Kylie on Ellie Starting Kindergarten, Welcoming LeBron to Philly & Shutting Down Pregnancy Rumors | Ep. 75

Kylie is back with another SOLO SPECTACULAR as she welcomes in the newest member of the Philadelphia 76ers…. LeBron James (2:01)!! She gives the James family all her best Philadelphia food recommendations as she gets hyped for the upcoming NBA season. Also, Kylie kicks things off with a little You Know What’s F***ed Up: commenting on women’s bodies, ESPECIALLY commenting that they look pregnant (6:01). Then Kylie braces for the reality that is having her second kid leave her for Kindergarten in as many years (11:45)… but this time she’s betting Ellie will at least turn around to say goodbye. Then, Kylie sits down to answer questions from the Real Ones about how to convince your spouse to have another child (15:50), what the sexiest chore your partner can do is, and which of her daughters has Uncle Travis wrapped around her finger the most (19:50). Kylie also watches the craziest video of an unfortunate color-drenched bathroom (38:01), and how to pick up nieces and nephews at parties as the “cool aunt.” After that, Kylie had such a great success rate with adoptions last episode that she brings back more Adoptable Animals (27:12)! This time we have a pirate dog, as well as two turtles, Gritty & Swoop, and the cutest, playful kitten! You can adopt these animals and many others who need homes right now from the PSPCA. Lastly, Kylie gets put through the wringer in another summertime Pop Quiz where she cannot guess the length of The Odyssey, cast of Spiderman, or Queen Emma’s moon sign (53:59). You can find even more clips from Kylie’s longer episode recording on our YouTube channel on More Sh*t Monday. . Download the full podcast here: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/not-gonna-lie-with-kylie-kelce/id1780888125 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0RgXbSGGmwpzAyeLHbDqUD?si=4585dab89c4f4c11&nd=1&dlsi=e178bf324b99403f Follow Not Gonna Lie on Social Media for all the best moments from the show: lnk.to/j61XD8 Purchase NGL Merch: https://www.nglkylie.com Support the show: DoorDash: When life gets crazy, DoorDash helps bring some order to it. Order Now. https://www.doordash.com/ Allstate: Check Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds. You’re in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary. Subject to terms, conditions, & availability. Allstate North American Ins. Co. & affiliates: Northbrook, IL. Oura Ring: Discover how Oura can help you better understand your health. https://ouraring.com/store/rings/oura-ring-5 CVS Health: Go to https://CVS.com/app to learn more and download the app now. Dove: Your Dove purchase helps keep girls in sports. Go to http://Dove.com to check out the Body Confident Sport program to share with a coach you may know Learn more about today’s Adoptable Animals of the Week: https://www.pspca.org/adopt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:20Speaker 00

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• 0:47Kylie Kelce?

  And what better buddy than a turtle? We have four kids. Stop trying to get me to have more. Sometimes the laundry baskets are heavy, and again, we get into the whole like bicep curl situation. Yum. How many times can I say yum thinking about my husband doing chores? He might be the stone cold killer we're looking for. Not gonna lie, I'm pretty excited about this Sixers season.

• 1:23Kylie Kelce?

  Let's get this podcast started.

• 1:29Kylie Kelce?

  Welcome back to a special solo episode of Not Gonna Lie, a Wave original, brought to you by Allstate. A lot of the Real Ones in the comments of our Backstreet Boys episode said it was gonna be tough to follow them, and honestly, yes. So we said, fuck it. You get nobody this week. You're stuck with just me and whatever creatures come through that door. So excited. That's right. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. It's officially our third NFL training camp where Jason is no longer playing, and that's lovely. It really is, because it means that he doesn't have to move out. I really like having my husband with me. And also, he's not

• 2:10Kylie Kelce?

  going head to head with other, let's say, 250, 300 pound men on a daily basis, you know? I'm also an enjoyer of ferrets, but not mice. I want to emphasize that. Not mice. Yuck, you know? If the PSPCA does have mice for adoption,

• 2:38Kylie Kelce?

  they cannot, they're not actually invited. It turns out, we have plenty here, because we don't have a cat. And I'm a big fan of the newest member of the Philadelphia 76ers. I mean, who isn't? It's LeBron James. Or should I say, oh, thank you. Nailed it. Thank you, Queen Emma. I'm excited about this. I, we've been waiting. We've been waiting for quite some time. Feeling pretty good about the Sixers season. Now,

• 3:18Kylie Kelce?

  yes, that feels better. We found out while we were at the shore, and after it was announced, I'm not exaggerating, maybe two hours later, the, if you've ever been to the, if you've never been to the Jersey Shore, one of the things that is a staple is the banner planes that fly across the coast. This banner in particular said, "Welcome, King Number 23." Here's how I look at this. LeBron is a GOAT, right? He is one of the best to ever do it,

• 4:00Kylie Kelce?

  if not the best to ever do it. And ultimately, him coming to Philadelphia feels to me like he's saying, "This is a really good chance to win." Now, I'm saying it in a slightly non-committal way, because I'm superstitious and I refuse to be the reason, you know what I mean? But here's the other side to look at that. He is so knowledgeable about the game.

• 4:29Kylie Kelce?

  Opponents he's had, guys he's played with, guys he's played against. For him to look at Philadelphia and think that?

• 4:39Kylie Kelce?

  I'm not gonna say I feel really good about it, but I like our odds.

• 4:47Kylie Kelce?

  Very thrilled about it. So I would like to welcome the James family to Philadelphia. If you guys need any recommendations, I got you. Mrs. James Savannah, we would like to officially invite you onto NGO. Don't be silly, guys. We've done it before.

• 5:04Kylie Kelce?

  But this time, we could do it in person, in Philly. Maybe we could get some good Philly staples. I'll bring you a Stokks pound cake, maybe some Angelo's pizza and a cheesesteak. But I am so excited to have you guys here, and the Philly area welcomes you with excited and open arms. And go Sixers. Hell yeah. All right. That's it for the Philly LeBron talk for now. Can't promise it won't come up again. Coming up on today's episode, it's solo. Is it a spectacular? It's a solo spectacular, as Queen Emma, Queen Emma cannot help herself.

• 5:48Kylie Kelce?

  Queen Emma thinks it's a solo spectacular, which means we loaded up on questions from the Real Ones about everything. We got, "What my kids think I do for a living?" Oh, no. "Top five things that can suck my ass," and advice I'm definitely not qualified to give, because you shouldn't ask for my advice, really. Most times, I should not give advice. I'm also gonna talk about how fucked up it is that I just got off the emotional rollercoaster of Wyatt going to kindergarten, and now I'm about to do it all over again with Elliot.

• 6:18Kylie Kelce?

  Thrilled. I'm thrilled. I'm so excited to do that again. Plus, I'm gonna be joined by more adoptable animals right here in the studio, and I have no idea what kinds, because Queen Emma wouldn't tell me. I know we said we were gonna do this segment monthly, but then we said, "Why the fuck not?" But before we get to all that, I wanted to start the show with some Real One comments of the week. But these comments are actually more deserving of a, "You know what's fucked up?" Hold on one second, my orthodontist is calling. Hello?

• 6:53Kylie Kelce?

  Hi, Megan. I'm okay. How are you?

• 6:56Kylie Kelce?

  I'm so sorry.

• 7:01Kylie Kelce?

  Yep.

• 7:05Kylie Kelce?

  Every night. Okay, bye. They're great. I love them. I lost my retainers.

• 7:13Speaker 02

  That's my favorite podcast interruption I think we've ever had. You know what's fucked up? Oh, hang on. Sorry. It's my orthodontist.

• 7:21Kylie Kelce?

  Hold on. I'm 34 years old. It's my orthodontist. Hey, you know what's fucked up? Commenting on women's bodies. That's it. That's the whole thought. But specifically commenting on the possibility of a pregnancy. And I don't know how many times we have to go over this. We've done it on TikTok. We've done it here on the show, and therefore, we've done it on Instagram, and I think all other social media platforms. Let's dive in. And I would just like to point out, this is one of the many reasons why I do not read comments. I had no idea this was happening. I had no idea. I mean, ignorance is bliss, guys. There

• 8:03Kylie Kelce?

  were a few of these comments left on the photos from my Paris trip, so I guess people need a reminder. The first comment says, @ngolwithkylie, "Is it the dress, or is that a little baby bump?" Ooh. Nope. Don't worry. It gets worse. The next comment said, "I see a baby bump." That was confident. Confidence, okay? The next one says, "She's

• 8:37Kylie Kelce?

  pregnant?" with four question marks. First of all, hell no. I have four children. Four.

• 8:53Kylie Kelce?

  Four. If you're confused, I have four. I have so many kids that over the last week, I've had three different people forget that I had four kids and thought I had three, okay? I have so many kids that one's getting forgotten somewhere along the way, okay? People are like, "How, didn't you just have Wyatt?" And I'm like, "Thanks for saying that." Then I had three more. Pete, I have four children. We have four kids. Stop trying to get me to have more. Stop it. That's between me, my husband, and my motherfucking uterus. Second

• 9:34Kylie Kelce?

  of all, second, yep, you thought I was gonna be done. No, I'm not. Here's the thing. When your body stretches out to accommodate growing a human being, it's not necessarily going to go back to the way it was. Even more so, I have organs, and they go in there. That's where they live their life, okay? Now, am I 100% pre-baby body? No, because that's

• 10:12Kylie Kelce?

  never happening. And that's okay, because I have made for human beings. I can't believe that we are still out here looking at someone in a dress that is not a fitted dress and saying, "That's a baby bump. That's, that's, there's a, there's a, there's something there. There's a bump in there. Something there." Cut it out. Stop what you're doing. Stop it. Stop it. We don't need to do that anymore. We don't. Because here's the thing. Even if,

• 10:48Kylie Kelce?

  which I am not, even if I was with child, that is between me and my husband to decide when we would like to share that information.

• 11:04Kylie Kelce?

  Why are you in the comments guessing off the shape of this dress? And I would also like to point out that a lot of people in the comments that I did read said that they liked this dress. And more importantly, I liked this dress. Guys, we gotta cut this out. We gotta stop this. Here's the thing. I think that unless someone is cupping their belly in a photo, that we should just assume

• 11:39Kylie Kelce?

  that we're not going to talk about it. Whether it's happening, not happening, kinda, somewhat, a little bit, maybe. Unless you tell me that you are pregnant, you say the words, I have a baby in my belly, or you are cupping your belly.

• 12:00Kylie Kelce?

  That's your body. And it is existing. And I'm not going to form an opinion or a rumor about it. Cut this shit out. Now that I've given my quarterly reminder, I'm in the perfect headspace to do a, you know what's fucked up? Double feature. Hey, you know what's also fucked up? I just barely got through my first baby going to kindergarten. And now I'm already just weeks away from my second, doing the same thing to me. Why do they want to leave? Why do they always want to leave you? To be fair, my second

• 12:39Kylie Kelce?

  is the one who told me she would never leave me. Elliot has told me that she's going to live with us forever. Jason doesn't necessarily agree with this. But I think that we had four kids to better our odds of at least one never leaving us.

• 13:00Kylie Kelce?

  Now, I say this 75% joking. I'm 75% joking because of course I want our kids to go out and be contributing members of, to society. And I want them to go out and make the world a better place. And I want them to go out and have drive and ambition. And I want them to go and do amazing things. But also I want them to come home as often as possible. And I want them to visit me and I want them to spend time with me. And I want to know about their lives and I want to be involved in it in a, in a, an appropriate, healthy way.

• 13:36Kylie Kelce?

  But that don't leave me. Ah, I don't like it.

• 13:42Kylie Kelce?

  I don't like it one bit. And I told you last year, the problem that I have with kindergarten is that when they go to a full day of kindergarten, they're leaving you forever. That's the logical response, right? No, it's not. But that's what my brain thinks. Thinks that they start kindergarten and then they're in school all day, five days a week, for the rest of their lives, until they leave you.

• 14:08Kylie Kelce?

  And now Elliot's gonna do it.

• 14:13Kylie Kelce?

  She is really excited about it. And that is what I'm trying to focus on. That's always what I try to focus on because I don't want to ruin something for our kids. Because

• 14:24Kylie Kelce?

  I have my own thoughts and feelings, you know?

• 14:29Kylie Kelce?

  We're gonna be fine. We're gonna be fine. Now,

• 14:35Kylie Kelce?

  when Finn goes to kindergarten,

• 14:40Kylie Kelce?

  no, I'm, I will not be fine. Then I will indeed not be fine. Even in the fine sense of like, we're fine, it's fine, everything's fine. And like, you know, it's on fire behind you. That's, it's not even going to be that kind of fine. I am on record saying that Elliot is, I think, our sweetest child. And that, by that, I just mean when she was five weeks old. This is not an exaggeration. When she was five weeks old, she smiled at us on purpose consistently. And anybody that has, we humans, knows that that's too early. That doesn't happen that early. Typically, it's between six and eight weeks that they start smiling at you. And usually it's like few and far between. She was the sweetest, happiest little baby.

• 15:25Kylie Kelce?

  She was just so sweet and happy. And, um, and so I want her to stay as sweet and loving and as innocent as possible. She, um, last night went to walk past Finn's door when Finn had already been put to bed. And she whispered to the door, good night Finn. And then kissed the door. I am interested to see whether or not she turns around and waves to me. Because if you have forgotten, Wyatt did not. She did not turn around. She went straight in as if the Uber had dropped her off and she was headed into the bar for a good time. You know, it, I'm,

• 16:07Kylie Kelce?

  not even a glance. We'll see if Elliot looks back. You gotta stay tuned for that one. I'll keep the real ones updated on this. Uh, when we do our back to school special in September. For now, I'm going to distract myself with some unhinged questions from the real ones and ask me some things. Because Ask Me Anything Needed Boundaries. Ask Me Some Things is brought to you by DoorDash. We're gonna do it rapid fire. Cause you guys know I'm really good at that. Can we make Queen Emma happy?

• 16:38Kylie Kelce?

  We'll see. We'll try our best. First up, what do the girls think you do? Do they know what a podcast is? So, our kids know the word podcast. I don't think they actually know what it is. Bennett, just today, said, are you going to do podcasts?

• 17:01Kylie Kelce?

  And I said, yes, I am. And she goes, from the house? I said, yes, from the house. She said, okay. You'll be back soon. I said, yes, I will be. So, they know that I podcast. They also know that I coach. Um, and then sometimes we just give a blanket statement of mom and dad are going to work. And we don't really give details. So I don't necessarily know that any of them would be able to tell you exactly what we do. I know that if you were to ask the girls what dad does, they would say, I think they would be able to tell you that he talks about football on the TV.

• 17:42Kylie Kelce?

  And I think that they would also be able to tell you that he makes a podcast with Uncle Trav. I will say, recently Jason cracked the code because he wanted to put something on the TV. And Wyatt said to him, is this for work? Cause if it's for work, I'll let you watch it. And he said, yes, it is for work. And she said, okay, fine. And then he proceeded to watch golf with absolutely no one telling him to turn it off. Which was kind of crazy. Um, I don't know how long that's gonna last, but I think he should exploit it as much as humanly possible. Because it's, might be the only way that he gets to watch what he wants to watch. And I respect the hustle.

• 18:27Kylie Kelce?

  Hopefully, none of our kids will get into the family business of podcasting. I hope none of them will. I did, ah, yeah. I'm hoping they forget I ever did this. Like, it was like a fever dream, like, ah, mom, podcast, no, it didn't happen. You know? And then there's this thing called the internet where the clips live forever and they're going to be able to look this all up. So, yucks. Uh, Benny does not still have her podcasts and she has not been podcasting recently. But I should ask her about that. Maybe she's just on a hiatus. The next question says, I want three kids, but my husband wants to stay with two. What would you say to convince?

• 19:12Kylie Kelce?

  Oof.

• 19:16Kylie Kelce?

  This might get me into the, you guys might not like my answer territory again.

• 19:23Kylie Kelce?

  This is a great question.

• 19:27Kylie Kelce?

  I,

• 19:33Kylie Kelce?

  here's what I'll say. It takes two to tango, you know? So, you're gonna have to get him on board. If you want three children.

• 19:45Kylie Kelce?

  I think you should ask him what his reasons are. There could be a situation here where as the woman who experiences pregnancy, you might have

• 20:01Kylie Kelce?

  a mental block of the amnesia that we all get and think that it's exactly what you want. And it's gotta be amazing. And he might have a really good point. He might. It might be like, we're gonna have to get a new car because we can't fit the car seats. And maybe we always talked about having two and suddenly you're flipping the script. And it might be that you miss a baby. Now, this is all me trying to play devil's advocate here. I shouldn't give advice on this, but I'm gonna give, this is my advice. I think you should hear your husband now. I think you should ask him what his reasons are. And I think you should have a lengthy discussion about why his reasons are shit. And then I think you should go for the third kid.

• 20:43Kylie Kelce?

  No, I'm kidding. I'm a little kidding. I'm a little bit kidding. I think you should talk about it more. Here's what I do know. I know that every child my husband and I have had has been an understanding between the two of us because it's our family that we are building together. So I think a really good conversation about why he is hesitant about a third child and why you feel strongly about a third child would be the best move forward.

• 21:21Kylie Kelce?

  From Nikki Reads and Reps, this next question says, which girl has Uncle Trav most tightly wrapped around her finger?

• 21:31Kylie Kelce?

  This is a good question. I think it changes. I think that sometimes,

• 21:39Kylie Kelce?

  I don't know. I think it changes. I think that they all know that he is very down for anything they ask him to do or play. He'll, he's in it. So he, they know that he's a willing participant and very rarely get a no. So typically when they see Uncle Trav, it's everybody in. I would say the only person that does not have Uncle Trav wrapped around their finger is Finn, and that's because Finn wants nothing to do with anybody. But mom and dad, sometimes dad, nah, sometimes not dad. She's, um, yeah, just not Finn. Uncle Trav doesn't have Finn. That's it.

• 22:23Kylie Kelce?

  But that's just because Finn is mom's child. Yeah, I don't think I've, I know you guys want a specific answer, but I think it's all of them. I think they, I think Wyatt, Ellie and Benny all full court press him whenever they see him to just, now we're playing. I would say, uh, I would say the two older girls are more into the type of all in play that both dad and Uncle Trav play. And Uncle Trav will get down on the floor and play a quiet game of Barbies, but he will do like the throw, launch, all that stuff. And the two older girls are more into that. Bennett is, she's a lady

• 23:06Kylie Kelce?

  and she has pearls and she can't be bothered with that type of play. And last question until part two from Ally, uh, this question says, what is the sexiest chore for a guy to do? Is it not the laundry? Personally?

• 23:25Kylie Kelce?

  I would say taking out the trash. Taking out the trash is the hottest for me because, I mean, first of all, it's pretty selfless. I mean, the trash is literal trash. Yuck, you know? But have you seen their arms when they do that? I mean, I can only speak for my own husband, but like when he takes out the trash and he like lifts, it's like a full bicep curl. And I'm just like, wow, look at that. Would you look at that?

• 23:58Kylie Kelce?

  Doing the dishes? Great. Because my husband's tall and when he bends over, it like emphasizes the size of his shoulders. Yum. Am I right? Don't answer that about my husband. Answer it about yours. Cut that out. Don't think about my, stop thinking about my husband like that. What other chores? I don't know. Vacuuming is kind of nice because like, you know, you get to watch their butt across the room. Uh, laundry? Sure.

• 24:31Kylie Kelce?

  Laundry? Oh, because sometimes the laundry baskets are heavy. And again, we get into the whole like bicep curl situation. Yum. How many times can I say yum thinking about my husband doing chores? On the real though, he, my husband is not allowed to do the dishes. First of all,

• 24:48Kylie Kelce?

  his shoulders doing that, I don't think I could, um, I think that that should not happen in our house. Because like I said, four is cool. We're good on four right now. Um, the other thing is that I actually don't like the way he washes.

• 25:06Kylie Kelce?

  So how about that? Maybe, maybe just let your husbands know that all of the tasks are really hot.

• 25:16Kylie Kelce?

  And they should do them. You know what's hot?

• 25:20Kylie Kelce?

  Picking up the dog shit in the microwave.

• 25:23Kylie Kelce?

  Scoop that shit. Am I right? Am I right ladies? Yes. Go scoop it. Woo. So let your men know. Maybe try it. See what happens. Just saying.

• 25:40Kylie Kelce?

  I was gonna say you might get lucky, but that's too, that's too direct. Is it? I don't know. You're welcome ladies. Show that to your men. That's it for Ask Me Some Things, part one, brought to you by DoorDash. When we come back, I'm going to be joined by multiple surprise adoptable animals. From the PSPCA, you don't want to miss this. Being a person is tough enough these days, let alone being a parent. That's why I use DoorDash. Because when life gets crazy, DoorDash just helps bring some order to it. Like this past week when we were trying to work on an art project, guess what? We didn't have a single piece of paper. I mean, we had paper, but they were scrap pieces. And Ellie thought that that was completely unacceptable. So you know what I did?

• 26:23Kylie Kelce?

  I DoorDash the paper. And then we were able to do our paintings on paper that was not going to melt at the amount of water that we like to use for that. I guess technically it was watercolors. You get what I mean. We needed paper and DoorDash had my back. So DoorDash came in clutch with that one. Real life needs real relief. That's why DoorDash is there for whatever you need, whenever you need it. Life with kids is wildly unpredictable. No matter how much parents try to plan, there's always going to be chaos. Being able to offload a few to-dos and give a little more time to focus on yourself and your family is huge. We know life gets crazy. DoorDash just helps bring a little order to it. Order now. The place you call home is important to you. So it's important to Allstate because home is where you make all your memories.

• 27:07Kylie Kelce?

  Like when putting the girls to bed magically turns into a full-blown concert of sea shanties sung by my husband. That's something you'll never forget. If it's important to you, it's important to Allstate. Switch to Allstate and you could save hundreds on home insurance today. Not available in every state. Potential savings vary. Subject to terms and qualifications. Allstate North American Insurance Company and Affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. I'm back and so is my all time favorite segment. Real Ones know this segment. Was called Adoptable Animals of the Month last week, but honestly I couldn't wait another 30 days. So I get more creatures right here. So we're going to call this Adoptable Animals of the Week, brought to you by Allstate. Yep. We, you know,

• 27:52Kylie Kelce?

  I shouldn't have a line to animals that need homes. I shouldn't be allowed to do that, but we do it anyway.

• 28:03Kylie Kelce?

  Because Queen Emma likes to watch me practice self-control when I let them leave. It's the craziest phenomenon. I actually have let all of them leave. And I'm proud of myself for that. And eventually, guys, I'd say I can't keep the streak alive. But real quick, before we bring the animals in, I'm very happy to announce that all four animals from last week got adopted. Here's Snoopy with his new family who drove all the way down from Jersey City to get him. Breeze the bunny and Salmon Noodles all found their forever homes. So shout out to the Real Ones for making sure that no one was hanging out at the shelter this week after we called you guys out. A little call to action to get these guys into their forever homes. I hope that you guys live happily ever after.

• 28:48Kylie Kelce?

  Okay. Queen Emma wants me to intro the segment, but I already got out of my chair. So now I'm going to get on the floor because we have a puppy dog here. His name is Rusty and he's a miniature poodle. And he is, you guessed it, rust colored. And he, um, did I say he's eight years old yet? He's eight years old. He was brought to the PSPCA through the PSPCA law enforcement. He showed up with an orbital ulcer and had to have his eye removed. So he's in a constant state of wink. Okay. How cute is that? You are so cute. Hi. Oh.

• 29:28Kylie Kelce?

  Hello. So this is a fresh, this is, he just had his eye removed last week. So he's still getting used to it. You could get used to it together. If you adopt him right now, you could do that. He's perfect size, fun size, if you will. He wants a house with medium activity. He's fine with cats. I'm sure about kids, yeah. But a meet and greet will always figure out whether or not he would be comfortable in your home with your kids. And also,

• 30:05Kylie Kelce?

  maybe just, maybe get rid of the kids. I'm kidding. Look straight down the barrel, Rusty. We're going to get you adopted. We have a really great adoption rate. Look at how sweet he is. And he hasn't moved just because I'm petting him. Guys.

• 30:20Kylie Kelce?

  Team, squad.

• 30:23Kylie Kelce?

  Look at his little face. Look at his little face. Guys, are you kidding?

• 30:30Kylie Kelce?

  He said,

• 30:33Kylie Kelce?

  he said, hey cutie.

• 30:37Kylie Kelce?

  Didn't you? He's a good boy. He is a good boy. He is a good boy. Yeah. He just want a home. Would he be cool with other dogs? He likes other dogs. So if you have a dog, but that dog better be sweet to him. Tell the other dog that I will have words with them if they are not sweet to Rusty.

• 31:06Kylie Kelce?

  Can that be our Christmas card?

• 31:11Kylie Kelce?

  Okay Rusty, I feel like you've made a really good case for yourself. And you are a sweet boy. And you might be a pirate. Are you ready to take Rusty home? I think we did it. I think you're gonna get adopted. I can. Yep, feel it in my bones.

• 31:33Kylie Kelce?

  God, he's so cute. Is he a studio now? Nope, we're not doing this again.

• 31:41Kylie Kelce?

  No, we're not.

• 31:44Kylie Kelce?

  Put in the Brittany Broski.

• 31:51Kylie Kelce?

  God, he's so cute. And he's the perfect size. Okay, these are, oh, nice names. Okay, I'm sorry, I touched your foot. That was rude of me.

• 32:04Kylie Kelce?

  Look at how cute your face is. Oh, podcast turtle.

• 32:11Speaker 02

  Studio turtle, we did it.

• 32:13Kylie Kelce?

  These turtles, I'm gonna let you get in there, Joe. These turtles are Gritty and Swoop. I'm just gonna go out on a limb here and assume that this is Swoop and that Gritty is the one that's a little unhinged. Is that correct? Nice. These are red-eared sliders. Queen Emma, do you have any fun facts about red-eared sliders?

• 32:34Speaker 02

  They are semi-aquatic.

• 32:36Kylie Kelce?

  Semi-aquatic, thank you.

• 32:37Speaker 02

  They need terrariums with water and a little space to get out of the water.

• 32:42Kylie Kelce?

  Oh, no. Oh, their claws feel funny.

• 32:47Speaker 03

  That's how you can tell they're boys, because they have the long claws.

• 32:50Kylie Kelce?

  Really?

• 32:51Speaker 03

  During mating, they do a little dance.

• 32:54Kylie Kelce?

  Do that? Of course they do. Okay, so the one that you have, Sarah, is Gritty.

• 32:58Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 32:59Kylie Kelce?

  Okay, and this is Swoop. Oh, you're gonna give him to me? Yes, of course. I would love him.

• 33:05Speaker 03

  I'll show you a little face.

• 33:06Kylie Kelce?

  I'm gonna be honest. I think I prefer the ferret claws. You're very handsome. Are you unhinged like Gritty himself? Are you gonna hiss for us? I have a nice little microphone here. You could give us a little ASMR. Nothing?

• 33:24Kylie Kelce?

  He's thinking about his, you can't share everything on the podcast. He's trying to be very thoughtful about.

• 33:33Kylie Kelce?

  Sorry, I shouldn't have spoken for you. You're right. Go ahead.

• 33:38Kylie Kelce?

  You know what? That was very insightful. Thank you so much.

• 33:43Kylie Kelce?

  What are you doing with your shoulders? What are you doing? What are you posturing for? You don't have to do a dancy dance for me. I'm taken. Guys, there's five of them. Three females, and then Gritty and Swoop, two males.

• 33:59Kylie Kelce?

  Swoop? Little more chill. You can take one of them. You could take two of them. You could take five of them. But you gotta be prepared. You know what I mean? So we're not just, they're not just out here giving them to anybody. You gotta be ready for it. Queen Emma, are you gonna come hold these guys? My finger touched inside of his leg hole?

• 34:26Kylie Kelce?

  That was a sensation I was not prepared for. I'm into it. Am I? I don't know. I'm gonna leave the turtle girling up to Emma. One of these times, we're gonna get a little box turtle in here. And Emma's gonna adopt the heck out of that guy.

• 34:44Kylie Kelce?

  Because you know what Simon needs?

• 34:46Speaker 03

  A buddy.

• 34:47Kylie Kelce?

  A buddy.

• 34:49Kylie Kelce?

  And what better buddy than a turtle? Look at her. She's a turtle girl. It's just her and her turtles.

• 34:57Speaker 03

  They're cute.

• 34:58Kylie Kelce?

  This is Harrison. He's three months old. He came into the PSPCA as a little stray kitten with only one eyeball. He has one. He's so cute. He's so cute. I think the universe knew that if he had two eyeballs, he would be like unbearably handsome. If you've ever seen, there's a book called Fluffy McWhiskers. Go look it up. Thank you so much. There's a book called Fluffy McWhiskers. And, yes, of course, sir. And Fluffy McWhiskers. Fluffy McWhiskers was so cute that they made people explode. It was a cat that made people explode about how cute it was.

• 35:42Kylie Kelce?

  Now, I think if he had two eyes, he might have been the real life Fluffy McWhiskers. So the universe said, you can have one. He might be the stone cold killer we're looking for.

• 35:53Kylie Kelce?

  I mean, a stray cat is literally what we want. I'll borrow him until somebody comes through and decides to take him home. I'll borrow him. Maybe he is a stone cold killer and he can take care of the mean mouths that are living in the house. Look at what an athlete he is. Maybe he should stay with us just for a minute. Hello, buddy tat. Yes, I am aware. I will.

• 36:20Kylie Kelce?

  There we go. He's like, excuse me, Lee, I'm trying to play with this. Oh, he has a little button.

• 36:29Kylie Kelce?

  A little, a little button right there. A little button of white, a white button. Boop. Oh.

• 36:36Kylie Kelce?

  I'm gonna touch it. I'm gonna, I'm gonna boop it. Look at him. He would fuck up a mouse. I have so much faith. This might be the level of spice that Jason wants. He kinda seems like he would snatch birds out of the air the way that.

• 36:54Kylie Kelce?

  Flashwood, you see that? He's definitely catching birds. He's catching birds. Don't get over here. Don't come over here. Get out of my face. I kinda like it. Oh, you're gonna give us our ASMR? Go ahead. Give it to us. All right, that does it for our adoptable animals. Brought to you by Allstate. For more info, check out the pspca.org. That's pspca.org. And consider being the perfect home for one of these perfect creatures. But as always, if you can't personally adopt right now, if it's just not the time, you can always still support the PSPCA through donation of either money or items.

• 37:34Kylie Kelce?

  You can also donate to your local shelters because it's not just the PSPCA who's helping animals that don't have homes. So get out there, guys. And Harrison, I hope you find a family. It would have been cool if you could have been a Kelsey, but. Yeah, you and I both know that's not gonna happen. We have a timeline, Harrison. Hey, sir, we're not playing right now. Uh, very playful. We love it. Oh, there's our ASMR. Don't tell me things. No, tell the microphone.

• 38:08Kylie Kelce?

  Tell the microphone really quick.

• 38:11Kylie Kelce?

  There we go. And that's all you need to know about that. Next up, let's get into a little doom scroll of the week. First up, I've told you guys 100 times, and I'll tell you again, TikTok is about the comment section. You must sprint as fast as humanly possible to the comments. And if your first instinct wasn't to sprint to the comments on this clip, I don't know if we can be friends because it's the only reason I'm convinced that this went viral. Queen Emma, the clip, please. So someone will tell you not to color drench your toilet room a week after you move in.

• 38:48Kylie Kelce?

  For our audio listeners, they color drenched, AKA they painted all of the walls and the ceiling and the inside of the door and the shelves behind the toilet. What can only be described

• 39:05Kylie Kelce?

  as ship brown.

• 39:09Kylie Kelce?

  Literal poop brown. I don't, anyway. I'm not even gonna, I'm not gonna spoil it. I'm just gonna get right to it. Straight to business, lols. Straight to business.

• 39:24Kylie Kelce?

  First comment, the dookie dungeon.

• 39:30Kylie Kelce?

  I can't. Oh, God, the next one

• 39:35Kylie Kelce?

  was piss yellow out of stock.

• 39:41Kylie Kelce?

  The next one, wow, it's so immersive.

• 39:47Kylie Kelce?

  Really makes you feel like you're in the bowl.

• 39:52Kylie Kelce?

  I actually can't. Okay. When I saw this, I of course, am on the home renovation side of things because I find it fascinating. I find it fascinating, the colors that people pick, what they choose to put together. I am not an aesthetic girly, so I like to see what other people are doing. This was a what not to do clip, and I feel strongly about that. I'm sorry if this is your bathroom and I'm saying this and you're hearing it.

• 40:19Kylie Kelce?

  But maybe that's because you should hear this. That is literal doo doo brown. Okay? You can't.

• 40:28Kylie Kelce?

  You can, you can paint a room that color. I just think it might be better off not to do the whole room. That's wild. I'm trying to be supportive, but I saw the color. And I saw what you did. And that comment section is outstanding. And just another clear example as to why you should always sprint to the comments. Next scroll. As someone who's declared herself to be a cool aunt on this very podcast.

• 41:06Kylie Kelce?

  Because I'm hip.

• 41:09Kylie Kelce?

  Yep. This specific trend could not be more spot on for me. Queen of the clip.

• 41:19Kylie Kelce?

  Your once wild auntie picks you up from a party you're at, oh, you're not supposed to be at.

• 41:29Kylie Kelce?

  Yes. Nikki Marie, one of my favorite human beings, really in general, but also creating content,

• 41:41Kylie Kelce?

  is in this clip. At first, she's saying to her niece or nephew, get the, get over here. We're leaving. And promptly gets sucked in by the music because it's great.

• 41:56Kylie Kelce?

  And

• 41:58Kylie Kelce?

  this is a risk that my nieces and nephews are going to have.

• 42:05Kylie Kelce?

  Coming from someone who was once at

• 42:12Kylie Kelce?

  a bar that was playing country music, which if you love country music, I apologize, it is not my genre of choice. I was once at a bar with country music and walked outside for a minute and heard from across the street down a little bit, some early 2000s hip hop and R&B and literally Irish goodbye, the first bar, went straight to the bar that was playing the music I liked and literally danced my way into the door.

• 42:41Kylie Kelce?

  I can't help myself. I can't help myself at all. And therefore I cannot be held responsible for the moves that I unleash when I'm picking your ass up from a party you're not supposed to be at. I think Trav knows what he and Jason were doing. And I think that Travis would absolutely pick someone up from the party and may or may not tell us about it. He might tell Jason and not me. I'm actually in that situation, I wouldn't give a shit.

• 43:12Kylie Kelce?

  Because I would actually feel better about the fact that they called a responsible adult to pick them up. So I actually.

• 43:21Kylie Kelce?

  First choice, don't go to the party with underage drinking, knowing that that's probably not a reality. Second choice, call a responsible adult to pick you up. So that's literally the second best option. And I will take it. Okay. And lastly, a series of badass stats I saw last night about the WNBA, I literally couldn't just scroll past. According to the gist, 19,783 fans attended the 2026 WNBA All-Star Game over the weekend, setting a new attendance record. And to put that into perspective, the NBA All-Star Game had 15,973 fans in attendance. So I'm just going to leave that with you.

• 44:02Kylie Kelce?

  In case you wanted to know. And while I'm reading impressive stats, the 2026 WNBA season is already the league's most watched season ever, and we're only halfway through. That's crazy. The league has reached 73 million total viewers, 10 million more than all of 2025. This is so cool. And I know we talk about this frequently, but we haven't talked about it in a little while. So we're going to say it again. Watching women's sports right now is so exciting. There has never been a time where women's sports has had the focus on them the way they do right now. And they have

• 44:42Kylie Kelce?

  earned it. And they continue to earn it. And that's amazing. And the more that we show support with viewer, with viewers and with attendance, we are only putting money, putting our money where our mouths are and making sure that the players who are absolutely elite women athletes are being paid appropriately. So do your part. This is amazing. We are part of a movement right now that is putting women's sports on the forefront. They are in focus and it's so much fun that we get to be the generation watching it. Hell yeah. Women's sports are exciting and you can't deny it because look at us go.

• 45:28Kylie Kelce?

  I love this. And that's it for Doom Scroll of the Week. I'll be right back with Ask Me Some Things, Part Two, after these messages from me. As a type C mom, I need all the help I can get. So it's great. The CBS Health app helps me handle all my healthcare needs. It makes the whole healthcare experience simpler and more convenient, especially for busy parents and caregivers. The CBS Health app helps me get in and out of the pharmacy fast. I can pop in, pull up and scan my digital barcode at the pharmacy counter and they know just what to grab for me. Plus, I can stock up on essential warm weather items like bug spray, sunscreen and more. I truly don't think you can ever have enough sunscreen when you have four children. I mean, you have to go tip to toe every single time because

• 46:10Kylie Kelce?

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• 46:53Kylie Kelce?

  This is Oura Ring 5. It's the world's smallest smart ring, 40% smaller than the previous generation and more powerful than ever. I barely have to charge it. I think that's my favorite thing about wearing it. It gives me health metrics that are tracked very accurately and I barely have to charge it. When I don't have the capacity to do those things, my Oura ring already knows because it'll tell me with a readiness score whether or not I'm ready to take on the day. And it's durable, truly built for real life with aerospace grade titanium construction. It's fully waterproof and more scratch resistant than the previous generation. So it's built to last through everything you do. And everybody

• 47:34Kylie Kelce?

  knows when you have kids or pets, honestly, you need to have something that is durable, something that's going to hold up. This Oura ring is doing just that. Guys, I wear her every day, all day. Wow. She's pretty. Learn more about the world's smallest smart ring and discover how Oura can help you better understand your health at Ouraring.com. As a mom of four girls and a field hockey coach, I know how important it is not only for girls to play sports, but for them to thrive in them. Dove Research shows that one in two girls quit sports by the age of 14 because of body shaming. You literally wouldn't be able to play a sport without your body being able to deliver. And we're

• 48:14Kylie Kelce?

  gonna shame them? I think not. I was always very tall. And although sometimes I forgot, people often reminded me. But you know what? My height came in clutch for field hockey. Having an almost six foot wingspan, I mean, no one was getting past me. I don't care how big your pole was. Sometimes I have to make sure that I have my ears open at practice when I'm coaching to make sure that girls are talking about their bodies, even self-talk in a positive way, because that's where it all starts. Dove is championing girls' confidence and reminding the world that while body shaming can push girls out of sport, joy keeps them in the game. And they are backing this message through the Body Confidence Sport Program.

• 48:57Kylie Kelce?

  This is a tool that everybody can benefit from. Your Dove purchase keeps girls in sports. Learn more about the Dove Body Confidence Sport Program and how to keep girls confident at dove.com. Dove, keep her confident.

• 49:13Speaker 04

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• 49:48Kylie Kelce?

  As many times as possible. Kayak. Kayak. Kayak. Kayak. Kayak, kayak, kayak. Kayak. Search and compare travel deals with kayak. Got that right. And I'm back. And so is Ask Me Some Things because Ask Me Anything was far too open ended for some of you crazy motherf- Okay, once again, Queen Emma has a bunch of questions here, so in an effort to answer as many as I can, I'll try to do rapid fire. You saw how that worked out in the first part. Here we go. First up, what the fuck is protein milk? I just want to hear Kylie rant. Silly. It's silly. That's what it is. It's absolutely ridiculous. Drink some milk and then eat a fucking chicken cutlet. That was aggressive.

• 50:32Kylie Kelce?

  And I stand by it. You know what? Screw it. I stand by it. Eat a chicken cutlet. Eat a hard boiled egg. Eat something. Chew something. Can we stop trying to drink it? That's so we- Stop trying to drink protein. Eat it. Chew it. Chew your protein. Chew it in a chicken cutlet. Chew it in a hamburger patty. Chew it in a hard boiled egg. Chew your protein. Also, there's protein in milk. Cut it out. Cut it out. That's enough. Cut it out. Protein milk? God. I have to be honest. Protein milk doesn't piss me off nearly as much as protein pasta. Don't you bring that shit over here. Don't bring that shit over here. Protein pasta?

• 51:16Kylie Kelce?

  Protein pasta? You're trying to taint my pasta with protein? Yuck. Do you know what you're supposed to pair pasta with? Meatballs. That's protein. You know what else you're supposed to pair pasta with? Chicken cutlet. That's protein. Cut it out. Cut it out. Oh. Next question. Top five things that can suck your ass. Oh, I thought you wanted this to be rapid fire. Oh, no. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

• 51:54Kylie Kelce?

  Number one, lying. And that, that, that goes in on, lying can suck my ass. Now, this is coming from someone who says I lie to my children, but I won't lie to you guys. Children's different. We're trying to create like a magical situation for them and protect them because they're special. So, doesn't apply. Lying. That includes misleading headlines or clickbait. You, never mind. It was gonna be aggressive. I'm trying to do this rapid fire. Number two, the Dallas Cowboys. Queen Emma has a little guess list here. She guessed what I would say and she got the first two right. You're correct. Those two things are

• 52:38Kylie Kelce?

  absolutely on my suck my ass list. The other, the other things, clothes that are not comfortable can suck my ass. All clothes that are not comfortable suck my ass. What else? People who don't know how to treat animals suck my fat ass. How about that one? Terrible. You're awful. Don't like it. People who bring, who try to take other people down just to try and make themselves feel better. Yuck. Suck my ass. That's the fastest I could make one. That's the fastest. An honorable mention would be Emma's last suggestion, which is putting protein in fucking everything. That also can get a suck my ass because, like

• 53:23Kylie Kelce?

  I said, eat a chicken cutlet. That's that. Okay. Next question. Is more people asking me for advice for something I'm not qualified to give advice on, but here we are. So, Steph asked, expecting our fourth, how do you give all the kids enough attention? They're getting a girl after three boys. Well, I'm still trying to figure this out, Steph, and I think that the key is to make sure that you do things one-on-one with each and every child.

• 53:56Kylie Kelce?

  Just the other day, I took Wyatt to come with me to pick up dinner. A couple days before that, I took Bennett with me to get coffee in the morning. Mixing it up and making sure you get that one-to-one time because Wyatt and I had an absolutely lovely conversation on the way back. That was a very important conversation to have, and I don't think we otherwise would have had the one-to-one situation to be able to do that because you just get, you get sort of locked into life and the routine of life. So, bath time with that many kids ends up like, it's like a revolving door of kids into the bathtub or the shower. And you get into these situations where it's sort of like everyone's around all the time. So, making those one-to-one efforts, we have found are really important. Both Jason and I try to be really intentional about that. And we end up, I think, with really special

• 54:41Kylie Kelce?

  moments where the kids talk about those things being positive experiences for a while afterwards.

• 54:49Kylie Kelce?

  So, I would say one-on-one experiences. That's it for our Ask Me Some Things questions this week. Keep them coming, real ones. We'll answer more in the future episodes. All right. This is a solo episode, so in keeping with tradition, we're gonna get down to the ridiculous pop quiz that Queen Emma has no doubtedly rigged because she likes to play dirty. And that's the only way she can get minutes for episodes. That and bringing in King Brad to try and coax me into a green. Don't do it. Cut it out. Here we go. Let's see. Queen Emma is telling me that the stakes are if I get six out of eight questions correct,

• 55:33Kylie Kelce?

  this episode will be 60 minutes long. If I get five or less correct, it's a fresh 63.

• 55:43Kylie Kelce?

  We're going on a three-minute difference here? That's what's happening?

• 55:47Speaker 02

  High stakes.

• 55:49Kylie Kelce?

  You're such a doofus.

• 55:52Kylie Kelce?

  Pain in my butt.

• 55:53Speaker 02

  Can't wait.

• 55:54Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah, whatever. I'm being told the theme this week is apparently summer. Really clever. Queen Emma, real clever.

• 56:04Speaker 02

  Thank you. It's creative stuff.

• 56:05Kylie Kelce?

  Mm-hmm. All right, let's do this. Oh, no.

• 56:10Kylie Kelce?

  Number one, Queen Emma was not so famously, or famously, born this week on August 1st. This of course means that she's a Leo. But what is her moon sign? You're such a butt. We literally just talked about this. You're such a butt. Wow. Okay. A Gemini, B Sagittarius, C Virgo, D Capricorn, or E, shut the fuck up. Considering I will not tell you to shut up. That's mean. It's not E.

• 56:47Speaker 02

  But a little deserved.

• 56:49Kylie Kelce?

  I mean, maybe, but that's for you to decide. You're the one who has to sleep at night. Okay?

• 56:56Speaker 02

  Great.

• 56:58Kylie Kelce?

  I think it's either A or C. I think it's either a Gemini or a Virgo. Am I right? Do you even know what it is?

• 57:05Speaker 02

  Well, find out when you give me the answer.

• 57:06Kylie Kelce?

  Do you know what it is?

• 57:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, I looked it up. This is factual stuff.

• 57:15Kylie Kelce?

  I don't know anything about this. I'm gonna go C Virgo. It's A Gemini.

• 57:21Speaker 02

  All right, it's incorrect. It is Gemini. Yeah.

• 57:23Kylie Kelce?

  Motherfucker, I should have gone with my gut. Let's go back. You can edit that out. It's A Gemini. Damn it.

• 57:32Speaker 02

  Not a chance in hell.

• 57:33Kylie Kelce?

  Number two, name three actual songs with the words "summer" in the title. Cruel Summer. Ha! That's one.

• 57:44Speaker 02

  Correct. One.

• 57:46Kylie Kelce?

  Summer Lovin'. Two. That's from Grease. Summertime by Will Smith and Jazzy Jeff.

• 57:55Kylie Kelce?

  Tell me I'm right. Summertime. Summa, summa, summertime.

• 58:02Speaker 02

  Okay, that is correct, but the song from Grease is technically named Summer Nights.

• 58:10Kylie Kelce?

  You knew what song I was talking about and summer's still in the title. I'm taking that. I'm actually taking that.

• 58:14Speaker 02

  It's not an actual song.

• 58:15Kylie Kelce?

  I'm taking it. Summer Nights. Summer is still in the title.

• 58:20Speaker 02

  But you said Summer Lovin'.

• 58:23Kylie Kelce?

  You knew exactly what I was talking about.

• 58:24Speaker 02

  Is that registered with the?

• 58:26Kylie Kelce?

  Yes, it does.

• 58:27Speaker 02

  Okay. Great. All right. So, one to one.

• 58:30Kylie Kelce?

  You could have totally found it on Spotify if you searched what I searched. What I said, rather.

• 58:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's not the name of the song.

• 58:38Kylie Kelce?

  Let's see how the rest of this goes and then I'll decide. No, that, no, that counts. Fuck you. That counts. Okay, anyway. Number three, people are clamoring for tickets to see Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, which, believe it or not, is based on a very old book. How many minutes long is this film? Why would I know that? It feels really silly. Why would I know that?

• 59:03Kylie Kelce?

  A 172, B 169, C 174, D 171, E 69. I don't like that you tried to distract me twice with the number 69 because you know I'm immature. That makes me think that it's B, 169 minutes because you were trying to distract me. But my gut is telling me to go with D 171. So, I'm going with D 171.

• 59:29Speaker 02

  Incorrect. It is A 172.

• 59:32Kylie Kelce?

  Suck my ass. Number four, NFL training camp is officially underway for all 32 teams as of this week. In 2023, Jason was involved in a training camp fight when the Eagles played against which team?

• 59:50Kylie Kelce?

  C, the Cleveland Browns.

• 59:54Speaker 02

  Sorry, that's incorrect. It is B, Indianapolis Colts.

• 1:00:00Kylie Kelce?

  Fuck you.

• 1:00:02Speaker 02

  This is going great. I'm pretty sure I already won.

• 1:00:05Kylie Kelce?

  You did. Do you want me to keep going?

• 1:00:07Speaker 02

  I think for fun. I think the people.

• 1:00:08Kylie Kelce?

  You like that I'm getting them all wrong?

• 1:00:10Speaker 02

  Yes, that was the intention.

• 1:00:11Kylie Kelce?

  I can't wait to make a pop quiz for you. How about that?

• 1:00:14Speaker 02

  Let's do it.

• 1:00:15Kylie Kelce?

  Interesting. Number five. New Philadelphia 76ers star LeBron James has won four NBA championships, but one of his biggest accomplishments is giving the world this famous meme. What exact original text goes on this image to create the meme?

• 1:00:36Kylie Kelce?

  Something about living the dream. What is it?

• 1:00:41Speaker 02

  Smiling through it all. Can't believe this is my life.

• 1:00:44Kylie Kelce?

  Hmm, yeah. Basically the same thing. I definitely would have gotten that right if it counted. Anyway. Whatever. Six. It sure has been hot this summer. What two measurements below combine to make up the heat index value used by the National Weather Service? A, humidity. B, UV index. C, swamp ass index. That's definitely one of them. D, temperature, or E, sunlight direction. I'm going D, temperature.

• 1:01:16Kylie Kelce?

  And I'm gonna go heat index value.

• 1:01:23Kylie Kelce?

  I'm gonna go A, humidity.

• 1:01:25Speaker 02

  That is correct.

• 1:01:26Kylie Kelce?

  Okay. Seven. Sure to be summer blockbuster Spider-Man: Brand New Day comes out tomorrow, July 31st. Name the, name a single actor in this picture besides Tom Holland or Zendaya. So it's fucked up that, first of all, you took the only two. And second, that you think that I know who else is in this movie.

• 1:01:49Speaker 02

  No, I know you don't know. That's why it's a question.

• 1:01:54Speaker 02

  So that I get the minutes, you know?

• 1:01:56Kylie Kelce?

  Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I'm trying to think. I feel like I saw the press tour stuff.

• 1:02:06Kylie Kelce?

  Nope. Got nothing. Literally nothing.

• 1:02:11Speaker 02

  Cool. Shout out to Sadie Sink, Jon Bernthal, Mark Ruffalo.

• 1:02:18Speaker 02

  But, you know, doesn't matter because you didn't, you didn't get it, so.

• 1:02:23Kylie Kelce?

  You're cutting the butt.

• 1:02:27Kylie Kelce?

  Oh, Lord Jesus. Hasn't this died and gone away yet? Hasn't it? Number eight. The Love Island USA finale premiered to record-breaking ratings this summer with fan favorite couple Trinity and someone winning it all. A, Braxton. B, Paxton. C, Bryson. D, Bryce. E, Jason Daniel. Well, I know it wasn't Jason Daniel.

• 1:02:57Kylie Kelce?

  Because he's on this Love Island. I'm kidding. This is a joke. It's a bad joke. I'm phoning a friend. Char, I need help with something. It's not, that made it sound way more serious than it is. I'm doing a pop quiz on the podcast. Who won the Love Island USA this season?

• 1:03:20Kylie Kelce?

  Brinity. Because that's Trinity and Bryce. Thank you so much for your great answer. I love it. Thank you so much. Are you? Okay, I'll see you in five minutes. Okay, bye.

• 1:03:35Kylie Kelce?

  That would be D, Bryce. Because they're Brinity, Bryce and Trinity together. That's their couple name. That's their ship name. And they're Trinity and Bryce. That's who won.

• 1:03:46Speaker 02

  Nailed it. You got it.

• 1:03:47Kylie Kelce?

  Yes, I did. Did I nail it or did Charlie?

• 1:03:53Kylie Kelce?

  Whatever. I got two right.

• 1:03:59Kylie Kelce?

  Okay.

• 1:04:00Speaker 02

  Two and a half if you want to count the Greece debacle of 2026.

• 1:04:04Kylie Kelce?

  Thank you for reminding me. I got three right. Suck my ass. Okay, um, you get 63 minutes.

• 1:04:13Speaker 02

  Awesome. Thanks.

• 1:04:15Kylie Kelce?

  Great. You're not welcome. And that's it for this episode. I'm not gonna lie. You can find even more clips from my longer episode recording on my YouTube channel on More Shit Monday. Follow us on social media at @NGLwithKylie for clips throughout the week. Listen and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Not Gonna Lie is a Wave original brought to you by Allstate. Thanks again to the real ones for tuning in.