NFL Week 8, Fastest 2 Minutes, Cowboys Meltdown, Lions Huge Win, Broncos Steal The Chiefs Magic Plus Who's Back Of The Week
- 2h 47m
- Transcript
Summary
Written by a model from the transcript; not yet reviewed.
This week's football recap covers all the action from NFL Week 8, starting with the fastest two minutes and diving deep into the biggest games and storylines. The hosts discuss the Vikings finally taking a loss to the Lions behind a phenomenal performance from Jameer Gibbs, the Cowboys blowing a game in epic fashion to the Cardinals, and the Broncos stealing a victory against the Chiefs with a massive fourth-quarter push and goal-line stand. Other notable matchups include the Steelers sweeping the Browns for the first time in over thirty years, the Raiders outlasting the Jets in a high-scoring shootout, the Buccaneers shutting out the Falcons in the rain, and the Jaguars dominating the Colts. The episode also features Who's Back of the Week, birthday shout-outs, and live updates on Sunday Night Football.
- The Detroit Lions secured a hard-fought win over the Vikings by leaning on running back Jameer Gibbs, who wore down the defense to control the clock and seal the victory. 13:11
- The Pittsburgh Steelers continued their dominance over the Cleveland Browns by relying on a suffocating pass rush and a powerful run game led by Jalen Warren. 8:14
- The Tampa Bay Buccaneers relied entirely on their running game and defense, winning a game without completing a single pass. 1:31:50
- The Denver Broncos pulled off a stunning upset against the Kansas City Chiefs thanks to a crucial goal-line stand in the final seconds. 2:09:07
Chapters
- 0:00Show Intro and Advertisements
Hosts introduce the episode, list sponsors, and outline the week’s NFL coverage.
- 1:16Fastest Two Minutes Segment
The hosts preview the fast‑two‑minutes recap of the week’s games.
- 3:16Vikings vs. Ravens Game Recap
Discussion of the Vikings’ loss to the Ravens, highlighting key plays and player performances.
- 8:14Cowboys vs. Cardinals Game Recap
Analysis of the Cowboys’ blowout loss to the Cardinals, focusing on offensive struggles and defensive highlights.
- 9:16Sunday Night Football and Future Games
Hosts preview Sunday Night Football, discuss upcoming matchups, and wrap up the episode with final thoughts.
- 11:08Broncos vs. Chiefs Game Recap
Review of the Broncos’ narrow victory over the Chiefs, noting the late‑game comeback and key player contributions.
- 44:50Fagnano’s Potential Impact on the Team
The hosts debate whether Joe Fagnano can become a viable player and how the team’s fan club, the Nanos, might support him.
- 47:07Garrett Bowles: The Long‑Time Unused Lineman
Discussion about Garrett Bowles’ career, his lack of touches, and the desire to give him a reception in every game.
- 50:00Chevy and DraftKings Commercial Break
A brief ad segment featuring Chevy Silverado and DraftKings, interrupting the conversation before the next game recap.
- 51:59Bengals vs Titans: A High‑Scoring Thriller
Recap of the 79‑point game, highlighting Joe Burrow’s performance and the Bengals’ offensive strengths.
- 1:03:00Cowboys vs Cardinals: A Choke‑Filled Loss
Analysis of the Cowboys’ collapse, Gardner Minshew’s role, and the Cardinals’ historic comeback streak.
- 1:19:27Raiders vs Jets: Memes and Game Breakdown
Review of the 38‑33 Jets win, focusing on offensive and defensive issues and player performances.
- 1:26:00Season Outlook and Team Futures
Concluding thoughts on team trajectories, potential wins, and the overall state of the NFL after week eight.
- 1:30:10Draft Strategy Debate
Hosts discuss which positions to target in the upcoming draft, debating between quarterbacks and defensive players.
- 1:32:51Falcons vs. Buccaneers Game Analysis
Review of the Falcons' loss to the Buccaneers, focusing on the defensive dominance and the decision to run the ball.
- 1:42:16Colts Performance and Future Outlook
Critique of the Colts’ recent games, speculation on coaching changes, and discussion of player trades and roster moves.
- 1:48:20Seasonal Outlook and Betting Lines
Hosts cover upcoming games, betting lines, and potential playoff implications across multiple divisions.
- 1:51:02Patriots vs. Dolphins Breakdown
Examination of the Patriots’ comeback win over the Dolphins, highlighting key plays and defensive adjustments.
- 2:03:57Chargers Struggles and Offense Issues
Analysis of the Chargers’ offensive woes, including missed field goals and lack of touchdowns, and the impact on team morale.
- 2:09:07Broncos vs. Chiefs Passing of the Torch
Discussion of the Broncos’ victory over the Chiefs, noting the defensive performance and the significance of the win for the AFC West.
- 2:13:34Wrap‑Up and Final Thoughts
Final reflections on the week’s games, team trajectories, and a brief look ahead to the next week’s matchups.
Highlights
- 4:00
Bills Crush Ravens in Buffalostory
The Buffalo Bills easily handle a depleted Ravens team led by third-string quarterback Joe Fagnano, cruising to a 36-10 victory.
- 5:27
Raiders Outgun Jets in MetLifestory
The Raiders defeat the Jets 38-33 in a wild shootout where tight ends dominated and the defenses struggled to make key stops.
- 7:16
Bengals Outlast Titans in Shootoutstory
Joe Burrow accounts for over 460 yards and six total touchdowns as the Bengals edge out the Titans 43-36 in a thrilling overtime finish.
- 8:14
Cardinals Complete Epic Comebackstory
Gardner Minshew leads a stunning fourth-quarter comeback, erasing a 14-point deficit to defeat the Cowboys 33-30 in overtime.
- 13:54
Lions Control Game With Gibbsstrategy
Jameer Gibbs carries the offense with 153 rushing yards and a touchdown as the Lions grind out a 19-15 win over the blitz-heavy Vikings.
- 1:31:50
Buccaneers Win Without Passinginsight
Baker Mayfield goes 0-for-3 with zero passing yards, but the Buccaneers still shut out the Falcons 16-0 behind strong running and defense.
- 2:09:07
Broncos Upset Chiefs at Homestory
The Broncos defense holds strong with a massive goal-line stand in the final seconds to defeat the Chiefs 28-24 in Mile High.
Quotes
“He threw three picks. He threw five touchdowns, 462 yards, ran in the, the, what was the game winning touchdown.”
Unnamed speaker · 53:32 “He's the, uh, second guy in the history of the league to, to have 450 yards, five pass touchdowns and a rush touchdown in the game.”
Unnamed speaker · 54:28 “It's like a pit stop in NASCAR. If you time it perfectly, it gives you such a nice little boost for like the next two weeks.”
Unnamed speaker · 1:05:14 “The Cowboys defense is so bad. The Cowboys have allowed twenty or more points in fifteen games, fifteen games in a row. That's the longest active streak in the league right now.”
Unnamed speaker · 1:09:09 “Got to go through it sometimes though. Can't fast forward life. That's what I always say.”
Unnamed speaker · 1:26:04 “Bucky Irving was a beast.”
Unnamed speaker · 1:32:51 “The first team to win by double digits without completing a pass since the nineteen forty-five Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Chicago Cardinals, twenty-three to zero in week eight.”
Unnamed speaker · 1:35:35 “The Chargers have gone 27 straight drives without a TD.”
Unnamed speaker · 2:03:57 “He played clean enough. Just when you think he, just when you think he's the worst quarterback in the league, that's when he's about to do something special.”
Unnamed speaker · 2:18:44 “We don't wanna win too many games because DQ's gotta go.”
Unnamed speaker · 2:45:04
Sponsored segments
- DraftKings 0:50–1:28
- State Farm 1:23–2:29
- Chevy 12:07–12:38
- Chevy 50:06–51:10
- DraftKings 50:31–51:53
- Kraken 1:17:44–1:18:49
- NASCAR 1:18:46–1:19:31
- BlueChew 1:50:00–1:51:02
- rowback.com 2:19:35–2:19:53
- Twisted Tea 2:26:54–2:27:38
About this episode
NFL Week 8 and we start with Fastest 2 Minutes. We then get to every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:11:48) Lions 19, Vikings 15 (00:11:48-00:26:42) Steelers 27, Browns 6 (00:26:42-00:39:16) Bills 36, Ravens 10 (00:39:16-00:49:04) Bengals 43, Titans 36 (00:49:04-01:00:45) Cardinals 33, Cowboys 30 (01:00:45-01:17:50) Raiders 38, Jets 33 (01:17:50-01:30:01) Bucs 16, Falcons 0 (01:30:01-01:39:42) Jaguars 42, Colts 7 (01:39:42-01:49:23) Patriots 24, Dolphins 19 (01:49:23-02:00:33) Rams 24, Chargers 9 (02:00:33-02:07:27) Broncos 28, Chiefs 24 (02:07:27-02:17:57) We talk SNF and who's back of the week. (02:17:57-02:45:36) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take https://barstool.link/pardon-my-take
Transcript
33,004 words · 8 speakers
Topics
- Broncos
- Cowboys
- Chargers
- Chiefs
- Jets
- Vikings
- Patriots
- Bengals
- Cardinals
- Ravens
Page updated · transcript and summary are machine-generated