Kylie on Kids Table Hot Takes, Sweatpants on Thanksgiving & Jason's Fried Turkey Incident | Ep. 46

Kylie’s back with her first-ever Thanksgiving Special episode of Not Gonna Lie brought to you by Amazon! And congratulations Real Ones, we somehow convinced her to do another solo episode!!! Kylie kicks things off by sharing why Thanksgiving is her favorite holiday and also reacts to being listed as the No. 2 top new show of 2025 (4:15), second only to Good Hang with Amy Poehler, a place we’ll GLADLY accept. She also gives The Other Podcast a shout out for their spot on the charts! Then, in the latest edition of “You Know What’s F*cked Up?” Kylie goes on an all-time rant about the disrespect for Thanksgiving in this country (6:10)! She is firmly against Christmas taking away from Thanksgiving’s shine too early and let us know how the holidays are celebrated in the Kelce house. And it’s actually a “You Know What’s F*cked Up?” double feature because Kylie also gives us an incredible rant about wearing “hard pants” on holidays in your own home. After that, Kylie gives us her newest list of Dos & Don’ts around the holiday, highlighting her takes on kids tables (11:20), what her kids WILL eat, turkey trots and rooting for the Chiefs – NOT the Cowboys (12:26). She then answers a few “Ask Me *Some* Things” questions from the Real Ones about all things Thanksgiving, including who cooks and carves the turkey (20:35), what her first Thanksgiving with Jason was like and plays a game of “F*ck, Marry, Kill” Thanksgiving dinner edition (24:44). Kylie then gets to “Doomscroll of the Week” where she highlights one of the funniest comment sections on a baking video that literally brings her to tears (28:30). She also shouts out the bakers in her own family. Also, Kylie gives us her thoughts on the phenomenon that is “cuffing season" (33:52). Kylie also answers a few more Real One questions about the run time of the episodes when you listen on 2x speed, the origins of Queen Emma (41:30) and her thoughts on gender neutral names for her girls (44:17). Kylie then ends the special episode on a Thanksgiving Pop Culture Pop Quiz prepared by Queen Emma… (45:47) Make sure you tune into More Sh*t Monday on the Not Gonna Lie YouTube channel for even more exclusive clips from Kylie’s solo Thanksgiving special! And while you’re there, stick around until TUESDAY because FAFO Ep. 2 drops at 9am ET on 12/2! You won’t want to miss it! Happy Thanksgiving Real Ones! We are thankful for YOU! . . . Purchase NGL Merch: www.nglkylie.com Support the Show: Amazon: Shop Amazon’s Black Friday Week deals now at https://Amazon.com WhatsApp: For the best group chat experiences like The Chat, it’s time for WhatsApp! ZipRecruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at https://ZipRecruiter.com/NGL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  Let's be honest, you don't go to the holiday gift exchange just to participate. You go to win. This year, cause a stir. Gift a KitchenAid stand mixer to whip up new traditions. Tis your season to mix it up.

• 0:16Speaker 01

  Pink Pantheress here. Coach and Spotify are teaming up to bring music and style together, and they want you to be part of it. Grab your friends and head to the Tabby Tour, hitting cities around the country with live performances from special artists, exclusive experiences, and personalized products. And discover custom playlists on Spotify, booked just for you, based on who you are and how you listen. Live your story with Coach. Learn more at coach.com.

• 0:42Kylie Kelce?

  Not gonna lie, you might hear a lot of sounds in the background in today's episode. I'm trying to train a studio dog to be a studio dog and not quite nailing it yet. Let's get this podcast started.

• 0:59Kylie Kelce?

  Welcome to our first ever Thanksgiving special episode of Not Gonna Lie, a Wave original, brought to you by Amazon. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. The best Thanksgiving food is green bean casserole, period. Not up for discussion. Everybody knows that. Go Chiefs, fuck the Cowboys. And the best Thanksgiving episode of Friends is definitely, I think it's Rachel's Trifle. I think it is. I feel like a close second is when Joey wears the Santa maternity pants. Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving, real ones, or at least Happy Tuesday before Thanksgiving. And remember, you're really gonna wanna... your turkey.

• 1:39Kylie Kelce?

  You can blur that again. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. I love it because it has nothing to do with gifts. It has to do with the things that you are thankful for in your life. And you get good ass food and some green bean casserole. And to be clear, there have been times, specifically when I was pregnant, where I made green bean casserole outside of a holiday. But really, the only two holidays where it's acceptable to make green bean casserole is Thanksgiving and Christmas. And outside of that, when the fuck are you making green bean casserole? I have consistently said that Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday since I was maybe in middle school. Like, I've been tuned in on this for a long time.

• 2:23Kylie Kelce?

  But like, you know, I'm only 24, so middle school wasn't that long ago. You got it. Okay. Coming up on today's Thanksgiving special, you're getting the solo episode you all asked for. I hope you're happy. But joke's on you. Now you're getting trapped with me for the next, nope, no.

• 2:46Kylie Kelce?

  No.

• 2:49Kylie Kelce?

  Here we go again. Let me read it the way Emma wrote it in the rundown, and then I'm going to tell you what the fuck I meant. Okay. You're getting the solo episode you all asked for. I hope you're happy, but the joke's on you. Now you're trapped with me for the next 60 minutes. Then Emma wrote, gotcha. While I rant about food and random shit about my kids, good luck. Good luck to you, Emma. Good luck to you getting 60 minutes approved.

• 3:15Kylie Kelce?

  Now, within all this ranting, I'm going to talk about Thanksgiving in the Kelsey house, my stance on hard pants during holidays. I'll answer a bunch of the real ones questions in Ask Me Some Things. And apparently Queen Emma has a pop quiz planned. Plus, we'll keep our eyes peeled for any surprise cameos. People were very, very intrigued about the squirrel situation. It's a gloomy day. I don't see any out there. And we have our studio dogs, so we'll see what they think about that. Who knows?

• 3:45Kylie Kelce?

  Hey, guys, it was so cute. And there's a very large window next to me here, and it jumped right up on the chair that's framed out perfectly in the window. It was, do you want me to take a picture from this viewpoint? Emma's, I can see Emma behind the camera taking a picture. Look, ta-da, it's right on that pillow. I want a, I would love an arrow to this pillow, please. Whatever. It's fine. Now, an NGL announcement. Next Tuesday, December 2, we're dropping the second episode of FAFO exclusively on YouTube. So please subscribe to the NGL YouTube. You will not want to miss this one. This is an episode that's very near and dear to my heart. I feel it deep in my soul, and I think you're gonna enjoy it. I'm not gonna tell you exactly where I fucked around, but I will say, it

• 4:30Kylie Kelce?

  was basically in my own backyard. There was chuffing involved, a very like, vvvvv.

• 4:40Kylie Kelce?

  If you know, you know. And I picked up a non-human turd.

• 4:45Kylie Kelce?

  I didn't raw dog it this time. I didn't because I was given a glove. Follow us at NGL with Kylie for the official announcement soon. And next up, an absolutely absurd addition of places Kylie has no business being, because this past week, not gonna lie, with Kylie Kelce, had absolutely no business being ranked the number two top new show of 2025 on Apple Podcast charts. We were number two behind Good Hang with Amy Poehler. They're the top new show of the year, and I cannot emphasize enough, I speak for everyone on our NGL team, we will gladly take second place to Amy Poehler all fucking day, all day.

• 5:28Kylie Kelce?

  I can't even, I can't even fathom that.

• 5:34Kylie Kelce?

  Like, being on the list, crazy. Being second, like, being right next to, we're, we're basically, we're basically touching Amy Poehler. We're basically friends.

• 5:48Kylie Kelce?

  I think that's how, that's called girl math. So shout out to Good Hang and all the other top shows, including the other podcast, Jason and Travis's episode with Taylor, was the number three most listened to podcast episode of the entire year. If it had released a little earlier in the year, I firmly believe they would've.

• 6:09Kylie Kelce?

  Like the turkey. Let's be clear, that episode has been out for maybe three months, and I firmly believe that had it been on the internet earlier in the year,

• 6:21Kylie Kelce?

  it would've blown everyone else out of the water. I mean, to be clear, it did. It fucked up some records, but that's because

• 6:33Kylie Kelce?

  when you got three amazing people just getting together to chitty chat, that's what happens.

• 6:40Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 6:43Kylie Kelce?

  Squad. All right, moving on. It's time for my favorite segment, you know what's fucked up? Hey, you know what's fucked up? The utter disrespect for Thanksgiving in this country. That's right, I said it. Let Thanksgiving have her moment. Don't you skip over Thanksgiving right onto Christmas. Cut it the fuck out. Honestly, if I have to see one more person putting up their Christmas tree before Thanksgiving even fucking gets here, I swear to God, I'm gonna flip the Thanksgiving table. No, I won't. No, I won't. Because I'm not taking down the green bean casserole because y'all are fucking nuts. Mm-mm.

• 7:20Kylie Kelce?

  Here's the deal. Last night Wyatt said to me, "Can we watch Home Alone?" And I said, "Next week." The only movie in our house that has broken the barrier is The Grinch. And everybody knows that. Because I'm not pissing off Benny. Ah, that one scares me. She demands The Grinch, we watch The Grinch. Okay? And I love The Grinch because it gives, the new Grinch, I love the old Grinch with Jim Carrey. I also love the new Grinch. I think it's fun, the soundtrack's fire. But here's the deal, it is the only holiday movie that has broken out of, now, if you want to watch Christmas movies

• 8:02Kylie Kelce?

  until New Year's, fine. You are not watching it before Thanksgiving in our house. Unless I'm not home, maybe my husband would probably do it, he's a little unhinged like that, but I'm not doing it. The only acceptable decorations to do before Thanksgiving that relate to Christmas? Christmas lights on your house. Because if I could, I'd have them year round. I love that shit so much. I love when it's dark out and there's just like this light glow. Now, if you put up Christmas lights on the outside of your house and they are that bright light LED blue, get fucked. There should be a light glow. It should be warm and a little bit yellow.

• 8:47Kylie Kelce?

  Everybody knows that. Now.

• 8:51Kylie Kelce?

  We are not lining our walkway with the candy canes before Thanksgiving. Do you see a theme here? Cut it out. Stop it. Now, Queen Emma is asking in the rundown, when we decorate for Christmas at our house? It depends. We, guys, I am so type C that some years I will have lit garland on our mantelpiece. And other years, it never sees the light of day. Some years, we have stockings hung over the fireplace. And other years, they're nowhere to be seen. I am very inconsistent.

• 9:34Kylie Kelce?

  One year, oh my God, it was so bad. I should look, I should look to see exactly what it is. I'll send you, I'll send you a picture. There was a one year that I think we left the stockings that we hung up over the mant- like on the mantle. I'm pretty sure we left the stockings up until the following Christmas. I don't, I might, it, at the very least, it was until summer. That's what you get with me. And while I'm already fired up, you know what else is fucked up? Wearing hard pants on Thanksgiving. What are we doing? What are we doing? No, hard pants can get fucked. Let me tell you what hard pants are, okay?

• 10:19Kylie Kelce?

  Any pants that have belt loops. That's pretty easy. I feel like I just covered all hard pants. Wow, I just, I wasn't even prepared to do that explanation. If a pair of pants has belt loops, get fucked. You can fuck right on off. I'm out. I most likely, maximum, maximum effort I am putting in on a holiday that we are hosting.

• 10:51Kylie Kelce?

  Maximum effort, mascara, change out of my pajamas. I've worn sweatpants for holidays multiple times and I stand by that decision. There is no reason in your own house, even if you're going to someone else's house, what are we doing? Let's like sit on the couch and be cozy. Why are we going to sit there in our jeans and then like have to unbutton them? And then if you don't unbutton them, if you don't unbutton them, what were you doing? What did you eat?

• 11:25Kylie Kelce?

  No, let me be clear. I think it's so cute when other people do a holiday outfit, kids in cute little dresses, all of it. I think it's adorable. I love when other people do it.

• 11:39Kylie Kelce?

  I'm not prepared to invest that much effort unless my hand was forced.

• 11:46Kylie Kelce?

  Now.

• 11:50Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah, no, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it unless I, unless I have to. The general vibe at the Kelce's house for Thanksgiving, there is a kids' table at Thanksgiving. And here's where I'll probably get a little judgment and I'm okay with it.

• 12:05Kylie Kelce?

  When we sit down to Thanksgiving dinner, I will probably put the kids' table in the living room where it is like, we can see that it from the dining room table. And I will put on the TV.

• 12:23Kylie Kelce?

  There will come a time where my kids will sit at the table and indulge in holiday meal in like in full, right? They'll sit at the table, they'll be engaged in conversation, they will actually eat the things presented to them.

• 12:44Kylie Kelce?

  It's okay that it's not right now. And also selfishly, I want to eat my food.

• 12:53Kylie Kelce?

  So how about that? Now, all this heated Thanksgiving talk actually leads me perfectly into some more of my do's and don'ts of Thanksgiving. Brought to you by Amazon. Shop Black Friday week deals now. Number one on my list. Do pace yourself and do savor each bite. This day comes but once a year. Which is exactly why I'm going to sit my kids in front of the TV so that I can

• 13:19Kylie Kelce?

  maybe enjoy four bites before I get asked for something. Like dessert. Two, don't pressure others into participating in your turkey trots, turkey burns, or whatever the fuck else you want to do. I love that for you, truly.

• 13:38Kylie Kelce?

  But I don't need to earn my Thanksgiving dinner. And neither do you, really. Now, do I love physical activity? Yes.

• 13:48Kylie Kelce?

  But I can do it on Friday.

• 13:52Kylie Kelce?

  Or Wednesday.

• 13:55Kylie Kelce?

  That's all.

• 13:58Kylie Kelce?

  You got it. I believe in you. Number three, do play some backyard football or watch family and friends play. Football and Thanksgiving go hand in hand. You're supposed to have football on in the background so that people can be watching that while they're talking and mingling and chopping and doing things. Speaking of Thanksgiving football, number four, don't root for the Cowboys and do root for the Chiefs. Let's go Uncle Trav.

• 14:27Kylie Kelce?

  First of all, congratulations to Travis on the franchise touchdown record. For those of you who don't understand what an accomplishment that is,

• 14:37Kylie Kelce?

  we're talking about, that stat means that every other player that has played for the Chiefs organization has never had a touchdown record for the Chiefs

• 14:52Kylie Kelce?

  as much as Travis has now scored. So Travis now owns the record.

• 14:58Kylie Kelce?

  Of how many touchdowns he has made for the Chiefs franchise in his career. So that is an unbelievable feat, something that will be very difficult to get dethroned from knock on wood. Oh, that was questionable. Sorry, Trav. Sorry, Trav. I fixed it. But seriously, very impressive. And also, I'm so sick of the idea that the Cowboys are America's team, so they can kiss my ass and, you guessed it, get fucked. And hey, do make the game fun. Maybe you eat a turkey leg every time Travis scores a touchdown? Huh?

• 15:39Kylie Kelce?

  Maybe take a, maybe you could, maybe you could, um, oh, can't say that.

• 15:51Kylie Kelce?

  We'll bleep it. Maybe you could take a shot every time. Also, speaking of football, do root for the Birds on the Black Friday game, because we'll be there. Maybe. You know what? Who knows? Maybe I'll be in a turkey coma. But as always, go Birds. Go Birds. Also, the other podcast is having a tailgate at the link on Friday. And I made a plea on social media that my husband take me with him. So as long as I can take a Thanksgiving leftover sandwich to go, I'm there. This one is more for the tiny humans at Thanksgiving. Number five, don't yuck someone else's yum. AKA, don't talk shit about the green bean

• 16:35Kylie Kelce?

  casserole, cranberry sauce, any of it. Don't you dare tell me that the food is gross. Okay? We're about to cut up some turkey and try and lie to our children and tell them that it's chicken. I know I'm not the only house doing that. We also call pork chops in our house chicken. We have pork chops, turkey, and actually chicken that we call chicken. So.

• 17:05Kylie Kelce?

  Yes, the girls will need a reminder not to yuck people's yum because they'll eat approximately three things that are served. And when I say three things that are served, I mean, each of my three children who are currently like eating meals independently will each pick a single thing that they will eat, AKA three things total amongst three children. Someone will eat some turkey, I'm, I can guarantee that. Benny might eat green bean casserole because homegirl loves a green bean. She follows after her mom on that one.

• 17:41Kylie Kelce?

  What else? Oh, they will eat some of the cheese board.

• 17:46Kylie Kelce?

  But

• 17:49Kylie Kelce?

  a lot of that ends up being them making crackers for other people to eat, which is actually a disgusting practice. Someone will eat macaroni and cheese. I can almost guarantee that.

• 18:02Kylie Kelce?

  They will eat buttered rolls. I can say that's a three for three situation. Now, are they, at least one, Wyatt, will eat the butter off of the roll? And it is a toss up of whether or not she eats the actual roll. So

• 18:19Kylie Kelce?

  she'll probably just skip the middle man and give her a pad of butter. Benny will probably eat cranberry sauce because she's a little goofy like that. She's, I'm telling you, she's, we share a lot of foods. When I eat salads in front of her, she goes, is that salad? Can I have some? So she's built different, that one. They will tell me after they tell me that they're full, while their plates still have food all over them.

• 18:44Kylie Kelce?

  They will proceed to put their plate in the sink, immediately come to the side of me and say, can we have dessert? What's for dessert? What do we have for dessert? Are we going to have dessert? Is ice cream for dessert? Can I have a mini cone for dessert? Are we having cake? Are we having pie? I don't like pie. Can I have dessert?

• 19:03Kylie Kelce?

  So there's that. Cause you know, their dinner stomach is full, but their dessert stomach, empty. Number six, if your Thanksgiving dinner convo takes a contentious turn, do redirect to something we can all get behind. Okay? Cute dogs. Yes? The musical stylings of Wicked Two. And of course, you can always just interrupt the conversation with a good, "Go Birds!" That'll break it up. Don't leave early to go camp out in front of some store. We have Amazon at home now. Shop for all your gifts while you watch the Cowboys hopefully fall flat on their faces. Amazon Black Friday deals are live now, not just on Friday.

• 19:47Kylie Kelce?

  And if the chaos in your house doesn't slow down until the weekend, Cyber Monday deals start Saturday, too. So basically, it's just deals, deals, deals, deals, deals. And it comes to your front door. Guys, here's, here's what we need to do. Okay? For those of you who need to buy gifts for we humans, okay? Do it now. Do it right now. Do it. Do it. Now. Okay? While you lay in bed, fill up your cart, check out, it's gonna come right to your front door.

• 20:25Kylie Kelce?

  And then you can just store it away. That does it for You Know What's Fucked Up and My Do's and Don'ts of Thanksgiving, brought to you by Amazon. Moving on, as is tradition in these solo episodes, let's get to some of the real ones most burning questions in a Thanksgiving edition of Ask Me Some Things, because Ask Me Anything is far too open-ended. Yep, that's right, you guys needed boundaries. Ask Me Some Things is brought to you by ZipRecruiter, the smartest way to hire. Speaking of hiring and really jobs, around the Thanksgiving holiday, you know that you're cooking, taking care of your kids, working, taking care of everything else in life. It's a lot. Way more than a full-time job. So I want to shout out to all of the parents, grandparents, caretakers,

• 21:08Kylie Kelce?

  guardians, who are just hustling and getting the job done. Cheers to you, real ones. Now, first question is from Rotman Jenny. Who cooks the turkey and who carves it? Um, depends who you ask.

• 21:23Kylie Kelce?

  Typically, my mom and I cook the turkey and honestly, I feel like my mom carves it.

• 21:33Kylie Kelce?

  Jason has cooked turkeys the last two years. He is in charge of frying the turkey.

• 21:43Kylie Kelce?

  He tried his very best.

• 21:49Kylie Kelce?

  But if you ask him,

• 21:53Kylie Kelce?

  if the whole thing was safe to eat,

• 21:59Kylie Kelce?

  the answer might have been no.

• 22:06Kylie Kelce?

  He looked cute doing it, though, you know?

• 22:11Kylie Kelce?

  Jason, Jason doesn't cook often, so honestly, another situation of when he tries, it almost pisses me off because he's good at everything. But he did come up a little short two years in a row on the cook time.

• 22:27Kylie Kelce?

  So,

• 22:29Kylie Kelce?

  good news is, Lil' Lisa and I always do a standard oven baked turkey, oven roasted turkey, and so we did have backup. Next question from Russo Brucker. Are you able to get all together on actual Thanksgiving due to the football games? No.

• 22:49Kylie Kelce?

  We often, in over the last, I don't know, however many years, we have often shifted a holiday, just one or two days, and that's okay. We will sadly not see Travis for Thanksgiving this year because he will be busy playing. But we do love to make sure that we make an effort, if possible, to see each other around the holidays. So it's a little bit difficult when people are moving all over the place. And since everyone is not all in the same area, it gets difficult. But we make sure that over the holiday season, that we carve out time to see each other.

• 23:34Kylie Kelce?

  It's really, it's a funny thing to think about the fact that when you're watching a football game that is a staple on Thanksgiving, you're not really thinking about the thousand people who have to work that day to make sure that the broadcast happens, that the stadium opens, that there's concessions happening. All of those people are taking time away from their families on the holiday to make sure that everyone can enjoy this football game and sort of lean into the tradition. So shout out to all the NFL families whose

• 24:12Kylie Kelce?

  holidays are disrupted. But the good news is, is that I'm sure that everyone will find time to celebrate and get together with their families the same way that we have over the years. From Kristen and 16, first Thanksgiving with my BF. So exciting. How was your and Jason's first? And any advice? I genuinely have no idea. I straight up have no clue. Guys, I had, I've had, I've pushed out four human beings. That means four times my brain has left my body. Kristen, I'm so excited that you're having your first Thanksgiving with your BF. Make sure that you tell your

• 24:57Kylie Kelce?

  boyfriend that you're thankful for him. If you are, and if you're not, get the hell out of there. You know what I'm saying? Happy holidays. Next up from the Gerns, fuck, marry, kill, Thanksgiving dinner edition. Okay, here's, here's my logic on this. All right, we're leaving mashed potatoes, we're leaving mac and cheese, we're leaving out them out of this running because they're like a year round food. Like you could really have mashed potatoes with a steak and asparagus for dinner one night, or you could have mac and cheese and pulled pork and that for dinner one night. So like those very much live outside of Thanksgiving. And although they are phenomenal, and I would love to include them in this, I can't because they live outside of this.

• 25:38Kylie Kelce?

  So I'm going to go with, oh no, oh no. Should we go strictly Thanksgiving foods? Green bean casserole, cranberry sauce, stuffing? Oh no. I'm taking this very seriously, like far more serious than it needs to be. And I feel, I feel invested now.

• 26:05Kylie Kelce?

  Ahhhhh. I'm in a merry green bean casserole.

• 26:10Kylie Kelce?

  I'm gonna fuck this stuffing.

• 26:15Kylie Kelce?

  Merry green bean casserole, fuck stuffing.

• 26:21Kylie Kelce?

  Kill cranberry sauce that's not jellied. Nailed it. Loophole. And that does it for Ask Me Some Things Thanksgiving Edition, brought to you by ZipRecruiter. I'm gonna ask, oh, I'm not gonna ask, but you guys are. I'm gonna answer even more of your questions in part two, but first, some messages from me. This episode is brought to you by Amazon. Amazon has everything for everyone on your list this year. I know that I will be adding all of the things to my Amazon cart because I can do it as I think of it. And I don't even have to check out right away. I can just put it in my cart and make sure that as the thoughts come, I can add them in there. And they're gonna come right to my front door. And that is the kind of support I need during the holiday season.

• 27:05Kylie Kelce?

  And with Amazon Black Friday Week happening right now, you can save up to 40% on the gifts everyone wants, like the latest toys and hottest housewares, and the gifts they need, like new clothes for these tiny humans of mine who keep getting less and less tiny. I don't like it. I am very big into Black Friday Week because I love a deal. I love a deal so much. And it is the motivation I need to get ahead on my holiday shopping. So I'm 100% down for Black Friday Week. Once again, real ones, you can save up to 40% on gifts right now during Amazon's Black Friday Week. Shop Black Friday Week deals now. As the real ones know, I've had a lot of different jobs over the years.

• 27:47Kylie Kelce?

  I was a cashier in the local grocery store. I was a coach. I still am a coach. I was an instructional assistant, snack bar manager, babysitter. I was, you get it. I had a lot of jobs. And now I'm somehow considered a podcaster and a YouTuber. Wow, life comes at you fast. If you're an employer looking to find top talent in any of the fields I just mentioned, and well beyond, ZipRecruiter's matching technology works fast, so you don't waste your time or money. You can find out right away how many job seekers in your area are qualified for your role. Four out of five employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day.

• 28:30Kylie Kelce?

  And if you're looking for a job yourself, ZipRecruiter matches you up with relevant jobs in minutes. And you can apply to most of them with just one click. Most applications on ZipRecruiter are viewed right away, within 48 hours, based on their recent data. The majority of jobs on ZipRecruiter include salary and benefits info, plus ZipRecruiter is the number one rated job site based on G2. Try ZipRecruiter for free at ziprecruiter.com/ngl. That's ziprecruiter.com/ngl. Right now, try it for free. ZipRecruiter, the smartest way to hire.

• 29:02Speaker 00

  Let's be honest, you don't go to the holiday gift exchange just to participate. You go to win. This year, cause a stir. Gift a KitchenAid stand mixer to whip up new traditions. Tis your season to mix it up.

• 29:17Speaker 01

  Pink Pantheress here. Coach and Spotify are teaming up to bring music and style together, and they want you to be part of it. Grab your friends and head to the Tabby Tour, hitting cities around the country with live performances from special artists, exclusive experiences, and personalized products. And discover custom playlists on Spotify, booked just for you, based on who you are and how you listen. Live your story with Coach. Learn more at coach.com.

• 29:44Kylie Kelce?

  And we're back, and so is Doom Scroll the Week. And shocker, it's a special Thanksgiving edition of Doom Scroll, starting with this baking TikTok that proves TikTok isn't just for videos. I feel so strongly about this. I really want to nail this point, okay? TikTok, you are TikToking wrong if you're just laying there scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, you're TikToking wrong, okay? And this is how I'm going to prove it to you. Someone innocently posted this video of cookies she was struggling to bake with the text, "Why are my cookies still dough?" In parentheses, it says, "I cooked it for 11 minutes, then it was still soft, so I did eight minutes, and it's still soft."

• 30:28Kylie Kelce?

  She's pinching it, and it straight up looks like Play-Doh.

• 30:35Kylie Kelce?

  Okay.

• 30:38Kylie Kelce?

  First of all, your oven's broken, okay? I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you. But in this instance, okay?

• 30:50Kylie Kelce?

  You have to sprint to the comments. You gotta get in those comments so fast, your frickin' hair blows back, okay?

• 31:01Kylie Kelce?

  Let me just, let me read a few, okay? What did you use to cook them? A heated argument? Girl baked these with the heat of the moment.

• 31:13Kylie Kelce?

  Did you?

• 31:16Kylie Kelce?

  Did you?

• 31:20Kylie Kelce?

  Did you try turning the oven on? Homegirl baked these with warm regards.

• 31:32Kylie Kelce?

  Fifteen?

• 31:35Kylie Kelce?

  Fifteen degrees for 350 minutes? Question mark? Oh.

• 31:42Kylie Kelce?

  This one? This is what got me.

• 31:48Kylie Kelce?

  This same thing happened to me.

• 31:52Kylie Kelce?

  Your mom.

• 31:56Kylie Kelce?

  I'm crying. I'm crying. Your mom has to replace the light bulb in the heat.

• 32:06Kylie Kelce?

  Oh, my God.

• 32:13Kylie Kelce?

  Guys, actual tears. Hold on, I'm not done.

• 32:18Kylie Kelce?

  Oh, God. Put the cookies in the comments section, because it's roasting in here. Oh, God.

• 32:30Kylie Kelce?

  Oh, God. This shit is fucking phenomenal. Guys, if you are not reading the comments, you're doing it wrong. This is how you should TikTok. You should be deep in the comments, okay?

• 32:46Kylie Kelce?

  Oh, it's so good.

• 32:49Kylie Kelce?

  Queen Emma said, it's the holidays. Should we get honest about your baking skills? Probably. What can I bake?

• 33:01Kylie Kelce?

  Uh, I can bake chocolate chip cookies.

• 33:07Kylie Kelce?

  And not the ones that are like break and bake. I can actually like make a dough and bake cookies. Um, I am, I, excuse me, excuse me. Those presents aren't for you. I know. There will be some for you. I'm sure the big man will bring you something.

• 33:27Kylie Kelce?

  You're gonna lay right there.

• 33:30Kylie Kelce?

  Thank you. I can bake chocolate chip cookies.

• 33:35Kylie Kelce?

  I can bake Funfetti cupcakes.

• 33:39Kylie Kelce?

  I can bake. Oh, my, the one thing that I bake the most is banana chocolate chip muffins or banana chocolate chip bread. We do have well-known bakers in the family. Um, Donna's Dinner Rolls, big hit. Uh, Grandma Mary had great chocolate chip cookies. Taylor makes a banging sourdough loaf. I mean, it's so good.

• 34:08Kylie Kelce?

  And Pop Tarts.

• 34:11Kylie Kelce?

  Yeah. Uh, that's even more why I don't need to lean into being a baker because it's, it's covered. So I'm just gonna keep enjoying what is made. It's fine.

• 34:27Kylie Kelce?

  Queen Em is asking, do I want to give baking a try and let TikTok comments do their worst? Sure. Absolutely. Let's do it. I will share. Um, I did not bake a cake, but there was one year for, I want to say it was Ellie's birthday. She asked for a Bluey cake and so I got a Wegmans chocolate cake and I put Bluey on it. And by put Bluey on it, I mean, I mixed vanilla icing that comes in a tub up with some food coloring and then piped it on with a plastic bag. Maybe we'll post that and you guys can do your worst. Okay, we'll put that on our social media. When I showed it to my children, one of them said, it's a bunny?

• 35:09Kylie Kelce?

  So I've already been roasted. How much worse can it get?

• 35:14Kylie Kelce?

  Great. Let's try it. And our next scroll, according to my TikTok algorithm and my Gen Z nieces, Thanksgiving is in the thick of cuffing season. And if you don't know what that means, Queen Emma, the clip, please.

• 35:27Speaker 03

  This is exactly why they tell you to get you a little, a little something, something, a little bay, a little boo ski, a little, little, whatever the kids be saying, fine, the fine shit. Because when the temperatures drop and you go home and you in your bed and you don't got nobody to cuddle with. This, this is, this is, I'm telling you, when you're single, when the springtime comes and the summertime comes, it doesn't even cross your mind. You're like, yes, I'm living. As soon as it gets cold, you're like, I, I wish I could cuddle up with somebody.

• 36:05Kylie Kelce?

  This is all accurate information. That was very well put.

• 36:13Kylie Kelce?

  I nailed cuffing season and I'm gonna tell you why. The idea of cuddling in the cooler months is because you want to be nice and cozy and warm, cuddled up next to somebody. I married a human furnace. Okay, that man runs hot. And I'm not just talking about the way he looks. It is absurd how warm he is as a human being. So I fucking nailed this. I nailed this so hard. I think that if I asked Jason about cuffing season, that he would know exactly what it is. I feel like he would, he would understand that. I do think it's funny

• 36:57Kylie Kelce?

  that people consistently agree that cuffing season is the fall. That if you're not in a relationship by the fall,

• 37:05Kylie Kelce?

  the clock's ticking. But full disclosure, don't settle. Don't do that. Ladies, we can get heated blankets. Okay, we can get a heated blanket. We don't need, we don't need to settle. Don't do that.

• 37:22Kylie Kelce?

  Don't do that. Plus, when it comes to the holidays, think about it like this. If you're going into this holiday season, single as a Pringle, this is what I'm gonna tell you.

• 37:36Kylie Kelce?

  No one's gonna buy a better gift for you than you. Cause you know exactly what you want. And you won't be spending the money on somebody else to get them something that you think they want. So then you can just splurge on yourself. Doesn't that sound kinda nice?

• 37:53Kylie Kelce?

  Does, doesn't it? Get yourself a heated blanket. You'll be nice and cozy. You can get, you can get a cozy pair of slippers.

• 38:04Kylie Kelce?

  And then you can watch all the chick flick holiday movies and call the girlies to come over.

• 38:13Kylie Kelce?

  Perfect. Shush. Why are you barking at a fucking keyboard? You're losing your studio dog privileges. Do you need to go outside? You're being crazy. Okay, hold on. And that's it for Doom Scroll of the Week. Moving on, it's another week. Another ridiculous question I was asked by one of my children that I didn't know the answer to. So let's get to the bottom of it. And Tiny Human Question of the Week brought to you by perplexity. Everybody knows that my kids are at the age where they ask a lot of questions. A lot of it ends up as an initial question and then a lot of why? Why? Why? But this week ahead of the holiday, Ellie was getting into the Thanksgiving Day spirit.

• 38:56Kylie Kelce?

  And she wanted to make sure that we had plenty of turkeys to decorate the house. So we went online as we typically do to print out a bunch of pictures of turkeys that she could color in and add as decoration to the house. And as we were doing it, she said to me, "Mom, how do you tell if it's a boy turkey or a girl turkey?"

• 39:17Kylie Kelce?

  I didn't have an answer. I genuinely didn't. I had some assumptions, but I wanted to make sure that I was clear. My best guess was typically in the animal kingdom, the males are more flamboyant. They are more, it's more of a display because they need to impress the ladies.

• 39:38Kylie Kelce?

  So. But I still, Ellie's my animal lover, so I wanted to make sure that I gave her a legitimate answer. Um, let's get her the actual one. So, Queen Emma, can you please pull up perplexity and ask, "How do you tell the difference between a boy turkey and a girl turkey?" To tell the difference between a boy turkey called a tom, I had no idea, and a girl turkey called a hen, you can look for several key physical and behavioral traits. The easiest way is to examine the color and features on the head and feathers. Males are more robust and distinctive traits not seen, with distinctive traits not seen in females. Okay, so it is very much what I thought.

• 40:20Kylie Kelce?

  The beard. We know we love a beard. "Most toms have a bristle-like beard, a long filament protruding from the chest. Some hens may also have a small beard, but it's rare." This is perfect. I can go back to Ellie now and make sure that she knows the difference between a male turkey and a female turkey. Super helpful. That's it for Tiny Humans' Question of the Week, brought to you by Perplexity. I'll be right back with some answers to the Real Ones' non-Thanksgiving questions in Ask Me Some Things, Part 2. Real Ones! I hope you got to witness our NFL Piping Hot Tea Alt Broadcast group chat with Caleb Heron during the Chiefs game over the weekend on WhatsApp. It was incredible. To be able to do it with

• 41:03Kylie Kelce?

  people asking us live questions related to football made it extra fun. I don't know that there's a better way to spend your Sunday than enjoying football, and specifically with friends. That's always the best. Caleb, hilarious. I mean, I would say like top 10, maybe top 5 funniest people on the internet. I love his takes, and it was incredibly comical the whole time. Straight laughs. I'm also a big fan of the polls in WhatsApp. Queen Emma was posting the gifs. Also, the video notes are very fun. I'm so glad Caleb and I were able to bring this Piping Hot Tea NFL Broadcast idea to life, thanks to WhatsApp and the chat.

• 41:48Kylie Kelce?

  And I think that we're gonna have to do it again. How about that? For even more Real Ones and So True fans. WhatsApp is the ultimate second-screen experience for any live game, and for the best group chat experiences, like the one Caleb and I just had for the Chiefs game, it's time for WhatsApp. All right, let's get right back to more of your Ask Me Some Things questions. The first batch were about Thanksgiving, but these are about everything else. First up from Judge Books By The Cover. "I listen to this podcast on two times speed while running, so a 90-minute episode is a 45-minute episode. If it is less than that, I run less." Is that what you want, Kylie? America exercising less? Yeah.

• 42:34Kylie Kelce?

  Next question. Actually, I'm on record saying I don't run unless it's from something or for something, so the running is hard to get me to buy in on.

• 42:52Kylie Kelce?

  Oh, lovely. Here we go. "A note from the desk of Queen Emma." Because you know we love those. Hey, girl, no offense, but this person might really have a point here. In some ways, a cool 60 is actually only dirty 30 if you really think about it. Ha ha, some food for thought. Okay, bye, love ya.

• 43:13Kylie Kelce?

  Asshole.

• 43:16Kylie Kelce?

  No.

• 43:19Kylie Kelce?

  Absolutely not. Next question is something we surprisingly get a lot. "Who is Queen Emma?" Great question. For those of you who have not been here from the beginning or heard this explanation, I will give it to you one more time. The other podcast has an executive producer who was called out on the show as an intern. He was referenced multiple times as an intern. Eventually, they did share his name. He then became Intern Brandon. Okay? I started out this podcast making sure that it was known that my producer, Queen Emma, was not going to be reduced.

• 44:05Kylie Kelce?

  See it? Do you see her?

• 44:09Kylie Kelce?

  That she was not going to be reduced to an intern when she is a producer. So this is Queen Emma. She's my producer. My favorite part is when we meet real ones out in the wild. And they will be like, oh, I've listened to the podcast. And I'm like, great, that's Queen Emma. And you know what Queen Emma does? Hi. I swear to God, every time she's like in her head, get fucked, get fucked, Kylie, get fucked, get fucked. I was minding my business back here. Get fucked. Is that right, Emma?

• 44:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's pretty accurate.

• 44:48Kylie Kelce?

  Okay. Queen Emma, I've made threats to her that she will be on camera more because she will. Because I'm sick of talking about her like she's a mythical creature. She is a mythical creature, but good news. Queen Emma is actually in the room with me right now. So Queen Emma, you can get your ass over here. Look at how happy she is to be over here.

• 45:07Speaker 04

  Hey, everybody. Hey, friends.

• 45:10Kylie Kelce?

  I dare you to say cool 60.

• 45:11Speaker 04

  What do you think about a cool 60?

• 45:13Kylie Kelce?

  You're close enough for me to punch you. Watch yourself. Queen Emma is not here all the time, but sometimes we're in the same room, which is kind of fun. And Queen Emma's stuck with me. Thanks, Queen Emma, for coming into the shop. I know you really wanted to do that.

• 45:31Speaker 04

  No problem.

• 45:33Kylie Kelce?

  You know what? Misery loves company, guys. And if I have to be dragged in front of a camera, so does Emma. Okay. And this next question appears to be pure rage bait. What's with the boy names? I'll tell you what's with the boys' names. We, my husband and I, liked gender neutral names for our daughters. We picked the name Wyatt before we knew the gender of the baby. Obviously, she was a girl. And we had already decided on the name Wyatt. We decided we liked it as a boy or as a girl. Elliot's nickname is Ellie, so you can [BLEEP].

• 46:13Kylie Kelce?

  The part that I take issue with on people having an issue with our names is that I actually didn't ask.

• 46:24Kylie Kelce?

  I didn't ask what you thought about my kids' names. Uh, my husband and I agreed on the names. We like them. Uh, you honestly, you should try naming a human being. It's not easy. And so, uh, yeah, I'm, I'm good. I will say there's occasionally, I will come in contact with someone face to face who will say to me, "Oh, Wyatt, is that a family name?" Because they're trying to find a saving grace in the idea that my husband and I picked Wyatt for a little girl.

• 47:07Kylie Kelce?

  And you know what? The theme of this episode, besides giving thanks, might be getting fucked, because they can get fucked. How about that? And that does it for Ask Me Some Things, Part Two. Now, the last thing before I wrap up this solo episode, pop quizzes have sort of, uh, become a thing around here. We've done animal trivia, Gen Alpha slang, pop culture trivia twice with Jason. For our special episode, Queen Emma has prepared a Thanksgiving pop culture quiz.

• 47:37Kylie Kelce?

  I hope I'm gonna ace this one, but honestly, who the fuck knows? So, here we go. Now, once again, I have a stack of note cards here with me with the answers to check my work as I go. Here we go. Number one, the 99th Annual Macy's Day Thanksgiving Parade will debut a brand-new float this year featuring this trendy yet creepy toy. I don't even have to read the options on this one, genuinely. Number, uh, A is a Furby, B is a Tamagotchi, C is a giant one-eyed Cabbage Patch doll named Doreen, and D is a Labubu. As soon as I read creepy and trendy, it is a D Labubu. It has to be. It's D. It's a Labubu. Uh, I can guarantee you, we will not be watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

• 48:22Kylie Kelce?

  when the Labubu comes on the screen, because Ellie will lose her shit. And I don't blame her. Okay. The iconic SNL music video, "Back Home Ballers", about young adults going home for Thanksgiving only to have their parents do everything for them, again, is an institution.

• 48:44Kylie Kelce?

  Name a single SNL cast member or guest star who appears in this sketch. Shit.

• 48:51Kylie Kelce?

  Shit.

• 48:56Kylie Kelce?

  Shit.

• 48:58Kylie Kelce?

  Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna talk this out.

• 49:04Kylie Kelce?

  Queen Emma calling this an iconic SNL music video and saying that it's an institution makes me think that it's older.

• 49:17Kylie Kelce?

  But she just winced. I'm gonna go, one of the safest guesses I could possibly go here. I'm going to go not that old. I'm gonna go not old, not old. I'm not gonna go too far back. I'm gonna go ahead and guess Tina Fey.

• 49:36Kylie Kelce?

  Amy Poehler.

• 49:40Kylie Kelce?

  Am I think, am I thinking, I'm thinking too far back or too, too far back? Pete Davidson. Motherfucker. I'm gonna take the L because if I keep guessing, it's just gonna... Oh, God. Uh, some options here. Cameron Diaz, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones. I was, I was not gonna get that right. So, number three, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I have faith in myself right now and I haven't even gotten into the question. I've just seen the first words. Number three, new girl. Easy. Whatever it is, easy. Had Thanksgiving themed episodes in five of its seven seasons. In season two, Jess attempts to quote, "parent trap" her divorced parents for the holiday.

• 50:25Kylie Kelce?

  Who plays Jess's mom? Easy. Jamie Lee Curtis. The options that I had were A, Lolise McDevitt, B, Jamie Lee Curtis, C, Sarah Jessica Parker, or D, Donna Kelsey. That was very nice of you to eliminate two of those options for me, but I knew it. I, I didn't even need options. Number four, turkeys typically have a flappy, fleshy, hanging flap of skin on their throat that becomes more pronounced when they're trying to attract a mate.

• 50:54Kylie Kelce?

  You tried to get me on this.

• 50:57Kylie Kelce?

  You tried to get me on this and I respect it. What is that, what is this thingy called? Okay, so I want to point out that Queen Emma is not talking about the little flap that goes over their no, over their beak. She's talking about this situation.

• 51:20Kylie Kelce?

  It is called a waddle.

• 51:26Kylie Kelce?

  I'm going with waddle. Ellie said it. Ellie and I were literally talking about it the other day. And I'm going with waddle. A waddle! Oh, I was thinking it was not spelled like that because I haven't actually seen the word. But we were talking about a waddle. So that's wow. Number five, speaking of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, not gonna lie, has had four former guests participate in the parade. Name the one who did not participate. Oh, God. This is perfect. I said, "Oh, God," and then I read a couple of the options, and I think I can confidently say this. And Emma is making it seem like I should not be this confident. So there's that. A, Brie Larson.

• 52:10Kylie Kelce?

  B, Jennifer Hudson. C, Avril Lavigne.

• 52:16Kylie Kelce?

  D, Ed Sheeran. E, Kelly Clarkson. I'm gonna go with A, Brie Larson, because there's a theme with the rest of these people, and they were all musical talent.

• 52:29Kylie Kelce?

  I'm about to get fucked, aren't I?

• 52:35Kylie Kelce?

  D, Ed Sheeran. Brie Larson was indeed a participant of the Macy's Day Thanksgiving Parade. Number six, Thanksgiving weekend is a huge box office event. Which of the following movies had the highest grossing opening weekend over Thanksgiving in cinema history? This is hilarious.

• 52:53Kylie Kelce?

  Your options on this are hilarious.

• 52:57Kylie Kelce?

  A, Moana 2. B, Frozen. C, Deuce Bagalow, European Gigolo. Or D, Avatar 6. Yep, we made another one. So, D, Avatar 6, yep, we made another one, doesn't exist. Great, now we're down to three. Moana 2, I don't think is it.

• 53:18Kylie Kelce?

  I'm gonna go B, Frozen.

• 53:22Kylie Kelce?

  What? It's A, Moana 2. Really?

• 53:31Kylie Kelce?

  Wow. Seven. How many different Thanksgiving dinners did Lorelai and Rory go to in The Gilmore Girls, Season Three, episode titled "Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving"? Four. I don't even need to read the options. Four. I literally just watched this episode. You are trying to set me up for success here. I don't know why. Oh, because you're gonna try and get more minutes. You're an asshole.

• 53:52Kylie Kelce?

  Wow. Eight. As any Philadelphian worth her soft pretzel salt knows, Wawa famously has a hoagie called the gobbler, which was first introduced in 2005. Name all five key components of the traditional Wawa gobbler. Bonus points if you name the most common add-on. Shit. Gobbler consists of a roll,

• 54:16Kylie Kelce?

  cranberry, stuffing, turkey, gravy.

• 54:23Kylie Kelce?

  Bonus points. The most common add-on is mayonnaise.

• 54:30Kylie Kelce?

  What? Okay, first of all, I got the key components correct. I did not get the bonus point.

• 54:38Kylie Kelce?

  Do people really put mashed potatoes on a sandwich? Nobody's talking to you.

• 54:44Kylie Kelce?

  Literally, no one's talking to you. I need you to chill out. I said gobbler, and homegirl got all excited. Same. Number nine. The Season Eight Thanksgiving episode of Friends titled "The One With The Rumor", guest-starred this actor who also made an appearance on the other podcast this calendar year. A, Leonardo DiCaprio. B, Dwayne The Rock Johnson. C, Brad Pitt. Or D, Shaquille O'Neal. C, Brad Pitt.

• 55:16Kylie Kelce?

  I can confidently say that. Yep. Brad Pitt. Nailed it. I love that I show you guys the answers. Like, you won't believe me that that's what's written on the card. Yeah, I said it. Number 10. Name a single Thanksgiving-related song ever. Just one.

• 55:39Kylie Kelce?

  Is there one? Are there multiples?

• 55:45Kylie Kelce?

  No one's talking to you! You have stuff in your beard. Get yourself together!

• 55:53Kylie Kelce?

  I'm not talking to Jason. Hmm.

• 55:59Kylie Kelce?

  You know who would know this?

• 56:02Kylie Kelce?

  My husband. Okay, acceptable answers.

• 56:10Kylie Kelce?

  Does Adam Sandler really have a Thanksgiving song? I should have guessed that.

• 56:15Kylie Kelce?

  Uh, the theme music from Charlie Brown, Mashed Potatoes, USA.

• 56:21Kylie Kelce?

  Oh. That makes sense. We Are Family. Okay. This is all fair. I'll, I'll call all those fair. Final score is 6 out of 10. That's 60%. That's absolute trash. Everybody knows that. So we're gonna try and do better next time. That does it for my Thanksgiving Pop Culture Pop Quiz. That also does it for our special solo episode of Not Gonna Lie. You can find even more exclusive clips on my YouTube channel, on More Shit Monday. I'll be back next Thursday with a brand new episode. Remember, a brand new episode of F A F O is coming out on Tuesday, December 2nd, exclusively on YouTube. Please subscribe right now to the NGL YouTube channel so you don't miss it. Follow Not Gonna Lie on all social media, at NGLwithKylie. Listen and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts.

• 57:05Kylie Kelce?

  Not Gonna Lie is a Wave original, brought to you by Amazon. Thanks again to the real ones for tuning in.

• 57:20Speaker 00

  Let's be honest, you don't go to the holiday gift exchange just to participate. You go to win. This year, cause a stir. Gift a KitchenAid stand mixer to whip up new traditions. 'Tis your season to mix it up.