Nudibranchology (GLAMOROUS SEA SLUGS) with Jessica Goodheart and Terry Gosliner

Discovery. Drama. Diversity. Design inspo. Let’s squirm into the sea grass and the tidal crevices with California Academy of Sciences legend Dr. Terry Gosliner and the American Museum of Natural History’s Dr. Jessica Goodheart to discover bunny horns, finger backs, stolen weaponry, “buttflowers,” doomed first dates, high fashion, tiny eyes, gender fluidity, “Finding Nemo” cameos, the boardgame you need, and how your phone can warm a scientists heart just by slipping on a windbreaker and looking for beautiful things.

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• 1:03Alie Ward?

  Oh, hey, it's the one open table at the cafe that has croissant crumbs on it, but that's fine. Ally Ward, this is Ologies. These are nudibranchs. We're talking sluggish beauties that you didn't know you needed to love. The designs, the drama, the discoveries. Nudibranchs. What are they? They're soft-bodied mollusks of the sea. They live in the tropics to the far snowy corners of Antarctica, from the shallows to the depths. We're going to hear all about them. There are so many species to love, so many that we called upon two members of the same species, both humans, nudibranchologists, who live on opposite sides of the continent but love nudibranchs equally. One is the senior curator of California Academy of Sciences

• 1:46Alie Ward?

  Invertebrate Zoology and Geology Department in San Francisco. He has been there since 1982. He is a legend among people who wear wetsuits for a living. We're going to talk all about it. Our second expert, I know, we almost never have more than one expert, but there was just too much to talk about, is an assistant curator at the American Museum of Natural History and studies the biodiversity and evolution of marine invertebrates, including nudibranchs. Yes, new to oncology, it's a word. It means nude or naked gills or brachia, slugs with outside lungs. And they have so much more going for them. We're going to get into it. But first, a quick thank you to all the listeners supporting us via patreon.com/ologies,

• 2:29Alie Ward?

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• 3:12Alie Ward?

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• 3:54Alie Ward?

  with marine biologists, researchers, malacologists, and of course, new to oncologists, Doctors Jessica Goodheart and Teri Gosliner.

• 4:21Speaker 02

  Terry Gosliner.

• 4:22Alie Ward?

  Perfect. Now, you have been studying aquatic creatures since you were just a wee wee thing in high school up in the Bay Area, correct?

• 4:32Speaker 02

  That is absolutely right, yeah.

• 4:35Alie Ward?

  Have you been a water person your whole life? Do you like getting in a dive suit and getting into the water, or do you mostly just love the discovery?

• 4:45Speaker 02

  I'm a water person. I was a swimmer in high school. I feel like I sprouted gills at an early age and haven't looked back.

• 4:56Alie Ward?

  Can you kind of take me back to the first time that you saw a nudibranch in the wild? Was it freshwater? Was it saltwater? Was it in a tide pool? Naked eye? Do you remember some of those first sightings?

• 5:13Speaker 02

  Oh, I remember it very clearly, like it was yesterday. I had seen pictures of nudibranchs in books, and I always wanted to see one in the wild. And I, as a kid, I went out to local tide pools and looked around, and I, I never found one. And then I had this amazing high school biology teacher who used to take classes out to all kinds of environments. And we did a lot of exploring. And so I told him that I really wanted to see a nudibranch, and he said, I can make that happen next week. And so we went out

• 5:55Speaker 02

  to the tide pools, and it turned out I wasn't looking in the right place. And immediately, I saw this beautiful red, blue, and yellow nudibranch.

• 6:07Speaker 02

  In the tide pools and I said to myself at that point, I really want to find out more about these animals and I'm still finding out more about those animals today.

• 6:18Alie Ward?

  Is there any way to estimate how many kinds of nudibranchs are out there?

• 6:22Speaker 02

  I did a paper trying to predict what that might be and we said, this was back in the mid 1990s, that there were probably 6,000 species of nudibranchs. And after looking at the recent data, they're probably three to five times that amount.

• 6:42Alie Ward?

  Wow.

• 6:43Speaker 02

  So maybe up to 30,000 species of nudibranchs.

• 6:47Alie Ward?

  In which by contrast, there's what, less than 5,000 species of mammals, right? So this is, we're talking about incredible diversity and numbers. And you have discovered over a thousand species, 1,500, how many species have you discovered?

• 7:04Speaker 02

  About 1,500. But we've only formally named about 450 of them. So we got a lot of work to do. And fortunately, I have a great group of students and other collaborators around the world that I work with and we can make some headway, but I find them faster than I can work on them.

• 7:28Alie Ward?

  Okay, well, you were obviously not doing something right. And then you learned how to do something extremely right.

• 7:36Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 7:37Alie Ward?

  What was that trick to finding them?

• 7:40Speaker 02

  Well, it was knowing the right habitat and I was looking in this other tide pool area that was maybe 100 yards away from Nirvana.

• 7:52Speaker 02

  Once I knew to go over this ridge and look in the tide pools on the other side of the ridge. It was a magical world.

• 8:03Alie Ward?

  I cannot adequately describe the otherworldly beauty of these sea slokes. Picture a chicklet or a lozenge, but it's made of squishy flesh with a ridge along its back of these finger-like nubbins called serrata. They're used for breathing or defense, and they're just swaying with the currents so gently. Now, nudibranchs, they can range a rainbow of color palettes. Like, there's one with a cobalt-blue body striped with pumpkin orange. Others that look like a lilac flying carpet with two bunny ears and a yellow pom-pom tail that's actually gills or brachial plumes. There are ghostly white nudibranchs studded with these short, black bumps and two horns

• 8:48Alie Ward?

  on the head that look like smoldering matchsticks. Others look like tiny giraffes and are velvety black with acid-green spots and a tail like a peacock if it were made out of slug feathers. Some nudibranchs breathe out of a rosette of streamers surrounding their butthole. They are better creatures than us. Do not Google nudibranch colors if you're high. It will break you. If you need to cuddle a nudibranch, don't. But do visit a site called Wool Creature Lab, featuring the work of fiber artist Irina Borovik, who handcrafted an entire menagerie of tiny, felted wool nudibranchs to pay homage to their real-life slimy sisters.

• 9:29Alie Ward?

  Nudibranchs, you may have never heard of one until this moment, but they will slam stars in your eyes so hard. Teri is not the only nudibranchologist consumed with wonder. I also chatted with a scientist who uses genomics to investigate their evolution and is an assistant curator of mollusks at the American Museum of Natural History's Goodheart Lab in New York.

• 9:51Speaker 03

  I'm Jessica Goodheart, and my pronouns are she/her.

• 9:53Alie Ward?

  I bet you people tell you how much they love your name constantly.

• 9:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's very common. Or, like, "Do you have a good heart?" That's another one.

• 10:02Alie Ward?

  Do you think people are nicer to you because of your name?

• 10:05Speaker 03

  I don't know the answer to that. That's a good question. I guess I would never know. There's no way to know for sure.

• 10:12Alie Ward?

  You could change it and see if people are rude to you.

• 10:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:15Alie Ward?

  But I don't recommend it.

• 10:17Speaker 03

  Probably not.

• 10:18Alie Ward?

  Have you always been more of an aquatic person than a terrestrial person?

• 10:23Speaker 03

  Definitely, yeah. I much prefer the ocean to anything else. But I also grew up in California, so I think that changes the dynamic a bit.

• 10:31Alie Ward?

  Dr. Goodhart told me that she was technically from West Covina.

• 10:44Alie Ward?

  A suburb 30 or so miles east of LA, which features prominently in the beloved musical comedy series Crazy Ex Girlfriend.

• 10:54Speaker 02

  Well, we are two hours from the beach for foreign traffic.

• 10:56Alie Ward?

  And so you grew up in California, somewhat near the ocean. Was there like an early interest in like, I gotta do a job that gets me in that water? I have to be in that water.

• 11:09Speaker 03

  So, yes, I mean, when I was a kid, we would go to the beach and we would dig up the sand crabs that I don't actually even know what they're officially called. I really should check into that. But I, we would dig those up and I loved like picking them up and putting them in a bucket and looking at them. But then as I got older, I didn't really know that this job existed, I guess. So I started preparing to be a vet. I wanted to study to be a veterinarian and I just didn't really like it. I, I thought I would. I love animals, but it just wasn't really for me.

• 11:37Alie Ward?

  Jessica says that her parents weren't scientists, so she didn't have a blueprint, but she loved her biology classes and she reached out to a researcher who happened to study sea slugs. So careers, sometimes to get to the right spot, you gotta go all over the place. Speaking of, what about their range? Is it rare to see a nudibranch? Or are they in every marine environment?

• 11:59Speaker 03

  They are everywhere, I would say. Like you can find them in the deep sea, you can find them in obviously the tropics and polar areas. Like they are everywhere. Whether you can see them or not, I think is a different question. Sometimes they're harder to see in certain places than others, or certain animals are harder to see. And certainly in the tropics, you tend to get a lot more diversity and it's easier. But they're usually there if you know kind of where and how to look.

• 12:27Alie Ward?

  How, where and how do you look?

• 12:29Speaker 03

  There's a couple of ways, I guess. So we look, we scuba dive, we snorkel, sometimes we just do tide pooling, or we do what I call docking, which is just going on floating docks and looking on the side. Usually there's a bunch of growth. But basically, you look for their prey, and you should be able to find nudibranchs as long as they're in season. So, once you start getting farther north, you can have more seasonality, I would say. And sometimes they do kind of wash in and then wash out. You might see hundreds or thousands of them all in one spot, and then like the next week, they're totally gone. Because they've finished reproducing, and that's it.

• 13:06Alie Ward?

  Where do they like to live? And I mean, this might be not a very smart question, but are there freshwater nudibranchs, or are they all in marine environments?

• 13:16Speaker 02

  They're all in marine environments. There are some relatives of nudibranchs that are found in some freshwater streams and tropical environments, very close to where they empty into the ocean. So, there's some that can live in freshwater, but they're not true nudibranchs. They're like nudibranch cousins, and they can survive in freshwater.

• 13:43Alie Ward?

  Okay, so the true nudibranchs that are in marine environments,

• 13:46Speaker 02

  Right.

• 13:47Alie Ward?

  What type of vibe do they like? What type of habitat is perfect for them? Does it have a lot of algae in it? Does it have a lot of rocky surfaces? Do they like to hide?

• 13:57Speaker 02

  Well, you can find nudibranchs almost anywhere, as it turns out. And basically, you find a higher diversity in rocky environments, and in places like California, and tidal pools along the coast. But the greatest abundance, and where I've spent most of my time studying nudibranchs, is in tropical coral reef ecosystems. But you can find them off sandy beaches, you can find them down in the deep ocean, you can find them in the Arctic and Antarctic, wherever there's saltwater, there are nudibranchs.

• 14:34Alie Ward?

  What kind of places have you ended up going, looking for them?

• 14:37Speaker 03

  Oh, a lot of cool places. So, since I started the lab, we've done collecting in Florida, and other like semi-local places, so in the US. I went to Western Australia. I took my lab to Scotland. We have field expeditions planned to Madagascar and American Samoa. I've been to French Polynesia, Papua New Guinea, Panama. They're everywhere. So it's really nice to be able to just kind of go wherever I want. And there's sea slugs there. There's nudibranchs there.

• 15:06Alie Ward?

  Did you ever think growing up that like your passport would be this stamped because of sea slugs?

• 15:12Speaker 03

  I definitely didn't, mostly because I don't think I really understood what sea, I don't think I knew what sea slugs were. I have a really good picture, though, of myself that I found going through my parents' garage a couple of years ago. It's a picture of me, I might have been like six or seven, holding a sea slug, holding a big Aplegia californica, which is one of the big ones in the tide pools, sea hare. And I had no idea this picture existed. And I found it. I'm like, oh, that's cool. So I actually recreated the picture. I was in San Diego at the time. So I wore like, as much of a similar outfit as I could. And I held up a sea slug and I made the same face, which was a pretty disgusted face.

• 15:55Alie Ward?

  What exactly is a sea slug? What is a nudibranch?

• 16:00Speaker 03

  So all nudibranchs are sea slugs, but not all sea slugs are nudibranchs. So in general, the way that we qualify, what is a sea slug? They're within this group called heterobranchia. It also contains pulmonates or land snails and slugs. So it's not just sea slugs. It's not just things without a shell. A lot of them do have shells, but sea slugs generally are considered ones that either have a reduced shell. So a shell that for whatever reason is either internal or just smaller. So they can't really retract into it the same way. Or they've just lost it completely as adults. And that's sort of how we classify them. It used to be called a pistobranchia, but. We realized later that it actually, they've lost shells multiple times.

• 16:45Alie Ward?

  So as we have said, all cacti are succulents, but not all succulents are cacti. And nudibranchs are in an order all their own because they have no shells as adults and they have external gills, like those bronchial plumes, or they breathe through those fingery serrata on their back. And they use those bunny ears, AKA rhinophores, to sense what's happening around them, all in a quest to eat stuff, to make more nudibranchs, and survive the haters.

• 17:15Speaker 03

  But there seems to be a lot of transitions to different prey types, which may be involved. Them evolving these really cool defense mechanisms may have allowed them to diversify.

• 17:24Alie Ward?

  They're so diverse and yet they seem like they would be so vulnerable because they're out in the ocean where everything's looking for a snack. And here are these squishy, beautiful, frilly things.

• 17:40Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 17:41Alie Ward?

  How did they evolve to survive all of these environments?

• 17:46Speaker 02

  Well, that's really an interesting story, but basically they evolved other defense mechanisms. They feed on a wide variety of things, like sponges that are very toxic. They feed on sea anemones and jellyfish and their relatives. And they can incorporate the stinging cells from their prey into their own bodies and use them for a defense mechanism. So they've figured out some very clever ways to basically exploit chemical defense and chemical warfare as a way of being able to crawl around without a shell. And if you think about it, building a shell is energetically very expensive to produce a shell.

• 18:32Speaker 02

  You have to incorporate calcium carbonate, you then have to secrete it. And then you're burdened with crawling around with your house on your back like a camper truck. And basically, it doesn't allow you to have the kind of mobility and freedom of movement. And it weighs a lot. So being free of a shell has opened up a whole new world for nudibranchs in terms of ecological and evolutionary opportunities.

• 19:01Alie Ward?

  Speaking of a whole new world, well, I guess that's, I think that's a different Disney movie. But are there nudibranchs in The Little Mermaid? Should there be?

• 19:10Speaker 02

  There must be. I haven't looked that closely, but if the animators were doing their job, they're definitely.

• 19:21Alie Ward?

  What about Finding Nemo? I wonder if Finding Nemo has nudibranchs.

• 19:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, I've seen nudibranchs in the background in Finding Nemo, for sure.

• 19:30Alie Ward?

  I did find a pair of nudibranchs who are extras in The Little Mermaid. They each have an orange underside and a Barbie pink body with deep fuchsia accents, and they appear to be based on Mexichromis marii. And while I really appreciate the attention to detail on that color palette, I did notice that this canoodling nudibranch couple, made up of one plain-faced partner and another with eyelashes and lipstick, was so heteronormative. I think it means that The Little Mermaid researchers either were ill-informed about nudibranch gender fluidity, or they just wrongly assumed that the world wasn't ready for it. Now, Finding Nemo, though, went a solo route, and it features one blood-red,

• 20:14Alie Ward?

  fluttering, hexabranchus sanguineus, also known as the Spanish dancer. And it's got this wide, ribbony body and kind of a ballet-level grace as it undulates in the water. Alas, though, this fancy dancer has but a cameo. No speaking parts. Is the world still not ready? Maybe it's time that there's a Pixar movie about them, or at least featuring one.

• 20:37Speaker 03

  I think so. Yeah, I agree with that. I also think there'd be a good board game. Like, have you ever played Wingspan?

• 20:45Alie Ward?

  Yes, yes.

• 20:46Speaker 03

  I think there should be a nudibranch version of Wingspan, for sure. Or like a sea slug version. There's a lot of really cool sea slugs.

• 20:53Alie Ward?

  Wingspan, of course, you know this. It's that instant classic tabletop game about ornithology. It was created by litologist, or professional game designer, and nature enthusiast, Elizabeth Hargrave.

• 21:04Speaker 03

  I've been thinking about emailing her for a long time, and I just... I don't know. I felt almost too nerdy, like thinking that I might suggest that and be like, oh, God, more Nudibranch stuff. I only do Nudibranchs, but I don't know. It's my thing, right?

• 21:21Alie Ward?

  Someone's got, yes, it's your, when you know as much about Nudibranchs and you get to work with them, then it's okay to be the Nudibranch guy. You know what I mean?

• 21:30Speaker 03

  Absolutely. Yeah. But, yeah, I think, I think a game would be great.

• 21:34Alie Ward?

  So I had the fortune of being introduced to Elizabeth via enigmatology guest, the magician and professional crossword writer, David Kwong. So I did what anyone with excess giddiness might do, and I emailed Elizabeth to tell her that Jessica says that Nudibranchs deserve a board game. And Elizabeth shot me back a note. She said that she, quote, "loves that idea from what little I know about Nudibranchs, mostly that they look awesome." So if these sea slugs don't someday make it to your dining room table for game night, maybe an animator out there will be inspired to up their visibility. So deserved. I feel like they are ready for their own animated movie because they're dazzling

• 22:17Alie Ward?

  and they're stunning. They already look like cartoons. Can you describe visually some of the Nudibranchs out there? Because I, when I see pictures, they look like AI.

• 22:31Speaker 02

  Well, they do, yeah. Only AI is less creative than the real world.

• 22:37Alie Ward?

  Exactly.

• 22:40Speaker 02

  You know, there's some really great examples of how Nudibranchs have entered into popular culture. And, you know, there's a website that shows David Bowie in various outfits and actual species of Nudibranchs that, that actually have the same outfits. And so, anything that David Bowie could have come up with, Nudibranchs did it before. So, that's a really great example of how creative the, the costume design component of Nudibranchs really is. And if you think of Pokemon, the Pikachu is based on a Nudibranch.

• 23:19Alie Ward?

  Is it really?

• 23:20Speaker 02

  It really is. And there's a brand new species of, of Nudibranch that we've discovered that has the exact same color pattern, and it looks just like Pikachu.

• 23:32Speaker 02

  So they have inspired some actual creation of animation characters in terms of Pokemon.

• 23:41Alie Ward?

  This is true. And if you don't believe me, you can get yourself in front of the 2019 article in the Journal of Geek Studies titled Pokémon Leska: The mollusk Inspired Pokemon, which has a wealth of information and visual aids with Pokemon characters and their marine inspirations. And if that sounds backwards, you're also right. There's at least one Nudibranch named after a Pokemon, such as the tiny, elusive and yellow Pikachu Nudibranch, which is known in business settings as the Casura Pacifica. But in Nudibranchology, all roads lead to Pokemon, or they circle it like a roundabout.

• 24:20Speaker 03

  I think the hard part, though, is it's hard for me to recreationally dive anymore because I have a hard time not looking for Nudibranchs. Like, it's just a thing that I'm automatically wired to do now.

• 24:32Alie Ward?

  Gotta catch them all. You gotta check it out.

• 24:35Speaker 03

  I did love Pokemon as a child.

• 24:38Alie Ward?

  They are so, so beautiful and so freely and bright colored. But I'm sure that those are probably the ones that are sticking in our heads a bit. But do they range visually from ones that blend into their environment to ones that are maybe give off a lot more warning colors?

• 24:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. And that's a really good point, is that some of them are incredibly skilled at building color patterns that blend in. I mean, amazingly, like, there's some that are found on seagrass that are grassy green with stripes, the exact width and spacing of the veins in the seagrass. There's some that are very skilled at hiding, as well as those that are really just over the top in terms of advertising their presence in the natural world.

• 25:32Alie Ward?

  What does a field day look like for you? Like, when you're in the field, do you have a loop? Do you have to go out at low tide? How do you? You must be so good at those puzzles where you have to, like, spot the difference. You must have such a good attention to detail.

• 25:50Speaker 02

  Well, oftentimes, you know, I equate it to an Easter egg hunt because you're looking for these brightly colored objects that are hidden, you know, at the base of bushes, which are, in the case of the ocean, they're hydroids or bryozoans or branching things. And you're looking for these tiny little things that are just living jewels that are buried in this big world. And, and suddenly you see them and it's just magical in terms of what they reveal. And so being able to spot them is, takes a lot of training. And

• 26:31Speaker 02

  when I go diving, I usually start out early in the morning and, you know, once I got to where I needed reading glasses, I needed to have a loop or some way of, of magnifying things.

• 26:47Alie Ward?

  Remember, he's been studying nudibranchs for approximately 60 years. That's a lot of nudibranch spotting. If you too need a loop, either now or down the road, and you want to know why your eyes are so mean to you, our ophthalmology episode with Dr. Rin Weiness can explain it. Or our recent optical technology episode about how glasses work is there for you. They will tell you how they got on your face.

• 27:10Speaker 02

  I do have some visual aids underwater now. But I think the opportunity is for people younger than 40 to be the best spotters of nudibranchs. But it takes a trained eye and you have to know what you're looking for. You have to know what potential prey might look like and what things they might be eating on and then searching very carefully once you find those things that are likely targets.

• 27:43Alie Ward?

  What are they out there eating? Plankton? Do they ever eat their own babies?

• 27:47Speaker 03

  They may target one thing, but they have a lot of things in their digestive system. But they're carnivores, so things like sponges or cnidarians, or what else, bryozoans, things like that, other animals, essentially.

• 28:02Alie Ward?

  Carnivores, that surprises me. I thought they'd be out there eating algae.

• 28:07Speaker 03

  Nope. Yeah, they're eating other animals. There's even, there's a genus that eats egg masses of other nudibranchs, or eats like basically the embryos of other nudibranchs. Yeah, some nudibranchs eat other nudibranchs.

• 28:20Alie Ward?

  A baby muncher. Geez Louise.

• 28:22Speaker 03

  I know, it's brutal.

• 28:23Alie Ward?

  I was hungry, but I could still eat. In terms of the evolution of things, how, how far back do they go? I can't imagine that they would fossilize well, because they're so squishy.

• 28:34Speaker 02

  Well, and this is really what I find an intriguing point, because when I first started studying nudibranchs, they have virtually no fossil record. So the advantage of that is that you aren't encumbered by facts, so you can make up scenarios that you want and speculate a little bit. But now we have modern tools with the advancement of studying DNA. You can see how much evolutionary divergence there is in their genetic material. And that tells us, in fact, they go back at least 250 million years.

• 29:12Alie Ward?

  Wow.

• 29:13Speaker 02

  And when they first lost, probably lost their shells, because they diverged from their closest relatives that have a shell about 250 million years ago.

• 29:24Alie Ward?

  So it would be absolute flim flam to think that nudibranchs never developed a shell. They just were over it, and they were on to the next thing, and they had better defenses?

• 29:36Speaker 02

  No, they do have a shell.

• 29:38Alie Ward?

  Oh, what?

• 29:39Speaker 02

  As a larval stage, all nudibranchs have a shell. The larva has a tiny little coiled shell that looks just like a little snail shell. And once they spend a few weeks in the plankton and they experience the cue for metamorphosis, which is usually their adult food species. Once they detect that and they've reached a certain level of maturity, they immediately drop down to the bottom and literally crawl out of the shell and become a nudibranch. So people say, well, slugs are, you know, really primitive. They don't have shells.

• 30:21Speaker 02

  Well, in fact, it's the opposite. They're a higher form of evolution

• 30:27Speaker 02

  and have discarded their shells.

• 30:29Alie Ward?

  So when it comes to shells, nudibranchs are like, less is more. But when it comes to their feathery crest or serrata or bronchial plumes on their back or their rhinophore antlers, they are flashy. They're like your great aunt from Boca if she got invited to the Met Gala. But their gills still are new. They're still out there and unprotected, right?

• 30:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:53Alie Ward?

  Can you explain a little bit how how their gills are working? Are they taking oxygen out of the water like any gilled kind of animal? Or why, why are gills so prominent in their identity?

• 31:06Speaker 02

  That's a really good question, and I think part of the reason is that there are a lot of color patterns that are associated with the gills. And because they have greater activity, because they are not encumbered by a shell, their metabolism is much higher and so they need more oxygen.

• 31:25Alie Ward?

  And Terry says that the gills have become way fluffier than what a shell could ever contain. And yes, of course, they serve fashion and function, but that's not all they serve. Let's talk nematocysts. Now, a snail, they got a house. They have a ceramic feeling house. They're like, see ya, I'm in here. Slugs out there raw dogging it in the ocean. So does that mean that they just have to have like weaponry or like defense? Do they tend to evolve other ways to be like, don't you dare eat me?

• 31:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, it seems like it. So a lot of nudibranchs and other sea slugs have They can sometimes make their own defenses, but they often steal defenses. So some steal the stinging organelles or stinging structures from cnidarians, like jellyfish or anemones. Others steal chemical defenses from their prey, like sponges.

• 32:17Alie Ward?

  And now, when you say these stinging type of structures, when they steal them, where do they, do they have like a purse? Like, do they have a pocket? Do they just absorb them? Do they eat them and then they come out? How does that even work?

• 32:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, I really like the purse idea. So nudibranchs have this special structure similar to all other snails and a lot of other mollusks. It's called a radula. And when they eat, they basically scrape pieces of tissue off of their prey.

• 32:47Alie Ward?

  Like, imagine if you were sitting down to eat a block of cheddar, but you had no teeth, but your tongue was a cheese grater.

• 32:54Speaker 03

  So in this case, it would be, let's say, an anemone, where they're just sort of breaking pieces off. When that happens, these stinging structures, they fire from the anemone. So they have this sort of cuticle lining early on in their digestive system that allows them to protect themselves from that. But not all of them fire. And so what happens is the ones that haven't fired move up into their digestive gland and they have these special sacks. You could say a purse or something like that, a little bit of an arsenal, so to speak. At the very end of their, they have these like finger-like projections off their backs. They're called serata. And inside the very tips of those are these special sacks. And in those sacks, there's these cells that actually pick up these structures and keep them.

• 33:36Speaker 03

  And that's how they're sort of stored until they're used for defense.

• 33:41Alie Ward?

  And they're stored, but they don't fire off like firecrackers on accident? Like, how do they make sure they don't pew pew pew pew, you know?

• 33:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, it's a good question. I, there's a couple of ways we think this might happen. There's some evidence that. Some nudibranchs, at least one species that has been investigated, the mucus that they have on their bodies seems to somehow prevent some of them from firing. Not all of them, but some of them. But then what we think is happening inside their bodies is that these stinging structures have some sort of maturation process that hasn't finished. And so they can't fire until that process is complete. And so what we think is happening is that they're immature, going through the digestive system, they get picked up and somehow are able to finish their development or finish

• 34:33Speaker 03

  getting ready to fire inside of the nudibranch.

• 34:36Alie Ward?

  Nuts. And if you're still hungry for more facts on that, you can feast on a recent Good Heart Lab paper titled "A subset of conserved phagocytic genes are likely used for the intracellular theft of nodarian stinging organelles in nudibranch gastropods," which looks at how different tissues hang on to the consumed organelles to repurpose for defense. And some species can grab an immature stinging organelle from their prey and then they cram it up into a little sac at the tip of their serrata, kind of poised like a poison dart Nerf gun.

• 35:10Speaker 02

  And then there's a little hole in the tip of that finger-like appendage, the serrata, that then they can expel and induce the firing of those nematocysts. How they actually do that is really not understood yet at this point. And it points out to one of the things that's so true of most of nature is there are so many things that still need to be studied and understood. And there's so many opportunities for future generations of young scientists to help solve some of those riddles that we simply don't know about yet.

• 35:49Alie Ward?

  When they're using those stinging appendages, are they stunning prey to eat? Are they zapping predators? Are they killing anything that's trying to eat them? Like, what kind of range of this ammo? Are we looking at artillery here?

• 36:06Speaker 02

  You know, if something tries to nibble on it, it gets a bad taste in its mouth and it learns to recognize the color pattern and will avoid trying to feed on them in the future. And oftentimes, when a fish or another visual predator tries feeding on a newtibranch, it ends up spitting it out and the newtibranch crawls away unharmed.

• 36:30Alie Ward?

  Later.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  And it's such an unpleasant experience for a lot of these fish. I've done this experimentally in the lab where after a newtibranch has created this horrible experience for a fish and you can actually see it, what's happening to the fish. It'll sit there on the bottom, looking really unhappy and its gills will be flaring and it will look like it's, you know, if it could barf, it would do that, you know? I mean.

• 37:04Alie Ward?

  It sounds like Hot Ones, the hot competition.

• 37:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like trying to eat lots of different intensities of chili peppers.

• 37:14Speaker 04

  The inside of your body is made out of asbestos.

• 37:17Speaker 02

  And then on the other end of the spectrum, there's some that feed on things like the Portuguese manawar, jellyfish. And so the nematocysts are exactly the same as a Portuguese manawar. So they, if someone sees one of those newtibranchs, they usually live in the open ocean, but they occasionally get driven ashore by winds. And if you find one of those newtibranchs on the beach and you pick it up, you'll get the same sting as you would if you'd picked up a Portuguese manawar. So they can really pack a wallop in some cases.

• 37:53Alie Ward?

  Have you ever, for science, had to put a newtibranch in your mouth to see what that is like or get stung by one?

• 38:00Speaker 02

  I, I have.

• 38:03Speaker 02

  When I was younger and less. Smart. I tried putting a nudibranch in my mouth and it wasn't really horrible, but it was that sort of peppery kind of feeling and numb lips for probably about 15, 20 minutes. You definitely knew that you had something in your mouth that you shouldn't have.

• 38:29Alie Ward?

  You were like that dejected fish, just sitting on a rock going, what have I done?

• 38:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:35Alie Ward?

  What have I done?

• 38:36Speaker 02

  Was this a good idea?

• 38:38Alie Ward?

  You lived to tell the tale.

• 38:41Speaker 02

  I did.

• 38:42Alie Ward?

  What do you have to do? I know we've done Rebecca Home, we've covered medusology and toxinology and do not pee on it. You don't need to pee on it. You don't need to pee on anything, right?

• 38:52Speaker 03

  Hot water, apparently.

• 38:54Alie Ward?

  Some water in that. Is it an emergency situation like call a helicopter, get airlifted to hospital if you get stung by a nudibranch?

• 39:03Speaker 03

  Most of them, no. I mean, most of them are not bad. So you know, in touch tanks, when you go to Aquaria, often you see anemones in there and you touch them and they're kind of sticky.

• 39:12Alie Ward?

  Mm hmm.

• 39:12Speaker 03

  Those are the nematocysts. So in that case, you know, it's not a big deal. But I think there are a few species that we know feed on things that are a bit more dangerous. And there are some times when I touch them and I can feel it a little bit. They're usually not that bad. But I don't actually know about the Portuguese manor or nematocysts. I feel like they're pretty dangerous, but I don't know that they'll kill you. I don't want anyone to think that they should touch them because that's true, though.

• 39:38Alie Ward?

  More coming up on one of the weirdest looking sea creatures, this inch long glaucus atlanticus, AKA the blue angel, AKA the blue sea dragon, AKA the sea swallow, AKA the dragon slug. It lives up to the name. What about sexual dimorphism?

• 39:56Speaker 02

  Okay, well, this is another really interesting and somewhat kinky part of nudibranch reproduction is that they're all hermaphrodites. Yes. They have both sexes in the same individual. And you might ask, well, why would they do that? And what we found is that this is an adaptation that you find in a lot of organisms that have relatively low populations that will basically devote more energy into producing both eggs and sperm and the complex reproductive organs. They need to exchange eggs and sperm with each other. So they can't fertilize themselves.

• 40:41Speaker 02

  They have to outcross with another individual. And I always equate this of basically, if you had a drawer full of socks and you weren't really careful and you didn't put all your socks by pairs after you got them out of the laundry and you just put them in the drawer. But if they're all the same color, then any two makes a pair. And that's if all the nudibranchs have both reproductive organs, any two that encounter each other can mate and produce offspring. And so it's an adaptation for relatively low populations.

• 41:18Alie Ward?

  Let us celebrate same socks marriage. I wish it were that easy in our species.

• 41:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:24Alie Ward?

  Oh, man. What about how that insemination happens? I know with terrestrial slugs, it can be this really beautiful display of, you know, hanging and these tendrils of organs. What does it look like in nudibranchs? And I understand some sea slugs even will have like cranial traumatic insemination, like it runs the gamut from in terms of romance.

• 41:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:51Alie Ward?

  How is that reproduction happening?

• 41:53Speaker 02

  So nudibranchs. They don't live very much in a visual world. They're more living in a chemical world. They have eyes, but those eyes usually aren't image-forming eyes. They're just detecting light and dark. And so to find a mate, they're detecting other members of their same species by chemical means. And so they're tracking them down. And it's basically, you know, having perfume as an attractant. It's wafting across the plane and you're following that intoxicating scent. And so that's how nudibranchs come in contact with each other.

• 42:36Speaker 02

  But then, once they encounter each other, some species are actually cannibalistic. Oftentimes, if two encounter each other, and it's a cannibalistic species, if they're of different sizes, the larger one will eat the other one.

• 42:54Alie Ward?

  Before mating, or after, or not mating at all?

• 42:57Speaker 02

  Before mating.

• 42:58Alie Ward?

  Oh, no!

• 43:00Speaker 02

  Sometimes before mating, but usually the eating driver is, seems to be more intense than the reproductive one.

• 43:08Alie Ward?

  Wow! Sometimes you're just more hungry than horny. Mother Nature knows priorities.

• 43:14Speaker 02

  Others, if they are the same size, they will mate. But then sometimes, one of them will eat the other one.

• 43:23Alie Ward?

  They got what they needed.

• 43:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, they got what they needed. And they have their reproductive organs on their right side of the body. And so two individuals will pull up next to each other with their two right sides. It's almost like going to a drive-up window at a fast-food restaurant. Yeah.

• 43:43Speaker 02

  And, you know, one of them gives, offers money and the other one, you know, gives you your happy meal. And...

• 43:52Speaker 02

  And it truly is a happy meal.

• 43:56Alie Ward?

  Oh my god. So yeah, if you lived in a small town, it was really hard to meet people or you were just really far away from other folks, you might have a better shot at love if everyone's by. Nudibranchs get it. Also, I did peek a gander at what they're working with. Obviously, it varies by species, but sometimes it just looks like two worms kissing. As for their butt, some species have that circle of brachial plumage, like a puffy tail. They breathe through, and that can be called a butt flower, because you stare down the barrel of it, and that anus is right in the middle. Don't they kind of poop on their own back in gills? Sure. Guess what? The ocean is like surround sound, but a bidet. So, whatever.

• 44:42Alie Ward?

  Freddie and Eli, Reece Perini, and Andy Pepper, as well as Amanda Lask, wanted to know, Andy Pepper says, "I know they're hermaphroditic, but can't fertilize themselves. So what's the point if you still need a partner?" So what is going on down south, which might be near their head with a slug? You never know where that's gonna be.

• 45:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is near their heads, actually.

• 45:07Speaker 03

  So yeah, nudibranchs are, for the most part, simultaneous hermaphrodites is how we would call it. So they have both male and female reproductive systems at the same time. There is some evidence that they might like develop the male parts first and be able to produce sperm first, which makes sense. They're kind of cheap in a lot of ways, so it doesn't take as long maybe to generate them. So I think the most interesting aspect of this, though, is even though they can't self-fertilize, they do what we call reciprocal mating. So every time they're reproducing, it's not just like a one-way transaction. It's like they're both kind of getting something out of it to maximize the chances of everything working, I suppose.

• 45:48Alie Ward?

  And is it a sea slug that will do traumatic insemination? Yeah.

• 45:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, so that's a, I think there's stegaglossons that do that. It's like hypodermic insemination, where they just sort of stab and crawl away. But as far as I know, there's no nudibranchs that do that. They're much more, I guess, kind.

• 46:09Alie Ward?

  It's good to know. Yeah. It's good. I would have pinned that on them too. So I'm glad that we could clear up that flim flam. I would have blamed them for that. Yes, kind. Aside from meeting up for a first date and finding your partner shorter than expected, so you eat them, or maybe you noticed that they had babies and then you slurp them up like boba. Nudibranchs can be messy. Speaking of offspring. Are they hard to keep in Aquaria?

• 46:34Speaker 03

  Can I curse on the show?

• 46:36Alie Ward?

  Yeah, of course you can. Of course. They are fucking hard to keep in Aquaria. We do have one species in the lab. It's called Bergia stefaniae. I love to tell the story that this is actually a species that my master's advisor, Angel Valdez, he named after his wife Stephanie, which is really nice. So we have that in the lab and that's partly because it's actually easy to get it to like, not just lay eggs and to survive, but also we are able to get the larvae to hatch into juveniles. That's honestly the biggest problem is getting them to settle. Yeah. Ah, so what is going to nudge a larval nudibranch into its adult form?

• 47:17Alie Ward?

  If you know, please tell Jessica so she can tell all the other frustrated nudibranchologists all over the earth because it is not easy, folks. And it's different for like all tens of thousands of species. It might be the food source cues, might be the exact temperature and strength of the currents. Perhaps it's whatever anemone that they're feeding on and they just don't like it that day. So yeah, being a parent to thousands of fledgling nudies, it's not a task for the weak hearted. Do they lay eggs and then the babies just go like, good luck? And then they kind of are up in the plankton with their tiny, tiny little shells until it's time? So are they just like, kind of one and done, like, good luck out there kiddos?

• 47:59Speaker 02

  It's pretty much, yeah, you're on your own kid. But some of them have really yoki eggs that have a lot of nutrient. And oftentimes the individual that's produced the egg mass, and I won't say mother, because they're mother fathers, they...

• 48:21Speaker 02

  Individual that laid the egg mass will sort of hang around, but doesn't really provide much protection. And the eggs often have some of the toxic chemicals that protects the adults. So the eggs can be chemically protected as well. So they aren't eaten because they're really enticing morsels with all that yoky, good nutrients and protein. So they're not going to get eaten very readily because they are chemically protected as well. But basically, they're on their own to most typically hatch into a larval stage

• 49:01Speaker 02

  that'll spend any time between a few days in the plankton, up to six months.

• 49:08Alie Ward?

  Oh, wow. Oh. And some nudibranchs can spend so long in that baby stage that they coast on the surface as plankton long enough to nearly cross an ocean. There's Peter Pan in their way across the world.

• 49:23Speaker 02

  And because nudibranchs are pretty well protected as once they become juveniles and they start feeding on their adult prey, basically, they're immune to predation. So why aren't nudibranchs taking over the entire world? And it's because most of that predation takes place when they're larval stages in the plankton, where they really don't have any protection. And probably 90% plus of the individuals that are in the plankton get consumed.

• 49:56Alie Ward?

  Well, you know, you were saying that egg-laying parent. And I imagine you're talking about how nutrient-dense those yolks are. So that's got to be expensive to make as opposed to sperm. So how is it decided which of the two individuals are kind of saddled with the burden of making those eggs versus which are just like, hey, got your sperm, I'll see you. Is it win/lose?

• 50:19Speaker 02

  Well, both individuals from a mating will produce eggs.

• 50:24Alie Ward?

  Oh, wow. Okay.

• 50:25Speaker 02

  So they exchange sperm with each other. And so then both of them are fertilized and they can store sperm for several months from that mating. And then when the eggs are mature and ready to pass through the reproductive system, then fertilization of that stored sperm will take place. And it may be a couple of months.

• 50:50Alie Ward?

  Well, you know, sometimes spaghetti leftovers are better the next day.

• 50:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:56Alie Ward?

  So I get it.

• 50:56Speaker 02

  That's right.

• 50:57Alie Ward?

  Sometimes soup gets better.

• 51:00Speaker 02

  It's like pizza for breakfast.

• 51:04Alie Ward?

  I have a couple of questions from listeners. Is it okay to ask? Do you have a few more minutes?

• 51:08Speaker 02

  Of course, yeah.

• 51:10Alie Ward?

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• 55:21Alie Ward?

  Let's stick our stumpy little horns into the mailbag and answer some questions from listeners who submitted via patreon.com/ologies, where you too can join for just a scant dollar a month. Well, a few people, Amy Hanks and Brucatini, wanted to know, Brucatini asked, "What are their little ears for? Are they eye stalks, like on terrestrial slugs?" Amy said, "How do their rhinophores help them navigate?" What are those little stalks?

• 55:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, so those are what we would call rhinophores. They do not have eyes on them. Their eyes are actually tiny little dots near the base of the rhinophores. Very small, not super functional. So their rhinophores are generally their main way of sensing the world. They do have some other structures near their mouths often, but the rhinophores are where they do a lot of what we'd call chemosensation. So they're able to detect chemicals in the water. They're able to detect also movement in the water. So like if there's currents, things like that. And that's their main way of finding food. So they have these chemoreceptors on there. The signals go down to what we'd call the rhinophore ganglia and help them make decisions about, "Oh, I want to go this way because my prey is that way."

• 56:30Alie Ward?

  Their eyes are little at the bottom, though.

• 56:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, super tiny dots, just little...

• 56:35Alie Ward?

  I know. But the rhinophores, which look like the bunny ears, are kind of like antennae, sensing all kinds of molecules and motions, which makes sense, given that rhinophore means nose bearing. So those are the horn-like rabbit ears. And again, the dorsal finger-looking fringe used for gas exchange and picking up sensory cues, those are serrata. All of these structures, of course, help them survive in the vulnerable state without a shell. But they have also stolen ammunition. Also, heads up, you may hear a jingle. Maybe I'm jostling a tambourine, or maybe it's my dog's collar, because she doesn't respect my work. Ashley Mars, Abby Grab, Jennifer Fro, Hetta Johnson, Keelime Pie, Sarah Moracom.

• 57:20Alie Ward?

  So many people wanted to know, in Reina's words, are they poisonous because they look like radioactive caterpillars? And would they be considered poisonous or venomous? Like, do you have to sort of look at the semantics of that? Are they technically venomous if they don't kill anything? Is it still venom?

• 57:42Speaker 02

  Well, the definition of venomous is not just that they're poisonous, but they have to have a delivery mechanism. So the ones that have the nematocysts that can actually fire, they technically meet the definition of being venomous.

• 57:59Alie Ward?

  Oh.

• 57:59Speaker 02

  But all of them are at least distasteful, ranging to some that could probably, if a human consumed them, they could actually suffer some serious health consequences and perhaps even die from that. But you would have to eat a lot of them.

• 58:21Alie Ward?

  Yeah. If you find that many nudibranchs, they should just apply for a position in your lab, because they have a gift.

• 58:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly.

• 58:29Alie Ward?

  What about their brains? What are they working with? Kelly Shaver, Bug in a Rug, wanted to know. Bug asked, what in the heck are their brains like? And some other folks, Graham and Ads, wanted to know. Kelly also asked, can they be trained? Do they learn? What kind of brain they working with?

• 58:45Speaker 03

  So they have? Something that you might call a brain, it's like a cerebroplural ganglion is what we would call it. There's these two ganglia that may be fused. And then they have plural ganglia, which are kind of in the middle. Then they have pedal ganglia, which are towards the foot. Then they have rhinophore ganglia, which are for their sensory structures. So they kind of have what I would consider a kind of distributed nervous system. Hmm. Where they do have some centralization in these ganglia, but largely it's kind of, they have a lot of peripheral nervous action going on, um, and sensation.

• 59:20Alie Ward?

  Uh, DJ Breder asked if they have sensations. Bug in a rug asked if they have feelings. Do different individuals exhibit different behaviors or do different species, kind of like breeds of dogs?

• 59:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, they have a relatively simple nervous system. And they can detect the most important things around their environment, which is the two most important things are individuals of their same species and food. And so they've pretty much got those two things on their minds most of the time and probably not a whole lot else.

• 59:56Alie Ward?

  [laughing]

• 59:57Speaker 02

  And so everything is really driven by feeding and reproduction. They detect light and dark, which is important to, um, some of them are nocturnally active and are pretty inactive during the day. So that the light levels are really important. I wouldn't say they have feelings in the way that we have feelings, you know, which is has its advantage. They just they don't carry around a lot of emotional baggage, um, [laughing] which, uh, probably is the reason that Niedberg psychiatrists haven't evolved.

• 1:00:39Alie Ward?

  [laughing]

• 1:00:41Speaker 02

  And

• 1:00:41Alie Ward?

  I envy them right now.

• 1:00:43Speaker 02

  Yeah. I mean, it's a lot simpler existence. Uh, and if all we had to worry about is where we're going to get our next meal and who we're going to mate with, it would be a lot more simple.

• 1:00:57Speaker 02

  And, you know, a mating is just a way of perpetuating your species. There's not much attachment in terms of forming bonding pairs like other species that mate for life and, and really have that. It's a sort of one night stand and away they go.

• 1:01:19Alie Ward?

  Well, that was actually on the minds of Anna Wolf, Shay, and Abby Greb. Anna Wolf asked, what courtship rituals do they have? And Shay asked, what makes one nudibranch stand out in a sea of suitors? And Abby wanted to know if they shoot love darts like snails do.

• 1:01:35Speaker 02

  They don't have love darts, but they do have elaborate spines and stuff in their reproductive system. And oftentimes those spines are associated with a gland that probably produces some secretions. But we don't know enough about the courtship and mating. And we do see that oftentimes they will nibble at each other and crawl around each other. And so there is some sort of courtship and recognition process that goes on before mating actually ensues.

• 1:02:12Alie Ward?

  So, yeah, they enjoy a little artistry, I imagine, as well. Like, that's a beautiful thing. We had some questions about specific species.

• 1:02:20Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:02:20Alie Ward?

  Pear wanted to know, why is Glaucus atlanticus so different in shape? Why did it get these poison sacs? And then Karen H. said, why is the blue glaucus so different in shape compared to most nudies? Is she just not like the other girls? So, I'm not familiar with a glaucus, but elaborate.

• 1:02:39Speaker 02

  Okay. They're gorgeous, sort of silvery and bright shiny blue. And the reason they have that shape is that they're found in the open ocean. I mean, literally on the surface of open waters. And because they feed on things like the Portuguese manta worm. A lot of that unusual shape is to help them maintain flotation on the surface of the ocean. They'll swallow an air bubble to give them buoyancy and then they spread out their nematocysts that are in the serata and spread out their serata to help maintain that flotation.

• 1:03:21Speaker 02

  So that's why they have such an unusual shape is because they live in such a really completely different habitat to most of the species that live on the bottom of tide pools and in shallow waters.

• 1:03:37Alie Ward?

  Oh, how gorgeous. And again, this glaukis type of nudibranch, AKA sea swallow, the blue dragon slug, looks almost like this tiny kind of manta ray shape if it were rimmed in tentacle-like ostrich feather projections and had this silvery blue pattern. They do not look real. I mostly wanted to talk to you about nudibranchs for superficial reasons because they're the weirdest looking things out there. Yeah, they're pretty weird. But when it comes to nudibranchs, are they all the fanciest sea slugs?

• 1:04:13Speaker 03

  Definitely not.

• 1:04:14Alie Ward?

  Really?

• 1:04:15Speaker 03

  So I'd say the most sort of charismatic of the nudibranchs are the ones called dorids. These are the most brightly colored ones you often see. They kind of have that standard slug shape, like the oval, and they have those beautiful gills off of the back.

• 1:04:30Alie Ward?

  And these dorid nudibranchs, they come in all shapes and colors. They're just stunning. Whoever named them dorids was smitten as the taxonomy is a nod to a Greek goddess, a sea nymph who went by the name Doris.

• 1:04:47Speaker 03

  So those are what I would consider like the charismatic nudibranchs. I think one really good example is Fabulonopsis iodinia.

• 1:04:55Alie Ward?

  Okay.

• 1:04:56Speaker 03

  It's a species in California that is like bright purple and orange. It's really beautiful and it's commonly found in tide pools, so people often see it. But a lot of them are super, super tiny of the ones I study. So you can think like on the order of millimeters and they're brown and, you know, it's, they still look very cool to me, but maybe not as exciting to the rest of the world.

• 1:05:20Alie Ward?

  We have so many, so many questions. Raining Emily asked, why do sea slugs look like they are in the most fabulous drag while land slugs look like they're in faded camo? In terms of fashion, those are all evolutionary adaptations to, as warning colors mostly?

• 1:05:38Speaker 02

  Right. Yes, it's basically so many Nederbrinks have evolved those color patterns because they're advertising to predators that they're distasteful. And not all of the land slugs are distasteful. They are sometimes tasty morsels, but things like banana slugs, large, yellow and green colored slugs that live in the redwood forests of California and get really quite large, they are distasteful and they have toxic mucus that if a dog tries to nibble on a banana slug, it has the same response that one of those fish predators of Nederbrinks have.

• 1:06:23Alie Ward?

  Well, speaking of putting slugs in our mouths, you and I do have that in common. I'm from the Bay Area myself, and so we went on field trips to tide pools. We went to the redwoods and it was definitely a dare to try to kiss a banana slug, which now that I know about like roundworms and stuff, I'm like, that's a horror, a rat lungworm. I don't know if banana slugs have rat lungworm, but definitely don't kiss a slug. It's just a PSA I should put out there now that I remember about that.

• 1:06:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, people love to do that kind of stuff. And most of the times we dodge the bullet and don't have any adverse consequences.

• 1:07:04Alie Ward?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:05Speaker 02

  That's how humans, and particularly indigenous people, have learned through those experiences, you know, what's food and what's not food. It's, it's all part of that natural curiosity and trying different things. And sometimes there's some adverse consequences.

• 1:07:23Alie Ward?

  Never, ever, ever eat or lick a raw slug. I hate that I have to tell you that. But maybe I do. Rat lungworm is as gross as it sounds. You get it by eating raw snails or slugs who have eaten rat feces. And in some cases, it can cause meningitis that kills you. So as hard as it is to resist, I get it. Don't chew on a garden slug. Maybe wash your backyard fruit. Have you ever encountered anything anthropologically or from a historical perspective about indigenous reactions or lore or folklore with nudibranchs? Is that even well studied?

• 1:07:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, it is. But yeah, I can only give you like two or three examples that I know of. And basically, there are some nudibranchs that are eaten. There are some that are found in the islands off of Russia that are eaten by indigenous people. And but basically, they know where the distasteful parts are, and they basically chop those off. And then the rest is pretty edible. In the Cook Islands, there's a species of sea hare that is actually pretty toxic because it feeds on algae that has a lot

• 1:08:37Speaker 02

  of toxins. And so the indigenous people there know what organs to remove, and then eat the remaining part of the animal after they they remove the areas where the distasteful and toxic substances are stored. So there's a lot of indigenous knowledge about that that really reflects a pretty profound understanding of their biology.

• 1:09:02Alie Ward?

  What about, you know, speaking of reflecting and color, Enifer Jelly taught Ashley Tweet and Earl of Grammalkin, Jordan and Chloe Koschnick, a first time question asker, wanted to know, are there any UV reactive nudibranchs? Do any glow?

• 1:09:17Speaker 02

  Yes, there are some that if you shine a black light on them, there is UV reflectance that's certainly beyond our

• 1:09:29Speaker 02

  Normal spectrum and probably reflects, no pun intended, living in darker waters where there's not so much light penetration from the visible light spectrum. And so some deep sea fishes probably can see reflectance in the UV range that most shallow water predators don't detect.

• 1:09:57Alie Ward?

  Wow, gosh, I bet that's gorgeous. Do you get to see those often? Do you have to swim around with a black light?

• 1:10:04Speaker 02

  I've done that on certain night dives and yeah, it's really surprising what you see. And, you know, you try something and as close relative, the one species has no reflectance and the other does. And so that's another puzzle. Why is that the case? And so still so much to figure out and discover.

• 1:10:27Alie Ward?

  So while fluorescing under certain wavelengths like ultraviolet light is simply iconic and it's stunning, it is distinct from the inner glow of the bioluminescent. Ian de Noel, Maddie Julian, and Ads want to know, in Maddie Julian's words, do we know of any species that have bioluminescence? Are there any glowing ones?

• 1:10:49Speaker 03

  Yes, yes, definitely. This is something I'm trying to get into, actually, the bioluminescence questions. So there are actually a few possible origins of bioluminescence in nudibranchs. There's one group called Philoeroi. These are super cool nudibranchs. They're fully pelagic. And I highly recommend everyone look them up because if you look at them, they just kind of look like translucent fish.

• 1:11:15Alie Ward?

  Okay, nudibranch that looks like a swimming cloud rimmed with fairy lights. No one asked you to look that good, yet here we are.

• 1:11:23Speaker 03

  They swim with these undulations to kind of make them look like fish. They're bioluminescent. There's also another group called Polysarids that there's some bioluminescent taxa. And then there's one newly described species that they have these bioluminescent structures that they can actually autotomize or release. And it's hypothesized to be a form of defense.

• 1:11:45Alie Ward?

  So just sort of like throwing glitter and then running?

• 1:11:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's kind of the idea, I think.

• 1:11:51Alie Ward?

  Just a glitter cloud, like, look at that, bye. What about the hardest thing about working on these little critters?

• 1:11:59Speaker 03

  The hardest thing? I think the hardest thing, but the thing that's also the most fun is that they're actually quite hard to find sometimes, right? Like, I think that aspect of it can be very challenging, but I always loved eye spy and where's Waldo as a kid? So I think it's also, it feels like a challenge to me, which I really enjoy. Yeah, I would say that's probably one of the main things.

• 1:12:27Alie Ward?

  I'm so sorry that I've kept you so long, too, but you're just, you happen to be fascinating and so fun to talk to you. So I'm so sorry.

• 1:12:37Speaker 02

  Well, thanks.

• 1:12:39Alie Ward?

  Last questions I always ask are the hardest and the best things about the job. I imagine conservation has got to be the biggest challenge. Is there anything that when it comes to conservation, you wish people knew more about? Or you wish that there were more action?

• 1:12:54Speaker 02

  Well, actually, you know, I feel pretty upbeat about conservation and particularly in places around the world where I work, and especially in the Philippines, we work very closely with local communities and share the information that we have, not just about new to Branks, but about how ecosystems are doing. And we've established some marine protected areas and made recommendations based on new to Brank diversity and, and work very closely with those communities where they become the sort of bottom up supporters

• 1:13:35Speaker 02

  of establishing new marine protected areas because their livelihood depends on it because of ecotourism and diving. And they're some of the biggest and strongest advocates for marine protected areas. And so a lot of the reefs where I've been diving in the Philippines for 30 years, plus some of those reefs are in better shape today than they were when I first went. There and there was blast fishing using dynamite. That's pretty much been eliminated in most of the places I work. And so there's a growing understanding and actually in remote parts of the world,

• 1:14:17Speaker 02

  there is more opportunity and receptivity to education than there is in the States where, you know, we have so much polarization about the topics of climate change and conservation that in my experience, I don't find as much resistance to scientific fact as what scientists know and how it is generally accepted by local communities versus some of the resistance we see currently in our own society. And so I'm tremendously upbeat and optimistic about the future as long as we, and particularly

• 1:15:01Speaker 02

  scientists, devote much of their energy to talking to people and building those bridges to not only unearth new knowledge, but share that knowledge and build an understanding of why that knowledge is useful to local people.

• 1:15:18Alie Ward?

  That being said, is there something about the work that vexes you the most? Is there a petty inconvenience about studying new to Branks that we should know about?

• 1:15:30Speaker 02

  Well, you know, the real world always gets in the way of your ambitions and finding funding, asking people for support, spending a lot of time doing that. And particularly in this anti-science climate world that we live in today, it becomes that much more challenging. So I would say I don't mind spending time to make the case for the value of what we do, but I think not enough scientists devote energy to explaining what they do and why it is actually relevant and important to other people's lives. And the more we do that, the better people will understand and support science.

• 1:16:15Speaker 02

  So that is not only a responsibility, but it's a way of making sure that future studies can take place and we can continue to solve some of the mysteries that still remain out there.

• 1:16:32Alie Ward?

  Um, what about your favorite thing about your job or about nudibranchs?

• 1:16:36Speaker 03

  The thing I like most about nudibranchs is

• 1:16:42Speaker 03

  there's too many options to pick one. I think it it's sort of comes along with the scuba diving. I love the idea that there's all of these hidden aspects of the ocean or the world that all you have to do is like, look hard enough to see them. And there's so much you can see that so many people have never seen. And I I just love the idea of that. That said, my goal is to try and help people see it. So

• 1:17:11Speaker 03

  that's something I also enjoy.

• 1:17:12Alie Ward?

  And if you can't make it to an ocean, perhaps look on the forearm of someone sitting next to you on the bus. And then just girl wanted to know if you have a nudibranch tattoo.

• 1:17:23Speaker 03

  I don't, but I thought about it. And part of the reason I don't have one is that it's kind of the same problem with people asking me like, what's my favorite nudibranch? Because it's like, you know, it's like having kids. I feel like I can't pick like one favorite. If I did it and I put it on my body, I'd kind of go, but I wish I'd done that other one. Or why didn't I get both? Then I'd end up with like tattoos everywhere, I guess, which is not a bad thing, but it costs a lot of money.

• 1:17:53Alie Ward?

  You could always do them life size.

• 1:17:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, true. Very tiny, tiny nudibranchs. Yeah.

• 1:18:00Alie Ward?

  Get a lot of them. Maybe a big sea hare thigh, sea hare. We all have a little more, you know, real estate or

• 1:18:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:08Alie Ward?

  Back tattoo, a full back tattoo. Jessica Wood wants to know if it's silly of them to get one as a tattoo.

• 1:18:15Speaker 03

  Absolutely not. No, I love nudibranch tattoos. It's really fun when when people show me them as long as they're in places that are appropriate for me to see.

• 1:18:26Alie Ward?

  Well, upping the stakes a little bit more. Libby Tomko says, I'm adding a nudibranch to my ocean sleeve. Which one should I add? I would tell literally every single person in the world that a scientist picked out my tattoo.

• 1:18:39Speaker 03

  Oh, God. I can't even pick one for myself.

• 1:18:43Alie Ward?

  Well, you have more pressure because you you're a nudibranch person.

• 1:18:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's true. I mean, I think glaucus is usually a good one. Those are very pretty and they have a cool pattern and a cool shape that's different from a lot of other nudibranchs. And they seem to be very distinctive, so I feel like that would make a really good tattoo.

• 1:19:04Alie Ward?

  Any particular species?

• 1:19:06Speaker 03

  Um, they all look pretty similar, but glaucus atlanticus, I think, is a really good one. Yeah.

• 1:19:12Alie Ward?

  Anything behaviorally that you want to add about them?

• 1:19:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, so there's a recent paper that looked at a glaucus species that showed that they're able to use their stinging structures, not just for defense like other nudibranchs do, but they seem to maybe use them to capture prey as well. So the way that they're shaped is kind of flat and they look like they have wings. But what most people don't realize is they're upside down. So their mouths are actually on the top of their color, like where their color patterns are, that's where their mouths are. So what happens is they're kind of floating upside down and they kind of grab on to their prey. And that that seems to be how they they feed to some extent. And they can capture fish that way. When other types of animals, it's pretty cool. But yeah.

• 1:19:59Alie Ward?

  It's so jujitsu. It's so like, it's very.

• 1:20:03Speaker 03

  Kind of what it looks like, yeah.

• 1:20:04Alie Ward?

  You know, it's also, um, kill them with kindness. Hug them, hug them to death.

• 1:20:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, that is, in essence, what it looks like is it's just like a big hug.

• 1:20:17Alie Ward?

  All right, Libby and Jessica Wood. Not silly of you to get one, Jessica. And Libby, there's your assignment. Go forth, get in.

• 1:20:25Speaker 03

  Yep, tag me on Blue Sky when you get it.

• 1:20:27Alie Ward?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:30Alie Ward?

  What is your blue sky handle? We'll shout it out right now. Yeah, it's mollusks@AMNH. Love. Yeah. So, tag Dr. Goodheart in that. And if for some reason you don't want that tattoo, maybe go for Terry's pick. Do you have a favorite nudibranch?

• 1:20:46Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:20:46Alie Ward?

  I know this must be asked of you all the time, but come on.

• 1:20:49Speaker 02

  That's, yeah, okay. So, I have two answers to that. And one is, yes, I do, but it changes weekly, which is pretty much the case. But certainly, the first new species that I found in the tide pools in California when I was still in high school, you know, has a special place in my heart. Because my colleague Gary Williams, who was a high school student with me, and we found it in the senior year of high school. And we named it after that high school mentor, Gordon Chan, who first took us out to the tide pools and really was the person

• 1:21:32Speaker 02

  who helped turn on that light and get us on a path towards becoming scientists, rather than just curious people.

• 1:21:42Alie Ward?

  Oh, wow, that's amazing. So, the Halaxa chani, AKA Chan's Dorid, is this beautiful 25 or 30 millimeter or so, about one inch long, little lemon-yellow sweetie with nubby maroon rhinophore rabbit ears and a golden crown of bronchial plumage on its little rump. It's speckled with ruddy brown freckles. It's got some elegant beige beauty marks. And yes, we are talking to one of the guys who discovered it six decades ago. And here we are, all the way in the future, hearing tales of oceanic adventures and being inspired to keep our eyes open.

• 1:22:25Speaker 02

  But being a curious person is the first important step. And so to all of the people that are listening, you are all scientists. You are making observations every time you go out in nature. And scientists need you to make those observations because there aren't enough of us. And so one of the things that we're doing in the spring is we're going to have people going out to California tide pools and document some of the species and post pictures on iNaturalist, which is a great platform to record the natural world. And basically, we really welcome everybody to participate in that process.

• 1:23:10Speaker 02

  And it's a really simple one to become involved. And I would encourage everybody to do that and to make observations of what you find in your backyard. When you go outside, you don't have to be in a rural or relatively pristine habitat. Cities have vital habitats that have amazing endangered nature that is worthy of your documenting what happens literally on the street corner or schoolyard where you live or work.

• 1:23:43Alie Ward?

  Oh, my gosh, you're gonna make me cry. That's so inspiring and such exactly, exactly what we all need to hear. And this starts in May. This starts next month. So we will link the Cal Academy's Community Science page for the 2026 Sea Slug Search. Or you can download the fantastic app iNaturalist and just look for the Sea Slug Search for more info on how an afternoon excursion to a nudie beach can make Terry the happiest sea slug researcher on planet Earth. Now, they're looking for California coastal observations. But no matter where on the planet you are, if you're near the ocean, you can search for nudibranchs. Or if you're not near an ocean, search for any plant or creatures and post them on iNaturalist.

• 1:24:27Alie Ward?

  It fills the hearts of scientists you'll never meet.

• 1:24:31Speaker 02

  And you can do it independently. You don't have to be part of that. Formal, going out to the tide pools. You can do it anytime, anyplace, anywhere around where the water tastes salty.

• 1:24:46Alie Ward?

  Oh, that's great. This has been an absolute treasure of a convo. Thank you so much.

• 1:24:52Speaker 02

  You're most welcome. Thanks for inviting me, Ally. I appreciate it.

• 1:24:58Alie Ward?

  So yes, ask marine people well-meaning questions because honestly, what a wealth of beauty and fun facts and life lessons not to eat slugs. And thank you so much to Dr. Goodhart and Dr. Goslinger for taking the time to be on Ologies and for all the work you do for the voiceless and the tender creatures on this earth. We'll have tons more links on our website at allyward.com/ologies/nudibranchology. And more links to Jessica and Terry are right in the show notes. We are at Ologies on Blue Sky and Instagram where we will be posting nudibranch pictures. And I'm at Ally Ward on both as well. And we have those shorter, kid-friendly episodes called Smologies wherever you get podcasts or at the link in the show notes.

• 1:25:40Alie Ward?

  You can also head to allyward.com/smologies for those. Please tell your friends with kids. We also have merch at ologiesmerch.com. And thank you again to patrons who have joined up for a dollar or more a month to support the show. Erin Talbert admins the Ologies Podcast Facebook group. Aveline Malik makes our professional transcripts. Kelly Ardoyer does the website. Keeping her rhinophores on the pulse is scheduling producer Noelle Dilworth. The stomach bubble that keeps us afloat is managing director Susan Hale. And highly evolved and dazzling editors are Jake Chafee and lead editor Mercedes Maitland of Maitland Audio. Also, I just realized that Erin Talbert, I've known her since we were four. We went tide pulling together in third grade for a class trip.

• 1:26:24Alie Ward?

  I'll never forget it. Nick Thorburn fluttered out the theme music. If you stick around to the very end, you know, I may tell you a secret. This week is that I tend to drink a lot of green tea. I love green tea. I just take a plane. I've been drinking it every day for decades. And I like it like really weak and watered down or iced. And you're like, what's the point? My point was I was like a protest. It's hot in LA, right? I brought a Nalgene for hydration and naturally I filled it with weak green tea, iced tea, and as I walked along, the ice melted. Just in general, green tea gets a

• 1:27:03Alie Ward?

  little foamy. But here's the thing, there were no bathrooms along the route. And toward the end, someone asked me if my green tea was urine in my Nalgene. And that made it harder to stay hydrated because that's a visual that doesn't leave you quickly. Also, if one person asked me that, how many other people thought it? I'm never gonna know. Either way, keep your eyes open for beautiful creatures out there, especially in front of the mirror. Uh-oh. Bye-bye. Pachydermatology, homeology, cryptozoology, lithology, nanotechnology, meteorology,

• 1:27:44Alie Ward?

  geology, geology, geology, geology.

• 1:27:55Speaker 05

  You're a slug! Me a slug?