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• 1:51Speaker 01

  I was doing this movie Hoffo with Jack Nicholson. We were in Detroit, and I heard that U2 was in town. And I go into this restroom to take a pee, and I'm standing at the urinal. And here comes Jack, right after me. He comes in and he's standing next to me at the urinal. I'm standing here with my dick in my hand, and Jack Nicholson is standing right next to me with his dick. And it's just like, what is happening in my life? And then he's trying to focus, you know, like, don't get a shy wiener all of a sudden, like.

• 2:23Speaker 01

  I finally relaxed enough to start peeing, and he's like, you like U2? And I was like, and we're still peeing. And I was like, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I love him, I love him. He's like, wanna go see him? And I was like, yeah, sure, Jack. And he's like, they're pals of mine. You're in. And then we finished peeing, washed our hands, and then I went to see U2 with Jack Nicholson in Detroit.

• 2:47Travis Kelce?

  Let's go.

• 2:48Speaker 01

  There's like four more stories from that night, but that was, that was one of the first times I was like, what is happening right now? Like, they're pals of mine. You're in.

• 2:59Travis Kelce?

  It sounds like you're in, but that's not what he was saying.

• 3:09Travis Kelce?

  Welcome back to New Heights, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of Wonder Show, brought to you by Reese's, your favorite little chocolate peanut butter cups. Doggone, we're your hosts. I'm Travis Kelce, with my brother Jason Kelce out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Shout out to the Heights, shout out to the Bear Cats. Subscribe on YouTube, wherever you get your podcasts, and follow the show on all social media, at New Heights Show with one S. Uh, Jason, tell the people what we have coming up on this special episode of New Heights.

• 3:35Speaker 03

  92%ers, we got another great episode as we always do. Uh, the Chiefs are gonna be back in the win column this week. I don't know if that one, very formidable against the Jets. They somehow found a way to get victory. We also had a sumo fight at the New Heights tailgate. Uh, we got about an hour and a half left of the trade deadline. It'll be a little touch and go to see what happens here. Don't know if there's gonna be a quarterback move while we're in Minnesota. That'd be kinda crazy. Uh, needless to say, how he has been moving, eh, we're gonna get to it later. Uh, we've got two incredible guests that you're not gonna wanna miss. One, well, we got one incredible guest, one friend of ours. Bo Allen is returning to the show to talk a little ball. And we also have John C. Riley, the great. John C. Riley, that's right.

• 4:19Speaker 03

  Uh, he's gonna talk about his new movie, Step Brothers, Clowns, and of course, peeing with Jack Nicholson. Uh, let's get to a little bit of that new news.

• 4:27Travis Kelce?

  New news coming in.

• 4:29Speaker 03

  New news reactions from the Neil deGrasse Tyson episode, best guest ever. Please have him back for No Dumb Questions.

• 4:35Travis Kelce?

  Oh, my God, we need him back.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  I mean, honestly, he could be our senior correspondent.

• 4:39Travis Kelce?

  No dumb questions. If he's willing, if he's willing to.

• 4:43Speaker 03

  He's willing to waste his time talking to us again, yes.

• 4:47Travis Kelce?

  Making, making good points in a pointless conversation. That was the best shit ever, man.

• 4:51Speaker 03

  Topologically, it's one hole. Well, listen, I don't think about topologically. Neil.

• 4:58Travis Kelce?

  Don't try and, uh, what do you call it? Challenge him now while he's not here.

• 5:03Speaker 03

  I know, I didn't have the heart to challenge him on the episode. I chicken down, I chicken down, I chicken down. All right, Tiffany Donovan, Travis, just nodding like he's in second period science class first row, and is praying not to get called on. Nice, nice.

• 5:17Travis Kelce?

  Tiffany, you weren't there. I was actually really good in science.

• 5:20Speaker 03

  Were you good in science? Was that one of your stronger subjects?

• 5:23Travis Kelce?

  Jason, I just couldn't read. Everything else, I was good.

• 5:26Speaker 03

  So what sciences did you, uh, take at Cleveland Heights?

• 5:29Travis Kelce?

  Um, well, one of my favorites was nature studies.

• 5:35Speaker 03

  Shout out to Mr. Thaxton, shout out to Mr. Thaxton. That was not, uh, that was not AP course, I don't believe. That was not.

• 5:42Travis Kelce?

  I don't think that had an AP level, but it was just an elective. Fucking asshole. And sorry, I like nature, Jason. Sorry, I like taking walks around Cleveland Heights.

• 5:56Speaker 03

  You know what?

• 5:56Travis Kelce?

  Learning about the trees and the bees and the birds.

• 5:59Speaker 03

  It's a great point that nature studies in some ways is more applicable probably for most people. But it's some ways it was, seemed like the fuck around, like, class.

• 6:10Travis Kelce?

  It was 1000%.

• 6:11Speaker 03

  Biology too, or, uh, like physics or something like that.

• 6:15Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 6:16Speaker 03

  Um, but it's probably way more important that people know nature studies than any of the other stuff. Uh, well, uh, what, uh, you do know what power equals, though?

• 6:28Travis Kelce?

  Power?

• 6:29Speaker 03

  Power, what's power equal?

• 6:32Travis Kelce?

  I have no idea.

• 6:33Speaker 03

  I thought you, mass times acceleration. Anyways, uh.

• 6:36Travis Kelce?

  That's power? Wait, no, you said mass times acceleration isn't power, is it velocity?

• 6:41Speaker 03

  Power equals mass times acceleration. But I used to think that was, uh, force equals mass times acceleration, but I'm pretty sure.

• 6:47Travis Kelce?

  Dude, it's definitely force.

• 6:50Speaker 03

  Is it force?

• 6:51Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 6:51Speaker 03

  Dude, I thought it was force, and I ran into my teacher, and he said.

• 6:54Travis Kelce?

  F equals MA. Take that, Tiffany Donovan.

• 6:57Speaker 03

  I just keep going back to power somehow. I keep fucking mind-fucking myself that it's power.

• 7:01Travis Kelce?

  Cause you want, all you wanna do, you're a center, you wanna run power, is what you wanna do. You wanna get the old eye and fucking just knife the a-gap. Go ahead, Jason.

• 7:12Speaker 03

  All right, um, from Jenna dot rabid thrash panda, okay?

• 7:17Travis Kelce?

  Man, these fucking names are.

• 7:19Speaker 03

  The human digestive tract is also one very long hole. Listen, I don't think your mouth and your butt are the same hole. I'm just gonna, this is my, my greatest argument. I wish I would've brought this up with Neil, is that your mouth, in Neil's view of what a hole is, your mouth and your ass are the same hole. I, I think there's a clear distinction between your mouth and your ass.

• 7:41Travis Kelce?

  At GF, DH, JV, CG, that's just, somebody just didn't give a fuck and lets the computer pick their.

• 7:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is a bot. So the bot said.

• 7:53Travis Kelce?

  So humans only have one hole? We are straws. I don't think that's what Neil was saying, but.

• 7:59Speaker 03

  Well, topologically, that is what Neil said.

• 8:01Travis Kelce?

  I don't even, I haven't looked at what topologically means, so I'm just gonna act like you're wrong.

• 8:08Speaker 03

  Right. Um, that is a value 92%er, apparently. Brandon is clearing the, uh.

• 8:14Travis Kelce?

  Clearing the air on that bot.

• 8:16Speaker 03

  Clearing the air on that bot name.

• 8:17Travis Kelce?

  So we got bots, all right, cool.

• 8:19Speaker 03

  We did get an interesting counterpoint on the Nick Saban episode to Nick's reluctance to expand the playoffs. Uh, the counterpoint is there aren't 64 teams that can win March Madness either.

• 8:31Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, but the, the wear and tear on football games is, is a little different than the wear and tear on basketball games. And the magic of 64 teams, I mean.

• 8:43Speaker 03

  There are far more Cinderella stories in March Madness than there's going to be in the college playoffs this year. The college football playoffs going to 24 teams is taking away all of the meaningful parts of conference football, which used to be really important. And now is just like, I don't know, I mean.

• 9:05Travis Kelce?

  A record.

• 9:06Speaker 03

  They're not, they're, they're taking, they're not even doing conference championships anymore. It's gonna, can be completely erased. Um, I'm just not a fan of erasing, you know, what the Big Ten and the SEC are, and the importance of winning those to have a chance at competing for a national championship or a BCS game. I guess they're not called that anymore, but one of the bigger postseason bowls. Um, they did a poll, ESPN, I guess, like, they said we, they did a poll. Everybody pretty much and their mother said they are not in favor of going to 24 teams. And then they just, they said, yep, we, uh, you have, we hear you, and here's the 2014 playoff.

• 9:45Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, and I bet you we all watched it, so there you go.

• 9:48Speaker 03

  You can check out the convos that, uh, Nick Saban and Neil deGrasse Tyson were having on our, uh, on this show last week. Uh, those are all on the YouTube page, so if you're interested in hearing what a astrophysicist and a best college football coach of all time, uh, wanted to discuss with us, you can go check those episodes out, uh, in the YouTube sphere. All right, let's get Bo Allen in here. What do you think, Trav?

• 10:12Travis Kelce?

  Let's get Bo Allen in here to talk some Week Nine football. I guess, Mason is actually with Bo, I'm gonna go ahead and do the intro here. Making his return to New Heights, the 6-3 nose tackle from Wisconsin. Those cheese curds, he could put them down, that big old son of a buck, the king of the Squattober. The Minnetonka madman, 92%ers, please welcome back Super Bowl champion Bo, honey Bo, Bo Allen.

• 10:43Speaker 03

  That was a great intro.

• 10:44Travis Kelce?

  That was great, king of Squattober, how do you feel about that?

• 10:46Speaker 03

  I think it's very accurate, but you lifted almost 100 pounds more than.

• 10:49Travis Kelce?

  You see that ass, of course. Is that her looking, gets smarter and funnier?

• 10:52Speaker 03

  Let's go, pump the brakes. All right, uh, so Chiefs, let's get to the Chiefs game. Well, thank you for joining the show. Thank you for letting me use your house.

• 10:59Travis Kelce?

  Thank you.

• 11:00Speaker 03

  Um, Trav, uh, I'm sorry that you're the third wheel on this. It's always awkward when you're the one person outside of the room, I feel like. How do you feel right now?

• 11:07Travis Kelce?

  I feel happy. I feel like I'm right there with you guys.

• 11:09Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 11:09Travis Kelce?

  You're right here, right in between us.

• 11:13Travis Kelce?

  Picture yourself right here.

• 11:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:15Speaker 03

  All right, Trav, do you want to talk some Chiefs?

• 11:18Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, would love to. Just, uh, just got off the losing train and I'm on the winning train, baby. Let's go.

• 11:23Speaker 03

  That's right, baby. Chiefs 35, Jets 12. Beat the juggernauts that are the New York Jets. Thoughts on the game?

• 11:31Travis Kelce?

  You're a sick son of a bitch. Uh, yeah, no, it was a, it was a good one. We put one together. Uh, obviously second half, a lot more, a lot better than the first. Um, kind of kicked ourselves in the foot there with turnover on the first drive. And from there, um, just kind of had to settle in, make some plays and, uh, and defense was outstanding the entire game. So, uh, finally put it together there in the second half, uh, playing good football in all three phases and, uh, got back to Chiefs, Chiefs ball, baby.

• 11:58Speaker 03

  Yes, you did. It was actually your 200th game. Well, how did that feel? Yeah, man.

• 12:03Travis Kelce?

  200 fucking games?

• 12:05Speaker 03

  It's a lot of games.

• 12:07Travis Kelce?

  Felt good. I'm not gonna lie, man. I think I.

• 12:10Speaker 03

  You look good when you're running. You look like you're still got it. Yeah.

• 12:13Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 12:13Speaker 03

  Was this a get right game for the Chiefs?

• 12:15Travis Kelce?

  It was a game that we knew we needed to win. I don't know that it was, it was a football game. You know, every single week you go into it with the same mentality, uh, to dominate for four quarters. And, uh, it didn't happen for four quarters, which we can always improve on, but, um, we did dominate there towards the end, I thought, and got our, got our swagger back in a way to, to feel confident, feel good about who we are and what we're doing.

• 12:38Speaker 03

  Did you at all, uh, think about Jets Jake's misery while you were, uh, stomping on the Jets, uh, defense?

• 12:45Speaker 04

  Was the misery fueling you in a way?

• 12:47Travis Kelce?

  In a way it was not. I, um, I honestly, I thought, I thought Jake was like.

• 12:52Speaker 03

  Did Jake cross your mind one time during the game?

• 12:55Travis Kelce?

  No.

• 12:59Travis Kelce?

  Which I love Jake. I love, I love, I love you Jake. Uh, didn't think about you one time.

• 13:07Travis Kelce?

  Was thinking more about what my opponents were doing and how I could, you know, beat them. Uh, but I will say this, Jake was in Philly. He chose, he chose to go to the New Heights tailgate instead of coming to the Chiefs Jets game. Um, so hopefully he wasn't as miserable as he would have been if he was in Kansas City.

• 13:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't think he chose to go to Philly. He was contractually obligated because he had a New Heights tailgate in Philadelphia.

• 13:33Travis Kelce?

  Paternity leave is over. You're right. All right.

• 13:35Speaker 03

  I was going to go up to the suite attendant and tell her to put the Chiefs game on, but Jake had already beat her and asked if they could put the Jets game on, is what she said to me. She said, yeah, your friend already said that he wanted to put the Jets game on. Don't know how you feel about that.

• 13:50Travis Kelce?

  I mean, I would ask him how he felt about watching the Jets game.

• 13:56Travis Kelce?

  I'm not here, I'm not here to take shots at anybody, man. I know the Jets have, uh, have been on the, the butt end of the joke for a while, man. They, they got some ball players over there. I'll, I'll give them that. And, um, there were, there were definitely some young cats that, that showed up and, and played hard. And I mean, it was just, uh, Patty Mahomes and K9 getting, getting it right and getting that run game going. It just makes his offense click a lot more, man.

• 14:20Speaker 03

  Listen, Jets fans, just wait till we get to the Eagles section. We're going to get some retribution on my end. Uh, yeah, you just mentioned it. Mahomes, Kenneth Walker, Mahomes, 242 yards, two touchdowns. Walker, 102 yards, one rushing touchdown, two receiving touchdowns. Travis Kelce, 74 yards. Are you upset that they counted that as a, as a rushing touchdown? Does it matter to you? Do you wish that's a receiving touchdown? How many touchdowns do you have on shovel passes? And things like that that actually should be received? I've never thought about this.

• 14:50Speaker 04

  He scored one on us, man, in 2017.

• 14:53Speaker 03

  That was Travis.

• 14:53Speaker 04

  Took flight from like the nine yard line.

• 14:57Speaker 03

  It was the five. Let's not overdo it. It was still very impressive.

• 15:03Speaker 04

  I was like, what the fuck is going on? It was like Space Jam. I was like.

• 15:06Travis Kelce?

  It was, it was exciting.

• 15:08Speaker 03

  Bo, he was taking out 23 years of being the younger brother.

• 15:11Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 15:14Travis Kelce?

  That's exactly what happened, actually.

• 15:17Speaker 03

  Have you ever thought about that? How many touchdowns do you have that are actually being counted as rushing touchdowns?

• 15:21Travis Kelce?

  I'm not sure. I know I've, I've scored on that play specifically three or four times. So, but I'm not sure what they've, they've counted it in the past.

• 15:29Speaker 03

  Well, not just that play, but I'm also talking about like, how many shovel screen touchdowns do you have? Cause those are technical.

• 15:34Travis Kelce?

  Those are passes.

• 15:35Speaker 03

  Oh, those are passes. I'm an idiot. Jason, stupid fuck.

• 15:39Travis Kelce?

  All right. I have, I have a few rushing touchdowns just from like being the Wildcat, but.

• 15:43Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 15:43Travis Kelce?

  Three.

• 15:45Speaker 03

  Three rushing touchdowns.

• 15:46Travis Kelce?

  Three rushing. Nice.

• 15:47Speaker 03

  Nice. Okay. So not that many. All right. Well, we've got the broad stats. Travis Kelce became the oldest tight end to score a rushing touchdown in NFL history.

• 15:56Travis Kelce?

  Hell yeah.

• 15:57Speaker 03

  And by history, we mean dating back to 1999, which is not the history of the NFL. I think that's maybe as long as they've been, they could find evidence of this. What is, what do you, you know, what is this?

• 16:06Travis Kelce?

  I don't know if Titans played till they were 37 before 1999.

• 16:11Speaker 03

  Sure they did. How's he news? How long did he play?

• 16:15Travis Kelce?

  He did. He played a while.

• 16:17Speaker 03

  He played a long time, didn't he?

• 16:18Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 16:19Speaker 03

  Well, Taysom Hill also, interesting, he's being called a tight end. 35 years and 50 days scored a touchdown. Uh, I don't know. Yeah, that is a LeBron stat. Pretty cool though. I feel like it's more than a LeBron stat. That's a legit stat. The oldest person ever scored a touchdown.

• 16:35Travis Kelce?

  I think it's a little buns. Yeah, it's a, it's a buns.

• 16:37Speaker 03

  Buns? What do you mean? You're the oldest person still to score a touchdown? That's pretty dope.

• 16:41Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, it's like.

• 16:42Speaker 04

  A rushing touchdown. I feel like that's harder for a.

• 16:43Travis Kelce?

  He's the oldest one still doing it. Like, it's not like a great.

• 16:49Travis Kelce?

  If you look at it from the other way, it's like, he's still fucking playing.

• 16:53Speaker 04

  No, it's more like he's still fucking doing it. Not like he's still doing it. You're doing it, Peter. You're really doing it.

• 17:01Speaker 03

  Another LeBron stat, Magic Mahomes and Travis Kelce officially broke the NFL record. This is not LeBron's, this is a legit stat. Officially broke the NFL record for most passing receiving yards by a quarterback tight end duo.

• 17:13Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, that's what's cool.

• 17:14Speaker 03

  Passed Rivers Gates at 9,352 yards. That's awesome. Very cool.

• 17:22Travis Kelce?

  And I've seen that connection, uh, for many years, my earlier years, but I've seen that connection for a long time. And that's a pretty cool one to be a part of and to, to be in the same conversations as Rivers and Gates, man. That's, uh, that's, that's quite the honor right there.

• 17:36Speaker 03

  Well, we also have, uh, some highlights here. We're going to, uh, show the screen to K9 touchdown. Uh, in particular, we're going to highlight Kasey, fresh legs, Suma Tia out there running clean.

• 17:54Speaker 03

  Ooh, secures up the sidewalk.

• 17:56Speaker 04

  Shoot.

• 17:58Speaker 03

  Get off the tracks.

• 18:02Travis Kelce?

  Let's go. 7-6.

• 18:04Speaker 04

  Kind of running like a D lineman there.

• 18:06Speaker 03

  Not.

• 18:06Travis Kelce?

  Creed with a gray block.

• 18:08Speaker 03

  By 95.

• 18:09Travis Kelce?

  Gray, gray block.

• 18:12Speaker 03

  It really was all, that's what, I love a good timed up screen. Top of the numbers of the landmarks. You're blocking for the top of the numbers. You know where the running back's going to be hitting it. You get out flat so you're not downfield and then you hit it a thousand miles an hour. And whoever gets in the way, you just fuck them up. Bow, Trey Smith. Bow, Kasey Matsumi.

• 18:34Travis Kelce?

  This show was electric, man.

• 18:36Speaker 03

  All right, we have another clip. Bo, what do you think when you see a screen? Are you, do you get, uh, well, from a defensive lineman's perspective?

• 18:44Speaker 04

  Well, as a nose guard, you know, whenever I get a screen as a white nose guard, I'm immediately, immediately I know that it's a screen. I'm the screen killer, baby. Anytime they don't block me, when I have a clean pass rush win, I'm like, in the backfield, I'm like, this is God.

• 19:00Speaker 03

  It's a screen.

• 19:02Speaker 04

  I actually had a clean win one time and I thought it was a screen. I started to retrace it. My coaches, I feel, what the fuck are you doing here, man? I was like, I thought it was a screen, coach. I know my role.

• 19:12Speaker 03

  I never win that clean.

• 19:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, I've never won that clean before.

• 19:16Travis Kelce?

  That's so good.

• 19:17Speaker 03

  All right, let's, uh, I'll, uh, let's see. Uh, what did you think watching the replay of Pat Mahomes arm nearly getting ripped off his shoulder?

• 19:26Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, this was terrifying. It was even the way he like got hit and like fell and like it was, it was like the elbow was just like what everyone, like everyone saw him holding. I didn't know what the hell was actually hurting him just from the hit. I was like, man, this guy just got fucking lit up.

• 19:43Speaker 03

  Jalen Moore gets beat and, oh, attack the throwing arm. They teach that for all of you watching. Uh, you don't just go to get a sack on the quarterback. Bo, what is the exact teaching point here?

• 19:55Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, just try to get the ball out of the throwing arm, Kelsey. It's not that complicated, buddy. But I mean.

• 20:01Speaker 03

  Very technical.

• 20:03Travis Kelce?

  We do a lot of nuance or D line coaching. I'm sure you, you know, you can appreciate, but like these days you never, you just gotta get the ball up before the arm starts moving forward or else they will rule it an incomplete pass, which always sucks.

• 20:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:15Travis Kelce?

  And the thing is, he was getting ready to fucking rip that thing 70 yards downfield.

• 20:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's putting a lot of torque. You see his hips like turning. There is a lot of force into that moment right there where the ball's at. Uh, so, and we got, obviously you don't see it in this clip, but he gets up holding his arm like Travis is saying. Clearly I, I thought he was out. I thought he tore his UCL almost immediately. Like I was like, this is not good. And lo and behold, he's in the next drive. Pat's ligaments, I think are just built different. Like I, I brought this up on Monday night, uh, yesterday. There's this injury, which he comes back the next series, throwing the ball, not any pain. He dislocated his kneecap one game and he's back the next week. He has ACL, LCO. Everybody thinks there's no way he's back for the first game of the season. Back, first

• 21:05Speaker 03

  drive, rushing touchdown. And then we play you guys at a Super Bowl and everybody's telling us he's got a high ankle sprain and he fucking is running around like there's not a goddamn thing wrong with him.

• 21:14Travis Kelce?

  I'll say this, I'll say this. His, uh, his, one of his trainers in the offseason, Bobby Stroop, they do a lot of mobility stuff. They do a lot of flexibility, mobility, strengthening, stabilizing, stuff like that. I've actually trained with him myself and have done some of the stuff that he's doing. Um, and it's everything from the intrinsics in the feet through the ankles and knees and hips. And I mean, there's not a, there's not a joint that he's not making sure, uh, he, he like focuses on throughout the training process over the offseason. And so shout out to Bobby and everything he's doing. Um, and, uh, and shout out to Pat for, you know, one, being a fucking warrior and always, you know, anytime,

• 21:55Travis Kelce?

  anytime it's even a question, he's out. You know what I mean? Like if, if he could play, him at 50% is still topping the league, you know, it's just, it's just who he is. So, uh, shout out to Pat for having the, the toughness and the cojones and, um, shout out to his, his training regime, man.

• 22:13Speaker 03

  Couldn't say it any better. Uh, Bo, we do have a question for you. Uh, there was a soundbite out of Chris Jones, uh, the past two weeks, there's been a couple of soundbites. I'd like to read them for you and then get your reaction. Chris Jones has two sacks, including his first full sack of the season this past week.

• 22:26Travis Kelce?

  Two sacks?

• 22:27Speaker 03

  That's right. Last week, uh, he was asked about only having a half a sack and he said, I don't play for stats. I mean, sacks are huge, can't say nothing, but I don't play for stats. I play for letters, W's and L's. Mostly he's, I think he's talking about W's. Most important thing is winning. That's the most important thing. Then he got a sack this week and he said, listen, I know last week I said that sacks don't matter. I lied.

• 22:48Travis Kelce?

  What a guy, man.

• 22:52Speaker 03

  You know, I have 1.5 career sacks. So let me tell you, Kel, sacks aren't everything, right? It's about the wins.

• 22:59Travis Kelce?

  No, that's such a classic Deli response that, I mean, listen, at the end of the day is it is about getting wins. You can get pressures and have a lot of impact on the game as an interior defensive lineman without actually getting the sack. You know, at least that's what I tell myself. I can't sleep at night. But like a sack kinda is a team stat in a way. It's like a defensive team stat in a way. Cause you know, you need to have, uh, your DBs need to be.

• 23:23Speaker 03

  Yeah. Unless you win like right away and the guy doesn't have time. Most sacks come down to good coverage, the quarterback holding the ball and then you're winning.

• 23:31Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. Just a holistic defensive play, you know, but like, you know, Chris Jones' impact on the field is much greater than, you know, just a couple, you know, two sacks or whatever he's got. Like he's a dog, man. He's getting pressure. Unbelievable. He's being a leader on the field. You know, he's doing everything the right way. He's playing physically. So like, I'm kind of the camp of, you know, sacks aren't everything. It's all about the wins, getting a win, whatever you need to do to get the team to win. But getting a sack feels really fucking good.

• 23:56Speaker 03

  Is there anything better for a Deli than getting a sack?

• 23:58Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. Getting a pick six, baby. Jesus.

• 24:01Speaker 03

  Did you ever get that?

• 24:02Travis Kelce?

  No. I was like, whoa, what? You know the feeling?

• 24:07Speaker 03

  Right.

• 24:07Travis Kelce?

  I can imagine.

• 24:09Speaker 03

  Yes, I put myself in.

• 24:10Travis Kelce?

  I think about it a lot.

• 24:12Speaker 03

  You're underplaying this though, a little bit in the room. Like I do know that you guys are infatuated with sacks. And part of that is also the way the contracts are structured, right? Like there's so much incentive built into the way defensive lineman are paid, but yeah.

• 24:26Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. I mean, especially a, uh, you know, a top end player like Chris Jones, he, he has an incredible, I mean, you know better than anybody, Trav. He has an unbelievable expectation of himself that he's earned. Um, he wants to be the one to get all those sack numbers and stuff, but I truly believe that, I mean, I agree with the first part of this.

• 24:43Speaker 03

  Yeah. No, I think we all agree with the first part, but he.

• 24:47Travis Kelce?

  But it is.

• 24:47Speaker 03

  That's why it's a great.

• 24:48Travis Kelce?

  And he even agrees with the first part, but he, he's taking out the fact that it, sacks don't matter and he doesn't care about them, obviously. Yeah. Getting the quarterback with the ball in his hands behind the line of scrimmage is a huge part of this game. If you're, if you're making the offense go backwards instead of forwards is big, but I, I'm on top of everything else that we just mentioned in terms of the incentives and the contract stuff and how the, how the league looks at defensive linemen in terms of their greatness and what those, what sacks do to that, uh, to the view of that. I think it's all, it's always about wins.

• 25:21Speaker 03

  Right.

• 25:21Travis Kelce?

  And, and Chris knows that. And, um, when he's asked the question of, you know, why you only have 1.5 sacks? He's like, listen, as long as we're winning, I'm happy. It's like, yeah, sweet. But also if I'm getting sacks and we're winning, I'm really happy.

• 25:36Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 25:36Travis Kelce?

  I mean, that's the, that's the home run. I'm trying to.

• 25:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:39Travis Kelce?

  Sacks come in bunches too. Like there's, it's just such a weird thing, man. Once you like kinda in a lull, you get one, like you're kind of rolling again, you know, like huge confidence booster, man.

• 25:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:49Travis Kelce?

  You're gonna keep getting them.

• 25:50Speaker 03

  Well, Trav, that's all we got for Chiefs. I don't know if you have anything else you want to touch on, but we do have next week, you guys head to Atlanta, the ATL to take on the Falcons. They're coming off a 34-17 loss to the Bengals in Madrid. What are you expecting? Atlanta's sneaky, man. They've looked really good at times and other times they've kind of been a little, yeah.

• 26:10Travis Kelce?

  They were sneaky in the beginning of the year because they, you know.

• 26:14Speaker 03

  Struggling a little bit. Yeah.

• 26:15Travis Kelce?

  Not, it's that and it's like the shocking, you know, wins that they had. I won't even say shocking, but the wins that they had, that they technically, you know, weren't like picked to win, or they weren't favored in, like it's out there now, you know? So we know that they have the, they have the ability to win games.

• 26:32Speaker 03

  With anybody.

• 26:33Travis Kelce?

  So exactly with anybody. They beat the 49ers. That's one of the best teams in the league right now when they're firing on all cylinders. So I think, uh, you know, the film doesn't lie. Um, we gotta go and, and attack our, you know, our weaknesses and, and, and, you know, get the game plan tightened up and make sure that we're, uh, we're firing on all cylinders. So we give ourselves the best chance, but, um, obviously, you know, the confidence is in the, is in the building, you know? If we play at our, our best level, you know, we, we give ourselves a chance to go out there and dominate.

• 27:05Speaker 03

  I mean, dude, I'm looking forward to this one though. I mean, I'm looking forward to watching you as I do every week. I'm going to see two of the best running backs in the NFL go toe to toe.

• 27:13Travis Kelce?

  Touche.

• 27:13Speaker 03

  Uh, the Chiefs are acquiring wide receiver Josh Downs. Did you know this?

• 27:18Travis Kelce?

  I did. Yes.

• 27:19Speaker 03

  This is just happening?

• 27:20Travis Kelce?

  It's just happened. Yep.

• 27:21Speaker 03

  Dude, I, uh.

• 27:22Travis Kelce?

  It's happened. Got, got, got another wide receiver, another weapon in the building. Got some more arsenal, uh, to, for Andy Reid to go out there and use. And it's going to be so much fun getting another guy in the building, man.

• 27:32Speaker 03

  Not gonna, I, I like really wanted the Chiefs to try, kind of get a vertical threat because it feels like that's what you guys need the most. But I, we, we covered Indy, uh, I called one of their games overseas. Josh has been playing outstanding this year. Like he has ability to get open to man coverage, his ability to separate. He's open constantly. He's really been their main man coverage guy that they've leaned on. Uh, been a really good receiver this year for Indianapolis. I think this is awesome. Obviously everybody's talked about this is the, a big piece you guys have been looking for offensively to help take the offense to the next level. I'm a huge fan of this move.

• 28:07Travis Kelce?

  Listen, the guy, the guy is one, like the, the biggest thing you said, man to man coverage, that's going to come up is more than you think down the line. When things get tight in the NFL, man coverage is, is what, is what defensive coordinators go to. And, uh, and when you got a guy that you can trust in those kinds of situations, um, and on top of that, uh, you know, I feel like in the middle of the field, he feels the, the, the zone coverages and, and what defensive voids, he's very good in all of that. Um, and you know, I, just to get another fast guy, another, another focal point for the defense to have to worry about in terms of run game and having to relate the right way

• 28:49Travis Kelce?

  and things like that. It's just, it's gonna, it's gonna, it 100% made our offense better. And I can't wait to get him in the, uh, in the building and get him acclimated to the, uh, to the Chiefs, uh, offense.

• 29:00Speaker 03

  And man coverage in particular, some of you guys are going to see more and more because of the way you guys are running the ball. They're going to start stacking the box. They're going to try and take K9 out of the situation. So to have a guy like this on the perimeter that makes them make a decision and be honest a little bit more with the offense holistically is huge. Um, Josh, we got a little reaction tweet, it looks like. You want to open that up?

• 29:18Travis Kelce?

  Well, we know he had, he requested a trade, I believe. I think that's what the, uh.

• 29:23Speaker 03

  He's like, give me the fuck up out of here. Oh, you don't say. He didn't want to be in Indy.

• 29:34Speaker 03

  Oh my gosh, that's, that is hilarious. That's.

• 29:40Travis Kelce?

  What is this video of Vince Carter? It's an epic, like the get the, the meme is hilarious. The gif is hilarious.

• 29:47Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 29:48Speaker 04

  Tell the Vikings defense is feeling when Kirk Cousins trade went through.

• 29:53Speaker 03

  I feel like a lot of teams are feeling this way today. It's a lot of people.

• 29:58Speaker 03

  All right. Thank you to our partner Reese's.

• 30:02Travis Kelce?

  Real question, when a guy subs himself out for a water break, is it really a water break?

• 30:10Speaker 03

  What else? I'm confused. What else would it be?

• 30:12Travis Kelce?

  A Reese's break. You're gassed. You hit the sideline. Someone hands you a cup of water and Reese's.

• 30:19Speaker 03

  Okay. Which one are you reaching for first?

• 30:21Travis Kelce?

  I mean, that peanut butter chocolate delight that Reese's peanut butter cup every time.

• 30:28Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying.

• 30:29Travis Kelce?

  Pay close attention this season and you may realize everything happens for Reese's.

• 30:36Speaker 03

  All righty. Thank you to our partner Royal Caribbean.

• 30:40Travis Kelce?

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• 30:51Speaker 03

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• 31:00Travis Kelce?

  Plus 28 places to eat, live music everywhere, uh, high divers at the Aqua Theater and a full blown Broadway hit.

• 31:09Speaker 03

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• 31:16Travis Kelce?

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• 31:29Speaker 03

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• 31:35Travis Kelce?

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• 31:46Speaker 03

  On offense, it's important to prevent problems from the moment the ball is snapped.

• 31:50Travis Kelce?

  That's true. Otherwise you're just out there running cardio. Can't get open for a big play.

• 31:57Speaker 03

  But it's not just football. There's a lot of things you need to prevent before they start.

• 32:01Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. Like in your mouth.

• 32:03Speaker 03

  My mouth specifically?

• 32:05Travis Kelce?

  I mean, probably yours too, but I'm talking everybody's mouth. There's bacteria in there that can lead to oral health problems like cavities, gingivitis.

• 32:16Speaker 03

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• 32:27Travis Kelce?

  Ooh, exactly. With twice daily brushing, Colgate Total prevents oral health problems like cavities and gingivitis.

• 32:35Speaker 03

  And it's not just one contributing player either. It's a whole system. Toothpaste, mouthwash, and a special toothbrush.

• 32:42Travis Kelce?

  Now that's the squad you want fighting for your mouth.

• 32:45Speaker 03

  Colgate Total is like having a full playbook in your bathroom, working to help prevent oral health problems before they start.

• 32:53Travis Kelce?

  Get Colgate Total on Amazon today.

• 32:58Speaker 03

  Let's talk about the less fun game to talk about this week, Trav.

• 33:01Travis Kelce?

  All right. Eagles 11, Giants 19, division rivalry. You guys, uh, you guys are struggling right now in Philly and, um, do we want to get out of the house first or do we want?

• 33:13Speaker 03

  Oh, uh, you want to talk about the tailgate first?

• 33:15Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, let's talk about the tailgate before we get to the game. Nice. All right. Out of the house is brought to you by Stouffer's. Got to love those TV dinners.

• 33:25Travis Kelce?

  How was the Philly tailgate, Jason?

• 33:26Speaker 03

  It was the best tailgate we've done from like a new heights perspective and a part of it is so stateside live there is the perfect setup for it. You can get a ton of people in that area. Everybody's excited for the game. It is a stage. Well, the stage is the big thing. What's, what we've struggled with a little bit in KC and doing it in Philly last year is it's hard to do some type of event whenever you can't like see what's happening, right? Like we did belly bucking last year, but because there's not a, there's not bleachers or you're not up on a stage. It's hard for everybody to see it for that to optically make sense. The stage made a huge impact. Brandon and Jake did a great job and Neil, the whole team did a great job of finding the sumo suits.

• 34:10Travis Kelce?

  We had a team.

• 34:11Speaker 03

  Sumo wrestling match. Um, we had a ladies division and a men's division. We can only find two women willing to sumo wrestle.

• 34:20Travis Kelce?

  Boo, we gotta get the ladies more involved.

• 34:23Speaker 03

  That's right. So we had to get the ladies to sign up. We had four guys, uh, agreed to do sumo wrestling, uh, one of them being a 15 year old that I found out on stage. Apparently our team did not do their homework. They did not know.

• 34:35Travis Kelce?

  How big of a boy are you?

• 34:36Speaker 03

  He's not a very big boy. He was very obviously under 18. That's the first question I asked, but nobody else appeared to care. I had to get permission from their guardian while we were on stage.

• 34:46Travis Kelce?

  Got to sign the flyer for the, to go on the field trip, bub.

• 34:49Speaker 03

  We also had some fat guys. Uh, well, we had, we had hobby horsing. We had one fat guy on a hobby horse. Um, and another, uh, woman in an eagle suit, uh, I think Becca, Becca, I believe. Um, yeah. So we had hobby horsing, uh, sumo wrestling. I didn't, we didn't tell anybody that there were playing for anything. So Trav, we do have some bad news. We did tell everybody that you agreed to give the winners $5,000 of each of these divisions. So technically you owe three people $15,000 in the state of Philadelphia, which we aren't a hundred percent sure whether that's legal by the gambling and, uh, the games commission of Pennsylvania. We're not entirely sure what the, you might have a warrant out for your arrest after this episode comes out, I guess is what I'm trying to say.

• 35:35Travis Kelce?

  Well, looks like I'm having a, hitting up old Uncle Dom here next time I'm in Philly.

• 35:40Speaker 03

  I got you, boo.

• 35:44Speaker 05

  I don't know the Japanese version of this. Sorry.

• 35:46Travis Kelce?

  Oh, yeah.

• 35:47Speaker 03

  I shouldn't have stopped this as early as I did. I should have just kept letting him go.

• 35:50Speaker 05

  I'm going to tell you go. But you gotta put your knuckles on the ground. That's the rules, guys. All right.

• 35:59Speaker 05

  You're coming in hot? All right. Three, two, one, go.

• 36:08Travis Kelce?

  Jake almost got him.

• 36:15Travis Kelce?

  Jake almost fucking slung him. Hey, go ahead.

• 36:21Speaker 03

  There was some electric sumo wrestling, one of the.

• 36:23Travis Kelce?

  Brandon, not fat bastard, it's fat Brandon.

• 36:27Speaker 03

  The woman who won this woman's sumo wrestling hip tossed the other woman.

• 36:32Speaker 05

  Three, go. Oh, good hands.

• 36:34Speaker 03

  This was a great match.

• 36:36Speaker 05

  She stuck those hands in there. Aaron, you gotta, you gotta get that.

• 36:40Travis Kelce?

  Jesus.

• 36:42Speaker 05

  Oh, this is a fight for the ages. They're back neck and neck. They're neck and neck.

• 36:54Speaker 03

  Hell of a throw by Aaron.

• 36:55Travis Kelce?

  Good bout. That was a good bout. That was a good bout right there. I respect.

• 37:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, we had a lot of the hobby horsing. Do we want to show the hobby horsing? Cause that was, uh, it was impeccable style points. I don't think the course was really set up to this standard that we've seen on Instagram. Cause those girls are freaking really athletic on Instagram. When you watch them do the hobby horsing. This one was decent. This was more style points, more showmanship, if you will.

• 37:22Travis Kelce?

  It's not like a strange new heights humiliation ritual.

• 37:26Speaker 03

  We don't have those.

• 37:27Travis Kelce?

  Okay.

• 37:28Speaker 03

  We just, it's hard to humiliate somebody who's just always.

• 37:32Travis Kelce?

  Who has no shame. Just, just.

• 37:35Speaker 03

  Yeah. That's Bird Gang Beast right there.

• 37:39Travis Kelce?

  My fucking goodness.

• 37:42Speaker 03

  Nice gallop.

• 37:43Travis Kelce?

  This is what's going on as two heights tailgate.

• 37:48Speaker 03

  This was for $5,000. He was, uh, the losing competitor, but Bird Gang Beast did give a, as good of a performance as he could.

• 37:57Speaker 03

  He was also in our belly bucking competition last season.

• 38:01Travis Kelce?

  Why is it in slow motion?

• 38:06Speaker 03

  Because it's so much more majestic in slow motion. There's really no rhyme or reason of what's happening with his feet.

• 38:13Travis Kelce?

  I was about to say, what is the technique?

• 38:16Speaker 03

  All right. Can we see, let's see Becca. Let's see Becca.

• 38:21Travis Kelce?

  Hey, the heel kick.

• 38:26Travis Kelce?

  This is, this is an art.

• 38:32Travis Kelce?

  The crowd went fucking nuts.

• 38:42Travis Kelce?

  Oh, man. Jake, I can't believe you did that in high school, Jake.

• 38:46Speaker 03

  It was a lot of fun. If we can recreate this in other areas, I do think the stage is really important. The problem is most tailgates don't have a stage, so it's, I don't know how we're gonna do it, but yeah. Anyways, maybe build our own. Let's build up with, I guess, Roc Nation or one of those people.

• 38:59Speaker 04

  Do you build it, they will come?

• 39:00Speaker 03

  Do you know anybody that knows things about stages?

• 39:02Travis Kelce?

  Uh, yeah, I actually do. The, the people that-

• 39:05Speaker 03

  Put us in contact with somebody.

• 39:07Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, no, I, um, I'll, I'll see what my wife, uh, can cook up, uh, but also I know-

• 39:13Speaker 03

  The companies I deal with are not gonna fuck around with you dumb fucks. And obviously, we saw the championship match for, uh, the females division. The males division, not as ferocious of a fight, but a heck of a, uh, strategy. Let's take a look at the championship match for the men's division.

• 39:36Travis Kelce?

  Stop it.

• 39:37Speaker 04

  Quick swim?

• 39:37Speaker 03

  I know, I know, I know.

• 39:40Travis Kelce?

  Hold the chair.

• 39:41Speaker 03

  Dan, we asked him what he did for a living. He said he grades exams. I said, are you a professor? He said, no, it's complicated. Didn't get a lot of information from him. He was for some reason mysterious about it. Clearly a very smart individual, though, is able to upset No Shirt Dom, one of the, uh, legendary Philadelphia Eagles super fans.

• 40:06Speaker 03

  Dan, right there, won five thousand dollars.

• 40:08Travis Kelce?

  Talking with the, uh, the sumo wrestlers down in Houston.

• 40:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:13Travis Kelce?

  Is pulling the chair a coward move?

• 40:16Speaker 03

  It is not. It's, I mean, I think it is to a degree, but at the end of the day, when you're at the higher levels, I think it's all about whatever you gotta do to win. I do think that it's kind of like, hey, it's looked less upon, but if you're savvy with it and you're smart enough to pull it off, I think at this point, it's pretty acceptable. Maybe not that degree of it. There's a guy that I really, I mean, I brought him up last time. We talked about sumo, Shintado, uh, Takamuyama or something like that. I can't remember his full name.

• 40:46Speaker 04

  Smaller guy.

• 40:47Speaker 03

  Used to be a judo champion. Dude, there's a move that he did where if you slow it down, he steps with his left, then pivots and kicks the foot of the other player, causing them to trip. It's like the level of precision and timing in the kahone should just do that in the middle of the ring. I'm like, dude, this dude-

• 41:07Travis Kelce?

  You got a 500 pounder coming at you?

• 41:09Speaker 03

  Exactly, yeah.

• 41:10Travis Kelce?

  Bo, when you, uh, when you making your, uh, sumo wrestling debut?

• 41:14Speaker 04

  I'm ready, dude. I feel like I've been training this my whole life. I mean, I was-

• 41:17Speaker 03

  Let's get you in the ring.

• 41:18Speaker 04

  Dude, I, I got a lot to learn. I mean, I don't know if I, I don't think I'd do the okie doke. I don't know if that's necessarily my style, but I'd sumo his ass. Like, we got plenty of space up here. We could do a little exhibition match after, after the pod.

• 41:31Speaker 03

  You know who'd be a good sumo wrestler?

• 41:33Speaker 04

  Who? Travis?

• 41:34Speaker 03

  Dude, I'm telling you, he is fucking slippery. I'm telling you, do not let him sleep. He, last time we wrestled, he beat the fuck out of me in the locker room in Cincinnati. He's fucking-

• 41:43Speaker 04

  That doesn't surprise me that guy.

• 41:44Speaker 03

  He's slippery.

• 41:44Travis Kelce?

  That's hilarious.

• 41:45Speaker 03

  He's like, he's kinda got like-

• 41:47Travis Kelce?

  You even brought that up.

• 41:48Speaker 03

  He's kinda like Pat Mahomes in like, his like, gumby-ness is like ligaments moving ways.

• 41:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean, I've seen him exploit those zone coverages with the-

• 41:56Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 41:56Speaker 04

  The defenders, you know, he's got his back to the defenders, his hips all over the place. You guys just whipping, making, trying to make tackles. I, I believe that.

• 42:03Travis Kelce?

  I was in sixth grade and after school, I would have to, I was the, the wrestling manager. My dad was like, listen, I'm not picking you up one time and then come and pick Jason up. You're gonna do what Jason's doing. Sixth grade, you couldn't play on any of the middle school teams, nor was I, nor was I probably eligible for it anyways, but he, uh, he made me the manager. So I kept score on, uh, game days, but I also cleaned the mats and, uh, and my dad told the coach, if you ever needed someone to step in for practice, Travis is willing to do that. I didn't sign up for that shit.

• 42:40Speaker 03

  You didn't say this. Dad said this.

• 42:42Speaker 04

  He's trying to toughen you up, huh, Travis?

• 42:44Travis Kelce?

  What? And just be, yeah, be a good dad, but he, um, I remember one day I was in fucking, just sweats. Everybody else is in their like wrestling gear and shit and I'm like in sweats. And here I am fucking in the middle of wrestling practice on all fours. Like, how the fuck did I get here?

• 43:09Travis Kelce?

  I found my way out of that shit, man. You gotta be one with the ground, man. You gotta be one with the ground.

• 43:14Speaker 03

  Well, uh, if we do a tailgate at Chiefs or Eagles away games, where should we go, Travis? What do you think?

• 43:19Travis Kelce?

  At an away game? Um, I mean Buffalo, Thanksgiving.

• 43:23Speaker 03

  Buffalo? Oh, my gosh, dude. That is an outstanding place to do it.

• 43:27Travis Kelce?

  Mafia would go fucking, they would, I think they would thrive in that situation.

• 43:31Speaker 03

  It's not on the list for this year, but I, Lambo is awesome. I, I don't know if we can ever-

• 43:38Travis Kelce?

  Another one that I feel like they-

• 43:40Speaker 03

  There and I believe there is like some like stage situation somewhere. They did a bunch of like, uh-

• 43:45Speaker 04

  Backyard wrestling?

• 43:50Speaker 03

  I forget what it's called. It's called like the Lambo Village or something like that. I don't know. Anyways, there's a, like a whole thing that they built up around the stadium. Rams would always be an easy one. I just, Buffalo does feel like the right answer. That's the-

• 44:02Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 44:03Speaker 03

  Cincy, go back home.

• 44:05Travis Kelce?

  Cincy would fucking thrive in that as well, that environment.

• 44:09Speaker 03

  Maybe just any place that's warm. We'll go to Arizona. When, when do you guys play Arizona? Is it late?

• 44:12Travis Kelce?

  Cleveland is another one, I think.

• 44:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, Cleveland would be awesome. We'll do one in Cleveland.

• 44:17Travis Kelce?

  Shout out to everybody that showed up to the, uh, New Heights Tailgate out there in Philly. Looked electric. Um, but now we gotta get into the actual game and Out of the House is brought to you by Stouffer's. Thoughts from the game?

• 44:28Speaker 04

  Initially, I first thought, I love the Kelly Greens. So that's my first-

• 44:34Speaker 03

  Keep the positivity train rolling.

• 44:35Speaker 04

  Start on a high note. Love the Kelly Greens. I never got to wear them, Kels. I'm jealous every time I see them.

• 44:40Travis Kelce?

  The green with the gray or the silver, whatever you wanna call it, is so fucking clean.

• 44:44Speaker 03

  I don't know why everybody is not wearing retro jerseys. I hate all of the new jerseys. Anything that was instituted after the year 2000, just go back to everything from the 90s. 80s and 90s, it should be, if the NFL wanted to sell more jerseys, they would just make everything go back to that. And it would look way cooler. You guys never changed. I feel like the, the Kansas City jerseys feel like they've been the same. I mean, maybe they've changed a little bit.

• 45:10Travis Kelce?

  They haven't at all. They've been the exact same jersey since the 60s.

• 45:13Speaker 03

  Same thing with the Browns. What do we, what are we changing for? Let's fucking, I, I just like-

• 45:17Travis Kelce?

  The Browns changed their jerseys.

• 45:18Speaker 03

  Did they? What did they change it for?

• 45:19Travis Kelce?

  They wear like all brown and all like orange, like they definitely changed it.

• 45:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, but those are the colorway games. I'm talking about the actual like standard jersey, which is like the white pants with the-

• 45:28Travis Kelce?

  Okay. So you're, you're, you're kinda on board with alternates, but in terms of like your main jerseys, you want it to be the original?

• 45:36Speaker 03

  I just like the classic look of the NFL jerseys. I don't like, like what the Rams wear. I think it's terrible what Detroit, the, the Detroit Lions jerseys are atrocious.

• 45:49Travis Kelce?

  But aren't the Rams their original jerseys?

• 45:52Speaker 03

  No.

• 45:53Travis Kelce?

  Is it, what is it?

• 45:55Speaker 03

  I don't know, but it's not the originals.

• 45:56Speaker 04

  You're talking about like the old highlighters? The highlighter Rams?

• 45:59Speaker 03

  I'm talking about what fucking Kurt Warner went Super Bowls with. That's what I'm talking about.

• 46:01Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. Well, that wasn't the original Rams.

• 46:03Speaker 03

  That's a good point. I'm talking about 90s, I'm talking about 90s football. I'm talking about 90s football.

• 46:07Travis Kelce?

  That was 2000. Kurt, Kurt Warner was in the 2000s.

• 46:12Speaker 03

  He was in the late 90s too, wasn't he?

• 46:14Travis Kelce?

  What year was that? Was that 01? It might've been 2000, goddammit. You might be on to something.

• 46:19Speaker 03

  I think that that jersey way was in the Rams in the 90s. That's all I'm saying.

• 46:24Travis Kelce?

  Okay, alright, alright. You, you got it.

• 46:27Speaker 04

  2000, 2002.

• 46:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, and-

• 46:29Speaker 04

  2009. Kurt Warner Super Bowls?

• 46:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's the era of football. 90s to 2000s, I feel like it was prime NFL football jerseys. Right in my childhood, the way most people probably think about the best jerseys of every NFL team. Dude, I cannot watch. I, I love the Detroit Lions. I love Dan Campbell. I fucking hate their jerseys with a passion.

• 46:52Travis Kelce?

  What's different from their jerseys now?

• 46:55Speaker 03

  Stupid Travis. I don't know what you want me to tell you. I, they don't look good.

• 46:57Travis Kelce?

  Which jersey? How, now we wanna know what jersey it is?

• 47:00Speaker 03

  Electric blue, even though like black, like none of them look good. They all look stupid.

• 47:04Speaker 04

  No?

• 47:05Speaker 03

  It all is dumb to me.

• 47:06Speaker 04

  Oh, I love wearing black.

• 47:07Speaker 03

  I wanna see the frickin' Barry Sanders jerseys. That's all I wanna see Detroit in. I don't wanna see this.

• 47:12Travis Kelce?

  I think that's their original jerseys.

• 47:15Speaker 03

  Detroit?

• 47:16Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, I think that's their-

• 47:17Speaker 03

  Detroit is not wearing, they, they are wearing all sorts of dumb shit.

• 47:20Speaker 04

  You see the Jags jerseys a couple of weeks ago?

• 47:23Travis Kelce?

  What you're saying is you're not against alt jerseys. You just want the original jerseys as their main jerseys. I think the Lions still have their original jerseys.

• 47:30Speaker 03

  That's like R. Kelly Green. R. Kelly Green, in my opinion, should be the main jersey of the-

• 47:34Travis Kelce?

  I got you. I hear what you're saying.

• 47:35Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying, which technically Midnight Green was instituted in the 90s when Jeffrey Lurie, uh, bought the team. Jeffrey would not be happy that I'm saying this, but I do like the Kelly Green. Midnight Green was better when it was Reebok owned. There was a sheen and a shininess to it. Now that the Nike jerseys are stretchy and it's not the same material, the Midnight Green doesn't look anywhere near as cool.

• 48:00Speaker 04

  Kelsey doesn't wanna talk about the Eagles so bad that he's going on a 20 minute rant about jersey colors from the 90s.

• 48:06Speaker 03

  Seven straight losses for the Eagles. The losing streak is the longest since this year, 2012. I was on that team. I did have a torn ACL, so I did not get the full experience. Debut of Bazooka Joe Milton. Everybody's been talking about the cannon guys built like Uncle Rico and Michael Vick combined. Uh, completed 18 of 34 for 169. He was sacked seven times for negative 41 yards. Including maybe the most vicious sack I've seen this season.

• 48:36Travis Kelce?

  Arvel Reese?

• 48:37Speaker 03

  The Arvel reset was, did you see the Arvel reset?

• 48:40Travis Kelce?

  No, but now I do. Please, show me. Show me football.

• 48:43Speaker 03

  Wanna see this. This is-

• 48:45Travis Kelce?

  I wanna see football.

• 48:46Speaker 03

  This is extremely vicious. If you have a queasy stomach, I would turn, turn your head.

• 48:51Travis Kelce?

  Oh, my God. I'm so excited.

• 48:53Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm pumping it up probably a little bit more than it should be.

• 48:57Travis Kelce?

  Oh, fuck.

• 49:01Speaker 04

  Oh. More importantly than that sack. This team got the win too.

• 49:07Travis Kelce?

  Damn.

• 49:08Speaker 03

  This is actually a really good blitz. Denard Wilson, the defensive coordinator for the Giants, used to be in Philadelphia with us and Jonathan Gannon, he was dialing them up. Uh, and obviously the Eagles have struggled with blitz protection all season. Some of it has been on the offensive line. I know Chris Cooper and the offensive line has been under a lot of scrutiny. Some of it has been on the quarterback and pointing it properly or getting the ball out. And obviously the running backs are involved as well. It's really been something that they haven't gotten right. Uh, early on in the season, they had a lot of guys in and out of the lineup. And you were willing to kind of say, hey, there's a lot of communication that happens. It's expected that when you have that many lineup changes, that there's going to be things going on. Um, so all of these things in and out make it hard. They should still be doing better than they are.

• 49:51Speaker 03

  And it obviously led to one of the most vicious sacks of the year. And people now comparing Arvel Reese to Lawrence Taylor, which is a bit aggressive, great hit. Nobody fucking blocked them. Uh, at least LT was beating people. All right, here we go. What are we on to now? You did have 10. He had a couple of other sacks and like 10 tackles.

• 50:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:09Speaker 03

  He did ball. All right.

• 50:10Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. Um. Well, on Monday, you guys traded away Jordan Davis, the first round draft pick that you guys had.

• 50:19Travis Kelce?

  Is now a Jacksonville Jaguar for a 2027 first round pick in the 2029 second round pick. Jacksonville going all in on this year. Uh, obviously, I think three big trades. Uh, the safety that was actually with the Falcons, um, last week is now over there, Bates. Um, and the D tackle for the Saints is now also a Jaguar. There's no way they could pay everybody after this year, right? They're just kind of like going big right now, thinking this is the year and a couple of guys are going to be free agents next year, right?

• 50:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, Jacksonville's, I mean, they're as good as anybody in the AFC.

• 51:01Speaker 03

  Basal Tooten is a phenomenal running back. Obviously, uh, the quarterback, Trevor Lawrence is playing phenomenal. They really don't have anything that they're needing. They lost their nose guard. Uh, Devon Hamilton last week. They go out and get Jordan Davis, obviously with this trade. They're in win now mode and I mean, they should be. They can beat anybody.

• 51:21Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 51:21Speaker 03

  These guys are playing at a phenomenal level.

• 51:23Speaker 04

  They also have the easiest remaining schedule in the NFL too. So just trying to capitalize on that a little bit, I think too.

• 51:30Speaker 03

  Eagles also were in Howie season mode. Unfortunately, it's not the Howie season we're used to seeing where they're doing what Jacksonville is doing. Uh, we are now trying to build assets and kind of obviously prep for the future as well as we can, as well as keeping really good players home. Obviously we lost a really good one. Jordan Davis is a phenomenal player. Has been for the Philadelphia Eagles. Also just a great dude.

• 51:51Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 51:52Speaker 03

  Is a great guy for the locker room. And I think you saw that honestly, he's probably excited in some ways to go to Jacksonville, but you saw that he's a little bit disappointed leaving Philadelphia. This is where he's drafted. He meant a lot to the organization and to the team. This is just what happens. This is what happens when you lose seven straight. They gotta try and find a way to build assets. They need to re-sign Moro Jomo.

• 52:13Travis Kelce?

  Yep.

• 52:13Speaker 03

  They already have Jalen Carter on the roster, gives them freedom, uh, a little bit to do that.

• 52:18Speaker 04

  I think the Eagles, I mean, I love Jordan Davis and it was kind of like seeing that airport video kind of bummed me out a little bit. You could tell he was hurting. I don't know. Like it's.

• 52:25Speaker 03

  Also bummed me out that somebody recorded that like.

• 52:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's kind of a private moment. Uh, but to me.

• 52:30Speaker 03

  It's in a public airport.

• 52:33Speaker 04

  Most of us are Kelce.

• 52:38Speaker 04

  What the fuck was I saying? Oh, I think, I mean, I love Moro Jomo and I think this kind of indicates that, uh, you know, they're going to try to re-sign him in Philly. He's been really productive. I think he's been the most productive defensive lineman of that kind of stable.

• 52:50Speaker 03

  Those three guys. Yeah.

• 52:51Speaker 04

  Good, you know, interior defenders in Philly and I think the writing's on the wall for that there. So curious to see how that ends up. But like, dude, I just want to give Jordan Davis some love because he was a team captain, man. He's an incredible guy. And I think he's just the improvement that he's shown, you know, to kind of become the player that he is now, um, in Philly and kind of in that scheme with thick is incredibly impressive. So I wish him a lot of success in Jacksonville, man. I think he's an unbelievable guy.

• 53:13Speaker 03

  Well, it showed what they got for him. They got a first round pick and a second round pick for a nose guard.

• 53:18Speaker 04

  Right.

• 53:19Speaker 03

  That is.

• 53:20Speaker 04

  Bro, nose guards are critical. Most, probably the most important player on the team.

• 53:24Speaker 03

  D tackles are critical. And you see the move and how much, uh, obviously Simmons is added for Chicago.

• 53:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:30Speaker 03

  Jordan Davis is not that type of player, but he is a person that is going to command double teams and dominate the interior of the defensive, uh, front. So, you know, this is a big move for Jacksonville. Obviously they're getting a lot of value. The Eagles in return are getting more value than you would expect probably for a nose guard. It sucks to be in this moment, right? I mean, the rest of the season is happening. Whenever you start losing games, things like this happen. You lose a great player, you lose a great teammate, um, because you're thinking about what's next. And they had an opportunity to get a lot of value for the guy. So Howie's going to take it because it's in the best interest of the team moving forward. Jordan Davis is in a great situation, but this is why losing sucks, man. And it's, hopefully they can start winning some games. Otherwise there's going to be more pieces moving around. So.

• 54:15Speaker 03

  Trade deadline has come and gone as we're recording for anybody listening in.

• 54:23Speaker 03

  The Colts have sent Keenan Allen to the Niners. Big fan of that. We've saw how much the Niners offense was expanded when Mike Evans went there this, uh, started this season, immediately opened up the offense. Keenan Allen is as good as anybody in zone coverage and finding these scenes like very, he's still got a lot to him as a player. I think that is a really good move for the Niners. Trav, I don't know if you want to talk about Keenan. I know you know Keenan.

• 54:49Travis Kelce?

  Listen, I'm, Keenan and I came in in the same, same year, um, trained with him a little bit down in Florida, uh, coming into the league and a little bit after that. And he's just, he's one of the, it seems like one of the best teammates of all time. He was one of the best guys, uh, to be around in the off season. And I think, you know, his skillset is still unmatched is his ability to identify defenses, um, be there for the QB and Brock Purdy, the way he's playing this year right now, to get a weapon like that, to be on the same page as him. And seeing through the quarterback is one of the best things that Keenan has done throughout his career with Rivers and, um, being with Danny Dimes this year and obviously with Herbert throughout the years. I think Keenan's a, he's a great pull for, for a very veteran team and a team that, you know,

• 55:33Travis Kelce?

  could use a savvy, savvy vet at the wide out position right now.

• 55:36Speaker 03

  Everybody I know that's ever played with him or coached, like Nick Sirianni loves Keenan.

• 55:40Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 55:40Speaker 03

  Right? And when we were talking about the Colts this year, Shane Steichen, I mean, raving about him, Daniel Jones, about his intelligence, how he understands coverage, sits in all these zones. Really just an all around will fit what the Niners are doing perfectly. I feel like, uh, Jonathan Taylor staying in Indy, Jesse Bates also sent to the Jags. As we just said, the Jags, I mean, they're stockpiling, baby. They're building. They know if they get this defense right, the offense is humming. They are right up there with anybody to compete in the AFC for the Super Bowl. Uh, Raiders, this is when we were debating it in the truck and I was like, dude, I feel like the Vikings got to make a move for Kirk. And I think everybody's like, well, the Raiders keep saying he's not for sale. I'm like, I don't know, man. I feel like at some point the Raiders

• 56:24Speaker 03

  have given up six straight 30-point games. They know it's not going to end the cards for them this year. Why not? They're going to have to move on after the year anyways. And that's exactly what happened. They give a third round pick to the Vikings. Vikings, obviously we saw all season how bad they've struggled at the quarterback position, especially last night. My former teammate, love Carson Wentz. It was a rough game. With the way that defense is playing, I think Kirk Cousins is a huge gift for them. I think it was the perfect one. He understands the system. He knows what he's going into terminology wise with O'Connell. For me, I think this is the best move of everything done so far to immediately change what a team's prognosis is for the postseason. The Vikings were not going to win a Super Bowl with what they had on offense. Kirk literally just

• 57:08Speaker 03

  by being like the game, I don't like calling him a game manager because he can still play really well.

• 57:14Travis Kelce?

  No, he's been playing great this year.

• 57:15Speaker 03

  Absolutely. And I just think that this is going to immediately elevate the Vikings offense to at least being mediocre, which makes them a Super Bowl contending team with how good their defense is. Like that's the reality. They just shut out the number one offense. The Buffalo Bills only had success because they had all game to have success.

• 57:36Speaker 04

  They're like 44 minutes of possession. 80 snaps on offense for the Bills.

• 57:41Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 57:43Speaker 03

  That score does not tell the story of how that game went.

• 57:46Travis Kelce?

  No, I'm with you.

• 57:47Speaker 03

  Buffalo was struggling mightily in the first half. They had one good drive really. And then the second half, they finally got cooked going after, like you just said, being on the field for over 40.

• 57:57Travis Kelce?

  The first half, they only scored because of the turnover.

• 58:00Speaker 03

  They had the one drive right before the end of half Buffalo where they were dinking and dunking. And then they ended up getting a broken play and hitting a lot too in the back of the end zone. That was the one good drive.

• 58:09Travis Kelce?

  Oh, yeah.

• 58:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was like right before half. Yeah, yeah. But either way, um, I, I really do think they, they, I would have liked them to make a move for running back too. Cause I don't think they've gotten enough out of the running back position either. But this is by far the biggest thing that they needed to do. And they got it for a third round pick. I think it's amazing value for Minnesota. This is a no brainer. Big decision on a team whose super window might be shrinking. I don't know where Brian Flores is going, but it feels like somebody's got to make a move for a guy who's been this dominant at defense for this long.

• 58:43Travis Kelce?

  We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. Finally got to see AD and Miles Garrett on the field at the same time. That was fun to watch. The commanders uh, got beat by the Rams 20 to 13. Miles Garrett uh, finished with three sacks off of IR and a forced fumble.

• 58:57Speaker 03

  I mean, he's still the fucking best rusher there is, man.

• 59:00Speaker 04

  What else is there to say? Like it's Miles Garrett. He's a dog. He's, he's that dude. I think we just gotta get AD a sack now. He doesn't have any on the season. He needs a.

• 59:08Speaker 03

  I think this will help out AD out.

• 59:09Speaker 04

  A hundred percent.

• 59:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. I mean, Miles came out the first week, obviously didn't play great against uh, the Niners, but was clearly dealing with the knee thing. Now that he's back, looks pretty good.

• 59:23Speaker 03

  Euro step, cross chop. And I mean, it's fucking stupid.

• 59:26Speaker 04

  He's so athletic, man.

• 59:28Travis Kelce?

  I wish I could just wake up and do him.

• 59:30Speaker 03

  Did you have the Euro step cross chopping yours?

• 59:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, that was my go to.

• 59:35Speaker 04

  Circled and underlined in my notes every day. Start off with your fastball.

• 59:41Speaker 04

  Cause then I could always hit the spin if it wasn't there, you know?

• 59:44Travis Kelce?

  Have you ever hit a spin move?

• 59:45Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. I've seen him do a spin.

• 59:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:48Travis Kelce?

  Nice.

• 59:49Speaker 03

  Actually, good spin. Good spin on him.

• 59:50Speaker 04

  Little counter spin at the quarterback dub.

• 59:52Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 59:53Speaker 04

  Oh, that's so sick, dude.

• 59:55Speaker 03

  It's just, let me tell you, go back. That is a center's nightmare. So this is what we call, they have five players that are known rushers right now on the field for LA. You have the four guys that are on the line of scrimmage, the D lineman, including Aaron Donald. Miles Garrett, even though he's off the ball, we consider him a known rusher or a big. So he is going to be accounted for by the O line.

• 1:00:16Travis Kelce?

  We being the entire NFL will do this. Yeah. Everybody will never, they'll never consider that nine, five is actually going to drop into coverage here. So he's a part of the protection.

• 1:00:26Speaker 03

  So this is when you're a center that you start to shit your pants because you know that you have to say 5-0. You can't say lion or brand, you can't slide the protection. You have to say 5-0. And you know that you now have to block this guy and he has a two-way go because you, he's directly head up over. So you can't even try and push him.

• 1:00:46Speaker 04

  And he's got space too, cause he's lining up off the ball.

• 1:00:49Speaker 03

  Yeah. And he's faster and better looking and longer arms, all these above. So yeah, I, this is a complete nightmare. Sometimes I would actually slide the protection, even though I wasn't allowed to be like, whoops, I didn't know there was.

• 1:01:00Speaker 04

  Cause you were definitely afraid of being one-on-one for once.

• 1:01:03Speaker 03

  That's not what I got paid for. I got paid for pulling the block.

• 1:01:08Speaker 03

  All right.

• 1:01:09Travis Kelce?

  Can the Rams five and four right now, can they make a run in the NFC West?

• 1:01:15Speaker 03

  I don't know about the NFC West. It does feel like uh, the 49ers are probably going to win that division. They can do it. I don't know that it'll happen. I do think they'll get into the playoffs, which if I'm the Rams is the main thing. Um, and I think they're going to be playing a lot better at the end of the year than they are playing right now.

• 1:01:34Travis Kelce?

  They do have some injury concerns too. I mean, Puka just went down and he's, you know, obviously a stud, so.

• 1:01:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, but they'll get Puka and Devante Adams back at some point. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, you got Miles Garrett and Aaron Donald. Hopefully the defense starts really smothering teams. And they still have McVay, Stafford and a hell of an offensive line and run game if they want to stick to it. I mean, it works when they, when they want to call it and they stick to the run game. They can move the ball very effectively as an offense. So I know they're out currently. They have, they got off to a terrible start.

• 1:02:04Travis Kelce?

  There's some teams in there I don't trust.

• 1:02:05Speaker 03

  Giants are unfortunately going to make it.

• 1:02:08Travis Kelce?

  They're going to make it. I don't trust the Panthers. I do not trust the.

• 1:02:11Speaker 03

  I don't trust the Panthers. It is tight. NFC is going to be tough.

• 1:02:15Travis Kelce?

  I mean, the NFC is strange because you have the North, which is strong. You have the West, which is strong. And then you just have.

• 1:02:19Speaker 03

  The East, which is the strongest.

• 1:02:22Travis Kelce?

  The South. It's really.

• 1:02:23Speaker 03

  Really strong there in the South.

• 1:02:25Speaker 04

  I mean, yeah, the Panthers are, I guess the Panthers are likely going to win the South, but.

• 1:02:29Speaker 03

  Somebody has, up until this trade for uh, Kirk, I would have said the Vikings might fall out. I don't think that they will now at this point. Um, Packers. Well, no, the Packers aren't weird. The Packers are playing fucking awesome. They had, they were missing like four offensive linemen. So they looked like shit for the first half of the season, but they're fucking rolling on offense right now. And then the Lions, I mean, I'm not sold on the Lions defense. I guess if there's one team, I guess it would be them, but I'm, I still think that they're going to make it. Yeah, the Rams are.

• 1:03:00Travis Kelce?

  Let's get to a little halfway heights hotline. This will be a fun one. We officially are halfway through the NFL season. If you've been listening to anything we've been saying, and we asked for your questions, predictions for the rest of the season. NFC North prediction.

• 1:03:15Speaker 06

  So this might be more of a prediction, but it's going to be more bold than you probably think. Way the NFC is shaping up with the South not looking so great. Is it more just saying, hey, the entire NFC North is going to be in the playoffs this year? I'm going to go with that as my prediction for the season.

• 1:03:33Speaker 03

  I'm confused with the prediction. If he's predicting the entire NFC North is going to be in the playoffs, he's wrong.

• 1:03:40Travis Kelce?

  Are they all in?

• 1:03:41Speaker 03

  Right now? They are all in right now. We did put him in. Um, I don't think that as they play each other, I, I feel like Seattle will probably sneak back into the picture. I would assume, I mean, I guess they could.

• 1:03:53Travis Kelce?

  Who's going to win the NFC North though, Kelsey?

• 1:03:54Speaker 03

  Who's going to win the NFC?

• 1:03:55Travis Kelce?

  Who's going to win?

• 1:03:56Speaker 04

  It's gotta be Bears.

• 1:03:57Speaker 03

  I think, I mean, yeah, the Bears are my favorite team in the NFC right now.

• 1:04:01Speaker 04

  They're just, it's a roller coaster at times. The Bears.

• 1:04:04Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, Bears.

• 1:04:05Speaker 03

  In general, I'm biased because of the Eagles. I feel like whenever the team has the best O line and D line.

• 1:04:11Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:11Speaker 03

  They win. And I don't think, I think the Bears have the best trenches in the NFL right now.

• 1:04:17Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:18Speaker 03

  No, on the NFC, I'll say, I'll stick to NFC because they're just, they're just complete on both sides of the ball, man.

• 1:04:23Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:25Speaker 03

  Quarterback obviously is the one thing of like, if Caleb doesn't do what he almost did this week, uh, I don't know that teams are going to be able to beat him very easily. Not as preposterous as I thought about initially because they are all in right now.

• 1:04:38Speaker 04

  It sounds crazy, but when you think about it, like, yeah, it does kind of make a little bit of sense.

• 1:04:41Speaker 03

  That goes onto something. Trav, what do you think? You think they all get in?

• 1:04:44Travis Kelce?

  I think I'm going to be in the picture. So I don't want to say anything.

• 1:04:47Speaker 03

  All right, fair enough.

• 1:04:48Travis Kelce?

  Let's do, uh, are the Cowboys done?

• 1:04:50Speaker 07

  Hey guys, uh, my name is Rhonda from Deland, Florida, and um, I am a Patriots and Chiefs fan, but my boyfriend is a Cowboys fan and we were watching the game the other day. And can we officially say that the Cowboys have gone to shit? Just saying. Have a great day.

• 1:05:08Speaker 03

  What did she say?

• 1:05:09Travis Kelce?

  She fucking wants to throw this in her boyfriend's face so bad.

• 1:05:16Travis Kelce?

  I fucking love how petty this is. I'm getting, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to call into the heights hotline.

• 1:05:24Travis Kelce?

  Are the fucking Cowboys fucking done? Can it's, it's, is it safe to say this?

• 1:05:31Travis Kelce?

  Because I said it while we were watching the game and he said, no, they still have a chance.

• 1:05:37Speaker 03

  I need football players to co-sign this so that I can throw it right in my boyfriend's face.

• 1:05:41Travis Kelce?

  So fucking good.

• 1:05:44Speaker 03

  Well, Trav, you want to answer the lady's question?

• 1:05:46Travis Kelce?

  Um, listen, halfway through the year, always got a chance. Jason, you want to answer it?

• 1:05:51Speaker 04

  The Cowboys are fucking done. That defense is terrible to watch. I don't know what I would rather watch last, the Vikings offense from last night or the Cowboys defense. Tough to watch.

• 1:06:00Speaker 03

  What about the Eagles offense?

• 1:06:01Travis Kelce?

  Cowboys are an interesting organization, man.

• 1:06:04Speaker 04

  I could either.

• 1:06:05Travis Kelce?

  Cherry's an interesting cat up there.

• 1:06:06Speaker 03

  He is. What are we, what are we putting this up for, Brandon?

• 1:06:11Speaker 04

  They could still win the NFC.

• 1:06:12Travis Kelce?

  Win the NFC.

• 1:06:13Speaker 04

  They could still.

• 1:06:14Speaker 03

  I understand the NFC is not, everything is cracked up to be. I do not think they're going to beat the Giants.

• 1:06:19Speaker 04

  I don't either.

• 1:06:19Speaker 03

  Their, their defense is bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. They almost lost to the Colts who are admittedly foregoing the season.

• 1:06:26Speaker 04

  So we're saying, go ahead and throw this in your boyfriend's face.

• 1:06:28Speaker 03

  I'm saying, I do not think the Cowboys are going to make the playoffs. Yes. I feel comfortable saying that.

• 1:06:33Travis Kelce?

  Any given Sunday.

• 1:06:34Speaker 03

  Their defense is atrocious.

• 1:06:36Travis Kelce?

  What a word. It feels the way it sounds, the way it means.

• 1:06:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:40Travis Kelce?

  Anything else from week nine?

• 1:06:41Speaker 03

  I got nothing, Trav.

• 1:06:42Speaker 04

  I got something.

• 1:06:43Travis Kelce?

  Hit me with it.

• 1:06:44Speaker 04

  I don't know if you saw Kelsey rocking my alma mater's letter jacket last night.

• 1:06:49Travis Kelce?

  I was wondering what that was.

• 1:06:51Speaker 04

  Yeah. Skippers, 2010 uh.

• 1:06:54Speaker 03

  Not to be confused with Spooners.

• 1:06:55Speaker 04

  Not to be confused with the Spooners. All right. We're the Minnetoka Skippers. We had a huge win comeback victory over Blaine. We were down uh, three scores, came back and won in the final seconds.

• 1:07:06Travis Kelce?

  We in the playoffs right?

• 1:07:07Speaker 03

  They are state playoffs.

• 1:07:09Speaker 04

  State playoffs.

• 1:07:10Speaker 03

  Very competitive up in Minnesota.

• 1:07:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, honestly, look it up. Theo Brown, I want to shout him out. He was an eighth grader, made an unbelievable catch. To literally Theo Brown, unbelievable play.

• 1:07:20Speaker 03

  Way to go Teddy.

• 1:07:21Speaker 04

  Come back and win the game. It's sick.

• 1:07:23Travis Kelce?

  An eighth grader, you said, playing varsity?

• 1:07:25Speaker 04

  Grader on varsity. I'm butthurt because I started as a, as a nose guard freshman on varsity. Youngest player to ever play on varsity and this dude, Theo Brown's a stud, eighth grader, making six snags to uh, bring the team to like the state playoffs. Now he's the youngest player to ever play and he is an absolute weapon, dude. I, I had to give him a shout out. Watch this. It was actually a great, great play.

• 1:07:45Speaker 03

  Did you send them this clip?

• 1:07:47Speaker 04

  No, you just got a great producer.

• 1:07:48Speaker 03

  Wow. Brandon's usually very slow if I'm listening.

• 1:07:51Speaker 04

  Yeah. Good work, man.

• 1:07:54Speaker 03

  Oh, nice.

• 1:07:57Travis Kelce?

  That kid's an eighth grader.

• 1:07:58Speaker 04

  Grader and he's aura farming at the end. That's how you know he's an eighth grader.

• 1:08:02Travis Kelce?

  That's nasty.

• 1:08:02Speaker 03

  How old of an eighth grader is he?

• 1:08:04Speaker 04

  Yeah. Old enough to do sumo wrestling, if that's what you're asking.

• 1:08:09Speaker 03

  This is kind of like when I was wrestling against an eighth grader at Shaw. And he had a beard and I'm like, I think this guy might've been held back a year or two.

• 1:08:20Speaker 04

  His dad was downtown, uh, downtown Terry Brown, played guard for Kansas in the eighties.

• 1:08:25Travis Kelce?

  How about it? Is that right?

• 1:08:27Speaker 03

  I mean, I want to age, I want to age. If he's over 13.

• 1:08:29Speaker 04

  Wow, he's gotta be 14. Look, I mean, that's a grown man play right there, dude. Look at this.

• 1:08:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, he's wide open. He didn't even need to jump for it.

• 1:08:37Travis Kelce?

  That was a good catch.

• 1:08:38Speaker 03

  Uh, shout out to Minnetoka. Shout out to the homecoming king from 2009, sitting over here giving me his Letterman jacket.

• 1:08:46Speaker 04

  Homecoming King 2009. Don't forget it. Highlight of my, highlight of my career, really. It's all been downhill since then.

• 1:08:53Speaker 03

  Thank you to our partner, Stouffer's.

• 1:08:56Travis Kelce?

  Let's talk about something real for a second. We've all been there. When you come home after an absolute grind of a day and the clock strikes dinner.

• 1:09:05Speaker 03

  So you open the fridge and there's nothing. That's right. Just cold air hitting your face. No idea what you're going to do. The worst feeling in the world.

• 1:09:14Travis Kelce?

  Enter Stouffer's. That's right. Mac and cheese, lasagna, meatloaf, enchiladas. How about it? It doesn't matter if you're riding solo on a Tuesday or the whole crew is pulling up for game day. Stouffer's has you covered.

• 1:09:29Speaker 03

  And here's the thing. Stouffer started as a family run restaurant in Cleveland in the land.

• 1:09:35Travis Kelce?

  How about it? I knew there was some sort of home connection here. It's built on hard work, family and showing up when it counts.

• 1:09:43Speaker 03

  No stress, no mess, just straight comfort. So next time the clock strikes dinner, thanks, Stouffer's. Thank you, George's sponsor, Allstate.

• 1:09:53Travis Kelce?

  Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on home insurance.

• 1:09:58Speaker 03

  Not checking if the folding table legs are actually locked before setting out the Thanksgiving spread. Now the turkey's on the floor and your dog is the one that's thankful.

• 1:10:06Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. Checking first is the right move. So check Allstate first for a home insurance quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate.

• 1:10:15Speaker 03

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• 1:10:23Speaker 05

  It's said everything happens for a reason, but maybe everything happens for a recess. Take noise cancelling headphones. Do they block hearing to heighten taste? Hmm. That sound seems to show. Everything happens for a recess.

• 1:10:39Travis Kelce?

  All right, let's toss it to the John C. Riley interview.

• 1:10:42Speaker 03

  All righty, our guest today is the six foot one actor, producer and singer from Chicago, Illinois.

• 1:10:49Speaker 01

  Yes, sir.

• 1:10:50Speaker 03

  He's an Emmy, Golden Globe, Grammy, Tony and Academy Award nominee. You know him from Days of Thunder, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Chicago, Taylor Danigan Nights, Walk Hard, Step Brothers. Check it out with Dr. Steve Brule, Wreck it Ralph, winning time in his new movie, How to Rob a Bank. And as Travis is co-star in one episode of Moon Base Eight, that's a 90% of, please don't touch his fucking drum set, John C. Riley.

• 1:11:19Speaker 01

  Can you follow me everywhere, Jason, and just do that every time I come into a room?

• 1:11:22Speaker 03

  Nothing would make me happier than to follow you everywhere you go, John. I promise you.

• 1:11:26Speaker 01

  Travis, what have you been up to since Moon Base Eight? You just kind of disappeared, man.

• 1:11:30Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. You know, just the football world, trying to win football games. I'll tell you what, man, that Moon Base Eight, I was a shell of a version of myself. You guys were so awesome. I felt like I was like in an all-star room and not on that level. It was insane how cool you guys were. And you, uh, hi, Deck, where Brad?

• 1:11:53Speaker 01

  You did a lot better than I would do at a football game. I can tell you that.

• 1:11:58Travis Kelce?

  No, I appreciate you saying that, man. One of the, one of the coolest things that I tell everybody is, you know, the filming of it and what people see as, uh, as the show came out was one thing, but how awesome you guys were and how fun it was to just be around you three, uh, off set while we were waiting for lighting and, and camera angles and stuff. You guys are over here playing live music. I, I had never wanted to know more of the Beatles catalog in my life than when I was on the set. You were just jamming out and having a good old time, man. It was such a relaxed setting. I, I can't thank you enough for letting me to be a part of that. And I'll, I'll never forget it, brother.

• 1:12:34Speaker 01

  Well, I just brag about how I know you now. Like, oh yeah, he was in Moon Base Eight. See that guy that just scored that touchdown? I know that guy. I know that guy.

• 1:12:44Travis Kelce?

  You're the man, dude. We got to talk about, uh, How to Rob a Bank though, man. This is fun. This is a fun, fun movie, man. It was absolutely epic. Uh, it's, it's so much fun to just kind of follow along. Another bank rob movie. I mean, you could tell it has a good twist on it with the social media side of things nowadays.

• 1:13:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:13:01Travis Kelce?

  How, how, how did this one come across and, uh, and how much fun did you have filming it?

• 1:13:05Speaker 01

  Uh, they just offered it to me, the usual channels, but, um, what really struck me about it was like, it was a great bank heist movie, which everyone loves. I love a great bank robbery movie. But because these, there's this gang of young people who are robbing all these banks, they're doing it because they feel like the system is not working for them anymore. You know, one, one, one couple lost a kid because of healthcare. You know, one, one guy went, uh, bankrupt. Another guy like got a, you know, major health problems from being a vet. So they all just decided, you know what? The system's broken. We're going to just create this populist movement on social media and we're going to start robbing banks and teach people how to do it on social media. Now I play the FBI agent who's in charge of trying

• 1:13:49Speaker 01

  to catch them, uh, which is kind of a cool part for me. It's like a grown ass man part for me, you know, for a change. I get to be like the, you know, the adult in the room, but, um, I don't know. It's a really cool kind of popcorn fun movie, but it ends up really hitting in this emotional way because of what all these young people have been through. And I also, what I'm also really proud about the movie is that it, it's balanced. You know, it's not like, yeah, F the system. Like let's, let's burn it all down, you know? The movie says like, well, people feel that way, but then there's also people like my character who realizes like, listen, anarchy doesn't work out well for old people and children.

• 1:14:34Speaker 01

  So we should have some rules. Like if everyone just decides if they're going to stop at the red light, then the world is going to be a mess. So, you know, even my character who's in charge of busting these people, by the end of the movie, he's really starts to think like, you know, am I the good guy? You know, like these kids are just trying to like get a start in life and they realized they'll never own a house and the, you know, they'll never make it in this world, the way it's set up. So it ends up kind of giving a really balanced picture to what everyone's going through. And, and weirdly, you know, it's paid by, paid for by a major corporation called Amazon.

• 1:15:13Speaker 01

  Which I thought was pretty cool for them to do actually, you know, it's a very populist kind of movie. Um, anyway, so long story short, I thought it was a really like of the moment kind of movie. Uh, and it wasn't just like an action movie. It was, it had a lot of heart and a lot of emotional depth to it.

• 1:15:31Speaker 03

  I love those movies that really blend, blur the lines of like, you know, what's good, what's, what's, what's evil, what's right, what's wrong. And a lot of it gets blurred, especially in I, I, a very current day, what it sounds like film that's very relatable for probably a lot of people in America right now.

• 1:15:48Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, for sure. For sure.

• 1:15:49Speaker 03

  You know, that Robin Hood dynamic of, you know, it's not right with where everything's at and, but at the same time, I like that idea that anarchy is not necessarily the best solution to fix everything at the same time. Did you like being in an action movie?

• 1:16:04Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah. It was cool. And I was going to say like, I really like, you know, to me, like the truth about life is like, when you're at a funeral, somebody always cracks a joke. Or when you're at a birthday, when you're at a birthday party, you realize like, oh my, that guy's having a hard time, you know, like that's life, you know? It's not just one thing or the other. And that's where I think a lot of movies get it wrong. Is it just like purely comedy or purely drama? Like to me, the truth about human beings is like, it's got to have some balance to it like that. And so the movie definitely does. Um, but yeah, an action movie. The guy, David Leitch, who directed it, started out as a stunt man. Then he was a stunt coordinator and now he's directing movies. So he, I mean, the stunts

• 1:16:46Speaker 01

  in it are just incredible. Like his elite level stunt work. And for some reason, they, they trusted me to, to do a lot of the driving.

• 1:16:56Speaker 03

  That's awesome.

• 1:16:57Speaker 01

  Some whipping around these corners in this like vintage Grand Cherokee with terrible suspension.

• 1:17:05Speaker 01

  There's one section, there's one part in the movie where I get the call, like they're going that way. He tried to get there and I'm like, I jump in the car with Zoe's character, who's kind of like my little buddy in the movie. She plays this hacker who I, who the FBI hires or we let her out of house arrest in order to help the FBI. So she ends up kind of just by accident coming along with me on this call. And in the movie you'll see us, we're flying down the street in this, in this car and I'm, it's just me driving the car with a camera attached to it. And at one point I go, put your seatbelt on. And that's just me, John, telling Zoe, put your seatbelt on. Because I realized she doesn't have her seatbelt on. Like you can't, just because the script says we don't get in an

• 1:17:47Speaker 01

  accident, doesn't mean we're not going to get in an accident. Yeah. You get into this kind of magical thinking when you're an actor. You're like, yeah, it's cool. Everything's safe. But you realize like, you're going very fast down a narrow alleyway. Like it's super cool. That's, you know, like every kid, like you bank, you know, cops and robbers and all that, like all this kind of stuff that you fantasize about doing when you're a little kid, you get to do it in the movies, including like car chases and pulling out guns. And you know, like all that, all that stuff was really fun. And those FBI windbreakers are so dope, you know, like it's just very, actually I tried to steal that windbreaker.

• 1:18:27Speaker 01

  I tried to take it with me and they were like, John, please, please don't steal the windbreaker. And I was like, why? It's cool. It's my costume. And they're like, those are actually highly regulated. Like the government does not want, they don't want the real looking ones out there. So please don't. And so I had to give it back.

• 1:18:45Speaker 03

  That would make me want to steal it so much more.

• 1:18:49Travis Kelce?

  Even more.

• 1:18:50Speaker 03

  The heist within the heist.

• 1:18:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, for sure. They give all these statistics in the movie, like these are your chances of owning a, a home if you're this age. These are your chances of being a CEO. These, you know, like they give all these really bleak statistics about like what's in the future for young people. And then they say, chat, guess if, see if you guys can guess, guess what the success rate is for first time armed bank robberies?

• 1:19:17Speaker 03

  Success rate?

• 1:19:18Speaker 01

  Success rate.

• 1:19:19Speaker 03

  Oh my gosh, real low. Uh, I mean, I'm assuming success rates means not getting arrested?

• 1:19:25Speaker 01

  Right. Getting away with it. Yeah.

• 1:19:26Speaker 03

  Yeah. One, one percent. I don't know.

• 1:19:28Travis Kelce?

  I'm going to say with the trick, the trickery of the question saying the first time, I'm going to go 50 50. I'm going to go 50 50.

• 1:19:37Speaker 01

  Listen to this. It's 90%.

• 1:19:40Travis Kelce?

  No way.

• 1:19:42Speaker 01

  90%.

• 1:19:44Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:19:45Speaker 01

  That's a real statistic.

• 1:19:47Speaker 03

  Knowing this, do we want?

• 1:19:48Speaker 01

  Well, the movie talks about it like crazy. So the cat's out of the bag.

• 1:19:54Speaker 01

  But what happens is then it goes like this, then it's like a steep decline. Everyone you do after that, your chances of getting caught go way up. But if you just do it once and you plan it well, and there's enough money in the bank that it's really worth doing, like nine out of ten times, you can get away with it.

• 1:20:13Speaker 03

  That is, that is a mind blowing statistic. I would never.

• 1:20:17Speaker 01

  Giddy, guys.

• 1:20:18Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:20:19Speaker 01

  The weird thing too now is like banks actually, they don't give a shit about cash as much. There's so much digital money that, you know, they keep a certain amount of cash in banks and like, yeah, okay. Well, it's almost like an insurance write off, you know? The big money, of course, is in all this digital money and crypto and all that stuff.

• 1:20:38Travis Kelce?

  If you were to rob a bank, what are you doing with the money? What, what's John C. Riley doing with the cash he gets?

• 1:20:45Speaker 01

  Gosh, you know, I've had a very good life, you know, there's very little I want for these days. Yeah. What would I do with the money? Well, I think I would hide it for a long time. First of all, I bury that shit like.

• 1:21:01Speaker 01

  They keep track of those numbers that are on the bills.

• 1:21:03Speaker 03

  We're going to move on to a little bit of some of your other films. Well, I'll ask you this hypothetical, you see Travis and I walking down the street. And what do you think, just on looking at both of us, our favorite movie of yours would be?

• 1:21:18Speaker 01

  Well, this is a game that I play with my wife all the time when people come up to me. Really? People come up to me in the, in the airport, they're like, oh my gosh, you're that actor, aren't you? And, and we both think like, what movie are they going to say? And then we compare like after, but these days, honestly, these days, eight out of 10 people say Step Brothers. So I'm just going to go with the, the high, the high probability and say Step Brothers. Um, yeah, cause I love that movie too, but uh, is that, is that right?

• 1:21:47Speaker 03

  I mean, it's either Step Brothers or Talladega Nights. I think that's one and two.

• 1:21:50Travis Kelce?

  One and one for me.

• 1:21:51Speaker 03

  And we love all of your, I mean, we love a lot of the things you've done. Uh, but those two are probably the ones that we quote the most. So we just end up being the ones that we think about most frequently. And my wife, my wife or her favorite movie is Step Brothers. Like she loves Step Brothers.

• 1:22:07Speaker 01

  That's the crazy thing about that movie. Young people, old people, like it hits all these different like quadrants, you know? Like I remember at the premiere for that movie, Will Ferrell's mom Kay came up to me and she's like, oh, me and my friends just loved it, John. We just loved it. And I was like, oh, and I was thinking like, this is going to be a group we're going to have trouble with, you know? And I was like, you love it? And she's like, yeah, yeah. She's like this sweet, like North Carolina lady. And I was like, what? Can I just ask Kay, why do you guys love it so much? She's, she goes, we just want to grow you up. We just want to grow you up.

• 1:22:47Speaker 01

  So it provokes us like maternal instinct, you know, like.

• 1:22:50Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, dude, so fucking funny.

• 1:22:52Speaker 01

  There's something very real about that movie, you know? There's something, it touches on some things that are very real about family life and, you know, mixed families between two different parents and, you know, like the whole step brother thing, like it touched a lot of people. So I'm, I'm really proud of that one.

• 1:23:08Speaker 03

  You should be, absolutely. Do you have a favorite line that, or one that you hear the most maybe? What do you get brought up most from that film?

• 1:23:15Speaker 01

  Well, the freaky thing is when like young kids, like 10 year old kids are like, are you, are you fucking out of your mind? You know, like, I'm like, wait a second, you're 10 years old. Why did your father let you watch this in the first place? Yeah. I mean, I love when people say, did we just become best friends? That's, that's pretty great. There was one time I was standing in an airport, like in the, in the, in the concession area, like whatever, like, you know, trying to buy some snacks with my son, who was very young at the time. He was probably six or seven standing next to me. And we're looking like, what yogurt should we get or whatever? And all of a sudden this girl just slides up next to me, like kind of slowly and creepily. And she goes, do you like guacamole? And I was like, what?

• 1:24:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, yes, I do. And she's like, no, the movie. You know, like right before I jump on the bunk bed in Step Brothers, I go, oh, I've been meaning to ask you, do you like guacamole? And I jump on the bed and the bed collapses. It really freaked my son out. My son was like, dad, why did she ask if you like guacamole? Like, like one day you'll know, son. One day you'll know.

• 1:24:22Speaker 03

  It all makes sense.

• 1:24:23Speaker 01

  Having kids is, and, and being in movies, I mean, I don't know about you guys, but like, I barely have any photographs or video of my dad. My dad passed away when I was in my twenties. It just wasn't a thing, you know, video was just coming in when my dad, before my dad passed away. But um, I think now like, what is it like for my sons to be able to look at me? Have whole like two hour movies of me from the time I was 22 years old to the, you know, to, to now. Like every year they can figure out, what did he look like? What did he sound like? What was he, you know, they're characters, obviously, but I remember I was on an airplane one time and um, and I was with my son and I, you know, like it was one of these old airplanes that had the big TV.

• 1:25:08Speaker 01

  It wasn't like an individual screen. It was like back in the day when my son was really young. And the flight attendant comes up to him, she's like, ah, I got a surprise for you. And I was like, what is that? And she's like, the perfect storm is the movie. And I was like, oh, wow. Okay.

• 1:25:26Speaker 01

  I was just thinking like, I just have to keep my son's eyes off this movie because it's like crazy. It's intense and I end up dying in it like. And I'm kind of giving him all these, here's a toy, here's a magazine, look at this, look at that. I'm just trying to like distract him. And then after a while, I just kind of space out and I forget to distract him. And I look over and he's staring at the movie screen. And the scene that's going on, I'm saying goodbye to my little son in the movie. I'm like, I, I love you, buddy. I'll see you later. And I'm hugging him and kissing him on the head. And my son goes, who is that boy?

• 1:26:07Speaker 01

  And I swear to God, it was like getting busted by your wife with another woman. I was like, it's, it's not what it looks like. It, it, he means nothing to me. He means nothing to me.

• 1:26:20Speaker 01

  Cause you know, at that age, he, he didn't even understand what I did for a living, you know? He, he didn't know, like, it's just a trippy thing to have a dad as an actor, I think.

• 1:26:28Travis Kelce?

  Has he expressed a, a movie of yours that, that's his favorite?

• 1:26:33Speaker 01

  Not, you know, not really. Those, my, my, I have two sons and they, they both kind of have their own private experience with like, you know, I've had, tried to help them manage what it's like to have, to have a well-known dad or whatever. But I don't have any reference points for it. I didn't grow up with anyone in show business. So I'm just kind of like, is this weird for you guys? You're like, no, dad, it's good. We have a good life, you know? But they did admit, I was like, have you guys seen Step Brothers? Cause I didn't show it to them. There's all this crazy sexual stuff in it that I do in that movie. So I was like, I'm not showing this to my children, like. And they both admitted, we, we, we saw it at a friend's house. They eventually admitted, you know, we saw it at a friend's house, dad, when I was like 13, like. But it was like long after they saw it, I didn't even realize that they had, that they had seen it.

• 1:27:19Speaker 01

  I just didn't ask about it, you know, like. It must be strange though, to see your dad doing all the crazy stuff that I've done over the years, but whatever, you know? I want to ask you guys about football, honestly.

• 1:27:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, shoot away. What do you got?

• 1:27:32Travis Kelce?

  Love talking about.

• 1:27:32Speaker 01

  I'm just really, what I'm really curious about in, in football is like the stuff that you don't hear. The, the stuff that what the players say to each other to psych each other out. Like how, how bad does it get? You know, like, cause you know, got those helmets on, you're looking around the line, they're about to, you know, hike the ball. Like you must be saying some crazy shit to each other to psych each other out. I know in, in basketball, you hear about all that, you know? It's a little, little harder to hide it in basketball, but I'm just really curious about the unsaid stuff that happens between the players specifically.

• 1:28:08Speaker 03

  I'll let Trav, you want to start? Go ahead.

• 1:28:10Travis Kelce?

  It can get very aggressive for sure. Like a lot of motherfucks, a lot of I'll fucking kill yous.

• 1:28:17Speaker 03

  A lack of, honestly, a lack of creativity is most of it, John. It is very much. Just spur of the moment.

• 1:28:23Travis Kelce?

  We're dealing with guys that are just banging their heads for a living. So it's not.

• 1:28:27Speaker 01

  You remember in that, that Jordan documentary where somebody makes the mistake of saying like, good game, man. And it was like, Jordan was like, I will destroy him.

• 1:28:40Speaker 01

  The guy was just trying to be nice, you know, like, good game. I'll kill you.

• 1:28:46Speaker 03

  Honestly, that's the way all the good ones are wired. Like even when somebody's not trying to mean offense, they take it and they use it as energy and fuel. And no matter what you say, they're going to find a way to use it against you. But I, I would say in, in basketball, I think it happens more, John, because there's a little bit more time in between things. Football, although it looks like there's a lot of time with the 40 seconds, there's so much thinking and processing on what the play is, at least for me in my position, you don't really have as much time to like, talk as much trash. A lot of that will happen in between the plays, if at all. But again, once the play's over, you're kind of on to the next one.

• 1:29:24Speaker 01

  I'm also curious about how, how much it hurts. Cause you hear, when you hear those sounds on TV like, you're like, and then they just spring up, people jump up. It's almost like a point of pride, getting up as fast as you can. But you guys are like, if I got hit one time like that, I would be in physical therapy for six months, you know, like.

• 1:29:43Travis Kelce?

  Well, to be fair, I, I do go right into physical therapy, uh, the, after the game. I would say it, just imagine, uh, like the bird scooters are there. There's like scooters or like, uh, like a, a moped or something like that goes around 15 to 20 miles per hour. Um, just imagine jumping off of one of those. And that's basically getting tackled in the NFL.

• 1:30:06Speaker 01

  Oh, man. Yeah. All right. Not for me. Not for me.

• 1:30:11Speaker 03

  But in the middle of it, you, you have so much adrenaline and things happening. Unless it's like a really bad hit, you kind of are just moving and like you, it, you don't notice it as much. I mean, you got so much adrenaline happening that a lot of times you, you won't even notice how hard the hit was.

• 1:30:28Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. And in some cases, it's like being a stunt man in a, in a, in a way, like you know how to fall, you know, how to take the, the, absorb the hits and, and kind of roll with the ground unless you just don't see.

• 1:30:38Speaker 03

  But you don't see a cup, then it's the worst.

• 1:30:40Speaker 01

  No offense, guys, but I'm a Bears fan and I'm super psyched for the Bears this year.

• 1:30:45Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, you should be. Yeah. Da Bears. Got it rolling right now.

• 1:30:49Speaker 01

  We gotta win one for Dicker this year.

• 1:30:51Speaker 03

  Oh my gosh. That was such a good point. Just icon. And you guys got a great team. You really do. It all comes down a lot of times to trench play in my mind. We, we have a great offensive line, a great defensive line. It just sets the stage. That's why that Simmons trade is so huge for their defense. The offensive line has been fantastic. Coach is phenomenal. As long as Caleb doesn't do what he did last week where he's like throwing three picks and, you know, making mistakes like that. They're going to be in these games. They're going to have a chance to win.

• 1:31:18Speaker 01

  I love his response after though. His response after was like, I'm not going to stop throwing. You think that's going to like, put me off? Like, no, so what? You know, I got picked, whatever. We won the game. Who cares? Like last season was insane. The cardiac bears was insane. I mean,

• 1:31:32Travis Kelce?

  Man.

• 1:31:33Speaker 01

  It's, it's no way to kind of.

• 1:31:35Travis Kelce?

  Fun to watch.

• 1:31:36Speaker 01

  It's not really a long-term plan to play like that, but I, those last minute finishes are so fun.

• 1:31:42Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 1:31:42Travis Kelce?

  Well, we got to get to our, our last segment here, big guy. It's, uh, it's called, we gotta ask, you don't have to answer, but, uh, we gotta ask. We knew where you were from Chicago. Love that you're a Bears fan, but we also hear that you're a big hurling guy.

• 1:31:55Speaker 01

  Oh yeah. I love hurling.

• 1:31:57Travis Kelce?

  Big hurling. Listen, I think it's one of the most exciting sports out there. I don't necessarily understand the rules because I've never really got into it, but it is, I've seen some highlights and that shit is electric. How'd you get into hurling?

• 1:32:07Speaker 01

  Well, I go to Ireland a lot. I have a lot of friends there. We, I go there at least once a year and I just kind of stumbled onto it in a pub. But yeah, I love, it's kind of like baseball and soccer mixed together and the speed of it is insane. Like how fast the ball moves and stuff. It's seems totally dangerous, dude. That almost seems like a, like a barbarian game or something like, it just seems like from the olden times or something, but yeah.

• 1:32:35Speaker 03

  I'm a huge fan of the Gaelic sports. I've, uh, I, I found out about it the same way. I was over in a pub and, uh, just outside of Dublin. And they were playing Gaelic football. And then I found out about hurling afterwards. The Irish culture and how much it is unique to itself and how they've kept those traditions alive is awesome. I also love that. And I, I don't know if it's the same way in hurling, but they, players all play for the counties that they're from, right? Like that's, it's not like a professional bought and traded team. Like this is like, no, wherever you're from, though, that's who you play.

• 1:33:07Speaker 01

  They also, they also don't make any money. They don't get paid. They're not allowed to drink. You know, if you, if you're a GAA player and you're seen in a bar, it's like this big shame. Like they take it so seriously. Yes. Super seriously.

• 1:33:22Travis Kelce?

  Not being allowed to drink?

• 1:33:23Speaker 03

  I know. And, and integral to the sport.

• 1:33:26Speaker 01

  No, I, I, I, what? Is that true?

• 1:33:29Travis Kelce?

  Before you go out there, boys.

• 1:33:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, these guys are like school teachers and insurance salesmen or whatever. They have day jobs, you know? The other thing that's really interesting about Ireland is like, you know, football or, you know, whatever soccer. Soccer is so, so popular in Europe, but it's, it's just kind of popular in, in Ireland. They're more into their, you know, the GAA and then, you know, the Gaelic football and, and the hurling, like, it's funny, like it's, it's his own little microcosm.

• 1:33:58Speaker 03

  Absolute. Have you ever done Irish road bowling?

• 1:34:00Speaker 01

  No, that, is that a euphemism for something?

• 1:34:02Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no. So I believe it's in County Cork in like some specific counties, but I, I did it up in Boston. There's a, a crew of those guys that all play over there, but they take cannonballs and they roll them down the road. And whoever can get down the road and pass this line and the least amount of throws wins. And they're all betting on the side of it. It's incredible.

• 1:34:25Speaker 01

  That sounds fun.

• 1:34:26Travis Kelce?

  Definitely. This is, yeah, this is definitely a minimum 10 beers before you play a game.

• 1:34:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, I believe this one encourages drinking. I do think.

• 1:34:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's drinking involved in this for sure. Just whoever came up with the idea, with the idea, let's take a cannonball. Okay, already, you're already drunk if you're suggesting throwing a cannonball.

• 1:34:49Travis Kelce?

  So true.

• 1:34:50Speaker 03

  We mentioned obviously Step Brothers, um, and, uh, Talladega Nights, but we did not mention another one of our favorites. It's particular mine because of a huge Johnny Cash fan. I love music in general, played music my whole life. Cannot tell you how excited I am that you are resurrecting the great legendary Dewey Cox. And you guys are going to get up touring again.

• 1:35:12Speaker 01

  We're calling it the rez erection of Cox tour.

• 1:35:17Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:35:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're, well, it all started because Jack White, who's in the movie, who's my buddy from, you know, all these years now. He plays Elvis in the movie.

• 1:35:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:35:28Speaker 01

  He was like, hey, you know, the 20th anniversary of that movie is coming up. Why don't we re-release the soundtrack? And I was like, oh my God, it wouldn't have even occurred to me that it was the 20th anniversary. And I was like, you're absolutely right. And I should go on tour as Dewey Cox again for the 20th anniversary. That's a brilliant idea. So it's still formulating right now. We're still trying to get all the permissions and all that set up. But you know, that movie, when it came out was, didn't do so great on that first weekend. So it was like this, kind of this disappointment for the studio. But man, oh man, that one was a, was a creeper. It like, but at this point, basically any musician I meet, famous or otherwise,

• 1:36:11Speaker 01

  the first thing they say to me is walk hard, you know? So yeah, it's, it's, this tour and stuff is going to be a way to kind of celebrate the movie with the fans again. And like, it's almost like this secret thing people have been passing around, like this kind of inside joke that I felt like it needed a moment in it's, in the sun. You know, like after 20 years, like let's, let's go out and celebrate Cox.

• 1:36:32Travis Kelce?

  This is so.

• 1:36:36Speaker 03

  So good.

• 1:36:37Speaker 01

  And it's an endless stream of dick jokes. Endless.

• 1:36:40Speaker 03

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 1:36:41Travis Kelce?

  Wouldn't want to have it any other way. The, uh, there's, there's a huge rumor out there that, um, that you may have talked or tried to talk Leonardo DiCaprio out of doing Titanic. So he would do Boogie Nights.

• 1:36:52Speaker 01

  Yeah. That's not a rumor. That is just the truth. Yeah. Yeah. That's who Paul was originally going after for the movie. And I was like, I had already worked with him in What's Eating Gilbert Grape. So I, I sat him down. I was like, I got it, Paul. I'll get him to do it. You know, I sat him down because, and, and I'll never forget, I said to him, Leo, he, he's saying, oh, they're, everyone's, you know, the agents are saying I should do this Titanic movie and it's a big opportunity. And I mean, I love this Boogie Nights script, but I'm not sure. And I was like, listen, the Titanic, that movie is about a boat that sinks. Everyone knows the boat sinks. No one's going to give a shit about who's on the boat.

• 1:37:36Speaker 01

  You gotta do this one. Leo regretted not doing Boogie Nights for many years, I think. And, um, but then he and Paul got together and made one battle after another. And it like, it all worked out. So, you know, he got quite a, quite a good career out of doing Titanic. So I don't think there's any regret there, but.

• 1:37:51Speaker 03

  Worked out for everybody. Yeah. Yeah. I do gotta ask you this. This isn't really on the rundown, but I've seen you discuss this before. And I have been infatuated with it because most of the time I think this word is associated with a negative connotation. I am privy to that. You, um, are into the art of clowning. Yes?

• 1:38:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I grew up doing it when I was a kid, like for real. Like, like I did clown ministry at my church, which is like, we dress up like clowns and go to like nursing homes or like street fairs or whatever, like, um, but you know, clowning, whatever, like there's been this like stigma with it right now, like with horror movies and all that, like creepy clowns and all that. But actual clowning is more like, uh, improv, you know, like I know there's a lot of, there's a whole big kind of clowning scene in LA. And it's not full face makeup, old fashioned bozo, the clown. It's like, it's more like physical improv. Kind of like where you're, you're, you're the butt of the joke all the time. And it's an ancient art form clowning.

• 1:38:56Speaker 01

  And look, if you like what I did in Step Brothers, that's clowning, you know?

• 1:39:01Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:39:01Speaker 01

  The, the physical comedy stuff that is clowning. Dr. Steve Bruhl is a clown, you know, like the joke's always on him. Like he gets in the, in over his head and you know, like that is clowning. It's, but, but yeah, there's unfortunately people have kind of like use clowns as like.

• 1:39:19Speaker 01

  To be something scary or weird or whatever, but I get it.

• 1:39:23Speaker 03

  That and then also, I think there's like, it's like an insult, like, oh, you're a clown. Like, you're not.

• 1:39:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:39:28Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 1:39:29Speaker 01

  You know, real clowns embrace that and clowns say like, if I fail, I've succeeded. You know, like, that's the whole thing of a clown. You're supposed to fuck up so that the audience feels like, oh, at least I'm not him. You know, like, it's the whole point.

• 1:39:44Speaker 03

  Can I ask you, is there, are there legitimate techniques that you're taught when you're like clowning? Like, or is this something that you're truly just completely improvising? Or is there like kind of go to techniques and?

• 1:39:57Speaker 01

  Oh, no, there's whole, yeah, there's whole, you know, there's a lot of, there's a lot of training for clowns. It kind of ties into the circus thing too, a little bit with acrobatics and juggling and all that kind of stuff. But physical comedy, you know, like it's, it's a lot harder than it looks. You look at something like Laurel and Hardy, like those guys, or even The Simpsons, you know, The Simpsons, those are clown characters, you know? Like Homer Simpson is a clown, you know? But yeah, there's definitely, there's definitely training, physical training, how to, how to get timing, you know? I'm sure you guys do all kinds of stuff like this with football too, like in order to predict what someone's gonna do. Or, you know, like, it's all just physical discipline and, and understanding rhythm and timing and.

• 1:40:40Travis Kelce?

  Building those instincts. Yeah. No, right there with you. Who was your like inspiration to get into the comedy world when you were younger?

• 1:40:48Speaker 01

  You know, I, I, I was never really like drawn specifically to be a comedian. I just wanted to, I just like telling stories, being an actor. But, I mean, as a kid, Gene Wilder was a huge one, you know, in Young Frankenstein and, um, and Willy Wonka, you know, like, I just, I always really related to Gene Wilder. He was just this kind of magical guy. But I loved people like Gene Hackman and Robert Duvall and, you know, all those kind of guys too. But comedy wise, it's almost like I fell into comedy just by, just by being an actor, you know? Like, you know, people ask me, do you like comedy better or, or doing drama better?

• 1:41:31Speaker 01

  And I, I say like, look, I just like having jobs and I, I like being employed.

• 1:41:38Speaker 01

  And it, and it's about commitment and being sincere, you know? If you really commit to an absurd idea, you're in a comedy, you know?

• 1:41:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:41:46Speaker 01

  But the commitment is the same. You're like trying to just make yourself believe that, that the, the situation you're in is real. So, but you know, um, I have to say Will Ferrell was a huge. Will was one of the first people that showed me like, oh no, that is commitment. Like when Will chases a joke down or Will commits to something, it's, it's like method acting, you know? He, he goes all the way there, like, and the more he does that, the more he focuses, the funnier it gets. So he was someone that, you know, when we got together, I was like, oh, I could be funny like this. Or I, you know, I know how to do that. I know how to commit to a bit, you know, like.

• 1:42:25Travis Kelce?

  That's too good.

• 1:42:26Speaker 01

  So, yeah, he and I, we, we just, right away, we had this kind of brotherly thing. Right away, I looked at him like, where did this guy come from? Like I, something about him just seems familiar to me, like familiar as in family, you know? Like, just felt like we're related from the beginning.

• 1:42:42Travis Kelce?

  One of the most iconic duos of all time, brother.

• 1:42:44Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 1:42:45Travis Kelce?

  So cool.

• 1:42:45Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 1:42:46Speaker 03

  Do you have a welcome to Hollywood moment where you kind of ask all of our guests? This can be positive, negative, kind of whatever strikes you?

• 1:42:52Speaker 01

  Welcome to Hollywood. Well, the classic, I mean, I mean, the first time I was in a movie was also the first time I left the country. The first time I was on an airplane, the first time, you know, like my life went from first gear to fourth gear. Like when I got my first movie and I remember being on a first class flight, being, you know, flying somewhere and looking at the menu and turning to this guy next to me and going, what is a prawn?

• 1:43:20Speaker 01

  I never heard of a prawn. He's like, it's kind of a big shrimp, son. And I was like.

• 1:43:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:43:28Speaker 01

  But the, the classic kind of like what is happening to me in my life moment was, I was doing this movie Hoffa with Jack Nicholson. And, you know, obviously she's just this legend and you almost have to like tell yourself, just don't be weird. Don't be weird. Just be normal. Just treat them like a person, you know, like, cause otherwise you're so in your head, you can't do your job, you know?

• 1:43:51Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:43:52Speaker 01

  But, so we've been working on the movie for a while and we were in Detroit. We shot in a bunch of cities for that movie, but we were in Detroit and, uh, shooting the scene. And, and I heard that U2 was in town and I'm, you know, being Irish, come from Chicago. U2 is like as big as it gets to us, you know, them and the Pogues. Anyway, we're on the set and I go into this restroom and I'm, I go in there to take a pee and I'm standing at the urinal and here comes Jack right after me. He comes in and he's standing next to me at the urinal, you know? And it's just one of those moments like, okay, I'm standing here with my dick in my hand and Jack Nicholson is standing right next to me with his dick. And it's just like, what is happening in my life?

• 1:44:38Speaker 01

  And then you try to focus, you know, like, don't just be, don't choke now. Like you really have to, don't get a, don't get a shy wiener all of a sudden, like.

• 1:44:49Speaker 01

  We're standing there, I finally relaxed enough to start peeing and he's like, you like U2? And I was like, and we're still peeing. And I was like, oh yeah, oh yeah, I love him. I love him. He's like, wanna go see him? And I was like, yeah, sure, Jack. And he's like, they're pals of mine. You're in. And then we finished, finished peeing, washed our hands. And then I went to see U2 with Jack Nicholson in Detroit.

• 1:45:15Travis Kelce?

  Let's go.

• 1:45:17Speaker 01

  There's like four more stories from that night, but that was, that was one of the first times I was like, what is happening right now? Like.

• 1:45:25Speaker 03

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:45:26Travis Kelce?

  That's such a good story, man.

• 1:45:28Speaker 01

  You like U2? They're pals of mine. You're in.

• 1:45:32Speaker 03

  You're in.

• 1:45:34Speaker 01

  Which sounds like you're in, but that's not what he was saying.

• 1:45:39Travis Kelce?

  Man, John, we can't thank you enough, man. The stories, the, the time.

• 1:45:42Speaker 03

  Listen, this was such an honor to have you on. Thank you for joining us. Everybody, make sure you check out How to Rob a Bank in theaters, November 13th. You do not want to miss it and you never want to miss anything with the great John C. Riley.

• 1:45:56Speaker 01

  Thank you so much, guys. Thank you for having me. I want to hang out with you in life, in real life. Let's go see a ballgame or something together.

• 1:46:05Travis Kelce?

  You like U2?

• 1:46:08Travis Kelce?

  Appreciate the stories and the time, brother.

• 1:46:10Speaker 01

  Yeah. Thank you very much, guys. Appreciate it.

• 1:46:14Travis Kelce?

  Yes, sir. Shout out to John C. Riley. We still got Honey Bobo here for the New Heights Top 10.

• 1:46:20Speaker 03

  You.

• 1:46:21Travis Kelce?

  Bo, this is how this thing goes. We blind rank top 10 plays, all sports, um, all things. Brandon kind of just throw these, throws these in here and we blind rank them, one through 10.

• 1:46:32Speaker 05

  We're getting a movement going. People are sending me stuff. This is, this is the brand I'm developing.

• 1:46:38Travis Kelce?

  Last week's was very good. I'll say that. Last week's was very good.

• 1:46:41Speaker 05

  First play this week, we're gonna go with the thing that I was tagged in, uh, dozens of times. Halftime of the Panthers game, folks.

• 1:46:50Travis Kelce?

  Oh.

• 1:46:51Speaker 05

  You know what's coming. Corgi on the loose.

• 1:46:55Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:46:59Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:46:59Travis Kelce?

  No way.

• 1:47:01Speaker 05

  Get him. Jukes, jukes. Down.

• 1:47:07Speaker 04

  Watch a player come off the sideline, just lay that dog out.

• 1:47:15Speaker 03

  Vito, I'm, I'm over the corgi. I'm over the corgi hard. You don't like puppies? I like dogs. I, for some reason do not like corgis. I also didn't think the movies were that good. I thought that was more of an embarrassment on all of the human beings there.

• 1:47:30Travis Kelce?

  I kind of like, I'll never recruit if I'm ever a coach, I'll never recruit Carolina.

• 1:47:39Speaker 04

  We each get a veto?

• 1:47:40Speaker 03

  Everybody gets one veto. Yes.

• 1:47:41Speaker 04

  Interesting.

• 1:47:42Speaker 03

  Use it wisely.

• 1:47:44Speaker 05

  Sorry, we vetoed the fucking corgi? Did I miss that?

• 1:47:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:47:46Speaker 05

  Jason?

• 1:47:47Speaker 03

  No, that's correct.

• 1:47:48Speaker 04

  That's just out? You just have veto power above all? Is this the executive branch over here, Mr. Veto?

• 1:47:53Speaker 05

  Pretty much.

• 1:47:54Speaker 03

  Everybody gets a veto, so you also get a veto.

• 1:47:56Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 1:47:56Speaker 05

  You get a veto, Bo, but Jason is a little more.

• 1:47:58Speaker 03

  I am out of my vetoes.

• 1:48:00Speaker 05

  I don't know why the corgi you didn't like though. The corgi, everybody loves the corgi.

• 1:48:03Speaker 03

  I, I'm all in. The otters were great last week. There was not enough interesting about a dog outrunning humans, which happens every fucking day, everywhere. Next.

• 1:48:12Speaker 05

  Note to self, corgis are out.

• 1:48:14Speaker 04

  When you put it like that, I like that take.

• 1:48:16Speaker 05

  All right, we're gonna go, we're gonna stay in the Panthers game. Devin Key interception. Go.

• 1:48:23Travis Kelce?

  Yo, shake the hand off. Looking, throwing, knocked up in the air.

• 1:48:31Speaker 03

  I mean, it's a good place staying with him.

• 1:48:33Speaker 05

  Wait, well, look at this, look at this, look at this.

• 1:48:39Speaker 05

  Off a foot.

• 1:48:41Speaker 03

  No, it's a crazy play. I don't know that.

• 1:48:43Travis Kelce?

  That's a 10. That's a highlight. That's a 10.

• 1:48:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, off a foot. Is it 10 of a hand?

• 1:48:50Speaker 03

  He didn't do anything intrinsically interesting to get that interception. What do you not understand? You could have got that interception, Brandon.

• 1:48:59Speaker 05

  Did you see him do it? Did you see him do it too?

• 1:49:01Speaker 03

  Like he did, and the ball bounces off a foot. You did nothing to earn a top 10 play.

• 1:49:06Speaker 05

  All right, all right. Okay, okay. I'll play the hits here. Let's go to the Eagles game. Play of the game. Brayden Mann, highlight of the game for the Eagles.

• 1:49:17Speaker 03

  This was amazing.

• 1:49:18Speaker 04

  Highlight of the game for the Eagles.

• 1:49:23Speaker 05

  Look at the boot.

• 1:49:28Speaker 04

  Vito, Vito, Vito.

• 1:49:30Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 1:49:32Speaker 04

  Vito, Mr. Vito.

• 1:49:34Speaker 03

  Pat, this is not me. This is, this is Bo. This is an insane change of field position.

• 1:49:40Speaker 05

  Yes, that's a sick pun.

• 1:49:41Speaker 04

  You did your job. You did your one job. Congrats.

• 1:49:46Travis Kelce?

  Only thing is, he, he did it with 15 seconds left in the half.

• 1:49:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:49:51Travis Kelce?

  Didn't even like.

• 1:49:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:49:55Travis Kelce?

  Nice, going into half.

• 1:49:56Speaker 03

  I forgot that the Eagles were winning.

• 1:49:58Travis Kelce?

  I will say that, though. I mean, yeah. It's tough.

• 1:50:02Speaker 05

  So that is a Bo Allen veto.

• 1:50:03Travis Kelce?

  That's a Bo Allen veto.

• 1:50:05Speaker 05

  All right. Okay. All right. All right.

• 1:50:07Speaker 04

  Now I hold the power.

• 1:50:08Speaker 05

  Now it's all up to you, Travis. Please, I don't have that many fucking plays. Um, we're gonna go to, uh, this is from high school football.

• 1:50:18Travis Kelce?

  What high school? What high school? What city were you in?

• 1:50:20Speaker 03

  Offside. Let's call it offside, Bo.

• 1:50:23Travis Kelce?

  Fuck it. He just got fucking rocked.

• 1:50:24Speaker 05

  Wait for it.

• 1:50:25Travis Kelce?

  That dude just died.

• 1:50:28Speaker 03

  Is he still alive down there?

• 1:50:29Travis Kelce?

  No, he got him.

• 1:50:30Speaker 03

  Is that not a forward pass?

• 1:50:31Travis Kelce?

  No, that one was backward. I'm, I'm looking at them all. Oh.

• 1:50:35Speaker 03

  Oh, what are they doing? What are they doing?

• 1:50:38Travis Kelce?

  The pause, camera. I need a camera.

• 1:50:44Speaker 05

  How's it?

• 1:50:45Travis Kelce?

  Such a good pause. Oldest trick in the book. Oh, man, the bang at the ground.

• 1:50:53Travis Kelce?

  Highlight, that was a highlight. That was a highlight. I'll give it a nice five.

• 1:50:56Speaker 03

  Five? I mean, I'm five.

• 1:50:57Speaker 05

  That's a five. That's a five. All right.

• 1:51:00Travis Kelce?

  This is, I mean, it's a hell of a play.

• 1:51:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, again, smart, headsy play.

• 1:51:08Speaker 03

  Great, great job on the call.

• 1:51:10Travis Kelce?

  All right.

• 1:51:11Speaker 03

  Play by play for the DC Warriors.

• 1:51:12Speaker 05

  We're going, if we're going four with the call.

• 1:51:14Travis Kelce?

  We're going four?

• 1:51:17Speaker 05

  Where'd you guys want it? Four or five?

• 1:51:19Speaker 03

  I think we said five. I think it was.

• 1:51:20Speaker 05

  Five. Keep it at five. All right, let's go Nico Collins.

• 1:51:23Speaker 03

  Now we're talking.

• 1:51:24Travis Kelce?

  This is nasty.

• 1:51:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, see, now this is a top 10. This is a top 10.

• 1:51:33Speaker 03

  That's insane.

• 1:51:34Speaker 05

  Got another angle of it. Got another angle of it.

• 1:51:36Speaker 03

  Oh, here we go.

• 1:51:36Travis Kelce?

  There it is. There it is.

• 1:51:39Speaker 04

  Dude, that body.

• 1:51:40Speaker 03

  God damn, that's outrageous.

• 1:51:42Speaker 05

  Doesn't even make any sense.

• 1:51:45Travis Kelce?

  It doesn't at all.

• 1:51:48Speaker 03

  I mean, what do you think? One or two? I mean, that's, that is stupid.

• 1:51:53Travis Kelce?

  We can save one if you want. We can give it two. This is insane.

• 1:51:56Speaker 03

  I have a hard time believing something's gonna beat that.

• 1:51:59Speaker 04

  That's incredible.

• 1:52:00Speaker 03

  Two.

• 1:52:00Speaker 05

  Oh, what does that feel like, Travis?

• 1:52:02Travis Kelce?

  I've never made a play like this in my life.

• 1:52:04Speaker 05

  I mean, but yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like, wow.

• 1:52:07Speaker 03

  Actually, I made a play like this in high school one time on a two point. Um, so I can relate.

• 1:52:15Speaker 04

  I like two assists to tackles one game. So I'm kind of a stud.

• 1:52:17Speaker 05

  Let's go to Packers. Packers. Evan Williams on interception.

• 1:52:32Speaker 05

  That's a highlight.

• 1:52:34Speaker 03

  I love that. He just tries to reassure. He just tries to reassure all of his.

• 1:52:39Speaker 05

  Come on.

• 1:52:40Travis Kelce?

  I know you guys hate this, but.

• 1:52:42Speaker 05

  You hate everything.

• 1:52:43Speaker 03

  We'll go nine. Was right there with Troy Aikman last night when he said, this is the greatest play I've ever seen.

• 1:52:49Speaker 04

  That was a good play.

• 1:52:49Speaker 03

  It was a good play. I'm not saying it wasn't a good play. This is a good play.

• 1:52:55Travis Kelce?

  I'll give it an eight. Is eight open?

• 1:52:56Speaker 03

  That's.

• 1:52:58Travis Kelce?

  I was saying nine, but yeah, an eight's fine with me.

• 1:53:00Speaker 03

  We'll keep, we'll keep nine open.

• 1:53:02Speaker 05

  All right. Okay. We're gonna go to the Browns and go to the Browns. Overtime, overtime. Harold Fannin, please. Harold Fannin, please.

• 1:53:10Travis Kelce?

  Harold Fannin, this is nasty. This is nasty.

• 1:53:17Travis Kelce?

  For the game.

• 1:53:18Speaker 03

  Great stiff arm.

• 1:53:19Travis Kelce?

  This is a highlight. Another one.

• 1:53:21Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:53:23Travis Kelce?

  This is overtime. Overtime.

• 1:53:26Speaker 04

  Overtime.

• 1:53:26Travis Kelce?

  That boy is cold, man.

• 1:53:28Speaker 03

  Then they missed the two. It was not a walk up. They lost. They didn't get the two point.

• 1:53:36Speaker 05

  Blocking downfield.

• 1:53:38Speaker 04

  Feel like?

• 1:53:39Travis Kelce?

  Um, again, I don't think I've done quite this. Uh, I'm more of an eluding the guys that are coming after me, not necessarily going through them.

• 1:53:47Speaker 03

  I'm all in on this. I mean, just multiple people catching five fingers to the face.

• 1:53:58Speaker 03

  You think, uh, three?

• 1:53:59Travis Kelce?

  I think that's one, dude.

• 1:54:01Speaker 03

  You think that's above what Nico did?

• 1:54:03Travis Kelce?

  Dude, this is overtime for the game.

• 1:54:06Speaker 03

  They lost. They did not win.

• 1:54:08Speaker 05

  But they could have just kicked the point, kept playing, but it's.

• 1:54:12Speaker 03

  All right, one. Sure, one. Let's just keep this.

• 1:54:14Speaker 04

  I'll take it. I like that.

• 1:54:15Speaker 03

  I'm a big fan of running through people. It's a, my preferred highlight.

• 1:54:19Speaker 05

  Yeah. Well, you guys already talked about it. Apparently you already don't like it. We're gonna do it anyways. The greatest play you ever saw last night. This interception.

• 1:54:38Speaker 05

  Byron Murphy picking off Josh Allen.

• 1:54:40Speaker 03

  Really good play.

• 1:54:41Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, it is a good play.

• 1:54:48Speaker 05

  That would have been six, too.

• 1:54:52Speaker 03

  I mean, Travis, unless you want to veto this, I think it's what? Seven?

• 1:54:55Travis Kelce?

  Seven. It's better than the interception.

• 1:54:57Speaker 04

  Look, dude, he, and he got a great return. I mean, he got.

• 1:55:00Speaker 03

  We already have something right five, Bo. Can you keep up? We have seven, six, nine, and four, and three available.

• 1:55:10Speaker 04

  I like seven.

• 1:55:11Travis Kelce?

  Seven it is.

• 1:55:12Speaker 05

  Okay, I'm gonna be a homer from the Texas Missouri game. Come on, boys.

• 1:55:21Speaker 03

  Oh, now that's a good play. See, this is a good interception. Because somebody fucking destroyed somebody.

• 1:55:29Speaker 05

  Slide to kill their timeout.

• 1:55:31Speaker 03

  Listen, I am all in on this heads up play.

• 1:55:35Speaker 05

  Unselfish. That's what we teach in Texas.

• 1:55:37Speaker 03

  Rather that he goes and score.

• 1:55:39Speaker 05

  It's, we're, we're kind of debating if he should have just taken the touchdown.

• 1:55:42Speaker 03

  It's smart. I know.

• 1:55:43Speaker 05

  It is, and it also like they still got, whatever. We scored like three plays later. All right.

• 1:55:46Speaker 03

  It's the smart thing to do. It's the smart thing to do.

• 1:55:49Travis Kelce?

  I don't know if it is.

• 1:55:50Speaker 05

  I, it's kind of 50 50 for being honest.

• 1:55:54Speaker 03

  They have two timeouts, so they're at least gonna get the ball back. Yeah.

• 1:56:01Speaker 05

  Nothing else weird happened in this game. Don't worry about it.

• 1:56:03Speaker 03

  I, what do we think? Four?

• 1:56:06Travis Kelce?

  I mean, I'll give it four.

• 1:56:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:56:08Travis Kelce?

  Say, say one.

• 1:56:09Speaker 03

  Hit is.

• 1:56:11Speaker 05

  It's incredible.

• 1:56:12Travis Kelce?

  Electric.

• 1:56:13Speaker 03

  That is outstanding. Hat on the ball, textbook, violent.

• 1:56:19Speaker 05

  It's beautiful football. So we, that's all we coached down there at Texas.

• 1:56:22Travis Kelce?

  Next play.

• 1:56:22Speaker 05

  Christian Washington catch. Packers game.

• 1:56:28Speaker 05

  One handed snag. One handed snag. No?

• 1:56:32Speaker 03

  For seven yards?

• 1:56:33Speaker 05

  Look at that. Look at that snag.

• 1:56:36Travis Kelce?

  That's a snag. I'll give it, I'll give it, I'll give it snag. Like, like Jason said, you got the, he got the full grab on the ball. I'll give it a nine.

• 1:56:44Speaker 03

  Nine, sounds good.

• 1:56:45Speaker 05

  I like nine. Okay, we're gonna go to women's soccer.

• 1:56:50Speaker 04

  Hell yeah, about damn time.

• 1:56:51Speaker 05

  This is North Carolina Louisville.

• 1:57:02Speaker 03

  Play. This is gonna not top 10 play.

• 1:57:05Speaker 05

  Hey.

• 1:57:06Speaker 03

  Oh my God.

• 1:57:09Speaker 05

  She's fine.

• 1:57:10Travis Kelce?

  For the team, let's fucking go.

• 1:57:12Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:57:14Travis Kelce?

  Right in the temple.

• 1:57:15Speaker 03

  God damn.

• 1:57:17Speaker 04

  Awesome.

• 1:57:18Travis Kelce?

  I mean, it's gotta be three. Gotta be three.

• 1:57:20Speaker 04

  I like three. That's a great play.

• 1:57:22Speaker 03

  That's a not top 10. Not a top 10.

• 1:57:26Travis Kelce?

  Taking one for the team. That's what I'm talking about. I hope she's okay.

• 1:57:29Speaker 05

  We have number six left. I'm gonna go with some, I'm gonna go with some MMA.

• 1:57:33Travis Kelce?

  Number six.

• 1:57:34Speaker 05

  I'm gonna go with some MMA.

• 1:57:35Travis Kelce?

  Oh, hell yeah.

• 1:57:37Speaker 05

  Okay, this is.

• 1:57:38Travis Kelce?

  I didn't know this was in the books. Hell yeah.

• 1:57:40Speaker 05

  Listen, it is, it is. No, this is men fighting. It is when it gets weird.

• 1:57:45Travis Kelce?

  Oh my gosh, is this the dude fucking humping the shit out of the?

• 1:57:48Speaker 05

  You know what's coming, Travis. You're online.

• 1:57:52Travis Kelce?

  This is absolutely ridiculous.

• 1:57:58Travis Kelce?

  Absolutely.

• 1:58:00Speaker 03

  Is that allowed? Is that a sanctioned move? Is that a dick stop?

• 1:58:06Speaker 04

  He's just like, we gotta cut to the girl with the biggest dick in the audience. We gotta straighten this out.

• 1:58:14Speaker 03

  They cut it straight and then he's like, what the?

• 1:58:21Travis Kelce?

  Look, that dude's uncomfortable as fuck. He's like, bro, what the fuck are you doing?

• 1:58:24Speaker 03

  Look at.

• 1:58:28Travis Kelce?

  That doesn't make you wanna kill your fucking opponent. I don't know what does.

• 1:58:32Speaker 04

  Is that name a shadow shot?

• 1:58:33Speaker 05

  Shadow shot.

• 1:58:34Speaker 03

  Now that I'm hearing the announcers, this is in Germany or something like that.

• 1:58:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's a foreign promotion.

• 1:58:40Travis Kelce?

  Oh my fucking god.

• 1:58:42Speaker 03

  One.

• 1:58:47Speaker 04

  Wait, hold on.

• 1:58:48Speaker 03

  This is the best part.

• 1:58:48Speaker 04

  Gotta get to the right part.

• 1:58:50Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, I got you, bro. I would wanna fucking kill this dude if he did that to me.

• 1:58:56Speaker 04

  That's fucking.

• 1:58:56Travis Kelce?

  The dick stomp. The dick stomp. It's not the dick punch, dick stomp.

• 1:59:00Speaker 03

  Dick stomp.

• 1:59:01Speaker 05

  Dick stomp.

• 1:59:01Speaker 04

  Like a teabag.

• 1:59:02Speaker 03

  One, right there.

• 1:59:10Travis Kelce?

  The dude drinking the water bottles like, what the fuck is going on right now?

• 1:59:23Speaker 03

  Put his glasses on and like, she's like an official. Hold on after that. Like, what's this guy? And he's just like, well, how do I score this one?

• 1:59:35Travis Kelce?

  End of the round. Does he get points for that?

• 1:59:41Travis Kelce?

  This shit is.

• 1:59:41Speaker 03

  Let's see, where's dick stomp on my cheek?

• 1:59:47Speaker 03

  Uh, all right. So that's six.

• 1:59:48Speaker 05

  That's six. And that is the segments.

• 1:59:51Travis Kelce?

  Well, 92% as that wraps up the clips of the, uh, New Heights top 10, but hold on because this week's stamp of the week, uh, gets an upgrade. We're teaming up with our friends at Royal Caribbean to crown a legend of the week. Jason, who do you got?

• 2:00:06Speaker 03

  I'm gonna go legend of the week. I'm gonna go Adrian Peterson. He just went into the freaking Hall of Fame for Minnesota last night.

• 2:00:14Speaker 03

  I think it's, uh, it was awesome to see the ceremony and everything and be there to call the game and watch that whole thing happen. To watch one of the best running backs in the league get enshrined was incredible.

• 2:00:25Travis Kelce?

  That's pretty cool.

• 2:00:26Speaker 03

  So yeah, Adrian Peterson. Boom.

• 2:00:28Travis Kelce?

  Shout out to AP, man.

• 2:00:29Speaker 03

  All righty. And that's stamp of the week brought to you by Royal Caribbean. Again, if you want your own legend of the week, check out royalcaribbean.com. All right. And that wraps up this episode of New Heights. Thank you to John C. Riley. Thank you, of course, to my good friend Bo Allen for allowing us this place and for gracing us with his presence. Uh, check out How to Rob a Bank in theaters November 13th.

• 2:00:52Travis Kelce?

  That guy's absolutely electric, man. Uh, once again, New Heights, a wondrous show brought to you by Reese's, those delicious peanut butter cups. Follow the show on all social media at New Heights Show with one S for fun clips throughout the week. And, uh, thank you to our New Heights production team for always making us look way better than we are. And to all those 92%ers who are tuning in, uh, we'll see you guys next week.

• 2:01:24Speaker 04

  This is my fucking camera. Come over here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Get me in there.

• 2:01:30Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 2:01:32Travis Kelce?

  She likes, she likes what she likes.

• 2:01:36Speaker 03

  The camera's got great taste.

• 2:01:40Travis Kelce?

  This camera's racist.

• 2:01:41Speaker 04

  Oh my God, dude. I literally won't even.

• 2:01:43Speaker 03

  It's starting to make me blush.

• 2:01:45Speaker 04

  Come here. Yeah. What's up now?

• 2:01:47Speaker 05

  Oh my good.

• 2:01:49Speaker 04

  All right, fine. This is, I feel like this is like a good analogy.

• 2:01:55Speaker 05

  Just film it like this. I don't care. Podcast.

• 2:02:00Speaker 03

  Every time you come in, it just goes farther, farther away.

• 2:02:04Speaker 05

  Can you turn off the auto tracking?

• 2:02:07Speaker 04

  Dude, I feel like a goddamn.

• 2:02:10Speaker 03

  How far will it track me away from Bill?

• 2:02:12Speaker 04

  Oh yeah. Now it's coming back over here. Yeah. Come over this way.

• 2:02:20Speaker 03

  If you click like, is there a way to like, make it focus on a specific thing?

• 2:02:25Travis Kelce?

  There's only so many tech issues I could troubleshoot at once, dude. While Falkhouse is blowing a fucking harmonica into my ear drums.

• 2:02:33Speaker 03

  I think, I think that Cameron just likes harmonica.

• 2:02:37Speaker 05

  Does it have settings? Like, can you go into, it has an app, right? It's a Osmo? Ozbot?

• 2:02:43Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. How's it feel?

• 2:02:47Speaker 03

  I'm just gonna keep booting you and fucking taking you.

• 2:02:54Travis Kelce?

  I don't know if I can change the settings when we're in Riverside for it though.

• 2:02:58Speaker 05

  Well, here, let me, I'll hit stop. I'll hit stop.