Football With Booger McFarland, NFL Preseason Week 1, Lebron Is A Golf Youtuber + Mt Rushmore Of Jobs That Should Deserve Walk Out Music

NFL preseason week 1 is complete and we've got some hot takes and dumb ideas (00:00:00-00:17:20). Lebron is officially a golf youtuber and Joshua Baez had the greatest MLB debut of all time as the AL has a mid off for their final wild card spot (00:17:20-00:25:09). Monday reading on condom size (00:25:09-00:30:24). We then do some serious idiot jazz on arm sizes (00:30:24-01:01:18). Who's back of the week including Big Cat being at the center of an impostor insider and Scottie Scheffler winning (01:01:18-01:17:00). Booger McFarland joins the show to talk football, both CFB and NFL, who he likes to win the Natty, Jayden Daniels NIL saga, his surprising AFC team and more (01:17:00-02:11:08). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of professions that deserve walk out music. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take https://barstool.link/pardon-my-take

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  Welcome to part of my take presented by DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Monday, August 17th, and boys, we had football. We saw preseason football. Football is back. Are we ready to make some crazy proclamations off of the second and third stringers going up against each other?

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  I'm always ready to do that. Yeah, we could 100% do that.

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  Drew Aller, the future.

• 3:05Speaker 02

  Drew Aller looks like him. Yeah, Drew Aller's him.

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  Ty Simpson, the future.

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  Also him. Yeah, they're both him.

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  Sam Howell, back.

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  Sam Howell's never left, but he's still back. Yeah, is what I think he meant to say. Ty Simpson, the highlight reel of Ty Simpson was very funny because I watched the compilation of every, every single throw that he made. Don't get me wrong. Impressive numbers. Good job by Ty Simpson. He had, he had a very good game.

• 3:26Speaker 00

  Sounds like we're going to put you on a list.

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  I'm a believer in Ty Simpson.

• 3:30Speaker 02

  There might be some allegations out there, much like, you know, Patrick Mahomes might be a check down merchant. It's gotten him pretty far in life. Yeah. And as a quarterback, he just might be the next Patrick Mahomes.

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  Yeah. I listen.

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  I feel like the game one of the preseason, that's what you're just trying to get, you know, go to option one.

• 3:47Speaker 00

  That's what.

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  Move things, move things forward.

• 3:50Speaker 00

  On time, no mistakes. He, that's exactly what he did. I, so I am a believer in Ty Simpson. I just want to buy stock right now in Ty Simpson, proclaim myself a Ty Simpson believer. The NFL preseason is so, I'm so over it. I just can't. It's especially like it used to be, we used to be a proper country where you'd actually get to see some of the starters. I mean, Josh Allen played, credit to Joe Burrow, he got sacked to shoot, like I think he had a 28% pressure rate, which is not a good sign because they were playing their first team offense. But remember that was always the, the, the criticism of the Bengals start slow because they don't play anyone in the preseason. But I just, I, what, what is it? Is it preseason game two is now the, the?

• 4:31Speaker 02

  The dress rehearsal? Cause game three used to be the dress rehearsal.

• 4:34Speaker 00

  Right. Game three used to be able to see starters throughout the first half.

• 4:37Speaker 02

  I think it's maybe the first half of game two.

• 4:39Speaker 00

  Yeah. Because game three, you can't really start them, right?

• 4:43Speaker 02

  I guess not, but maybe.

• 4:45Speaker 00

  And game one, I thought, I thought we'd see at least a little something.

• 4:48Speaker 02

  So there's no game four. There's no week four of preseason, but that means that there is a week of just practice.

• 4:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 4:54Speaker 02

  Yeah. So it might be the, the first half of week three might be the new week three.

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  It was cool seeing all the helmets and everything and everyone on the fields and all that shit, all that jazz.

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  It was great. There's five, I think we saw five new team like uniform helmet combinations.

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  Oh.

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  And they all look good. So there was the, I think it was the Dolphins had like a new slight tweak redesign. I thought that was good. Falcons, I thought that was fine. But again, you can't get any better than if they did the all blacks all the time. The commanders just looked like the old Redskins uniforms, which is awesome.

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  Sorry about Marcus Mariota.

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  Marcus Mariota.

• 5:29Speaker 00

  That sucks.

• 5:29Speaker 02

  Has an injured knee. He will be out, I think through the end of training camp. I think he's going to be there week one.

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  I thought he was hurt more significantly than that.

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  Sprained MCL, I think. So Dan Quinn has signaled that he's not going to bring in any more quarterbacks. That might change, but he said that.

• 5:46Speaker 00

  Oh, the remainder of the preseason. I read it as the season. Okay. Yeah, he's fine.

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  Yeah. So I think they're going to go with the, the Greek kid from Rutgers.

• 5:53Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:53Speaker 02

  I need TJ to teach me how to pronounce his name.

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  Minnesota first, then Rutgers.

• 5:56Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, how do you pronounce that guy's name?

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  Galifianakis.

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  It's very Greek. I'm not sure what it is. Damon.

• 6:03Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah. It was cool. It's.

• 6:08Speaker 02

  Kalaphianakis. So I think we're just going to go with those guys. And then the Ravens had the uniforms look good. And the Rams had the uniforms that don't look anything different from the old uniforms.

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  Yeah. So that's our preseason week one. I really just can't, like I watched the first half of the Bears game and I was like, okay, like Caleb wasn't playing. Like there was a bunch of guys who weren't playing. Like, okay, Roshan Johnson, like show us something. That was about it.

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  I think there's three things that you can do while you watch preseason game. One is hope that your players don't get injured.

• 6:36Speaker 00

  Yep.

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  Like every play.

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  That's an easy one.

• 6:38Speaker 02

  Kind of hold your breath. And then number two, it's kind of fun if you get some guys that are announcing in the booth that normally don't do the games. So they might screw some stuff up. I'm not talking about Gruden. Gruden's going to be fine in the booth, but you get like a weird combination of like local radio talent. Sometimes the booth, that's always good. And then, and then three, I guess, you know, it, you see a guy like fumble the ball and you just say, oh, he's cut.

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  Yeah.

• 7:01Speaker 02

  That's fun. It's fun to do.

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  And four, I would say is the wide receiver who pops off, who's like six on the depth chart, but he, you gotta throw the ball to someone. Yeah. So that one guy who pops off and you're like, holy fuck, we got a guy here.

• 7:15Speaker 02

  Or a defensive end that gets like two sacks.

• 7:17Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 7:18Speaker 02

  And then you're like, this guy is going to make a difference.

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  Check his get off.

• 7:21Speaker 02

  That guy is going to be a third down specialist for us this year. And then you never hear his name again.

• 7:25Speaker 00

  Yeah. Check this get off against a bunch of guys who are going to get cut playing offensive line.

• 7:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. But it's preseason football.

• 7:31Speaker 00

  It's preseason football. Hank, how much preseason football did you watch?

• 7:33Speaker 03

  I watched some highlights. I watched some at the bar, but I think it was also highlights.

• 7:38Speaker 00

  Okay, that works. So highlights and some other highlights.

• 7:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:42Speaker 00

  That's, I think that's an appropriate amount of.

• 7:44Speaker 03

  Tommy DeVito, Anthony Richardson, he was, he started for the Colts.

• 7:49Speaker 00

  He looked good.

• 7:49Speaker 03

  I still believe.

• 7:50Speaker 00

  Yeah. Not done?

• 7:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:52Speaker 00

  You're not done with him?

• 7:53Speaker 03

  He's a, he's a freak.

• 7:55Speaker 02

  What did you have to say? You were going to say something about Tommy DeVito?

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  I think he was more like, it was like roll call. Tommy DeVito, check.

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  He saw him.

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  Yeah. He played.

• 8:04Speaker 02

  It's like a list of birds that you see on a vacation.

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  I like Tommy DeVito, but if he, if he was our quarterback every week, it would, it would be tough.

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  That's a totally fair thing to say. I think a lot of teams are in that spot where it's like, hey, if the backup's playing, did Zach Wilson go off? Zach Wilson kinda, kinda sneaky went off.

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  Game ball.

• 8:24Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 8:24Speaker 02

  I'm going to say it. Zach Wilson gets our game ball.

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  Also good to know Zach Wilson's on the Saints.

• 8:29Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 8:29Speaker 00

  Didn't realize that until right this second, but that's awesome for him.

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  Preseason is also good for like taking whatever storyline you want to take about your offense or defense and the scheme they're running from week one. And then just hoping that somehow they hear your concerns individually.

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  Yeah.

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  And they address those concerns with the scheme in week two of the preseason.

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  Yep.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  But in reality, they just probably make another shitty game plan for week two of the preseason because they don't care. And you go into week three thinking, if they don't turn around this week, it's going to be a long season.

• 8:58Speaker 00

  It's going to be a long season.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  Long season. Yeah.

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  You're highlighting Joe Milton going off.

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  Yeah.

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  Always believe. Always believe in Joe Milton.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

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  Zuka Joe going off. I hate that he's on the Cowboys. Did you guys see, speaking of injuries, you see LaFleur said that Love is going to be out for a week with a sprained ankle?

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  I did see that. Yeah.

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  Yeah.

• 9:15Speaker 02

  That's tough.

• 9:16Speaker 00

  That's going to be confusing all season long. It was Mike LaFleur and Jeremiah Love, which actually you could just do M, M LaFleur and Jay Love and it still would be confusing.

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  Mm hmm.

• 9:26Speaker 00

  That's, that's annoying. They gotta figure that out. They gotta like, be like the, the red, the red LaFleur said that the red love is out.

• 9:35Speaker 02

  There's a, there's a new trend of people just like showing running backs and like the silhouettes or quarterbacks as silhouettes.

• 9:43Speaker 02

  Jeremiah Love silhouette looks eerily like Adrian Peterson.

• 9:46Speaker 00

  Oh, I saw that clip.

• 9:47Speaker 02

  It looks almost exactly like Adrian Peterson. It's crazy.

• 9:49Speaker 00

  That was nuts because the clip was literally someone said, if you like ball knowers know who this looks like. And I immediately I was like, now that I'm like some great ball number, that's Adrian Peterson. How he's running like standing up.

• 10:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, you know, Adrian Peterson's running style. That's exactly.

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  There it is, Max, right there.

• 10:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, play that shit, Max.

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  Go up, go up, go up, go up. There it is. Boom. That's Adrian Peterson. That is Adrian Peterson.

• 10:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's Adrian Peterson. It made me go back and I watched more Adrian Peterson highlights this weekend.

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  It is kind of funny that.

• 10:16Speaker 02

  That's Adrian Peterson. That cut right there is AP.

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  Tyler Algier is on the Cardinals and he is like role is just always to be like whoever the awesome player is just, you're going to be the one who gets their ass kicked. When we get to the point of the season where the, where the season sucks, like, hey, we're not going to give Jeremiah Love 300 carries. So you're going to have to take the ones that just gets you punished.

• 10:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

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  That's basically been his job in the NFL.

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  I saw Fernando Mendoza made a couple of good throws.

• 10:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, he dropped a shuck too.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 10:44Speaker 00

  Um, was it a, was it a shock? Hold on. He said.

• 10:49Speaker 02

  Oh, like shucks, like.

• 10:51Speaker 00

  No, no, maybe it wasn't shuck. It was a new alternate for a swear word. Yeah, here it is. Rookie year really gets slammed up on you. Boom. Here's your playbook and here we go. Wow. I thought I knew a lot. Holy shuck. I'm how far behind? I've got to study this to feel confident in my preparation. Holy shuck.

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  Holy shuck. That sounds like he's, he's code switching being around Kirk Cousins. He might have picked that one up in-house.

• 11:14Speaker 00

  It is very funny that like Fernando Mendoza went to the one team where like now Kirk Cousins is the badass.

• 11:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

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  He's getting in fights with Matt Crosby. Like when you put them side by side, you're like, damn Kirk Cousins. What a, like, he's probably wearing a leather jacket, driving a chopper.

• 11:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, maybe a bad influence on, on, I almost call him shuck. I'm Mendoza.

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  Yeah. Uh, okay. That, that's our preseason wrap, wrap up. Feel good? Feel like we hit them all?

• 11:37Speaker 02

  There's one other story out there. I don't know if anybody was going to talk about in, in who's back of the week, but it's kind of like, we should have seen this coming, like bad job on our part.

• 11:45Speaker 00

  Jalen Hurts mustache?

• 11:46Speaker 02

  Not that.

• 11:47Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 11:47Speaker 02

  It does look good.

• 11:48Speaker 00

  It looks really good.

• 11:49Speaker 02

  Um, you know, who else had a mustache?

• 11:51Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 11:52Speaker 02

  Um, I'm talking about the viral campaign of the canoodling.

• 11:57Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:57Speaker 02

  The canoodling, it turns out, was not just natural canoodling. It wasn't, it wasn't that. He's part of a, a larger content scheme.

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  Yeah.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  That, that the NFL is, is trying to get more women to pay attention to the game by incorporating wag culture.

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  Mm-hmm. Who do you think is telling the quarterbacks, like they have to go to them and basically ask a favor, more or less? Do you think that's like?

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  Are they getting paid?

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  The communications person, like they're doing it like, oh, you have to come do an interview or it's like higher up where they're like, hey, also they don't know the, the status of the relationships. It's like, hey, please bring your wife to practice. Only the quarterbacks.

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  I didn't read the article that was sent in our group chat because I didn't want to give Saint Shane the satisfaction of him being right. So like, I just ignored it altogether. Um, is someone getting paid? Are they getting paid by like big canoodling?

• 12:54Speaker 03

  No, it's the NFL is trying to market.

• 12:56Speaker 00

  So the NFL, but, but like, are they saying, hey, we'll give you a little extra bump here if you can get your girlfriend to run his, her, because it happened with Justin Herbert, it happened with Joe Burrow, and then there was another, right? Was there one more? I believe there was one more.

• 13:10Speaker 02

  Oh, Jackson Dart.

• 13:11Speaker 00

  Yeah. Jackson Dart might not have gotten the memo and he just was like, look at my hot girlfriend. That, that's very much possible.

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  That might've just been outside the purview of the campaign. Just, just working for free. No, so it says the NFL has been coordinating efforts to reach its female fans as a part of a far reaching content campaign involving players, wives and girlfriends, according to a new report from Front Office Sports. One example is the widely, widely circulated photo of Chargers quarterback, Justin Herbert, spending some personal time with fiance Madison Beer at a camp in early August. Bengals Joe Burrow and rumored romantic partner, Olivia Ponton, along with Giants Jackson Dart and girlfriend, Marissa Ayers, have also felt more visible online than past years. And it turns out that's no coincidence. On the league and club level, we've engaged our players, families and loved ones for years. Ian Trombetta, the SVP of social marketing for the NFL, told FOS, whether it's training camp, weekly practice, or a major event

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  like Super Bowl, we look for authentic opportunities to highlight our players and the people who are part of their journey.

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  Hmm.

• 14:08Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 14:08Speaker 00

  I got my fingers up.

• 14:09Speaker 02

  Hmm.

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  Now, I don't want to go back down this path.

• 14:15Speaker 02

  Let's go down. No matter what path it is, let's go down it. That's, that's what they say about our show.

• 14:19Speaker 00

  But.

• 14:21Speaker 02

  No path's untrodden.

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  What is, what's, what's the, the, the, one relationship that's gotten the most fanfare in the NFL in the last three or four years?

• 14:31Speaker 02

  I would say, why is it?

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  Is it a relationship?

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  Cardi B and Stefan Diggs.

• 14:35Speaker 00

  Is it a relationship?

• 14:37Speaker 02

  Taylor Swift and Travis.

• 14:39Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 14:39Speaker 02

  Huh. We're back on it.

• 14:42Speaker 00

  Big guy was right.

• 14:44Speaker 02

  I thought you were going to talk about a different series of photos.

• 14:47Speaker 03

  So did I.

• 14:48Speaker 02

  Yeah. Hank skated by on that one. The hypocrisy. How come it's cool when Justin Beard?

• 14:56Speaker 03

  How do we, yeah.

• 14:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's, they, they're definitely trying, trying to find the next, they, they missed like, oh shit, they're married now. We're not going to get that, that bump.

• 15:08Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 15:09Speaker 03

  Who's next?

• 15:10Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 15:11Speaker 00

  But also if the NFL is coordinating this stuff, did they coordinate the entire relationship?

• 15:17Speaker 02

  Right.

• 15:19Speaker 00

  Would any, are people, are people out there clamoring for proof?

• 15:23Speaker 02

  I mean, again, some people are.

• 15:24Speaker 00

  Of the relationship.

• 15:25Speaker 02

  Some people have. That's documented. There's documents.

• 15:28Speaker 00

  Would, could that possibly be something that happens?

• 15:31Speaker 02

  I've, I did think it was interesting on the guest list. It was like every Fox NFL Sunday, anyone that, that smelled Terry Bradshaw's fart, got invited to that wedding.

• 15:41Speaker 00

  Roger Goodell?

• 15:42Speaker 02

  Dean Blendino was the funniest one.

• 15:44Speaker 00

  Hmm. I'm just saying, hmm.

• 15:47Speaker 03

  Craig Wilson's hat. I feel like they didn't get enough discussion.

• 15:50Speaker 00

  What?

• 15:51Speaker 03

  Just the hat that he wore that wedding.

• 15:53Speaker 00

  Was it cool?

• 15:53Speaker 03

  It was unbelievable.

• 15:54Speaker 00

  It was a cool hat. I mean, he's a cool guy.

• 15:55Speaker 03

  He's a big time hat, yeah.

• 15:57Speaker 02

  I actually didn't know if he was a cool hat guy. And then I saw him wearing a cool hat and I was like, yeah, he, he pulls it off. It's cool.

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  He's just, man, I just suck on Travis. I don't like the body shaming of Travis Kelsey. He's older. Come on, let's, let's, let's not do that.

• 16:10Speaker 03

  No, he looks good.

• 16:11Speaker 00

  And red is a hard color to look good in.

• 16:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, Paul Skeens got cooked.

• 16:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, we talked about it. Paul Skeens, also Paul Skeens, who cares? There are no, there are no like ripped pitchers. They're, all they do is yoga.

• 16:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like pitching and.

• 16:25Speaker 00

  Pliability.

• 16:25Speaker 02

  We're going to get into it a little bit with, with Booger McFarland, but like that's what you would like a quarterback to look like. Maybe not so much like John Matier.

• 16:34Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. Pliability is important.

• 16:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:37Speaker 00

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• 18:10Speaker 00

  Hank, anything happen in the YouTube golf community in the last couple of days?

• 18:15Speaker 03

  So much.

• 18:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, like what?

• 18:18Speaker 03

  The, uh, the never make a five guy almost did it.

• 18:20Speaker 00

  Oh, I love James. James is a man.

• 18:23Speaker 03

  And LeBron James started a YouTube channel.

• 18:25Speaker 00

  Oh, cool. Does he, does he have, is he a basketball player still?

• 18:30Speaker 03

  He's a, he's a producer. He's a, he's a director. Yeah. Now he's a, he's a YouTube golfer.

• 18:34Speaker 00

  Would that potentially?

• 18:36Speaker 02

  Director?

• 18:36Speaker 00

  Would that potentially take away from his basketball playing?

• 18:40Speaker 03

  I mean, the Bryson DeChambeau is probably the, the biggest, you know, one-to-one example of like.

• 18:45Speaker 00

  And he's been winning a lot recently.

• 18:46Speaker 03

  Guys that focus on YouTube golf instead of their regular job. And it, he's not played well this year.

• 18:50Speaker 00

  Oh, shit.

• 18:51Speaker 03

  Like actually really bad.

• 18:52Speaker 00

  Oh, no.

• 18:52Speaker 03

  But he did win one. He won me, he won one major.

• 18:54Speaker 02

  How was LeBron's golf game?

• 18:58Speaker 03

  He's a new golfer.

• 19:00Speaker 03

  He's not great.

• 19:01Speaker 02

  Is there anything noteworthy? Like, is he good at something?

• 19:04Speaker 03

  I, I, I haven't watched, to be honest. Uh, I think it came out like yesterday.

• 19:09Speaker 02

  Can I make a suggestion for, for LeBron?

• 19:11Speaker 03

  But like, he's, I think, I think he'll get good.

• 19:13Speaker 02

  All due respect.

• 19:13Speaker 00

  He definitely will get good.

• 19:14Speaker 02

  This segment's called, "All Due Respect," and it's when I address LeBron James with respect regarding a choice that he makes. You gotta work on your thumbnail game. I'm not talking about going to see the manicure. I'm talking about, you need to like, pop your eyes out, open your mouth, put your hands on your cheeks, like, oh my gosh, this is so surprising. Like, all due respect, this is not a YouTube golf thumbnail. It's just not.

• 19:38Speaker 00

  What?

• 19:39Speaker 05

  Wait, what's wrong with this thumbnail?

• 19:41Speaker 02

  I mean, Max, you're, you understand what does well on YouTube.

• 19:44Speaker 05

  This looks exactly like our thumbnail.

• 19:46Speaker 02

  No, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta be making like-

• 19:48Speaker 00

  No, those guys are good looking.

• 19:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, you gotta be making the, this, wait, these guys, JR Smith-

• 19:53Speaker 00

  You gotta make it look fat.

• 19:54Speaker 02

  LeBron James, Richard Jefferson, looks like Pardon My Take?

• 19:58Speaker 05

  The style of the, of the thumbnail is the same style.

• 20:03Speaker 02

  I'm saying the, the, the really successful YouTube video, you know what I'm talking about, don't play dumb, where they make the surprise, they make the surprise face.

• 20:11Speaker 00

  Yeah. When Shane says, "Hey, can I take a quick picture with you in the, in the court, on the middle of the court?"

• 20:17Speaker 02

  Or make the surprise face.

• 20:18Speaker 00

  Oh, look like you're looking to the right and you just saw a shark.

• 20:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's, that's for like, to get, to get it to pop, but like, LeBron James doesn't need that because he's LeBron James.

• 20:27Speaker 02

  But think about how much more would Pop if he did it.

• 20:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, there's gotta be someone out there who doesn't know who LeBron James is and he, and he scrolled right past us, cause he's like, those guys aren't even looking surprised. Right? The biggest three v three scandal ever. Uh, Max, I have a question for you.

• 20:44Speaker 05

  He already said he's not gonna golf during the season.

• 20:46Speaker 02

  Okay, I've heard that, yeah.

• 20:48Speaker 00

  Dude, there's never been someone-

• 20:50Speaker 05

  I guess guys aren't allowed to have hobbies.

• 20:51Speaker 00

  There's never been-

• 20:52Speaker 05

  Hank's a podcaster, he golfs all the fucking time.

• 20:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, I know, we talk-

• 20:56Speaker 03

  Those are my children. LeBron has children already.

• 20:59Speaker 00

  And we criticized about it.

• 21:00Speaker 02

  And Hank would never make his children the focal point of our show.

• 21:04Speaker 00

  The, the, he's been bitten by the golf bug. I, I have a question, Max, though.

• 21:08Speaker 02

  We'll get into living in just a second.

• 21:09Speaker 00

  If he is making golf content during the season and things maybe don't start great, will you be criticizing?

• 21:18Speaker 05

  He's not going to be making golf content. You guys love the hypothetical game of things that just haven't happened.

• 21:24Speaker 03

  Have you watched?

• 21:25Speaker 05

  No.

• 21:25Speaker 02

  It's called thinking.

• 21:26Speaker 03

  What? If LeBron was on, like, I, I feel like you don't even like LeBron.

• 21:30Speaker 05

  I don't like-

• 21:32Speaker 00

  Let me ask you a question.

• 21:33Speaker 03

  Has he worn any-

• 21:33Speaker 05

  I don't like YouTube golf, okay?

• 21:35Speaker 00

  Let me ask you a question.

• 21:36Speaker 03

  Has he worn any LeBron gear still?

• 21:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, first day.

• 21:41Speaker 00

  Would you, would you criticize Trey Turner if he was making golf videos during a big slump?

• 21:50Speaker 05

  Well, baseball's way different.

• 21:51Speaker 00

  I'm just asking, I'm just asking.

• 21:53Speaker 05

  Baseball, you play every day.

• 21:54Speaker 03

  Baseball players play golf all the time, yes, yes, yes.

• 21:58Speaker 05

  Tell me when, during the season.

• 21:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 21:59Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 22:00Speaker 05

  No, they do not.

• 22:01Speaker 03

  Yes, they, yes, they do.

• 22:03Speaker 05

  Like, one, like, once a week?

• 22:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, off day.

• 22:06Speaker 00

  I mean, pitchers golf all the time.

• 22:07Speaker 05

  Well, yeah, pitchers are different.

• 22:09Speaker 03

  Players too, no.

• 22:09Speaker 05

  If it was a pitcher, I would have no problem.

• 22:11Speaker 02

  No, but like, position players do too.

• 22:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, once, once a week.

• 22:14Speaker 00

  So if Aaron Nola made a golf video, you'd be fine with it?

• 22:17Speaker 05

  Aaron Nola is a-

• 22:21Speaker 05

  Aaron Nola actually-

• 22:22Speaker 00

  I'm just asking, I'm just asking, this is me asking if you're gonna be consistently Philly.

• 22:28Speaker 05

  We'll see. You, you love this hypothetical game.

• 22:31Speaker 00

  I do, I do.

• 22:32Speaker 05

  Like, it doesn't-

• 22:32Speaker 00

  Well, cause he hasn't played yet.

• 22:34Speaker 05

  Same things.

• 22:34Speaker 00

  He hasn't played yet.

• 22:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, so why are we talking about it? You're, you're literally just, you're literally just ESPN, like, we have nothing to talk about, let's just hammer the LeBron button.

• 22:43Speaker 00

  Well, I mean, he became a golf-

• 22:44Speaker 05

  Who gives a fuck? It is the summer, he posted a golf video in the summer.

• 22:51Speaker 02

  Max is discovering media, he's also discovering LeBron James.

• 22:54Speaker 00

  He's discovering, he's discovering in the middle of August when LeBron James makes a golf Youtuber account.

• 22:59Speaker 05

  Wow, LeBron James-

• 23:01Speaker 00

  We're gonna talk about it.

• 23:02Speaker 05

  LeBron James puts up a YouTube video, up next on ESPN. That's literally what, like-

• 23:10Speaker 00

  If LeBron was on the Celtics, you don't think, you, you wouldn't say anything to Hank?

• 23:14Speaker 03

  I would've watched, I would've watched the video, I'll tell you that much.

• 23:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, you would've.

• 23:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, well, you love YouTube golf.

• 23:19Speaker 02

  I mean, Hank might be rooting for the Sixers this year. Like, he's gonna love this content from, from LeBron.

• 23:23Speaker 05

  Have you, have you watched Podcast P?

• 23:27Speaker 00

  No, I think he stopped podcasting. I think he stopped podcasting.

• 23:30Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 23:31Speaker 00

  I'm pretty sure he stopped podcasting.

• 23:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, he quit.

• 23:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, while he was on the Sixers.

• 23:36Speaker 02

  You guys made him quit.

• 23:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, I didn't watch that either.

• 23:38Speaker 03

  Are you guys gonna make LeBron, yeah, you guys might make LeBron quit YouTube golf.

• 23:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, so you, you hate Podcast P for creating media during the season, but you'd be fine with LeBron James for making YouTube golf?

• 23:49Speaker 05

  I never said anything about Podcast P podcasting.

• 23:52Speaker 00

  All right, so bet, right now, how many YouTube golf videos are gonna come out during the season from LeBron?

• 24:01Speaker 00

  Over under is point five.

• 24:03Speaker 05

  Over. Over, over point five.

• 24:05Speaker 00

  But you just said he's not going to.

• 24:07Speaker 05

  I mean, there, there's, there's breaks.

• 24:12Speaker 00

  Okay, and if he plays bad after the break? I just need that so bad. Like, a, hey, uh, a putter only challenge after he scores six points in a game.

• 24:23Speaker 05

  Won't happen.

• 24:24Speaker 00

  Okay, if it does?

• 24:26Speaker 05

  He's done it once in the past fucking-

• 24:31Speaker 00

  He's averaging one a year in the past year.

• 24:34Speaker 00

  So what happens if it happens, if it happens to coincide with his putter challenge?

• 24:38Speaker 02

  Well, really, it's one, it's one every 41 years.

• 24:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 24:42Speaker 05

  Whatever.

• 24:42Speaker 00

  Well, no, he had a couple to start his career.

• 24:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's gonna be funny, especially if he gets his teammates involved.

• 24:49Speaker 00

  Yeah. Austin Rees was with the Bob Does guys.

• 24:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, what if he doesn't invite Joel?

• 24:54Speaker 00

  True.

• 24:55Speaker 02

  That will say a lot, what if he doesn't invite Jalen?

• 24:57Speaker 05

  Maybe he doesn't like, maybe he-

• 24:59Speaker 02

  Those guys, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 25:00Speaker 05

  Maybe he doesn't like the golf.

• 25:02Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 25:03Speaker 02

  Jalen?

• 25:04Speaker 00

  Tyrese Maxey loves golf.

• 25:05Speaker 05

  Joel Embiid, maybe Joel Embiid doesn't like the golf.

• 25:07Speaker 00

  By the way, shout out Joel Embiid, still healthy?

• 25:12Speaker 00

  He is.

• 25:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, that was bullshit.

• 25:14Speaker 00

  Before we started the show, there was a, a fake Shams, Shams that said Joel Embiid got hurt, and I sent it to the group chat, and Max just looked at it and he goes, "Well, at least it's out of the way now."

• 25:26Speaker 00

  The, you were quick, you were quick to like, compartmentalize. I know, you were, you like, it was actually really good, healthy, uh, like coping mechanisms. You had, you had done it so many times that you're like, "I know how to deal with this."

• 25:41Speaker 00

  Close your phone, you're just like, "All right."

• 25:42Speaker 05

  Realistically, in my head, I was like, "All right, well, at least he'll have like the full year to figure out, like, how to, how to mesh without Embiid," and then it won't be just like, right before the playoffs where they just- All of those went through my head within like the 30 seconds that I thought that it was real.

• 25:57Speaker 00

  Yeah. Uh, okay, I have, uh, do you wanna do baseball? I have a Monday reading real quick, if you guys wanna do it.

• 26:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:03Speaker 00

  Okay, let's do the Monday reading. This is, uh, from Mizzou Parents and Families Facebook page. So, I don't know if you guys saw this, but let's just dive in and you guys can tell me, uh, your thoughts. Uh, this is from a parent. Okay, this is probably a little awkward to ask, but here it goes. "I've been reading through posts about getting our sons ready for college dorm life, including all the supplies and medications they might need, and I've noticed a lot of moms mention packing condoms for their sons. As a mom, I'd like to put a couple of boxes in my son's things too, just in case, but honestly, I have no idea what size to buy. He's a pretty small guy, he weighs about 121 pounds. For those of you who have sons around the same size build, what size condoms you usually buy?

• 26:48Speaker 00

  And how do you actually tell what size they are when you're looking at the package? For those of you who have sons around the same, uh, two, uh, two-two build, what size condoms you usually buy? And now, do you actually tell what size, so this is just summing it up, my son doesn't have a girlfriend, he's generally not very comfortable talking to me about things like sex or how to use condoms. Wow, I wonder why, mom, you're buying condoms on Facebook, so I'm not really comfortable asking him directly. I was thinking I'd just buy some and quietly put them in his luggage just in case he ever needs them. Any advice from moms who have been through this would be greatly appreciated." Fellas, what size condoms you buy your son?

• 27:27Speaker 03

  XL, have some, give him, give him a confidence boost.

• 27:30Speaker 02

  Worst case scenario is, is he just, he like, opens them up in front of his friends, they're in a suitcase.

• 27:37Speaker 00

  Oh, man.

• 27:38Speaker 02

  I don't think there's anything wrong with going with Magnum, except then if you don't want your mom to be like, "Yeah, that'd be tough." As a kid, you're like, "My mom thinks I've got a hog."

• 27:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, but then the opposite side would be brutal, if it's like, "My mom thinks I got a little tiny weenie."

• 27:54Speaker 00

  She, it's actually, she didn't go far enough, she should've been like-

• 27:57Speaker 02

  Just regular is the answer, you just get, like, every condom is normal size, except for the Magnums.

• 28:01Speaker 00

  Yeah. I, I'm surprised she didn't go as far as to be like, "Last time I bathed him when he was five years old, he was about average size."

• 28:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:08Speaker 00

  What do you think he, what do you think he grew into?

• 28:10Speaker 02

  It would actually be, it'd be a tough look for the dad if the kid opened up the suitcase and his mom thought that he wore Magnums.

• 28:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 28:18Speaker 02

  He's like, "Well, what's the other dick?"

• 28:19Speaker 00

  Yeah, oh shit.

• 28:21Speaker 02

  Dad must have a tiny penis.

• 28:22Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 28:23Speaker 02

  If you think mine's big.

• 28:24Speaker 00

  That's quite the, the post on Facebook.

• 28:26Speaker 02

  Did it get like, good-hearted, uh, good natured results?

• 28:30Speaker 00

  I just have the screenshot, I see 29 replies and six thumbs up, so, um, there were at least some people. Actually, let me see if I can find the replies.

• 28:39Speaker 02

  The good news is, he's gonna be out of the house or he can buy his own condoms if he wants.

• 28:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, he's a grown adult, I think this is something you just let him-

• 28:48Speaker 02

  Maybe just get a gift card for him, uh, to Trojan. Do they sell those?

• 28:52Speaker 00

  Okay. Uh, oh, here's anonymous participant said, "I just bought a variety pack, I put it in with the toiletries." Oh, that's pretty good.

• 29:00Speaker 02

  That's nice.

• 29:00Speaker 00

  And then she replied, "I didn't even realize they sold variety packs, honestly, that may be the least awkward solution." And then someone else wrote, "Tell little Joey to grow a pair and buy them himself, I mean, fuck, instant, uh, boost squid."

• 29:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:15Speaker 00

  Uh, and then someone said, "I wish, I wish I knew you, if you were kidding or just a total dumbass, if you're serious, go measure his dad's pecker and go from there." And then she replied, "I don't think that would be an appropriate conversation either, and his dad is quite a bit bigger than him overall, so I'm not sure that would be a reliable comparison." This is brutal.

• 29:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:32Speaker 00

  You can't be doing this.

• 29:33Speaker 02

  Don't get the variety pack, that's got like the flavored one in there.

• 29:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 29:37Speaker 02

  Also, the kid's not gonna be able to keep a boner if he's like, taking the kind, he's like, "Oh, my mom bought these for me."

• 29:41Speaker 00

  I don't even know, I mean, it's all an anonymous, uh, stuff, I don't know if this is a troll, but it's very funny if it's not.

• 29:50Speaker 00

  I love this. Yeah, just moms, "I didn't realize there was a size, but my daughters and sons, uh, but my daughters and my son each got a box as they moved in."

• 29:59Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 30:00Speaker 00

  "I'm leaning towards one regular box and one snug box, just letting him figure it out from there."

• 30:05Speaker 02

  Snug?

• 30:07Speaker 02

  Is that what they're called?

• 30:08Speaker 00

  I was overthinking this because I didn't want him opening his suitcase and thinking I was making some kind of statement. I think that's too, we're too late.

• 30:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:15Speaker 00

  Too late on that because guess what? This kind of went viral and your son who is 121 pounds showing up to Mizzou. How many, now we're, now we're whittling it down to probably about a hundred dudes. And he opens up his, his luggage and there's a variety pack, a snug and a magnum. He's going to realize that was his mom who went viral on Facebook. Whoops. Oh, and his dad has a big dick.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  You can also just buy your own car. That's the thing is like you can, you can take your money and then you can go to a store and then you ask the guy and you buy the car. Or actually the, the student health center probably has free condoms.

• 30:53Speaker 00

  Yes, definitely does. So 100% does.

• 30:55Speaker 02

  You know what size he wears? Free.

• 30:57Speaker 00

  Yeah. Or just put on a piece of paper, remember to pull out.

• 31:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:01Speaker 00

  Like that, that, that works as well. It will feel better. Remember to, just remember to pull out.

• 31:05Speaker 02

  Kind of fucked up that you're, you're taking away that option from your son.

• 31:08Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's true. You're kind of tying his hands here.

• 31:11Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, not his hands, but.

• 31:12Speaker 00

  Yeah. Uh, okay. That was, that was my Monday reading. Uh, do you guys want to talk a little baseball? Because I, we do have to mention Joshua Baez, what he did on Saturday against the Cubs. I hate the Cardinals. I hate this guy, but even I was watching the game and being like, holy fucking shit. If you missed it, Joshua Baez came up for his MLB debut on Saturday at Wrigley. And he hit three home runs in his first three at bats. Never been done in the history of baseball. There's been eight guys that have done it for their first two at bats. He did it for his first three. It was incredible to watch. Like I, I sat there. I was like, I cannot believe. I was, I listened to the first two in the radio, on the radio in the car. And I was like, holy fuck. And then I got home for the third and I was like, how is this possible?

• 31:57Speaker 00

  Uh, you can't, do you retire after that? Well, it was cra- I was at the game today and it is, is it like showed his stats. It was like five at bats, three home runs.

• 32:07Speaker 02

  So his cleats are, his cleats are being retired and.

• 32:09Speaker 00

  They have to be.

• 32:10Speaker 02

  But the crazy part is they weren't his cleats.

• 32:13Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 32:14Speaker 02

  It was Blaze Jordan's cleats.

• 32:15Speaker 00

  Which is an all time name?

• 32:16Speaker 02

  Yeah. All time name. So he didn't have his, uh, he had like an old, dirty, like broken in pair of cleats. And Blaze was like, here, take these, use my cleats. He had three home runs and then they took his cleats, sent him to Cooperstown. How do you feel about that for Blaze Jordan?

• 32:33Speaker 00

  Yeah. I mean, you're in Cooperstown.

• 32:34Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah. Hall of Famer Blaze Jordan.

• 32:37Speaker 00

  Yeah. It was, uh, it was nuts to watch. Like I was, it was just, it was crazy. And I don't know, I do think that, uh, you could make the argument that he's a Matthew Boyd merchant. Cause I don't think he has a hit against anyone else. And he hit, that was the other thing. Craig Council probably shouldn't have let Matthew Boyd in there to, to, to have that happen. But three, three at bats, first three at bats in like hitting a homerun in your first at bat, which he hit an absolute bomb in his first one. That's insane. Three is just, Max, well, I mean, you got to retire.

• 33:11Speaker 05

  It's the, it's the best thing ever. And I know that we don't let it happen to us. Steven Shaye triggered me.

• 33:17Speaker 00

  Why? Well, no, we let it happen to us all the time. I do it every day.

• 33:21Speaker 05

  He tried to say that it's the same thing as an, as an NFL player's debut, having three touchdowns.

• 33:26Speaker 00

  Not even close.

• 33:26Speaker 05

  Not even.

• 33:27Speaker 00

  Not even close.

• 33:28Speaker 05

  Like not even remotely close.

• 33:30Speaker 02

  Okay. It would be like.

• 33:31Speaker 03

  Three catches, three touchdowns.

• 33:33Speaker 02

  Yeah. It would, okay. Three catches, three touchdowns. I could see that. Or if it was like three pick sixes.

• 33:38Speaker 00

  Three pick sixes would be close.

• 33:40Speaker 05

  Sixes. No, three pick sixes, I think would even be.

• 33:44Speaker 03

  What about three catches, three touchdowns for like a hundred?

• 33:46Speaker 05

  But Max, this has never happened before. Still don't think, I know it's, it's absolutely incredible. I can't imagine the feeling that he had, like leaving the ballpark that day. It's gotta be like getting your debut in itself is awesome. Hitting a homerun in your first at bat is awesome. I, I can't even possibly fathom three in a row. It's the best feeling in the world. That guy's, he, he, he should die. He should die right at this moment.

• 34:12Speaker 00

  It's, well, we don't want him to die.

• 34:14Speaker 05

  I don't want him to die, but like what a, what a way to go.

• 34:17Speaker 02

  But Max wants him to.

• 34:17Speaker 00

  I mean, it was, it's insane. It's, it's truly insane. Like you, you can't get, yeah. I, I, they shouldn't have, they shouldn't have let him come out for the, well, I guess you have to, you have to see if he can hit a fourth. But after that, like you should, should have given today off. So he could have just been like, yeah, the, the weekend I hit three home runs.

• 34:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:37Speaker 00

  Four at bats.

• 34:37Speaker 02

  I mean, he's kind of setting himself up for, there's a, there's a lot of expectations on his shoulders now.

• 34:42Speaker 00

  He went over.

• 34:43Speaker 02

  Like if he has.

• 34:44Speaker 00

  Cause Matthew Boyd wasn't pitching.

• 34:45Speaker 02

  If he has a bad career or if he has just like an average, he's always going to have that. But people are, I guess they're going to give him more shots than anybody else would get. Because it's like, remember the guy in his first game hit three?

• 34:56Speaker 00

  Yeah. It was, it was nuts. All right. So wait, what? I'm looking.

• 35:00Speaker 05

  I don't want him to die.

• 35:00Speaker 00

  I can't find the most, oh no, uh, Gale Sayers, I think had four touchdowns in his.

• 35:07Speaker 00

  No, um, by a rookie in a game. Oh no, that's by a rookie in a game. Okay. I can't, I, for some reason I can't find, but yeah, it's not, it's not three touchdowns. That's not three home. It is his first three at bats. Like that's the cra- it's not three, if he hit three home runs, but he, you know, went homerun, strikeout, homerun, strikeout, homerun. Like, yeah, that's still insane, but it's, his first three at bats were home runs. What an absolute monster. And I think I'm going to have a problem with this guy forever. Like he seems like he's going to be incredible. And the Cubs, Dancy Swanson getting hurt is bad news, getting killed. Uh, did you guys see, I wanted to bring up one other major league baseball, um, thing.

• 35:48Speaker 00

  We're in an all time mid-off right now in the AL, like all time. It's incredible to look at. So the, right now, if the playoffs started in the American league, the Rays would be one. The White Sox would be in, the Astros are leading the West. And then the Yankees and the Red Sox, both above 500 would be in the playoffs. The next wild card spot, because there's a third wild card. The leader right now is the Baltimore Orioles at 61 and 63. And between the Baltimore Orioles, there, there are six teams within a game and a half. And they're all under 500. It is the greatest mid-off that we've ever seen.

• 36:31Speaker 02

  So right now there would be, you said the Orioles, the Red Sox, the Rays, the Yankees, four out of five ALS. AL East teams would make the playoffs. And the one team that wouldn't would be the one that went to the world series last year.

• 36:42Speaker 00

  Correct.

• 36:43Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 36:44Speaker 00

  Yes. And by the way, the Blue Jays are only one game out.

• 36:47Speaker 02

  Yeah. They're not far behind.

• 36:48Speaker 00

  They're 61 and 65. They're one game out of the wild card.

• 36:50Speaker 02

  The White Sox, that is, that's the coolest story.

• 36:53Speaker 00

  The, yeah, the White Sox have been awesome.

• 36:54Speaker 02

  I want the White Sox.

• 36:55Speaker 00

  Huge sweep this weekend against the Tigers because the Tigers were starting to kind of breathe down their neck. The, the Seattle Mariners are 58 and 66. They're 58 and 66. That's a bad baseball team. They're three games out of the wild card.

• 37:09Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. That's, that's stupid.

• 37:11Speaker 00

  How ridic- how ridiculous is that? It's insane. And then you, and then you look in the, uh, in the NL, the Diamondbacks would not make the playoffs. They're 66 and 59. The Diamondbacks are 66 and 59. The Diamondbacks are, would be, are basically have the same record as the Red Sox. They would not make the playoffs.

• 37:30Speaker 03

  That's just a league. So that happens like, that happens in NBA all the time too.

• 37:33Speaker 00

  No, no, but it's just funny to look at the mid-off that's happening. Like not one of those teams can just separate themselves and be like, hey, you know what? Let's play some good ball for like a couple of weeks and, and take this sick spot.

• 37:43Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. Do the, uh, and then do the Dodgers have an NL central problem?

• 37:47Speaker 00

  The Dodgers, yeah. Well, the Dodgers have always, uh, struggled. I mean, they drive me nuts because they just can't beat the Brewers in the regular season. But yeah, the Dodgers have been not good recently. Can you see Kyle Tucker? What a fuck.

• 38:01Speaker 00

  Max, would you call, uh, would you call Carson, was it Carson Wentz?

• 38:05Speaker 05

  Mental pussy.

• 38:06Speaker 00

  Yeah. Mental pussy. Kyle Tucker is, uh, he sat at a home game because he's so bad at home. So he, he literally can't hit at home.

• 38:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:15Speaker 00

  And he's, he sat, he was like, I need a rest from, from my home game.

• 38:18Speaker 05

  What do you mean by that?

• 38:19Speaker 00

  What do you mean by that?

• 38:21Speaker 05

  Did he just have an off day?

• 38:23Speaker 00

  He, David Roberts said, hold on, it was like they addressed it. It wasn't just a regular off day. Like, oh, he deserved an off day. Kyle Tucker is out of the lineup because of his frustrations playing at home.

• 38:37Speaker 05

  Got it. Okay. The, I needed more clarification on that because the way you said it at first, it could have just been an off day.

• 38:44Speaker 00

  Dave Roberts, uh, said he can see the frustrations, uh, starting to set in with his struggles at Dodger Stadium. So he's giving him a day. Kyle Tucker at home this year is batting, uh, his slash is 192, 292, 76. That's crazy. He's under 200 average at home.

• 39:02Speaker 02

  So they're right to sit him, but also.

• 39:04Speaker 00

  You can't say.

• 39:05Speaker 02

  You can't say that. You have to protect him.

• 39:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, you have to protect him and not say that's why.

• 39:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:10Speaker 00

  It's crazy.

• 39:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, just say it's an off day.

• 39:13Speaker 00

  Also.

• 39:13Speaker 05

  Guys get off days all the time.

• 39:14Speaker 00

  Field of Dreams game, we recorded before it. Max predicted it perfectly. He said that.

• 39:18Speaker 05

  Kind of.

• 39:19Speaker 00

  Well, didn't you say Kyle?

• 39:19Speaker 05

  I did say Kyle Schwart was gonna hit two homers. But I also said that Aaron Nola was gonna give up five. And Aaron Nola pitched very well.

• 39:26Speaker 00

  Yeah. That was a cool game.

• 39:28Speaker 05

  Oh, I mean, it's.

• 39:29Speaker 00

  They should make that a bigger deal, though. That should be on Sunday night baseball. Like, I don't know why it was a Thursday night. It's kind of, kind of random. I think the Williamsport game is, is coming up and I always bet the over in it because I just assume in my head that like they're playing on a much smaller field.

• 39:44Speaker 02

  Middle bats.

• 39:45Speaker 00

  And then I, and then I turn it on. I'm like, ah shit, that's actually a pretty, pretty deep fence.

• 39:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:50Speaker 00

  I do the same thing with the Iowa game. I'm like, there's no way that these, this corn game is gonna be the regular size.

• 39:58Speaker 02

  Well, you assume that the ball, if it's hit to the outfield, there's no wall there. It's just gonna, it's gonna roll into the corn. They won't find it.

• 40:03Speaker 00

  There's, i- i- it's, uh. Major League Baseball games played in Iowa, Major League Baseball play, games played in Williamsport, Major League Baseball games played in Mexico. I automatically take the over and then I'm so frustrated when it doesn't hit.

• 40:17Speaker 02

  Nothing about Iowa ever says the over.

• 40:21Speaker 00

  But it does because the corn, there's no real outfield, dude. You know that.

• 40:25Speaker 02

  I know.

• 40:26Speaker 00

  It should be.

• 40:27Speaker 02

  I'm saying, but in reality, that is an understate.

• 40:29Speaker 00

  Yes, yes. Uh, okay. Do we have any other, any other stories before we go to who's back of the week? Any other big, we're so close, boys.

• 40:39Speaker 03

  Any cleanup from the Jane's mom thing or that's, it's over?

• 40:42Speaker 00

  Uh, we talked about it with Booger a little bit.

• 40:44Speaker 02

  A little bit of cleanup, just, they dispute that they asked for the trophy back.

• 40:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, he didn't ask for the Heisman.

• 40:49Speaker 05

  And he's the biggest meme on the internet.

• 40:50Speaker 02

  Wait, hang, hang on.

• 40:51Speaker 00

  He is the biggest meme on the internet.

• 40:52Speaker 02

  He, he said, his, his people said they didn't ask for the trophy. And then LSU replied with, yes, you definitely asked for the trophy.

• 41:01Speaker 00

  So.

• 41:02Speaker 02

  So I'm thinking, somebody might've asked for the trophy.

• 41:04Speaker 00

  Oh, so he did ask for the trophy.

• 41:05Speaker 02

  Somebody might've asked for the trophy.

• 41:06Speaker 00

  And he is the biggest meme. Every, he's a cro, he's gone cross sports, like MLB teams are roasting.

• 41:14Speaker 03

  Well, brand accounts, yeah. Once brand accounts get involved.

• 41:16Speaker 00

  Yeah. There was like, I, someone, some.

• 41:19Speaker 03

  Five guys is changing their name to four guys.

• 41:21Speaker 00

  One MLB team won four to one yesterday and they're like, we, we stopped at four out of respect for Jayden Daniels, like shit like that. It's just open season on them right now.

• 41:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's, and there's a lot of fives everywhere.

• 41:33Speaker 00

  Fives are everywhere.

• 41:33Speaker 02

  It's everywhere you look now.

• 41:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 41:36Speaker 02

  Can't get away from the fives. Somebody did point out, the part of my balls guy pointed out that I, I guess five, like 10 times as much as anybody on the lottery ball machine. Yeah, because I did it because of Jayden Daniels.

• 41:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 41:48Speaker 03

  But you retired from doing that, right?

• 41:49Speaker 00

  Retired.

• 41:50Speaker 02

  Retired that number.

• 41:51Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 41:51Speaker 03

  You retired from picking that number.

• 41:52Speaker 02

  And so did you.

• 41:53Speaker 03

  No, I did.

• 41:54Speaker 02

  Okay, well, I'll hear from my lawyer.

• 41:57Speaker 00

  I do have one last thing before you who's back. Hank.

• 41:59Speaker 03

  Dan.

• 42:01Speaker 00

  Christian McCaffrey's missed a full week of practice.

• 42:03Speaker 03

  I saw this.

• 42:04Speaker 00

  Vague accounts of tightness.

• 42:06Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 42:06Speaker 00

  Any thoughts?

• 42:07Speaker 03

  No, I, I, I haven't heard anything. Uh.

• 42:10Speaker 00

  The walls?

• 42:10Speaker 03

  I did watch, I watched the video he posted on Instagram, like a training video, might've been YouTube video. He's a fucking monster. Uh, I think he's gonna be just fine.

• 42:18Speaker 02

  I, I listened to, uh, the Publatory finds out about the, the substation thing.

• 42:24Speaker 00

  I think Christian McCaffrey definitely believes in it.

• 42:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, 100%.

• 42:27Speaker 03

  I think it's.

• 42:28Speaker 00

  He's gotta be, he's gotta be.

• 42:29Speaker 03

  Like, how do you, like, even if you didn't believe it, if you got hurt at practice, that is entering your mind.

• 42:36Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 42:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:36Speaker 03

  Like, and then from then on, you probably believe it. I would believe it if I was a player, like, I would, I, it's such an excuse to be like, oh, we're fucked because of this stupid substation, regardless of if it's true or not, like.

• 42:49Speaker 00

  Right.

• 42:50Speaker 03

  It's, it's something to believe in.

• 42:52Speaker 00

  Did I ever tell you?

• 42:53Speaker 03

  I don't really get. Like, do you scientifically understand what the, the harm could be?

• 42:59Speaker 00

  Just electromagneticism.

• 43:01Speaker 02

  Kind of, and so.

• 43:02Speaker 03

  That part I've never even tried to follow.

• 43:04Speaker 02

  I did another medium dive. So this was, I was listening to Publatory finds out as I was falling asleep. So some of it seeped in. Um, there are studies that show, like on blood cells, that electromagnetic currents can damage the blood cells. But they're individual cells and a lot of times they're not people's cells, they're rat cells.

• 43:24Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 43:25Speaker 02

  So like they've, I think they've proven that it can be damaging to rats and mice. But a lot of stuff is damaging to rats and mice, like cartoon dogs, that you might not even think about in like real life.

• 43:36Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 43:37Speaker 02

  Um, so they don't know, but they, I guess they, they have standards of how much your body is allowed to be exposed to. And even though their practice facility is like 10 times more than you would get in a normal house or a regular street, it's still like, something like 20 times below what the standard is.

• 43:55Speaker 00

  That, I told you that I saw Christian McCaffrey and I brought up to him that you said the walls and he was like, yeah, I, I heard, I was never even close to retiring.

• 44:04Speaker 03

  I didn't say that, by the way.

• 44:05Speaker 00

  The walls. I said the wall. Hank reported something from the walls. He's like, yeah, no, I, I know.

• 44:10Speaker 03

  It was Whitney. Whitney, Whitney banged me. If, I don't know, do we ever talk about what actually happened?

• 44:16Speaker 00

  I know, because you went.

• 44:17Speaker 03

  I heard, it was a ridiculous, like, it was, it was like a friend of a friend. I would never have said it publicly. And then I said it, like, I was golfing with Whitney and I told him, I was like, I said, like, this is, you know, probably not true, not like, I'm not saying, I'm not saying on the podcast, but like, I kind of believe it, who knows? Uh, and then Whitney went on bussing and was like, yeah, someone at Barstool's like, Chris McCaffrey is like, not coming back and like, he's hiding his injury. And then it came back to me in the walls, but that was not. It was, it was, it was a third party source, but again, I was like, who knows? He, he was injured for a while and there was not, like, there was conflicting reports.

• 44:54Speaker 00

  I did just see the tightness and I was like, oh, Hank.

• 44:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:57Speaker 02

  Is it just general tightness?

• 44:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, general tightness.

• 45:00Speaker 02

  Hell yeah, that's hot.

• 45:01Speaker 00

  Yeah. There's, I, I love, I love vague injuries like that. I think, uh, I think Nolan Aronato went out with left, uh, sore left trunk today.

• 45:10Speaker 02

  What, what part of your body is your trunk?

• 45:13Speaker 00

  I don't know. He got rear ended or something?

• 45:15Speaker 02

  Max, what's, what part of your body is the trunk? That's not an elephant joke. I'm just saying like.

• 45:21Speaker 05

  I didn't think that it was.

• 45:22Speaker 02

  Okay. I just wanted to make sure that you didn't.

• 45:25Speaker 00

  Now I'm just thinking about Max with the trunk.

• 45:27Speaker 05

  I thought it was, I thought that your trunk.

• 45:30Speaker 00

  Is that your legs, right?

• 45:31Speaker 05

  No, it's your butt.

• 45:32Speaker 02

  Is it your butt? No.

• 45:33Speaker 00

  Your thighs?

• 45:33Speaker 05

  I think it's. You got some junk in your trunk.

• 45:35Speaker 02

  I think it might be.

• 45:35Speaker 00

  That is your trunk.

• 45:37Speaker 02

  Your abdomen? No. Max, I agree with that. Junk in your trunk is a thing, but.

• 45:40Speaker 05

  Right.

• 45:41Speaker 02

  I think referring to somebody that's having like, a, a.

• 45:44Speaker 05

  I think it's your butt.

• 45:45Speaker 02

  General trunk soreness.

• 45:48Speaker 00

  Okay, the trunk is the, uh, back end of a car.

• 45:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:53Speaker 00

  No, wait. The trunk is a central part of the human body, also known as the torso.

• 45:58Speaker 02

  Oh. So like, yeah, yeah.

• 46:01Speaker 00

  I thought it was just your leg, but I'm an idiot.

• 46:03Speaker 02

  Your abdomen.

• 46:04Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 46:05Speaker 02

  I.

• 46:06Speaker 00

  You're, you're just searching junk in your trunk?

• 46:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, junk in your trunk means your butt.

• 46:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's butt.

• 46:11Speaker 02

  It's butt, but he's not saying.

• 46:12Speaker 05

  This is, this is, this.

• 46:13Speaker 00

  That's confusing. You're right. Because a trunk, like in, in the rap world, trunk is your ass.

• 46:20Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 46:22Speaker 05

  Which would make sense because the trunk of a car is like the butt of the car.

• 46:26Speaker 02

  You guys have trunk derangement syndrome. It's, it's always been your abs. But yes, junk in your trunk is a thing.

• 46:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 46:35Speaker 02

  But that's a reference to a car.

• 46:37Speaker 00

  What you doing with all that junk in your trunk? It's great. It's great.

• 46:42Speaker 02

  Poetry.

• 46:42Speaker 00

  It's, yeah, it's, it's almost like they say the good, the good die young and I'm scared I'm great.

• 46:48Speaker 02

  That's real.

• 46:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, real. That's real.

• 46:50Speaker 02

  That's real, real. That's almost too real.

• 46:53Speaker 00

  Um, all right, should we do who's back?

• 46:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:58Speaker 00

  All right.

• 46:58Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm honestly looking at a video of LeBron and Bronny's swing is like unbelievable.

• 47:05Speaker 00

  So he should be a golfer.

• 47:07Speaker 03

  He is, it's beautiful. It's a, it's a, it's a beautiful sight.

• 47:10Speaker 02

  Calm down.

• 47:11Speaker 00

  What about Bronny's, I mean, LeBron's?

• 47:14Speaker 03

  LeBron's golf's like a, a new golfer.

• 47:17Speaker 02

  Is he too big to be a golfer?

• 47:19Speaker 03

  Nah, I think, I'm pretty sure like the distance from the bottom of your hands to the ground is equivalent for everyone.

• 47:27Speaker 02

  They, they just make the, the trunk of the club longer.

• 47:30Speaker 00

  Wait, what did you just say?

• 47:32Speaker 03

  Like, people that are 5'9" use the same size clubs as people that are 6'5".

• 47:37Speaker 00

  That's. But the distance from the bottom of your hands to the ground is not the same with everyone.

• 47:44Speaker 05

  Hank told me this one time.

• 47:45Speaker 02

  There's no way that's true.

• 47:47Speaker 00

  Hank, a seven footer or a five footer.

• 47:50Speaker 03

  Why aren't there sizes for golf?

• 47:51Speaker 00

  I get that, but what you said does not make any sense.

• 47:54Speaker 05

  But their arms are longer.

• 47:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:56Speaker 05

  So wingspan's different.

• 47:57Speaker 03

  Like, well, I'm saying like your hands, when your, when your hands are hanging down, holding a golf club, it's the same.

• 48:04Speaker 02

  Hank, I, do you think, do you think?

• 48:06Speaker 00

  But there's no way that everyone, like a really tall person putting their arms down does not, they're, they're taller, right? So they're.

• 48:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:16Speaker 00

  They're, like, everyone's arms go to, whatever you want to say. Where, where do your arms go?

• 48:22Speaker 05

  Hank has told me this one time and I think about it like very often.

• 48:26Speaker 00

  A seven footer's pockets are higher than a five footer's pockets.

• 48:29Speaker 05

  I also think I've used this fact that Hank told me to other people and other people have called me an idiot.

• 48:33Speaker 02

  It depends on your wingspan.

• 48:34Speaker 00

  But there's no one who has a wingspan that can cover, like a seven footer.

• 48:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:39Speaker 00

  Their wingspan can't go further than a five foot, like, five footers already at the ground.

• 48:46Speaker 02

  If the, like, let's say if you had Dwight Howard that has a wingspan of like, somebody that's 7'10", and then you had, uh, Will Campbell who has a wingspan of somebody who's 5'2", would they use the same size, even though Dwight's taller than Will?

• 49:00Speaker 00

  Or, or Donovan Mitchell, who's 6'3", but should be 6'8".

• 49:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:05Speaker 00

  His, his arms are crazy.

• 49:06Speaker 02

  These are good questions to ask.

• 49:07Speaker 00

  Oh, man, we are in some deep idiot jazz right now.

• 49:10Speaker 03

  I'm trying to find it.

• 49:11Speaker 00

  We're in some deep idiot jazz.

• 49:12Speaker 02

  Okay, people who are six foot to six foot three need half an inch longer shaft. People who are six foot three to six foot five frequently need a full inch. People who are taller than 6'5" need an inch and a half or more.

• 49:23Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 49:23Speaker 02

  So, yeah. You do, you do, you do.

• 49:26Speaker 00

  How many people have you told that to?

• 49:28Speaker 03

  My friend, this was when I started golfing, uh, my friend Andy who's short was like, I was like, oh, I need bigger clubs. He's like, no, you don't. Like, it's the same size. Cause like, our hands. They're the same size.

• 49:40Speaker 02

  How, how short is Andy?

• 49:41Speaker 03

  I ran with it. Andy's like, Andy's like PFT size.

• 49:44Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 49:45Speaker 00

  This is a perfect, this is a perfect Hank-ism that I bet you like someone smarter than us is gonna reply tomorrow and be like, Hank was kind of right, but kind of wrong. And we're not gonna realize it.

• 49:54Speaker 05

  I think it's where you stand. Which I think that's a good spot for you to be in.

• 49:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, where you stand, like.

• 49:59Speaker 03

  It made perfect sense to me to the point where I, I just.

• 50:02Speaker 00

  But you didn't think about like a really tall person, their hands are definitely not closer, the same like distance to the ground as you.

• 50:11Speaker 03

  No, I didn't think about it too much. Cause I was like, oh yeah, all right. I can just use the same clubs. I guess it's probably like 5'9" to like PFT's point 6'3" is the same, but obviously, you know.

• 50:21Speaker 02

  No, that wasn't my point.

• 50:23Speaker 03

  6'3" to 6'5", like if I was 6'6".

• 50:26Speaker 02

  My point was if you're above six feet, you need a half inch longer than normal. Because a normal size for a man is beneath six feet.

• 50:34Speaker 03

  So you have the small size and then the.

• 50:36Speaker 00

  I do think it's.

• 50:37Speaker 02

  Regular size.

• 50:38Speaker 00

  Probably harder to golf if you're really tall, just because the distance the club has to travel.

• 50:44Speaker 02

  That is correct, yeah.

• 50:45Speaker 00

  And be correct.

• 50:46Speaker 03

  You can hit it harder, farther.

• 50:48Speaker 00

  You could probably hit it further.

• 50:49Speaker 02

  Also true. Take the good with bad.

• 50:51Speaker 00

  Rory's pretty short.

• 50:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, listen, I, I was, uh, I was let a foot, let a stride. It sounded, it sounds kinda right.

• 50:59Speaker 02

  It does, it sounds.

• 51:01Speaker 03

  I think, I think you're right. Someone will, someone will clarify what I'm saying.

• 51:05Speaker 00

  Back, that, the one thing you said does not sound right whatsoever.

• 51:08Speaker 02

  Because the second you said it, I was like, what?

• 51:09Speaker 00

  Yeah. That doesn't sound right at all.

• 51:12Speaker 02

  It sounds interesting if it were true. That's, actually, that's one of my favorite things is.

• 51:16Speaker 00

  All right, Matt's about to chime in and say that Hank was right.

• 51:19Speaker 05

  No, I don't think Hank's right, but now I'm thinking, like, there's no way like Chaz uses the same golf clubs as Les LeBron.

• 51:28Speaker 00

  Correct.

• 51:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:29Speaker 03

  No, you're correct, yeah.

• 51:31Speaker 05

  Correct.

• 51:32Speaker 00

  Good point. Thank you.

• 51:33Speaker 05

  Well, now I'm thinking about it more.

• 51:37Speaker 00

  Yeah. That, a really tall person's hands are further from the ground than a shorter person.

• 51:42Speaker 02

  We, at some point, we should do the Mount Rushmore of things that would be cool if they were true.

• 51:47Speaker 00

  Get a, get a tape measure. Let's figure this out. Do we have a tape measure in here?

• 51:52Speaker 05

  Zach's got it.

• 51:54Speaker 02

  Does Zach know where to go?

• 51:57Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 51:57Speaker 02

  He's just gonna be making laps.

• 51:59Speaker 05

  I'll figure.

• 51:59Speaker 00

  No way is he know where to go.

• 52:01Speaker 02

  Chances are two to one that he just like gets on Uber Eats and just orders a, a tape measure to wrap before they end the show.

• 52:07Speaker 05

  He got very nervous when I said Zach's got it.

• 52:09Speaker 00

  Zach's got it. I mean, there is a room that probably has it.

• 52:12Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. No, I've, I've gotten one from that room before. I could have told him.

• 52:16Speaker 00

  It's our tape measure room.

• 52:17Speaker 02

  Is that out and about?

• 52:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 52:19Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 52:19Speaker 00

  Well, Nicky Smokes was walking around with one the other day. By the way, uh, book day is on Tuesday. We're wearing the shirts. Go buy it at Amazon. Pre-order still. Uh, it's gonna be out. Zach, no, no, come in here.

• 52:31Speaker 02

  There was some light fact checking done in the book too, so we won't have, uh, things like that.

• 52:36Speaker 00

  Yeah. Matt, uh, I'm gonna do the twisted tea ad. Measure Hank standing up, the tip of his fingers to the ground and then PFT standing up, tip of his fingers to the ground. All right, who's back of the week is brought to you by Twisted Tea. Who's back of the week is presented by Twisted Tea. Well, it's officially the dog days of summer and Twisted Tea is our go-to for cooling down when it's heating up, when it's hot, you know, I'm reaching for something ice cold. Twisted Tea is a perfect drink for lake days, beach days, backyard grilling and all the good stuff summer has to offer. Twisted Tea is a refreshing hard iced tea made with real brewed tea and 5% alcohol, full of flavor and very refreshing, goes down smooth. There's no carbonation, which makes it easy to drink all day long. Whether it's hitting the course for a round, pre-gaming a ballgame,

• 53:21Speaker 00

  or inviting the guys over for some backyard grilling, Twisted Tea is always there to keep the good times rolling. Grab a refreshing Twisted Tea today. Okay, what do we, what, what did we learn? Oh, no.

• 53:35Speaker 03

  I don't know. I, I didn't, I said, I wanted to wait, wait to get the results.

• 53:38Speaker 00

  Okay, the results are in. Do you think you can remember the results from walking from here?

• 53:41Speaker 03

  I know, he's, I told, he told me what PFT's was.

• 53:43Speaker 02

  I think, I think Hank is further from the ground. I think I've got, my wingspan might be as wide as Hank's. We've got a big wingspan for a short guy.

• 53:54Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 53:54Speaker 03

  So, PFT's were about 27 and a half off the ground and his were 26 and a half. So about an inch difference.

• 54:02Speaker 00

  Okay, wait, but, okay. Oh, I see. Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. Wait, no, it doesn't make sense. That goes opposite of what we were saying.

• 54:10Speaker 05

  So that means.

• 54:12Speaker 00

  The taller person? Get in here and measure one.

• 54:15Speaker 02

  No, that means that Hank's hands were further away from the ground, right?

• 54:17Speaker 05

  No, he said Hank's hands were closer to the ground.

• 54:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, cause my wingspan.

• 54:23Speaker 02

  Plus wingspan.

• 54:24Speaker 05

  So this is good for Hank.

• 54:25Speaker 00

  It just can't make sense.

• 54:26Speaker 03

  No. My, I have a bigger wingspan.

• 54:29Speaker 02

  No. Because my.

• 54:31Speaker 00

  Now measure wingspan.

• 54:33Speaker 02

  Hank does have bigger wingspan.

• 54:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:34Speaker 02

  Hank's, Hank also has very long arms.

• 54:36Speaker 00

  Yours are about 29 and a half off the ground.

• 54:38Speaker 02

  So Big Cat's 29 and a half off the ground.

• 54:40Speaker 00

  Cause I'm taller.

• 54:41Speaker 05

  Is there a chance?

• 54:43Speaker 03

  But why is, why?

• 54:44Speaker 00

  That makes sense.

• 54:44Speaker 03

  No, it doesn't.

• 54:45Speaker 05

  Is user error?

• 54:46Speaker 02

  Hank, Hank, come measure Hank's again?

• 54:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:48Speaker 02

  Or Zach?

• 54:48Speaker 03

  Cause I'm the small, I'm the, I'm the lowest number.

• 54:50Speaker 00

  I don't know why you are. You measure Hank again. But me and PFT's numbers make sense. I'm, my hands, when I drop them are further from the ground.

• 55:00Speaker 02

  Hank is 27, I'm seeing 27.

• 55:03Speaker 00

  Are you sure PFT was 27 and a half?

• 55:07Speaker 00

  This is some good shit right now.

• 55:11Speaker 00

  Okay. Yeah, cause he's wearing basically sandals.

• 55:17Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 55:20Speaker 00

  He's got it. What do you got? 27. All right, so they're the same. But I'm not the same.

• 55:28Speaker 03

  Check again, check Big Cat's.

• 55:29Speaker 00

  What are you saying?

• 55:32Speaker 03

  Science.

• 55:34Speaker 00

  So everyone, so Hank.

• 55:36Speaker 05

  Take your shoes off, Big Cat.

• 55:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, take your shoes off.

• 55:38Speaker 00

  Your argument, Hank, is everyone is, everyone with their hands on their sides is 27 inches from the ground.

• 55:43Speaker 03

  Take your shoes off.

• 55:46Speaker 03

  I honestly didn't, like, this is not something I feel super strongly about, but I would like to be proven right in the off chance that I am.

• 55:53Speaker 02

  30, Big Cat, true.

• 55:55Speaker 03

  How does that make sense?

• 55:57Speaker 05

  That makes no sense.

• 56:00Speaker 00

  Well, no, no.

• 56:02Speaker 05

  Zach!

• 56:04Speaker 00

  You are.

• 56:05Speaker 02

  I was sweating so much.

• 56:06Speaker 00

  28.

• 56:07Speaker 02

  28, that's, wow, two inches shorter, okay.

• 56:10Speaker 05

  How, how did we just get a two inch discrepancy right there?

• 56:13Speaker 02

  I don't know, this is.

• 56:13Speaker 05

  That wasn't even close.

• 56:14Speaker 02

  This is a conversation you could just isolate and play for the mom that was debating what size to buy for her son.

• 56:20Speaker 00

  This one we gotta send to the library of Congress. Buy our book. Yeah, this, how has this podcast been this successful for 10 years? That might be a low point for us, boys, all around. Cause I'm still confused and now I'm starting to doubt myself.

• 56:34Speaker 02

  I think.

• 56:34Speaker 05

  I need to know how there was two inch difference within 30 seconds.

• 56:38Speaker 02

  Might have been user error.

• 56:39Speaker 03

  The hand placement, straight down, and then one of the measurements you guys were like tucked to.

• 56:43Speaker 00

  thigh so it was like it's changing the trajectory of the palm

• 56:47Speaker 03

  this did all stem from one very like brief conversation I had with my friend like six years ago but I definitely have been repeating it since then

• 56:57Speaker 05

  you told me this like a year ago and I have brought it up to other people

• 57:01Speaker 03

  no I know ever since our conversation every time it gets brought up I I'm like oh yeah cuz it's the same distance from the ground

• 57:05Speaker 00

  alright I found something online when down by your bodies everyone's hands roughly the same distance to the floor hear me out of standards my wife is we've tried it there seems check out what

• 57:18Speaker 00

  your wingspan should pretty much match your height so in most cases people that fall under average height it will balance out oh shit Hank might be right

• 57:28Speaker 00

  and no but there's just no way if Shaq stands if Shaq stands next to Simone Biles

• 57:35Speaker 03

  the outliers yes

• 57:36Speaker 00

  there's no way

• 57:38Speaker 03

  see let's look up Shaq next to Simone Biles

• 57:42Speaker 00

  yeah actually they've definitely taken a picture together Shaq and Simone Biles yeah are they right next to each other

• 57:49Speaker 03

  pretty close

• 57:50Speaker 00

  not even close I'm looking right now

• 57:53Speaker 03

  no he's he's he's slanted

• 57:55Speaker 00

  no dude his hands are so much higher than

• 57:58Speaker 03

  look how uneven his shoulders are

• 58:03Speaker 00

  there's Hank there's like a

• 58:04Speaker 03

  his right shoulder dude look how sloped his shoulder is

• 58:08Speaker 00

  his hands

• 58:09Speaker 03

  look how sloped his shoulder is you're insane look how sloped his shoulder is

• 58:12Speaker 02

  Hank you're insane

• 58:13Speaker 03

  imagine if he leveled out that shoulder

• 58:15Speaker 05

  Hank they're not remotely close to each other

• 58:17Speaker 03

  no one's looking at his shoulder

• 58:22Speaker 03

  look how much lower his left shoulder is than his right it's about the same distance as their hands

• 58:28Speaker 00

  no

• 58:29Speaker 05

  shut up

• 58:30Speaker 00

  you shut up what about Jose Altuve and Aaron Judge

• 58:33Speaker 02

  same bat

• 58:35Speaker 00

  they yeah

• 58:36Speaker 02

  same bat Hank

• 58:38Speaker 03

  true true

• 58:40Speaker 02

  it's all adding up for Hank

• 58:42Speaker 00

  oh fuck I just saw a picture of the

• 58:43Speaker 05

  I think Aaron Judge at Altuve is the same

• 58:46Speaker 00

  it might be you look at there's another picture go to images there's another picture that it's like way too close

• 58:52Speaker 02

  I mean me and big cat I think use the same size golf clubs

• 58:55Speaker 00

  yeah yeah but that but LeBron James is six nine right

• 59:00Speaker 05

  Altuve and Judge are

• 59:03Speaker 02

  that's not wait wait go back

• 59:04Speaker 03

  that's the that's

• 59:05Speaker 00

  that's not the same

• 59:06Speaker 02

  hey Hank

• 59:06Speaker 05

  dude that is the same

• 59:08Speaker 02

  what are you looking at

• 59:09Speaker 00

  what are you talking about Max that's not the same

• 59:11Speaker 05

  he's on a base

• 59:11Speaker 00

  but not his left foot

• 59:13Speaker 02

  one foot's on a base

• 59:14Speaker 00

  his left foot is not on the base dude

• 59:15Speaker 02

  he's about a foot higher than than Altuve with his hands

• 59:18Speaker 05

  yeah okay this one's this one this one's better

• 59:21Speaker 00

  alright we've

• 59:21Speaker 02

  Max you were

• 59:22Speaker 00

  I think I

• 59:23Speaker 02

  you're just you're just seeing photographs and they're and and Judge's arm was bent like 90 degrees

• 59:28Speaker 05

  look at this fucking one

• 59:29Speaker 00

  alright I think that we've got I I think I know exactly where we land hear me out I think and in this

• 59:36Speaker 05

  yeah no this is shut the fuck up PFT what are you talking about

• 59:40Speaker 02

  Altuve's hands Altuve's hands like half a foot closer to the ground in that picture what are you looking at

• 59:45Speaker 05

  what are you looking at they're right next to each other Hank back me up

• 59:51Speaker 03

  oh yeah that's I mean

• 59:54Speaker 03

  judges might be lower

• 59:56Speaker 02

  Max are you blind I'm serious

• 59:58Speaker 00

  you're an idiot Max

• 59:58Speaker 02

  do you have do your eyes work

• 1:00:00Speaker 00

  that's so wrong Max

• 1:00:02Speaker 05

  it's close it's close

• 1:00:05Speaker 02

  trust straight line across and Aaron Judge

• 1:00:07Speaker 05

  it is close it's closer than you would think

• 1:00:09Speaker 00

  here's where I think Hank might have been a little bit right and it backs up what PFT found out about like the the you know you need an inch higher on your clubs

• 1:00:17Speaker 05

  Zach just put out the ruler and he did it to the end of his glove

• 1:00:21Speaker 00

  I think that it's probably everyone everyone's arm distance to their ground

• 1:00:27Speaker 05

  Zach literally brought out a ruler to show the difference and he went to the bottom of his glove

• 1:00:31Speaker 02

  Zach is using a tape measure on a computer screen

• 1:00:35Speaker 05

  to the bottom of Altuve's glove

• 1:00:37Speaker 00

  his hands aren't even close

• 1:00:38Speaker 02

  we got a

• 1:00:39Speaker 05

  that's a glove he's wearing a glove

• 1:00:42Speaker 00

  look at the angle

• 1:00:42Speaker 05

  that's not his hand

• 1:00:43Speaker 00

  respectfully it's like this

• 1:00:45Speaker 02

  Max is so dumb

• 1:00:46Speaker 00

  can we get this pic can we get these pictures from Teddy

• 1:00:49Speaker 05

  no no Altuve's are Altuve's are closer in this picture in this picture it's they are like

• 1:00:57Speaker 02

  okay I'm gonna describe

• 1:00:58Speaker 05

  they're close

• 1:00:58Speaker 02

  if you want to look it up at home it's the picture where Altuve's got the orange cap and he's kinda touching his belt slash groin

• 1:01:05Speaker 00

  I think it's an all-star game

• 1:01:06Speaker 02

  it's an all-star game they're wearing the uh the American flag socks

• 1:01:09Speaker 00

  yeah uh I think what what the answer is is that everyone's arms when they put them to the side are within a few inches of each other and that would track with what you found is over six six you add an inch over six nine you add an inch and a half that's all it is so they're not the same

• 1:01:27Speaker 02

  it's not like one for one yeah so if a guy is seven feet tall he doesn't get like you know comparison like six to seven whatever that would be on a golf shaft

• 1:01:37Speaker 05

  this one is bad

• 1:01:38Speaker 03

  but it's not like it's not like shoes like the the um a huge majority of golfers are probably using the same size shafts like

• 1:01:45Speaker 00

  correct

• 1:01:45Speaker 03

  90%

• 1:01:46Speaker 00

  correct

• 1:01:46Speaker 03

  whereas like shoes everything else it's different sizes it's different everything

• 1:01:49Speaker 00

  it'd be like

• 1:01:49Speaker 03

  so like I was I was right

• 1:01:51Speaker 00

  it'd be like shoes if if if sizes nine through 13 were all the same

• 1:01:56Speaker 03

  I think it's like eight through like

• 1:01:57Speaker 02

  how did we start talking about this

• 1:01:58Speaker 00

  uh he looked up a video of Bronny swinging

• 1:02:02Speaker 02

  oh yeah

• 1:02:02Speaker 03

  yeah

• 1:02:04Speaker 02

  I I asked if LeBron was good and then I said oh I guess like a tall guy

• 1:02:09Speaker 00

  we even did an ad in the middle of that alright who's back to the week Hank

• 1:02:13Speaker 03

  uh alright let's change the subject my who's back of the week is Scottie Scheffler

• 1:02:17Speaker 00

  okay

• 1:02:18Speaker 03

  just absolutely

• 1:02:19Speaker 00

  he's tall right

• 1:02:20Speaker 03

  he is tall he is tall

• 1:02:23Speaker 00

  how tall is Scotty

• 1:02:24Speaker 02

  let's look at a picture is there a picture of him next to Rory

• 1:02:26Speaker 00

  oh yeah definitely

• 1:02:28Speaker 02

  let's see how where their hands are

• 1:02:30Speaker 03

  but Scottie Scheffler not only won he's he dominated it's nice it's it's fun to see you know someone winning by like three four strokes is like pretty boring but when it gets to the point where you winning by eight nine 10 like it's it's exciting to just see someone dominate the best player

• 1:02:44Speaker 00

  Scotty's hands are way higher than than like further from the ground

• 1:02:47Speaker 02

  I was gonna say Max is gonna look at that picture and think it's a dead heat

• 1:02:51Speaker 03

  yeah who knows you guys that's one we're not seeing

• 1:02:53Speaker 00

  we'll just have to have Zach take out the tape measure on that computer picture alright so Scotty dominated

• 1:02:58Speaker 03

  dominated one by one by eight

• 1:03:00Speaker 02

  also Zach next time you do that print it out first and then measure the piece of paper after you print it

• 1:03:05Speaker 00

  is this the first time his second child has been in the winner's circle say winner's circle like it's a horse race

• 1:03:12Speaker 03

  I don't I I think he won one one one time earlier in the year

• 1:03:16Speaker 00

  was he there was he too much of a baby

• 1:03:18Speaker 03

  oh I don't know was he there today

• 1:03:20Speaker 00

  well I think he was I think someone said I think I saw a tweet saying like Remy welcome to the winner's circle

• 1:03:25Speaker 03

  yeah then that that would that would make sense

• 1:03:26Speaker 00

  okay so not a jinx anymore

• 1:03:28Speaker 02

  congrats

• 1:03:28Speaker 00

  good good for him

• 1:03:29Speaker 02

  was it is this a elevated event

• 1:03:32Speaker 03

  uh it's the I mean it's yeah 20 million dollar purse

• 1:03:35Speaker 02

  and I I saw that was it JT that got eliminated

• 1:03:39Speaker 03

  I think now they're starting to like whittle down from 75 to 50 etc etc

• 1:03:44Speaker 00

  by the way I love

• 1:03:45Speaker 03

  Max unfortunately also is done for the year

• 1:03:48Speaker 00

  I did love uh Brooks when he was asked about not making the FedEx playoffs he's like it's absolutely pathetic

• 1:03:54Speaker 03

  yeah

• 1:03:54Speaker 00

  he he's just brutally honest better than just being like well it was first year back just trying to work he's like no it's pathetic

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  he's right

• 1:04:02Speaker 00

  yeah okay good who's back Hank

• 1:04:05Speaker 03

  thanks

• 1:04:07Speaker 00

  anything else going on in the golf world

• 1:04:11Speaker 03

  no

• 1:04:11Speaker 00

  okay Ian Poulter

• 1:04:14Speaker 03

  what about

• 1:04:15Speaker 02

  what happened with him

• 1:04:15Speaker 00

  said he thinks Liv is done

• 1:04:18Speaker 03

  that's a report from Ian Poulter

• 1:04:20Speaker 02

  let's see uh but he he's not close to the league

• 1:04:23Speaker 00

  oh no he was like a founding member

• 1:04:26Speaker 03

  I mean we're doing like

• 1:04:27Speaker 00

  no no no we're not

• 1:04:29Speaker 03

  it's gonna happen next year too

• 1:04:30Speaker 02

  you know what this is they're they know that it's gonna here's what's going on these guys are on the prediction market

• 1:04:36Speaker 00

  Max start listening

• 1:04:38Speaker 02

  these guys are on the prediction markets they're telling oh it's doom and gloom oh Liv's gonna die meanwhile they're buying a lot of investments and Liv coming back maybe stronger than ever

• 1:04:46Speaker 00

  yep

• 1:04:47Speaker 02

  and then they'll all be rich

• 1:04:48Speaker 00

  yep

• 1:04:49Speaker 02

  and Hank will be rich too

• 1:04:50Speaker 00

  that's facts

• 1:04:53Speaker 00

  okay PFT

• 1:04:56Speaker 02

  I so my who's back of the week was gonna be canoodling um because it's getting shoved down our throats again and it's part of that that larger uh ad program thing or the uh the campaign from NFL wags so I'm gonna pivot and I'm gonna say uh just a news thing that I I listened to on Friday crazy story from those weirdos in North Korea usually they're pretty above board guys that you can you know trust with a handshake and firm look in the eye um you know how they've been making money cuz they they had all the insurance schemes in the world for the last like 30 years they would just like insure their buildings and then they'd say that they burned down and then they just wouldn't let the inspectors in from outside of the country

• 1:05:35Speaker 02

  and they'd be like we need to check now for the money for a factory that burned down that was how they're making a lot of money um then it ended up being that no insurer will ever insure anything that they build there again so what they pivoted to was they figured out how to make fake employees apply for jobs all across the United States for remote work

• 1:05:53Speaker 00

  okay

• 1:05:53Speaker 02

  and figure out exactly what to say during your recruiting visit or like when they you know interview you remotely and they've got like chat GPT or like some AI program pulled up they type the questions into and then read the answers off to the person that's interviewing them so there's been a shitload of people from North Korea getting hired by American companies for remote work and then after they get hired they collect like two weeks three three weeks worth of pay and they never show up at all and they don't do anything

• 1:06:24Speaker 00

  that's good

• 1:06:24Speaker 02

  so like they've yeah it's pretty awesome way to make work

• 1:06:27Speaker 00

  I mean it's bad but it's genius

• 1:06:29Speaker 02

  but it's kinda it's kinda sick too

• 1:06:30Speaker 00

  right

• 1:06:31Speaker 02

  that apparently like in this economy where nobody ever sees each other anymore you can just get a job and not do the job and still make a little bit of money off it at the time so apparently it's like 10,000 people or more that have been getting hired now recruiters have figured out a way to figure out if somebody is from North Korea do you know what it is

• 1:06:47Speaker 00

  uh I don't know

• 1:06:48Speaker 02

  they ask them in the recruiting process uh it seems like you're very qualified for this job we were impressed with the sample that you sent over we just need you to say uh Kim Jong-un is a fat pig

• 1:06:59Speaker 00

  oh

• 1:07:00Speaker 02

  and then we'll move on to the next question and if they just refuse to say it then they cut them off you're not hired

• 1:07:06Speaker 00

  so that sucks for like the one or two guys that actually likes Kim Jong-un but is an American

• 1:07:10Speaker 02

  yeah that would be tough

• 1:07:11Speaker 00

  yeah

• 1:07:12Speaker 02

  that would be hard one to explain like if you're just a big fan

• 1:07:14Speaker 00

  yeah

• 1:07:15Speaker 02

  or

• 1:07:16Speaker 00

  like you don't like calling people fat

• 1:07:17Speaker 02

  yeah

• 1:07:18Speaker 00

  your mother raised you better

• 1:07:19Speaker 02

  yeah what if you're North Korean wouldn't it be good to say that and get the job anyways and then give all that money Kim Jong-un

• 1:07:25Speaker 00

  that's a good point

• 1:07:25Speaker 02

  then maybe he can get some lap band surgery

• 1:07:27Speaker 00

  that's a good point

• 1:07:28Speaker 02

  or get on the shot I don't know

• 1:07:29Speaker 00

  he's not that fat

• 1:07:30Speaker 02

  he's pretty fat

• 1:07:31Speaker 00

  no

• 1:07:31Speaker 02

  he's on Ozempic just like all the other hot shot beautiful Hollywood stars

• 1:07:35Speaker 00

  he's he's a he's a strong man

• 1:07:37Speaker 02

  you know what it is it's the pants it's the pants that just they're big big trousers they look like uh like Tracy McGrady draft night pants

• 1:07:45Speaker 00

  yeah

• 1:07:45Speaker 02

  that he wears all the time so many need to tuck those things in

• 1:07:48Speaker 00

  Oh, all right. My who's back of the week is sources. We touched on this on Friday's show, but it hadn't fully fleshed out. We talked about it, but there was a report on Wednesday that the Bears were going to move to Indiana and be called the Indiana Bears. And I mentioned briefly on Thursday, I was like, I think that guy thought he was texting me. Yeah. Turns out that guy 100% thought he was texting me. There was an imposter big cat who had duped this guy, Ben Devine, into reporting that they were going to be the Indiana Bears. I don't know how I got roped into this whole thing, but it was quite funny on Friday to uncover it all and be like, what the fuck is happening? So it didn't pass the sniff test a million different ways. I mean,

• 1:08:30Speaker 00

  you guys have known me for a very long time. Do I have I? I don't think I've ever broken a story. I don't give a fuck about breaking stories. What story?

• 1:08:37Speaker 05

  I don't know. There's got to have been one.

• 1:08:40Speaker 02

  But wait, what? What? What sniff test? You're talking about just the name Indiana Bears?

• 1:08:44Speaker 00

  No, the sniff test of have, am I someone who ever breaks stories? Maybe like an innocuous one 10 years ago? I don't know. Yeah. But I'm not in the news breaking game. If I had a story, why wouldn't I just break it myself? Right?

• 1:09:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:01Speaker 00

  I've never texted with this guy. And then he sent him a picture that I had tweeted six months ago as proof that it was me.

• 1:09:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's crazy.

• 1:09:11Speaker 00

  Yeah. The whole thing was

• 1:09:13Speaker 02

  And the other guy's a journalist?

• 1:09:14Speaker 00

  Uh, he was an analyst. He said he was plugged in, the most plugged in. He took most plugged in Bears analysts out of his bio.

• 1:09:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, that's fair.

• 1:09:24Speaker 00

  But yeah, he got duped by a fake me. And then every and like

• 1:09:27Speaker 02

  That's bad journalism.

• 1:09:28Speaker 00

  Yeah. Very bad journalism.

• 1:09:30Speaker 02

  I did see a report today that Roger Dell, over the weekend, he met with like Illinois state lawmakers.

• 1:09:36Speaker 00

  This is what I've been saying for a while.

• 1:09:38Speaker 02

  Secretly.

• 1:09:38Speaker 00

  This is what I've been saying for a while.

• 1:09:40Speaker 02

  Get it done. I don't care about the Indiana stuff.

• 1:09:43Speaker 00

  Correct. I think the NFL is going to start putting the screws to the Bears and be like, what are you guys fucking doing? This is crazy. So, but yeah, this, this whole story, the guy, the guy reported that they were going to be called the Indiana Bears. And the entire time he was texting with someone who was claiming to be me, who, and I don't know if you guys saw the text messages, but it was like, my fake me was like, just talk to Ryan Poles. Don't want to be associated with the story. So I'm giving it to you, guy I've never talked to.

• 1:10:11Speaker 02

  Mm hmm. That doesn't make any sense.

• 1:10:13Speaker 00

  Yeah. And I also don't, I don't, I can't break news. I don't fucking have news. People will tell me shit and I still won't say it to anyone because I'm like, I don't know if they told, like, I don't know the rules to journalism.

• 1:10:24Speaker 02

  Are you saying that this guy still thinks it was you?

• 1:10:26Speaker 00

  No, no, we had him on the act and we're like, dude. And he was like, yeah, I realized the errors of my ways.

• 1:10:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:32Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:10:32Speaker 02

  It was, but there was a time where it wasn't just him. It was other people that thought that was you?

• 1:10:37Speaker 00

  No, no, no. He, he reported it. He was like, I'm calling my shot. People picked it up. Then when it was, when, when the McCassies did their press conference and were like, no new announcement. Everyone was like, hey, you're an idiot. And he was like, I think I've been duped. And then he DM me and said, confirm you've been texting me. And I just wrote back, huh?

• 1:10:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:57Speaker 00

  And then he realized he had been duped.

• 1:10:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:59Speaker 00

  Real smart guy.

• 1:11:00Speaker 02

  It is crazy to think that that was actually you.

• 1:11:03Speaker 00

  Yeah. I don't, I, I, I, being a journalist, being someone who breaks news seems like the most stressful job of all time. I'm a fucking idiot. I don't want to have that. I don't want to have that burden of, of having news and being right about that shit. I'm wrong. I, I think like as a podcast, we're probably like a bunch of 300 hitters, which could get you in the Hall of Fame, but we're wrong so much.

• 1:11:27Speaker 05

  I'm pretty right.

• 1:11:28Speaker 00

  You're, you're right.

• 1:11:30Speaker 05

  That hand thing was definitely right for me.

• 1:11:33Speaker 00

  No. But yeah, I, I

• 1:11:35Speaker 02

  Wait, which?

• 1:11:36Speaker 00

  I just want on the record, if anyone gets a text from a fake me, I am not trying to break any news ever. If I had news.

• 1:11:43Speaker 02

  What's crazy about that is like, in that situation, you're not even trying to break news.

• 1:11:47Speaker 00

  Correct.

• 1:11:48Speaker 02

  You're, you're, you're telling him to break news.

• 1:11:50Speaker 00

  Correct. Yeah, correct. But I'm not, I will never tell anyone else to break news either.

• 1:11:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:54Speaker 00

  Cause I don't get news. And if I do get news, I sit on it until I see it. And then I just say in my head mentally, oh, I remember someone I think told me that. And then I don't say anything about it. And that's how you live your life. Cause being a news breaker would suck. No offense to those guys, but it would suck. Zach.

• 1:12:13Speaker 07

  Uh, my who's back of the week is going to be Ian Makachev today, or Islam Makachev, my bad, I mixed up the opponents.

• 1:12:19Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:12:19Speaker 07

  Islam defeated or defended his Walter Wade belt against Ian. Uh, really, but this who's back is actually about those, just the head kick. The head kick is unreal.

• 1:12:27Speaker 00

  Oh, I gotta see it.

• 1:12:27Speaker 07

  And a sobering reminder on why you just can't, you just shouldn't fight guys ever.

• 1:12:32Speaker 00

  So wait, are you now our MMA expert? Not Hank anymore?

• 1:12:36Speaker 07

  Not an expert, but I respect a good head kick.

• 1:12:39Speaker 00

  Max hates UFC.

• 1:12:41Speaker 05

  No, it did switch me for

• 1:12:43Speaker 00

  Over his years and he goes, why are they fighting?

• 1:12:46Speaker 05

  No, yeah.

• 1:12:48Speaker 02

  All right. So yeah, this is why you should just not get into a fight with the guy that has the beard that doesn't connect in the mustache.

• 1:12:54Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:12:54Speaker 02

  That's I, that's quickly approaching like cauliflower year as the two warning signs of do not fight.

• 1:13:00Speaker 00

  Yeah. It's anyone who looks like Habib.

• 1:13:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:02Speaker 00

  Don't fuck with them.

• 1:13:04Speaker 07

  He just hit him right on the button.

• 1:13:06Speaker 00

  He, yeah.

• 1:13:08Speaker 00

  Did you guys see that? Did you guys see that fight of the year on, in Peru with the fire extinguisher? That was awesome.

• 1:13:14Speaker 02

  Oh, there was a street fight?

• 1:13:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:13:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:16Speaker 00

  So sick.

• 1:13:17Speaker 02

  That, do you think it feels good to connect with a chin kick like that? I think it probably, it's like hitting a homerun. It's like, you don't even feel it.

• 1:13:24Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:13:24Speaker 02

  You just, you know, you know that that's a tater.

• 1:13:26Speaker 00

  It's pure.

• 1:13:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:27Speaker 00

  The head goes with it.

• 1:13:28Speaker 02

  Yeah. Because you probably break the chin as you kick it.

• 1:13:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:13:32Speaker 02

  So like your foot kicks through the guy's face. That's gotta be a good feeling.

• 1:13:36Speaker 00

  All right. Good. Who's back? Good job, boys.

• 1:13:39Speaker 07

  Quick one of that's okay. Uh, yeah. Karl Anthony Towns, love wins, second ring in the same year.

• 1:13:44Speaker 00

  Nice.

• 1:13:44Speaker 07

  Congratulations. W wedding.

• 1:13:46Speaker 00

  Way to go. What was the first ring?

• 1:13:50Speaker 07

  Come on.

• 1:13:51Speaker 02

  2K.

• 1:13:54Speaker 00

  Memes?

• 1:13:56Speaker 05

  You know, you know, the first one.

• 1:13:59Speaker 00

  He's gonna get mad at us. Nope. Cause he's gonna, we're gonna joke too much that it becomes reality. We're

• 1:14:06Speaker 02

  Also, once the season starts.

• 1:14:08Speaker 00

  Right. But like you

• 1:14:09Speaker 02

  You gotta, you gotta move on.

• 1:14:10Speaker 00

  If you put a gun to my head right this second and said, has Gonzaga made it to a final four? I think I'd be like, just shoot me. Cause I don't know. I died. We've joked about it so much that I don't know the answer.

• 1:14:20Speaker 02

  Max, I also found out that, that Villanova tried to retire Scotty Reynolds. The one. So that would make three ones, right?

• 1:14:28Speaker 00

  That's pretty cool.

• 1:14:29Speaker 05

  What do you mean they tried to?

• 1:14:30Speaker 02

  They wanted to. Scotty didn't want his jersey retired.

• 1:14:35Speaker 05

  Why?

• 1:14:36Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:14:38Speaker 00

  He's just like that.

• 1:14:39Speaker 02

  Some of my, my Scotty sources. Shout out to her.

• 1:14:41Speaker 00

  Oh, you have Scotty's sources? Fuck yeah.

• 1:14:43Speaker 02

  We went to high school together.

• 1:14:44Speaker 00

  That's right.

• 1:14:46Speaker 00

  Fuck yeah.

• 1:14:49Speaker 00

  All right. Three ones.

• 1:14:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:51Speaker 00

  Not. We retired his jersey number.

• 1:14:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:55Speaker 00

  That's respect.

• 1:14:55Speaker 05

  Where, where?

• 1:15:04Speaker 00

  You know, you, you miss

• 1:15:06Speaker 02

  Oh, wait, Max. So you said that, you said that Scotty, they

• 1:15:10Speaker 05

  I said they should have

• 1:15:11Speaker 02

  They should have retired. It wasn't about the ones. Cause I think he wore number three, right?

• 1:15:16Speaker 05

  No, he wore one. He wore, I think he wore three in high

• 1:15:20Speaker 02

  They wore three in high school. Okay. Yeah. So they did. So it was about the way he was going to be the third one. He didn't want his jersey retired. I don't know.

• 1:15:26Speaker 05

  Well, I think he would have been the second one because he would have gotten it before Jalen Brunson.

• 1:15:31Speaker 02

  Yes, correct. So, but as

• 1:15:33Speaker 00

  Now he's the third.

• 1:15:34Speaker 02

  As we stand right now, they're

• 1:15:35Speaker 05

  Right now.

• 1:15:35Speaker 02

  Retired.

• 1:15:36Speaker 05

  Correct.

• 1:15:37Speaker 02

  Yeah. This is again, furthering my point why no one should ever retire.

• 1:15:41Speaker 00

  You could just say, you could say Scotty Reynolds is one of them ones.

• 1:15:45Speaker 02

  He's, no.

• 1:15:46Speaker 05

  Well, there's three ones. Yeah.

• 1:15:47Speaker 00

  Well, no, he is one of them ones.

• 1:15:49Speaker 05

  He is one of them ones.

• 1:15:49Speaker 02

  If it was retired, I think he'd be one of them ones.

• 1:15:51Speaker 00

  No, he still is one of them ones. He wore the one.

• 1:15:53Speaker 02

  I think he's more

• 1:15:55Speaker 00

  He's one of them ones.

• 1:15:55Speaker 02

  I think he's more one of one than one of them ones.

• 1:16:00Speaker 00

  Cause he's the one that didn't get retired?

• 1:16:01Speaker 02

  Right. Yeah. Them ones are the ones that got their number retired. The ones that, yeah.

• 1:16:06Speaker 05

  He's probably a bucket at her and deny.

• 1:16:07Speaker 00

  All right. Let's, let's go to, uh, let's get to Booger McFarland. Some good idiot jazz.

• 1:16:12Speaker 02

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• 1:16:55Speaker 02

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• 1:17:28Speaker 02

  What, what does the room do? Memes, you know what I'm talking about.

• 1:17:33Speaker 05

  Do we all just get the same text at the same time?

• 1:17:35Speaker 02

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• 1:17:53Speaker 00

  Okay, we now welcome on a very, very special guest, one of our best friends, uh, talking football and Senior Bowl Hall of Famer. Is that correct, Booger McFarland? Are you a Senior Bowl Hall of Famer? I did a little, little Google, congrats on that. How many Hall of Fames are you in?

• 1:18:12Speaker 07

  Not many. So when the Senior Bowl called, uh, that was a nice little surprise. So did that in Mobile back in, I want to say that was back in April. So it was, it was pretty cool.

• 1:18:23Speaker 02

  Okay. So does that mean that you had like one really good practice?

• 1:18:28Speaker 07

  Actually, I, I, I think it was the, the Senior Bowl was kind of the launch to, uh, a pretty good NFL career. I, I, I think I went down for the whole week. I was a Senior Bowl captain for, for my side. I was the first guy, I want to say I was the first guy from the Senior Bowl pick that year, uh, played almost a decade. So Senior Bowl's always got a fond, uh, fond place in my heart because it kind of got things started. The Buccaneers actually coached me in the Senior Bowl. And so when the Buccaneers were picking 15, I knew I wasn't getting past 15 based on the relationships that I cultivated that week.

• 1:19:04Speaker 02

  That's cool. So, so before the Senior Bowl, where were you expecting to go?

• 1:19:09Speaker 07

  Uh, I was expecting to go a lot higher. I, I wanted to be, listen, I was, I knew I was good enough to be the first D lineman pick. I just didn't know that the quarterbacks were going to be, uh, viewed as high as they did. So you had Tim Couch, Achilles Smith, Donovan McNabb, uh, Carl, Carl Pepper, and then K McNabb. K McNabb before me, like, are you kidding me?

• 1:19:30Speaker 00

  I mean, you'd all, besides McNabb, like Achilles Smith and Tim Couch.

• 1:19:34Speaker 07

  I mean, geez.

• 1:19:36Speaker 00

  Yeesh.

• 1:19:36Speaker 07

  Tell me about it.

• 1:19:37Speaker 00

  Yeesh.

• 1:19:37Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:19:38Speaker 00

  All right. Well, where do you want to start? We want to talk all ball, college football and, uh, NFL, cause you do both. You're one of those guys who was able to do both. So you know what? Let's start with here. Preseason, uh, how much do you actually put into preseason? Or is it, cause this is how I view preseason. It's basically, if your guys look bad, that might be a little bit concerned. If your guys look good, that's how they should look. Like, cause they're going against base defenses and they're going against, you know, second stringers, third stringers. So it's essentially just, don't look awful if you're a, uh, you know, first or second round draft pick. Look, look like you are ready to go for live action.

• 1:20:16Speaker 07

  You know, the old saying about preseason that you hear a lot now, uh, it doesn't count, but it matters. I, I, I think that's the biggest thing about preseason. It doesn't count, but it does matter. I, I, I, I think overall what you want to see is you want to see your high end players come out healthy because you kind of know what they can do already. Like, so I'm not concerned, uh, even though Josh Allen played well a couple of days ago, I'm not concerned with Josh Allen if he did play bad because I've seen a big enough body of work that I know what Josh Allen can do. I want to see guys that are first, second year, guys are rookies. I want to see the improvement from them. I want to see them take it from the practice field to the game. It doesn't necessarily mean that, that, that we're going to win a bunch of preseason games. I just want to see the individual improvement from each and every player.

• 1:21:00Speaker 07

  I think that's what I look at is, and sometimes preseason football is not about highlights. You got to, you actually have to go back and look at the tape and see, uh, who's, who's doing what, like Arvel Reese, Arvel Reese, I want to say he had one or two tackles, but man, he played pretty good as a rookie in his debut. So you got to go back and look at that and just watch the tape. So that's kind of what I look at. Main thing, don't get anybody hurt, especially guys that are shoe ins to make the team. And then there's always going to be a guy who comes out of nowhere.

• 1:21:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:21:28Speaker 07

  If you had no, even the coaches don't know what his name is. They're like, hey, who's, who's 24? And he makes a name for himself and he makes the team.

• 1:21:34Speaker 00

  So if, if let's say, uh, you have a new offensive coordinator and your team starts with four straight three and outs, that's not a concern.

• 1:21:43Speaker 07

  That is a concern because if you, if you can't scheme up 10 yards in three plays as a new coordinator against base defenses, eh, I probably need to, if I'm the head coach, I bring him in like, hey, everything good? Are you sleeping enough? Like, tell, tell me what's going on. So it's, it's a bit concerning.

• 1:22:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:22:01Speaker 07

  Although I'd probably be a little bit more concerned and then this is directly straight, straight towards you, big cat.

• 1:22:07Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:22:07Speaker 07

  If my, if my head coach slash play caller starts saying he wants to average the most points in the league and beat everybody by 30 points.

• 1:22:14Speaker 00

  No, it's goals, dude. You don't have goals.

• 1:22:18Speaker 07

  Listen, it's goals, it's balls, but you, but you're starting to write some checks that you better be able to cash, buddy.

• 1:22:24Speaker 00

  That's, that's what I want. That's what makes Ben Johnson, he puts himself in these spots. He said he showed up, he said, I fucking hate the Packers. He said, I hate Matt LaFleur. Matt LaFleur was like, I've never met him. That's the kind of stuff he does.

• 1:22:35Speaker 02

  You ever hear, aim small, miss small?

• 1:22:38Speaker 07

  Uh, yeah, I've, I've definitely heard that.

• 1:22:40Speaker 00

  Yeah. All right. So, so did anyone go four straight, three and outs to start this, the preseason?

• 1:22:45Speaker 02

  Uh, I don't, I don't know. I'm looking at the commanders because they have David Blau.

• 1:22:49Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:22:49Speaker 02

  Uh, first year offensive coordinator. He did not go four straight, three and outs.

• 1:22:54Speaker 00

  Okay. Look at like just a random team.

• 1:22:56Speaker 07

  Well, you asked the question as if somebody had went four straight, three and outs.

• 1:22:59Speaker 02

  I'm looking it up to see maybe if there's a team out there. I forget.

• 1:23:01Speaker 00

  We're going to do our research real quick.

• 1:23:03Speaker 02

  It's the preseason for podcasters too. So I don't have this stat right here. Oh, was it, was it, um, no, it's not the, it's not the Bears.

• 1:23:09Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:23:10Speaker 02

  Um, would it be the Cowboys?

• 1:23:12Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:23:13Speaker 02

  Oh, uh, the Ravens.

• 1:23:15Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:23:16Speaker 02

  The team that played the Ravens.

• 1:23:17Speaker 00

  Who, who's that?

• 1:23:18Speaker 02

  The Eagles, the Eagles played the Ravens.

• 1:23:19Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah. The Eagles did start four straight, three and outs. Max is giving thumbs down in the booth right now.

• 1:23:23Speaker 02

  Is that thumbs down to your offensive coordinator or thumbs down to the question?

• 1:23:27Speaker 05

  Thumbs down to everything. Preseason football.

• 1:23:31Speaker 00

  All right. So, uh, what about Booger? Are you ready to say, uh, apologize to Ty Simpson for, for trashing that pick? Cause he, he did look good. I know that you're supposed to look good, but he looked good in, in his first preseason game.

• 1:23:43Speaker 07

  No, no, I, I still think it was a bad pick because I still think at some point the Rams are going to look back and wish they had a player that could contribute now.

• 1:23:51Speaker 00

  That's fair.

• 1:23:52Speaker 07

  This season. And I get it, like everybody, we are so prisoners of the moment. Like as soon as something happens right now, we're ready to put him in the Hall of Fame. Like this is preseason game one. It is August the 16th. Can we get to Labor Day? Can we get a hamburger on the grill before we start putting everybody in the Hall of Fame?

• 1:24:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's fair.

• 1:24:12Speaker 02

  I had Carson Beck in the Hall of Fame and then after I kicked him out and I had Haynes King in the Hall of Fame.

• 1:24:17Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:24:17Speaker 02

  And then I kicked Haynes King out and now I got Ty Simpson.

• 1:24:20Speaker 00

  And Drew Aller.

• 1:24:21Speaker 02

  And Drew Aller, yeah.

• 1:24:22Speaker 07

  Oh, Drew, Drew Aller, if I hear 6'5", 245 one more time, I'm going to, I'm going to cut my eyelids off. Like, I know exactly how big the guy is. I covered the draft.

• 1:24:31Speaker 00

  Yeah. It also, it's funny watching preseason and, and like, cause like I said, to start this interview, you are one of the rare guys who does both college football and NFL. There's a lot of people who only watch college football or only watch NFL. And look, Drew Aller played nice for the Steelers. I watched a lot of Drew Aller at Penn State. I, I, one preseason game, yeah, one preseason game isn't going to change my opinion on Drew Aller. I got to see it in a regular season game.

• 1:24:55Speaker 07

  Drew, Drew Aller at Penn State, as, as the tale goes, he left you desiring more, a lot more.

• 1:25:02Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:25:02Speaker 07

  I mean, a lot, a lot more. And again, the best thing I heard about Drew Aller at Penn State was he's 6'5", 245.

• 1:25:10Speaker 02

  Yep. Wait, how, how big is he?

• 1:25:13Speaker 07

  Exactly.

• 1:25:14Speaker 02

  6'5", 245. That's, that should be his nickname. Drew 6'5", 245.

• 1:25:19Speaker 00

  Impressive size.

• 1:25:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:25:21Speaker 07

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:25:22Speaker 02

  We talked, we talked earlier about how you're in the Senior Bowl Hall of Fame. Did they retire your number?

• 1:25:27Speaker 07

  You know what? Uh, I, I don't think the Senior Bowl is going to retire the number 94, uh, although it, it was a really, a really interesting week about retiring numbers. I, I never thought, I never thought we spend the slowest day of the year, which is the day before preseason games begin, talking about retiring numbers on the collegiate level where there are 100 players on each team and you only have 100 numbers.

• 1:25:51Speaker 02

  My, my, I had two takeaways from this. Obviously I think, I don't think that Jaden is being represented in a way that's good for him. And I think that he was surprised by a lot of it and that's not a good dynamic. I think every, everybody that's met him, um, to a T has nothing but good things to say about the guy. He doesn't seem like he's, uh, got an ego or that he's, you know, the kind of person who would be vindictive. But maybe some people that are around him are both of those things. Um, when it, when it comes to the, uh, the jersey retirement, my first thoughts were number one, Brian Kelly told a hilarious amount of lies in this situation. So he lied to Jaden that he was retiring it. And then he lied to the guy that he was recruiting, saying you can wear it. And then we got on campus, he goes, actually, no, I'm not letting you wear it.

• 1:26:34Speaker 02

  I lied to you about being able to wear it when I was lying to you, saying that you were allowed to wear it. So it was like a double lie. And then, and then later on, Brian Kelly's gone. Lane doesn't give a fuck what Brian Kelly promised recruits. Um, and then, and then the whole concept of retiring numbers in colleges is ridiculous. You're right. And LSU's jersey policy just says like, yeah, just because we retire a jersey doesn't mean that people can't wear it. And then I come to find out that they've got a bunch of jerseys that are unofficially retired at LSU. So the whole discourse is stupid. Um, I'm curious what you think about it and, and how you think it's actually going to impact anything on the field, either at LSU or in Washington.

• 1:27:12Speaker 07

  Well, I, I, I think it's gonna, I don't think it's going to impact any, anything at LSU, first of all. I, I think Lane Kiffin, for the first time comes out smelling like roses, like Lane didn't do anything wrong. All, all Lane did was say, hey, it was promised to the kid. We're going to give it to the kid. End of story. I can't do anything about what happened with the previous staff. So Lane, Lane, DJ Pickett come out smelling like roses. That's number one. As far as Brian Kelly, Brian, BK did come back and say, yeah, I said it. So I give him credit for coming out after the fact, even though, I mean, LSU's giving Fifty four million, I guess you can say whatever you want to say now anyway, it doesn't matter. Um, as far as the Jayden Daniels of it all, and you're the perfect person to talk to a PFT. Because the way I look at this is it's a big miscommunication.

• 1:27:55Speaker 07

  And once things start going downhill, now emotion gets involved. I think nobody has worn the number nine since Joe, Joe Burrow left. I think there is a, there is a, um, there is an exercise, maybe not even an exercise. There is a thought that, hey, unless somebody special enough comes along, we're not going to give the number nine out. And Lane is probably going to adhere to that until he gets a special recruit, which there's a couple of them this year. Who wants to, who want to wear the number nine and then he'll give it to them. And so I think the fact that nobody's worn the number nine. Everybody assumed that this was a Heisman Trophy thing because of Billy Cannon, because of Joe Burrow and now Jayden Daniels.

• 1:28:37Speaker 07

  And I think there may have been the same communication with Jaden. And then Jaden started seeing people wear the number five and the lack of communication around the number five. I think that if, if you're Jayden Daniels, and by the way, all the memes on, on the internet are hilarious, like, you know, ten Jayden Daniels touchdown, like, like some of the memes that are going on are hilarious online and it's all fun. But as far as the kid, he's a tremendous kid. I think he's being misrepresented by his personality. People are calling him selfish. He's not a selfish kid, but this is a classic case of what happens when his team gets involved. And the emotion gets involved and lack of communication comes up. Cause I'll throw this back to you, PFT, alright, watch this now.

• 1:29:23Speaker 07

  You know, the discourse around your quarterback in Washington. It's the same discourse that I hear, it's the same discourse that Big Cat hears. So you tell me, what's the, cause I have a perception. What's the perception of your quarterback? Because I think right now it comes out looking worse than it did a week ago.

• 1:29:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's definitely worse than it did a week ago. I think in, inside DC and amongst commanders fans, uh, I haven't seen anybody turning on him. Uh, but I do see a lot of people saying like, hey, this is, it's a bad look. And I don't, I also haven't seen anybody actually blaming Jaden for this, which I think is actually correct up to this point. I don't think it's his fault, but if nothing changes in how he's represented, then you can look at any further missteps that he makes. Be like, well, it's your fault for allowing this to go on. Does that make sense?

• 1:30:11Speaker 07

  It makes sense up until a certain point because Jaden is 24 years old, 25, like he's a grown man. Like at some point you are responsible for the actions of your name. E- either you have to be responsible for them or you have to de-denounce whoever is responsible. And I think that's a situation that's kind of going on now. I think like, you know, we could beat around the bush all we want, like here's the real, cause, cause like we all talk. Like the perception is that his team, quote unquote, his mother and the agent are kind of spearheading all this. Like, let's just be real about this. That's the perception online, that's the perception out there. I don't know that to be fact. Uh, if it is, whoever's spearheading this whole thing about the jersey needs to take ownership, take responsibility and then move forward.

• 1:30:55Speaker 07

  Because allowing it to just sit there, he's become somewhat of a punching bag and the kid isn't that. He's a tremendous kid. He did tremendous things at LSU. He's going to be remembered as one of the greatest players, uh, that ever came to LSU. And I think that's the way he should be remembered. And right now, some people are forgetting that based on everything that's going on right now. And I get it, it's just, it's just kind of a, a, a moment in time. I don't like the way it's being represented, but I also don't like the way his team is representing him in a lot of these situations.

• 1:31:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's preseason for moms too. We, they got to figure it out just like the rest of us out there. I, I think that ultimately you're right. Um, I think that it's a tough situation for Jaden if it's his mom representing him. Because obviously it's your mother, you love your mother, you have a deep relationship there and you don't want to like, you know, fracture that based on a business thing. But that's kind of what you choose when your mother becomes your agent and she is, like, she's a certified agent, so she is working for him as an employee right now. Um, but at some point you have to, you know, I think it's unfair that people say like Jaden needs to have a word, he needs to talk to his mom. He needs to fire his mom. That's a tough situation for a 24 year, 24 year old kid to be in.

• 1:32:06Speaker 02

  I think that her friends, if she has any friends out there, her friends need to step in and talk to her about it before it, the impetus becomes like on your son, because now it had, I guess now it has. Because if he doesn't make a change or things don't change, um, then yeah, it's not like he, he didn't have any heads up about it. So at this point, it's like, you need to know that this is exposing you to liability. And it's, uh, it's hurting your brand if you have somebody that's making these kinds of decisions like this for you.

• 1:32:34Speaker 07

  And, and by the way, just to lighten it up a little bit, like, like, do you really, like, are we really that tied to like numbers? Like I was 94 at LSU. I got to the pros, somebody had 94 and they said, hey, book, I'll give it to you for 25 grand. I was like, screw you, I'm going to 92, like I'm not, I'm not going to pay $25,000 just to wear a number. I'll just go to the next number.

• 1:32:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, Caleb changed his number when he got to the pros, cause Keenan Allen had a number. He's like, he's been in the pros for a lot longer. I'm going to change my number. I have a compromise here. Let's retire at LSU, how about we retire the Jane Daniels jersey? So nobody else named Daniels is allowed to wear number five.

• 1:33:15Speaker 02

  I don't think you even want to do that. So it'll never be, it'll never be Daniels five. What if there's a sick five star recruit? Well, you can use his first initial dot Daniels and then the five. Got it. We can do that. What if it's?

• 1:33:29Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:33:30Speaker 02

  Oh, if it's J Daniels, that's fine too. Just know Daniels five, that's the jersey. No one else will wear that.

• 1:33:37Speaker 07

  It, it's, it's kind of a weird thing in college football because there's only so many numbers and there's so many college guys on each team. Um, I always thought you can retire the number, excuse me, you can retire the jersey, but not the number. So other words, I'm, I'm going to take, I'm going to retire the number five with Daniels on it. But I'm not going to retire the number because if every great player, I'll give you a prime example, like if you're at LSU. So Billy Cannon, Burt Jones is next. After Burt Jones, here's, here's the pecking order before we get to Joe Burrow or Jayden Daniels. You ready? Glenn Dorsey, the, maybe the most decorated defensive lineman in the history of college football. He won the Outland, the Lombardi, the Nagurski, he's in the college football hall of fame.

• 1:34:22Speaker 07

  He was a first round draft pick. He was first team All-American, blah, blah, blah. His number's not retired at LSU. And he won a national championship. Alright, Kevin Fawcett, maybe the most important recruit in the history of LSU. Alright, his jersey's not retired. So I think before we get to Joe Burrow and Jayden Daniels, like there's a pecking order, just like I'm sure at every college, there's a pecking order that you have to get to, and I think LSU is just a little bit behind right now.

• 1:34:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, this whole discourse is so stupid. I'm ready to move on from it.

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• 1:36:03Speaker 07

  You fall in love really easy too, by the way.

• 1:36:06Speaker 00

  Like you should do that. Everything back, right? I mean, I guess it's a big question for Dan Lanning, right? Let me, I'll start with this, can Dan Lanning get over that hump? Because he has, he has done a great job at Oregon, but they have, they have also been in big college football playoff games where they've gotten a little bit embarrassed. They got embarrassed by Ohio State, what was it, two years ago? Uh, they got embarrassed by Indiana this year. So those big moments, those big games that they have to step up to, uh, have, have, have been fleeting for Dan Lanning so far. And I like Dan Lanning a lot.

• 1:36:39Speaker 07

  Love Dan Lanning, uh, he, his, his pregame speech, when, when Oregon played Colorado, I still play that back in my head.

• 1:36:46Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:36:46Speaker 07

  You know, you know, we're playing for something, they're playing for clicks. It's still one of the greatest pregame bills ever.

• 1:36:52Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:36:53Speaker 07

  Um, I think the biggest issue with Dan Lanning is this, in the biggest games against teams that have equal talent, they aren't physical enough. Alright, so he's brought everything from Georgia to Eugene, I think, except the level of physicality that's, that is, that is required and it's going to be required when you face the big, the biggest and best teams. And I think that's the biggest issue for Dan Lanning. Now I give him credit, they keep knocking at the door, they keep putting themselves in position. But you watched the Indiana game last year?

• 1:37:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:37:27Speaker 07

  Yeah, Dante Moore didn't play well, but there was a level of physicality that Indiana brought to Oregon that I don't think Oregon was expecting. So I agree, I think if we're doing this on quote unquote, let's go first date to marriage as far as how, how, how much I believe. Leaving in these teams. I think Dan Lanning and Oregon are probably somewhere.

• 1:37:50Speaker 07

  We've been dating for a couple of years. I'm not, I'm not ready to marry them, but, but we're past the first date and we're nowhere near marriage yet.

• 1:37:57Speaker 00

  Okay, okay. All right. So I mean, yeah, I, I, I think Oregon's be really good. The team though, and I, I'm not going to say they've been forgotten because they are, you know, the best team in the last 10 years, if you'd go resume, but I think Georgia's going to be sick this year. I think their defense is gonna, is returning a bunch of guys. They couldn't, they couldn't rush the passer last year, but they could, they could stop the run. I think that will come and that's the team where it's like, it's again, it's not like Georgia's been forgotten, but a lot of fanfare has been made about Arch Manning in Texas and they're going to win the SCC and it's like, hold on a second. I'll take Kirby Smart in a big game. And yeah, they got like, like I said, with the defense, like Trinidad Chamblis ate them alive in that playoff game, but I do think that they're going to have those growing pains.

• 1:38:41Speaker 00

  They got a lot of guys who are going to be in their second and third years where their defense is going to look a lot better in that nasty, like we are going to punish you, Georgia defense that won them the, the national titles.

• 1:38:53Speaker 07

  No question. And, and on the scale of first date to marriage, I, I'm engaged to Georgia. Like I, I'm truly engaged.

• 1:38:58Speaker 00

  I like that.

• 1:39:00Speaker 07

  I think that Gunner Stockton is underrated. To your point, the defense was young. Those guys are going to come back. When you talk about Ellis Robinson, KJ Bolden, two of the best secondary guys in the country. Up front, Elijah Griffin, maybe the best defensive tackle in America. They're going to run the football. They're going to control the line of scrimmage. Everybody makes a big deal about the lack of wide receivers. They don't need to throw the ball that much. They get, they're going to run you, clean up out of your building. So I like what Georgia's done. And in an era where some teams have 60 transfer players, Georgia only has 10. So the culture of the Bulldogs is still there. They recruit. They develop all those guys are Georgia guys through and through. So yeah, they're going to be right there. I, I would definitely pencil them into the playoff.

• 1:39:41Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yep. All right. Who's your, who are you married to?

• 1:39:45Speaker 07

  Uh, I'd be married today to Notre Dame.

• 1:39:48Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:39:48Speaker 07

  I think Notre, I, I think Notre Dame is as legit as anybody out there. I think the quarterback is phenomenal. I think they can run the football. I think the defense is going to be nasty because they can play man coverage. They got the best secondary in the country. I think Marcus Freeman, obviously Lane Kiffin was standing because I, we, I gotta love my coach. I think Marcus Freeman is the best coach in America. As far as this is concerned, you know, some coaches are play callers, some coach are, some coaches are recruiters, some coaches are motivators. He's the best combination of it all. He's young. He's good looking. He can relate to the kids. Uh, like he's a motivator. He's a defensive guy.

• 1:40:33Speaker 07

  Like he can do it all. Like the kids don't call him Coach Freeman. They call him Free. They just say, hey, like Free, like that's a guy you can talk to. Like I'm, like I'm going to go and talk to Free and see what's up. Not Coach Free, just Free. So I love Notre Dame. CJ Carr is probably the most underrated quarterback in the country. Everybody's talking about Arch and Dante. And the guy that likes to gamble a lot and Brendan Sorosby and Sam Levitt and, and, uh, Lenora Sellers and all these quarterbacks. Nobody talks about CJ Carr.

• 1:41:01Speaker 00

  He's awesome.

• 1:41:01Speaker 07

  Julian saying, he is awesome, dude. I love the, I love the saving, saving private Ryan haircut that he has. I love it. Like it's awesome.

• 1:41:11Speaker 00

  And, and their schedule is easy, which hurts me because they opened the season with Wisconsin, but I have to say it like their schedule, they should not. Now this, it's a blessing and curse because their schedule is easy. They should be able to, to rattle off 11 wins, but like what happened last year, if they trip up twice,

• 1:41:22Speaker 00

  to Athens. You're going to have to go to the swamp. And then the next year it's like, oh shit, we don't have to do all those. So it really does feel like year to year when it comes to the scheduling.

• 1:41:27Speaker 00

  they won't have a lot to make up. They won't have those, the quality wins down the stretch to make up for, but I think they're going to win 11 games and I think they'll be in the playoff and I, I, I agree. CJ Carr like that.

• 1:41:31Speaker 07

  Easy on, easy on the swamp. The swamp's not ready to be in that conversation too shit.

• 1:41:36Speaker 00

  They might be, they might be a tough one this year. His, his loss, his opening, uh, of the last season, the loss against Miami, that's when I was like, holy shit. Like I know they lost the game. I was like, this kid is, is doing this on the road against a really nasty defense.

• 1:41:39Speaker 07

  They get, they're getting better. I love Coach Summerall. I like what he did at Tulane down in New Orleans. I like, trust me, they're going to be good, just not yet. As far as the other teams that I, that I think deserve to be in the conversation, the team that I'd marry, Ohio State, I think the schedule is what it is. Um, I think, um,

• 1:41:50Speaker 00

  And he's like, he's not scared of the moment. I, I, I think they're a really, really good team and I love Marcus Freeman.

• 1:41:56Speaker 07

  Since you bring up Wisconsin really quick, and I, I don't need a long answer. Are we concerned, are we concerned about looking for a new coach after the season?

• 1:41:58Speaker 07

  I got nothing surprised for you to be, like USC.

• 1:42:03Speaker 00

  Okay. I mean, how could you not be? I like Luke Fickell. I think he knows it. We had him on a couple of weeks ago. He said the hot, the seat is hot. Like he knows it. He's not running from it. He's very open about it. He knows what, that they have to deliver this year. I think the defense is going to be really good.

• 1:42:03Speaker 07

  Ooh. I'm not ready to marry USC, but we are engaged.

• 1:42:07Speaker 00

  That's a hot seat.

• 1:42:08Speaker 07

  This, you.

• 1:42:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:42:10Speaker 07

  Super, I mean, super, super warm, if not hot. And, and I think Lincoln knows it. I think this is the most talent that he's had. I love the quarterback they have out there. The key with Lincoln, man, is, is Lincoln has got to evolve. Like Lincoln, Lincoln was still running the same plays he ran at Oklahoma five years ago at USC.

• 1:42:16Speaker 00

  It's like, can the quarterback stay healthy? We've lost our quarterback three straight years and I know you don't make excuses in football, but he's gone back to the identity of Wisconsin where it's like, we need that, we need the offensive line. We need to be able to run the ball. We need to play stout defense. None of this air raid shit.

• 1:42:26Speaker 07

  Like he's got to evolve and I think he has. The defense is going to be really good. I think, uh, with Coach Patterson, I'm just looking forward to see him because the knock on him is when you get him in a big game, in a big situation, then he doesn't always show up. And so I want to see what Lincoln Riley does.

• 1:42:31Speaker 00

  So I'm, I'm excited for the season. I'm excited for the season and the schedule is not as hard as it's been because last year I think we had the worst schedule in the country, which that, that's part of, that's part of college football now is basically the schedule gods. Like one year you're going to have it and one year you're not. One year you're going to have to go like three or four, you know, you're going to have to go to Austin. You're going to have to go to,

• 1:42:42Speaker 07

  But other than that, I think after you get past those top teams, Ohio State, I think Texas, I put Texas in that category, uh, Notre Dame, um, uh, then I think you have to get right there. Indiana, I, I need to see what Josh Hoover is. Like Josh Hoover, Indiana, uh, I, I hear it. It's like Bigfoot. I've heard a lot about it, but I need to see him on a big stage and see him, uh, against some top level competition that's not TCU. But if he is as advertised, Indiana is going to be right there. So then you got Indiana, you got Oklahoma, you got all those teams that.

• 1:43:13Speaker 00

  Oklahoma is, is one of those teams that their, their schedule sucks, but that John Matier is really good and, and that defense was nasty.

• 1:43:21Speaker 07

  Stop, stop, stop right there. I, I'll agree with you. The defense is nasty. John Matier.

• 1:43:27Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:43:27Speaker 07

  Free incredible hook. John Matier was really good. How do we feel about John Matier now that he's gone all David Banner owners?

• 1:43:35Speaker 00

  Everyone though. CJ, CJ Carr did that. Julian saying, looks like he put on muscle. All these guys are putting on some muscle.

• 1:43:43Speaker 07

  Yeah, but Matier looks like, he looks like he's been doing, instead of four sets of bench, he did six.

• 1:43:48Speaker 00

  Okay. All right. So here would be my reply to that. John Matier, I think is very, very good. He got obviously the thumb injury. He probably came back too early last year with the thumb injury. If you watched him at Wazoo, he was electric at Wazoo. I think that the, I think Oklahoma knows, John Matier knows that like for Oklahoma to be their offense to, to, to go to that next level, John Matier is going to have to take the beating and he, he is electric with his feet. He's really good at like, he's not the fastest guy. He's not going to be Lamar Jackson, but he can get you those yards and he's a good runner. And I think he probably put on the weight being like, hey, this is the SCC. This isn't, this isn't the pack 12 anymore. Like this is the SCC. I'm going to get beat up. I gotta be ready to get beat up and be able to withstand the season.

• 1:44:29Speaker 07

  I did think through the first month of the season, he was putting out video game numbers. Like he was my early, early front runner for the Heisman. And so, uh, and then obviously he got, got injured and he didn't come back and, and, and play well. So, uh, I agree with you. I, I've never seen a good quarterback and maybe that's just a professional level. And so this is, this is kind of one of those instances where me covering both is kind of coming in. So on the college level, it may be okay, but I, I usually don't see really good quarterbacks throwing the football, like be really muscular. Like you don't want your quarterbacks muscular. You want them nice and loose and linear and not, you know, yoked up, but we'll see.

• 1:45:07Speaker 00

  Tebow. Tebow. Checkmate.

• 1:45:10Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:45:11Speaker 00

  Just say checkmate, just say, say checkmate, Juggers. You just, I know you disrespected Gators. Oh, the swamp's not that good. Tebow was a Heisman Trophy winner. He was, maybe the best college quarterback of all time.

• 1:45:22Speaker 07

  Okay. Maybe.

• 1:45:24Speaker 00

  Checkmate. Uh, let me ask you a question about, about Penn State. Will there be a time this year where we look at Penn State and we say, I wonder if they miss James Franklin?

• 1:45:38Speaker 07

  Yes, I do think so because I do think they're going to take a little step back because here, here's what you have to ask yourself because it's basically Iowa State. What is that? I'm geographically challenged. So is that Iowa State? That's north. So it's going to be Iowa State north, basically. Because here comes Matt Campbell and he brings what?

• 1:45:56Speaker 00

  I think it's east, right? Yeah, yeah.

• 1:46:01Speaker 00

  We'll call it Iowa State east. Okay. I'll give you that one. Yeah. Iowa State east and yeah, not really north, but that's fine.

• 1:46:07Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:46:09Speaker 07

  Northeast. Okay. I do think that those players, I like Rocco Beck. I think Rocco Beck is, is really good.

• 1:46:21Speaker 07

  I just wonder how we would view this team if I told you Iowa State went to the big house to take on Michigan or Iowa State was going to Columbus because essentially, and I know it's not the same apples to apples, but you're going to have the Iowa State brand wearing a Penn State uniform. And so I think at some point that's, that, that's going to factor. I like Matt Campbell, AKA Andrew Luck liked. Like I love Matt Campbell. He looks just like Andrew Luck. That's my dude. Really good coach. I thought he should have left Iowa State several years ago. He was that good. But to your point, to the question, is there going to come a point when they look back and it may not be this season. Maybe it's after three seasons, when you look back and Iowa State, they go eight and four, nine and three, eight and four.

• 1:47:04Speaker 07

  You're going to yearn for the 10 and two seasons of James Franklin. So maybe that, maybe because James Franklin was good for 10 wins a year. He just couldn't beat Iowa State and every now and then he couldn't beat Michigan. Like he just couldn't win the big one. But he, he could, he could beat everybody. He could wipe the floor with Wisconsin and all these other schools, but he just couldn't beat, win those two games. Matt Campbell and he brings what?

• 1:47:25Speaker 02

  I think it's east, right?

• 1:47:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:47:28Speaker 07

  You're northeast.

• 1:47:30Speaker 02

  We're going Iowa State east. Okay, I'll give you that one. Yeah.

• 1:47:33Speaker 00

  Iowa State east and yeah, not really north, but that's fine.

• 1:47:37Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:47:37Speaker 02

  We'll say north. I like it.

• 1:47:39Speaker 07

  Northeast. Okay. I do think that those players, I like Rocco Beck. I think Rocco Beck is really good.

• 1:47:51Speaker 07

  I just wonder how we would view this team if I told you Iowa State went to the big house to take on Michigan or Iowa State was going to Columbus because essentially, and I know it's not the same apples to apples, but you're gonna have the Iowa State brand wearing a Penn State uniform. And so I think at some point that's that that's gonna factor. I like Matt Campbell, AKA Andrew Luck liked. Like I love Matt Campbell. He looks just like Andrew Luck. That's my dude. Really good coach. I thought he should have left Iowa State several years ago. He was that good. But to your point, to the question, is there gonna come a point when they look back and it may not be this season? Maybe it's after three seasons when you look back and Iowa State, they go eight and four, nine and three, eight and four.

• 1:48:34Speaker 07

  You're gonna yearn for the 10 and two seasons of James Franklin.

• 1:48:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:48:38Speaker 07

  So maybe that maybe because James Franklin was good for 10 wins a year. He just couldn't beat Ohio State and every nine and he couldn't beat Michigan. Like he just couldn't win the big one, but he could he could beat everybody. He could wipe the floor with Wisconsin and all these other schools, but he just couldn't beat win those two. So maybe not this year, but maybe in three years, when you look back and say, let's look at the first three years of Matt Campbell, James Franklin wasn't so bad.

• 1:49:03Speaker 00

  Hmm. It's southeast.

• 1:49:06Speaker 07

  I thought it was north.

• 1:49:07Speaker 00

  No, it's north. I'm looking at the map right now. No, no, it's, I mean, it's Ames, Iowa is, is, is more north than, than state college. It's directly east and it's a little touch south.

• 1:49:19Speaker 02

  I'm just gonna call it north. I'm gonna, I'm gonna stand with Booger on this one. It sounds better.

• 1:49:23Speaker 07

  I, that's fine. East, yeah, east, whatever. I told you I was directionally challenged.

• 1:49:27Speaker 00

  Hey, I got, I got, I got a bone to pick with you. You, uh, you said you didn't like the Kyle Pitts contract. It sounds like you don't understand the type of player that Kyle Pitts is going back to the NFL. Oh, actually, hold on, hold on. Do you not like the contract because it wasn't long enough? Cause that would be fair because I don't know if you know this fact, but Kyle Pitts has added exactly one touchdown to his total every single year that he's been in the NFL. His first year, he scored one touchdown. Second year, two, third year, three, fourth year, four, fifth year, five. If they had locked him up for another 10 years, we're talking about a 15 touchdown year for the tight end.

• 1:50:06Speaker 07

  Yeah. Okay. And that's how we're gonna view it then maybe.

• 1:50:09Speaker 00

  How else would you view it? It's, we got five years. He's gonna have six touchdowns next year, Booger. Seven the year after that, eight the year after that. You've locked him up. That's some pretty good production from your tight end position.

• 1:50:20Speaker 07

  Here's how I would view it. Think about the, take, take the money away and let's just spitball between us. Let's name the best tight ends in football. You ready? Let's go Trey McBride, uh, kiddo. Come on, help me out here.

• 1:50:35Speaker 02

  Kyle Pitts in 2030.

• 1:50:36Speaker 00

  Colston Loveland.

• 1:50:38Speaker 07

  Colston Loveland, uh, Tyler Warren, um, Travis Kelsey, if he's lubed up and warmed up like, I mean.

• 1:50:46Speaker 02

  All right. All right. Brock Bowers.

• 1:50:48Speaker 07

  How far?

• 1:50:49Speaker 02

  Brock Bowers for sure.

• 1:50:50Speaker 07

  Exactly. How far do we get before we get to Kyle Pitts? That's my, that's, that's my point.

• 1:50:55Speaker 00

  I think he's probably an unlubed Travis Kelsey.

• 1:51:00Speaker 07

  Oh, I, I'd still take Travis Kelsey over Kyle Pitts.

• 1:51:04Speaker 00

  Lubed up Travis Kelsey, yes, but unlubed Travis Kelsey.

• 1:51:07Speaker 07

  Not nice and warmed up. If he's nice and warm and he's, he's gone out and, and stretched the muscles and he's nice and, and, and icing hot up, like I'm taking Travis Kelsey. Right. So yeah, but I mean, I liked it. I like Kyle Pitts. He hasn't been a generational talent, which is what we said, what we were told he was going to be. He was six, six and two forty. He's a little, little taller than quarterback Drew Aller. Much faster too. I'm just saying he's much faster. Uh, but he was supposed to be like, he was supposed to change the game, be a matchup nightmare. And I'm always concerned about this. I'm always concerned about guy who has his best year in a contract year. Always concerned. It always concerns me.

• 1:51:44Speaker 00

  Fair. That is fair. Cause that does happen. And then you're like, oh shit, we just paid for it. And it's like, oh, I got paid. I'm not gonna have, I'm not gonna be as good anymore. But he also has not had the best, like it hasn't been the best quarterback situation. I don't know.

• 1:51:56Speaker 02

  Great moments, great moments last year.

• 1:51:57Speaker 07

  What's gonna change this year?

• 1:51:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. I, I, as I started to say that, I was like, wait dude, Tua might be like playing significant snaps for the Falcons this year.

• 1:52:08Speaker 02

  It's like, well, maybe. I, I, I still think Penix has a shot at it, but.

• 1:52:13Speaker 00

  He, well, I guess if he, if his ACL is perfect, yeah. He hasn't played. Yeah. Tua's, yeah. Okay. I, I take it back. You're right. Good point.

• 1:52:22Speaker 02

  Uh, what do you think about the, uh, the quarterback, two quarterback competitions? Uh, Kyler Murray beats out nine, J.J. McCarthy, and then whatever's happening, whatever you want to call it in Cleveland. I don't know if it's quarterback comp, whatever it is. What are your thoughts on those?

• 1:52:36Speaker 07

  So Kyler Murray beat out two people. He beat out J.J. McCarthy and then he beat out the alter ego nine.

• 1:52:41Speaker 02

  So nine is good. J.J., J.J. sucks. I've been very clear, but, but nine is the best quarterback.

• 1:52:48Speaker 07

  J.J. is terrible. The alter ego nine is, is something that like, like once he gets going, like I saw him go, I saw him one time and that was Monday night in Chicago. I think it was Monday night in Chicago, Big Cat. We saw nine come out.

• 1:52:59Speaker 00

  Yeah. Second half. Yeah. He was great.

• 1:53:01Speaker 07

  Other than, other than, other than that, we didn't see a whole lot of nine. Here's what I would say. Here's my rule of thumb. If you are an incumbent player and they bring in another player at your position to compete, then you've already lost the job. I don't care whether that's quarterback, running back, left tackle, whatever. If you are an incumbent, Michael Pennix, J.J. McCarthy, and they bring in somebody else to compete at that position, you've already lost the job. Because if the organization had faith in you, you don't bring in competition. So I, we all said Kyler Murray is gonna win the job. I think Deshaun Watson's gonna win the job. I think Tua Tagovailoa is gonna win the job because they brought in, uh, like Watson was already there, but the

• 1:53:43Speaker 07

  other two situation, the, they brought in someone to compete with the incumbent and I think that person's gonna win the job. I think Kyler opens up another dimension for the Minnesota offense, not just with his legs. I, I was, I was talking to somebody who, uh, happened to go to practice and they said that you'd be surprised how much Kyler plays on time. Like he's, he's not as much of a run around guy as you think. Yes, he does. He, he turns into the road runner at some point, but he plays in the pocket a lot more than you think. As far as Deshaun Watson, I mean, if I had sunk, what is it? It was two forty-three. He's got forty, so they, they

• 1:54:23Speaker 07

  mom, but they've almost paid him 200 million and he's probably played 12 games. Wouldn't you want to get something out of the 200 million you paid the guy?

• 1:54:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:54:31Speaker 07

  And you're owing 46 more. Like I'm gonna put him on the field. At some point, this is economics. If we're not gonna be good anyway, we played away Miles Garrett. I'm gonna put Deshaun Watson on the field. He's gonna start the season and I'm gonna at least get four games out of him. That way I can feel good about paying him all this money. And if he sucks, then we go to Shador Sanders and, and it's over. If he doesn't suck, then maybe we catch lightning in a bottle this year. Cause, cause Cleveland's defense is still legit.

• 1:54:57Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:54:57Speaker 07

  The defense is still good. I think some of the young playmakers, uh, that they have Concepcion, Judy, um, Dylan Sampson, like they have some playmakers. I think that, I think the Cleveland Browns could be, I don't hate to say this, but I'm gonna say it. I think the Browns could be the surprise of the AFC. Cause I think Deshaun Watson, I think Watson's gonna wind up being better than people think.

• 1:55:23Speaker 02

  Okay. Wow. Cause what, what you described, like we might as well put the guy out there and play because we paid that's the sunk cost fallacy. That's like, I, I would do the same thing too. But I think most good teams wouldn't, right? Like most teams that are, that wouldn't, it's really teams that would never find themselves in that predicament to begin with. But like, just because you're paying the guy a lot of money, we've seen a lot from him. Now, we were just talking about the other week, like he was legitimately a top five quarterback in the NFL when he was in Houston. So that does have to be in there somewhere.

• 1:55:55Speaker 07

  Legit top five. I'll never forget watching him in the post-game press conference when a reporter asked him a question about some coverage and he detailed the coverage like, like Peyton Manning does on Monday night on the Manning cast. Like he was talking about the safety and, and covered three and all this. And I'm like, man, that dude is on it. And like, we all know his ability to run. Uh, I just remember the, the Sean Watson at Clemson, man. Like he was, like he used to will his team to win. Now I know there's a lot that's transpired since then, but sometimes you can turn back the hands of time. I, I, I hope, I hope he turns back the hands of time. If, if not for this season, just for a moment where people like us who talk have to come on this microphone and say,

• 1:56:39Speaker 07

  man, it's Sean Watson. Not bad. Sean Watson.

• 1:56:43Speaker 02

  Hands of time, is that, is that a massage parlor? That's a good name for one.

• 1:56:47Speaker 00

  Hands of time would be good.

• 1:56:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:56:48Speaker 07

  I, all right. Turn, turn back the hands of time?

• 1:56:50Speaker 00

  I, I got a segue for you that, that kind of works. Um, if we're talking NFL and we'll do this quickly cause there's been awesome, Booger. We always appreciate your time. A team, you, you mentioned the AFC. I, from my perspective, it's like the NFC is so loaded at the top and they're, the Rams are gonna be really, really fucking good. The Seahawks should be really, really good. The NFC North is whole, as a whole, I think is gonna be like, I think the Lions are gonna have a great bounce back year. I think there's just a lot of, the AFC has more question marks and more teams. It's like, it kind of feels like anyone can grab it. I think I'm buying stock in the Texans because I honestly think that defense is so good. It was so nasty down the stretch that if CJ

• 1:57:28Speaker 00

  Stroud can just be like a little bit better than average. He doesn't have to be what he was in his first year. He just needs to just not be as bad as he was last year. That could be just a dangerous, dangerous team. Do you think CJ Stroud can somehow, has he hit rock bottom? Is he gonna come back and maybe get back to more of what he was to start his career?

• 1:57:51Speaker 07

  I think that's, that's the hope for the Texans, but I do think there's some doubt there because they haven't paid him a contract, right?

• 1:57:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:57:57Speaker 07

  Like all the other quarterbacks after their third year got in their contract, but the two quarterbacks that we have quote unquote doubted and haven't, CJ Stroud and Bryce Young. Like typically you get rewarded after your third year and then those guys haven't. Um, if CJ Stroud would have played like his rookie year last year, Texans go to the Super Bowl last year, without, without a shadow of a doubt. Texans go to the Super Bowl and take on Seattle. And then I think that defense, it would have been a battle of two of the best defenses we've seen. You're right, Big Cat. Their defense is nasty. It's legit. Two questions for the Texans. Can they run the football? All right. Cause Joe Mixon, um, he didn't play last year. I think he's out this year. Uh, may have to retire. They traded for David Montgomery.

• 1:58:39Speaker 07

  They want to be more physical. I love what they're doing there. Can they run the football? How much does Montgomery have to be the feature back without Jameer Gibbs in Detroit? And then CJ Stroud. If you tell me CJ Stroud was gonna throw for thirty five hundred, twenty eight touchdowns and four picks, you can pencil him into the AFC title game.

• 1:58:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:58:58Speaker 07

  Like you, you, you can pencil him in.

• 1:59:00Speaker 00

  I agree.

• 1:59:00Speaker 07

  That team is, that team is that talented. The problem is, we just don't know.

• 1:59:04Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah. But I do think they're gonna be able to run the ball better. I mean, remember, they kind of just, they threw away their entire offensive line two years ago. They, they, you know, with, with the moves they made. And so now you're, you're getting back to, hopefully they, they fixed it a little bit, but I, I just think that defense is so good and we, we just, the way they went out in the playoffs was so, so pathetic that it's like, oh, how are they gonna ever, you know? But up until that point, everyone was like, the Texans could be in the Super Bowl because of that defense. Just CJ Stroud. He just sucked.

• 1:59:37Speaker 07

  So let me ask you a question. Who, who would you have more confidence in? Next year, CJ Stroud or Trevor Lawrence? If I told you, you could have one next year? Which one you taking?

• 1:59:46Speaker 00

  Trevor. I'd say Trevor.

• 1:59:47Speaker 02

  I would take Trevor. I, I think Liam Cohen's done a great job with him. Yeah. I think that that relationship is gonna continue to develop. And I don't know if CJ is gonna get back to where he was his rookie year.

• 1:59:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, I would take Trevor just because of the offensive coordinator continuity, like Liam Cohen's there and, you know, D'Amico's an unbelievable coach, but he's a defensive coach. And I always kind of go towards the quarterbacks that get an offensive mind as their head coach, because you know, even if they trade out offensive coordinators, that's still gonna be there, you know, like, Kyle Shanahan's still gonna be there. Sean McVay's still gonna be there. You have that continuity year after year.

• 2:00:20Speaker 07

  I think I would agree with you because of the Liam Cohen factor. And I think we just saw how much, how big of a difference Liam made. But if you go back two years ago, think about the questions we were having about Trevor Lawrence. It just shows you.

• 2:00:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:00:31Speaker 07

  Like I, I think CJ missed Bobby Sloak a little bit. I, I do. I think the revolving door coordinator has kind of hurt him. And Liam Cohen, look at what Liam did with Baker. And look at Baker last year without Liam. And look at what Liam did with Trevor. And think about Trevor the year before with no Liam. So I think that's a good point you made.

• 2:00:46Speaker 02

  Okay. Let me ask you this, Booger. Uh, if you had to pick one of these two guys, CJ Stroud or Jackson Dart, who would you go with?

• 2:00:58Speaker 07

  Wow. Um, are, are we saying that Jackson Dart's gonna be healthy for sixteen, for seventeen?

• 2:01:04Speaker 02

  That's a question. Yeah. I mean, he's out there getting himself hurt in preseason.

• 2:01:07Speaker 00

  You see the blue tent?

• 2:01:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:01:09Speaker 00

  Already.

• 2:01:10Speaker 07

  Well, first of all, I, I tweeted this out earlier. Jackson is befoto. Why does he get, why does he go in the blue tent? Hey, big fella, here's a, here's a newsflash. When you get hit, don't lay on the ground and a ball like something's wrong. Pop back up and they won't send you to the blue tent.

• 2:01:24Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:01:24Speaker 07

  Somebody needs to tell him that. Um, I think because of the injury factor, I would go CJ Stroud and I, and I'd be, like, I'd really be nervous every week.

• 2:01:32Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah. Um, all right. I got one last question. It's actually gonna be from Zach. I don't know if you ever talked to Zach, Booger. Uh, Roback question, R H O B A C K dot com promo code TAKE. Twenty percent off your first purchase. Q Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, roback dot com. Promo code TAKE. By the way, Booger, you know that you are on the cover of our book that is out on Tuesday. So that's how much we love you.

• 2:01:54Speaker 07

  Oh, and by the way, I see you guys have the shirts. I need a shirt. I need, I, do, do they run small or big? But first of all?

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  Uh, I put on an XL and then I sat down and I switched to a two XL.

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  This is a medium.

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  Okay. So, so here's what I need. If you, if you can wear an XL, if you can wear a, if, if you're in a two X, I need a two X then.

• 2:02:13Speaker 00

  All right. Fine. Hey, Booger. Don't see some of the sisters. You're on the front cover, by the way. You are, you're, you're, you're sandwiched between, what a, what a, what a group. It is Tim Woods to your right, Mark Schlereth above you, and then Kyle Long below you. It's a pretty good spot. That's a pretty good spot.

• 2:02:32Speaker 07

  I'm surrounded by offensive linemen.

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  Yeah.

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  He's our dungeon master.

• 2:02:35Speaker 00

  He's our dungeon master from Dungeon and Dragons. He's actually the coolest of the four of you.

• 2:02:40Speaker 07

  I love it, man. Hey, you know, guys, you know how I feel about you. I appreciate you putting me on the book. I, I can't wait to get my T-shirt and a copy of the book.

• 2:02:47Speaker 00

  We'll send you one. We'll send you one. Yeah. All right. So Zach, you have the Roback question for Booger. How are you doing? Sorry, I did have a quick question. Uh, we were recently at the, uh, Big Ten Media Day. Uh, the energy and kind of the moxie some of those coaches are walking around with. It felt like a confirmation that the Big Ten has stolen

• 2:03:03Speaker 07

  the SEC. They've now, it felt like they've become the SEC almost. And I was wondering if you had any, uh, any pointers on how the SEC can get back to being the SEC, because their entire swag has been stolen.

• 2:03:14Speaker 07

  Yeah. So first of all, I, I wouldn't go that far, big fella. Let's, let's back off of that a little bit. That's, you know, uh, as far as the swagger being stolen, you don't, you don't, you don't become the dominant conference of a century almost, and then all of a sudden get your swagger stolen.

• 2:03:28Speaker 02

  Three national championships.

• 2:03:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, you've got it stolen. Three. Like one, two, three.

• 2:03:33Speaker 07

  Okay, but, okay. No problem.

• 2:03:36Speaker 00

  It's true. It's been stolen. It's been stolen. You, the fact that you even have to address that it's been stolen means it's been stolen.

• 2:03:43Speaker 07

  We're at the point in the crime where we, we're not ready to call it a theft yet. It's just, the Big Ten is a person of interest right now. Okay, let's just leave it at that.

• 2:03:52Speaker 00

  Okay. Okay.

• 2:03:54Speaker 07

  So here's the thing I'll say. The transfer portal and NIL has leveled the playing field. And what Indiana has done and what Michigan did and what Ohio State has done has been absolutely phenomenal. And I think the, the adjustment hasn't quite been made in the SEC. I think going to the nine game schedule is gonna hurt the SEC. And it would surprise me if the SEC doesn't win a championship this year. I think Notre Dame is the best team in the country. And that is a lot of good teams, but I told you, I marry Notre Dame right now. That's how much I believe in them. I do think if you're the SEC though, if you're Kirby and you're Lane and you're Brett Venables and you're some of these coaches that have that. See, the SEC was about moxie at one point, like Spurrier,

• 2:04:39Speaker 07

  Urban Meyer, Nick Saban, like these were coaches that got to the podium. They didn't just win. They got to the podium. They had swag. Like they talked, they talk at the podium, like Signetti right now? Signetti is that dude because he steps up to the podium and he says what's on his mind because he knows his team will back it up. Like I think before we, before the, we in the SEC get back to the championship level, we gotta get our swag back at the podium. And then that means Kirby, that means Lane, that means Pete Golding, that means Josh Hypal, that means Brett Venables, that means Sark. Like, and we started to see that this summer a little bit, right? Sark was popping off a little bit. All right. We saw Pete Golding pop off a little bit. Like that's what the, when we knew we were the big dog,

• 2:05:24Speaker 07

  everybody knew we were the big dog. We gotta get back to that again.

• 2:05:27Speaker 00

  When Ben Johnson does it, you don't like it.

• 2:05:29Speaker 07

  But that's pro football.

• 2:05:30Speaker 00

  Oh, I'm just saying. He, he talked a little talk. He talked a little shit and then he went backed it up and beat the Packers in the playoffs.

• 2:05:38Speaker 07

  It, it's okay for Ben Johnson to not like Matt LaFleur and to talk shit to Matt LaFleur, but you better be careful.

• 2:05:43Speaker 00

  Hey.

• 2:05:44Speaker 07

  You better be careful when you start talking shit to everybody else in the National Football League, like the Seattle Seahawks.

• 2:05:49Speaker 00

  Oh, the, the McVay coaching tree is gonna come for him. Oh, no. What are they gonna do? Give him a hard handshake?

• 2:05:55Speaker 07

  It, it's amazing how your demeanor has changed.

• 2:05:57Speaker 00

  No, I'm just saying, no, listen, I think the Bears could miss the playoffs this year, but I like that Ben Johnson has this shit to him. He's like, I'm not scared of everyone.

• 2:06:06Speaker 07

  Let's go back four years ago when the Bears sucked and you didn't even want to talk about the Bears.

• 2:06:09Speaker 00

  I agree, but that was Matt Eberflus. Ben Johnson has changed my life.

• 2:06:14Speaker 07

  I know. And now all of a sudden you want to talk shit and you're good.

• 2:06:17Speaker 00

  Well, I didn't talk the shit. Whoa, whoa. I didn't talk the shit. I, listen, I'm scared about, about the Bears. Bears have a tough schedule. I, like I said, I already said the Lions are gonna be good this year. Like the Lions are the team that everyone forgot about. They lost a lot of close games last year. I think the Lions are gonna be really good. I, anything can happen in the NFL. I would prefer though, a coach that talks a little shit and has that like swagger, like you said, the SEC needs to get back, has that shit to them, like fuck everyone. I'm here to win games and win, like win them convincingly versus a coach like a Matt Eberflus or a Matt Nagy who's a nice guy to everyone.

• 2:06:52Speaker 07

  I'm gonna see exactly how you feel about the Bears. Number of wins that you would be, that you would not be disappointed with for your Chicago Bears. Give me a number out of seventeen.

• 2:07:03Speaker 00

  I think they gotta win ten games, because that seems like the playoffs. I think it's the playoffs. You gotta get back to the playoffs.

• 2:07:08Speaker 07

  Ten and, ten and seven, you're good.

• 2:07:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, because I think there's, there's a way, you could be a ten and seven team and be a good team. Like there's that, that, like, given your schedule, you could be a good team at ten and seven. You could get the playoffs. It's really not number of wins. Get to the playoffs. Get back to the playoffs.

• 2:07:24Speaker 07

  PFT, I, I'll ask you the same question. And, and, and I'm sure there can't be a five in it. So tell me the number of wins that the, that the commanders could get where you wouldn't be disappointed.

• 2:07:34Speaker 02

  I got too much respect for this league, Booger, to, to guarantee any win. We're taking it day by day.

• 2:07:38Speaker 00

  Well, I didn't guarantee.

• 2:07:40Speaker 02

  Too much respect for the National Football League. I'm calling it the National Football League and not the NFL.

• 2:07:47Speaker 07

  Are you kidding me?

• 2:07:48Speaker 02

  You gotta answer. Too much respect for this league, Booger.

• 2:07:51Speaker 07

  Too much respect for that. Are you kidding me?

• 2:07:52Speaker 02

  No, I, I think, I think I'm gonna put it at playoffs. No, but whatever it takes to get to the playoffs, anything less than that'll be disappointing. So if it's nine and eight, we get to playoffs, I'm fine.

• 2:08:02Speaker 07

  I, I hear you. Okay.

• 2:08:04Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:08:04Speaker 07

  On record, both of y'all.

• 2:08:05Speaker 00

  That's how I feel. I'll be disappointed if the Bears don't make the playoffs. Absolutely.

• 2:08:08Speaker 02

  And if, if the commanders don't make the playoffs, Dan Quinn, see you later. That's just how it's gonna be. I, I, I like him as a person. I like him as a coach. Uh, but the, the hot seat is very much there for Dan Quinn. Because if it doesn't happen this year, then you know they're gonna try to hire some, like a hot shot offensive mind to work with Jayden.

• 2:08:25Speaker 00

  And if the Bears don't make the playoffs, Ben Johnson's still a genius. I'll figure out who else to blame.

• 2:08:31Speaker 07

  You just opened up a whole conversation really quick. Coaches on, the coaches going into the season on the hot seat. Dan Quinn, Aaron Glenn, probably Todd Bowles. Who else?

• 2:08:42Speaker 02

  Definitely Todd.

• 2:08:44Speaker 07

  Shane Steichen.

• 2:08:45Speaker 00

  Um, uh, we, like, Florio put Harbaugh on there, which was crazy to me, but he did put him on. Sirianni's gotta be on there just because it's Philadelphia.

• 2:08:58Speaker 07

  Oh, you, yeah. And that, and that's a crazy situation. He, I've never seen a coach who gets less credit for going to two Super Bowls and winning one that he does.

• 2:09:05Speaker 00

  Facts. He's a good coach, but you know that he'll be on the hot seat if it doesn't go well.

• 2:09:10Speaker 07

  Right. So who are we missing? Anybody?

• 2:09:12Speaker 00

  Oh, do we say Todd Bowles? Todd Bowles is fired. Todd Bowles is fired.

• 2:09:15Speaker 07

  Yeah, I said, I said Bowles. I said Glenn. We said Shane Steichen. We said. Uh, Dan Quinn, who else?

• 2:09:21Speaker 00

  I think that's about it.

• 2:09:22Speaker 02

  That's probably, I'm trying to think, uh.

• 2:09:23Speaker 00

  There was a lot of turnover.

• 2:09:24Speaker 02

  Sean Payton, no, yeah, all the ones that, there were a lot last year.

• 2:09:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:09:28Speaker 07

  There was 10 last year.

• 2:09:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:09:30Speaker 07

  Yeah, there was 10.

• 2:09:31Speaker 00

  Oh, Zach Taylor. Zach Taylor would definitely be on the hot seat.

• 2:09:35Speaker 07

  Hey, he might be gone by midseason.

• 2:09:37Speaker 00

  I, I think Zach Taylor's a good coach, but I, I, he would definitely be on the hot seat because it feels like the whole Bengals, you know, situation is there.

• 2:09:44Speaker 02

  And Buck, you're familiar with Joe Brady, given his, uh, some of his work at LSU, won the national championship team. Um, what do you expect for him as a head coach? I feel like basically what I, what I expect is like, just a lot of the same offensive stuff for Josh. I don't think much is going to change, but I don't know, like they're going to miss some of that defensive shit that they had to him because say what you want about the guy, but they had a good defensive head coach. So I don't, I don't know what the team identity is going to be like with Joe.

• 2:10:11Speaker 07

  So Joe Brady took over for Sean McDermott for two reasons. One, because he was a really good offensive coordinator and really good with the quarterback. So that has to continue. But the second reason he took over because the defense needed to become more aggressive. So bring in Jim Leonard and now he's the defensive coordinator. And here's the thing about Buffalo. Buffalo won 10, 11, 12, 13 games every season. They got into postseason every year. It is literally a Super Bowl or bust. I don't think I've ever seen a situation where a head coach was a rookie head coach and the only thing that he could do to say it was a successful season is get to the Super Bowl. I can't think of another coach and Joe Brady, because of the success that

• 2:10:54Speaker 07

  Sean McDermott had, is in that situation that if they don't go to the Super Bowl, they don't have to win it, but Buffalo at least has to get there. Anything less, it's a failure and you fire Sean McDermott, I think a couple of years maybe too soon.

• 2:11:10Speaker 02

  Okay. I would, I would have said maybe the other way around because the, he's a great coach, but the sad losses were just piling up. And to an extent that has to affect you on a personal level.

• 2:11:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:11:21Speaker 07

  It affects you on a personal level, but I mean, in order to dance, you gotta get there. He got him there a lot.

• 2:11:26Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 2:11:26Speaker 07

  And sometimes the ball just doesn't bounce your way, man. And so now they, you know, the, the Pagula family has put, and Brandon Bean has put Joe Brady in this situation. It's Super Bowl or bust, man. Really? Like, I can't think of another coach who was a first year coach, who that was the only thing he could do to be successful.

• 2:11:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:11:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:11:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, it's true. It's a good point. Um, all right, Buck, you're the best. We will send you a book. Uh, we love having you on. We'll see you again in, in, in a month or so, once football's going. We can talk about real football on the field, but uh, you're the best, man. Thank you.

• 2:11:58Speaker 07

  No problem. I need a book and a shirt and some more Stella blue coffee because I'm fresh out.

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• 2:14:13Speaker 00

  Okay. Before we do Mount Rushmore, some breaking moods.

• 2:14:17Speaker 00

  Breaking moods.

• 2:14:20Speaker 00

  I would like to officially disavow the memeing of Jaden Daniels.

• 2:14:24Speaker 02

  Okay. Why?

• 2:14:25Speaker 00

  Cause I saw one that's like, it's too far. It's not. The Chicago Fire said, don't tell Jaden Daniels, but that's five in a row for the fire. Come on, MLS, we can't do it. Like, that's just too much. You're, we can't, it wasn't against MLS, like, it's, it's, we've gone too far. So I'm on your PFT, I, I am now standing. I will, I will, I will hold a pitchfork with you hand in hand and be like, hey, no more of that.

• 2:14:47Speaker 02

  I think it's, uh, it's just like when the brands get too involved in it.

• 2:14:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:14:50Speaker 02

  That's, that's.

• 2:14:51Speaker 00

  But MLS is too far.

• 2:14:52Speaker 02

  MLS.

• 2:14:52Speaker 00

  You can't have MLS being in front of your quarterback.

• 2:14:54Speaker 02

  Yeah. They wouldn't know what it's like to win a real trophy to begin with.

• 2:14:57Speaker 00

  That's crazy.

• 2:14:59Speaker 02

  But anyone else like to disavow? I actually take, I say, I say, I say meme away. I would, I would be making all the jokes if it wasn't my quarterback. But because that's how, so this is how American sports fandom works. If it's a team that you root for, you dive really into the minutia of it and, and you discover why it's actually not as bad as everybody's saying. When it's a team that you root against, you don't care about any, any details.

• 2:15:23Speaker 00

  Correct.

• 2:15:23Speaker 02

  And you're like, ha, this is funny for me to laugh at. I'm just, sometimes you gotta be on the, uh, on the shit end of that stick.

• 2:15:29Speaker 00

  Sometimes you're the hammer, sometimes you're the nail.

• 2:15:31Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 2:15:31Speaker 05

  We have some serious breaking moods.

• 2:15:33Speaker 00

  Oh, breaking moods.

• 2:15:34Speaker 05

  You're gonna, this is, this is very.

• 2:15:36Speaker 03

  How do I do a serious cow?

• 2:15:37Speaker 05

  Close to you, big cat.

• 2:15:38Speaker 00

  Danzby Swanson's okay?

• 2:15:39Speaker 06

  Do the serious cow.

• 2:15:42Speaker 00

  Oh, yes, I saw it. I tweeted about it. The guy, uh, Jay Lucarelli, I don't know if you guys saw this guy. He was on TikTok and he was trying to throw a perfect game with Roy Oswalt on MLB, or sorry, MVP Baseball 2005, the best game that's ever been created, baseball game. He went like 1900 games. He would literally just, he would just sit on TikTok live, play, the minute he gave up a hitter or a walk or an error, he would just stop the game and restart it. He's, he started, I think 1900 games. He has officially thrown a perfect game. Congratulations to Jay. That's an incredible accomplishment. Congrats, Jay. I, I have to say, I watched way too much of this. I would just tune in. He would, there

• 2:16:25Speaker 00

  was a stretch where I watched, I watched him just like give up a hit in like five second innings in a, in a row. And I was just like, what am I doing?

• 2:16:34Speaker 02

  Good for that guy.

• 2:16:35Speaker 00

  Good for him.

• 2:16:36Speaker 03

  Good for him.

• 2:16:37Speaker 00

  Good for him. Congrats to Jay. Uh, okay. Mount Rushmore time. We have the Mount Rushmore of professions that deserve walkout music.

• 2:16:48Speaker 00

  The scores are memes, Max and myself, 51. For the first time, I believe, all of Mount Rushmore season, we have a new team in second place. Hank and Zach with 38 and then PFT with 37.

• 2:17:06Speaker 02

  Anyone's game?

• 2:17:07Speaker 03

  Road dogs.

• 2:17:08Speaker 02

  Where are we now?

• 2:17:09Speaker 03

  We're home.

• 2:17:11Speaker 02

  You're like, uh, Cal Tucker.

• 2:17:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:17:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:17:15Speaker 00

  Okay. You guys ready?

• 2:17:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:17:18Speaker 02

  Not really. I'll be honest. Like, probably not.

• 2:17:21Speaker 00

  Okay. Uh, we have first pick?

• 2:17:24Speaker 06

  We have first pick and then Zach and Hank and then PFT.

• 2:17:30Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:17:32Speaker 00

  Oh no, you thought you had third?

• 2:17:35Speaker 03

  And Zach. Oh my.

• 2:17:37Speaker 00

  You strategized for, for a second pick?

• 2:17:39Speaker 03

  And I was like, I, this was on me. I was like, yeah, we got third. I was like, I actually feel like we got it. Like, we got them, we got the order down now. We didn't even have to double check.

• 2:17:47Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:17:48Speaker 03

  We didn't.

• 2:17:50Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:17:51Speaker 00

  All right. So we have first pick.

• 2:17:53Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 2:17:53Speaker 00

  Uh, I think it's only fair, we, we talked about this, which Hank, Hank declared collusion because we're like, oh, it's the one we talked about. He's like collusion. I was like, Hank, we talked about it on the show. Thanks for listening. He's like, oh yeah, I didn't catch up.

• 2:18:08Speaker 02

  It's public, public information.

• 2:18:10Speaker 00

  But yeah, we started this Mount Rushmore on the show last week, I believe, or two weeks ago, but we threw out there then and we'll throw out for our first pick, Doctor. Doctor having walkout music where you come in, you got a good prognosis and it's something happy. Maybe some like Hall & Oates or yacht rock. You come in, it's like, hey, you got a torn ACL. It's the NFL injury. It's the Fox injury music playing. It'd be electric. It's like, this is, and you know, like, you know, if you're getting your balls touched, you're going to want some, some type of like bow, chika wow wow music going. You could, you could do it all. Maybe a touch tunes when you sit down on that, on that stupid paper on that table.

• 2:18:46Speaker 02

  Touch tunes should be everywhere.

• 2:18:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:18:47Speaker 02

  That's another, another Mount Rushmore, places that should have touch tunes.

• 2:18:51Speaker 00

  Yeah. Or things that should be everywhere.

• 2:18:52Speaker 02

  Yeah. Things that should be, things you like that you wish were in more places.

• 2:18:56Speaker 00

  Yeah. Okay. We'll do that later this week. Uh, all right. So Doctor is our one one.

• 2:19:02Speaker 03

  And now we're up.

• 2:19:03Speaker 00

  Now you're up.

• 2:19:04Speaker 03

  All right. Uh, we are going to go with firefighters.

• 2:19:08Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:19:09Speaker 05

  We, we thought about it.

• 2:19:11Speaker 00

  They kind of have.

• 2:19:12Speaker 05

  Already have one.

• 2:19:12Speaker 00

  Walkout music gets a siren.

• 2:19:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, but like imagine them like having like.

• 2:19:17Speaker 00

  Anibel?

• 2:19:17Speaker 03

  Music, like that they were like blasting, like on the way to a fire.

• 2:19:21Speaker 02

  Yeah. Do they do like?

• 2:19:22Speaker 03

  Like thunderstruck.

• 2:19:23Speaker 02

  Like.

• 2:19:24Speaker 03

  Welcome to the jungle.

• 2:19:25Speaker 02

  Choreographed walkout.

• 2:19:26Speaker 03

  Enter Sandman.

• 2:19:27Speaker 02

  Like, help, my, my baby's in that room and they're like too busy doing their.

• 2:19:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:19:31Speaker 03

  Well, like imagine, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 2:19:35Speaker 02

  Hang on the trumpet.

• 2:19:35Speaker 03

  It's literally like a closer. Yeah. It's like a closer. Like all of a sudden, like they're sitting in there watching like TV, whatever, hanging around. And then all of a sudden like enter, enter Sandman comes on. It's not like they're going one by one. They all just run.

• 2:19:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:19:46Speaker 03

  And then by the time, you know, the songs at its, at its peak, they, you know, it takes them a couple of minutes, enough time for a song, they're rolling.

• 2:19:52Speaker 00

  If someone dies in the fire, they're like, shit, we probably should have listened to Enter Sandman.

• 2:19:55Speaker 03

  No, it's the same as the fire. It's in, in lieu of a siren.

• 2:19:59Speaker 00

  Got it.

• 2:20:01Speaker 00

  You need to keep the siren though.

• 2:20:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:20:03Speaker 00

  That siren is very important.

• 2:20:04Speaker 03

  Right.

• 2:20:04Speaker 00

  For like, yeah, actually like driving and stuff.

• 2:20:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:20:07Speaker 00

  Blaring down the street.

• 2:20:08Speaker 03

  No, for the driving, you need the siren, but the walk up, like the, the walkout music.

• 2:20:12Speaker 00

  Walk out of the truck or walk into the truck?

• 2:20:16Speaker 03

  Walk into the truck and pulling out of the firehouse.

• 2:20:19Speaker 00

  Got it. Okay. Okay.

• 2:20:21Speaker 02

  Good pick.

• 2:20:21Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 2:20:22Speaker 02

  We had our list. Um, this is my one, once I'm, I'm happy that it made it third. I'm going to take.

• 2:20:29Speaker 02

  Judge.

• 2:20:29Speaker 00

  Yep, we had it.

• 2:20:31Speaker 05

  Damn it.

• 2:20:31Speaker 02

  Judge.

• 2:20:32Speaker 05

  I, I thought about ma- maybe ma-

• 2:20:34Speaker 02

  It's a good pick.

• 2:20:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, no.

• 2:20:35Speaker 02

  Because, because the judge interest in the courtroom already has that moment where. Everyone's looking around like, oh, it's just gonna be silent for a while, but like.

• 2:20:44Speaker 00

  Chill out, Max.

• 2:20:45Speaker 02

  If that had some serious, like some vibes when he was coming out. Imagine if Dreams of Nightmares came on.

• 2:20:51Speaker 00

  That's a good pick. We had it.

• 2:20:52Speaker 02

  When the judge was coming out. Yeah.

• 2:20:55Speaker 02

  Uh, sounds like it was Max's one.

• 2:20:57Speaker 00

  Well, he decided it was his one after we talked about how we had to talk.

• 2:21:00Speaker 05

  But the more I was thinking about it, I was gonna say.

• 2:21:02Speaker 00

  And he also didn't even come up with it. I thought of Judge.

• 2:21:05Speaker 05

  I never said that I came. Why, why are you so upset over there?

• 2:21:07Speaker 00

  Why are you so upset? We're trying to fuck.

• 2:21:09Speaker 05

  You're upset.

• 2:21:10Speaker 00

  We're fighting for Mount Rushmore.

• 2:21:11Speaker 05

  No, we're not.

• 2:21:12Speaker 00

  See, I take pride in our Mount Rushmore. We're not giving up. Wouldn't you guys, you guys would rather us still play?

• 2:21:18Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah. This is all working out great for me. I like that you guys are fighting.

• 2:21:22Speaker 00

  Ma- Max just wants to.

• 2:21:23Speaker 05

  I don't know why he got all mad. You're, he's getting all upset over there.

• 2:21:25Speaker 03

  I do think once you clinch though, we gotta have a conversation.

• 2:21:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, once we clinch, but we haven't clinched.

• 2:21:29Speaker 03

  Right.

• 2:21:29Speaker 00

  Absolutely.

• 2:21:30Speaker 05

  We'll have one second place out of the next three weeks.

• 2:21:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, like what if, what if Max got injured during a meaningless Mount Rushmore?

• 2:21:35Speaker 03

  You guys know what to do.

• 2:21:38Speaker 00

  What?

• 2:21:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:21:40Speaker 03

  Nothing. I was coughing.

• 2:21:42Speaker 02

  Sorry. What was the cough for? You guys know what to do. What should they do? What, what do they know what to do?

• 2:21:46Speaker 03

  Drinking water.

• 2:21:47Speaker 02

  What do they know what to do? What was that about?

• 2:21:49Speaker 03

  I, I was, I was just coughing.

• 2:21:51Speaker 00

  It did seem suspicious.

• 2:21:52Speaker 02

  Very suspicious.

• 2:21:53Speaker 00

  Really suspicious.

• 2:21:54Speaker 02

  I, I'm not sure what it means.

• 2:21:55Speaker 00

  I don't either, but it's.

• 2:21:56Speaker 02

  How bad it could be. It probably doesn't make any sense, but it just.

• 2:21:58Speaker 03

  It doesn't make any sense. I was coughing.

• 2:21:59Speaker 00

  You're suspect.

• 2:22:00Speaker 03

  I was, the, the serious mood like messed up my throat.

• 2:22:03Speaker 02

  You know what to do.

• 2:22:04Speaker 00

  You know what to do. I don't know.

• 2:22:05Speaker 02

  Wink, wink.

• 2:22:06Speaker 00

  I don't know what to do.

• 2:22:07Speaker 02

  Yeah. I don't think anyone knows what Hank meant by it, but especially Hank.

• 2:22:11Speaker 00

  Feed you my picks?

• 2:22:12Speaker 03

  N- no.

• 2:22:13Speaker 00

  Oh. Throw it?

• 2:22:15Speaker 03

  No.

• 2:22:17Speaker 02

  We would never throw it.

• 2:22:18Speaker 03

  I know.

• 2:22:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:22:19Speaker 03

  I know you guys know.

• 2:22:20Speaker 00

  What to do?

• 2:22:23Speaker 00

  You have to hear other picks.

• 2:22:24Speaker 02

  Alright, so Judge one, and then, uh, second.

• 2:22:29Speaker 02

  I'm gonna go with, uh, Benihana Chef.

• 2:22:31Speaker 00

  Hmm, that's good.

• 2:22:33Speaker 05

  That's good.

• 2:22:33Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 2:22:34Speaker 00

  That's good.

• 2:22:35Speaker 02

  Before the meal starts, shows up at the table, maybe spins the spatulas around, gets in the first trick.

• 2:22:40Speaker 00

  That's good.

• 2:22:40Speaker 02

  Has the music still going. Thunderstruck again would be great for that. Thunderstruck is just, it's the perfect walkout song for anything.

• 2:22:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:22:48Speaker 03

  Uh, we are going to go, is that you, you say it?

• 2:22:51Speaker 00

  Uh, for two, we'll go.

• 2:22:53Speaker 03

  Don't, don't, don't be sexist though.

• 2:22:55Speaker 00

  We'll just go with, uh, sales.

• 2:22:57Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 2:22:58Speaker 03

  Salesperson.

• 2:22:59Speaker 00

  Salesperson.

• 2:23:00Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:23:01Speaker 03

  Like though, I'm thinking of the guys like, uh, they're like basically like the pyramid scheme guys where it's like they do like the, the pump up music.

• 2:23:08Speaker 00

  They're coming out to fuck you.

• 2:23:10Speaker 03

  And it's like.

• 2:23:12Speaker 00

  Like the sales are starting, they're trying to like screw you or something.

• 2:23:15Speaker 02

  Get ready for this.

• 2:23:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's it. Get, get fired up.

• 2:23:17Speaker 02

  Like time.

• 2:23:18Speaker 00

  Was that walkout music or is that just music in the meeting before?

• 2:23:21Speaker 03

  It's wa- it's walking, like walking out from, you know, the elevator to your desk.

• 2:23:26Speaker 00

  Got it.

• 2:23:27Speaker 02

  To start your day.

• 2:23:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:23:28Speaker 02

  Before you pick up the phone.

• 2:23:29Speaker 03

  I mean, that's, that's, that's walkout music is literally like what you do to start, yeah.

• 2:23:33Speaker 00

  Alright, uh, I think we go three and nine. You guys like those?

• 2:23:38Speaker 05

  I don't like three.

• 2:23:39Speaker 00

  What?

• 2:23:40Speaker 05

  I like seven or eight and I like fourteen. I think nine we can get last.

• 2:23:45Speaker 02

  About seven.

• 2:23:46Speaker 00

  No, I think we're.

• 2:23:47Speaker 02

  Seven. I like twelve.

• 2:23:49Speaker 05

  I, nine.

• 2:23:50Speaker 00

  Shut up about twelve.

• 2:23:50Speaker 05

  Nine is my, is.

• 2:23:53Speaker 05

  Nine is strongest. Uh, let's just go with nine. Let's just go with nine.

• 2:23:56Speaker 00

  We could save it, but if it gets picked, I'm gonna fucking be pissed at you.

• 2:23:59Speaker 05

  Let's take it. Let's take it. Let's take it.

• 2:24:00Speaker 00

  No, no, no, no, you're right. Let's play this correctly.

• 2:24:05Speaker 05

  I said, let's take it.

• 2:24:06Speaker 00

  What did you say?

• 2:24:06Speaker 05

  For the record, I said, let's take it.

• 2:24:07Speaker 00

  You didn't like three? Three's a strong one.

• 2:24:11Speaker 05

  Alright, go for it.

• 2:24:13Speaker 00

  Memes?

• 2:24:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, go for it.

• 2:24:15Speaker 00

  Alright, uh, our next pick is going to be, uh, substitute teacher. When your substitute teacher walks in, no better feeling. Yeah, what? You don't like that?

• 2:24:23Speaker 03

  Me and Zach talked about this. I just think it's like, you're already like, what if, what if the substitute teacher has lame music? Like they're screwed.

• 2:24:31Speaker 00

  No, they have awesome music because they're the substitute teacher.

• 2:24:34Speaker 03

  I know. Think about substitute teacher like.

• 2:24:37Speaker 00

  Yeah, but that's the best.

• 2:24:38Speaker 05

  Substitute teacher walks out with the TV rolling in.

• 2:24:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, they're like, hey guys, we're not gonna learn today. Here's the fucking thunderstruck.

• 2:24:44Speaker 02

  That, that was the example I, I gave the other day and it's like.

• 2:24:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:24:48Speaker 02

  A substitute teacher, it could also go the other way where it's like, that's the sub that means business.

• 2:24:53Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 2:24:53Speaker 02

  And so it's like the undertaker.

• 2:24:55Speaker 05

  There's no subs that mean business.

• 2:24:56Speaker 02

  But that would still be, I think it's still be, yeah.

• 2:24:59Speaker 03

  There's always a couple of subs I mean.

• 2:25:00Speaker 00

  You have a day, but they, but you don't take them seriously. No one takes substitute teachers seriously. That's a day off.

• 2:25:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, but yeah.

• 2:25:08Speaker 02

  I'm not even saying it as a knock. I'm saying that intimidating music for your most intimidating sub would be cool.

• 2:25:13Speaker 00

  Alright, you guys gotta tell me if you had this one because this is the debate that Max thinks we can get this in the fourth line, fourth round, but I think this is a. All time, I, I need this. Blackjack dealer. When they change over.

• 2:25:25Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:25:25Speaker 00

  Did you guys have it?

• 2:25:26Speaker 03

  No.

• 2:25:26Speaker 02

  No.

• 2:25:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:25:27Speaker 02

  Did not have it.

• 2:25:28Speaker 00

  But it, I mean, you know the changeover when you've been sitting there for too long and they do their hand thing. And then you get a nice, then you get thunderstruck.

• 2:25:37Speaker 05

  If you're, if you're on a cold streak, you need, you need to switch up.

• 2:25:41Speaker 00

  And if you're on a hot streak, it's gonna be like the Star Wars music coming in, being like, this guy's about to kill me. Blackjack dealer. Do you like to pick?

• 2:25:50Speaker 03

  I don't know if I was playing blackjack and like someone, like I would be intimidated like, cause, cause you know. Walkout music, like you think closers, you know, God fuck.

• 2:25:59Speaker 00

  The vibe of the person.

• 2:26:00Speaker 03

  Like what if he comes out to the undertaker music and you're like, oh, I'm, I'm just gonna die.

• 2:26:04Speaker 05

  It's all about where you are, where you currently are. If you're on a hot streak, it's not good.

• 2:26:09Speaker 03

  Streak and then like all of a sudden.

• 2:26:10Speaker 05

  But if you're not on a hot streak, you, you'll take any sort of switch.

• 2:26:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:26:16Speaker 00

  It's not as strong as like a dude in a, uh, zip up vest coming out of the elevator to sit at his desk for nine hours.

• 2:26:25Speaker 03

  You've never done sales.

• 2:26:27Speaker 00

  Yes, I have. It's not fun.

• 2:26:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, you need a little motivation. You need a little inspiration. You need a little pep, you know, pep in your step.

• 2:26:34Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:26:35Speaker 02

  I bet we do have a, a very high percentage of salespeople listeners.

• 2:26:38Speaker 00

  Yeah. It's hard job.

• 2:26:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, tough job.

• 2:26:41Speaker 00

  You gotta fucking, tough job, man.

• 2:26:42Speaker 02

  They tell you smile and dial.

• 2:26:43Speaker 00

  Tough hole, man.

• 2:26:44Speaker 03

  What, if we took the four most common jobs. What percentage of those are the biggest amount of listeners? I actually think sales guys, it's less. Because maybe like traveling salespeople, because they're on the road.

• 2:26:59Speaker 00

  Right.

• 2:26:59Speaker 03

  But.

• 2:27:00Speaker 00

  Students one.

• 2:27:06Speaker 00

  Well, if you did percent, if you did not total number.

• 2:27:09Speaker 03

  Find the four most common.

• 2:27:10Speaker 00

  If you did not total number, but percentage, like if there's three hundred of this job in the world and. Two hundred and eighty of them, that would be the highest percentage, obviously, but not, obviously like there's more salespeople. Scouts, NFL scouts. I think we're at like ninety percent. Every time we've gone.

• 2:27:26Speaker 03

  Social people.

• 2:27:27Speaker 00

  Every time we've gone to a college game, scouts will come up and be like, I'm in my car all the time and I just like listening to bad opinions. And we're like, thank you so much.

• 2:27:37Speaker 02

  I was gonna say, uh, college tight ends. I, I think we're probably batting ninety-five percent.

• 2:27:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:27:44Speaker 02

  If you're a tight end on any college football team, doesn't matter which one. Thanks for listening.

• 2:27:48Speaker 00

  Alright, Hank, you're up.

• 2:27:51Speaker 03

  We're in a weird spot.

• 2:27:52Speaker 00

  Okay. Cause you already took sales.

• 2:27:54Speaker 03

  Yeah. Which I thought was a good pick, but now I'm second guessing it. I don't know about these other ones. Uh.

• 2:28:01Speaker 02

  Just make a good pick.

• 2:28:01Speaker 03

  Let's just trust the gut. It's got us in second place.

• 2:28:07Speaker 03

  Moms.

• 2:28:09Speaker 00

  Okay. I get it. I get it.

• 2:28:15Speaker 00

  I get it.

• 2:28:17Speaker 05

  Wa- walk out to what?

• 2:28:20Speaker 03

  Whatever it may be. Could be the Wiggles, could be Taylor Swift, could be Miss Rachel, could be like if they're trying to lay the law down, like it's dinner time, like you put on some scary music, like.

• 2:28:28Speaker 00

  I don't hate it.

• 2:28:29Speaker 05

  Or getting ready to go, run the errands or cook the dinner.

• 2:28:31Speaker 00

  I have to be honest.

• 2:28:32Speaker 05

  One of the hardest jobs ever.

• 2:28:33Speaker 00

  It's ridiculous, but I don't hate it.

• 2:28:36Speaker 02

  I get it. I get it.

• 2:28:39Speaker 00

  I'm just thinking about it.

• 2:28:40Speaker 05

  Respect the moms.

• 2:28:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:28:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, respect the moms.

• 2:28:42Speaker 00

  Okay. Take dads. Dads coming over from work is a good pick.

• 2:28:50Speaker 00

  Dads coming over from work is a big time pick.

• 2:28:52Speaker 05

  That's honestly a banger.

• 2:28:53Speaker 02

  You know, you know what's crazy is. I had moms on my list.

• 2:28:57Speaker 05

  Did you?

• 2:28:58Speaker 02

  I did not have dads, but now that I think about it. I think dads is better.

• 2:29:03Speaker 05

  I'm gonna want, I'm gonna want dads if it comes.

• 2:29:06Speaker 02

  Dads. I'm taking dads.

• 2:29:08Speaker 03

  So you think dads is a harder job than moms?

• 2:29:10Speaker 02

  No, I think dads.

• 2:29:11Speaker 00

  No, that's not the Mount Rushmore.

• 2:29:12Speaker 02

  I think.

• 2:29:12Speaker 03

  But like ma- yeah.

• 2:29:14Speaker 02

  No, I think dads, I think dads.

• 2:29:15Speaker 03

  You think dads?

• 2:29:16Speaker 02

  Is a funnier pick because dads like are way more likely to fuck stuff up.

• 2:29:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:29:20Speaker 02

  Like in their intro or take themselves way too seriously in their intro and then come in and screw everything up.

• 2:29:26Speaker 00

  I don't want to tell you how to do your Mount Rush. Is dads the official pick?

• 2:29:28Speaker 02

  Dads, uh, dads is the pick.

• 2:29:31Speaker 05

  Step dads would be so funny.

• 2:29:34Speaker 03

  Take it.

• 2:29:35Speaker 00

  The stepdad, it's like, no one wants to see the stepdad showing up.

• 2:29:38Speaker 02

  I'm thinking actually stepmoms might be an even better one.

• 2:29:44Speaker 00

  Stepdad having music would be, because he'd just be like, aw, damn, like maybe even just a laugh track, like a. Boom, boom, wah.

• 2:29:52Speaker 02

  Alright, my last one. I actually thought about taking first. I'm glad that it lasted this long. Uh, pizza delivery guy. When he shows up at your house.

• 2:30:00Speaker 05

  What I wanted to take in the last round when I said that blackjack would come back.

• 2:30:04Speaker 00

  Alright.

• 2:30:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, pizza delivery guy. How awesome is that? You're hungry. Everybody's looking forward to you. You get like a smoke machine going too, knock on the door and you step in, you like slink down on the table. Then you like, you know, you, you do the guns, maybe a little backflip, maybe the splits. Just real classy shit.

• 2:30:21Speaker 05

  Who's up?

• 2:30:22Speaker 03

  Uh, me and Zach are, we're, I, I'm telling Zach to just follow his heart.

• 2:30:26Speaker 00

  Okay. Follow it.

• 2:30:28Speaker 05

  Uh, we, you, so you think four or six?

• 2:30:30Speaker 03

  I think follow your heart.

• 2:30:32Speaker 05

  But four, you think we just do that one?

• 2:30:35Speaker 03

  I think you follow your heart.

• 2:30:35Speaker 05

  It could work. Alright, we're gonna take escorts.

• 2:30:40Speaker 00

  Okay, okay. I can see it. Moms and escorts. Solid.

• 2:30:44Speaker 02

  Would that be awkward if they had the same music?

• 2:30:46Speaker 00

  Firefighter, sales, moms, escorts. I liked the Mount Rushmore.

• 2:30:51Speaker 05

  We're just trying to hit different pockets of the.

• 2:30:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, you did.

• 2:30:53Speaker 05

  Job economy.

• 2:30:54Speaker 00

  You hit them all.

• 2:30:55Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:31:00Speaker 03

  Let's get down to business. A little Mulan on the way. Meme likes it.

• 2:31:04Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 2:31:05Speaker 03

  It made me, I like, I, we were, we were, I was pretty back and forth about it. Really wasn't sure, but it did. The first time he said it, it was the hardest. I laughed when we were brainstorming.

• 2:31:15Speaker 03

  I, they could have just lost his draft, but I, it, I, he followed his heart. He followed his heart.

• 2:31:19Speaker 05

  I like eight.

• 2:31:21Speaker 00

  Hold on. I like six.

• 2:31:25Speaker 00

  What about, what about four?

• 2:31:26Speaker 05

  You guys already took eight? No.

• 2:31:28Speaker 00

  No?

• 2:31:32Speaker 05

  Eight. You're, you're, you're, you're losing the, you're losing the plot right now.

• 2:31:38Speaker 00

  I don't think I'm losing the plot at all.

• 2:31:39Speaker 05

  All right, go for it. We're gonna get last.

• 2:31:44Speaker 00

  Do you guys want to take eight or four?

• 2:31:46Speaker 03

  Eight.

• 2:31:47Speaker 00

  All right, fine. Max, go ahead, take eight.

• 2:31:50Speaker 05

  Uh, astronaut pulling up, pulling up to the.

• 2:31:53Speaker 00

  Good pick.

• 2:31:54Speaker 05

  To the rocket ship.

• 2:31:55Speaker 00

  Okay. Astronaut showing up. I mean, they have a very big like entrance moment anyway.

• 2:31:59Speaker 03

  I feel like the communications are kind of important.

• 2:32:02Speaker 00

  Oh, and they're not for firefighter?

• 2:32:05Speaker 02

  I mean, I saw, I saw Armageddon. There's like a slow mo shot.

• 2:32:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:32:09Speaker 02

  With walkout music.

• 2:32:10Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:32:11Speaker 05

  Correct.

• 2:32:11Speaker 00

  They're walking out.

• 2:32:11Speaker 05

  Yes, that's basically, that's basically what I.

• 2:32:13Speaker 00

  They're walking out.

• 2:32:14Speaker 02

  And they got the, they got the, they got that shit on.

• 2:32:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:32:17Speaker 00

  Would you think astronaut is a better pick than Zamboni driver?

• 2:32:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:32:22Speaker 05

  That was, that was four. That was four.

• 2:32:24Speaker 02

  Zamboni, I, I don't think it's bad.

• 2:32:26Speaker 00

  Zamboni driver would be sick.

• 2:32:27Speaker 02

  People love the Zamboni.

• 2:32:28Speaker 00

  Those guys are awesome.

• 2:32:29Speaker 02

  They do have their own song too.

• 2:32:31Speaker 00

  All right. Uh, honorable mentions. Meme said mortician. He said, what are the guys that burn the bodies?

• 2:32:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:32:39Speaker 02

  Okay. I, I did. I did have, I had gravedigger on mine.

• 2:32:44Speaker 00

  That'd be good.

• 2:32:44Speaker 05

  I had Jehovah's Witness. That was a good one.

• 2:32:47Speaker 02

  When they're at your door?

• 2:32:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, just walking up to your door.

• 2:32:49Speaker 00

  Babysitter.

• 2:32:51Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 2:32:51Speaker 00

  Babysitter showing up. Ground screw. When they bring out the tarp, they should get their own music.

• 2:32:56Speaker 02

  Yep, for sure.

• 2:32:57Speaker 00

  Or when like they've switched out the bags. They need music.

• 2:32:59Speaker 02

  Uh, plastic surgeon.

• 2:33:01Speaker 00

  Ooh. Okay.

• 2:33:02Speaker 02

  Meteorologist.

• 2:33:04Speaker 00

  Waiter. Bringing out the food or like the first time you see your waiter. That's always a big moment where you're like, oh shit, is this gonna be a good waiter, a bad waiter?

• 2:33:14Speaker 02

  I had, uh, president, but they kind of do.

• 2:33:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, they do.

• 2:33:17Speaker 02

  Hail to the chief.

• 2:33:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:33:19Speaker 03

  Uh, do you think dentist or was the other one you wanted? Dentist or plumber would have been a better last pick.

• 2:33:24Speaker 05

  We had plumber.

• 2:33:24Speaker 00

  Plumber. We had plumber. Plumber would be good. Cause it'd just be the Mario.

• 2:33:27Speaker 05

  Dentist is just also, it's just a doctor.

• 2:33:29Speaker 00

  Do, do, do, do, do. Um, we just had Fasoli. He should have a walkout music.

• 2:33:35Speaker 02

  So I, I took another employee.

• 2:33:36Speaker 00

  Specifically.

• 2:33:36Speaker 02

  He's, he's a good one. I had Brendan Walker.

• 2:33:39Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:33:39Speaker 02

  And just tubas.

• 2:33:40Speaker 03

  We had podcasters.

• 2:33:41Speaker 00

  He has one in his head for sure. He has hail to the chief in, in his head when he walks around.

• 2:33:47Speaker 03

  He's Brendan Walker. He's a pretty swell guy.

• 2:33:49Speaker 00

  Um.

• 2:33:53Speaker 02

  That'll be the, the themes. I'm gonna write him a theme song for, what's his name? What's the show called again?

• 2:33:57Speaker 00

  Rasslin'.

• 2:33:58Speaker 02

  No, his other show.

• 2:34:00Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:34:00Speaker 03

  Moses Sports.

• 2:34:01Speaker 02

  No, his other one.

• 2:34:02Speaker 03

  Football?

• 2:34:03Speaker 00

  Uh, no. Morning sunshine.

• 2:34:04Speaker 05

  The football show?

• 2:34:05Speaker 03

  Barstool football, uh, Barstool college football show.

• 2:34:07Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:34:08Speaker 02

  Yep. No, it's a new one that he's doing.

• 2:34:12Speaker 00

  Uh, the, what was the?

• 2:34:13Speaker 02

  It's the one that Brandon's doing.

• 2:34:14Speaker 03

  The dozen, the dozen.

• 2:34:16Speaker 05

  The ripping, ripping, ripping packs?

• 2:34:18Speaker 02

  No, not that one.

• 2:34:19Speaker 00

  No, no, no. What was it called? It was like, uh.

• 2:34:23Speaker 05

  Mostly.

• 2:34:24Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:34:27Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 2:34:27Speaker 00

  It was, uh.

• 2:34:29Speaker 03

  More cowbell?

• 2:34:31Speaker 02

  No, it's not more cowbell.

• 2:34:32Speaker 00

  The recrotchables. Not the, not the recrotchables.

• 2:34:36Speaker 05

  Recrotch?

• 2:34:36Speaker 03

  Oh, quick picks.

• 2:34:37Speaker 00

  Walk the line.

• 2:34:38Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:34:39Speaker 02

  No, not, not walk the line.

• 2:34:41Speaker 00

  Pick central?

• 2:34:42Speaker 02

  No, not pick central.

• 2:34:43Speaker 00

  Sorry, sports central?

• 2:34:44Speaker 02

  Sports central, no, not that one.

• 2:34:46Speaker 05

  Sports squashy more?

• 2:34:49Speaker 00

  I guess we'll never know.

• 2:34:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, we'll never know.

• 2:34:50Speaker 03

  Surviving Barstool.

• 2:34:51Speaker 00

  We'll never know.

• 2:34:52Speaker 02

  No, but it's whatever the show that Brandon Walker's on where he's talking about his show in college football.

• 2:34:57Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:34:58Speaker 02

  Uh, that, I'm gonna maybe do the bump, bump, bump.

• 2:35:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:35:01Speaker 02

  I'm Brandon Walker.

• 2:35:02Speaker 03

  Oh, wake up walker.

• 2:35:03Speaker 02

  Wake up walker.

• 2:35:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's what's going.

• 2:35:04Speaker 02

  Um, oh, no.

• 2:35:08Speaker 00

  Umpire should have walkout music. Joe West should have walkout music.

• 2:35:11Speaker 02

  Three blind mice.

• 2:35:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, that absolutely should happen. What else do we have? Pilot?

• 2:35:17Speaker 03

  Bank robber.

• 2:35:21Speaker 00

  That's a really good pick.

• 2:35:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a good pick, Hank.

• 2:35:22Speaker 00

  I wish you had taken bank robber instead of.

• 2:35:24Speaker 03

  I, I, yeah, I was thinking occupation, like is that an actual occupation? Probably overthought it.

• 2:35:29Speaker 00

  Someone's gotta do it.

• 2:35:30Speaker 03

  Uh, I also watch, I don't know if we, we both watch it in the same time in the hotel, but I also recently watched Armageddon. And just had, just had deep sea oil driller.

• 2:35:39Speaker 00

  Hmm, that's a good one. That's a good one. It's good.

• 2:35:42Speaker 05

  I don't think I've ever seen Armageddon.

• 2:35:43Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 2:35:44Speaker 05

  I should see it.

• 2:35:45Speaker 03

  All time.

• 2:35:46Speaker 02

  It's good. Uh.

• 2:35:47Speaker 00

  The forensic team in like a.

• 2:35:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:35:50Speaker 00

  In like a, a murder scene.

• 2:35:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:35:52Speaker 00

  They show up, start dusting shit.

• 2:35:54Speaker 05

  That's, that's a good pick.

• 2:35:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, that would be good to see them have a walkout song.

• 2:35:59Speaker 05

  Or just like a detective.

• 2:36:00Speaker 02

  Or any detective that's about to get into like a jurisdiction dispute at a crime scene.

• 2:36:04Speaker 05

  Basically just like.

• 2:36:04Speaker 00

  This is my scene, literally. Meme said a wrestler. He's right about that.

• 2:36:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, wrestler.

• 2:36:11Speaker 03

  They also have them.

• 2:36:12Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:36:12Speaker 02

  And stripper.

• 2:36:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, stripper too.

• 2:36:15Speaker 02

  I, what about just like all of us, just average Joes when they go home?

• 2:36:19Speaker 03

  We had podcasters.

• 2:36:20Speaker 02

  Just dudes.

• 2:36:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:36:22Speaker 02

  Dudes, every dude.

• 2:36:24Speaker 05

  Little League coach?

• 2:36:25Speaker 00

  Hmm, that's good.

• 2:36:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:36:26Speaker 00

  You know that they, they prob, there probably are some travel ball teams that the little league coach has their own walkout music.

• 2:36:32Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:36:32Speaker 00

  Hundred percent.

• 2:36:33Speaker 05

  Pottstown net for sure does that.

• 2:36:37Speaker 00

  Ice cream man?

• 2:36:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:36:40Speaker 00

  They should have, they should have a song.

• 2:36:42Speaker 02

  They should have a song that way.

• 2:36:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, that kids could run up to.

• 2:36:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, that way that people know it was them in the neighborhood.

• 2:36:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:36:47Speaker 02

  Um.

• 2:36:48Speaker 05

  Wait, don't they?

• 2:36:49Speaker 00

  Yes, that was a joke.

• 2:36:50Speaker 05

  Oh. Good joke.

• 2:36:52Speaker 02

  Uh, animal control.

• 2:36:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, I was saying too, like the, the, the, like zoo, like the, the zoo feeder, like when they come out to, to feed the gorillas or something. That'd be kind of cool. I feel like you should deserve a walkout song for that.

• 2:37:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:37:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, animal control. Yeah, the, come to grab like a possum.

• 2:37:08Speaker 02

  There's a snake in your house?

• 2:37:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:37:10Speaker 02

  Don't worry, the man's here.

• 2:37:11Speaker 00

  For sure. All right. Good show, boys. We did a little of everything. I like this show. Buy a book, please. Pardon my book, out now or out August 18th. If you buy it, it will probably show up in a day.

• 2:37:24Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 2:37:25Speaker 00

  It's that fast. Uh, that actually would be good. The Amazon delivery guy with a big package.

• 2:37:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, that'd be good.

• 2:37:31Speaker 00

  That'd be a sick one.

• 2:37:32Speaker 02

  They got the trucks that make the loud ass beeps. It's pretty much a walkout song.

• 2:37:36Speaker 00

  They do do loud ass.

• 2:37:37Speaker 02

  It's the craziest beeps.

• 2:37:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, they're, they are crazy ass beeps. Okay, good show. Uh, number?

• 2:37:42Speaker 05

  Five.

• 2:37:44Speaker 02

  Well, you have to disavow it. Yeah.

• 2:37:45Speaker 00

  I think that was Max.

• 2:37:47Speaker 02

  It's illegal, but if it makes you happy.

• 2:37:50Speaker 00

  I'll take three.

• 2:37:52Speaker 05

  You can have it. You can have it. I'll do fifty-five.

• 2:37:54Speaker 02

  No, I said you can have it.

• 2:37:55Speaker 05

  You can have it.

• 2:37:56Speaker 02

  You can have it. Hank, do you want it?

• 2:37:58Speaker 03

  I'll, I'll take it.

• 2:38:00Speaker 05

  I'll take fifty-five.

• 2:38:01Speaker 02

  You guys are just passing away stolen property.

• 2:38:03Speaker 00

  I'll go, I'll go four.

• 2:38:04Speaker 02

  The cops show up, it's like, oh, it wasn't mine.

• 2:38:07Speaker 00

  Fifteen. Sixty-nine.

• 2:38:10Speaker 05

  Ten. You got it. You got it, Hank. You got five.

• 2:38:12Speaker 02

  We'll go seventy-six.

• 2:38:14Speaker 05

  One, two.

• 2:38:15Speaker 03

  Damn, he's, he's, he has worn five all, all his career.

• 2:38:18Speaker 02

  For LeBron.

• 2:38:18Speaker 05

  Ten, nine, eight, seventy-sixers.

• 2:38:23Speaker 05

  LeBron actually wears twenty-three, but.

• 2:38:29Speaker 02

  What?

• 2:38:29Speaker 00

  Oh, they're definitely gonna do like a, uh, score exactly seventy-six on a golf course challenge.

• 2:38:35Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:38:36Speaker 00

  Like in a scramble.

• 2:38:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:38:38Speaker 05

  That sounds great. That's a, that's a good, that's a great idea.

• 2:38:42Speaker 05

  You should listen to this.

• 2:38:47Speaker 00

  Let's do it before. Scramble? I don't think we can get seventy-sixers.

• 2:38:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, we could.

• 2:38:55Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 2:38:56Speaker 02

  If all of us.

• 2:38:57Speaker 05

  How many? Four?

• 2:38:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:39:05Speaker 00

  Thirty-seven.

• 2:39:06Speaker 05

  Thirty-seven.

• 2:39:07Speaker 00

  Anyway.

• 2:39:09Speaker 05

  One more, one more, one more, one more. Sixty-nine, Colton? Same numbers.

• 2:39:15Speaker 00

  The recrotchables was great. It's a great show.

• 2:39:18Speaker 02

  What was that show?

• 2:39:19Speaker 00

  It's Clemmer and, uh, Brandon Walker talking movies.

• 2:39:23Speaker 05

  I thought you made that one up.

• 2:39:24Speaker 00

  No, that's real. Hundred percent real. Hundred percent real.

• 2:39:35Speaker 03

  Oh, fifty-five?

• 2:39:37Speaker 00

  Thirty-nine.

• 2:39:38Speaker 05

  Thirty-nine. Thirty-nine.

• 2:39:40Speaker 00

  Thirty-nine.

• 2:39:41Speaker 02

  Happy birthday to Sophie Cunningham. Happy birthday to John Gruden. Happy birthday to Skip Lockwood.

• 2:39:55Speaker 02

  Happy birthday to Rudy Gay, Christian Laettner and Thierry Henry.

• 2:40:00Speaker 02

  And a, and a civil war soldier named Henry Hayes Lockwood.

• 2:40:03Speaker 00

  Who's Skip Lockwood?

• 2:40:04Speaker 03

  I'm trying to, was he a baseball guy?

• 2:40:08Speaker 00

  You're not related?

• 2:40:09Speaker 03

  No.

• 2:40:09Speaker 02

  I think it might be a relative.

• 2:40:12Speaker 03

  No.

• 2:40:13Speaker 00

  Okay, no. Well, I kind of.

• 2:40:15Speaker 03

  He was a baseball player.

• 2:40:16Speaker 05

  Skip Lockwood looks like a beast.

• 2:40:17Speaker 03

  He was a baseball player. I knew that.

• 2:40:19Speaker 02

  Happy, happy birthday to Dan Orlovsky and Bart Scott.

• 2:40:22Speaker 03

  I wish I was related to this fucking legend.

• 2:40:24Speaker 02

  And Roberto Clemente and Luke Fickell.

• 2:40:26Speaker 03

  Seventy-nine, or I guess eighty today.

• 2:40:29Speaker 00

  Eighty.

• 2:40:30Speaker 03

  What a beast.

• 2:40:32Speaker 02

  Happy birthday, Lil Pump. Love you guys.