NFL Week 1, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills/Texans Thriller, Bears Drop A 50 Burger, Eagles vs Commanders Plus Who's Back Of The Week

Football is back and we start with Fastest 2 minutes and then recap every game from Sunday. (00:00:00-00:12:59) Bills 36, Texans 31 (00:12:59-00:25:39) Lions 31, Saints 30 (00:25:39-00:38:24) Bengals 33, Bucs 27 (00:38:24-00:43:51) Ravens 41, Colts 23 (00:43:51-00:54:38) Bears 49, Panthers 37 (00:54:38-01:05:08) Steelers 20, Falcons 13 (01:05:08-01:18:02) Jets 23, Titans 10 (01:18:02-01:34:23) Jaguars 34, Browns 10 (01:34:23-01:47:42) Raiders 27, Dolphins 13 (01:47:42-01:57:42) Vikings 39, Packers 22 (01:57:42-02:09:19) Cardinals 26, Chargers 14 (02:09:19-02:22:45) Eagles 24, Commanders 22 (02:22:45-02:39:38) Giants 28, Cowboys 20 (02:39:38-02:43:05) We then finish with who's back of the week. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take https://barstool.link/pardon-my-take

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  On today's Part of My Take presented by DraftKings, it is week one in the NFL. We just watched 12 hours of football and we're here to recap all of it. We're going to start as always with fastest two minutes. It is back. Then we're going to recap every single game. We're going to talk about every single game. We had Bills Texans game that was phenomenal overtime in Detroit. After Tyler Shuck woke up, the Bears scored 59 points. The commanders and Eagles played to a kind of exciting game towards the end. And we had the Giants announce that they might be back on Sunday Night Football. We're going to talk about all of it. We're going to also do who's back of the week. We're going to get right back to the show.

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  Welcome to Part of My Take presented by DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Monday, September 14th, week one.

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  Welcome back to the 2026 NFL League Year.

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  Some spread. We start in the Queen City where Ben Johnson was king as Caleb Robin Williams said, "It's not your fault. If you doubt this, fire, but you'll end up looking like Patch Adams with a clown nose." It came from all angles as Deandre Taylor Swift said, "I've felt a hole like this never before and ever since." She was talking about some stupid breakup chick shit, TJ. Deandre was talking about 124 yards and three touchdowns. Even Kyle, now here's a man on guy, got in on the action rushing for 100 yards as the Carolina defense looked like a bunch of pussycats all afternoon. It wasn't all bad for the

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  Panthers though, as Bryce "Forever Young," I want to be forever young, played fast and had a good business plan utilizing Coker multiple times in the afternoon, like they were playing a little pitch and catch in the Penn State Delta Upsilon backyard.

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  You mean State Fin Boom?

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  State Penn. In the summer of burgers, it was the Bears posting one of their own. Bears 59, Panthers 37.

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  We go up to Detroit, Michigan, where Jared Kushner Goff was trying to negotiate the reopening of the straight of more dudes as all the fellas were calling out, "Mine, mine, mine." Every time the ball was in the air and Gibbs was saying, "I ran for 156 yards and two touchdowns." The Lions pass catchers of St. Brown, Laporta, and Jamison had the Saints defense over a barrel. And if all that money spent on offense seems a little crude, just switch to the always electric Tesla. Chase, "We are young," had a lot of fun, period, but didn't count on Goff trying his very best to throw the fumble forward, ending up with the most productive sack ever, besides maybe my good friend Philip Rivers. Sucks.

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  The second half turned into a street fight as Tyler Duck, if you shock, was out for blood with the rest of the crime mob. It was a ludicrous second half with Saints tight end, "I want to Noah, Noah, Noah, what's your fad?" A C scored a touchdown and the Saints come marching back, forcing overtime. The Lions scored first, giving the Saints a chance to win with the ball as they score a touchdown and go for two. Incomplete as Kellen in the name of Moore said, "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me." Some of those with fat asses are the same who drop passes as the Saints fall just short on the road. Lions win 31-30. Saints don't go marching. And we head to Meadowlands where memes, oh no, we head to Nashville where memes was

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  there to see his Jets start 1-0.

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  In Nashville, Aaron Glennie and the Jets took on Robert Sala and the boys. Omar coming Cooper set up Kenyon Sheik and Sadiq with no hands for the rookie's first NFL touchdown. Gino know who you're messing with, Holmes Smith, and the New York Jets were finding a way to exploit a hooker in the secondary. Jets kicking game got off to a rough start until, no, Jason, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong for not believing in yourself and hitting two 50-plus yard field goals in the second half to extend the lead to a three score game. Cam Ward and Norton thought this year would be his Shawshank redemption, only to be revealed at the end that there was a gaping hole in his asshole chiseled out by the Jets' defense behind a poster of Rita Hayworth. The Titans offense was so bad, new first

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  round pick Cornell Ohio State was screaming, "Just take me off the field if you're not going to throw it to me." Jets spoil Robert Sala's Titans debut. Jets 23, Titans 10.

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  Great job memes. We head to Cincinnati where Zach was there to see his Bucks.

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  In Cincinnati, the Tampa Bay Bucks go full Tampa Bay cuck mode early on, taking a seat in the corner as they watch Demetrius night night sleep tight, don't let the turnovers bite, recover a fumble and take it to the crib. Shortly after, Chase Millie Bobby Brown goes all upside down from five yards out as he uses telekinetic fury to split the Bucks' defense and remind them that scoreboards don't lie. In the second half, putting an end to the age old question, would you rather Josiah Trotter or a thought daughter? It's Trotter up on the score. After Mojo Jojo Burrow throws it like a total powerpuff girl, turning over the ball, Trotter scubus his way into the end zone, no goggles for six

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  points. But unfortunately for some, Burrow and the Bengals bring it around town and secure the secret formula for the win as they sing, "F is for fumble four times a game. U is for under pressure. N is for nobody in the backfield. Could the Bucks get a stop? No, never." Bengals 33, Bucks 27.

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  Great job Zach. We now head to Indianapolis where Hank was there for Ravens Colts. In Indianapolis, where the roof was closed, Jonathan Taylor Swift started things off in the first quarter when he ran the B in the EZ and said, "Hi Ravens D, it's me. I'm the problem. It's me." Lamar Michael Jackson responded, "If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a..." Five yard carry turned into a touchdown to take a one point lead. Derrick Henry lock was started right and then cut back left for a four yard score. And then Zay was smoking purple flowers, huh? It was burning his chest, but not enough to stop him from breaking a 54 yard touchdown reception

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  to give the Ravens a huge lead. Derrick Henry Cavill said, "Superman that hoe, now watch me you." On the way to the end zone for a second score and the Ravens go flocking 41-23. Thanks Hank. In Pittsburgh, there was a Sunday Warrior mean, mean stride. Today's starting quarterback, mean, mean pride as Cooper Rush took the field for the Falcons, looking to victory. Neil Pert at the end of the game. Nowadays, everybody want to talk like they got something to say, but nothing comes out when they move the lips. Just a bunch of gibberish. Motherfuckers act like they forgot about TJ as Watt absolutely wrecked the game when it Marshall mathered the most in the fourth quarter, taking a pick back

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  for six and sealing a Steelers victory. Darnell Washington laid the Shaleen Woodley and fucked a guy with a stiff arm right in front of Aaron Rodgers. But all is good in Pittsburgh as Rodgers and Mike McCarthy are back to being happily married couple and the Steelers start 1-0. Steelers 20, Falcons 13. We go down to Houston, Texas, where the Buffalo Bills haven't won since 2006 when Big Cat and PFT were still in college and the iPhone hadn't been invented yet. Man, those guys are old. The Bills have a completely different look with Joe Tom Brady giving

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  this franchise a complete facelift. And Josh Allen, much like Shaquille O'Neal, is always looking to DJ Moore. The Texans offense looked back in sharp form as star of David Montgomery showed his ability to have six points. And no matter what common sense tells you, Nico Carlinsy Clancy is not at fault for this loss, according to his usually insane team defense that gave up 400 yards. The Texans had the ball at closing time and on the final drive, CJ Stroud, put your hands up and Stroud held on to the ball a little too soft now, a little too soft now. Throw your hands up and Stroud.

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  CJ loses and no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. Bills 35, Texans 31. To full field with Max and the Eagles.

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  We head over to full field where Dontavion Meow Mix got things going early on a deep ball that had Mikey Sanders still looking like a little pussycat. The commanders punt team was busy and their gunner Tyler Owens Wilson had one of the coolest plays in the NFL today that had everyone saying, "Wow." The commander's defense kept them in the game in large part by Sonny and Cher Stiles telling the rest of the team, I got you babe, as he dominated the entire game. But in the end, it was Dallas Buyers Club Goddard fucking the commander's defense so hard that he may have given them AIDS as he scored his second tunt that ended up being the game winner.

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  Whoa, boom. You know what, magic, boom, you know, Magic Johnson is a part owner of the commanders. Dear, dear friend.

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  That is true.

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  I don't know why I started doing Obama. Uh, but look, let's be clear, AIDS is nothing to joke about. I love cigarettes. It's okay. Back to you, Bo.

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  Eagles 24, commanders 22.

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  Standing on the corner, Jameis Winston in Hoboken, such a fine sight to see. It scattered through my Lord and he's looking to score and they're throwing touchdowns to likely. We all knew it. The Cowboys screwed it. Just like when Hank went to your playoff game and blew it. You blew it, Hanky.

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  Okay, week one in the books.

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  Mostly.

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  Mostly we got the Giants and Cowboys, uh, starting their second half, which we will talk about at the end after Dak Prescott, what the fuck are you doing interception to end the first half that ended up in Giants points? Giants, Giants look live. They're, they're, they, it feels like they got some juice to them.

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  Yeah.

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  That's good, you know, the electricity in the building, but week one in the books, boys, it was an incredible week one. There were so many points. It was great to have football back. It was bad. I actually, did you see any tweets, uh, PFT about red zone being broken right as week one was about to start? Because I, I saw a couple of those and we're, we're lucky enough to have a setup where we have all the games in front of us and we don't have to watch on red zone. But I'd like to just say that if red zone was broken for even like one minute of the start of week one, that might be one of the worst things that's ever happened to anyone.

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  So it could be broken. If it's going to be broken, I think the first couple of minutes is fine.

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  No.

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  Because there are no, no touchdown.

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  No, but you need it like, that's the moment we've all been waiting for.

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  I like the clock.

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  That's the moment that we're like, hey, we're here.

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  Zero.

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  Yeah.

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  That's a good moment. If it just honestly, if you got stuck at zero and then Scott Hanson didn't show up, I might think like, oh, what happened with all the AI shit over the weekend? Is this actually a simulation and we're all dead and NFL is never coming back?

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  Yeah, no, that the, the, the first moment where we sit down and all the games kick off and you're just completely flooded with too much football. And that's not a complaint. That's just a fact. We're just not ready. We, I think everyone to a man said that at some point early Sunday, like there's just so much football going on, eight games. We just, your, your eyes aren't ready for it. Your brain isn't ready for it. And we had so much action. It was a great week one.

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  It's week one for podcasters too. So yeah, well, it's always overwhelming. Week one, we have to like, kind of ease our way back into it. But man, it was, it was a lot of points today. I read a stat that the average, uh, this week, there's obviously a couple of games left, the rest of the Sunday night and then Monday night football, uh, still to go, but it would be the highest average scoring week one since 1962.

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  Yeah.

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  Which, hey, we, we deserve this.

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  There was a lot of points. There was games where there was no points and then there was a ton of points, Lions, Saints, which we'll get to, which was overtime. We had an overtime game. We had a shootout. We had the Bills Texans. Let's start with that. Let's get into it. So we're going to go through every single game. Bills 36, Texans 31. This was the best game of the early slate, probably of the day in terms of, uh, it felt like a playoff game. There was big play after big play. The Bills end up winning with, uh, the combo of a seven play, 96 yard game winning drive by Josh Allen in the offense, and then a strip sack of CJ Stroud after CJ Stroud, who did a pretty good job today, got the Texans all the way down the field into the red zone to potentially win the game with like 15 seconds left. It was awesome to watch though.

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  Do you think that this is a, a good thing to walk away from as Texans fans or a really bad thing to walk away from? Because the offense looks serviceable. It looked, it looked pretty good. I don't want to say like really good, but there were moments, it was a solid performance by the offense.

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  Well, the, the, what the offense had was they had a run game. David Montgomery, it wasn't like he was just ripping them up, but he did score, uh, three total touchdowns and it did give them the ability to CJ Stroud looked more comfortable. CJ Stroud had a nice day. Yeah, I think the offense looked good. I think you're, I think you're walking away, even though you lost somewhat positively because the Bills with Joe Brady, this is something that they, that no team had seen before. I know the Texans have played the Bills a couple of times and kind of dominated them, but it was very clear to me that Joe Brady's offense is going to look different as a head coach than it did as an offensive coordinator. Because the chunk plays and Josh Allen said it after the game. He was like chunk plays. The chunk plays were insane.

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  They were basically like just chucking the ball down the field. Josh Allen had 11 completions over, over 10 air yards, which is tied for the most in his career in a game. He was six for seven on those type of throws, 149 yards and a touchdown in just the first half. This is clearly what Joe Brady is going to do. They're gonna, they're going to take shot after shot after shot. It felt like every time we looked up, there was another shot going down the field. And instead of like, remember when the, remember when the Bills, like a couple of years ago, there was like that big, like, hey, we got to establish the run and we got to be methodical. Joe Brady's like, no, no, wait, we have Josh Allen. We have the best quarterback in the league. Let's just, let's just dice them up. And it was clear that it kind of caught the Texans off guard.

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  Yeah. So I was going to say like, would you rather be the Texans and then you end up, uh, like having the offense look decent in a loss? But then on the other hand, the defense, which was supposed to be your strong suit.

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  Yeah.

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  And your weapon, which has been like your rock, got gashed today. Now it is, you're right. Like nobody knew what to expect from, from Joe Brady. I guess you could kind of predict some of the stuff that he liked to do and some of the tendencies, but he was, he was different enough. A lot of the, he had the, uh, the design downfield lateral, which rocked early in the game. And it does seem like Josh Allen, he has, I think he's been given the green light.

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  Yeah. So I'm saying, yeah, no, he's going to chuck it.

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  I think he's got the green light and I think he's looking at DJ Moore and saying to himself like, I haven't had somebody that I can just green light it to like this since digs when he was here. And, uh, he was kind of just spamming it downfield. Like if, if DJ had a step, if he was in even double coverage, but maybe he beat one of the two guys, he was saying, fuck it, I'm going to throw it deep.

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  And not even DJ, not even just DJ Moore, Dalton Kincaid had his best career game. Like at 130 yards, he had the best game by a Bills tight end since 1967. That's how long it had been since a, a Bills tight end had that many yards. Yeah, no, it, I think that Joe Brady is, it, I, he, I'm not trying to put blame on Sean McDermott, but it is different when you're the offensive coordinator. You don't get to make all the, like you make the calls, but there's probably a game plan and hey, here's how we want to play football. And I think the Bills are just going to be a lot more aggressive. And the Texans, yeah, I think the tech, like those type of games can happen to a defense where it hadn't happened to the Texans defense since 2023. That was the most points they'd given up in, uh, two years. But you can get into those type of games every now and then where it's like your defense isn't bad.

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  You just got into a game where shit kind of spiraled. So I wouldn't be worried if I were a Texans fan. I'd be pumped if I were a Bills fan because they're like, that's what you've been looking for, for a while where it's like, let's take shots, let's be aggressive and just, and just try to like Josh Allen, like I said, he said it himself, like let's score, let's score touchdowns in five or six plays instead of 15.

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  Hmm. First win for the Buffalo Bills in Houston since 2006, I believe.

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  Wow.

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  In 20 years and won there for a long time.

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  That is a long time.

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  Very long time. And right after the game, Josh was like, yeah, at first right, right head, we love playing here. I'm just going to address that head on.

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  Yeah.

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  It is, I, I don't disagree with Will Anderson when he says this might be an AFC championship preview. I think it very well could be.

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  Yeah, it was a great game.

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  And I thought, I thought CJ Stroud looked okay. Like he had some, some bad fumbles. But overall, I think, yeah, the, I think if you're the Houston Texans bummed that you didn't win this game, you really want to beat the Buffalo Bills. You've had their number. But, but to see signs of life like that from the offense, it's not the worst loss that you could have.

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  No.

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  I would say this is, it's one of the better losses of the week.

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  Though a worse loss would have been if your defense was dominant, but CJ Stroud couldn't put up anything and you did basically a repeat of the end of last year. That would bum you out a lot more than what you saw where CJ Stroud looked like the old CJ Stroud. It's just the defense. I, it was weird because they, it didn't feel like there, there were moments where the, the Texans were, were getting harassing Josh Allen, but they didn't blitz a to, like a ton. And, uh, Josh Allen, like, if you don't, I mean, he, if he has time, he's just going to make plays. He was make a couple of Superman plays and he's just, he's just, he just play, he's playing on the quarterback on a different level. He had another two touchdown passing, two touchdown running game. That's his ninth career game with two and at least two and two.

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  And, uh, second place overall in the entire NFL history is Steve Young with four. So he's got five more than the second most. Like that's, he's just playing in a different, he also was the first quarterback to have a combined 300 touchdowns in his first nine seasons. 300 touchdowns is a lot of touchdowns.

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  That's pretty good.

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  And that's really, really good.

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  Because I know you feel the same way as I do, but I, getting, getting the season opening text from Boom.

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  Oh, yeah.

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  To start the year is just, it's just so awesome to get that for, he learned how to use emojis this year, which is kind of crazy.

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  Thumbs up in the football.

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  Yep. Thumbs up in the football.

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  And I sent him his own picture of no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills.

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  Yeah. And, uh, it just, I don't know, it just feels to me like ESPN Superbowl, maybe this is the year for Josh.

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  Oh, you think that's?

• 21:47Speaker 02

  Maybe this might be the Bills.

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  They're scripting it?

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  I, if I were to write the script, I would have Boomer interviewing Josh Allen on the field after they win a Superbowl.

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  Yeah.

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  Think it like, like, like you can, you can picture that. You close your eyes, Boomer's probably like sweating through a few shirts, confetti sticking to like his armpits.

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  Yep.

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  But the Bills win.

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  Yeah.

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  You got that big giant ass wallet protruding.

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  I love it.

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  Ass grew like nine times.

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  I have a question, Hank. Why did you make that TV faster than this TV?

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  I did not.

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  But you were playing with them.

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  I was turning it on.

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  Oh, okay. That's way faster.

• 22:22Speaker 04

  That TV is usually way slower.

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  Yeah. So you, you made it so it was way faster.

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  I did not. I can try and fix it.

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  But that TV was always way slower than you were messing with it. Now it's way faster.

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  I was just turning it on.

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  Messing with it.

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  You were.

• 22:35Speaker 05

  I looked, I thought you were trying to get them on sync.

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  No, I was just turning.

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  No, he was trying to get his faster. BFT, I like where you're going though.

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  I mean, you can.

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  Chris Berman.

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  That you look at that TV.

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  No, I don't. I was looking right at that TV.

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  Because Allen's usually faster.

• 22:50Speaker 00

  Well, no, you could make them the same speed.

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  Ninety percent of our conversations week one are about which TV is ahead and which TV is behind and, and which game should be on that TV that's not on that TV.

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  BFT, you're out of the room. He was messing with the TVs. That TV is usually slower and he made his TV faster. So the TV that he's looking at is faster.

• 23:09Speaker 02

  This one can be faster because memes sometimes just, he tips his hand.

• 23:13Speaker 00

  No, but memes also has streams up. Hank usually says this one's slower.

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  You think memes streams private in the booth?

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  Yeah. No, no, no. We watch that. We watch that one.

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  This one.

• 23:23Speaker 05

  We for sure watch that.

• 23:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, memes has this one ahead sometimes.

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  Hank said that that one's usually slower and he was messing with.

• 23:31Speaker 05

  I just look at your guys' faces all. No, you guys normally are faster.

• 23:35Speaker 00

  Right. This is really dumb. No one cares about this, but I, it was.

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  The people need to know.

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  Well, it was, it was bothering me because Hank was messing with it. And then I was like, wait, I'm, I'm like three plays behind.

• 23:46Speaker 05

  It was three plays?

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  Yeah, it was very, very far behind.

• 23:49Speaker 05

  Three plays, too many plays.

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  Uh, anything else on this game? Oh, hey, what do you think about the Bills' performance? You scared Josh Allen? I think Josh Allen is gonna, from what I saw today, feels like he's playing. Do you agree with me? Like he's playing it at a different level?

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  I think it's, I think it's a very fun offense for him to play in.

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  Yeah.

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  I think he's, he's like, he's reached that moment where he's not thinking ever about anything. He just, he just acts. He just, he knows what to do. It's like, in the back of it, it's so far ingrained in him in this offense. And Joe Brady, I think he's taken all the stuff. It looks to me, at least after week one, he's taken all the stuff that he liked to do, that he was good at earlier, and then just turned that up to 11. So I think he's, Josh is probably playing the, the most fun brand of football that he's played.

• 24:30Speaker 00

  Yeah. And he, uh, he didn't get, like, remember the Thursday night game, uh, last year where he got sacked? It felt like a million times. He only got sacked twice today. So the offensive line, which has had a little bit of a turnover, uh, looks like it held up well. And yeah, I doubt, that was a really good game for, for Bills fans that are excited about the Joe Brady era.

• 24:51Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, yeah, Hank, what do you think?

• 24:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm scared. I mean, Josh Allen's in his prime. They looked unbelievable. Uh, they're gonna be the, probably the team to beat in the AFC. I don't, I don't know how you could come away from that game. That game was, an absolutely perfect game to start your NFL week one.

• 25:11Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 25:11Speaker 06

  Sunday.

• 25:11Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 25:12Speaker 06

  It was just a heavyweight blow for blow battle.

• 25:15Speaker 00

  It was nice that they put that on the noon slate. Like, that could have easily been the Friday night game. They could have done Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or the, you know, Sunday night game or the Monday, but they gave us one big one to start the season. It felt like that.

• 25:29Speaker 02

  So we went from, uh, possible AFC championship preview to week two for the Bills. Possible Super Bowl preview.

• 25:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 25:37Speaker 02

  Bills Lions.

• 25:38Speaker 06

  Hmm.

• 25:39Speaker 02

  Thursday night.

• 25:39Speaker 00

  Lions is gonna be fun. Opening the new stadium.

• 25:42Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, that's right. Yeah.

• 25:44Speaker 00

  Yeah. That's gonna be a fun one.

• 25:46Speaker 02

  Wonder how the wind's gonna act there.

• 25:47Speaker 00

  That's gonna be a very fun one. Uh, yeah, the, the Bills look good. Texas, I wouldn't worry. Who do the Texans have next week? I wouldn't worry about Texans. Although the Jaguars, we'll get to the Jaguars, but, oh, Texans.

• 25:58Speaker 02

  Bengals.

• 25:59Speaker 00

  Texas Bengals would be a great game.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  To, uh, maybe great defenses.

• 26:04Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Uh, okay. Speaking of Lions, we were playing on Thursday night football against the Bills. The other great game that we had to start the, the, the NFL season, Lions 31, Saints 30, overtime, was not a great game to start. It was terrible to watch at the beginning. Tyler Shuck, our guy, was horrendous in the first half. We also had one of the most confusing calls I think any of us have ever seen.

• 26:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:34Speaker 00

  In the Jared Goff, uh, what looked like, everything you know about football, looked like a fumble backwards for a Saints touchdown. And then Mike Pereira got on, on the, the column was basically like, well, he started his throwing motion. His intention was to throw it forward, so it doesn't count as a backwards pass.

• 26:53Speaker 02

  This to me, this, this was the, uh, the Berenstain Bears effect.

• 26:57Speaker 00

  I, I felt like I was going crazy.

• 26:59Speaker 02

  We've watched a lot of football.

• 27:00Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 27:01Speaker 02

  And this might be outing myself as a, a non-true ball watcher, but we've watched so much football over the years. I never knew that if you meant to throw the ball forward.

• 27:10Speaker 00

  Right.

• 27:11Speaker 02

  If you got sacked as you were trying your, your very hardest to throw a forward pass, that it would count as if you had in fact thrown a forward pass, even if the ball goes backwards. If, if you watch that play in slow mo, to me, it looked exactly like, uh, like an NFL Films textbook, like, oh, this is Deacon Jones coming off the edge, and this is a textbook sack.

• 27:31Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 27:32Speaker 02

  That's what it looked like from Chase Young. I, I guess that's been a rule for a while, but it's crazy to me. Like, it is, you know how like the Berenstain Bears, that we think, we know something has been a certain way our entire life? And then glitch in the matrix, I guess that's just not a fumble?

• 27:48Speaker 00

  It was, it was doubly confusing because not only was it, if it was a pass, it was a backwards pass, and then it, it was also open hand through the throwing motion, which should be a fumble. I, I don't understand it. I don't understand it at all.

• 28:04Speaker 02

  What we're forgetting is he was trying his very best.

• 28:06Speaker 00

  The ball went flying backwards, flying backwards.

• 28:10Speaker 06

  The tuck rule. It's like a rule that you didn't know existed.

• 28:12Speaker 00

  But it's either a fumble or a pass. In both, both ways, a backwards pass is a fumble. That's the thing that makes no sense.

• 28:19Speaker 02

  But I guess since he fumbled as he was moving forward, then it's not a fumble. It's, it's the dumbest thing ever. And there has to be a time that we've.

• 28:26Speaker 00

  Gaslit up. They gaslit America.

• 28:28Speaker 02

  There has to be a time we've seen this play. I feel like we have seen this play before.

• 28:32Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 28:32Speaker 02

  But apparently it's just not a fumble.

• 28:34Speaker 00

  They gaslit all of America and they're like, you thought you know, knew, you dumb bitch. You don't know the rules to football. Here's something to get a little more confusing. Like I, I've, I, I've been, uh, trying to teach my, my, my kids the rules to football, which, by the way, I don't know if you guys have tried to explain football to, uh, someone, either a, a child or a foreigner.

• 28:54Speaker 02

  Foreigner, yeah.

• 28:55Speaker 00

  God damn it, did they make this game confusing?

• 28:57Speaker 02

  It's very.

• 28:57Speaker 00

  It's really hard to explain to someone and, and like, simple terms. You kind of take it for granted that because we've been watching it so long.

• 29:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:05Speaker 00

  But holy fuck, then you throw in something like this. I wouldn't know what to say. I'd probably just turn off the TV and be like, we don't know, we don't watch football anymore. We don't know the rules.

• 29:13Speaker 06

  Jared Goff against the Saints. Like, there, there's Saints fans that are like, this is fucking, this fucking guy.

• 29:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 29:20Speaker 02

  Well, it's not just even Jared Goff. It's like, this is only a rule that would be enforced against the Saints. If it were to hurt the New Orleans Saints.

• 29:25Speaker 00

  It was crazy. So either way, the, the game, the, the first half was, was a tough watch. Both offenses looked like their quarterbacks hadn't played in the preseason, which was, was the case. Tyler Shuck looked terrible. Uh, Jared Goff, like the, the Lions offense looked kind of clunky. The, the, the Lions defense was, was playing well in the first half. And, uh, then you forgot about Shuck because Shuck woke up and that's our guy. He, like, it was, it was, it was basically, he had one pass. I can't remember. I think it was to Alave that like, it clicked and he was like, oh yeah, I am Tyler Shuck.

• 30:03Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:03Speaker 00

  And from that point on, he was incredible down the stretch. He scored on five out of the last six drives. He ended up with 410 passing yards. I think he's the, the leader in, in, in the NFL right now, uh, for passing yards. He was, he was awesome, but they came up short because they went for two in overtime, which I actually agree with that. You're on the road. The Lions are probably the better team. Uh, why not go for two and try to end the game right there?

• 30:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was the right call. Yeah. It was a hundred percent the right call to go for it. And yeah, just kind of got unlucky, but, um, was it 410 yards for?

• 30:36Speaker 00

  410 yards. The ladder.

• 30:38Speaker 02

  He was the, uh, the leading passer this weekend, I believe, then?

• 30:40Speaker 00

  Yes, he is. He's, he's leading the NFL.

• 30:42Speaker 02

  And, um, there was, uh, there was one interception that even his interceptions are kind of, they're kind of crispy.

• 30:47Speaker 00

  Oh, he looked so bad in the first half?

• 30:49Speaker 02

  That laser that he threw to the linebacker? That was a tough catch. And I think any other quarterback throws that ball, uh, it bounces off the linebacker's hands, but because the spiral's so tight.

• 30:57Speaker 00

  So good.

• 30:58Speaker 02

  It, it's stuck in the linebacker's hands.

• 31:00Speaker 00

  It wasn't just like, he looked bad, but the whole offense looked bad. There was multiple times, I, I feel like just remembering the game, that there would be like a receiver just not turning around and Tyler Shuck throwing it at his back or something like that, where all the timing was off. And then it just flipped and they just came alive and the Lions defense got a little gassed. And, and it became a shootout out of nowhere and it was awesome to watch. And for the Lions, we, I know that we talk about him being the best running back in the NFL because he is, but I feel like somehow Jameer Gibbs is still underrated because he's so, every single time he touches the ball,

• 31:39Speaker 00

  it's like, you know, anything could happen. He's just break, he, he broke 12, he, he forced 12 missed tackles today. He had 186 yards from scrimmage, two touchdowns. He had 36 total touches. And he now has 51 touchdowns in 50 career games. It's, he's just electric to watch. Like every time he touches the ball, you're like, oh my God, what's gonna happen? He's gonna break this.

• 32:03Speaker 02

  You know how, like you said, ride the hot hand? Dan Campbell was just like, yeah, Gibbs is, he is our hot hand.

• 32:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 32:08Speaker 02

  He's our hand, so we're just gonna keep feeding the ball. And, uh, why, why not? Why not do that and just spam Gibbs until, until somebody can stop it?

• 32:15Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 32:16Speaker 02

  Uh, I, I think this, you know what? I'm, I hate to do this in just the second game. I think this was the best loss of the week.

• 32:23Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 32:24Speaker 02

  I think for the Saints, I'm gonna, they jumped the Texans on this.

• 32:27Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 32:28Speaker 02

  I think this is the best loss of the week. Uh, number two right now would be the Houston Texans because they, yeah, they looked bad in the first half. Shuck looked awesome in the second half. The offense looked good in the second half. And, um, Chris Alave's guardian cap just keeps getting bigger.

• 32:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 32:42Speaker 02

  And bigger and bigger.

• 32:43Speaker 00

  But it also, we said it in the cave, it's the best looking guardian cap in the league.

• 32:46Speaker 02

  It's got, yeah, it's gold. It's like a real nice gold. It's got all the undulations in it. You can see, it kind of looks like a, uh, like a transformer.

• 32:54Speaker 05

  I think all of the guardian caps are better this year. I also saw there was a really good looking guardian cap in the Chargers game as well.

• 33:00Speaker 00

  Oh, really?

• 33:01Speaker 05

  They freshened them up. I think they freshened up. They made the, the guardian caps look better.

• 33:05Speaker 00

  Cause they did, it did, it was noticeably better. Chris Alave was awesome in this game. He had 10, 10 catches, 182 yards. And he is one of those guys that, I mean, I have no problem with anyone wearing a guardian cap, but he's one of those guys, I'm happy he's wearing a guardian cap because he, like, anytime he goes down, you're like, oh no, did he hit his head again? And you want to watch him play football.

• 33:23Speaker 02

  He is also the, the slowest guy to get up after every play.

• 33:27Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 33:27Speaker 02

  Like, if he does fall down, you have to think, oh my God, I hope, I hope he's all right. Um, I just had a dumb thought. Why doesn't every defensive player wear a guardian cap?

• 33:37Speaker 02

  You could get like an additional half inch on the size of your helmet that might get in the way.

• 33:41Speaker 00

  True.

• 33:42Speaker 02

  Hit a ball.

• 33:42Speaker 00

  True. Yeah. Every inch matters, right? It's a game of inches.

• 33:45Speaker 02

  I always say that. Yeah.

• 33:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 33:49Speaker 00

  It's, oh yeah, those are better.

• 33:50Speaker 02

  Guarding caps are better this year.

• 33:51Speaker 00

  You're right.

• 33:52Speaker 02

  That's, is that this year or is that last year?

• 33:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, that has to be la- or was this preseason? Must've been preseason. I think they did.

• 33:58Speaker 05

  That was preseason.

• 33:59Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah.

• 34:00Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 34:00Speaker 02

  They look nicer.

• 34:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 34:03Speaker 00

  Do you buy Dan Campbell saying, I'm not concerned about the defense. We gotta tighten some stuff up because they did. The Saints were able to kind of have their way with him in the last quarter and a half.

• 34:12Speaker 02

  I do not buy that. I think he is concerned and I think they just restructured some contracts. I think they're gonna try to sign or trade for, for someone.

• 34:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, they do get Kirby Joseph and Brian Branch back eventually. So that would help, but yeah.

• 34:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, Brian Branch, when he's playing and when he's healthy is one of the best defensive backs in the entire NFL. So that's gonna be huge, but I do think that there, I don't think that, uh, this starting lineup is gonna be the starting lineup for the Lions in say, uh, a month or a month and a half.

• 34:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 34:41Speaker 02

  I think they'll make an addition.

• 34:43Speaker 00

  This is a fun game to watch. Tyler Shuck, he's just gotta start faster because it really was. They, they did kinda just get into a, I mean, they were down 21-0. That game, that game felt like it was completely over. And like I said, he just caught fire and that's kind of what he's done. The end of last year, it's just, can you do it for four quarters?

• 35:02Speaker 02

  Who was, uh, who was in the booth making that, that call on the fumble? Is that Big Ten squad?

• 35:07Speaker 00

  That was, oh, I don't know who was in the booth. Well, Pereira was the one on the, on the mic.

• 35:11Speaker 02

  Selling it to America.

• 35:12Speaker 00

  He was. He was, he was gaslighting us.

• 35:14Speaker 02

  And he's, I, you know what? It's reached a point where I've read the rulebook now. I think they just changed the rulebook today. I think after that call, somebody logged online.

• 35:23Speaker 00

  Yeah. They didn't even give us the, the, the, like, um, courtesy of, of the, hey, this is a point of emphasis. Any ball thrown backwards is not gonna be a fumble anymore.

• 35:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:35Speaker 00

  We would've watched for it in the Hall of Fame game.

• 35:36Speaker 02

  This is ridiculous.

• 35:38Speaker 00

  I see, I feel gaslit.

• 35:40Speaker 02

  No. Did anybody in the booth know that?

• 35:42Speaker 00

  No, it was the most clear fumble ever.

• 35:45Speaker 02

  We watched more.

• 35:46Speaker 06

  We watched the replay. We didn't have the sound on and then, you know, watch another game turn back on. It was like, how did the Lions have the ball back? Like where, where'd the touchdown go?

• 35:53Speaker 05

  I don't care what they, I don't care what they say. That's, that was.

• 35:57Speaker 00

  That was a fumble. I agree. So you think Saints win? You're, are you awarding the Saints a win?

• 36:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, Shuck, Shuck won that game.

• 36:03Speaker 02

  Okay, so who gets the game balls?

• 36:04Speaker 05

  Shuck.

• 36:04Speaker 02

  There are eight of them. Remember it's.

• 36:06Speaker 05

  Lave.

• 36:06Speaker 00

  Lave, Shuck, Chase Young.

• 36:09Speaker 05

  Chase Young, yeah.

• 36:10Speaker 02

  Fumble, yeah.

• 36:11Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 36:13Speaker 02

  The referees for getting the call right, that in your mind?

• 36:16Speaker 00

  Their backup running back who scored a touchdown when we really need, uh,

• 36:20Speaker 05

  We needed HN.

• 36:21Speaker 00

  Travis HN to score.

• 36:22Speaker 02

  Noah Fant?

• 36:23Speaker 00

  Noah Fant on, yes, Saint out of nowhere.

• 36:27Speaker 02

  People forget.

• 36:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, we missed that name, Zach.

• 36:30Speaker 02

  HN?

• 36:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, he, well, no.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  No, no touchdown.

• 36:33Speaker 00

  Kendry Miller.

• 36:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:34Speaker 00

  His, uh, the, should, should deserve it.

• 36:37Speaker 05

  That was another thing I forgot today.

• 36:39Speaker 02

  What?

• 36:40Speaker 05

  I forgot that his name pronunciation is now HN.

• 36:46Speaker 00

  We interviewed him, remember when Hank farted?

• 36:48Speaker 05

  I know, I remember.

• 36:50Speaker 00

  Cause.

• 36:50Speaker 05

  But not, there was a point in the game today where I was like, where I was like, I was like, we're not watching the Dolphins game. Why are we rooting for HN to score?

• 36:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, um, well, I, I do kinda blame Hank because Hank, he picked HN to score, um, in our, our group parlay that we had.

• 37:06Speaker 00

  Do you wanna talk about that Hank? We had seven out of eight.

• 37:08Speaker 02

  And I blame him because I don't blame you for picking him. I blame you for picking him and then mispronouncing his name the entire time. I feel like that was bad.

• 37:17Speaker 06

  I was calling him HN the whole time.

• 37:18Speaker 02

  Not at the start.

• 37:21Speaker 00

  Steven Che was not, but he, he, you know, his brain's gone.

• 37:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, I mean, listen, he, he had his chances. They had, they had their backup score, uh, touchdown from like the one yard line. That's just how football goes sometimes. And, and the last leg was the Packers, so it didn't matter.

• 37:37Speaker 02

  Didn't matter. Yep.

• 37:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 37:39Speaker 02

  Kinda throwing Rico under the bus with that one.

• 37:41Speaker 06

  I didn't say names.

• 37:42Speaker 00

  That's okay. Oh, also.

• 37:43Speaker 05

  Out of you.

• 37:44Speaker 00

  Yeah. Amon Ra is awesome. He's just a, he's a, he's the most dependable, like we need a first down, we'd need a big catch guy, maybe in the league where you're just like, okay, we'll just go to Amon Ra. He's that type of guy.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  The way that, that he run, when they hit him close to the line of scrimmage, from that point on, he kinda runs like he's a tight end.

• 38:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:03Speaker 02

  And he will just run people over and he's usually smaller than some of the guys, like the linebackers, they're taking him down, but if you get him the ball in like a tunnel screen, he will break three tackles. If, if you need six yards, he will get you seven yards.

• 38:15Speaker 00

  And, and not only that, but if you're, yeah, if you, if you're sitting, if the Lions are sitting at like a third and six, you just know that he's going to get open on like a slant or some type of route, uh, like that will get him exactly seven yards to get that first down.

• 38:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:26Speaker 00

  It's crazy. And he, he ended up scoring, uh, the touchdown in overtime. Was, yeah, it was a game winning touchdown, even though we went to a two point conversion. Uh, do you think they should've done two point conversion in, in regulation? Nah, there's too much time. There's like a minute left.

• 38:41Speaker 02

  Go to overtime.

• 38:41Speaker 00

  Gotta go, gotta go to overtime there. The new over, shout out new overtime rules. I mean, they're not new, new, but like it is nice.

• 38:49Speaker 02

  I do.

• 38:49Speaker 00

  To see.

• 38:50Speaker 02

  I do like it.

• 38:51Speaker 00

  The whole thing.

• 38:51Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 38:52Speaker 00

  Uh, all right. Next up, Bengals 33, Bucks 27.

• 38:58Speaker 00

  If I told you, Zach,

• 39:02Speaker 00

  on Friday, that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers would not punt in this game and Jamar Chase would catch two balls for 12 yards, what would you have said the final score would be?

• 39:14Speaker 06

  And a pick six.

• 39:15Speaker 00

  And a pick six.

• 39:16Speaker 02

  I would say that we would win in great fashion.

• 39:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 39:19Speaker 02

  Unbelievable fashion.

• 39:20Speaker 00

  Unfortunately.

• 39:21Speaker 02

  Not the case.

• 39:22Speaker 00

  Four fumbles negated all of that because the Bengals have a defense now.

• 39:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, it was, the whole game came just down to turnovers. Four fumbles, 24 points off of those fumbles. Like, that's an uphill battle for any, for any team.

• 39:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 39:35Speaker 02

  It almost seemed like the Bengals defense was outpacing their offense. Like for, for anybody that's in that locker room on the defensive side, today must've felt like such a great.

• 39:43Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 39:44Speaker 02

  Great moment where you, you hit the locker room after the game. You're like, hey, try to keep up, Joe.

• 39:49Speaker 00

  They gave up 20 points.

• 39:50Speaker 02

  We got you, little bro.

• 39:51Speaker 00

  If the Bengals defense can give up 20 points and, and force that, I mean, obviously they're not gonna force four fumbles every game, but 20 points against a very good, uh, offense in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The Bengals are gonna be a scary, scary team.

• 40:06Speaker 02

  And it's hard to like, you wanna be more frustrated about the like ball security today, but the flip side of that is like, Baker extending a lot of plays is how we get points sometimes. So like, him taking those risks is also like a highlight of the team. So.

• 40:19Speaker 00

  I completely agree with that. You can't, yes, obviously the fumbles are bad and you don't want them. And there was the one where he was going in, but a big part of your offense is Baker being able to keep plays alive and, and kind of like never giving up. Uh, and, and being a tough motherfucker. So yes, sometimes these games will happen, but I came away from this game being like, watch out for the Bengals because like I said, Jamar Chase was two catches for 12 yards. And the Bengals defense had four sacks, six QB hits, forced those four fumbles. They, uh, they, they just played better than they have. I guess they played a little bit better at the end of last year,

• 40:57Speaker 00

  but they look like they are a real unit. And on top of that, the Bengals offensive line played well, like the, the Todd Bowles blitzed a, a decent amount and, and they were, they held up. Joe Burrow said it in the post game, like they did a good job and they won that battle and they were able to run the ball. Joe Burrow was under center more. Joe Burrow ran the ball. Like he said it before the season, he was gonna use his legs more. It felt like the Bengals, that was like a complete Bengals victory, especially early in the season that we haven't seen in a long time.

• 41:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think they finally got the message that we, like, these games in September have to be treated like desperation.

• 41:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 41:33Speaker 02

  Because if you don't stack these, then they're gonna be fucked down the road. But, um, Baker, the, the plays where Baker was getting drilled on, he was doing a good job extending and then just kinda let the guard down. And I think he got, he got ragdolled worse than any quarterback that I saw this week.

• 41:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 41:49Speaker 02

  There were a couple of times where he just, no awareness of where that, the clock should be going on at some point in Baker's head.

• 41:55Speaker 00

  Kyler.

• 41:56Speaker 02

  Kyler, yeah. But Kyler, I.

• 41:58Speaker 00

  That was just, that wasn't a rag, that wasn't a ragdoling. That was just a rag doll.

• 42:02Speaker 02

  Not to victim blame, but we can, we can get to Kyler.

• 42:04Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 42:05Speaker 02

  A little bit later. But yeah, Baker, you gotta have a clock.

• 42:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 42:08Speaker 02

  Baker had no clock.

• 42:08Speaker 00

  Yeah. He said after too. He said, this one falls on me. I think they had 17 points off my turnovers and it turns out to be a one score game. And it, it did feel like they were, they were gonna get back in the game, but the, the Bengals did a good enough job. I mean, I was just impressed, like, it feels like most Bengals games that we've watched in the last few years have been kind of the same script of like shootout, big play after big play, bad defense, but the Bengals can always answer because they have those big play, that big play ability. The, the Bengals say, what, what did Mike Gosecki end up having? Cause it felt like Joe Burrow was under center, taking the, taking the things that the defense gave him, like methodical drives.

• 42:47Speaker 02

  Gosecki had five catches, 78 yards.

• 42:49Speaker 00

  Right.

• 42:50Speaker 02

  And a touchdown.

• 42:50Speaker 00

  And that was, I mean, and, uh, I think Drew Sample had a few catches too. So like, I, I count those as the same guy.

• 42:56Speaker 02

  Three receptions for Drew, yeah.

• 42:58Speaker 00

  But that's definitely one of those tight end pairings where it's like, that should just be, it should just be Mike Sample.

• 43:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I think that, you know, same thing about Knox and Kincaid.

• 43:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 43:08Speaker 02

  And Dalton Schultz.

• 43:09Speaker 00

  The entire Rams, uh, tight end.

• 43:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, all the, all three of those guys.

• 43:13Speaker 00

  That actually should be, why don't we do that for fantasy?

• 43:16Speaker 02

  How can we combine their three names?

• 43:18Speaker 00

  You should just draft tight ends, tight end, like the entire team's tight ends in fantasy. That'd be sick. Why don't, why don't we do that?

• 43:29Speaker 02

  Higbee and Park. And so they're, they're identical twins. I'm convinced of it.

• 43:33Speaker 00

  Yeah. So I count those guys the same. So he, so he was hitting his tight end. He, he, he had, uh, eight completions to his tight end for almost a hundred yards.

• 43:42Speaker 02

  Yeah. And, uh, McPherson was drilling them today. I think he had two field goals over 50 yards. Uh, great, great week one win.

• 43:51Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 43:51Speaker 02

  For the Bengals.

• 43:52Speaker 00

  Hank.

• 43:54Speaker 00

  Are you scared of the Bengals?

• 43:56Speaker 02

  Bengals are good, yeah.

• 43:57Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 43:58Speaker 02

  Scared is not like they're formidable opponents.

• 44:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:01Speaker 02

  They, they, they, yeah.

• 44:02Speaker 00

  That's what I feel like today was like a weird, like the AFC kind of got its groove back.

• 44:07Speaker 02

  The Bills, the Bills are the team like it's, it's, they looked really good and Josh Allen's in his prime and they're, you know, they've been there, they're knock on the door. They are the team that, you know,

• 44:20Speaker 02

  should be the team to beat.

• 44:21Speaker 00

  Can I give you another team?

• 44:22Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 44:23Speaker 00

  Ravens 41 Colts 23?

• 44:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:26Speaker 00

  Cause the Ravens offense, Zay Flowers had 150 yards. He didn't play the, the entire second half.

• 44:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:33Speaker 00

  Hit 150 yards. He went out with a hamstring, which actually is a big deal because they think they, they lost their first and third wide receiver, which is just very Ravens to be like, look how sick our offense is. We have Declan Doyle, a new Jesse Minter's here. Things have changed. Oh yeah. Now we are just going to go back to not have any wide receivers.

• 44:51Speaker 02

  Yeah. It was a, a great debut for Jesse Minter. Everything looked perfect for the Ravens. This is exactly what you want to see. Uh, and for a new offensive play caller, not forgetting about Derrick Henry, like let's get him started. Still hasn't Derrick Henry's still got it.

• 45:06Speaker 00

  It's insane. He's 32 years old. The running back should not be this good. At 32 years old, he's played 10 years in the NFL as a running back and like seven of those years have been massive amounts of carries. He is.

• 45:22Speaker 02

  Is this, I think it was his 56th 100 yard game.

• 45:26Speaker 00

  It was his, I, I know that he broke a, a NFL record. It was his 26th 100 yard game with multiple touchdowns. That's an NFL record.

• 45:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:36Speaker 00

  26 times he's had at least a hundred yards and multiple touchdowns. That's stupid. I mean, he's just, I don't understand how he is, he's just a, a complete anomaly into what we know about running backs and, and how it's like, oh yeah, no, you gotta get them early because they only wants to get the miles on them. Wants to get their second contract. Derrick Henry's, he's 32 years old.

• 45:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. So he's got 125 career rushing touchdowns. So he passed Marcus Allen today, third all time. And he's behind Emmitt Smith and LT.

• 46:09Speaker 00

  He's, I mean, he's, didn't we have this debate the other day that like he could be? I guess though, I guess there's other running back, but like he's going to be one of the last running backs that's going to go into like Hall of Fame for running backs is going to get very difficult soon.

• 46:22Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you would have to have a, like a running back that maybe was sticking around on a dynasty for a while.

• 46:28Speaker 00

  Or yeah, like a Terrell Davis, where it's like his peak for four years.

• 46:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:32Speaker 00

  Maybe Saquon will, will qualify for that, but running backs don't have long enough careers anymore.

• 46:38Speaker 02

  Besides Henry, the running backs that I would think would have a chance, um, might be Christian McCaffrey.

• 46:44Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 46:45Speaker 02

  But again, that's like a lot of.

• 46:47Speaker 00

  Jameer Gibbs has started it. Yeah.

• 46:49Speaker 02

  If the Lions, yeah, if they continue on this path, then maybe Jameer Gibbs.

• 46:53Speaker 00

  But Derrick Henry, see he's, he's incredible. Also, this is another team. So I think this is just a trend now. Uh, and we've talked to a lot of our football guests that know football better than us. Uh, I think Orlovsky is a big, a big guy with, I think Nate Theis said this, stressed this a lot, but quarterbacks going under center. Lamar was under center more than he's ever been in his career in this game. 67%. So that's probably a Declan Doyle, uh, imprint, you know, being like, this is a new team. We're going to run things differently and it changes how teams can defend you because you can do a lot of stuff under center. So Joe Burrow and Lamar under center more than usual.

• 47:30Speaker 02

  Yeah. Is Declan Doyle, the, uh, the coordinator, whose name sounds most like a bar owners?

• 47:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, definitely.

• 47:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:36Speaker 00

  Yeah. He's a bouncer.

• 47:38Speaker 02

  Come on down to Declan Doyle's.

• 47:39Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah. He's got a red nose.

• 47:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:41Speaker 00

  He wears, he wears a scally cap. He's got like the pock marks on his face.

• 47:46Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:47Speaker 00

  It's Declan Doyle. He's a fucking great guy.

• 47:49Speaker 02

  Yeah. Like a flame tattoo coming out of his sleeve.

• 47:52Speaker 00

  He's a, he's a great guy.

• 47:53Speaker 02

  Yeah. Drives a motorcycle.

• 47:55Speaker 00

  Didn't go to Notre Dame, but bleeds for the Irish. You know that.

• 47:59Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 48:00Speaker 00

  Uh, all right.

• 48:02Speaker 05

  There is a, there is a bar owner

• 48:05Speaker 05

  named Declan Doyle who owns Doyle's of College Street in Dublin, Ireland.

• 48:08Speaker 02

  Perfect. Are you serious?

• 48:09Speaker 00

  I mean, there's gotta be a shitload of Declan Doyle's in Ireland, dude.

• 48:12Speaker 02

  Yeah. Declan Doyle.

• 48:15Speaker 05

  Which, yeah.

• 48:16Speaker 00

  You'll call.

• 48:16Speaker 05

  Doyle's of College Street, which is famously owned and run by.

• 48:19Speaker 02

  What time is it in Ireland right now?

• 48:21Speaker 00

  Max?

• 48:23Speaker 05

  Don't, don't.

• 48:26Speaker 02

  Declan Doyle got like two DUIs, but not technically convicted of either.

• 48:30Speaker 00

  I don't think they do DUIs in Ireland.

• 48:32Speaker 02

  He just had to volunteer. I'm, I'm saying like, the generic Declan Doyle.

• 48:35Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 48:35Speaker 02

  He like gave up his keys to the judge and said, Hey, just let's, uh, boys will be boys. I'll stop, but you can have my keys.

• 48:42Speaker 00

  Yeah. Declan Doyle. 3:45 AM. Give him a, give him a ring.

• 48:47Speaker 02

  Yeah. Hey, congrats on your first game.

• 48:49Speaker 00

  Declan there.

• 48:50Speaker 02

  Got Lamar under center. Love that. It's pro style stuff from the kid.

• 48:53Speaker 00

  Shout out Declan's in Old Town are, are one of our favorite bars.

• 48:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:56Speaker 00

  But yeah, the, uh, Ravens, I don't know who they're going to have be wide receiver if Zay Flowers missed time. As for the Colts, that's gotta be one of the worst losses, uh, today. Not because, you know, you expected the Ravens are really good. You might lose, but their defense looked, got absolutely gashed and Danny Dimes looks rusty. I guess you should give him, we should give him some time, but he did not look great. Uh, yeah, they just looked, this, this, the final score is a lot closer than this game was. 41-23 is not indicative of to what this game felt like and how, how quickly, like I think the Colts scored first even, and then how quickly the Ravens were in control of this game and dominated this game.

• 49:40Speaker 02

  If you look at all the nerd stats out there, Daniel Jones ranked, uh, towards the bottom of the league this week.

• 49:44Speaker 00

  He was, he wasn't good.

• 49:45Speaker 02

  No.

• 49:46Speaker 00

  No. Um, he, yeah, he looked rusty, which I guess, you know, he, he is coming back from, did he have officially an Achilles? Remember it was like a weird?

• 49:55Speaker 02

  Yeah. It was, it was Achilles. I think he had maybe a.

• 49:58Speaker 00

  They called it something else.

• 49:59Speaker 02

  He had like a sprained ankle and maybe a fibula.

• 50:01Speaker 00

  Oh, and then he did his Achilles. Yeah.

• 50:04Speaker 02

  So he broke that, then his, his season kind of fell off a little bit and then he popped the Achilles.

• 50:09Speaker 00

  That's right. He tried to play with the broken leg.

• 50:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:12Speaker 00

  Yeah. That I remember now because we all were like, how do you play with a broken fibula? That sounds very serious. I, that was one thing today. I, and I know that this is not stating anything, uh, like that isn't very obvious, but

• 50:25Speaker 00

  the, the amount of hit, like the, the violence of the hits in the NFL versus college football is so different. And I think I said out loud during the gambling cave today, I was just like, playing the NFL must hurt so much, like so much. It just hurts.

• 50:39Speaker 02

  Car crash.

• 50:39Speaker 00

  It's gotta just hurt so bad.

• 50:42Speaker 05

  I mean, playing high school football hurt. Like you would wake up the next day feeling like you got run over by a truck in high school. Like I can't imagine NFL.

• 50:50Speaker 00

  And like it's, it's routine hits. It's routine. Like, oh, that guy just got slammed to the earth and now he's up and he's walking around and he's gotta, you know, play another down.

• 50:58Speaker 02

  You know what I was thinking about? Forget about the, the implications of whether or not the, the fake turf is worse for ligament injuries and, and all that shit. Do you think it just sucks more to play on the fake turf? Because in the morning you wake up and you've got burns?

• 51:11Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 51:12Speaker 02

  Like your elbows and your knees?

• 51:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 51:14Speaker 02

  You like take a shower and you're like, this sucks. That hurts.

• 51:16Speaker 00

  Definitely.

• 51:17Speaker 02

  That might be.

• 51:18Speaker 00

  Picking the little rubber, like black rubber balls out of, out of your skin and stuff.

• 51:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:23Speaker 00

  Suck beyond belief.

• 51:26Speaker 02

  It is kind of crazy that Daniel Jones is playing quarterback right now.

• 51:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 51:29Speaker 02

  Like we do lose sight of that sometimes is you have an Achilles injury and that used to be like minimum full year.

• 51:37Speaker 00

  Yeah. That's what I was saying. Remember?

• 51:38Speaker 02

  Year and a half.

• 51:39Speaker 00

  About, about Kittle?

• 51:40Speaker 02

  And Kittle. Yeah.

• 51:41Speaker 00

  The fact that Kittle was, was out there in Australia playing and just.

• 51:45Speaker 02

  Let's see, Jacoby Lane, uh, fractured wrist. So Jacoby Lane will be out.

• 51:50Speaker 00

  That's your wide receiver three.

• 51:51Speaker 02

  A few weeks. Yeah.

• 51:52Speaker 00

  So I don't know what, it feels like the Ravens are right. Exactly back to where they started where it's like, hey, Zay Flowers, incredible game. Oh yeah. Now we don't have wide receivers again.

• 52:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:02Speaker 00

  It was just, it just sucks for them.

• 52:05Speaker 02

  Trey Hendrickson was, uh, was pretty good today. The pressure rate with him on the field was 59%. Without him on the field, it was 20%.

• 52:12Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 52:13Speaker 02

  So the Ravens are probably pretty happy still that they, uh, they got cold feet on the Max Crosby situation.

• 52:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, I would say so. Um, and yeah, I, I think the Colts probably have, if we had to, maybe we'll do it at the end, like who had the worst loss, but I think the Colts are up there.

• 52:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:28Speaker 00

  Because it was an ass kicking and because.

• 52:31Speaker 02

  At home.

• 52:32Speaker 00

  At home. And it's like, yeah, if you lose this game to the Ravens and you look okay, you can live with it, but it was, they, it was the third most, uh, points they let up in an opener in, in, in the Indianapolis era. They allowed 506 yards, which is the most in the, in the era in Indianapolis. And they lost by 18, which was six worst, worst defeat in their home opener. So not good.

• 52:56Speaker 02

  Bombs over Baghdad.

• 52:58Speaker 00

  Bombs over Baghdad, not the OutKast song.

• 53:00Speaker 02

  The, the war.

• 53:01Speaker 00

  The war.

• 53:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:01Speaker 00

  The, the innocent lives lost.

• 53:03Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 53:03Speaker 00

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• 55:55Speaker 02

  I think you should overreact to it.

• 55:57Speaker 00

  That was fucking insane. That was insane.

• 56:01Speaker 02

  I don't know that it's possible to overreact to how good the offense looked.

• 56:04Speaker 00

  The Bears scored, uh, two touchdowns in the first quarter for the first time since 1988. 1988 was the last time they scored two touchdowns in the first quarter. Caleb Williams.

• 56:18Speaker 02

  That's honestly crazy.

• 56:20Speaker 00

  That's crazy. That's great. Like you would think that there'd be a game that just luck into two touchdowns, two offensive touchdowns in the first quarter.

• 56:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:26Speaker 00

  Caleb Williams in his rookie season in 2024, uh, the Bears in, it, it took till their fourth game of the season for the Bears to reach 59 points. They did it in four quarters today. Uh, it was, I mean, everything worked. Everything worked and it was insane to watch. Like Caleb Williams, the, the throw he made to Cole Komet was erotic. The throw he made when he was going across his body and absolute laser down the field. Cleef Raymond looked awesome as like his security blanket. The run game, there was 291 yards rushing. Caleb had, had 60 yards, two touchdowns. Manon Guy had 100 yards, a touchdown and Deandre Swift,

• 57:08Speaker 00

  who looked incredible, just got paid 124 yards, three touchdowns. It was awesome to watch. Defense, different story. Offense though, Ben Johnson said, we're trying to break the record and so far, obviously small sample size, one game. Good start.

• 57:24Speaker 02

  On pace to break the record, on, on pace to get 4,000 yards passing from Caleb. The mustaches is a, a nice addition. My only red flag with that is like, what took him so long?

• 57:35Speaker 00

  Well.

• 57:36Speaker 02

  The mustaches is a great look on Caleb.

• 57:38Speaker 00

  I think he lost in the off season, he, he like lost 10 to 15 pounds and, and like gained some muscle. That's like, if I ever, whenever I go to just mustache, it means that I got on the scale and I've lost like 10 pounds. Cause that is a good move. When you, when you're, when you've cleaned up a little, the first thing you want to show off is like, check out this chin I got.

• 57:56Speaker 02

  Yeah. The lower half of the face. If it's swollen, you can't go mustache. You gotta, you gotta go beard. But when I saw the mustache, I thought to myself, this, now this is a guy that is going to absolutely light it up for the Bears. If you have a mustache and you play quarterback for the Bears, I can't emphasize enough how strong of a fit that is.

• 58:12Speaker 00

  He's got the aura.

• 58:13Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 58:13Speaker 00

  Yeah. It was just, uh, it was insane to watch. He was, he just looked so calm. Yes, I know. It's the Panthers. So the Panthers, uh, they're not, they're not the best team. Uh, I'd say that, that's fair. They did, they were in the playoffs last year. I remember they kind of, they, they gave the Rams a game in that playoff game, but I'm not going to pretend that the Panthers are the Texans or the Seahawks defensively. Um, there is, there is some people, I, I did go on a little bit of a retweet spree after the game. There was a, a guy who's a Panthers fan, the four man rush. He said before the game, today's belt day for the Chicago Bears, the entire state of Illinois, the city of Hammond and Bears FC worldwide is, is in absolute fear right now. No more hiding behind a fluke

• 58:57Speaker 00

  2020, 25 season. That was inflated by a cupcake schedule. You got to see us now and this beat down will be brutal. This is your last chance to delete your weak trash talk post before the beat down at the bank. How many places are called the bank?

• 59:09Speaker 02

  There's a lot.

• 59:10Speaker 00

  There's a lot of banks.

• 59:12Speaker 02

  But it was, it was a belt game.

• 59:13Speaker 00

  It was a belt game.

• 59:14Speaker 02

  It was a belt game.

• 59:15Speaker 00

  It was a belt game.

• 59:16Speaker 02

  He should, he should have to throw away all of his belts.

• 59:18Speaker 00

  Yeah. And it was like, other than, I mean, yes, the, the Luther burden, uh, fumbled to start. I was like, oh shit, that wasn't great, but just, just total command. The offense looked great. The fourth and one, I know people were, the people probably pissed about that in the moment, but I think that's, Ben Johnson's just going to do what he wants to do. Like you, you can't, you, you obviously can criticize anything, but I, I'm of the belief, like if you're going to buy into the Ben Johnson way of thinking, you just got to be like, do whatever and I'm going to back you. And I think I'm there with him.

• 59:51Speaker 02

  The thing is with Ben Johnson, unlike a lot of other coaches, he has a reason for everything that he does.

• 59:56Speaker 00

  Correct. He said he loved the look.

• 59:57Speaker 02

  If you were to ask him why he did something, he will have an explanation for you and you might disagree with the explanation. It might be dumb at times, but he will have a, a reason that makes sense in his own brain why it doesn't. Whereas a lot, a lot of other coaches kind of do things based on vibes or this is what I think I'm supposed to do. So you, yeah, you, you will live and die with a coach that says, you know, I'll, I'll back up what I say. There's a, there's a reason why I'm doing everything out here. And, uh, the, the offense was pretty much, you can't ask for a better debut.

• 1:00:24Speaker 00

  Yeah. And I, I'm, I, I am there with Ben Johnson where like I will, I will hand over all free will and thought and just give it to him and be like, whatever you say, I will just say, I will just do whatever you do. Whatever you decide, I will say, yes, that was the correct decision.

• 1:00:39Speaker 02

  Did you toss him the keys?

• 1:00:40Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh, the keys are, the keys are, are long gone.

• 1:00:42Speaker 02

  Keys are in his hands.

• 1:00:43Speaker 00

  I'm hiding in the backseat of his car so that I can be like, hey, please take me home with you. That's where I'm at with Ben Johnson. He was, it was, and guess what? The other crazy thing, and I, I'm not going to say that Ben Johnson did this on purpose because that would be very silly and, uh, like ridiculous, but Colson Loveland had zero catches. He's the best skill player the Bears have. He had zero catches. He led the Bears in receiving yards last year. He had zero catches. He had two targets. Caleb, actually one of his misses today was to Colson Loveland. He threw it behind him. I, there, Ben Johnson is so crazy. He's like, I'm going to score 59 points and we're not going to use Colson Loveland just to let everyone know, like when we do use him, then it's on.

• 1:01:22Speaker 02

  I still got one. I still got one in the chamber.

• 1:01:24Speaker 00

  I'm holding a card back just, just in case.

• 1:01:26Speaker 02

  The defense does look like it's a problem.

• 1:01:28Speaker 00

  Oh yeah. Big time.

• 1:01:29Speaker 02

  That's going to be an issue. And we don't know how good the Panthers are. Uh, Coker, Coker looked awesome.

• 1:01:33Speaker 00

  Yeah. No, we made Bryce Young look pretty comfortable.

• 1:01:35Speaker 02

  I, I do like watching, uh, Tet. I like watching Coker play. So they've got a couple pieces, but, um, I don't think that their offense, you would call it, you don't expect them to be in the top 10 of the league.

• 1:01:46Speaker 00

  No, I went into this game being like, if the Panthers have their way with the Bears defense, it could be a really long season for the Bears defense. I just didn't think the offense was going to be this explosive and Caleb, like just the way he, he processes now, he looks so comfortable in the offense and the way he moves in the pocket and keeps plays alive. Uh, and I mean, his running, I mean, that, I saw that he has like the fastest quarterback runs. I think he's got, I, I can't remember. I still don't know how they do the miles per hour. I, I'm like in terms of on, on field stuff, our Giants just scored. Giants look good. Dak is such a bum. He stinks.

• 1:02:23Speaker 02

  Oh, you're talking about the, the chip in the, uh, the shoulder pads?

• 1:02:25Speaker 00

  Is that what it is? Is that how they figured it out?

• 1:02:27Speaker 02

  Chip. There's a chip somewhere.

• 1:02:28Speaker 00

  Uh, fastest runs by QB in 2025, 2026 seasons, uh, the, the, the top four are all Caleb Williams. He reached 21, he's over 20 miles an hour. Basically every time he like really lets loose and goes, and he did that with that 30 yard rushing touchdown where he was reading the whole field. No one was open. He's like, fuck it. I'll just go.

• 1:02:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, I mean, the defense can be a problem. The endman, I can, I'm never gonna be able to say his name. Looks good. He was kind of all over the field, but it was one of those situations where

• 1:03:04Speaker 00

  you're always a little nervous when your safety is has to make a bunch of tackles and is in a bunch of plays and you're like, why, where's, where's everywhere, the other dudes?

• 1:03:11Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:03:12Speaker 00

  Where's defensive line? Where's the linebackers? Uh, but I can't, there's, I can't complain about anything today because that was so much fun to watch.

• 1:03:19Speaker 02

  Fifty-nine points is so many points.

• 1:03:20Speaker 00

  It's so many points. It's so many points. And they, and that was, I, they weren't really running any plays with like six minutes left. Like they could have gone 60 if they wanted to, but a 50 burger. It's, it's incredible. It's absolutely incredible. And, uh, oh, I have one other tweet I just wanted to read. This is from Title Town Talks, who's a Packer fan. He said Bryce Young is significantly better than Caleb Williams. He's taken complete control of the game. The difference in their game is night and day. I bet the Bears wish they could swap QBs. I wonder when this was tweeted. Uh, 113. So it's probably like

• 1:03:55Speaker 02

  First drive.

• 1:03:55Speaker 00

  Maybe second, or no, it's probably like early second quarter.

• 1:03:59Speaker 02

  A 113, yeah, 113 central.

• 1:04:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. So early second quarter. Bryce, Bryce Young is taking complete control of the game.

• 1:04:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know about that. Um, I actually don't think there was ever a point in that game where that tweet was appropriate.

• 1:04:11Speaker 00

  No, they, I mean, Bryce Young had a couple of nice drives, but it wasn't like the Bears weren't answering.

• 1:04:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:16Speaker 00

  Yeah. Um, okay. Anything else on this game? It's fun. Fun watch.

• 1:04:21Speaker 02

  I have no idea what the, the NFC South sucks. That's my, my final comment on this.

• 1:04:26Speaker 00

  Went 0-4 this weekend.

• 1:04:27Speaker 02

  0-4 this week.

• 1:04:28Speaker 00

  0-4.

• 1:04:29Speaker 02

  Again, you, you lose this game if you're the Panthers and you're still in the driver's seat.

• 1:04:33Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh, I had one last stat. This is just a Ben Johnson stat. This is why I give away my entire body. Uh, I, I wonder if I could sign that away. Would that be weird if I was like, if I went, I know I have a will because I know I went and like did that whole process, but what if I changed the will to be like, Ben Johnson gets to decide if I live or die if I'm like

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, you can do that. You can assign specific, yeah, specific play call stone.

• 1:04:57Speaker 00

  They called him up. Well, no, it's just like, yeah, if he ever gets in a coma, like, don't ask my wife, don't ask my kids. Ask Ben Johnson.

• 1:05:04Speaker 02

  In, in, uh, fourth and long situations.

• 1:05:07Speaker 00

  I feel like he'd ruthlessly pull the plug and be like, that's just a decision we had to make as a football team. Uh, the, uh, games with 250 yards rushing since the start of 2025, the, uh, 31 teams not named the Chicago Bears have four, the Bears have three. So they have three games with 250 plus yards rushing. That, that's like the, you think like offensive guru is gonna, he still wants to be a physical team that establishes the run and demolishes you. And the, the combo of Deandre Swift and Kyle Manungai where Swift was so effective. And then you see Manungai come, when, when the defense is like completely gassed, Manungai comes in, he's just an absolute hammer and like impossible to bring down. It's a hell of a combo. So run the ball, be

• 1:05:52Speaker 00

  physical, score a lot of points.

• 1:05:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I would say that this is, this is one of, if not the best win of the week.

• 1:05:58Speaker 00

  Yeah. Just gotta get that defense maybe to like the 20th best defense would be, I'd be cool with that. It's gonna be a problem. We're gonna be in shootouts pretty much every, we hit the door over twice in this game.

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  This is a perfectly average loss for the Carolina Panthers.

• 1:06:12Speaker 00

  Yeah. Although their defense got, yeah, I mean, that was a lot of yards.

• 1:06:16Speaker 02

  It was a tight, it wasn't, it wasn't good.

• 1:06:20Speaker 00

  Really a lot of yards. Okay. Next up, uh, this is basically the exact opposite game. Steelers 20 Falcons 13, where offense was pretty tough to come by for both teams. Uh, different, for different reasons. Cooper Rush was the quarterback for the Falcons. That would be the explanation.

• 1:06:38Speaker 02

  Didn't play that bad though.

• 1:06:39Speaker 00

  Didn't play that bad, but you know, he, it wasn't like, Bijan, Bijan, excuse me, had 65% of their total yards. He had 173 yards, uh, himself.

• 1:06:51Speaker 05

  Cooper Rush certainly didn't play well.

• 1:06:53Speaker 00

  No, he did not play well.

• 1:06:54Speaker 02

  I mean, on the, on the sliding scale of how well you think Cooper Rush is gonna play.

• 1:06:59Speaker 00

  On the sliding scale.

• 1:07:00Speaker 05

  It was pretty bad. I'm like.

• 1:07:02Speaker 02

  The guy got like

• 1:07:05Speaker 00

  Like it was.

• 1:07:06Speaker 02

  Max, if you're talking

• 1:07:07Speaker 05

  He had a 52 quarterback rating.

• 1:07:09Speaker 02

  If you're talking like compared to every starting quarterback in the league, but that's not, we're talking

• 1:07:14Speaker 00

  He's a third string quarterback.

• 1:07:16Speaker 02

  Third string quarterback barely got any

• 1:07:18Speaker 06

  They were in this game, missed two field goals and had a pick six. Obviously I had them in the hunger dog. So I was like locked in on this game, but like he

• 1:07:26Speaker 00

  I'm sorry that you were locked in on this game.

• 1:07:27Speaker 06

  I'll tell you what, like they were in this game and the pick six was bad. TJ Watt made an incredible play. Their field goal kicker missed two, like makeable field goals. Well, it was, it was, it was a winnable game.

• 1:07:38Speaker 00

  Nick Folk, who actually

• 1:07:40Speaker 06

  He looks like he's 100 years old.

• 1:07:41Speaker 00

  He's older than me in PFT.

• 1:07:43Speaker 06

  That's

• 1:07:43Speaker 00

  He's 41 years old.

• 1:07:44Speaker 06

  Get him out of the league.

• 1:07:45Speaker 00

  Turns 42 in November.

• 1:07:48Speaker 00

  I know that he actually statistically was

• 1:07:51Speaker 06

  His helmet is atrocious.

• 1:07:52Speaker 00

  He was not a bad kicker the last few years. There has to be someone younger than 42 years old who can kick a football.

• 1:08:00Speaker 02

  There's not.

• 1:08:00Speaker 06

  When he misses a field goal and they show his, like cut to him with his stupid helmet, like that looks like he was playing in 1960, like I wanted to puke.

• 1:08:07Speaker 00

  And this is coming from a guy in Henry Lockwood who he can kick a field goal.

• 1:08:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:11Speaker 00

  When his foot isn't dead.

• 1:08:12Speaker 02

  Yeah. But you know what? Like, I think that there's room in the league for kickers that look like absolute fat dorks.

• 1:08:18Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:08:19Speaker 02

  I'm sick of seeing jacked up kickers and they got the big biceps and they

• 1:08:22Speaker 06

  Tattoos.

• 1:08:23Speaker 02

  Cool helmets and tattoos and shit. Like I, I kind of like seeing a kicker that just looks like a fat, pudgy, white dork.

• 1:08:30Speaker 06

  They make kicks. Yeah.

• 1:08:31Speaker 02

  Yeah. That's, that's, um, now Nick Folk did stink today.

• 1:08:35Speaker 00

  Oh, he stunk.

• 1:08:36Speaker 02

  But I just want to rewind for a second. One thing I'm not going to allow this podcast to become is a Cooper Rush bashing podcast.

• 1:08:43Speaker 06

  I'm not.

• 1:08:44Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:08:44Speaker 05

  No, Max is. He was good. Nick Folk was

• 1:08:47Speaker 00

  That's what I'm saying. He, like, it, it, he is good enough to still be in the league, but it, you just cannot tell me that a guy who's gonna be, who's older than us is the best option.

• 1:09:00Speaker 00

  I just don't understand it. Again, he was, he was good enough last year. He was, he was pretty damn good.

• 1:09:06Speaker 05

  He was 28 for 29 last year, 21 for 22 the year before.

• 1:09:09Speaker 00

  Guess that's the answer.

• 1:09:10Speaker 05

  29 for 30 the year before that, like

• 1:09:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:09:13Speaker 05

  He missed three field goals last three years.

• 1:09:15Speaker 00

  He missed two today.

• 1:09:16Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:09:17Speaker 00

  That hurt. What's Young Way Koo doing?

• 1:09:19Speaker 05

  Am I reading this right?

• 1:09:20Speaker 02

  Probably not.

• 1:09:22Speaker 05

  No, no, I am.

• 1:09:24Speaker 02

  What are you trying to read? Numbers?

• 1:09:28Speaker 00

  He is

• 1:09:28Speaker 02

  Numbers are hard.

• 1:09:29Speaker 05

  No, yeah.

• 1:09:30Speaker 02

  That wasn't eight.

• 1:09:30Speaker 05

  I'm right. I'm right. Fuck off.

• 1:09:33Speaker 02

  Usually when you see eight, you think of something different, but this means a number.

• 1:09:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, he was seven for eight from 50, from 50 yard, uh, I don't fucking know.

• 1:09:41Speaker 00

  All right. You want a stat?

• 1:09:42Speaker 05

  I was right. He was 28. I was right. I was right.

• 1:09:44Speaker 00

  Do you guys want a stat, uh, that I don't understand whatsoever, but it's one of those ones. You, you ever see someone tweet something and you don't know what they're quantifying or how they're explaining this, but it just looks really bad. And you're like, oh, that's bad. So, um, there's a database, Summer Sports Data Set that has 1,097 games calculated on, uh, total EPA for, for the game. So like how, how, what they're expected, uh, what is it? Expected point average? What is EPA? Let's figure that out first. Max, help us out. What does it mean?

• 1:10:23Speaker 02

  Environmental Protection Agency.

• 1:10:24Speaker 00

  Yep. That's exactly right.

• 1:10:27Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:10:30Speaker 02

  EPA just means good stuff.

• 1:10:31Speaker 00

  Expected points added. Yes. It's basically how to quantify how your offense is moving. Even like instead of just points, it's like, hey, how, how are you moving down to down? So out of the 1,000, uh, 1,097 games, this was the 1,069th, uh, worst game in terms of EPA.

• 1:10:51Speaker 02

  For both teams.

• 1:10:51Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:10:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, combined. So it was an ass.

• 1:10:54Speaker 00

  So maybe Cooper Rush didn't play that well.

• 1:10:55Speaker 02

  This game was giant ass. In other words.

• 1:10:57Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:10:58Speaker 02

  Uh, the, the Steelers offense does not look much different from what we've seen the last, I don't know, 10 years.

• 1:11:04Speaker 00

  I will say if DK Metcalf could catch a ball, it might've looked a little different or also not push off.

• 1:11:10Speaker 02

  They did throw a few passes and a few routes that I've not seen out of the Steelers wide receivers.

• 1:11:14Speaker 00

  And he should have caught a couple.

• 1:11:15Speaker 02

  There were a couple that he probably should have grabbed, uh, too busy thinking about ice shelves, but it was, it was a slightly different tweak to the same formula that we've seen from the Steelers. And yeah, if they don't have Nick Folk missing those kicks, it might end up differently. You have to beat Cooper Rush worse than this. Now, that being said, do we think that Cooper Rush actually played worse than Tua would have?

• 1:11:36Speaker 00

  Uh, no, actually I think he probably played better.

• 1:11:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:41Speaker 00

  Cause the Steelers, I mean, in very Steelers fashion, they're, they're very consistently the same team every year. And it was like, oh yeah, TJ Watson, absolute demon, two sacks, uh, the pick six, the, the end of the game. Cam Hayward felt like he swatted like eight balls down. Alex Highsmith had two sacks. Their defense is still really, really good. It's just their offense is what we expect and it's not like great stuff.

• 1:12:06Speaker 02

  One thing that, that you missed about TJ, uh, that I picked up on, cause I sit next to Jersey Jerry for these games. Um, TJ's got a new muscle this year.

• 1:12:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:12:15Speaker 02

  Did you see that?

• 1:12:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, he said, yeah.

• 1:12:16Speaker 02

  In his arms.

• 1:12:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:12:17Speaker 02

  He, he worked out extra hard and I guess unlocked a new muscle in his

• 1:12:21Speaker 05

  His forearm. Yeah.

• 1:12:22Speaker 02

  His forearm. So it's like completely different player. New weapon.

• 1:12:26Speaker 00

  That's so sick.

• 1:12:27Speaker 02

  Which is pretty incredible for a guy that's been, that's had such a great career. Uh, but yeah, new muscle.

• 1:12:32Speaker 00

  New muscle. The, the Steelers, by the way, are so, uh, which I, I know that we just talked about the Bears and it had been since 1988, they scored two, two touchdowns in the first quarter. The Steelers have now gone 68 straight regular season games without scoring more than seven first quarter points. That's, so that's even a touchdown and a field goal.

• 1:12:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:52Speaker 00

  68 regular season games.

• 1:12:55Speaker 02

  It's a lot.

• 1:12:56Speaker 00

  They're the same team.

• 1:12:57Speaker 02

  Good for McCarthy though. Good for McCarthy winning his first game as Steelers coach.

• 1:13:01Speaker 00

  Does he look skinnier or is he just wearing black?

• 1:13:03Speaker 02

  He's wearing black and he's paler. He's, uh, he's been out of the sun.

• 1:13:06Speaker 00

  Okay. I thought he looked skinny.

• 1:13:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, I thought you were joking.

• 1:13:08Speaker 00

  Oh, no, he looks, he looks slim, dude.

• 1:13:11Speaker 02

  He looks really good.

• 1:13:11Speaker 00

  You, you didn't think he looked slim?

• 1:13:13Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:13:14Speaker 02

  I thought he looked

• 1:13:15Speaker 00

  I disagree. I thought, I thought he looked

• 1:13:17Speaker 06

  I thought it was like a ha ha.

• 1:13:18Speaker 00

  No, he looks

• 1:13:20Speaker 06

  He looks skinny. Look how fatty is. Yeah.

• 1:13:22Speaker 00

  No, I think he, maybe again, and maybe it's just the fact that he's wearing black now, but he looks, yeah, look at

• 1:13:28Speaker 02

  I think it's also

• 1:13:29Speaker 00

  Look at his face.

• 1:13:29Speaker 02

  In a

• 1:13:30Speaker 00

  He looks skinny, dude. Yeah, look at that.

• 1:13:34Speaker 02

  That's, he looks good.

• 1:13:35Speaker 00

  He should do the Caleb Williams. He should probably shave his beard and let us all see his jaw.

• 1:13:42Speaker 00

  That's a skinny guy. I know what you're saying Hank.

• 1:13:45Speaker 02

  During the games, the cameras didn't zoom in.

• 1:13:48Speaker 02

  Cause in Dallas, they would zoom in. They would just like, they would fit his face to like touch every side of the screen. It was just like, the screen would be nothing but Mike McCarthy's face and jowls.

• 1:13:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:13:58Speaker 02

  Uh, the, the cameraman maintained a respectful distance today, I think.

• 1:14:02Speaker 00

  I, I think he looks pretty damn skinny.

• 1:14:04Speaker 02

  Also, after the game, Aaron Rodgers gave Mike McCarthy game ball, which I didn't know that.

• 1:14:09Speaker 00

  Did he eat it?

• 1:14:10Speaker 02

  I guess Aaron Rodgers is just like in charge of, he's the coach of the team.

• 1:14:14Speaker 00

  I guess so. He's been there longer than Mike McCarthy.

• 1:14:16Speaker 02

  Good job, Mike. Uh, welcome aboard to my team.

• 1:14:19Speaker 00

  Was that the whole problem with, with, with Rodgers and Tomlin? He's like, I can't be the, I can't give game balls because Tomlin's been here longer than me?

• 1:14:26Speaker 02

  That might've been it. Yeah. It might've butted heads.

• 1:14:28Speaker 00

  Uh, we should say.

• 1:14:31Speaker 00

  Darnell, uh, Washington put a man through the earth. That was one of the most violent stiff arms ever. He is so scary of a human being when he gets like, when he catches the ball and has even a little like five yards of, of space where he can get a little bit of speed going. It's crazy.

• 1:14:52Speaker 02

  And the thing is, I think he looks smaller.

• 1:14:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:14:55Speaker 02

  I think Darnell Washington looks a little bit smaller than he did last year. Maybe by the end of the season, he'll get back up there, but he looks faster.

• 1:15:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:15:03Speaker 02

  He's just the biggest guy in the NFL.

• 1:15:04Speaker 00

  That was, that was such a violent, like you just got.

• 1:15:08Speaker 03

  That guy's gotta quit.

• 1:15:09Speaker 00

  He's gotta quit.

• 1:15:09Speaker 03

  That you can't go back on a football field after that and be like, hey guys, I'm ready to play.

• 1:15:14Speaker 00

  That guy needs to call in sick for, uh, Monday when they do, when they watch the film. He needs to pull a Shane, uh, and call in sick after the Chargers lost to the Cardinals. Oh yeah. That's right. Shane did that. Um.

• 1:15:25Speaker 02

  You should be allowed to use a lasso to tackle him. I think that's fair. Cause like you can't bring him down man to man.

• 1:15:31Speaker 00

  Yeah. I don't even, actually I, I think he's so big. I don't even think you could hip drop him.

• 1:15:35Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:15:36Speaker 00

  You just be, you just, you can't just hop on the backpack. He's like CT when he backpacked, uh.

• 1:15:42Speaker 02

  Johnny bananas.

• 1:15:43Speaker 00

  Yeah. He, he kinda looks like that when he's running down the field. It's crazy to watch. All right. So do we think the Steelers are any different than they've ever been?

• 1:15:54Speaker 02

  I think a little bit different.

• 1:15:55Speaker 00

  In what way?

• 1:15:56Speaker 02

  Uh, Aaron Rodgers doing.

• 1:15:57Speaker 00

  Mike McCarthy's skinny.

• 1:15:58Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, he's skinny. Aaron Rodgers is doing podcasts before games, which I like.

• 1:16:03Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:16:03Speaker 02

  He's got his own platform.

• 1:16:04Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:16:05Speaker 02

  Uh, I guess not his own, but his teammates platform.

• 1:16:07Speaker 00

  He finally could say what he's thinking.

• 1:16:08Speaker 02

  That's actually like underrated, good teammate move on Aaron Rodgers going on your teammates podcast.

• 1:16:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:16:14Speaker 02

  Instead of a national platform. So like get your buddies some views.

• 1:16:17Speaker 00

  We need to get him on Big Ben's. Oh, Brandon Aubrey just missed an extra point. Brandon Aubrey just.

• 1:16:23Speaker 03

  Go for two.

• 1:16:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, should've gone for two.

• 1:16:26Speaker 03

  Go for two there.

• 1:16:26Speaker 00

  It's the math. That is the math. Now they have to go for two.

• 1:16:32Speaker 00

  Um. I also lie bet the Cowboys over 20 and a half. That stinks. I just realized that.

• 1:16:40Speaker 03

  Yikes.

• 1:16:41Speaker 00

  That stinks. That absolutely stinks.

• 1:16:45Speaker 03

  That still hit the over though.

• 1:16:46Speaker 00

  Hank, whose line is it anyway? You're playing the Steelers next weekend.

• 1:16:50Speaker 06

  I know.

• 1:16:53Speaker 00

  How? Jerry?

• 1:16:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:16:54Speaker 00

  Yeah. I know too.

• 1:16:56Speaker 02

  Is it, where's the game?

• 1:16:57Speaker 00

  In New England.

• 1:16:59Speaker 02

  That's going to be the Patriots minus.

• 1:17:04Speaker 02

  Three and a half.

• 1:17:05Speaker 00

  Five and a half.

• 1:17:06Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:17:07Speaker 00

  Jerry, uh, said it was wildly disrespectful.

• 1:17:11Speaker 06

  I kind of agree.

• 1:17:12Speaker 00

  I don't. The Steelers are the same team they've always been, which doesn't mean they can't be like a decent team because their defense again is very good. And the Patriots are desperate now.

• 1:17:24Speaker 06

  It's true. They almost lost to Cooper Rush. So I like.

• 1:17:27Speaker 00

  Right.

• 1:17:28Speaker 06

  But five and a half. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just still, I'm still, I'm still down and just, you know, not feeling great after last week. So it seems crazy to be such heavy favorites, but.

• 1:17:37Speaker 02

  It was banner night.

• 1:17:39Speaker 00

  Yeah, but it was.

• 1:17:40Speaker 02

  Hostile environment. 12's Spencer Hawes.

• 1:17:43Speaker 00

  Yeah. I think the desperation factor definitely plays in here where the Patriots need to win this game. So.

• 1:17:50Speaker 00

  I would think.

• 1:17:52Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 1:17:54Speaker 00

  I just, I just, so I didn't see anything from the Steelers where I was like, wow, that team is, uh, they're, they're really different than what we've always seen from the Steelers.

• 1:18:01Speaker 02

  The more I think about it, I, I think.

• 1:18:02Speaker 06

  Their team is just TJ Watt.

• 1:18:03Speaker 02

  It's hard to say because it's the Falcons.

• 1:18:06Speaker 00

  But shouldn't they have beaten the Falcons way?

• 1:18:09Speaker 06

  But they never beat teams like they, they play those. They, they never win games that they're supposed to win handily.

• 1:18:15Speaker 02

  Yeah. What was the last time the Steelers won a game like? 37 to three or 37 to seven.

• 1:18:22Speaker 00

  Um, let's see. I can't remember one off the top of my head.

• 1:18:26Speaker 02

  I.

• 1:18:28Speaker 03

  I think they beat down the Bengals after they lost to the Bengals, like.

• 1:18:32Speaker 06

  They beat the Patriots last year.

• 1:18:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:18:34Speaker 06

  I don't know if it was.

• 1:18:35Speaker 00

  Oh yeah. They beat the Bengals 34 12 last year.

• 1:18:37Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:18:38Speaker 00

  With Mason Rudolph. Huh? Mason Rudolph QB1.

• 1:18:43Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 1:18:45Speaker 00

  Yeah. They, yeah, you're right. They, they don't, they don't normally, uh, even with Cooper Rush playing and, and Bijon, I feel bad for Bijon. I guess that would be the one takeaway. If you're the Falcons, like you did stay in this game. And if Michael Penix can come back, maybe it looks a little different. And everyone in the NFC South did lose today.

• 1:19:03Speaker 02

  Yeah. That's the thing. It's like.

• 1:19:04Speaker 00

  A good thing.

• 1:19:04Speaker 02

  Yeah. This is no, um, everybody had the same. Loss above replacement this week.

• 1:19:10Speaker 00

  Yes. Yes. Uh, okay. Next game. Memes. You ready?

• 1:19:18Speaker 00

  Jets 23, Titans 10. Absolute beat down by the Jets.

• 1:19:24Speaker 03

  Memes. What a stress free day of watching football.

• 1:19:28Speaker 00

  This guy.

• 1:19:29Speaker 03

  The Jets go, go into Nashville and, and play a lifeless, that's what the reporters were saying after the game.

• 1:19:35Speaker 02

  And you love reporters.

• 1:19:36Speaker 03

  Lifeless Titans team. It was fun.

• 1:19:39Speaker 02

  Hmm. You beat the shit out of them.

• 1:19:40Speaker 03

  Beat the shit out of them. Scored one touchdown. The game was over.

• 1:19:43Speaker 00

  The Titans had the longest play from scrimmage was 14 yards. They can't do anything. They're the exact same team as last year. Not to overreact, but they looked just awful.

• 1:19:54Speaker 03

  They're not just the same team. They did the hypothetical. If you combine the Jets and Giants, which they did.

• 1:20:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:20:01Speaker 03

  You would just end up losing to the Jets.

• 1:20:03Speaker 02

  They would just still be the same. Yeah.

• 1:20:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:20:05Speaker 02

  Uh, they did change one. The uniforms looked better.

• 1:20:07Speaker 00

  You could buy the Jets and Giants, you just lose to the Jets. But you know what I mean about the uniforms not looking real yet?

• 1:20:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, not yet. But I mean, they, they did look better and like it was an easier screen to look at.

• 1:20:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:20:19Speaker 02

  Is what I'm saying. It made, it, it was pleasing to the eye to see that baby blue. Uh, but memes, this was just an absolute shit pumping that you gave them. Gino looked great. Gino, 3,612 days, I believe, since his previous start with the New York Jets.

• 1:20:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:20:35Speaker 02

  He's back. Uh, the, the rushing attack looked really good.

• 1:20:40Speaker 00

  Oh, Breece Hall looked awesome.

• 1:20:41Speaker 02

  Breece Hall, Braylon. And then it was just, I, I, I want Cam Ward to be better than he is because he seems like he's, I like his quotes. He seems like he's locked in. He's a good story. I don't know if he's going to be the guy or not. I want him to be. But every week I, I feel like I, I get further and further from thinking that he is.

• 1:21:03Speaker 00

  Yeah. The, uh, it, it, it, it does not look any different. It looks actually almost weirdly worse because the Jets dominated him that bad. Uh, memes, that was the most you have, the Jets have outgained an opponent in a week one game since?

• 1:21:22Speaker 03

  2016?

• 1:21:25Speaker 00

  2014.

• 1:21:26Speaker 03

  Oh, close.

• 1:21:26Speaker 00

  With Gino.

• 1:21:30Speaker 00

  So now you guys are back.

• 1:21:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, that could be one of those things that if he never got punched in the face, he probably still could be the quarterback.

• 1:21:36Speaker 00

  I think you also won like week one that year and then lost like seven in a row.

• 1:21:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, that sounds, that sounds right too.

• 1:21:41Speaker 00

  Yeah. But yeah, that you, and you had also all your rookie, like Siddiq scored a touchdown. Uh, Cooper had a nice, nice play. David Bailey had a sack. It's like everyone's coming up Jets memes. You're a winner.

• 1:21:55Speaker 03

  Yeah. Omar, Omar Cooper's first catch and run. I thought he was going to turn into the greatest receiver ever. Unfortunately, he did get her.

• 1:22:02Speaker 02

  Uh, the offensive line looked pretty good too.

• 1:22:04Speaker 03

  Offense, offensive line. They just gave him all day to throw.

• 1:22:08Speaker 02

  Gino said, I don't think I got touched once all day.

• 1:22:11Speaker 00

  That's pretty good.

• 1:22:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, Gino was slinging it. Guys were just wide open and they, and credit to Aaron Glenn. They just stuck to the game plan.

• 1:22:19Speaker 02

  So right now the Giants are winning. They're up 28 to 20, uh, three minutes, 40 seconds left in the fourth.

• 1:22:26Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:22:27Speaker 02

  With the Jets winning. If this score holds, I believe the last time both teams won in week one was 2009.

• 1:22:36Speaker 00

  Damn. That's a long time.

• 1:22:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:39Speaker 00

  It's a long ass time.

• 1:22:39Speaker 03

  That is a long ass time. I remember 22 that they won on the same week a lot.

• 1:22:47Speaker 02

  But not we, yeah.

• 1:22:48Speaker 03

  I don't know about week one.

• 1:22:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. But memes, this is, um, between this and the Knicks, I mean, congratulations.

• 1:22:54Speaker 00

  He's got just a different, just completely Hank sitting on that couch right now because he's a cuck and, and New York is just. All right. Do you feel it coming off memes? He's a different guy.

• 1:23:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:23:05Speaker 06

  I'm happy for him.

• 1:23:06Speaker 02

  Me too.

• 1:23:07Speaker 00

  He's just a, he's a cheery guy. He's a different guy. You're not happy for him.

• 1:23:11Speaker 03

  He congratulated everybody. He, he walked back to the desk. He was like, congrats, Max. Congrats, Colton.

• 1:23:16Speaker 06

  No, I didn't say congrats, Max. I wasn't saying back there. I said, congrats to Colton. Colton's out and he was just.

• 1:23:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:23:21Speaker 06

  He was the Cardinals.

• 1:23:22Speaker 00

  I have a question.

• 1:23:23Speaker 06

  That was an upset win. The Jets were supposed to win that game. I had to, I bet, I, the Jets and Giants were in the hungry dog. Like I was, I was pro New York this weekend.

• 1:23:30Speaker 00

  Cooper Rush fucked you.

• 1:23:31Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:23:32Speaker 00

  But I don't.

• 1:23:32Speaker 06

  No, the fucking Nick Folk.

• 1:23:35Speaker 00

  Yeah. Forty-two year, year old kicker. Um, are the Titans?

• 1:23:40Speaker 06

  Cooper Rush played good.

• 1:23:41Speaker 00

  Are the Titans the most depressed? Cooper Rush did not play good. He played fine for Cooper Rush.

• 1:23:49Speaker 00

  Are the Titans the most depressed fan base right now currently?

• 1:23:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:23:53Speaker 00

  Cause that like.

• 1:23:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, without a doubt.

• 1:23:54Speaker 00

  And I know the Browns obviously are always in the conversation. No, no, no, but hear me out, hear me out and we'll get to the Browns game.

• 1:24:02Speaker 00

  I don't, I'm not saying that Browns fans don't want to win. I do think they want to win, but I think because of the history of the Browns, their depression is almost like a personality trait that it's not like, how did we get here? They're almost like, this is where we've always been.

• 1:24:16Speaker 06

  Loser city. Yeah.

• 1:24:17Speaker 00

  Right. Well, not loser city.

• 1:24:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're depressed because they're a football team, but it's like, you know, a lot of artists have huge amounts of depression too.

• 1:24:24Speaker 00

  The struggle.

• 1:24:25Speaker 02

  And they still go out there and make like great music.

• 1:24:27Speaker 00

  Right.

• 1:24:27Speaker 02

  For example, um, but that, that's kind of the Browns fan base. Also the Browns fan base, they're more angry and pissed off. They're like, they're feeling something at least. I, I think the Titans, their fan base might be so depressed that they're just kind of like, they're stuck in that, they're just numb. And they're like, well, this sucks. I don't feel anything.

• 1:24:45Speaker 00

  And they're almost, their, uh, their owners almost like, uh, like absentee parent who's like trying to buy, buy them away with new gifts and shit like, hey, here are some new uniforms. Oh, new stadium. Oh, new, new coach.

• 1:24:58Speaker 02

  We got, uh, Jets and Giants coaches for you guys.

• 1:25:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, this is gonna be fun. And it's like, no, you, we still suck. We just want you to be here and, and be present. Uh, the, the, the crowd like cleared out of this game. And it was, there was a fire Sala chant that was audible.

• 1:25:17Speaker 00

  This is his first game. It's a Titan. There was a guy who yelled back, bring Wizzen Hunt and you could hear it on the broadcast. That is some like, that is the, the most rock bottom thing you could ever say. Bring back Wizzen Hunt.

• 1:25:32Speaker 02

  We miss it. We miss Mike Malarkey.

• 1:25:35Speaker 00

  Come on guys. I'm laughing, but I'm not like, I, I feel for Titan, Titans. That's so brutal.

• 1:25:41Speaker 02

  What do you think about Cam Ward? Because I, he was a great college quarterback his, his last year. He's a lot of fun to watch. I haven't really seen.

• 1:25:50Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:25:50Speaker 02

  Like the, the best plays that he's made in the NFL have been plays that are like, oh shit, please don't do that. Oh my God, I can't believe that worked.

• 1:25:57Speaker 00

  Yeah. I, I think it's, uh, Cam Ward could be a good quarterback.

• 1:26:05Speaker 00

  He's in a terrible situation.

• 1:26:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:07Speaker 00

  So it's, it's, it's not like, I, I just always wonder about that, you know, like what situation obviously matters. Coaching matters.

• 1:26:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:15Speaker 00

  I mean, look at Caleb year one to year two, like the coaching matters. So, and maybe, maybe he'll get better this year, but I have not seen it.

• 1:26:24Speaker 02

  They had, they did have one wild ass play call today where they faked an in around that like ran behind Cam Ward and he tossed the ball up in the air.

• 1:26:32Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:26:33Speaker 02

  Like he was pitching it to them, but he was just tossing it up to himself. And then I forget what happened after. I think he just kind of ran forward, maybe took a sack on it. But for the first half of that play, I was like, oh shit, the, the Titans are up to something. This offense could be fun. And then it just wasn't fun.

• 1:26:47Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:26:47Speaker 02

  It was no fun. Um, yeah. Omar Cooper looked good. Kenyon Sadiq looked awesome memes. You gotta be happy about everything.

• 1:26:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, I fired up. What about Gino slinging it?

• 1:26:57Speaker 02

  Where do we stand about, uh, Titans fan ballin FB who said, if the Titans lose, I will walk from MetLife to Nissan Stadium. And then after the game, he said, all you people in my mentions, I'm not walking.

• 1:27:09Speaker 00

  Yeah. I would say that ballin F, uh, FFB, uh, you're cursing the Titans, but I don't really know like what could get worse.

• 1:27:21Speaker 02

  Um.

• 1:27:22Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:27:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm trying to think.

• 1:27:23Speaker 00

  Like, oh no, you're not following through. You're gonna, you're gonna make the Titans bad.

• 1:27:28Speaker 02

  Stadium funding gets pulled.

• 1:27:29Speaker 00

  I think they already built it.

• 1:27:32Speaker 02

  Yeah. The inspector, the inspector does the walkthrough and he's like, you can't play football here.

• 1:27:37Speaker 00

  Oh shit. There's an, there's an active volcano underneath this football.

• 1:27:42Speaker 02

  It's down to crack and there's some, there's mold.

• 1:27:44Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah. You, you like, that's how sad, that is, that's actually ballin FFB is, he, he is a perfect embodiment of the Titans current state and the fact that he, he's making a, a claim, not following through. And I can't even be like, how could you do that, dude?

• 1:28:05Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:28:06Speaker 00

  It's like, whatever. His punishment is bad enough. He has to watch the Titans. You know what I mean?

• 1:28:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:28:10Speaker 00

  Normally when these things happen, like the BYU guy who had to stick a burrito up his ass, like dude, we're going to see you stick this burrito up your ass. We're not going to stop bothering you till you put this burrito up your ass.

• 1:28:20Speaker 02

  Did he do it?

• 1:28:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, he did.

• 1:28:21Speaker 02

  Hell yeah.

• 1:28:21Speaker 00

  Uh, this guy, this guy, I don't really care. You, don't walk. Who cares, dude? It's the Titans. Who cares?

• 1:28:30Speaker 02

  Memes, this, this stat, is this true that, um, this was the Jets first opening drive touchdown that they scored since 2016?

• 1:28:39Speaker 00

  That's sick.

• 1:28:40Speaker 03

  That is true.

• 1:28:42Speaker 02

  You guys are so back. I can't even begin, like, words are not covering how back you are.

• 1:28:46Speaker 03

  We are so back.

• 1:28:49Speaker 00

  What is going through your head right now?

• 1:28:51Speaker 03

  Uh, that the Jets are a, a year ahead of schedule.

• 1:28:56Speaker 00

  Oh, I love that.

• 1:28:56Speaker 03

  That makes sense.

• 1:28:57Speaker 00

  There's nothing better than being a little bit ahead of schedule.

• 1:28:59Speaker 03

  Cause they're not supposed to be good. They're plus what? 30,000 to win the Superbowl. So like bottom four team is expectation, but like today was one of those, it separates you from the dog shit.

• 1:29:10Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:29:10Speaker 03

  If that makes sense.

• 1:29:11Speaker 00

  Yeah. That does make sense.

• 1:29:13Speaker 03

  Let me finish my thought and then I'll, I'll call on you. But like, nah, now I lost my thought.

• 1:29:19Speaker 02

  I'm sorry.

• 1:29:19Speaker 03

  PFT question.

• 1:29:20Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah. PFT commenter, uh, part of my take podcast, Barstool Sports. Are the Jets too good?

• 1:29:27Speaker 03

  Too good? No, no, because there were still a ton of mistakes. The, did you see the kick today from the kicker?

• 1:29:33Speaker 02

  I saw the kick from the kicker. Yeah.

• 1:29:34Speaker 03

  It was like the worst kick in NFL history.

• 1:29:36Speaker 02

  That was a really bad, bad, actually let's go to our kicking expert Hank. Hank, how bad was?

• 1:29:41Speaker 06

  I didn't see it, but I'm, I'm, I'll take PFT's word for it. He's a kick guy.

• 1:29:44Speaker 02

  It was garbage. It was, uh, just dead hook to the left.

• 1:29:48Speaker 03

  But then he figured out how, but then he figured out how.

• 1:29:51Speaker 06

  Yeah, that happens. That happens. That, that might, that happens.

• 1:29:54Speaker 02

  But then he figured it out.

• 1:29:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, that, which also happens.

• 1:29:57Speaker 02

  But yours, you didn't figure yours out.

• 1:29:58Speaker 06

  I did. Then I got dead foot.

• 1:29:59Speaker 02

  Do you think that the Jets kicker is going to accidentally drive into his garage door tonight?

• 1:30:04Speaker 03

  I don't think so. I don't think so.

• 1:30:05Speaker 02

  But do you know what I'm saying? Like why are, do you think the Jets might be too good for right now?

• 1:30:10Speaker 03

  No, because they still had that bad clock management at the end of the half. They just have some stuff to clean up, some obvious stuff to clean up.

• 1:30:16Speaker 02

  Are you worried that they might win too many games is what I'm asking?

• 1:30:20Speaker 03

  No, we have so many picks. That's the head of schedule.

• 1:30:23Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:30:24Speaker 03

  We have the Colts pick. We have the Cowboys pick.

• 1:30:26Speaker 02

  So you have, yeah, you've got teams to actively root against.

• 1:30:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is, this is a great year because you could ruin your draft stock while also hate watching other teams, hoping they get you a high pick.

• 1:30:38Speaker 00

  Who, who do you have next?

• 1:30:40Speaker 03

  Packers.

• 1:30:42Speaker 00

  Dude, what if you beat the Packers? That'd be so sick.

• 1:30:45Speaker 03

  No Mika.

• 1:30:47Speaker 00

  That'd be so sick. Do it. Do it. I dare you to do it.

• 1:30:51Speaker 03

  So this was the separation game and then next week to see where you're actually at.

• 1:30:55Speaker 00

  This is separation from the bottom.

• 1:30:57Speaker 03

  From the bottom.

• 1:30:58Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:30:58Speaker 03

  Yeah. And now it's, let's, let's see what kind of football team you are.

• 1:31:01Speaker 00

  Okay. So if you win next week, you're now officially a good team.

• 1:31:05Speaker 03

  Actual football team.

• 1:31:06Speaker 00

  That's a good team.

• 1:31:08Speaker 03

  Good team. Yeah, moving on up.

• 1:31:10Speaker 02

  Yeah. Where do you think you'd be? Where should we list the Jets in the power rankings?

• 1:31:15Speaker 03

  Not bad.

• 1:31:16Speaker 02

  But like if we're doing numbers.

• 1:31:19Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 1:31:21Speaker 03

  Seventeen.

• 1:31:22Speaker 02

  Wow, that's good.

• 1:31:23Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm. Yeah, that sounds, that sounds right.

• 1:31:25Speaker 00

  What about?

• 1:31:25Speaker 03

  I do, I am looking forward to just seeing the Jets name above the other teams that are 0-1.

• 1:31:31Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:31:33Speaker 03

  Patriots, Rams, you know?

• 1:31:34Speaker 00

  Well, you think there'll be above them in the power rankings?

• 1:31:37Speaker 03

  1-0.

• 1:31:38Speaker 00

  You're talking about standings. I don't think you're talking about power rankings.

• 1:31:41Speaker 03

  No, no, you have to.

• 1:31:42Speaker 02

  Power. Yeah.

• 1:31:43Speaker 03

  How, that's not how you do power rankings.

• 1:31:44Speaker 02

  That's actually a good question. How many 0-1 teams will the, will the Jets at 1-0 be behind in the power rankings?

• 1:31:51Speaker 03

  No, you have to be ahead of all of them because you're 1-0.

• 1:31:54Speaker 00

  I don't know if that's how it works when you play the Titans.

• 1:31:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:31:57Speaker 03

  You play who you play.

• 1:31:59Speaker 00

  I agree. I agree with that. You're ahead of the Browns. Definitely. Head of the Titans, head of the Colts.

• 1:32:10Speaker 00

  I put you ahead of the Chargers.

• 1:32:13Speaker 02

  That, that's the one I'm interested to see.

• 1:32:16Speaker 00

  What?

• 1:32:17Speaker 03

  I think it should go by record.

• 1:32:18Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:32:18Speaker 03

  Whatever.

• 1:32:19Speaker 02

  Okay. Well, they, they already do have a system that sorts it by record.

• 1:32:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, then, then that's just standing.

• 1:32:24Speaker 00

  That's like I said, you said standing. You don't want power rankings. You want standings.

• 1:32:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, you want standings.

• 1:32:28Speaker 00

  Which standings, I could show you standings. I'll, I'll screenshot it and send you standings.

• 1:32:32Speaker 02

  But the standings should have some influence.

• 1:32:35Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:32:35Speaker 02

  Into the power.

• 1:32:36Speaker 00

  I think they do.

• 1:32:37Speaker 03

  They have some, yeah.

• 1:32:37Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah. But like, the Colts last year, like, were they ever number one in the power rankings when I think they had the best record in the NFL?

• 1:32:48Speaker 03

  I think so.

• 1:32:48Speaker 00

  I don't think so.

• 1:32:49Speaker 03

  At a certain time, they, they were.

• 1:32:50Speaker 00

  I don't, I don't think they were. I don't think they were number one.

• 1:32:53Speaker 03

  So like tomorrow, power rankings should be 1 through 16 of 1-0.

• 1:32:57Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:32:58Speaker 02

  I like.

• 1:32:59Speaker 00

  So you want me to change how I do power rankings?

• 1:33:02Speaker 03

  For week one.

• 1:33:03Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:33:03Speaker 03

  Power rankings have gone one way forever.

• 1:33:05Speaker 02

  I, I, memes is entitled to make his own power rank.

• 1:33:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, I always say when people get upset about my power rankings, they make your own. So why don't you make your own?

• 1:33:13Speaker 02

  And just have it be strictly by, by win-loss.

• 1:33:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, you, you have to be the standings.

• 1:33:18Speaker 03

  But week one, you guys aren't, so like week one, everybody's 1-0.

• 1:33:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:33:23Speaker 03

  And then there's other teams that don't have any wins.

• 1:33:25Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:33:26Speaker 03

  So they're 16 through 32.

• 1:33:28Speaker 02

  Right. No, yeah, we, we understand that concept.

• 1:33:30Speaker 03

  You're making this, this is.

• 1:33:34Speaker 02

  Mimes, just do your power rankings based on like the facts of what the records are and then point differential to separate the teams that have identical records.

• 1:33:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, look.

• 1:33:42Speaker 02

  And that that's your power ranking.

• 1:33:44Speaker 00

  Mimes, do you are right now, I'm looking at it, you're one, two, three, four, five, six, seventh in the power rankings. If you just go sort by record and then point differential.

• 1:33:55Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 1:33:56Speaker 00

  There you go.

• 1:33:56Speaker 02

  Top 10.

• 1:33:57Speaker 00

  Great.

• 1:33:57Speaker 05

  Top 10.

• 1:33:58Speaker 02

  Hank, are you concerned about the Jets?

• 1:34:02Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:34:03Speaker 02

  The Jets are ahead of you in all the power rankings right now.

• 1:34:06Speaker 00

  Why not?

• 1:34:08Speaker 06

  Cause they're the Jets.

• 1:34:10Speaker 02

  Okay, well, that history, never mind.

• 1:34:15Speaker 02

  Never mind, Hank. But if I were you, I would be a little bit concerned that they're building something. The future might not be totally dead.

• 1:34:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, they're ahead of schedule of not being a bottom 14. Congrats.

• 1:34:27Speaker 05

  I found I found a power website that did power rankings already.

• 1:34:31Speaker 00

  Already? Okay.

• 1:34:32Speaker 05

  And the Jets. They got the Jets at 28. That's bullshit.

• 1:34:35Speaker 02

  It's up two spots.

• 1:34:36Speaker 00

  Wow, huge. That's a climber.

• 1:34:39Speaker 05

  Need to be up at least 12.

• 1:34:43Speaker 05

  What, do you guys want to play whose line is anyway for Jets Packers?

• 1:34:46Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah, where is it?

• 1:34:48Speaker 06

  Jets.

• 1:34:48Speaker 05

  It's in New York. I looked it up.

• 1:34:50Speaker 06

  Jets minus six.

• 1:34:52Speaker 02

  Uh, I think it's.

• 1:34:54Speaker 06

  After everything I just heard.

• 1:34:55Speaker 02

  I think it's Packers plus three. I'm sorry, Packers minus three.

• 1:34:59Speaker 00

  I'm gonna say Packers minus four and a half.

• 1:35:04Speaker 05

  Bang. Four and a half.

• 1:35:06Speaker 00

  Nice.

• 1:35:07Speaker 05

  I thought it would be a little, I think that's respectable line for the.

• 1:35:09Speaker 00

  I thought it was.

• 1:35:10Speaker 05

  They think.

• 1:35:10Speaker 00

  I thought it would have been higher. So they're.

• 1:35:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think that.

• 1:35:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:35:13Speaker 05

  Vegas thinks the Jets are gonna be in that game.

• 1:35:15Speaker 00

  Well, but.

• 1:35:17Speaker 05

  Four and a half, yeah.

• 1:35:19Speaker 00

  The spread is is is a power ranking of sorts.

• 1:35:22Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:35:23Speaker 00

  The Packers are 0-1, the Jets are 1-0, the Packers are favored by four and a half in.

• 1:35:28Speaker 02

  You're just gonna confuse them.

• 1:35:30Speaker 05

  I see what you're saying. I see where you're coming from. Vegas doesn't respect the power rankings.

• 1:35:37Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's true. That's facts.

• 1:35:39Speaker 02

  Yep, true.

• 1:35:41Speaker 00

  Okay, last game of the early slate Jaguars 34, Browns 10. Jaguars good, Browns bad.

• 1:35:48Speaker 02

  That's about it. Uh, Deshaun Watson, really bad.

• 1:35:52Speaker 00

  Well.

• 1:35:53Speaker 06

  The score is.

• 1:35:54Speaker 00

  Hold on.

• 1:35:55Speaker 06

  Better than it was, too, which is crazy to say, because it was 34-10.

• 1:35:59Speaker 00

  Is Deshaun Watson Mr. Fourth Quarter? He was seven for seven, 126 yards. The score was 34 to three.

• 1:36:07Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:36:07Speaker 00

  It was the the absolute definition of junk, uh, of garbage time. In quarters one through three, he was nine for 15 for 79 yards.

• 1:36:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, um, the Browns had.

• 1:36:18Speaker 00

  So bad, dude.

• 1:36:19Speaker 02

  The Browns had, it's gonna be tough to beat this one all season. Maybe the saddest field goal that we'll see all year. They were down 31, I believe in the third quarter, uh, kicked a field goal to cut a four score game to a different four scores. Uh, and then right after that, immediately lost it back and went down, I believe, 34 to three.

• 1:36:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:36:42Speaker 02

  Todd Monkin, I understand why he did it. He's a first year head coach. You don't want to get shut out in your first game as a first year head coach.

• 1:36:50Speaker 00

  Yes, I'd agree.

• 1:36:51Speaker 02

  But also.

• 1:36:52Speaker 00

  Well, he forgot about Mr. Fourth Quarter.

• 1:36:54Speaker 02

  Forgot about Mr. Fourth Quarter, but also extremely sad kick to have Todd Monkin send his team out there to try and, uh, and after the game, all the. He's very quickly learning, uh, what it's like to be a head coach for the Cleveland Browns, because every question was just, what are you gonna do about the quarterback?

• 1:37:11Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:37:11Speaker 02

  He's like, I don't know, man. Everyone sucks.

• 1:37:13Speaker 00

  He said, uh, I'm sure as hell not firing me when he was asked about Deshaun Watson. So he's already getting defensive and being like, hey, I'm not gonna fire, I'm not firing me, guys. It sure as hell not firing me. I'm not firing our staff. I'm not getting rid of all of our players. He happens to be one of 53, so we'll evaluate everything. We just didn't play good enough, didn't coach well enough. Also, Todd Monkin. I'm not saying that I don't believe him because he seems like a nice guy. Did you see that he he did a Dan Hurley in the postgame?

• 1:37:45Speaker 02

  He drank his own piss?

• 1:37:46Speaker 00

  No, a different Dan Hurley.

• 1:37:48Speaker 02

  Head butted?

• 1:37:49Speaker 00

  Uh, he said, we're not where we want to be and they better get us now.

• 1:37:55Speaker 00

  I don't know, dude.

• 1:37:58Speaker 00

  This is famously Dan Hurley calling his shot when he was like, get us now because we're coming, we're gonna, we're gonna be a lot better. And then he called the shot and won national titles. Todd Monkin is kind of trying to do the same thing like, hey, you can beat us now, but watch out for the Browns later.

• 1:38:13Speaker 02

  I hope you get your kicks in.

• 1:38:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:38:14Speaker 02

  Have fun beating us this year and everyone's gonna be like, yeah, okay, yeah, sure.

• 1:38:18Speaker 00

  We will, dude.

• 1:38:18Speaker 02

  That sounds actually awesome. I think we will do that.

• 1:38:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:38:21Speaker 02

  The the Jags have won, I believe it's seven in a row.

• 1:38:24Speaker 00

  In regular season, yeah.

• 1:38:25Speaker 02

  In the regular season, so nine, um, well, no, so they lost to the to the Bills, right, the playoffs? But it's, so yeah, I guess it would be seven in a row.

• 1:38:32Speaker 00

  In regular season.

• 1:38:32Speaker 02

  In regular season, uh, their offense looked awesome.

• 1:38:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, Trevor Lawrence was never like pressured. Uh, he threw the ball to, I think, nine or 10 different targets, nine different, uh, guys caught a pass. He looked super comfortable. They picked up basically right where they left off and it was, they dominated. They absolutely shit, they they killed. They dominated the the Browns. This was never a game. The Browns, Deshaun Watson.

• 1:39:01Speaker 00

  And we're we were wrong, like, obviously it's a long season, but the defense didn't look much better than like, we thought the defense is gonna be keeping them in games. Didn't happen today.

• 1:39:10Speaker 02

  Not at all.

• 1:39:11Speaker 00

  Did not happen.

• 1:39:11Speaker 02

  That's why I give a lot of credit to the Jags offense, because I do think that the Browns defense, they're not this bad.

• 1:39:17Speaker 00

  Right.

• 1:39:18Speaker 02

  I think they'll show that they're they're gonna be one of the stronger units in the league, but today, uh, it was just a masterclass from Liam Cohen and Trevor Lawrence.

• 1:39:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:39:28Speaker 02

  It was dominant.

• 1:39:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was. It was dominant and, uh, they even had Josh Josh Allen, uh, Josh Heinz Allen was said after the game that he was shocked the Browns took the ball. He said, when the Browns wanted to, uh, receive, I was like, oh, okay. Then we got an interception five plays later. It's like, yeah, that's exactly how the game went. He, I mean, Deshaun Watson threw a perfect pass to the linebacker.

• 1:39:52Speaker 02

  It was game over.

• 1:39:53Speaker 00

  Game over right then and there. And there's, there's something about like getting your ass kicked in Jacksonville in September when it's a million degrees. It just looks extra bad. The sun is so bright, you know? You like really look like a bad team when that happens.

• 1:40:08Speaker 02

  People are in in the pool laughing at you.

• 1:40:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:40:11Speaker 02

  There were some people that were wearing Browns jerseys and Jaguars hats. I figured they just must be either very confused.

• 1:40:19Speaker 00

  I thought that was, so it was someone wearing a Shador jersey and a Jaguar hat. I just assumed they're a huge Colorado football fan.

• 1:40:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, that makes sense. Maybe a member of the Sanders family.

• 1:40:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:40:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:40:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, where that that that would be the only, I don't even know, like, what, is that a faux pas? Like, everyone just be like, we feel, we have, I don't know what's going on, dude.

• 1:40:39Speaker 02

  They're, yeah, they're doing split uniforms to make their, to make the Browns feel better. Because they're so bad.

• 1:40:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:40:49Speaker 02

  Like not even taking you seriously as an opponent. I feel bad for Browns fans. I do.

• 1:40:54Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:40:55Speaker 02

  It's it's gotta be such dog shit to deal with this year in, year out, no end to the, and just when you seem like you have maybe an answer, you throw that away. And the way that you throw it away is by making your team not only, um, unwatchable, but also unroot forable in terms of who you decide to bring in.

• 1:41:17Speaker 00

  Correct.

• 1:41:17Speaker 02

  To turn around your team from a spot where you're at the best place that you've been in maybe the last 30 years.

• 1:41:22Speaker 00

  Yes, that's.

• 1:41:23Speaker 02

  I feel bad for Browns fans.

• 1:41:24Speaker 00

  Oh, I, it goes without saying, you don't even, you really don't even have to say it. It's like kind of an implied, it's, uh, it's a test of of whether you're a human being or not. Do you, do you feel bad for like, it's just, it's a shitty, their their franchise just kicks them in the nuts repeatedly.

• 1:41:42Speaker 02

  I also respect.

• 1:41:43Speaker 00

  Repeatedly.

• 1:41:43Speaker 02

  I respect the fuck out of Browns fans.

• 1:41:45Speaker 00

  Oh, definitely. Hank?

• 1:41:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:41:50Speaker 02

  Do you respect Browns fans?

• 1:41:52Speaker 00

  Ohio State lost in a heartbreaker on Saturday, which we'll talk about that on Wednesday.

• 1:41:56Speaker 06

  Tough weekend for the people of Cleveland. I I just hated to see it. There's probably a lot of, uh, Ohio State Browns fans and and they just woke up mad and and are gonna wake up Monday even more mad.

• 1:42:07Speaker 02

  That's the one thing.

• 1:42:08Speaker 06

  And that's that's just too bad.

• 1:42:10Speaker 02

  So I.

• 1:42:10Speaker 06

  At least they have a beautiful, you know, uh, just never mind.

• 1:42:13Speaker 02

  And beautiful what?

• 1:42:15Speaker 06

  Just they live in Cleveland or Ohio, so they're they're.

• 1:42:18Speaker 00

  Cleveland's actually pretty nice.

• 1:42:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, the flats have come a long way, Hank. Don't do that.

• 1:42:22Speaker 00

  Machine Gun Kelly. You're an enemy of the state of Ohio.

• 1:42:25Speaker 02

  Bone thugs.

• 1:42:26Speaker 06

  I know. Yeah, you, the, they, they say terrible things to me.

• 1:42:29Speaker 02

  What a great art.

• 1:42:29Speaker 06

  They deserve this.

• 1:42:30Speaker 00

  Well, you said terrible things to them.

• 1:42:32Speaker 06

  Not really.

• 1:42:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:42:33Speaker 06

  You said the truth. Truth hurts.

• 1:42:36Speaker 02

  I I I do sometimes forget that Browns fans are usually Ohio State fans and that that makes me feel better about the whole situation.

• 1:42:42Speaker 00

  I don't. Tate always reminds us.

• 1:42:44Speaker 02

  I I think that it's nice that the universe kind of slap, like it shakes your hand on Saturday and then slaps you in the dick on Sunday.

• 1:42:51Speaker 00

  Not right now. Ohio State's lost three out of the last four. Isn't that a crazy thing to say out loud?

• 1:42:57Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 1:43:00Speaker 00

  Last three out of the last four.

• 1:43:01Speaker 02

  Maybe Todd, Todd Monkin get a little nipple pierce.

• 1:43:04Speaker 00

  Well, I kind of like what you were about to do there. Todd De Monk.

• 1:43:07Speaker 02

  Todd De Monk.

• 1:43:08Speaker 00

  I think maybe come in as Todd De Monk.

• 1:43:11Speaker 02

  Everything runs on Monkin.

• 1:43:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:43:15Speaker 00

  Todd De Monk, I think would, would, would bench Deshaun.

• 1:43:19Speaker 02

  For sure.

• 1:43:20Speaker 00

  It's just so crazy that they're in a situation where like it's, Deshaun actually might be the best option they have.

• 1:43:27Speaker 02

  I, I don't doubt that at all.

• 1:43:28Speaker 00

  Right. They don't even have a Cooper Rush. Should trade for a Cooper Rush.

• 1:43:34Speaker 02

  Flacco.

• 1:43:35Speaker 00

  Yeah. I mean, this is the curse of Flacco. They had, they, they go to the playoffs, Joe Flacco, Joe Flacco is like the best dude ever.

• 1:43:43Speaker 02

  Who do you think? Wait, so how many, how many yards passing did Deshaun have in the fourth?

• 1:43:47Speaker 00

  Hundred and 26 yards, seven for seven.

• 1:43:50Speaker 02

  You, you gotta build off that.

• 1:43:51Speaker 00

  Yeah. So I'm saying it's your fourth quarter.

• 1:43:53Speaker 02

  Just build off it. Yeah. That's like Drake in the, in the Superbowl.

• 1:43:55Speaker 00

  Yeah. Nine for 15, 79 yards in the first three quarters, which some would say is just as important because if you play that bad in the first three quarters, you'll probably be down 34 to three.

• 1:44:07Speaker 02

  You think, uh, you know, the, the terrible towels they have in Jacksonville called the Jag, the Jag rag? You think Deshaun took a couple home?

• 1:44:15Speaker 00

  Yes, definitely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, who, who is the Gino said, I wasn't even touched today?

• 1:44:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:44:21Speaker 00

  That's Deshaun's worst nightmare.

• 1:44:23Speaker 02

  Not be, yeah.

• 1:44:25Speaker 00

  Wasn't even touched.

• 1:44:25Speaker 02

  He should go to that place by the, Zach.

• 1:44:29Speaker 02

  Are the Browns in town? Do they, do they come to Chicago this year?

• 1:44:32Speaker 00

  No, they came last year.

• 1:44:34Speaker 02

  I bet he did.

• 1:44:34Speaker 00

  Yeah. Multiple times.

• 1:44:36Speaker 02

  Uh, Browns at the Bucks next weekend. I talked to a Browns fan close to us and he said, this is their Superbowl next week.

• 1:44:44Speaker 00

  So

• 1:44:46Speaker 00

  that's pathetic.

• 1:44:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was tough.

• 1:44:48Speaker 00

  What, what do you mean?

• 1:44:50Speaker 02

  He just said, this is the Superbowl.

• 1:44:51Speaker 00

  No, it's not.

• 1:44:52Speaker 03

  For some reason, our Browns fans are somehow mad at Baker Mayfield for them getting rid of him.

• 1:44:57Speaker 02

  That doesn't make any sense.

• 1:44:58Speaker 00

  That makes no sense.

• 1:44:59Speaker 02

  I mean, I, I guess.

• 1:45:00Speaker 00

  Be mad at your organization.

• 1:45:01Speaker 02

  I understand that Baker played while he was injured and so he, he wasn't as good as he could have been. But you have to understand Baker and you have to have somebody that's, that's willing to bench him. Be like, hey dude, get surgery.

• 1:45:14Speaker 00

  I will say, all right, one positive thing for the Browns. Ready? Won the Miles Garrett trade thus far. Miles Garrett knee surgery out for at least four weeks.

• 1:45:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's true.

• 1:45:25Speaker 00

  You won the Miles, Jared verse didn't have a great game today, but you still, you won the Miles Garrett trade thus far.

• 1:45:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:45:32Speaker 00

  Miles Garrett wins a ring. Maybe we change the, the update on, on who won the trade. But as of right now, you're the winner of that trade.

• 1:45:40Speaker 02

  If I'm a Todd De Monk, and what I would do after this game is I would, I would keep the boys in Florida.

• 1:45:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:45:47Speaker 02

  You know how like Sean McVay likes to keep guys on the East Coast if he's playing back to back games?

• 1:45:51Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:45:53Speaker 02

  You lose to the Jags, you got the Bucks, let's just stay in Florida this week. Let's say we don't want to screw up the time zones, even though I'm pretty sure Ohio and Cleveland is the exact same time zone. You can't bounce, if you make that many trips back and forth between Florida and Ohio, there's going to be flock cameras that put you on suspicion of meth dealing.

• 1:46:11Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:46:11Speaker 02

  So you want to just stay in Florida for a long time, get a nice hotel, maybe by the beach. A lot of great places to go out to eat in Florida, get some good seafood in Tampa and maybe hit some of the gentleman's clubs there. And acclimate yourself.

• 1:46:24Speaker 00

  Sounds like a good time.

• 1:46:25Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:46:25Speaker 00

  Sounds like a good time.

• 1:46:26Speaker 02

  We're getting paid to be an NFL head coach right now. Why not enjoy yourself, Todd?

• 1:46:30Speaker 00

  Todd De Monk can let loose. Let those fingers fly. Okay, let's, uh, let's, let's, let's break and we'll, we'll come back with the afternoon slate and also, uh, Sunday night football.

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• 1:48:47Speaker 02

  What do you want, Max?

• 1:48:49Speaker 03

  It's, I mean, you're the one who's, who's going to be going through it.

• 1:48:52Speaker 02

  I'm not going through it. If you mean, uh, providing a honest and, and right down the middle, straight up recap of the game.

• 1:48:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's, yeah.

• 1:48:59Speaker 02

  And being.

• 1:49:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, that was a good promo. Wolves end with Eagles. Yeah, cliffhanger. Uh, Dolphins Raiders, Raiders 27, Dolphins 13.

• 1:49:11Speaker 00

  I don't know. The, the Dolphins are just, they might be the worst team in, in the NFL. Do Dolphins play the Titans this year? That'll be the shit bowl.

• 1:49:20Speaker 02

  We gotta, we gotta, that should be a Thursday night game.

• 1:49:23Speaker 00

  The, the, the reason why, uh, if we go back and talk about, you know, how the Titans are the most depressed fan base. I, at least the Dolphins know, everyone knows Dolphins fans, Dolphins organization, we're rebuilding all of it.

• 1:49:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is actually, it's, it's going to suck this year.

• 1:49:40Speaker 00

  Right.

• 1:49:41Speaker 02

  And maybe next year for the Dolphins.

• 1:49:42Speaker 00

  Right.

• 1:49:43Speaker 02

  But they're trying to do it the right way, I would say. I mean, the best part of this game for Dolphins fans, um, Malik Willis had cool shoes.

• 1:49:50Speaker 00

  I had the opposite take.

• 1:49:52Speaker 02

  You don't like, uh, you don't like the Emerald sparkly slippers that he put on?

• 1:49:56Speaker 00

  I think you need to be a good football team to be wearing those. I think you should start with maybe, maybe shoeless. Max Crosby made him shoeless for a play. He ripped his shoe off. Max Crosby was everywhere. This, these are the type of games, Max Crosby is good all the time, but especially when it's like, you're not even putting a real football team out there. Max Crosby is just going to fuck you up. He was pressured, Malik Willis pressured 17 times, sacked five times. I think the shoes are a little too sparkly for how bad the Dolphins are going to be at football this year.

• 1:50:28Speaker 02

  I think the shoes worked though. Yeah. Cause I think.

• 1:50:31Speaker 00

  Those are cool.

• 1:50:31Speaker 02

  I think they worked in that, uh, they were like a distraction.

• 1:50:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:50:35Speaker 02

  Like you see some animals have like little things on their body that they use to lure would be predators away.

• 1:50:40Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:50:41Speaker 02

  Like that's what it did for Max Crosby. He was like, oh, sparkly shoe. He tackled that and Malik Willis got away on that play.

• 1:50:46Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:50:47Speaker 02

  So I guess it cost him, it earned him one sack. Uh, but yeah, the Dolphins are going to be bad all year long. It's going to be very, very ugly. The Raiders, the Raiders actually, again, I don't know if it's because they were playing the Dolphins, but the Raiders, they didn't look bad today.

• 1:51:02Speaker 00

  They didn't look bad. I don't know. I think Fernando Mendoza is going to play sooner than we think. Cause Kirk Cousins, good, you know, incredible career. Uh, I actually think he's going to be good. You know, if he wants to stay a backup and be on NFL roster for a while, but it feels like he doesn't have the same zip, downfield zip. Maybe it's because of the age injury. I don't know.

• 1:51:24Speaker 02

  More touchdown passes than John Elway today.

• 1:51:26Speaker 00

  That's true. He just, uh, it, it just wasn't like, it didn't, and also this is not on Kirk all, like all of it on Kirk. Cause they don't have a ton of weapons. Brock Bowers is out. It didn't feel like the Raiders were ever threatening downfield. And if you, when you play a team that's not named the Miami Dolphins, it might look a little different.

• 1:51:44Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's a very good possibility.

• 1:51:46Speaker 00

  But he was, I mean, he was, he was a competent, he's been better than what the Raiders have had. He had 70% completion percentage. Like he has raised the floor of what the Raiders have been doing at the quarterback position.

• 1:51:57Speaker 02

  I would say like, especially without having Brock Bowers.

• 1:52:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:52:00Speaker 02

  They, they offense didn't look terrible. Kirk Cousins, three touchdowns, two interceptions. That's a very un Kirk Cousins stat line. So I like that he was at least, I like that he puts the ball in danger every now and again. Good for Kirk.

• 1:52:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, but like 30, 30 attempts for 160 yards is, you know.

• 1:52:15Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:52:15Speaker 00

  That's, we're, we're, we're keeping it close to the line of.

• 1:52:18Speaker 02

  I would say their, their biggest threat in the passing game today was probably Ashton Gentry.

• 1:52:23Speaker 00

  Ashton Jet, that would be the biggest thing.

• 1:52:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:52:25Speaker 00

  Of this game. This was Ashton Gentry's probably best game as a pro. I mean, he was, he was everywhere. Uh, that was good to see. Michael Mayers was pretty good. I don't know why I had an S there. Michael Mayer was good. Their defense looked good. The Raiders, I mean, hey, they, they did win week one last year, but the Raiders. They did week, who they play one last year. They played the Patriots. Uh, similar to memes and the Jets.

• 1:52:54Speaker 00

  This felt like a measuring stick game of the levels to maybe being bad. They, they raised the level where it's like, we're not the worst. Last year they were the worst. They are no longer the worst.

• 1:53:08Speaker 02

  Definitely not the worst, although nobody, nobody bails on the throw like Kirk Cousins though. Yeah, there were a couple of those where he was, he was about to get hit and he's like, he's got his head turned and his shoulder turned. As he's still somehow driving the ball downfield. I'm going to miss that when it's gone, so I hope that he gets at least a couple more games. Do you want to try to figure out, play a game, when will the Dolphins win their first game?

• 1:53:28Speaker 00

  I would love to play that game.

• 1:53:29Speaker 02

  Okay, let's look.

• 1:53:30Speaker 00

  This is going to be fun.

• 1:53:31Speaker 02

  Because they play.

• 1:53:32Speaker 00

  Oh, oh, oh, let's, let's add a wrinkle to it.

• 1:53:35Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:53:35Speaker 00

  Who will win a game first Titans or Dolphins? You get, I'll do Titans. We'll go, we'll go.

• 1:53:40Speaker 02

  You want to go bar for bar schedule, schedule?

• 1:53:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, this would be fun.

• 1:53:42Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:53:43Speaker 00

  And we're not overreacting. These teams do suck.

• 1:53:45Speaker 02

  But they might lose every game.

• 1:53:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:53:48Speaker 02

  At the Niners.

• 1:53:49Speaker 00

  This is week two?

• 1:53:50Speaker 02

  Week two for the Dolphins.

• 1:53:51Speaker 00

  I think that's going to be a loss. The Titans are playing the Philadelphia, Fall of the Eagles. That will be a loss.

• 1:53:57Speaker 02

  That will be a loss.

• 1:53:58Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:53:59Speaker 02

  Although the Niners, they spent a long time in Australia.

• 1:54:02Speaker 00

  It's true.

• 1:54:03Speaker 02

  Doesn't matter.

• 1:54:03Speaker 00

  It's a test. Okay. Who's got, who, who, who do the Dolphins have week three?

• 1:54:07Speaker 02

  That's a little bit insulting, isn't it? That, you know, the, the NFL tried to give the Niners a little bit of a break for agreeing to go overseas and play in Australia. And their break is you have to play a Sunday game, but it's against the Dolphins.

• 1:54:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:54:20Speaker 02

  The Chiefs, week three.

• 1:54:21Speaker 00

  Week three, the Dolphins play the Chiefs where? In Miami?

• 1:54:24Speaker 02

  Miami.

• 1:54:25Speaker 00

  It's going to be hot.

• 1:54:26Speaker 02

  It is.

• 1:54:27Speaker 00

  I'm going to say that's not a win for the Dolphins.

• 1:54:29Speaker 02

  Not a win.

• 1:54:29Speaker 00

  The Titans are playing at the New York Giants, who we just watched win Cincinnati football. I'm going to say that's not a win either.

• 1:54:36Speaker 02

  I think the Giants might be good.

• 1:54:38Speaker 00

  Yes, yes. Okay, we're, we're at week.

• 1:54:41Speaker 02

  So no wins so far at the Vikings?

• 1:54:44Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:54:44Speaker 06

  Win.

• 1:54:45Speaker 02

  You think that's it?

• 1:54:46Speaker 00

  You think that.

• 1:54:47Speaker 02

  Carson Wentz?

• 1:54:48Speaker 00

  Brian.

• 1:54:48Speaker 02

  Or Kyler.

• 1:54:49Speaker 00

  Brian Flores.

• 1:54:50Speaker 06

  Wentz or soda?

• 1:54:51Speaker 00

  Brian Flores blitzing the fuck out of Malik Willis is going to be a.

• 1:54:56Speaker 02

  Well.

• 1:54:56Speaker 06

  They're going to win eventually.

• 1:54:57Speaker 02

  How, how did he do against the, the Vikings in the last couple of years?

• 1:55:00Speaker 00

  I don't know if he.

• 1:55:01Speaker 02

  Cause he does know.

• 1:55:02Speaker 00

  Games, but he didn't play in those games, I don't think. Uh, I don't think he played in those games last year because he played early, played late last year.

• 1:55:14Speaker 00

  I don't have a memory of it, but yeah, I don't have a memory of it. I have a memory of J J McCarthy playing against the Packers last year. He did not play against the Vikings and he did not play against Vikings.

• 1:55:28Speaker 02

  Okay, so.

• 1:55:28Speaker 00

  Haven't seen it.

• 1:55:29Speaker 02

  Don't know.

• 1:55:29Speaker 00

  Okay, uh, so that is, that's week four. You're, you're saying that's a win.

• 1:55:33Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 1:55:34Speaker 00

  Okay, uh, the week four for the Titans, they play at Baltimore. That's a loss.

• 1:55:38Speaker 02

  That's a loss too, yeah.

• 1:55:39Speaker 00

  Yeah. Week five?

• 1:55:41Speaker 02

  Uh, week five for the Miami Dolphins is going to be against the Bengals at home.

• 1:55:44Speaker 00

  That is a loss.

• 1:55:47Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 1:55:48Speaker 00

  Week five for the Titans is going to be at home against the Houston Texans.

• 1:55:53Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 1:55:53Speaker 00

  That is a loss.

• 1:55:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:55:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's a loss.

• 1:55:57Speaker 02

  Memes is saying, I don't know. Speak memes.

• 1:56:01Speaker 03

  You never know. Division games, play type.

• 1:56:03Speaker 02

  Okay. Uh, the next week for the Dolphins is going to be at the Jets.

• 1:56:08Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:56:09Speaker 02

  I'm not going to say it.

• 1:56:10Speaker 03

  It's at the Dolphins?

• 1:56:11Speaker 02

  No, at the Jets.

• 1:56:12Speaker 03

  Oh, that's a win.

• 1:56:13Speaker 02

  That's a win for the Jets.

• 1:56:14Speaker 03

  In Miami, different.

• 1:56:15Speaker 02

  In Miami could be different, yeah.

• 1:56:18Speaker 00

  I'm looking right now, the Titans, I think, so week six, they play at the Colts. Week seven, they play at home against the Browns. I think the, I think the Titans are going to get their first win before November.

• 1:56:30Speaker 00

  Can you find one for the Dolphins?

• 1:56:31Speaker 02

  I got the Dolphins winning the next week, the first day of November.

• 1:56:35Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:56:36Speaker 02

  And this is not like, a lot of people are going to be like, oh, PFT likes to make fun of the Patriots, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Hank will tell you, the Dolphins always beat the Patriots home.

• 1:56:46Speaker 06

  It's true.

• 1:56:46Speaker 02

  In Miami.

• 1:56:47Speaker 06

  It's true.

• 1:56:48Speaker 00

  So there it is.

• 1:56:48Speaker 02

  So November 1st is what I'm saying for the Dolphins first win.

• 1:56:52Speaker 00

  I think we should maybe see if we can get this as a bet, who wins a game first? Titans, again, we're not overreacting. I think both these teams are bad.

• 1:56:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:56:59Speaker 00

  I think Dolphins fans would tell you that.

• 1:57:01Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 1:57:01Speaker 00

  They'll, they'll say, yeah, we're, we're intentionally trying to be bad this year.

• 1:57:05Speaker 02

  This is what should replace the Pro Bowl. It should be the Dolphins against the, the Titans.

• 1:57:10Speaker 00

  Best of seven.

• 1:57:11Speaker 02

  And yeah, best, I don't know about, I don't know if America can handle that. Uh, but winner gets first.

• 1:57:16Speaker 00

  Whoa, whoa. You would take that game in eight weeks ago? You'd take a four yard.

• 1:57:21Speaker 02

  Don't take me out to the balcony.

• 1:57:22Speaker 00

  Yes. Uh, by the way, shout out our guy Jake to score gummies today. I think the Packers and Vikings and the Bears and Panthers.

• 1:57:32Speaker 02

  That's, that's wild.

• 1:57:33Speaker 00

  Huge, double trouble.

• 1:57:34Speaker 02

  I would say wild.

• 1:57:35Speaker 00

  Okay, anything else from this game?

• 1:57:38Speaker 02

  Good for the Raiders.

• 1:57:39Speaker 00

  Good for the Raiders. Good for the Raiders, good for the Raiders. I think the Raiders are in that frisky territory. Especially when like, if Max Crosby can win a game early and be like, hey, this doesn't absolutely suck dick playing for this team.

• 1:57:54Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 1:57:54Speaker 00

  And that is, again, I, I didn't mean to disparage Kirk Cousins because I, it's father times undefeated. It's like he's, he's just not exactly the same as he used to be. You can say the same thing for Aaron Rodgers. Kirk Cousins does make them way more of a real football team than they have been in the past.

• 1:58:12Speaker 02

  I.

• 1:58:12Speaker 00

  Few years, like he, he raises the floor of both professionalism and he started the game nine for nine. Like he can move the ball. I just don't know if he has to play against a really good defense if it's going to look great.

• 1:58:25Speaker 02

  I don't, yeah, it's, it's Kirk Cousins, but it's also they address the offensive line a little bit.

• 1:58:32Speaker 02

  The, the system that they're in now is much, much friendlier to, to protecting the quarterback and not getting him absolutely destroyed.

• 1:58:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:58:39Speaker 02

  So yeah, it is the Raiders today, and it might be because they played against the Dolphins. But today the Raiders were absolutely a watchable football team.

• 1:58:46Speaker 00

  Yes, and I, I, I think it's more like you're going to want to see if, if the Raiders, the, of the parts around the Raiders are decent. You're going to want to see Fernando Mendoza soon. Like you don't draft the guy first overall and have him sit all year. See what it looks like, but Kirk Cousins, good game, good win.

• 1:59:02Speaker 02

  Ashton Ginty, good game, even though he got, he got destroyed.

• 1:59:05Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:59:05Speaker 02

  On one play.

• 1:59:06Speaker 00

  Uh, okay, next up Vikings 39, Packers 22. This was quite the game because we had, uh, the Packers outgained the Vikings 419 to 239. They, uh, were up 22 to 10 with three minutes left in the third quarter. And then they allowed 29 consecutive points. And man, was it a shame to see the Packers come completely unhinged and lose their six straight game. Uh, six straight game. I think they haven't lost six straight in a very, very long time as a franchise.

• 1:59:42Speaker 02

  And they're losing big, they're, they're getting big leads and then blowing them in the second half consistently now.

• 1:59:49Speaker 00

  They are doing it basically the same exact way, uh, that they lost the Broncos game, the Bears game in the playoffs. The Packers have lost six straight dating back to last season, including the playoffs, their longest losing streak since 1990 and 91. They led by more than, uh, one score, so nine plus points in the second half of four of those losses. Week 15 at Denver, week 16 in Chicago, the wild card game in Chicago and today.

• 2:00:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:00:16Speaker 00

  That's crazy.

• 2:00:17Speaker 02

  It's weird, they, they, I, I don't know what LaFleur is doing. Um, some would say that the turning point might've been when he took points off the board. And do you agree that you never take points off the board?

• 2:00:26Speaker 00

  I think in this situation, so the situation was this, it was, uh, the Packers were up five. It was fourth and five at, uh, the Minnesota 17. And they kicked the field goal, good. Off sides on the, on the Vikings, it was fourth and six. It becomes fourth and one.

• 2:00:44Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 2:00:45Speaker 00

  They then go for it, get stuffed. So instead of an eight point game, it's back to a five point game. Now, I don't like the Packers. I'm, I was happy to watch them completely come unglued at the seams. And it was fun to watch and they have, they had, they clearly have a mentality problem that has, that has kind of seeped into there where they, they just can't close games. I will say that, that roughing the passer was bullshit. That was a very significant part of the game. So after they took points off the board, Carson Wentz, uh, it was a third and three. Pretty routine hit on the quarterback and an incompletion. They called that roughing the passer.

• 2:01:26Speaker 00

  The Vikings then go on to score a touchdown and then the Packers, the Packers don't have the, didn't have the mental fortitude to overcome this moment. But that was a shitty moment, like that was a bad call in my mind. Even Little Wayne said refs in Minnesota game, pure pussy.

• 2:01:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's true.

• 2:01:44Speaker 00

  Yeah. It is, I mean, look at it, that was not.

• 2:01:47Speaker 02

  The thing is like, when Carson Wentz gets hit, uh, he is going to act like he got roughed every single time.

• 2:01:53Speaker 00

  Correct.

• 2:01:53Speaker 02

  Like you see him get hit and you're like, oh my God, is he okay?

• 2:01:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:01:56Speaker 02

  Uh, that is bullshit, but again, by the letter of the law, that's the right call. The law just sucks.

• 2:02:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, I, and I, I just, that did, that was a significant play in the game where the Vikings, again, I, I think that is partially like the Packers. When one thing goes bad for them, they, it kind of spirals because then it really did spiral where Jordan Love fumbled and there was interception. And Brian Flores was just in his bag. He blitzed 78% of, of, of the drop backs. He had, uh, Jordan Love in hell and it looked like the Packers, they should have won this game. They were in control of this game. They just, they, they didn't make adjustments. The Packers offensive line looked like they were completely lost. And Jordan Love was trying to play hero ball. Dallas Turner was an absolute menace, just a force in this game.

• 2:02:43Speaker 00

  And it ends up that the Packers lot, like if you told Packers fans, hey, Carson Wentz is going to come into this game and you're going to lose by, you're going to outgain him almost double. And then you're going to end up losing by 17, they'd be like, we can't believe you.

• 2:02:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, if you look at the team stats for this game, it's, it's actually shocking that the Packers lost. So the Vikings had 239 total yards. The Packers had 419.

• 2:03:07Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 2:03:07Speaker 02

  Total yards. And not only did the Vikings win, but they won by 17 points.

• 2:03:13Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 2:03:13Speaker 02

  It's kind of crazy. Now, people are like, oh, you never take points off the board? I think people say that because it sounds cool and it's an easy rule to remember. I don't hate the idea. I don't, I don't hate the decision that they made.

• 2:03:25Speaker 00

  To go for it?

• 2:03:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, that to go for.

• 2:03:27Speaker 00

  I can't, I can't, we, we give Matt LaFleur enough guff about not stepping on throats and, and, and that has been a problem. That you can't then, it would be hypocritical of us to be like, dude, how do you do that? I agree with you.

• 2:03:39Speaker 02

  Sometimes you take points off the board.

• 2:03:40Speaker 00

  If they score a touchdown on that drive, the game's probably over.

• 2:03:42Speaker 02

  Yeah. How many times have you played blackjack and you, you hit on a hand and then the next hand, you're like, well, I'm feeling pretty good right now. I'll double.

• 2:03:49Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:03:49Speaker 02

  I'll double my bet. Like it, the process I don't think was bad by LaFleur. But when it, when it doesn't work, it bites you in the ass. And then when you have a history in the last six games of getting bitten repeatedly in your ass, then people are going to be like, hey, why did you tempt fate to get bitten in the ass again?

• 2:04:05Speaker 00

  It's a very, it's a very meatball thing to say, but it does feel like the Packers like lack that mental toughness. And maybe the answer is that when Michael Parsons comes back, you get a closer who can, can, can end these games. Gruden talks about it all the time, but it does feel like these games get away from them with just one bad thing happens and the next thing you know, it's an avalanche.

• 2:04:27Speaker 02

  Yeah. Uh, Kyler Murray knocked out with a little concussion. I mean, little like, I didn't mean that because he's short.

• 2:04:33Speaker 00

  He looks really little.

• 2:04:34Speaker 02

  He did look small. We knew that was going to happen in the Vikings purple, but.

• 2:04:38Speaker 00

  When he was like scrambling, I just kept on saying, wee.

• 2:04:40Speaker 02

  Yeah. He looked, it looked adorable.

• 2:04:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:04:42Speaker 02

  Now, again, don't want to victim blame here. Kyler kind of put his head there.

• 2:04:49Speaker 00

  That sounds like a lot of victim blaming.

• 2:04:51Speaker 02

  Well, when you slide, you put your, if somebody's try, like starting a tackle, if they're, if they're beginning the form tackle and then you slide and your head ends up at their pad level, it sucks. I don't think it was a malicious hit. I don't think it was like, football is a violent sport and there were, there were two guys that were trying to tackle him. When you put your head down at that level, you kind of sometimes invite contact. And it was bad contact because it was like, one guy took the helmet off and then the other guy hit him.

• 2:05:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:05:22Speaker 02

  But it was, it was super unfortunate. I hope that he's okay.

• 2:05:25Speaker 00

  Can you go back up to the hit max instead of showing some guy jump off his balcony?

• 2:05:30Speaker 05

  I got distracted.

• 2:05:31Speaker 00

  You got so distracted. Go up to the hit.

• 2:05:34Speaker 05

  Video. I, I mean, I looked at Kyler Murray.

• 2:05:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, I want to watch it again. Well, PFT's describing because I'm, I'm making.

• 2:05:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:05:42Speaker 02

  So both the guys start going in as Kyler's still running.

• 2:05:45Speaker 00

  It wasn't as much as the.

• 2:05:50Speaker 00

  What do you got? What do you think in the booth?

• 2:05:54Speaker 00

  He did kind of, I mean.

• 2:05:55Speaker 02

  The angle where you're seeing that we just showed, that one is, that, that was a bad angle.

• 2:05:59Speaker 00

  I'll say this, in terms of, uh, like hits the head, I did not think that that was the most egregious guy head hunting hit.

• 2:06:07Speaker 02

  No.

• 2:06:08Speaker 00

  Possible.

• 2:06:09Speaker 05

  Rico Bacho victim blamed for another reason.

• 2:06:12Speaker 00

  Why?

• 2:06:13Speaker 05

  In the, in, in the cave today.

• 2:06:14Speaker 00

  Why?

• 2:06:15Speaker 05

  He said that players in the NFL don't tight, their helmets aren't tight enough.

• 2:06:21Speaker 00

  I agree.

• 2:06:21Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 2:06:22Speaker 05

  Well, he was like, he was like four, four years, college football, never once had my helmet pop off.

• 2:06:28Speaker 02

  He did say that. Yeah.

• 2:06:29Speaker 00

  That's right. He's right.

• 2:06:30Speaker 02

  There's no way to check him on that, but I.

• 2:06:32Speaker 05

  No way.

• 2:06:32Speaker 02

  He would, he would not lie about it.

• 2:06:35Speaker 00

  So yeah, Kyler Murray, I, I would assume he's going to be back in a couple of weeks. Carson wants, it wasn't, it wasn't like he had to, he had a couple of short fields, but he made Justin Jefferson. Do you know that, that was, uh, the first touchdown of 20 plus air yards since 2024 for Justin Jefferson. So last year he just, I mean, he was in hell.

• 2:06:56Speaker 02

  I did know that, that today, Justin Jefferson had two touchdowns. He had two touchdowns all of last year.

• 2:07:02Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah. So I, I think that was probably fun for Justin Jefferson. He looked, he looked like he was having a blast. It was, it was a shocking game because it really was. It was, uh, the first time in NFL history, a team was down by 12 plus points with under 20 minutes left in regulation, ended up winning by 17 plus points.

• 2:07:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:07:21Speaker 00

  The swing was nuts and it just, it was just an avalanche that just kept on going against the Packers. Again, love to see it. But yeah, you're, if you're a packer and you're like, what, what was this? This is exactly how we ended the season. Why hasn't anything changed?

• 2:07:36Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's like a ghost that keeps following you around and, and why does this keep happening to us? Like you weren't, this was not a routine thing for the Packers until very, very recently. So what's going on?

• 2:07:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:07:47Speaker 02

  Um, there is a new super fan that I was not aware of that I spotted today at this game.

• 2:07:51Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:07:52Speaker 02

  A Viking super fan, he's got one of those, you know, the giant horns that you blow.

• 2:07:56Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:07:57Speaker 02

  But I think he also drinks beer out of it.

• 2:07:58Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:07:58Speaker 02

  Kind of like guy stuff, you know, like it's a horn, but also chug. His name is Sir Death. Have you heard of Sir Death before?

• 2:08:06Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:08:07Speaker 02

  I mean, this guy looks fucking awesome. I feel like this is a guy that he's somehow slipped between the cracks for us.

• 2:08:14Speaker 00

  Vikings, Sir Death. Oh, this guy rocks.

• 2:08:17Speaker 02

  See, look at this guy.

• 2:08:18Speaker 00

  Wow. That's a lot of tattoos on his body.

• 2:08:20Speaker 02

  A little, uh.

• 2:08:21Speaker 00

  Oh, man.

• 2:08:22Speaker 02

  A little Vikings, uh, Game of Thrones, kind of Pirates of the Caribbean slash also Slipknot.

• 2:08:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'm into Sir Death.

• 2:08:30Speaker 02

  Like this is a guy that i- if we're talking just like battle royale with all super fans, this guy would probably kill most other super fans.

• 2:08:38Speaker 00

  Yeah. Sir Death.

• 2:08:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:08:41Speaker 00

  I hope he doesn't talk. I don't want to see Sir Death talk. Do you know what I mean?

• 2:08:46Speaker 02

  Mm hmm. Look at the giant dragon tattoo he's got on his belly.

• 2:08:49Speaker 00

  Sir Death, what a badass. I have to, he said, I have to laugh when these people say all that for, all that for a team with no Superbowl to me like it's an insult. The only reason you cheer for a team is because they've won a Superbowl in the past. It means you wouldn't have been a fan if they lost. That is the definition of a bandwagon fan. Yeah. All this for a team with no Superbowl because the Viking fan base is better than yours. Okay. Okay, Sir Death.

• 2:09:10Speaker 02

  I like, yeah. Amen, Sir Death.

• 2:09:12Speaker 00

  Damn. Sir Death.

• 2:09:13Speaker 02

  This dude is, he will fuck you up. Like they should have, they should let Sir Death get a couple of reps in. If you have like a 15 point lead in the fourth quarter, let Sir Death rush the passer.

• 2:09:24Speaker 00

  Yeah. Not to overreact. Memes. I think you could end the Packers season.

• 2:09:30Speaker 02

  Oh, wait, wait. Here's the, uh, the bio for Sir Death. Max just highlighted. I like sunsets, long walks on the beach and drinking from the skulls of my enemies. Just kidding. Fuck sunsets and beaches.

• 2:09:42Speaker 00

  Oh, he had us in the first half.

• 2:09:44Speaker 02

  Yep. I thought he was going to enjoy like, you know, holding hands, cuddling puppies.

• 2:09:49Speaker 00

  Oh, I thought he was going to say, just kidding. I don't drink, uh, you know, from the skulls of my enemies. Nope. He took out the sunsets and beaches.

• 2:09:56Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 2:09:56Speaker 00

  Woo. Yeah, memes.

• 2:10:01Speaker 05

  I agree with you.

• 2:10:02Speaker 00

  Do it.

• 2:10:02Speaker 05

  Just gotta let him get a lead.

• 2:10:04Speaker 00

  Do it.

• 2:10:06Speaker 05

  And if you blow a lead against the Jets, you should.

• 2:10:10Speaker 05

  Quit.

• 2:10:10Speaker 00

  This might be worse, worse loss of, of Sunday.

• 2:10:15Speaker 00

  Biased, but.

• 2:10:15Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 2:10:16Speaker 00

  Because it's.

• 2:10:17Speaker 02

  Uh, maybe the Browns.

• 2:10:19Speaker 00

  But it's kind of, but you knew the Browns are going to suck. Like, it's kind of like I was talking about when we, when we started the show, talking about the Texans. That if the Texans had had a game where they held the Bills to 14 points and CJ Stroud looked like shit, you would have said to yourself, man, this is, this hasn't changed. The Packers lost the same way they lost their last five games of last season when they had like a historic collapse.

• 2:10:40Speaker 02

  This is second worst loss of the week.

• 2:10:42Speaker 00

  You're going to say Chargers and I agree. Yeah. All right. Let's do that game. Cardinals 26, Chargers 14.

• 2:10:49Speaker 00

  Inexcusable for the Chargers and not, that's no offense to the Cardinals, but they looked bad, real bad. And it wasn't all Justin Herbert. He didn't look great. Their defense got diced up by Jacoby Brissette. It felt like guys were open all day for the Cardinals.

• 2:11:03Speaker 02

  Not only Jacoby Brissette's arm, but his legs too. Like he was scrambling effectively.

• 2:11:06Speaker 00

  Yeah. Great holdout by him.

• 2:11:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:11:09Speaker 00

  Worth every penny. It's the first, uh, uh, full-time Cardinals head coach to win their first game coaching since 1973.

• 2:11:16Speaker 02

  I saw that.

• 2:11:17Speaker 00

  Shout out Mike LaFleur.

• 2:11:18Speaker 02

  It was, uh.

• 2:11:18Speaker 00

  Incredible win.

• 2:11:19Speaker 02

  Don Coriel.

• 2:11:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:11:20Speaker 02

  Was the last Cardinals head coach to win their, their debut.

• 2:11:23Speaker 00

  The, the Chargers though, they were so, there was penalties. They kept on getting backed up. Uh, they, they, they averaged 12, on, on third downs today, they averaged 12.4 yards to go. That's so hard to do, to average that.

• 2:11:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:11:41Speaker 00

  That's so, so hard to do. They looked like shit, man.

• 2:11:44Speaker 02

  I almost think that Jacoby Brissette should hold out again now.

• 2:11:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:11:48Speaker 02

  Like he's, is Jacoby Brissette the most underpaid quarterback in football?

• 2:11:53Speaker 00

  It's a good question.

• 2:11:53Speaker 02

  All right. So I reached out to Shane because Shane, uh, got.

• 2:11:57Speaker 00

  Oh, where's Shane?

• 2:11:58Speaker 02

  He got blue dot fever is what the kids are calling it.

• 2:12:00Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:12:01Speaker 02

  Um.

• 2:12:02Speaker 00

  By the way.

• 2:12:02Speaker 02

  He's, he's homesick, but he actually, he, he called in sick before the game. Maybe his body just knew.

• 2:12:08Speaker 00

  Okay. Yeah.

• 2:12:09Speaker 02

  Uh, but I asked him for comment on the Chargers and he said he has too many comments on the Chargers. It's the dumbest he's ever seen the team. Platooning our left guard to swap every other drive for the backup to get blown up every time. False star, holding, false star, calling a timeout with two left, with four minutes left to not get delay of game on third and 30. Dumbass Herbert picked a guy in double coverage the size of.

• 2:12:36Speaker 00

  That's the goat you're talking about. Her, her goat threw a meatball.

• 2:12:40Speaker 02

  Dumbass, well, I'm going to read the sentence again.

• 2:12:42Speaker 00

  Wait, does he think it's false star?

• 2:12:44Speaker 02

  Uh, he might think it's false star. Dumbass Herbert picked, false star. It's great. Uh, dumbass Herbert picked a guy in double coverage the size of PFT. No offense.

• 2:12:54Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:12:54Speaker 02

  I just felt like you didn't have to include that part.

• 2:12:57Speaker 00

  Big stupid pick guy.

• 2:12:59Speaker 02

  He is a stupid pick guy.

• 2:13:00Speaker 00

  You're right, Max. Never wrong, just early.

• 2:13:03Speaker 02

  Needed to win with the schedule they have, the third hardest in the last decade. Defense was stally level bad. Sorry for so many messages. That's all.

• 2:13:12Speaker 00

  Yeah. I mean, he's right. That, this was a, as much of a must win as you could have, given the Chargers' schedule. Like we did that bet where we took all of our teams over, over wins. The Chargers just lost that bet for us.

• 2:13:27Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 2:13:27Speaker 00

  Mm hmm. They have such a hard schedule coming up. They go, they have the Raiders next week. Then they play the Bills, Seahawks, Broncos, Chiefs, Rams, Texans, Ravens.

• 2:13:40Speaker 02

  Sheesh.

• 2:13:41Speaker 00

  Yikes. I just listed like.

• 2:13:44Speaker 05

  Can we pull up the Harbaugh clip talking about Herbert?

• 2:13:47Speaker 02

  Oh, this is mean.

• 2:13:49Speaker 05

  This was, this was.

• 2:13:51Speaker 00

  Saying he's the best quarterback of all time.

• 2:13:52Speaker 05

  The dumbest, the dumbest, like Harbaugh's a smart guy. This was the dumbest thing you could ever say right before a season.

• 2:13:59Speaker 00

  Yeah. No, I don't think so. He loves this guy.

• 2:14:02Speaker 02

  He's trying to gas him up.

• 2:14:03Speaker 00

  He loves this guy.

• 2:14:04Speaker 02

  He's trying to tell him like, I believe in you.

• 2:14:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:14:07Speaker 02

  If you believe.

• 2:14:08Speaker 05

  You could say that to him privately.

• 2:14:10Speaker 02

  He's saying, I believe in this guy and it's my fault if he doesn't succeed.

• 2:14:17Speaker 00

  Yeah. He said, I, all right, go ahead.

• 2:14:24Speaker 00

  Justin Herbert, when it's all said and done, uh, when his, when his career comes to an end, I predict he will be known as the, the greatest, best ever to play the position of quarterback.

• 2:14:38Speaker 02

  Okay. So it's a little bit crazy to say that, yes, but Harbaugh is a little bit of a crazy guy. And in his defense, he was being interviewed by Michael Irvin. And if you're talking to Michael Irvin,

• 2:14:47Speaker 00

  You gotta say something crazy.

• 2:14:48Speaker 02

  You kind of have to match his crazy sometimes.

• 2:14:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:14:50Speaker 02

  You get carried away.

• 2:14:52Speaker 00

  How old is Justin Herbert? Twenty-seven?

• 2:14:56Speaker 02

  The thing is like, he's at the age where it, if he doesn't start winning.

• 2:15:02Speaker 00

  He's never won a playoff game.

• 2:15:04Speaker 02

  Winning big.

• 2:15:05Speaker 00

  Twenty-six.

• 2:15:05Speaker 02

  It's almost impossible for him to be.

• 2:15:07Speaker 00

  Twenty-eight. Oh, he's twenty-eight?

• 2:15:09Speaker 06

  Twenty-eight.

• 2:15:09Speaker 00

  Twenty-eight. Oh, no.

• 2:15:12Speaker 02

  Do you know what I'm saying?

• 2:15:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:15:14Speaker 02

  Like, the ship might've sailed already on being the best ever.

• 2:15:19Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yes.

• 2:15:22Speaker 02

  I think it's impossible.

• 2:15:23Speaker 00

  Brady and Mahomes both had rings when they were, what, twenty-four, twenty-five?

• 2:15:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:15:32Speaker 00

  Multiple.

• 2:15:32Speaker 02

  I'm not saying that Herbert's not going to be a, a very good, I have him as my MVP this year. Um, I feel really dumb with that pick right now.

• 2:15:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, he was bad.

• 2:15:41Speaker 02

  But I don't think it's pop, you know what? I'm, I'm just gonna let Harbaugh cook.

• 2:15:46Speaker 00

  Let Harbaugh cook and we'll just see where we end up. And Mahomes is thirty right now, so he must've, so he had one ring, uh, what year was that? Twenty-eighteen? So he, he had a ring when he was like twenty-three years old.

• 2:16:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:16:01Speaker 00

  And another.

• 2:16:02Speaker 06

  Brady was twenty-four.

• 2:16:03Speaker 00

  Yeah. So yeah, I think it's, I think he's in trouble. Madison Beer is very attractive. Can we just all admit that?

• 2:16:12Speaker 06

  Yeah. I wish the Chargers had done better so they would've showed her more.

• 2:16:15Speaker 00

  Yes. Her outfit, great week one outfit. And we're a fashion podcast, so it's not, this is not us. The glasses, great glasses.

• 2:16:26Speaker 02

  I like the, uh.

• 2:16:27Speaker 00

  Really good eyewear.

• 2:16:28Speaker 02

  I like the string on her shirt.

• 2:16:30Speaker 00

  The string.

• 2:16:31Speaker 02

  Like, what kind of lace is that on her shirt?

• 2:16:33Speaker 00

  Right.

• 2:16:33Speaker 02

  I think a really high quality, well-designed, uh, string. Can we zoom in on the string?

• 2:16:40Speaker 00

  You're right, Hank. Justin Herbert, he, Justin Herbert should apologize to us.

• 2:16:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, she should.

• 2:16:48Speaker 00

  No, he should.

• 2:16:49Speaker 06

  Sorry.

• 2:16:50Speaker 02

  Damn, it's a great string.

• 2:16:53Speaker 00

  She's very attractive.

• 2:16:54Speaker 02

  I think that they should show her more, even if they're losing. I want to see, I, I would like to see her reaction after he throws a pick.

• 2:17:01Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. Maybe she should wear a split jersey with, with whatever team they're playing. So it's like, hey, she's just rooting for football.

• 2:17:10Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:17:11Speaker 00

  She wears an NFL hat. Now Max is on her Instagram.

• 2:17:15Speaker 02

  It's pretty horny stuff, Max.

• 2:17:16Speaker 00

  Scrolling through her Instagram.

• 2:17:18Speaker 06

  I mean, we're talking about her. I thought maybe you would.

• 2:17:20Speaker 00

  No, I, we see, we know what she looks like. We saw her at the game.

• 2:17:23Speaker 06

  We're talking about the game and the broadcast.

• 2:17:24Speaker 00

  Dude.

• 2:17:26Speaker 06

  You're talking about her fucking, the string.

• 2:17:28Speaker 00

  The string was nice.

• 2:17:29Speaker 02

  The string, I'm a fashion guy.

• 2:17:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, we're fashion.

• 2:17:31Speaker 06

  We opened up, we opened up this door here.

• 2:17:36Speaker 02

  It is a door.

• 2:17:37Speaker 00

  What about, what about punishment? Punishment for, uh, picks, you have to wear that string shirt for the entire week of Super Bowl. You look ridiculous.

• 2:17:50Speaker 06

  So you fit right in L.A.

• 2:17:52Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:17:53Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 2:17:53Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 2:17:54Speaker 02

  Spicy take.

• 2:17:54Speaker 00

  Okay, Hank.

• 2:17:55Speaker 06

  I mean, Jerry O'Connell, like Jerry O'Connell would wear that, probably has that shirt.

• 2:17:59Speaker 00

  Go off, Hank. Go off. Yeah, this is a really bad loss. Good win for the Cardinals. Cardinals were supposed to be, the, did they have the lowest win total? Like, they were supposed to be really, really bad. They looked good.

• 2:18:10Speaker 02

  They were tied for lowest win total and, uh, they, yeah, they didn't look bad at all today.

• 2:18:15Speaker 00

  They moved the ball, they, they, they played, they turned the ball over, like they got, they had a couple turnover there. I know they turned them over in the first half. I think there was a fumble and then the pick and then they, I think they blocked a punt. So all three phases.

• 2:18:29Speaker 02

  Lad McConkey, um, got a rib shot. I think he might've been, I don't know if he was taken to hospital or he was taken for x-rays. That sucked, but he got, he got jacked up on that play.

• 2:18:39Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 2:18:40Speaker 02

  Uh, there was.

• 2:18:41Speaker 00

  Trey McBride's still a beast.

• 2:18:43Speaker 02

  Trey McBride is just incredible. Just catches everything. Uh, there's also a new guy that I've never seen on the Cardinal sideline before, probably because he, it's a new, uh, new administration down there, new regime in Arizona. Did you see the dude rocking the, the pinstripe suit on the sidelines today?

• 2:18:59Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:18:59Speaker 02

  I gotta know what this guy was doing.

• 2:19:01Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:19:01Speaker 02

  Because the Cardinals might have their big dom. That's what it looked like to me.

• 2:19:04Speaker 00

  I need to see a picture.

• 2:19:05Speaker 02

  So Max, can you look that up?

• 2:19:07Speaker 00

  I need to see a picture. Oh, here are the tweets from Shane during the game. He said, what is this defense? Holy shit. I've never seen anything like this in my life. That's not true. Pathetic, couldn't afford to lose this one. So many false stars.

• 2:19:24Speaker 02

  So many false, did he say that?

• 2:19:26Speaker 00

  No, but I, I, I am gonna just, Shane is a weird enough guy that he would definitely think it's false star, not false.

• 2:19:32Speaker 02

  I mean, he, he said it several times to me.

• 2:19:34Speaker 00

  False star, false star, false star.

• 2:19:37Speaker 06

  I don't know how to find this.

• 2:19:38Speaker 02

  Worst loss, worst loss of, of the week.

• 2:19:41Speaker 00

  I, I think it is. Given their schedule, upcoming, everything that's going on, Mike Daniel being, uh, you know, the offensive coordinator, relatively healthy going into the season, because the Chargers always are graded on a curve in terms of health. Uh, and then you're going up against a team that is not tanking, but we all know they're not gonna, they're, they're not like trying to be a really good, they're, they're basically doing a bridge quarterback, Jacoby Rissette, first, Mike LaFleur's first game as a head coach, you gotta win that game at home. You gotta win that game every single time. And they, they, they, it wasn't a, it wasn't, it was like a no doubter. Like they, they won by double digits.

• 2:20:20Speaker 02

  On that, I think it, it was the last drive, the one that started at about two thirty-three left in the fourth quarter. It looked like the Chargers were trying to get Justin Herbert killed.

• 2:20:28Speaker 00

  They just, and they kept, yeah, they kept going backwards.

• 2:20:30Speaker 02

  The blocking was just, it was unreal.

• 2:20:33Speaker 00

  Oh, Shane said he slide texts. What is that? What is slide?

• 2:20:37Speaker 02

  Is it like T-nine?

• 2:20:38Speaker 06

  He.

• 2:20:39Speaker 00

  Oh, he doesn't type?

• 2:20:41Speaker 06

  He doesn't lift his finger. He.

• 2:20:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, he grew up upstate, so he'd never.

• 2:20:47Speaker 06

  You don't, you don't understand.

• 2:20:49Speaker 02

  What was that look, Hank? He just gave a look like gross.

• 2:20:54Speaker 06

  He doesn't lift his, like he does T-nine word for an iPhone.

• 2:20:57Speaker 00

  What does that mean?

• 2:20:58Speaker 02

  He just goes like this. He's gotta have the messy, he's gotta have the grease on his screen.

• 2:21:02Speaker 00

  Yeah. Mine would just be buffalo sauce all over my phone.

• 2:21:08Speaker 06

  So he just doesn't use the T?

• 2:21:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, but he used the first T. He just doesn't go back to the T.

• 2:21:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, stop him from finishing the start.

• 2:21:18Speaker 06

  I don't know what slide texting, I've literally never heard of anyone doing that, which is very unbrand for Shane.

• 2:21:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's also just an insane thing to say, oh, I slide text, so I just don't spell the full words.

• 2:21:30Speaker 02

  Now it's your problem.

• 2:21:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, what?

• 2:21:33Speaker 02

  Especially with his greasy, that, the thumb is just covered in onion juice.

• 2:21:37Speaker 00

  So, so if he texts us, what time you want to start? And he just says, what time you want to star? And he's like, yeah, sorry dude, I slide text. Deal with it. What if he? Yeah, that's so weird.

• 2:21:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, the Chargers averaged twelve point four yards to go on third down.

• 2:21:56Speaker 06

  I saw someone on Twitter say.

• 2:21:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:21:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:21:59Speaker 06

  Talking about, uh, on, on Wednesday night, when the, when the Patriots were playing and Drake May was not playing great. Said if Justin Herbert played like Drake May tonight, he'd be beheaded on live TV.

• 2:22:08Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. That's true. They would do that.

• 2:22:10Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. They would've absolutely.

• 2:22:11Speaker 06

  And then he played worse against a much worse team.

• 2:22:13Speaker 00

  Well. Fourth quarter Drake May played worse than Justin Herbert today.

• 2:22:21Speaker 06

  Fair.

• 2:22:21Speaker 02

  True.

• 2:22:23Speaker 00

  The first three quarters, I would take Drake May over Justin.

• 2:22:25Speaker 02

  Should Justin Herbert be beheaded?

• 2:22:28Speaker 00

  On live TV?

• 2:22:29Speaker 06

  No, because then that's less beer.

• 2:22:32Speaker 02

  I would say.

• 2:22:32Speaker 00

  No, it would be a lot of beer.

• 2:22:34Speaker 02

  It'd be no more head.

• 2:22:36Speaker 00

  But it'd be a lot of beer in the moment.

• 2:22:38Speaker 06

  No, but like that post, post, post-death beer are the best beers, are the worst beers.

• 2:22:43Speaker 00

  Worst beers.

• 2:22:44Speaker 06

  We need more beer.

• 2:22:45Speaker 00

  More beer.

• 2:22:45Speaker 02

  More beer. All the time.

• 2:22:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 2:22:50Speaker 00

  Oh, he said, as Shane said, it guesses what you type, this guy is crazy. It guesses what you typing by where finger slides and confused start with star. So this doesn't even, this isn't a good text.

• 2:23:03Speaker 02

  Why doesn't he just text?

• 2:23:05Speaker 00

  It guesses what you typing by where finger slides and confused start with star.

• 2:23:09Speaker 06

  It guesses what you typing?

• 2:23:11Speaker 02

  You know what? You know, Kevin from Office. I, I blame Shane for a lot of this. Like.

• 2:23:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, this guy is.

• 2:23:19Speaker 02

  This is the mentality of.

• 2:23:20Speaker 00

  We've found the weirdest guy in the world.

• 2:23:21Speaker 02

  Average Chargers fan.

• 2:23:23Speaker 06

  Great A.

• 2:23:24Speaker 00

  Great A.

• 2:23:25Speaker 02

  This, this franchise has no hope.

• 2:23:28Speaker 00

  Yeah. Again, the fact that he said this is the worst I've ever seen. I, I think it's just everyone's so scared. Listen, Chargers fans, Shane, if you're listening, you are right now, uh, you'll win a couple of the games you thought you were gonna lose. That's what the NFL is. It seems dire, but that, that will always happen. There'll be a game, I mean, look, you might be playing Drew Locke. You thought you were gonna play Sam Darnold. Shit happens.

• 2:23:55Speaker 02

  That is true. So the Chargers, they got, well, they get the Raiders, right? And then at the Bills.

• 2:24:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:24:03Speaker 02

  At the Seahawks. You got, you have to win next week. Shane, you gotta win next week.

• 2:24:08Speaker 00

  You gotta win.

• 2:24:08Speaker 02

  Non-negotiable.

• 2:24:09Speaker 00

  You got it, non-negotiable. Okay. Last game. Eagles twenty-four, commanders twenty-two.

• 2:24:17Speaker 00

  Boys.

• 2:24:18Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 2:24:19Speaker 00

  I let you guys go wherever you want to go with it.

• 2:24:21Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 2:24:22Speaker 00

  Oh, you're pointing back and forth to each other. What?

• 2:24:26Speaker 05

  Would you like me to go?

• 2:24:28Speaker 00

  One and O club.

• 2:24:28Speaker 02

  I defer.

• 2:24:30Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:24:30Speaker 05

  Would you like the good or the bad?

• 2:24:33Speaker 00

  Give us both.

• 2:24:35Speaker 05

  Uh, I'll start with.

• 2:24:36Speaker 06

  First, do bad.

• 2:24:36Speaker 05

  I'll start with the bad, uh, offensive line. Eagles, all of a sudden Eagles automatically having the best offensive line in the league. No longer the case.

• 2:24:45Speaker 00

  Jeff Stoutland.

• 2:24:46Speaker 05

  Was terrible today.

• 2:24:48Speaker 02

  Terrible.

• 2:24:48Speaker 05

  Landon Dickerson was terri- like one of the worst linemen in the NFL today, which is a real big problem if that's what we're going to be having going forward. Um, and then my other, just off of the eyeball test, I didn't think Cooper Dejean played a very good game defensively, but in the whole, I think the defense played pretty well. Uh, the defensive line was getting good pressure. Jaden is a tough guy to sack, but I think they made enough, they got enough pressure to make him uncomfortable. And I thought Jalen Hurts was fantastic. I thought Jalen Hurts played a very good game, especially with all of the criticism that he's had in the off season, all of the drama with A.J.

• 2:25:30Speaker 05

  Brown, uh, Mackay Lemon, one of the craziest debut stat lines of all time. Three catches for negative five yards.

• 2:25:40Speaker 00

  Nice.

• 2:25:41Speaker 05

  Start his career.

• 2:25:41Speaker 00

  Nice.

• 2:25:42Speaker 05

  Dontavion Wicks was very good. Dallas Goddard was fantastic. Uh, slot, not the cleanest game, but we'll take, we'll take, uh, we'll take a win.

• 2:25:51Speaker 02

  A win's a win. Hank, what was your thought? You just kind of said, you just shrugged your shoulders and you're like, what the hell?

• 2:25:56Speaker 06

  I'm trying, I'm trying to slide right now in the group chat.

• 2:25:59Speaker 00

  I felt like.

• 2:25:59Speaker 05

  Trying to slide.

• 2:26:01Speaker 00

  He's trying to slide text. I, I felt like Jalen Hurts was, uh, more decisive with his running too today.

• 2:26:05Speaker 05

  Yeah. Like it was, I mean, that 13 and 18 was massive.

• 2:26:09Speaker 02

  He was a problem running football. Yeah. The offensive line was, yeah, concerning.

• 2:26:13Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:26:13Speaker 02

  But I, I do think that some of that was because there were guys coming. And I was right about the guys.

• 2:26:19Speaker 05

  Oh, they, oh.

• 2:26:21Speaker 02

  Deronte Jones is officially confirmed as a, I'm going to have guys coming guy. Like he is from the Brian Flores tree. Um, the, the commander's defense went from unwatchable last year, like one of the worst in NFL history to I think we might be average or maybe, maybe even like a little bit better than average overall because of how creative he gets with the blitzes. So.

• 2:26:44Speaker 05

  Well, I'm only like the film, like the Eagles film guys said that they had already watched the film and like Landon Dickerson is like unplayable if that's how he's, he's going to play. But I agree, there were other moments of the game where the blitzes were, were a problem.

• 2:27:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I have my blame, my blame chart for the commanders.

• 2:27:05Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 2:27:05Speaker 02

  Uh, cause I don't think, big picture, I don't think the sky is falling. I, I really wanted to win this game, be awesome to go on the road in Philadelphia, Fluffia and, uh, and walk away with a win, week one. That would have been great. Uh, but overall I think there's, there's some bad, there's some good to take away. My number one blame goes to, honestly, it pains me, Mike Sanders still. They were hunting Mikey today.

• 2:27:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, that, that.

• 2:27:30Speaker 02

  And that's been a theme.

• 2:27:30Speaker 00

  That first touchdown.

• 2:27:32Speaker 02

  It's, it was that.

• 2:27:33Speaker 00

  Tough look.

• 2:27:33Speaker 02

  There were a couple of plays and I think he still can be a really good player. Uh, but they, they were absolutely hunting Mikey today and that, that was tough to see. He got turned around a couple of times, looked really bad there. Um, two, two of the biggest plays of the game, I think were largely his responsibility. That, that throw to Wicks for a touchdown. Um, and then that deep bomb, was that also to Wicks? The bomb to Wicks where he just.

• 2:27:57Speaker 05

  Both of them were Wicks.

• 2:27:58Speaker 02

  His, his controller got unplugged twice today and they both ended up in, in chunk plays that pretty much won the game for the Eagles. Uh, Dan Quinn, second most blame. I don't know what we're doing timeouts. I don't think Dan Quinn understands how to use timeouts correctly.

• 2:28:12Speaker 00

  Complicated.

• 2:28:13Speaker 02

  Is, it is, you only get three and there, you get three in each half and then they don't carry over.

• 2:28:17Speaker 00

  What if you get a challenge right?

• 2:28:18Speaker 02

  But then if you get a challenge right.

• 2:28:20Speaker 00

  Then you get an extra timeout?

• 2:28:21Speaker 02

  No.

• 2:28:22Speaker 00

  You get four?

• 2:28:22Speaker 02

  Well, you don't burn a timeout. But when you lose a challenge, you burn one. And I don't know if this is, the backwards snapback hat today on Dan, it, it looked like his brain was trying to burst through his forehead because he couldn't figure out how timeouts work. Really dumb stuff by Dan Quinn.

• 2:28:39Speaker 00

  I, I do think the, the, the hat would piss me off when you lose games.

• 2:28:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, hat pisses me off in a loss.

• 2:28:44Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:28:45Speaker 02

  It does. Uh, third most blame, uh, kicker, uh, Jalen Carter blocked an extra point and then missed a 56 yard field goal, uh, between the two of those plays end up being very, very, um, consequential to the final score of the game. And then, uh, the play call on the two point conversion from Blau. I don't think Blau had a, had a terrible game. I don't think he had a great game, but that was, that was a doy doy call. Running the shovel pass to our backup tight end. Um, which actually it might've worked if Allegretti or center had held his block, but he got manhandled. So, um, it didn't work. It was a, it was a dumb play and, uh, no blame to Diggs, by the way. No blame to Diggs.

• 2:29:26Speaker 02

  Caught a touchdown. I know ideally in that place, you're thinking we're going to go for two. In fact, I think it was the first team since 2000 that had kicked an extra point down to in the final 10 minutes of regulation. And it's because Diggs caught the touchdown and then went sailing balls first into the upright. Um, when you sign Stefan Diggs, this is the bargain that you make. If the deal is going to be, he catches a touchdown and in the process of catching a touchdown, he commits a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty. That's, yes, that's exactly what you think you're going to get. Also, I don't know if you saw this Hank, but it was on third and six. So he's, he was just super excited that he actually got the ball in his hands on that play.

• 2:30:09Speaker 06

  So no blame.

• 2:30:11Speaker 02

  That's, that's Diggs. That's what Diggs is going to do. It sucks.

• 2:30:14Speaker 06

  Get costly penalties.

• 2:30:16Speaker 02

  It sucks.

• 2:30:17Speaker 06

  In crucial moments of the game.

• 2:30:18Speaker 02

  I can't invite Diggs into my home and then be like, hey, why did you rub your dick on the upright? Like that's what he's going to do. It's, it's the first line on his resume that he's going to do something like this.

• 2:30:30Speaker 02

  Am I wrong?

• 2:30:32Speaker 00

  No, I, I don't think so.

• 2:30:34Speaker 06

  I wouldn't say no blame. I would say he deserves blame.

• 2:30:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:30:37Speaker 06

  For sure.

• 2:30:37Speaker 02

  Well, yeah.

• 2:30:38Speaker 06

  Like it's true that you know what you're getting with him, but you also like, he deserves blame for you guys losing the game.

• 2:30:44Speaker 02

  But if, I don't know how I can blame Diggs and then like, we're the ones that brought him in. If anything, Adam Peters signed him, but he was, he was a great, I think he was a, a, a great player today for us. I think he helped us almost win the game. Uh, Bill looked good for the most part. Well, I mean, he did, he did enough. We did enough.

• 2:31:05Speaker 06

  You guys, you guys tried.

• 2:31:06Speaker 02

  We could have won.

• 2:31:07Speaker 06

  You tried hard.

• 2:31:08Speaker 00

  Can I ask a Roback?

• 2:31:09Speaker 06

  That's all you can ask for.

• 2:31:10Speaker 00

  Roback question, R H O B A C K dot com promo code take 20% off your first purchase. Q zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, roback.com promo code take. Is there any blame to Jaden? And also I came down, uh, late in the fourth because I was, uh, getting ready for the show. There seemed to be some tension in the cave. You were, people were throwing accusations at you that you were celebrating the simplest Jaden passes as incredible.

• 2:31:35Speaker 06

  Yep. That's fact.

• 2:31:36Speaker 00

  That's I, I, I'm not, I didn't see it. That's Max and Hank were saying.

• 2:31:40Speaker 02

  We got a biased audience because Hank put together a hater parlay, uh, thoughts and prayers, Hank, your hater parlay did not win, did not even come close to winning.

• 2:31:48Speaker 06

  Uh, it did win pretty much.

• 2:31:50Speaker 02

  No, it didn't. Because I took the opposite, I took the opposite of Hank's hater parlay and I won.

• 2:31:55Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:31:55Speaker 02

  I took a pro Jaden parlay that directly.

• 2:31:57Speaker 06

  No, you didn't. That's impossible.

• 2:32:00Speaker 02

  I had 18 plus, uh, completions for Jaden. I had, uh, I believe two touchdowns.

• 2:32:07Speaker 06

  That wasn't part of mine.

• 2:32:08Speaker 02

  Which he got, and then I had commanders to cover the spread.

• 2:32:11Speaker 06

  That's not the opposite of mine. That's fine.

• 2:32:13Speaker 02

  What was yours?

• 2:32:13Speaker 06

  Congrats for yours. Uh, it was under 18 and a half, under 200 yards and the Eagles and an interception.

• 2:32:21Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:32:22Speaker 00

  So you, you were very close.

• 2:32:24Speaker 06

  Pretty much, yeah. I mean, I, I fought like that's, that's kind of what you get, you know, like you, you, I fought hard.

• 2:32:29Speaker 05

  For three quarters of this game, Jaden Daniels was terrible.

• 2:32:32Speaker 02

  I don't, so here's the thing is.

• 2:32:33Speaker 05

  He's terrible.

• 2:32:33Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't think he was.

• 2:32:34Speaker 05

  He was terrible.

• 2:32:35Speaker 02

  I don't think he was terrible.

• 2:32:36Speaker 06

  He's also 18 and a half. You had 18 and a half.

• 2:32:41Speaker 02

  I had 18 plus receptions.

• 2:32:43Speaker 06

  Got it.

• 2:32:43Speaker 02

  Um, Max, I, I don't think he was terrible. I've been thinking about this. He didn't play good. He definitely didn't play good, but it, it was clear what the Eagles were doing with their secondary and Jaden needed to take off early instead of like dodging around in the pocket and then throwing the ball away. He, I don't know how many throwaways he had out of bounds, but it was a shitload of them. At that point, he has to be more decisive and run at that spot.

• 2:33:06Speaker 05

  So he wasn't throwing the ball well. He was missing lots of throws.

• 2:33:11Speaker 02

  He missed a, a few throws, but I think a lot of the incompletions were clearly on out of bounds intentional throwaways.

• 2:33:21Speaker 05

  I don't know if we were watching this. He was bad.

• 2:33:24Speaker 02

  I, I wouldn't.

• 2:33:24Speaker 05

  In the fourth quarter, he was good.

• 2:33:26Speaker 02

  I wouldn't say.

• 2:33:26Speaker 05

  Fourth quarter, he was good.

• 2:33:27Speaker 02

  I wouldn't say bad.

• 2:33:28Speaker 05

  Bad.

• 2:33:28Speaker 02

  But when, when he threw, when it was like third and 15 or second and 15 and he makes a throw for a first down, I'm gonna say good throw and then Max had a.

• 2:33:38Speaker 05

  Well, it just became like, it'd be like, wow, great throw. And it's like a wide open recei- like, you, great play and great throw are two different things. An expected throw for every quarterback in the NFL for a wide open receiver is not a wow, great throw on every single completion that he had.

• 2:33:55Speaker 02

  I don't.

• 2:33:56Speaker 05

  And it was because he was playing poorly. So you were trying to convince yourself being like, oh, he's back. That's a great throw. That's a great throw. Which is, which is fine. It's a good coping mechanism for a fan in the NFL for a quarterback who's playing poorly. I've, I've done that when Jalen Hurts is playing poorly today. He did not play poorly.

• 2:34:13Speaker 02

  I was just excited for a first down. I, you're, you're reading.

• 2:34:16Speaker 05

  Throw and great play are two different things.

• 2:34:18Speaker 02

  You're reading way too much into the, the, the language policing here, Max.

• 2:34:23Speaker 00

  Hank, were you, were you there?

• 2:34:25Speaker 06

  Yeah. It was like a check down and P P was like, oh, great throw. I will say it like, unbiased, biased aside. After this conversation happened, Jane Daniels actually like had.

• 2:34:38Speaker 00

  He almost brought him back to.

• 2:34:39Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 2:34:39Speaker 00

  Like I sat down.

• 2:34:40Speaker 05

  I said that.

• 2:34:41Speaker 00

  He was doing some.

• 2:34:42Speaker 05

  Fourth quarter, he was good.

• 2:34:43Speaker 00

  Great stuff at the end of the game. The, the beginning, it did feel like he was indecisive with the ball.

• 2:34:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:34:49Speaker 00

  Where it's like.

• 2:34:50Speaker 02

  And he was. I think, I think he's been told, don't put yourself in danger. Don't run with the football. So he would get away from the initial pass rush and then he would stay behind the line of scrimmage. And then nothing would pop up and he'd throw the ball away because it's too late to run.

• 2:35:03Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 2:35:03Speaker 02

  In those cases like Jay, and he did that a little bit in the second half. He had an awesome run against this Eagles defense. And he was more decisive about running with the football and then everything kind of became easier. But he was staying way too long in the backfield with the ball in his hands. And then just running out of time and then, okay, I'm just going to air mail one 20 yards out of bounds. Uh, I thought that, again, the defense I thought was better than expected.

• 2:35:26Speaker 05

  Sonny Stiles is awesome.

• 2:35:28Speaker 02

  Sonny Stiles had a great day.

• 2:35:29Speaker 05

  All over the field.

• 2:35:30Speaker 00

  What, what other fights did you guys have? Any other, any other?

• 2:35:34Speaker 02

  I think, I think Max is just mad because I said, great throw.

• 2:35:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:35:38Speaker 02

  On a, on a completion for 15 yards in a first down. And it wasn't as good a throw as Max.

• 2:35:43Speaker 00

  Pretty much no like little ass play or anything like that?

• 2:35:46Speaker 05

  It was pretty tame. Yeah.

• 2:35:47Speaker 02

  It's pretty cordial. I mean.

• 2:35:48Speaker 00

  Week one.

• 2:35:49Speaker 02

  I, I think Jalen Hurts had a great game. I agree with that.

• 2:35:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:35:52Speaker 02

  And I would never say anything positive about Jalen Hurts on these airwaves. Never have, never will. Um, but he was very decisive. The run that he had on third, the, the game pretty much swung on a couple of plays. One was the long touchdown to Goddard. I believe that was third down as well. Um, but then the run that, uh, that Jalen Hurts had.

• 2:36:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:36:10Speaker 02

  It was third and long.

• 2:36:11Speaker 05

  I think.

• 2:36:11Speaker 02

  Was just at that point, like that, that swung the entire game's momentum.

• 2:36:15Speaker 00

  And we should also say, Jalen Carter is just the best at blocking kicks.

• 2:36:19Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 2:36:20Speaker 05

  It's so good.

• 2:36:21Speaker 00

  I mean, that was, that, that could have been, you know, you, you don't have to go for two if he doesn't block that extra point.

• 2:36:25Speaker 02

  Yep. Yep. Um, also Tyler Owens had one of the best plays that I've ever seen on special teams.

• 2:36:30Speaker 00

  Oh yeah, that was sick.

• 2:36:31Speaker 02

  He was double teamed off the bat as a gunner and then he, he stiff arms one guy into the ground. And then stiff arms another guy into the ground and then delivers a spine buster tackle at the end. Um, it was awesome.

• 2:36:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:36:43Speaker 02

  Also, this guy Tyler Owens, athletic freak. I think he was undrafted, but he was one of the most athletic safeties at the combine. Um, he doesn't believe that space is real.

• 2:36:52Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 2:36:53Speaker 02

  He thinks space is fake.

• 2:36:54Speaker 00

  Space is hard to put your head, head around.

• 2:36:57Speaker 02

  It doesn't make a lot of sense.

• 2:36:58Speaker 00

  It doesn't.

• 2:36:59Speaker 02

  I think as a defensive back, not believing that space exists is actually a good mindset to have.

• 2:37:04Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:37:04Speaker 02

  Like you're no daylight in between me and you.

• 2:37:07Speaker 00

  Close the space.

• 2:37:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:37:08Speaker 05

  I don't hate that strategy of him being like, I don't want to think too hard about something because it kind of hurts my brain. So I'm just going to think that it doesn't exist.

• 2:37:17Speaker 00

  Right.

• 2:37:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:37:17Speaker 05

  I'm, I.

• 2:37:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, I kind of, uh, space does.

• 2:37:22Speaker 05

  Because if, if you think too hard about space, it fucking sucks.

• 2:37:26Speaker 00

  It, it fucked me up. The other day I watched one of those videos with my kids where it was like, this is the earth, then this is the sun, then this is the next biggest star. And then it just keeps going, keeps going, keeps going until they're galaxies and it's all this stuff. And they were just cheering every time it got bigger. And I was like, stop cheering. Like this is fucked up.

• 2:37:44Speaker 02

  And when they're like, this is the size, this is the size of the earth, but here's this earth compared to the size of the sun.

• 2:37:50Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, that's.

• 2:37:51Speaker 02

  No, I don't want to think about that.

• 2:37:52Speaker 00

  No, yeah, it kept on going. And then it's just like, and then this is the galaxy. And then this is the small galaxies, the big galaxy. This is the black star. This is the giant black star. They're like, yeah, yeah. Stop. This is fucked up. So I'm with this guy.

• 2:38:06Speaker 02

  I did say that I would, I was going to base my entire theory on how the season would go on the first drive that the commanders had. And I, I have my answer. We got a field goal. It was not like a super impressive drive. Uh, that's nine and eight. Commanders will be nine and eight this year based on that drive.

• 2:38:21Speaker 00

  Nine and eight.

• 2:38:22Speaker 02

  Nine and eight. I, I think the Eagles are a very, very good team. I think that this was not the worst showing that you possibly could have against a good team. Um, but you have, in order to be a good team, you have to win these kinds of games. And we had every opportunity to win despite the fact that we didn't play well. And yeah, Jay didn't play great in the first half. I would say he played, I would give him a D in the first half and then I would give him a B plus in the fourth quarter. Uh, but.

• 2:38:47Speaker 05

  I'm good, I'm good with both of those.

• 2:38:48Speaker 02

  Are you okay with those grades?

• 2:38:49Speaker 05

  Both of those grades.

• 2:38:50Speaker 00

  What about if he says good throw?

• 2:38:53Speaker 05

  Good, good throw is fine. And, and that's, and that's where it makes sense. There were times where it just didn't make.

• 2:38:59Speaker 00

  Great throw. What if he says great throw?

• 2:39:03Speaker 05

  It's gotta be a good throw. It's gotta be like a, a tight window or.

• 2:39:08Speaker 02

  So then I just started like not acknowledging anything good. I'd just be like, average touchdown.

• 2:39:13Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 2:39:14Speaker 02

  That's what you're supposed to do. Great job.

• 2:39:17Speaker 05

  It was, there was routine throws.

• 2:39:19Speaker 02

  Routine touchdowns.

• 2:39:20Speaker 00

  Routine touchdowns.

• 2:39:21Speaker 02

  Possible game winning drive.

• 2:39:23Speaker 00

  Every play is hard in the.

• 2:39:24Speaker 06

  And like bad penalties, but like, that's what, you know, that's what you want.

• 2:39:26Speaker 00

  Yeah. Must win next week?

• 2:39:29Speaker 02

  I wouldn't say that's what we want, Hank.

• 2:39:30Speaker 06

  No, but that's when you, yeah, like Stefan Diggs, like you, you, you said, I'll take that all day.

• 2:39:34Speaker 02

  I can't be mad at him.

• 2:39:35Speaker 06

  Yeah, right. Why would you be? He cost you the game, but like, fuck it.

• 2:39:38Speaker 02

  We, we brought him in.

• 2:39:41Speaker 06

  Exactly. No, so I agree. Like, I totally agree.

• 2:39:44Speaker 02

  You ever hear about the scorpion and the frog?

• 2:39:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:39:48Speaker 02

  Yeah. The, the scorpion's things. He's like, what do you expect? I'm a scorpion. Of course. Stefan Diggs is going to score touchdowns and then he's going to put his dick on shit.

• 2:39:54Speaker 05

  It's also didn't end up being that consequential because they still got the two point try.

• 2:39:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, they did.

• 2:39:58Speaker 05

  Like if they'd never got that two point try, then it would have been.

• 2:40:02Speaker 02

  But you'd rather do that earlier.

• 2:40:04Speaker 05

  Yeah. But it, I don't know. Like you could have, you, you could have still gone for it and not gotten it. And then you just wouldn't have had a chance in that last.

• 2:40:13Speaker 02

  But no, then that affects the way that you call plays moving forward.

• 2:40:16Speaker 05

  You're right.

• 2:40:16Speaker 02

  It, it definitely, listen, I, obviously I'm joking a little bit about Diggs. I, I wish that he didn't do that. That was stupid. And Jayden said it was stupid. Um, but at the end of the day, like, okay, he caught a touchdown. Stefan Diggs is a little bit crazy. He's good at that. That's not prediction. That's not the last time he's going to do something like that.

• 2:40:32Speaker 00

  What, uh, so is next week a, a double must win? Because the Cowboys will get to the last game, but Cowboys, Commander's playing at Cowboys.

• 2:40:42Speaker 02

  I wish, I wish the Cowboys won today.

• 2:40:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:40:46Speaker 02

  Max wouldn't understand that.

• 2:40:47Speaker 00

  He does not understand this.

• 2:40:48Speaker 02

  He doesn't get that part of it. I wish the Cowboys had beat the Giants because they're going to be desperate. And we're not going to be able to catch them sleeping next week. Uh, so yeah, must win. I said, the first three games, the commanders have to get one win out of those first three games.

• 2:41:02Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah. Uh, okay. So that, that game happened to the Cowboys, Giants, Giants 28, Cowboys 20. What a win for the Giants. It feels like a, I don't want to say statement win because you can't really have a statement win in week one. But maybe it's a, an announcement of a new regime. And the Giants to me looked tougher, more physical, uh, more buttoned up as a football team than they have looked in a very long time. And they kind of like, like the Cowboys have all this talent.

• 2:41:37Speaker 00

  The Giants were just the tougher team. They were just kind of bullying them. And there was a little bit of fumble luck where the ball kept on bouncing and, and the Giants recovered a couple of them and Dak did his classic Dak, like what the fuck are you doing pick? At the end of the first half, which made no sense. But that's on Dak. That's not like the Giants shouldn't be apologizing for that. I, you gotta be pumped if you're a Giants fan.

• 2:41:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. You gotta be very excited about it. And then also at the end of the game, did you see the, uh, the four play calls in a row?

• 2:42:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:42:06Speaker 02

  To Singletary?

• 2:42:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:42:07Speaker 02

  Ran the same play.

• 2:42:08Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 2:42:08Speaker 02

  And, and the Cowboys made zero adjustments on it. I thought the Giants did, they, they looked more, I don't know if the word is professional.

• 2:42:15Speaker 00

  They did.

• 2:42:15Speaker 02

  They crisp. They look crisp.

• 2:42:16Speaker 00

  They crisp, crisp and physical.

• 2:42:18Speaker 02

  All the small stuff. It looks like they did everything a half second faster than, than they did over the last few years. They scored their first touchdown on, uh, week one in the last four years. So that was a great start for them too.

• 2:42:30Speaker 00

  That second, that second half, by the way, was crazy in terms of, uh, there was only, there's only five drives total.

• 2:42:36Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 2:42:37Speaker 00

  It went 12 plays, 74 yards touchdowns for the Giants. 12 plays, 75 yards touchdown for the, uh, Cowboys. That was the entirety of the third quarter.

• 2:42:47Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 2:42:47Speaker 00

  Each team had the ball once in the third quarter. Fourth quarter, 13 plays, 65 yard touchdown for the Giants. Nine plays, 74 yard touchdown for the Cowboys and the Giants got the ball and ended the game. It's crazy.

• 2:42:59Speaker 02

  Giants were awesome on third down tonight.

• 2:43:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:43:01Speaker 02

  90%.

• 2:43:02Speaker 00

  Jackson, and it felt like they had a.

• 2:43:04Speaker 02

  Conversion rate.

• 2:43:04Speaker 00

  A really good plan for Jackson Dart, some designed runs that looked good. Scataboo is, when he's healthy is awesome to watch. Isaiah Likely, beast.

• 2:43:13Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 2:43:14Speaker 00

  Like that, that seems like that was a really good, uh, free agent acquisition for, for them to get him from the Ravens. Cause remember he was, he was good on the Ravens. He got hurt a little bit and Mark Andrews is always the number one guy. He might be, that, that might be a, a big, big, uh, grab for them where it's like, you look at their team. It's like, okay, they got neighbors. They got Scataboo. They got likely like that's starting to kind of. Shape up to be a pretty nice position groups.

• 2:43:43Speaker 02

  I think it was two guys. I think it was likely and then Patrick Ricard.

• 2:43:47Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh, they got it. They got multiple guys, I think.

• 2:43:50Speaker 02

  But, but two guys like that, I think.

• 2:43:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, they get the puncher too.

• 2:43:52Speaker 02

  Are like setting a tone in terms of like, what, what are we going to be about as a team?

• 2:43:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:43:57Speaker 02

  Also shout out Jameis Winston, one of the better, uh, help the sky ups that I've seen all year.

• 2:44:02Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 2:44:03Speaker 02

  And I was, it's a early in the season, but, um, all time help up guy like dark got laid out on the sidelines and Jameis was a first responder on the scene.

• 2:44:11Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 2:44:11Speaker 02

  And just like pushing everybody out of the way. I got you.

• 2:44:13Speaker 00

  Yeah. George Pickens, I feel like he had a couple, couple that he should have caught that he didn't. The Cowboys. You could see the flashes in the offense, but it's going to be interesting. They have to win the, like, this will be a massive game, week two.

• 2:44:28Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 2:44:29Speaker 00

  Uh, speaking of which, let's look, let's look real quick at next Sunday. Cause you always get excited on Sunday night when you're like, hey, what do we got coming? What do we got coming up? Uh, and now it's time for that special part of today's episode brought to you by NFL Sunday Ticket with NFL Sunday Ticket. And YouTube TV, you get every game, every Sunday, all in one place with the magic of multi-view. You can curate your own perfect Sunday slate while tracking every single out of market matchup. To keep your fantasy team alive, to make sure you're ready for kickoff. We've locked in the four games. You absolutely need to be watching this Sunday. Okay. So this is, uh, for everyone out there who has, who, who's listening, who has multi-view, uh, what is the multi-view?

• 2:45:11Speaker 00

  The perfect multi-view for the early slate in week two. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna throw some out there. Ready? Uh, oh, should we throw Steelers and Patriots on there?

• 2:45:22Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 2:45:22Speaker 00

  Must win for the Patriots. Saints and Ravens gotta be on there. Shuck, you gotta have Shuck on the multi-view. I think Bengals and Texans auto multi-view. And then we need one more, one more. Is it?

• 2:45:38Speaker 00

  Is Vikings Bears?

• 2:45:40Speaker 06

  I think so.

• 2:45:40Speaker 05

  I think it's Baker Bucks, Baker Browns.

• 2:45:43Speaker 00

  True. Oh, true. Okay. That's a good one. Yeah. All right. So go right now. YouTube TV multi-view. You can watch four games at once. It's incredible. Uh, so yeah, that we just gave you a great, a great NFL Sunday right there with the multi-view. So we're going to go Browns, Bucks, Steelers, Patriots, Bengals, Texans and Saints, Ravens. So you can watch, take that chuck ladder to the moon. Okay, boys. Uh,

• 2:46:13Speaker 00

  that was week one. We're going to do who's back in a minute, but that was any, any closing thoughts on week one?

• 2:46:18Speaker 02

  I'm, I've now decided to double down on Hank's face and just say, I'm glad Diggs did that. It was funny.

• 2:46:26Speaker 06

  Me too.

• 2:46:26Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's good.

• 2:46:28Speaker 00

  That's good.

• 2:46:28Speaker 02

  It's good. I'm happy. I hope he does it harder next time.

• 2:46:32Speaker 00

  Get right at it. Yeah. Yeah. It was a loud sound.

• 2:46:36Speaker 05

  It's gonna suck if he does it again.

• 2:46:38Speaker 02

  And he will.

• 2:46:38Speaker 05

  And you're gonna have to.

• 2:46:39Speaker 02

  He will.

• 2:46:40Speaker 00

  You're gonna have to defend it again.

• 2:46:41Speaker 05

  No, you won't have to defend it. You're gonna have to cheer it.

• 2:46:43Speaker 00

  Yeah. You gotta say, that was awesome.

• 2:46:45Speaker 02

  I'm a fan of NFL football, but also I'm a fan of slapstick comedy. So I hope he does it again.

• 2:46:53Speaker 00

  You got it. Yeah.

• 2:46:54Speaker 02

  I hope they put a, a sound effect in the uprights. It just goes, boy, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. It'd be very funny.

• 2:47:00Speaker 00

  Yeah. He needs, he needs to do a better job though of hitting the top and then sliding down.

• 2:47:03Speaker 02

  That'd be hilarious.

• 2:47:04Speaker 00

  Pretending like he's knocked out.

• 2:47:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:47:07Speaker 00

  That'd be really good. All right. Should we do who's back of the week? It's good to talk ball with the boys. Who's back of the week? Is brought to you by our friends at Twisted Tea. Listen, football is back. It's a moment we've all been waiting for. Football season back in full swing, which means we'll be posted up with an ice cold tea until further notice. Twisted Tea is a refreshing hard iced tea made with real brewed tea and 5% alcohol. The Twisted Tea Party Pack has a little something for everyone with original half and half raspberry and peach. Whether you're tailgating at the stadium, crushing teas in your man cave, or grilling out with your friends. Twisted Tea is there to turn your day up a notch and make a good time, a great time. Grab a refreshing Twisted Tea today. Keep it twisted. We love the Twisted Tea half and half.

• 2:47:48Speaker 00

  The original, absolute best Twisted Tea. Go get it today. All right, Hank, who's back of the week? We're gonna talk a lot of college football on Wednesday.

• 2:47:57Speaker 06

  Um, who's back of the week is eating shit.

• 2:47:59Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:48:01Speaker 06

  Steve Ballmer.

• 2:48:03Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:48:04Speaker 06

  While we were recording the show.

• 2:48:05Speaker 00

  Yes, I, yes.

• 2:48:06Speaker 06

  He put out a statement about these, you know, everything that's come down on the Clippers and they're originally fighting it, but tonight he put out a statement. Said, this has been a very difficult time for everyone associated with the Clippers and for that I have sincere regrets. I want to apologize to our fans, employees, my fellow NBA owners for the distraction and distress this matter has caused, for which I accept responsibility as principal owner. And then he basically, you know, long, long statement, but he said, we're putting this chapter behind us and we are complying with the penalties assessed by the league. We've paid the fine and are moving forward. So there is no, gonna be no pushback. They came out, you know, they came out when it first came out like a year ago that they denied, denied, denied. He said he got, he got screwed over too.

• 2:48:50Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 2:48:50Speaker 06

  Then when the suspension came out, they said, this is bullshit. We, you know, categorically deny all these claims.

• 2:48:58Speaker 06

  And then he's just, whatever's come to light, he's just, he's like, all right, we're gonna eat all this shit.

• 2:49:02Speaker 00

  I think someone finally got into his head where it's like, dude, you're, you're caught red-handed. Whin Horse said this, remember we talked about it? Like the Timberwolves, when they did this, they complied, they apologized. They came forth, they were forthright and they're like, hey, this is what we did. And then they gave them two of their picks back. They took five away. They gave two back. Ballmer, someone smart around Ballmer was like, dude, they literally have everything. You, you are dead to rights. Like, what are you doing? And, and it's like, if you want to save any type of face, any type of picks, you have to just say you fucked up. And so smart by him.

• 2:49:41Speaker 06

  I'm sure when he like became a billionaire, he was like, I'll never have to eat shit again in my life.

• 2:49:45Speaker 00

  Yeah. I'll never have to apologize. I'll never have to say I'm wrong. I'm always right. This has got to suck for him.

• 2:49:50Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's realizing you actually don't have fuck you money.

• 2:49:53Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah. Because everyone around, which is, it's crazy because he is the wealthiest NBA owner, but still.

• 2:50:02Speaker 02

  Yeah. I thought he was going to drag this out in court.

• 2:50:04Speaker 00

  Pablo brought the richest NBA owner to his knees.

• 2:50:08Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 2:50:09Speaker 00

  Damn. Had him say an uncle. How much do you think he hates Pablo Torre? Like, how much do you think he's just bitching about him like to his wife?

• 2:50:17Speaker 06

  Well, I'm sure he's got like, he's trying to reverse, reverse Uno card him.

• 2:50:22Speaker 02

  You think he's got like private investigators?

• 2:50:24Speaker 06

  Yeah. I doubt Pablo has anything, you know, any skeletons in his closet, but if he does, Ballmer's finding those motherfuckers.

• 2:50:33Speaker 00

  Pablo should reverse, reverse the reverse Uno card and do like a fake skeleton.

• 2:50:39Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 2:50:39Speaker 00

  Like if I were Pablo, if I were Pablo, I'd like, next time I take out my trash, I'd like, make it look like a whole, like a large body, like in a rug. And then they'd be like, we got you. Like dude, it's literally, I'm literally throwing out a rug.

• 2:50:54Speaker 02

  Have a fake ex-girlfriend reach out to him.

• 2:50:56Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 2:50:58Speaker 06

  You should. That'd be funny.

• 2:50:59Speaker 00

  That'd be awesome.

• 2:51:00Speaker 02

  That'd be good. And then Ballmer like ends up trying to bang her. And then now Pablo's got that on him.

• 2:51:08Speaker 06

  Uh, no matter who's back, it's just, uh, tennis. Dumb weekend to do it.

• 2:51:15Speaker 00

  Oh my God. The US Open.

• 2:51:17Speaker 06

  But I gotta do it.

• 2:51:18Speaker 00

  Sunday of.

• 2:51:20Speaker 06

  And Saturday.

• 2:51:21Speaker 00

  And Saturday.

• 2:51:22Speaker 06

  Saturday women's, Robachna.

• 2:51:24Speaker 00

  Ah.

• 2:51:25Speaker 06

  Sunday's Verev.

• 2:51:27Speaker 02

  Uh, so it was almost the first, uh, US men's grand slam winner since what? Like 2003?

• 2:51:33Speaker 06

  Sure.

• 2:51:34Speaker 02

  Yeah. Like Ben Shelton, we haven't, we haven't done it in a very long time. Sampras might've been the last one.

• 2:51:41Speaker 00

  Sounds good.

• 2:51:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:51:42Speaker 06

  He was, he wasn't close.

• 2:51:43Speaker 02

  He wasn't close.

• 2:51:43Speaker 00

  Do you see Zverev was so locked in, he didn't even know he won?

• 2:51:46Speaker 06

  Yeah. Well, he was, he, he broke him like three times. The one that I don't understand that I was watching the women's final that the, it was, it was Sabalenka versus Robachna, one versus two. They kept saying that no matter what happens in this match, Robachna is going to be the number one when the, when the ranking comes out on Monday. But it's like they're, they're playing against each other. How could you, how could you beat? How could you lose to the number one, but then still be number one? Makes no sense.

• 2:52:15Speaker 00

  Andy Roddick, 2003. Yeah.

• 2:52:18Speaker 06

  Also taught, you were talking about explaining, like trying to explain football, like it, it makes no sense if, when you really take a step back. Trying to explain fucking tennis.

• 2:52:29Speaker 02

  The scoring system makes no sense.

• 2:52:31Speaker 06

  Genuinely, you sound like the stupidest person and you can't.

• 2:52:36Speaker 00

  System doesn't make sense.

• 2:52:36Speaker 06

  You can't explain it in a way that sounds normal. Like, oh, well, no, this set is, this game is the 60, it's 15, 30, whatever.

• 2:52:46Speaker 00

  Wasn't it by the clock or something?

• 2:52:47Speaker 06

  And then you have to, yeah, it, it makes no sense.

• 2:52:49Speaker 00

  Oh yeah. Zverev also hit on Ben Shelton's, uh, girlfriend.

• 2:52:53Speaker 06

  Yeah. Power move.

• 2:52:54Speaker 00

  Trinity Rodman.

• 2:52:55Speaker 02

  Trinity Rodman?

• 2:52:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:52:57Speaker 02

  Who's a professional athlete herself.

• 2:52:58Speaker 06

  She is.

• 2:53:03Speaker 00

  All right, that was talking tennis.

• 2:53:04Speaker 02

  She seems like a great girlfriend, by the way.

• 2:53:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:53:06Speaker 02

  Like the most supportive girlfriend.

• 2:53:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, definitely. Ben Shelton, though. Yeah, he just didn't have it.

• 2:53:11Speaker 06

  No.

• 2:53:12Speaker 00

  Didn't have it.

• 2:53:12Speaker 02

  Ran out of steam.

• 2:53:13Speaker 00

  You could see it. Zverev is just a beast. And this is all in asterisks anyway, because Djokovic.

• 2:53:20Speaker 02

  Cried.

• 2:53:21Speaker 00

  Too old.

• 2:53:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:53:22Speaker 00

  So. But if he wasn't old, he would have won. I think we can all agree.

• 2:53:27Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 2:53:28Speaker 03

  Okay, PFT?

• 2:53:31Speaker 02

  Hank took mine, actually, with Balmer. But that's fine.

• 2:53:33Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:53:34Speaker 02

  My Who's Back of the Week is going to be the Civil War.

• 2:53:38Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:53:38Speaker 02

  Because we had maybe the best hype video that I've ever seen in college football that came out on Friday. It was getting ready for the Kansas-Missouri game. Two teams that used to play, they used to be in the same conference. And it was a game that meant everything every year. And Kansas just dropped a video on Friday that said, it's really that deep. And went back through the entire history of why Kansas and Missouri are different states.

• 2:54:04Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 2:54:04Speaker 02

  And how Missouri used to send people to kill people in Kansas. Because Kansas wanted no slavery and Missouri wanted slavery.

• 2:54:13Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 2:54:14Speaker 02

  So they dropped a hype video with Edwin Kopic and John Brown hyping up this game, being like, we hate you because you like slavery, was the message going into it.

• 2:54:25Speaker 00

  I love it.

• 2:54:25Speaker 02

  Which is a great, that's why we love college football.

• 2:54:28Speaker 00

  Exactly.

• 2:54:28Speaker 02

  It really is that deep. And then Missouri went out there and proceeded, kicked their ass. And even the coach of Missouri said like, yeah, I was feeling a little extra motivation because of the hype video.

• 2:54:39Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:54:40Speaker 02

  That they dropped.

• 2:54:40Speaker 00

  Drinkwitz is like, yeah, we wanted to rub it in at the end.

• 2:54:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, because you essentially said that we like slavery. So as that might have been the case when the states were initially started up back in the 1800s. Drinkwitz took that personally.

• 2:54:56Speaker 06

  As you should.

• 2:54:57Speaker 02

  You should, you should. But again, I love this dumb sport.

• 2:55:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:55:01Speaker 02

  It's the dumbest sport in the entire world.

• 2:55:03Speaker 00

  That's what makes college football the best is that like this stuff is like this is what, of course, they're going to bring up slavery.

• 2:55:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:55:13Speaker 00

  Why wouldn't they?

• 2:55:13Speaker 02

  Because that's probably something that every single fan of Kansas has done in the past on that week when they're playing against Missouri. Like they probably talk about, oh yeah, you guys wanted slavery.

• 2:55:24Speaker 00

  Yeah. I did like Pat Forty, who's a very good writer and I do like reading his stuff. Who covers college football for many, many years. You'd think he would understand how stupid college football fanbases are. He said, when the opportunity arises to manipulate 160-year-old tragic history and apply it to a college football game in 2026, associating one team with slavery in the Confederacy in the process, you probably shouldn't. This is crap.

• 2:55:51Speaker 00

  Pat Forty went to Missouri.

• 2:55:53Speaker 02

  Okay, there we go.

• 2:55:54Speaker 00

  Right. The immediate reply was like, I wonder why, dude? And it was like, honored alumni, 1988 Pat Forty.

• 2:56:01Speaker 02

  Because it's actually true, like that is why these two states exist separately.

• 2:56:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's like, Pat Forty, your point is not wrong, it's just you can't make it.

• 2:56:10Speaker 02

  Yeah. And also, like, it's college football.

• 2:56:12Speaker 00

  Right. Right. It's college football. People are going to be fucking psychos. We had the stripper assassin, right?

• 2:56:19Speaker 02

  Pole Assassin.

• 2:56:20Speaker 00

  Pole Assassin came back.

• 2:56:21Speaker 02

  That was my other, yeah, who's back. Pole Assassin and her monkey.

• 2:56:25Speaker 00

  Like that, that right there is, we got one, like one game where we have, you know, you guys like slavery, we don't. And then the next one, Pole Assassin comes back after Texas wins and beats Ohio State.

• 2:56:38Speaker 02

  Her monkey, by the way, did not bite a child on Halloween.

• 2:56:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:56:41Speaker 02

  It very clearly, also, if it did bite the child, there was a note that was on the door saying, caution monkey.

• 2:56:47Speaker 00

  Yeah. And also shout out Oklahoma State. We'll get into it. I think we're going to have the head coach of Oklahoma State on Wednesday's show. But that was awesome. College football. I mean, Brandon Walker, two years in a row. That was our former college football expert. He picked Oregon.

• 2:57:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was tough.

• 2:57:04Speaker 00

  First pick.

• 2:57:04Speaker 02

  That was tough. They got.

• 2:57:07Speaker 00

  They got beat back.

• 2:57:08Speaker 02

  It's not like Oklahoma State was. Oklahoma State was the better team.

• 2:57:10Speaker 00

  Yes, absolutely, absolutely. All right, my Who's Back of the Week, I got two. The first is, we got a big Stella Blue sweepstakes that's going on right now, starting Monday morning at 9:00 a.m. And we're celebrating football kickoff. We're now live in Target, Circle K, and 7-Eleven across the country. You can go find out which one's closest to you at stellabluecoffee.com. So there's going to be three grand prize winners. VIP visit to Barstool Sports on a Sunday. Watch ball with us. $500 travel stipend, $500 worth of Stella Blue coffee. To enter, you just got to fill in the entry form that we'll put on all the social.

• 2:57:52Speaker 00

  For, that's one entry. For two entries, you can upload a receipt from Target, Circle K, or 7-Eleven. And for 10 entries, you post a picture or video on Instagram, TikTok, or X featuring your Stella Blue can from Circle K, 7-Eleven, or Target. And you'll get 10 entries and we're going to pick some people who come watch ball with us, which will be awesome. So that'll be really fun. Appreciate everyone who's buys. Obviously, how it works, you know, when we get into these big stores, it's really big for Stella Blue Coffee and trying to save a bunch of dogs and drink good coffee. In order to stay in the stores, we need people to buy them in the stores. So everyone who buys in the stores, I really, really appreciate it. And hopefully we find some people who want to come watch some ball with us. I will say this, I'm adding this off script.

• 2:58:37Speaker 00

  You better bring winners. You better bring winners because you will be asked to bring winners. I don't even know if that's legal, but you got to bring a winner. So if you come watch football with us on Sunday, be loaded with a winner because that'll be the first question that all of us ask you is, what's your winner? And if you win, you're that much closer to getting a job. Let's just be honest. You went from 0% to 10%. That's true. Max, you know that's true. I didn't say you get a job. You'd be closer to getting a job.

• 2:59:09Speaker 03

  10% is high.

• 2:59:10Speaker 00

  If you gave us a winner, I can't win.

• 2:59:13Speaker 03

  It would have to be a really good winner.

• 2:59:15Speaker 00

  Yeah. That'd be a really good winner. My other Who's Back is Akron Football because the offensive coordinator Marty Wims, who won the award or got to be offensive coordinator.

• 2:59:28Speaker 00

  Akron fumbled on the fourth play.

• 2:59:30Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 2:59:31Speaker 00

  Shame.

• 2:59:33Speaker 06

  What was the Sharkwheel thing?

• 2:59:34Speaker 00

  Oh, they did score a touchdown with Sharkwheel. That was the head coach. Shout out Akron Football. Said, hey, Big Cat said he wanted to see Sharkwheel. We scored on Sharkwheel. So. Joe Moorhead. Shout out Akron Football.

• 2:59:47Speaker 02

  What was the guy's name, the coordinator?

• 2:59:48Speaker 00

  Marty Wims II.

• 2:59:51Speaker 02

  So besides the fumble, how was the play calling on that drive?

• 2:59:55Speaker 00

  Uh, I think it was good. I think he was going up tempo. Yeah, you want to play that clip? That was, I think that was Joe Moorhead who was talking.

• 3:00:02Speaker 07

  Big Cat and some big names who, you know, did not, were not selected by our Department of Accounting, namely Barstool. Big Cat did hear through the grapevine that in lieu of him winning the contest, that there was one play he wanted to run, Sharkwheel. And incidentally enough, that play is in our playbook. And the first touchdown to.

• 3:00:23Speaker 00

  Fuck, yeah.

• 3:00:24Speaker 07

  To Sean Patrick was indeed Sharkwheel.

• 3:00:28Speaker 00

  Love it. So shout out Joe Moorhead. Shout out Akron Football. That's really cool. Awesome promotion they ran. Like that was, again, college football is in a weird place overall, but Akron's doing it right. That was, that was very fun. So. Okay. Finish this off. Zach?

• 3:00:44Speaker 04

  My Who's Back of the Week this week is going to be the Kachuk Brothers. They went to the University of Miami, Florida A&M game. And they kind of did this as solid boys because typically we think that, you know, professional athletes are just graded every sport and they can do no wrong. And they put some good tape out there for us, throwing the football around. Matthew Kachuk made a throw of football for the first time in his life the other day.

• 3:01:05Speaker 02

  It was such a funny throwing motion.

• 3:01:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, listen, athletes like that you can be great at one sport and not great at others. I think we learned that several times last week.

• 3:01:13Speaker 02

  But from who?

• 3:01:15Speaker 06

  Just all over the map.

• 3:01:16Speaker 02

  All over the map. Like you're a really good kicker, but not that, not good at golf.

• 3:01:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, something like that.

• 3:01:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, we got to talk to Matthew. That was tough. And here's the thing, though.

• 3:01:28Speaker 06

  Hockey players are terrible at every other sport besides golf.

• 3:01:31Speaker 00

  But here's the thing.

• 3:01:32Speaker 06

  Hockey players playing basketball is comedy.

• 3:01:36Speaker 00

  The other side of it, though, did you see Kevin Durant?

• 3:01:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:01:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, so smooth.

• 3:01:41Speaker 02

  On a rope.

• 3:01:42Speaker 00

  Kevin Durant has motion. He looked awesome throwing a football.

• 3:01:48Speaker 04

  Does Koder have eligibility?

• 3:01:49Speaker 00

  I mean, listen.

• 3:01:50Speaker 02

  One year, yeah.

• 3:01:51Speaker 00

  Like he was making one-hand catches, like just a perfect spiral. Just effortless. That is actually really impressive when a guy who doesn't play this, like cross sport, you can look really dumb. Kevin Durant looked really good throwing that football. Bang. Just perfect.

• 3:02:10Speaker 02

  Is that too tall to be quarterback?

• 3:02:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, probably.

• 3:02:13Speaker 03

  He's a perfect quarterback.

• 3:02:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think perfect memes. I agree.

• 3:02:17Speaker 00

  Someone did comment right away. They're like, that throw would, he's too tall. It would sail over everyone. Hospital passes. Okay, it's not that serious.

• 3:02:26Speaker 02

  But it is. I think. Give him a shot.

• 3:02:29Speaker 00

  Yeah. Give him a shot. All right, you got another one, Zach? Was that it?

• 3:02:34Speaker 04

  Uh, we covered a bunch of them, but I can pivot. Ryan Garcia had a tough last year, but he defended his welterweight title with a super rushed TKO in the second round the other day.

• 3:02:43Speaker 00

  Okay, okay. Good for him.

• 3:02:47Speaker 00

  Good job, guys. First football on the Football Sunday in the books. Feels good to be back. Feels really good to be back. Feels good to be the, hey, shout out to 1-0 Club.

• 3:02:59Speaker 02

  1-0.

• 3:02:59Speaker 00

  Anyone listening?

• 3:03:01Speaker 02

  1-0.

• 3:03:01Speaker 00

  Week one is fun when you win. It sucks when you lose.

• 3:03:04Speaker 02

  A lot of 1-1 teams are going to be ranked ahead of some 1-0 teams.

• 3:03:07Speaker 03

  Doubt it. Not mine.

• 3:03:10Speaker 04

  It's just week one. Stay strong.

• 3:03:12Speaker 00

  Also farting is back because, actually, we did a good job eating today.

• 3:03:18Speaker 00

  But farting is definitely back.

• 3:03:20Speaker 02

  We had a great, healthy week one.

• 3:03:25Speaker 03

  All right, numbers.

• 3:03:26Speaker 06

  Zero.

• 3:03:27Speaker 03

  Three. Ah, I was going to go.

• 3:03:30Speaker 06

  Five.

• 3:03:32Speaker 03

  Five.

• 3:03:32Speaker 06

  Eight.

• 3:03:33Speaker 03

  Five. Five. Yeah.

• 3:03:36Speaker 02

  88.

• 3:03:37Speaker 03

  I'll go with two.

• 3:03:40Speaker 03

  Isn't it nice when your quarterback throws beyond the sticks? Didn't have that last year.

• 3:03:48Speaker 03

  They were afraid to throw for first downs.

• 3:03:53Speaker 03

  Forty, sixty-nine.

• 3:03:55Speaker 06

  Make a forty.

• 3:03:59Speaker 06

  Chain set.

• 3:04:00Speaker 03

  Chain reset.

• 3:04:15Speaker 00

  Thirty-three, thirty-three. We're just running one back, yeah. Shout out Colton.

• 3:04:21Speaker 03

  Shout out Colton.

• 3:04:22Speaker 00

  One and O Club. One and O Club. Sick overall.

• 3:04:25Speaker 06

  Best outfit, best outfit club.

• 3:04:26Speaker 00

  Colton, shout out Colton, say something about the Cardinals.

• 3:04:29Speaker 06

  Um, things are really looking up, you know? If anything's possible, no matter where you are in life, if you show up every day and you suck life's dick, one day, life might eat your ass, so.

• 3:04:40Speaker 00

  Oh, nice, alright. That's a Cardinals fan right there, that's a.

• 3:04:43Speaker 03

  Banger.

• 3:04:45Speaker 00

  Card up. Rise up, Red Sea. We gotta put that out, quote.

• 3:04:48Speaker 06

  Shane's scared of you.

• 3:04:50Speaker 00

  Shane is scared of you.

• 3:04:51Speaker 02

  Can you comment to Shane, do you have any, anything to say to him?

• 3:04:54Speaker 06

  Keep believing Shane, you might get your ass ate.

• 3:04:57Speaker 00

  Maybe, maybe if you limit the false stars.

• 3:05:10Speaker 03

  Is that a date?

• 3:05:10Speaker 00

  Twenty-six.

• 3:05:11Speaker 03

  Twenty-six.

• 3:05:16Speaker 02

  Uh, happy birthday to Roger Bennett and Deshaun Watson.

• 3:05:21Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 3:05:22Speaker 02

  Two All-Star human, what's up memes?

• 3:05:24Speaker 03

  No, no, Deshaun Watson, happy birthday.

• 3:05:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, happy birthday.

• 3:05:28Speaker 03

  Bad birthday.

• 3:05:28Speaker 02

  Treat yourself, something nice to Sean. Um, happy birthday to Jimmy Butler, J Butt.

• 3:05:33Speaker 00

  J Butt.

• 3:05:34Speaker 02

  Birthday to Mook. There we go. Happy birthday to Terry McLaurin, Pete Carroll, uh, former coach of the Seattle Seahawks, New England Patriots.

• 3:05:43Speaker 03

  USC.

• 3:05:43Speaker 02

  USC, and that's, that's all I can remember. Um, happy birthday to Marshall Yanda. Happy birthday to Dan Marino. Happy birthday to Gaylord Perry, hilarious name. Happy birthday to Prince Harry, happy birthday to Jenna Marbles. Happy birthday to Michael, not Mike, Michael Malone. Love you guys.