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NFL Week 8, Fastest 2 Minutes, Cowboys Meltdown, Lions Huge Win, Broncos Steal The Chiefs Magic Plus Who's Back Of The Week

Pardon My Take

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This week's football recap covers all the action from NFL Week 8, starting with the fastest two minutes and diving deep into the biggest games and storylines. The hosts discuss the Vikings finally taking a loss to the Lions behind a phenomenal performance from Jameer Gibbs, the Cowboys blowing a game in epic fashion to the Cardinals, and the Broncos stealing a victory against the Chiefs with a massive fourth-quarter push and goal-line stand. Other notable matchups include the Steelers sweeping the Browns for the first time in over thirty years, the Raiders outlasting the Jets in a high-scoring shootout, the Buccaneers shutting out the Falcons in the rain, and the Jaguars dominating the Colts. The episode also features Who's Back of the Week, birthday shout-outs, and live updates on Sunday Night Football.

  • The Detroit Lions secured a hard-fought win over the Vikings by leaning on running back Jameer Gibbs, who wore down the defense to control the clock and seal the victory. 13:11
  • The Pittsburgh Steelers continued their dominance over the Cleveland Browns by relying on a suffocating pass rush and a powerful run game led by Jalen Warren. 8:14
  • The Tampa Bay Buccaneers relied entirely on their running game and defense, winning a game without completing a single pass. 1:31:50
  • The Denver Broncos pulled off a stunning upset against the Kansas City Chiefs thanks to a crucial goal-line stand in the final seconds. 2:09:07

Chapters

  1. 0:00
    Show Intro and Advertisements

    Hosts introduce the episode, list sponsors, and outline the week’s NFL coverage.

  2. 1:16
    Fastest Two Minutes Segment

    The hosts preview the fast‑two‑minutes recap of the week’s games.

  3. 3:16
    Vikings vs. Ravens Game Recap

    Discussion of the Vikings’ loss to the Ravens, highlighting key plays and player performances.

  4. 8:14
    Cowboys vs. Cardinals Game Recap

    Analysis of the Cowboys’ blowout loss to the Cardinals, focusing on offensive struggles and defensive highlights.

  5. 9:16
    Sunday Night Football and Future Games

    Hosts preview Sunday Night Football, discuss upcoming matchups, and wrap up the episode with final thoughts.

  6. 11:08
    Broncos vs. Chiefs Game Recap

    Review of the Broncos’ narrow victory over the Chiefs, noting the late‑game comeback and key player contributions.

  7. 44:50
    Fagnano’s Potential Impact on the Team

    The hosts debate whether Joe Fagnano can become a viable player and how the team’s fan club, the Nanos, might support him.

  8. 47:07
    Garrett Bowles: The Long‑Time Unused Lineman

    Discussion about Garrett Bowles’ career, his lack of touches, and the desire to give him a reception in every game.

  9. 50:00
    Chevy and DraftKings Commercial Break

    A brief ad segment featuring Chevy Silverado and DraftKings, interrupting the conversation before the next game recap.

  10. 51:59
    Bengals vs Titans: A High‑Scoring Thriller

    Recap of the 79‑point game, highlighting Joe Burrow’s performance and the Bengals’ offensive strengths.

  11. 1:03:00
    Cowboys vs Cardinals: A Choke‑Filled Loss

    Analysis of the Cowboys’ collapse, Gardner Minshew’s role, and the Cardinals’ historic comeback streak.

  12. 1:19:27
    Raiders vs Jets: Memes and Game Breakdown

    Review of the 38‑33 Jets win, focusing on offensive and defensive issues and player performances.

  13. 1:26:00
    Season Outlook and Team Futures

    Concluding thoughts on team trajectories, potential wins, and the overall state of the NFL after week eight.

  14. 1:30:10
    Draft Strategy Debate

    Hosts discuss which positions to target in the upcoming draft, debating between quarterbacks and defensive players.

  15. 1:32:51
    Falcons vs. Buccaneers Game Analysis

    Review of the Falcons' loss to the Buccaneers, focusing on the defensive dominance and the decision to run the ball.

  16. 1:42:16
    Colts Performance and Future Outlook

    Critique of the Colts’ recent games, speculation on coaching changes, and discussion of player trades and roster moves.

  17. 1:48:20
    Seasonal Outlook and Betting Lines

    Hosts cover upcoming games, betting lines, and potential playoff implications across multiple divisions.

  18. 1:51:02
    Patriots vs. Dolphins Breakdown

    Examination of the Patriots’ comeback win over the Dolphins, highlighting key plays and defensive adjustments.

  19. 2:03:57
    Chargers Struggles and Offense Issues

    Analysis of the Chargers’ offensive woes, including missed field goals and lack of touchdowns, and the impact on team morale.

  20. 2:09:07
    Broncos vs. Chiefs Passing of the Torch

    Discussion of the Broncos’ victory over the Chiefs, noting the defensive performance and the significance of the win for the AFC West.

  21. 2:13:34
    Wrap‑Up and Final Thoughts

    Final reflections on the week’s games, team trajectories, and a brief look ahead to the next week’s matchups.

Highlights

Quotes

  • “He threw three picks. He threw five touchdowns, 462 yards, ran in the, the, what was the game winning touchdown.”
    Unnamed speaker · 53:32
  • “He's the, uh, second guy in the history of the league to, to have 450 yards, five pass touchdowns and a rush touchdown in the game.”
    Unnamed speaker · 54:28
  • “It's like a pit stop in NASCAR. If you time it perfectly, it gives you such a nice little boost for like the next two weeks.”
    Unnamed speaker · 1:05:14
  • “The Cowboys defense is so bad. The Cowboys have allowed twenty or more points in fifteen games, fifteen games in a row. That's the longest active streak in the league right now.”
    Unnamed speaker · 1:09:09
  • “Got to go through it sometimes though. Can't fast forward life. That's what I always say.”
    Unnamed speaker · 1:26:04
  • “Bucky Irving was a beast.”
    Unnamed speaker · 1:32:51
  • “The first team to win by double digits without completing a pass since the nineteen forty-five Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Chicago Cardinals, twenty-three to zero in week eight.”
    Unnamed speaker · 1:35:35
  • “The Chargers have gone 27 straight drives without a TD.”
    Unnamed speaker · 2:03:57
  • “He played clean enough. Just when you think he, just when you think he's the worst quarterback in the league, that's when he's about to do something special.”
    Unnamed speaker · 2:18:44
  • “We don't wanna win too many games because DQ's gotta go.”
    Unnamed speaker · 2:45:04
  • DraftKings 0:50–1:28
  • State Farm 1:23–2:29
  • Chevy 12:07–12:38
  • Chevy 50:06–51:10
  • DraftKings 50:31–51:53
  • Kraken 1:17:44–1:18:49
  • NASCAR 1:18:46–1:19:31
  • BlueChew 1:50:00–1:51:02
  • rowback.com 2:19:35–2:19:53
  • Twisted Tea 2:26:54–2:27:38

About this episode

NFL Week 8 and we start with Fastest 2 Minutes. We then get to every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:11:48) Lions 19, Vikings 15 (00:11:48-00:26:42) Steelers 27, Browns 6 (00:26:42-00:39:16) Bills 36, Ravens 10 (00:39:16-00:49:04) Bengals 43, Titans 36 (00:49:04-01:00:45) Cardinals 33, Cowboys 30 (01:00:45-01:17:50) Raiders 38, Jets 33 (01:17:50-01:30:01) Bucs 16, Falcons 0 (01:30:01-01:39:42) Jaguars 42, Colts 7 (01:39:42-01:49:23) Patriots 24, Dolphins 19 (01:49:23-02:00:33) Rams 24, Chargers 9 (02:00:33-02:07:27) Broncos 28, Chiefs 24 (02:07:27-02:17:57) We talk SNF and who's back of the week. (02:17:57-02:45:36) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take https://barstool.link/pardon-my-take

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Topics

  • Broncos
  • Cowboys
  • Chargers
  • Chiefs
  • Jets
  • Vikings
  • Patriots
  • Bengals
  • Cardinals
  • Ravens

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