, I'm asking PFT. Where where do you stand? Do you think it makes?

• 2:28:44Speaker 01

  Fine and don't care.

• 2:28:45Speaker 00

  What's the question?

• 2:28:46Speaker 02

  Guardian caps. If you're a fantasy manager.

• 2:28:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:28:48Speaker 02

  Would you draft someone who wears a guardian cap all season long?

• 2:28:51Speaker 01

  Are they good?

• 2:28:53Speaker 02

  Uh. Yeah.

• 2:28:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:28:56Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:28:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:28:56Speaker 02

  You you don't think it makes them look slower?

• 2:28:59Speaker 01

  Nope. Um, some of them look pretty big, but yeah, if they're good, I say draft them.

• 2:29:04Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:29:05Speaker 01

  I can't wait for the first kicker to wear a guardian cap.

• 2:29:07Speaker 02

  You heard what I said about the Vikings.

• 2:29:09Speaker 01

  I did. I heard everything.

• 2:29:10Speaker 02

  All right, NFC South, Atlanta, can't draft any of them. Is Tua or Penix the uh?

• 2:29:14Speaker 01

  I think it's Tua, but we don't know.

• 2:29:16Speaker 02

  You you you think it's Tua? I can't even draft uh, n- nobody.

• 2:29:22Speaker 01

  Kyle Pitts.

• 2:29:24Speaker 02

  Um, there's just no hope there. Um, New Orleans. Uh, so guys, do you ever get questioned by like a government entity that you definitely had, uh, Tyler Shuck as rookie of the year? You had a wager on him. Does any gaming people ever say like you can't talk like that?

• 2:29:45Speaker 02

  I, I know you're not a partner with anyone.

• 2:29:46Speaker 00

  We don't have a vote.

• 2:29:47Speaker 02

  I know you don't have a vote, but you just continually talk about him. Someone would say you are a member of the media.

• 2:29:52Speaker 00

  The first M imagine? Yeah, we don't have a vote, Jerry.

• 2:29:55Speaker 03

  He also didn't win.

• 2:29:55Speaker 00

  He also didn't win.

• 2:29:56Speaker 03

  We're also an hour thirty in.

• 2:29:58Speaker 02

  Um, do we think Kamara will eat into, how do we pronounce his name?

• 2:30:04Speaker 00

  You got this. H chain.

• 2:30:05Speaker 02

  H chain. Do we think that Kamara will, uh, eat into H chain's? So we're going to stay away from that running back room. Uh,

• 2:30:13Speaker 00

  Good idea.

• 2:30:15Speaker 02

  Um, how about this? Oh.

• 2:30:17Speaker 00

  Say something good about Chuck and we can move on.

• 2:30:20Speaker 02

  Um,

• 2:30:24Speaker 02

  yeah, um, it's an interesting team. Uh, I'm sorry. These, these notes are old. Jordan Tyson's injured. Is he? No.

• 2:30:30Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 2:30:30Speaker 02

  He is injured.

• 2:30:31Speaker 00

  He's injured.

• 2:30:32Speaker 02

  Uh, gone for a while, right?

• 2:30:34Speaker 00

  So you don't have updated notes?

• 2:30:36Speaker 02

  I just, I printed these out, uh, days ago and I, the internet has been, I, I don't know what, I, I have Jordan Tyson here, but I, I think I recall he's injured. So, all right, I'll get back to that. Uh, normally the Carolina Panthers are moving on in the NFC South. Normally we never talk about them because they're all available on waivers. Uh, I told you that guy in the airport told me to draft Chuba, but we can't, Chuba? Chuba. Apologies, H chain, Chuba. Um, we can't draft him because this Jonathan Brooks guy has been all over preseason and he might, uh, Rico Dowdell, uh, Chuba.

• 2:31:10Speaker 00

  Right.

• 2:31:10Speaker 02

  Um,

• 2:31:13Speaker 02

  wow, I often think of their head coach having to admit like he looked at pornography.

• 2:31:17Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 2:31:20Speaker 02

  I want to say here.

• 2:31:20Speaker 00

  He wrote a book. Have you read his book?

• 2:31:22Speaker 02

  I want to say here, I have to admit, I look at pornography.

• 2:31:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, same. Yeah.

• 2:31:26Speaker 02

  Do you look at pornography?

• 2:31:27Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:31:27Speaker 02

  Do you look at pornography?

• 2:31:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, I look at it.

• 2:31:29Speaker 02

  Hank?

• 2:31:30Speaker 00

  I'll watch it.

• 2:31:33Speaker 02

  Um, we all, I mean, why do you have to admit, like some of everybody, everybody, it's like, yeah, like you have to make you breathe?

• 2:31:40Speaker 00

  On his wife. That's why. That's, well, no. Gets caught cheating and he's like, oh, I'm addicted to sex.

• 2:31:45Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:31:46Speaker 00

  I think he just likes sex.

• 2:31:47Speaker 02

  But that's different than saying I am addicted to pornography. I mean,

• 2:31:50Speaker 00

  Right. Um, If you're addicted to porn, those, those dudes are like looking at porn 19 hours a day. All the time. I don't think that it's possible to be a coach.

• 2:32:00Speaker 02

  Guys, did you hear Rico? I won't say who. His initials are Rico. Did you hear his computer open this morning?

• 2:32:06Speaker 00

  No, was it?

• 2:32:09Speaker 00

  Wait, was it really? That's funny.

• 2:32:14Speaker 00

  Hank, what do you think about that? Cut. Ryder.

• 2:32:27Speaker 02

  It's so crazy being a roommate with, with Rico. Papa, Papa, it's burning. Papa, no. And then PFT talking to him.

• 2:32:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:32:35Speaker 02

  What's going on Rico? Papa, no. Oh gosh, why? No, I don't, that makes me uncomfortable.

• 2:32:44Speaker 00

  I don't think he said that.

• 2:32:46Speaker 02

  NFC West, Arizona Cardinals.

• 2:32:48Speaker 00

  Go.

• 2:32:49Speaker 02

  Oh, who's going to be the starter there? Carson?

• 2:32:51Speaker 00

  Jacob, uh, Jacoby held out. I think they gotta, they gotta start him. They paid him.

• 2:32:56Speaker 02

  Who would you start if you, if you were in charge of that franchise?

• 2:32:58Speaker 00

  Carson Beck was really good in the Hall of Fame game.

• 2:33:00Speaker 02

  So would I. Um, if Jeremiah Love is there, we'll be drafting him. He got paid 50 mil for a reason. Um, I'm not worried that Tyler Algier is there now.

• 2:33:11Speaker 00

  Good.

• 2:33:11Speaker 02

  Uh, everyone's really high on McBride. I think is, uh, I think he's just too expensive. You know what's an interesting bet? If Carson Beck is the starter, which he should be, um, you should get on that, uh, cause their total games bet for the season is, was it like two and a half or something? Three and a half? Take that bet. Like that's a fun bet.

• 2:33:34Speaker 00

  Is it?

• 2:33:35Speaker 02

  Oh man, do you remember last season when our championship game, we had to start Jacoby Brissette?

• 2:33:39Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 2:33:41Speaker 02

  It's tough.

• 2:33:42Speaker 00

  Did we win?

• 2:33:43Speaker 02

  No. Came second though, didn't have to pay that buy-in, which is expensive. The Rams, somehow Devonta Adams is going in the fifth round. He single-handedly got us into the finals last year. He had 14 TDs. Uh, we think Puka's going to get in trouble and suspended?

• 2:33:59Speaker 00

  No. No.

• 2:34:00Speaker 02

  We don't.

• 2:34:01Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 2:34:02Speaker 02

  You know what's so funny? I didn't think so either until somebody posted that bite mark. Did you see the bite?

• 2:34:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, that was bad. It was really bad. He really bit.

• 2:34:10Speaker 02

  A real bite mark. Like you have little kids?

• 2:34:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, he really bit.

• 2:34:13Speaker 02

  And kids get in trouble. There's that book, Teeth Are Not For Biting. That was a real bite.

• 2:34:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:34:18Speaker 02

  By the way, I don't know.

• 2:34:19Speaker 00

  My son has been bit like 15 times.

• 2:34:21Speaker 02

  Uh, you know what's funny? I have Invisalign. You guys know because I'm putting it in and brushing it every morning because we're roommates now. Um, I saw my teeth, uh, before the Invisalign and especially my bottom teeth, they crowd together a little bit. Um, and, uh, now they don't.

• 2:34:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:34:36Speaker 02

  But, um, I, I examined his bite, uh, indentation. Very good teeth, Puka.

• 2:34:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:34:44Speaker 02

  Like very straight teeth.

• 2:34:45Speaker 00

  Every tooth. Yeah.

• 2:34:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, athletes, a lot of people say they're very symmetrical athletes. Like that's why they have, that's why they're so good looking. Except when they're, something's going on with their face.

• 2:34:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:34:56Speaker 02

  And you zoom in and you're like, what is happening here?

• 2:34:58Speaker 00

  That's true.

• 2:35:00Speaker 02

  Um,

• 2:35:02Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:35:03Speaker 02

  Uh, Kyron Williams, the computers, he's never comes up with the computers. I guess they think that, that, uh, Quorum, I hope I'm saying that correctly, is going to vulture some touches, uh, but, uh, I, I'm really high on Devonta. Um,

• 2:35:19Speaker 02

  Seattle, boring, uh, boring Hard Knocks season. I really want to apologize to this pod and to this fantasy team. Jackson Smith, Najigba went in the third round last year and that's on me.

• 2:35:31Speaker 00

  Disrespectful.

• 2:35:31Speaker 02

  I should have had him. Um,

• 2:35:34Speaker 00

  Defensive player of the year.

• 2:35:37Speaker 00

  Um, That's what his trophy said. Remember?

• 2:35:39Speaker 02

  Right. Um, Jadarion Price. Uh, I don't know if I'm just like getting excited about him because he looks good on Hard Knocks, but.

• 2:35:48Speaker 00

  No, he was good at Notre Dame.

• 2:35:49Speaker 02

  Um, yeah, he was. And he played behind, uh,

• 2:35:52Speaker 00

  Jeremiah Love.

• 2:35:53Speaker 02

  Yeah. So like, we don't really, like, he hasn't really gotten a chance to shine. Um, I don't think Charbonne will be ready for the opener. So I like Jadarion. Um, yeah, boring Hard Knocks. San Francisco. Oh God, uh, is Zach here?

• 2:36:11Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:36:12Speaker 02

  Hey Zach, is Mike Evans going to play a full season?

• 2:36:19Speaker 02

  Zach?

• 2:36:20Speaker 00

  Is Mike Zach?

• 2:36:21Speaker 02

  Microphone, quick, because this is taking a little long.

• 2:36:27Speaker 02

  Uh, Jerry, full season? Uh, I don't believe he'll be playing a full season.

• 2:36:32Speaker 02

  Man, it's such a bummer because his only comp there is like this, this rookie, Stribling and Christian Kirk. It would be so fun to draft him.

• 2:36:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:36:41Speaker 02

  I guess this Stribling guy, we, uh, we gotta look at him. Uh,

• 2:36:47Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 2:36:49Speaker 02

  Wow. You know what's funny? His friend of the show, Florio, got really upset about what was reported about that car accident.

• 2:36:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:36:55Speaker 02

  And it's still weird, but Florio got angry.

• 2:36:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, he tends to do that. Gets a little Italian.

• 2:37:00Speaker 02

  Florio in your book, uh, part of my book?

• 2:37:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:37:03Speaker 02

  He also was a little angry. He was like, he comes off as angry. When you, you had a sleepover, is he angry in person?

• 2:37:08Speaker 00

  He's Italian. I don't think he's a, he's not an angry guy. He's just, uh, he's passionate. He's Italian.

• 2:37:13Speaker 02

  Um, yeah, he was, uh, angry guy.

• 2:37:19Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. Yeah.

• 2:37:21Speaker 02

  Um, what else did I have? I had one other thing here. Um, on the substation, no. Uh, George Kittle, of course. I think he's going to have a good season. But he's, he might miss the first couple of weeks.

• 2:37:35Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 2:37:37Speaker 02

  Um, all right, guys, uh, that's it. That's my fantasy review.

• 2:37:41Speaker 00

  That was incredible. That was great.

• 2:37:42Speaker 02

  What was my time? What was my time?

• 2:37:45Speaker 03

  One hour 40 minutes.

• 2:37:46Speaker 00

  That was really good.

• 2:37:46Speaker 02

  Okay, um, listen, uh,

• 2:37:47Speaker 00

  Jerry, I have one question for you.

• 2:37:50Speaker 02

  Uh, one.

• 2:37:52Speaker 00

  No, I wasn't going to ask numbers. The guys are going to be upset with me for this. I don't think he talked about the Bucks.

• 2:38:00Speaker 02

  Well, let me make sure.

• 2:38:02Speaker 00

  We all knew he didn't talk about the Bucks.

• 2:38:04Speaker 02

  I may have mixed.

• 2:38:05Speaker 00

  We all knew he didn't talk about the Bucks.

• 2:38:07Speaker 02

  I may have missed it. NFC South, oh Tampa. I'm so sorry. I didn't, uh, uh, Egbuca, I'm saying that correctly?

• 2:38:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:38:15Speaker 02

  Uh, Eg, I'm really, I'm, am I?

• 2:38:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, you got it. Yeah.

• 2:38:19Speaker 02

  Amika Egbuca.

• 2:38:19Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:38:20Speaker 02

  Amika Egbuca, uh, very interesting in the second. Um,

• 2:38:24Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 2:38:24Speaker 02

  You know, his, his competition is, I don't even know Jalen McMillan, was he injured? Is he still, I think he's there and Chris Godwin, who is 30. My only, uh, trepidation about the Bucks is remember Baker played a half season with his body being, remember you had to admit his body was numb?

• 2:38:41Speaker 00

  His body's broken.

• 2:38:42Speaker 02

  But his body was numb.

• 2:38:43Speaker 00

  It's broken.

• 2:38:44Speaker 02

  Like he was, his half of his body was numb.

• 2:38:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:38:46Speaker 02

  And I don't think I can watch Jake Browning uh, for a, a half a season.

• 2:38:52Speaker 00

  That's weird because you follow his wife on Instagram.

• 2:38:55Speaker 02

  I do. I do. I follow his wife on Instagram. Uh, because I, I enjoy his wife's outfits at, at games. Uh, I think she really, I like people who make an effort and I like her outfits. And I mean, I'm being very respectful as someone who's also married.

• 2:39:10Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:39:11Speaker 02

  And, uh, yeah, I come on a podcast where guys say that they jerk off to his wife. It's a little awkward, you know?

• 2:39:17Speaker 00

  No one said that.

• 2:39:17Speaker 02

  You guys have said that in the past and my wife has said, yeah, my wife.

• 2:39:21Speaker 00

  Yes, we have said that.

• 2:39:22Speaker 02

  But I want to be respectful. I want to say Jake Browning, uh, his, I like that his wife puts in an effort and I like her outfits. All right. Um, so I'm sorry I skipped over that and I'm sorry I went, I, I missed out on a lot of the NFC North.

• 2:39:38Speaker 02

  143.

• 2:39:39Speaker 01

  All right.

• 2:39:39Speaker 00

  All right.

• 2:39:40Speaker 01

  Brisk.

• 2:39:40Speaker 00

  Uh, I have a rollback question for you.

• 2:39:42Speaker 02

  I have a rollback question. Um, I actually have a rollback poem here. R H O B A C K dot com promo code take 20% off your first purchase. Qs, Zips, Polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, rollback.com promo code take. Go right now, rollback.com promo code take. This is a poem.

• 2:39:59Speaker 02

  For Maxi on vacation.

• 2:40:00Speaker 00

  Oh, okay. I like this.

• 2:40:07Speaker 02

  Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. We're all here at Camp Barstool, but you aren't. You were out the door. Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. And just so we're keeping tabs, this is wedding ceremony number four?

• 2:40:25Speaker 02

  Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. You're gone for six whole episodes. You won't be back anytime soon. Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. By the way, who in today's world goes on a two week honeymoon? Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. We hear that all your weddings were beautiful, your bride looked gorgeous and you looked regal. Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. And just so you're aware, on your sex vacation, butt sex in Italy is legal.

• 2:40:55Speaker 02

  Sodomy.

• 2:40:56Speaker 00

  Disavow. Okay.

• 2:40:57Speaker 02

  Maxi on vacation, Maxi on, is that gonna stay Hank?

• 2:41:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's just disgusting.

• 2:41:02Speaker 02

  Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. And congrats on getting LeBron. He's sure to be a showstopper. Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. And after every game LeBron will be yelling, get to the chopper. He's gonna live in Long Island City. Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. Yes, for sure LeBron will fit in in Philly with all that classic Philly flow. Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. From cheese steaks to the Liberty Bell to Philly's most famous landmark, Max's infected toe.

• 2:41:36Speaker 02

  It's prone to, in grown toenails. Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. La, yes, losing you here at PMT has been a little bit of a pain. Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. From giving us daily updates on the Eagles and the Phillies to helping Zach correctly spell the word plane.

• 2:41:55Speaker 02

  P L A N E. Not a plane, P L A I N, which is a.

• 2:42:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:42:01Speaker 02

  Treeless expanse. Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. Having a big star in Philly, that's nothing new to you, Max. This isn't your first rodeo. Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. From Hall and Oates to Big Dom himself and of course, South Palantonio.

• 2:42:19Speaker 00

  Good one.

• 2:42:20Speaker 02

  No Hamas. Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. Yes, LeBron will have to adjust. Unlike Los Angeles, Philadelphia can get a little rainy. Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. But hopefully the city will treat LeBron better than they treated Devin Kane. Look her up. Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. Why just stop at four wedding ceremonies? Let's go for five. Let's just keep on truckin'. Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. For we know right now somewhere on the Italian coast. You're probably just titty fucking.

• 2:43:01Speaker 02

  That was a rollback poem.

• 2:43:02Speaker 00

  Oh. That was good. Jerry, you're the best. I liked it, by the way, don't, you're gonna read the comments, don't read the comments. I like our back and forth. We pretend that it takes too long, but we do love doing this.

• 2:43:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:43:16Speaker 00

  It's a little, you know. I love every second of it.

• 2:43:20Speaker 01

  Hank does a really good job acting.

• 2:43:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, we all, we all were like, hey, let's pretend this takes too long. And we'll do a little back and forth. We, we remember the writers meeting we went into before this?

• 2:43:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:43:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, and it was great. Um, let's win the fucking league this year, dude.

• 2:43:34Speaker 02

  I know.

• 2:43:35Speaker 00

  Let's win the league.

• 2:43:36Speaker 02

  I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm not joking. I, I, I need the A W, I'm gonna, I, I'm gonna say this to the AWLs. On X, the everything app, I am going to, this is going, we're gonna be lockstep. I need the help.

• 2:43:51Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 2:43:51Speaker 02

  I need the help.

• 2:43:52Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 2:43:53Speaker 02

  Uh, I do have to say Adam Schefter did help me last year. I was considering not starting. Somebody and starting somebody over somebody and Adam Schefter did tell me to start this person.

• 2:44:02Speaker 01

  Oh, that was, that was the best, that was the best choice that you made.

• 2:44:05Speaker 02

  It was a tight end.

• 2:44:06Speaker 01

  In the finals and then we lost with the other ones. But he, he told you the correct move to make, yes.

• 2:44:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:44:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:44:13Speaker 02

  Is that Rico thing I said, really gonna get cut?

• 2:44:15Speaker 00

  No. Is? Was there porn?

• 2:44:21Speaker 01

  Was it actually porn Jerry? Was he, was he?

• 2:44:23Speaker 02

  I didn't see anything.

• 2:44:25Speaker 01

  What did it sound like?

• 2:44:27Speaker 00

  Do a reenactment.

• 2:44:29Speaker 01

  And then what was Rico's reaction to it?

• 2:44:31Speaker 02

  Quick, a quick shutting of the, of the, of the laptop.

• 2:44:34Speaker 00

  Guys watch porn, who cares?

• 2:44:37Speaker 01

  What, what did the porn, alleged porn sound like?

• 2:44:41Speaker 02

  Uh, it sounded like, uh, like, oh yeah.

• 2:44:45Speaker 02

  I'll kill you.

• 2:44:46Speaker 00

  Okay, so shit.

• 2:44:47Speaker 01

  So that actually could have been Rico watching one of his highlights from yesterday.

• 2:44:50Speaker 00

  Yeah, he was just, yeah.

• 2:44:52Speaker 01

  I actually think that's probably what it was.

• 2:44:54Speaker 02

  Million views.

• 2:44:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, he might've been jerking off to it, but yeah.

• 2:44:59Speaker 00

  Um, all right, Jerry, thank you as always. You're the best. Thank you for coming to Camp Barstool. We love having you here. Uh, and thank you also for everything you wrote in the book. It was very nice.

• 2:45:09Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:45:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, thanks Jerry.

• 2:45:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:45:10Speaker 00

  So fun doing the audio book. That was a really good time. Yeah, and your chapters were great.

• 2:45:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:45:14Speaker 00

  And, uh, we love having you as part of the show.

• 2:45:16Speaker 02

  I meant every word of it. I'm really proud of you guys. I mean it, it's, it's really fun and it was fun to have it, uh, it's, it's fun to have it in a book. Like, like, um, podcasts are like almost disposable.

• 2:45:28Speaker 00

  Correct.

• 2:45:29Speaker 02

  Um.

• 2:45:31Speaker 02

  A book is forever.

• 2:45:32Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's true.

• 2:45:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:45:33Speaker 00

  All right. Great fantasy preview.

• 2:45:37Speaker 00

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• 2:47:05Speaker 00

  That's F O R the people.com slash PMT or dial pound law, pound 529. This is paid advertisement. Fire Fest of the Week time. Hank? What's your Fyre Fest? I had a couple of quick ones. I mean, it's, it's, it's not really, it's camp, it's camp life. It's just kind of one of the things we deal with with camp. I think I've slept for like 10 hours total. Uh, you're a little loopy. Rico, Roscoe, Zach, combo, snoring. Wait, you said Zach wasn't the moaner? Oh no, that was, that was PFT's story. Um, it, it wasn't moaning. There was, there was the second night. And it's Rico. Rico's really the, the main culprit. He goes from, which is impressive and I am jealous a little bit where he's like, we're, we're just chopping it up in, in the bed, in the bunks.

• 2:47:49Speaker 00

  And he goes, I'm going to bed and, and within 30 seconds. The loudest and most violent snores coming out of his mouth. And then, you know, within 20 minutes, he starts yelling, he starts screaming like. And the worst part, and, and we love Rico, we're happy he's here, we're riders through and through. The, the part that, that is hard because I think when someone snores, you can, i- i- if it's like a consistent volume and cadence, you can get almost in tune with it, like, right, whatever. It's almost white noise. Rico snores as if he is, uh, laying on his phone volume up and down.

• 2:48:29Speaker 00

  When he like keeps like leaning into it, so it'll go up and then it'll go down and then it'll go up and then it'll go, like, and it just doesn't have any rhyme or reason. And that's what wakes you up. You think you're done with it for a little bit. Right. And then it comes in harder than ever. Yeah. I was just blasting the one. Light noise next to my like four inches from my my ears, which is probably not good, but I was like, this is the only way I'm gonna be able to sleep. Yeah, uh, pretty much every night of the of eventually kind of falling asleep later than usual. And then I've woken up in the middle of the night and then I couldn't fall back asleep because it was so that's that's been the story of my week. That's neither here nor there. Uh, the second Fyre Fest is we did some some pictures and and you know, listen, some days you're hot, some days you're you're you're not. Uh, not everyone can be beautiful all the time.

• 2:49:14Speaker 00

  We took some pictures for the for the book promo, which are getting, you know, they blasted out when they went on sale. Yeah, no. Now they're coming out with the with the best seller stuff. What's matter? I'm not, I'm not like I instead of taking blame for for the ugliness in in those pictures, I'm just gonna blame Shane. Okay. He did a bad job. What did you not like? Because you had. My eyes really closed. I I like that you had a little sauce going on in the back. Yeah, I've been I've been doing a little little little sauce in the back, little waviness. There was some bad, there's some bad visuals, although there's still I have a bald spot, I might need to go to Turkey. Uh, there were some bad visuals when we were actually doing the Chinese workout days where like the top of my head was a bald spot. So I was like, fuck it, I'm growing my hair out.

• 2:49:56Speaker 00

  And I've liked I've liked having a little flow. Um, but just just the just just my face, just my face and my eyes. I think you have.

• 2:50:05Speaker 01

  Shane did that. I think.

• 2:50:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I I.

• 2:50:08Speaker 01

  You don't have bad face.

• 2:50:09Speaker 00

  How could you, Shane? I don't have a great face, but yeah. Could you, dude?

• 2:50:12Speaker 01

  Well, you don't have bad eyes.

• 2:50:14Speaker 00

  I got good eyes, but they're. They're good eyes. I'm bad. I'm bad poser. I can't take I can't take. No, no, no, no male can pose except Tom Brady. Yeah, true.

• 2:50:22Speaker 01

  Really good.

• 2:50:23Speaker 00

  Yeah. Um, you, I think you. There's a grease stain on my shirt. Here's. Shane could have edited that out.

• 2:50:29Speaker 01

  Wait, doesn't you have a stain?

• 2:50:31Speaker 00

  There is.

• 2:50:32Speaker 01

  That's tough.

• 2:50:32Speaker 00

  And I don't think you're bad. Shirt inside out, so it just looks like I'm wearing a weirdly green shirt like I a plain green shirt. Here's the thing I think maybe that you need to just come to grips with Hank and and I I speak for the entire podcast. We're not bad looking guys. We're not great looking guys. That's what I'm saying. Some days like we're. Some days you see something like, oh. I don't think I've ever seen myself kind of like, oh shit, I look good.

• 2:50:55Speaker 01

  Zach's hot.

• 2:50:58Speaker 01

  No, no, no.

• 2:50:58Speaker 00

  My range, when I see a picture is like, my range is like some like somewhere between a two and a half and like a six and a half. And I can, if I can be anything over a four and a half, I'm like, that's fine. That's that's kind of what I'm dealing with when I'm when I'm looking at pictures of myself. And even if it's a two and a half, I'm like, all right, well, I deserve that because I'm a fucking piece of shit. I was trying to eat a hundred cheeseburgers for no reason whatsoever. How many this week? I've slowed down because the food I I had, I thought I had a plug. Chef, he had eighty one, the chef on uh,

• 2:51:34Speaker 00

  Wednesday morning came up to me. You only had eighty one? Shut up. It was uh, it was like a drug deal. He's like, hey, big cat. And I was like, what's up, man? It was like everyone's getting their eggs and he just slipped me a burger. Oh, Hank. Did you have to raise your ass for that? You started this. Yeah, I know, but you were farting before the show even started. I've only farted on on. I farted out of my heart. Fart fart out of my heart.

• 2:52:04Speaker 01

  The the feeling of the fart is just deeply unsettling.

• 2:52:08Speaker 00

  I'm actually fine with that one because it's funny.

• 2:52:10Speaker 01

  Ever watch a movie in like the the extra IMAX four D or whatever? That's what it feels like when Hank farts.

• 2:52:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, the rumble, the rumble strips in your ass.

• 2:52:20Speaker 01

  I'm watching the Odyssey over here. The whirlpool just opened up.

• 2:52:22Speaker 00

  You just have a butt plug on right now?

• 2:52:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:52:25Speaker 00

  I'm I'm fine with the farts when they're on camera. You were farting for like ten minutes while we were just sitting here getting ready for the show. I was trying to get us a cold open. Okay. But yeah, the burgers and then I went and took two. I don't know if I was allowed to do this, but I think there was burgers for lunch. I missed lunch because we were doing the yak. So after the yak, I went into the kitchen and just took two burgers. So I had three yesterday. So that's good. I need to have one for lunch. That's that's important. All right. Any other Fyre Fest?

• 2:52:51Speaker 01

  It's been a fun week.

• 2:52:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, okay. I don't. No, no, yeah, for you, I'm saying.

• 2:52:57Speaker 00

  I feel that you you will say that in a way that I should have one that I'm not. I don't have one for you. No, it's been a good week. Okay.

• 2:53:04Speaker 01

  I I don't think that you look bad in the pictures, Hank.

• 2:53:06Speaker 00

  No, I don't either. Actually, let me look at the picture.

• 2:53:09Speaker 01

  I think you're your own worst critic.

• 2:53:11Speaker 00

  Let me see this real quick. Jerry, by the way, is so attractive. I took a picture of him yesterday. All right. See, I got lucky in this picture that we blasted out there because I had my uh, hands on my chin. And that's usually the real bad spot for me is the fact that I have like six chins. Oh yeah, I do see the stain. Oh my God. That's actually three stains, Hank.

• 2:53:32Speaker 01

  Zoom in on the stain real quick.

• 2:53:33Speaker 00

  The bottom.

• 2:53:35Speaker 01

  Oh, you have come stain. You have come stains on your shirt.

• 2:53:39Speaker 00

  My dick's not that high up, but yeah. PFT, you look good. You got you're you're facial hair looks good in this.

• 2:53:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, Shane did a great job.

• 2:53:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, Shane fucked me like that. Like, how hard? Oh, yeah, you kind of got butthole eyes, Hank. Well, and it's like lazy eye. It's not, it's not like, again, like I see.

• 2:53:55Speaker 01

  Can I make a recommendation?

• 2:53:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, I expect pictures to look bad and sometimes I'm pleasantly surprised. This one was the opposite and I'm like, oh, this is gonna get blasted everywhere.

• 2:54:03Speaker 01

  If I were you.

• 2:54:03Speaker 00

  Thanks, Shane.

• 2:54:04Speaker 01

  I would start wearing sunglasses all the time.

• 2:54:06Speaker 00

  P. Yeah. PFT and I look pretty good, like comparatively to the pictures that we've taken before.

• 2:54:11Speaker 01

  There's been so many worse.

• 2:54:12Speaker 00

  My eyes are closed. That that you guys, the cutout that we have from Pardon My Cheesecake that sits in the corner of our little sitting spot, that's like a really nice reminder for me every day that you're a fat piece of shit. I look so, so bloated in that picture.

• 2:54:27Speaker 01

  And it's an ad for a cheesecake too, which that adds some weight.

• 2:54:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:54:30Speaker 01

  I'd say then you it it add for a for a book makes you actually like lose ten pounds.

• 2:54:35Speaker 00

  Yeah. All right, PFT, your Fyre Fest.

• 2:54:37Speaker 01

  Uh, pretty good week. Pretty excited uh, to to go on a little excursion with Hank this weekend.

• 2:54:43Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 2:54:43Speaker 01

  Going to go visit some of his kids out on the West Coast. Uncle Uncle PFT is coming to town. Very pumped about that. Um, actually, we just brought it up on the screen here. Um, one of my Fyre Fest this week is uh, is Oldy.

• 2:54:56Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:54:56Speaker 01

  And I love Oldy. I love him so much. He's been the best. Uh, him and I.

• 2:55:00Speaker 00

  Body makes no sense.

• 2:55:01Speaker 01

  We've had some great talks this week and he's just, he's a delight to be around. He debuted his version of the Max Speedo uh, yesterday at camp. And when he took it off, I don't know what's happening with the front of his body. I don't get it. I don't know how it's how it's possible for like.

• 2:55:20Speaker 00

  Someone's gotta do a documentary on his nutsack.

• 2:55:22Speaker 01

  I've never seen like it's. It's honestly shocking and more people replied to me saying unfollowed than I've ever gotten, I think, for any tweet when I posted this picture. And frankly, I get it. I get it. Maybe I fucked up. Probably should have put that blur on there like the uh, content warning. His, the the front, the front, it it's like his legs have have a scrotum attached to it. Like, his legs have their own separate scrotums.

• 2:55:48Speaker 00

  I feel like he could actually do the the South Park gif where the guy's balls are in a wheelchair, like for real. Like, I think his balls are so big, he could actually like lift them up and put them in a wheelchair.

• 2:55:58Speaker 01

  Mm hmm. Yeah, it's like, he's got a, he's got a dick and balls, but also a giant pussy too.

• 2:56:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:56:05Speaker 01

  And I don't, I don't really get it.

• 2:56:07Speaker 00

  He's got it all.

• 2:56:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, he truly is the man who has it all. And I love Oldy. Uh, and it's been fun hanging out with him, but Jesus Christ, his crotch is strange.

• 2:56:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:56:16Speaker 01

  Uh, and then besides that, pretty good week. The only other thing I'll say is like here at camp, I don't know if you've noticed this, but in in the bathroom situation, um, the toilet, there's a lot of toilets that have like cracks on the porcelain.

• 2:56:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:56:28Speaker 01

  Which is a little, it makes you think twice.

• 2:56:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:56:31Speaker 01

  Before sitting on them.

• 2:56:32Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:56:32Speaker 01

  Um, so basically whenever I've had to take a poop this week, I've just basically been doing a wall sit, like trying to take some of the pressure off the toilet. So I swore legs from that.

• 2:56:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:56:41Speaker 01

  From doing the wall shits.

• 2:56:42Speaker 00

  Um, all right, my Fyre Fest of the week, I got two. One, the first is uh, I didn't, I didn't win the uh, Akron O C job. Very sad. Uh, shout out the guy who did win. I don't know what his name was. Uh, Martin Allen Wims the second. So good luck to him. Genuinely good luck. Like, it's it's not, uh, I'm not like, oh, fuck, fuck this guy. Uh, sucks for the people that thought it was rigged, who who thought that this was gonna be a rigged contest and ended up being that I actually had thirty four entries into it because I bought eighteen season tickets and then a bunch of people used me as a referral. They just put my name in as the referral. So I got another, you know, whatever it was entries. So that's probably why I finished as a finalist.

• 2:57:25Speaker 00

  One of eight, one of eight finalists, pretty special stuff. Uh, but it is a bummer. Hang the banner. I might actually make a banner, but that it was pretty special stuff uh, to to dream of maybe running Shark Wheel in a real college football game. So that unfortunately won't happen. Then my other Fyre Fest was um, we, when we became New York Times bestsellers, um, PFT popped a bottle of champagne in uh, in the mess hall and I I was just so uncomfortable because people were like chanting PMT and and cheering for us. And I just, I was in the middle of dinner and I felt very uncomfortable about the moment. Um, and uh, and then memes made me even more uncomfortable because PFT asked him to do a speech and memes.

• 2:58:05Speaker 00

  His speech was, to sum it up, he said, uh, thank you all for witnessing Big Cat and PFT. And then he said, you guys all wouldn't be here without them. And I wanted to fucking be anywhere else but right there in that moment.

• 2:58:18Speaker 01

  Memes of speeches. Memes of speeches are just.

• 2:58:21Speaker 00

  It was so.

• 2:58:23Speaker 03

  I landed the plane.

• 2:58:24Speaker 00

  So mortifying. I was just like, fuck, man. I was like eating my mashed potatoes and everyone was chanting and clapping for us like, get me out of here. And it's not because I'm not like excited about it, but it was just, I just felt uncomfortable. And you made it worse, memes.

• 2:58:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, I got put on the spot. We were eat, I was just stuffing my face with mashed potatoes.

• 2:58:46Speaker 00

  You all wouldn't be here without them.

• 2:58:47Speaker 03

  It's true. It is true.

• 2:58:48Speaker 00

  Me now. Spot the lie. Kill me now.

• 2:58:51Speaker 01

  Can we listen to the speech?

• 2:58:52Speaker 00

  Kill me now. Yeah, I think you have the video, right? Do you have the video?

• 2:58:57Speaker 03

  Uh, I don't. I think PFT posted on.

• 2:58:59Speaker 00

  Viva la estrella. Oh, yeah, he did. Yeah, that was, yeah, because I I responded to one guy who's like, big cat, too cool for school. I was like, big cat.

• 2:59:07Speaker 03

  We were eating.

• 2:59:08Speaker 00

  Uncomfortable. That was not a too cool for school moment for me. It was, I'm uncomfortable. Oh, no, Shane. Log in. Let's guess his password. Bolt up, bolt up. What was LT?

• 2:59:22Speaker 01

  Love you, LT twenty one.

• 2:59:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, bolt up. Okay, that was a B O L T U P twenty one exclamation. He's got it. All right, let's hear. Oh, God. Uh, motorcycles. All right, that that's a motorcycle. That's a motorcycle.

• 2:59:42Speaker 03

  Zach, Fyre Fest of the week.

• 2:59:44Speaker 00

  Oh, he got it wrong, Shane. Here, I'll just play it in my phone. Ready for this? We'll just play it in my phone, Shane. We need Max back. Max would have had this up so fast. Is that not a fact?

• 2:59:57Speaker 03

  No.

• 2:59:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, actually, that is not a fact. Oh, my gosh. All right, here we go. Shane's birthday, PFT, write this down. All right, here it is.

• 3:00:13Speaker 00

  I'd like to thank all of you for witnessing this number one seller of big ass PFT. Uh, without them, then we would be here.

• 3:00:24Speaker 00

  Shut up.

• 3:00:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:00:28Speaker 01

  We don't really celebrate much and I thought that this was one thing that probably if we're gonna celebrate something 10 years and

• 3:00:34Speaker 00

  No, it's nothing. No, it wasn't. You didn't do anything wrong. It was just more like the moment I was just like, oh, fuck. Like everyone clapping for us. I just felt uncomfortable.

• 3:00:42Speaker 01

  All the, all the different directions this pod could have taken us.

• 3:00:46Speaker 00

  Correct.

• 3:00:46Speaker 01

  This is one that I did not see coming.

• 3:00:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'd agree.

• 3:00:49Speaker 01

  So, and it's a, it's a like one of the moments where I have to, I have to make sure to stop and be like, this is cool.

• 3:00:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, absolutely. It's, it's definitely a wow, we actually did it. I think it's also like kind of a fucked up thing in my head where we, we knew the, we knew how many we were selling. So it was like, not a foregone conclusion, but we were pretty confident that we were gonna get it. So it's, it was, when it happened, I was like, alright, I expected that almost. So, um, you gotta kind of like, move, remove yourself and say, no, you know what? This is actually really cool. You should be proud of it. Uh, but just yeah, memes being like, you guys all don't have a life without them.

• 3:01:24Speaker 01

  It's like me.

• 3:01:25Speaker 03

  I meant like the we, we.

• 3:01:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:01:28Speaker 03

  Like, I definitely wouldn't.

• 3:01:30Speaker 00

  Also.

• 3:01:30Speaker 03

  Shane's from bumfuck. He wouldn't be here, like.

• 3:01:33Speaker 00

  Thank you for witnessing them.

• 3:01:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:01:38Speaker 00

  Oh, okay.

• 3:01:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, I hear what you say. Like, so we kind of expected it. Like, I, I feel the same way about Mount Rushmore right now, finishing not last.

• 3:01:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:01:46Speaker 01

  You know, so when I get it, it's not gonna be.

• 3:01:48Speaker 00

  It was interesting. Zach, were you there for the speech?

• 3:01:51Speaker 01

  I was not, sir.

• 3:01:52Speaker 00

  So, some may say, I think Gaz even said it, that you were actually, cause Zach and Hank weren't there, that maybe PFT was popping the bottle really for Mount Rushmore season.

• 3:02:01Speaker 01

  Which I had already done.

• 3:02:02Speaker 00

  He did that.

• 3:02:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's true. So I actually ended up, Tom went out and I asked him to buy me, buy me two bottles of champagne because of Hank thinking that that's what I was getting the champagne for.

• 3:02:10Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:02:11Speaker 01

  So we did that, yeah.

• 3:02:12Speaker 00

  Okay, Zach.

• 3:02:13Speaker 04

  Uh, my fire fest this week, uh, it is, nothing to be said. Camp's a great week, beautiful week. We have so much fun, so it's hard to like, uh, harp on the negatives. Uh, really, uh, quick one. Uh, first day, had, had a good day. Let's hit the showers. Let's get it done. Let's wash it up. Forgot the towel in the cabin. So it was just like, I had to get dressed at a hundred percent wet. Uh, yeah. And, and I don't know why I chose to put my socks on, but yeah, so I went.

• 3:02:38Speaker 00

  Oh, you went wet socks?

• 3:02:39Speaker 04

  I went full fit because I didn't want to go boxers through the concourse. Uh, and it kind of just set a tone of damp for the rest of my evening.

• 3:02:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:02:46Speaker 01

  Wet socks, tough to come back from.

• 3:02:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:02:48Speaker 04

  It was, uh, other than that, great week.

• 3:02:49Speaker 00

  I know you like to get wet.

• 3:02:50Speaker 04

  I'll never forget a towel in any situation ever again.

• 3:02:53Speaker 03

  No other fire fest, eh?

• 3:02:55Speaker 00

  Oh, no.

• 3:02:56Speaker 04

  What else? What are we thinking memes?

• 3:02:57Speaker 03

  You forget to trim something?

• 3:02:59Speaker 00

  Oh, no.

• 3:03:00Speaker 04

  What?

• 3:03:00Speaker 03

  No, there's a bad visual on the.

• 3:03:02Speaker 04

  Oh, that's like, that's guys saying at like, how, how do you have back hair and chest hair? I, I don't know, dude. I'm an adult. Uh, yeah.

• 3:03:09Speaker 00

  Zach, I really, if you shave your back.

• 3:03:12Speaker 04

  What to do, like, I get, I do, I knock it down every once in a while just cause like, it's a lot and it's, so every like, probably biannually, you just

• 3:03:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:03:19Speaker 04

  take down the back hair, chest hair, but

• 3:03:21Speaker 00

  You're moving it.

• 3:03:22Speaker 04

  I don't know, dude. I hit puberty.

• 3:03:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:03:23Speaker 04

  Testosterone's a thing. I'm not sure how bodies work.

• 3:03:25Speaker 00

  You're moving Armenian.

• 3:03:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm not here to like, yeah.

• 3:03:28Speaker 00

  Zach, I get it reversed because I don't have a, uh, like a ton of, uh, armpit hair or chest hair. And it was like, do you shave? It's like, no, dude, I just, I don't know. I didn't, sorry. Sorry that I don't have a ton. Yeah.

• 3:03:42Speaker 01

  Jerry's got a little patch though. Jerry's got like a tramp stamp of hair.

• 3:03:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, he does. Jerry's so good looking though. He's so good looking. Um, alright, uh, memes, you got anything?

• 3:03:56Speaker 03

  No, I saw Facilly's balls.

• 3:03:58Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 3:03:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's about it.

• 3:03:59Speaker 00

  Only good? Only his balls?

• 3:04:01Speaker 03

  Damn, and his dick, but.

• 3:04:03Speaker 00

  Were they good? Well, I mean, come on. They had to have been okay.

• 3:04:07Speaker 03

  He's, he's Italian. He's an Italian man.

• 3:04:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, alright, fine.

• 3:04:10Speaker 01

  What does that mean?

• 3:04:11Speaker 03

  He's Italian.

• 3:04:12Speaker 00

  You know Italian.

• 3:04:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, you know.

• 3:04:13Speaker 00

  Small dick.

• 3:04:14Speaker 01

  He's Italian.

• 3:04:15Speaker 00

  It works. All that matters is it works.

• 3:04:19Speaker 00

  Alright, uh, good show, boys. Great week.

• 3:04:22Speaker 01

  Viva.

• 3:04:22Speaker 00

  We'll be back in studio on Monday. That was a very fun, uh, week at Camp Arsenal. Shout out Mountain Dew. Shout out our good friend Jerry O'Connell. What a, what a fantasy preview. We're ready for, it feels like we're finally. I'd like to apologize for that too. I, I was, I, we did that early in the morning. I was coming off of two hours of sleep. I don't think, listen. I was grumpy and No, Hank, it was funny. Was not expecting to be in that. It was Hank, it was funny. People, there will definitely be Not my best podcast performance. There will be some, some, some comments being like, they're so mean to Jerry. We fucking love Jerry. We, we have a, a back and forth with him. He knows the game. We know the game. We love the guy. I've told him, I actually whispered in his ear last night, I love him.

• 3:05:05Speaker 01

  He is the best.

• 3:05:06Speaker 00

  Uh, okay. Let's spin for lottery ball. Five.

• 3:05:11Speaker 01

  Seven.

• 3:05:11Speaker 00

  Sixty.

• 3:05:12Speaker 03

  Forty-two.

• 3:05:13Speaker 00

  Uh, ninety-nine.

• 3:05:15Speaker 01

  You better stop fucking picking five, Hank.

• 3:05:17Speaker 03

  Sixty-three.

• 3:05:18Speaker 01

  You know what's good for you.

• 3:05:22Speaker 00

  Thirty-two.

• 3:05:23Speaker 03

  Ten all.

• 3:05:24Speaker 01

  Doesn't count anyways.

• 3:05:25Speaker 00

  Doesn't count anyways.

• 3:05:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, but have you guys ever gotten on there? No?

• 3:05:29Speaker 01

  What?

• 3:05:30Speaker 00

  Huh?

• 3:05:31Speaker 01

  This doesn't count.

• 3:05:31Speaker 03

  It does count.

• 3:05:32Speaker 01

  No.

• 3:05:33Speaker 00

  Oh, hey, come on, dude. It was on camera. You're right. You're right. I did say as long as it's on camera. You did get it on camera.

• 3:05:41Speaker 01

  Happy birthday to, uh, Jeff Green. Probably still in the league, right? Probably.

• 3:05:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, Jeff Green? Absolutely. He's gonna play forever. Uncle Jeff.

• 3:05:50Speaker 01

  Never retire. Uh, happy birthday to sweet Lou Pinella, Honey Boo Boo. Happy birthday to the man, Army Hammer. Happy birthday.

• 3:05:59Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 3:05:59Speaker 01

  Happy birthday, bro. Uh, I really loved your ad campaign with Callaway. Um, and happy birthday to my dear, good friend, Pat Cassie the Beeve. Love you, Pat. Happy birthday to Jamal Lewis and, uh, Roy Oswalt, R.I.P. And Michael Jackson.

• 3:06:18Speaker 00

  Wait, Roy Oswalt's dead?

• 3:06:21Speaker 01

  He might not be dead.

• 3:06:22Speaker 00

  I don't, are you thinking of Roy Halliday?

• 3:06:24Speaker 01

  I did mix him up with Roy Halliday.

• 3:06:26Speaker 00

  I do not think Roy Oswalt is dead.

• 3:06:28Speaker 01

  He's not.

• 3:06:28Speaker 00

  He just threw a perfect game on M.O.P. He's not. Two thousand and five, uh, PFT, you Florio'd that.

• 3:06:34Speaker 01

  I did Florio, but, yep, I mixed it up. Mixed up my Roy's.

• 3:06:37Speaker 00

  You can't do that. You can't do that.

• 3:06:39Speaker 01

  You know what? What an extra happy birthday it is for Roy Oswalt. Another year above ground.

• 3:06:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:06:44Speaker 01

  That's what he'll most be known for this year.

• 3:06:46Speaker 00

  Also, update on, uh, on, on our, uh, group chat for Camp Arsenal relay race. Uh, Tate told everyone to meet and said, do, do not reply to this. And then Mincy said, I'm skipping lunch to mentally prepare for inhaling two hot dogs, anything for the team. And then he was removed from the group chat.

• 3:07:06Speaker 01

  He's skipping lunch to mentally prepare.

• 3:07:08Speaker 00

  Mentally prepare. Mentally prepare.

• 3:07:12Speaker 00

  Alright, good show. Love you guys.

• 3:07:16Speaker 01

  Hank.

• 3:07:16Speaker 00

  Hank, can you please?

• 3:07:18Speaker 01

  Please stop.

• 3:07:18Speaker 00

  Like, I can't, I can't. Please stop.

• 3:07:21Speaker 01

  Coming through the wood because our chairs are connected.

• 3:07:23Speaker 00

  Hank, please stop.

• 3:07:25Speaker 01

  It's vibrating into my butt.

• 3:07:27Speaker 00

  You're also sitting up with your ass cheek open to the, to the, like, sit with your butt on the cha-chair. Look how you're sitting, dude.

• 3:07:38Speaker 01

  Can we get Hank a pillow?

• 3:07:41Speaker 01

  Can he sit on like a, a fart pillow so that? I, I can't, I can't deal with feeling that into my butt.